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When women talk, they talk about men. One day three ladies spoke, one said to the other friend,
men are very rare and the others why? she said because Carlos my husband suffers from cold all
day and all night and he wraps himself with a blanket from the neck to the feet, wing and I do not
know why? but one in the morning touches Carlos on Down and cold cold cold, said the other friend,
no friend that’s all men. Arturo my husband is the same, Arturo also sleeps with a blanket from neck
to feet and one touches in the morning to Arturo down and he is cold cold cold. said the other friend,
you can believe that I have been married for 22 years and this is the time I do not know if my husband
wakes up cold or hot from below, but I will touch him tomorrow morning and tell them. When the
next day that lady came to work with a black eye and a broken arm. What happened to you? asked
the friends, she said my husband hit me. As well, why did he hit you? she said because this morning
I touched him below and I said, I Heard, you are not cold like Carlos and Arturo.
A man, who comes to his house, wants to go to the bathroom. Open the door and turn on the light,
close the door and turn off the light. So on. The man tells his wife that there are ghosts, and she says
he is drunk. But the man with the woman goes to the door and effectively opens the door and turns
on the light, closes the door and turns off the light. The angry woman shouts at him- you will be a
fool, you have pissed in the fridge again (x gensor)
Un señor, que llega a su casa, quiere ir al baño. Abre la puerta y se enciende la luz, cierra la puerta
y se apaga la luz. Así sucesivamente. El hombre se lo dice a su mujer pensando que hay fantasmas,
y ella dice que está borracho. Pero va el hombre con la mujer a la puerta y efectivamente abre la
puerta y se enciende la luz, cierra la puerta y se apaga la luz. La mujer enfadada, le grita- ¡serás
pendejo, has vuelto a mear en la nevera. (x gensor)