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Ontario’s economic
strategy is way
off track
by Brad Harness
The idea that handouts are the as manufacturing, that face
best way to operate an economy extreme competition in the
is false. Human nature functions marketplace – now even more
on behaviour modification, with so with freer and global trade
rewards reinforcing certain – organized labour is causing the
courses of action as “the best collapse of numerous factories
way to go”. across Ontario.
Offering handouts to beggars To stave off collapse, business
on the street, to industry, even turns to government for help.
to farmers and fishermen, is not There is little government can do
in their best interests, or in the that is justifiable: Why should
province’s best interest. “Give government prop up one business
a man a fish and feed him for a and not another? Often that is
day, teach him to fish and feed for electoral considerations first
him for a lifetime,” should be and foremost.
government’s motto. A more palatable solution is
The role of the government to forego that business’ taxes
at Queen’s Park is to create an for the year to free up financial
economic environment where room. But that is a band aid
individuals, and companies, can solution at best. What is needed
prosper. Prosperity often brings is a long-term economic and
happiness and good health, and industrial strategy for Ontario,
so it follows that healthy, happy one that is ethical and forward-
voters will return the political looking.
party to power if they are able Several courses of action
to create good economic times. are available: These include
Thus, this must be the focus of corporate tax cuts across the
any political party hoping to entire economy. For one, an
govern Ontario for more than a immediate 20% cut is affordable,
single term. and sends the signal to business
Governments’ life blood is that the government is serious
its revenues, the lion’s share about growth and job (taxpayer)
of which come from taxation. creation.
It has been shown in many Another would be halting the
jurisdictions around the globe increase in minimum wages:
that when you reduce tax rates, Employers know what they need
you create jobs and therefore, to pay to hire who they need.
expand the overall number of Increased minimum wages
taxpayers, which results in a merely hinder the development
BLACK MOUNTAIN’S IN
THE FUTURE STUCK IN
THE PAST
If one is to believe hard rock
band Black Mountain then the
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Between Friends
NORTH OF FORTY
The End of the End
I have a theory about the size of a man’s butt. (I’m
happy to report that I haven’t done any research on this.)
My theory is that through a man’s life, the size of his
butt pretty much follows the pattern of the Bell Curve,
starting out quite small, increasing in mass in the early
teens, expanding exponentially through the thirties
and forties, reaching the zenith of its growth potential
by Red Green around the age of 53, and then diminishing in size
exponentially until the age of 75, at which time it has
returned to being quite small. I can understand why it enlarges through
middle age because there’s usually a fairly substantial gut out front, and if The Other Coast
the butt was too small, a man would be unbalanced and unable to stand
up. But I don’t understand why it has to shrink with age. It seems cruel
or at least ironic that when you finally get to the age where you can stop
worrying, you’ve got nothing to fall back on.
Do I know you?
Does this information affect me personally and will not having
it cause me bodily harm or, worse still, cost me money?
Can you express your thought in less than ten seconds?
Are you planning to use words that I don’t know?
Will you be blocking the exit?
1. A picture of Charo.
2.
3.
4.
Ticket stubs from a Herman’s Hermits concert.
An unused condom marked ‘Best Before April 12, 1965’
The condom is wrapped around a Viagra pill.
Recipe of the Week
5. A picture of a man in his early twenties wearing the exact same
leisure suit that the wallet owner is currently wearing.
6. A large collection of business cards of varying age. They are
each from radically different businesses, although they all have the wallet
owner’s name on them.
7. A small calendar identifying the owner’s time-share week in
Greenland.
8. The singed remains of his Ford Pinto Proof of Ownership.
9. A coupon to have his colors done.
10. No money.
CANCER CAPRICORN
PUD by Steve Nease A really nice business deal comes
along between now and the second
A very nice business venture can be
concluded this week but you have to
week of September. Do not agree too be sure of the legalities before you
quickly with a “deal” or sign any papers sign on the dotted line. Take a few
because you will lose money. days to look it all over.
