Libreto Avenida Q

Avenida Q Mxico
Msica: Robert Lopez y Jeff Marx

Letra: Robert Lopez y Jeff Marx
Libreto: Jeff Whitty
Acto I
El Tema de la Avenida
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Acto II
%rop*sito 3Reprise5
/ay 8ida Af"era de t"
Apartamento
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La canci*n
Esc"ela para los Monstr"os
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PRIMER ACTO
EL TEMA DE AVENIDA Q
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QUE VOY A HACER CON MI LICENCIATURA?
Eugenio aparece, en toga de graduacin, sosteniendo su diploma.
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What do yo" do Cith a A@A@ in En0lish$
What is my life 0oin0 to be$
D years of colle0e7
And plenty of EnoCled0e7
/ave earned me this "seless de0reeB
1 canFt pay the bills yet7
G4a"se 1 have no sEills yet7
The Corld is a bi0 scary placeB
A"t somehoC 1 canFt shaEe7
The feelin0 1 mi0ht maEe7
A difference to the h"man raceB
Sale corriendo mientras las luces de se van encendiendo en Avenida
Q, una calle en ruinas pero hogarea, en las muy afueras de la Ciudad
de New or!. En un edificio cuelga el letrero de "Se #enta
Apartamento.$
QUE PINCHE ER YO
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A"eno7 empec# por la Avenida A7
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HOY NO LLEVO ROPA INTERIOR
En el -ar Noche y ./a.
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'e<oras y se<ores
a contin"aci*n el derroche de in0enio
de la persona m9s divertida 2"e conozco
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HATE
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headlinin0 in Amsterdam7
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/ey 0"ysB
A1A
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A1A
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A1A
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;>sito Malosito ]J=
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;Haty Monster=
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;E"0enio=
A veces la matatena
;>sito Malosito ]O=
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W4hin0e a s" madre el 2"e deIe al0oB
;>sitos Malositos=
W,no7 dos7 tresB
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'alositos les empu2an las ca,e*as hasta +ue se las aca,an.
;>sitos Malositos=
W(ondo7 fondo 7 fondoB
;Haty Monster=
WEst9 f"ert:simaB
;E"0enio=
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;>sitos Malositos=
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;>sito Malosito ]O=
W8a la revanchaB
;>sitos Malositos=
W>tra ronda7 otra rondaB
;Haty Monster=
>Eay7 pero esta vez yo la invito
;>sito Malosito ]O=
Esta vez p:delas dobles@
;Haty Monster=
>ooooEeeeyyBBBB
Re0reso en "n 'e0"ndo@
A1A
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%retty Cell7 1 thinE@@@
A1A
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yo" 0otta Eeep CorEin0 at it@
J"st Eeep yo"r eye on the prize@ /a7ha7 ha@ ,"hh7 CoCB LooE ChoFs
comin0B
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toni0ht@@@
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L,4&
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1t Co"ldnFt be cold for lon0@
3Hate comes bacE5@
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ahaaa@@@
L,4&
1Fll have a 'cotch on the rocEs@
HATE
1Fm not a Caitress@
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>h7 L"cy7 1Fd liEe yo" to meet Hate Monster@
L,4&
>h7 yo"Fre datin0 a monster@ 1 dated a monster once7 b"t 1 0ot sicE of
picEin0 the f"r o"t of my teeth@
HATE
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>E7 L"cy7 it Cas nice talEin0 to yo"@
L,4&
>E7 have f"n Cith yo"r monster@
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3'he leaves5@
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HATE
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HATE
1 thinE yo" are Conderf"l7 %rinceton@
%R164ET>6
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HAY QUE PORTARE MAL
34"ando /aces el Amor5
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;4arlitos EspeIel=
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;E"0enio=
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ECENA ,
UE-O REALIDAD
#odri est3 despierto en cama, mientras Nic!y ronca en su cama.
