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VARON Y HEMBRA
SOBRE EXIGENCIAS, INSTRUCCIN, CORRECCIN, DISFRUTES, ALEGRIAS, JUZGAMIENTOS, VALORACIONES Y DESPEDIDAS DE LA VIDA

Cuando la mujer es una nia de cinco (5) aos y comete una travesura o un tropiezo, se escuchan los siguientes comentarios realizados por una voz grave y casi profunda: Una delicia?; pero cmo puede ser delicia algo que luego puede traerle serios problemas fsicos y psquicos? Cuando el hombre es igualmente as de nio, y comete tropiezos: Mralo!, ... no es una monada? (cute little thing) Cuando la mujer llega a la adolescencia y juventud: Mrala!, no dirn que luego ser una veleidosa descocada? (fickleness) Dime, no tendras que tratar de corregirla? Cuando el hombre llega a la adolescencia y juventud y comete algo ms que travesuras sino destrozos y es expulsado de diversas escuelas y colegios y de igual suerte el muy granuja (young rogue) no para de correr detrs de toda minifalda que pasa a su lado: Mralo! Mralo! Todas sus hormonas fluyendo a raudales. Es un calco de su padre. Hijo de tigre tena que ser! Cuando la mujer est cargada de hijos y de quehaceres hogareos y de cargas matrimoniales Disfrutar?, pero es que ests desvariando, mujer? Mira a las dems mujeres trabajando de sol a sol, y luego de puesto el sol preparando cenas para todos y antes de acostarse supervisando carpetas, manuales y deberes de sus nios, y asimismo adelantando tareas para que a sus criaturas no les falte nada en el desayuno y luego vestirlos y alistarlos para ir a la escuela y colegios, y t pensando solamente en jaranas! Vaya contigo, mujer! Cuando el hombre es adulto; Pero mujer, cmo te atreves a juzgarlo as al pobre que tiene sobre sus hombros la salud poltica, espiritual y social del pas y del mundo? Mralo conduciendo el arte de gobernar y dirigiendo empresas colectivas. S, s, ya s, tambin guerras, pero ya habrs escuchado a prestigiosos lderes Las guerras son un mal necesario; casi inevitable. Qu dices y qu agregas, que l tambin mata y asesina? Bueno es que sepas, mujer, que matan y asesinan los terroristas y criminales, no l, mas si l produce matanzas de nios, mujeres y ancianos inocentes puede ser por error de clculo y precisin de sus helicpteros artillados, adems, quin no se equivoca alguna vez? Dime!, y que tire la primera piedra el que no se equivoc nunca. Cuando la mujer es ya anciana: Bueno, mujer, habra que ir ya viendo dnde depositamos, perdn, en qu geritrico y sanatorio especializado internamos a tu madre; pues ya no es

vida andar con ella en silla de ruedas por todos lados; adems ella es un ser que ya no entiende ni comprende casi nada. Cuando el hombre es ya anciano: Qu dices mujer? Llevar a mi padre a un geritrico? Pero si l es un cmulo de sabidura para todos aquellos que quieran orle! Sus canas son sagradas; ellas son el palmars de su inagotable sabidura, y hablando de sabidura, recuerdas qu dice la Sabidura Infinita que hicieron con el anciano Rey David, de 65 aos?; pues, y a pesar de disponer l de una multitud de mujeres concubinas y esposas para disfrute propio, y de su misma edad (2S, 5:13), ordenaron traerle una joven para que lo cuidara, mimara, le diera calor y le alegrara los ltimos das de su preciosa vida; y recuerdas los requisitos que ella deba reunir?: no solamente ser joven sino muy hermosa y virgen; no buscaron por todo el reino a una viuda pariente de l de 55-60 aos sino una jovencita, cmo bien puedes certificar, y eso es lo que t debes tratar de conseguirle a mi padre! Qu dices? Te rebelas? Alegas que no slo arruinaron la vida a una pobre muchachita de 15 aos (Abisag, Sunamita), sino que tal machista sabidura demuestra fehacientemente que quienes inventaron y escribieron las Santas y Sagradas Escrituras fueron una sarta de pillos empedernidos, tunantes pcaros, manipuladores, psicpatas y criminales? Pero mujer, has olvidado aquella orden milenaria?: La mujer debe estar en silencio; callada; sujeta a su marido; prohbo a la mujer ensear! Es que no te basta ya, mujer, con ser agnstica, escptica, incrdula, atea, apstata, impa, irreverente, rebelde y hereje, sino que ahora pretendes ser blasfema, tambin? Nota del Autor: Cuenta la leyenda que el afiebrado patn que describi tal dislate no se atrevi a que su nombre quedara vinculado con el presente documento, por ello lo firm con el inquietante y perturbador Ral Silverio Lpez Ortego alias Annimus 715. La historia ya se encargar debidamente de l, del mismo modo que se encargar de todos lo hombres machistas, delirantes y manipuladores, quienes, y mediante eufemismos diversos, harn hasta lo imposible para que la presente nota no sea publicada ni divulgada.

