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es. The event kicks off on Friday
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Chairman Bob Savakinus.
SENUNAS’
The fundraiser includes a
cocktail party, music by the Coal
Town Rounders and an iron pour
Bar& Grill
133 N. M ain St., W .-B.
(Right across from King’s College)
in conjunction with the Keystone
College iron program.
$3 JAG ERBO M BS The festivities continue Sat-
$2 G RAPE O R CHERRY BO M BS urday beginning at 11 a.m. with
$1.50 VO DKA W ELL M IXERS an industrial-arts festival, which
$1.50 DO M ESTIC 16 O Z.PINTS is free to the public.
$2 W HIPPED VO DKA SHO TS “We have about 25-30 industri-
$2.25 CO RO NA O R CO RO NA LIG HT BO TTLES al-arts vendors, glass blowers,
$3.50 BACARDI& CO KE PINTS blacksmiths, ceramics, things like
that,” Savakinus explained. “We
HAPPY HOUR M ON.-THURS.& SAT.9-11 P.M . have six different bands through-
FRI.5-7 P.M . out the day, food vendors, tents
set up in case of bad weather, and
W EDNESD AY
W ING NIG HT! it’s all day and free.”
Last year’s festival was such a
45¢ W ING S 5-11 P.M . success that this year, the orga-
SUZE
FRID AY nization received a marketing
Sam Perry does a blacksmith demo at last year’s Arts grant to help spread the word as
THEIR 4TH on Fire Festival at Scranton Iron Works. far as 50 miles outside of the
BIRTHDAY area.
Scranton's all
“Last year we had over 500
PARTY! HAPPY HO UR 5-7 W ITH FREE PIZZA! people,” Savakinus shared. “This
year, we’re reaching out to other
SATURD AY areas like Allentown, Sunbury,
T
Vibram )• Polish• Stitching hings are really starting to ical landmark in our area since it sioners, who continue to make
$
4000 heat up in Northeastern opened in 1840, pouring 125,000 funding available.
Pennsylvania. The sun is tons of pig iron by 1880. While it “Not a lot of people know
finally starting to poke through may have stopped producing iron much about the Furnaces and
after our washed-out spring, and in 1902, the Furnace continues to what the site is, so we wanted to
the thermometers are closing in be a vital tourist attraction. call attention to them,” Savakinus
(* ) M u st b e accom p anied b y a w ritten p rescrip tion. on the 90-degree mark, and Fri- To celebrate the local history began. “We wanted to come up
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a joystick game,
the title said,
‘The longer you
play with it, the
harder it gets.”
The perfect
your presence. Plume, an imprint of the Penguin Group,
Either way, it’s likely that you could and a soon-to-be legacy was born.
probably use a little mental stimulation “I would say it all started on account
in the form of an excerpt from the of the fact that we were both really big
punchline
new book by Justin Wishne and Bryan fans of ‘The Office,’” Wishne said in a
Nicolas, “That’s What She Said: The recent phone interview. “And so I guess
Most Versatile Joke on Earth,” which one day it all sort of just clicked, that
was released Tuesday, May 31. we should come up with a place where
Though there are no hard and fast Bryan and I, our friends and the world,
rules for producing a book, Wishne and really, could share their ‘that’s what she
By Stephanie DeBalko what she said. Nicolas sort of followed along the same said’ stories as well. And so, that was sort
If you’re not that fiend, then maybe lines as another cultural phenomenon, “F of the inspiration, and then fast-forward
Weekender Staff Writer
you’re the person, who, in a desperate My Life,” and first took their fascination two years, and we’re excited to have a
E
very day, every time anyone says show of maturity, rolls your eyes and with the one-liner to the web, where book coming out.”
anything with even the slightest groans, while deep down inside you’re their site, twssstories.com, became the Of course, when Wishne referred to
hint of innuendo, some snarky dying to chuckle at the sheer beauty and universal locale for all innuendo-laden the Scranton-based “The Office,” he was
fiend is just waiting in the wings, ready malleability of the recently revived joke
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tales. The user-generated content got talking about Steve Carell’s character,
to utter those four little words: That’s and the benefactor putting it to use in them noticed in the print world, by Michael Scott, and his incessant, and
“
I
especially at work, and especially when
thought of saying, or
t may seem like all fun and games,
but the process of building and the situation already looks somewhat
maintaining an established website, bawdy.
regardless of the subject matter, is a long
and hard one. It requires more work, in of that being a ‘that’s “Sometimes it’s the actual set-up that
you have to be more mindful of,” Wishne
described, sharing that even he, one of
what she said’ joke that
the form of marketing and aesthetics,
than one would think. the masterminds behind twssstories.com,
“I think it was about nine months we was shocked at some of the tales people
W
every situation in life, whether it has to best and wittiest anecdotes from the hile the witticism that
do with a porn star or a grandmother. website, along with a historical summary launched a cultural
You don’t have to be George Carlin to of the punch line’s beginnings (“Wayne’s phenomenon could be
think it’s funny, and that’s why so many
people get it.
World,” anyone?). It does indeed have
a long and sordid history — in fact, the
deemed universally appealing, there are
some people who will simply never get
FOR MORE INFO,
“After looking through all these proverbial “she” even provides a tongue- it. Nicolas has experienced this, as there VISIT TWSSSTORIES.COM.
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stories and posting on the website, we in-cheek foreword, discussing her recent are some family members with whom
really saw that ‘that’s what she said’ notoriety. And just to make sure the he has to reign in his humor, and others
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I
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the television, makeup adher- a personal behind the scenes look.
ing to faces like glue. Cos- Altschul takes his readers on a
tume design intended to perfect postmodern ride through reality
@ 8PM
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multiple takes with the in-and-out through American plasma
screenshots capturing the isola- screens. Viewers believe the
tion of people. All the while, the people they see before them are in
viewer sits transfixed to the tele- dire straits, fighting to stay alive
AT THE vision screen imagining that all of
this is real.
cognizant of humanity but fore-
going it for greed and desire for
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The overall message Altschul
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a novel based on the hypocrisy of
drives across to his readers is to
question what we view. His per-
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opens, and readers are witness to is certainly not encouraging and
a set of everyday people being the conclusion of the novel will
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“When I’m by
myself, it’s like it’s
much more about
Mike Quinn:
on a song yet and someone
was around, (I’d) say ‘hey, you
want to give this a crack?’”
Quinn explained.
On his own
And while he enjoys the
community of musicians of
which he is a part, he acknowl-
edges the freedom he was able
Joe Bonick, left, and Sue Bonick with Mike Kliebert releasing a video for each to maintain while working on
Sr. of The History Channel’s "Swamp People" in track, varying conceptually “Magico,” which he also pro-
Hammond, La. from song to song. duced in his home studio.
By Stephanie DeBalko “I was playing with And the “I tend to have more of a
Weekender Staff Writer Moneynotes, and we kind of perfectionist attitude because
Had an encounter with someone famous? If so, the Weekender wants just came to an amicable end I’m working with other people,
your pictures for our Starstruck.
It doesn’t matter if it happened five months ago or five years ago. Send there,” Quinn said, explaining and I feel like my mistake is
W
us your photo, your name, hometown, the celebrity you met, and when hether it’s because of his transition from band mem- good enough for me, but I start
and where you met them, and we’ll run one photo here each week. E-mail ego and narcissism or ber to singular artist. “So it to feel like other people might
high resolution JPEGs to weekender@theweekender.com, or send your a deficiency in the wasn’t so much of a decision think it’s a mess-up, so I end
photos to Starstruck, c/o The Weekender, 15 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, PA, ability to “play well with oth- as just the natural thing at that up usually rounding off those
18703. ers,” a lot of artists make the point for me to do. I hadn’t edges … just to stay on the
solid decision to go it alone really planned it.” safe side or something,” Quinn
after choosing to part ways Coinciding with his album explained. “But when I’m by
with band members. But for release, Quinn will be opening myself, it’s like it’s much more
Scranton-based Mike Quinn, a for folk favorite Lewis & Clar- about working at my own pace
veritable darling of the local ke June 4 at Scranton’s AFA and living with what I like.”
music scene, the road to pro- Gallery. The symbiosis between He added that going it alone
ducing a solo album was a Quinn and the members of has its perks, especially be-
much more organic, non-ego- Lewis & Clarke, and the re- cause there are no constraints
centric process. spect that Quinn has for his other than one’s own creativity.
Having been in the bands peers, is palpable. “(What I enjoy about work-
Okay Paddy and, most recently, “(Lou Rogai) has been a ing independently) is toying
And the Moneynotes, Quinn good example as to how to be with the beat until I figure out
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Arena on Sunday, white. But Forelli’s thoughts
August 21, 7PM. are conveyed in the artist’s
S
nap — a bright flash as the Marquis Gallery, said he is relied largely upon the arts
phone number to: the shutter clicks, captur- looking forward to this new through the ages. However,
weekender@theweekender.co ing a piece of the world exhibit. beauty is in short supply in
now frozen in time. The ordi- “I think it will be a great the art world today, so I want
m, subject line: American Idol nary scene you view every show because he is one of the to do my part in redirecting
or mail in the entry form day, from another angle be- more well-known photographers our attention to that which
below to Weekender American comes extraordinary. Bright- we’ve had here,” he said. elevates and enriches the spirit
colored palettes shifted to one The gallery, which Ross said and gives us hope — our
Idol Contest, 90 East Market of black, white and gray. Snap he helped open five years ago society needs this more than
Street, Wilkes-Barre, PA — the light hits at a perfect with fellow photographers Iva- ever.”
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18703. sparking a temporary awe was created as a venue for Forelli that the world needs
made permanent. The wind photographers to display their more of this beauty through
creates a delicate flow, only work as there hadn’t been art and culture, which is why
visible as its fingers gently such a place to do so locally. galleries such as Camerawork
tickle movement through its Since that time, Ross said they and exhibits such as “Terra
Deadline for contest is surroundings. have had approximately 30 Emota” are important to the
Snap — an image to delight exhibits from not only local area.
Friday, July 1 at 5PM. the eyes that, with one blink, photographers, but national and “It’s just another thread in
missed a moment the cultural fabric of the city,”
only captured by the he said. “You couldn’t develop
blink of another. the downtown successfully if
Having created a you didn’t have the cultural
home for the display aspect to it because people are
of a wide array of interested in the arts. This is
Name: photographs to tease one step in that direction.” W
and please any visual
appetite, Camerawork
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will be hosting a new tographs by Chip Forelli, June
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
'Idol'
pondering
I
have finally figured out the In order for me to understand
appeal of “American Idol.” anything, I have to place it in a
Let me preface this with context I am familiar with. I
the usual “I don’t watch much think “American Idol” is the old
TV.” In my case, this happens to “The Ed Sullivan Show” rein-
be true. The TV is on in the room carnated.
where I am pondering, weak and For those unfamiliar, Ed Sulli-
weary, over many a quaint and van hosted his show on Sunday
curious volume of forgotten lore, nights for 24 seasons. It was a
while the long-suffering wife “variety” show, with a dozen
views the shows she likes. performers each night, some of
“American Idol,” “The Biggest them established stars, but many
Amazing Loser,” “You Are Too of them very new to the enter-
Fat To Dance” and others. I think tainment scene. Some not very
those are ones she is into. good. Ed presided over it all with
My tastes in video entertain- a stone face and a delivery as
ment run to documentary and warm and inviting as a cigar-
other films. This is not meant to store Indian. Ed would host big
sound as elitist as it is coming stars like The Beatles and then a
off. I read and watch a lot of comedian. An animal act and
dreck. I watch stuff that would then puppets. Something for the
whole family.
make most run screaming from
The other night “American
the room, find a gun and shoot
Idol” had a huge variety as well.
the screen. Trust me. But the
It truly was an accurate sampling
other night, I watched the entire of showbiz today. The competi-
finale of “American Idol” and tion really was just part of it. The
about three-quarters of the way real draw? Big stars like Bono.
through, I had an understanding Comedian Jack Black. An animal
of the show’s broad appeal and act, Lady Gaga. And presiding
continued popularity. ’Cause let’s over the whole deal, as stiff as a
face it: It’s really not that good a puppet, Ryan Seacrest.
show. Kinda made me miss old Ed.
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Cameras were set up, focused
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TO SEE Tim Farley, lead singer of the now defunct Panacea, will
release his solo debut soon.
country, ’50s vibe to it.”
As one might expect, Farley
DRIVE-BY
says releasing a solo LP has been
exciting and liberating, yet also a
bit daunting. He adds, however,
Tim Farley
that he truly enjoyed the artistic
TRUCKERS
freedom.
“It was nice to not have so
many opinions,” he says with a
goes solo
chuckle. “Not that I didn’t like it,
JUNE 21ST
but when there’s four guys writ-
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hen Tim Farley began break up of Panacea came as a there’s one or two guys writing.
work on his first solo surprise. And the guys that played on the
THE PERFORMING ARTS album last fall, he didn’t
know that by the time it would be
“I was under the impression
we were still going to write an-
album were extremely open to
anything. They were like, ‘It’s
completed, his band of the past other record, and I had a bunch your project. It’s your song. You
NAME:____________________________ nine years, Panacea, would be no of songs ready to go,” he says. tell me what you want, and I’ll do
more. But that’s what has hap- “And to be honest, I can’t exactly it.’ They were extremely profes-
ADDRESS: ________________________ pened. Just five weeks ago, Pana- put my finger on one straw that sional, which I thought was won-
cea, one of NEPA’s best hard- broke the camel’s back, but peo- derful.”
__________________________________ rock groups, disbanded. And in ple weren’t on the same page. Farley says he’s well aware that
just three weeks, Farley will Ultimately, we’re still cordial and there will be comparisons to the
PHONE: ___________________________ release his first solo CD, “A still friendly, but things got really two CDs and two EPs he record-
EMAIL: ____________________________ Good Problem To Have.” complex, and if everybody’s not ed with Panacea. And he’s OK
But Farley makes it clear that rowing in the same direction, with that. He just hopes people
send this entry form to: — at least from his perspective you’re not getting anywhere.’’ enjoy the music.
Weekender — there is no relation between Now, Farley is rowing forward. “I hope it connects with peo-
Drive-By Truckers Contest the two. “A Good Problem To Have,” was ple,” he says. “I always put a lot
90 East Market Street “My priority was always Pana- recorded at Saturation Acres of time and thought into what
cea,” he says. “We had shows Recording Studio with Bret I’m writing and how I’m writing
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711 that we were playing and were Alexander. It will be available at it, and what it might mean to
OR
still going full throttle, so this Gallery of Sound, FYE, iTunes, someone else. I hope they can get
solo thing was kind of a side CD Baby and Amazon. Studio their own meaning out of the
project that I was going to do musicians on the album include songs. I want it to stand on its
whenever I could. I had a lot of guitarist Pat Flynn, guitarist own two feet, and I want it to be
email above information to: songs written that weren’t ‘Pana- Dustin Drevitch, drummer Zhach its own entity. And I hope people
WEEKENDER@THEWEEKENDER.COM, cea material,’ but being a musi- Kelsch, bassist Matt Jaffin and listen to it with an open mind and
SUBJECT LINE: TRUCKERS cian and an artist, I still wanted keyboardist Adam Tarin. with a fresh point of view.” W
weekender
to pursue them. And everybody Farley says that images of
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was completely supportive.” The Smiths, Tom Petty and Info: www.farleymusic.com
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
the
ralphie report
By Ralphie Aversa
Special to the Weekender
A
ccording to his family’s brought into the mainstream,
pastor, singer Sean King- Pitbull.
ston is in critical but “I believed in that dude from
stable condition following a Jet day one,” he said after his DJ
Skiing accident Sunday evening.
Pastor Mark Hattabaugh says
set at Mohegan Sun’s Ultra 88
Nightclub in Uncasville, Conn.
THE SMITHEREENS
that doctors called Kingston’s “That’s why I f--ked with him, Saturday, June 18
prognosis later Sunday, “good.”
