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 es. The event kicks off on Friday

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011

night with the Fire at the Furnace
fundraiser, tied in with the First
Friday walk in downtown Scran-
ton.
“When the walk is over, we
lead a parade down to the Iron
Furnaces with jugglers, fire
twirlers, etc.,” said Program

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Chairman Bob Savakinus.

SENUNAS’
The fundraiser includes a
cocktail party, music by the Coal
Town Rounders and an iron pour
Bar& Grill
133 N. M ain St., W .-B.
(Right across from King’s College)
in conjunction with the Keystone
College iron program.
$3 JAG ERBO M BS The festivities continue Sat-
$2 G RAPE O R CHERRY BO M BS urday beginning at 11 a.m. with
$1.50 VO DKA W ELL M IXERS an industrial-arts festival, which
$1.50 DO M ESTIC 16 O Z.PINTS is free to the public.
$2 W HIPPED VO DKA SHO TS “We have about 25-30 industri-
$2.25 CO RO NA O R CO RO NA LIG HT BO TTLES al-arts vendors, glass blowers,
$3.50 BACARDI& CO KE PINTS blacksmiths, ceramics, things like
that,” Savakinus explained. “We
HAPPY HOUR M ON.-THURS.& SAT.9-11 P.M . have six different bands through-
FRI.5-7 P.M . out the day, food vendors, tents
set up in case of bad weather, and
W EDNESD AY
W ING NIG HT! it’s all day and free.”
Last year’s festival was such a
45¢ W ING S 5-11 P.M . success that this year, the orga-

SUZE
FRID AY nization received a marketing
Sam Perry does a blacksmith demo at last year’s Arts grant to help spread the word as
THEIR 4TH on Fire Festival at Scranton Iron Works. far as 50 miles outside of the
BIRTHDAY area.

Scranton's all
“Last year we had over 500
PARTY! HAPPY HO UR 5-7 W ITH FREE PIZZA! people,” Savakinus shared. “This
year, we’re reaching out to other
SATURD AY areas like Allentown, Sunbury,

DJ NOTORIOUS PAT ablaze

Binghamton, etc. so we expect a
larger crowd.”
The festival was designed to
spread knowledge about the Iron
CO LLEG E IS O N SUM M ER BREAK — PLENTY O F FREE PARKING !
G REAT PLACE TO CELEBRATE YO UR 21ST BIRTHDAY! 2nd annual Arts on get about 15,000 visitors every
year, there’s still a chance you
Furnaces and get more people
involved with preserving its
Fire celebrates Iron haven’t been there or maybe you history. It took the hard work and
If Th e Sh o e Fits...R EP AIR IT! Furnaces don’t know exactly what they are.
Along with anthracite coal
enthusiasm of the dozens of
partners and sponsors including
TH IN K GR EEN !
mining, the Furnaces helped put Maureen McGuigan, the deputy
G ENERAL Every tim e yo u rep a ir a
sh o e a s o p p o sed to By Noelle Vetrosky Scranton on the map as the key director of arts and culture for
Cleats (Poly)• Dow ls (Wom ens) keepd ispin ogsiintgo uo tf oitf yoa lua na dref ill. Weekender Correspondent
FullRebuild(Leather) BIR K ENSTOCK city in the industrial revolution. Lackawanna County, and the
FullRebuild(Vibram )• Heels (Men’s R e-Bu ild s The Furnaces have been a histor- Lackawanna County Commis-

T
Vibram )• Polish• Stitching hings are really starting to
$
4000 heat up in Northeastern
Pennsylvania. The sun is
finally starting to poke through
after our washed-out spring, and
the thermometers are closing in
(* ) M u st b e accom p anied b y a w ritten p rescrip tion. on the 90-degree mark, and Fri-
ical landmark in our area since it
opened in 1840, pouring 125,000
tons of pig iron by 1880. While it
may have stopped producing iron
in 1902, the Furnace continues to
be a vital tourist attraction.
To celebrate the local history
sioners, who continue to make
funding available.
“Not a lot of people know
much about the Furnaces and
what the site is, so we wanted to
call attention to them,” Savakinus
began. “We wanted to come up

E sposito’s S hoes Inc.

day-Saturday, June 3-4, the Arts
on Fire Festival at the Scranton
Iron Furnaces is going to make
1054 W yom ing A ve.,E xeter things even hotter.
Even though the Iron Furnaces
655-2254
Budget Inn Motel
of the Iron Furnaces, the Anthra-
cite Heritage Museum & Iron
Furnace Associates is holding its
second annual Arts on Fire Fes-
tival this weekend at the Furnac-
with an idea to showcase them in
a public event which demon-
strated how important they were
to the area. The industrial arts
was a perfect tie in. People
should come out and see what
the Furnaces are and what the
event is all about.” W

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“On an old
newspaper ad for
a joystick game,
the title said,
‘The longer you
play with it, the
harder it gets.”
The perfect
your presence. Plume, an imprint of the Penguin Group,
Either way, it’s likely that you could and a soon-to-be legacy was born.
probably use a little mental stimulation “I would say it all started on account
in the form of an excerpt from the of the fact that we were both really big

punchline
new book by Justin Wishne and Bryan
Nicolas, “That’s What She Said: The
Most Versatile Joke on Earth,” which
was released Tuesday, May 31.
Though there are no hard and fast
rules for producing a book, Wishne and
By Stephanie DeBalko what she said. Nicolas sort of followed along the same
If you’re not that fiend, then maybe lines as another cultural phenomenon, “F
Weekender Staff Writer
you’re the person, who, in a desperate My Life,” and first took their fascination
fans of ‘The Office,’” Wishne said in a
recent phone interview. “And so I guess
one day it all sort of just clicked, that
we should come up with a place where
Bryan and I, our friends and the world,
really, could share their ‘that’s what she
said’ stories as well. And so, that was sort
of the inspiration, and then fast-forward
two years, and we’re excited to have a

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very day, every time anyone says
anything with even the slightest
hint of innuendo, some snarky
fiend is just waiting in the wings, ready
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show of maturity, rolls your eyes and with the one-liner to the web, where book coming out.”
groans, while deep down inside you’re their site, twssstories.com, became the Of course, when Wishne referred to
dying to chuckle at the sheer beauty and universal locale for all innuendo-laden the Scranton-based “The Office,” he was
malleability of the recently revived joke

tales. The user-generated content got talking about Steve Carell’s character,
to utter those four little words: That’s and the benefactor putting it to use in them noticed in the print world, by Michael Scott, and his incessant, and

often unseemly, usage of the phrase.
Although the joke may have gotten its
start long before Scott’s embarrassingly
awkward humor hit television screens
— which is covered in detail in the book
— it never really caught on until Carell
cloaked it in his comedic delivery.
MANUAL LABOR
I
t may seem like all fun and games,
but the process of building and
maintaining an established website,
regardless of the subject matter, is a long
and hard one. It requires more work, in
the form of marketing and aesthetics,
than one would think.
“I think it was about nine months we
worked on that site, and even got it on
(the comedy website) College Humor,
just got a lot of press from that,” Nicolas
said. “And then (the publisher) reached
out to us when they were wanting to
develop a deal like that.”
Their toil and hard work
notwithstanding, based on the nature of
the joke, one would
expect Wishne and
Nicolas to be two
frat guys who have
no consideration
for professionalism
or maturity, but
that couldn’t be
further from the
truth. Somewhat
disappointingly,
they both seem to be
upstanding citizens
who know how to
conduct themselves
in public. That’s not
to say they aren’t
like every other red-
blooded American
with a penchant for
Bryan Nicolas, left, and Justin Wishne, right, are the masterminds behind
in-the-gutter humor,
book, ‘That’s What She Said: The Most Versatile Joke On Earth.’
though. Both have
admitted to letting
those four words slip at inappropriate
times, and if someone says something
about “getting all wet,” you can bet your chapters that we have (in the book), it’s
last dollar they would both be thinking it. really just to show by category that no
But perhaps this incongruity speaks
to the appeal of the book, and what both there is a ‘that’s what she said’ joke that’s check your sensitivity at the door).
men agree is a solid truth: “That’s what
she said” could be applied to virtually
every situation in life, whether it has to best and wittiest anecdotes from the
do with a porn star or a grandmother.
You don’t have to be George Carlin to
think it’s funny, and that’s why so many
people get it.
“After looking through all these
stories and posting on the website, we
really saw that ‘that’s what she said’
“
There are so
many things I
would have never
thought of saying, or
of that being a ‘that’s
what she said’ joke that
are really funny and
really risqué.”
Co-author Justin Wishne
is really applicable to any situation,”
Wishne explained. “As far as the
matter where you are, what you’re doing, from Edgar Allan Poe and the Bible (so
just ready to spring up.”
The book itself is a sampling of the
website, along with a historical summary
of the punch line’s beginnings (“Wayne’s
World,” anyone?). It does indeed have
a long and sordid history — in fact, the
proverbial “she” even provides a tongue- it. Nicolas has experienced this, as there
in-cheek foreword, discussing her recent are some family members with whom
notoriety. And just to make sure the
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
who make valiant, but faltering efforts at
being in on the joke.
“It’s kind of funny, they’re trying
to be involved and say these jokes, but
they say one that doesn’t even mean it,”
Nicolas quipped.
And there are some situations that
certainly call for at least a little restraint,
especially at work, and especially when
the situation already looks somewhat
bawdy.
“Sometimes it’s the actual set-up that
you have to be more mindful of,” Wishne
described, sharing that even he, one of
the masterminds behind twssstories.com,
was shocked at some of the tales people
submitted. “There are so many things I
would have never thought of saying, or
of that being a ‘that’s what she said’ joke
that are really funny and really risqué, so
you’ve got to be careful as well.”
The duo recently founded another
user-content-generated website, “I Never
Confessions.” Along with twssstories.
com, the new site
is a part of their
soon-to-be-empire,
Fancom Media. If
the success of their
first joint venture is
an indicator of their
career trajectory,
they certainly have
not reached their
climax yet.
“Down the road,
(we’re) looking to
hopefully develop
more ideas like
we did with this
website, and
maybe have the
same result as the
website and book,
the new and hopefully much
more,” Nicolas said.
Wishne agreed,
release wouldn’t fall limp, Wishne and explaining, “Yeah, I mean obviously
Nicolas include a section referencing we’re really excited for (the book) to
pop culture and one composed entirely be coming out and hope that things will
of celebrity quotes, including lines lifted keep getting bigger from here on out.”
That’s what
SLIPPERY SLOPE
she said? W
W
hile the witticism that
launched a cultural
phenomenon could be
deemed universally appealing, there are
some people who will simply never get
FOR MORE INFO,
VISIT TWSSSTORIES.COM.
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Special to the Weekender

Samsung takes ‘Charge’

I
had the good fortune to
receive a Samsung Charge
in the mail this week.
The Charge is
Samsung’s most recent
Android-powered release to
Verizon, and its first 4G phone
on that network.
The Charge, which retails
at $299, continues a trend I’ve
noticed of late: The “mini-
war” among HTC, Samsung
and LG in the high-end
smartphone arena. Pushing
sales is all well and good, but
it can leave consumers a bit
befuddled.
Basically, one of the
manufacturers, usually HTC,
sometimes Samsung, will
release a phone that pushes
the envelope in terms of specs.
Then the other manufacturers
will immediately launch
devices with comparable
specifications and prices,
leaving consumers to choose
based purely on aesthetics and
(in some cases) interface.
First let’s talk about the sound with a nifty animation. “middle-of-the-road”
Charge. On first impression, Interface is where Samsung device. The specs are
it’s ever so subtly ergonomic, differs significantly from there (minus the now-
with a slightly curved HTC and LG. LG has tended subpar 5-megapixel
backplate and sides. It’s quite to be a bit more barebones, camera) but the flare
light. It feels sturdy, not quite whereas HTC has its SenseUI, is not.
as sturdy as the comparable which is, in my opinion, The Thunderbolt
HTC Thunderbolt, but able fairly noninvasive and can is a device for early
to take a bit of abuse. It has a be (mostly) eliminated if you adapters and business
large 8-megapixel camera on don’t like it. users, with its slightly
the rear face, and a smaller Samsung, on the other rugged style, and
1.3-megapixel camera on the hand, maintains tight control practical “kickstand.”
front face, for video calling. over how elements are The Samsung is a
It also has a large 4.3 inch presented on the device. In more polished device.
Super AMOLED display, previous products I found It’s arguably more
but still manages to feel fairly this somewhat irksome, but approachable than the
compact. its “TouchWiz” interface has LG or HTC — and it’s
A welcome feature: It has matured nicely, and is snappy, definitely more stylish.
real buttons, as opposed to the elegant and friendly. Call and W
sometimes oversensitive (or sound quality is quite clear,
undersensitive, depending on and apps and downloads alike Nick DeLorenzo is
the weather) flat “capacitive” are quick and snappy, thanks director of Interactive
buttons some other devices to the 1 GHz processor. and New Media for The
feature. And now we come back Times Leader. Write
When you turn the device to the choice for Verizon him at ndelorenzo@
on, it plays a characteristic customers: HTC Thunderbolt, timesleader.com.
Android intro sequence, in the Samsung Charge or LG
case of the Charge a rather Revolution.
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“When I’m by
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starstruck working at my own

pace and living
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Mike Quinn

“A lot of people who ended

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Having been in the bands
Okay Paddy and, most recently,
And the Moneynotes, Quinn
his transition from band mem-
ber to singular artist. “So it
wasn’t so much of a decision
as just the natural thing at that
point for me to do. I hadn’t
really planned it.”
Coinciding with his album
release, Quinn will be opening
for folk favorite Lewis & Clar-
ke June 4 at Scranton’s AFA
Gallery. The symbiosis between
Quinn and the members of
Lewis & Clarke, and the re-
spect that Quinn has for his
peers, is palpable.
“(Lou Rogai) has been a
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By Ignatious Schiavo
Weekender Correspondent
Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis meet
again in ‘The Hangover Part II.”
M
uch like its cinematic
namesake, an actual
hangover can leave
even the strongest individual
attempting to bargain with any
deity within earshot. And, as
most are aware, it inevitably
happens again. Though
thankfully, in this instance,
the enjoyment is limited to
“The Hangover Part II” and
not the cornucopia of physical
afflictions associated with the
morning after.
After surviving Sin City
and the bachelor party of
bachelor parties, “Phil (Bradley
Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and
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be there. Secondly, Doug’s
wife Tracy (Sasha Barrese)
is pleading for the group to
include her brother, Alan (Zach
Galifianakis). As a favor to
Doug, Stu agrees to invite Alan.
“The Hangover II” does
not attempt to break any new
ground. One could surmise that
the age-old adage of “no need
to fix that which is not broken”
was the mission statement from
the inception of this film. The
cast of characters is back in
its entirety, with each quickly
assuming their old roles. The
only new additions are in the
form of Stu’s new family-to-be
and a shadowy figure named
Kingsley, who is ably brought to
life by Paul Giamatti. The story
is almost exactly the same right
down to a toast among friends
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the remnants of the morning
after.
Once again, Phil, Stu and
Alan awaken with no memory
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The major change in this outing
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“You want to see this movie.”
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With his rise in popularity,
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The film’s flaws are limited
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“The Hangover” was elevated
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Is there anything wrong
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“The Hangover II” is a grand
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Godfather” and “Jaws,” “The
Hangover II” sticks with what
garnered its popularity and
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Above, Chip Forelli’s ‘View From Bull’s Bridge.’
Below, the photographer’s ‘Barn & Silo.’
Beauty in
black & white
By Marie Burrell
Weekender Correspondent
S
nap — a bright flash as
the shutter clicks, captur-
ing a piece of the world
now frozen in time. The ordi-
nary scene you view every
day, from another angle be-
comes extraordinary. Bright-
colored palettes shifted to one
of black, white and gray. Snap
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surroundings.
Snap — an image to delight
the eyes that, with one blink,
missed a moment
only captured by the
blink of another.
Having created a
home for the display
of a wide array of
photographs to tease
and please any visual
appetite, Camerawork
Gallery in Scranton
will be hosting a new
exhibit, “Terra Emo-
ta,” a show of pho-
tographs by Chip
Forelli, beginning
with an opening re-
ception Friday, June 3
from 6-8:30 p.m. “Terra Emo-
ta” runs until June 29.
Rolfe Ross, one of the three
partners who manages Cam-
erawork, which is located in
the Marquis Gallery, said he is
looking forward to this new
exhibit.
“I think it will be a great
show because he is one of the
more well-known photographers
we’ve had here,” he said.
The gallery, which Ross said
he helped open five years ago
with fellow photographers Iva-
na Pavelka and Michael Poster,
was created as a venue for
photographers to display their
work as there hadn’t been
such a place to do so locally.
Since that time, Ross said they
have had approximately 30
exhibits from not only local
photographers, but national and
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
international ones as well.
Forelli, who currently lives
in the Upper Delaware Valley
of Pennsylvania with his fam-
ily, is the newest addition to
the list of names having been
featured at Camerawork. Ac-
cording to the bio on his web-
site, Forelli, who was unavail-
able for comment, has had a
career as a professional pho-
tographer for 25 years. He has
national and international gal-
lery representation and credits
in publications such as Com-
munication Arts and Lenswork.
Forelli has worked on ad-
vertising for clients like BMW,
AT&T and Eastman Kodak
and has lectured at PhotoPlus
Expo and the Art Directors
Club of New York.
While Ross said he could
not give much information on
Forelli’s creative process when
photographing, he did say that
the images featured in “Terra
Emota” are primarily land-
scapes done in black and
white. But Forelli’s thoughts
are conveyed in the artist’s
statement on his website.
“Experiencing beauty, wheth-
er occurring naturally or in-
troduced by the hand of man,
is a primal need in society
that I would put on par with
the need for sustenance and
love,” Forelli said in his state-
ment. “To convey it, we have
relied largely upon the arts
through the ages. However,
beauty is in short supply in
the art world today, so I want
to do my part in redirecting
our attention to that which
elevates and enriches the spirit
and gives us hope — our
society needs this more than
ever.”
Ross said he agrees with
Forelli that the world needs
more of this beauty through
art and culture, which is why
galleries such as Camerawork
and exhibits such as “Terra
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area.
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you didn’t have the cultural
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interested in the arts. This is
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by The E Street Band’s Clarence
Clemons.
Techno-centric “Scheibe” has
German lyrics, while “Bloody
Mary” is slower and slightly dark
The ’80s go Gaga with weird beats and electronic
flair. “Highway Unicorn (Road
To Love)” has the same feel of
Regardless what you think of it is very much in the vein of Gaga’s smash, “Poker Face” and
her, her downright weird attire Madonna’s “Express Yourself” “Heavy Metal Lover” is raunchy
and her antics, one thing even the with a spoken-word verse a with ’80s synth while “Electric
most hating of haters has to agree la “Vogue.” But what’s not to Chapel” honors that decade’s
on is that Lady Gaga makes you like, especially when Gaga heavy metal, in a good way.
want to just dance. And that encourages, “Don’t be a drag, The country-flavored standout
fact is nowhere more evident just be a queen?” “You And I” was produced by
than on her sophomore album, The industrial-sounding Mutt Lange and features Queen
“Born This Way,” on which the “Government Hooker” precedes guitarist Brian May. Clemons
artist looks to the ’80s for her flashy second single, “Judas,” returns with his tasty sax for the
inspiration. which has a great beat — and clubby closer, “The Edge Of
“Marry The Night” has a lyrics like “Jesus is my virtue/ Glory.”
“Flashdance” vibe, with catchy And Judas is the demon I cling It may take fans of “The
lyrics amid electronica that to” and “In the most biblical Fame” and “The Fame Monster”
begs for flashing neon lights. sense/ I am beyond repentance.” a few listens to get into “Born
Lead single, “Born This Way,” “Americano,” which Gaga This Way,” but when they do,
pays, perhaps unintentionally, wrote in response to Arizona’s there’ll be no turning back from
homage to another over-the-top immigration law, features the dance floor.
artist Gaga’s been compared to: Spanish guitar and hand claps RATING: Lady Gaga
Madonna. While the song and with lyrics in English and -- Nikki M. Mascali WWWW “Born This Way”
chorus gets under your skin, Spanish. “Hair” has woeful sax Weekender Editor
effect — one that is especially apparent Anything Go Wrong,” which has all of
on songs like “Hurricane” and the the fire that Face to Face had on its first
bizarre ending of “Tension.” The albums. While that energy shows itself
biggest glimmer of hope is found on elsewhere (“Bombs Away,” “Blood In
“Blues In My Shoes,” where the hook The Water”), some tracks occasionally
is undeniably contagious, while “Kick” start to sound a little tired (“Stop Gap,”
leaves the listener feeling cold. “Pushover”), and some riffs even seem
“As You Leave,” a somber lament, like they’re recycled from the band’s
and “An Organ, a Guitar and a Chicken prior work. Trever Keith’s vocals also
Wing,” a jazz riff, are both instrumental, seem lackluster, both in delivery and
melodically complete and easy to get lost content.
in. In fact, the entire album would have Face to Face was never really known
had more punch as an instrumental-only for highly intellectual lyrics, opting
endeavor, because the vocals tend to
instead to use words that their audience
muddy the otherwise tight arrangement.
could easily relate to while still being
Putting aside the actual music, it’s hard Face to Face meaningful. However, many of the
Ray Manzarek & Roy Rogers to overlook some of the song titles and
“Translucent Blues” their obvious similarities to Doors titles, “Laugh Now, Laugh Later” lyrics on this album seem as though they
like “Fives and Ones” and “Greenhouse were chosen solely for their sing-along
RATING: W W 1/2 Blues.” This wouldn’t be important
RATING: W W ½ qualities and often lack real substance.
if it weren’t for the fact that some of “Laugh Now, Laugh Later” is not
A little too Manzarek’s keyboard work — such as Don’t call it a a bad album per se, but Face to Face
is a band capable of something better.
on “Game of Skill” — also maintains
‘Translucent’ a vague similarity to his work in The comeback Perhaps it just needs more time to get in
Doors. He does deserve to be given the sync and back to where it was before, or
In what could be described as an benefit of the doubt though, because, “Laugh Now, Laugh Later” is the first perhaps it really has run out of gas and
attempt at recapturing the magic that despite his obvious preoccupation with new album from Southern California will simply coast for a while longer. Fans
was made on their first collaboration, the band that made him famous, perhaps punk-rockers Face to Face in nearly nine will appreciate the fact that their heroes
“Ballads Before the Rain,” The Doors that is simply his signature sound. years. Initially calling it quits after a are back in action, but this album won’t
co-founder and keyboardist Ray “Translucent Blues,” even with the 2004 farewell tour, the band reformed for sustain their appetite for long.
Manzarek and slide-guitar master talent of both artists, is a complex a stint on the Warped Tour a few years
Roy Rogers have teamed up again composition that has moments of tuneful ago and, to the delight of fans, decided to
for “Translucent Blues,” a hard, beauty, along with many moments of stay together. With a slightly revamped
contemporary blues/jazz venture. disappointment. lineup, Face to Face would seem to
The album takes flight with Manzarek be ready to entertain a whole new
and Rogers alternating on vocals, and -- Stephanie DeBalko generation of disaffected youngsters. -- Michael Irwin
that juxtaposition results in a grating Weekender Staff Writer The album starts strong with “Should Weekender Correspondent

Top 8 at 8 with Ralphie Aversa Top 10 Albums

8. Jesse J./B.O.B.: “Price Tag” 3. Britney Spears: “Till The 1. Lady Gaga: “Born This Way” 7. Brad Paisley: “This Is Country
7. Pitbull/Ne-Yo: “Give Me World Ends” 2. Il Volo: “Il Volo” Music”
Everything” 2. Katy Perry/Kanye West: 3. Adele: “21” 8. Various: “Now 38 That’s What I

charts
6. Bruno Mars: “The Lazy Song” “E.T.” 4. Rick Ross: “Self Made Vol. 1” Call Music”
5. The Script: “For The First Time” 1. Adele: “Rolling In The 5. Seether: “Holding Onto Strings 9. Beastie Boys: “Hot Sauce Com-
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Get Enough” 6. The Rods: “Vengeance” 10. Wiz Khalifa: “Rolling Papers”
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but then again ...
By Jim Rising
Weekender Correspondent
'Idol'
pondering
Scotty McCreery, 17, was named winner of the tenth
season of ‘American Idol’ last week.
I
have finally figured out the
appeal of “American Idol.”
Let me preface this with
the usual “I don’t watch much
TV.” In my case, this happens to
be true. The TV is on in the room
where I am pondering, weak and
weary, over many a quaint and
curious volume of forgotten lore,
while the long-suffering wife
views the shows she likes.
“American Idol,” “The Biggest
Amazing Loser,” “You Are Too
Fat To Dance” and others. I think
those are ones she is into.
My tastes in video entertain-
ment run to documentary and
other films. This is not meant to
sound as elitist as it is coming
off. I read and watch a lot of
dreck. I watch stuff that would
make most run screaming from
the room, find a gun and shoot
the screen. Trust me. But the
other night, I watched the entire
finale of “American Idol” and
about three-quarters of the way
through, I had an understanding
of the show’s broad appeal and
continued popularity. ’Cause let’s
face it: It’s really not that good a
show.
But with 10 years behind it,
most of which have seen it
scored as the highest rated on TV,
and multiple judge changes, the
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show seems destined to continue
as a benchmark in modern enter-
tainment. I asked myself, why?
In order for me to understand
anything, I have to place it in a
context I am familiar with. I
think “American Idol” is the old
“The Ed Sullivan Show” rein-
carnated.
For those unfamiliar, Ed Sulli-
van hosted his show on Sunday
nights for 24 seasons. It was a
“variety” show, with a dozen
performers each night, some of
them established stars, but many
of them very new to the enter-
tainment scene. Some not very
good. Ed presided over it all with
a stone face and a delivery as
warm and inviting as a cigar-
store Indian. Ed would host big
stars like The Beatles and then a
comedian. An animal act and
then puppets. Something for the
whole family.
The other night “American
Idol” had a huge variety as well.
It truly was an accurate sampling
of showbiz today. The competi-
tion really was just part of it. The
real draw? Big stars like Bono.
Comedian Jack Black. An animal
act, Lady Gaga. And presiding
over the whole deal, as stiff as a
puppet, Ryan Seacrest.
Kinda made me miss old Ed.
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
By Dale Culp
Weekender Correspondent
Martin Bedard, above, beat his previous high score —
three times, no less — on ‘Turbo Outrun’ while attending
PAX East 2011.
Meeting a
gaming great
A
s I walked into the ar-
cade free play room at
PAX East 2011 in Bos-
ton, I could see that something
was out of place. In the dimly
lit room, I noticed that several
machines had been cordoned
off from the rest of the room.
Cameras were set up, focused
on the people playing the ma-
chines as several officials with
clipboards walked around
them. I stopped one of the
officials and asked what was
going on. Apparently, I was
witnessing history being made.
It was an invitation-only
event that was being put on
by Aurcade, a scoring entity
that specifically tracks arcade
games. It was meant to show-
case the talent of several world
record holders at PAX East
2011, and there they were,
each playing the games they
were the best at.
One of the players was Mar-
tin Bedard, a 29-year-old man
from Montreal. He was playing
“Super Outrun,” and had been
going at it all day, wrestling
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with a faulty pedal as he
drove the score higher and
higher. While people stood on,
watching and wondering
whether he’d be able to cap-
ture the title one more time,
he just kept playing. As we
attended panels, played games
and went about our business,
Bedard played on. Finally, he
did it. He claimed the high
score, got it checked out and
made official. And then, un-
believably, he did it again.
“Why ‘Turbo Outrun?’“ I
asked, as I caught up with
him between record-setting
attempts. Was it something
about the game? The physics?
The artwork?
“I like racing games.” Be-
dard said. “I like the ‘Outrun’
series, in general; the original
was pretty good. This one’s
definitely interesting, as well.
You don’t see it as much as
the original ‘Outrun.’ One day,
I just picked it up; it was
fun.”
To become a world record
holder, however, you need
more than just a passion for
the game, it takes practice.
Lots of practice. About 80-100
hours worth, which is how
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“It’s like an indie-pop-
meets-a-Radiohead kind
of thing.”
Tim Farley on his solo debut

when he thinks about the album.