LEO AQUARIUS
Business can be a bit overwhelming If you have money due you, you
right now but you are ready for it and should be collecting it within the next
you know it cannot last very long so go week or so. If you need some kind of
with the flow. New deals are made now agent to represent you for anything,
that bring in more cash. this is a goof time when you find the
right person so start looking around.
VIRGO
This is a good time to get into a house PISCES
project, something you have been Someone may need your assistance
putting off for awhile. Between now and or expertise to complete a business
next week a rather large bill comes due arrangement or some sort of a deal
Check out this week’s cool website: so plan your finances carefully. this week. You are more concerned
about others this week than you are
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Radar speed trap bears temporary fruit Creek project gathers steam
by Tabitha Lavoie by Tabitha Lavoie
GRANTON - “Only with the or- means,” says Westman in regards DAR sign, as it is the property of LUCAN BIDDULPH - Township that while the group has been suc-
ange flags do people react.” Unfor- to the residents advising him of the the Community Policing Com- Council had a visitor on Tuesday, 2 cessful in recruiting members, no
tunately, there won’t always be an speeds. Westman clocked cars going mittees of Middlesex County and September for a regularly scheduled one from Lucan is involved in the
orange flag present to encourage both ways between 5:30am and 8: Lucan Biddulph’s turn with the sign council meeting. The meeting was group, and the UTCA would like
people to slow down. 30am on 4 September. Between will soon end, Westman is passing moved to Tuesday because of La- to see all areas of the watershed
Alex Westman, Councilor for those hours he saw 218 cars, and all the information he compiles onto bour Day. represented.
the Granton Area, commented on only 58 of those cars were within the OPP. So far, that has seemed to The visitor, Susan Brocklebanks, While Brocklebanks wasn’t ask-
the actions of drivers’ in the Lu- the speed limit, one even breaking work. the acting Community Partnerships ing for one of the council members
can Biddulph Community Policing 90kph. The day following Westman’s Specialist of the Upper Thames Con- to join, she thought that by bringing
Committee’s initiative to slow driv- “Most of the vehicles were head- findings in Granton saw the Police servation Authority (UTCA) was in the initiative to council, they would
ers down for the back-to-school sea- ing south bound into the village out in full force trying to catch those attendance to update council on an be able to use their connections and
son and beyond at Tuesday night’s (Granton), but I did notice that daily speeders neglecting the 50kph initiative they have been working and the number of people they know to
Council meeting. The orange flags the north bound vehicles that were through Granton. That same morn- also to get publicity out regarding a hopefully recruit a few members
he speaks of are part of the large speeding through town seemed to be ing also saw Westman in front of new member they are looking for in from Lucan.
sign that has been at the centre of traveling faster and slowed down for the Lucan Memorial Community a newly formed group called The Brocklebanks explained that the
their efforts and on the side of many the sign,” says Westman. The sign Centre, a place where many drivers’ Friends of Medway Creek. group is currently working on a
roads in Lucan Biddulph recently. he is referring to is the same RA- speeds pleased him. Brocklebanks updated council on strategy for the area, and most of
The most recent location that DAR sign with orange flags. “The speeds were much lower the progress of the Medway Creek the brainstorming and develop-
Westman, the sign, and a few volun- Although they are slowing down than expected,” says Westman of Community Based Watershed Strat- ment will take place over the win-
teers, have set up is on Main Street for the sign, there isn’t always going the initiative in front of the Lucan egy Development, and explained to ter, while the implementation will
in Lucan at the Community Centre, to be a sign present, and Westman Memorial Community Centre. Al- council that many initiatives have take place in the spring.