;Rodri=
1t s"re can 0et lonely at ni0ht@ 6icEy7 yo" aCaEe$
;6icEy=
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6o7 1Zll Cear the p"rple shoes@ Who painted the Eitten$
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1 love yo"7 Rod@
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1 love yo"r little la"0h@
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6icEy7 are yo" aCaEe$
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>h 6icholasB /ave yo" been shy all this time$
/ave Ce been hidin0 from each other$ 1 Conder@@@
3s"n05
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tho"0hts of yo"
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1 EnoC [[ p"t my earm"ffs on the cooEie@@@
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co"ld really happen in my bed@
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&o" looE liEe -avid /asselhoff@@@
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[All those years
1 missed the si0ns7
co"ldnZt read
betCeen the lines@
WhoZd have tho"0ht
1 Co"ld see the day
Chere 1Zd hear yo" say
Chat 1 heard yo" say$
And noC 1 find
Chat Cas alCays in my mind
Cas in yo"r mind7 too@
(antasies come tr"eB
[And noC 1 see that Chat 1Zve alCays
dreamed of Cas meant to be@@@
yo" and me7 me and yo"B
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l"cE@
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yo" 0ood l"cE@ 1t did for meB 1 fo"nd yo"@
3s"n05
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the time that CeZve spent7
hoC 0reat itZs been7
hoC m"ch itZs meant@
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)ood ni0ht7 6icEy@
ECENA .
En el departamento de 1aty. Ella est3 en cama con Eugenio. El
tel(fono suena, 1aty contesta. Es la Sra 0.
;Haty Monster=
A"eno$@@@
;Maestra )ordillo=
A"enas tardes 4atalina@
6o s# si rec"erde pero
"sted iba a dar mi clase esta ma<ana
mientras me hac:an
"n trasplante de coraz*nBBB
;Haty Monster=
W4hiinB
;Maestra )ordillo=
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4rearon s" propia sociedad tribal
y est"vieron a p"nto
de sacrificar a la pobrecita Josefina
!-*nde diablos estaba$
;Haty Monster=
-isc"lpe7 me 2"ede dormida
;Maestra )ordillo=
6"nca deb: de haber contratado a "n monstr"oB
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;Maestra )ordillo=
'" raza7 ni<a7 es floIaB
;Haty Monster=
%"es meIor ser monstr"o
2"e "na perra amar0ada
;Maestra )ordillo=
%"es las perras amar0adas
somos los cimientos y la fortaleza
de esta naci*n@
Me arrepiento
de haberla contratado
;Haty Monster=
%"es no se preoc"pe
por2"e yo ren"ncio
;Maestra )ordillo=
6o 4atalinaL@
Esta despedida
;Haty Monster=
6o me p"ede despedir
por2"e yo ren"ncie primero
;Maestra )ordillo=
'e va a ir al infierno
;Haty Monster=
%"es ah: nos vemos

Cuelga.
Was 1 too mean$
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HATE
1 hate it CorEin0 for herB 1 can 0et by on my savin0s for a Chile7
and p"rs"e Chat 1 really Cant in my life@
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&o"r schoolB
HATE
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1 thinE yo" are really brave Hate@
HATE
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HATE
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1 donFt EnoC Chat 1Fd do if 1 Cent Cith a@@@ a@@@
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HATE
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HATE
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%R164ET>6
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HATE
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Se ,esan.
ECENA !/
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;Rodri=
-id yo" brin0 a cap$
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4E
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4E
/e not so "0ly@
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6o7 b"t 1 Cas thinEin0 Rod Cas one of those 0ays@
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Co"ld@
'o7 yes7 definitely7 1 Co"ld say that my b"ddy Rod is a closeted
homosex"al@
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6icEyB /oC co"ld yo" say that abo"t me$
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>h7 hi7 RodB All 1 said Cas that7 yes7 definitely7 my b"ddy Rod has an
"ndescended testicle@
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1@@@ 1Fm sorry7 Rod@
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6icEy@
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MI NOVIA QUE VIVE EN CANADA
;Rodri=
>hhhh@@@
1 Cish yo" co"ld meet my 0irlfriend7 my 0irlfriend Cho lives in 4anada@
'he co"ldnZt be sCeeter
1 Cish yo" co"ld meet her7
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/er name is Alberta
'he live in 8anco"ver
'he cooEs liEe my mother
And s"cEs liEe a /oover@
1 e[mail her every sin0le day
J"st to maEe s"re that everythin0Zs oEay@
1tZs a pity she lives so far aCay7 in 4anadaB
Last CeeE she Cas here7 b"t she had the fl"@
Too bad
Z4a"se 1 Canted to introd"ce her to yo"
1tZs so sad
There CasnZt a thin0 that she co"ld do
A"t stay in bed Cith her le0s "p over her headB
>hB
1 Cish yo" co"ld meet my 0irlfriend7
A"t yo" canZt beca"se she is in 4anada@
1 love her7 1 miss her7 1 canZt Cait to Eiss her7
'o soon 1Zll be off to AlbertaB
1 mean 8anco"verB
'hitB /er name is Alberta7 she lives in 8anco"[
'heZs my 0irlfriendB
My Conderf"l 0irlfriendB
&es 1 have a 0irlfriend7 Cho lives in 4anadaBB
And 1 canZt Cait to eat her p"ssy a0ainB
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)ary 4oleman@ 3/e leaves5@