Topics such as the passing of
youth, his marriage and even the
trials of music business helped
inspire some of the songs.
“It’s like an indie-pop-meets-a-
Radiohead kind of thing,” says
Farley. “I like spatial guitars, and
I like pop melodies. The song
‘Hindsight,’ for example, I can’t
imagine that coming across as a
Panacea song, just for the simple
fact that it’s so pop. And there’s
another song called ‘Waiting On
Me’ that definitely has more of a

TO SEE Tim Farley, lead singer of the now defunct Panacea, will
release his solo debut soon.
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“It was nice to not have so
many opinions,” he says with a

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hen Tim Farley began
work on his first solo
album last fall, he didn’t
know that by the time it would be
completed, his band of the past
nine years, Panacea, would be no
more. But that’s what has hap-
pened. Just five weeks ago, Pana-
cea, one of NEPA’s best hard-
rock groups, disbanded. And in
just three weeks, Farley will
release his first solo CD, “A
Good Problem To Have.”
But Farley makes it clear that
— at least from his perspective
— there is no relation between
the two.
“My priority was always Pana-
cea,” he says. “We had shows
that we were playing and were
break up of Panacea came as a
surprise.
“I was under the impression
we were still going to write an-
other record, and I had a bunch
of songs ready to go,” he says.
“And to be honest, I can’t exactly
put my finger on one straw that
broke the camel’s back, but peo-
ple weren’t on the same page.
Ultimately, we’re still cordial and
still friendly, but things got really
complex, and if everybody’s not
rowing in the same direction,
you’re not getting anywhere.’’
Now, Farley is rowing forward.
“A Good Problem To Have,” was
recorded at Saturation Acres
Recording Studio with Bret
Alexander. It will be available at
but when there’s four guys writ-
ing a song, it’s a little more diffi-
cult to get to the end than when
there’s one or two guys writing.
And the guys that played on the
album were extremely open to
anything. They were like, ‘It’s
your project. It’s your song. You
tell me what you want, and I’ll do
it.’ They were extremely profes-
sional, which I thought was won-
derful.”
Farley says he’s well aware that
there will be comparisons to the
two CDs and two EPs he record-
ed with Panacea. And he’s OK
with that. He just hopes people
enjoy the music.
“I hope it connects with peo-
ple,” he says. “I always put a lot
of time and thought into what
I’m writing and how I’m writing
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solo thing was kind of a side
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whenever I could. I had a lot of
songs written that weren’t ‘Pana-
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someone else. I hope they can get
their own meaning out of the
songs. I want it to stand on its
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the
ralphie report
By Ralphie Aversa
Special to the Weekender
Sean Kingston is in critical but stable condition
following a Jet Ski accident in Florida Sunday.
A
ccording to his family’s
pastor, singer Sean King-
ston is in critical but
stable condition following a Jet
Skiing accident Sunday evening.
Pastor Mark Hattabaugh says
that doctors called Kingston’s
prognosis later Sunday, “good.”
Miami’s Local 10 station
reported that around 6 p.m.,
Kingston and a passenger
slammed into a bridge that
serves as the only gateway be-
tween an exclusive neighbor-
hood in South Florida and the
rest of the city. TMZ first noted
that the “Beautiful Girls” singer
was in critical condition and
that officials do not believe
alcohol was a factor. After re-
ceiving treatment in the trauma
unit, Kingston was moved to the
intensive care unit, where he
remained as of press time.
Hattabaugh, who visited with
the artist and his family in Jack-
son Memorial Hospital, told
“The Ralphie Radio Show”
via Twitter that paramedics are
stabilizing the artist and that he
has a recovery process ahead of
him.
The pastor also said on Twit-
ter that Kingston’s family is a
regular at his church, and that
Sean is there from time to time.
Kingston last joined “The RRS”
in September during my cov-
erage of arrivals at the 2010
MTV Video Music Awards.
The Jamaican-American singer
last toured on both legs of Jus-
tin Bieber’s “My World Tour.”
Kingston dropped his “King of
Kingz” mixtape in February.
DRUNK LIL JON
ON PITBULL
Just because Lil Jon is so
drunk that he limits an inter-
view to two questions doesn’t
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mean he still can’t speak coher-
ently about the success of his
good friend and artist that he
brought into the mainstream,
Pitbull.
“I believed in that dude from
day one,” he said after his DJ
set at Mohegan Sun’s Ultra 88
Nightclub in Uncasville, Conn.
THE SMITHEREENS
“That’s why I f--ked with him, Saturday, June 18
because he had a lot of talent. I
saw potential that he could do
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something that nobody had ever Saturday, June 25
done before.”
That “day one” that “The 9 P.M. (Doors 8 p.m.)
King of Crunk” referred to took
place in Miami. Pitbull was
once “Mr. 305,” a Miami area
code. Now the rapper is the PAWN STARS
self-proclaimed, “Mr. World-
wide,” and Jon doesn’t find that Gold & Silver Show
a stretch the least bit. Saturday, July 30
“He’s just killin’ it, like this
new record he’s got with Ne-Yo 10 A.M. - 4 P.M.
(‘Give Me Everything’) is going
to be a No. 1 worldwide
smash,” the “Celebrity Appren-
tice” star predicted. “He’s amaz-
ing. I got a lot of respect for
him because if you interview
him, he’ll tell you he learned a
lot from me, he learned a lot
from (Dr.) Luke. To be a good
artist and a good entrepreneur
and entertainer, you have to
listen to other people and watch
and learn. That’s what he did.”
Like any good teacher, Jon
practices what he preaches: For
most of the night at Ultra 88,
the DJ played up-tempo pop
and dance remixes, despite
some of his most popular hits
falling in the hip-hop genre.
“I’m in a dance world,” he
admitted. “I DJ raves and shit
all the time, so yeah, I do a lot
of different stuff.”
Heck, he even grants in-
terviews after a night of DJing
and drinking. Unfortunately, he
was serious about that whole
two question thing. W
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- New York’s Funniest: June 24-25
- Bill Cosby: June 26
- Rubix Kube (’80s tribute): July 8-9
- Howie Mandel: July 24
- Bill Engvall: Aug. 14
- The Four Tops: Aug. 26
- Brian Regan: Sept. 25
CHICORY HOUSE
Phone: 570.825.8772
www.chicoryhouse.com
- Crooked Sixpence: June 4, Church
of Christ Uniting (Sprague Avenue,
Kingston). No partner or previous
experience necessary. $9 adults, $25
families. Call 333.4007 or visit or
folkoresociety.org for info
DOWNTOWN ARTS
(47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre)
- Corey B / Penpal / Shakenbake /
Conscious Pilot: June 10, 9 p.m., $10
- Tell Me Tomorrow CD release show
ft. Ronnie Williams: June 18, 5:30
p.m., $10 includes CD
ELEANOR RIGBY’S
603 Route 6, Jermyn
www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys
- North Eastern Pa’s Summer Kick
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Off: June 11, 11:30 a.m.
- Such Gold: June 12, 6:30 p.m.
- Swingin’ Utters: June 16, 6:30 p.m.
- In Alcatraz 1962: June 17, 6 p.m.
- Curse of Sorrow: June 18, 7 p.m.
- Gabriel The Marine / NGHBRS: June
22, 6:30 p.m.
- Tony Danza Tapdance Extravagan-
za: June 24, 6 p.m.
- Big Giant and the Extravaganza
Battle of the Bands: June 25, 5:30
p.m.
- This Is Hell: July 8, 6:30 p.m.
- Flatfoot 56: Aug. 7, 6:30 p.m.
- 10 Years: Aug. 9, 6:30 p.m.
EMBASSY VINYL
352 Adams Ave., Scranton
- Echo Whiskey Charlie record re-
lease: June 11, 7 p.m., $6
- Tape Deck Mountain / Grooms:
June 21, 7 p.m., cost TBA, all ages
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre
Phone: 570.826.1100
- Daniel O’Donnell: June 1, 7 p.m.,
$57-$87
- Drive-By Truckers: June 21, 8 p.m.,
$28
- Steve Earle and the Dukes (and
Duchesses): Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m.,
$25-$35
- Diana Ross: Sept. 30, 8 p.m.,
$79.50-$125
KIWANIS WYOMING
COUNTY FAIR
Rt. 6, Meshoppen
Phone: 570.836.9992
www.wyomingcountyfair.com
Sept. 1-6
- Wild World of Animals show: daily,
times vary
- Gallagher: Sept. 2, 8 p.m.
- Katie Armiger / amRadio: Sept. 3,
7 p.m.
- The Roots and Boots Tour ft.
Aaron Tippin, Sammy Kershaw, Joe
Diffie, more: Sept. 4, 7 p.m.
MAUCH CHUNK OPERA
HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe
570.325.0249
www.jtams.net
- Jay Smar & KJ Smile: June 4, 8:30
p.m., $15
- Dave Wilcox: June 10, 8:30 p.m.,
$26
- The Felice Brothers: June 17, 8:30
p.m., $25
- Louisiana Hoodoo Krewe: June 25,
8:30 p.m., $20
- Bennie And The Jets (Elton John
tribute): July 2, 8:30 p.m., $23
- Greensky Bluegrass: July 15, 8 p.m.,
$20
- Paul Thorne: July 23, 8:30 p.m.,
$23
- Jimmy Webb: July 30, 8:30 p.m.,
$26
- Ryan Montbleau Band: Aug. 19, 8:30
p.m., $18
- The Greencards: Aug. 26, 8:30 p.m.,
$22
- US Rails: Sept. 2, 8:30 p.m., $18
- Jonathan Edwards Band: Sept. 3,
8:30 p.m., $23
- Real Diamond (Neil Diamond Trib-
ute): Sept. 10, 8:30 p.m., $23
- Simon & Garfunkel Tribute: Sept.
17, 8:30 p.m., $25
- Joy Kills Sorrow: Sept. 24, 8:30
p.m., $18
- Cabinet: Sept. 30, 8:30 p.m., $18
MISERICORDIA
UNIVERSITY
301 Lake St., Dallas
570.674.6719
www.misericordia.edu/theartsand-
more
- Jazz in July: “Old Time is Still
a-Flying, The New Torch Bearers of
Classic Jazz” ft. Dan Levinson and
his New Millennium All Stars: July 18,
8 p.m. $8 lawn, $15 amphitheater,
$120 tables for six
- Under the Stars Summer Arts
Festival ft. Mary Wilson, an original
founding member of The Supremes:
July 23, 8 p.m., $20 lawn, $30 am-
phitheater, $270 tables for six.
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-
Barre Twp.
- Michael Buble: June 8, 8 p.m.,
$61.20-$103.65
- Cirque du Soleil: Quidam: June
15-19, $45.70-$104.15, TIMES VARY
- American Idol Live: Aug. 21, 7 p.m.,
$55.85-$77.45
MOHEGAN SUN AT
POCONO DOWNS
1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.
Tickets at Mohegan Sun’s Valet
Lobby daily from noon-8 p.m. or
Ticketmaster
- Draw the Line (Aerosmith tribute):
June 2
- The Cast of Beatlemania: June 9
- Glimmer Twins (The Rolling Stones
tribute): June 16
- Separate Ways (Journey tribute):
June 23
- Eddie Money: June 26, 7 p.m.,
$15-$25
- Landshark (Jimmy Buffet tribute):
June 30
- Almost Queen (Queen tribute): July
7 ticket/info, visit website.
- Runaway (Bon Jovi tribute): July 14
- Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute):
July 21
- Head Games (Foreigner tribute):
July 28
- The Doobie Brothers: July 31, 7
p.m., $25-$40 (on sale 6/30)
- INXS: Aug. 7, 7 p.m., $25-$35 (on
sale 6/27)
- Back in Black (AC/DC tribute): Aug.
4
- Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees tribute):
Aug. 11
- Bowzer: Aug. 14, 7 p.m., $16-$20
- 7 Bridges (Eagles tribute): Aug. 18
- Fleetwood Macked (Fleetwood Mac
tribute): Aug. 25
- Tony Orlando: Aug. 29, 7 p.m.,
$15-$25 (on sale 7/12)
- Fresh Horses (Garth Brooks trib-
ute): Sept. 1
- Who’s Bad (Michael Jackson trib-
ute): Sept. 4
THE NAKED GRAPE
15 N. River St., Plains Twp.
570.821.9825
- 3rd Degree: June 10, 9 p.m.
NAY AUG PARK EVENTS
❏ Sundays in the Bandstand (unless
otherwise noted), free.
570.348.4186
- Jim Buckley Jazz Quartet: June 5,
2 p.m.
- Ferdie Bistocchi Memorial Orches-
tra: June 12, 2 p.m.
- Fortunes: June 19, 1 p.m.
- Mark Montella Quartet: June 26, 2
p.m.
- Jim Welch Dixieland Band / Car-
lene Howard: July 3, 2 p.m., 3 p.m.
- Ringgold Pops Orchestra: Mon.,
July 4, 10:30 a.m.
- Fran Burne Quintet: July 10, 2 p.m.
- John Andrews Band: July 17, 2 p.m.
- Joe Stanky and The Cadets: July
24, 2 p.m.
- Bill Arnold Band Music Festival:
July 31, 2 p.m.
PENN’S PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe
866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak-
.com.
- Easton Corbin: June 2, 8 p.m., $28
- Chris Isaak: June 12, 8 p.m., $51.25-
$57.25
- Hollywood Nights / Separate Ways:
June 17, 8 p.m., $27
- Robin Trower: June 18, 8 p.m.,
$35.75
- Uriah Heep: June 24, 8 p.m., $30
PENNSYLVANIA BLUES
FESTIVAL
Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton
610.826.7700
www.skibluemt.com
July 30-31, on-site camping, for
- John Nemeth, Cyril Neville, Bettye
LaVette, Lil’ Ed & The Blues Imperi-
als, Otis Clay, Samuel James, Linsey
Alexander, July 30
- The Lee Boys, Shakura S’Aida,
Magic Slim & The Teardrops, Kenny
Neal, Shemekia Copeland, Steve
Guyger & Billy Flynn, Big Daddy
Stallings, July 31
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
665 N. River St., Plains
Phone: 570.822.2992
- The Nonrefunables / Eww Yaboo:
June 2
- Jam Stampede: June 3
- Push / One.Man.And: June 4
- Clarence Spady Band: June 10
- The Woody Browns Project / Mike
Dougherty / Evil Bee: June 11
- Start Making Sense: June 17
- Royal Scam: June 18
- Marco Benevento / Exter vs Ki-
mock: June 23
SCRANTON COMMUNITY
CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scran-
ton
Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan-
na.edu, etix.com
Prices vary, student and group rates
available
- Gloria Gaynor / Ashford & Simpson
/ Music for Models: June 30, 7 p.m.,
as part of “A Nod to Greatness:
Motown & More,” to help benefit
Marley’s Mission.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton
Phone: 888.669.8966
- Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 8,
5:30 p.m., $19
- Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 29,
5:30 p.m., $19
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg
Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com
- Electric Hot Tuna: June 2, 8 p.m.,
$35
- Dancestand USA ft. The Main
Street Cruisers: June 4, 7:30 p.m.,
$20-$55
- Pocono Raceway Festival ft. Blue
Oyster Cult: June 11, noon, $8
- Blue’s Clues Live: Blue’s Birthday
Party: June 18-19, TIMES VARY, $13-$17
- New Riders of the Purple Sage:
June 24, 8 p.m., $22
- Senses Fail: July 18, 6 p.m., $15
SPYGLASS RIDGE WINERY
105 Carroll Road, Sunbury
570.286.9911
www.spyglassridgewinery.com
- Blue Oyster Cult / Foghat: July 9,
8 p.m.

TOYOTA PAVILION AT
MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton
- Sugarland / Sara Bareilles: June 18,
7:30 p.m., $36.50-$71
- Def Leppard / Heart / Evan Wat-
son: June 29, 7:30 p.m., $39-$122.15
- Vans Warped Tour: July 14, 11 a.m.,
$43.50
- Brad Paisley: July 22, 4 p.m.,
$34-$73.90
- Motley Crue / Poison / New York
Dolls: July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15
- Jason Aldean / Eric Church /
JaneDear Girls: Aug. 25, 7:30 p.m.,
$38-$74.15 (on sale 6/22, 10 a.m.)
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.LOVE.222
- Get the Led Out: June 18, 8:30 p.m.
- Dinosaur Jr. “The Bug:” June 24,
8:30 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE
TLA
334 South St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.922.1011
- Feed Me: June 1, 9 p.m.
- Lebowski Fest w/ Chipocrite: June
3, 9 p.m.
- The Dodos / Gauntlet Hair: June 11,
9 p.m.
- Natasha Bedingfield: June 12, 8
p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside,
Pa.
Phone: 215.572.7650
- David Sanborn / George Duke /
Marcus Miller: June 2, 8 p.m.
- Doc Watson & David Holt: June 5,
8 p.m.
- The Levon Helm Band: June 8,
7:30 p.m.
MANN MUSIC CENTER
52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.893.1999
- The Script: June 3, 7:30 p.m.
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
- Bright Eyes: June 10, 7:30 p.m. - Otep: June 15, 6:30 p.m.
- Mormon Tabernacle Choir: June
23, 7 p.m. GIANT CENTER
- Owl City: June 25, 7 p.m.
950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey
Phone: 717.534.3911
TOWER THEATER - Josh Groban: June 15, 7:30 p.m.
- WWE Smackdown: June 21, 7:30
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby p.m.
Phone: 610.352.2887
- Eddie Vedder / Glen Hansard: June NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
25, 7:30 p.m.
BEACON THEATER
TROCADERO 2124 Broadway, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.496.7070
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia - Deep Purple: June 14-15, 8 p.m.
Phone: 215.336.2000
- The Monkees Reunion: June 16, 8
- Against Me!: June 1, 7 p.m. p.m.
- Boy Sets Fire: June 2, 7 p.m. - Peter Frampton: June 17, 8 p.m.
- Okkervil River: June 3, 8 p.m. - The Ultimate Doo-Wop Show: June
- Death Cab for Cutie: June 4, 7 p.m. 18, 8 p.m.
- The Radiators: June 5, 7 p.m. - Kenny G / Michael Bolton: June 19,
- Curren$y: June 7, 7 p.m. 8 p.m.
- Lyrically Fit: June 9, 9 p.m. - k.d. lang and the Siss Boom Bang:
- Travia: June 10, 6:30 p.m. June 20, 8 p.m.
- Bluebond Tribute Bands: June 12,
12:30 p.m.
- Borgore: June 14, 8 p.m.
BETHEL WOODS CENTER
Bethel NY
SUSQUEHANNA BANK www.bethelwoodscenter.org
- Deep Purple: June 12, 7:30 p.m.
CENTER - Hall and Oates: June 15, 8 p.m.
1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ.
Phone: 609.365.1300 Go fish
- Phish: June 10, 7:30 p.m. THE FILLMORE AT IRVING The blues/rock band Hot Tuna brings its acoustic and
- Diddy / Chris Brown / Keri Hilson: electric blues back to the area this month, performing at
June 19, 4 p.m. PLAZA Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Stroudsburg) Thursday,
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. June 2 at 8 p.m.
Phone: 212.777.6800
WELLS FARGO - Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti: June Hot Tuna was borne from a side project embarked upon
2, 7 p.m. by guitarist Jorma Kaukonen and bassist Jack Casady,
(WACHOVIA) CENTER - The Go Go’s: June 3, 7 p.m. both formerly of legendary ’60s band Jefferson Airplane.
Broad St., Philadelphia - Black Label Society: June 4, 7 p.m. The band released its most recent album, “Steady as She
Phone: 215.336.3600 - Curren$y: June 6, 7 p.m. Goes,” in April.
- New Kids on the Block / Back - Diego Torres: June 9, 7:30 p.m.
Street Boys: June 5, 7:30 p.m. - Natasha Bedingfield: June 10, 7 Tickets are $35 and are available at ticketmaster.com.
- Glee: June 8, 7:30 p.m. p.m. Seating is general admission.
ELSEWHERE IN PA
IZOD CENTER - Sully Erna: June 10, 9 p.m.
50 State Rt. 120 BORGATA HOTEL AND W
CROCODILE ROCK East Rutherford, N.J.
520 Hamilton St, Allentown - Camilo Sesto: June 4, 8 p.m. CASINO compiled by Marie Burrell,
Phone: 610.434.460 Atlantic City, NJ Weekender Correspondent
- Badfish – A Tribute to Sublime: Phone: 1.866.MYBORGATA. To send a concert listing, e-mail
June 3, 7 p.m. RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL - Jeffrey Ross / JB Smoove: June 3, weekender@theweekender.com
- Against Me!: June 4, 7 p.m. 1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY 9 p.m.
- Chris Webby: June 11, 7 p.m. Phone: 212.307.717 - Wanda Sykes: June 4, 8 p.m. & 11
- Saves The Day / Get Up Kids: June - Cirque du Soleil Zarkana: June p.m.
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
Buble: The real deal
By Alan Sculley
Weekender Correspondent
M
ichael Buble knows a
thing or two about expec-
tations and pressure.
Going into his second CD,
2005’s “It’s Time,” Buble was
coming off of a 2003 self-titled
debut CD that sold some 3.5
million copies and had turned
him into the hottest of the “Great
American Songbook” singers.
But in the press, his success
was frequently being dismissed as
a fluke, and plenty of people were
predicting that the whole “Great
American Songbook” craze
would soon fade into oblivion.
“It’s Time” became another
major hit, with a single, “Home,”
that topped Billboard’s Adult
Contemporary chart. Since then,
the singer’s career has done noth-
ing but gain momentum. The
2007 CD, “Call Me Irresponsib-
le,” topped the Billboard album
chart and boasted another chart-
topping Adult Contemporary hit
in “Everything.”
Now his current CD, “Crazy
Love,” has become another multi-
platinum blockbuster, notching
another No. 1 hit on Billboard’s
Adult Contemporary chart in
“Haven’t Met You Yet.” A deluxe
edition, featuring the hit single,
“Hollywood,” was released in
October.
So now that Buble has four hit
studio albums in his catalog and
has proven himself to be a genu-
ine arena-headlining star, is the
pressure off? Hardly, although
Buble said it’s a different sort of
feeling now.
“I think I’m more confident in
what I’m doing,” Buble said
during a recent press conference
call. “But the truth is I have to
believe that you’re only as good
as your last record, especially in
this business now. It’s a volatile
business, and it’s harder than ever
to sell records. I just don’t think
you can pat yourself on the back
too much. While I appreciate the
moment and I smell the roses,
each time out I put pressure on
myself that it’s got to be better.”
Perhaps Buble is sensitive
about the potential ephemeral
nature of success because his
popularity didn’t come quickly or
easily.
In fact, by the late 1990s the
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native of Burnaby, British Colum-
bia was on the verge of giving up
his musical ambitions. At that
Michael Buble will perform at Mohegan Sun Arena next
week.
point, he had released three self-
financed albums and had played
clubs, dinner theaters and corpo-
rate events for nearly a decade
with little to show for his efforts.
But in 2000, a man named
Michael McSweeney, an assistant
to former Canadian Prime Minis-
ter Brian Mulroney, happened to
see Buble sing at a corporate gig.
After hearing one of Buble’s
self-released CDs, the Mulroneys
asked the singer to perform at
their daughter’s wedding.
That’s where a family friend,
David Foster saw Buble. Foster,
famous for producing the likes of
Celine Dion and Whitney Hous-
ton, took Buble under his wing
and paved the way for Buble to
sign with Reprise Records, and
the rest is history.
Known primarily as an inter-
preter — not only of “Great
American Songbook” material
spanning roughly 1930-1960, but
of more contemporary pop songs
as well — Buble’s greatest suc-
cess has come with songs he
wrote himself. “Haven’t Met You
Yet” is one of two Buble originals
on “Crazy Love,” and “Home”
and “Everything” were also songs
he co-wrote.
The singer said he takes the
challenge of writing his own
songs very seriously, often spend-
ing six months or more before
feeling a song passes muster.
“It’s really important for me to
write and hopefully write some-
thing that can stand up next to
some of the greatest songs of all
time,” he said. “I just try to be as
honest as I can and lyrically say
things that I would actually say.”
Buble said he has also been
putting his share of work into his
live show, but he admitted it’s
been tricky trying to strike the
balance he wants in the shows.
“Obviously, the production is
going to be a lot bigger,” Buble
said, noting he wanted the show
to be “bombastic and grandiose,”
but also intimate.
“A good entertainer should be
able to get up there with a chair
and a balloon and entertain peo-
ple,” Buble said. “So I don’t want
to overdo the production. I want
to make sure it’s still a show that
has heart and a show that still
touches people. I don’t want it to
be too over the top, and I don’t
want it to be all fireworks and
explosions. I want there to be
authenticity.” W ly, mostly because some people
Michael Buble, Wed., June 8, 8
p.m., Mohegan Sun Arena (255
Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-
Barre Twp.) $61.20-$103.65, via
box office, Ticketmaster. Info:
michaelbuble.com, mohegansu-
narenapa.com
dish
By Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
LAZY CAKES
EAT BROWNIES,
SLEEP BETTER?
When I got wind of Lazy
Cakes, I knew I had to try them.
No, not because I’m lazy (I’m
the exact opposite, actually!), but
because the cakes are billed as
“the original relaxation brownie”
which is supposed to help you
sleep, something I, a longtime
insomniac, have a hard time
doing.
According to its press release,
Lazy Cakes “are a dietary sup-
plement to aid adults who lead a
stressful, energy drink-fueled
lifestyle who want to wind down
and relax.” To help customers do
so, the brownies use a blend of
herbal relaxation aids melatonin,
valerian root extract, rose hips
extract and passion flower.
When I got my samples in the
mail, I couldn’t wait to try them
before bed that night. With its
serving size half of the small
brownie, I wondered if it would
even make an impact, but I ate
my serving nonetheless. It had a
nice chocolate taste that was
slightly dry and within a few
minutes, I did feel awash in a
calm and cuddly feeling. Within
half an hour or so, I was asleep.
While I didn’t sleep through the
night (as is my custom,) I did fall
back asleep quickly.
Lazy Cakes, which are avail-
able online and in some conve-
nience stores, have been gaining
popularity — and notoriety late-
feel the cartoon brownie on the
logo is marketed toward children,
despite a warning on the label
stating the brownies are for
adults only. A quick Google
search shows many cities across
the country looking into an out-
right ban of the product.
To counter some of the recent
press regarding this, Lazy Cakes’
CEO Terry Harris had told me
this in an e-mail:
“We created Lazy Cakes to
provide adults with a great-tast-
ing way to combat the stress
associated with our fast-paced
lives. Ingredients include items
that anyone can purchase at any
health food or vitamin store …
While in-store placement of our
product is the decision of each
individual storeowner or manag-
er, we encourage stores to place
these products alongside the
energy shots or with other dietary
supplements that are also pro-
duced for adults. … We encour-
age parents to check the label
before providing this or any
product to their children.”
Lazy Cakes are sold in a three
pack ($9.99), a 12 pack ($24.99)
or three 12-pack cases ($69.99).
Visit mylazycakes.com for info.
SANDS GOES
BAM! — AGAIN
Emeril’s Italian Table will
open Saturday, June 4 at Sands
Casino Resort (77 Sands Blvd.,
Bethlehem).
The restaurant will feature
some of Executive Chef/Pro-
prietor Emeril Lagasse’s Italian
staples like antipasti, cured
meats, wood-burning oven pizzas
and more.
Lagasse’s first restaurant at the
casino, Emeril’s Chop House,
opened in May 2009; his Burg-
ers and More opened in Novem-
ber of that year.
Emeril’s Italian Table will be
open daily from 11 a.m.-11 p.m.
For more info, visit pasands.com/
dining. W
Send your food and drink
news to
nmascali@theweekender.com
or call 570.831.7322.
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011

