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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25. 8 P.M.
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ALBUM REVIEWS are brought to you by the letter M, p. 24 TIPS FROMA BARBIE CHICK lightens up for spring, p. 33
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Letter from the editor
S
ometimes you just have to
wonder why people do
the things they do.
Oh, lets start with those
people who drive 40 mph in
the passing lane on interstates,
for example. Or perhaps the
young (but not-too-young-to-
not-know-any-better) couple
who sat nearby when I finally
went to see The Hunger
Games last week. Yes, Im
talking about the very couple
who proceeded to talk to each
other, loudly, through the entire
movie. Why? Why not just go
to a coffee shop, a restaurant or
home, for the love of God, if
you just wanted to talk?
We here at the Weekender
asked why when we got wind
of Dayglows existence. Why
would anyone want to get
sprayed with paint (lots
and lots of paint) at
The Worlds Largest
Paint Party? we won-
dered as we looked at
pictures of past events
on the tours website.
Well, when Stepha-
nie DeBalko talked to
people who have been
to Dayglow for this
weeks cover story, we
found out why: It was
the most fun Ive ever
had, said a source.
Intrigued? Turn to pg.
16.
Also in this weeks
issue, Tech Talk
informs us about Internet-con-
nected glasses and contacts that
could change the way we look
at things (p. 15), and given my
penchant for road rage, I thor-
oughly enjoyed reading Jeffs
rant about senior-citizen drivers
in Bitch & Brag (p. 43).
In other Weekender news, I
just want to remind everyone
that Wednesday, April 25 is our
Readers Choice issue, in
which well reveal all the win-
ners of this years poll before
celebrating them starting at 8
p.m. at Breakers inside Mohe-
gan Sun Casino. We hope to
see you all there!
Have a great rest of your
week and thanks for reading!
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THEATER ... 32
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RECORD STORE DAY 30
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STARSTRUCK 26
MOVIE REVIEW 28
NOVEL APPROACH 32
FOOD & FASHION
NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 10
GREEN PIECE 23
PUZZLE 31
TIPS FROM A BARBIE CHICK 33
BITCH & BRAG 43
STYLE FILES 44
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TECH TALK 15
SIGN LANGUAGE 47
MOTORHEAD 49
SHOWUS SOME SKIN 49
SORRY MOM & DAD 50
MAN OF THE WEEK 61
MODEL OF THE WEEK 62
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April 18-24, 2012
this just in
By Weekender Staff
weekender@theweekender.com
GLAMBERT COMES BACK
Adam Lambert will return
to the F.M. Kirby Center (71
Public Square, Wilkes-Barre)
Friday, May 25 at 7:30 p.m.
The American Idol alum
will be joined by special
guests Neon Hitch and The
Cab for this 98.5 KRZ-pre-
sented show.
Tickets are $35-$150 for
VIP. The Kirby Member and
KRZ online presale begins
Friday, April 20 at 10 a.m.;
tickets go on sale to the pub-
lic Monday, April 23 at 10
a.m. via the venue box office
and Ticketmaster.
ARTS IN ARTS
Downtown Arts (47 N.
Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre)
will host Fundraising 4 Fies-
ta Friday, April 20 at 7 p.m.
The evening features artists
performing, light cocktails
and refreshments. Tickets are
$10 for adults and $5 for chil-
dren/students at the door. For
more info, call 570.905.7308.
The 57th annual Fine Arts
Fiesta will be held Thursday,
May 17-Sunday, May 20 on
Public Square in Wilkes-
Barre.
SCHOOL OF HEALTH
The University of Scran-
ton was named the 25th
Healthiest college in the
U.S., according to Greatist-
.com, an online source for
health and fitness informa-
tion.
Greatist.com reviewed near-
ly 100 colleges noted for ex-
ceptional food, fitness facil-
ities, health services, heath-
related programming, and just
plain old happy students to
find The 25 Healthiest Col-
leges in the U.S.
FORE!
The 20th Annual Johnson
College Open will be held
Friday, May 18 at Blue Ridge
Trail Golf Club (260 Country
Club Drive, Mountain Top).
Proceeds from the tournament
support the Presidential
Scholarship Fund, which
benefits qualified and deserv-
ing Johnson College students.
Deadline for golfer regis-
tration is Friday, May 4. For
more info or to register, visit
johnson.edu or contact Ste-
phanie Orzalek, coordinator
of Institutional Advancement,
at 570.702.8908 or sorza-
lek@johnson.edu.
PASSPORT TO FITNESS
The Luzerne County Keys-
tone Active Zone (KAZ)
Passport program will begin
Friday, April 20 and run until
the end of September. The
free program encourages peo-
ple to get outside and active
at close-to-home trails, parks
and outdoor events.
Participants can register at
kazpassport.org, download a
passport and then visit as
many stops as desired from
the list of 30. For every five
stops visited and logged, par-
ticipants earn awards that
support active living. For
every stop logged, participants
are entered to win prizes.
KUDOS, CASINO
For the second year in a
row, Mount Airy Casino
Resort (44 Woodland Road,
Mount Pocono) has been
awarded the prestigious AAA
Four Diamond Rating.
The resort is the only one
in the state to have received
the award, which is assigned
to lodgings that feature an
extensive array of amenities
combined with a high degree
of hospitality, service, and
attention to detail. Restau-
rants at this level offer a dis-
tinctive fine-dining experi-
ence marked by high-quality
ingredients, creative presenta-
tion and attentive service,
stated a press release.
PEACE IN WAVES
The Peace and Justice
Center of Wilkes-Barre will
award the David Frey Com-
munity Service Award for
Peace and Justice to WFTE-
FM at the centers annual
dinner Monday, April 23 at 6
p.m. at the Kirby Memorial
Health Center (71 N. Fran-
klin St., Wilkes-Barre). Based
in Scranton, WFTE-FM is a
member of Community Radio
Collective, Inc.
The David Frey Community
Service Award is presented to
an individual or group whose
actions have contributed, ei-
ther by direct support of the
mission of The Peace and
Justice Center or by making a
contribution to the wider
community and to the civic or
corporate cause of peace and
justice, said a press release.
Cost to attend the dinner is
$35 per person ($15 for stu-
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kick off his first-ever headlining tour at the F.M. Kirby
Center. Hell return to the venue in May.
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Weekender Wire Services
A CONTINENTAL CUISINE,
WITH SLIDERS
Fast-Food Culture Shock:
Since December, the White
Castle restaurant in Lafayette,
Ind., has provided diners with a
stylish experience that includes
table service and a wine selec-
tion to go with its iconic slid-
er hamburgers. A state wine
industry expert told The Wall
Street Journal in February, after
a tasting, that she would rec-
ommend the Merlot, although
the Moscato was fun and the
Chardonnay passable (though
all wines come in $4.50, screw-
off-top bottles and is served in
clear plastic glasses). (As for
the sliders, said the wine ex-
pert, eyeing the burgers on her
plate, At some point, that was
a cow, I guess.)
LEADING ECONOMIC
INDICATORS
-- When workers at the
Carlsberg Beer plant in Vilnius,
Lithuania, decided to walk out
over poor pay and conditions,
the company went to court to
block them, and in March, a
judge ruled for the company,
temporarily halting a strike as
not in the national interest
because Carlsberg Beer is vi-
tally essential, thus placing the
brew in the same legal category
as medical supplies. (Said a
British labor union official,
This is probably the most
ridiculous decision in the
world.)
ANIMAL TALES
-- Eight to Go: (1) After the
year-old house cat Sugar sur-
vived a 19-floor fall at a Boston
high-rise in March, an Animal
Rescue League official ex-
plained to MSNBC that extra
fur where the legs attach to the
body enables cats to glide
and partially control their
landing. Research suggests that
steep falls are thus easier to
survive, as cats have time to
spread themselves out. (2) The
5-year-old cat Demi survived a
40-minute tumble-dry (temper-
ature up to 104 F) in Whitch-
urch, England, in March (al-
though she needed oxygen,
fluids and steroids to recover).
Jennifer Parker, 45, had tossed
a load of clothes in, unaware
that Demi was in the pile.
-- Something Else to Worry
About: A computer science
professor working with the
Bonobo Hope Great Ape Trust
Sanctuary in Des Moines, Io-
wa, has developed a bonobo
robot that can be controlled by
live bonobos. Among the first
applications of the robot, said
Dr. Ken Schweller in March, is
a water cannon that bonobos
will be taught to operate via an
iPad app in order to play
chase games with each other
or to squirt guests.
THE CONTINUING CRISIS
Drive-By Etiquette: In Febru-
ary, Kendall Reid, 36, was
extradited from New Jersey
back to LaPlace, La., where he
had been sought for allegedly
shooting at a car on Interstate
10 on Christmas Eve. Accord-
ing to police, Reid failed to hit
the car he was aiming at, in-
stead inadvertently shooting
out the back window of a car in
which two women were riding.
However, as the damaged car
stopped on the side of the road,
Reid pulled his Corvette over,
too, walked up to the women,
and apologized (Sorry, wrong
car) before resuming his
pursuit of his intended target.
THE REDNECK
CHRONICLES
(1) A 41-year-old man was
treated with antivenom at the
USA Medical Center in Mo-
bile, Ala., in March after he
was bitten by a cottonmouth.
The man had seen the snake at
an encampment, beaten it to
death with a stick and decap-
itated it. At that point, accord-
ing to the mans friend, he for
some reason started to play
with the head. (The dead
snakes teeth still contained
venom.) (2) James Davis of
Stevenson, Ala., vowed in April
that he would forever resist a
judges order that he dig up his
late wifes body from his front
yard and rebury it in a ceme-
tery. Im in it for the long
haul, he said, promising to
wait out the authorities. I
dont have much to do but sit
around (and) think about whats
going on.
LEAST COMPETENT
CRIMINALS
Thought of Almost Every-
thing: Mishelle Salzgeber, 20,
was arrested in March in New
Port Richey, Fla., after failing a
drug test, which was a condi-
tion of her probation for an
undisclosed crime. Apparently,
Salzgeber knew that she would
probably fail on her own and
had gone to the trouble of in-
serting a small tube of some-
one elses urine into her vagina.
Unfortunately for her, a pre-test
body-scan revealed the tube.
(Besides, authorities tested the
urine in the tube and found that
it also failed.)
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For more, visit
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blogspot.com.
The Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia recently
won a $36,000 grant to study the genetic basis
of Trimethylaminuria, otherwise known as the disorder
that causes sufferers to smell like dead fish. The first case
reported in medical literature was in the 1970s, but according
to a Science News report, an ancient Hindu tale describes
a maiden who grew to be comely and fair,
but a fishy odor ever clung to her.
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tech talk
By Nick Delorenzo
Special to the Weekender
E
ven tech giants can be
outdone with enough fund-
ing. When Google an-
nounced its Google glasses
nowknown as Project Glass it
quickly released a series of You-
Tube videos illustrating the pos-
sible uses of their newest toy. Put
your specs on, look out the win-
dowand see the temperature.
Make appointments via voice
command. The videos are shot
froma first-person perspective
and showthe wearer starting his
or her morning doing all manner
of useful things without touching
a smartphone or a computer.
Spoofs quickly emerged high-
lighting the pitfalls of this tech-
nology. Running into people on
the street because you were pay-
ing attention to something your
glasses were trying to showyou.
Accidentally sending e-mails due
to imperfect voice-command
technology and so on.
The reality is likely to be some-
where in between, but the amount
of power packed into a simple pair
of glasses is impressive, especial-
ly given its coming-very-soon
status. Not to be outdone, a com-
pany called Innovega announced
it was working on a prototype for
contact lenses that match or ex-
ceed Google glasses capability.
Tech companies make bold
predictions like this all the time,
and they dont always come true,
but nowthe government think-
tank DARPA(Defense Advanced
Research Projects Agency, aka
the guys who really invented the
Internet and a whole bunch of
other stuff), has put in an order for
the prototype lenses, known as
iOptik.
These lenses dont just project
information in front of your eye
like Googles glasses do in-
stead they employ multifocal
technology. The center of the lens
contains the display, which pro-
jects itself toward the middle of
your eye, while the outer part
allows for a normal field of view.
This allows wearers to focus on
the display and the world around
themat the same time.
While the military usually gets
its hands on all the coolest toys
years before the average civilian
does, Innovega hopes to clear all
of the remaining hurdles, both
medical and practical, to have its
lenses on the market by 2014, no
doubt with a hefty price tag at-
tached.
For those of you eagerly await-
ing a set of Google glasses or
Augmented Reality Contact
Lenses, consider the following: If
youre prone to motion sickness,
just imagine what having a rela-
tively motionless image projected
over a constantly moving back-
ground will look like. Its bound
to cause problems for some peo-
ple, so have your Dramamine
handy. W
The world through
Internet-connected
glasses
Images from Googles Project Glass video shows a
prototype of what the world could look like through the
Internet-connected glasses.
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By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
NEON NIGHTS NEON NIGHTS
J
im Morrison has
been famously
quoted as saying,
I want to have
my kicks before
the whole shithouse goes up
in ames.
Its a romantic sentiment,
but one we dont all have the
luxury of regularly ascrib-
ing to, whether because of
societal or personal expecta-
tions. But there are some
instances where indulging in
such glorious disobedience
is acceptable no, expected
and one of those places is
at a Dayglow: Life in Color
show.
You can just walk around
and start throwing paint on
random people, said Matt
Morgis, a 19-year-old fresh-
man at Temple University
and Weekender correspon-
dent. And youre just free
to do whatever the hell you
want for one night, basically,
inside that arena or wherever
its at.
Wherever its at locally
will be the Sherman Theater
Summer Stage at Pocono
Valley Resort Saturday, April
21 with DJs Sidney Samson
and David Solano. And of
course, the freedom at The
Worlds Largest Paint Party
is limited to some degree.
Recreational drugs and un-
derage drinking are certainly
not encouraged, for instance.
The undercurrents of the
show itself call to mind a
level of self-expression and
maybe just a bit of hedo-
nism. Not only can spectators
douse one another with paint,
but washable neon paint is
spattered at the crowd from
large, strategically placed
paint cannons.
It seemed like everyone
was talking about it, and it
was kind of like you have to
go to Dayglow at least once
in your lifetime, so I gured,
all right, Ill try it out, said
Lauren Rosen, an 18-year-
old freshman at Temple. I
dont know if Id go again,
just because Ive done it once
already. Maybe Id try some-
thing new, but the paint really
got me into it.
For about ve uninterrupted
hours, people (and its mostly
a younger crowd) sway with
each other to electronic dance
music (EDM), watch per-
formers akin to circus artists
and revel in the act of being
festooned by neon paint,
culminating in what Presi-
Everyones sweating and
hooking up, and its just like the
awesome stereotypical college
party that you see in movies.
Dayglow attendee Matt Morgis
The Worlds Largest Paint Party colors NEPA
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DAYGLOW:
Sat., April 21, 7PM,
Sherman Theater Summer
Stage at Pocono Valley Resort
(300 Camp Akiba Road,
Reeders).
$50.25+, through
Ticketmaster.
INFO: 570.420.2808
shermantheater.com
dent and CEO of the Sher-
man Theater Rich Berkowitz
described as kind of a mix
between Cirque du Soleil and
electronic DJ music.
It was really the perfect
atmosphere of freedom,
Morgis, who had attended a
Dayglow show once in Phila-
delphia with plans of doing
so again, said. Because you
just had thousands of people
jumping around, dancing
with each other. Everyones
throwing paint. They had
staff and security guards
walking around with buckets,
just dumping paint on people
... Everyones sweating and
hooking up, and its just like
the awesome stereotypical
college party that you see in
movies.
SETTINGTHE STAGE
W
hen Dayglow
makes its local
entrance, it will be
through the Sherman Theater,
but it wont be held at the in-
door location in Stroudsburg.
Instead, it will be part of
the theaters Summer Stage
project, and Pocono Valley
Resort in Reeders is just one
of a number of locations the
Sherman is using.
The Sherman Summer
Stage is a project weve
been working on for years,
Berkowitz explained. It
started out with mostly just
festivals and events where
we do stuff in mostly down-
town Stroudsburg or East
Stroudsburg, and this year
weve expanded that program
to include anywhere we can
put something together
So our Summer Stage project
is where we own the staging
and other equipment to be
able to do events pretty much
anywhere, so we can roll up
to almost any space.
Berkowitz feels that events
like Dayglow would normal-
ly pass by the area, and the
Summer Stage initiative is
helping to ensure that doesnt
happen.
Theyd be down in Philly,
which they are, theyd be in
Pittsburgh or theyd be in
New York or New Jersey, he
said. By having the Sum-
mer Stage project, it allows
us as a region to not always
have to say, Oh, we cant do
that show. We have qualied
people and equipment and
staff to start attracting that
business to our region.
PAINTING LESSONS
T
here are so many festi-
vals and concert series
geared toward certain
camps like Coachella for
the impassioned hipsters,
Burning Man for the eternal
hippies that it would seem
Dayglow, which marked its
beginning in 2006 on college
campuses in Florida and now
tours the world, would just
fall into the category of home
base for the EDM enthusi-
asts. The music, however,
is only one part of a much
larger whole.
I thought it was going to
be just like a giant rave, and
I didnt think Id have a good
time at all because I dont
really like any type of techno
or dubstep music, Morgis
stated. You never knew
what they were going to do
next. It was just a mix of a
concert and theater and art
and so much creativity, and
it just seemed like everyone
could enjoy it, not like the
stereotypical rave environ-
ment that you would think.
With all of its psychedelic
leanings black lights,
circus acts, the music its
easy to see how one could
draw the rave comparison.
Berkowitz, however, doesnt
think thats a fair assump-
tion, and Morgis and Rosen
echoed that opinion.
I nd it so comical, every-
one is so stuck on this whole,
Its a rave, Berkowitz said.
There are concerts like this
every night of the week, and
theyre not in basements
of old warehouses, theyre
in professional spaces and
venues.
The reality is, Im sure
theres somebody that is go-
ing to do some sort of a drug,
and they shouldnt, but to be
honest theyll do that whether
or not theyre going to that
concert or some other concert
That being said, of course
we take all the precautions
we do at every concert and
every event with appropri-
ate security (and) emergency
services on-hand.
And the paint aspect, which
is further driven home by
the black lights and the
white-clothing dress code, is
arguably the most important
element of Dayglow.
The paint was denitely
the best part, it made the
whole thing, said Rosen,
who attended a show in
Philadelphia. Its messy, but
its worth it. Just dont get it
in your eyes. w
Top two photos, our cover models
get doused in paint.
Other photos courtesy DayglowTour.
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866.448.7849
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- The Guess Who: June 8, $37.50-
$67.50, 7 p.m.
- Ziggy Marley: June 15, $42.50-$72.50,
7 p.m.
- The Rock n Blues Fest ft. Johnny
Winter / Edgar Winter / Leslie West /
Rick Derringer / Kim Simmonds: Aug.
19, 6 p.m., $45.50-$75.50
MOUNT AIRY CASINO
RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono
Phone: 877.682.4791
www.mountairycasino.com
- Voices of Legends w/ Eric Kearns:
April 24, May 8, 29, 2 p.m., $20, Gyp-
sies
- Andrew Dice Clay: April 28, 8 p.m.,
$50-$65, Gypsies
- Tito Puente Jr.: May 5, 8 p.m., $20-
$30, Gypsies
- Parrot Beach: May 27, 8 p.m., free
- Chippendales: June 9, 8 p.m., $20-
$30
- Colin Quinn: June 30, 8 p.m., $30-
$40
- KC & The Sunshine Band: July 20, 9
p.m., $40-$55
NEWVISIONS STUDIO &
GALLERY
201 Vine St., Scranton
570.878.3970
- High School Band Show: April 20,
6:30-10 p.m. doors 6 p.m. $5/door. Bad
Answers / Crock Pot Abduction
(C.P.A.) / Faceless Shadows / Warning
Level
- Acoustic Showcase: April 28, 7:30
p.m., doors 7 p.m. $6/door. Daniel
Rosler / Ed Cuozzo / Rafiel Pimentel /
Patrick Mcglynn / Danny Jackowitz
13TH ANNUAL OATS
BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL
Benton Rodeo Grounds (Mendenhall
Lane, Benton)
www.oatsfestival.com, 908.464.9495
- June 28-July 1: Russell Moore & IIIrd
Tyme Out / Gibson Brothers / Valerie
Smith & Liberty Pike / Hillbilly Gypsies
/ Cumberland River / The Roys /
Stained Grass Window / more. Camp-
ing, food, craft vendors. Workshops,
childrens program, music academy,
open jam tent. Weekend advance/$70;
weekend gate/$80; Thurs. $20; Fri.,
Sat. $30; Sun. $10; under 15/free with
adult ticket, pets $10 weekend only.
PENNS PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe
866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com.
- Glen Campbell: April 19, 8 p.m.,
$49.25-$54.25
- Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): April 20,
8 p.m.
- The Music of Bill Monroe ft. Peter
Rowan & The Travelin McCourys: April
22, 8 p.m., $25
- Aaron Tippin: April 27, 8 p.m., $33-
$38.75
- Beatlemania Now: May 4, 8 p.m., $25
- Get The Led Out (Led Zeppelin
tribute): May 5, 8 p.m., $41.75
- Survivor: May 6, 8 p.m., $32
- Dennis DeYoung: May 12, 8 p.m.,
$42.75-$48.25
- Dark Star Orchestra (Grateful Dead
tribute): May 31, 8 p.m., $32
- Kansas: June 1, 8 p.m., $40.75-$46.25
- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: June 2, 8 p.m.,
$32
- America: June 8, 8 p.m., $43.75-
$49.25
- Molly Hatchet / Blackfoot: June 9, 8
p.m., $33
- Kellie Pickler: June 14, 8 p.m., $32-
$37
- 7 Bridges (Eagles tribute): June 15, 8
p.m., $25
- The Machine: June 16, 8 p.m. $33-
$38.75
- Steven Wright: June 24, 8 p.m.,
$29-$34
- Foreigner: June 29, 8 p.m., $54.25-
$65.25
- Johnny Winter / Magic Slim & The
Teardrops: June 30, 8 p.m., $33
- Cinderella: July 1, 8 p.m., $38.75
- Arrival (Abba tribute): July 13, 8 p.m.,
$31-$36.75
- Jim Messina: July 20, 8 p.m., $31
- Vince Gill: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $59.25-
$64.25
PENNSYLVANIA THEATRE
OF PERFORMING ARTS
JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St.,
Hazleton
570.454.5451
ptpashows.org
- The Singing Boys of Pennsylvania:
April 21, 7 p.m., $12.
- King Henry and the Showmen: April
22, 6-9 p.m., $12
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp.
- The Menzingers / Tigers Jaw / Front
Bottoms / The Holy Mess / Luther:
April 19, 8 p.m.
- Big D and the Kids Table / When East
Meets West / Stag-nation: May 12, 7:30
p.m.
- Ceremony / Screaming Females:
June 11, 7 p.m., $10, all-ages
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
667 N. River St., Plains
Phone: 570.822.2992
- Forward / Joe Nice: April 19, 8 p.m.
- Brothers Past: April 20, 8 p.m.
- The Pietasters / Hub City Stompers /
Rude Crue: April 21, 8 p.m.
- Benefit for Liddy Shriver Sarcoma
Initiative ft. Nowhere Slow / The
Honey Badgers / A Fire With Friends /
A Social State: April 22, 6 p.m.
- Jahman Brahman / Ol Cabbage:
April 26, 8 p.m.
- Miz: April 27, 5 p.m.
- Jam Stampede: April 27, 9 p.m.
- The Statesman: April 28, 8 p.m.
- Rock the Walls ft. Joe Bogwist /
Willie Jack / The Northern Light /
Nadine LaFond: April 29, 5 p.m., $10
advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack,
includes admission, T-shirt, poster
and signing the sheetrock that will be
displayed at new location of SG.