4E
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HATE
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614H&
>h@@@ What do yo" have to say Rod$ 4a"se 1Fd still be yo"r b"ddy even
if yo" Cere 0ay@
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HAY VIDA A"UERA DE TU DEPARTAMENTO
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fired me for bein0 too depressin0 on the phone@
1 maxed o"t my cards7 1Fm tCo months behind
in rent7 1 totally messed "p my personal life@
>h7 and Arian [ 1 still havenFt fo"nd my p"rposeB
Arian:
All ri0ht@ )et off yo"r ass and stop Corryin0B
EveryoneFs 0ettin0 to0ether to mess aro"nd the city today@
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/ave f"nB
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&o" mi0ht even scoreB
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A"t yo" 0otta open the doorB
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6o7 thanEs7 1Fm stayin0 inB
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-onFt tell me 1 0otta force yo"@
%rinceton:
'orryB
Arian:
All ri0ht7 everyoneB /eFs resistin0B
Entre Noche,uena, 0re!!ie 'onster, Carlitos y Nic!y levantan a
Eugenio y lo llevan hacia afuera.
All b"t %rinceton:
There is life o"tside@@@
There is life o"tside yo"r apartmentB
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'2"ashed on the street@
4hristmas Eve:
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ThereFs a 0irl passin0 by
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6o 1 thinE itFs a 0"y
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And a homeless man
Who only Cants to
A"y somethin0 to eatB
'orry7 canFt help yo"@
We co"ld 0o to the zooB
TreEEie Monster:
%icE "p 0irls at 6&,B
Arian:
We co"ld sit in the parE smoEin0 potB
4hristmas Eve:
>r not@
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Se escucha un disparo. 0odos gritan y corren.
All:
1 EnoC [
Se oyen fuertes martilleos. 0odos se tapan los oidos y gritan grocerias.

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-o yo" Canna feel special$
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All:
%rincetonPL"cy:
A"t noC itFs time to 0o home@
All:
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1tFs time to 0o homeB
TreEEie Monster:
ThatFs Chere me 0onna 0oB
L"cy:
1 can maEe yo" feel special
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All:
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b"t 1Fd love to CorE thin0s o"t Cith yo"@
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#ompe la carta.
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lovely bride@
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"p all yo"r messin0B
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and 1 picE
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3'he leaves5
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614H&
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AR1A6
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614H&:
1Zll say@
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614H&:
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614H&:
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'chadenfre"deB
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614H&:
>h7 'chadenfre"de7 h"h$
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614H&:
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614H&:
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614H&:
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614H&:
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614H&:
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614H&:
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'chadenfre"deB
'chadenfre"deB
'chadenfre"deB
)AR& 4>LEMA6:
The Corld needs people liEe yo" and me ChoZve been EnocEed aro"nd
by fate@
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them feel 0reat@
614H&:
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.esde la cima del Empire State.
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and their parts looE abo"t as tiny as the ones inside the men 1 dated@
%rinceton 0ave me this penny once7 he said it Cas a symbol of his
hopes and dreams@
And he never called tho"0h 1 asEed him to and 1 donFt see him
anyChere@
%retty soon heFll be an ho"r late if he comes at all@
3L"cy and %rinceton come in5
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for yo"B
L,4&
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the litterB
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f"t"re and some money@
And not some Cell bone babyface Eid Cho need to r"n his parents and
cant 0et his act to0ether@
3'he leaves5
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1 thinE 1 heard a compliment there7 someChere@ 3/e leaves5
HATE
1Fm 0onna 0et rid of this st"pid penny@ And 1Fll maEe a Cish@
1 hope7 more than anythin07 1 hope 1 find someone Cho 1 love7
someone Cho loves me bacE@
3'he throCs the penny5@
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3%rinceton and L"cy come in5
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revelation@
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special@
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I"st noC@
L,4&
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%R164ET>6
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'tate b"ildin0$
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%R164ET>6
L"cy$
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En el hospital.
