Silly Sabbat, a Pagan Mad Lib

Here are the directions:

Do NOT read the text below the line before choosing the words. Take a pen & paper, number from 1-32,
and write down the type of words instructed (there are a lot, sorry 'bout that, but it should be fairly
amusing). When you are done, read the text (aloud is best!), inserting the words you chose at the
appropriate number. Have fun!

Silly Sabbat, a Pagan Mad Lib

1) some kind of liquid found in your fridge

2) something pointy
3) proper first name
4) geometric shape
5) plural vegetable
6) plural body part
7) something flammable
8) some kind of liquid not found in your fridge
9) something in powder form
10) an action you could do to another person
11) an item that reminds you of your mother
12) name of a female celebrity
13) an emotion
14) naughty verb (present tense)
15) an item that reminds you of masculinity
16) name of a male politician
17) a personality trait
18) commodity
19) verb (present tense)
20) nursery rhyme (the whole rhyme, not just the name of it!)
21) annual occurrence
22) verb (present tense)
23) a number
24) edible substance
25) non-toxic liquid
26) physical sensation
27) verb (present tense)
28) adverb
29) compass point
30) adjective
31) adjective
32) adverb
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Preparation:

To cleanse the ritual area, take some __1__ and sprinkle it about the area. Then take your __2__ and walk
clockwise, chanting, "In the name of __3__ do I cast this __4__. May all __5__ bless this ritual!"

Quarter Calls:

Go to the East and flap your __6__, intoning, "By movement of Air do I invoke the East Element!"

Go to the South and set the __7__ on fire, intoning, "With this Fire do I invoke the South Element!"

Go to the West and splash your hands in a bowl of __8__, intoning, "In lieu of Water do I invoke the West
Element!"

Go to the North and toss around the __9__, intoning, "With this substance from Earth do I invoke the North
Element!"

Invocations:

Return to your altar and __10__ the __11__, while saying, "Great Goddess __12__, grant me __13__ in this
ritual. May you bless and __14__ me always!"

Now pick up a __15__ and say, "Great God __16__, grant me __17__ in this ritual. May you bring much
__18__ to my life!"

Body of ritual:

Go to center of ritual area and __19__ rhythmically, while chanting, "__20__. To celebrate this __21__, I
__22__ to the glory of the sun and the moon." Repeat __23__ times.

Cakes and ale:

Take some __24__ and eat it, intoning, "May this nourish my body, heart, and soul." Drink the __25__ and
say, "May this quench my __26__."

Conclusion:

Return to your altar and __27__ before it, saying, "I thank the gods for their presence, and ask that they
depart __28__."

Go to each quarter, starting in __29__ and announce in turn, "Go or stay as you wish, __30__ Element!"

Return to your altar and say, "The circle is open but never __31__. Merry meet and merry part and __32__
meet again!"

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