REMEMBERING SIGMUND FREUD!

SIGISMUND SCHLOMO FREUD (or Schlong, Dick Head, for short): SMUND 6 May 1856 23 September 1939

Most of us dont remember Sigmund; perhaps because we really dont care to remember him. Or perhaps because most of us werent around in 1856 when this revered icon of modern Shrinkhis Shrink ology and proponent of Cocaine, theories of infantile masturbation, incest, and other eyebroweyebrow raising fantasies popped into existence. It was a simple, uncomplicated world back then: women didnt have Conversion Disorders, werent Bi-polar, Schizophrenic, ManicDepressive, etc., etc. They were simply oversexed, hysterical, crazy and a hellofalot easier to deal with! Freud is long dead but obviously his legacy lives on thru a legion of mind-f***ed hypothesists f***ed searching for a nonexistent black cat in a dark room; nevertheless, a gallant endeavor at warped research of the mind (or, research of the warped mind) that some may equate to charlatanism. Frinstance, a Freudian study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. If she is ovulating, she is attracted to a man with rugged attracted masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more inclined toward a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further findings are expected. Mercy!
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I gotta admit, though, anyone that believes the world and all the planets revolve around a massive penis, is A-OK in my books! So, heres to the GRANDPAPPY OF LUNACY Affectionately referred to in some circles as Asshole:

EEE! WHASSUP DOC?

The c-"OUCH"!

Copyright 2011 Carlisle Collins All Rights Reserved

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Carlisle Collins says: December 21, 2010 at 5:15 am THIS JUST IN FROM THE AYE-PEE-AYE: Mr. Collins: On behalf of my colleagues, I must voice my objection to your perverted rendition of the pioneering research contributed by our guru. I am particularly offended by your erroneous reference to him as Dick Head/Asshole .. , when people in the know (such as I) use gentler, politically correct euphemisms such as Rick Cranium, Procto-Orifice, or Corr-Rectal Man. I caution you to ponder on the adage, People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. And people with incontinence shouldnt break wind! As to what this has to do with anything, Ill be damned if I know must be a connection somewhere ! As for searching for the nonexistent black cat in a dark room, I JUST KNOW ITS IN THERE somewhere! I can feel it in my bones! Its simply a matter of time till we find the damn thing! (Dr. Anonymous).

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