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ELLECTION 2011
Bill Gillespie 06

One Mans Opinion

Part I
How Hot is it? Its so hot that the birds are picking up their worms with potholders. Its so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking Its so hot that the chickens are laying fried eggs It's so hot that I want to take off my skin and sit in my bones It was so hot today a funeral procession pulled into a Dairy Queen. It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner. It's so hot that Hot water now comes out of both taps. It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade. Its so hot I saw a camel carrying a canteen. It's so hot the Jehovah's Witnesses started emailing. It's so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time It's so hot I need an air conditioner for my air conditioner Its so hot my stove left, crying you dont need me anymore Its so hot, I just hold my cigarette out of the window to light it. Its so hot all the water evaporated out of my swimming pool Its so hot my fan turned itself on

Part II
Its been such a busy summer that I really havent had enough time to complete some things Ive been working on. To bring you up to date; Ill be bringing back the HOT SPOT Minute Videos we were producing a few months ago. I hope you remember, we tried to keep you up to date on events and changes in some of the clubs and businesses, with very little commentary. Well be accepting sponsorships for these videos, which will be an inexpensive and effective way to get the word out about your business or event in a timely fashion, so dont be left out. Additionally, were launching a new website for businesses in our community who dont have a site. Were offering a live page, along with page creation, hosting an email address and changes for a small monthly fee. Weve already signed up a number of businesses and the site WILL be live before the end of the month. If we havent gotten to you yet, contact us to get on our list. Weve increased the number of High School Yearbooks we have in our archives, see the entire list in this issue to see whats available. Were also prepared to start making the HOT SPOT Magazine available on CD in the .pdf format. For instance, you can get all the HOT SPOTs issued this year so far or all of 2010 or 2009 on one CD. Were working now on converting previous years magazines. Lastly, well be putting out more of our HOT SPOT TV (HSTV) movies and videos. We have many hours of footage and the plan is to complete at least one per week. Thats all for now, I gotta get back to work. Just, One Mans Opinion. Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured one as a used car salesman. He had no experience in this field but he figured he could use the old sales pitch that the car was *like brand-new* and had only been driven by a little old lady on Sundays. He tried that approach on every prospective buyer, but none seemed to believe him and no sales were made that day. The following day he decided to change his sales pitch and sure enough he sold three cars. The manager of the used car dealership called him over and asked what he had done to bring about all these sales. Bill grinned, "Well they didn't believe my little old lady story yesterday, so today I told them that the car had previously been owned by a nymphomaniac."

Laughs The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more, then before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with ernest, "Give us some wisdom before you die!"

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and pointThe manager asked, "How on Earth did that ing out the window, she said, convince them to buy the cars?" "Don't sell that cow!
Bill said, "I explained to them that she'd only used the backseat."

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Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions. "Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic. "No," John whispered. "I quit." "That"s good. When did you quit?" "About 25 minutes ago."

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind.

Two old-timers, Zeb and Noah, were sitting in rocking chairs in front of the General Store in Atherton, Vermont, gabbing away about politics... Zeb said to Noah, "I used to eat a lot better back when Ronald Reagan was president." "Oh... So you think times were better back then?" asked Noah. "No..." replied Zeb, "I had my own teeth

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Laughs Two husbands, Chad and Sherm, were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Chad said, "I've made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word." "Wow!" said Sherm, "How do you manage that?" "It's easy," replied Chad. "My last words are always 'Yes, Dear.'"

Laughs A group of bats, hanging from the ceiling of a cave, discover a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave... Surprised by this unusual behavior, the group asked the standing bat: "What the heck are you doing down there?" The bat shouts back: "Yoga!"

Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!" The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!" The third woman fainted.

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Laughs A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..." The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

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Paris Hilton was recently hired at an office (apparently she is having some financial troubles!) Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, Paris grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. Paris held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" she asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" Paris sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf!"

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"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the waitress walked in the door. "It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that First Aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute." "WOW! What did you do?" asked the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!" answered the waitress.

Dana and Kim met for their weekly lunch date and found themselves discussing the news of the day -- the story of a politician who had an affair with a young woman was one topic that came up. "Dana," asked Kim thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you ever caught your husband with another woman?" "Another woman with MY husband?" Dana thought it over. "Don't hold back Dana, let me know what you would really do." said Kim. "Let's see," said Dana. "I suppose I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the mental institution she escaped from."

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