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    rs prod No. 91 Dec. '64 CHEAP ei) WAS BAD, WAIT’LL YOU Cia ee THE MEN AT MAD HAVE CLIMBED TO gota Stone THE TOP OF THE HEAP J ~ MAINLY, THEY'VE CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF (yf THE HEAP OF GARBAGE THEY'VE PUBLISHED a Another fiasco in a long line of ridiculous attempts at success, which brought you these other 19 failures... POCKET ] ADDRESS. DEPARTMENT THE SELF-MADE 850 Third Avenue MAD Emr: New York, N. ¥. 10022, J ENCLOSE aan sae svare__ ite ‘ALSO PLEASE SEND ME: ALSO PLEASE SEND ME: C1 Mab an oro 5 The MAD Reader Son 01 MAD The Voouoa MAD (MAD Stihcs Back Cl The Organization MAD -Graary MAD Slut ENCLOSE 35¢ Oi inside Mad. Like MAD Dptiice hineses} 1 Uttery ao = Of MAD Bon taartin stip Out Check or Money Order ony, The BrotHers MAD (Cash Accented 1B MAD £1 Bon Martin Bounces Back “to Cash Accept: 1 Bedside o ronties ave Borg Looks At Fhe USA On oxders cuticle the USA. eee A SE C Dave Berg Fhe Us ENCLOSE Sa¢ FOR EACH NUMBER 91 DECEMBER 1964 “A ree is somethin thot stands im one place for lly years, and then all ofa sudden jms or of eszoman driver.” Alfred E. Neus WILLIAM 36. GAINES publisher ALKERT B, FELDSTEIN editor JOHN PORNADL Gr MirectorUEONARD EXER Production JHMRY a HLeO, NICK MEOLO enleiate editors MARIN J. seMLEIENS lawsuits sHeMARa acre publicity Lomi, oLANO, erEta stamEE1, NELSON Tiaano subueriptione the umual gang of fi DEPARTMENTS BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPARTMENT The Lighter Side Of Going To The Movies 22.2.2... CAPITOL PUNISHMENT DEPARTMENT How Bad Childhood Habits Help In A Congrassional Career, .3 DON MARTIN DEPARTMENT “A Fairy Tale” .. DRUM-SHTICK DEPARTMENT A Colebrity’s Wallet (Ringo Stare) .....0.e.cce EXTRA-ORDINARY OPPORTUNITIES DEPARTMENT. Little-Known Jabs In TV. ..< 5-RING CIRCUS DEPARTMENT AMAD Laok At The Summer Olympics... ie HOME SWEET HOMEROOM DEPARTMENT eral s19) Mr Nudhik «0.6 focal bert HYSTERICAL FICTION DEPARTMENT Today's Celebrities—Tamarrow's Historieal Heroas - cg IGOT MY BLOB THROUGH THE N.Y. TIMES DEPARTMENT New Movie Monsters From Tho Business World ...-.......20 INHALE-SAFE DEPARTMENT ‘Some MAD Devices For Safer Smoking = a JOKE AND DAGGER DEPARTMENT Spy WEGSpY a choos fois Cos ama ost he 3B Spy Vo. Spy Va. Spy ...ccsces pene LETTERS DEPARTMENT Random Samplings OF Reader Mail ............. sei. MARGINAL THINKING DEPARTMENT Drawn-Qut Dramas ....c.sc0ccesesee NAME YOUR POISON DEPARTMENT Why Not Warnings On All Packages .......200-+2++ STIFLING A YARN DEPARTMENT ‘Twisted MAD Tales (For Twisted MAD Readers) . . ‘TALK OF THE TOWN DEPARTMENT ‘The Sights And Sounds Of The U.S.A, (Washington, 0.C,) ....24 VIVA VILLAIN DEPARTMENT Movio Hernos Are Finks «0.2.00. **Various Places Around The Magazina VITAL FEATURES SOME MAD. DEVICES FOR SAFER SMOKING Pod HEROES: Z ARE i FINKS Ss Fob te AMAD ae YY I LOOK AT ) THE SUMMER L OLYMPICS Po. 10 coh 3 WHEN CELEBRITIES BECOME i HEROES Po.z7 THE LIGHTER SIDE OF GOING TO. ‘THE MOVIES Pg. 38 MR. NUDNIK (AMAD TV SATIRE) Pg. 45 JUST BECAUSE YOU MISSED THE LAST ISSUE ON THE NEWSSTAND? SUBSCRIBE TO INEZASIO AND GET 9 ISSUES FOR THE PRICE OF 8, OR 24 ISSUES FOR THE PRICE OF 20— MAILED RIGHT TO YOUR HOME! aaa = == ve capes or plate = MAD SUBSCRIPTIONS 50 THR AVENUE. NEW YORK, WY. Onze Leelee $200," Please ester myname cn you sub- rion ist, and al mete next Issues OF MAD (Dy etelase $500.