and at the north end of Granton hopes that by having the RADAR though it may be a little early to tell, taken place in the Medway Creek The time commitment for the
on Granton Line. Westman felt it sign now when many are in back-to- Westman would like to think they watershed because of poor scores Friends of Medway Creek is cur-
necessary to again set up in Granton school mode and before winter hits, RADAR programme is having an from the 2007 Upper Thames River rently one meeting each month,
due to a number of complaints that drivers will know now is the time to effect on drivers’. Watershed report cards. which takes place on the last
vehicles were racing through town reduce your speed. “It may only be temporary,” In ‘water quality’, Medway Creek Thursday of the month. Roughly
at very high speeds. Instead of holding studies all Westman says of the change, “but it scored a ‘C’, in ‘forest cover’ a ‘D’, ten meetings each year will be held,
“They weren’t wrong by any throughout the year with the RA- is still good.” and in ‘interior cover’, which is cover as December and a month during
for birds and other animals, it re- the summer won’t have a meeting.
Saintsbury sidewalk to school planned ceived a failing grade of an ‘E’. Many
initiatives have been put forth by the
UTCA in the past year to combat
Once the project gets further under-
way fewer meetings may be called.
The Medway Creek watershed is
by Tabitha Lavoie
these poor grades and protect what 205 sq. km and encompasses por-
LUCAN BIDDULPH - Council as Lucan Biddulph sits at the burner for awhile, but as the new the watershed has left. tions of Middlesex Centre, Lucan
met for a regularly scheduled mouth of the Medway Creek school fast approaches, the need One of efforts has been a group Biddulph, Thames Centre and the
created called Friends of Medway City of London.
meeting last Tuesday, as Mon- watershed. While she didn’t ask for a sidewalk on Saintsbury also Creek which invited more members If anyone is interested in joining
day was occupied by the Labour a member of Council to sit on approaches. into their group in May 2008 when Friends of Medway Creek they
Day holiday. the board, Brocklebanks did ask The report looked at the cost they held an open house. The group are encouraged to contact Susan
First on the agenda was a them to use their connections to to complete two different types was formed to improve the health by email at brocklebanks@thame
presentation by Susan Brockle- try and recruit a new member. of sidewalks: a curb face side- of the Medway Creek watershed sriver.on.ca. There will also be a
banks, the acting Community The commitment for the walk and a paved sidewalk. The and to educate and involve the com- newsletter in September circulating
Partnerships Specialist of the group is a meeting on the last curb face would require the in- munity in the need to improve the the community with more informa-
Upper Thames Conservation Thursday of every month, and stallation of catch basins where watershed. tion for all.
Authority (UTCA). Brockle- they brainstorm and implement as the paved sidewalk would Brocklebanks explained to Council
banks presented to Council the ways to improve the Medway require less work but would be
progress that the UTCA has Creek watershed. flushed with the road. In order nicipality. It came back quoted full, won’t be approved until all
made on the Medway Creek Next on the agenda, Public to ensure safety, rumble strips or at $100,000 plus GST and engi- 2009 projects come to Council,
Community Based Watershed Works Manager Steve McAuley cat’s eyes (the low sitting road neering costs to complete, which many council members have
Strategy Development and was brought the preliminary design reflectors) would have to be makes Council question the need strong feelings about the side-
also present to ask Council for a report for sidewalks to Coun- installed as the sidewalk would to do it right away because of the walk being finished. Councillor
helping hand. cil last Tuesday. The sidewalk meet even with the road. state of Saintsbury itself. McAu- Wayne Hall explained to the
A group that has recently of concern is on Saintsbury McAuley recommended in- ley says that they are probably rest of Council that this proj-
started, called the Friends of Line, on both the north and stalling the curb face sidewalk, looking at refurbishing or redoing ect has been pushed back too
Medway Creek, is looking for a south side. The not-yet-existent as it would last longer and be Saintsbury in five years, so pour- many times and simply needs
member from the Lucan area, sidewalk has been on the back a better investment for the mu- ing a lot of money into sidewalks to be approved and started so
on a road that isn’t up to par that the kids going to the new
doesn’t make a lot of sense either. school next fall have a place to
It was suggested at Council that walk to and from school safely.
only part of the work be done He stressed that although there
until the road is updated, but that are going to be many other proj-
would mean ending the sidewalk ects that will need funding for
at Nicoline Avenue, which cre- 2009, this most definitely needs
ates an even greater safety issue to be pushed to the front. More
with leading the end of the side- research will have to be done
walk to a culvert. on the state of Saintsbury Line
While the project, half or in before anything is finalized.
