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Studio: Walt Disney MPAA Rating: PG for action violence, language and rude humor. Mom Rating: 3 out of 5 Kid Rating: 4 out of 5 Cast: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot, Brad Garrett, Carol Kane Writers: Robert Garant, Thomas Lennon Director: Adam Shankman Let me start by stating the obvious: this movie is not going to win any awards. The premise of a Navy Seal sent to protect a family consisting of five out-of-control kids is as predictable as a poopy diaper gag, and it's such an obvious ploy for Vin Diesel to expand his action-hero fan base into the family audience (a la Arnie in "Kindergarten Cop") that I had no desire to see it. But the previews tickled my 9-year-old daughter so much that it was placed at the top her her "must-see" list, and you know what? I kind of liked it. The professional critics will tell you it's cliched (it is), unbelievable (true) and fluff. The suspension of disbelief you have to attain to get into it is huge (a babysitter who shops at Costco while the troop of girls in his care are selling their cookies in the parking lot? Without any supervision? A weapon sought by terrorists is hidden in a home and the government doesn't move the entire family to a safe house?) However, in my book, fluff is OK for a family film -- as long as it doesn't try to be anything else and it holds your interest. And this does, thanks to the unique charm of Vin Diesel and a cast of TV veterans who know how to do a lot with a little. Not all parents will find this movie appropriate for their children. Its PG rating was earned honestly. The film starts with an action sequence that ends with the death of the family's father, a security expert who created a program that can render a country's nuclear arsenal useless. There are more violent scenes sprinkled throughout the film, ranging from a fight sequence between Diesel and a couple of ninjas to a disturbing (but funny) bit where the youngest daughter's scout troop beats up and hogties a troop of boys. I laughed at that -- but felt guilty while I was doing it. (The violence is the cartoon sort -- while some participants die, there is no memorable blood or other consequences.) This movie also contains some bathroom humor, centered around poop. Lots and lots of poop. If you don't find this kind of thing funny, you are a more mature person than your children. This is the kind of thing they will remember and talk about with their friends. Diesel plays Navy Seal Shane Wolf, who had been assigned to rescue the security expert from terrorists who tried to steal his program. The fact that the man died on his watch weighs heavily on him, and when he is then assigned to protect the man's family, he knows he must make good. You see, everyone thinks the late inventor hid his program somewhere in his house -- the same house he shared with his wife and five children.
Shane Wolf is sent to protect them against the various agents and ninjas who are watching the house and trying to steal the program, and to find it himself. Oh yes -- the mother has to fly to Switzerland because the key to the program may be in a safe deposit box there, and she is delayed for over two weeks because she does not know the password her husband had left to allow her entry to its contents. And the nanny quits, which leaves Shane in charge of the entire brood, who are told they will do it "my way, not highway." (The kids have no idea what that means, and neither do I). Did I mention that Shane hates kids? And doesn't know how to change a diaper? The kids are all troubled. The teenage boy and girl have been cutting classes, and the boy is bullied by the entire wrestling team, led by its coach (who is also their K-12 school's vice principal, played with comic relish by "Everyone Loves Raymond's" Brad Garrett). He's really harmless, and besides, "He has tenure," sighs school principal Lauren Graham, who coincidentally is a retired CPO, having served four years at a naval base before college. (When I took screenwriting in college, I was told that the audience would forgive you just ONE coincidence. Apparently, the guys who wrote this script missed that lesson.) The middle child, an 8-year-old girl, has scout meetings three times a week (HUH? That's just nuts!) and has to deal with a troop of boys who declare a turf war over the Costco parking lot where both are trying to raise funds. The toddler can't sleep until someone sings and dances for him at night, and the baby -- well, the baby doesn't have any problems and only seems to be there so that Shane can do funny stuff with diapers and baby powder. Fortunately, the child actors, led by Brittany Snow as the oldest daughter, are sweet and appealing, even when they are in their "acting out" hostile phase. In addition to Garrett and Graham, the cast includes Faith Ford as the mom and Carol Kane as the nanny, who seems to be channeling an older -- and bitter -- version of Simka, the character she played on "Taxi." These guys can all steal a scene with their eyes By the end of the movie, Shane solves the kids' problems, saves the world and closed, and they ably support the action for Diesel and the kids. discovers he likes kids after all... all in the course of two weeks.