** Please exter ‘sciplon tit, and ral the a be, th yo et NAME, UR CRE a een eI Cigaccate-Makers LETTERS DEPT. pt select fe brainpow courage the 3 ftainment meng all or 7 Sturemenc of Pres. Lyndon Johasoa. as quoted in Time—fune 12, 1964.) NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTTS Till now, my ja mayan Ww Pleasure. You're wonderfull sFraslenu Seelar” need, The bor fad Sih of Jrkton, Mist one of the 64 fis a Pretiddatn! Scholar “Thee awards se so revognz the most resource of the Unied Sues ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT Twas delighed.t0 gee an “Alfred E. Neuman For President’ rign standing oot among the cromd af political campaign jor television satwodk. avid. Welchel Rock Hill, 8. ‘iy Js Graben, Don Ds i eoye De Ze fol paxil our Alfeed E New i posters on therm and et Batty Gold ‘rater a the San Francik Interaztonal Aro. Whee Golfivaeer began co speak tre nscl our placards, The Golwater trade aerope to ear them down Were i of ts against 2000 Barry foowers jack, ouryplicied bolder, wat on the shuuldees of Sieve, whilethe fest of ws battled the crowd, ‘The mids. mere toe saugh, The «tour fealty rubsued us and ‘sup Allie for Presdene signs were ripped Sinu|tarowa eo tie gronnd ‘eer the tussle, Waltee Winchell in Ts facet from Bs Durland Con. ts young people—co guit of intellectual at- ung people” beketeern ripbing the an bade and bate, Wore? were # "We watched the ncws on TV Thurs day evening, We were on every channel [think our inilative deserves special ree fognition in your magazin Joh A. Stupatsey Be ‘Washingvon, Evie Knudsen, Buslingume, Cali teenage childeen read relish, After your ‘wall fight rather than ‘will jain them My harvest conzsatulations to the San Francisco booiter who si ceurapenisly ‘welcomed Sen, Goldwater with an "Alfred E Neuman For President” porter iif. Of Press and Brian Bice fk ‘Special Geers 1S Pe cormoed lungs. I jae ‘Thanks s0 much fort Se ntie piration ‘Schneiderman Broax, NY. Nel He poid val Mainty, he sent in for an "Allood E- Nouman For Frenidant Ki,” The olfer expire ths have. S00 ad below! DECLARE YOUR SUPPORT FOR Here's THE HAY BEST MAN WITH AN “ALFRED E, NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN KIT You GET: AND ALL FOR ‘ONLY S]°°? "7 A SELF-ADHESIVE 4° x17" DAY-GLO BUMPER STICKER vore Li aaa" = ae See WRAR aurea meuan SoLor e six | Fon paesingyT CAMPAIGN Seow LaPEL’ BUTTON TAERS MAD ZEPPELIN Okay, T give up! What is it? Fon te ferting ta that balloon with ee bow anging.-. 1 mean that seam engine der the... the... Tioean wel, ou kenow what I meas! Lee Whitlenay Norman, Okla ‘You guys probably Sure half che pop ulation af Phe world aol Okay? What it nd wy ist ad Bow Spee gravrone? oa David Freedman Brooklyn, NY. Nocice the encloted phorograph which cago Sun Time id tecnica abi appeared in the © Gee all the ski a iv hich went into the fe Nocice itt amazing simple construction, obviously che wack of a staff of byiliant engineers. Notice that you are fo think shat the thing is strangely family fhe: OF courset e's the "MAD Zeppelin isguise! Notice thac you are being watched! Notice that the governmen rust Be going MAD! New Leonard Slobodia Chicago, II ‘ur Flex Wing engineers your comparison of ear ‘George J. Becker Ryan Aeronautical Co, San Diego, Calil ‘TWO FULL-COLOR