Amanda MacPeek Dietrich Theatre
(60 E. Tioga Street, Tunk-
Masque Productions at the
Grove Theatre
panist will be provided, and be
dressed and equipped to dance. A

to the Weekender hannock, 570.996.1500,
www.dietrichtheater.com)
Sales Team.
• Shakespeare in the Park
“Hamlet:” June 25, 7 p.m., free,
in Tunkhannock’s Riverside Park
with Gamut Theatre group. Bring
blanket/lawn chairs.
(5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuango-
la, 570.208.7679, grovetick-
ets@verizon.com, www.nuango-
la-grove.com)
• “Crimes of the Heart:” June
3-4, 10-11, 8 p.m., June 5, 12, 3
p.m. This Pulitzer prize-winning
combination will be taught for
you to perform. For more info,
call Lee LaChette at
570.991.1817.
Pocono Shakes

SCRANTON tragic comedy relates the stories

of three sisters reunited in their
• Have Fun With Shakespeare
Workshop: Adults only, June 4, 7

BUSINESSES, CALL Electric Theatre Company

(326 Spruce St., 2nd Floor,
Mississippi childhood home after
one of them shoots her abusive
p.m., all ages, June 5, 3-5 p.m.,
Cheeky Monkey Coffee House

HER TO ADVERTISE Scranton, www.electrictheatre- husband. For ticket info, reserva- (526 Main St, Stroudsburg). This
.org, 570.558.1515) tions, call 570.868.3582 or e- is not a lecture. These are full-
participation workshops taught
970.7321
• “Fixing Joe:” June 17-18,
8 p.m., benefit tickets: $25/ by experienced Shakespearean
general, $20/seniors, $15/ actors with a great sense of
students. Laugh with Joe humor. The adults-only work-
Matarese at his own pain, shop explores Shakespeare’s
naughty side. It uses R-rated
BONK’S BAR & GRILL Call John Popko confusion, and new found
joy, as he navigates the language and subjects. Dis-
200 W. Church St • Nanticoke • 735-6262
to advertise rocky shoals of first-
time fatherhood.
cretion is advised. Both
workshops are free. For
THURSDAY SPECIALS
HARDSHELL CRABS 831.7349 more info, contact Pocono
Shakes at PoconoSh-
35¢ Wings • 20¢ Clams • $1 Lobsters The Houdini akes@gmail.com.
$
1.50 Miller Lite Pints Museum Theater
Hurry In for the Hardshell Crabs
Before They Walk Away EX O TIC (1433 N. Main Ave.,
Scranton, 570.342.5555) Scranton Cultural Center
FRIDAY SPECIAL
Baked Haddock LIN G ER IE • Haunted! Mind Mys-
teries & The Beyond: daily (420 N. Washington Ave.,
served w/ French Fries and Cole Slaw $13.95
M R. at 7 p.m. through June by
reservation only. Daily at 8
Scranton)
❏ Broadway Theatre League

Ono’s Bar & Grill FA SH IO N S p.m. July/August, reservations

only, $35/person, includes free mail grovetickets@frontier.com.
of NEPA presents:
• Dancing with NEPA Stars:
1255 Sans Souci Highway snacks, pizza and refreshments at July 8, July 29, Aug. 19, 5:30
SUNDAY & WEDNESDAY Wilkes-Barre, PA p.m., $16
intermission.
8PM-10PM (570) 8 29 -2224 Music Box Players
$1.00 MUGS The Lakeside Players
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville:
Shawnee Playhouse
Corsets, Exotic Lingerie, 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY
KARAOKE Silk Stockings, Wigs,
5” & 6” Heel Shoes,
(Lakeville Community Hall, or www.musicbox.org) (570.421.5093, www.theshaw-
neeplayhouse.com)
EVERY FRIDAY & Novelties, Thigh-Hi Boots,
Route 590, Lakeville, across • 30th Anniversary Musical
from Caesars Cove Haven, Memories: June 16-19, 23-26, • “Sisters of Swing: The Story
Men’s Lingerie,
151740

SATURDAY 9PM Maid’s Uniforms, 570.226.6207, www.lakeside- Thur.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m., of the Andrew Sisters:” June
236 Zerby Ave. Lotions, Oils players.net) dinner served 90 minutes before 1-September 3. $28/adults, $25/
286789

Kingston, PA 283-2511 G I F T C E R T I F I C AT E S AVA I L A B L E • “The Love List:” June 3-5, curtain. Highlights of 30 years of seniors, $15/children under 12.
10-12, Fri., Sat., 7:30 p.m., Sun., wonderful musical theatre. For Advance ticket purchase recom-
3 p.m. $12. Side-splitting and reservations, call. mended and can be made at
JIM M cCA RTH Y’S thought-provoking comedy about
ordering the ideal mate.
www.theshawneeplayhouse.com
or by calling 570.421.5093•
TA VE R N O N TH E H IL L The Phoenix Performing Impersonators Contest: June 3, 8
CornerE.North am pton & Sh erm an Sts.,•W ilkes-Barre•826-1362 Arts Center p.m. Call for information.
w w w .m ys pa ce.co m /m cca rthys ta vern
The Senior Company of the (409-411 Main St., Duryea, • “Nunsense 2: The Second
TU E SD A Y Linn McDonald School of 570.457.3589, www.phoenix- Coming:” June 17-Sept. 4, Fri.,
Dance Sat. evening performances, 8
KA R A O KE E st. 1974
Voted “ Best” Pipe& Herb S hop in NEPA • Annual spring production:
pac.vpweb.com, phoenix-
pac08@aol.com) p.m., matinees, 2 p.m. Adults/
FR ID A Y WHEN YOU NEED MORE THAN June 11, 7:30 p.m., Scranton • Auditions for “Cats” the $28, seniors/$25, children/$15.
High School Auditorium. High- Broadway Musical: June 22, 23, Call for reservations.
JUST GLASS ... Pipes & Smoking
D J JU STIN Accessories lights will include excerpts from
3 classic ballets: Swan Lake, La
6-8:30 p.m. Call backs and cast-
ing June 25, 10-noon. Show dates
SA TU R D A Y Incense, Posters, Stickers, Fille Mal Gardee and Sleeping Oct. 7-23, 3 weekends, 9 per- Sherman Theatre
Tye Dyes, Detoxifiers Beauty. The second act of the formances. Rehearsals begin (524 Main St., Stroudsburg,
O L D IE S KA R A O KE Wiccan Supplies show will feature the LMSD after July 4 and run till the open- 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com)
Dancing Dads in “A Tribute to ing of the show. Auditions open
UNP L UGGE D M O ND A Y 1174 W yom ing A ve.,Exeter,PA
• “Ragtime:” July 9, 8 p.m.,
570•655•0924
the Beatles.” Tickets available at to anyone ages 13-20. All roles
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the door. Call the school at open. Please bring a prepared July 10, 2 p.m. $13-$17. Based on
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M ON.-FRI. 12-9 • SA T. 12-6 • GIFT CERTIFICA TES A VA ILA BLE 570.346.7106 for more info. song and sheet music, an accom- the 1975 novel by E.L. Doctorow.
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
POETIC
Anthology Books (515 Center
St., Scranton, above Outrageous,
570.341.1443, scrantholo-
gy@gmail.com) All events free,
unless otherwise noted.
❏ Writing Groups
• Open writers group: Sat., noon led
by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp.
Bring piece of original writing to
discuss and critique.
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
(Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre,
570.829.4210)
❏ Signings:
• Ellyn Ramich, author of “411:” June
11, 2-6 p.m.
Barnes & Noble Wilkes-
King’s Booksellers (7 S. Main
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700)
❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30
p.m.
• “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club
about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:30-
7:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore.
Costumes encouraged, not required.
❏ Children’s Events:
• Young Readers Monthly Activity
Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m.
Ages 8-12.
• American Girl Doll Give-A-Way:
first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m.
• Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11
a.m.-noon.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500)
• Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30
p.m. The group celebrates all differ-
ent types of writing styles and for-
mats. Join anytime. Admission free.
Call to register.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber-
ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
• “With Bullets Singing All Around
Me:” through July 17, Maslow Gallery
suite on the 2nd floor. Regional
stories of the Civil War.
• “Medics in Action: Caring for
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the Wounded:” through July 17,
downstairs in Gallery One.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran-
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156,
ext. 217)
• Socrates Café Discussion Group:
June 9, 6:30-8 p.m.
• Annual Book Sale: June 18, 20-25.
Paper Kite Books (443 Main
Street, Kingston, paperkitepress.com)
• Poetry Reading: June 3, 7 p.m.,
featuring Mischelle Anthony and her
new collection of poetry, "[Line],"
followed by a Limited Open Mic.
Starbucks (2030 Wilkes-Barre
Twp. Marketplace, 570.824.3735)
❏ Tues. Night Original Music Series:
• Kriki: June 14, 21, 7-9 p.m.
Tribute Books events (291 West
St., Eynon, 570.876.2416)
• “Fire Men: Stories from Three
Generations of a Firefighting Family”
by Gary R. Ryman Book Signing, June
24, 6-9 p.m., Tiffany’s Tap & Grill (291
Main Street, Eynon), 570.876.0710.
West Pittston Library (200
Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org,
570.654.9847)
• Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m.
Free. Features an informal discussion
of member-selected books.
• Weekly story time for children:
Fri., 1 p.m. Free.
VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna
Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or
Artistsforart.com)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
• Life Drawing sessions: every Tues.,
7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, 561.7817.
• Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5
GA, $2 student.
• Post Industrial Iron: A Cast Iron/
Forged Iron Exhibition: June 2-24,
reception June 3, 6-8 p.m. Juried by
Vaughn Randall of Suni Cortland.
• Annual student art exhibit: June
25, 6-8 p.m. Features original works
by the students of artist/art educa-
tor Virginia P. Sosik in oil, watercolor
and more. Free and open to the
public.
Artspace Gallery (221 Center St.,
Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737)
Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m.,
Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment.
• “Us and them:” through July 10,
art by Ken Connor and Dean Dorman.
Artist reception June 4, 5-8 p.m.,
free to the public.
ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lacka-
wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815)
Gallery summer hours: Tues.-Fri., 10
a.m-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m., or by
appointment.
• Five from the American Watercol-
or Society: June 3-July 28. Will show-
case the works of 5 of its members.
Opening reception June 3, 6-8 p.m.,
gallery talk at 7 p.m.
The Butternut Gallery &
Second Story Books (204
Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose)
• “focus-exploring our regional
sense of place:” third annual juried
exhibit of paintings, photographs and
three-dimensional pieces by area
artists, through June 4 during regu-
lar gallery hours: Thu.-Sat., 11a.m.-5
p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. All proceeds
go to the Montrose Library & Hospi-
tal Building Fund.
Camerawork Gallery (Down-
stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry
Building, 515 Center St., Scranton,
570.510.5028. www.camerawork-
gallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gal-
lery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.;
Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
• “Terra Emota:” June 3-29. Opening
reception June 3, 6-8:30 p.m. Pho-
tographs by Chip Forelli.
Dakota Ridge Gallery (9 West
Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 570.325.2082,
DakotaRidgeGallery.com )
• “Architectural Surreal:” through
July 31. The photographs of R. Alex-
ander Trejo highlight his passion for
architectural subjects and their
relation to surreal and romantic art.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber-
ry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
SEE SPEAK & SEE, PAGE 42
 Tips
from a
barbie chick
By Janelle Engle
Special to the Weekender
Check it out: www.theweekender.com
Janelle models some
thrift-store finds.
Thrifting
outside
the box
T
hrift shopping is a
frustrating activity that
involves a lot more
patience and determination
than when someone shops at
any regular department store.
Yet the rewards, not to men-
tion the prices, make it
worthwhile. In fact, the com-
plete disorderly process of it
is why I love it so much.
It’s like treasure hunting
without any direction or
even a map. You’re com-
pletely on your own to stum-
ble upon just the thing your
wardrobe has been missing
or that one-of-a-kind vintage
jewel.
If you are one of those
people who feel like thrift
shopping is the equivalent to
going on the beach with a
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
Thrift shopping is
like treasure
hunting without
any direction or
even a map.
metal detector and hoping to
find buried treasure, here are
a few tips:
For petites, it sometimes
pays off to look in the chil-
dren’s section. Oftentimes
shoved in between a novelty
cartoon T-shirt and an old
Little League baseball tee
hides a vintage band tee
that’s perfect for cutting up
and pairing with a pair of
blue jeans.
When looking for the per-
fect pair of “mom jeans” to
cut into high-waisted shorts,
keep in mind that the best
way to judge how high-
waisted a pair of jeans are
is to look at how wide and
long the zipper is.
Denim jackets are a great
staple to have in anyone’s
wardrobe, but if you want to
do something a little differ-
ent, find a faded denim
jacket and hack the sleeves
off to make an instant denim
vest that you can add studs,
patches or whatever else you
want to it.
The most important thing
to keep in mind is not to
look at anything as a one-
dimensional item of clothing
— they are now opportuni-
ties waiting to be anything
you want to make them. Get
creative, and think outside
the box, or you’ll end up
frustrated and empty-handed.
Thrift stores are like the
end of the clothing circle of
life filled with clothing that
had once been someone’s
favorite wardrobe piece and
now is cast aside and col-
lecting dust. I like to think
that when I shop in one I’m
breathing new life into for-
gotten old pieces that some-
one had once cherished. W
Larksville native Janelle
Engle will attend The Art
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Institute of Philadelphia for
fashion merchandising this
fall.
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011 SPEAK & SEE, FROM PAGE 40
Admission $5 adults; $3
students/seniors; $2 children 6-12;
Everhart Museum members free.
• “With bullets singing all around
me:” Regional Stories of the Civil
War: through July 17.
• “Medics In Action: Caring For the
Wounded:” through July 17.
Gallery at the Pocono Com-
munity Theater (88 S. Courtland
St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456.
poconocommunitytheater.org)
• “The Flower Show:” through June
26.
Junior League of Scranton
• “KnowMe: Positive Expressions
Through Art:” June 3, at First Friday
Scranton at Urban Vibes, Spruce
Street.
Mahady Gallery (Marywood
University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary-
wood.edu/galleries.)
Gallery hours: Monday through
Friday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
• “Graduate Exhibition:” through
June 17. In gallery and Main Lobby,
Shields Center for Visual Arts. Free
and open to the public during gallery
hours.
Marquis Art & Frame (122 S.
Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518)
Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
• Northeast Photography Club
Juried Exhibit: through July 2. Areas
of photographic interests include
portraiture, nature, sports and street
photography, digital editing and
enhancing.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine St., Scranton,
www.newvisionstudio.com,
978.501.7812)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m.
and by appointment.
• “Family Ties:” June 2-26, opening
reception June 3 6-9 p.m. as part of
the First Friday art walk. Juried
group exhibit featuring local and
nationally recognized artists.
Northern Light Espresso
Bar (536 Spruce St., Scranton)
• Mark S. Ciocca: through June, a
collection of hand-pulled silkscreen &
relief prints and pen & ink illustra-
tions.
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery
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(Misericordia University,
570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art)
Summer Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-
SOPHISTICATS
Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5
p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m.
• Exhibit by Pringle native Steve
Poleskie: through June 19.
• “The Mary Wilson Supremes Col-
lection:” July 23-Oct. 17, featuring the
gowns of Mary Wilson, a founding
member of The Supremes, in con-
junction with Wilson’s Under the
Stars Summer Arts Festival perform-
SHANE GIBBONS IS A SOPHISTICAT...
ance July 23. Open reception July 22,
5-8 p.m., features Q&A with Wilson.
$40 limited tickets available, $360
“Supreme Experience’’ includes
Look for Shane out and about hitting up the NEPA nightlife.
HE JUST MIGHT TAKE YOUR PICTURE...
opening reception for six, festival-
table seating for six at concert. Call
674.6719 for tickets.
Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
IF YOU’RE WORTHY OF THE WEEKENDER SOPHISTICATS PAGES, THAT IS.
LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Pros-
WEEKENDER SOPHISTICATS.
pect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/
schulmangallery, 570.740.0727)
Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m.
• Annual Student Show: through
July 1. Exhibit of graphics, paintings, Look for your photos in the Weekender and theweekender.com.
photography, computer graphics and
portfolios by students of LCCC art
dept.
• Pink Ribbon Exhibit: July 8-Aug 6.
Artwork by area artists with dona-
tion to Breast Cancer Awareness.
Sordoni Art Gallery at
Wilkes University (150 S. River
St., Stark Learning Center)
Gallery summer hours: Fri., Sun.,
noon-4:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
• “Near and Far: Landscapes from
the Sordoni Art Gallery Permanent
Collection:” June 10-Aug. 7. Features
favorites from the permanent collec-
tion ranging widely in period, subject
matter and medium.
STAR Gallery at the Mall at
Steamtown (570.969.2537/
343.3048)
• “Nostalgic Impressionism:”
through June 30, featuring Dutch
artist Matthys Abas. Opening recep-
tion June 3, 6-9 p.m. with live music.
❏ Children and adult art classes
• Ceramic sculpture and the Chil-
dren’s Art Corner: Call Tom Gates,
877.3261
• Drawing and painting classes: Call
Karen Mahalik 383.1220
• Private Photoshop classes: Call
Gerry Stankiewicz, 709.9203
Vision Burn Tattoo and Gal-
lery (1211 Wheeler Ave., Dunmore)
• Monthly Art Show: June 4, 6-10
p.m. Free food and beverages, fea-
tures work by local artists.
Widmann Gallery (Located in
King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer
Campus Center between North Fran-
klin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-
Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328)
Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9
a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to
the public.
weekender
• “Finding Home:” through June 24.
Features photography by local artist
Shane Montross. W
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BENEFITS / CHARITY
EVENTS
3rd Annual Powering Past
Pancreatic Cancer 5K Run /
1 Mile Walk June 4, 10 a.m., regis-
tration 8 a.m., Kirby Park. $20 fee,
survivors free. Contact Jacki Reilly
Degnan at 570.239.3107 for details.
Alex’s Lemonade Stand June
11, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Frontier Communi-
cations, Back Mt. Little League Field,
Church St, Dallas, raffles, character
appearances, food. For info, visit
http://www.alexslemonade.org/
mypage/71247.
Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club
Inaugural Pink and Blue
Tournament June 15, noon, Blue
Ridge Trail Golf Club (Mountaintop),
$90/golfer or $360/foursome. Gold
sponsorship, $500, corporate spon-
sorships available. Awards presenta-
tion & dinner will follow tournament.
To register or for more info call
jag12@aol.com.
Breathe Deep Northeastern
Pennsylvania, June 11, 10:30 a.m.,
Kirby Park, Wilkes-Barre. $25 includes
a T-shirt. Benefit walk is sponsored
by the LUNGevity Foundation to aid
in the early detection and treatment
of lung cancer. Register at lungev-
ity.org/nepa or by calling 570.690.6111.
Fallen Officers Remembered
(2001 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort,
570.760.3833)
• Airport Day: June 18, 11 a.m.-6 p.m.,
benefits FOR. Features scenic flights,
vendors, raffles, food, Moon Bounce,
more.
Fight for Air Walk June 4, 10
a.m., King’s College Betzler Field,
ages 8+, walk the dry or water-
sprinkler route. Features compli-
mentary lunch post-walk at Mohegan
Sun, a health fair with screenings
and an ice cream social. Call
570.823.2212 or visit www.lungin-
fo.org/wbwalk for info.
Fundraiser to help save baby
Myah June 10, 7 p.m.-2 a.m., Booz-
ers Sports Bar (635 Main St., Avoca),
$5, door prizes, entertainment by
K2O, Sodaboy, and Darin C., basket
raffles, 50/50 drawings, regular bar &
Red Cat wine bar. Leukemia benefit
will fund Myah’s cord blood trans-
plant surgery in July.
Liam’s Lighthouse Founda-
tion 2nd Annual Happy Hour
June 4, 6-8 p.m., The Red Mill (340
South Main Street, Pittston). A $10
donation will be asked at the door,
$1.50 domestic draft special. The
Foundation’s 3rd Annual Golf Tourna-
ment will be held June 5, Sand
Springs Country Club (10 Club House
Drive, Drums). For more info, visit
liamslighthousefoundation.org.
Make-A-Wish (800.480.WISH,
www.wishgreaterpa.org) events:
• Tobyhanna Federal Credit Union’s
8th Annual Golf Tournament: June 13,
Ridge Trail Golf Club, Mountain Top,
benefits Make-A-Wish Foundation and
ich, 866.TOBYFCU ext. 109 for spon-
sorship/registration packet or visit
tobyhannafcu.org for info.
The Pampered Chef Bingo
June 4, 5-7:30 p.m., doors open 4:30
p.m., Harford Fire Hall, $20 donation
for 20 games. Food, refreshments
and baked goods for sale. All pro-
ceeds benefit Avon Walk for Breast
Cancer. For tickets or info contact
Charlene at 570.396.4060 or candc-
pepper@gmail.com.
Pauly Friedman 5K Family
Walk-Run Aug. 14, registration 8:30
a.m., walk 9:30 a.m., Misericordia
University (Lake St., Dallas). Post-
event party at Banks Cafeteria. Call
570.823.5144 for info.
Peaceful Valley Equestrian
Center (Centermoreland,
Route 2020, Wyoming
County, 570.333.barn or
570.406.6911, pvec-pa.com)
• Horses 4 Hope: June 4, 10 a.m.-6
p.m., pony rides, horse demonstra-
its, kid’s activities, basket raffle,
vendors, food. Proceeds from all
sponsorships and basket raffle bene-
fit Wyoming Valley Children’s Associ-
ation.
Walk 2 Miles In My Shoes for
R.S.D. June 12, registration noon-1
p.m., walks 1 p.m., McDade Park,
Scranton. $50 walkers with sponsors,
$10 without sponsors. Call
50.876.4034 for info.
Walk for Lung Cancer June 11,
registration 9 a.m., program 10 a.m.,
5K walk, 10:30 a.m., Kirby Park (King-
ston). In memory of Allan Makowski.
Visit www.lungevity.org/neap for
more info.
EVENTS
2nd Annual Global Etsy
Craft Party Day June 10, 6-9
p.m., New Visions Studio & Gallery
(201 Vine Street, Scranton). Local Etsy
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puzzles
570.868.GOLF (4653) or emaild- The Fisher House. Call Nina Waskev- tions, horseshoe tournament, exhib-