Miami’s Local 10 station
because he had a lot of talent. I
saw potential that he could do
8 P.M. (Doors 7 p.m.)
ADAM CAROLLA
reported that around 6 p.m., something that nobody had ever Saturday, June 25
Kingston and a passenger done before.”
slammed into a bridge that That “day one” that “The 9 P.M. (Doors 8 p.m.)
serves as the only gateway be- King of Crunk” referred to took
tween an exclusive neighbor- place in Miami. Pitbull was
hood in South Florida and the
rest of the city. TMZ first noted
once “Mr. 305,” a Miami area
code. Now the rapper is the PAWN STARS
that the “Beautiful Girls” singer self-proclaimed, “Mr. World-
was in critical condition and wide,” and Jon doesn’t find that Gold & Silver Show
that officials do not believe a stretch the least bit. Saturday, July 30
alcohol was a factor. After re- “He’s just killin’ it, like this
ceiving treatment in the trauma new record he’s got with Ne-Yo 10 A.M. - 4 P.M.
unit, Kingston was moved to the (‘Give Me Everything’) is going
intensive care unit, where he to be a No. 1 worldwide
remained as of press time. smash,” the “Celebrity Appren-
Hattabaugh, who visited with tice” star predicted. “He’s amaz-
the artist and his family in Jack- ing. I got a lot of respect for
son Memorial Hospital, told him because if you interview
“The Ralphie Radio Show” him, he’ll tell you he learned a
via Twitter that paramedics are lot from me, he learned a lot
stabilizing the artist and that he from (Dr.) Luke. To be a good
has a recovery process ahead of artist and a good entrepreneur
him. and entertainer, you have to
The pastor also said on Twit- listen to other people and watch
ter that Kingston’s family is a and learn. That’s what he did.”
regular at his church, and that Like any good teacher, Jon
Sean is there from time to time. practices what he preaches: For
Kingston last joined “The RRS” most of the night at Ultra 88,
in September during my cov- the DJ played up-tempo pop
erage of arrivals at the 2010 and dance remixes, despite
MTV Video Music Awards. some of his most popular hits
The Jamaican-American singer falling in the hip-hop genre.
last toured on both legs of Jus- “I’m in a dance world,” he
tin Bieber’s “My World Tour.” admitted. “I DJ raves and shit
Kingston dropped his “King of all the time, so yeah, I do a lot
Kingz” mixtape in February. of different stuff.”
Heck, he even grants in-
DRUNK LIL JON terviews after a night of DJing
ON PITBULL and drinking. Unfortunately, he
Just because Lil Jon is so was serious about that whole
drunk that he limits an inter- two question thing. W
view to two questions doesn’t
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M
ichael Buble knows a
thing or two about expec-
tations and pressure.
Going into his second CD,
2005’s “It’s Time,” Buble was
coming off of a 2003 self-titled
debut CD that sold some 3.5
million copies and had turned
him into the hottest of the “Great
American Songbook” singers.
But in the press, his success
was frequently being dismissed as
a fluke, and plenty of people were LAZY CAKES
predicting that the whole “Great
American Songbook” craze EAT BROWNIES, press regarding this, Lazy Cakes’
would soon fade into oblivion. SLEEP BETTER? CEO Terry Harris had told me
“It’s Time” became another When I got wind of Lazy this in an e-mail:
major hit, with a single, “Home,” Cakes, I knew I had to try them. “We created Lazy Cakes to
that topped Billboard’s Adult No, not because I’m lazy (I’m provide adults with a great-tast-
Contemporary chart. Since then, the exact opposite, actually!), but ing way to combat the stress
the singer’s career has done noth- because the cakes are billed as associated with our fast-paced
ing but gain momentum. The “the original relaxation brownie” lives. Ingredients include items
2007 CD, “Call Me Irresponsib- which is supposed to help you that anyone can purchase at any
le,” topped the Billboard album sleep, something I, a longtime health food or vitamin store …
chart and boasted another chart- Michael Buble will perform at Mohegan Sun Arena next insomniac, have a hard time While in-store placement of our
topping Adult Contemporary hit week. doing. product is the decision of each
in “Everything.” According to its press release, individual storeowner or manag-
Now his current CD, “Crazy point, he had released three self- “It’s really important for me to Lazy Cakes “are a dietary sup- er, we encourage stores to place
Love,” has become another multi- financed albums and had played write and hopefully write some- plement to aid adults who lead a these products alongside the
platinum blockbuster, notching clubs, dinner theaters and corpo- thing that can stand up next to stressful, energy drink-fueled energy shots or with other dietary
another No. 1 hit on Billboard’s rate events for nearly a decade some of the greatest songs of all lifestyle who want to wind down supplements that are also pro-
Adult Contemporary chart in with little to show for his efforts. time,” he said. “I just try to be as and relax.” To help customers do duced for adults. … We encour-
“Haven’t Met You Yet.” A deluxe But in 2000, a man named honest as I can and lyrically say so, the brownies use a blend of age parents to check the label
edition, featuring the hit single, Michael McSweeney, an assistant things that I would actually say.” herbal relaxation aids melatonin, before providing this or any
“Hollywood,” was released in to former Canadian Prime Minis- Buble said he has also been valerian root extract, rose hips product to their children.”
October. ter Brian Mulroney, happened to putting his share of work into his extract and passion flower. Lazy Cakes are sold in a three
So now that Buble has four hit see Buble sing at a corporate gig. live show, but he admitted it’s When I got my samples in the pack ($9.99), a 12 pack ($24.99)
studio albums in his catalog and After hearing one of Buble’s been tricky trying to strike the mail, I couldn’t wait to try them or three 12-pack cases ($69.99).
has proven himself to be a genu- self-released CDs, the Mulroneys balance he wants in the shows. before bed that night. With its Visit mylazycakes.com for info.
ine arena-headlining star, is the asked the singer to perform at “Obviously, the production is serving size half of the small
pressure off? Hardly, although their daughter’s wedding. going to be a lot bigger,” Buble brownie, I wondered if it would SANDS GOES
Buble said it’s a different sort of That’s where a family friend, said, noting he wanted the show even make an impact, but I ate BAM! — AGAIN
feeling now. David Foster saw Buble. Foster, to be “bombastic and grandiose,” my serving nonetheless. It had a Emeril’s Italian Table will
“I think I’m more confident in famous for producing the likes of but also intimate. nice chocolate taste that was open Saturday, June 4 at Sands
what I’m doing,” Buble said Celine Dion and Whitney Hous- “A good entertainer should be slightly dry and within a few Casino Resort (77 Sands Blvd.,
during a recent press conference ton, took Buble under his wing able to get up there with a chair minutes, I did feel awash in a Bethlehem).
call. “But the truth is I have to and paved the way for Buble to and a balloon and entertain peo- calm and cuddly feeling. Within The restaurant will feature
believe that you’re only as good sign with Reprise Records, and ple,” Buble said. “So I don’t want half an hour or so, I was asleep. some of Executive Chef/Pro-
as your last record, especially in the rest is history. to overdo the production. I want While I didn’t sleep through the prietor Emeril Lagasse’s Italian
this business now. It’s a volatile Known primarily as an inter- to make sure it’s still a show that night (as is my custom,) I did fall staples like antipasti, cured
business, and it’s harder than ever preter — not only of “Great has heart and a show that still back asleep quickly. meats, wood-burning oven pizzas
to sell records. I just don’t think American Songbook” material touches people. I don’t want it to Lazy Cakes, which are avail- and more.
you can pat yourself on the back spanning roughly 1930-1960, but be too over the top, and I don’t able online and in some conve- Lagasse’s first restaurant at the
too much. While I appreciate the of more contemporary pop songs want it to be all fireworks and nience stores, have been gaining casino, Emeril’s Chop House,
moment and I smell the roses, as well — Buble’s greatest suc- explosions. I want there to be popularity — and notoriety late- opened in May 2009; his Burg-
each time out I put pressure on cess has come with songs he authenticity.” W ly, mostly because some people ers and More opened in Novem-
myself that it’s got to be better.” wrote himself. “Haven’t Met You feel the cartoon brownie on the ber of that year.
Perhaps Buble is sensitive Yet” is one of two Buble originals logo is marketed toward children, Emeril’s Italian Table will be
about the potential ephemeral on “Crazy Love,” and “Home” Michael Buble, Wed., June 8, 8 despite a warning on the label open daily from 11 a.m.-11 p.m.
nature of success because his and “Everything” were also songs p.m., Mohegan Sun Arena (255 stating the brownies are for For more info, visit pasands.com/
popularity didn’t come quickly or he co-wrote. Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes- adults only. A quick Google dining. W
easily. The singer said he takes the Barre Twp.) $61.20-$103.65, via search shows many cities across
In fact, by the late 1990s the challenge of writing his own box office, Ticketmaster. Info: the country looking into an out- Send your food and drink
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native of Burnaby, British Colum- songs very seriously, often spend- michaelbuble.com, mohegansu- right ban of the product. news to
bia was on the verge of giving up ing six months or more before narenapa.com To counter some of the recent nmascali@theweekender.com
his musical ambitions. At that feeling a song passes muster. or call 570.831.7322.
theater listings
to the Weekender hannock, 570.996.1500, (5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuango- combination will be taught for
www.dietrichtheater.com) la, 570.208.7679, grovetick- you to perform. For more info,
call Lee LaChette at
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• Shakespeare in the Park ets@verizon.com, www.nuango-
“Hamlet:” June 25, 7 p.m., free, la-grove.com) 570.991.1817.
in Tunkhannock’s Riverside Park • “Crimes of the Heart:” June
with Gamut Theatre group. Bring 3-4, 10-11, 8 p.m., June 5, 12, 3
blanket/lawn chairs. p.m. This Pulitzer prize-winning Pocono Shakes
HER TO ADVERTISE Scranton, www.electrictheatre- husband. For ticket info, reserva- (526 Main St, Stroudsburg). This
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participation workshops taught
970.7321
• “Fixing Joe:” June 17-18,
8 p.m., benefit tickets: $25/ by experienced Shakespearean
general, $20/seniors, $15/ actors with a great sense of
students. Laugh with Joe humor. The adults-only work-
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naughty side. It uses R-rated
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6-8:30 p.m. Call backs and cast-
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SA TU R D A Y Incense, Posters, Stickers, Fille Mal Gardee and Sleeping Oct. 7-23, 3 weekends, 9 per- Sherman Theatre
Tye Dyes, Detoxifiers Beauty. The second act of the formances. Rehearsals begin (524 Main St., Stroudsburg,
O L D IE S KA R A O KE Wiccan Supplies show will feature the LMSD after July 4 and run till the open- 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
POETIC the Wounded:” through July 17, • Post Industrial Iron: A Cast Iron/
downstairs in Gallery One. Forged Iron Exhibition: June 2-24,
Anthology Books (515 Center reception June 3, 6-8 p.m. Juried by
St., Scranton, above Outrageous, Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran- Vaughn Randall of Suni Cortland.
570.341.1443, scrantholo- klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, • Annual student art exhibit: June
gy@gmail.com) All events free, ext. 217) 25, 6-8 p.m. Features original works
unless otherwise noted. • Socrates Café Discussion Group: by the students of artist/art educa-
❏ Writing Groups June 9, 6:30-8 p.m. tor Virginia P. Sosik in oil, watercolor
• Open writers group: Sat., noon led • Annual Book Sale: June 18, 20-25. and more. Free and open to the
by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. public.
Bring piece of original writing to Paper Kite Books (443 Main
discuss and critique. Street, Kingston, paperkitepress.com) Artspace Gallery (221 Center St.,
• Poetry Reading: June 3, 7 p.m., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737)
Barnes & Noble Booksellers featuring Mischelle Anthony and her Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m.,
(Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, new collection of poetry, "[Line]," Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment.
570.829.4210) followed by a Limited Open Mic. • “Us and them:” through July 10,
❏ Signings: art by Ken Connor and Dean Dorman.
• Ellyn Ramich, author of “411:” June Starbucks (2030 Wilkes-Barre Artist reception June 4, 5-8 p.m.,
11, 2-6 p.m. Twp. Marketplace, 570.824.3735) free to the public.
❏ Tues. Night Original Music Series:
Barnes & Noble Wilkes- • Kriki: June 14, 21, 7-9 p.m. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lacka-
King’s Booksellers (7 S. Main wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815)
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) Tribute Books events (291 West Gallery summer hours: Tues.-Fri., 10
❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30 St., Eynon, 570.876.2416) a.m-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m., or by
p.m. • “Fire Men: Stories from Three appointment.
• “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club Generations of a Firefighting Family” • Five from the American Watercol-
about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:30- by Gary R. Ryman Book Signing, June or Society: June 3-July 28. Will show-
7:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore. 24, 6-9 p.m., Tiffany’s Tap & Grill (291 case the works of 5 of its members.
Costumes encouraged, not required. Main Street, Eynon), 570.876.0710.
Opening reception June 3, 6-8 p.m.,
❏ Children’s Events: gallery talk at 7 p.m.
• Young Readers Monthly Activity West Pittston Library (200
Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org,
570.654.9847) The Butternut Gallery &
Ages 8-12. Second Story Books (204
• American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m.
Free. Features an informal discussion Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose)
first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. • “focus-exploring our regional
• Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 of member-selected books.
• Weekly story time for children: sense of place:” third annual juried
a.m.-noon. exhibit of paintings, photographs and
Fri., 1 p.m. Free.
three-dimensional pieces by area
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga artists, through June 4 during regu-
St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) lar gallery hours: Thu.-Sat., 11a.m.-5
• Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30 VISUAL p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. All proceeds
p.m. The group celebrates all differ- go to the Montrose Library & Hospi-
ent types of writing styles and for- AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna tal Building Fund.
mats. Join anytime. Admission free. Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or
Call to register. Artistsforart.com) Camerawork Gallery (Down-
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber- • Life Drawing sessions: every Tues., Building, 515 Center St., Scranton,
ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, 7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, 561.7817. 570.510.5028. www.camerawork-
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• “With Bullets Singing All Around GA, $2 student. lery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.;
Me:” through July 17, Maslow Gallery Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
suite on the 2nd floor. Regional • “Terra Emota:” June 3-29. Opening
stories of the Civil War.
reception June 3, 6-8:30 p.m. Pho-
• “Medics in Action: Caring for
tographs by Chip Forelli.
www.everhart-museum.org)
SEE SPEAK & SEE, PAGE 42
Tips
even a map.
Thrifting
do something a little differ-
ent, find a faded denim
jacket and hack the sleeves
outside
off to make an instant denim
vest that you can add studs,
patches or whatever else you
the box
want to it.
The most important thing
to keep in mind is not to
look at anything as a one-
dimensional item of clothing
T
hrift shopping is a — they are now opportuni-
frustrating activity that ties waiting to be anything
involves a lot more you want to make them. Get
patience and determination creative, and think outside
than when someone shops at the box, or you’ll end up
any regular department store. frustrated and empty-handed.
Yet the rewards, not to men- Thrift stores are like the
tion the prices, make it end of the clothing circle of
worthwhile. In fact, the com- life filled with clothing that
plete disorderly process of it had once been someone’s
is why I love it so much. favorite wardrobe piece and
It’s like treasure hunting now is cast aside and col-
without any direction or lecting dust. I like to think
even a map. You’re com- that when I shop in one I’m
pletely on your own to stum- breathing new life into for-
ble upon just the thing your gotten old pieces that some-
wardrobe has been missing one had once cherished. W
or that one-of-a-kind vintage
jewel. Larksville native Janelle
If you are one of those Engle will attend The Art
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SOPHISTICATS
Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5
p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m.
• Exhibit by Pringle native Steve
Poleskie: through June 19.
