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: 25: CHEAP NO. 90 Oct.'64 STICK EM UP! Yep — in another of their continuing TT a attempts to separate you from your MORE FRASH FROM money, the Highway Robbers at MAD have come up with a new sensational FREEFULL-COLOR FOLD-OUIBONUS for their latest MAD Annual Ss 1 ENE e ame. Easter rst nts MAD COMMEMORATIVE STAMPS and ALFRED £. NEUMAN 4 PRESIDENT STAMPS plus A MAD STAMP ALBUM PAGE ‘ALFRED E. NEUMAN fe ae 5 a jester + A presient GOVERNMEN ~ a aN tlusatse .. ALONG WITH THE USUAL COLLECTION OF GARBAGE FROM PAST ISSUES —IN THE SEVENTH ANNUAL EDITION OF MORE TRASH FROM MAD ON SALE NOW AT YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE STAND—AND ALSO AT STANDS YOU DON’T LIKE! NUMBER go OCTOBER 1964 "A sense of humor és what makes you feush at eoviething wich would wake you soe if it bappened to yout"—Alfred E. Neaman AEM. GAINES Publisher ALIEST B. PELBSTERN editor JOMN FIRS afd disectar thonaan earsineR production FaaY BE FLEZIO, MICK MEGLIN misnciate eifitore Savers J scHmMN deeaalig acaLaRD newsTEIN publicly (SLOKLL ORLANDO, CZEBK MORITA, NELSON TiKADO subscription the tswal gang of ite DEPARTMENTS BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPARTMENT The Lighter Sido Of Summar Romances ..................80 DON MARTIN DEPARTMENT Tho Impressionist The Message eee ee matte OEY: DRAG-STRIP DEPARTMENT An Incident At A Red Light ......... EXTRA-SENSELESS RECEPTION DEPARTMENT Misleading TV Titles A a mes a FACE.LIFTING DEPARTMENT ‘Strange Interiudlos In Evaryday Life...... 032 FROM HAIR TO ABSURDITY MAD's “Celebrity-Featuce" Merchandising Gimmicks 34 GADGET GOES TO DETROIT DEPARTMENT ‘Auto Arcessories Wa'd Like Ta See ..... : HITCH YOUR BANOWAGON TO A STAR DEPARTMENT f Celebrities Ran For Political Otfice ‘ 4 HOLLYWOOD DEPARTMENT Another “Scenes We'd Like To See” (After Tho Ball) ........29 JOKE AND DAGGER DEPARTMENT Seville Oey, 00 sds espera vente enencr renee (e4a. LETTERS DEPARTMENT Random Samplings Of Reader Mail .......2+eeuseee MARGINAL THINKING DEPARTMENT Dravie-Out Dramas... MIS-HAPPY HOLIDAY DEPARTMENT ‘The MAD Safety Council's Predictions ...... a 8 ROCK 'N' BANK ROLL DEPARTMENT MAD's Teenage Idol Promater Of The Yoar -.. wraagslt ‘TAKE ME TO YOUR LADDER DEPARTMENT. AMAD Look At Fireman .....0...002.+ aes ‘TALK OF THE TOWN DEPARTMENT The Sights And Sounds Of Tha U.S.A. (Las Vegas) ..........24 ‘THE BERTH OF THE BLUES DEPARTMENT ‘A Realistic MAD Serapbook ..........0 Pater ete ‘TWO ON THE ISLE DEPARTMENT Etiquotte—A Poem Illustrated By Don Martin eile “Various Places Around The Magazine ile neutyeen Eucenn Wer VITAL FEATURES fd ‘CELEBRITIES RAN FOR OFFICE STRANGE INTERLUDES IN EVERDAY LIFE. Pg. 12 THOSE MISLEADING Ww TITLES LOOK AT FIREMEN ACCESSORIES WE'D LIKE ‘TEENAGE IDOL PROMOTER OF THE YEAR Pg 43 Why Kill Yourself? eee JUST BECAUSE YOU MISSED THE LAST ISSUE ON THE NEWSSTAND? _ SUBSCRIBE TO IRALASID AND GET 9 ISSUES FOR THE PRICE OF 8, OR 24 ISSUES FOR THE PRICE OF 20— MAILED RIGHT TO YOUR HOME! MAD SUBSCRIPTIONS ‘850 Third Avenue New York City, N. ¥. 10022 (C1 Leselose $2.00. Pase enter my name en your sxb- ‘eripion ft end mil me the ext asus 21 MAD 1D enclose $.00.** Pease snes my nme on yous a ‘erp sad isle ener 4 ess af MAB NAME. ADDRESS LETTERS DEPT. DECLARE YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE BEST MAN WitH AN “ALFRED E, NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT” CAMPAIGN KIT HERES You GET: AND ALL FOR ONLY Syet "A SELF-ADHESIVE 4°47" DAY-GLO = BUMPER STICKER ALFRED E. NEUMAN a ES

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