ACROSS DOWN
1 Every last bit 1 Matterhorn, e.g.
last week 4 Marine of old TV 2 Place to graze
8 Instances of wordplay 3 Disappointments
12 Shelter 4 Immediate
13 Picnic spoiler 5 Deviate off course
14 On 6 “The View” alumna
15 TSA checks Lisa
17 Eastern princess 7 Follow
18 Poorly lit 8 Carrot cousin
19 Action-movie sound 9 Hexagonal state
21 Boutique, perhaps 10 Admonition to
24 Quite some time Nanette
25 In what way? 11 Skewer
26 Bill 16 Party bowlful
28 Marionette parts 20 Present
32 “- It Romantic?” 21 Actor LaBoeuf
34 Mojito ingredient 22 Stockings
36 Green stroke 23 Listener
37 Man of morals? 27 Clear the tables
39 America’s uncle 29 Massages
41 Chesapeake, e.g. 30 List-ending abbr.
42 Actor Stephen 31 Eyelid woe
44 Tease 33 Bullring VIPs
46 Bring charges 35 Fellow
against 38 Shooter ammo
50 Long - 40 Jamie-Lynn’s
51 Back “Sopranos” role
52 Square dances 43 Was sore
56 Approximately 45 Id counterpart
57 Mark replacement 46 Press
58 Zero 47 Simple
59 Loch - Monster 48 Go by
60 Sketch 49 Session with a shrink
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61 Agent 53 Historic period

54 Pinch
55 Crafty
 motorhead
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011

Ride of
the Week sorry mom & dad
By Justin Brown
By Michael Golubiewski Weekender Correspondent
Special to the Weekender

The intern
wears Prada
“
Do you know who your
new internship supervisor
is yet?” my friend Chel-
sey asked as we were ap-
proaching the E! Entertain-
ment building. Chelsey was
an intern for another depart-
ment at E!, and we became
fast friends after meeting at a
luncheon, where we discov-
ered we were both from Penn-
sylvania.
“No clue,” I answered.
It was two months into my

2002
internship, and my supervisor
was leaving because she got a
job as an assistant to Tina
Fey’s talent manager. All of Today’s fellow intern
the interns at “True Holly- could be tomorrow’s boss
wood Story” were upset she from hell …
was about to leave and were
not looking forward to having tweak. As all of the interns
a new boss. carried our resumes in our
“Ohmigod!” Chelsey shout- backpacks, Kristen felt it
ed as we were crossing the necessary to buy a new brief-

TOYOTA CELICA GT
street. “Look at Kristen! case for the document.
She’s holding a briefcase.” Later that day, while all of
Kristen was a girl that in- the interns were sharing our

Engine: terned with me, and was the

most stuck-up twat you could
ever come across. Not only
did she walk around like her
resumes with each other, I
decided to be nice and ask to
see her resume, even though I
didn’t give a rat’s ass what
VVT-I 16 valve, 4 cylinder shit smelled of ice cream, she
also talked as if she were
was on it.
“Umm, I wouldn’t really

Owner:
delivering the 5 o’clock news.
“Why would she need a
briefcase?” demanded Chel-
sey.
Art Gialanella of Kingston “She needs something to
carry that stick she always
has up her ass,” I said.
The fact of the matter was
“When I first purchased the Celica two years ago, I wasn’t that it was very odd for her
really into cars,” Gialanella says. “I was just looking for to be carrying a briefcase as
something convenient to get around in.” an intern. The executive pro-
ducer of the show we in-
As time progressed, though, the car sparked his interest terned for didn’t even carry a
and modifying it became a project for him and his friend, briefcase!
Tom. So far the two have altered everything from the painted That day we were supposed
to bring in our resumes for
engine block and underglow lighting that pulses to music and our supervisor to help us
LEDGlow underbody kit and LEDGlow Low interior lighting
and a custom interior dash. Gialanella says that while the “You’re from
Celica may not be the fastest car around, “it definitely turns Minnesota,” I told her.
some heads.” W “What do you have to be
so stuck up about?”
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feel comfortable with you
looking at my resume,” she
barked in the same tone as if
she were reporting a tragic
car accident.
“You’re from Minnesota,” I
told her. “What do you have
to be so stuck up about?”
She wouldn’t look at me for
the rest of the day, which was
no punishment in my eyes.
The next day our supervisor
gathered all of the interns
together.
“As you know I’m leaving
next week,” our supervisor
explained. “I just wanted to
tell everyone that your new
supervisor, the person taking
my place, is Kristen!”
Oh, shit! W
Follow Justin on Twitter

@sorrymomanddad and
check out Facebook.com/
sorrymomanddad.

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sellers will sell their hand-made and
vintage goods and be actively mak-
ing crafts. Free and open to the
public. Guests will be able to make
and take crafts and shop for in-
teresting and unique items. Please
visit meetup.com/etsy/Scranton-PA
for more info.
3rd Annual Grace Episcopal
Golf Tournament June 6, 1 p.m.,
Sand Springs Country Club (10 Club-
house Drive, Drums), $80/golfer,
dinner, $35 dinner only. Call
570.287.8440 for info.
4th Annual Forest Hill Cem-
etery Tour June 5, 12, 1 p.m., Forest
Hill Cemetery (1830 Jefferson Ave.,
Dunmore). Celebrating the 150th
anniversary of Scranton’s local
connection to the Civil War. Free and
open to the public, bring chairs/
blankets.
Breakfast Buffet, Chinese
Auction June 12, 8 a.m.-noon, Pond
Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. (344 Pond Hill
Mountain Rd., Wapwallopen). $7/
adults, $3.50/children ages 5-12.
Take-outs available. Call
570.379.2204 for info.
Cameo House Bus Tours
(Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420,
anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to $40/week.
933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa. • Crazy Commercials: June 20-24, 10
18643) a.m.-12:30 p.m., ages 9-14, $60. Stu-
• Brooklyn: June 26, includes Brook- dents will create crazy products and
lyn Flea Market, Park Slope, Canal commercials to sell them.
Street, Little Italy. • Quilting for Kids: Wed. through
July 20, 3:30-5 p.m., ages 6+, $6/
Cooper’s Jimmy Buffet & class; children learn early American
the Coral Reefer Band Bus quilting techniques.
Trip June 23, concert in Camden, ❏ Intergenerational Classes:
$145 includes party at Cooper’s • Open Studio: Painting, Drawing &
Cabana June 18 w/free food & drink Pottery: June 7, 14, 28, 7-8:30 p.m.,
specials, round trip Motor Coach, 13+, $50/four classes, $15/class. Call to
lawn seat ticket and pre-concert register.
tailgate party. To book call • Quilting: Wed. through July 20,
570.706.8687, mention promo code 6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn early
Cooper’s Seafood. American quilting techniques to
∝ make double pinwheel quilt. All
Dallas Baptist Church (Memo- materials provided, call to register.
rial Highway, Dallas, 570.639.5099, ❏ Adult Classes:
office@dallasbaptistchurch.org) • Decorative Painting: June 15, 22,
• Free car wash, June 5, noon-3 p.m. 29, noon-3 p.m., 16+, $20/class + cost
A suggested donation of $5 is greatly of painting surface. Pre-registration
appreciated. Any donations collected required, call to sign up.
will go into a fund to help defray • Pottery and Sculpture: June 6, 13,
costs for a missions trip to Nic- 27, July 11, 7-8:30 p.m., $60. all materi-
aragua. als provided, all levels of experience.
Call to register.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga • Spanish for Beginners: Wed.,
Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, through June 8, 7-8 p.m., $50. Learn
www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar basic Spanish phrases/vocabulary.
of events: Call to register.
❏ Kids Classes: • Photography for Beginners: June
• Acting Camp for Kids: Camp 1: June 13, 20, 7-9 p.m., June 11, 1-3 p.m., 16+,
20-24, 10:30 a.m.-noon, ages 7-12, $75.
$60/week. Camp 2: June 20-24, 2-3 • Introduction to stained glass: June
p.m., July 25-29, 2-3:30 p.m., ages 4-6, 13, 6-9 p.m., 16+, $60. Create stained
glass pieces. Call to register.
❏ Special Events:
• Grand Canyon of Pa. Bus Trip: June
2, leave 7:45 a.m., return about 7
p.m., $100, space limited, call to
register.
• Songs & Games for Tots: June 18,
July 16, 11 a.m., free. A fast-paced
musical experience. Call to register.
• Bridal Bliss: A Runway Retro-
spective Show: June 26, 1 p.m., $40
advance, $45 door, if available. Call
to reserve, benefits Dietrich Theater.
Showcases historical evolution of
bridal attire featuring local models
and gowns from Wyoming and near-
by counties. Dessert provided.
• Everhart Museum Bus Trip: July 9,
departs from Dietrich 9:30 a.m.,
returns 2 p.m., $10/person. Box lunch
included. Pre-registration required.
Downtown Arts at Arts
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art-
syouniverse.com)
• “Charlotte’s Web,” an original
children’s ballet performed by Dance
Theatre of Wilkes-Barre: June 5, 1
p.m., $10. Call 905.7308 for info.
Heritage Explorer Bike Tour
and Festival June 18, Mellow Park
(Peckville). Volunteers needed. Spon-
sorship and vendor deadline June 4.
Registration fees vary. For more info
or to sign up, visit heritageexplore-
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
r.org.
Joseph W. Hall Memorial
Auxiliary to the Clarks Sum-
mit Fire Company
• 4th Annual Flea Market and Craft
show: June 4, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. (rain or
shine), Clarks Summit Fire House (321
Bedford Street, Clarks Summit). For
more info, and vendors seeking
reservations, call 570.586.5645.
Lackawanna College events:
❏ Environmental Institute events:
(Rt. 435, Covington Twp.,
570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu)
• Feather Art: through June 2, free
with local artist Allen Crothamel.
• Natural Wonders: every other
Thurs. through June 2, 1-2:30 p.m.,
ages 3-5, cost $40/6-class series.
Pre-registration required.
Luzerne County Down Syn-
drome Network
• Family Fun Day: June 5, lunch and
tickets given noon, Pavilion V. $6/
person, individuals with Down syn-
drome and children ages 4 and under
are free. Each person receives meal
and $5 worth of ride tickets. For
more info contact Cindy Taylor at
570.826.6128.
Monroe County Garden Club
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 48
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obby Soper: Father,
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Occupation: President, Mohegan Sun at
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Hobbies: Listening to ’80s music, lying on
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Favorite quote: “Luck is what happens
when preparation meets opportunity.”
Claim to fame: I always go “all-in” on my
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Favorite childhood game: Monopoly.
One thing most people don’t know
about me: I can swim under water for more
than 60 seconds.
One thing I’ve always wanted to do:
Travel to the Far East, especially Macau, China.
Community involvement: Board of
Directors of the Wilkes-Barre Chamber of
Commerce, Vice Chairman of the Greater
Wilkes-Barre Chamber of Business and
Industry, Chairman of United Way of Wyoming
Valley, Board of Trustees of Misericordia
University, Board of Directors for WVIA
Public Broadcasting, Treasurer of the Northeast
Regional Cancer Institute, Board of Directors
and Vice President of the Scranton Chamber
of Commerce, Vice Chairman of Scranton