SCRANTON COMMUNITY
CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton
Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan-
na.edu, etix.com
Prices vary, student and group rates
available
- The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m.,
$25-$30
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton
Phone: 888.669.8966
- Shinedown / Adelitas Way / Art of
Dying: April 22, 7 p.m., $42.35
- NEPA Philharmonic Haydn / Brahms,
A German Requiem: April 27, 8 p.m.,
$34.50-$73.15
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg
Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com
- Dayglow: April 21, 7 p.m., $50.25+
- Light Up The Sherman: April 27, 9
p.m., $8 advance, $27 day of
- The Femme Tops / Rezlep / The
Apparatus: May 2, 7 p.m., $5
- Broadway in the Burg: May 5, 8 p.m.,
$25
- Howard Hewett / Blue Magic / Ray
Goodman / Brown: May 12, 8 p.m.,
$39.95
- Pinelawn Empire / Timmy Rot / Obed
/ Teddy Hazard: May 15, 7 p.m., $5
- Horse / Tile: May 26, 7 p.m., $5
- This Good Robot / Refuse the Con-
formity / Twisting Life, more: June 1, 6
p.m., $10
- Survay Says: June 6, 6 p.m.
- David Bromberg: June 8, 8 p.m.,
$35-$45
- Marshall Tucker Band: June 9, 8:30
p.m., $15-$25
- Mayweather: June 19, 6 p.m., $8
- Hot Tuna Electric / Steve Kimock:
June 28, 8 p.m., $25-$40
- 311 / Slightly Stoopid (Sherman
Summer Stage, Pocono Raceway,
Long Pond): July 31, 7 p.m., $49.50
THREE KINGS
603 Route 6, Jermyn
- Badfish A Tribute to Sublime: April
19, 7 p.m., $12-$18
- Sepulture / Krisiun: May 1, 6 p.m.
- Dropdown / Alekhines Gun: May 7, 7
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SPEAKER JAM KARAOKE/DJ
WHERE EVERYONES A STAR!
EVERY WEDNESDAY 9PM-1AM @
FOR WEEKLY SCHEDULE SEE WEEKENDER LIVE PAGE
STATE OF THE ART SOUND AND LIGHT SHOW
BOOKING INFO: SCOTT (570) 861-0634
75 MAIN ST. LUZERNE
Onos Bar & Grill
236 Zerby Ave.
Kingston, PA 283-2511
SUNDAY & WEDNESDAY
8PM-10PM
$1.00 MUGS
KARAOKE
EVERY FRIDAY &
SATURDAY 9PM
p.m.
- The Plot in You / Existence / Kill the
Coward: May 14, 6:30 p.m., $12
- WXW Memorial Mayhem: May 19, 6
p.m.
TOYOTA PAVILION AT
MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton
- Megadeth / Rob Zombie / Lacuna
Coil: May 12, 7 p.m., $44-$65.50
- Dave Matthews Band: May 28, 7 p.m.,
$53.35-$89.90
- ZZ Top / 3 Doors Down / The Ben
Miller Band: May 30, 7 p.m., $40
- Vans Warped Tour ft. Taking Back
Sunday / New Found Glory / Motion-
less In White, more: July 18, noon,
$37.50
- Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem
Festival ft. Motorhead / Slayer /
Slipknot / As I Lay Dying / The Devil
Wears Prada / Asking Alexandria,
more: Aug. 4, $42-$74.50
- The Peach Music Festival ft. Allman
Brothers Band / Zac Brown Band /
Tedeschi Trucks Band / Warren
Haynes Band / O.A.R. /Cabinet / Miz,
more: Aug. 10-12, $99-$225
- Kiss / Motley Crue: Sept. 18, 7 p.m.,
$50.85-$185
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.LOVE.222
- Needtobreathe / Ben Rector: April
20, 9 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA
334 South St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.922.1011
- The Black Dahlia Murder: April 18, 7
p.m.
- The Wonder Years: April 19-20, 6 p.m.
- Kina Grannis: April 21, 8 p.m.
- Dragonforce / Holy Grail / The
Huntress: April 23, 6:30 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside,
Pa.
Phone: 215.572.7650
- Greg Lake: April 19, 7:30 p.m.
- Tower of Power / The Average White
Band: April 20-21, 8 p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby
Phone: 610.352.2887
- Rodrigo y Gabriela / C.U.B.A.: April 21,
8 p.m.
- Death Cab For Cutie / Magik Magik
Orchestra / Low: April 25, 8 p.m.
TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.2000
- Bad Brains / GZA / Lionize: April 19, 8
p.m.
- Overkill, more: April 20, 7:30 p.m.
- Protest the Hero, more: April 22,
6:30 p.m.
ELSEWHERE IN PA
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown
Phone: 610.434.460
- DJ Steve Aoki: April 18 CANCELED
- Divided By Friday / Set It Off: April 19,
6 p.m.
- Theory of a Deadman / Pop Evil /
Stellar Revival: April 20, 8 p.m.
- No Bragging Rights / Handguns,
more: April 23, 6 p.m.
- Upon a Burning Body, more: April 24,
5:30 p.m.
- Bowling For Soup / Patent Pending:
April 24, 7 p.m., $12 advance, $15 day
of
SANDS BETHLEHEM
77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem
Phone:
- Incubus: May 16, 8:30 p.m.
- The Beach Boys: May 17, 8 p.m.
- Glenn Fry: May 18, 8 p.m.
- Alan Jackson: May 19, 8 p.m.
- Blink-182: May 20, 7:30 p.m.
- Flogging Molly: May 24, 8 p.m.
- Paul Anka: May 27, 8 p.m.
SOME KIND OF JAM 7
www.jibberjazz.com
- April 27-29, Schuylkill Haven. Music,
camping festival. Toubab Krewe /
Cornmeal / Thunder Body / Holy
Ghost Tent Revival / The Big Dirty /
Bawn in the Mash / Twiddle / Bear-
quarium / Sweet Earth / Mystery Fyre
/ Jahman Brahman / River City Slim &
The Zydeco Hogs / Echoes Talk Back /
Dr. Ketchup / Karmic Juggernaut /
The Great White Caps / Rotten Belly
Blues / Underground Horns / The
Whiskeyhickon Boys / Muppets
Titanium Stardust Machine / Tree-
house / Hot Club of Philadelphia /
Ratboy Jr. $55 presale tickets.
NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.496.7070
- Furthur: April 18, 7:30 p.m.
- Creed: April 19-20, 8 p.m.
- Daryl Hall / Allen Stone / Sharon
Jones & the Dap Kings: April 21, 8 p.m.
- Gipsy Kings: April 23, 8 p.m.
BETHEL WOODS CENTER
Bethel NY
www.bethelwoodscenter.org
- Dorian Wind Quintet: April 20, 8 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
PLAZA
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Steel Panther: April 18, May 16, 7 p.m.
- The Black Dahlia Murder, more: April
19, 7 p.m.
- Lights: April 20, 7 p.m.
- Fountains of Wayne: April 21, 8 p.m.
- Kina Grannis: April 25, 7 p.m.
MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN
7th Ave., New York, NY
Phone: 212.465.MSG1
- Nickelback / Bush / Seether / My
Darkest Days: April 19, 6:30 p.m.
RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY
Phone: 212.307.717
- Rodrigo y Gabriela / C.U.B.A.: April
20, 8 p.m.
- Ron White: April 21, 8 p.m.
ROSELAND BALLROOM
239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Shpongle / EOTO: April 20, 9 p.m.
- Counting Crows / Mean Creek: April
24, 8 p.m.
- Mac Miller: April 25, 8 p.m.
BORGATA HOTEL AND
CASINO
Atlantic City, NJ
Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA.com
- Shut Up, Sit Down & Eat Comedy:
April 20-22, 9 p.m.
- Steve Aoki: April 23, 10 p.m.
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compiled by Nikki M. Mascali,
Weekender Editor
This way to the cabaret
Mister Joe Black and This Way to the Egress will invade Ole
Tyme Charleys (31 S. River St., Plains Twp.) Sunday, April 22 at
10 p.m. when they present Censored Hobo Cabaret. The event
will feature burlesque, comedy, music and sideshow antics to
bring back old-school vaudeville.
Mister Joe Black is a theatrical cabaret performer from the U.K.
while This Way to the Egress is a punk cabaret band that uses a
mixture of jazz, blues, circus sounds and vaudeville in its per-
formances.
Cover is $7. For more info, visit misterjoeblack.com or thisway-
totheegress.com.
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Wednesday:
Bar on Oak: Line Dancing
Brews Brothers West: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Elmer Sudds: Robb Brown and Friends
Grotto, Wyoming Valley Mall: Gameshow mania with DJ Pete Bayo
Hops & Barleys: Karaoke w/ DJ Bounce
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Karaoke
Ole Tyme Charleys: DJ EFX Party
River Street Jazz Caf: Open Mic
Robs Pub & Grub: Beer Pong
Rox 52: Comedy Competition
Ruths Chris: live music in the lounge
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Stan, beer pong
Woodlands: Jax
V-Spot: Eric Rudy (Acoustic)
Thursday:
Arturos: DJ Mark Anthony
Bar on Oak: The Tones Anniversary Party
Bart & Urbys: The Still Hand String Band
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Battle of the Bands
Careys Pub: Gone Crazy Duo
Chackos: Kartune
Huns West Side Caf: DJ King B
Kings Bar & Restaurant: Open Mic
Liams: Banga Bros presents Infusion
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke
River Grille: DJ Ooh Wee
River Street Jazz Caf: Joe Nice
Rox 52: Beer Pong
Rum Runnerz, Dunmore: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Jam
Stans Caf: Free Jukebox
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: DJ J Mak
Woodlands: DJ Davey B, DJ Data (Club HD)
V-Spot: Jackson Vee (Acoustic)
Friday:
Arturos: Ladies Night - DJ Mark Anthony
Bar on Oak: Marty Reynolds n- Friends
Bart & Urbys: Killer Bee Duo
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: M80
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Zack Weber
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country night w/ DJ Crocket
Grotto, Harveys Lake: I Candy
Grotto, Wyoming Valley Mall: John Smith
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: DJ Liz
Liams: 6 Year Anniversary Party with Dj Freddie Fabbri
Merts: Mr. Echo
Metro Bar & Grill: Rockabilly with the Ultra Kings
Ole Tyme Charleys: Midnight 45
OverPour: DJ Short & Poor
River Street Jazz Caf: Brothers Past
Red Buzzard,Hazleton: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Robs Pub & Grub: Free jukebox
Rox 52: Free Jukebox
Senunas: Stereo Parade
Slate Bar & Lounge: Dodge City Duo Band
Stans Caf: Ronnie Wiliams
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Asialena, Good To Go
Woodlands: (Evolution) DJ Kev,DJ Davey B, Pop Rox, Rockabilly & 45s
V-Spot: Joker
Saturday:
Bar on Oak: DJ Licious
Bart & Urbys: Loosen Up No. 3 with Nick Spaceman, Greg W., DJ Pat
Giambra & No Headphones
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Technical V
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Absolution w/special guest; in front room:
Two of a Kind
Brews Brothers, Pittston: UFC 145
Careys Pub: World Famous Dance Party w/ B Hillard & Mac Dog, UFC
145
Chackos: Cool Ride
Huns West Side Caf: DJ Evil Bee
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Oldies Karaoke
Kings Bar and Restaurant: Teddy Young
Liams: Chillin In Public
Micky Gannons, Scranton: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke and DJ Fiyawerx
Otherside: Mr. Echo
OverPour: Dodge City Duo
River Grille: DJ Ooh wee
River Street Jazz Caf: The Pietasters
Robs Pub & Grub: Random Rock
Rox 52: Breakdown Jimmy
Senunas: DJ Bounce
Slate Bar & Lounge: Changes band
Stans Caf: Stingrays Blues Band
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Corruption
Woodlands: (Evolution) DJ Kev, Xclusive & The Soul Revival
V-Spot: Jeffery James Band
Sunday:
Bankos: Mr. Echo.
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Robb Brown
Careys Pub: DJ Santiago & Karaoke
Metro Bar & Grill: Charles Havira
Ole Tyme Charleys: Censored a Hobo Cabaret
OverPour: Benefit for SPCA & Blue Chip Animal Rescuse live music
by Kevin & Bevan, Larry George and DJ Short & Poor
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Nascar
Stans Caf: Free Jukebox 7-11
Woodlands: The Tones w/ DJ Godfather
V-Spot: Gong Karaoke
Monday:
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Unplugged Monday - Open Mic
River Grille: Bean Bag Toss Tournaments
Robs Pub & Grub: NEPA Beer Pong
Tuesday:
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Open Mic Night w/ Paul Martin
Elmer Sudds: Sandypants
The Getaway Lounge: Ronnie Williams
Hops & Barleys: Aaron Bruch
Huns West Side Caf: AJ Jump and Dustin Drevitch
Jim McCarthys: Karaoke
La Tolteca: Live Mariachi Band
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke and DJ Fiyawerx
OverPour: House music w/ DJ Supey & Big E
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Linda
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Open Mic Night
The Woodlands: Karaoke DJ Godfather
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Green piece
By Jen Stevens
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hen I first heard about
laboratory-grown meat,
or in vitro meat, I didnt
really believe it was true. But it is
in fact true, and there are several
research projects currently growing
laboratory meat. No meat has yet
been produced for public con-
sumption, and its not to be con-
fused with imitation meat, such as
soy or gluten vegetarian meat.
The process of creating in vitro
meat involves taking muscle cells
froman animal and applying a
protein that will help the cells grow
into large portions of meat. One
animal could provide more than a
billion pounds of in vitro meat,
which could feed the worlds pop-
ulation for quite some time.
By September of this year, sci-
entists at Maastricht University in
the Netherlands will produce ham-
burger meat and have already
produced sausage. Although this
may not sound appealing to the
average meat eater, it really does
make sense if you think about it.
With the costs of factory farming
techniques always on the rise and
the worlds booming population, in
vitro meat just might be the latest
and greatest technology needed to
feed the future world.
Professor Mark Post, a physio-
logist at Maastricht University, said
at a recent science convention in
Canada that synthetic meat could
reduce the environmental impact
caused by the meat industry by up
to 60 percent.
We would gain a tremendous
amount in terms of resources, said
Post. The professor added that the
ultimate goal is to mass-produce
lab meat in order to cut back on
animal slaughter and global warm-
ing caused by livestock farming.
At the University of British
Columbia, professor Sean Smukler
believes that the lab-grown meat
will be a good solution for keeping
up with the high demand for food
all while taking it easy on the
environment.
It will help reduce land pres-
sures, Smukler told BBCNews.
Anything that stops more wild
land being converted to agricultu-
ral land is a good thing.
The president of Earthsave
Canada, David Steele, said that
these benefits could be achieved if
people just ate less meat.
While I do think that there are
definite environmental and animal
welfare advantages of this high-
tech approach over factory farm-
ing, especially, it is pretty clear to
me that plant-based alternatives
have substantial environmental and
probably animal welfare advantag-
es over synthetic meat, said
Steele.
While this newresearch is in-
teresting and somewhat gross, it
could be a great gain for society as
well as the environment. W
Lab meat
might not
be a bad thing
Lab meat could cut back on animal slaughter and global
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W
hile very much his
own sound, the
smoky harmonica
and raw chords that make up
the songs on Drew Kellys
new album, Running Time,
create a feeling that is very
Bob Dylan-like whether
Kelly likes it or not. But
that comparison is something
hes learned to espouse. In
fact, even though Kellys
father was always a Dylan
fan, Kelly himself never took
a liking to him. Until one
day, he did.
I remember this was
almost three years ago, I
was 19 I heard this one
song, Shelter from the
Storm, the Scranton native
told the Weekender. And I
went storming through my
dads records and was trying
to find the one that that was
on, and it ended up being
Blood on the Tracks, and I
listened to that.
I didnt even know if
(Dylan) was alive or if he
was playing music or any-
thing, I didnt know anything
about him, and I went to see
him play, this was like No-
vember of 09, and then just
that alone, I got a guitar the
next day.
Kelly, who plays harmon-
ica and piano in addition to
guitar, has been performing
and writing music ever
since.
When I first started writ-
ing, it was kind of all just
songs about being on the
road and doing all that
stuff, he explained. But
now, theres so many other
things going around that
youve just got to be aware
of. And so I mean now I
guess Im just more in sync
with my surroundings than I
used to be. I used to be
kind of just one-track mind-
ed and kind of wrote my
own stuff, but now I can say
that I can write for people
better.
And hes learned to absorb
his surroundings into his
music so if you make it
to Kellys CD release party
at The Bog in Scranton on
Saturday, April 21, be careful
what you say within earshot.
I just like to keep my
ears open and listen to peo-
ple, Kelly said. I like to
think people write my songs,
I just happen to have a pen
and a paper.
That may be why Kelly
has so many original tunes
in his personal repertoire to
draw on.
We catalogued my songs
in the studio, and I have,
like, 50, he stated. I just
write songs all the time, and
I like to just record them.
Im actually going to start
recording another album
soon.
Until then, Running
Time joins 2010s Amoun-
tin to Somethin and, ac-
cording to Kelly, has a little
more of some blues and
other elements in it in addi-
tion to his trademark folk
sound.
The album came out be-
cause the singer/songwriter
was planning on moving to
New York City last Septem-
ber, but the plans got rear-
ranged when his friend sug-
gested he make a jaunt into
the studio. Much like his
freewheelin predecessor,
Kelly is now content to just
see where the music takes
him.
Right now my thing is,
Ive got my suitcase, my
guitar and my car, so I just
go, Kelly said. I just
bounce around, I like doing
that. I like traveling and
meeting people, because peo-
ples where its at. W
Drew Kelly Running Time CD
Release Party: Sat., April 21, 8
p.m., The Bog (341 Adams Ave.,
Scranton). Info: drewkellymus-
ic.com
'Running' where the
music takes him
Drew Kelly has come to terms with comparisons to Bob
Dylan.
By Stephanie DeBalko
I like to think people write my songs,
I just happen to have a pen and a paper.
Drew Kelly
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M. Ward has been churning
out music for more than a dec-
ade, but it seems mainstream
listeners didnt really tune in
until he teamed up with every-
ones favorite eccentric girl next
door, Zooey Deschanel, to create
the duo She & Him. Though the
result of that connection has been
nothing short of wonderful, Ward
has saved some of that magic for
his solo efforts with this months
A Wasteland Companion.
Seamlessly blending covers
with Wards own words and
chords, the singer/songwriter and
guitarists eighth studio album is
packed with fluttery guitar and
happily simple sentiments. It
kicks off with the forgettable
Clean Slate but quickly makes
up for the songs shortcomings
with Primitive Girl, a catchy
pop-inspired track that shows off
Wards indie chops.
Deschanel makes the first of
her two cameos on Me And My
Shadow as somewhat of a back-
ground singer, but her accompa-
niment on Sweetheart makes
the cover of Daniel Johnstons
song an album standout.
Wards cover of Louis Arm-
strongs I Get Ideas is a de-
lightfully retro addition to the
otherwise folksy elements of the
rest of A Wasteland Compan-
ion, and its guitar solo is about
as raucous as the album gets.
Watch The Show is the
records best track, beckoning the
listener back with woeful lyrics
about a bedraggled television
producer. On its face, the song
seems like a risk, and the lyrics
dont read like they would ever
be an appropriate match for a
melody, but Ward makes it work.
The record closes with Pure
Joy, a sweetly simple tune that
showcases Wards vocals perfect-
ly.
A Wasteland Companion is
packed with the shiny, vintage
elements that made She & Him a
household name. At the same
time, the album maintains Wards
individuality and displays his
ability to write lyrically complex
yet sentimentally simple songs.
His choice of covers is the cherry
on top, as his knack for making
just about any song sound cur-
rent while maintaining its origi-
nal integrity is downright mag-
ical.
-- Stephanie DeBalko
RATING:
W W W W
M. Ward
A Wasteland Companion
ALBUM REVIEWS
Magical 'Wasteland'
charts
8. Wiz Khalifa/Snoop Dogg/Bruno
Mars: Young, Wild, and Free
7. Justin Bieber: Boyfriend
6. The Wanted: Glad You Came
5. Katy Perry: Part of Me
4. David Guetta/Nicki Minaj:
Turn Me On
3. fun./Janelle Monae: We Are
Young
2. Kelly Clarkson: (Stronger)
What Doesnt Kill You
1. Jessie J: Domino
Top at 8 with Ralphie Aversa
1. Gotye/Kimbra: Somebody That
I Used To Know
2. fun./Janelle Monae: We Are
Young
3. Shinedown: Bully
4. The Black Keys: Gold On The
Ceiling
5. Foo Fighters: These Days
6. The Black Keys: Lonely Boy
7. Grouplove: Tongue Tied
8. Seether: No Resolution
9. Chevelle: Face To The Floor
10. M83: Midnight City
Billboard Top Rock Songs
Its best not to look too deep into MxPxs
newalbum, Plans Within Plans. If you
do, youll find lyrics that are juvenile at
best and mismatched music: Throughout
the13-song record, the bands ninth and
first in five years, there are tinges of 80s-
glaminspired guitars and drums, metal-ish
basslines and emo lyrics.
But the energy of the trio vocalist/
bassist Mike Herrera, drummer Yuri Ruley
and guitarist TomWisniewski cannot be
denied, especially as it celebrates its 20th
anniversary this year. Each song is a short
burst of vigor that does match Herreras
youthful vocals/words.
Aces Up blows open the album, and
the punky ScrewLoose precedes Noth-
ing Left, on which Ruleys drums are swift
and pounding. The Times features a
throaty bass and melodic chorus from
Herrera and Wisniewski; it ends on a hair-
bandy flourish that somehowfits.
In The Past sounds like metal-lite,
with swirling guitars and violent drums,
while Best Of Times is a reflective tune
about growing up. Midpoint-track Stay
On Your Feet is uplifting and anthemic
and a breath of fresh air.
Lucky Guy, about a fella thankful for
the girl who loves himdespite his lack of
Ph.D. and millions is pedestrian. The epic
Far Away follows with a heavy flair,
complete with a throaty bassline and Her-
rera attempting scremo. Cast Down My
Heart goes emo, thanks to lyrics like,
This will make me stronger, eventually
and Every break needs a cast while
Inside Out mixes punky and 80s guitar.
Though Plans Within Plans sounds a
lot like other bands of the pop-punk genre,
its just MxPx doing its thing and isnt
that whats at the heart of punk music?
-- Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
MxPx
Plans Within Plans
Rating: W W
MxPx does its
own thing
Pioneering industrial-rock outfit Minis-
try is back from the dead.
The band recently released Relapse,
its first album since Al Jourgensen de-
clared Ministry over with back in 2008.
The time off did the band some good, and
this album is as impressive as anything
else in Ministrys catalog.
Ministry has never been a band to shy
away from controversial subjects, and
Relapse is no exception. Most of the
songs on the album deal either with the
current socio-political landscape or self-
destruction via controlled substances, and
are delivered in typical Ministry fashion:
In your face with a blistering, thunderous
intensity.
The album opens strong with Ghoul-
diggers, a scathing critique of the music
business with the volume (and speed)
turned up to 11. Kleptocracy and 99
Percenters express many peoples dissat-
isfaction, and Git Up Get Out n Vote
could not be more straight to the point.
The cover of S.O.D.s United Forces
also fits well with the us-against-them
theme.
At the other end of the spectrum, songs
like Freefall and Relapse deal with
the harm that people do to themselves.
Ministry has penned many a tune that
paints a vivid picture of the traps of ad-
diction, but in this case, the music focuses
less on vanity as a reason and more on
just giving up.
With Relapse, Ministry proves that it
can still make powerful, meaningful mu-
sic. While the delivery is flawless, the
subject matter is where the band may lose
some listeners just a bit. Depending on
ones interpretation, Relapse is either
motivated protest rock or just Jourgensen
complaining, and the bands relentless
style only serves to blur that line.
