Are you ready to take control of your life? I have developed a bulletproof system that will .....................

you get out of any difficult situation you ever find yourself in. If life gives you stress "No hablo Ingls!!!" My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I ..................... her - "No hablo ingls" A policeman ..................... me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over - "No hablo ingls" A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I ..................... spare a dollar "No hablo ingls" Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a ..................... and grabs my collar "No hablo ingls" (One!) When I'm not feeling it! (Two!) When someone's full of shit! (Three!) When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-aTo make a getaway It's all you've gotta say! CHORUS: (Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!) "No hablo Ingls!" "No hablo Ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) "No hablo Ingls!" "No hablo Ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) My ..................... asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie - "No hablo ingls" Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please ................. ......... the doodie - "No hablo ingls" My mama gets mad 'cause I never ..................... my dad on his birthday - "No hablo ingls" A guy walks up and ..................... "Dnde est casa de Pepe?" ... He no habla ingls (One!) So many different uses! (Two!) You ..................... ..................... no excuses! (Three!) It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! The perfect getaway! It's all you've gotta say! CHORUS ..................... you ..................... your teeth!? (No hablo ingls!) Where'd you leave your pants!? (No hablo ingls!) ..................... you ..................... the fish!? (No hablo ingls!) Do you like my band!? ... Wait, don't answer that CHORUS ..................... you ..................... buy some Girl Scout cookies? - "No hablo ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) Did one of you guys pee in the pool?- "No hablo ingls!" Hey! How 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet!? - "No hablo ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) "No hablo ingls!" Can I borrow that beer? - "No hablo ingls!"

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Are you ready to take control of your life? I have developed a bulletproof system that will help you get out of any difficult situation you may find yourself in. If life gives you stress "No hablo Ingls" My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her - "No hablo Ingls" Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over - "No hablo Ingls" A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar "No hablo Ingls" Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar "No hablo Ingls" (One!) When I'm not feeling it! (Two!) When someone's full of shit! (Three!) When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! To make a getaway It's all you've gotta say! Chorus: (Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!) "No hablo Ingls!" "No hablo Ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) "No hablo Ingls!" "No hablo Ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie - "No hablo Ingls" Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie - "No hablo Ingls" My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday - "No hablo Ingls" A guy walks up and says "Dnde est casa de Pepe?" ... He no hablo Ingls (One!) So many different uses! (Two!) You don't need no excuses! (Three!) It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! The perfect getaway! It's all you've gotta say! Chorus Did you brush your teeth!? (No hablo Ingls!) Where'd you leave your pants!? (No hablo Ingls!) Did you feed the fish!? (No hablo Ingls!) Do you like my band!? ... Wait, don't answer that Chorus Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? - "No hablo Ingls!" (Hey! Hey! Hey!) Did one of you guys pee in the pool?- "No hablo Ingls!" Hey! How 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet!? - "No hablo Ingls!"

(Hey! Hey! Hey!) "No hablo Ingls!" ... Can I borrow that beer? - "No hablo Ingls!" Chorus