MIDDLESEX - New funding and Area is receiving $49,997. Sarnia and Lambton $59,696, KOMOKA - Firerock Golf Suspicious vehicle
for social services centres that The Childrens Aid Society of the Social Service Bureau of Course on Oxbow Dr. in LOBO - A vehicle parked
deal with abused women are London and Middlesex is getting Sarnia-Lambton $6,485, and Middlesex Centre was broken outside a residence on Charlton
receiving an injection of money $8,068; Family Service Thames the Reseau des Femmes du Sud into on 3 September. Nothing Dr. in Middlesex Centre on
from the McGuinty government, Valley $1,508. In Kent County, de l’Ontario (Sarnia/Lambton) appears to have been stolen. 3 September for 15 minutes
to the tune of $18.8-million the Walpole Island First Nation $2,941, Across Ontario, the The alarm was activated as then pulled down the road and
across the province and nearly is getting $5,626, the Chatham money will add 83 beds to thieves attempted entry to the stopped again, according to a
$200,000 in Lambton-Kent- Kent Women’s Centre $63,073 existing shelters, raise the rear clubhouse door. witness. The vehicle is described
Middlesex. Within Middlesex and the Family Services of Kent minimum per bed funding to as a black Nissan Pathfinder,
County, the Women’s Rural $483. In Lambton County, the $30,000 from $25,000, provide a THAMES CENTRE - Tamarack with a single male occupant
Resource Centre of Strathroy Women’s Interval Home of a 5% increase to shelters. Golf Course on Cromarty Dr. in dressed in an orange shirt and
Thames Centre was targetted ball cap.
on 4 September. Again, as in a
few other break-ins at area golf
courses, nothing was stolen. Mischief
An employee observed a strobe NAPPERTON - Flowers and
alarm activated on a building. a greenhouse were damaged
Two men were inside at the after someone riding dirt bikes
time, and they fled from the left the area of a property along
scene when confronted by the Napperton Dr. in Adelaide
employee. The first suspect is Metcalfe Twp. on 31 August
said to be 5’9” tall, white, 150- 2008.
170 lbs in his early 20s, with
dark brown hair, a goatee, and Liquor violations
was wearing cut off blue jeans BALLYMOTE - Police stopped
and a long sleeve shirt, ball cap. a vehicle after it failed to stop at
The second suspect was similar a stop sign at Nine Mile Rd. near
in build and wore dark clothing. Clarke Rd. in Middlesex Centre
on 30 August 2008. The driver
Thefts was found with open liquor
DELAWARE - A building at Donald Edgar, 45, of Middlesex
the Oaks Golf Club on Gideon Centre, was charged with having
Dr. was entered through a rear open liquor.
window on 31 August 2008.
Socket sets and a natural gas
detection unit were stolen. KILWORTH - A RIDE check
conducted at Glendon Dr. at
DELAWARE - A car parked Jeffries Rd. on 7 September at 1:
at Echo Valley Golf Course on 30am saw 78 vehicles checked.
Brigham Rd. in Middlsex Centre One was charged for a liquor
was broken into on 31 August. violation and two 12-hour
suspensions were issued.