• “The Mary Wilson Supremes Col-
lection:” July 23-Oct. 17, featuring the
gowns of Mary Wilson, a founding
member of The Supremes, in con-
junction with Wilson’s Under the
Stars Summer Arts Festival perform-
SHANE GIBBONS IS A SOPHISTICAT...
ance July 23. Open reception July 22,
Admission $5 adults; $3 5-8 p.m., features Q&A with Wilson.
students/seniors; $2 children 6-12; $40 limited tickets available, $360
“Supreme Experience’’ includes
Look for Shane out and about hitting up the NEPA nightlife.
Everhart Museum members free.
WEEKENDER SOPHISTICATS.
Gallery at the Pocono Com- pect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/
munity Theater (88 S. Courtland schulmangallery, 570.740.0727)
St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m.
• Annual Student Show: through
poconocommunitytheater.org)
• “The Flower Show:” through June July 1. Exhibit of graphics, paintings, Look for your photos in the Weekender and theweekender.com.
26. photography, computer graphics and
portfolios by students of LCCC art
Junior League of Scranton dept.
• “KnowMe: Positive Expressions • Pink Ribbon Exhibit: July 8-Aug 6.
Through Art:” June 3, at First Friday Artwork by area artists with dona-
Scranton at Urban Vibes, Spruce tion to Breast Cancer Awareness.
Street.
Sordoni Art Gallery at
Mahady Gallery (Marywood Wilkes University (150 S. River
University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary- St., Stark Learning Center)
wood.edu/galleries.) Gallery summer hours: Fri., Sun.,
Gallery hours: Monday through noon-4:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Friday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. • “Near and Far: Landscapes from
• “Graduate Exhibition:” through the Sordoni Art Gallery Permanent
June 17. In gallery and Main Lobby, Collection:” June 10-Aug. 7. Features
Shields Center for Visual Arts. Free favorites from the permanent collec-
and open to the public during gallery tion ranging widely in period, subject
hours. matter and medium.
weekender
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery
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puzzles
570.868.GOLF (4653) or emaild- The Fisher House. Call Nina Waskev- tions, horseshoe tournament, exhib-
ACROSS DOWN
1 Every last bit 1 Matterhorn, e.g.
last week 4 Marine of old TV 2 Place to graze
8 Instances of wordplay 3 Disappointments
12 Shelter 4 Immediate
13 Picnic spoiler 5 Deviate off course
14 On 6 “The View” alumna
15 TSA checks Lisa
17 Eastern princess 7 Follow
18 Poorly lit 8 Carrot cousin
19 Action-movie sound 9 Hexagonal state
21 Boutique, perhaps 10 Admonition to
24 Quite some time Nanette
25 In what way? 11 Skewer
26 Bill 16 Party bowlful
28 Marionette parts 20 Present
32 “- It Romantic?” 21 Actor LaBoeuf
34 Mojito ingredient 22 Stockings
36 Green stroke 23 Listener
37 Man of morals? 27 Clear the tables
39 America’s uncle 29 Massages
41 Chesapeake, e.g. 30 List-ending abbr.
42 Actor Stephen 31 Eyelid woe
44 Tease 33 Bullring VIPs
46 Bring charges 35 Fellow
against 38 Shooter ammo
50 Long - 40 Jamie-Lynn’s
51 Back “Sopranos” role
52 Square dances 43 Was sore
56 Approximately 45 Id counterpart
57 Mark replacement 46 Press
58 Zero 47 Simple
59 Loch - Monster 48 Go by
60 Sketch 49 Session with a shrink
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Ride of
the Week sorry mom & dad
By Justin Brown
By Michael Golubiewski Weekender Correspondent
Special to the Weekender
The intern
wears Prada
“
Do you know who your
new internship supervisor
is yet?” my friend Chel-
sey asked as we were ap-
proaching the E! Entertain-
ment building. Chelsey was
an intern for another depart-
ment at E!, and we became
fast friends after meeting at a
luncheon, where we discov-
ered we were both from Penn-
sylvania.
“No clue,” I answered.
It was two months into my
2002
internship, and my supervisor
was leaving because she got a
job as an assistant to Tina
Fey’s talent manager. All of Today’s fellow intern
the interns at “True Holly- could be tomorrow’s boss
wood Story” were upset she from hell …
was about to leave and were
not looking forward to having tweak. As all of the interns
a new boss. carried our resumes in our
“Ohmigod!” Chelsey shout- backpacks, Kristen felt it
ed as we were crossing the necessary to buy a new brief-
TOYOTA CELICA GT
street. “Look at Kristen! case for the document.
She’s holding a briefcase.” Later that day, while all of
Kristen was a girl that in- the interns were sharing our
Owner:
delivering the 5 o’clock news. feel comfortable with you
“Why would she need a looking at my resume,” she
briefcase?” demanded Chel- barked in the same tone as if
sey. she were reporting a tragic
Art Gialanella of Kingston “She needs something to
carry that stick she always
car accident.
“You’re from Minnesota,” I
has up her ass,” I said. told her. “What do you have
The fact of the matter was to be so stuck up about?”
“When I first purchased the Celica two years ago, I wasn’t that it was very odd for her She wouldn’t look at me for
really into cars,” Gialanella says. “I was just looking for to be carrying a briefcase as the rest of the day, which was
something convenient to get around in.” an intern. The executive pro- no punishment in my eyes.
ducer of the show we in- The next day our supervisor
As time progressed, though, the car sparked his interest terned for didn’t even carry a gathered all of the interns
and modifying it became a project for him and his friend, briefcase! together.
Tom. So far the two have altered everything from the painted That day we were supposed “As you know I’m leaving
to bring in our resumes for next week,” our supervisor
engine block and underglow lighting that pulses to music and our supervisor to help us explained. “I just wanted to
LEDGlow underbody kit and LEDGlow Low interior lighting tell everyone that your new
and a custom interior dash. Gialanella says that while the “You’re from supervisor, the person taking
my place, is Kristen!”
Celica may not be the fastest car around, “it definitely turns Minnesota,” I told her. Oh, shit! W
some heads.” W “What do you have to be
Follow Justin on Twitter
so stuck up about?”
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check out Facebook.com/
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 43 anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to $40/week. glass pieces. Call to register. r.org.
933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa. • Crazy Commercials: June 20-24, 10 ❏ Special Events:
sellers will sell their hand-made and 18643) a.m.-12:30 p.m., ages 9-14, $60. Stu- • Grand Canyon of Pa. Bus Trip: June Joseph W. Hall Memorial
vintage goods and be actively mak- • Brooklyn: June 26, includes Brook- dents will create crazy products and 2, leave 7:45 a.m., return about 7 Auxiliary to the Clarks Sum-
ing crafts. Free and open to the lyn Flea Market, Park Slope, Canal commercials to sell them. p.m., $100, space limited, call to mit Fire Company
public. Guests will be able to make Street, Little Italy. • Quilting for Kids: Wed. through register. • 4th Annual Flea Market and Craft
and take crafts and shop for in- July 20, 3:30-5 p.m., ages 6+, $6/ • Songs & Games for Tots: June 18, show: June 4, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. (rain or
teresting and unique items. Please Cooper’s Jimmy Buffet & class; children learn early American July 16, 11 a.m., free. A fast-paced shine), Clarks Summit Fire House (321
visit meetup.com/etsy/Scranton-PA the Coral Reefer Band Bus quilting techniques. musical experience. Call to register. Bedford Street, Clarks Summit). For
for more info. Trip June 23, concert in Camden, ❏ Intergenerational Classes: • Bridal Bliss: A Runway Retro- more info, and vendors seeking
$145 includes party at Cooper’s • Open Studio: Painting, Drawing & spective Show: June 26, 1 p.m., $40 reservations, call 570.586.5645.
3rd Annual Grace Episcopal Cabana June 18 w/free food & drink Pottery: June 7, 14, 28, 7-8:30 p.m., advance, $45 door, if available. Call
Golf Tournament June 6, 1 p.m., specials, round trip Motor Coach, 13+, $50/four classes, $15/class. Call to to reserve, benefits Dietrich Theater. Lackawanna College events:
Sand Springs Country Club (10 Club- lawn seat ticket and pre-concert register. Showcases historical evolution of ❏ Environmental Institute events:
house Drive, Drums), $80/golfer, tailgate party. To book call • Quilting: Wed. through July 20, bridal attire featuring local models (Rt. 435, Covington Twp.,
dinner, $35 dinner only. Call 570.706.8687, mention promo code 6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn early and gowns from Wyoming and near- 570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu)
570.287.8440 for info. Cooper’s Seafood. American quilting techniques to by counties. Dessert provided. • Feather Art: through June 2, free
∝ make double pinwheel quilt. All • Everhart Museum Bus Trip: July 9, with local artist Allen Crothamel.
4th Annual Forest Hill Cem- Dallas Baptist Church (Memo- materials provided, call to register. departs from Dietrich 9:30 a.m., • Natural Wonders: every other
etery Tour June 5, 12, 1 p.m., Forest rial Highway, Dallas, 570.639.5099, ❏ Adult Classes: returns 2 p.m., $10/person. Box lunch Thurs. through June 2, 1-2:30 p.m.,
Hill Cemetery (1830 Jefferson Ave., office@dallasbaptistchurch.org) • Decorative Painting: June 15, 22, included. Pre-registration required. ages 3-5, cost $40/6-class series.
Dunmore). Celebrating the 150th • Free car wash, June 5, noon-3 p.m. 29, noon-3 p.m., 16+, $20/class + cost Pre-registration required.
anniversary of Scranton’s local A suggested donation of $5 is greatly of painting surface. Pre-registration Downtown Arts at Arts
connection to the Civil War. Free and appreciated. Any donations collected required, call to sign up. YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Luzerne County Down Syn-
open to the public, bring chairs/ will go into a fund to help defray • Pottery and Sculpture: June 6, 13, Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art- drome Network
blankets. costs for a missions trip to Nic- 27, July 11, 7-8:30 p.m., $60. all materi- syouniverse.com) • Family Fun Day: June 5, lunch and
aragua. als provided, all levels of experience. • “Charlotte’s Web,” an original tickets given noon, Pavilion V. $6/
Breakfast Buffet, Chinese Call to register. children’s ballet performed by Dance person, individuals with Down syn-
Auction June 12, 8 a.m.-noon, Pond Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga • Spanish for Beginners: Wed., Theatre of Wilkes-Barre: June 5, 1 drome and children ages 4 and under
Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. (344 Pond Hill Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, through June 8, 7-8 p.m., $50. Learn p.m., $10. Call 905.7308 for info. are free. Each person receives meal
Mountain Rd., Wapwallopen). $7/ www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar basic Spanish phrases/vocabulary. and $5 worth of ride tickets. For
adults, $3.50/children ages 5-12. of events: Call to register. Heritage Explorer Bike Tour more info contact Cindy Taylor at
Take-outs available. Call ❏ Kids Classes: • Photography for Beginners: June and Festival June 18, Mellow Park 570.826.6128.
570.379.2204 for info. • Acting Camp for Kids: Camp 1: June 13, 20, 7-9 p.m., June 11, 1-3 p.m., 16+, (Peckville). Volunteers needed. Spon-
20-24, 10:30 a.m.-noon, ages 7-12, $75. sorship and vendor deadline June 4. Monroe County Garden Club
Cameo House Bus Tours $60/week. Camp 2: June 20-24, 2-3 • Introduction to stained glass: June Registration fees vary. For more info
(Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420, p.m., July 25-29, 2-3:30 p.m., ages 4-6, 13, 6-9 p.m., 16+, $60. Create stained or to sign up, visit heritageexplore- SEE AGENDA, PAGE 48
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
EKALVIDYALAYAFOUNDATIONOFUSA
Proudly presents
Annual GetTogether & Fund Raising
Music Concert by Nirupama Dey & Manoj Mishra
Sunday, June 5 • 3pm-7pm • First Presbyterian Church
97 South Franklin Street, Wilkes-Barre (use YMCA parking)
Please support the largest non-government $20 per person, $35 - V.I.P (first two
rows only)
movement in India to provide holistic develop- Refreshments provided
ment of rural and remote tribal villages of India For tickets please contact:
through functional education comprising of • Sue Gajula 570-696-5136
literacy, basic health and hygiene, econonimc • Neela Patel 570-696-0976
development and social empowerment. Help • Mona Pande 570-406-0231
us reach our goal! • Ratnamala Reddy 570-868-5847
• Nirmala Nirmul 570-474-0192
291161
Who is...
Bobby Soper,
Shavertown
B
obby Soper: Father,
husband and head
of one of the most
successful businesses
in Northeastern
Pennsylvania. As
president of Mohegan
Sun at Pocono Downs,
Bobby has been a
key player in bringing entertainment to an
entirely new level. But his level of commitment
surpasses the walls of the casino. Bobby
sits on the board of directors for nine local
organizations and is an active volunteer for
multiple agencies.
Occupation: President, Mohegan Sun at
Pocono Downs
Hobbies: Listening to ’80s music, lying on
the beach, riding roller coasters.
Favorite quote: “Luck is what happens
when preparation meets opportunity.”
Claim to fame: I always go “all-in” on my
last hand when playing blackjack.
Favorite childhood game: Monopoly.
One thing most people don’t know
about me: I can swim under water for more
than 60 seconds.
One thing I’ve always wanted to do:
Travel to the Far East, especially Macau, China.
Community involvement: Board of
Directors of the Wilkes-Barre Chamber of
Commerce, Vice Chairman of the Greater
Wilkes-Barre Chamber of Business and
Industry, Chairman of United Way of Wyoming
Valley, Board of Trustees of Misericordia
University, Board of Directors for WVIA
Public Broadcasting, Treasurer of the Northeast
Regional Cancer Institute, Board of Directors
and Vice President of the Scranton Chamber
of Commerce, Vice Chairman of Scranton
...
Tomorrow, Board of Directors of Volunteer
in Medicine and Board of Directors of the
Northeast Pennsylvania Technology Alliance.
President
Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs
PHOTOGRAPH BY RACHEL A. PUGH
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 45 Pocono Mountain Events Shortcake, beverage, donation $5, Brodheadsville). All proceeds go • Nature in Your Neighborhood:
• Spring Greek Festival: June 2-5, 11 additional menu of wimpies hot dogs, toward housing, feeding and veter- June 22, Wilkes-Barre.
• Wine tasting with food pairing and a.m.-10 p.m., Thur.-Sat., The Holy salads available. For tickets, call inary expenses for the dogs and cats
tour of Mountain View Vineyards: Cross Greek Orthodox Church. Activ- 570.654.4948 or 570.654.1849. in the sanctuary and in foster care.
June 10, 1-3 p.m., Mountain View ities include a petting zoo on Thur. To help or volunteer, e-mail in- HISTORY
Vineyards (1220 Neola Rd., Strouds- and pony rides on Sun. afternoon, United Methodist Church fo@waggintailsrescue.com or call
burg). $5/person. For info call Greek music daily. Free admission. (495 Main St., Gouldsboro, 570.992.4185. Eckley Miner’s Village (located
570.420.0283. • Pocono XT ERRA: Hickory Run 570.842.7139) nine miles east of Hazleton, just off
State Park Trail Run: June 4, 10 a.m., •Chicken Barbecue, June 4, 1-7 p.m., Waverly Community House Route 940; 570.636.2070; www.eck-
Mountaintop Hose Co. No. 1 The Worthington Third race in the $9, Take-outs only. For info, call Ted (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, leyminers.org)
• Annual Rabies Clinic: June 4, 1-3 Xterra Pocono Series. The course at 570.842.8738, Gary at 570.842.6106 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) • Patch Town Days: June 18-19, 10
p.m., Woodlawn Ave. & Lehigh St., just covers over seven miles of trail and or Richard at 570.676.4090. events: a.m.-5 p.m. Three historic plays will
over the top of the Mountain on Rte. paths. Anyone can enter this race, • Playground Project Fundraiser: be presented, along with a demon-
309. $8/inoculation, dogs and cats $20/by mail, $25/day of event. Regis- Unity: A Center for Spiritual June 7, 5:30 p.m., State Street Grill, stration of period lawn furniture,
welcome. tration is required. Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes- $25/person (must be 21). Outdoor European Treasures and more.