Por Ral Silverio Lpez Ortego alias Annimus 715

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LIMACLARAS MISCELLANY: MAN & WOMAN. MALE & FEMALE

ABOUT DEMANDS, INSTRUCTION, CORRECTION, ENJOYMENTS, HAPPINESS, JUDGEMENT, VALUATIONS & FAREWELLS OF THE LIFE
By Ral Silverio Lpez Ortego alias Annimus 715

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When the woman is a little girl of five (5) years and she commit a mischief or a blunder, themselves listen the following comments carried out by voice serious and almost deep: Is a delight?; but how can be delight something that then can bring him serious problems psychic and physical! When the man is, too, thus of child, and he commit blunders: You look at!,... Is not a charm? (cute little thing) When the woman arrives at the adolescence and youth: You look at!, the people will not think that then she will be a fickle sassy one? (Fickleness). Say to mi, you would not have that to correct to she? When the man arrives at the adolescence and youth and he commit something more than mischief but destructions and he is expelled of diverse schools and universities and of equal luck the very rascal (young rogue) not for to run behind of all miniskirt that passes to its side: You look at to him! Alls its hormones flowing to torrents. Is a copy of your father. Son of tiger had that to be! When the woman is loaded of children and of home tasks and of marital loads:

To enjoy?, but he is that you are delirious, woman? You looks the other women working from dawn to dusk, and after of enter the sun preparing suppers for all and before gone to bed supervising folders, manual and homework of his children, and likewise advancing tasks so that to his creatures they lack nothing in the breakfast and then to dress them and to enlist them to go to the kindergartens and schools, and you thinking only in binges! Go with you, woman! When the man is an adult: But woman, how do you dare judge it thus to the poor that has on his shoulder the social, spiritual, and political health of the country and of the world? You look at conducting the art of governing and directing collective businesses. Yes, yes, already I know, also wars, but already you will have listened prestigious leaders "The wars are a badly necessary; almost inevitable". What do you say, and what you add, that also kills and murderous? Good he is that know, woman, that they kill and they murder the terrorists and criminal, he not, but if he produces killings of children, women and innocent elders can be for miscalculation and precision of its armed helicopters, besides, who is not mistaken some time? You say to me!, and that throw the first stone that not itself was mistaken never. When the woman is already elderly: Good, woman, there would be that to go already seeing where do we place, pardon, in how geriatric and sanatorium specialized we go your mother; therefore no longer is life to walk with her in wheelchair on all sides; besides she is a being that already not understands almost nothing. When the man is already elderly: What do you say, woman? Carrying my father to a geriatric? But if he is an accumulation of wisdom for all those that will want hear it! Its gray they are sacred; they are the crown and winning list of its interminable wisdom, and speaking of wisdom, you recall what speak the Infinite Wisdom about the elderly King David, of 65 years?; therefore, and although he enjoy himself of a multitude of women concubine and wife of your same age (2S, 5:13), they ordered to bring him a most beautiful and graced youth so that took care of it, he spoiled, heat gave him and was happy him the last days of its precious life. And you remember the requisites that she will duty combined? Not only youth, but very beautiful and virgin; not search for all kingdom to one widow relative of him of 55-60 years but a one girl very young, how good you be able certify, and it is what you should try to obtain him to my father! What do you say? What do you rebel? You allege that not only they destroy the life to one poor girl of 15 years (Abisag, Sunamita), but that such 'sexist wisdom' shows reliably that who they invented and wrote the "Holy and Sacred Writings" were a string of rascals hardened, crafty rogues, manipulators, psychopaths and criminal? But woman, you have forgot that thousand-yearold order?: "The woman should be on silence; he holds his husband; I forbid to the woman to teach!" Is that to you does not suffice already, woman, with to be agnostic, sceptic, doubter, unbeliever, atheist, apostate, impious, irreverent, rebellious and heretic, but now you intend to be blasphemes, also? Authors note: Counts the legend that the scoundrel fevered who describe such absurdity itself did not dare to that his name remained linked with the present document, because of it signed it with the disquieting and perturbing Ral Silverio Lpez Ortego alias Annimus 715. The history already will be entrusted properly of him, in the same way that will take charge of all the

delirious, sexist and manipulators men, which, and by means of diverse euphemism, they will do as far as it impossible for that the present note not be make known neither divulge.
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