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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 45
• Wine tasting with food pairing and
tour of Mountain View Vineyards:
June 10, 1-3 p.m., Mountain View
Vineyards (1220 Neola Rd., Strouds-
burg). $5/person. For info call
570.420.0283.
Mountaintop Hose Co. No. 1
• Annual Rabies Clinic: June 4, 1-3
p.m., Woodlawn Ave. & Lehigh St., just
over the top of the Mountain on Rte.
309. $8/inoculation, dogs and cats
welcome.
Myasthenia Gravis Founda-
tion of America North
American Chapter meeting,
June 4, 11 a.m., Community Room,
Charles Luger Outpatient Center,
Allied Services (475 Morgan Highway,
Scranton, 570.348.1407).
The Osterhout Free Library
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.osterhout.info,
570.823.0156, ext. 217)
• ESL Class: June 2, 9, 10-11:30 a.m.
• Worldwide Knit in Public Day: June
11, 10:30 a.m.-noon, bring yarn and
knitting needles, light refreshments
provided.
• Knitting & Crocheting Group: June
11, 25, 10:30 a.m.-noon, bring yarn and
2 needles. All ages, beginners wel-
come.
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Pocono Mountain Events
• Spring Greek Festival: June 2-5, 11
a.m.-10 p.m., Thur.-Sat., The Holy
Cross Greek Orthodox Church. Activ-
ities include a petting zoo on Thur.
and pony rides on Sun. afternoon,
Greek music daily. Free admission.
• Pocono XT ERRA: Hickory Run
State Park Trail Run: June 4, 10 a.m.,
The Worthington Third race in the
Xterra Pocono Series. The course
covers over seven miles of trail and
paths. Anyone can enter this race,
$20/by mail, $25/day of event. Regis-
tration is required.
• Introduction to Birding: June 5, 9
a.m.-11 a.m. Enjoy a short hike with a
knowledge guide who will teach the
basics of birding, free of charge.
• Scenic Sunday Rail/Trail Biking
Adventures: June 5, $31.50/person.
Receive a 10% discount on a super-
scenic Lehigh Gorge mountain bike
trip. Bike, helmet and bottled water
included. Reservations recommend-
ed.
St. Michael’s Ukrainian Or-
thodox Church (540 N. Main Ave.,
Scranton, 570.343.7165)
• Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5
p.m.
St. Peter’s Lutheran Church
(100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown)
• Strawberry Social: June 15, 4:30-
6:30 p.m., take-outs 4-4:30 p.m.
Look What You Missed
Grotto, Harvey’s Lake
Photos by: Matt Morgis
Shortcake, beverage, donation $5,
additional menu of wimpies hot dogs,
salads available. For tickets, call
570.654.4948 or 570.654.1849.
United Methodist Church
(495 Main St., Gouldsboro,
570.842.7139)
•Chicken Barbecue, June 4, 1-7 p.m.,
$9, Take-outs only. For info, call Ted
at 570.842.8738, Gary at 570.842.6106
or Richard at 570.676.4090.
Unity: A Center for Spiritual
Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.824.7722)
• A Course in Miracles: Wed. eve-
nings, 6:30 p.m.
• Healing Circle: Meets 4th Sun. of
every month, 6-8 p.m.
• No Less Than Greatness: Wed.
through June 8, 3-4:30 p.m. and 6:30
to 8:00 p.m. 4-week class based on
book by Mary Manin Morrissey, free
love offering will be received.
Viewmont Mall (Scranton,
570.346.9182, www.shopviewmont-
mall.com) events:
• Craft Show: June 1-5. Handmade
crafts, jewelry, art and gifts. The
event will be held during mall hours
throughout the property.
Waggin’ Tails Pet Rescue
Bake Sale June 23, 4-8 p.m.,
Kinsley’s Shop Rite (Route 209,
Brodheadsville). All proceeds go
toward housing, feeding and veter-
inary expenses for the dogs and cats
in the sanctuary and in foster care.
To help or volunteer, e-mail in-
fo@waggintailsrescue.com or call
570.992.4185.
Waverly Community House
(1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly,
570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org)
events:
• Playground Project Fundraiser:
June 7, 5:30 p.m., State Street Grill,
$25/person (must be 21). Outdoor
grill, wine, beer.
Y Walk Wednesdays A series of
guided evening walks that feature
downtown neighborhoods, history,
architecture, wildlife and new devel-
opment in the cities of Wilkes-Barre
and Hazleton. All begin promptly at 6
p.m. leaving from the lobby of the
YMCAs in either city, about 90 min-
utes. In case of rain, walk will be the
same time the following day. For
more info, contact Wilkes-Barre
YMCA, 570.823.2191 or Hazleton YMCA,
570.455.2046:
• Nesbitt Park Walk What’s Bloom-
ing: June 8, Wilkes-Barre.
• Houses of Worship Walk: June 8,
Hazleton.
• Keeping the Susquehanna Out of
Our Living Rooms: June 15, Wilkes-
Barre.
• Nature in Your Neighborhood:
June 22, Wilkes-Barre.
HISTORY
Eckley Miner’s Village (located
nine miles east of Hazleton, just off
Route 940; 570.636.2070; www.eck-
leyminers.org)
• Patch Town Days: June 18-19, 10
a.m.-5 p.m. Three historic plays will
be presented, along with a demon-
stration of period lawn furniture,
European Treasures and more.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry
St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.ever-
hart-museum.org)
• Early Explorers: Mon. through
June, 1-1:45 p.m. Bird Gallery. Museum-
based whole-child learning in litera-
ture, the arts and natural sciences.
Free and suitable for pre-K children,
age 3-5. Pre-registration is required,
groups welcome.
• Community Day at the Everhart:
June 5, 1-4:30 p.m., included in the
cost of regular museum admission,
reservations not required. Focuses
on Civil War era crafts, music, and
pastimes, including period attire,
book signings and more.
Lackawanna Historical So-
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ciety (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe
Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841)
❏Summer Downtown Walking Tours
(free and open to the public):
• June 3, 5 p.m., in front of Lacka-
wanna College (Washington Ave. &
Vine St.), special focus on education,
culture, socialization, and govern-
ment and the region’s ethnic diversi-
ty and strong local sense of military
pride.
• July 1, 5 p.m., Radisson’s Lacka-
wanna Station Hotel parking lot,
focus on architecture, industry,
business, entertainment arts and
ethnicities in the labor pool.
Luzerne County Historical
Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net)
• County-wide Summit of Communi-
ty Historical Societies: June 29, 11
a.m.-2:30 p.m., Bischwind Bed and
Breakfast, Bear Creek Are you in-
volved with a local community his-
torical society in Luzerne County?
Come meet your fellow colleagues.
Call for info.
Scranton Iron Furnaces (159
Cedar Ave., Scranton, www.anthraci-
temuseum.org)
For guided tours, call Anthracite
Heritage Museum at 570.963.4804 for
schedule/fees.
• Fire at the Furnace: June 3, 8-11
p.m., $15/door, $10/in advance, $25/
each at the patron level. Includes a
professional performance iron pour,
music by the Coal Town Rounders,
food from Chicano’s and Hillside
Farms. For tickets call 570.963.4804.
• Arts on Fire Festival: June 4, 11
a.m.-7 p.m. Includes an iron pour, art
and craft vendors, food, live music,
historical displays and tours. Free
and open to the public.
LEARNING
Academy of Northern Mar-
tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston)
Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For
Health and Defense. Adult & Chil-
dren’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat.
First class is Free. Walk-Ins welcome
or call 371.9919 or 817.2161 for more
information.
Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627
N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500)
• Self-Defense Class taught by
Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon.
& Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10.
• Traditional Weapons Class, every
Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10.
Back Mountain Martial Arts
Center & Mountaintop Kar-
ate Center
For more info, call either location,
Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave.,
570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S.
Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit
Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com.
• Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back
Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9
p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountain-
top Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri.,
4:30-9 p.m.
• Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Moun-
taintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
Core Chiropractic Center (180
United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
570.718.1672)
• Future Life Progression Workshop:
June 2, 6:30-8 p.m., $35, use energy
of angels to journey into the future.
Pre-registration required, call.
Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek
Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152,
www.dancecontours.com)
• Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical,
CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
• Children/teen classes in ballet, tap,
CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a funky
form of dance developed by Jennifer
Magnotta, blending basic Jazz Tech-
nique with the styles of street dance
and hip hop.
• Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6
p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
• Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
Danko’s Core Wrestling
Strength Training Camp
(DankosAllAmericanFitness.com)
• Four sessions/week, features two
clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/
week. Increase power, speed and
agility. Group discounts, coaches,
teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website
or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989
for info.
Downtown Arts at Arts
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art-
syouniverse.com)
• Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat.,
10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper
mache, bead making, more. $15,
includes supplies. For info or to
register, call 817.0176.
• Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30
p.m. Pre-registration required. Call
553.2117 for info.
• African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m.
Traditional African moves with jazz
and hip-hop. $10, registration re-
quired, call 212.9644 or visit hipbody-
soul.com for info.
Downtown Dojo Karate A-
cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.262.1778)
Offering classes in traditional karate,
Look What
You Missed
Mayday Kick Off Party, OTC
Photos by: Michael Golubiewski
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
weapons and self defense. Mon-
Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-
noon.
• Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8
p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call
for info.
Drawing & Painting Classes
with Georgiana Cray Bart, Wilkes-
Barre. Beginner to advanced, all
media, all subjects
Includes pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic,
pastel, colored pencil and more.
570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com,
www.gcraybart-artworks.com
• Adult, ages 13+, Mon., noon-4 p.m.,
Tues., 6-9 p.m.
• Children, ages 8-10: Tues., 5-6 p.m.,
ages 11-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30 p.m.
• Portfolio instruction for the col-
lege bound
• Private instruction available.
Drawing and Painting Les-
sons: An established realist painter
will teach techniques of old masters
to serious students, as well as those
wishing to enhance skills. Private
lessons available Fri.-Sun. Visit art-
ist’s studio in Wilkes-Barre at no
obligation. To schedule, call
570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya-
hoo.com or visit artist’s Website at
www.artistvs.com.
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 56
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 car and bike
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
1st Annual Magic Ride bene-
fit Motorcycle Ride for Camp
Asthma Cadabra June 11, Pitt-
ston Tomato Festival Grounds, Pitt-
ston, registration 9:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.,
ride starts noon, $25/rider,$15/pas-
senger, includes T-shirt for first 120
riders to register, coffee & bagels
and hot dogs & soda after the ride.
Meet and Greet with Discovery Chan-
nel’s Deadliest Catch crew members
Josh and Jake. Fore more info,
contact Marie at 570.357.6776,
sportsgirl10101@aol.comor visit cam-
pasthmacadabra.org. All proceeds
benefit Camp Asthma Cadabra.
1st Annual Make a Difference
Ministries Poker Run and
Benefit June 11, registration 10 a.m.,
ride 11 a.m., Grotto Pizza, Edwards-
ville. $25/driver, $12/passenger,
includes pizza, soda, tea, coffee from
1-3 p.m. Call Steve 570.899.2264 for
info.
2nd Annual Ride for Lisa
Motorcycle Ride & Picnic
June 25, registration 9-11 a.m., leaves
Jefferson Park 11 a.m. Riders and/or
passengers/$10 each, includes food,
beverages. Picnic 12:30-5 p.m., $10/
person. Entertainment by Far in
Between, Mr. Echo & more. All pro-
ceeds benefit the family of Lisa
Rondomanski-Knowles. For more
info, tickets, sponsors, donations or
to pre-register, e-mail rideforli-
sa2010@yahoo.com or call
570.237.2257.
2nd Annual Rocker’s Roll
July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Tomato
Festival grounds in Pittston. Features
cafe racers, mods, rockers, vintage
and classic motorcycles, music,
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contests, more. People’ Choice
Awards for favorite motorcycles,
best rocker leather, favorite pin-up
girl. Visit farleyandace.com, contact
ace@farleyandace.com or call
570.313.2609 for info or to be a
vendor.
Bike/car ride to benefit Grif-
fin Pond Animal Shelter of
Lackawanna County June 4,
registration 9-11:30 a.m., ride noon.
$15 rider, $5 passenger. 60-mile ride
starts Fern Hill Park (717 E. Grant St.,
Olyphant). (Rain date June 5). Call
570.489.7923 for info.
Car Cruise Fridays June 176 p.m.-?
Curry Donuts (S. Pennsylvania Ave,
Wilkes-Barre).
Car Lover’s 6th Annual Car
Show June 12, 8 a.m., McDade Park,
Scranton, food, no alcoholic beverag-
es and no pets allowed by cars,
awards for top 25 best of show, must
be registered by noon, pre-regis-
tration $8 by June 1, day of show $10,
awards presented 3 p.m., for more
info call Bill at 570.457.7665.
Classic Cars and Critters
Festival June 11, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Lazy
Brook Park (Route 6 east of Tunk-
hannock), rain or shine. Antique,
classic, and custom car show, live
music, live animals, baked goods,
crafts, silent auction. Advance tickets
are $4/adult, $2/child and can be
purchased by calling Jennifer at
570.851.7808. Day-of, $5/adult, $3/
child, under 3, free. $10 registration
fee for each car to participate.
Proceeds benefit the Endless Moun-
tains Nature Center.
Coal Cracker Cruisers
(570.876.4034)
• Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt.
6 Carbondale, 1st Fri., 6-9 p.m., food,
music, door prizes, trophies.
Disorganized Individual
Scooterists
• Scooter Rally: July 8-10, Moyers
Grove Campground (Wapwallopen),
camping, ride to Knoebels Sat. All
admission must be prepaid. Contact
Carl Marsh at 570.239.9985 or karl-
marsh@gmail.com for more info.
Great Race to Highlight Vin-
tage Vehicles June 15, 11:45 a.m.,
Laurel Mall in the parking lot by The
Downs at Hazleton. All cars will
remain for about 1 hour, the public is
encouraged to use the Boscov’s
parking lot or the former Ground
Round parking lot when attending.
To participate or for info, call
570.455.1509 or e-mail info@hazle-
tonchamber.org.
Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hili-
tesmotorclub.com, Jack
570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events
feature door prizes, food, music,
50/50 drawing, more.
• June 18, 5-8 p.m., Wegmans,
Wilkes-Barre
Montage Mountain Classics
(Thurs., 6-9 p.m., Fri., 6-10 p.m., Sat.,
5-9 p.m.)
• McDonald’s (South Side Plaza,
Scranton): June 10
• Johnny Rockets (Mountain Moun-
tain): June 18
• Valley Auto Parts (Moosic Road,
Old Forge): June 23
• Pocono Mountain Street
Rods Friday Night Cruise
June 24, 6-9 p.m., food court parking
lot at Viewmont Mall. Come enjoy the
beauty of a classic and the brawn of
a muscle car.
JASPER
The Villa Capri Cruisers (101
Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014,
www.villacapricruisers.com)
• Cruise Night: 3rd Fri. through
Sept., 6 p.m., all vehicles welcome.
Double-mane Lionhead rabbit
• Cruise Night: 2nd Sun. through
Sept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, Owner:
Dickson City), all vehicles welcome.
• Father’s Day Car Show: June 19,
Leesa Williams of West Hazleton
8:30 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton.
NSRA Safety Inspection available. Enter your pet for Weekender’s
Wyoming Valley Motorcycle PET OF THE WEEK
Club (570.598.WVMC) by sending photo, pet’s name, breed
• SPCA Run: June 12, registration at
SPCA, Plains Twp. if applicable, owner’s name and
hometown to:
E-mail your event to
weekender@theweekender.com weekender@theweekender.com
or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline subject line: Pet of the Week
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for publication: Monday at 2
p.m. two weeks prior to event.
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 sign language
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
By Caeriel Crestin
Weekender Correspondent
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
You deserve to treat yourself! You
earned all that you’ve got coming to you,
at least in theory. If I were you, though, I’d
wait to celebrate until your plans have
actually come to fruition. There’s no better
way to jinx something than by making a
big deal about it before it’s actually hap-
pened. Go ahead and make a list of all the
stuff you’re going to do once everything’s
come together — then be patient. It’ll
almost certainly unfold as you’ve planned,
but there’s no harm in waiting until it does
before you pop open the champagne.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Even if you think your advice will fall
on deaf ears, or that your offer of assist-
ance will be ignored, you shouldn’t with-
hold them. Censoring yourself because of
the reaction you imagine isn’t helping
anyone, including yourself. You’re prob-
ably right about what’s going to happen —
but you never really know until you try.
This isn’t about your ego or potentially
hurt feelings, it’s about someone who
needs something you’re able to, and
should, offer them. Steel yourself for the
rejection or negative reaction you’re dread-
ing, then be kind enough to put yourself
out there anyway.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
It always comes back to the golden rule
regarding treating others how you’d like to
be treated. Your intentions are there, but
it’s sometimes challenging for Lions to
truly put themselves in someone else’s
shoes (in the moment, anyway), and really
follow through on this philosophy. Many
times in the past, conflicts, misunder-
standings, or just plain screw-ups have
happened because you didn’t grasp where
the other person was coming from until
long after the fact. Clearly, it’s something
you could stand to work on. Luckily, this
week you’ll have multiple opportunities to
practice, so stay present and pay attention.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
The Rapture didn’t happen! I guess
buying 2,000 billboards nationwide to
advertise the Second Coming is a way to
get a lot of attention, but not necessarily
results. May 21 came and went, and Ha-
rold Camping’s sick prediction that 200
million true believers would ascend to
heaven while the rest of us would suffer
and die from earthquake and famine never
came true. Of course, most of us chuckled
at the preposterous logic that led to his
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conclusion in the first place, but never
forget that numerous people chose to
believe despite how ridiculous (and twist-
ed) it was. Remember, not everyone is as
rational as you; this week’s events should
drive that point home, hard.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
Surprisingly, lying to someone’s face “to
be nice” is never a particularly good idea,
yet people, particularly Libras, do it all the
time. That’s not to say I expect you to
suddenly become confrontational and start
speaking your mind like one of those
crazy Leos. You don’t have to tell some-
one you don’t like them. Just walk away,
or keep things professional. What I want
you to avoid doing is telling someone you
like them when you really don’t, or similar
lies. That’s just going to lead to messy hurt
feelings all around. You don’t need to be
brutal; just be clear.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Your drive and focus are immense as-
sets, but ironically they can stand in your
way when they’re pointed in the “wrong”
direction; that is, at things that ought to be
lower priorities than some of the other
stuff you’ve got going on. In your single-
minded drive to achieve these goals, you
let other, probably more important, tasks
go uncompleted. This week, you need to
reorder your priority list, and it’s not
something you’re likely to be able to do
well on your own. Enlist the aid of some-
one wise who knows you well, and at least
mostly trust their advice. That’s not likely
to be easy for you, because it’ll mean
letting some stuff go that you’d rather not.
Try anyway.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
MORGAN FREEMAN
June 1 1937
JUSTIN LONG
June 2 1978
ANDERSON COOPER
(pictured)
June 3 1967
ANGELINA JOLIE
June 4 1975
PETE WENTZ
June 5 1979
HARVEY FIERSTEIN
June 6 1952
ANNA KOURNIKOVA
June 7 1981
Hey, slut! I mean that affectionately. But
let’s face it: By the time most Sagittarians
get around to settling down, they’ve been
around the block a few times. That’s no
big deal — or it shouldn’t be. It might
prove to be a bit of an obstacle or source
of insecurity for a potential partner,
though. While it would be nice if they
could just chill out, forget about your
respective pasts, and focus on the present,
that’s easier said than done. This problem
has a very simple solution, though: Make
the extra effort to reassure them that all
your vast experience has only served to
help you figure out what it is you really
want: them.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
As frustrating as it might be to have
someone worrying about you needlessly,
the worst thing you could do is respond to
their concern with frustration or bitchi-
ness. Remember, it’s only because they
care, and “care less” is not a request they
can honor. It’s nice to have people give a
shit about you. Their worries are of course
unfounded and silly, but employing good-
hearted humor will more successfully
deflect their concerns or any potential
follow-ups than a snappish comment ever
could. Next time someone annoys you
with their good intentions, crack a joke
instead of biting off their head, okay?
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Let bygones be bygones. Once some-
one’s “done their time,” whatever that
means in this particular situation, contin-
uing to punish or penalize them in any
way is just plain cruel. It’s time to really
and truly let them off the hook, work
through whatever feelings you may still
have, and move on, so they can, too. If you
can’t do that, get the hell out of the way.
You’re allowed to have your feelings, of
course, but you’re not allowed to keep
inflicting them on others. That’s just not
fair, and this week your deadline is up.
Time to let go, or back off.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
Sure, there’s a lot of bullshit out there.
But if we’re honest with ourselves, much
of our own unhappiness is a direct result
of our (largely unconscious) efforts to
sabotage the situation, or see the negative
things we “want” to see. Frequently it’s
just a matter of not being present; you
don’t trust this new, (actually trustworthy)
person because someone else burned you
in the past — consequently, you set up a
whole lame cycle of distrust and suspicion
based on nothing but a memory involving
someone else! That’s some unnecessary
misery right there. This week, you may
have a few chances to undo or circumvent
bad habits like these. Seize them.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
Many people have met friends, spouses,
and one-night lovers online. But living
your life through a computer screen can
get rather isolating, especially for you
Rams. Get out of the house as much as
possible this week. Throw yourself into a
variety of activities interacting with many
different people. This is about plunging
into the unknown, getting some much-
needed adventure. Some of it might turn
out to be lame. That’s a risk. Some of it
might be great, though. Regardless, you
need a dose of real life, and a chance to
meet people face to face before you find
out their proclivities and measurements, or
reveal yours.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
While it’s OK to occasionally humor
someone who sees the world in a distorted
way, and even try to help them, getting
caught up in their delusions is a very bad
idea. Beware of buying into any part of
their baggage this week. They may even
demand it, but this is when keeping your
Taurean feet firmly planted on solid
ground will work to your advantage —
luckily, a strength of yours. Most people
are reasonable and logical, but everyone
has a blind spot or two. This week, helping
someone navigate out of theirs might be a
role that only you can play. W
To contact Caeriel send mail to
sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
 scooter girl
Congratulations By Jayne Moore
Weekender Correspondent
Barb
Menzel
of Shavertown!
Carl Marsh is organizing July’s DIS Scooter Rally.
Scooters, get
ready to rally
Barb won the grand prize
concert tickets from the
Weekender at the Grotto
O
K, so how many scooters
Pizza Deck Party, Harveys are in this area, really?
Lake last Saturday! Enough to hold a week-
end-long rally? Well, Carl
Marsh thinks so. Not only does
he think so, but he’s gone
ahead and planned it. I had the
chance to speak to Marsh
about his ambitious plan out-
side Rodano’s in Wilkes-Barre
the other day. It was one of the
few days it wasn’t raining, and
Marsh gave me the facts about
the rally. It’s DIS Scooter Rally,
the not a rally rally.
The rally will be held Friday-
Sunday, July 8-10 at Moyers
Grove Campground in Wap-
wallopen. The event starts after
5 p.m. that Friday, and if you
get there before 7 p.m., you
can participate in a ride to a
local restaurant. After breakfast
on Saturday, there is a ride to
Knoebels Amusement Resort in
Elysburg. The ride out there
promises to be very beautiful;
that area is my old stomping
grounds, so I can say that with
confidence.
After spending a few hours
at the park, the ride will depart
for a dinner destination. Once
safely back to the camp-
grounds, there will be scooter
games, awards and raffles, plus
traditional biker games like
slow ride and others. The entry
price is $35, not bad for a
weekend of camping, games
and fun. Oh, and you also get
a rally patch and shirt.
I asked Marsh what DIS
stood for, as it didn’t ring any
bells for me.
“It stands for Disorganized
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
“I went to many
scooter rallies. It
seemed like a good
idea to have one
here.”
Rally organizer Carl Marsh
Individual Scooterists,” he ex-
plained. “I started it three
months ago, and we’re already
up to 12 members.”
So if you have a scooter and
are interested in joining this
club, you can contact Marsh at
karlmarsh@gmail.com. (Note:
The “k” is not a typo). It
sounds like he’s got some real-
ly great ideas and plans for
other events. There is also a
Facebook page and no charge
to be a member. This just
proves that indeed, the best
things in life are free.
I asked Marsh how he came
to think about doing this rally,
and he replied, “I went to
many scooter rallies, and I’ve
gone to a bunch in Ithaca and
Harrisburg. It seemed like a
good idea to have one here. All
the profits will go to charity.”
Marsh is currently working
with one that he just needs to
finalize the details with before
he announces it.
When I met Marsh on Public
Square, he was riding his 2005
Genuine Scooter Company
Stella scooter. It is a bright
orange and has a quaint vintage
feel about it. When I remarked
on the seat Carl told me that
he made it. He also has a
tuned-up exhaust and that his
scooter peaks out at 60 mph,
which might not seem fast to a
big bike, but for a 150 cc en-
gine, it’s quite good.
Marsh wasn’t always a scoot-
er guy: He’s owned a Harley
and does still own a “crotch
rocket” that he rides when he
wants to go faster than 60
mph.
So if you’re looking to do
something post 4th of July,
check out the DIS Scooter
Rally. You will have fun, meet
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new people and get to enjoy
the open road with your scoot-
er. W
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 51
Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano,
Vocals & Recording Lessons,
Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music Center &
Recording Works, Hazleton. 12 in-
structors available to teach songs,
music theory, reading, song writing
technique and record engineering.
For more information call
570.454.6105.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry
St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.ever-
hart-museum.org)
• “Everybody’s Art” New Series of
Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop for
members, $30 non-members. Pre-
registration required.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
• MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
First visit free. Learn wrestling fun-
damentals and basic Brazilian Jiu-
Jitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info.
• Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
Non-combative class.
• Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
info.
Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191)
Now accepting new students. Chil-
dren (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30
p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15
760 N. Washington St., Wilkes-Barre • 822-2154
WED. & MON.
$2.50 JUMBO 25 OZ. MUGS 10-12
FREE THURS. & TUES.
PIZZA
FROM
PIZZA
$2 U CALL ITS 10-12
BELLA FRI., SAT. & SUN.
$2.50 VODKA BOMBS 9-11
MON. &
TUES.
$2.50 MILLER HIGH LIFE
& BUD LIGHT 25 OZ. MUGS ANYTIME
SATURDAY
THE CURSE OF SORROW AND RIOT FUEL
John Popko
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p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private
lesson also available.
GregWorks Professional
Fitness Training (107 B Haines
Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs-
bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip-
fitnesscamp.com)
• Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri.,
6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m.
• Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 &
8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group
training and couples personal train-
ing available.
• Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses-
sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1
p.m.
• Private/Semi-Private sessions
available, e-mail for info.
∝ ❏ Zentangles with Linda Cobb &
Guitar & Bass Lessons avail-
able from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek
Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16
per hour. All ages, all styles of music,
beginner through advanced. Bring in
a CD and we’ll teach you the songs.
We teach: Music Theory, Ear Training,
Reading, Song Writing, & Arranging.
Develop Improvisational Skills. Create
Demos. Hands-on Workstation. Guitar
& Amp Rental Packages. Gift Certif-
icates. Now Offering Beginner Drum
Lessons. Call 570.788.4797 for info.
Harris Conservatory for the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
570.287.7977 or 718.0673)
Call
to advertise
in the Weekender
570.831.7349
• Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7
p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call
for info.
• Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages
5+. $30/month.
Dimensions In Dance les-
sons at Phoenix Theater Adult
classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., includes
jazzercise and ballet boot camp.
Thurs., 6-8 p.m., includes jazzercise
and tap. Kid classes: Wed., 5:30-8:30
p.m., includes tap, ballet/hip hop, and
hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., in-
cludes Fosse jazz. $10. Call Lee to
register 991.1817.
Philip Hone Gallery (742 Main
St., Honesdale, 570.253.5577)
Linda Halvorsen, Please sign up
directly with Linda Cobb, fallsdal-
estudios@yahoo.com. Classes are a
fundraiser for PNH.
• Zentangle 101: June 9, 6:30-8:30
p.m., $35
Pocono Arts Council (18 N.
Seventh St., Stroudsburg.
570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org)
❏ Ongoing Adult Classes
• Acrylic Painting: June 6, 13, 20, 27,
5:45-8:45 p.m., $72/members, $80/
non-members, $60/seniors, focuses
on increasing fundamental painting
skills. Materials list provided.
• Oil Painting: June 9, 16, 23, 30,
FRIDAY
Slate
Hanover Twp.
10-1:30
SATURDAY
Dallas American
Legion
9-1
Dallas
SUNDAY
Banko’s
6-9
West Nanticoke
CELEBRATE MR. ECHO’S
ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
AT BANKO’S ON
FATHER’S DAY, JUNE 19
Facebook.com/MrEchoBand
6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/
non-members, $60/seniors, focuses
on the individual, helping them to
develop their own personal style and
technique working with the oil medi-
um. Materials list provided.
❏ Adult Classes
• Intermediate Watercolor: June
6-27, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., $110/members,
$120/non-members, $90/seniors,
covers composition along with nu-
merous other techniques. Materials
list will be provided.
• Transparent Watercolor Painting:
June 7, 21, 28, 6-9 p.m., $80/members,
$90/non-members, $70/seniors, you
can utilize all your standard water-
color paints and materials, however,
a list of transparent paints will be
needed to create the desired visual
effect. Materials list provided.
• Basic Drawing: June 8-29, 6:30-
8:30 p.m., $72/member, $80/non-
member, $60/seniors, develop your
basic drawing skills while learning
about light, form and composition.
Materials list provided.
Private Voice Lessons Mon.-
Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper
singing technique in downtown
Wilkes-Barre studio. Strengthen your
breathing, range, and other vocal
issues during individualized one-on-
one private lessons with a NYC born
and trained classical soprano with a
degree in music and teaching experi-
ence. Specializing in opera/classical/
musical theater. Hour and half hour
lessons. Student discounts available.
Please call 824.5428 or visit www.ka-
trinalykes.com for info.
Shaolin White Crane Fist
(Wyoming)
Teaching the traditional Chinese
martial arts of Shaolin White Crane
Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style
Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, Shaui-
jiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/
week, first week free. Three levels of
training for ages 15+. Contact Master
Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898.
Something Special: (23 West
Walnut Street Kingston,
570.540.6376, angiethear-
tist@aol.com, www.angelademu-
roart.com)
• MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car-
tooning) Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Learn
the art of Japanese cartooning with
Angela DeMuro in comfortable, indi-
vidualized environment. 4-week
session, all supplies included: $60 per
child. Call or e-mail to register.
STAR Gallery, inside the Mall
at Steamtown
• Baby Footsteps In The Sand: Tues.,
6-7 p.m., ages 5+. $15/class, some
supplies included
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 57
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Classic CARS • Sat. Art & Craft Classes: 1-2 p.m.,

$15/child.

&CRITTERS
• First Steps of a Budding Artist:
Sat., 1:30-3:30 p.m., $25/class, some
supplies included.

St. Joseph’s School classes

Lazy Brook Park,
Tunkhannock
Saturday, June 11
The event showcases classic cars
and interaction with real animals
to benefit the Endless Mountain
Nature Center.
Entertainment by local band
(1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton,
570.963.0500):
• Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs.,
7-9 p.m. Learn self-defense tech-
niques using a cane, club, short stick,
short/long staff, wooden sword,
escrima sticks and more. Each week
learn history principles and practical
use. No prior martial arts experience
necessary. $10 per class.
• Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat.,
10 a.m.-12 p.m. Learn practical self-
defense techniques to protect your-
self from a variety of attacks. No
prior martial arts experience neces-
sary. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10
per class.
World Class Boxing (239
Schuyler Ave., Kingston,
www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061)
• Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Boot-
camp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program
• Kids & Teen Boxing programs
• Boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai,
striking for MMA & competition
training
• Women’s only kickboxing Boot
Camp
• Zumba, call for info
• BJJ coming soon, call for info
• Self-defense clinics
• Personal training for youth &
adults, call for info
MIND AND BODY
Absolute Pilates with Leslie
(263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit,
www.pilateswithleslie.com)
• Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri.,
9-10 a.m. Private training on the
A tale of three sisters
Tony Award-winner “Crimes of the Heart” will kick off the
professional summer stock season at The Grove Theatre
(5177 Nuangola Road, Nuangola) Friday, June 3.
This tragic comedy by Beth Henley relates the stories of
three sisters, played by Regina Yeager Todd, Christine
Skiro and Barbara Janick, above, reunited in their Mis-
sissippi childhood home after one of them shoots her abu-
sive husband. The trio, reared in a dysfunctional family,
shares resentments and ugly predicaments in this deeply
moving story.
“Crimes of the Heart” will be performed June 3-4, 10-11 at
8 p.m. and June 5, 12 at 3 p.m. Call 570.868.3582 or e-mail
grovetickets@frontier.com for info and reservations.
Mountain Apartments. Free to resi- Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Sum-
dents. mit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscrea-
• Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga tions.net)
Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr. • Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m.
• Private Meditation Instruction: By at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern
appointment. $25/half hr session. (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for
15-20 min.
Balance Ultimate Fitness • Monthly astrology workshop with
(Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call to
• Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: reserve space.
Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat,
9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly-
for $150. dance.com, 570.836.7399)
• Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness &
Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne)

The Escape
Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle- • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center
along with Pilates mat classes, stabil- ton.com) (Route 6, Tunkhannock)
ity ball core classes and more. Check • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorella

Artists Website for updates.

Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin

10am-4pm
Advance tickets available at local
locations for $4 adult/ $2 child
Fun for all ages!
Contact 836-3835 for additional
information or visit the website at
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787,
www.artsyouniverse.com)
❏ Studio J, 2nd floor
• Meditation in the tradition of
Gurdjieff and Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m.,
$5
• Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7
p.m. Ages 9-14, $5
• Tarot Card Readings, by appoint-
ment. $20 first half hour, $10 addi-
tional half hours.
Awakenings Yoga Studio
(570.472.3272)
• Gentle Yoga: Tues./Thurs., 5:30
(pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m.
$40 per month.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan-
nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock:
570.996.1500)
• Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11 a.m. $10
per lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach
towel. Call for details.
Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter
Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind
Beer Deli in the “big brick building,”
570.301.3225)
• Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10
a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri.,
6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, aro-
matherapy and guided meditations.
Harris Conservatory for the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
718.0673)
• Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.;
Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info.
• Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
gighoopers.com)
• Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char-
les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to
reserve spot.
• Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs.,
5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St.,
Wilkes-Barre) $5.
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www.EMNConline.org p.m., Candy’s Place (Welles St., King- $10 per class. Inner Harmony Wellness
ston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month.
• Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Goddess Creations Shop & SEE AGENDA, PAGE 58
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Center (Mercy Hospital General
Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave.,
Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.inner-
harmonywellness.com, peterama-
to@aol.com)
• Meditation Technique Workshops:
Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics
include goal setting/stress reduction,
more. Call for info/reservation.
Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn the
self-defense system that combines
different Korean Martial Arts such as
Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool.
Lessons held at the Hapkido Taek-
wondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty
Fort). Cost is $40 per month. For
more info, call 570.287.4290 or visit
www.htkdi.com.
Leverage Performance
Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave.,
Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.lever-
agetrainingstudio.com )
• Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata
Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7
p.m., free if member, $5 with mem-
ber, $10 non-member
Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave.,
Scranton, 570.604.0945)
$9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited.
• Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga
Fusion, 11 a.m.
• Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Pri-
mary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga
Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m.,
Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7
p.m.
• Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Ad-
vanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m.
• Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga
Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m.
• Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series,
10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.;
Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series,
6:15 p.m.
• Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced
Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m.
• Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9
a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30
a.m.
Maximum Health and Fit-
ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
570.283.2804)
• Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
Meditation/Yoga classes at
Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151
Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri.,
7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5
each class, bring mat. Call
570.383.3223 for info.
NutriFitness Boot Camp (311
Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409)
• Free week of Boot Camp for new
members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30
p.m.
• Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.;
Sat., 9 a.m. $5.
• Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon.,
Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to
register.
Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
fitnesscenter.com)
• Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon.,
7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8
a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat.,
10:30 a.m. All levels welcome.
• ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7:
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15
p.m.
Open Your Eyes To Dream (143
W. Main St., Bloomsburg,
570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com)
❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or
go online for current updates/cancel-
lations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com
• Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30
p.m.
• Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m.
• Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30
a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m.
Mats & props available. Student/
package discounts available. Bring
friend to first class, get two for price
of one.
Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler
Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886,
www.pranayogadunmore.com) All
classes taught in vinyasa flow and
geared for all levels of experience
• Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with
Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m., Thurs.,
8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/
week, $65/month, two classes/week.
Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or
blakewhlr@yahoo.com for more info.
• Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open
Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30
p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m.
• Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Ad-
vanced 7:30 p.m.
• Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./
Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate,
7:30 p.m.
• Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced,
6 p.m.
• Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.;
Intermediate, noon.
• Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-lit
Open Level, 6 p.m.
Reiki Classes (570.387.6157,
reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with
Sue Yarnes:
• Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our
locations or your home. Private
sessions for stress relief, pain man-
agement, enhanced healing and
well-being and affordable classes
with each level completed in after-
noon or two evenings. Hospital
endorsed, training for professional
Usui Reiki teacher certification avail-
able. Call or e-mail for info.
Reiki Level I Beginners Prac-
titioner Class June 25, 9 a.m.-2
p.m., Wilkes-Barre Chiropractic &
Rehabilitation Inc (380 Old River
Road, Wilkes Barre), $75. Reiki is a
complementary and holistic healing
modality to help with stress, illnesses
and overall vitality. During the class,
you will give and receive a full Reiki
treatment and gain the knowledge
and certification to be a Reiki First
Degree Practitioner. Includes manual,
certificate and ongoing support if
you wish to become reiki master/
teacher.
Serenity Wellness & Dance
Center (135 Main St. Luzerne,
570.714.7934)
• Zumba: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30 & 6:30
p.m., Fri., 5 p.m., Sat., noon, Sun., 10
a.m. & 5 p.m., Tues./Thurs., 5:30 a.m.
• Zumbatomic: Mon./Wed., 6:30 p.m.,
Sat., noon.
• Zumba Gold: Sat., 10 a.m., Sun., 11
a.m.
• Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7:30
p.m., Thurs., 6:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.
• Hula Hoop class: Tues., 5:30 p.m.,
Sat., 1 p.m.
• Ballroom classes with Amy and
Andy: Tues., 7 p.m., with Luanne,
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June 17, 18, 19, 2011
Celebrate the beauty,
splendor, and
cultural significance
of a regional treasure,
the Susquehanna
River