Hugo is Scorsese s first film in 3D and he uses it brilliantly, giving a real sense of space to the station and its many shops and hidden spaces without resorting to the usual cheap 3D tricks until he does, at which point it s clear that they re not merely tricks. He s pointing back to the earliest days of cinema when movies were designed primarily to startle and amaze and showing how the magic and sense of wonder those films had can still work today. This film is a blatant love letter to those early days of cinema, but it celebrates them as something alive, made by people who wanted to entertain and enthral. Scorsese extends this love of cinema to his own effort, filling it to the brim and then some with everything you could possibly want in a film. Kids have adventures, grown-ups fall in love, there are close shaves and narrow escapes and adventures under the sea and a movie studio made entirely of glass; what s not to like?
claws, prompting at least one audience member to revive the Andrew Dice Clay-era insult snapperhead . This film s real triumph is that none of the above ever comes off as laughable or stupid. Written down like that it sounds silly, sure; in the context of a film that from frame one is totally up-front and unapologetic about the way it s going to throw insane but visually stunning concepts at you, no way. Everything here is all deadly serious, right down to the in-any-other-context hilarious no shirt / meterhigh headgear look the minor Gods are rocking. Which is as it should be: this is the age of myth (which the film self-consciously highlights as it goes on), a world where the Gods are real, people have visions of the future and magic exists why shouldn t it look strange and mystical and completely overblown? Not to mention sexy: this is a film where Hollywood heartthrob Stephen Dorff plays the scruffy sleazeball sidekick, so clearly anyone not totally buff was left on a mountaintop to die as a baby. And while shirtless guys are the order of the day, Pinto (or her body double) has a jaw-dropping 3D arse shot. As Sir Mix-A-Lot once said even white boys got to shout . What really separates this from a particularly lavish late night Paris fashion show is the violence (or maybe not, depending on which fashion shows you ve been attending). Forget heads rolling though there are a lot of decapitations here this features one slow-motion action sequence built entirely around a dozen heads actually exploding. Tarsem s painterly approach to visuals works extremely well when it comes to the many action sequences too: he forgoes the now-standard rapid edits and shaky camerawork for long slow-motion takes that pan across the action and allow you to actually see clearly what s going on as Theseus slashes his way through a squad of soon-to-be-blood-gushing foes. So while visually this has the aesthetic of a high-end video installation, it also has a villain whose main goal after killing the Gods for allowing his family to die is to crush the testicles of every man who isn t him (and he s got a big henchman with a mallet to help him out). It s this combination of gorgeous visuals and extremely bloody and brutal action that makes Immortals such a strange and compelling experience. Well, that and Dorff saying with a straight face the line I am a thief, my lady if I were free of these chains I d steal your heart.
The Golden Claws, and The Secret of the Unicorn. Tintin purchases a model ship from a street vendor, takes it home, and ends up having it stolen from him. Eventually, he chases various leads and meets Captain Haddock; the two strike up a fast, if not ungainly friendship, and begin a race towards a treasure hidden by one of Haddock's descendants. Where people are going to take issue with this film (read: cry about it like entitled babies) is in the filler. You see, the books aren't enough to fill 107 minutes of screen time, and the filmmakers have decided to pepper the movie with far more action sequences than you might remember; there are some spectacularly long chases, filled with explosions, nail-bitingly close shaves, drunken near-misses and flagrantly unbelievable stunts. But as far as this lifelong Tintin reader is concerned, none of this compromises the spirit of the source material. The Adventures of Tintin is vastly different from the books on which it is based; it's almost Darwinian, like it's evolved away from it's distant ancestors. But Tintin retains all the qualities which make him great. Haddock is still a bumbling drunk - and for those of you who maintain that here, he's not the Haddock they remember, I'd like to insist you go back and read the first two books he appeared in, in which he was an absolute wreck. It was his ongoing adventures with Tintin which sobered him up and made him truly great. Snowy doesn't talk like he did in the comics, but he retains the intelligence he always had. In effect, it's a total revamp of the Tintin mythos, replete with surreal action sequences and liberal lashings of slapstick, but it manages to convey the core values of Tintin without, I feel, compromising what made the characters so vital. The animation is breathtaking. I'm aware that 3D is a truly frustrating phenomenon for many people, and I'll even acknowledge that it's very likely a cinematic blind alley, but here, it works. It's not essential in any way, shape or form, but it works. The characters benefit from motion capture more than I can express in words, and were it not for the trademark Herge exaggerated noses or moustaches borne by characters, you'd think you were watching real people. It's not going to be universally loved, but to be frank, my tolerance for childishly stalwart 'devotees' whose inability to cope with a new spin on an old classic, such as Tintin, is in pretty short supply. I left the cinema grinning like an idiot, and the entire row behind me, made up of middle aged Belgians proudly waving flags, walked out of the screening clapping one another on the back, bobbing around me joyfully like giddy balloons. If that's not a ringing endorsement from a die-hard fan, I don't know what is.