-- Michael Irwin
Weekender Correspondent
Ministers of
in your face
Ministry
Relapse
Rating: W W W1/2
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By Ralphie Aversa
W
hen people think of
Justin Bieber, a num-
ber of different opinions
may come to mind. Some may
still see him as the teenager who
packed malls across America
past their fire codes. Others
might immediately associate
Bieber with his girlfriend, ac-
tress/singer Selena Gomez. But
for Mike Posner, the teen star is
simply a really cool kid.
Justin is 18 now, so the kid
that I went in to the studio with is
like, buddies with Lil Wayne,
Posner explained during a sit-
down interview with The Ral-
phie Radio Show. He, like,
skateboards with Weezy.
So how do you convey that
image of Bieber kicking it with
Lil Wayne to the public, while
not alienating the millions of
teens who adore The Biebs?
Posner feels they achieved just
that with Boyfriend.
My goal was to make some-
thing that me and my friends
could put on in the car, smoke
and drive to, and chill to, he
said. But also, not abandon this
amazing and gigantic fan base
that hes built thus far.
So Posner co-wrote and co-
produced the track, which serves
as the lead single from Biebers
forthcoming album, Believe.
Im just honored to be a part
of the Bieber project, Posner
said. Hes such a high-profile
artist that he really has the oppor-
tunity to change where music is
and push it in a new direction,
and I think thats exactly what
hes doing with his new album.
Speaking of different direc-
tions and new music, Posner
himself is in the midst of writing
and recording his sophomore
outing, Sky High. The Cooler
Than Me singer revealed that
the album is about 75 percent
complete.
The sound of the record, and
the emotion of the record, and the
tone of the record Im not
rapping, Im singing, but it grows
out of hip-hop, he said. Theres
a lot of soul in the record, and
theres not a lot of synths and
techno-beats.
The albums first single,
Looks Like Sex, will be about
as dance-y as the new material
gets. Posner did create a track in
studio with David Guetta, how-
ever, that wont make the album,
which will be out before the end
of the year.
THE MAINO NETWORK
Musical artists are constantly
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as Maino, are putting a different
twist on the approach. The rapper
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He celebrated its launch inside
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It doesnt take the place of
Facebook, it actually works in
accordance with it, Maino ex-
plained. You have all of this
information in one (site), instead
of having to log on and jump to
different sites.
The Brooklyn-bred rhymer has
a lot to talk about with his fans
these days. His
last album, Day
After Tomor-
row, dropped in
February, and he
plans to release an
EP, Still Unstop-
pable, this sum-
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A
s the warm weather
seeps into the area, the
desire to get out and
enjoy it begins to surge. The
decks are opening, and people
are starting to flock to the
hottest party scenes they can
f ind. What makes the best
parties often comes down to
who is spinning and if you can
get a world-class DJ who
frequents some of the most
popular clubs in the country,
it makes for one hell of a par-
ty.
Sector One Entertainment is
bringing in two such DJs for
two events this week that just
might get every-
one on the dance floor. Up
f irst is the River Street Jazz
Cafe Thursday, April 19 where
dubstep master Joe Nice of
Baltimore is headlining.
The Jazz Cafe has become
a giant of a music venue de-
spite its relatively small size,
said DJ Hersh of Sector One,
adding that the Nice event is a
continuation of Forward, Sec-
tor Ones regular feature at the
venue. Forward has brought
in many DJs over the years
and continues its tradition of
bringing top-notch talent to
the Wilkes-Barre area.
A native of England who
fell in love with dubstep over-
seas, Nice brought the music
genre to the States and is
now known as one
of the best dubstep
DJs in the
country.
Dubstep is a British style
of dance music, 140 beats per
minute, its heavy, he ex-
plained. It has a variety of
influences, and the sound has
been around for over 10 years.
Its a lot to learn, a lot you
need to know about the sound,
and Ive been playing it since
the early days of its incep-
tion.
This isnt Nices f irst time
to NEPA or the Jazz Cafe, and
hes sure it wont be his last.
Im really excited to come
back to NEPA, there are lots
of good people up there, its
always a good vibe when I get
back there, he shared. Im
1,000 percent ready for this;
Im ready to smash it. Its
going to be a good time,
Thursday night, deck night
with a lively crowd Im
gonna turn some heads.
Nice has almost two dec-
ades of experience and loves
being able to bring the joy of
the music to the people; it is
the reason why he does what
he does and why he prom-
ises an awesome party at the
Jazz Cafe.
Itll be a good night in
terms of everything: Energy,
excitement, good people,
environment you want to be in
to experience dubstep in its
purest form, he said. Its
going to be one of those
nights where I show people
how they want to hear dubstep
with a huge bass system, to
get people really involved.
ALL ABOARD
T
he next stop on the par-
ty train is Saturday,
April 21 at Rodanos in
Wilkes-Barre, where DJ
Hersh is opening up for the
renowned DJ Impulse.
I picked DJ Impulse for
Rodanos because he is a DJ
that can play anything for any
crowd and do it flawlessly,
Hersh explained. This is a
night where Wilkes-Barre
gets to catch a glimpse of the
club and DJ scene that regu-
larly is only seen in places
like Vegas, L.A., New York
City and other higher-end
markets.
DJ Impulse frequents some
of the hottest spots in the club
scene including Dusk and
Casbah in Atlantic City, Bond
and Insert Coin(s) in Las Ve-
gas, The Get Down in Balti-
more, and The Dime in Los
Angeles, where he resides.
Hes played in our area before,
and he never gets tired of
coming back.
Itll be a night of good
music, shots, more good mu-
sic, shots, shots, shots and an
all-around good time, Im-
pulse said. Im really look-
ing forward to playing some
new music, seeing familiar
faces as well as meeting new
ones. The crowd was so much
fun the last time I was there! I
plan on bringing a little L.A.
flavor, and I might even break
out an arsenal of inflatable
animals.
This is a special night for
Wilkes-Barre, Hersh said.
DJ Impulse is a world-class
DJ who is used to playing big
clubs all across the U.S., and
the world for that matter. He
is the caliber DJ that we rarely
get to see in Wilkes-Barre,
which tends to be a watered
down market. Impulse is a
member of a much bigger
collection of DJs who are
mainly out of Philadelphia
called the Skratch Maka-
niks, and they represent the
epitome of the DJ art form
they are recognized by other
DJs, promoters and clubgoers
across America as the f inest
at their craft. W
Let the beats drop
By Noelle Vetrosky
Sector One presents: Joe Nice
/ Conscious Pilot vs. Gaje vs.
Kai-Lo, Thurs., April 19, 9 p.m.,
River Street Jazz Cafe (667 N.
River St., Plains Twp.), $5. DJ
Impulse / DJ Hersh, Sat., April
21, 10 p.m., Rodanos (53 Public
Square, Wilkes-Barre), $3. Info:
beatteks.com.
DJ Impulse headlines
Saturday at Rodanos in
Wilkes-Barre.
Dubstep artist Joe Nice headlines the River Street
Jazz Cafe Thursday
Itll be a good
night in terms
of everything:
Energy,
excitement, good
people,
environment you
want to be in to
experience
dubstep in its
purest form.
Joe Nice
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movie review
I
f it was the 1940s and all of us
were 10-year-old boys, it
would be understandable as to
why The Three Stooges are so
revered, but its 2012 and 10-year-
old boys no longer exist. We
shouldnt still be celebrating the
creaky antics of three tiny men
with unsettling haircuts. The
Three Stooges are comedys great-
est enemy. Far greater than tears
and famine combined. Dragging
their outdated and grimly unfunny
sensibilities into the 21st century
should be the kind of mistake that
kills careers and ruins reputations.
Yet, against all odds, Bobby and
Peter Farellys eerily faithful adap-
tation of the old Three Stooges
one-reelers is charming and, be-
lieve it or not, legitimately enter-
taining. And please keep in mind
that this is coming from someone
who hates The Three Stooges
almost as much as he loves to
complain about how much he
hates The Three Stooges.
Basically functioning as a fan
film that somehow received studio
funding, The Three Stooges
finds Moe (Chris Diamantopou-
los), Larry (Sean Hayes) and
Curly (Will Sasso) as they attempt
to save their childhood orphanage
from foreclosure and wind up
getting conned by Sofia Vergaras
character into murdering her
husband. In essence, its the kind
of storyline that couldve or
mightve been the plot of any
Three Stooges short and apart
from some awkward references to
Facebook, Jersey Shore and
those damn kids and their saggy,
damn jeans (why, you can see
their underwear!), the Farrelly
brothers stick to formula and
never bother to take the material in
a more modern direction. At no
point do any of the characters tell
Moe to, eat a bag of d--ks, there
isnt a third-act twist where the
cartoon violence suddenly takes a
realistic turn nor is there a scene
where its revealed that Shemp is
Curlys conjoined twin who occa-
sionally emerges from Curlys
abdomen and shrieks hibibibi
whenever hes hungry or scared.
Its disappointing.
But what The Three Stooges
lacks in cynicism it more than
makes up for it with surrealism.
Of course, the film isnt consis-
tently weird but the weirdness is
carefully rationed out in such a
way that it never fails to knock
you off guard. Even though The
Three Stooges is set in modern
times, Moe, Larry and Curly talk
and dress as if theyre still living in
the early 40s. The film doesnt
explain why. It also doesnt ex-
plain why it includes a very John-
ny Ryan-esque sequence in which
the trio use urinating babies as
weapons, visits a golf course filled
with dying fish, gives us a running
gag in which one of the characters
wrongly assumes that Larry has
cancer or why Larry David is
playing a sneering, vindictive nun.
The Three Stooges also de-
serves credit for at least putting
some thought into its slapstick
sequences. Although, its still not
funny watching grown men re-
peatedly slap each other, the pac-
ing is a bit tighter, and the gags
arent as blatantly telegraphed as
they were in the original shorts.
Although more affable than
genuinely amusing, The Three
Stooges is such an obvious pas-
sion project for the Farrelly broth-
ers that its hard not to get caught
up in their enthusiasm even if you
loathe the original Three Stooges
right down to their schticky, in-
human cores.
Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes and Will Sasso are The Three Stooges.
By Mike Sullivan
'Stooges' schticky fun
reel attractions
Yes, I do play the same character in every
movie, but I look good, dont I?
Yet another Nicholas Sparks bestseller to
make you cry in the theater.
Opening this week:
The Lucky One
Think Like A Man
Chimpanzee
Coming next week:
The Five-Year Engagement
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
The Raven
Safe
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usic used to come in
tangible form. Before it
was a blip on your hard
drive, it was a vinyl record, CD,
cassette or eight-track tape. It was
something you had to hunt down
or ask the guy behind the counter
to order for you special.
For some, its still like that. For
some, the thrill of the hunt is
more important than the conve-
nience of digital downloading. At
Embassy Vinyl in Scranton, that
guy behind the counter is owner
R.J. Harrington.
When you go to a record store,
you get to actually talk to people
who are passionate about music,
he said. You can go through
some stuff and maybe find some-
thing cool youve never heard of
before. Its a cultural experience.
On Saturday, April 21, area
retailers like Harrington will take
part in the fifth annual Record
Store Day. Their shelves will be
stocked with exclusive releases
from artists as varied as Bruce
Springsteen, The Misfits, Katy
Perry and Mastodon. All waving
the flag for the mom-and-pop
shops that played and continue
to play a formative role in the
development of music fans the
world over.
SWANSONG
I
n better days, Gallery of
Sound had 11locations sprin-
kled throughout NEPA. Now,
there are four. The one in Ed-
wardsville closed down this past
winter, another casualty of the
ever-shifting landscape that is
todays music industry.
For owner Joe Nardone Jr., the
remaining stores arent mere
survivors. Theyre strongholds.
As much as it pained us to
close some of those stores, it was
something we had to do, he said.
You can go to some big cities
and not find any record stores.
Were still here with two in
Wilkes-Barre alone. Two!
Though hes optimistic about
the future of the business his
father started in the 1960s, Nar-
done is also pragmatic about the
changing face of music sales,
acknowledging that the old for-
mulas no longer work. Its tough,
but its also something he finds
exciting: Trying to stay ahead of
the curve, keeping up with trends,
figuring out what people want
most and howbest to get it in
their hands.
Its all about supply and de-
mand. There will always be peo-
ple who want to buy CDs, for
instance, but will there be enough
of them? Nardone said. One of
the big things nowis people buy-
ing vinyl records again.
BACKINBLACK
M
usical Energi never had 11
satellite locations. Its
always been just one,
starting out in the Wyoming
Valley Mall before moving to
downtown Wilkes-Barre in1990.
For more than 25 years, the store
has been owned and operated by
self-professed vinyl junkie Jay
Notartomaso, During his days as
a Penn State student, Notartoma-
so would often choose LPs over
the basic creature comforts, in-
cluding food.
Over the past fewyears, the
vintage format Notartomaso
cherishes has made an exhilarat-
ing comeback. According to The
Nielsen Company &Billboards
2011Music Industry Report, sales
of vinyl LPs increased 36 percent
from 2010 to 2011, marking a
Nielsen SoundScan sales record.
No other formats growth
matched that number.
Its not just something you do
while youre doing something
else, with your headphones on
and your iPod, Notartomaso said,
explaining what makes the expe-
rience of listening to records so
unique. You sit around and look
at the album cover, open the
gatefold, read the liner notes,
touch the needle to the vinyl. Its a
whole experience.
NOLINE ONTHE HORIZON
Weve been a part of RSD

since the beginning, said
Jay Yatko, a longtime em-
ployee at Waynes World in Dal-
las. More stores are getting
involved, more people are coming
to purchase stuff and more artists
are getting involved. The first few
years, there werent a lot of big
names doing it. Noweveryones
getting involved, fromthe jam-
band scene with The Grateful
Dead and Phish doing exclusive
releases to Paul McCartney to
Metallica. This is the biggest year
so far.
Not all shops will have the
same items, and, as of press time,
none of the local retailers had
received their special RSDstock
yet. But collectors on the prowl
this weekend can try their hand at
hunting down such rarities as an
EP of all-newmaterial fromJohn
Johnny Rotten Lydons Public
Image Ltd or colored vinyl edi-
tions of the soundtracks to film-
buff favorites like Pretty in
Pink and Empire Records.
For those who dont want to get
caught in a stampede whilst
searching for that much-desired
Flaming Lips double-LP or the
Ozzy Osbourne Believer live
7-inch on Randy Rhoads-inspired
polka-dot vinyl, shops will be
giving away freebies ranging
fromSub Pop and Metal Blade
compilation CDs to a Def Jam
sampler on see-through vinyl.
Many shops will also offer free
live performances fromlocal
musicians. Dirt Vultures, These
Elk Forever and Halfling are
among those artists set to play
throughout the day at Embassy
Vinyl, while Musical Energi will
host Astorian Stigmata and Mock
Sun at 6 p.m.
At noon, Bret Alexander of
The Badlees will performa solo
set at the Gallery of Sound on
Mundy Street in Wilkes-Barre.
Not long ago, I took my kids
to Gallery of Sound, Alexander
said. As they were looking
around, I realized they had never
been in a record store before.
They thought it was the coolest
thing. Theres still something
special there. W
Record Store Day, Sat., April 21
Embassy Vinyl (342 Adams Ave., Scranton), noon-7 p.m.,
embassyvinyl.com
Gallery of Sound (all locations), 9 a.m.-9 p.m., galleryofsound.com
Musical Energi (59 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), 11 a.m.-6 p.m.,
musicalenergi.com
Waynes World Music (419 Memorial Highway, Dallas), noon-9 p.m.,
facebook.com/waynesworlddallas
Info: recordstoreday.com
Record Store Day
turns 5
By Bill Thomas
A Grateful Dead vinyl for Record Store Day, which is
Saturday, April 21.
Halfling will perform at Embassy Vinyl in Scranton
Saturday.
Mock Sun will perform at Musical Energi in
Wilkes-Barre on Record Store Day.
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CAR & BIKE EVENTS
Middle Of Nowhere Scooter
Club (MiddleOfNowhereSC@ya-
hoo.com, facebook.com/middleofno-
wheresc)
Rally: April 27-29, Stroudsburg.
BENEFITS / CHARITY
EVENTS
2nd Annual 5K Race &1-
Mile Family Fun Walk April 21,
registration 7:30-8:30 a.m., Holy
Rosary School, Stephenson St. Du-
ryea. Start/finish in front of school.
$20/run/walk fee, $10/students,
$25/family. Info: 570.574.5168
8th Annual Moonlight Walk/
Run April 29, Nay Aug Park, Scran-
ton. Registration/family festival, 3
p.m.; Kids Fun Run, 5 p.m.; 5K and
10K Walkers start, 5:30 p.m.; 5K and
10K Runners start, 6 p.m.; award
ceremony, 7:15 p.m. Benefits Chil-
drens Advocacy Center of NEPA.
Registration forms at 1710 Mulberry
St., Scranton, active.com, neparunne-
r.org. Info: 570.969.7313
Autism Coalition of Luzerne
County
Candlelight Vigil/Walk and Aware-
ness Fair: Vigil April 20, 6 p.m., Lu-
zerne County Court House (200 N.
River St., Wilkes-Barre). Walk/fair:
April 21, registration 8:30 a.m., walk 10
a.m., begins at Forty Fort Recreation
Complex (2009 Wyoming Ave.). Info:
570.760.3952
Big Brothers Big Sisters
30th Annual Bowl for Kids Sake:
April 21, noon, 1:30 p.m., Valley Lanes.
More money raised, more prizes won.
Register at bbbsnepa.org. All teams
must pre-register. Info: 800.955.4376.
Candys Place (570.714.8800)
Zumba Party: April 21, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.,
Dallas High School (2000 Conyngham
Ave., Dallas). $10. Info: Sweat Fitness
Studio, 287.3222
Fundraiser to Benefit the
Tyler T. Winstead Memorial
Fund April 19, noon-10 p.m., Cork Bar
& Restaurant. Ray Nemetz of Soul,
5-7 p.m. Lunch delivery available, call
570.270.3818, 881.4172, e-mail
ruth@corcoranpr.com. 25 percent
sales from day, tips will be donated.
Raffles.
MainStreet Chamber Lacka-
wanna County
Business Card Exchange/Fundrais-
er: April 30, 5-8 p.m., Barretts Pub
(474 Main St., Archbald). Free. Food,
cash bar. Seeking sponsors. Benefits
Womens Resource Center of Scran-
ton. To sign up, visit Lackawanna-
.mainstreetchamber.net.
A Night for Nick April 28, 5-10
p.m., Adventure Zone, Scranton. $25.
To honor Army Specialist Nick Sta-
back, injured in Afghanistan. Seeking:
Items for raffles, food donations,
paper products. To make monetary
donation, make check to A Night for
Nick, mail to P.O. Box 67 Archbald,
PA 18403. Proceeds go to Nick and
family. Info, to donate:
night4nick@yahoo.com,
570.878.0757.
Shine a Light for Autism
Campaign by New Story through
April 30. New Story locations selling
blue-colored light bulbs, $3, asking
them to be displayed outside homes
or businesses. Raise awareness/
funds for autism research, programs.
Info: newstory.com
Support Our Veterans Pasta
Dinner April 22, noon-4 p.m., Regal
Room, (214 Lackawanna Ave., Oly-
phant). Eat in/take out. $10. Includes
salad, rolls, dessert, coffee or tea.
Cash bar. Basket raffles, 50/50. For
tickets/info, call 570.383.9552, visit
NepaFriendsOfTheForgotten.org.
Benefits area Wounded Warriors, all
veterans issues in NEPA.
Victims Resource Center (71
North Franklin St, 570.823.0765,
www.vrcnepa.org)
27th Annual Geranium Sale: Pink/
red geraniums in 4 pots, $3.50 each.
Orders must be in by April 27. Avail-
able for pickup/delivery first week of
May. Proceeds benefit VRC. Info:
geraniums@vrcnepa.org
Wilkes-Barre YMCA
Healthy Kids Day: April 28, 10
a.m.-2 p.m., YMCA (40 W. North-
ampton St, Wilkes-Barre). Healthy-
snack making, gardening, swimming,
fitness classes, appearance by W-B
Fire Department Fire Safety Smoke
House. Call 570.823.2191 ext. 222,
e-mail linda.reilly@wbymca.org for
info.
Wyoming Valley Childrens
Association (570.288.4350)
Do It for the Kids 5K Run: April 25,
River Common at Millennium Circle,
Wilkes-Barre. Registration 5 p.m., 5k
start, 6 p.m., awards ceremony, 6:45
p.m. Info: 570.714.1246, lkozel-
sky@wvcakids.org.
Walk-a-Thon: April 28, registration
9 a.m. walk 10 a.m., awards/post-walk
celebration 10:45 a.m., WVCA Pre-
School (1133 Wyoming Ave., Forty
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 34
puzzles
ACROSS
1 Out of - (ailing)
6 Parallelogram type
11 Illegible handwriting
12 Arm of the
Mediterranean
14 Body image?
15 Bewitch, in a way
16 Raw rock
17 Vigorous
19 Copper head
20 SI and GQ, e.g.
22 Actor Holbrook
23 Test tube
24 Diminish
26 Echoes
28 Freddys street
30 Can makeup
31 Followed relentlessly
35 Amble
39 Scoop holder
40 Greek cross
42 Artist Joan
43 Is pluralized
44 Kingdom subdivisions
46 Weep
47 Panda chow
49 Nutty
51 Protect
52 Old numbers?
53 Board meeting topic
54 Reddish horses
DOWN
1 Ornamental beetle
2 Old El Paso competitor
3 Scoundrel
4 - company, ...
5 Laziness
6 Mini-stream
7 Derisive laugh
8 Lennons lady
9 In the sky
10 Tropical tree
11 Plant pore
13 Christmas refrains
18 Tholes hold it
21 Commemorative
pillar
23 Poison
25 Wapiti
27 Energy
29 Ways
31 Wound covers
32 Synagogue scrolls
33 Hemoglobin
deciency
34 Rotation duration
36 Nauseate
37 Glitches
38 Vacillates
41 Stomach woe
44 Flag holder
45 Car
48 - canto
50 Half a dance
last week
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theater listings
ACTORS CIRCLE AT
PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reser-
vations: 570.342.9707, actorscir-
cle.org)
Night Mother: May 10-13, 18-20; 8
p.m. Thurs.-Sat.; 2 p.m. Sun. $12/GA,
$10/seniors, $8/students. Discount
tickets preview night May 10, $8/GA,
seniors, students.
APPLAUSE THEATRE CO.
(applausetheatre.webs.com, applau-
setheatre@gmail.com)
Diva-Alive and Kicking Fundrais-
er: May 11-12, Good Shepherd (1780 N.
Washington Ave., Scranton). $30,
pre-sale only. Details on Facebook or
website. Info: 570.430.1149, do not call
church.
BLOOMSBURG THEATRE
ENSEMBLE
(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center
St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181,
800.282.0283, bte.org)
Ticket prices: $9-$25
In the Next Room, or The Vibrator
Play: May 3-20, parental discretion
advised.
DIETRICH THEATRE
(60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock,
570.996.1500, dietrichtheater.com)
The Mouses Marriage: April 27,
10 a.m., April 28, 11 a.m. Free, present-
ed by Dietrichs Childrens Theater.
Tickets at door, call.
HARRIS CONSERVATORY
FOR THE ARTS
(545 Charles St., Luzerne,
570.287.7977, joanharrisdancers.com)
Corciev, the Grieving Wood: April
28, 1 p.m., 5 p.m.; April 29, 2 p.m., E.L.
Meyers Auditorium, Wilkes-Barre. $14,
can be purchased at school. Sym-
phonic treatment of rock legends.
THE HOUDINI MUSEUM
THEATER
(1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton,
570.342.5555)
Psychic Theaters Haunted! Mys-
teries of THE Beyond: Nightly
through Sept. 15, curtain rises 7 p.m.