CAMPAIGN POSTERS: ceri 32" noo 7 en (MAD ACADEMY AWARDS FOR PARENTS May I sinceeely, compliment you 00 your superb satire," Academy Aseards For areas ‘Tam Hansen West Hardiord, Cons. “The MAD Acudlemny Awards Far Ps ents” was ene of the best things you ever put ia your magaaine Niel Gershowiz Hightown, NJ. + ae of your funniest, ic really hie the mark, che mark being thany pareats ho use their children as status sembalsy bem daca ulew-eaely “maturity” and Give ther into ” Bric Goldner Fooral P You left our one major parenca cliche. Te goes like this: "I only hape—shen you grow up and get marricd—youll have chikiren jot Like pau whol rca you the wap you ty Jefircy Barron Chica, ML NAUTICAL BUT NICE Til bet you thought nobody would fotice that the aautical flags tn The MAD Guide Ts Power Boating” (#89) spelled our "What Me Woesy"-and Alfred Neuman” Well, you were right, no- body did! 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In order to help all these poor trapped souls, we now offer... SOME MAD DEVICES FOR SAFER SMOKING ARTIST WRITER: AL JAFFE Cigarette smoking is largely a nervous habit in which the act of “lighting up” and “taking a deep drag” is more important than the actual smoke!—so say leading DISPOSABLE LUNG-LINER TIPS “LangeLincr Tips" come in tones of 20 t0 accommodate repulr pack af ijarette, = X-Ray view of Tip reveals folded "place tap nude Cerner is ote ada, Plt planeta cone eae eee | Lai enceaeees | (eet emceen es ike a regular filter tip. = Plastic is extremely thin, safety. After use, liner is, easil : eee eek eee el A SMOKER’S MENTAL PICTURE OF WHAT'S HAPPENING INSIDE HIM psychologists. With this in mind, MAD has desi; i—and now offers—these devices which retain the main actions of smoking while eliminating the smoke itself... PORTABLE FILTRATION UNITS Flavin Unit’ Is small, buy. eicleoe version of a Military Gas Mask eanister. ‘Clae p af crosesection sho pproot construction of tubes 1 use. hen amoker inhale, harmful, snake Filtration Units can he fitted inta any wwels down from clgarecte thru tube “A number af portable containers, such 38 Cer ae itatiets fttiche cave, lunch box, handbag, etc to healthy satisfied smoker. 5 SMOKE SIMULATORS jmoke Simulators” also come Providing one for each A Simulators axe hollow Pyrex tubes filled ‘with water “AY and eorked at one end "B ec Insertecl into cigarette, note how dise “C Ay emoker lights up, hat sek in dark rooms prayed! thie: blocks smoke, sexls off end of cigareste. Of Cigarete boils wacer in A smoker cannot distinguish Pyrex Simulator tube, Steam berween real smoke, hot air, cork (which is made of or steam. Now, smoking with tiibje material and can be cold (using Siswubator) ‘swallowed safely). The steam — orily enjoyable, but dow feels just like smoke. ‘Tests soothing and healing 2 The dollorangdevics are for the confirmed smoker who must taste the real smoke if he is to be satisfied. For NASAL EXHAUST FAN Tiny fam menor is poe oy ‘Tiny "Nasal Exhaust Fan” (Note ation, fan pulls smoke size of periny “AM!) thas flesty Jong-lasting battery “SC a jarette up through ase, fone tubes aid nose plage "BM fe controlled by switch “B" ths avoiing tiroae and sg Hidden In beard Used like a hearing aid Atcached to eyeglasses ing a "Nasal Exhaust ic it keeps smoke from affecting hard

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