El santo se cae por abuelo hereje

Los presentes rpidamente se dieron cuenta de quin era el hereje entre los abuelos
encargados de portear al Santo.
El pasado da 29 de marzo, a lo largo de la procesin de Viernes Santo, tuvo lugar un
terrible accidente en la Iglesia de San Juan de Abellaneda. Durante la procesin, un
abuelo hereje, identificado con las iniciales J. P. S. L., natural de Abarn, y actualmente
jubilado, sufri un desliz que acab trgicamente con la procesin, para tremendo
disgusto de los presentes, entre los que hubo varios desmayos.
El trgico accidente se produjo en la entrada a la Iglesia, durante la cual los costaleros
deban realizar un giro, que fue realizado incorrectamente por el abuelo hereje,
acabando con el Santo en el suelo, trgicamente decapitado. Actualmente se est
llevando a cabo una investigacin para vincular al abuelo hereje con las redes satnicas
murcianas, con cada vez ms relevancia en la escena religiosa. La polica afirma tener
indicios claros de su pertenencia a estos grupos saboteadores religiosos, que ya han
perpetrado varios actos similares.
The Saint falls by heretic grandfather
Amongst all the grandfathers that were in charge of bearing the saint, witnesses
rapidly realized who the heretic grandfather was.
The past 29th March, during the Good Friday procession, a terrible accident occurred in
the church of San Juan de Abellaneda. While the procession was happening, an heretic
grandfather, identified with the initials J.P.S.L, native to Abaran and currently retired,
suffered a slide causing a tragic ending for the procession, a huge displease for the
audience among those there where various faints.
The tragic accident happened during the entrance at the Church, in which the bearers
should have made a turn, which was made incorrectly by the heretic grandfather, ending
up with the Saint tragically beheaded on the Churchs floor. At the moment an
investigation is being carried out in order to link the heretic grandfather with satanic
networks located in Murcia, which nowadays are gaining relevance in the religious
scene. Police investigators claim to have clear signs of his belonging to one of these
religious saboteur groups, which have committed similar acts.