• Introduction to Birding: June 5, 9 Barre, 570.824.7722) grill, wine, beer.
Myasthenia Gravis Founda- a.m.-11 a.m. Enjoy a short hike with a • A Course in Miracles: Wed. eve- Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry
tion of America North knowledge guide who will teach the nings, 6:30 p.m. Y Walk Wednesdays A series of St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.ever-
American Chapter meeting, basics of birding, free of charge. • Healing Circle: Meets 4th Sun. of guided evening walks that feature hart-museum.org)
June 4, 11 a.m., Community Room, • Scenic Sunday Rail/Trail Biking every month, 6-8 p.m. downtown neighborhoods, history, • Early Explorers: Mon. through
Charles Luger Outpatient Center, Adventures: June 5, $31.50/person. • No Less Than Greatness: Wed. architecture, wildlife and new devel- June, 1-1:45 p.m. Bird Gallery. Museum-
Allied Services (475 Morgan Highway, Receive a 10% discount on a super- through June 8, 3-4:30 p.m. and 6:30 opment in the cities of Wilkes-Barre based whole-child learning in litera-
Scranton, 570.348.1407). scenic Lehigh Gorge mountain bike to 8:00 p.m. 4-week class based on and Hazleton. All begin promptly at 6 ture, the arts and natural sciences.
trip. Bike, helmet and bottled water book by Mary Manin Morrissey, free p.m. leaving from the lobby of the Free and suitable for pre-K children,
The Osterhout Free Library included. Reservations recommend- love offering will be received. YMCAs in either city, about 90 min- age 3-5. Pre-registration is required,
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes- ed. utes. In case of rain, walk will be the groups welcome.
Barre, www.osterhout.info, Viewmont Mall (Scranton, same time the following day. For • Community Day at the Everhart:
570.823.0156, ext. 217) St. Michael’s Ukrainian Or- 570.346.9182, www.shopviewmont- more info, contact Wilkes-Barre June 5, 1-4:30 p.m., included in the
• ESL Class: June 2, 9, 10-11:30 a.m. thodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., mall.com) events: YMCA, 570.823.2191 or Hazleton YMCA, cost of regular museum admission,
• Worldwide Knit in Public Day: June Scranton, 570.343.7165) • Craft Show: June 1-5. Handmade 570.455.2046: reservations not required. Focuses
11, 10:30 a.m.-noon, bring yarn and • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5 crafts, jewelry, art and gifts. The • Nesbitt Park Walk What’s Bloom- on Civil War era crafts, music, and
knitting needles, light refreshments p.m. event will be held during mall hours ing: June 8, Wilkes-Barre. pastimes, including period attire,
provided. throughout the property. • Houses of Worship Walk: June 8, book signings and more.
• Knitting & Crocheting Group: June St. Peter’s Lutheran Church Hazleton.
11, 25, 10:30 a.m.-noon, bring yarn and (100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown) Waggin’ Tails Pet Rescue • Keeping the Susquehanna Out of Lackawanna Historical So-
2 needles. All ages, beginners wel- • Strawberry Social: June 15, 4:30- Bake Sale June 23, 4-8 p.m., Our Living Rooms: June 15, Wilkes-
come. 6:30 p.m., take-outs 4-4:30 p.m. Kinsley’s Shop Rite (Route 209, Barre. SEE AGENDA, PAGE 51
“A guilty conscience
By Shane Gibbons
Weekender Intern needs to confess. A work
of art is a confession.”
- Albert Camus
Anita Josh
Jensen Mogish
Indie Rock
Renee
Russo
Justin
Bowen
Classic Rock
Artists:
Send us an image of your art to:
Pop
weekender@theweekender.com
subject line: Art of the Week.
Include your name, where people can see more of your art (ex.
website or upcoming show), the type of artist you are and the
title of your featured art.
Look What
You Missed
Mayday Kick Off Party, OTC
Photos by: Michael Golubiewski
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car and bike
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011
Disorganized Individual
Scooterists
• Scooter Rally: July 8-10, Moyers
Grove Campground (Wapwallopen),
camping, ride to Knoebels Sat. All
admission must be prepaid. Contact
Carl Marsh at 570.239.9985 or karl-
marsh@gmail.com for more info.
JASPER
2nd Annual Ride for Lisa info call Bill at 570.457.7665.
Motorcycle Ride & Picnic The Villa Capri Cruisers (101
June 25, registration 9-11 a.m., leaves Classic Cars and Critters Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014,
Jefferson Park 11 a.m. Riders and/or Festival June 11, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Lazy www.villacapricruisers.com)
passengers/$10 each, includes food,
beverages. Picnic 12:30-5 p.m., $10/
Brook Park (Route 6 east of Tunk-
hannock), rain or shine. Antique,
• Cruise Night: 3rd Fri. through
Sept., 6 p.m., all vehicles welcome.
Double-mane Lionhead rabbit
person. Entertainment by Far in
Between, Mr. Echo & more. All pro-
classic, and custom car show, live
music, live animals, baked goods,
• Cruise Night: 2nd Sun. through
Sept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, Owner:
ceeds benefit the family of Lisa
Rondomanski-Knowles. For more
crafts, silent auction. Advance tickets
are $4/adult, $2/child and can be
Dickson City), all vehicles welcome.
• Father’s Day Car Show: June 19,
Leesa Williams of West Hazleton
info, tickets, sponsors, donations or purchased by calling Jennifer at 8:30 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton.
to pre-register, e-mail rideforli- 570.851.7808. Day-of, $5/adult, $3/ NSRA Safety Inspection available. Enter your pet for Weekender’s
sa2010@yahoo.com or call child, under 3, free. $10 registration
570.237.2257. fee for each car to participate. Wyoming Valley Motorcycle PET OF THE WEEK
Proceeds benefit the Endless Moun- Club (570.598.WVMC) by sending photo, pet’s name, breed
2nd Annual Rocker’s Roll tains Nature Center. • SPCA Run: June 12, registration at
July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Tomato SPCA, Plains Twp. if applicable, owner’s name and
Festival grounds in Pittston. Features Coal Cracker Cruisers hometown to:
cafe racers, mods, rockers, vintage (570.876.4034) E-mail your event to
and classic motorcycles, music, • Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt. weekender@theweekender.com weekender@theweekender.com
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contests, more. People’ Choice 6 Carbondale, 1st Fri., 6-9 p.m., food, or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline subject line: Pet of the Week
267585
Awards for favorite motorcycles, music, door prizes, trophies. for publication: Monday at 2
best rocker leather, favorite pin-up p.m. two weeks prior to event.
show us some skin vote
2 4
for their favorite, and the
winner receives a $75
gift certificate to Marc’s
Tattooing. Must be 18 to
participate
1 3
The 3rd annual Jimmy Buffet party
RAIN OR SHINE
FEATURING
THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED
Abe’s Hot Dogs
By Caeriel Crestin
Weekender Correspondent
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) and truly let them off the hook, work
You deserve to treat yourself! You through whatever feelings you may still
earned all that you’ve got coming to you, have, and move on, so they can, too. If you
at least in theory. If I were you, though, I’d MORGAN FREEMAN can’t do that, get the hell out of the way.
wait to celebrate until your plans have June 1 1937 You’re allowed to have your feelings, of
actually come to fruition. There’s no better JUSTIN LONG course, but you’re not allowed to keep
way to jinx something than by making a June 2 1978 inflicting them on others. That’s just not
big deal about it before it’s actually hap- ANDERSON COOPER fair, and this week your deadline is up.
pened. Go ahead and make a list of all the (pictured) Time to let go, or back off.
stuff you’re going to do once everything’s June 3 1967
come together — then be patient. It’ll ANGELINA JOLIE PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
almost certainly unfold as you’ve planned, June 4 1975 Sure, there’s a lot of bullshit out there.
but there’s no harm in waiting until it does PETE WENTZ But if we’re honest with ourselves, much
before you pop open the champagne. June 5 1979 of our own unhappiness is a direct result
HARVEY FIERSTEIN of our (largely unconscious) efforts to
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) June 6 1952 sabotage the situation, or see the negative
Even if you think your advice will fall ANNA KOURNIKOVA things we “want” to see. Frequently it’s
on deaf ears, or that your offer of assist- June 7 1981 just a matter of not being present; you
ance will be ignored, you shouldn’t with- don’t trust this new, (actually trustworthy)
hold them. Censoring yourself because of person because someone else burned you
the reaction you imagine isn’t helping in the past — consequently, you set up a
anyone, including yourself. You’re prob- whole lame cycle of distrust and suspicion
ably right about what’s going to happen — based on nothing but a memory involving
but you never really know until you try. someone else! That’s some unnecessary
This isn’t about your ego or potentially ed) it was. Remember, not everyone is as Hey, slut! I mean that affectionately. But misery right there. This week, you may
hurt feelings, it’s about someone who rational as you; this week’s events should let’s face it: By the time most Sagittarians have a few chances to undo or circumvent
needs something you’re able to, and drive that point home, hard. get around to settling down, they’ve been bad habits like these. Seize them.
should, offer them. Steel yourself for the around the block a few times. That’s no
rejection or negative reaction you’re dread- LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) big deal — or it shouldn’t be. It might ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
ing, then be kind enough to put yourself Surprisingly, lying to someone’s face “to prove to be a bit of an obstacle or source Many people have met friends, spouses,
out there anyway. be nice” is never a particularly good idea, of insecurity for a potential partner, and one-night lovers online. But living
yet people, particularly Libras, do it all the though. While it would be nice if they your life through a computer screen can
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) time. That’s not to say I expect you to could just chill out, forget about your get rather isolating, especially for you
It always comes back to the golden rule suddenly become confrontational and start respective pasts, and focus on the present, Rams. Get out of the house as much as
regarding treating others how you’d like to speaking your mind like one of those that’s easier said than done. This problem possible this week. Throw yourself into a
be treated. Your intentions are there, but crazy Leos. You don’t have to tell some- has a very simple solution, though: Make variety of activities interacting with many
it’s sometimes challenging for Lions to one you don’t like them. Just walk away, the extra effort to reassure them that all different people. This is about plunging
truly put themselves in someone else’s or keep things professional. What I want your vast experience has only served to into the unknown, getting some much-
shoes (in the moment, anyway), and really you to avoid doing is telling someone you help you figure out what it is you really needed adventure. Some of it might turn
follow through on this philosophy. Many like them when you really don’t, or similar want: them. out to be lame. That’s a risk. Some of it
times in the past, conflicts, misunder- lies. That’s just going to lead to messy hurt might be great, though. Regardless, you
standings, or just plain screw-ups have feelings all around. You don’t need to be CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) need a dose of real life, and a chance to
happened because you didn’t grasp where brutal; just be clear. As frustrating as it might be to have meet people face to face before you find
the other person was coming from until someone worrying about you needlessly, out their proclivities and measurements, or
long after the fact. Clearly, it’s something SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) the worst thing you could do is respond to reveal yours.
you could stand to work on. Luckily, this Your drive and focus are immense as- their concern with frustration or bitchi-
week you’ll have multiple opportunities to sets, but ironically they can stand in your ness. Remember, it’s only because they TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
practice, so stay present and pay attention. way when they’re pointed in the “wrong” care, and “care less” is not a request they While it’s OK to occasionally humor
direction; that is, at things that ought to be can honor. It’s nice to have people give a someone who sees the world in a distorted
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) lower priorities than some of the other shit about you. Their worries are of course way, and even try to help them, getting
The Rapture didn’t happen! I guess stuff you’ve got going on. In your single- unfounded and silly, but employing good- caught up in their delusions is a very bad
buying 2,000 billboards nationwide to minded drive to achieve these goals, you hearted humor will more successfully idea. Beware of buying into any part of
advertise the Second Coming is a way to let other, probably more important, tasks deflect their concerns or any potential their baggage this week. They may even
get a lot of attention, but not necessarily go uncompleted. This week, you need to follow-ups than a snappish comment ever demand it, but this is when keeping your
results. May 21 came and went, and Ha- reorder your priority list, and it’s not could. Next time someone annoys you Taurean feet firmly planted on solid
rold Camping’s sick prediction that 200 something you’re likely to be able to do with their good intentions, crack a joke ground will work to your advantage —
million true believers would ascend to well on your own. Enlist the aid of some- instead of biting off their head, okay? luckily, a strength of yours. Most people
heaven while the rest of us would suffer one wise who knows you well, and at least are reasonable and logical, but everyone
and die from earthquake and famine never mostly trust their advice. That’s not likely AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) has a blind spot or two. This week, helping
came true. Of course, most of us chuckled to be easy for you, because it’ll mean Let bygones be bygones. Once some- someone navigate out of theirs might be a
at the preposterous logic that led to his letting some stuff go that you’d rather not. one’s “done their time,” whatever that role that only you can play. W
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conclusion in the first place, but never Try anyway. means in this particular situation, contin-
forget that numerous people chose to uing to punish or penalize them in any To contact Caeriel send mail to
believe despite how ridiculous (and twist- SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) way is just plain cruel. It’s time to really sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
scooter girl
Scooters, get
good idea to have one here. All
the profits will go to charity.”
Marsh is currently working
with one that he just needs to
ready to rally
finalize the details with before
he announces it.
Barb won the grand prize When I met Marsh on Public
concert tickets from the Square, he was riding his 2005
Genuine Scooter Company
Weekender at the Grotto
O
K, so how many scooters on Saturday, there is a ride to Stella scooter. It is a bright
Pizza Deck Party, Harveys are in this area, really? Knoebels Amusement Resort in orange and has a quaint vintage
Lake last Saturday! Enough to hold a week- Elysburg. The ride out there feel about it. When I remarked
end-long rally? Well, Carl promises to be very beautiful; on the seat Carl told me that
Marsh thinks so. Not only does that area is my old stomping he made it. He also has a
he think so, but he’s gone grounds, so I can say that with tuned-up exhaust and that his
ahead and planned it. I had the confidence. scooter peaks out at 60 mph,
chance to speak to Marsh After spending a few hours which might not seem fast to a
about his ambitious plan out- at the park, the ride will depart big bike, but for a 150 cc en-
side Rodano’s in Wilkes-Barre for a dinner destination. Once gine, it’s quite good.
the other day. It was one of the safely back to the camp- Marsh wasn’t always a scoot-
few days it wasn’t raining, and grounds, there will be scooter er guy: He’s owned a Harley
Marsh gave me the facts about games, awards and raffles, plus and does still own a “crotch
the rally. It’s DIS Scooter Rally, traditional biker games like rocket” that he rides when he
the not a rally rally. slow ride and others. The entry wants to go faster than 60
The rally will be held Friday- price is $35, not bad for a mph.
Sunday, July 8-10 at Moyers weekend of camping, games So if you’re looking to do
Grove Campground in Wap- and fun. Oh, and you also get something post 4th of July,
wallopen. The event starts after a rally patch and shirt. check out the DIS Scooter
5 p.m. that Friday, and if you I asked Marsh what DIS Rally. You will have fun, meet
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get there before 7 p.m., you stood for, as it didn’t ring any new people and get to enjoy
can participate in a ride to a bells for me. the open road with your scoot-
local restaurant. After breakfast “It stands for Disorganized er. W
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 51 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members, $80/ ence. Specializing in opera/classical/
lesson also available. p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call non-members, $60/seniors, focuses musical theater. Hour and half hour
Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano, for info. on the individual, helping them to lessons. Student discounts available.
Vocals & Recording Lessons, GregWorks Professional • Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages develop their own personal style and Please call 824.5428 or visit www.ka-
Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music Center & Fitness Training (107 B Haines 5+. $30/month. technique working with the oil medi- trinalykes.com for info.
