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by Bobby Rio (TSB Magazine) and Rob Judge (Date Hotter Girls, LLC) 2012, All
Right Reserved
Seccion
Respuestas anzuelo
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eL geNeRadOr dE peQueos
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roJo o bLanCo ?
Cul es tu vino favorito?
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GirLs
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PuPPy
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eyes
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M u s i c P i r a t e F i r s t M at e
Bored at workgive me a good jam to illegally download on the company computer
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textinG
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FOreiGner
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d e a d a n y W ay , L a s t r e s O r t
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GOOd
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Luck
cHarM
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L ea rn t O s P e a k WOMan
I just overheard a girl calling some guy a random creeper. Can you translate this womanese
for me?
R es p o ns e Bait
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Section
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attack
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OF tHe
cOuGars
Things got pretty wild after you left last nightsome aggressive cougar grabbed my butt! And I have the handprints to prove it! Rob, that dashing man from [venue]
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niGHt
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sOuL-destrOyinG Fun
I think I sprained my soul last night
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Section
Making Plans
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d i v e b a r M at H e q u at i O n
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rOMantic
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exPLOrer
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M a ki n g P l an s
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PHOne b O O k nOstaLGia
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siMPLe
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directness
Drinks? Later?
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M a ki n g P l an s
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deLiciOus
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surPrise
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S ectio n Title
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cOOkinG
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M a ki n g P l an s
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banGers
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d at e P L a n n e r c O M P L i M e n t
Will your wit and charm be making an
appearance tonight at [venue]?
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Golden Responses
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Dont. Hate.
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turnarOund
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GOOd babisMs
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G o ld e n R es p o n s es
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MisunderstOOd HuMOr
You thought I was serious. Wow. Let me
explain absurdity over a strong drink
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textuaL
WisdOM
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nO resPOnse breaker
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G o ld e n R es p o n s es
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cOMPLiMent
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G o ld e n R es p o n s es
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FLake
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Mass
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H at e r
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G o ld e n R es p o n s es
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aFter
HiLarit y
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sWeetness
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buLLsHit
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G o ld e n R es p o n s es
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sLOW
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texter
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request
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Line
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Getting Sexual
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sexy
cOMMandO
Wish you were here to cuddle under a
blanket, drink wine, and watch a Rambo
movie
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G e t ting S ex ual
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traditiOnaL
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sexuaL
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G e t ting S ex ual
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MassaGe
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tHearPy
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beHaviOr
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S it uatio n al
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S it uatio n al
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Winter
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d at e
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best
b i r t H d ay
text
Its birthday season! Act surprised when the midget pops out of the cake I sent youmy way of saying happy birfday!
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Pre-GaMe
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S it uatio n al
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aFter
MessinG
uP
What are you doing Sunday? My lackluster performance last night was intentional: it can only
go up from here!
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cHristMas
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HiLarit y
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Im just gonna stay home for my birthday. Its my b-day gift to my liver.
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Random Humor
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Face
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Hair
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My friend just tried to convince me to grow a handlebar mustache. He was overwhelmingly unsuccessful. Do you have any feelings on mustaches?
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O L d c r e e P e r c O M M e n ta r y
Just saw an old man on a scooter w/ kneepads
checking out babes. Made my morning
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R and o m Hu m o r
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MOckinG
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Sweatpants to job interview = poor
life decision
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R and o m Hu m o r
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true stOry
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R and o m Hu m o r
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s ta r b u c ks Music s u c k s
The music in Starbucks makes me want to slit my
wrists. Please tell me you will join me in my hatred of
sappy Starbucks music!
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s at u r d ay n i G H t Fe ve r
Tonight you will see the greatest dance moves
from a heterosexual manOF ALL TIME
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F u n n y s e L F - d e P r e c at i n G
Actually, you dont want to see me. I reached an all
time low drinking 4loco out of a Gatorade bottle
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R and o m Hu m o r
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d ay d r e a M s
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OF
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Ahh, bored at work. Would much rather be wrestling alligators with you
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cOFFee
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addict
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R and o m Hu m o r
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breakFast OF cHaMPs
Just ate a pancake that changed my
life
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