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Jr D Irish launch new season with new coach behind the bench
by Tabitha Lavoie
LUCAN - A new face and cent fold to coach the Irish least one familiar face behind Morningstar said they were until they hit Thamesford
a new strategy all to match this year. the bench with this year, as down to a remaining four in the leagues finals,” says
a new season for the Lucan Morningstar has a lot of Joe Pearson, assistant coach final players to choose. This Morningstar. Because of their
Irish, the OHA Junior De- experience coaching, and not for the Lakers, will be coach- year they had between 60 and strong team last year, and few
velopment hockey team in just in the Junior Develop- ing in Lucan this year with 65 skaters tryout for the team, changes made to the team, he
Lucan. ment League. He has also him. Assistant coach Jason as well as 12 goalies. The try- is expecting another strong
The coach this year is Russ been behind the bench in Smith will also be behind the outs were held 25 and 27 Au- battle out of Mount Brydges,
Morningstar, and he’s made Strathroy, Port Stanley, and bench. gust, and 3 September. therefore anticipating that
the move from the West London at the Junior B level. Tryouts are already under- The philosophy this year they’ll be the team to beat.
Lorne Lakers after their re- Morningstar will have at way, and as of press time, for Morningstar is set much Before the Irish’s season
more in a defensive mode kicks off they have a few
than an offensive one. “We pre-season games against
are looking to play from our Thamesford, and then start
own zone out,” says Morn- the regular season play also
ingstar. “We want to limit the against Thamesford with an
shots and opportunities of away game on 19 September.
our opponents by playing in With a new coach and a
a defensive mindset.” new philosophy, the only
Fiercest among those op- thing left to complete the
ponents will probably be the Irish is a home town crowd.
Mount Brydges Bulldogs, Show your Irish spirit on 24
who Morningstar says were September when the Irish
a force to be reckoned with kick off their first home game
last year. against Thamesford at the
“Last year Mount Brydges Lucan Memorial Commu-
walked away with the league nity Centre and Arena.
This goalie shows off what he’s got at the Stars training camp held on Thursday at the Parkhill Arena. These
hockey players give thier best at the stars training camp at the Parkhill arena. Their first home game is on 27
September at 8:30pm at the Parkhill Arena. BANNER/Submitted Photo
Timmermans’ at the helm of Jr D Stars
by Barb Shea
PARKHILL - The North be the new defence coach still expects a few more play-
Middlesex Stars are starting and Ron Poore will be an ers to come out after the cuts
their new season and are in assistant coach. Doug was are made from the Junior B
the midst of training camp the assistant coach of the teams.
and tryouts for the team. Stars 15 years ago. The last The team plays two games
Their first official hockey three years he has coached a a week and has been practis-
game of the season starts on Midget team in Parkhill and a ing about 1½ hours a week
19 September with an away Senior team. he is hoping to get the prac-
game in Exeter. The Stars are Timmermans is now in the tice time up to 2½ hours a
playing four exhibition games process of picking out the week. Timmermans said the
on the 6, 7, 13 and 14 of Sep- new team for this year during team has been among the top
tember. the training camp. He needs teams in the league for the
The team has a new head a total of 23 players and has last two seasons and he hopes
coach and General Man- 12 players returning from last to continue this trend.
ager this year, that being year. He is allowed to pick The Stars play in the SO-
Dale Timmermans. He has four over-age players from JHL (Junior D) league which
taken over the position from last year’s team. has lost a couple of teams,
Mark and Dean Schram who Timmermans runs through one from the Yeck Confer-
resigned at the end of last some drills when training ence which is the division the
year. Doug Timmermans, camp first starts to get the Stars are in. The team from
Dale’s brother, will be assist- players warmed up. The re- Mitchell has dropped out and
ing him. Scott O’Conner will mainder of the time is spent moved into the Junior C.
on scrimmages to give him an The Stars will compete
idea of how well the players against teams from Lambeth,
play. The exhibition games Mt. Brydges, Exeter and Lu-
also help him decide which can, and no doubt, will be New Coach and General Manger Dale Timmermans gives some point-
ers to a prospective player of the Stars Junior D hockey team at their
players he wants to keep. He fierce competitors in 2008. training camp in Parkhill. BANNER/Submitted Photo
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