;E"0enio=
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HATE
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%R164ET>6
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seCin0 it bacE on@
A"t the pro0nosis is 0ood@
HATE
What happened to her$
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'ome idiot threC a penny from the Empire 'tate b"ildin0@
HATE
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HATE
1 told yo"7 in my note@@@
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What note$
HATE
The one 1 left Cith@@@ >hB 1 feel better noCB
%R164ET>6
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HATE
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HATE
1Fm CorEin0 in 'tarb"cEs@ 1 miss my st"dents@ 1 CorE all day and 1Fm
poorer than ever@
%R164ET>6
And Chat abo"t yo"r dream$
HATE
'ome peopleFs dreams come tr"e7 b"t 1 donFt thinE 1Fm one of those
people@
%R164ET>6
-onFt say that@
HATE
A"t thatFs the Cay life is7 %rinceton@ 6obody teaches yo" that Chen
yo" are a Eid7
beca"se if yo" EneC7 no one Co"ld ever dream or Cant to 0roC "p@
A"t yo" canFt stop 0roCin0
"p@ 1Fm late for CorE@
%R164ET>6
Hate7 listenB 1 Cish yo" Cere happy@ And 1 Cish 1 had my life to0ether7
b"t 1 donFt and 1 donFt EnoC ChatFs 0onna happen@
And 1Fm so sorry for h"rtin0 yo"r feelin0s beca"se 1
thinE yo"Fre so special@ 'orry7 that CasnFt more artic"late@
HATE
1t Cas perfectly artic"late@ 1 sho"ld 0o@
Sale.
ECENA +
;6icEy=
/elp the homelessB /elp the homelessB >h7 hi7 RodB
R>-
1s that the Cind 1 hear Crestlin0 thro"0h the branches$
614H&
Listen7 Rod7 for noC on 1Fll believe anythin0 yo" say abo"t yo"rself@
And 1 apolo0ize for bein0 s"ch a messy roommate@
And noC that 1 have a place on my oCn7 ri0ht that d"mpster over
there7
1 appreciate hoC hard it is to Eeep thin0s niceB Well@@@$
34hristmas Eve comes in5
>E Rod7 b"ddy7 1 see yo" aro"nd@
4E
Rod@ Are yo" >E$
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4hristmas Eve@@@ 4an 1 0et soft Cith yo" briefly$ 3/e lies on 4EFs lap5@
4E
'"re@ What the problem today$
R>-
Well@@@ itF sad@@@ itFs really@@@ 1 canFt@@@
4E
)o on@@@
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Well7 1 looE at my friends Cho are married noC7 and@@@ Cell@@@
1 looE at yo" and Arian@@@ and@@@
4E
)o on@@@
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Why donFt 1 have someone by my side Cho maEes me feel special and
safe$
'omeone Cho@@@ loves me the Cay 1 love them@@@
4E
Rod@@@ yo" special@@@ Rod@@@ yo" safe@
R>-
1 miss 6icEy@
4E
1 EnoC yo" do@
&,scuro.
ECENA ,
1aty est3 en el 3rea del o,servatorio del edificio Empire State.
I 1IH I COULD #O 2AC3 TO COLLE#E
;Haty Monster=
1 Cish 1 co"ld 0o bacE to colle0e@
Life Cas so simple bacE then@
Nic!y aparece tem,lando en una es+uina o,scura.
614H&:
What Co"ld 1 0ive to 0o bacE and live in a dorm Cith a meal plan
a0ainB
Nic!y y 1aty suspiran. %a lu* se enciende con Eugenio, en el hospital
sentado 2unto a la cama de %ucy.