Recording Works, Hazleton. 12 in- Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs- um. Materials list provided.
structors available to teach songs, bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip- Dimensions In Dance les- ❏ Adult Classes Shaolin White Crane Fist
music theory, reading, song writing fitnesscamp.com) sons at Phoenix Theater Adult • Intermediate Watercolor: June (Wyoming)
technique and record engineering. • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., includes 6-27, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., $110/members, Teaching the traditional Chinese
For more information call 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. jazzercise and ballet boot camp. $120/non-members, $90/seniors, martial arts of Shaolin White Crane
570.454.6105. • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & Thurs., 6-8 p.m., includes jazzercise covers composition along with nu- Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style
8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group and tap. Kid classes: Wed., 5:30-8:30 merous other techniques. Materials Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, Shaui-
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry training and couples personal train- p.m., includes tap, ballet/hip hop, and list will be provided. jiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/
St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.ever- ing available. hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., in- • Transparent Watercolor Painting: week, first week free. Three levels of
hart-museum.org) • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses- cludes Fosse jazz. $10. Call Lee to June 7, 21, 28, 6-9 p.m., $80/members, training for ages 15+. Contact Master
• “Everybody’s Art” New Series of sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 register 991.1817. $90/non-members, $70/seniors, you Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898.
Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop for p.m. can utilize all your standard water-
members, $30 non-members. Pre- • Private/Semi-Private sessions Philip Hone Gallery (742 Main color paints and materials, however, Something Special: (23 West
registration required. available, e-mail for info. St., Honesdale, 570.253.5577) a list of transparent paints will be Walnut Street Kingston,
∝ ❏ Zentangles with Linda Cobb & needed to create the desired visual 570.540.6376, angiethear-
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber- Guitar & Bass Lessons avail- Linda Halvorsen, Please sign up effect. Materials list provided. tist@aol.com, www.angelademu-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) able from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek directly with Linda Cobb, fallsdal- • Basic Drawing: June 8-29, 6:30- roart.com)
• MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16 estudios@yahoo.com. Classes are a 8:30 p.m., $72/member, $80/non- • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car-
First visit free. Learn wrestling fun- per hour. All ages, all styles of music, fundraiser for PNH. member, $60/seniors, develop your tooning) Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Learn
damentals and basic Brazilian Jiu- beginner through advanced. Bring in • Zentangle 101: June 9, 6:30-8:30 basic drawing skills while learning the art of Japanese cartooning with
Jitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info. a CD and we’ll teach you the songs. p.m., $35 about light, form and composition. Angela DeMuro in comfortable, indi-
• Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: We teach: Music Theory, Ear Training, Materials list provided. vidualized environment. 4-week
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Reading, Song Writing, & Arranging. Pocono Arts Council (18 N. session, all supplies included: $60 per
Non-combative class. Develop Improvisational Skills. Create Seventh St., Stroudsburg. Private Voice Lessons Mon.- child. Call or e-mail to register.
• Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for Demos. Hands-on Workstation. Guitar 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper
info. & Amp Rental Packages. Gift Certif- ❏ Ongoing Adult Classes singing technique in downtown STAR Gallery, inside the Mall
icates. Now Offering Beginner Drum • Acrylic Painting: June 6, 13, 20, 27, Wilkes-Barre studio. Strengthen your at Steamtown
Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 Lessons. Call 570.788.4797 for info. 5:45-8:45 p.m., $72/members, $80/ breathing, range, and other vocal • Baby Footsteps In The Sand: Tues.,
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) non-members, $60/seniors, focuses issues during individualized one-on- 6-7 p.m., ages 5+. $15/class, some
Now accepting new students. Chil- Harris Conservatory for the on increasing fundamental painting one private lessons with a NYC born supplies included
dren (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, skills. Materials list provided. and trained classical soprano with a
p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) • Oil Painting: June 9, 16, 23, 30, degree in music and teaching experi- SEE AGENDA, PAGE 57
SUNDAY
Banko’s
Call 6-9
John Popko
West Nanticoke
Facebook.com/MrEchoBand
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 56
&CRITTERS
• First Steps of a Budding Artist:
Sat., 1:30-3:30 p.m., $25/class, some
supplies included.
The Escape
Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle- • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center
along with Pilates mat classes, stabil- ton.com) (Route 6, Tunkhannock)
ity ball core classes and more. Check • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorella
www.EMNConline.org p.m., Candy’s Place (Welles St., King- $10 per class. Inner Harmony Wellness
ston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month.
• Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Goddess Creations Shop & SEE AGENDA, PAGE 58
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 57 • Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Pri- p.m. www.pranayogadunmore.com) All able. Call or e-mail for info.
mary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga • Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.; classes taught in vinyasa flow and
Center (Mercy Hospital General Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m., Sat., 9 a.m. $5. geared for all levels of experience Reiki Level I Beginners Prac-
Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7 • Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., • Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with titioner Class June 25, 9 a.m.-2
Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.inner- p.m. Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m., Thurs., p.m., Wilkes-Barre Chiropractic &
harmonywellness.com, peterama- • Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Ad- register. 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/ Rehabilitation Inc (380 Old River
to@aol.com) vanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m. week, $65/month, two classes/week. Road, Wilkes Barre), $75. Reiki is a
• Meditation Technique Workshops: • Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or complementary and holistic healing
Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m. Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey- blakewhlr@yahoo.com for more info. modality to help with stress, illnesses
include goal setting/stress reduction, • Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series, fitnesscenter.com) • Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open and overall vitality. During the class,
more. Call for info/reservation. 10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.; • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 you will give and receive a full Reiki
Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series, 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. treatment and gain the knowledge
Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn the 6:15 p.m. a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., • Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Ad- and certification to be a Reiki First
self-defense system that combines • Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. vanced 7:30 p.m. Degree Practitioner. Includes manual,
different Korean Martial Arts such as Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m. • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: • Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./ certificate and ongoing support if
Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. • Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, you wish to become reiki master/
Lessons held at the Hapkido Taek- a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. teacher.
wondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty a.m. • Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced,
Fort). Cost is $40 per month. For Open Your Eyes To Dream (143 6 p.m. Serenity Wellness & Dance
more info, call 570.287.4290 or visit Maximum Health and Fit- W. Main St., Bloomsburg, • Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.; Center (135 Main St. Luzerne,
www.htkdi.com. ness (310 Market St., Kingston, 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) Intermediate, noon. 570.714.7934)
570.283.2804) ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or • Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-lit • Zumba: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30 & 6:30
Leverage Performance • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.; go online for current updates/cancel- Open Level, 6 p.m. p.m., Fri., 5 p.m., Sat., noon, Sun., 10
Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info. lations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com a.m. & 5 p.m., Tues./Thurs., 5:30 a.m.
Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.lever- • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, • Zumbatomic: Mon./Wed., 6:30 p.m.,
agetrainingstudio.com ) Meditation/Yoga classes at p.m. reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with Sat., noon.
• Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. Sue Yarnes: • Zumba Gold: Sat., 10 a.m., Sun., 11
Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 • Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our a.m.
p.m., free if member, $5 with mem- 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. locations or your home. Private • Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7:30
ber, $10 non-member each class, bring mat. Call Mats & props available. Student/ sessions for stress relief, pain man- p.m., Thurs., 6:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.
570.383.3223 for info. package discounts available. Bring agement, enhanced healing and • Hula Hoop class: Tues., 5:30 p.m.,
Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave., friend to first class, get two for price well-being and affordable classes Sat., 1 p.m.
Scranton, 570.604.0945) NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 of one. with each level completed in after- • Ballroom classes with Amy and
$9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited. Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) noon or two evenings. Hospital Andy: Tues., 7 p.m., with Luanne,
• Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga • Free week of Boot Camp for new Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler endorsed, training for professional
Fusion, 11 a.m. members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886, Usui Reiki teacher certification avail- SEE AGENDA, PAGE 60
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 58 Adventures in the Wilder- (Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friend-
ness (570-343-5144 or jane@hiking- sofsaltspringspark.org)
Tues., 7:30 p.m. jane.com) To register for classes, call
• Kickboxing: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Thurs., Greater Scranton YMCA outings (Y 570.833.4034
5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. members/$5, non-members/$8): • National Trail Day Hike: June 4, 10
• Tango: Sun., 6 p.m., • June 9, 9 a.m., Tobyhanna Lake-3 a.m.-noon. Explore some of the
• Tap: Sun., 6 p.m. miles easy. Lunch at Hazzards Rain- lesser known, but still stunning trails
• Belly dance: Mon., 5:15 p.m. tree. Meet in the YMCA lobby in in the park. Free.
• Group Reiki: Fri., 6 p.m. Dunmore. • Herbs from Mary Wheaton’s Home-
• Yoga: Mon., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. • June 12, 9:15 a.m. Keystone College stead Garden: 1850-1870: June 5, 2
• Ballet: Sat., 9 a.m. Trails (LaPlume)-4 miles moderate. p.m. Local herbalist shows us what
• Cabaret dance: Wed., 7:30 p.m. Meet in the YMCA parking lot in Mrs. Wheaton would have used for
• African dance: Sun., 11 a.m. Dunmore. cleaning, doctoring, cloth-making,
Other Outings and more. Free but we pass the hat.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703 • June 5, 9 a.m.-Wildflower Walk at
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) Lackawanna State Park. Learn the
• Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. spring wildflowers on the Lakeside SOCIAL GROUPS
$50/10 classes. Trail, free to the public. Meet at the
• Equipment classes on reformer Rowlands Road parking lot. Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./Fri 7
and tower: $150/10 classes. p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre),
Call studio for additional mat class/ National Trails Day Events: Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., Wilkes-
equipment class schedule, all classes • Hike the Mocanaqua Loop with the Barre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker
taught by certified instructors in Earth Conservancy: June 4, meet St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E.
Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy 9:45 a.m., leave by 10 a.m. Guided 3 Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m.
International. mile hike (or longer), easy to moder- (562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs.
ate, with a steep climb in the begin- 10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanti-
Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, ning. Wear appropriate shoes, bring coke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas),
570.451.1122) water. Call Jackie at 570.823.3445 for Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club,
• Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; more info. Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming
Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga • Hickory Run Celebrates National Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W.
Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 Trails Day: June 4, 3:30 p.m., meet in Washington St., Nanticoke). Call
classes. Park office. Moderate 3-mile nature 570.288.9892 for more info.
hike along the Ridge Trail, wear
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main comfortable hiking shoes, bring Food Addicts Anonymous
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, water, free and open to the public. Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul
570.290.7242) • Ricketts Glen Windwalker Hike: Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866)
• Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core June 4, 6:30 p.m. A walk through an Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m.
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
• Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga
Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio
old growth forest. Meet at the Adams
Falls parking lot off Rt. 118, in case of
rain, will be rescheduled to June 5, 2
Holistic Moms Network (wyo-
mingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560
LeeAnn
Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
• Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
p.m. For more info contact Judy
Adamic at 570.477.7780.
Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort,
570.466.1347)
• Holistic Pet Care: June 2, 5:15-7:30
Boyle
• Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 Nescopeck State Park (1137 p.m., Wyoming Seminary Lower Scranton
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Honey Hole Rd., Drums, School Library, 2nd floor (1560 Wyom-
• Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for 570.403.2006) All events free, unless ing Avenue, Forty Fort). Guest Speak-
registration details) noted otherwise. Reservations re- er is Dr. Bucha, Harvey’s Lake Veter-
• Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; quired. inary Clinic. Pets are important
Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. • Pa. Hiking Week: June 4, 10 a.m.- family members, and deserve a
• Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. noon, Creekside Loop Trail Hike. This holistic approach to their care as
year’s theme is Made With All Natural well, learn how to keep your pet well,
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ingredients. Start the day with an with an emphasis on natural food
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) easy 1.5 mile walk and trail work in choices. LeeAnn won
• Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; the afternoon. If staying all day, the NEPA Idol
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., bring lunch. Registration required, Nar-Anon Family Group Contest,
6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. call. Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook sponsored by
• Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 • Kayaking: Level One: June 11, 9:30 Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m.
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. a.m., 11 a.m., 1 p.m., ages 9+. Introduc- United Methodist Church, Mountain- Fox 56 and
tory course where participants will top. 570.288.9892. BHT!
YMCA of Greater Scranton learn kayak terminology and basic
(570.346.5836) schedule of events: paddle skills before heading out on
Zumba Fitness Classes the lake. Register for 1 session only. Suicide Bereavement Sup-
• Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at Registration required, call. port Group First/Third Thurs.
LeeAnn competed last Friday at the
TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor- every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Woodlands after an 11 week
gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call Northeastern PA Chapter of Social Services (33 E. Northampton competition and now gets to meet
570.558.7293 for info. the Sierra Club St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 with a major recording label!
• Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 • Nescopeck Creek State Park Hike: ext. 307 for info. W
Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on June 5, meet 10 a.m., Park and Ride,
Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak
Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for
info.
off Blackman St. Exit 165 from Rte 81,
across from McDonalds and K-Mart.
Hike will be about 5 miles on bottom-
- compiled by Stephanie
DeBalko, Weekender Staff
Writer
Make NEPA
Proud LeeAnn!
land trails, rolling terrain, easy-going. Send your listings to
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
of hugs & kisses
in our loving home
MAHLER, LOHIN
& ASSOCIATES
AUDI `02 A4
1.8 Turbo, AWD,
CONVERTIBLE negotiable.
570-479-2482
miles. Fully
equipped with navi-
with a newborn.
(570) 718-1118 Automatic, white 2002 BMW 745i Silver beauty, 1
gation, sunroof, etc.
FORD 02 MUSTANG
Please Call Owner, Museum
with beige leather The Flagship of quality. 4,900 Always maintained
110 Lost Lynda & Dennis Find Something? interior. 84,000 the Fleet miles, 6 speed. All by Infiniti dealer.
GT CONVERTIBLE
888-688-1422 Lose Something?
Expenses Paid Miles. Very Good New - $87,000 possible options Very nice. $15,750.
IN CLASSIFIED!
DRIVEN IN
Full size 4 wheel
with black fend-
ers. Never Driven.
speedy sale? Place
your ad today 570-
Trucks
Looking for the right deal
drive trucks 0 miles on 829-7130. Highest
ALSO PAYING TOP $$$ restoration.
on an automobile?
Turn to classified. for heavy equip- BMW `07 328xi RARE!
$40,000 CHRYSLER `92 Prices
MAZDA `04 RX-8
It’s a showroom in print! ment, backhoes, Black with black
$38,000 L B
E ARON Paid!! Hunter Green,
dump trucks, interior. Heated
Classified’s got bull dozers seats. Back up & $36,500 CONVERTIBLE FREE PICKUP 80,000 miles.
New brakes &
the directions! HAPPY TRAILS navigation sys-
288-8995 rotors. New
ALL TRUCK SALES tems. New tires &
alignment. Two
570-760-2035
542-2277
409 Autos under brakes. Sunroof.
Garage kept. Many 1954 MERCURY new rear tires.
JUNK 6am to 8pm $5000 extras! 46,000
HYUNDAI `04
No accidents.
Miles. MONTEREY PRICE REDUCED
$8,000 or best
CAR & CADILLAC `94
Asking $19,500.
570-825-8888 or
WOODY WAGON TIBURON GT offer. For more
information, call
626-297-0155 Blue, 5 speed
TRUCKS DEVILLE SEDAN Call Anytime! 100 point restora-
tion. $130,000
56K Original Miles.
Radiant Red. Mint
manual, CD, Air,
factory alarm,
(570) 332-4213
condition, new
WANTED 94,000 miles,
BMW 02 M3
invested. 6.0
Vortec engine. paint, automatic,
power windows &
locks. 38K.
LINE UP
Highest Prices automatic, front 300 miles on
restoration. Cus-
new battery, tune
up, brakes, top.
$7,500 negotiable.
Call 570-540-6236
A GREAT DEAL...
wheel drive, 4
Paid!!! door, air condi-
tom paint by $3,900 OBO IN CLASSIFIED!
FREE
tioning, air bags,
Foose Automo-
tive. Power win-
(347) 452-3650
(In Mountain Top) MERCEDES `95 SL 500 MERCEDES-BENZ
all power, cruise dows, a/c, and Convertible. Low
REMOVAL 310 Attorney control, leather much more!