SOJOURN ON THE RIVER

FRIDAY JUNE 17
On the River Common Stage: 5:00PM to 9:30PM
• George Wesley • Don Shappelle and the Pickups • Post
Junction • MiZ • Children’s Art Activities • Free Family Fishing
• Paint a Community Mural • Dragon Boats on display
SATURDAY JUNE 18
Join the Festival at Nesbitt Park and the River Common
Wilkes University Garden Tour: 11AM - Franklin & South St.
12:00 PM to 9:30 PM
Enjoy the Afternoon: Fun and Activities for All Ages!
• Bike Safety Program with Free Children’s Bike Helmets
• Friday Evening, June 17th - West Pittston to Wilkes-Barre • Kayaking Demo • Children’s Art Projects • Kids Tree Climb
(4pm shuttle bus leaves Nesbitt park). 3 hours on the water • Children’s Filed Games • Pony Rides • Moon Bounce • Live
Mammals and Birds of Prey • Guided Nature Hikes • The Lands at
• Saturday, June 18th - Harding to Wilkes-Barre with a stop Hillside Farm Animals • Dragon Boat Training • Fish Printing
in West Pittston (7:30am shuttle bus leaves Nesbitt Park) On the Nesbitt Stage: 12:30PM to 4:00PM
4 hours on the water Kriki • Don Shappelle • K8
On the River Common Stage: 6:00PM to 9:30PM
• Sunday, June 19th - Wilkes-Barre to Hunlock Creek Without Walls Dance Company • Eddie Day and the Star Fires
(7:30am shuttle bus leaves Hunlock Creek boat launch)
SUNDAY JUNE 19
4 hours on the water Dragon Boat Racing 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM
Pre-Registration Is Required. Bring your father to the river. Family Fishing Program,
(includes Shuttle Bus, Water, T-Shirt & Guides) call (570) 477-2206 to
To Register for the Sojourn register. A day full of
children’s activities.
Contact One of the Outfitters
KRZ providing music
Endless Mtn. Outfitters at 570-746-9140 and calling the races
www.emo444.com
Susquehanna River Adventures at 570-328-4001
www.susqpaddle.org/ For More Information and Directions to the Park:
Susquehanna Kayak & Canoe Rental at 570-388-6107 Penn State Cooperative Extension
www.kayaktheriver.com 570-825-1701 or 602-0600
Mandatory safety training will be given to all participants before the launch by the outfitters and guides. Visit www.rivercommon.org

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Tues., 7:30 p.m.
• Kickboxing: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Thurs.,
5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m.
• Tango: Sun., 6 p.m.,
• Tap: Sun., 6 p.m.
• Belly dance: Mon., 5:15 p.m.
• Group Reiki: Fri., 6 p.m.
• Yoga: Mon., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m.
• Ballet: Sat., 9 a.m.
• Cabaret dance: Wed., 7:30 p.m.
• African dance: Sun., 11 a.m.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531)
• Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m.
$50/10 classes.
• Equipment classes on reformer
and tower: $150/10 classes.
Call studio for additional mat class/
equipment class schedule, all classes
taught by certified instructors in
Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy
International.
Spine & SportCare (Old Forge,
570.451.1122)
• Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.;
Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga
Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5
classes.
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton,
570.290.7242)
• Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
• Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga
Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio
Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
• Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
• Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
• Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for
registration details)
• Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.;
Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m.
• Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m.
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544)
• Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.;
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m.,
6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.
• Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.
YMCA of Greater Scranton
(570.346.5836) schedule of events:
Zumba Fitness Classes
• Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at
TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor-
gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call
570.558.7293 for info.
• Adult classes held at Fitwize 4
Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on
Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak
Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for
info.
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OUTSIDE
Adventures in the Wilder-
ness (570-343-5144 or jane@hiking-
jane.com)
Greater Scranton YMCA outings (Y
members/$5, non-members/$8):
• June 9, 9 a.m., Tobyhanna Lake-3
miles easy. Lunch at Hazzards Rain-
tree. Meet in the YMCA lobby in
Dunmore.
• June 12, 9:15 a.m. Keystone College
Trails (LaPlume)-4 miles moderate.
Meet in the YMCA parking lot in
Dunmore.
Other Outings
• June 5, 9 a.m.-Wildflower Walk at
Lackawanna State Park. Learn the
spring wildflowers on the Lakeside
Trail, free to the public. Meet at the
Rowlands Road parking lot.
National Trails Day Events:
• Hike the Mocanaqua Loop with the
Earth Conservancy: June 4, meet
9:45 a.m., leave by 10 a.m. Guided 3
mile hike (or longer), easy to moder-
ate, with a steep climb in the begin-
ning. Wear appropriate shoes, bring
water. Call Jackie at 570.823.3445 for
more info.
• Hickory Run Celebrates National
Trails Day: June 4, 3:30 p.m., meet in
Park office. Moderate 3-mile nature
hike along the Ridge Trail, wear
comfortable hiking shoes, bring
water, free and open to the public.
• Ricketts Glen Windwalker Hike:
June 4, 6:30 p.m. A walk through an
old growth forest. Meet at the Adams
Falls parking lot off Rt. 118, in case of
rain, will be rescheduled to June 5, 2
p.m. For more info contact Judy
Adamic at 570.477.7780.
Nescopeck State Park (1137
Honey Hole Rd., Drums,
570.403.2006) All events free, unless
noted otherwise. Reservations re-
quired.
• Pa. Hiking Week: June 4, 10 a.m.-
noon, Creekside Loop Trail Hike. This
year’s theme is Made With All Natural
Ingredients. Start the day with an
easy 1.5 mile walk and trail work in
the afternoon. If staying all day,
bring lunch. Registration required,
call.
• Kayaking: Level One: June 11, 9:30
a.m., 11 a.m., 1 p.m., ages 9+. Introduc-
tory course where participants will
learn kayak terminology and basic
paddle skills before heading out on
the lake. Register for 1 session only.
Registration required, call.
Northeastern PA Chapter of
the Sierra Club
• Nescopeck Creek State Park Hike:
June 5, meet 10 a.m., Park and Ride,
off Blackman St. Exit 165 from Rte 81,
across from McDonalds and K-Mart.
Hike will be about 5 miles on bottom-
land trails, rolling terrain, easy-going.
Call 570.388.2338 for info. No fee.
Salt Springs State Park
Congratulations!
(Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friend-
sofsaltspringspark.org)
To register for classes, call
570.833.4034
• National Trail Day Hike: June 4, 10
a.m.-noon. Explore some of the
lesser known, but still stunning trails
in the park. Free.
• Herbs from Mary Wheaton’s Home-
stead Garden: 1850-1870: June 5, 2
p.m. Local herbalist shows us what
Mrs. Wheaton would have used for
cleaning, doctoring, cloth-making,
and more. Free but we pass the hat.
SOCIAL GROUPS
Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./Fri 7
p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre),
Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., Wilkes-
Barre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker
St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E.
Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m.
(562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs.
10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanti-
coke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas),
Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club,
Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming
Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W.
Washington St., Nanticoke). Call
570.288.9892 for more info.
Food Addicts Anonymous
Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul
Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866)
Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m.
Holistic Moms Network (wyo-
mingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560
LeeAnn
Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort,
570.466.1347)
• Holistic Pet Care: June 2, 5:15-7:30
Boyle
p.m., Wyoming Seminary Lower Scranton
School Library, 2nd floor (1560 Wyom-
ing Avenue, Forty Fort). Guest Speak-
er is Dr. Bucha, Harvey’s Lake Veter-
inary Clinic. Pets are important
family members, and deserve a
holistic approach to their care as
well, learn how to keep your pet well,
with an emphasis on natural food
choices. LeeAnn won
the NEPA Idol
Nar-Anon Family Group Contest,
Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook sponsored by
Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m.
United Methodist Church, Mountain- Fox 56 and
top. 570.288.9892. BHT!
Suicide Bereavement Sup-
port Group First/Third Thurs.
LeeAnn competed last Friday at the
every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Woodlands after an 11 week
Social Services (33 E. Northampton competition and now gets to meet
St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 with a major recording label!
ext. 307 for info. W
- compiled by Stephanie
DeBalko, Weekender Staff
Writer
Make NEPA
Proud LeeAnn!
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weekender@theweekender.com,
90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre,
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Get it back where it Condition. $8,900 Midnight Emerald including Naviga- 570-339-1552
belongs (570) 696-9809 Red with black top. After 4pm
with beige leather tion, Power top. 6,500 miles. One
Adoption is a with a Lost/Found ad! (570) 690-4262 interior. 61K miles. New, paid $62,000
WANTED!! choice you’ve
made out of love.
We dream of
570-829-7130
BEN’S AUTO SALES
Mint condition.
Loaded. Garage
Must sell $45,900
570-299-9370
Owner. Excellent
Condition. $18,500
570-760-5833 WANTED!
Kept. Navigation

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CA$H PAID
love. Please call
Theresa & Steve
@ 1-877-801-7256
Free Consult
07 Impala LS $8,995
09JEEP PATRIOT $12,995
$18,600
PT CRUISER
Inferno Red, flame & JUNK
ON THE SPOT
or visit
TheresaAndSteve
Payment Plans
(570) 970-9977
08Taurus SEL $12,495
08 RAM 1500 $12,495
04 BLAZER 4X4 $7,995 ‘26 FORD
design. Chrome
wheels. 47,000 GINO’S CARS!
Wilkes-Barre
CA$H
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570.301.3602 (570) 223-2536

Stroudsburg
07 FORNEZA, 31K $7,995
Full Notary Service MODEL T Looks and runs
great. New inspec-
Wanted:
Junk PAID
PAYING $500 Tags & Title Transfers Panel Delivery tion. $5,800
100 point Call (570) 472-1854
LINE UP Concours quality
Cars &
570-301-3602
MINIMUM Wanna make a
A GREAT DEAL... restoration. Red

IN CLASSIFIED!
DRIVEN IN
Full size 4 wheel
with black fend-
ers. Never Driven.
speedy sale? Place
your ad today 570-
Trucks
Looking for the right deal
drive trucks 0 miles on 829-7130. Highest
ALSO PAYING TOP $$$ restoration.
on an automobile?
Turn to classified. for heavy equip- BMW `07 328xi RARE!
$40,000 CHRYSLER `92 Prices
MAZDA `04 RX-8
It’s a showroom in print! ment, backhoes, Black with black
$38,000 L B
E ARON Paid!! Hunter Green,
dump trucks, interior. Heated
Classified’s got bull dozers seats. Back up & $36,500 CONVERTIBLE FREE PICKUP 80,000 miles.
New brakes &
the directions! HAPPY TRAILS navigation sys-
288-8995 rotors. New
ALL TRUCK SALES tems. New tires &
alignment. Two
570-760-2035
542-2277
409 Autos under brakes. Sunroof.
Garage kept. Many 1954 MERCURY new rear tires.
JUNK 6am to 8pm $5000 extras! 46,000
HYUNDAI `04
No accidents.
Miles. MONTEREY PRICE REDUCED
$8,000 or best
CAR & CADILLAC `94
Asking $19,500.
570-825-8888 or
WOODY WAGON TIBURON GT offer. For more
information, call
626-297-0155 Blue, 5 speed
TRUCKS DEVILLE SEDAN Call Anytime! 100 point restora-
tion. $130,000
56K Original Miles.
Radiant Red. Mint
manual, CD, Air,
factory alarm,
(570) 332-4213

condition, new
WANTED 94,000 miles,
BMW ‘02 M3
invested. 6.0
Vortec engine. paint, automatic,
power windows &
locks. 38K.
LINE UP
Highest Prices automatic, front 300 miles on
restoration. Cus-
new battery, tune
up, brakes, top.
$7,500 negotiable.
Call 570-540-6236
A GREAT DEAL...
wheel drive, 4
Paid!!! door, air condi-
tom paint by $3,900 OBO IN CLASSIFIED!
FREE
tioning, air bags,
Foose Automo-
tive. Power win-
(347) 452-3650
(In Mountain Top) MERCEDES `95 SL 500 MERCEDES-BENZ
all power, cruise dows, a/c, and Convertible. Low
REMOVAL 310 Attorney control, leather much more!
Gorgeous
CHRYSLER ‘06 mileage. Hard top
included. Leather
`01 C-240
Call V&G Services
interior, $3,300.
570-394-9004
Automobile!
$75,000
300C HEMI interior.
condition,
Excellent
fully
Loaded, automatic,
AC, heated leather
Convertible. SMG Light green, 18,000 loaded. $9,000
Anytime BANKRUPTCY equipped. Brand
$71,000
$69,900
miles, loaded, Call 619-884-2266
seats, 4 door.

288-8995 FREE CONSULT

Guaranteed
DODGE `95 NEON
Nicely Equipped!
new wheels & tires.
All service records.
From an Exotic,
leather, wood trim,
$24,000.
570-222-4960
or 570-696-1271
$4,700
Call 570-388-6535
Navigation, Harmon
Low Fees Automatic, white Kardon, 6 disc Private Collection leave message 468 Auto Parts 468 Auto Parts
Payment Plan!
Colleen Metroka
2 door.
Only $999
changer, back up
sensors, xenons, Call 570-650-0278 FORD `04 MUSTANG
570-592-4796 (570) 301-7221 heated seats,

BUYING JUNK VEHICLES

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Only 77,000 miles, To place your ANNIVERSARY EDITION
May 23 at the
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Fully Loaded
$19,999
ad Call Toll Free V8, Auto, 1,300
Luzerne County Payment plans. 412 Autos for Sale (570) 301-7221 1-800-427-8649 miles, all options,
Courthouse. If found
please call.
Carol Baltimore
570-822-1959
advertisinguy
@gmail.com CADILLAC ‘06 STS
show room condi-
tion. Call for info. $300 and Up
(570) 823-3490

FREE CONSULTATION
ACURA `08 RDX
Good Condition.
Line up a place to live
AWD, 6 cylinder, Sil-
ver, 52,600 miles,
sunroof, heated
Asking $24,995
Serious inquiries
only. 570-636-3151
$125 extra if driven,
for all legal matters 53,000 miles. in classified! seats, Bose sound pulled or pushed in.
Attorney Ron Wilson AWD, Full Power,
CHEVROLET `88 system, 6 CD FORD `05
LOST SHELTIE MIX
570-822-2345 AM/FM, CD
Changer, Blue
changer, satellite
radio, Onstar, park- TAURUS SE NOBODY Pays More
SOCIAL SECURITY Tooth, XM Radio, MONTE CARLO SS
570-760-2035
7 years old, black, ing assist, remote Beige exterior/inte-
DISABILITY Leather Interior
brown and white V8, automatic, keyless entry, elec- rior, automatic win-
Free Consultation. & Sunroof
answers to Rudy tronic keyless igni-
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Contact Atty. Sherry 51,267 miles, dows & lock, alloy

Lehman area. $20,000 MUST SELL tion, & more! wheels and nice Monday thru Saturday 6am-pm
Dalessandro (570) 814-8398
please call $5,500 $17,000 condition. $6,200 Happy Trails!
570-823-9006 Call after 9:30 a.m.
570-477-2087 (570) 760-0511 570-881-2775 (570) 606-1146
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412 Autos for Sale 415 Autos-Antique 415 Autos-Antique 439 Motorcycles 439 Motorcycles 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/
& Classic & Classic SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans
MERCEDES-BENZ YAMAHA ‘07 650 V-STAR
`05 240C CADILLAC `80 MERCEDES-BENZ Matted black finish.
Mint condition. New
CHEVROLET `10 DODGE `94 DAKOTA
COUPE DEVILLE
with cap. 1 owner,
SILVERADO 1500
4Matic, V6 - Gray,
77K highway miles, Excellent condition,
`73 450SL with
Convertible HARLEY DAVIDSON
tires,
fully
inspected,
serviced &
ready to ride. Wind-
Extended Cab V71
garage kept, very
good condition.
Excellent condition, $3,000 located in Package 4x4. Bed- Many extras includ-
removable hard top, shield & sissy bar.
‘03 DYNA WIDE GLIDE
BUICK `05
dealer serviced. Sun Hazleton. liner. V-8. Red. ing lift & back seat.
roof, heated seats. power windows, AM Low miles & garage Remote start. 29 MPG gas.
570-454-1945 or /FM radio with cas- Golden Anniversary. kept. $4800. or best
$15,500. Call 6,300 miles $4,000
RENDEZVOUS CX
561-573-4114 sette player, CD Silver/Black. New offer. 570-762-5158
570-288-3916 Tires. Extras. Excel- $26,000 or best offer

CHEVROLET `72
player, automatic, 4 (570) 639-2539 (570) 868-0944
lent Condition.
MERCEDES-BENZ new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital- 19,000 miles YAMAHA` 08 R1
HARD TO FIND!!
AWD, Fully
CHEVY `05 EQUINOX
`95 SL 500 CHEVELLE ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
$10,000.
570-639-2539
BEAUTIFUL BIKE
loaded, 1 owner,
20,000 miles. LT (premium pack-
Two door hard top. Small 6 cylinder. age), 3.4L, 47,000
Convertible, with 307 Motor. Needs kept, excellent con- Perfect condition.
removable hard work. Comes with dition. $31,000. Call
HARLEY DAVIDSON 3700 miles, new
New tires. Like
new, inside &
miles. All wheel
drive, power moon-
DODGE `97 RAM
top, dark Blue, additional 400 small 825-6272 rear tire, undertail
camel interior, block & many parts. ‘10 SPORTSTER 1200 kit, cover. Price
out. $14,900. Call
(570) 540-0975
roof, windows, locks
& seats. Leather
Summer Driving
Only, Garage Kept.
$3,500. Serious
inquires only. OLDSMOBILE `68 A MUST SEE!
Custom Paint.
negotiable $7,600
570-852-9072
interior, 6 cd chang-
er, rear folding
1500 LARAMIE MARK 3
Very Good (570) 836-2574 82,000 miles, auto-
Condition, No
DELMONT
Only driven under
10 miles!! Comes CHEVR0LET`02 seats, keyless entry,
onstar, roof rack,
matic, chrome step
Accidents. Classy
Car. Price CHEVROLET `76 DRASTICALLY with remaining
warranty. Asking
442 RVs & Campers
EXPRESS
running
garage kept.
boards,
up and mirrors &
leather interior.
Reduced!
$13,995 PICKUP REDUCED!!
This model only $8,600 or best
offer. For info,
EQUIPMENT/BOBCAT CONVERSION
$14,750.
Good Condition.
Drums Area.
TRAILER
Very Good produced in 1967 570-362-1910 $4,500
or trade for call 570-864-2543
Condition! & 1968. All VAN 401-524-9763
SUV or other.
570-388-6669 Low miles!
$7500. FIRM
original 45,000
miles, Color
or 215-379-1375 Brand new 2010
tandem axle, 4
Loaded. Low
miles. Excellent
CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR Job Seekers are
Custom Van. 67K
MINI COOPER `08 570-905-7389
Ask for Lee
Burgundy, cloth
& vinyl interior, HARLEY DAVIDSON wheel electric
brakes, 20’ long
condition.
$18,900
miles. Interior has
oak wood trim, car-
looking here!
Where's your ad?
Clubman. Black & 350 rocket
2001 SPORTSTER total, 7 x 16 wood 570-674-3901 peting, storage 570-829-7130 and
White. Sunroof. 30K
CORVETTES engine, 2nd
1,200 CC, Black,
deck, fold up ramps
with knees, remov- areas, TV, rear seat ask for an employ-
ment specialist
CHEVROLET `05
miles. Leather inte- owner. Fender convertible to dou-
Low Miles, New able fenders for
rior, fully loaded. 6
speed. Excellent WANTED skirts, always
garaged. Trophy
Tires and Brakes, oversized loads, ble bed, curtains.
Seats 7. Power win-
TRAILBLAZER LT
Lots of Chrome and powder coat paint
condition. 40 MPG. 1953-1972 winner at shows. dows & seats. Cus-
Extras. Well main- for rust protection,
$19,950. Or best Any Condition! Serious inquiries tom lighting on ceil-
tained. 2 Harley 2 5/16 hitch Black/Grey. 18,000
offer. Call only, $7,500.
DODGE `99
Courteous, Fast Helmets included. ing. New exhaust
570-262-8811 570-690-0727 coupler, tongue miles. Well
Professional Buyer. Looks & runs great! system. New rear
jack, side pockets, equipped. Includes
DAKOTA SPORT
Licensed & Bonded $5,700 tires. Recently
Say it HERE brake away switch, On-Star, tow pack-
corvettebuyer.com (570) 654-8520 inspected. Excellent
in the Classifieds! battery, 7 pole age, roof rack,
570-829-7130
1-800-850-3656 421 Boats & RV plugs, title & running boards, condition. $4,200 or 4 X 4, extended
remote starter, best offer. Call cab, 117,000
Marinas more!! Priced for
570-655-0530 miles, new
PONTIAC ‘69 FIREBIRD quick sale. $2,995
386-334-7448
extended warranty.
$16,000 inspection, just
DODGE `05
ALUMACRAFT DEEP serviced, oil, trans
400 CONVERTIBLE V, 12’, dilly trailer, 2
trolling motors, HARLEY DAVIDSON Wilkes-Barre (570) 825-7251
flushed, new fluid
Blue/white top &
white interior.
FORD `52 marine battery,
oars, vests, boat ‘80 FLAGSTAFF `08 Selling your
Camper? GRAND CARAVAN
transfer case &
axels, cooling sys-
Recent document- tem flushed.
ed frame-off
restoration. Over COUNTRY SEDAN
cover, anchors.
$800. 825-3955
Soft riding FLH.
King of the High-
CLASSIC Place an ad and
find a new owner.
Tan 54,000 miles,
excellent condition. $6,599.00
Call 693-1262
Super Lite Fifth $7,999.
$31,000 invested. way! Mint origi- 570-829-7130 after 5:00 PM
CUSTOM LINE Boat? Car? Truck? Wheel. LCD/DVD 570-817-9644t
will sell $21,500. nal unrestored
STATION WAGON flat screen TV, fire-
CHEVROLET `09
Motorcycle? Air- antique show
570-335-3127 V8, automatic,
8 passenger,
plane? Whatever it
is, sell it with a
winner. Factory
spot lights, wide
place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
DODGE `10 FORD `03
PORSCHE `02 3rd seat, good Classified ad. Hide-a-Bed sofa,
EQUINOXmileage,
LS
BOXSTER S
condition, 2nd
owner. $9,500.
570-829-7130
white tires,
biggest Harley
built. Only
outside speakers &
grill, 2 sliders, Low GRAND CARAVAN EXPLORER
Low mileage,

CUSTOM
570-579-3517 aluminum wheels, 16,000 miles, auto- Only 17k miles.
Great convertible, 28,000 original 63,500 miles,
water purifier, matic, all-wheel Fully loaded.
FORD `66
black top, 6 speed miles! Never automatic, all-wheel
awning, microwave drive, 4 door, anti- Excellent condi-
manual transmis- needs inspec- drive, 4 door,
oven, tinted safety lock brakes, air con- tion. Factory &