%R164ET>6:
1 Cish 1 co"ld 0o bacE to colle0e@
1n colle0e yo" EnoC Cho yo" are@
&o" sit in the 2"ad7 and thinE7 U>h my )odB
1 am totally 0onna 0o farBU
ALL:
/oC do 1 0o bacE to colle0e$
1 donZt EnoC Cho 1 am anymoreB
%R164ET>6:
1 Canna 0o bacE to my room and find a messa0e in dry[erase pen on
the doorB
>hhh@@@
1 Cish 1 co"ld I"st drop a class@@@
614H&:
>r 0et into a play@@@
HATE M>6'TER:
>r chan0e my maIor@@@
%R164ET>6:
>r f"cE my T@A@
ALL:
1 need an academic advisor to point the CayB
We co"ld be@@@
'ittin0 in the comp"ter lab7
D A@M@ before the final paper is d"e7
4"rsin0 the Corld Zca"se 1 didnZt start sooner7
And seein0 the rest of the class there7 tooB
%R164ET>6:
1 Cish 1 co"ld 0o bacE to colle0eB
ALL:
/oC do 1 0o bacE to colle0e$B
A////@@@
%R164ET>6:
1 Cish 1 had taEen more pict"res@
614H&:
A"t if 1 Cere to 0o bacE to colle0e7
ThinE Chat a loser 1Zd be[
1Zd CalE thro"0h the 2"ad7
And thinE U>h my )od@@@U
ALL:
UThese Eids are so m"ch yo"n0er than me@U
ECENA .
;6icEy=
Ay"da al desamparadoB
Ay"da al desamparado
/ey E"0enioL
;E"0enio=
>hh hola@@
;6icEy=
,"y te vez fatalB
;E"0enio=
Mmm he tenido meIores d:as@
;6icEy=
&o tambi#n estoy como para la bas"ra@
Es m9sL Wvivo en la bas"raB
!EitL podr:as hacer al0o por mi$
;E"0enio=
!4omo 2"#$
;6icEy=
W-ame "n pesitoB
;E"0enio=
>hh 6icEy@@ ahorita no@
;6icEy=
W/ay 9ndale 2"e m"eres de 0anasB
W-ame "n pesitoB
;E"0enio=
En verdad 6icEy7 necesito estar solo@
;6icEy=
!'abes 2"#$
-eber:as de deIar de pensar en ti
y empezar a ay"dar a los dem9s
W4omo a m: por eIemploB
W-ame "n pesitoB
DAME UN PEITO
;6icEy=
,E MA' TE -A
8ERA' ,E A>61T>
TE6ER 4AR1-A-
-AR A&,-A
6>' A4ER4A MA' A -1>'B
-AME ,6 %E'1T>
%rinceton:
Mmm@@ 6o ten0o cambio@
6icEy:
/mmm@@@@oEay@
-AME ,6 A1LLETE
EM1TETE ,6 4/E,E
E6TRE MA' -A'
RE41AE' MA'
& 818> E'TA'
T>-> L> ,E '1EM%RE
'1 '1),E' EL EJEM%L> -E JE','
EL TE L> -AAA
A'1 ,E /A?L> T,
;E"0enio=
>Eay7 oEay7 oEay7 a2": tienes@
;6icEy=
,ff bien 0raciasB
;E"0enio=
&a 2"e te vaya bien@
WoCB
;6icEy=
4hinL !"# pasa$
;E"0enio=
-e repente me siento compasivo y 0eneroso@
;6icEy=
& si me das "no de OK te vas a sentir m"cho meIorB
;E"0enio=
Ay"dar a los dem9s te hace sentir incre:bleB
Todo esta vida me la he pasado pensando
en mi7 en mi7 en mi7 y mira a donde me ha llevado
& ahora voy a ser al0o por al0"ien m9s@
;6icEy=
%or miiiiiB
;E"0enio=
6o7 por Haty@
8oy a ay"darla a constr"ir
s" estpida esc"ela para monstr"os
de la 2"e siempre me ha hablado@
-AME -16ER>
;6icEy=
!"eeee$
;E"0enio=
E' %ARA HAT&@
;6icEy=
WEs para "n s9ndCichB
;E"0enio=
8AM>' 614H&
TE /ARA 'E6T1R A1E6@
;6icEy=
WLo mismo el s9ndCichB
;E"0enio=
8>& 4>6 ETRA)>6
', ',EM> 'E 8,EL8E REAL1-A-
A'1 ,E -AME -16ER>@
;6icEy=
Me 0"star:a hacerlo pero no p"edo
;E"0enio=
-AME -16ER>@
;6icEy=
Me encantar:a pero no ten0oL
;E"0enio=
-1JE ,E -AME -16ER>B
;6icEy=
Aaay es 2"e no p"edo7 soy pobre7 no ten0oL aaayB
Eugenio le da una ,ofetada a Nic!y.