Gorgeous
CHRYSLER 06 mileage. Hard top
included. Leather
`01 C-240
Call V&G Services
interior, $3,300.
570-394-9004
Automobile!
$75,000
300C HEMI interior.
condition,
Excellent
fully
Loaded, automatic,
AC, heated leather
Convertible. SMG Light green, 18,000 loaded. $9,000
Anytime BANKRUPTCY equipped. Brand
$71,000
$69,900
miles, loaded, Call 619-884-2266
seats, 4 door.
FREE CONSULTATION
ACURA `08 RDX
Good Condition.
Line up a place to live
AWD, 6 cylinder, Sil-
ver, 52,600 miles,
sunroof, heated
Asking $24,995
Serious inquiries
only. 570-636-3151
$125 extra if driven,
for all legal matters 53,000 miles. in classified! seats, Bose sound pulled or pushed in.
Attorney Ron Wilson AWD, Full Power,
CHEVROLET `88 system, 6 CD FORD `05
LOST SHELTIE MIX
570-822-2345 AM/FM, CD
Changer, Blue
changer, satellite
radio, Onstar, park- TAURUS SE NOBODY Pays More
SOCIAL SECURITY Tooth, XM Radio, MONTE CARLO SS
570-760-2035
7 years old, black, ing assist, remote Beige exterior/inte-
DISABILITY Leather Interior
brown and white V8, automatic, keyless entry, elec- rior, automatic win-
Free Consultation. & Sunroof
answers to Rudy tronic keyless igni-
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CHEVROLET `72
player, automatic, 4 (570) 639-2539 (570) 868-0944
lent Condition.
MERCEDES-BENZ new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital- 19,000 miles YAMAHA` 08 R1
HARD TO FIND!!
AWD, Fully
CHEVY `05 EQUINOX
`95 SL 500 CHEVELLE ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
$10,000.
570-639-2539
BEAUTIFUL BIKE
loaded, 1 owner,
20,000 miles. LT (premium pack-
Two door hard top. Small 6 cylinder. age), 3.4L, 47,000
Convertible, with 307 Motor. Needs kept, excellent con- Perfect condition.
removable hard work. Comes with dition. $31,000. Call
HARLEY DAVIDSON 3700 miles, new
New tires. Like
new, inside &
miles. All wheel
drive, power moon-
DODGE `97 RAM
top, dark Blue, additional 400 small 825-6272 rear tire, undertail
camel interior, block & many parts. 10 SPORTSTER 1200 kit, cover. Price
out. $14,900. Call
(570) 540-0975
roof, windows, locks
& seats. Leather
Summer Driving
Only, Garage Kept.
$3,500. Serious
inquires only. OLDSMOBILE `68 A MUST SEE!
Custom Paint.
negotiable $7,600
570-852-9072
interior, 6 cd chang-
er, rear folding
1500 LARAMIE MARK 3
Very Good (570) 836-2574 82,000 miles, auto-
Condition, No
DELMONT
Only driven under
10 miles!! Comes CHEVR0LET`02 seats, keyless entry,
onstar, roof rack,
matic, chrome step
Accidents. Classy
Car. Price CHEVROLET `76 DRASTICALLY with remaining
warranty. Asking
442 RVs & Campers
EXPRESS
running
garage kept.
boards,
up and mirrors &
leather interior.
Reduced!
$13,995 PICKUP REDUCED!!
This model only $8,600 or best
offer. For info,
EQUIPMENT/BOBCAT CONVERSION
$14,750.
Good Condition.
Drums Area.
TRAILER
Very Good produced in 1967 570-362-1910 $4,500
or trade for call 570-864-2543
Condition! & 1968. All VAN 401-524-9763
SUV or other.
570-388-6669 Low miles!
$7500. FIRM
original 45,000
miles, Color
or 215-379-1375 Brand new 2010
tandem axle, 4
Loaded. Low
miles. Excellent
CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR Job Seekers are
Custom Van. 67K
MINI COOPER `08 570-905-7389
Ask for Lee
Burgundy, cloth
& vinyl interior, HARLEY DAVIDSON wheel electric
brakes, 20’ long
condition.
$18,900
miles. Interior has
oak wood trim, car-
looking here!
Where's your ad?
Clubman. Black & 350 rocket
2001 SPORTSTER total, 7 x 16 wood 570-674-3901 peting, storage 570-829-7130 and
White. Sunroof. 30K
CORVETTES engine, 2nd
1,200 CC, Black,
deck, fold up ramps
with knees, remov- areas, TV, rear seat ask for an employ-
ment specialist
CHEVROLET `05
miles. Leather inte- owner. Fender convertible to dou-
Low Miles, New able fenders for
rior, fully loaded. 6
speed. Excellent WANTED skirts, always
garaged. Trophy
Tires and Brakes, oversized loads, ble bed, curtains.
Seats 7. Power win-
TRAILBLAZER LT
Lots of Chrome and powder coat paint
condition. 40 MPG. 1953-1972 winner at shows. dows & seats. Cus-
Extras. Well main- for rust protection,
$19,950. Or best Any Condition! Serious inquiries tom lighting on ceil-
tained. 2 Harley 2 5/16 hitch Black/Grey. 18,000
offer. Call only, $7,500.
DODGE `99
Courteous, Fast Helmets included. ing. New exhaust
570-262-8811 570-690-0727 coupler, tongue miles. Well
Professional Buyer. Looks & runs great! system. New rear
jack, side pockets, equipped. Includes
DAKOTA SPORT
Licensed & Bonded $5,700 tires. Recently
Say it HERE brake away switch, On-Star, tow pack-
corvettebuyer.com (570) 654-8520 inspected. Excellent
in the Classifieds! battery, 7 pole age, roof rack,
570-829-7130
1-800-850-3656 421 Boats & RV plugs, title & running boards, condition. $4,200 or 4 X 4, extended
remote starter, best offer. Call cab, 117,000
Marinas more!! Priced for
570-655-0530 miles, new
PONTIAC 69 FIREBIRD quick sale. $2,995
386-334-7448
extended warranty.
$16,000 inspection, just
DODGE `05
ALUMACRAFT DEEP serviced, oil, trans
400 CONVERTIBLE V, 12’, dilly trailer, 2
trolling motors, HARLEY DAVIDSON Wilkes-Barre (570) 825-7251
flushed, new fluid
Blue/white top &
white interior.
FORD `52 marine battery,
oars, vests, boat 80 FLAGSTAFF `08 Selling your
Camper? GRAND CARAVAN
transfer case &
axels, cooling sys-
Recent document- tem flushed.
ed frame-off
restoration. Over COUNTRY SEDAN
cover, anchors.
$800. 825-3955
Soft riding FLH.
King of the High-
CLASSIC Place an ad and
find a new owner.
Tan 54,000 miles,
excellent condition. $6,599.00
Call 693-1262
Super Lite Fifth $7,999.
$31,000 invested. way! Mint origi- 570-829-7130 after 5:00 PM
CUSTOM LINE Boat? Car? Truck? Wheel. LCD/DVD 570-817-9644t
will sell $21,500. nal unrestored
STATION WAGON flat screen TV, fire-
CHEVROLET `09
Motorcycle? Air- antique show
570-335-3127 V8, automatic,
8 passenger,
plane? Whatever it
is, sell it with a
winner. Factory
spot lights, wide
place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
DODGE `10 FORD `03
PORSCHE `02 3rd seat, good Classified ad. Hide-a-Bed sofa,
EQUINOXmileage,
LS
BOXSTER S
condition, 2nd
owner. $9,500.
570-829-7130
white tires,
biggest Harley
built. Only
outside speakers &
grill, 2 sliders, Low GRAND CARAVAN EXPLORER
Low mileage,
CUSTOM
570-579-3517 aluminum wheels, 16,000 miles, auto- Only 17k miles.
Great convertible, 28,000 original 63,500 miles,
water purifier, matic, all-wheel Fully loaded.
FORD `66
black top, 6 speed miles! Never automatic, all-wheel
awning, microwave drive, 4 door, anti- Excellent condi-
manual transmis- needs inspec- drive, 4 door,
oven, tinted safety lock brakes, air con- tion. Factory &
CREST 15
sion, carbon fiber Mustang Coupe. tion, permanent anti-lock brakes,
glass windows, ditioning, air bags, extended war-
dash, leather interi- Pearl white, pony registration. air conditioning, air
raised panel fridge power locks, power ranty. $17,995
or, front & rear interior. Pristine $8,500 bags, power locks,
& many acces- windows, power (570) 690-2806
trunk, fast & agile. condition. 26K 570-905-9348 power windows,
$18,000 or best miles. $17,000 or
Fiberglass sories & options. mirrors, cruise con-
power mirrors,
boat with Excellent condition, trol, AM/FM radio,
offer. Call power seats, all
570-262-2478
best offer.
(570) 817-6768 trailer. Out- Q-LINK LEGACY `09 $22,500.
570-868-6986
Sirius radio, On-Star,
cassette player, CD DODGE `94 power, cruise
control, AM/FM
board propul- 250 automatic. Gun
TOYOTA `93 MR2 LINCOLN `88 sion. Includes:
metal gray. MP3
player. $3,000. SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS
player,
entry, rear
keyless
de-
froster, rear wind-
DAKOTA
2 wheel drive,
radio, CD changer,
keyless entry,
T-top, 5 speed. 2 motors
TOWN CAR
Great first motorcy- Travel Trailer. 29’, leather interior, sun/
AM/FM/CD, AC, mint condition, 1 shield wiper, tinted 138,000 miles,
Erinmade, cle. 570-696-1156 moon roof, rear
slide out a/c-heat. windows. some rust,
power antenna. 61,000 original defroster, rear
“Lark II series” REDUCED PRICE
SUZUKI `07 C50T Stove, microwave, $2,000.00 windshield wiper,
New tires. No rust. miles, garage kept, $16,500.
Great condition. triple black, leather PRICE fridge, shower Call 693-1262 tinted windows.
(570) 954-9333 after 5:00 PM
interior, carriage REDUCED! inside & out. Many $12,500.
$5,000
(570) 708-0269
roof, factory wire
wheels, loaded,
$2,400
NEGOTIABLE
CRUISER more extras.
Reduced. $13,500.
Call after 9:00 a.m.
(570) 362-0938
after 6:00PM Call 570-842-6735 457 Wanted to Buy 457 Wanted to Buy 457 Wanted to Buy
excellent condition.
$5,500. Call 570-417-3940 EXCELLENT Auto Auto Auto
VOLKSWAGEN `04 Mike 570-237-7660 To place your
BEETLE MAZDA `88 RX-7 427 Commercial CONDITION ad call...829-7130
CONVERTIBLE CONVERTIBLE
Trucks & Windshield, Bags,
Floorboards,V&H SUNLITE CAMPER We Buy Scrap Metal
Blue. AM/FM cas- 1 owner, garage Equipment Pipes, White 22 ft. 3 rear bunks,
sette. Air. Automat-
ic. Power roof, win-
dows, locks &
kept, 65k original
miles, black with
grey leather interior, CHEVY 08 3500
walls,Garage Kept.
6K Miles $5,200
(570) 430-0357
center bathroom,
kitchen, sofa bed.
Air, Fully self con-
$$$$ ALL KINDS $$$$
doors. Boot cover all original & never tained. Sleeps 6. PIPE - ROD - SHEET - BAR - TUBING - TURNINGS - BEAMS -
for top. 22k. Excel-
lent condition.
seen snow. $8,900.
Call 570-237-5119
HD DUMP TRUCK
2WD, automatic. SUZUKI 77
New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
PUNCHINGS - OLD CARS -TRUCKS -
MACHINERY - FARM EQUIPMENT - METAL ROOFING -
Garage kept. 215-322-9845
Only 12,000 miles.
Reduced
$14,000
570-822-1976
MERCEDES BENZ Vehicle in like
new condition.
GS 750
Needs work. TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft
ENGINES - TRANSMISSIONS -EXHAUST SYSTEM PARTS -
APPLIANCES - ANY AND ALL SCRAP METAL
`74 450 SE
Leave Message $19,000. $1,500 Rear queen master FREE CONTAINER SERVICE
570-288-4322 or best offer bedroom, Walk Small quantities to 1,000s of tons accepted
VOLVO `01 XC70 SOLID CAR!
Interior perfect, FORD 99 E350
570-822-2508 thru bathroom.
Center kitchen +
HIGHEST PRICES PAID
FAST SETTLEMENTS
YAMAHA `04 V-STAR
All wheel drive, exterior very good. dinette bed. Front
46,000 miles, bur-
gundy
leather,
with tan
complete
Runs great! New
tires, 68K original BUCKET VAN
Triton V8. 2 speed
1100 Custom. 5800
miles, light bar,
extra large living
room + sofa bed.
Big View windows.
CALL DMS SHREDDING, INC
570-346-7673
miles.
dealer service histo- $5,500 FIRM. boom; 92,000miles; cobra exhaust, Air, awning, sleeps 570-819-3339
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ry, 1 owner, detailed, 570-905-7389 $9999 or best price. windshield, many 6, very clean, will Your Scrap Metal is worth $$$
garage kept, estate. Ask for Lee Great condition. Call extras, must sell. deliver. Located in
$9,100. 570-675-3384 or $4,900. Call Benton, Pa. $4,900. Call Today!
570-840-3981 570574-7002 570-301-3433 215-694-7497
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RAIDER
$8,700 475 CAT & 10
and relubed. Brand 503 Accounting/
GMC `99 DRIVERS -
(570) 883-2754 new 10’ dump. PA speed transmission.
state inspected. VERY GOOD CONDITION! $12,000 Finance
FORD `04 $12,900/best offer. 29,500 miles. 2-
SUBURBAN
570-594-1496 4X4 drive option, 4 FREIGHTLINER
BUSINESS
FREESTAR front
Automatic,
wheel drive, 4 door, Champagne
Line up a place to live
in classified!
door crew cab,
sharp silver color
with chrome step
runners, premium
’99 CONDO
430 Detroit, Super
10 transmission.
Asking $15,000. ANAL YST CLASS A CDL
anti-lock brakes, air
bags, power locks,
exterior,
leather interior, JEEP `02 GRAND rims, good tires,
bedliner, V-6, 3.7 ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ Sundance Vacations Looking for a company
power
power
windows,
mirrors,
power windows
& locks, 4 wheel CHEROKEE LAREDO liter. Purchases at
$26,900. Dealer
with sides. All
aluminum, spread
is one of the fastest
growing travel com- you can retire with?
power seats, cruise drive. $4,850. would sell for axle. $6,500. panies!! Come be a
control, AM/FM Call for $18,875. part of the excite- Looking for more
radio, CD player, condition and Asking $17,500 2 storage trailers. ment!! We are cur-
rear defroster, rear known issues.
570-362-4080
(570) 545-6057 570-814-4790 rently seeking a home/family time?
windshield wiper, Business Analyst
tinted windows, LINEUP for our Accounting We offer top pay
new starter, just Department. The
inspected, $3,900.
GET THE WORD OUT
with a Classified Ad. ASUCCESSFULSALE ideal candidate will and benefits
be extremely profi-
570-594-4992.
Call after 4:30 p.m.
570-829-7130 Triple black, eco- INCLASSIFIED! cient with Excel. Weekly home time
nomical 6 cylinder.
284647
conditioning, air $6,895. Scranton. Travel Benefits,
bags, power locks, 570-466-2771 Accessories Health Insurance
power windows, 401k, paid vacation
power
power
mirrors,
seats, JEEP `07 MONTERO SR 4WD
177,102 miles, auto-
WHEEL COVERS
`70’S spoked stain-
Special Edition. less steel wheel
cruise control, AM/
FM radio,
changer, DVD play-
CD Maroon, Fully
loaded. Leather
WRANGLER X
4x4, stick shift, soft
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
covers. Set of four
14” from Chrysler.