$35. Reservations required. 3 hours
or longer. For info, visit PsychicThea-
ter.com, call 570.383.9297.
KINGS COLLEGE
THEATRE:
(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.208.5825)
Neil Simons Rumors: April 19-21,
7:30 p.m. $10; students/senior citi-
zens, $5.
Evening of One Act Plays: April
24-26, 7:30 p.m. $1. Students direct,
produce, perform.
Brown Bag Theatre Series: April
24, 26, 12:40 p.m.; April 25, 12:10 p.m.
Free. One-act plays.
MUSIC BOX PLAYERS
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville:
570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or
musicbox.org)
All Shook Up: through April 29.
Musical comedy inspired by/featur-
ing songs of Elvis Presley. Tickets for
dinner and show, show only. Dinner
6:30 p.m., 8 p.m. curtain Fri.-Sat.;
dinner 1:30 p.m. with 3 p.m. curtain
Sun.
Enrollment open for Music Box
Theatre Academy: Sessions begin
May 14. Musical theater workshop for
ages 13-20. $275. Perform June 15-17.
Learn techniques in acting, singing,
dancing. Call for enrollment forms.
PENNSYLVANIA THEATER
FOR PERFORMING ARTS
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St.,
Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpash-
ows.org)
Steel Magnolias: Begins May 4,
dinner buffet 90 min. before show.
Show only: $16 adults, $14 seniors/
students 12+, $10 under 12. Dinner/
show: $32 adults, $28 seniors/stu-
dents, $20 children. Discounts avail-
able.
THE PHOENIX
PERFORMING ARTS
CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea,
570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb-
.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com)
Rent: April 20-May 6. Fri.-Sat., 8
p.m. Sun., 2 p.m. $12 ($1/every ticket
to benefit Red Cross AIDS Awareness
and Prevention). Red Cross and
PFLAG will hand out red ribbons/info
to audiences. For mature audiences.
Reservations recommended, call.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton)
Ballet Theatre of Scrantons
Phantom of the Opera: April 21, 7:30
p.m., $23.50-$33.75
Ballet Theatre of Scrantons Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs: May 9,
7 p.m., Scranton Cultural Center (420
N. Washington Ave.), $20.90-$24.
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, theshawneeplay-
house.com)
Evening of Comedy: April 20-22,
27-29, Fri.-Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.
Opening reception April 20, compli-
mentary wine and hors doeuvres, 7
p.m. $18/adults, $10/children, $15/
seniors, students. Meal/theater
packages available.
THE UNIVERSITY OF
SCRANTON
(Royal Theatre of the McDade Center
for Literary and Performing Arts)
A Year with Frog and Toad: April
27-29, May 4-5; Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun.,
2 p.m. Ticket prices vary. Call
570.941.4318. W
-- compiled by Amanda
Riemensnyder, Weekender
Intern
Send your listings to:
weekender@theweekender.com,
90 E. Market Street
Wilkes-Barre PA18703 or fax to
570.831.7375. Deadline for
publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
novel approach
I
n Collected Poems, Jack
Gilbert showcases a breath-
taking poetry collection of
more than half a centurys
work. Gilbert, a Pulitzer Prize
finalist for poetry, has shown
the world age is never a deter-
rent presenting his best
book of poetry in his lifetime,
about his lifetime.
In this collection of poetry,
Gilbert has specially selected
poems from each of his past
collections as well as more
recent pieces. Each of his
poems encompasses a form
that greatly varies from the
next, demonstrating that Gil-
bert does not adhere to his
poetry being defined by a
precise structure. Instead, his
creation of poetry stems from
free verse colliding with imag-
ery.
Throughout the book, Gil-
bert manages to offer great
clarity and candidness, making
his ability to come across to
readers nearly seamless.
For example, in the poem
Myself Considered As The
Monster In The Foreground,
Gilbert writes: Safe and help-
less, the monster must fashion
his own blessing or doom. He
goes down as it is in the na-
ture to go down but goes down
with a difference, down to the
mountain. The poem, like
many others throughout the
collection, seems to touch
upon the theme of darkness
vs. light. In this case, the idea
that even a monster is capable
of mercy in seeking salvation
still it is a beast bent on
grace.
Other notable themes in-
clude classical mythology,
music, sex and, more impor-
tantly, humanitys struggle
with mortality. The connection
of these themes is appropri-
ately compiled within the
book, becoming a testament of
Gilberts experience as a poet.
The collection ultimately
becomes a timeline of Gil-
berts life, taking readers
through highs and lows to
experimental phases of his
writing.
There are many standout
poems throughout the book,
but some personal favorites
include: House On The Cali-
fornia Mountain, Fidelity
and Midnight Is Made Of
Bricks. While an extensive
compilation, readers should
not find it too difficult to
finish the work in a matter of
days, if not hours. The poetry
has a sense of rhythm and pull
that becomes addictive.
The vastness of the work
represents Gilberts achieve-
ment of not only withstanding
decades of literary criticism,
but also time in general. More
than anything, this momentous
volume demonstrates Gilberts
continued ability to shine
while still maintaining a sense
of humbleness throughout.
Overall, Gilberts Collected
Poems is an investment that
will continue to have merit in
the years to come. While many
books come and go throughout
your life, this anthology will
remain an essential work.
Timeline
of a wordsmith
Collected Poems
by Jack Gilbert
Rating: W W W W W
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By Janelle Engle
from a
barbie chick
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fter spending too many
days cooped up in the
house and being un-
able to wear open-toed shoes
for the majority of the win-
ter, I think I have a bit of
cabin fever or rather, spring
fever. Now that the days are
getting sunnier by the week
and stores have put all their
winter bulky items on clear-
ance, its officially spring-
time, and I have no inten-
tions of holding back from
these trends anymore.
Starting with the most
obvious, you cant go into
any store nowadays without
being overwhelmed by color
blocking, probably the hot-
test trend of this year in
general. While its easy to
be attracted to the fun,
bright-neon color blocking
that is great for a night out,
you can also color block
with soft pastels for a more-
casual look. Its all about
not being afraid to mix col-
ors that pop. Usually two
colors is not enough and
looks unfinished its best
to have three different colors
to complete the look, even if
one of them is a neutral like
white. Look for pastel denim
jeans which are a great tran-
sition item because as soon
as the temperature starts to
hit 80 degrees every day,
you can cut those pale-pink
denim jeans into the perfect
summer shorts.
Lace is another huge
trend, in particular white
lace, which pairs nicely with
the pastel colors of this sea-
son. Its a more feminine
option than winters black-
lace trend and about being
soft and simple. It is easily
worn and looks appealing on
everyone.
My simplest suggestion for
updating your wardrobe from
winter to spring is to stop
wearing black and gray col-
ors. Its easy to get stuck in
a wintertime rut of drab
colors and blend in with the
crowd, but once the suns
out, you want the colors you
wear to be as bright and
cheerful as possible.
Pastels are huge. A pale
pink, yellow or blue addition
to your wardrobe can be just
the thing you need to get
you out of that wintertime
funk. Even if its just simple
going from black nail polish
to a pale pink, its all about
fun playful colors to get you
in the mood for spring and
summer sunshine. W
Lace thats white is always right.
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BSCC OF CGA PRESENTS AT BLOOMSBURG UNIVERSITY
Thurs., April 26, 1-3pm
SSC Patio ust have valid 8.0. l0;
2 Tickets per l0; 2 l0 max. per student
Thurs., ApriI 26, 1-3pm, SSC Patio
THUR8DAY, APRL 26
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EVENTS
2nd Annual Clifton R. Lewis
Good Life Foundation: Celeb-
rity Basketball Game Dunk
Contest & 3-Point Shootout
April 28, doors 6:30 p.m., Greater
Nanticoke Area High School (425
Kosciuszko St., Nanticoke). $7 dona-
tion. NFL players, musicians, half
court, shot contest, Steve Mclendon,
Michael AirDogg Stewart.
April Show with The Magics,
Kaelyn Marie & Texas Jeff
April 21, 6-11 p.m., St. Josephs Hall
(May St., Jenkins Twp.). $35, includes
buffet 6:45-8 p.m., beer, wine, soda
free. No tickets at door. Blondie from
B.P. Catering. Call 570.457.7665,
342.4923.
Back Mountain Chamber
Business and Community Expo:
April 18, 4-7 p.m., Misericordia Uni-
versity. To register, call
570.675.9380, visit BackMountain-
Chamber.org. Back Mountain Histor-
ical Association event, 7-9 p.m.
Browndale Fire Co. (Route 247,
620 Marion St., Browndale,
43fire.com)
Homemade Pierogi For Sale:
donation $6/dozen. Potato and
cheese. To order, contact any mem-
ber, call 570.499.4908, e-mail
jdoyle@nep.net, go online.
Choral Arts of Luzerne
County (www.choralartslc.org)
Spring Concerts: April 28, 7:30
p.m., Presbyterian Church (97 S.
Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre); April 29, 3
p.m., Christ Lutheran Church (210 W.
Green St., Hazleton). $15/adults,
$10/students, seniors, tickets at door,
in advance from chorus members or
by sending check payable to Choral
Arts of Luzerne County, 190 South
Sprague Ave., Kingston.
Clifford United Methodist
Church (Main St. Clifford)
Chicken-n-Biscuit or Ham Dinner:
April 24, 4-6 p.m. Take out or dine,
$7.95 donation, dinner, dessert,
drink.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500,
www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar
of events:
Kids Classes:
Quilting for Kids: Monkeys
Wrench: Wed., through June 13,
3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. Call to
register.
All About Poetry and Sculpture:
Ages 5-8: April 18, 25, 4-5:30 p.m.;
Ages 9-12, April 19, 26, 4-5:30 p.m.
$35/4 classes. Call to register.
Young Art: Pottery for Preschool-
ers: April 19, 26, 10-10:45 a.m. Ages
4-5. $35. Call to register.
Intergenerational Classes:
Golden Days of Radio Players:
Tues., through May 22, 7-9 p.m. Free.
Call to register.
Quilting for Everyone: Arrowhead
Star: Wed., through June 13, 6-7:30
p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. Call to regis-
ter.
Open Studio and Portfolio Prep:
Tues., 7-8:30 p.m. April 24; May 1, 8,
15, 22; ongoing, $15/class, $60/all
classes. Call to register.
Adult Classes:
Pottery for Beginners: 7-8:30 p.m.
Series 1: April 18, 25; Series 2: May 2,
9, 16, 23; Series 3: May 30, June 6, 20,
27. Ages 13+. $60/class. Call to regis-
ter.
Decorative Painting: April 18, 25,
May 16, 23, 30. Ages 16+. $20/class
plus cost of painting surface. Pre-
registration required, call to register.
Knit a Ruffled Scarf: April 23, 7-9
p.m. Ages 16+. $35. Call to register.
Special Events:
Titanic Memorabilia Exhibit:
through April. Free.
Tom Knight Puppet Show: April 19,
1:30 p.m. Free. Call for details.
Spring 2012 Film Festival (through
April 26, excluding opening night
gala, $8 before 6 p.m., $9 evenings.
Visit website for movies and show
times):
Mid-Festival Movie Discussion:
April 21, 11 a.m. Free, registration not
required.
Doug Smith Music (dougsmith-
bass@comcast.net, 570.343.7271)
April 20, 8-9:30 p.m., Scranton
Cultural Center Shopland Hall (Wash-
ington Ave., Scranton). Robert Dale
Chorale. The Great American Song-
book.
April 21, 28, May 12, 8:30-11 p.m.,
Skytop Lodge, Skytop. 16-piece big
band. Info: 595.7401
Family Service Association
of Wyoming Valley 10th An-
niversary Gala and Auction
April 21, 6-11 p.m., Westmoreland Club,
Wilkes-Barre. $110/PP donation, live
and silent auction. Info: 570.823.5144
ext. 309, fsawv.ruthkemmerer@veri-
zon.net
Free Community Dinner April
21, 4:30-6:30 p.m., St. Pauls United
Methodist Church (corner Birch St.,
Prospect Ave., Scranton). All wel-
come.
The Great American Song-
book Presented by Robert
Dale Chorale and Doug
Smith Jazz Trio April 20, 8 p.m.,
Shopland Hall, Scranton Cultural
Center. $15/GA, $12/seniors, WVIA
members, $7/students, free/under 12.
Drinks/desserts available for pur-
chase. Info/tickets: robertdalech-
orale.org, 570.586.3921
Greater Hazleton Chamber
of Commerce events (20 W.
Broad St.):
Chamber Breakfast Program:
Senator John Yudichak, April 25
7:45-9 a.m., Keystone Job Corps
Center Culinary Arts Building $20/
members, $25/public; Luzerne Coun-
ty Manager Robert Lawton, May 31;
Senator John Gordner, June 21.
The Greater Scranton
Chamber of Commerce
events:
16th Annual Community Reading
Day: April 25, 9 a.m. Volunteers
needed to spend hour with second
graders. Individuals or companies.
Info: 570.342.7711, mpotis@scran-
tonchamber.com.
Kings College: (133 North River
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or
www.kings.edu) events:
Cantores Christi Regis Spring
Concert: April 21, 7:30 p.m., J. Carroll
McCormick Campus Ministry Center.
Free. Info: 208.6044
Dr. Nancy Sherman, Georgetown
University, to evaluate inner lives of
soldiers, moral costs of modern
warfare: April 24, 6:30 p.m., Sheehy-
Farmer Campus Center. Free. Info:
208.5900, ext. 5781
Lackawanna College events
(Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scran-
ton, 570.955.1455)
The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m.
$25-$30, $15/students.
Environmental Institute events:
(Rt. 435, Covington Twp.,
570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu)
Man on Earth: through April 20.
Earl Lehman and his students, exhib-
it investigates mans impact on the
planet. Refreshments. Free. Info:
earllehman.com.
Natural Wonders: Inside of an Egg:
every other Thurs., through June 7,
1-2:30 p.m. Ages 3-5 and guardian.
$40/series of 6. Pre-registration
required.
Art in Nature: Ceramics for Se-
niors: April 19, 26, 2-4 p.m. Hand
building techniques, includes pottery
wheel. No experience necessary.
$100, all materials provided. Pre-
payment required. Make-up dates
available.
Art in Nature: Childrens Clayplay:
April 19, 26, 6-8 p.m. Hand building
techniques including pinch, coil and
slab pottery. No experience neces-
sary. Kids 7+. $100 per person, all
materials provided. Pre-payment
required. Make-up dates available.
Leadership Lackawanna
events
Night at the Races Fundraiser:
April 28, 7-10:30 p.m.
Marywood University events
(2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton,
www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211)
Orchestra Concert: April 28, 7:30
p.m., Sette LaVerghetta Center for
Performing Arts. Free. For info, visit
marywood.edu/mtd.
Misericordia University
events (www.misericordia.edu,
570.674.6400, box office 674.6719):
Ensemble Evening: Dance: April
19, 7:30 p.m., Lemmond Theater,
Walsh Hall. Free, open to public.
Open House: April 21, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
Info: 675.4449, 1.866.262.6363
Ensemble Evening: Music: April
25, 7:30 p.m., Lemmond Theater,
Walsh Hall. Free, open to public.
The NEPA Miners: (www.nepa-
miners.com or 570.604.4438)
Grand Opening of Sports Fever:
April 21, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Mall at Steam
Noxen Volunteer Fire Com-
pany Breakfast Buffet April
22, 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Stull Road Fire Hall,
Noxen. $7.50/adults, $4/under 12.
The Osterhout Free Library
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.osterhout.info,
570.821.1959)
Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed.,
5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m.
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 36
AGENDA, FROM PAGE 31
Lets go out tonight
Phoenix Theatrics will present Rent Friday, April 20 through Sunday, May 6 at the Phoenix Per-
forming Arts Centre (409 Main St., Duryea). Tickets are $12 and the performances will benefit the
Red Cross for HIV/AIDS awareness and prevention.
The cast of Rent has participated in a number of activities in preparation for the local produc-
tion, including the composition of a memorial that will be displayed in the lobby honoring cast
members friends and family who have died of AIDS. They will also donate two squares to the
National AIDS Quilt The Names Project with a donation. Additionally, the Red Cross will be
pinning red ribbons at every show.
Show times are 8 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays and 2 p.m. on Sundays. Rent is recommended
for mature audiences as it includes material involving drugs, sexuality and strong language. For
reservations, call 570.457.3589.
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Knit & Crochet Group: April 28,
10:30 a.m.-noon. All ages.
Peace and Justice Centers
Annual Dinner April 23, 6 p.m.,
Kirby Memorial Health Center (71 N.
Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre). $35/
person, $275/table, $15/students,
reduced income.
Penn State Wilkes-Barre
events:
Alumni Offer Blue & White Football
Game Bus Trip: April 21, bus trip to
Blue & White Game at Beaver Stadi-
um. $40, includes transportation,
tailgate before/after (game admis-
sion free), raffle. To RSVP, call
570.675.9228, e-mail klb14@psu.edu,
visit wb.psu.edu/Alumni/alume-
vents.htm.
Great Books at Hayfield: April 23, 6
p.m. Hayfield House, Room H-105.
Discussion on Madame Bovary by
Gustave Flaubert. Bring covered dish.
Info: 570.675.9269
Safe Haven Dog Rescue
(www.SafeHavenPa.org, Safe-
Haven@epix.net)
Adoption Day: April 28, 10 a.m.-2
p.m., Bergers Agway (Rte. 209,
Brodheadsville). Dogs available to
meet and get to know. Pre-adoption
application with references, home
visit required prior to adoption.
Scranton Cultural Center
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton,
570.346.7369)
Up and Coming Comedy: April 21, 8
p.m., ft. headliner Jimmy Roundboy
Graham, opener Cal Verduchi, emcee
The Prospector from Rock 107 and
music by Michael Baresse. $16.
Scranton Fraternal Order of
Eagles No. 314 Spring Craft
Fair April 21, 10 a.m. Free to attend.
Avon, Mary Kay, Dove Chocolate,
jewelry, woodworking, cake bakers,
homemade bows. Info: 570.961.5495
St. Stephens Episcopal Pro-
Cathedral (35 S. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.346.4600)
Food Pantry open Mon.-Fri.,
noon-4 p.m.
Clothing Closet: free clothing for
men, women, children. Open Tues.,
4-6:30 p.m., Wed., noon-3:30 p.m.
Tunkhannock Business and
Professional Women
Wine Down at the Dietrich: April
26, doors 6:15 p.m., showing of The
Help 7:30 p.m. Wine, chocolate,
raffles. Advance tickets, $25, call
570.836.2111.
Unified Fighting Arts Asso-
ciation (570.675.9535, ufa-a.com)
April: Bring a Friend Month
Movie Night: April 21, 6-10 p.m.
Dr. Tomalinas Seminar (Chiroprac-
tor - Reiki and Eastern Medicine):
April 24, 7-8:30 p.m.
Unity: A Center for Spiritual
Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.824.7722)
A Course in Miracles / Holistic
Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:30-
8:30 p.m.
Meditation Chakra Clearing
Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m.
$8. Oneness meditation, chakra
clearing/energization, transfer of
Divine Energy. Welcome beginning,
experienced meditators, all paths.
Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoymi-
nistry.com.
The University of Scranton
events:
Campus Take Back the Night
Pre-Rally: April 19, 4:30 p.m., Dionne
Campus Green. Call 570.941.6194.
Earth Week Fair Trade Vendors
Fair: April 20, 1-5 p.m. Free. Dionne
Campus Green. Call 570.941.7520.
Gospel Extravaganza: April 21, 1
p.m., Moskovitz Theater, DeNaples
Center. Free. Call 570.941.7401.
Spring Concert hosted by USPB:
April 21, 8 p.m., Byron Complex. 18+.
Call 570.941.7463.
Earth Day Fair: April 24, 10 a.m.-1
p.m., patio, DeNaples Center. Rain
location: McIlhenny Ballroom, De-
Naples Center. Free. Call
570.941.7520.
Schemel Forum Courses, $60/
person, $100/couple. To register,
contact 570.941.7816, fetskok2@scran-
ton.edu:
Madness, Mystery and Murderous
Desire: Charles Dickens Bleak
House: April 24, reading week/no
class; May 1, 8. Weinberg Memorial
Library, 6-7:15 p.m.
Waverly Community House
(1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly,
570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org)
events:
Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed.,
7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic &
advanced ballroom, swing. $15/
person. For info, call Vince Brust at
489.3111.
20th Annual Spring Show: April 28,
10 a.m.-5 p.m., April 29, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
The Flippin Bird, Paul Funke Photog-
raphy, Ethan Allen, Sugar Plum
Chocolates, more. Raffle. Show
tickets $6 at door, $5.50 with show
card/ad.
Wayne County Builders As-
sociation
Chapter 102 Briefing with Secre-
tary of DEP Michael Krancer: April 24,
The Waterfront Banquet Center at
Erhhardts, Tafton. Presentation 5:30
p.m., Q&A and dinner, 7 p.m. $40.
Reservations required, call
570.226.4941.
Spring Home and Garden Festival:
April 28, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., April 29, 9
a.m.-4 p.m., Ladore Lodge Camp
Retreat & Conference Center, Way-
mart. Free. Vendors wanted. Food,
arts and crafts vendors, seminars,
raffles, auction, more. Vendor starts
$125 depending on booth size, loca-
tion. Info: WayneCountyBuilders.com,
570.226.4941.
6th Annual Childrens LEGO Build-
ing Contest: April 28, sign-in 1 p.m.,
contest 1:30 p.m. Ladore Lodge Camp
Retreat & Conference Center, Way-
mart. Ages 5-8, 9-12. Prizes. Pre-
registration required. For form, call
570.226.4941, visit Estemerwalt Log
Homes (505 Adams Pond Road,
Honesdale).
West Pittston Rams Parents
Association 1st Annual Golf
Tournament April 28, Four Sea-
sons Golf Course (750 Slocum Ave.,
Exeter). Funds go to purchase of
safety equipment for football, cheer-
leading departments. $50, $100
sponsors, call 570.954.0329. Info:
westpittstonrams.com.
Wilkes-Barre Barbershop
Harmony Society events:
60th Annual Concert: April 21, 7:30
p.m., Wyoming Area High School,
Exeter. $15, $20, at door. Wheel
House, District Champs, Internation-
al Finalist Quartet, Columbia-Mont,
Men in Harmony. Info: 570.696.3385,
287.2476
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Wilkes University (84 W. South
St, Wilkes-Barre, 1.800.Wilkes.U)
Max Rosenn Lecture Series in Law
and Humanities: April 22, 7:30 p.m.
Honorable Cory Booker.
Wyoming Seminary Per-
forming Arts Institute (201
North Sprague Avenue, Kingston,
570.270.2186). Events free and open
to public.
Civic Orchestra Spring Concert:
April 22, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228
Wyoming Ave., Kingston). Hansel and
Gretel Prelude, Symphony No. 9,
Beethovens Triple Concerto. Free,
open to public. Info: 270.2192
Your Dogs Place, LLC (your-
dogsplace.com)
PetTech Pet First Aid Course: April
22, noon-4 p.m. 2-day course. Basics
of pet first aid. $125, includes light
refreshments. To sign up: yourdog-
splace@yahoo.com,570.729.8977.
HISTORY
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber-
ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
4th International Migratory Bird
Day: April 28, 1-4 p.m. World-wide
event in celebration/support of
migratory bird conservation. Conser-
vation of Rare Species lecture, 1-2
p.m.; Painting Nature, 2-3 p.m.; Rap-
tors Rule lecture, 3-4 p.m. Work-
shops: Can Birds Talk?; Birds as
Symbols Tour; Avian Adaptation;
Feathers & Flies; Birds & Books;
Guided tours. Free w/ paid admis-
sion.
Luzerne County Historical
Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net)
154th Annual Dinner Meeting: April
19, reception 6 p.m., dinner 7 p.m.