;6icEy=
>Eay7 ahi te va@
Cam,ia el sentir de Nic!y.
;6icEy=
A///
-E RE%E6TE />& ME '1E6T>
MA' 4ER4A -E -1>'
&A 6> /A& ,E %E-1R MA'
E' T1EM%> -E -AR
,E LE %,E-> A R>-R1 -AR$
Al0o 2"e le 0"ste tanto 2"e me v"elva a invitar a vivir con #l@
>oh7 ya s# 2"eB ,n noviooooB
;E"0enio=
Esa es la tocadaB
;Ambos=
4,A6-> -A' T>->
TE '1E6TE' M,4/> MEJ>R
4,A6-> -A' T>->
A&,-AR -1'(R,TARA'
& A T1 TE A&,-ARA'
4,A6-> -A' T>->
;4arlitos EspeIel=
/ey m"chachosL !"# est9n haciendo$
;6icEy=
Estamos I"ntando dineroB
;E"0enio=
Estamos I"ntando dinero
%ara "na esc"ela para monstr"osB
4hristmas Eve:
Es tamos tan felices
Acabamos de cambial
todo le0alitos de boda
pol cashB
;Arian=
Mi amor7 no les di0as eso a ellos@
4hristmas Eve:
/a0alamos como O7KKK pesosB
;Arian=
WM"chas 0raciasB
4hristmas Eve:
W'omos ricosB
;E"0enio=
& no les 0"star:a donar para "na noble ca"sa$
4hristmas Eve:
!Tipo$
;E"0enio=
Estamos ay"dando a Haty
a constr"ir s" esc"ela
para monstr"os@
4hristmas Eve:
!esc"ela pala monst"os$
;Arian=
W'"ena como "n b"en pretexto eehhB
;E"0enio=
W& lo esB
4hristmas Eve:
W4altelaB
%e da algo de dinero a Carlitos.
;4arlitos EspeIel=
!_J^ pesos$
;6icEy=
!_J^ pesos$
;E"0enio=
!"eeeL_J^ pesos$
4hristmas Eve:
Todo c"enta@
;6icEy=
'e me hace 2"e le vamos
A pedir a m9s 0enteB
)oltean hacia el p6,lico y pasan el som,rero.
All:
/eyB
-E6>' -16ER>B
T>-> EL ,E TRAEB
6> 'EA TA4AM>@@@
;4arlitos EspeIel=
Amagando a Eugenio.
> EL L> ',(R1RAB
;E"0enio=
/eyB
;Todos=
E' />RA -E A(L>JAR
;4arlitos EspeIel=
,E 6> /A& 6A-A
,E LE 1M%1-A
;Todos=
-AME -16ER>
-E66>' -16ER>
-AME -16ER>
4,A6-> -A' T>->
4,A6-> -A' T>->
A&,-AR -1'(R,TARA'
& A T1 TE A&,-ARA'
4,A6-> -A' T>->
Eugenio cuenta el dinero.
CHOOL "OR MONTER4THE MONEY ON# 5REPRIE6
4E
3spoEen5
/oC m"ch do Ce 0et$
%R164ET>6
.ependiendo cuanto haya puesto el p6,lico en el som,rero.
Aoy7 itZs not very m"ch at all7 is it$
4E
Those people b"nch of cheap snaEesB
Al p6,lico.
AR1A6
6ever say never7 %rinceton7
thereZs still one more person
Ce have to hit "pB
Se asoma 0re!!ie por la ventana.