IMMEDIATE OPENING
lock brakes, air con-
er, keyless entry,
leather interior,
seats. TV/DVD,
navigation, sun roof
top. Red exterior,
well maintained,
ditioning, air bags,
power locks, power
excellent condition
$60. set. 868-6327 LOAN PROCESSOR
moon roof, rear plus many other garage kept. 11,500
extras. 3rd seat . windows, power
defroster, rear
Only 1,900 Miles.
miles, one owner. mirrors, power 468 Auto Parts
windshield wiper. AC, CD player, Please call
$16,000 Brand New. cruise control.
seats, cruise con-
877-808-1158
The Honesdale National Bank,
Asking $37,000 trol, AM/FM radio,
(570) 954-5462 Tow package with cassette player, CD 570-301-3602 or email celebrating its 175th anniversary, is
Call after 9 a.m. (570) 328-0850 cargo carrier. changer, leather
CALL US! resume to seeking a Mortgage Loan Processor
Excellent condition. interior, sun roof, hr@sundance
at HNB Mortgage in Wilkes-Barre.
FORD `99 E250 $18,700
Call 570-822-9680
rear defroster, rear TO JUNK vacations.com
Previous loan processing experience
LINE UP
windshield wiper,
Wheelchair Van
new Passed inspec- YOUR CAR helpful, but not necessary. An excellent
78,250 miles. Fully
serviced, new bat- MERCEDES-BENZ tion, new battery.
BEST PRICES compensation and benefits package is
HYUNDAI `05
$2,500
A GREAT DEAL...
tery, tires & rods. IN THE AREA offered. Respond to:
Seats 6 or 3 wheel-
chairs. Braun Millen-
`99 ML 320 (570) 868-1100
Call after 2:00 p.m. CA$H ON THE $POT,
nium lift with
TUCSON Sunroof, new tires,
TOYOTA `06
Free Anytime
IN CLASSIFIED!
115,930 miles Pickup
remote. Walk up
61,000 miles, auto- MUST SELL 570-301-3602
door. Front & rear
A/C. Power locks & matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
$7,200 OBO
(570)760-0511
TACOMA
472 Auto Services
Looking for the right deal
windows. Excellent Automatic, V6, TRD,
condition. $7,500. lock brakes, air con- Sport Package,
ditioning, air bags,
570-237-6375
power locks, power SUZUKI `07 XL-7 4x4, 45K miles,
Excellent condition. $ WANTED JUNK $ on an automobile?
JEEP `00 WRANGLER windows, cruise 56,000 miles, $18,900
78,500 miles, 6
cylinder automatic,
control, AM/FM
radio, cassette play-
automatic,
all-wheel drive,
(973) 906-9311
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hard & soft tops.
er, CD player, key-
less entry, sun/
4 door, air condi-
TRUCKS FOR SALE LISPI TOWING
We pick up 822-0995
Well maintained.
Many new parts.
moon roof,
defroster,
rear
rear
tioning, all power,
CD player, leather
interior, tinted
Ford, GMC,
International-Prices
It’s a showroom in print! 724 Main Street, PO Box 350
Honesdale, PA 18431
Classified’s got
Adult driven only. windshield wiper, starting at $2,295. WANTED
windows, custom
Kelly Blue Book new towing pack- wheels, $13,000 Box Truck, Cab & Cars & Full Size Email: mswingle@hnbbank.com
$10,400, Asking age, auto start. Trucks. For prices...
the directions!
Call 570-829-8753 Chassis available.
$8,400. Lamoreaux Auto
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$10,000 Before 5:00 p.m. Call U-haul
Parts 477-2562 EOE M/F/D/V
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TRUCK DRIVER
HEAVY EQUIPMENT HOUSEKEEPER
1-2 days per week.
Duties include
Full time, able
drive a 20’ truck,
to vehicle online.
OPERATOR cleaning, errands, &
laundry in our Plains
7 year clean driving
record, able to do
Full time. Hourly. physical work and
OFFICE POSITION Salary based on
experience. Must
home. Experienced.
References required
Send resume to
lift 60 lbs., PA driver
medical card, motor
Nardone Brothers be able to work flex- vehicle report, flexi-
ible schedule. Seri- PO Box 1676
Bakery is currently Plains, PA 18705 ble hours, $9/hour
ous inquiries only. plus incentive on
accepting resumes
HOUSEKEEPER
Call 570-822-6282 pounds collected.
for our office locat- to schedule Apply at:
ed in the Hanover interview. U’SAgain Recycling
Industrial Park for Part Time 486 S. Empire St.
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specifically in the
Shopping for a
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(5-9 days bi-week-
ly) with benefits
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ACCOUNTS Classified lets Perform day-to-day
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didate should have Get moving ing to work every Substance Abuse
experience in work- other weekend and Counselor needed
with classified! for an outpatient
ing in a fast paced every other holiday. The Meadows Nursing
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MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitation Center
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plied. Dallas PA 18612 an outpatient sub-
For immediate
cessful teaching
e.o.e. Email - Meadowshr@hotmail.com 601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre
experience. Candi- stance abuse pro-
consideration
dates must have gram. Responsibili- e.o.e.
please forward a
knowledge of PA ties include coordi- 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health
current resume to: nating admissions &
Academic Stan-
John Surdy
Controller
dards and data- 542 Logistics/ follow through with
CLERICAL
ances along with and pass drug test. Wilkes-Barre, PA
three (3) recom- Call Harvis 18702
mendation letters to Interview Service @
POSITION
Mr. Samuel A. Maro- 542-5330. Leave
lo, Superintendent, message. Will send
551 Other
Camper?
ble enough to cover ny specializing in
for vacations
business meetings.
&
FOREPERSON office furniture
installation & White
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• Non–CDL Delivery Send Resume to
findanewowner.
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Barre, PA 18706.
must. Compensa-
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1957, 1961, 1965, STROLLER excellent Must have a minimum of 3 years automobile LINE UP
1966, 1970, 1980, sales experience and a valid drivers license
1985, 2005, 2006.
condition with bas-
ket, hood & cup with a clean driving history. Must be willing
A GREAT DEAL...
Meyers H.S. 1935,
600 1936, 1937, 1938,
holder. $15.
570-472-1646
to work flexible hours, including nights and IN CLASSIFIED!
FINANCIAL 1942, 1943, 1944, weekends. Must pass Criminal background FUTON -
1945, 1946, 1960, check and periodic drug testing. Cost $600. Will sell
Collect cash, not dust! 1974, 1975, 1976, 716 Building for $250.
Clean out your F&I PERSON
basement, garage 630 Money To Loan 1977. Kingston H.S. Materials 570-235-1389
1938, 1939, 1940,
or attic and call the 1944, 1948, 1949. BATHROOM SINK KITCHEN SET.
“We can erase Must have a minimum of 3 years automobile Wood, oval, brown
Classified depart- your bad credit - Plymouth H.S. 1930, SET: Gerber white
1931, 1932, 1933, F&I experience along with a valid drivers table, good shape.
ment today at 570- 100% GUARAN- porcelain bathroom
829-7130! TEED.” Attorneys 1938, 1943, 1944, sink with mirror and license with a clean driving history. $75. 570-970-6651
for the Federal 1959, 1960. medicine cabinet. Competitive salary and bonus. Must be
Hanover H.S. 1951, PATIO PICNIC
566 Sales/Retail/ Trade Commission Matching set. $80. willing to work flexible hours, including nights TABLE: 6 chairs.
say they’ve never 1952, 1953, 1954, 570-331-8183 and weekends. Must pass Criminal Table is light green
Business seen a legitimate 1960. West Pittston
background check and periodic drug testing. chairs are dark
Development credit repair opera- H.S. Annual 1925, BAY WINDOW -
1926, 1927, 1928, Anderson center green $125.00.
tion. No one can 570-288-5628
1931, 1932, 1959. Bay Window. $100. Please send resume to
SALES EXECUTIVE legally remove
accurate and timely Luzerne H.S. 1951,
1952, 1956, 1957,
570-825-5847
c/o The Times Leader, Box 2560 PATIO SET - 36 in.
Good telephone information from diameter table and
skills a must! Must your credit report. 1959. Berwick H.S. SINK TOP 37”X22”, 15 N. Main St. 4 chairs, wooden,
Opal, NEW $25.
be computer liter- It’s a process that 1952, 1953, 1956,
570-675-3328 Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250 foldable. Like New.
ate! High commis- starts with you and 1957, 1958, 1960, $50. 570-824-0591
sions paid, medical involves time and a 1967, 1968, 1969
insurance, 401(k) conscious effort to ,1970. Lehman H.S. 720 Cemetery 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health
plan. Selling, scan- 1973, 1974, 1976,
ning and data man-
pay your debts.
1978, 1980. Nanti- Plots/Lots
Learn about manag-
agement services. ing credit and debt coke Area H.S.
Call for interview:
570-826-9811 Over 2,000 at ftc. gov/credit. A
message from The
1976, 2008. Dallas
H.S. 1966, 1967, MEMORIAL SHRINE
P.C. Data Centers
of PA Inc. vehicles Times Leader and
the FTC.
1968. Bishop Hoban
H.S. 1972, 1973, CEMETERY
6 Plots Available
Find homes for available 1974, 1975. West
Side Central May be Separated
your kittens!
Place an ad here!
online. Catholic H.S. 1965 -
1974, 1980, 1981.
Rose Lawn Section
$450 each
570-654-1596
570-829-7130 Westmoreland H.S.
1952, 1953 - 1954
ST. NICHOLAS’
LPN SUPERVISOR
G.A.R. H.S. 1972, Oakwood Terrace a licensed personal care community specializing in
542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/ 1973, 1974, 1975, CEMETERY,
Transportation Transportation 700 1976 Pittston H.S. SHAVERTOWN all types of memory care is seeking a caring individual with leadership
1936, 1951, 1954, 6 Plots. Can be abilities to fill the position of LPN Supervisor. Position is Full Time in
MERCHANDISE 1963 Pittston Hospi- divided. Near the evening. Hours are 2:30pm-11:00pm. Duties include administering
Entrance. $550
SCHOOL BUS
tal School of Nurs- medication, treatments, supervising resident attendants, and communi-
ing, J.O.Y. of 1957, each. Call
702 Air 1959 West Pittston 570-675-9991 cating with physicians and families. Must be 21 years of age and have
DRIVERS Conditioners H.S. 1950, 1954,
1955, 1956, 1960 726 Clothing
a valid nursing license. Must have updated CPR and First Aid Certifica-
tion. We offer a competitive starting wage, comprehensive benefit pack-
AIR CONDITIONER! Hazleton H.S. 1938,
Must have valid PA drivers license. Haier 8000 BTU. 1939, 1940, 1941,
age and attendance bonus after training.
COAT - Ladies Black
Nanticoke area. No Experience necessary. Works perfect! 1942, 1943, 1945, Persian Lamb with Applicants can email cover letter & resume along with salary history to
Will train. Excellent opportunity for home Used for only 2 1948, 1949, 1950, fur on collar. $50.
months last sum- 1953, 1954, 1955, 570-313-5213
janines@oakwoodterraceinc.com or call 570-451-3171 ext 102
makers, retiree, or second income. mer. Comes with 1956, 1957, 1959,
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Summer work also available. remote. $125. 1960, 1961, 1962, PURSES (2) Vera Please visit out website at www.oakwoodterraceinc.com
570-237-6001 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. Bradley assorted
Call 570-735-1743 for interview. 1951, 1952 purses $15. each.
570-693-2612
Oakwood Terrace is an Equal Opportunity Employer
570-825-4721
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744 Furniture & 758 Miscellaneous 758 Miscellaneous 774 Restaurant 780 Televisions/ 810 Cats 815 Dogs 906 Homes for Sale
Accessories Equipment Accessories
PATIO SET - Sage
CANES & WALKING
STICKS.
BATCH!
NEW
Different
WASHER: Whirlpool
Duet
washer.
front load
Whirlpool
RESTAURANT TV 19” color with
CAT: Black Female
Longhair, 7 years
free to good home.
GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
AKC. Black & Tan
HARVEYS LAKE
green 3 piece patio EQUIPMENT remote, very good 17 ONEONTA HILL
bar set - has 2 swiv- sizes and shapes. Duet front dryer. $25. Call Bruce Spayed and vacci- Regular & long coat
SOMERSET TURN FOR SALE BY
el stools. Very good Made from the roots Both white, electric. 570-655-4815 nations up to date. guardianangel
OVER MACHINE - shepherds2.com OWNER
condition. $125 of Slippery Maple Only 2 years old. 570-864-2602 Year Round Home!
Trees. Over 20 Great condition. model SPM45, $900 each. Call
FUTON - Oak with
futon cover. Excel- available at $4 Water & Energy $500; ALSO, Bunn 786 Toys & Games Birds? Cats? Dogs? 570-379-2419 Spectacular View!
Pour Over Coffee Skunks? Snakes? Low Taxes!
lent condition. $150 each. 735-2081. Saving. $275 Each
or both for $550 . or Machine, Model # SCOOTER Disney Sell Your Animals
(570) 868-0220 STF15, $225 Princess with 3
CROCKS two 5 gal- best offer. with a Classified Ad!
Recliners - Two. lon for $15. each. Call 570-825-7867 For more info, call wheels, age 3 years
570-498-3616 to 6 years. $10. 570-829-7130
Good working con- 570-824-6770
dition. Great for a 570-696-4020 Cats - Free to good
DISHES 3 sets, $10 762 Musical RESTAURANT
basement area, rec
room or cottage.
each. CANNING
JARS pints & quarts, Instruments EQUIPMENT
Somerset Dough
TOY PONY, beautiful
plays HI O SILVER
home. Urgent. All
colors - very love- SHIH-TZU PUPPIES &
FREE 570-970-0372
$1.25 & $1.50 per
dozen. About 10
BASS AMPLIFIER. Sheeter, Model
CAR-100. Only
cost $199 sacrifice
$40. Overland
able. Good
people & pets.
with
POMERANIAN PUPPIES Lots of off street
Bass guitar amplifi- (570) 460-3539 Parents on premises
752 Landscaping & dozens. 823-4941 er, 15watts. very 1 available. $1,500 Express battery Shots Current. parking, close to
Gardening FENDER BASSMAN portable, barely Call for more info operated train, 20 $500 - Poms Grotto. Raised
570-498-3616 racks $25. Easel $550 - Shih-Tzus ranch with 2 car
60 Combo. 15 inch even used $35.
FREE DIRT FILL chalkboard $5. 570-401-1838 garage, 3 Bed-
speaker in good Casio piano key-
WITH ROCK. Just RESTAURANT boys small bike $5. rooms, 1 bath, living
condition. $159 board. 76 keys, mul-
come and pick it up. EQUIPMENT 570-675-3328 room, kitchen, large
Call Rick 283-2552 tiple sounds &
Hard to find rich tones, $140. Both HIMALAYAN porch with lake view
8x12 walk in
black soil. Screen or & bar. $142,500.
rake it to make top Line up a place to live excellent condition.
570-824-1114
cooler $2300; PERSIAN KITTENS
Shots & Wormed OPEN HOUSE
soil. 1,000’s of triax- in classified! 8x8x10 walk XBOX-360. Guitar Health guarantee COMING
YORKIE MALE PUPPY
ial truck loads avail- in freezer $3800; hero guitar $10. Family raised. $450.
able. 189 Foote
FIREPLACE: electric 766 Office Pizza oven with XBOX 360 cordless (570) 922-1706
IN JUNE
fireplace with stones $2000; Moving, Must Sell. Directions Left @
Avenue, Duryea
remote. Height 45” Equipment Stainless steel
racing wheel & ped-
KITTENS FREE to 5 months old. Very Grotto @ Stop sign
570-457-6610 als $20.
Width 48” white in kitchen hood good home, now 4 smart & loveable. make left, then
color, not used. $70. PRINTER: Epson 570-693-2612
LAWN MOWER: $3000; Stainless weeks, ready June Shots & warmed. quick right onto
570-655-3512 workforce 500
Craftsman, rear steel pizza oven 19. 4 females, 1 No fleas. Hypoaller- Oneonta Hill, 3rd
printer, new in box 788 Stereo/TV/
bag, high rear hood $4000; male. 570-814-7485 genic. Paper/Out- House on right.
