His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them

this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from
only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught
Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen
someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a
zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class
average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You
chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a
least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single
question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to
failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.

B is the new C