TREHH1E M>6'TER
6oB 6oB 6oB )o aCay@ Me b"sy@
4/R1'TMA' E8E
A"t it for 0ood ca"seB
TREHH1E M>6'TER
What in it for me$ )o aCayB
%R164ET>6
1 0"ess HateZll never 0et her school for Monsters@
TREHH1E M>6'TER
What yo" say$
AR1A6
Hate Cants to open a school for Monsters@
TREHH1E M>6'TER
'chool for Monsters$
Me never hear of thatB
,6A E'4,ELA
%ARA M>6'TR,>' 4/1,1T1T>'
-E %E,EM>
1R A E'T,-1AR
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& M1 %ELAJE MALTRATAR
1R A TERA%1A
TRATAR -E ',%ERAR
TERA%1A 6> 6E4E'1TAR
& E'4,ELA 'ER ,6A REAL1-A-
IaIaIaIIa >Ei -oEEieB
mmm mi dar
JK millones de d*lares
%rinceton:
TreEEieB Chere did yo" 0et all that money$$
TreEEie Monster:
1n volatile marEet7 only stable investment is pornB
All:
When yo" help others7
&o" canFt help helpin0 yo"rselfB
&o" canFt help helpin0 yo"rselfB
Every time yo"
-o 0ood deeds
&o"Fre also servin0
&o"r oCn needs@
&o" canFt
/elp
/elpin0 yo"rselfB
4E
1tFs yo"r school HateB
AR1A6
And hereFs a checE Cith eno"0h money to r"n it7 and b"y the
b"ildin0@@@
4E
And yo" can hire teachers7
and cafeteria delis and maEe a real looEin0 school for monstersB We all
raise the moneyB
HATE
&o" mean@@@ all that money@@@ for me$
AR1A6
Most of it came form a donor Cho Cishes to remain anonymo"s@
)AR&
Well@@@ letFs I"st say 1 Ioined in too@@@
HATE
Well@@@ 1 donFt EnoC Chat to sayB
AR1A6
J"st say thanEsB
HATE
ThanE yo"B ThanE yo" everybodyB The entire monster comm"nity
thanEs all of yo"B
AR1A6
ListenB 6oC that everybodyFs all 0athered here7 4hristmas Eve and 1
have an anno"ncementB
4E
We 0ettin0 divorce
ALL
WhatB
4E
1 >nly Eiddin0B A"t@@@ Ce leavin0 Aven"e @@@
HATE
What$
4E
We married noC@@@ and try to move on@@@ so Ce move to nicer
nei0hbo"rhood@@@ to loCer east sideB
HATE
A"t yo" canFt leaveB
AR1A6
>hB 4ome on 0"ysB WeFll still Eeep in to"chB >hB And thereFs another
reason@@@
1Fm startin0 a neC careerB
ALL
&eahBB
AR1A6
1Fm a cons"ltantB
3silence5
4E
1 not EnoC Chat that is@@@ b"t 1 so pro"d of himB And 1 have 0ood neCs
tooB
1 finally 0et a re0"lar clientB 1 a paid therapistB
614H&
>hB Who is yo"r client$
4E
>hB 1 not alloCed to say7 b"t 1 see him seven times a CeeE at J@O^ an
ho"r@@@ he need a lot of help@@@
Me CorE thro"0h his iss"es7 and he become this inte0rated personB
HATE
1 bet 1 EnoC Cho he isB
4E
/e m"ch betterB
614H&
WhoB$ &o" mean RodB$
4E
1 not aRod to say@
AR1A6
'ay@@@ Chere is he anyCay$ )et him o"t hereB
3A 0"nshot is heard5
ALL
>hhhB
4E
>hB -amn itBBB
3Rod comes o"t Cith a bottle of 4hampai0n5
R>-
&oohooBB 4hampai0n for everybodyB 1Fve 0ot some neCsB
4E
>h RodB &o" >H@@@
R>-
&o" are >E too@ /aaaaaa@@@ >h everyoneB
1 have confronted my fears at last7 so 1 have a feC thin0s 1Fd liEe to
say@
6"mber one: 1 apolo0ize for bein0 so @@@ it Cas all
beca"se@@@ Cell@@@ this is n"mber tCo: hold yo" appla"se everybody@@@
beca"se
1 Rod@@@ am )A&B 3silence5>E@ And three: 6icEy@@@ >h 6icEy@@@@ 1Fm so
sorry@@@ yo"Fre my best
friend@@@1Fve missed yo" so m"ch@@@ Will yo" move bacE in Cith me$
614H&
>hBBB WellBB 1Fd be too happy RodBB
R>-
All ri0htBB
614H&
&eahhBB 3They h"05 /ey RodB )"ess Chat 1 didB
1Fve p"t a persona add all over the 1nternet Cith yo"r pict"re on itB
R>-
&o" did Chat$B
614H&
And@@@ 1Fve fo"nd someone veeery specialBB Wait here@@@
R>-
WhaaaaatBBB /ooooBB /oooBB /ooooBB
614H&
RodB 1Fd liEe yo" to meet RicEyB
R14H&
/iB Rodney7 itFs nice to meet yo"@
614H&
1 thinE 1 EnoC yo"r type@
R>-
>hhhB 'Ceet s"fferin0 Jes"sBB 6icEy and RicEyB My Earma itFs over[[[[
thatFs c"teB
3/e 0oes inside Cith RicEy7 I"mpin0 and sho"tin05
)AR&
EverybodyFs dreams are comin0 tr"e and then thereFs )ary 4oleman@@@
AR1A6
>hh come on )aryB
HATE
&o" still 0ot all of "sB
)AR&
&eah@@@ Cell7 since yo" tCo are leavin07 1Fd better 0o p"t that damn
+for rent. si0n bacE "p
HAY UNA LINEA MUY0 MUY DEL#ADA 5REPRIE6
;Haty Monster=
'irando a su edificio.