FOOTBALL BED- 5 features, print/
wheels, excellent
DING full size scan/copy/fax/phot.
bread pan rack Electronics side trained. A bun- CALL Dave @
condition $135. $100; 2 soup dle of joy! $400 firm 570-417-6661
570-822-4251
includes bedspread, retail $89 will sell
warmers for $100; STEREO SYSTEM. 815 Dogs 570-436-5083
blanket & drapes, for $35. 819-4951
2 door sandwich Sharp stereo sys-
LAWN TRACTOR excellent condition. prep table $500. tem in sleek royal 845 Pet Supplies
$550. Craftsman Asking $200. Call 770 Photo All equipment is blue &d silver. Fea-
42” 18 H.P. New Pat 570-262-4582 sold as is. For
Equipment tures a 5 disc CD DOG CRATE,
blades, excellent more info, call changer & remote.
GLASS DOOR. 4 wire, with plastic
condition. 472-3888 570-847-0873
HARVEYS LAKE
way glass door for CAMERA Minolta Comes with 2 tray bottom.
LAWNMOWER, bath tub. $25 XG-M 35 MM SLR speakers & 1 sub- 24”x18”. $30. Call
Craftsman, electric 570-331-8183 with 50 MM F1.7 woofer. $80. 570-814-9574 Lovely lake living.
776 Sporting Goods
PAWS
start 875 Series. 21” lens, owners manu- 570-824-1114 Welcome to the
Items in Garage for al, in original box, best of 2 worlds.
cut EZ walk, vary BACKBOARD, TV 25” color,
Sale, $.45-$45. or excellent condition #1: The amenities
speed, asking $175. Basketball, fiber- remote, good condi-
$900 for all. Moving. in Wilkes-Barre $45. of lakefront prop-
570-855-8764 glass with rim and tion. $20
570-735-1589
TO CONSIDER....
607-565-1726 erties - fishing,
RIDING MOWER net. $20. 570-472-1646
POLICE SCANNER boating and a 2
Scott’s 42” cut, CAMERAS: Kodak WEIGHTLIFTING
Radio Shack 200 story boat house
17hp, engine runs Easy Share Camera BARBELL, 60 lbs in 790 Swimming
channel, excellent (one of only 30 on
but needs work.
condition. $75. Firm.
with yellow case. 3x weights, incline
bench. $25. COTS, Pools/Hot Tubs ENHANCE 900 the lake);
$400 or best offer. optical lens, silver,
570-855-0390
570-371-3367 good condition, two camping cots. YOUR PET REAL ESTATE #2: The serenity
and privacy of
screen not $25. 570-824-0591 SWIMMING POOL: CLASSIFIED FOR SALE tiered stone patios
PUMPS 3 air quality Intex Easy Set
756 Medical pumps with tri- scratched, takes 2
BASKETBALL Swimming Pool 15’ X
AD ONLINE and lush gardens
pods, environmental double A batteries. surrounding this
HOOP; Great condi- 42” used 1 season,
Equipment $25. OSTER FOOD $25. Sony Cyber-
tion, asking $90. in box, ladder, skim- Call 829-7130 906 Homes for Sale classic 3,500 sq ft
PROCESSOR great Shot camera. Pink, lake home perched
POWER CHAIR - 7.2 pixels, good Call 570-331-8183 mer, pump, hoses,
for summer $35. Having trouble high above Pole
Jazzy Select, condition with bat- filter, cover, tarp, Place your pet ad
VCR JVC like new GOLF CLUBS Ram, paying your mort- 306, Lakeside
$500 tery charger $60. vacuum / poles, and provide us your
with remote $25. 3 woods, 2-Hybrids, gage? Falling Drive. The views
570-829-2411 570-592-1386 algaecide, car- email address
570-740-1392 7 irons, putter, bag behind on your are spectacular
tridge, chlorine, PH,
$60. 570-655-4815 payments? You from our 5 bed-
DIGITAL CAMERA - $25 firm. This will create a
758 Miscellaneous RELIGIOUS ITEMS - may get mail from room home with 2
HP Photosmart 7.2 570-709-1915 seller account
Hand made Say it HERE online and login
people who promise stone fireplaces &
Rosaries, $5. Pope MegaPixel w/2Gig to forestall your
AIR CONDITIONER - Memory. Takes stills in the Classifieds! information will be hardwood floors
Kenmore 8,000 BTU John Paul II Memori-
and video. Used 570-829-7130 796 Wanted to Buy emailed to you from
foreclosure for a fee throughout. Call
with remote. $80. blia. 570-829-2411
item sold as is. $49 Merchandise gadzoo.com
in advance. Report for an appointment.
570-885-2222 PING PONG TABLE, them to the Federal We also welcome
SAFE DEPOSIT BOX Call Rick 283-2552 “The World of Pets
Yale, 18”x13”. $100.
570-825-5847
$50.
570-825-5847 BUYING SPORT CARDS Unleashed”
Trade Commission,
the nation’s con-
realtors. $799,000
570-639-2423
BARREL, 772 Pools & Spas Pay Cash for
You can then use
sumer protection
wooden. POOL TABLE baseball, football, agency. Call 1-877-
53 gallon.
Excellent
THE AVENGERS
DVD ‘63 boxed set. POOL 21’ round x American Heritage basketball, hockey your account to
enhance your online
FTC-HELP or click To place your
condition $195. 6 Classic Episodes
with Patrick Mac-
56” deep, new liner,
new cover, new
7’ oak & slate Bil-
liard table with blue
& non-sports. Sets,
singles & wax. ad. Post up to 6
on ftc.gov. A mes-
sage from The ad Call Toll Free
570-876-3830
Nee and Honor pump, new filter
complete with deck.
cloth, includes wall
rack, 4 cues &
570-212-0398 captioned photos
of your pet
Times Leader and
the FTC.
1-800-427-8649
Blackman. $25 Expand your text to
Rick 570-283-2552 $975. or best offer. bridge. Excellent
BEDLINER: 89 include more
BEAR CREEK
570-328-6767 condition, buyer
Chevy S10 truck information, include
TOASTER OVEN must move $899.
bedliner, standard POOL FILTERS Intex, your contact
VILLAGE
white, Hamilton 570-474-2206
cab $30. 2000 (disposable) $7. information such
Beach $10.
SWOYERSVILLE
Chevy Cavalier LS each. 696-4020 as e-mail, address
rear trunk spoiler, 570-472-1646 778 Stereos/ phone number and 13 Hedge Road
20 year old Con-
black $10. Four TOASTER OVEN/ POOL: above Accessories 800 or website.
temporary in
barrel carb running BREAD MAKER ground, 15ft round
from Chevy motor combination by 4 years old. Hay- RECORD PETS & ANIMALS DOG: Loving family prime location. 3
$50. 3 suitcases in ward filter. $500. TURNTABLE Opti- dog, Frankie, is bedrooms, 2.5
Toastmaster, digital looking for a new baths, large
excellent shape control, like new. 570-592-3862 mus Model Lab-
$40. 570-740-1246 Originally. $130. 1000 semi-automat- 810 Cats home. 10 year old kitchen, unfin-
VACUUM Hayward ic belt drive. Little miniature doberman ished basement,
BRIDAL ITEMS wed- asking $35. Ultra Pool vacuum. BEAGLE about 1 pincher. (Weighs hardwood floors
570-868-6327 use. $25. cash.
ding gown size 14 Used one season. 570-868-6327 year old, black & about 15 lbs). Very 1st floor and
beaded & sequence TRAILER home- New $ 500., asking white, brown face friendly. Free to a attached 2 car Immaculate 2 story,
bodice & train $65. made construction $ 200. 388-6937 loveable, house good home. garage. Total
780 Televisions/ stone & vinyl. Large
Wedding candle trailer converts to trained, not Call 570-899-1075 electric. lot on cul-de-sac.
with tea light insert boat trailer holds up 774 Restaurant Accessories neutered, named $265,000 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2
$3. Size 7 flower girl to 1 ton $175. Oreo. FREE to good (570) 472-9660 baths. Detached
dress $35 matching 570-825-3955 Equipment TELEVISION: GE. home includes oversized 2 car
FORTY FORT
accessories $10. 28” works good, about 1 week of
RESTAURANT garage with loft.
570-331-0815 VACUUM Electrolux needs remote $90. food, kennel, toys & Tile, hardwood,
upright, like new, EQUIPMENT 570-740-1246 bones. 855-9475 Small ranch home. 2 granite, central air.
GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
CEDAR CHEST, $75, excellent condition Bev Air 2 door bedroom, full base-
Floor Lamp, $25, TELEVISIONS: 2 CAT & KITTENS laundry/pantry &
$100. 822-9855 refrigerator/ sand- ment, new roof. large family room
Pine shelf $5. wich prep table, TV’s, color. 19” & FREE! Homes AKC shots, wormed Large carport. Very
Swag, grapes & WHEELS Toyota 25”. 25” Polaroid urgently needed. with built in bar &
Model SP48-12, low utility bills. 1 mile
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wine bottles $5. Scion 16” steel 5 lug works very well, They love people, www.mountain fireplace on 1st
$1300. For details from Route 81. Ask- floor. $276,900.
570-693-2612 wheels. Total of 4. Call 570-498-3616 with remote. $20. animals & kids. Will hauskennels.com ing $40,000. Call
Brand new. $180 609-433-5660 transport. 570-288-3256
570-746-1689 Nick 570-702-4077 570-406-2462
570-287-1642 (Wilkes-Barre) 570-299-7146
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WILKES-BARRE SOUTH
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quiet neighborhood. 1 & 2 bedroom
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lots of closets, built
shower. Refrigera-
tor, stove, ceiling
$440. 570-332-5723
GREAT LOCATION
ments for ages 62
and older. Income
limits apply. Rent
in linen, built in
hutch, hardwood
and carpeted
fans, carpeting,
heat, hot water, WILKES-BARRE
West River St.
414 Front Street
available immedi-
ately, 1800 square
sewer & garbage
only $437 month. floors, fireplace, included. No pets Large 2, 3, & 4 feet, Move in con-
* Utilities Included storage room, yard, or smoking. bedroom apart- dition. New car-
* Laundry Facilities w/d hookup and $465 + security. ments. Heat & hot peting. Reception
* On Site new stove. Heat Call (570) 814-2229 water included. Bal- area, conference
Management and hot water incl. cony. Off street room, kitchen, and
46 Zerby Ave *Private parking Available May 1. 1 parking. Washer 3 offices, Located
Sunday 1pm-3pm
WILKES-BARRE on main street in
SUNDAY Call for appointment yr. lease + security dyer hookup. Pets
Lease with option 1:00PM-3:00PM 570-654-5733 $900/month OK. $855 - $950. Hanover Section,
to buy, completely Completely remod- Monday - Friday 570-406-1411 Mayflower Call 570-237-0124 off-street parking,
remodeled, mint, eled home with 8am-11am. Equal forced air furnace,
Crossing
turn key condition,
3 bedrooms, 1.5
everything new.
New kitchen, baths,
938 Apartments/
Furnished
Housing Opportunity
KINGSTON Apartments
central air,
$950/per month
or
WILKES-BARRE
closets, with floors, hardwoods, to set an
hardwoods, carpet granite countertops, ad call...829-7130 570.822.3968 appointment
West River Street
& tile floors, new all new stainless 1 bedroom, well fur- Several 1 bedroom
kitchen and baths,
gas heat, shed,
large yard.
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
nished. Includes
heating, cooling,
Bring Rover or Kitty
- Light & bright
open floor plans
apartments
able.
avail-
Hardwood OFFICE SPACE
Wyoming 900 Sf.
microwave, dish- garbage, water, flooring & appli-
$134,000, seller washer, free stand- cable, HBO & & move right into - All major Utilities included.
ances included.
will pay closing ing shower, tub for broadband WIFI. your choice of a 1 appliances included Heat, water, sewer Approx 21.5’x40’
costs, $5000 down
and monthly
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
Security & Refer-
ences. No Pets.
HANOVER TOWNSHIP or 2 bedroom apt.
Off street parking,
- Pets welcome*
- Close to everything
& trash also includ-
ed. Walking dis-
$800/month
570-430-4396
payments are Great location, 1 coin laundry, great
neighborhood 570-829-1279 tance to Wilkes Uni-
$995/month. $154,900 (835.00 /
bedroom apartment location. $450- - 24 hour emergency versity. Pet Friendly.
PLAINS TWP
WALSH in residential area, $600/mo + security, 7 PETHICK DRIVE
30years/ 5%) maintenance
REAL ESTATE 570-654-1490
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Available June 1.
OFF RTE. 315
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570-654-1490 Unfurnished $600/month Call 570-262-1577
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570-793-6294
4 Rooms,
2 Bedrooms, Wall
to Wall carpet,
570-822-8577 new apartment?
Classified lets
ter cooking island,
dining room,
raised ceiling with LIQUIDATION SALE!
air, gas heat, off
street parking. $625
44 E. Walnut St.
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stove and
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hardwood floor. Lender Owned 570-299-7103 standing neighbor- Heat Included. Office / Retail
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home. Tiled ings - $69,900! bath, expansive 1 & 2 Bedroom. Call 570-823-2214 4,500 SF Office
kitchen and bath. Less than 3 hrs NY apartment. All new No pets. after 1 p.m. Showroom,
Kitchen appli- City. Gorgeous set- kitchen with appli- Rents based Warehouse 3 bedrooms, living
ances included. ting, views, ances. Extra stor- on income start Loading Dock room, dining room,
NICELY PRICED stonewalls! FREE age available. $650 at $405 & $440. 4 Acres touching kitchen, washer/
$219,900
(570) 233-1993
CLOSING COSTS!
888-793-7762 HANOVER TOWNSHIP + utilities. No pets,
no smoking. Lease/
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I81 will build to suit.
Call 570-829-1206
dryer hook up. No
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for free info packet! 3029 South Main St application Equal Housing Fenced yard & off-
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A yard or garage sale PLAINS
parking. Washer
/dryer hookup.
2nd floor apartment.
Large bedroom &
living areas, wall to WILKES-BARRE
included. Front
porch & shared
Prime Space.
1,250 sq. ft., LARKSVILLE
Heat & cooking backyard. Heat & Near Kingston 3 bedroom, 1 bath
in classified 38 & 40 Laurel St
2 blocks off River gas included. Ten-
wall carpet. Includes
all appliances +
PARSONS SECTION
1ST FLOOR, 1 bed-
hot water included. Corners. Great half double, Freshly
Tenant pays electric
is the best way St. 50’W X 100’D. ant pays electric & washer / dryer. All room apartment, off & cooking gas.
location for retail or cleaned & painted.
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hookup, basement, basement & called home?
yard, gas heat. 1-car garage.
Classified will address Unfurnished Unfurnished
No Pets. Ready Now, A.B.C. Professional
$525/month $795/per month, Your needs. Painting
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& lease deposit.
your
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ride?
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1 bath, lots of
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ment & yard. Hard-
wood floors, 3 bed- HARVEYS LAKE
Lake front apart-
Cabinet Refinish-
ing
Drywall/Finishing
(*Maximum Incomes vary according to household size)
included. $575/mo. rooms. Sewer &
1st & last. Call water included. ment & home for Power Washing • High Efficiency Heat/Air Conditioning
Deck Specialist
We’ll run your ad in the
rent. Furnished.
570-332-8922 Security & refer-
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ences required.
FREE ESTIMATES • Community Room • Private Parking
WILKES-BARRE
570-639-5041
2 Half Doubles
$1,095/month
Call (570) 498-1510 for details. Larry Neer
570-606-9638 classified section until your • Rent Includes Water, Sewer & Refuse
Both located in nice
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LINE UP ORANGE vehicle is sold. For more info or to apply, please call:
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ers, flush toilets,
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