100th Anniversary of Titanic Tragedy,
Stories of The Wilkes-Barre Titanic
Passengers. Westmoreland Club.
Free parking. $65/members, $75/non-
members.
Family History Seminar / Search-
ing for Our Ancestors: Navigating
Federal, State and Local Records:
April 21, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m., Luzerne
County Community College, Educa-
tional Conference Center, Nanticoke.
Registration $45. Info: genpa.org,
execdir@genpa.org.
LEARNING
A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre
Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570)
Mom and Me art classes: every
Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies.
Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to
register.
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna
Ave., Scranton, 570.969.1040 or
Artistsforart.com)
Childrens Art Start: Sat. through
May 12, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $80, ages 6-12.
Drawing, painting, clay.
Theatre for Children: Wed. through
May 9, 4:30-6 p.m. $75, ages 4 and
up.
Academy of Northern Mar-
tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston)
Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For
Health and Defense. Adult & Chil-
drens Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First
class free. Walk-ins welcome, call
371.9919, 817.2161 for info.
Art Classes at the Georgia-
na Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader
Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387,
gcraybart-artworks.com)
Adult (Ages 13+): Mon., Tues.,
noon-4 p.m. (3 hrs painting, 1 hr
group critique), $30/class payable
monthly. Tues., Wed., 6-9 p.m. (stu-
dent chooses length of time), $15/1 hr,
$18/1 1/2 hrs, $20/2 hrs, $25/2 1/2 hrs,
$30/3 hrs, per class payable monthly.
Children: Ages 9-12, Mon.-Wed.,
4:30-5:30 p.m., $15/class payable
monthly. Ages 13+, joins adult class,
individuals select amount of time to
participate. Portfolio prep instruction
available for college bound students.
Private lessons available.
ArtWorks Gallery & Studio
(502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton.
570.207.1815):
Childrens Spring Workshops:
Art Start: Sat., through May 12,
12:30-1:30 p.m. $80 for 6-week series
in drawing, painting, clay.
Theatre: Wed., through May 9,
4:30-6 p.m.
Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627
N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500)
Self-Defense Class taught by
Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon.
& Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10.
Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs.,
7-9 p.m. $10.
Ballroom Dancing Class April
19-June 14, Thurs., 6-7 p.m., Mid-Valley
Senior Center (310 Church St., Jes-
sup). $5/class 55+, $7/class others.
Taught by certified members of
Dance Educators of America Joanne
and Ed Samborski. Foxtrot, waltz,
swing, rumba, tango, samba, hustle,
more. Call 570.489.4415.
Ballroom Dance Class through
June 29, Fri., 12:30-1:30 p.m. U.N.C.
South Side Senior Center (425 Alder
St., Scranton). Taught by certified
members of Dance Educators of
America. Foxtrot, samba, waltz,
rumba, swing, more. $5/class for 55+,
$7/class others. Info: 570.346.2487
Carbondale Chiropractic
Center (267 Brooklyn St.,
570.282.1240, www.carbondalechi-
ropractic.com).
Run with Doc: Sun. 9-10 a.m. at
Lake Scranton. Jog around Lake
Scranton with Dr. Andrew Rivera.
Visit Website for info.
Core Chiropractic Center (180
United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
570.718.1672)
Integrated Energy Therapy (IET)
Basic Level Class: April 22, 9 a.m.-6
p.m.$195. Reference manual, certifica-
tion. No experience necessary. Pre-
registration required, call
570.417.9662.
Dankos Core Wrestling
Strength Training Camp
(DankosAllAmericanFitness.com)
Four sessions/week, features two
clinics, two core strength. 4 ses-
sions/week. Increase power, speed,
agility. Group discounts, coaches,
teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website
or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989
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Downtown Arts at Arts
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art-
syouniverse.com)
Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat.,
10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper
mache, more. $15, includes supplies.
For info or to register, call 817.0176.
Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance:
Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermedi-
ate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call
343.2033 for info.
Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., begin-
ners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m.
$10. Call 836.7399 for info.
Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30
p.m. Pre-registration required. Call
553.2117 for info.
African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m.
Traditional African moves with jazz
and hip-hop. $10, registration re-
quired, call 212.9644 or visit hipbody-
soul.com for info.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber-
ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
Everybodys Art New Series of
Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop
members, $30 non-members. Pre-
registration required.
Rosen Method easy movement
program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art
gallery, $5/class, free to members.
Must pre-register.
Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m.
Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Pre-
registration required, groups wel-
come. For info, to register, call or
e-mail education@everhart-mu-
seum.org.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
First visit free. Wrestling funda-
mentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No
Gi. Call for info.
Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
Non-combative class.
Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
info.
Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191)
Accepting new students. Children
(age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.;
Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private
lesson also available.
Learn Hapkido. Self defense applica-
tions. $50 monthly, no contract.
Guitar & Bass Lessons avail-
able from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek
Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16
per hour. All ages, all styles of music,
all levels. Call 570.788.4797 for info.
Hazleton Art League (225 E.
Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.0092,
Hazletonsartleague.org)
Figure Drawing Class: through
April 30, Mon., 4-7 p.m. Call
570.453.1337 for info.
Kiss Theatre Company (58
Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre,
570.829.1901, kisstheatre.org)
Spring/Summer 2012 workshops:
Frog And Toad: Sat., 10 a.m.-noon,
starts April 28. Ages 4-10. Perform-
ances in July. $250 + $50 admin fee.
Kwonkodo Lessons by reser-
vation at The Hapkido Teakwondo
Institute (210 Division St., Kingston).
$40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for
info.
Misericordia University
Non-credit Art Classes (50
Lake St., registration required, closes
two weeks before start of class,
570.674.6289)
Independent Study: Ages 15+. May
5, 12, 19, 26. Register by April 21.
NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway
Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pitt-
ston, 570.654.6194, www.mys-
pace.com/nepabonsai).
Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m.
Features business sessions, demon-
strations/programs/workshops.
Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047
Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839,
nejujitsu.com)
Open 7 days/week, offers training in
Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
boxing, Judo, Womens self defense.
Group, private self defense classes
available by appointment.
Olympic Style Fencing classes
at The Fencing Exchange, above AFA
Gallery, 514 Lackawanna Ave., Scran-
ton, Mon.-Thurs. Foil, saber, epee
taught. For info, call 570.969.1224.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran-
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.821.1959)
Celebrate Money Smart Week:
Financial Literacy Information Fair:
April 21, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Reading room.
Info on how to save money; bank,
credit union, govt agencies. Free.
A Tale of Two Brothers: Teaching
Children to Save: April 21, 2:30-3:30
p.m. Free.
How to Grow a Backyard Garden
Without Much Space: April 23, 6:45
p.m., North Branch Library. Also, how
to save money when cooking. Call
570.822.4660 to register.
Phoenix Performing Arts
Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea,
570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb-
.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com)
Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee La-
Chette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults &
kids. $10/hour, $5/second class.
E-mail or call 991.1817.
Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo
Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call
991.1817.
Pocono Arts Council (18 N.
Seventh St., Stroudsburg.
570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org)
Ongoing Adult Classes
Oil Painting: April 19, 26, May 10, 17,
24, 31, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members;
$80/non-members; $60/seniors
members; $65/senior non-members.
Materials list.
Adult Classes
Drawing Workshop: April 18, 25,
May 9, 16, 23, 30, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
$72/members; $80/non-members;
$60/senior members; $65/senior
non-members. Materials list.
Watercolor Painting: April 23, 30,
May 7, 14, 21, 28, 1:30-4:30 p.m. No
previous drawing ability required.
$72/members; $80/non-members;
$60/senior members; $65/senior
non-members. Materials list.
Create a Bog Jacket: April 24, 6-8
p.m. Need: 2 yards muslin 44-45, 2
yards cotton with one-way design, 2
yards cotton with one-way design,
piece of fabric 1/2-1 yard, decorations.
$60/membersl; $70/non-members;
$50/senior members; $55/non-
members.
Royce Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Net-
work, Scranton. Day, evening class-
es for men, women, children. Ongo-
ing classes 6 days/week. Covers
sport, combat, self-defense aspects
of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. For info visit
gracie-nepa.com or call 570.347.1107.
School of Combat Arts (24
Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre,
570.468.9701, schoolofcombat-
arts.com)
Be a fighter or at least train like one.
Open 6 days/week. Classes in Brazi-
lian Jiu Jitsu, submission grappling,
Russian Sambo, Muay Thai kick-
boxing, boxing, MMA, Ninjutsu. Class-
es for men, women, kids. Group/
private classes available. $200/6
months (save $130) or MMA for
$300/6 months (save $180). First
week free. Enrolling kids classes now
for $35/month.
Something Special: (23 West
Walnut Street Kingston,
570.540.6376, angiethear-
tist@aol.com, www.angelademu-
roart.com)
MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car-
tooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art
of Japanese cartooning. 4-week
session, supplies included: $60 per
child. Call or e-mail to register.
Southside Senior Center (425
Alder St., Scranton, 570.346.2487)
Language Partnership English &
Spanish Classes: Fri., 10 a.m. Free,
open to all. For info, call 346.0759.
World Class Boxing (239
Schuyler Ave., Kingston,
www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061)
Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Boot-
camp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact pro-
gram
Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing
programs, striking for MMA & compe-
tition training, womens-only kick-
boxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more.
MIND AND BODY
Absolute Pilates with Leslie
(263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit,
www.pilateswithleslie.com)
Classes: Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m.
Private training on Cadillac, Reform-
er and Wunda Chair, along with
Pilates mat classes, stability ball
core classes, more. Check website
for updates.
Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272)
PrivateYoga Instruction w/ certi-
fied senior Instructor of Himalayan
Institute. 24 years experience. Learn
secrets of Himalayan Masters. Les-
sons include asana, pranayama,
meditation, relaxation, ayruveda,
holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session
Balance Ultimate Fitness
(Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840)
Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp:
Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat,
9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes
for $150.
Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boule-
vard Ave., Dickson City,
570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com,
info@bellasyoga.com)
All workshops $15, pre-registration
suggested.
Sun. Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features
Alternating Vinyasa style yoga w/
yoga fusion.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan-
nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock:
570.996.1500)
Kundalini Yoga: April 21, 28, May 5,
12, 19, 10-11:30 a.m. Ages 16+. $60/series
of 6 classes, $15/single class. Bring
yoga mat, blanket. Call to register.
Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m.
Series 1: April 18, 25, May 2, 9, 16;
Series 2: May 23, 30, June 6, 13, 20,
27, $60/6 classes, $15/single class.
Call to register.
Egyptian Belly Dance Class-
es with Dianna Shahein. Call
570.343.2033 for various times/
locations. Private/group classes
available.
Goddess Creations Shop &
Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Sum-
mit, 570.575.8649, info@goddess-
creations.net)
Tarot Card Readings by Rev.
Whitney Mulqueen by appointment.
Call.
Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m.
at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern
(26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for
15-20 min.
Monthly astrology workshop with
Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call.
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 42
White knight
Singer/songwriter Jordan White will perform Friday, April 20 at
6 p.m. at Wegmans Market Cafe (220 Highland Park Blvd.,
Wilkes-Barre).
White has opened for the likes of Third Eye Blind, Vertical Hori-
zon, Katharine McPhee and Bowling For Soup. His EP, Four
Songs, is now available.
For more info, visit jordanwhitemusic.com.
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POETIC
Arts Seen Gallery (21 Public
Square, Wilkes-Barre)
Third Friday Poetry: April 20, 8
p.m. Writer, engineer, environmental-
ist Richard Aston reads Valley
Voices. Open spoken word to follow.
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
(Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre,
570.829.4210)
Signings:
Stephanie Longo, author of Imag-
es of America: Dunmore: April 21, 2-4
p.m.
Jim Thorpe Arts in Motion
(434 Center St., Jim Thorpe,
570.483.8640, jtartsinmotion.com)
Reading the Leaves: Tea, Text and
Tarot/April is Poetry Month: April 20,
doors 7:30 p.m., reading 8 p.m.,
featuring Philadelphia poet/spoken-
word artist Alllisss and local musi-
cian/songwriter John David Abrose,
more. Specialty teas, light refresh-
ments. Poetry, prose, musicians,
playwrights, etc. welcome. 18+. $10
online, $12 door.
Kings College Events:
(133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre,
570.208.5900, www.kings.edu)
Campion Literary Society Open
Readings: April 19, 7:30 p.m., Gold
Room, sixth floor, Administration
Building, N. River St. Info:
570.208.5900, ext. 5487.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran-
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.821.1959)
Word Fountain Premiere: April 19,
6-8 p.m. Editors debut new issue of
librarys literary magazine. Select
contributors will read. Light refresh-
ments.
Pittston Memorial Library
(47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmem-
lib@comcast.net)
The Friends Meetings: 4th Thurs.
of month, 6:30 p.m. New members
always welcome.
Family Wii Free Play Event: April 21,
noon-3 p.m.
Hangout Club Teen Book Club:
April 23, 6 p.m.
Earth Day Activities:
Recycle DVD case into mini green-
house for beans: April 19. Free. Call to
register.
Plymouth Public Library (107
W. Main St., Plymouth, 570.779.4775)
Paddlemania Fundraiser: April
27, doors 5 p.m., event 6-9 p.m.,
American Legion (33 Center Ave.,
Plymouth). $5/adults, call for tickets.
Bearfoot Books, Scentsy, Tastefully
Simple, more. Food, games, refresh-
ments.
University of Scranton
Donations Sought for Weinberg
Memorial Librarys annual spring
book/plant sale. All used titles;
hardcover, paperback, childrens
books, cookbooks, fiction, non-
fiction. Videos, CDs, cassettes, re-
cords, tag sale items. Drop-off boxes
on Monroe Ave. side of Library until
April 25. Info: 570.941.4078.
Valley Community Library
(739 River St., Peckville, 570.489.1765,
lclshome.org)
Comedy Tonight, Jay Grove,
George Callo: April 19, 7 p.m., Scran-
ton Cultural Center, Masonic Temple,
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton).
$20, tickets available at library, call
614.3313, 489.2837.
VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna
Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or
Artistsforart.org)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
Ashley Gries Exhibit for Keystone
College Senior Exhibition: through
April.
ARTSPACE Gallery (18 N. 7th
St., Stroudsburg, artspacegallery.net)
The Art of the Image: through
April 22. Artist/poet reception April
18, 5:30-7 p.m.
ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lacka-
wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815,
artworksnepa.com)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.,
Sat., noon-3 p.m., or by appointment.
Rising Artists from Keystone
College Senior Exhibition: through
April 28.
Gallery at the Pocono Com-
munity Theater (88 S. Courtland
St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456.
poconocommunitytheater.org)
The Alchemist Cookbook:
through April 22, gallery 1. John
Kolbek.
Far From the Madding Crowd:
through April 22. Photographer
Sherwood Samet.
The Linder Gallery at Keys-
tone College (570.945.8335,
keystone.edu/lindergallery)
Bill Tersteeg and Students exhibi-
tion (ceramics): through April 29.
Mahady Gallery (Marywood
University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary-
wood.edu/galleries.)
Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9
a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.;
Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m.
Senior Exhibition 2012: through
April 22.
Marquis Art & Frame (122 S.
Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518)
Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Trio Manifesto-selected works by
Mark Maglioli, Sue Obaza, Bernadette
Harrison: through April 28, Second
floor gallery.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine St., Scranton,
www.newvisionstudio.com,
570.878.3970)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m.
and by appointment.
Group Exhibit / Independent Artist
Collective and Scranton High stu-
dents: through April 27.
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery
(Misericordia University,
570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art)
Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-
Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5
p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m.
Works of Nina Davidowitz, Skip
Sensbach, Leigh Pawling: through
April 29.
Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Pros-
pect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/
schulmangallery, 570.740.0727)
Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
The Sketch Book Exhibit:
through April 26. Pencil, ink, char-
coal, covered pencil, marker drawing,
sketches from local artists, students.
Suraci Gallery (Marywood Uni-
versity, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary-
wood.edu/galleries.)
Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9
a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.;
Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m.
Peter Hoffer: Out of the Block
-Recent Prints and Collage: through
May 5. Gallery talk April 18, 3 p.m.,
reception April 20, 6-8 p.m.
The Vintage Theater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
Gallery hours: Wed., 6 p.m.-midnight;
Thurs.-Sat., noon-6 p.m.
2nd Annual Rhythm of The Region:
May 4-31, seeking submissions. Any
medium that reflects passion/history
of local music scene. E-mail photos
of work and/or description, artist
bio, contact info to info@scrantons-
vintagetheater.com, 119 Penn Ave,
Scranton PA, 18503. Digital preferred.
Deadline April 27. W
-- compiled by Amanda
Intern
Send your listings to:
90 E. Market Street
Wilkes-Barre PA18703 or fax to
570.831.7375. Deadline for
publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
PITTSTON 570.602.7700
MONTAGE 570.414.7700
The Sapphire Salon
KINGSTON 570.714.2323
close up
COURTNEY KEYSER
WITH THE MODEL OF THE WEEK
HAIR, MAKEUP, AND WARDROBE
PROVIDED BY
SAPPHIRE SALON AND DAY SPA
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Harris Conservatory for the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
718.0673)
Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.;
Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
gighoopers.com)
Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char-
les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to
reserve.
Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs.,
5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St.,
Wilkes-Barre) $5.
Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
cepts Teaches theories of move-
ment in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call
instructor Mike DiMeglio for info,
570.371.8898.
MaximumHealth and Fit-
ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
570.283.2804)
Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
Meditation/Yoga classes at
Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151
Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri.,
7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5
each class, bring mat. Call
570.383.3223 for info.
Melt Hot Yoga (#16 Gateway
Shopping Center, Edwardsville,
570.287.3400, melthotyogastu-
dio.com)
Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m. (90
minutes)
Tues., Thurs., 4 p.m. (one hour)
Sat., Sun., 9 a.m., 3 p.m. (90 min-
utes)
Motivations Fitness Center
(112 Prospect St., Dunmore.
570.341.7665)
Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel
Kali Dare: Learn various techniques
and shed pounds. Call for info.
NutriFitness Boot Camp (311
Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409)
Free week of Boot Camp for new
members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30
p.m.
Wirred: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m., Sat.,
10 a.m. $5.
Yoga: Thurs. 7 p.m. $10.
Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon.,
Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to
register.
Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
fitnesscenter.com)
Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.;
Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.;
Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30
p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels wel-
come.
ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7:
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15
p.m.
Pocono Yoga & Meditation
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco-
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi,
certified yoga instructor
Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East
Mountain Apartments. Free to resi-
dents.
Private Yoga Instruction: Only by
appointment. $35 per hour. Call.
Private Meditation Instruction:
Only by appointment. $35 per hour.
Call.
Reiki Classes (570.387.6157,
reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with
Sue Yarnes:
Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our
locations or your home. Hospital
endorsed, training for professional
Usui Reiki teacher certification
available. Call or e-mail for info.
Sandy Seyler Studio (House of
Nutrition, 2nd floor, 50 Main St.,
Luzerne, 570.288.1785, SandySeyl-
er.com)
Drumming and Dreaming: April 22,
2-5 p.m., House of Nutrition, Luzerne.
Healing meditation. Shamanic drum-
ming meditation, guided visual-
healing meditation. $40. Call to
reserve.
April Schedule
Yoga: Mon., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30
a.m.; Thurs., 7:15 p.m.; Sat., 9:30 a.m.
Multi-level, beginners and intermedi-
ate. Hatha Yoga postures, Pranayam,
deep relaxation. $11. Check web calen-
dar for weather cancellations.
Meditation: Mon., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs.,
6 p.m. Pranayam/mantra meditation.
No experience necessary. $11. Check
web calendar for weather cancella-
tions.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531)
Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m.
$50/10 classes.
Equipment classes on reformer
and tower: $150/10 classes.
Private training available on
reformer, cadillac, stability chair,
ladder barrel, cardiolates on reboun-
der.
Call studio for additional mat class/
equipment class schedule, all classes
taught by certified instructors.
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton,
570.290.7242)
Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga
Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio
Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for
registration details)
Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.;
Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m.
Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m.
Tarot Readings every Sun., 11
a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton,
located at Mall At Steamtown, first
floor outside Bonton. By Whitney
Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info:
570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Sham-
bala on Facebook.
The Vintage Theater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
The Ellen Doyle Dance Experience:
Tues., 8-10 p.m., ft. strength training,
cardio, stretching, dance warm-up
classics. Free and open to the public,
wear dance shoes/socks, bring yoga
mat/water.
Waering Stained Glass Stu-
dio (336 N. Washington St., Wilkes-
Barre).
Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half
hour, $10 additional. Appointment
only. Call 570.417.5020.
White Dragon Internal
Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra
Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton,
570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, med-
itation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum,
flowing water, inner tiger. Beginners-
advanced. Mon.-Fri., open 6 a.m.-10
p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5
p.m. Private and group. Any ages.
Whole Earth 7th Annual
2012 Holistic & Psychic Fair
(wholeearthfair@yahoo.com) April 28,
10 a.m.-6 p.m., April 29, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.,
Hilton Garden Inn (242 Highland Park
Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp.). $3, under 12
free. Kirilain photography, holistic
body workers, massage therapy/
reiki, gemstones, more.
Wilkes-Barre YMCA events
(570.823.2191)
Zumbatomic: Sat., 1 p.m. $16/8
week session for YMCA members,
$20/non-members. Designed for ages
7-12, now offering parent class. Pre-
Healthy Kids Day: April 28, 10
a.m.-2 p.m. Vendors, activities for
children/families. Any adult or family
purchasing an annual membership
this day will receive the first month
free.
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544)
Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.;
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m.,
6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.
Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.
YMCA of Greater Pittston (10
N Main St, Pittston, 570.655.2255 ext.
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bitch & brag
By Jeff and Amanda of 98.5 KRZ
Jeffs Bitch:
Its fashionable lately to make
the phone texters and cell-phone
users the poster child for bad
driving. I dont think were giving
senior citizens enough credit
here. Seriously, we have to wait
until a certain age for the privi-
lege to drive. Doesnt it also
make sense that at some age
people should be retested to
insure they have their full facul-
ties?
Im not trying to beat up on
anyones granny but lets face it:
Your vision and hearing arent
getting any sharper. And reflex-
es? Timing that Metamucil and a
trip down the hallway to the
bathroom becomes an issue.
I was watching an elderly man
attempt to back out of the
Schiels parking lot in Wilkes-
Barre last week, and it was like
watching a slow-motion car
crash. No cars on either side,
none behind him. After taking a
good 45 seconds to back up, he
then caromed off the cement base
of a light pole. Right fender
gone. Of course, the boat he was
driving was so large, I really
dont think he realized he just
pulled his front fender partially
off the car as he tore off into
traffic at a good 3 to 4 miles an
hour. Weve all had the joy of
almost hitting the brakes on
Interstate 81 as you come up
behind an old Caddy chugging
along at a brisk 40 mph, half in
and half out of the breakdown
lane.
How about a mandatory age
when you must be retested? And
lets throw in a few common-
sense rules:
1.) You must be able to actually
see over the windshield.
2.) Your glasses cannot be
thicker than your windshield.
3.) You have to drive fast
enough that the speedometer
needle actually moves.
Granted, texting and talking on
a cell isnt the smartest thing to
do behind the wheel, but its no
more dangerous than the crowd
rushing out for that early bird
special at the Old Country Buf-
fet.
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ing new beauty products, youve
got to get a Birchbox subscrip-
tion! Like most women, I love
trying out new nail polishes,
makeup, hair products and mois-
turizers, but I hate the price tag
that comes with an item that
youre not sure youre actually
going to like.
Birchbox is a monthly sub-
scription to beauty-product sam-
ples that allows you to try whats
new without breaking the bank.
Its easy and affordable. For a $10
monthly subscription, you fill out
your beauty profile and mark off
the specifics youre interested in,
everything from noting you pre-
fer organic products or sensitive
skin to just wanting to experi-
ment with new looks. Then, once
a month, you receive a box full
of deluxe-sized samples of new
products.
