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The Lighter Sido Of Summar Romances ..................80
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EXTRA-SENSELESS RECEPTION DEPARTMENT
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FACE.LIFTING DEPARTMENT
‘Strange Interiudlos In Evaryday Life...... 032
FROM HAIR TO ABSURDITY
MAD's “Celebrity-Featuce" Merchandising Gimmicks 34
GADGET GOES TO DETROIT DEPARTMENT
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