CREST 15’
sion, carbon fiber Mustang Coupe. tion, permanent anti-lock brakes,
glass windows, ditioning, air bags, extended war-
dash, leather interi- Pearl white, pony registration. air conditioning, air
raised panel fridge power locks, power ranty. $17,995
or, front & rear interior. Pristine $8,500 bags, power locks,
& many acces- windows, power (570) 690-2806
trunk, fast & agile. condition. 26K 570-905-9348 power windows,
$18,000 or best miles. $17,000 or
Fiberglass sories & options. mirrors, cruise con-
power mirrors,
boat with Excellent condition, trol, AM/FM radio,
offer. Call power seats, all
570-262-2478
best offer.
(570) 817-6768 trailer. Out- Q-LINK LEGACY `09 $22,500.
570-868-6986
Sirius radio, On-Star,
cassette player, CD DODGE `94 power, cruise
control, AM/FM
board propul- 250 automatic. Gun
TOYOTA `93 MR2 LINCOLN `88 sion. Includes:
metal gray. MP3
player. $3,000. SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS
player,
entry, rear
keyless
de-
froster, rear wind-
DAKOTA
2 wheel drive,
radio, CD changer,
keyless entry,
T-top, 5 speed. 2 motors
TOWN CAR
Great first motorcy- Travel Trailer. 29’, leather interior, sun/
AM/FM/CD, AC, mint condition, 1 shield wiper, tinted 138,000 miles,
Erinmade, cle. 570-696-1156 moon roof, rear
slide out a/c-heat. windows. some rust,
power antenna. 61,000 original defroster, rear
“Lark II series” REDUCED PRICE
SUZUKI `07 C50T Stove, microwave, $2,000.00 windshield wiper,
New tires. No rust. miles, garage kept, $16,500.
Great condition. triple black, leather PRICE fridge, shower Call 693-1262 tinted windows.
(570) 954-9333 after 5:00 PM
interior, carriage REDUCED! inside & out. Many $12,500.
$5,000
(570) 708-0269
roof, factory wire
wheels, loaded,
$2,400
NEGOTIABLE
CRUISER more extras.
Reduced. $13,500.
Call after 9:00 a.m.
(570) 362-0938
after 6:00PM Call 570-842-6735 457 Wanted to Buy 457 Wanted to Buy 457 Wanted to Buy
excellent condition.
$5,500. Call 570-417-3940 EXCELLENT Auto Auto Auto
VOLKSWAGEN `04 Mike 570-237-7660 To place your
BEETLE MAZDA `88 RX-7 427 Commercial CONDITION ad call...829-7130
CONVERTIBLE CONVERTIBLE
Trucks & Windshield, Bags,
Floorboards,V&H SUNLITE CAMPER We Buy Scrap Metal
Blue. AM/FM cas- 1 owner, garage Equipment Pipes, White 22 ft. 3 rear bunks,
sette. Air. Automat-
ic. Power roof, win-
dows, locks &
kept, 65k original
miles, black with
grey leather interior, CHEVY ‘08 3500
walls,Garage Kept.
6K Miles $5,200
(570) 430-0357
center bathroom,
kitchen, sofa bed.
Air, Fully self con-
$$$$ ALL KINDS $$$$
doors. Boot cover all original & never tained. Sleeps 6. PIPE - ROD - SHEET - BAR - TUBING - TURNINGS - BEAMS -
for top. 22k. Excel-
lent condition.
seen snow. $8,900.
Call 570-237-5119
HD DUMP TRUCK
2WD, automatic. SUZUKI ‘77
New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
PUNCHINGS - OLD CARS -TRUCKS -
MACHINERY - FARM EQUIPMENT - METAL ROOFING -
Garage kept. 215-322-9845
Only 12,000 miles.
Reduced
$14,000
570-822-1976
MERCEDES BENZ Vehicle in like
new condition.
GS 750
Needs work. TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft
ENGINES - TRANSMISSIONS -EXHAUST SYSTEM PARTS -
APPLIANCES - ANY AND ALL SCRAP METAL

`74 450 SE
Leave Message $19,000. $1,500 Rear queen master FREE CONTAINER SERVICE
570-288-4322 or best offer bedroom, Walk Small quantities to 1,000’s of tons accepted
VOLVO `01 XC70 SOLID CAR!
Interior perfect, FORD ‘99 E350
570-822-2508 thru bathroom.
Center kitchen +
HIGHEST PRICES PAID
FAST SETTLEMENTS
YAMAHA `04 V-STAR
All wheel drive, exterior very good. dinette bed. Front
46,000 miles, bur-
gundy
leather,
with tan
complete
Runs great! New
tires, 68K original BUCKET VAN
Triton V8. 2 speed
1100 Custom. 5800
miles, light bar,
extra large living
room + sofa bed.
Big View windows.
CALL DMS SHREDDING, INC
570-346-7673
miles.
dealer service histo- $5,500 FIRM. boom; 92,000miles; cobra exhaust, Air, awning, sleeps 570-819-3339
PAGE 62

ry, 1 owner, detailed, 570-905-7389 $9999 or best price. windshield, many 6, very clean, will Your Scrap Metal is worth $$$
garage kept, estate. Ask for Lee Great condition. Call extras, must sell. deliver. Located in
$9,100. 570-675-3384 or $4,900. Call Benton, Pa. $4,900. Call Today!
570-840-3981 570574-7002 570-301-3433 215-694-7497
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SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans Transportation Transportation

FORD `04 EXPLORER

SUV, V6, 4x4, auto-
INTERNATIONAL
DUMP TRUCK
‘95 TRACTOR
matic, 85,000 miles
Black Beauty.
Garage kept.
Refurbished, rebuilt
engine, transmis- TRAILERS
MITSUBISHI `08
sion replaced. FREIGHTLINER
Must sell. Rear-end removed ’97 MIDROOF

RAIDER
$8,700 475 CAT & 10
and relubed. Brand 503 Accounting/
GMC `99 DRIVERS -
(570) 883-2754 new 10’ dump. PA speed transmission.
state inspected. VERY GOOD CONDITION! $12,000 Finance
FORD `04 $12,900/best offer. 29,500 miles. 2-

SUBURBAN
570-594-1496 4X4 drive option, 4 FREIGHTLINER
BUSINESS
FREESTAR front
Automatic,
wheel drive, 4 door, Champagne
Line up a place to live
in classified!
door crew cab,
sharp silver color
with chrome step
runners, premium
’99 CONDO
430 Detroit, Super
10 transmission.
Asking $15,000. ANAL YST CLASS A CDL
anti-lock brakes, air
bags, power locks,
exterior,
leather interior, JEEP `02 GRAND rims, good tires,
bedliner, V-6, 3.7 ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ Sundance Vacations Looking for a company
power
power
windows,
mirrors,
power windows
& locks, 4 wheel CHEROKEE LAREDO liter. Purchases at
$26,900. Dealer
with sides. All
aluminum, spread
is one of the fastest
growing travel com- you can retire with?
power seats, cruise drive. $4,850. would sell for axle. $6,500. panies!! Come be a
control, AM/FM Call for $18,875. part of the excite- Looking for more
radio, CD player, condition and Asking $17,500 2 storage trailers. ment!! We are cur-
rear defroster, rear known issues.
570-362-4080
(570) 545-6057 570-814-4790 rently seeking a home/family time?
windshield wiper, Business Analyst
tinted windows, LINEUP for our Accounting We offer top pay
new starter, just Department. The
inspected, $3,900.
GET THE WORD OUT
with a Classified Ad. ASUCCESSFULSALE ideal candidate will and benefits
be extremely profi-
570-594-4992.
Call after 4:30 p.m.
570-829-7130 Triple black, eco- INCLASSIFIED! cient with Excel. Weekly home time
nomical 6 cylinder.

FORD `06 HONDA `10 4x4 select drive.

CD, remote door
Doyouneedmorespace?
A yard or garage sale 460
Experience
Finance & Account-
ing is preferred.
with
and much more
in classified
EXPLORER ODYSSEY opener, power win-
dows & locks,
cruise, tilt wheel.
is the best way
AUTOMOTIVE
SERVICE
Primary responsibili-
ty includes loan
portfolio analysis. For more details, please call
78,400 miles, auto- 108k highway miles. tocleanoutyourclosets!
DIRECTORY Candidate must be
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
Garage kept. Super
clean inside and out.
No rust. Sale price
You’re in bussiness
with classified!
detail oriented and
able to multi-task. 800-628-7807
lock brakes, air 462 Auto Competitive Pay
and ask for recruiting
MITSUBISHI `95

284647
conditioning, air $6,895. Scranton. Travel Benefits,
bags, power locks, 570-466-2771 Accessories Health Insurance
power windows, 401k, paid vacation
power
power
mirrors,
seats, JEEP `07 MONTERO SR 4WD
177,102 miles, auto-
WHEEL COVERS
`70’S spoked stain-
Special Edition. less steel wheel
cruise control, AM/
FM radio,
changer, DVD play-
CD Maroon, Fully
loaded. Leather
WRANGLER X
4x4, stick shift, soft
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
covers. Set of four
14” from Chrysler.
IMMEDIATE OPENING
lock brakes, air con-
er, keyless entry,
leather interior,
seats. TV/DVD,
navigation, sun roof
top. Red exterior,
well maintained,
ditioning, air bags,
power locks, power
excellent condition
$60. set. 868-6327 LOAN PROCESSOR
moon roof, rear plus many other garage kept. 11,500
extras. 3rd seat . windows, power
defroster, rear
Only 1,900 Miles.
miles, one owner. mirrors, power 468 Auto Parts
windshield wiper. AC, CD player, Please call
$16,000 Brand New. cruise control.
seats, cruise con-
877-808-1158
The Honesdale National Bank,
Asking $37,000 trol, AM/FM radio,
(570) 954-5462 Tow package with cassette player, CD 570-301-3602 or email celebrating its 175th anniversary, is
Call after 9 a.m. (570) 328-0850 cargo carrier. changer, leather
CALL US! resume to seeking a Mortgage Loan Processor
Excellent condition. interior, sun roof, hr@sundance
at HNB Mortgage in Wilkes-Barre.
FORD `99 E250 $18,700
Call 570-822-9680
rear defroster, rear TO JUNK vacations.com
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windshield wiper,
Wheelchair Van
new Passed inspec- YOUR CAR helpful, but not necessary. An excellent
78,250 miles. Fully
serviced, new bat- MERCEDES-BENZ tion, new battery.
BEST PRICES compensation and benefits package is
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Call after 2:00 p.m. CA$H ON THE $POT,
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Free Anytime

IN CLASSIFIED!
115,930 miles Pickup
remote. Walk up
61,000 miles, auto- MUST SELL 570-301-3602
door. Front & rear
A/C. Power locks & matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
$7,200 OBO
(570)760-0511
TACOMA
472 Auto Services
Looking for the right deal
windows. Excellent Automatic, V6, TRD,
condition. $7,500. lock brakes, air con- Sport Package,
ditioning, air bags,
570-237-6375
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Excellent condition. $ WANTED JUNK $ on an automobile?
JEEP `00 WRANGLER windows, cruise 56,000 miles, $18,900
78,500 miles, 6
cylinder automatic,
control, AM/FM
radio, cassette play-
automatic,
all-wheel drive,
(973) 906-9311
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hard & soft tops.
er, CD player, key-
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4 door, air condi-
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Well maintained.
Many new parts.
moon roof,
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rear
rear
tioning, all power,
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interior, tinted
Ford, GMC,
International-Prices
It’s a showroom in print! 724 Main Street, PO Box 350
Honesdale, PA 18431
Classified’s got
Adult driven only. windshield wiper, starting at $2,295. WANTED
windows, custom
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$10,000 Before 5:00 p.m. Call U-haul
Parts 477-2562 EOE M/F/D/V
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OPERATOR cleaning, errands, &
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Full time. Hourly. physical work and
OFFICE POSITION Salary based on
experience. Must
home. Experienced.
References required
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lift 60 lbs., PA driver
medical card, motor
Nardone Brothers be able to work flex- vehicle report, flexi-
ible schedule. Seri- PO Box 1676
Bakery is currently Plains, PA 18705 ble hours, $9/hour
ous inquiries only. plus incentive on
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Pennsylvania Ele-
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driven instruction, patients initial needs
Nardone Brothers
teacher supervision
Transportation
Bakery Inc. Fax resume to
and evaluation, stu-
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merce Blvd
dent assessment
and discipline and
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skills.
working
Experience
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diverse student
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dump trucks and
load equipment on
lowboy. Deliver to
PART TIME
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• R.N. Staff Development
Coordinator
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standard applica-
ate skid steer exca-
vator, hydro-seed PART TIME DIETARY
506 Administrative/ tion, copies of cer- truck, etc. Will plow Please apply in person
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• R.N. Unit Manager
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ances along with and pass drug test. Wilkes-Barre, PA
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551 Other

• R.N. Admission Nurse

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Part Time
Customer Service
School District, 1515
West 23rd Street,
Or forward resume:
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multitasking skills. A June 24, 2011. No walk-ins. EOE families with med-
strong attention to HASD is an EOE ical knowledge. Be
detail, extensive
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phone personality
are required. Gen-
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800-747-3807 eoe • R.N.s
eral hours are Mon-
day-Friday 9:00am–
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2:00pm but candi-
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must. Compensa-
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551 Other 566 Sales/Retail/ 566 Sales/Retail/ 708 Antiques & 710 Appliances 726 Clothing 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture &
Business Business Collectibles Accessories Accessories
3 summer DISHWASHER: VINTAGE SLIPS
openings at YMCA Development Development COLLECTIBLE Sea- Whirlpool built-in. $1.00 (30) ASSORTED FURNI- CHAIR small over-
Camp Kresge gram’s Mirror( great White , 6 months Call 823-4941 TURE: 2 end tables, stuffed parlor or

NURSE HAZLETON/ HONESDALE/ condition) 1908

Stanley Cup $50. or
old, like brand new.
Many
$350.
features.
Frigidaire
730 Computer
glass on black
metallic frame. $20;
bedroom chair, pink
& white stripe, good
best offer. Call Mark Black leather living condition $10. China
Must be a currently Equipment &
certified RN, weekly
positions available.
LUZERNE COUNTY LACKAWANNA COUNTY at 570-301-3484 or
Allison at 631-6635
microwave
(above
oven
range). Software
room chair. Great
condition. $20;
breakfront, 4 door
$400. 3 pink ban-
White, uses stan- Kitchen or backyard quet tablecloths 1
On-site housing
required. Kids come
to camp for free,
SALES SALES COMIC BOOKS -
Gen 13-1, X-files,
dard outlet. $75.
570-696-4204
SCANNER: Cannon
F916000 $25
solit wood table with
green metallic
white banquet table
cloth, 4 matching
Spiderman & many
weekly salary $475/
week. Openings REPRESENTATIVE REPRESENTATIVE
NEPA’s largest cir-
others, $1 each.
570-829-2411
MICROWAVE over
the range GE
570-331-0815 frame $15; Futon in
decent shape. Can
be used as sofa or
napkins $5. all.
570-675-0920
start June 19, 2011
culated print publi-
Spacemaker, white 732 Exercise bed. Can include COFFEE TABLE, vin-
through July 29, 2011 NEPA’s largest cir- NEON SIGN - Elec- $25. 570-696-4020
culated print publi- cation is looking tric, Camel sign, 30
Equipment cushion if wanted tage 1950’s/1960’s ,
blonde wood finish,
CAMP COOK cation is looking
for an experienced
for an experienced
Sales Representa-
years old, $150.
570-829-2411
WASHER & electric
dryer, Kenmore, EXERCISE BENCH:
dumbbell exercise
$25; Twin size
portable bed frame. rectangular, 36”L x
20”W x 16”H, excel-
Previous food serv- Sales Representa- tive to work in less than one year Folds up and rolls
ice experience (50- tive to work in Honesdale and PHONOGRAPH: bench for sale. Very anywhere. $39. Eric lent $30. MIRROR,
old! Excellent Condi-
200 people). On- Hazleton and Lackawanna Realistic with 8 sturdy and thick all 609-433-5660 Victoria style, ele-
tion! Moving. Call for
site housing avail- Luzerne County. County. Qualified track and speakers. around, like new. (Wilkes-Barre) gant with burnished
details. $400.
able, weekly salary Qualified individual individual will have Includes records & $30. Call Eric gold gilding, meas-
570-287-0148
$350/week. Position will have at least at least two years tapes. $30 609-433-5660 CEDAR CHEST ures 38” L x 30” W,
starts June 13, 2011 two years outside outside business 570-735-6167 WASHER/GAS (Wilkes-Barre) $130. LIQUOR excellent condition,
through August 26, business to busi- to business sales DRYER Maytag, CHEST made from $40 call 709-3146
WEIGHT BENCH wood antique radio
2011. ness sales experi- experience,
call on existing
will To place your very good condition.
$275. for both $150. with 80 lbs plastic cabinet, 2 doors 5’ COUCH & Loveseat,
ence, will call on
FACILITIES & PROPERTY existing cus- customers as well ad call...829-7130 each. 570-814-7485 weights with bar high $60. Antique light beige with blue
and preacher toy carpet loom, & pink stripe,
Previous mainte- tomers as well as as securing new RECORDS - LP’S, matching pillows,
attachment. $50. wooded 2’x1’x1’
nance and grounds securing new business. A sales 78’S, 45’S From 712 Baby Items excellent condition.
570-371-3367 $30. 570-639-2780
experience, House- business. A sales assistant will 40’S, 50’S, 60’S & $375. TABLE - 41”
keeping & mowing. assistant will assist in securing 70’S. $1 each. BABY ITEMS: New- DESK brown, very round white top
Salary range $8-$10 assist in securing confirmed (570) 829-2411 born swing $50. 736 Firewood sturdy, 2 drawers, with wood trim, 4
/hour. Position avail- confirmed appointments but Childcraft crib $75. excellent condition, chairs, yellow seats,
able now through appointments but COLD CALLING RECORDS: a vari- FIREWOOD, 5 truck-
ety of old 78 Childcraft oak 4 $40. 570-472-1646 wicker like, excel-
end of September COLD CALLING IS REQUIRED! drawer chest $100. loads. Cut, must be
records albums. lent condition
middle of October. IS REQUIRED! Position is Oak dresser combo split. Poplar and LAMPS (2) grey
$30. or best offer. $300. ENTERTAIN-
Position is $1,000.00 per changing table Maple. $75. metal & black. $25
All inquiries please 570-333-5263 MENT Unit, oak with
$1,000.00 per month salary plus $100. Newborn-12 (570) 388-2388 each. 570-740-1246
contact: glass doors, shelves
month salary plus 20% commission. WASHINGTON month clothing - girl & drawer. $75.
Mike McElhinney, 20% commission. Benefits include QUARTERS 1934-D, $5. each. Toddler (570) 287-2610
570-823-2191 x 152 Benefits include health insurance, bumper for bed.
551 Other 551 Other
mack.mcelhinney@ 1938-P-1940-D $55.
health insurance, fitness member- 570-287-4135 $10. 570-825-0569 DINETTE/KITCHEN
wbymca.org fitness member- ship & paid vaca- SET rattan 5 piece.
Resumes and appli- ship & paid vaca- tion. BABY TOYS, $15. One of Northeastern PA’s fastest
YEARBOOKS: 42” round tile top
cations accepted at tion. Please submit tODDLER TOYS $15.
Coughlin H.S. 1926, growing pre-owned Automobile table + 4 swivel arm
Wilkes-Barre Please submit your resume to GRACO CAR SEAT
1928, 1932, 1937, chairs, padded
Family YMCA your resume to: prminc14@aol.com 1940, 1961, 1963, $20. 570-868-0481 dealerships is in need of the following: seats. Very well
40 W. Northampton prminc14@aol.com 1942, 1943, 1944, made, excellent
St. Wilkes Barre,
1949. G.A.R. H.S. DRESSING TABLE AUTOMOBILE SALES PEOPLE condition. Delivery
PA 18701 Jenny Lind $10.
1934, 1935, 1936, possible asking
1937, 1945, 1946, Baby toys from $1. Must be self starter with the drive and $125. 868-6327
1951, 1955, 1956, 570-331-0815 determination worthy of a six figure income.
timesleaderautos.com