Last month, I got some awe-
some on-trend Zoya Nail Polish,
a hair tie that doesnt leave that
annoying I-had-my-hair-in-a-
ponytail bump, some new per-
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serum.
I was iffy about subscribing at
first because I didnt know what
to expect. I didnt want to end up
blowing $10 a month on samples
I could just get at the mall.
Thankfully, my friend gave me a
three-month subscription for my
birthday (yes, you can do that for
the girly girl in your life, too!),
and now Im hooked. Its the best
mail youll look forward to get-
ting every month, and the most
exciting part? You never know
whats going to be inside!
Men, dont feel too left out.
The site is actually in beta testing
for mens Birchboxs, too! When
I stumble upon must-haves, fun
new products and steals and
deals, I feel like its my duty to
pass it on. I think my April
Birchbox comes this week
ooh, I cant wait! W
Bet thats not the finger the people behind him are holding up ...
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Style files
By Rachel A. Pugh
Weekender General Manager
A
few weeks ago I was speaking
with Angie Morgan, owner
of The Sapphire Salon and
Destination Spa, about a new
feature she was launching at
her Pittston location: Apin-up style package
in which a woman can dress in this period
and have a photo session.
Bringing in photographer Robin Palmer
for this special package, a woman can feel
like a starlet for the day. Read a little more
about our conversation.
WEEKENDER: What does the pin-up
girl package include?
MORGAN: The pin-up packages include
everything from head to toe! We have
three packages available and others can be
customized based on your needs and budget.
One more popular package is Package
1, which includes a professional makeup
session, vintage hairstyling and manicure,
professional coaching, one wardrobe change
(props included), an edited disc of images
and a glass of wine or champagne with
chocolate-covered strawberries.
WEEKENDER: Are there any
restrictions?
MORGAN: (Must be) 18 years of age and
up for the woman who wants to do this for
herself or give it as a gift.
WEEKENDER: Tell us about your
photographer and how you got her on
board.
MORGAN: Robin Palmer is our
photographer, and she is amazing! Avery
passionate and humble soul, she is warm
and approachable, which makes your session
with her very comfortable and relaxing.
Robin has a background in fashion and
trends, so she has the trained eye to look at
Pin-up primping
someone and know what is attering and
what is not.
WEEKENDER: How long does a
session take?
MORGAN: The session from start
to nish, depending on the package and
wardrobe changes, can range from two to
ve hours.
WEEKENDER: Do the women
supply their own wardrobe?
MORGAN: Prior to the session, we set up
a consultation, and during the consultation,
we talk about what look would be most
attering and what outts the woman should
bring. We have outts and props available at
no extra charge as well.
WEEKENDER: How much does it
cost for a customer?
MORGAN: The packages begin at $280,
and they can be customized for any budget.
WEEKENDER: Have you shot any
pin-up girls yet?
MORGAN: We just recently shot some
local high-prole women; youll be seeing
them over the next few weeks.
WEEKENDER: Why do you think the
pin-up girl style is so popular right
now?
MORGAN: I think the popularity of
this sexy and classy style is showcased by
celebrities during red carpet events, award
shows, print work and even runway.
After Angie told me of this creative
concept, she asked if I would like to
experience it for myself and kick off the new
Weekender Pin-Up Girl of the Week series.
Me? Be a starlet for the day? Why yes, yes I
think I shall. See the adjacent page to see my
very own pin-up photo session. W
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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY20)
Some of your past failed relationships
didnt work out because you ignored glar-
ing red flags or simply single-mindedly
kept your eye on the prize (i.e. the rela-
tionship you wanted), instead of observing
and working with what was actually there.
The ends do not justify the means here any
more than they do elsewhere. Your desire to
have the relationships you imagine is under-
standable, but allowing that desire to
eclipse the relationships you actually have
is a mistake. This week, refocus on how
great those connections are instead of on all
the ways theyre supposedly lacking. Youre
luckier than you think.
GEMINI (MAY21-JUNE 20)
You cant protect other people from their
own choices, especially when it comes to
relationships. Just look at the futile, coun-
terproductive efforts parents make when
their teenage children select unsuitable
partners. Their best intentions usually blow
up in their faces; so, unfortunately, will
yours. This is one of those times where you
kind of have to be supportive, regardless of
how you actually feel. Hopefully, theyll
figure out what you know all on their own.
In the meantime, maybe youll discover a
thing or two, too like maybe their choic-
es arent as bad as you initially thought.
CANCER(JUNE 21-JULY22)
Ive never met anyone who can make
such a big deal out of turning down a wed-
ding invitation (or the like) as a Cancer can.
Forgoing events youd rather not participate
in office lunches, parties, etc. isnt
the complicated and dramatic affair you
sometimes make it out to be. Even if the
reasons you dont want to attend are huge
and emotional inside your head, they dont
need to be part of your explanation. Cite a
busy work schedule or previous obligation,
and leave it at that. Of course, if youre just
bored and want the drama, go ahead and
hint at other reasons until it all comes out in
the open but thats on you.
LEO(JULY23-AUG. 22)
Bullies take many forms; in childhood,
theyre often quite visible and obvious.
Adults, however, are more subtle. Leos can
be bullies, too, but generally you only throw
your weight around for others benefit (as
you perceive it, anyway), so its not as awful
as those who sadistically take pleasure in
others pain or discomfort. Of course, your
ability to get your way can come in handy
when it comes to taking down more malev-
olent bullies. This week, knock them down
a peg or two. And make sure you always
use your powers for good, not evil!
VIRGO(AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
Virgos are in most cases lovely, laid-back
individuals. But every one of you has a
hot-button topic or two that can transform
you from a chill companion to an irate,
snarling bulldog who will not let an issue
go once youve clenched it in your jaws.
Learning to recognize when to simply and
gracefully drop the subject is a skill you
should acquire, quickly, lest your tenacity
get you into all kinds of trouble. Your deter-
mination is a good thing; when it crosses
over into intractable stubbornness, however,
youre ultimately mostly just biting yourself
in the ass.
LIBRA(SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
When we act out of fear, we often do
precisely the things most likely to cause our
fears and anxieties to become manifest.
Partners worried about their lovers cheating
can grow so jealous, suspicious, nosy and
unpleasant to be around that the prospect of
an affair becomes increasingly tantalizing.
Acting out of your most worried impulses
will only make them much more likely to
come true, so try to resist it. Thats not to
say you should blind yourself to real, obvi-
ous evidence that things are not cool but
in the absence of such, assuming that every-
things more or less OK is probably the best
way to go.
SCORPIO(OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
When the close-mindedness of others
becomes obvious and outspoken, speaking
up is generally an admirable thing to do. Its
not always prudent or wise, however. Some-
times tact provides a better outcome than
righteous valor. While defending others
from intolerance and bigotry should be a
no-brainer, simply correcting peoples
narrow-minded opinions about this issue or
that trend is more of a pick-your-battles
type thing. Often, its worth your while to
speak up and present a worldlier viewpoint;
occasionally, like this week, the smartest
and most productive thing to do is just keep
your mouth shut.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
Your love of freedom, like so many
things, is both strength and weakness. Oc-
casionally, its made you prone to misin-
terpreting circumstances in such a way that
it seems like its time to move on long
before it actually is. What if that omen
wasnt an omen and causes you to exit a
situation that might have been perfect for
the long-term if you werent so trigger-
happy and ready to split at the first hint of
trouble? Stop shooting yourself in the foot
with your overzealous flight instinct or
youll never be sure when its actually time
to stop running on to the next thing and just
stick around to see what happens instead. It
might be pretty cool.
CAPRICORN(DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
Butt out, and let people make their stupid
mistakes. You ought to know by now that
offering unsolicited advice to certain people
in your life is rarely received well, even
though itd spare the recipients so much
suffering and embarrassment if theyd just
listen to you. Its probably going to be very
hard for you to resist trying, anyway, this
week, because of how boneheaded and
shortsighted people can sometimes be.
However, since speaking up is just going to
get you snapped at and cause conflict,
biting your tongue and allowing people to
fall flat on their faces is, sadly, the only real
way to go.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
When people are deeply angry, they
sometimes irrationally lash out at whoevers
nearby which is almost never the de-
serving party. While these poor recipients
(often messengers bearing bad news) al-
most always get an apology after the fact,
that doesnt erase the sting of suffering in
the first place. Because of who you are and
how you deal with stuff, it was probably
relatively easy for you to forgive and forget
when this kind of thing happened to you.
Other people, though, are less emotionally
resilient this week, though, you may be
able to help them along a little.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH20)
There are always shit-stirrers people
who, for whatever reason(s), enjoy getting
others riled up any way they can (on online
forums theyre called trolls). The problem
is, they are generally very good at what they
do, and its extremely hard for the average
person to resist rising to the bait they set.
That, naturally, is your task this week. It
may require the patience of a set and the
restraint of a brain surgeon, but do whatever
you can to avoid engaging with the trolls in
your life; even though itll suck in the mo-
ment, overall youll be much happier for it.
ARIES (MARCH21-APRIL19)
People make mistakes. While the rational
part of you can of course understand and
want to forgive and forget those errors, your
emotional side may have more trouble.
When their screw-ups cause you pain,
embarrassment or suffering, you may be
filled with rage or sadness or vindictiveness
towards them. Acting on those understan-
dable feelings, however, would be some-
thing youd regret later. This is when you
pull out one of those cliches, like What
would Jesus/Buddha/Big Bird Do?, and
behave accordingly, even if you dont feel it.
Years from now, when the sting of your
feelings has faded, youll be so glad you
managed to behave like a saint. W
To contact Caeriel, e-mail
sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
By Caeriel Crestin
CONAN OBRIEN
April 18 1963
JAMES FRANCO
April 19 1978
MIRANDA KERR
(pictured)
April 20 1983
TONY DANZA
April 21 1951
SHERRI SHEPHERD
April 22 1967
KAL PENN
April 23 1977
KELLY CLARKSON
April 24 1982
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Owner:
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Ive wanted to own an IROC since I was a
teenager back in the 1980s,Allabaugh says. I
fnally got the chance with this IROC.
Allbaugh plans to drive the IROC around for
a year or so before he decides what changes
he wants to make.
I see it getting repainted red, and the black
vents restored; other than that, its all up in the
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Basketball: Beginner (kindergar-
ten, grades1-2), Tues., 5:30- 6:15 p.m.
Basketball Basics: (grades 3-5)
Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. $50/members,
$40/family member, $65/non-mem-
bers.
Basketball and Softball: Tee Ball
(ages 5-6), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; pre-
minors baseball (ages 7-10), Sat., 10-11
a.m.; pre-minors softball (ages 7-10),
Sat., 11:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m., $50/members,
$40/family members, $65/non-
members.
OUTSIDE
Adventures in the Wilder-
ness (570.343.5144 or jane@hiking-
jane.com)
Greater Scranton YMCA outings (Y
members/$5, non-members/$8):
Mount Minsi (Delaware Water Gap):
April 22, 9:15 a.m., meet Y parking lot,
Dunmore. 3 miles steep.
Senior Citizens Outings (Y mem-
bers/$5, non-members/$8):
Kirby Dike (Wilkes-Barre): April 26,
9 a.m., meet Y lobby, Dunmore.
Widmann Art Gallery, Kings College
campus, Katana. 3 miles easy.
Endless Mountains Nature
Center: (Camp Lackawanna, Tunk-
hannock, 570.836.3835, www.EMN-
Conline.org)
Mommy & Me Naturally: April 24,
10-11:30 am. Ages 2 1/2-4, adult. Free,
Bird ID for Beginners: April 19, 26,
6:30-8:30 p.m., Tunkhannock Public
Library. Adults, serious teens only.
Free.
Bird Watching Walks: April 20, 27,
8-11 a.m. Bring binoculars, field guide.
Free.
Spring Cleanup: April 22, 9
a.m.-4:30 p.m. Lunch, snacks, bever-
ages supplied. Bring gloves, loppers,
ladders, wheelbarrows if possible.
Info: 836.3835, EMNCvolunteer@ya-
hoo.com
Salamander & Frog Search: April
22, 1-3 p.m., Nature Center Lodge
(1309 Vosburg Road, Tunkhannock)
.Interactive, media program, outdoor
activity. $3/stewards, $5/others. Call
to register.
Programs for Homeschool/Cyber
School Families (For registration
info, program schedule, calendar of
events, go online or call):
Wetlands & Salamanders: April
25, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Kindergarten-high
school. $6/student, $3/parent. Regis-
tration deadline one week in ad-
vance.
Frances Slocum State Park
(565 Mt. Olivet Road, Wyoming,
570.696.9105)
Clean-Up Day: April 21, 10 a.m.-
noon. Volunteers needed to help
with Earth Day cleanup, litter pickup,
raking mulch, planting shrubs, meet
at park office for assignment. Groups
of 5 or more, pre-register.
Move it Outside Hike: April 25, 6
p.m., meet gravel parking area at
bottom of campground road, not
suitable for baby strollers.
Nescopeck State Park (1137
Honey Hole Rd., Drums,
570.403.2006) All events free, unless
noted otherwise. Reservations re-
quired.
Morning Bird Walk: April 22, 8-10
a.m., meet wooden bridge by park
office. Wear comfortable shoes, bring
binoculars. Registration required,
call.
Move It Outside Day Guided Hike:
April 25, 6-8 p.m., meet park office.
Leisurely 2-mile walk. Wear sturdy
shoes, bring water/snack. Regis-
tration required, call.
Salt Springs State Park
(Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friend-
sofsaltspringspark.org)
To register for classes, call
570.833.4034
Cycle and Recycle to Celebrate
Earth Day: April 22, 12:30-5 p.m.
Recycling/composting demos, bike
rides. 12 and under free. See web for
full schedule of times and activities.
Wallenpaupack Scenic Boat
Tour 11 a.m.-6 p.m., $14/regular,
$13/senior, $10/12 and under. Cele-
brating 50th year on the lake with
daily one-hour cruises. Info:
570.226.3293, wallenpaupackboat-
tour.com.
SOCIAL GROUPS
Beehive Area Narcotics
Anonymous (Wilkes-Barre-King-
ston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour
phone line: 570.654.7755 or
1.866.935.4762.
Food Addicts Anonymous
Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul
Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866)
Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m.
Geisinger Wyoming Valley
(Kistler Learning Center Specialty
Clinic, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-
Barre)
Cancer Support Group: April 18,
3:30-5 p.m., Frank M., Dorothea Henry
Cancer Center Conference Room.
Monroe County Garden Club
Looking for gardens to feature in
2013 Garden Tour. Stroudsburg/East
Stroudsburg area, gardens will be
evaluated in June. Contact Sheila
Bortree at 570.629.0279 for info.
Donate/Plant Cleveland Pear Tree
at Dansbury Depot, S. Kistler St.,
Analomink St., East Stroudsburg:
April 25, 11 a.m. Info: 570.420.0283,
adeskus@ptd.net
Nar-Anon Family Group
Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook
Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m.
United Methodist Church, Mountain-
top. 570.288.9892.
NEPA Networkers, A Link-
edIn community
Spring Mixer: April 19, 5:30-7:30
p.m., East Mountain Inn (2400 East
End Blvd., Wilkes-Barre). $15, features
15-minute LinkedIn training session,
cash bar, snacks. RSVP to http://
linkd.in/x58ekc.
The NEPA Rainbow Alliance
(www.gaynepa.com)
As part of the NEPA SafeZone
Project, NEPA RA is creating an It
Gets Better video. Video features
local representatives from the LGBT
community, allies and more offering
words of encouragement. To be a
sponsor, e-mail itgetsbetter@gayne-
pa.com; to be in the video, visit
gaynepa.com for details/application.
NEPA Rainbow Awards Gala: April
28, 5-11 p.m., Radisson Lackawanna
Station Hotel (700 Lackawanna Ave.,
Scranton). $75.
Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason
Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101)
Support Group Meetings: third
Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m.
St Josephs Senior Social
Club
Meeting: April 19, 2 p.m., St. Roc-
cos auditorium, Pittston. Bingo, card
games, refreshments. Sign up for
trip to Niagara Falls, Sept. 5-7. Info:
570.654.2967
Suicide Bereavement Sup-
port Group First/Third Thurs.
every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic
Social Services (33 E. Northampton
St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118
ext. 307 for info.
Weight Watchers 8-Week
Program Thurs., 5:45-6:45 p.m.,
Mountainview Community Church (N.
Lehigh Church Road, White Haven).
Upfront fee $84. Registrants will be
contacted with exact date. Call
570.443.7618 or 262.6418.
Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Re-
solve Infertility Peer Sup-
port Group: Last Sun. of month,
6:30-8 p.m., Kistler Learning Center
at Geisinger Wyoming Valley. Contact
Jennifer for info, 610.393.8098. W
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sorry mom&dad
By Justin Brown
D
ear Mom & Dad,
From now on if you
wanna ask me to take
out the garbage, youll have to
call my new 888 number. Thats
right, I have my own hotline!
Being the Z-List pop-culture
icon that I am, I joined forces
with www.Dial-A-Star.com!
The new website is a unique
service that allows you to con-
nect directly with celebrities on
the phone. Among my newest
trailblazing colleagues are Na-
dya Octomom Suleman, Dina
and Michael Lohan, Tila Tequi-
la, some porn stars and the man
who holds the Guinness World
Records for owning the largest
limousine: Limo Bob. I dare
you to tell me youre not proud.
Everyone participating holds
a different agenda: Octomom is
respectfully trying to wean
herself off welfare, Dina Lohan
is determined to set the record
straight from inaccuracies in the
media, Michael Lohan is doing
it for charity, and Limo Bob is
presumably taking calls for gas
money. The reason I jumped on
board is to raise money to go
back to college.
The only reason I embarked
on an endeavor to Tokyo to
compete on the ABC reality
series I Survived A
Japanese Game Show
in the first place,
which helped land me
on Dial-A-Star, was to
have a shot at the
grand prize of
$250,000 and pay off
my student loans. I
was determined to
show America how desperate
my generation was to pay off
school debts. Instead, I showed
America what a grown man
with hair on his chest looks like
wearing a diaper while running
around an obstacle course.
Since launching a few weeks
ago, the site has captivated the
world, gaining more attention as
each day passes. It seems ev-
erybody is talking about Dial-
A-Star, including Howard Stern,
CNN, TMZ, even The Morn-
ing Show in Australia! Wheth-
er you want to admit it or not,
the concept is brilliant. A one-
on-one conversation is way
more intimate than a press
release from a publicist.
So, WTF are people going to
call and ask me? I can answer
what its like being followed by
cameras 24/7 on a reality show,
extend college advice and let
you know if Ill take out the
garbage, Mom & Dad ...
Love and tacos,
Justin W
Call Justins Dial-A-Star
hotline at 1.888.695.4543 ext.
108431 and visit
Dial-A-Star.com for the
complete list of celebs that are
only a phone call away!
For a good time - or at least some advice - you can now
call Justin on Dial-A-Star.
Call me, maybe?
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dump trucks,
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Free Bankruptcy
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Payment plans.
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570-822-1959
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570-823-9006
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Card Company?
*Charged with
DUI? *Sued for
Custody or Child
Support? Call the
Law office of
Michael P. Kelly
570-417-5561
406 ATVs/Dune
Buggies
TOMAHAWK`11
ATV, 110 CC. Brand
New Tomahawk
Kids Quad. Only
$695 takes it away!
570-817-2952
Wilkes-Barre
406 ATVs/Dune
Buggies
HAWK 2011 UTILITY ATV
NEW!! Full size
adult ATV. Strong 4
stroke motor. CVT
fully automatic
transmission with
reverse. Electric
start. Front & rear
luggage racks.
Long travel suspen-
sion. Disc brakes.
Dual stage head
lights. Perfect for
hunters & trail rid-
ers alike. BRAND NEW
& READY TO RIDE.
$1,995 takes it
away.
570-817-2952
Wilkes-Barre
409 Autos under
$5000
LAND ROVER 02
DISCOVERY II
Good condition.
$3400.
570-406-5669
after 5:00p.m.
412 Autos for Sale
AUDI 03 TT
ROADSTER CONVERTIBLE
BEAUTIFUL AUTO
4 cylinder 1.8.
Loaded, silver, black
leather. 66,500
miles. Bose premi-
um sound. 6 CD
changer. New tires,
inspection, timing
belt. Garaged, no
snow. $10,200 OBO.
570-592-2458
DODGE `00 DURANGO
SPORT
4.7 V8, 4WD, 3rd
row seat, runs
good, needs body
work $1900.
570-902-5623
412 Autos for Sale
CHRYSLER `04
SEBRING
LXI CONVERTIBLE
Low miles - 54,000.
V6. FWD. Leather
interior. Great
shape. A/C. CD.
All power.
$6,900. Negotiable
New inspection &
tires.
(570) 760-1005
HONDA 08 ACCORD
4 door, EXL with
navigation system.
4 cyl, silver w/
black interior. Satel-
lite radio, 6CD
changer, heated
leather seats, high,
highway miles. Well
maintained. Monthly
service record
available. Call Bob.
570-479-0195
VITOS
&
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Wanted:
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TRUCKS
Highest
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Paid!!
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288-8995
JAGUAR `00 S TYPE
4 door sedan. Like
new condition. Bril-
liant blue exterior
with beige hides.
Car is fully equipped
with navigation sys-
tem, V-8, automatic,
climate control AC,
alarm system,
AM/FM 6 disc CD,
garage door open-
er. 42,000 original
miles. $9,000
Call (570) 288-6009
412 Autos for Sale
WANTED!
ALL
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CARS!
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PAID
570-301-3602
TOYOTA 04 CELICA GT
112K miles. Blue,
5 speed. Air,
power
windows/locks,
CD/cassette, Key-
less entry, sun-
roof, new battery.
Car drives and
has current PA
inspection. Slight
rust on corner of
passenger door.
Clutch slips on
hard acceleration.
This is why its
thousands less
than Blue Book
value. $6,500
OBO. Make an
offer! Call
570-592-1629
TOYOTA 07 FJ
CRUISER
6 speed manual
blue n white,
45,000 miles, 6
rough country lift
kit, pro comp 35
tires. Excellent con-
dition. Best offer
570-574-8303
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new apartment?
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VOLKSWAGEN 00
BEETLE
2.0 automatic, air
67k miles $6400.
570-466-0999
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE
$49,000
FORD 76 THUNDERBIRD
All original $12,000
MERCEDES 76 450 SL
$24,000
MERCEDES 29
Kit Car $9,000
(570) 655-4884
hell-of-adeal.com
DESOTO CUSTOM
49 4 DOOR SEDAN
3 on the tree with
fluid drive. This All
American Classic
Icon runs like a top
at 55MPH. Kin to
Chrysler, Dodge,
Plymouth, Imperial
Desoto, built in the
American Midwest,
after WWII, in a
plant that once
produced B29
Bombers. In its
original antiquity
condition, with
original shop &
parts manuals,
shes beautifully
detailed and ready
for auction in Sin
City. Spent her
entire life in Ari-
zona and New
Mexico, never saw
a day of rain or
rust. Only $19,995.
To test drive, by
appointment only,
Contact Tony at
570-899-2121 or
penntech84th@
gmail.com
GET THE WORD OUT
with a Classified Ad.
570-829-7130
MAZDA `88 RX-7
CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage
kept, 65k original
miles, black with
grey leather interior,
all original & never
seen snow. $7,995.
Call 570-237-5119
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
FORD `52
COUNTRY SEDAN
CUSTOM LINE
STATION WAGON
V8, automatic,
8 passenger,
3rd seat, good
condition, 2nd
owner. REDUCED TO
$6,500.
570-579-3517
570-455-6589
MERCEDES 1975
Good interior &
exterior. Runs
great! New tires.
Many new parts.
Moving, Must Sell.