The Monsterssori 'chool@@@
1 donFt even EnoC Chere to startB
4hristmas Eve:
-o yo" EnoC Cho 0et idea and collect
All the money and b"y b"ildin0 for yo"$
Hate Monster:
Was it yo"$
4hristmas Eve:
6o@ 1t %rinceton@
Hate Monster:
%rinceton$ (or me$
Entra Eugenio.
%rinceton:
&o" said yo" co"ldnFt maEe yo"r dreams come
Tr"e by yo"rself7 so 1 shot for the stars@
&>,F8E )>TTA )> A(TER T/E T/16)' &>, WA6T
W/1LE &>,FRE 'T1LL 16 &>,R %R1ME@
Hate Monster:
ThereFs a fine7 fine line
AetCeen love@@@
ThanE yo" %rinceton@
%rinceton:
'o Cill yo" taEe me bacE7 Hate$
Hate Monster:
1Fll be so b"sy noC7 Cith all of the contractors
And inspections and hirin0 teachers and choosin0 textbooEs@@@
%rinceton:
Well7 1 co"ld help yo"@
Hate Monster:
4an Ce taEe it one day at a time$
Carlitos cuelga el anuncio de "Se #enta$. 7n 2oven t/tere de apariencia
optimista aparece.
1HAT DO YOU DO 1ITH A 27A7 IN EN#LIH? 5REPRIE6
6eCcomer:
What do yo" do
With a A@A@ in En0lish$
>h7 looEB A Ufor rentU si0nB
>h7 my )odB &o"Fre )ary 4olemanB
)ary 4oleman:
&es7 1 amB
6eCcomer:
'ay7 can yo" tell me Chere to find the s"per$
)ary 4oleman:
1 am the s"per@
6eCcomer:
Well7 listen [ 1 Canna asE yo" abo"t the apartment for rent$
)ary 4oleman:
>h7 s"reB
%rinceton:
Wait a min"teB
Wait a min"te7 thatFs itB
Hate Monster:
What$
;E"0enio=
My %,R%>'EB
8iendo as: a este norte<ito
todo inocente e in0en"o
cree 2"e le ha pasado todo
pero7 para nadaB
Lo peor est9 por venir7
tal vez necesita ay"da
tal vez mi meta en la vida
es "tilizar todos mis conocimientos
y aprendizaIes y ponerlos
en "n M,'14ALB
;Arian=
Est9s %acheco$
;Recien lle0ado=
/a h"evoB
y para t" informaci*n
yo no soy nin0n morrito pendeIo
WAs: 2"e vas y chin0as a t" madreB
W%inche enano mam*nB
POR HOY
;E"0enio=
!%or 2"# todo tiene 2"e ser tan dif:cil$
;4arlitos EspeIel=
Tal vez7 n"nca enc"entres t" prop*sito@
;JacEy=
/ay m"cha 0ente 2"e n"nca lo hace@
;E"0enio=
Entonces ni si2"iera se para 2"e estoy vivoB
;Haty Monster=
!& 2"i#n lo sabe$
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8181M>' ,E MALB
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4hicos7 4hicos7
sal: corriendo de mi clase de Aiblia
para alcanzarlos en el 0ran final
;Haty Monster=
L"cyL !Eres t$
;L"cy=
'oy la n"eva yo7
("i salvada por n"estro 'e<or
y hasta me devolvi* la vir0inidad
4hicos7 soy vir0en de n"evoB
;>sitos Malositos=
6osotros tambi#n
nos hemos re0enerado
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en >ce9nicaB
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Msica: Robert Lopez y Jeff Marx

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