1957, 1961, 1965, STROLLER excellent Must have a minimum of 3 years automobile LINE UP
1966, 1970, 1980, sales experience and a valid drivers license
1985, 2005, 2006.
condition with bas-
ket, hood & cup with a clean driving history. Must be willing
A GREAT DEAL...
Meyers H.S. 1935,
600 1936, 1937, 1938,
holder. $15.
570-472-1646
to work flexible hours, including nights and IN CLASSIFIED!
FINANCIAL 1942, 1943, 1944, weekends. Must pass Criminal background FUTON -
1945, 1946, 1960, check and periodic drug testing. Cost $600. Will sell
Collect cash, not dust! 1974, 1975, 1976, 716 Building for $250.
Clean out your F&I PERSON
basement, garage 630 Money To Loan 1977. Kingston H.S. Materials 570-235-1389
1938, 1939, 1940,
or attic and call the 1944, 1948, 1949. BATHROOM SINK KITCHEN SET.
“We can erase Must have a minimum of 3 years automobile Wood, oval, brown
Classified depart- your bad credit - Plymouth H.S. 1930, SET: Gerber white
1931, 1932, 1933, F&I experience along with a valid drivers table, good shape.
ment today at 570- 100% GUARAN- porcelain bathroom
829-7130! TEED.” Attorneys 1938, 1943, 1944, sink with mirror and license with a clean driving history. $75. 570-970-6651
for the Federal 1959, 1960. medicine cabinet. Competitive salary and bonus. Must be
Hanover H.S. 1951, PATIO PICNIC
566 Sales/Retail/ Trade Commission Matching set. $80. willing to work flexible hours, including nights TABLE: 6 chairs.
say they’ve never 1952, 1953, 1954, 570-331-8183 and weekends. Must pass Criminal Table is light green
Business seen a legitimate 1960. West Pittston
background check and periodic drug testing. chairs are dark
Development credit repair opera- H.S. Annual 1925, BAY WINDOW -
1926, 1927, 1928, Anderson center green $125.00.
tion. No one can 570-288-5628
1931, 1932, 1959. Bay Window. $100. Please send resume to
SALES EXECUTIVE legally remove
accurate and timely Luzerne H.S. 1951,
1952, 1956, 1957,
570-825-5847
c/o The Times Leader, Box 2560 PATIO SET - 36 in.
Good telephone information from diameter table and
skills a must! Must your credit report. 1959. Berwick H.S. SINK TOP 37”X22”, 15 N. Main St. 4 chairs, wooden,
Opal, NEW $25.
be computer liter- It’s a process that 1952, 1953, 1956,
570-675-3328 Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250 foldable. Like New.
ate! High commis- starts with you and 1957, 1958, 1960, $50. 570-824-0591
sions paid, medical involves time and a 1967, 1968, 1969
insurance, 401(k) conscious effort to ,1970. Lehman H.S. 720 Cemetery 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health
plan. Selling, scan- 1973, 1974, 1976,
ning and data man-
pay your debts.
1978, 1980. Nanti- Plots/Lots
Learn about manag-
agement services. ing credit and debt coke Area H.S.
Call for interview:
570-826-9811 Over 2,000 at ftc. gov/credit. A
message from The
1976, 2008. Dallas
H.S. 1966, 1967, MEMORIAL SHRINE
P.C. Data Centers
of PA Inc. vehicles Times Leader and
the FTC.
1968. Bishop Hoban
H.S. 1972, 1973, CEMETERY
6 Plots Available
Find homes for available 1974, 1975. West
Side Central May be Separated
your kittens!
Place an ad here!
online. Catholic H.S. 1965 -
1974, 1980, 1981.
Rose Lawn Section
$450 each
570-654-1596
570-829-7130 Westmoreland H.S.
1952, 1953 - 1954
ST. NICHOLAS’
LPN SUPERVISOR
G.A.R. H.S. 1972, Oakwood Terrace a licensed personal care community specializing in
542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/ 1973, 1974, 1975, CEMETERY,
Transportation Transportation 700 1976 Pittston H.S. SHAVERTOWN all types of memory care is seeking a caring individual with leadership
1936, 1951, 1954, 6 Plots. Can be abilities to fill the position of LPN Supervisor. Position is Full Time in
MERCHANDISE 1963 Pittston Hospi- divided. Near the evening. Hours are 2:30pm-11:00pm. Duties include administering
Entrance. $550
SCHOOL BUS
tal School of Nurs- medication, treatments, supervising resident attendants, and communi-
ing, J.O.Y. of 1957, each. Call
702 Air 1959 West Pittston 570-675-9991 cating with physicians and families. Must be 21 years of age and have
DRIVERS Conditioners H.S. 1950, 1954,
1955, 1956, 1960 726 Clothing
a valid nursing license. Must have updated CPR and First Aid Certifica-
tion. We offer a competitive starting wage, comprehensive benefit pack-
AIR CONDITIONER! Hazleton H.S. 1938,
Must have valid PA driver’s license. Haier 8000 BTU. 1939, 1940, 1941,
age and attendance bonus after training.
COAT - Ladies Black
Nanticoke area. No Experience necessary. Works perfect! 1942, 1943, 1945, Persian Lamb with Applicants can email cover letter & resume along with salary history to
Will train. Excellent opportunity for home Used for only 2 1948, 1949, 1950, fur on collar. $50.
months last sum- 1953, 1954, 1955, 570-313-5213
janines@oakwoodterraceinc.com or call 570-451-3171 ext 102
makers, retiree, or second income. mer. Comes with 1956, 1957, 1959,
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Summer work also available. remote. $125. 1960, 1961, 1962, PURSES (2) Vera Please visit out website at www.oakwoodterraceinc.com
570-237-6001 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. Bradley assorted
Call 570-735-1743 for interview. 1951, 1952 purses $15. each.
570-693-2612
Oakwood Terrace is an Equal Opportunity Employer
570-825-4721
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744 Furniture & 758 Miscellaneous 758 Miscellaneous 774 Restaurant 780 Televisions/ 810 Cats 815 Dogs 906 Homes for Sale
Accessories Equipment Accessories
PATIO SET - Sage
CANES & WALKING
STICKS.
BATCH!
NEW
Different
WASHER: Whirlpool
Duet
washer.
front load
Whirlpool
RESTAURANT TV 19” color with
CAT: Black Female
Longhair, 7 years
free to good home.
GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
AKC. Black & Tan
HARVEY’S LAKE
green 3 piece patio EQUIPMENT remote, very good 17 ONEONTA HILL
bar set - has 2 swiv- sizes and shapes. Duet front dryer. $25. Call Bruce Spayed and vacci- Regular & long coat
SOMERSET TURN FOR SALE BY
el stools. Very good Made from the roots Both white, electric. 570-655-4815 nations up to date. guardianangel
OVER MACHINE - shepherds2.com OWNER
condition. $125 of Slippery Maple Only 2 years old. 570-864-2602 Year Round Home!
Trees. Over 20 Great condition. model SPM45, $900 each. Call
FUTON - Oak with
futon cover. Excel- available at $4 Water & Energy $500; ALSO, Bunn 786 Toys & Games Birds? Cats? Dogs? 570-379-2419 Spectacular View!
Pour Over Coffee Skunks? Snakes? Low Taxes!
lent condition. $150 each. 735-2081. Saving. $275 Each
or both for $550 . or Machine, Model # SCOOTER Disney Sell Your Animals
(570) 868-0220 STF15, $225 Princess with 3
CROCKS two 5 gal- best offer. with a Classified Ad!
Recliners - Two. lon for $15. each. Call 570-825-7867 For more info, call wheels, age 3 years
570-498-3616 to 6 years. $10. 570-829-7130
Good working con- 570-824-6770
dition. Great for a 570-696-4020 Cats - Free to good
DISHES 3 sets, $10 762 Musical RESTAURANT
basement area, rec
room or cottage.
each. CANNING
JARS pints & quarts, Instruments EQUIPMENT
Somerset Dough
TOY PONY, beautiful
plays HI O SILVER
home. Urgent. All
colors - very love- SHIH-TZU PUPPIES &
FREE 570-970-0372
$1.25 & $1.50 per
dozen. About 10
BASS AMPLIFIER. Sheeter, Model
CAR-100. Only
cost $199 sacrifice
$40. Overland
able. Good
people & pets.
with
POMERANIAN PUPPIES Lots of off street
Bass guitar amplifi- (570) 460-3539 Parents on premises
752 Landscaping & dozens. 823-4941 er, 15watts. very 1 available. $1,500 Express battery Shots Current. parking, close to
Gardening FENDER BASSMAN portable, barely Call for more info operated train, 20 $500 - Poms Grotto. Raised
570-498-3616 racks $25. Easel $550 - Shih-Tzus ranch with 2 car
60 Combo. 15 inch even used $35.
FREE DIRT FILL chalkboard $5. 570-401-1838 garage, 3 Bed-
speaker in good Casio piano key-
WITH ROCK. Just RESTAURANT boys small bike $5. rooms, 1 bath, living
condition. $159 board. 76 keys, mul-
come and pick it up. EQUIPMENT 570-675-3328 room, kitchen, large
Call Rick 283-2552 tiple sounds &
Hard to find rich tones, $140. Both HIMALAYAN porch with lake view
8x12 walk in
black soil. Screen or & bar. $142,500.
rake it to make top Line up a place to live excellent condition.
570-824-1114
cooler $2300; PERSIAN KITTENS
Shots & Wormed OPEN HOUSE
soil. 1,000’s of triax- in classified! 8x8x10 walk XBOX-360. Guitar Health guarantee COMING
YORKIE MALE PUPPY
ial truck loads avail- in freezer $3800; hero guitar $10. Family raised. $450.
able. 189 Foote
FIREPLACE: electric 766 Office Pizza oven with XBOX 360 cordless (570) 922-1706
IN JUNE
fireplace with stones $2000; Moving, Must Sell. Directions Left @
Avenue, Duryea
remote. Height 45” Equipment Stainless steel
racing wheel & ped-
KITTENS FREE to 5 months old. Very Grotto @ Stop sign
570-457-6610 als $20.
Width 48” white in kitchen hood good home, now 4 smart & loveable. make left, then
color, not used. $70. PRINTER: Epson 570-693-2612
LAWN MOWER: $3000; Stainless weeks, ready June Shots & warmed. quick right onto
570-655-3512 workforce 500
Craftsman, rear steel pizza oven 19. 4 females, 1 No fleas. Hypoaller- Oneonta Hill, 3rd
printer, new in box 788 Stereo/TV/
bag, high rear hood $4000; male. 570-814-7485 genic. Paper/Out- House on right.
FOOTBALL BED- 5 features, print/
wheels, excellent
DING full size scan/copy/fax/phot.
bread pan rack Electronics side trained. A bun- CALL Dave @
condition $135. $100; 2 soup dle of joy! $400 firm 570-417-6661
570-822-4251
includes bedspread, retail $89 will sell
warmers for $100; STEREO SYSTEM. 815 Dogs 570-436-5083
blanket & drapes, for $35. 819-4951
2 door sandwich Sharp stereo sys-
LAWN TRACTOR excellent condition. prep table $500. tem in sleek royal 845 Pet Supplies
$550. Craftsman Asking $200. Call 770 Photo All equipment is blue &d silver. Fea-
42” 18 H.P. New Pat 570-262-4582 sold as is. For
Equipment tures a 5 disc CD DOG CRATE,
blades, excellent more info, call changer & remote.
GLASS DOOR. 4 wire, with plastic
condition. 472-3888 570-847-0873
HARVEYS LAKE
way glass door for CAMERA Minolta Comes with 2 tray bottom.
LAWNMOWER, bath tub. $25 XG-M 35 MM SLR speakers & 1 sub- 24”x18”. $30. Call
Craftsman, electric 570-331-8183 with 50 MM F1.7 woofer. $80. 570-814-9574 Lovely lake living.
776 Sporting Goods
PAWS
start 875 Series. 21” lens, owners manu- 570-824-1114 Welcome to the
Items in Garage for al, in original box, best of 2 worlds.
cut EZ walk, vary BACKBOARD, TV 25” color,
Sale, $.45-$45. or excellent condition #1: The amenities
speed, asking $175. Basketball, fiber- remote, good condi-
$900 for all. Moving. in Wilkes-Barre $45. of lakefront prop-
570-855-8764 glass with rim and tion. $20
570-735-1589
TO CONSIDER....
607-565-1726 erties - fishing,
RIDING MOWER net. $20. 570-472-1646
POLICE SCANNER boating and a 2
Scott’s 42” cut, CAMERAS: Kodak WEIGHTLIFTING
Radio Shack 200 story boat house
17hp, engine runs Easy Share Camera BARBELL, 60 lbs in 790 Swimming
channel, excellent (one of only 30 on
but needs work.
condition. $75. Firm.
with yellow case. 3x weights, incline
bench. $25. COTS, Pools/Hot Tubs ENHANCE 900 the lake);
$400 or best offer. optical lens, silver,
570-855-0390
570-371-3367 good condition, two camping cots. YOUR PET REAL ESTATE #2: The serenity
and privacy of
screen not $25. 570-824-0591 SWIMMING POOL: CLASSIFIED FOR SALE tiered stone patios
PUMPS 3 air quality Intex Easy Set
756 Medical pumps with tri- scratched, takes 2
BASKETBALL Swimming Pool 15’ X
AD ONLINE and lush gardens
pods, environmental double A batteries. surrounding this
HOOP; Great condi- 42” used 1 season,
Equipment $25. OSTER FOOD $25. Sony Cyber-
tion, asking $90. in box, ladder, skim- Call 829-7130 906 Homes for Sale classic 3,500 sq ft
PROCESSOR great Shot camera. Pink, lake home perched
POWER CHAIR - 7.2 pixels, good Call 570-331-8183 mer, pump, hoses,
for summer $35. Having trouble high above Pole
Jazzy Select, condition with bat- filter, cover, tarp, Place your pet ad
VCR JVC like new GOLF CLUBS Ram, paying your mort- 306, Lakeside
$500 tery charger $60. vacuum / poles, and provide us your
with remote $25. 3 woods, 2-Hybrids, gage? Falling Drive. The views
570-829-2411 570-592-1386 algaecide, car- email address
570-740-1392 7 irons, putter, bag behind on your are spectacular
tridge, chlorine, PH,
$60. 570-655-4815 payments? You from our 5 bed-
DIGITAL CAMERA - $25 firm. This will create a
758 Miscellaneous RELIGIOUS ITEMS - may get mail from room home with 2
HP Photosmart 7.2 570-709-1915 seller account
Hand made Say it HERE online and login
people who promise stone fireplaces &
Rosaries, $5. Pope MegaPixel w/2Gig to forestall your
AIR CONDITIONER - Memory. Takes stills in the Classifieds! information will be hardwood floors
Kenmore 8,000 BTU John Paul II Memori-
and video. Used 570-829-7130 796 Wanted to Buy emailed to you from
foreclosure for a fee throughout. Call
with remote. $80. blia. 570-829-2411
item sold as is. $49 Merchandise gadzoo.com
in advance. Report for an appointment.
570-885-2222 PING PONG TABLE, them to the Federal We also welcome
SAFE DEPOSIT BOX Call Rick 283-2552 “The World of Pets
Yale, 18”x13”. $100.
570-825-5847
$50.
570-825-5847 BUYING SPORT CARDS Unleashed”
Trade Commission,
the nation’s con-
realtors. $799,000
570-639-2423
BARREL, 772 Pools & Spas Pay Cash for
You can then use
sumer protection
wooden. POOL TABLE baseball, football, agency. Call 1-877-
53 gallon.
Excellent
THE AVENGERS
DVD ‘63 boxed set. POOL 21’ round x American Heritage basketball, hockey your account to
enhance your online
FTC-HELP or click To place your
condition $195. 6 Classic Episodes
with Patrick Mac-
56” deep, new liner,
new cover, new
7’ oak & slate Bil-
liard table with blue
& non-sports. Sets,
singles & wax. ad. Post up to 6
on ftc.gov. A mes-
sage from The ad Call Toll Free
570-876-3830
Nee and Honor pump, new filter
complete with deck.
cloth, includes wall
rack, 4 cues &
570-212-0398 captioned photos
of your pet
Times Leader and
the FTC.
1-800-427-8649
Blackman. $25 Expand your text to
Rick 570-283-2552 $975. or best offer. bridge. Excellent
BEDLINER: 89 include more
BEAR CREEK
570-328-6767 condition, buyer
Chevy S10 truck information, include
TOASTER OVEN must move $899.
bedliner, standard POOL FILTERS Intex, your contact
VILLAGE
white, Hamilton 570-474-2206
cab $30. 2000 (disposable) $7. information such
Beach $10.
SWOYERSVILLE
Chevy Cavalier LS each. 696-4020 as e-mail, address
rear trunk spoiler, 570-472-1646 778 Stereos/ phone number and 13 Hedge Road
20 year old Con-
black $10. Four TOASTER OVEN/ POOL: above Accessories 800 or website.
temporary in
barrel carb running BREAD MAKER ground, 15ft round
from Chevy motor combination by 4 years old. Hay- RECORD PETS & ANIMALS DOG: Loving family prime location. 3
$50. 3 suitcases in ward filter. $500. TURNTABLE Opti- dog, Frankie, is bedrooms, 2.5
Toastmaster, digital looking for a new baths, large
excellent shape control, like new. 570-592-3862 mus Model Lab-
$40. 570-740-1246 Originally. $130. 1000 semi-automat- 810 Cats home. 10 year old kitchen, unfin-
VACUUM Hayward ic belt drive. Little miniature doberman ished basement,
BRIDAL ITEMS wed- asking $35. Ultra Pool vacuum. BEAGLE about 1 pincher. (Weighs hardwood floors
570-868-6327 use. $25. cash.
ding gown size 14 Used one season. 570-868-6327 year old, black & about 15 lbs). Very 1st floor and
beaded & sequence TRAILER home- New $ 500., asking white, brown face friendly. Free to a attached 2 car Immaculate 2 story,
bodice & train $65. made construction $ 200. 388-6937 loveable, house good home. garage. Total
780 Televisions/ stone & vinyl. Large
Wedding candle trailer converts to trained, not Call 570-899-1075 electric. lot on cul-de-sac.
with tea light insert boat trailer holds up 774 Restaurant Accessories neutered, named $265,000 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2
$3. Size 7 flower girl to 1 ton $175. Oreo. FREE to good (570) 472-9660 baths. Detached
dress $35 matching 570-825-3955 Equipment TELEVISION: GE. home includes oversized 2 car
FORTY FORT
accessories $10. 28” works good, about 1 week of
RESTAURANT garage with loft.
570-331-0815 VACUUM Electrolux needs remote $90. food, kennel, toys & Tile, hardwood,
upright, like new, EQUIPMENT 570-740-1246 bones. 855-9475 Small ranch home. 2 granite, central air.
GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
CEDAR CHEST, $75, excellent condition Bev Air 2 door bedroom, full base-
Floor Lamp, $25, TELEVISIONS: 2 CAT & KITTENS laundry/pantry &
$100. 822-9855 refrigerator/ sand- ment, new roof. large family room
Pine shelf $5. wich prep table, TV’s, color. 19” & FREE! Homes AKC shots, wormed Large carport. Very
Swag, grapes & WHEELS Toyota 25”. 25” Polaroid urgently needed. with built in bar &
Model SP48-12, low utility bills. 1 mile
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wine bottles $5. Scion 16” steel 5 lug works very well, They love people, www.mountain fireplace on 1st
$1300. For details from Route 81. Ask- floor. $276,900.
570-693-2612 wheels. Total of 4. Call 570-498-3616 with remote. $20. animals & kids. Will hauskennels.com ing $40,000. Call
Brand new. $180 609-433-5660 transport. 570-288-3256
570-746-1689 Nick 570-702-4077 570-406-2462
570-287-1642 (Wilkes-Barre) 570-299-7146
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906 Homes for Sale 906 Homes for Sale 915 Manufactured 941 Apartments/ 941 Apartments/ 941 Apartments/ 941 Apartments/ 944 Commercial
Homes Unfurnished Unfurnished Unfurnished Unfurnished Properties
KINGSTON WEST WYOMING
438 Tripp St ASHLEY PARK
Laurel Run & San
EXETER KINGSTON
72 E. W alnut St.
WILKES-BARRE SOUTH
Souci Parks, Like SENIOR APARTMENTS 2nd floor, located in SECURE BUILDINGS
new, several to
222 Schooley Ave.
quiet neighborhood. 1 & 2 bedroom
NANTICOKE
NANTICOKE
choose from, Kitchen, living apartments.
Financing &Warranty, Exeter, PA room, dining room, Laundry facility. Off OFFICE
facebook.com/ Accepting applica- sun room, bath- First floor, 3 rooms street parking avail-
MobileOne.Sales tions for 1 bedroom room. 2 large and 1 plus bath with able. Starting at
FOR LEASE
Call (570)250-2890 apartments. Quality
1 bedroom apart-
small bedrooms,
lots of closets, built
shower. Refrigera-
tor, stove, ceiling
$440. 570-332-5723
GREAT LOCATION
ments for ages 62
and older. Income
limits apply. Rent
in linen, built in
hutch, hardwood
and carpeted
fans, carpeting,
heat, hot water, WILKES-BARRE
West River St.
414 Front Street
available immedi-
ately, 1800 square
sewer & garbage
only $437 month. floors, fireplace, included. No pets Large 2, 3, & 4 feet, Move in con-
* Utilities Included storage room, yard, or smoking. bedroom apart- dition. New car-
* Laundry Facilities w/d hookup and $465 + security. ments. Heat & hot peting. Reception
* On Site new stove. Heat Call (570) 814-2229 water included. Bal- area, conference
Management and hot water incl. cony. Off street room, kitchen, and
46 Zerby Ave *Private parking Available May 1. 1 parking. Washer 3 offices, Located
Sunday 1pm-3pm
WILKES-BARRE on main street in
SUNDAY Call for appointment yr. lease + security dyer hookup. Pets
Lease with option 1:00PM-3:00PM 570-654-5733 $900/month OK. $855 - $950. Hanover Section,
to buy, completely Completely remod- Monday - Friday 570-406-1411 Mayflower Call 570-237-0124 off-street parking,
remodeled, mint, eled home with 8am-11am. Equal forced air furnace,
Crossing
turn key condition,
3 bedrooms, 1.5
everything new.
New kitchen, baths,
938 Apartments/
Furnished
Housing Opportunity
KINGSTON Apartments
central air,
$950/per month
or

baths, large bedrooms, tile To place your WILKES-BARRE

Call 570-760-3551

WILKES-BARRE
closets, with floors, hardwoods, to set an
hardwoods, carpet granite countertops, ad call...829-7130 570.822.3968 appointment
West River Street
& tile floors, new all new stainless 1 bedroom, well fur- Several 1 bedroom
kitchen and baths,
gas heat, shed,
large yard.
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
nished. Includes
heating, cooling,
Bring Rover or Kitty
- Light & bright
open floor plans
apartments
able.
avail-
Hardwood OFFICE SPACE
Wyoming 900 Sf.
microwave, dish- garbage, water, flooring & appli-
$134,000, seller washer, free stand- cable, HBO & & move right into - All major Utilities included.
ances included.
will pay closing ing shower, tub for broadband WIFI. your choice of a 1 appliances included Heat, water, sewer Approx 21.5’x40’
costs, $5000 down
and monthly
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
Security & Refer-
ences. No Pets.
HANOVER TOWNSHIP or 2 bedroom apt.
Off street parking,
- Pets welcome*
- Close to everything
& trash also includ-
ed. Walking dis-
$800/month
570-430-4396
payments are Great location, 1 coin laundry, great
neighborhood 570-829-1279 tance to Wilkes Uni-
$995/month. $154,900 (835.00 /
bedroom apartment location. $450- - 24 hour emergency versity. Pet Friendly.
PLAINS TWP
WALSH in residential area, $600/mo + security, 7 PETHICK DRIVE
30years/ 5%) maintenance
REAL ESTATE 570-654-1490
941 Apartments/ all utilities included. heat & electric.
Available June 1.
OFF RTE. 315
- Short term Starting at $600.
570-654-1490 Unfurnished $600/month Call 570-262-1577
leases available 570-969-9268
1200 & 700 SF
+ security. Office Available.
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570-760-1513
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INCLASSIFIED! 912 Lots & Acreage
bedrooms. Washer/
dryer hook-up. No
Pets. $550 + utili-
West End Road
TWO Clean & bright
bright, 1st
floor, 2 bedrooms,
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Center City WB 315 PLAZA
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AFRAID TO MOVE?
3 bedroom apart- elevator, carpet-
Doyouneedmorespace? 1750 & 3200 SF
A yard or garage sale ABSOLUTE NY ties. 570-868-6020 ments. Heat, water,
garbage & sewer
ed, Security
system. Garage.
Retail / Office

AVOCA Certain Restrictions Are you paying Space Available

in classified FARMLAND SALE! 3 rooms, wall to wall
included with appli-
ances. Off street
Extra storage &
cable TV included.
Apply* too much for your
current office, but
570-829-1206
is the best way
WAREHOUSE
June 4th! parking. No pets, Laundry facilities.
carpeting, appli- dread the incon-
5 to 14 acre parcels
tocleanoutyourclosets! - opening price ances, coin-op laun- non smoking, not
section 8 approved.
Heat & hot water
furnished. Fine
venience of mov-
ing? We can help!
You’re in bussiness $24,900! Less than dry, off street park-
ing, security. No References, securi- neighborhood. We not only offer
WILKES-BARRE/
3 hrs NY City! No PLAINS TWP
with classified! closing costs! Prime pets. $410/month ty, first and last Convenient to bus less expensive LAIRD STREET
months rent. & stores. No rent, but we will
WILKES-BARRE
(570) 655-1606 COMPLEX, easy
PARDEESVILLE
buildable acreage! $725/month pets. References. also help you interstate access.
Call 888-481-1373 570-852-0252 Security. Lease.
Charming, Victorian move to our mod- Lease 132,500 s.,f.,
NOW for free info! 570-675-1589 No smokers ern office space in
738 PARDEESVILLE RD Doyouneedmorespace?
JENKINS TWP./PITTSTON
please. $840.
570-287-0900
2 bedroom 3rd floor
apartment. Partially the Luzerne Bank
Building on Public
12 loading docks, 30
ft ceilings, sprinkler,
A yard or garage sale furnished. 34 West acres of parking.
CORNER LOT in classified Ross St. View at Square. Rents Offices available.
BEAR CREEK
2nd floor, newly include heat, cen-
houpthouse.com call 570-655-9732
is the best way renovated, 2 bed- tral air, utilities,
Most utilities includ-
tocleanoutyourclosets! New furnished 3 rooms, carpet, nice ed with rent. His- trash removal,
room apartment yard, easy parking. and nightly clean- 950 Half Doubles
You’re in bussiness Includes water, sep- Small Pets okay.
toric building is non
ing - all without a
smoking and pet
with classified! tic & most of the
heat. No smoking &
Heat, Water includ-
KINGSTON free. Base rent:
$700. Security & Ref-
sneaky CAM
charge. Access JENKINS
JENKINS TOWNSHIP no pets. $750/
month. + security,
ed. $600/month.
Credit check & ref-
Rutter Ave.
1 bedroom 1st
erences
Call Vince:
required. parking at the the
intermodal garage
3 bedroom 1/2 dou-
ble, gas heat, wash-
New Section in erences required.
references. Could floor, large living 570-762-1453 via our covered er & dryer included,
Highland Hills, Cell (917) 753-8192
Single family built be unfurnished. Call room, neutral bridge. 300SF to off-street parking,
Charles Place
in 2005. 2.5 baths, (570) 954-1200 decor. Gas heat, 5000SF available. $700/per month,
two story with
Open!
Four 1+ acre lots
water included. Off WILKES-BARRE We can remodel plus security. Call
attached garage.
Oil furnace with
available. Call
570-498-9244
EXETER street parking. No
pets. $420 plus EAST END
to suit. Brokers
protected. Call
(570) 299-7103

Shopping for a
central air. 90 x security & lease. Jeff Pyros at
140 corner lot.
Kitchen with cen- NY FARM LARGE ROOMS
2 bedrooms, central KINGSTON
570-793-6294
4 Rooms,
2 Bedrooms, Wall
to Wall carpet,
570-822-8577 new apartment?
Classified lets
ter cooking island,
dining room,
raised ceiling with LIQUIDATION SALE!
air, gas heat, off
street parking. $625
44 E. Walnut St.
Must Be Seen!
stove and
refrigerator DOLPHIN PLAZA you compare costs -
without hassle
MOUNTAIN TOP
/per month, plus Private home, 2nd $525.00/month + Rte. 315 or worry!
glass door entry & June 4! security deposit. floor duplex. Out- security. 2,000 SF
Get moving
WOODBRYN
hardwood floor. Lender Owned 570-299-7103 standing neighbor- Heat Included. Office / Retail
Carpeting thru out Land/Farm Build- hood, 2 bedroom, 1 No pets. Next to Gymboree with classified!

KINGSTON
home. Tiled ings - $69,900! bath, expansive 1 & 2 Bedroom. Call 570-823-2214 4,500 SF Office
kitchen and bath. Less than 3 hrs NY apartment. All new No pets. after 1 p.m. Showroom,
Kitchen appli- City. Gorgeous set- kitchen with appli- Rents based Warehouse 3 bedrooms, living
ances included. ting, views, ances. Extra stor- on income start Loading Dock room, dining room,
NICELY PRICED stonewalls! FREE age available. $650 at $405 & $440. 4 Acres touching kitchen, washer/
$219,900
(570) 233-1993
CLOSING COSTS!
888-793-7762 HANOVER TOWNSHIP + utilities. No pets,
no smoking. Lease/
Handicap
Accessible.
I81 will build to suit.
Call 570-829-1206
dryer hook up. No
pets, no smoking.
for free info packet! 3029 South Main St application Equal Housing Fenced yard & off-

WILKES-BARRE NORTH COMMERCIAL SPACE

www.NewYork Very large 1st floor, 570-954-2111 Opportunity. street parking.
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to wall carpet, TTY711 9 E. Chestnut St. $700 + utilities,
ASUCCESSFULSALE This institution is an 1 bedroom, wall lease & security.
NANTICOKE
central air, eat in equal opportunity /wall carpet, fresh Available June 1st
620 Market St.
INCLASSIFIED! kitchen with appli-
ances. Off street Deluxe 1 bedroom,
provider and
employer.
paint. Eat-in kitchen,
stove & fridge
Newly Renovated 570-283-1180

Doyouneedmorespace?
A yard or garage sale PLAINS
parking. Washer
/dryer hookup.
2nd floor apartment.
Large bedroom &
living areas, wall to WILKES-BARRE
included. Front
porch & shared
Prime Space.
1,250 sq. ft., LARKSVILLE
Heat & cooking backyard. Heat & Near Kingston 3 bedroom, 1 bath
in classified 38 & 40 Laurel St
2 blocks off River gas included. Ten-
wall carpet. Includes
all appliances +
PARSONS SECTION
1ST FLOOR, 1 bed-
hot water included. Corners. Great half double, Freshly
Tenant pays electric
is the best way St. 50’W X 100’D. ant pays electric & washer / dryer. All room apartment, off & cooking gas.
location for retail or cleaned & painted.
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business office. Tenant pays all utili-

tocleanoutyourclosets! Nice Location.
Utilities in place.
water. $750 + electric. Must see.
$425 + utilities, first/
street parking.
Water & re-cycling
$500/month + Easy Access and ties including sewer.
security. No Pets.
You’re in bussiness $12,000 Call 570-814-1356 last. No pets. included. Call Tom
security. Call
(570)814-1356 parking. Call Cliff $550 plus security.
with classified! 570-829-8529 570-735-0525 at 570-760-2785 570-760-3427 Call (570) 332-5723
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UTILITIES & UP.
garbage includ-
570-288-1422
anytime. Sunday Doyouneedmorespace?
ed. No pets.
$630+ security
morning negotiable
$75/week plus $25
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570-814-1356 for heat/air condi- in classified
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