$1,300 or
best offer
570-362-3626
Ask for Lee
MERCEDES-BENZ
`73 450SL
Convertible with
removable hard top,
power windows, AM
/FM radio with cas-
sette player, CD
player, automatic, 4
new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital-
ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
kept, excellent con-
dition. Reduced
price to $26,000.
Call 570-825-6272
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MERCURY `79
ZEPHYR
6 cylinder
automatic.
52k original miles.
Florida car. $1500.
570-899-1896
OLDSMOBILE
`68
DELMONT
Must Sell!
Appraised
for $9,200
All original
45,000 miles
350 Rocket
engine
Fender skirts
Always
garaged
Will sell for
$6,000
Serious
inquires only
570-
690-0727
421 Boats &
Marinas
MIRRORCRAFT 01
FISHING BOAT
LOADED. 30 hp
Johnson, Bow
mounted trolling
motor, 2 fish find-
ers, live well, bilge,
lights, swivel seats
and trailer. Garage
kept. $5,900.
Call Chuck at
570-466-2819
427 Commercial
Trucks &
Equipment
CHEVY 08 3500
HD DUMP TRUCK
2WD, automatic.
Only 12,000 miles.
Vehicle in like
new condition.
$19,000.
570-288-4322
439 Motorcycles
BMW 07 K1200 GT
Low mileage. Many
extras. Clean.
$9,000
(570) 646-2645
BMW 2010 K1300S
Only 460 miles! Has
all bells & whistles.
Heated grips, 12 volt
outlet, traction con-
trol, ride adjustment
on the fly. Black with
lite gray and red
trim. comes with
BMW cover, battery
tender, black blue
tooth helmet with
FM stereo and black
leather riding gloves
(like new). paid
$20,500. Sell for
$15,000 FIRM.
Call 570-262-0914
Leave message.
HARLEY 07
SCREAMING EAGLE
DYNA
Assembled by
Custom Vehicle
Operations. Very
Unique, Fast Bike.
1800cc. 10,000
miles. Performance
Rinehart pipes,
comfortable
Mustang seat with
back rest and
detachable rack ,
Kuryakyn pegs and
grips, color
matched frame, SE
heavy breather air
filter comes with
HD dust cover and
gold CVO owners
key. Excellent
condition. Silver
Rush/ Midnight
Black. Asking
$13,500
Call Ron @
570- 868-3330
HARLEY 2011
HERITAGE SOFTTAIL
Black. 1,800 miles.
ABS brakes. Securi-
ty System Package.
$15,000 firm.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
570-704-6023
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Maintenance/
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533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
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Construction/
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YMCA
Camp Kresge,
located in White
Haven, PA is
seeking a
SUMMER
COOK
to work at camp
in our dining hall.
Desired Qualifications:
3 years of food service experience.
BA or Associates Degree as a
Dietician or Food Service or Related
field or equivalent combination of
education and experience, and Food
Safe Training from the Health
Department.
Experience in Cooking for large
groups (50-200)
Ability to relate well with others.
Flexible, dedicated team player with
the desire and ability to work in a camp
setting.
Salary Range:
$8.75/hour for 20-39 hours per week
$300/weekend Pre-Season & Post
Season
Contact:
Mike McElhinney
Send resume or application to
mack.mcelhinney@wbymca.org or
YMCA Camp Kresge
Attn: Mike McElhinney
40 W. Northampton Street
Wilkes Barre, PA 18701
Lawn Care
Technician
Looking for career change?
We provide initial & ongoing training.
Our technicians apply fertilizer, lime & weed
preventatives as well as insect control & turf
aeration services for residential & commercial
customers. Full time work. Monday-Friday.
8 AM 5 PM. Must have good math skills, clean
driving record & pass physical & drug test.
Apply online at:
www.grasshopperlawns.com
Or stop in for application at:
470 E. State Street Larksville, PA 18651
Questions? Email Brian Phillips at:
Grasshopper.jobs@gmail.com
Invisible Fence technology keeps dogs
safer. Training is provided to operate
ditch witch and install underground
wire and components. Full time physical
job. Must have good math skills, clean
driving record and be courteous.
Must pass physical & drug test.
Invisible Fence Installer
Call or email Brian at Harvis
Interview Service for application
or questions: 542-5330 or
ifnepa.jobs@gmail.com
Hydroseed and soil erosion control
experience helpful. Valid drivers
license a must. Top wages paid.
Unlimited overtime.
Apply in person.
8am-4pm. Monday-Friday.
1204 Main Street
Swoyersville
Varsity Inc.
No Calls Please. E.O.E.
Landscape Personnel
Experienced
Full-time position
Please fax resume to
570-718-0661
or e-mail to
employment@ruckno.com
Experienced
Full-time position
Please fax resume to
Carpenter
BUYING JUNK
VEHICLES
$300 AND UP
$125 EXTRA IF DRIVEN,
DRAGGED OR PUSHED IN!
NOBODY Pays More
570-760-2035
Monday thru Saturday 6am-9pm Happy Trails!
439 Motorcycles
HARLEY 10 DAVIDSON
SPORTSTER CUSTOM
Loud pipes.
Near Mint
174 miles - yes,
One hundred and
seventy four
miles on the
clock, original
owner. $8000.
570-876-2816
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HARLEY DAVIDSON `07
Road King Classic
FLHRC. Burgundy /
Cream. 6 speed.
Cruise control. Back
rests, grips, battery
tender, cover. Willie
G accessories.
19,000miles. $13,250.
Williamsport, PA
262-993-4228
439 Motorcycles
HARLEY DAVIDSON
03 Dyna Wide Glide
Excellent condition -
garage kept! Gold-
en Anniversary - sil-
ver/black. New
Tires. Extras.
19,000 miles.
Must Sell!
$10,000.
570-639-2539
HARLEY DAVIDSON
80
Soft riding FLH.
King of the High-
way! Mint origi-
nal antique show
winner. Factory
spot lights, wide
white tires,
biggest Harley
built. Only
28,000 original
miles! Never
needs inspec-
tion, permanent
registration.
$7,995 OBO
570-905-9348
439 Motorcycles
MATTIE
AUTOMOTIVE
220 Bennett
Street, Luzerne
Motorcycle State
Inspection,
Tire Sales &
Maintenance
570-283-1098
SUZUKI 01 VS 800
GL INTRUDER
Garage kept, no
rust, lots of
chrome, black with
teal green flake.
Includes storage
jack & 2 helmets.
$3600
570-410-1026
YAMAHA 97
ROYALSTAR 1300
12,000 miles. With
windshield. Runs
excellent. Many
extras including
gunfighter seat,
leather bags, extra
pipes. New tires &
battery. Asking
$4,000 firm.
(570) 814-1548
442 RVs & Campers
FLAGSTAFF `08
CLASSIC
NOW BACK IN PA.
Super Lite Fifth
Wheel. LCD/DVD
flat screen TV, fire-
place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
Hide-a-Bed sofa,
outside speakers &
grill, 2 sliders,
aluminum wheels, ,
awning, microwave
oven, tinted safety
glass windows,
fridge & many
accessories &
options. Excellent
condition, $22,500.
570-868-6986
FLEETWOOD 06
PROWLER
30 model #300FQS
1 slide out, living
/dining area, Queen
bed, sofa/double
bed, large bath, AM/
FM CD player, micro
wave, large refrig-
erator. Upgrades
include scissor lev-
eling jacks, ducted
heat & air, glass
shower door, sky-
light in bath. Water
filter system, spare
tire & cover + ex-
tras. Trailer is at
campground. Site
fee paid 05/1/12
through 09/30/12
or can be moved.
Asking $15,500.
Call 570-233-8652
570-443-9260
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
FORD 02 EXPLORER
Red, XLT, Original
non-smoking owner,
garaged, synthetic
oil since new, excel-
lent in and out. New
tires and battery.
90,000 miles.
$7,500
(570) 403-3016
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
CHRYSLER `02
TOWN & COUNTRY
Luxury people
mover! 87,300 well
maintained miles.
This like-new van
has third row seat-
ing, power side &
rear doors. Eco-
nomical V6 drive-
train and all avail-
able options. Priced
for quick sale
$6,295. Generous
trade-in allowances
will be given on this
top-of-the-line vehi-
cle. Call Fran
570-466-2771
Scranton
FORD `10 F150
BLACK KING RANCH
4X4 LARIAT 145
WB STYLESIDE
5.4L V8 engine
Electronic
6 speed auto-
matic. Brown
leather King
Ranch interior.
Heat/cool front
seats. Power
moonroof, rear
view camera,
18 aluminum
wheels, tow
package,
navigation
system.
23,000 miles.
Asking $33,000
Call Jeff @
570-829-7172
GMC `01 JIMMY
Less than 5,000
miles on engine.
4WD. Power acces-
sories. Inspected.
Runs great. $4,500
or best offer. Call
570-696-9518 or
570-690-3709
GMC `05 SAVANA
1500 Cargo Van.
AWD. V8 automatic.
A/C. New brakes &
tires. Price reduced
$10,250. Call
570-474-6028
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MITSUBISHI `11
OUTLANDER SPORT SE
AWD, Black interi-
or/exterior, start/
stop engine with
keyless entry, heat-
ed seats, 18 alloy
wheels, many extra
features. Only Low
Miles. 10 year,
100,000 mile war-
ranty. $22,500. Will-
ing to negotiate.
Serious inquires
only - must sell,
going to law school.
(570) 793-6844
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
MERCURY `03
MOUNTAINEER
AWD. Third row
seating. Economical
6 cylinder automat-
ic. Fully loaded with
all available options.
93k pampered miles.
Garage kept. Safety /
emissions inspected
and ready to go. Sale
priced at $7595.
Trade-ins accepted.
Tag & title process-
ing available with
purchase. Call Fran
for an appointment
to see this out-
standing SUV.
570-466-2771
Scranton
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CREDIT ANALYST/
LOAN REVIEW TRAINEE
First Keystone Com-
munity Bank has an
opening for a full-
time entry level
Credit Analyst/Loan
Review Trainee.
Successful candi-
date will be respon-
sible for providing
analytical and
administrative serv-
ices relating to the
credit analysis and
loan review func-
tions of the Bank.
Duties include ana-
lyzing financial
statements and
other relevant data
and assisting in the
ongoing loan review
process to manage
credit risk within the
Banks loan portfo-
lio, i.e., reviewing
and compiling data,
documentation and
report preparation.
Training and educa-
tion on current lend-
ing and loan review
regulations will be
provided. Appli-
cants must possess
a B.S. or B.A.
degree in account-
ing, finance, or busi-
ness administration.
Financial analysis
training, knowledge
of business law and
the Uniform Com-
mercial Code pre-
ferred. We offer a
competitive com-
pensation rate and
an excellent benefit
package. To apply
please send resume
with cover letter or
complete a bank
Application for
Employment avail-
able at any of our
banking offices.
First Keystone
Community Bank
Human Resource
Department
111 West Front
Street, Berwick,
PA 18603
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542 Logistics/
Transportation
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Transportation
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Transportation
554 Production/
Operations
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1298 Keystone Blvd.
Pottsville, PA 17901
Phone: 570-544-3140 Fax: 570-544-8084
Fanelli Brothers Trucking has established a new and increased driver pay package and an
increased sign on bonus. Due to additional business, Fanelli Bros. Trucking Co. is adding
both regional and local drivers to our Pottsville, PA terminal operation. Drivers are home
most nights throughout the week. Drivers must have 2-3 years of OTR experience,
acceptable MVR and pass a criminal background check.
.38 cpm for qualied drivers $1,500 sign on bonus
Paid vacations and holidays
Health/Dental/Vision Insurance 401K Plan
Contact Gary Potter at
570-544-3140, Ext. 156
or visit us at
1298 Keystone Blvd. Pottsville, PA
NOW HIRING CLASS A
OTR DRIVERS
Van Hoekelen Greenhouses is a family owned
business located in McAdoo, PA. We have
immediate openings for reliable full-time
tractor trailer drivers, to deliver product to our
customers across the 48 states. Our premier
employment package includes:
PLEASE CONTACT SHARON AT
800-979-2022 EXT 1914,
Mail resume to P.O. Box 88, McAdoo, PA
18237 or Fax to 570-929-2260
Visit our website at
www.vhgreenhouses.com
for more details.
Requirements are: Valid Class A CDL, minimum 1 year OTR
experience, must lift 40lbs, and meet driving and criminal
record guidelines
Hourly Pay- including paid detention time,
and guaranteed 8 hours per day
Safety Bonus - $.05/mile paid quarterly
Great Benets - 100% paid health insurance,
vision, dental, life, STD, 401K, vacation time,
and holiday pay.
Pet & Rider Program
Well maintained freightliners and reefer trailers
Continuous year-round steady work with home
time
MANUFACTURING
MATERIAL HANDLER
Day shift - $9.50 to start
General laboring assisting production line with
material handling and supplies. Must have expe-
rience driving forklift, inventory, and ability to
multi task and work in fast-paced environment.
60-90 day evaluation with $ increase $ based on
YOUR performance, attendance etc. Benefit
Package includes: Medical, Dental, Vision, Life
Insurance, Vacation, Holiday pay PLUS Full-time
12 hour shifts on alternating 3 & 4 day work
weeks. Every other weekend a must. Previous
manufacturing experience preferred. Some heavy
lifting. Accepting applications at:
20 Elmwood Ave
Crestwood Industrial Park
Mountaintop, Pa 18707
EOE. We are a drug free workplace.
Distribution Clerks
Wilkes-Barre
Are you a night owl looking for part-time work?
Position is TEMP-HIRE $9.75 Per Hour!
Thursday-Saturday 3pm-1:30am
REQUIREMENTS FOR CONSIDERATION:
PROFESSIONAL RESUME
with Solid Work History
Submit to a Background & Drug Screen
HS Diploma/GED
Stand on Feet All Day
Basic Computer Skills
Apply Today At
www.adeccousa.com
Or Call 570.451.3726
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
CARPENTER & HELPER
Hand and power
tools. Valid drivers
license & trans-
portation required.
Knowledge of all
phases of remodel-
ling. 570-287-4067
LABORER
Early mornings, part
time approximately
20 hours/week.
Mountaintop Area.
Gittens Disposal
570-868-6462
513 Childcare
BABY SITTER
Part time,
Mountaintop Area.
Light cleaning.
570-760-5470
518 Customer
Support/Client Care
CUSTOMER SERVICE
PROFESSIONAL
Growing manufac-
turer has a position
open for a Cus-
tomer Service Pro-
fessional in a fast-
paced environment.
The ideal candidate
must possess
excellent communi-
cation skills, along
with computer
experience. Must
be a team player
with a can-do atti-
tude and have
excellent follow-up
skills. Comprehen-
sive benefit pack-
age, including vaca-
tion, medical, den-
tal, and 401K.
Send resume to:
AMERICAN SILK MILLS
75 STARK STREET
PLAINS, PA 18705
522 Education/
Training
Needed at our
MOUNTAIN TOP
Location.
570-905-3322
ChildCare Teachers
527 Food Services/
Hospitality
COOKS
HEALTHCARE SERVICES
GROUP is currently
hiring 2 cooks.
Apply in person
Monday-Friday 9am
-4pm at Highland
Manor, 750 Schoo-
ley Ave Exeter, PA
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
AUTO MECHANIC
Excellent wages.
No weekends. Must
have experience
with own tools &
Inspection License.
Call Jerry @
570-650-7265
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AUTO MECHANICS
/ TECHNICIANS
3 positions open.
Busy Shop. Top pay.
Call Jim Mellody
570-343-1221 or
Email: Jmellody
@tomhesser.com
GENERAL SERVICE
TECHNICIAN
We are looking for
a tire and general
service techni-
cian. PA Drivers
License required.
PA Safety &
Emission License
preferred. Good
hourly wage,
health benefits,
paid vacation and
401K offered.
Apply in person at
T & F Tire Supply
527 Market Street
Kingston, PA
570-287-6712
542 Logistics/
Transportation
Drivers - CDL-A:
Home Every Night!
Local Hazleton
Dedicated route!
Great Pay, Benefits!
Estenson Logistics
Apply:
www.goelc.com
1-866-336-9642
548 Medical/Health
DENTAL ASSISTANT
Full Time.
Experienced.
Some Evenings &
Saturdays.
Benefits available.
Contact Ruth
570-696-3868
Pharmacy Technician
and Register Clerk
Full or Part Time
available. Will Train.
Send Resume &
REFERENCES to:
C/O THE TIMES LEADER
BOX 3085
15 N. MAIN STREET
WILKES-BARRE, PA
18711-0250
548 Medical/Health
DIRECT CARE WORKER
Allied Services
In-Home Services
division has part-
time hours available
in Luzerne County.
Minimum of one (1)
year home care
experience and
valid drivers
license required.
If interested, please
apply online at:
www.allied-
services.org or call
Trish Tully at
(570) 348-2237.
BILINGUAL INDIVIDUALS
ARE ENCOURAGED TO
APPLY. ALLIED SERVICES
IS AN EQUAL OPPORTU-
NITY EMPLOYER.
Home Health
Registered Nurse
Looking for a grow-
ing, local company
where your nursing
care is appreciat-
ed? CareGivers
America is now hir-
ing 3 Full Time RN
Case Managers
(Clarks Summit,
Stroudsburg &
Berwick Branch
offices) for which
well give you the
tools (company
car/laptop/cell
phone) so that you
can take care of
your patients.
Strong assessment
skills required.
Home Health &
OASIS experience
preferred. 888-775-
9099. Resumes to
rjacobs@caregivers
america.com.
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551 Other
Fireworks company
looking to hire 12
days in summer.
GREAT FUNDRAIS-
ING OPPORTUNITY.
Debbie
570-619-1025
debivins2000@
yahoo.com
566 Sales/Retail/
Business
Development
COUNTER SALES/
UTILITY PERSON
Wilkes-Barre con-
struction & industrial
supply company is
seeking an individ-
ual for counter sales
and in store general
processing. Duties
to include but not
limited to store
counter sales,
stocking shelves,
ordering, receiving
and some light yard
and warehouse
work. Applicants
must possess good
communication
skills and work well
with other employ-
ees. Previous expe-
rience in counter
sales and with point
of sale systems a
plus. We offer com-
petitive wages, IRA
and health benefits.
Send resume to:
Team Supply
PO BOX 2178
Hazleton, PA 18201
or complete an
employment
application at
Team Supply
1548 Highway 315
Wilkes-Barre
573 Warehouse
WAREHOUSE WORKER
For baling, loading/
unloading, mainte-
nance. Lifting up to
50 lbs. Full time
position with bene-
fits. We do back-
ground check and
drug screening.
APPLY AT
730 CASEY AVENUE
WILKES-BARRE
570 270 2670
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570-829-7130
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FINANCIAL
610 Business
Opportunities
COFFEE SHOP
Turn key operation
in a wonderful area.
A must see! Deli &
ice cream. Will train,
excellent opportuni-
ty. $25,000.
570-262-1497
NEPA FLORAL &
GIFT SHOP
Including delivery
van, coolers, all
inventory, displays,
computer system,
customer list, web-
site and much
more. Turn key
operation in prime
retail location. Seri-
ous inquiries please
call
570-592-3327
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Opportunities
FIRE FIRE YOUR BOSS!!!! YOUR BOSS!!!!
WORK FOR
YOURSELF
INVEST IN
YOURSELF
WITH
JAN PRO
*Guaranteed Clients
* Steady Income
*Insurance &
Bonding
* Training & Ongoing
Support
* Low Start Up
Costs
*Veterans Financing
Program
* Accounts available
through
0ut Wilkes-Barre
& Scranton
570-824-5774
Janpro.com
TURN KEY OPERATION
Located at
Wyoming Valley Mall
must sell. $125,000
negotiable. Ask for
Rob 570-693-3323
630 Money To Loan
We can erase
your bad credit -
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say theyve never
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credit repair opera-
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Its a process that
starts with you and
involves time and a
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Learn about manag-
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MERCHANDISE
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
MOVE POSTERS
authentic $15. each.
5 drawer file, side to
side $300.
570-380-2472
710 Appliances
DISHWASHER 24
white, 2 years old
$150. obo.
RANGE HOOD 30
Broan, white $50.
obo. 570-574-3899
FRIDGE small dorm
size, Haier, white,
cube size 19 has
freezer $35.
570-472-4744
710 Appliances
GENES
RECONDITIONED
APPLIANCES
60 Day Warranty
Monday-Friday
8:00PM-5:00PM
Saturday
8:00AM-11:00AM
Gateway
Shopping Center
Kingston, PA
(570) 819-1966
STOVE coal burning
stove Old fashioned
antique white Dick-
son kitchen stove
with warming closet
has 6 lids. $550.
570-735-2081
WASHER & electric
dryer. As is $75.
570-451-2789
WASHER Kenmore
apartment size $75
All excellent condi-
tion. 570-472-3334
WASHER Kenmore,
full size front loader,
5 years old $250.
Excellent condition.
570-287-1411
716 Building
Materials
TUB antique claw
foot tub, excellent
condition, not a
reproduction. $200.
570-474-5585, 9:00
am to 9:00 pm
726 Clothing
COAT
KENNETH COLE
Beige, size 6,
hardly worn. $75.
570-855-5385
DRESSES: teen
party / prom Evan
Picone size 4 bur-
gundy dress, back
of dress has 4 rose
buds, flowing down
back of dress is 2
panels that just lay
over the dress $35.
Size 4 champagne
color strapless, side
zipper, beautiful
crossover in back
$35. Rampage size
4 white dress,
pearls on front, side
zipper, dress off
shoulder, 2 side slits
$35. Jessica
McClintock size 5 2
piece lavender
dress, open back
ties around neck,
rhinestones on top
of dress $20. Urban
Girl Nites size 5/6
red dress has back
cut out with criss-
cross straps,
comes with small
matching red purse
$20. Jessica
McClintock strap-
less embroided flo-
ral burgundy dress
size 5 back zipper
has (1) side slit $20.
Jump size 5/6 black
sparkle dress,
rhinestone straps,
slit up back $20.
570-288-8689
PURSES variety,
new condition $11.
each. 570-602-1075
726 Clothing
PROM GOWN pink
strapless jeweled
ballgown. Pickups
on skirt, corset style
back lacing, size
3/4. Originally $420
asking $100.
570-474-6936
730 Computer
Equipment &
Software
COMPUTER - DELL
$25.
570-287-0023
DESKTOPS & TOW-
ERS refurbished, off
lease $25-$175.
IBM/HP/ACER +
more. xp pro, win-
dows 7, keyboard &
mouse included, all
have office 10, AV +
more. Refurbished
OFF-LEASE laptops
$150-$225. DELL/
HP/COMPAQ. win-
dows 7, wifi, office,
+ more. laptop bag
included. Warranty
included!! call 862-
2236 for details
742 Furnaces &
Heaters
OIL FURNACE
100,000 BTU.
approximately 4
years old, works
very well. $350.
570-675-4923
744 Furniture &
Accessories
BED Queen, White
metal, excellent
condition, paid
$500. asking $100.
Is 5 years old.
570-371-3148
BISTRO SET 3 piece
bistro oak & white,
solid wood, coun-
tertop tall $125.
570-472-4744
DESK & CHAIR with
detachable hutch
with light. Excellent
condition asking
$50. 570-822-7813
DINING ROOM
SET
Thomasville
Large table, 2
leaves, 6 Wind-
sor chairs & large
matching hutch,
excellent condi-
tion $800.
570-901-1062
DINING ROOM TAB-
LE & CHAIR SET.
Solid oak, laminate
top, medium oak
color. 4 chairs, 2 10
leaf extensions.
Asking $600, OBO.
570-639-2671
ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER dark oak -
15 1/2 d, 5 h & 4
wide $50. Kenmore
Powermate 12 amp
canister vacuum
with attachments -
$60. 570-288-3723
MATTRESS & BOX
SPRING, full set
brand new in bag.
$325.570-602-1075
744 Furniture &
Accessories
ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER Sauder
with 27 Zenith TV &
5 disc player $75.
570-287-0023
FURNI SH FURNI SH
FOR LESS FOR LESS
* NELSON *
* FURNITURE *
* WAREHOUSE *
Recliners from $299
Lift Chairs from $699
New and Used
Living Room
Dinettes, Bedroom
210 Division St
Kingston
Call 570-288-3607
FUTON excellent
condition with
mahogany arm rest
$200. OBO. White
microwave hutch
with top glass doors
& shelving. $125.
OBO.
570-208-3888
HUTCH oak corner
hutch $100. (2) end
tables & coffee
table $25 each. All
excellent condition
570-472-3334
Mattress
Queen P-Top Set
New in Plastic
Can Deliver
$150
570-280-9628
PATIO FURNITURE:
One 6 redwood pic-
nic table with 2
benches One 40
round fiberglass/
aluminum table plus
4r chairs with cush-
ions. All very good
condition, $100 for
both OBO. 570-
675-1278 9am -5pm
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SOFA & matching
chair. Excellent con-
dition. $130.
570-824-6770
WING CHAIR, small
antique uphol-
stered, with channel
back & claw feet,
gold color, $75.
Antique mahogany
two tier end table,
$40. 3 stack tables,
walnut, excellent
$30. Brass table
lamp with shade
$10. Crockery jardi-
neer floor vase with
floral embellish-
ments $65.
570-655-1217
WEST WEST WYOMING WYOMING
6th Street
OPEN YEAR ROUND
SPACE
AVAILABLE
INSIDE & OUT
ACRES OF
PARKING
OUTSIDE
SPACES
- $10
Saturday
10am-2pm
Sunday
8am-4pm
FLEA
MARKET
750 Jewelry
JACK IS PAYING
TOP DOLLAR !!!!!
for Gold & Silver,
Diamonds, Plat-
inum, Watches.
Also buying
scrap jewelry.
CASH ON THE
SPOT!!!!!
We make house
calls. 328-3428,
855-7197 or visit
us 134 Route 11
Larksville, Pa
NECKLACE 16
pearl with 67 5-5.5
white pearls & 14kt
gold clasp. Never
worn. Paid $1,895
asking $1,000 OBO.
570-301-8749
752 Landscaping &
Gardening
LAWN MOWER Cub
Cadet self-propelled
gas, model 959435.
Mulch, side dis-
charge, rear bag,
single lever height
adjustment. About 5
years old. Runs fine.
$50. 570-479-1463
WOOD CHIPPER
SPREADER, Yard-
man, 10HP, excel-
lent condition $325.
OBO. 570-824-7314
758 Miscellaneous
BATTERY: new Max
Power car battery,
used for only 1
month, paid $80.
sell for $50. OBO.
Baby/toddler cloth-
ing, all sizes & sea-
sons $1 & up. Baby
crib padding,
bumpers, curtains,
mobile,etc. all $20.
Sheer cover make-
up, all types &
shades retails for
$17. & higher, will
sell $5. each. Cindy
Crawford meaning-
ful beauty skin care
items taking a loss
at $5. each. 20 tv
works great sell for
$7. 570-855-1232
BOOKS: Paper-
backs $40. Hard-
covers $60.,
romance, mysteries
etc., must take all
$100. 825-4635
758 Miscellaneous
HAND QUILTING
FRAME, adjustable,
2 rail, 8 $75.
Stereo system plus
amplifiers $200. 2
Cast iron hot water
radiators for sale.
$50. oil fired boiler,
Vintage 1948 Philco
radio/phonograph
$75. Vintage mush-
room brooch pin
signed Carolee $10.
Genuine silver &
turquoise clip-on
earring $25. Vintage
Mother pin of
mother of pearl &
gold wire $12. Beau-
tiful goldtone filigree
feather pin/broach
$10. Genuine Monet
goldtone pin $10.
Beautiful antiqued
silvertone bird pin.
$10. 570-258-0437
758 Miscellaneous
BEST PRICES
IN THE AREA
CA$H ON THE $POT,
Free Anytime
Pickup
570-301-3602
570-301-3602
CALL US!
TO JUNK
YOUR CAR
POOL TABLE Har-
vard 79x44 2 cue
sticks & wall mount
Cue stick holder
Excellent condition.
$100. 570-430-1396
SEWING MACHINE
Brother 27 func-
tions, new in box
$125. 570-602-1075
758 Miscellaneous
LADDER 24 alu-
minum Werner
$100. Burner
propane grill with
wheels never used
$285. Wood stove
never used new
$200. Magic Chef
small fridge used 1
day $75. Dewalt
cordless drill 18v
$75. Makita cord-
less drill 12v $40. 3
solid pvc pipe &
7113/4 $9. 16 $20.
39 3/4 $3.85 3x
25 fence with gate
top rail fence poles
$50.: 570-735-2236
SEWING MACHINE
Singer Overlock
factory machine,
attachments, fabric,
buttons etc. $550.
OBO. 570-472-3378
Purebred Animals?
Sell them here with a
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570-829-7130
746 Garage Sales/
Estate Sales/
Flea Markets
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796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
HDI METALS
39 S. Prospect St.
Nanticoke PA 570-735-1487
GOLD - SILVER
COINS - JEWELRY
Buying Daily 11AM - 6PM
No nonsense guarantee
We will beat any competitors
advertised price by up to 20%
746 Garage Sales/
Estate Sales/
Flea Markets
758 Miscellaneous
All Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
570-574-1275
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looking here!
Where's your ad?
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LAWN STATUES,
CONCRETE
For Sale.
Fishing Boys, Mexi-
can & Donkey,
Deer, Elf, & Others.
570-262-2204 or
570-288-2722
MILK CAN with lid,
painted black has
decal, approxi-
mately 23 1/2 h
good condition.
Atlantic carry on
21wx15h, zipper
compartment in
front & 1 in back,
Atlantic Duffle bag
20wx12h lots of
room inside, front
zipper for storage
Atlantic garment
bag 23wx43h lots
of zipper compart-
ments all (3) pieces
for $35. 36 TV
measuring 34w, 29
1/2h, 25d great
working TV manu-
factured by Sears
$55. 570-650-8710
758 Miscellaneous
REFRIGERATION
FREEZER UNIT com-
plete system for
walk in freezer
includes Copeland
compressor, Larkin
air blower, power
control & tempera-
ture switch & timer
etc. Almost new
$550. 333-4827
RIMS set of 4 16
chrome rims with
tires & lug nuts. Like
new & ready to
mount. Bought 1
year ago for $950 at
Sears. 5 bolt pattern
& locks sacrifice
$350 Firm.
570-313-5538
TIRES studded
snows 2, Traction
King plus 10 ply
245-75-16 M&S,
lightly used $149.
Additional set non-
studded $89.
570-333-4827
758 Miscellaneous
MILK CRATES, plas-
tic (9) $22. Air purifi-
er $22. Outdoor
childrens plastic
playhouse $38. 2
pool cue sticks $17.
5 gallon exterior
blue paint $28. 3 flo-
rescent road cones
$45. Tub shower
sliding door kit $30.
1 1/2 gallon humidifi-
er $18. Futon $85.
Antique baby sleigh
$25. 3 concrete
gutter splash boxes
$40. Clothes line
150 $15. Lawn
spreader $15. Slid-
ing board $20. 20
West coast bike
$115. White wood
rocker $18. Touch
lamp $28. Picnic
table & benches
$28. heavy duty
wheelbarrow $65. 6
wooden saw horses
$10. Sofa loveseat,
green floral print
$55. Turbo super
blower hand vac
$22. 2 large rectan-
gle mirrors $28. Big
tent with bottom
tarp $35. Dome tent
with bottom tarp
$25. 12 snow shov-
els $75. Golf driver
$10. 10 wooden
step ladder $35, 8
wooden step ladder
$30.
570-288-1077
To place your
ad Call Toll Free
1-800-427-8649
TIRES/Like New 2 -
225/60r/16 $115. 2-
225/45r/17 $145. 2-
205/50r/17 $145. 2-
245/45r17 $160. 2-
2-35/12.50/15LT
$200. 2-275/55r/20
$135. 2-225/75r/15
$80. 570-969-1481
776 Sporting Goods
BIKE girls 20,
great condition, Ral-
lye Sweetie. $45.
570-822-6258
FLY ROD Martin
matched set 8 3
piece & reel - Tuffy
#63 with line, excel-
lent condition $30.
570-735-6638
POOL TABLE excel-
lent condition with
all accessories
$400. OBO. Moving
need to sell
570-208-3888
ROAD BIKE, TREK
smaller frame,
postal colors, high
end components,
hardly ridden $400.
OBO. 570-675-2163
SWIM/BOATING
VESTS, 4 adult & 3
youth $25.
570-693-2818
780 Televisions/
Accessories
TV 42 plasma flat
panel, like new, pic-
ture perfect, sur-
round sound, many
hookups on back,
highly rated on Con-
sumer Report $250.
Firm. 570-313-5538
784 Tools
BANDSAW Grizzly
14 model g 1019
asking $100.
570-574-1468
WELDER Lincoln arc
welder very good
condition. Asking
$200.570-540-3163
786 Toys & Games
BIKE Mongoose
racer boys 16,
excellent condition
$25. 570-735-6638
PLAYHOUSE heavy
duty plastic outdoor
approximately 6
tall with front door,
back door, & double
side doors, window
seat with toy chest
underneath, flower
boxes for the win-
dows, used, sell for
$500. paid $1200,
Must disassemble,
& pickup.
570-379-2625
794 Video Game
Systems/Games
WII UNIT 2 con-
trollers wiring, 8
games $250.
570-288-3352
XBOX GAMES
excellent condition!
Gears of War $25;
Modern Warfare
$25; Kinnect Power
Up Heros $15; the
Darkness 2 $28;
Twilight Princess
$35; Sonic Heros
$25; Kill Switch $6;
Resident Evil Zero
$25. 570-762-1335
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
VITOS
&
GINOS
Wanted:
ALL
JUNK
CARS &
TRUCKS
Highest
Prices
Paid!!
FREE PICKUP
288-8995
800
PETS & ANIMALS
815 Dogs
DACHSHUND PUPPIES!
AKC Regi st er ed.
Ready to go. Vet
checked. Please call
570-864-2207
GOLDEN DOODLE PUPS
F1B. Health guaran-
tee, non shedding.
References avail-
able. $800 males,
$900 Females.
570-765-1846
815 Dogs
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Health guaranteed,
health records, non
shedding, social-
ized. $400 each.
570-765-0936
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906 Homes for Sale
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paying your mort-
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foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
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HUDSON
Archaic 2 floor, 5.5
room homestead,
new washer, dryer,
sump pump, roof
3.5 years old. Lot
over 4,000 sq. ft. 50
East Stanton St.
$50,000. Call 9am-
7pm 570-239-5672
or 570-822-1940
906 Homes for Sale
EXETER
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday
12pm-5pm
362 Susquehanna
Ave
Completely remod-
eled, spectacular,
2 story Victorian
home, with 3 bed-
rooms, 1.5 baths,
new rear deck, full
front porch, tiled
baths and kitchen,
granite counter-
tops, all Cherry
hardwood floors
throughout, all new
stainless steel
appliances and
lighting, new oil fur-
nace, washer dryer
in first floor bath.
Great neighbor-
hood, nice yard.
$174,900 (30 year
loan, $8,750 down,
$887/month, 30
years @ 4.5%)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
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PLAINS
Birchwood hills, 4
bedroom, 2.5 bath,
2 story family room
with fireplace, fin-
ished basement,
built in pool,
$399,900
(570)824-2471
SWOYERSVILLE
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday
12pm-5pm
52 Barber Street
Beautifully remod-
eled 3 bedroom, 1
bath home in the
heart of the town.
With new carpets,
paint, windows,
doors and a mod-
ern kitchen and
bath. Sale includes
all appliances:
refrigerator, stove,
dishwasher, washer
and dryer. Nice yard
and superb neigh-
borhood. Priced to
sell at $89,900 or
$433.00 per month
(bank rate; 30
years, 4.25%, 20%
down). Owner also
willing to finance
100% of transaction
with a qualified
cosigner. Call Bob at
570-654-1490
906 Homes for Sale
WEST PITTSTON
225-227 Boston Ave
Double block.
Wyoming Area
schools. Out of flood
zone. 1 side rented
to long term tenant
at $525 /month.
Other side remod-
eled - move in or
rent at $650/month.
3 bedrooms each
side, gas furnaces,
sunrooms, large
yard. $149,000. Call
570-357-0042
WEST WYOMING
438 Tripp St
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday
12pm-5pm
Completely remod-
eled home with
everything new.
New kitchen, baths,
bedrooms, tile
floors, hardwoods,
granite countertops,
all new stainless
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
microwave, dish-
washer, free stand-
ing shower, tub for
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
neighborhood
$154,900 (30 year
loan @ 4.5% with 5%
down; $7,750 down,
$785/month)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
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WILKES-BARRE
3 bedrooms,
Heights Section,
side yard, fully
fenced, gas heat,
close to schools,
good condition
$51,900
Call 570-823-2726
Leave message if
no answer.
912 Lots & Acreage
SUSQUEHANNA
COUNTY/MONTROSE
10.66 ACRES
Mostly wooded.
$100,000.
Well & electric, no
running water.
Small bunk bed
cabin with base-
board heat.
No septic.
610-760-1308
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941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
DUPONT
Completely remod-
eled, modern 2 bed-
room townhouse
style apartment.
Lots of closet
space, with new
carpets and com-
pletely repainted.
Includes stove,
refrigerator, wash-
er, dryer hook up.
Nice yard & neigh-
borhood, no pets.
$595 + security. Call
570-479-6722
EDWARDSVILLE
Small 2 bedroom,
water included
$500/mo.+ security.
PITTSON
Small 1 bedroom, all
included, no electric
$500/mo. + securi-
ty. 570-406-1061
HARDING
Renovated 1st floor,
2 bedroom apart-
ment. New carpet-
ing and paint. Fridge
& stove. Water
Included. $600 +
security & utilities.
Call 570-240-6620
or 570-388-6503
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
EXETER
First floor,
1 bedroom.
Freshly painted,
washer/dryer
hook-up. $395/
month + utilities.
Security required.
NO PETS.
570-477-6018
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FORTY FORT
1 BEDROOM APTS
Very nice, clean,
great neighbor-
hood, hardwood
floors, a/c, washer
/dryer with newer
appliances, stor-
age, 1st/last/securi-
ty with one year
lease. References
required. $650-
$695 + utilities.
Water/sewer by
owner, no pets,
non-smoking.
Call 202-997-9185
for appointment
FORTY FORT
2nd floor, 4 rooms,
wall to wall carpet,
heat, public water,
sewer & recycling
fees included. Tile
bathroom with
shower. Attic &
yard. Stove & fridge
furnished. Washer /
dryer hookup. Good
location, off street
parking, No pets. 1
year lease & securi-
ty, $650. Call
570-655-0530
FORTY FORT
30 DAY
MAKEOVER
America Realty
Rentals
First Floor,
Renovated,
Compact,
1 Bedrooms,
Gas Fireplaces,
new wall to wall,
Appliances,
Decks.
EMPLOYMENT
VERIFICATION/
APPLICATION,
2 YEAR SAME
RENTS START-
ING AT $500 +
Utilities.
NO PETS OR
SMOKING
288-1422
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KINGSTON
EATON TERRACE
317 N. Maple
Ave. Large Two
story, 2 bed-
room, 1.5 bath,
Central Heat &
Air, washer/dryer
in unit, parking.
$840 + utilities &
1 month security
570-262-6947
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941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
KINGSTON
E. E. W Walnut alnut St. St.
Located in quiet
neighborhood. Kit-
chen, living room,
dining room, sun
room, bathroom. 2
large and 1 small
bedroom, lots of
closets, built in linen,
built in hutch, hard-
wood floors, fire-
place, storage room,
yard. New washer/
dryer, stove & fridge.
Heat and hot water
included. 1 year lease
+ security. $950
570-406-1411
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570-829-7130
KINGSTON
Beautiful, over-
sized executive
style apartment
in large historic
home. Two bed-
rooms, one bath,
granite kitchen,
hardwood floors,
dining room, liv-
ing room, base-
ment storage,
beautiful front
porch, washer/
dryer. $1,200
monthly plus util-
ities. No pets. No
smoking. Call
570-472-1110
MOUNTAIN TOP
WOODBRYN
1 & 2 Bedroom.
No pets. Rents
based on income
start at $405 &
$440. Handicap
Accessible. Equal
Housing Opportuni-
ty. 570-474-5010
TTY711
This institution is an
equal opportunity
provider and
employer.
Immediate Openings!
NANTICOKE
1st floor. 1 bed-
room. ALL UTILI-
TIES INCLUDED!
Off street parking.
Fresh paint.
NO PETS
$525 + security
570-477-6018
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NANTICOKE
Great 1st floor 1
bedroom apart-
ment, heat included,
with a detached
garage in a great
location. Hardwood
floors & appliances
included. Shared
washer / dryer.
Large yard. $750 +
electric, security &
references. Call
570-371-3271
NANTICOKE
Honeypot Section
2nd floor, 3 room
apartment. Nice
neighborhood. $400
+ utilities & security.
No pets. Call
570-885-6878
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
NANTICOKE
Spacious 1 bed-
room 1st floor. New
carpeting, gas
range and fridge
included. Garage
parking, no dogs.
References and
security required.
$450/mo. Water,
sewer, garbage fee
incl. Tenant pays
gas and electric
570-696-3596
NANTICOKE
Very clean, nice, 2
bedroom. Water,
sewer, stove, fridge,
Garbage collection
fee included. Wash-
er/dryer availability.
Large rooms.
Security, $565/mo.
570-542-5610
30+
DAY
BEING
REMODELED
NORTH
WILKES-BARRE
FIRST FLOOR
EFFICIENCY /
1 BEDROOM,
BRAND NEW
FLOORING,
CARPETING,
MODERN/APPLI-
ANCES, ELEC-
TRIC/GAS FIRE-
PLACE. APPLI-
CATION/EMPLO
YMENT VERIFI-
CATION being
considered NO
PETS/SMOKING
2 YEARS @
$500+ UTILITIES.
MANAGED!
Amer|ca Rea|ty
Renta|s
288-1422
PITTSTON
1st floor, 2 bed-
rooms. All appli-
ances included. All
utilities paid; elec-
tricity by tenant.
Everything brand
new. Off street park-
ing. $750 + security
& references. Call
570-969-9268
PITTSTON
2 or 3 bedroom, 1st
floor, full kitchen.
Heat included, no
pets. $650 + 1
month security. Call
570-451-1038
PLAINS
Newly remodeled, 2
bedroom. Living
room, dining room,
eat in kitchen, stove
w/d hookup. Heat,
water, sewer
included. No smok-
ing or pets.
$625/month, secu-
rity and references.
570-905-0186
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
PITTSTON
2nd floor, 2 bed-
rooms, living room,
eat in kitchen. Stove
fridge, washer &
dryer included. Car-
peted & newly
painted. Off street
parking for 1 car. No
smoking. No pets.
$575 + utilities,
security & 1st month
570-696-1485
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PLYMOUTH
Cozy 3 bedroom,
1.5 bath, $525/
month + utilities &
security. No pets.
570-417-3427
WEST PITTSTON
- Boston Ave. -
Spacious, private 2
bedroom apart-
ment on 2nd floor.
Refrigerator, stove,
dishwasher, wash-
er, dryer, off street
parking, air condi-
tioning & gas heat
+ storage space.
Water & Sewer
included in rent. No
pets, no smoking.
$525/month + sec-
urity. 570-417-2775
or 570-954-1746
WEST WYOMING
1st floor, 1 bed-
room, $450 per
month + utilities.
No pets, no smok-
ing. Call
570-693-1000
WEST WYOMING
425 West 8th Street
New 1st floor, 2
bedroom with off
street parking,
washer/dryer hook
up, stove. No pets.
$550/mo + security.
Sewer & garbage
included, other utili-
ties by tenant.
570-760-0458
WILKES-BARRE
1-ROOM STUDIO
in historic building at
281 S. Franklin St.
with kitchenette &
bath. Heat, water,
garbage removal,
and parking includ-
ed in $425 month
rent. Call
570-333-5471
with references
WILKES-BARRE
155 W. River St.
1 bedroom, some
appliances included,
all utilities included
except electric,
hardwood floors,
Pet friendly. $600.
570-969-9268
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE
Mayflower
Crossing
Apartments
570.822.3968
2, 3 & 4
Bedrooms
- Light & bright
open floor plans
- All major
appliances included
- Pets welcome*
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- 24 hour emergency
maintenance
- Short term
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FORTY FORT
WYOMING AVE
"Amer|ca Rea|ty"
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Lease one or
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Starting @ $550 -
2 years, 500/600
approximate sq.
ft. Inquiries apply:
570-288-1422
950 Half Doubles
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
1 Regina St
3 bedrooms, 1.5
bath. All appliances
included. New car-
pet. Large kitchen &
living room. $875 +
utilities. Security
deposit + back-
ground check. Call
570-765-4474
HANOVER TWP.
$650/month, 2
bedroom, 1 bath,
living dining room
& eat in kitchen.
Appliances, wash-
er/dryer hook up.
Off street parking.
Water, sewer &
recyclables
included. Securi-
ty, references &
credit check.
No pets.
570-824-3223
950 Half Doubles
HARVEYS LAKE
3 bedroom, 1 bath,
eat-in kitchen,
washer/dryer hook-
up, off street park-
ing. $700 + utilities.
570-606-7917
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KINGSTON
Sprague Ave.
2 bedroom, 1 bath,
1st floor duplex,
New w/w carpeting
& hardwood floors.
Convenient to
Wyoming Ave.
Washer/dryer hook-
up, basement stor-
age. Reduced!
$540/month
+ utilities, security,
lease & NO PETS.
570-793-6294
PITTSTON TWP
MAINTENANCE FREE!
2 Large Bedrooms.
Off-Street Parking
No Smoking.
$600+utilities, secu-
rity, last month.
570-885-4206
PLAINS
NEW LUXURY
DUPLEX
This beautiful, com-
pletely renovated 2
bedroom luxury
apartment could be
yours! All new high
end amenities
include: hardwood
floors, gorgeous
maple kitchen cabi-
nets with granite
countertops & stain-
less steel appli-
ances. Spacious
great room with gas
fireplace. Stacked
washer/dryer. All
new tile bath. Large
screened-in porch.
Many large, conven-
ient closets. Central
A/C. New gas heat-
ing system. Huge
attic for storage.
Must See!
$850 + utilities,
lease & security. NO
PETS. Call for
appointment.
570-793-6294
953Houses for Rent
DALLAS
FOR SALE
OR RENT
Single home in
gated retirement
village. 3 bedroom,
2 bath, 2 car
garage. Granite
countertops, hard-
wood floors, gas
fireplace, appli-
ances included.
Quiet 55 plus com-
munity. No Pets.
One year lease.
$1675/mo + utilities
& security. Monthly
maintenance fee
included.
570-592-3023
HARVEYS LAKE
2 small bedrooms,
All appliances. New
wall to wall. Secu-
rity & first
months rent.
NO PETS.
570-762-6792
953Houses for Rent
NANTICOKE
Desirable
Lexington Village
Nanticoke, PA
Many ranch style
homes. 2 bedrooms
$900 + electric only
SQUARE FOOT RE
MANAGEMENT
866-873-0478
PITTSTON
Newly remodeled
single family Ranch
home. Excellent
condition with 3
bedrooms, 1.5
baths. Hardwood
floors, granite
counter tops, cen-
tral air, garage,
driveway, full base-
ment. No pets or
smoking. Garbage
& maintenance
included. Utilities
not included.
$1000/mo. Contact
Pat 570-237-0425
PLYMOUTH
3 bedroom, 1.5
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