A Nice Article about Love

I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the
edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it
before me, and said this:

“you see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love.”

This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to
remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers
round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love…they try to posses it,
they demand, they expect… and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will
retrieve from you.

For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you
love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don’t expect,

Advice, but don’t order.

Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is
the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations
from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring.

Passing thought… Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the
moments that take our breath away….

Life is beautiful !!! Live it !!!

-Swami Vivekananda
 Proud To Be An Indian
INDIA never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history

INDIA invented the number system Aryabatta invented ‘Zero’

The world’s first university was invented in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500
students more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in 4th century BC.

According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for
computer software.

Ayurveda was the earliest known medicine to humans.

The art of navigation was born on River Sindh 5000 years ago.

The value pi was calculated by Budhayar. He explained the concept of Pythagaros

Theorem.

Algebra, Trignometry and calculus came from India.

According to Germolgical Institute of America, until 1896, INDIA was the only
source of diamonds in the world.

Sushrutha is the Father of Surgery. Usage of Anaesthesia was well known in India.
 Quotes About INDIA
“INDIA conquered and dominated china culturally for 20 centuries without ever
having to send a single across her border”

- Hushih (Former Chinese Ambassador to USA)

“we owe a lot to the INDIANS, who taught us how to count, without which no
worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made”

-Albert Einstein
 Believe it or not
Indian hockey team beat USA with a record 24 – 1 margin in 1932 olympics in USA.

The famous writer Margaret Mitchell (USA) wrote only one book in her life time
named “Gone with the wind” about American Civil war.

Contaract is a dangerous disease in which the lens of eye becomes opaque.

Bolivia’s administrative capital, La Paz at 12,000 feet is the largest capital in the
world.

Cellulose and starch are the polymer of glucose.

Liquid HELIUM is called super liquid.

“Diamond Sutra” is the oldest known printed book.

When Will Man Learn?

The green meadows carpeted the earth
Lined with nodding daffodils and daisies

And majestic trees decked with the finest green mossed

The melodies of winged friends filled the air

And my ears with sweetness

Oh! Where are all these riches?

Now concrete towers pierce the sky

And black roads wind by

There is endless noise of cutting down,

Banging, bulldozing, erecting

There is confusion everywhere

Oh! God! When will man learn

To appreciate the beauty of your creation?

When will he learn?

Oh! Will he ever learn?

Humanitarian
 It was the time that the greatest scientist Thomas Alva Edison has turned
the world from darkness into a brightest world. Celebrations led throughout USA. To
celebrate Edison’s work and magnificent job, a party was arranged at the top floor of
his home. Many gathered in the evening. Edison asked his friend to carry the ‘electric
bulb’ from the lab to the party. His friend ran towards the Edison’s lab and took the
bulb and started to walk up the staircase.

His friend keep eyes on the bulb as a wonderful object. Unfortunately he

slipped on the upstairs and the bulb broken into pieces. Edison’s friend got frightened
on seeing the angry crowd. All members began to scold him “you fool! Don’t you
know how to handle!” Edison excuses and left the place and doesn’t get excited or
angered. He worked in his lab for more hours and re-made the electric bulb. Again
Edison asked the same friend to do it again.

A member said angrily “mr. Edison, don’t let this fool to handle, he has already
broken”.

Edison smiled and replied “If the bulb gets broken, I have the formula and I can do it,
but if my friend’s heart gets broken, I have no formula”. Tears flow out from his
friend’s eyes.

This incident shows Edison not only as a greatest scientist but also as a
humanitarian who feels human heart. Long live his fame.

“I proud of the fact that I never invented weapons” - T .A. Edison

Vaigai Express
Think of Vadivelu and read like him…::Excellent

Sorry … if u don’t know tamil… any way try…

Nan sari oru round thane nu oru interview ku poneen

Anga 5 per ma,
Maathi Maathi question kettainga.
Ennala mudincha varaikkum answer sonneen.
Apram 4th floor ponga offer vangikkunga nu sonnanuga
sarinu nanum nambi 4th floor ku poneen.
Anga 8 per ma,
Avangalala evlo mudiyumo avlo question kettanga.
Dhidir nu oruthan HR ku phone a pottu…
machan.. free ya iruntha vada inga oruthan sikki irukkanu sonnan.
Nanum evlo neram than answer therinja mathiriye nadikkarathu.
Adula oruthan sonnan, enna question kettalum samalikiranda
Evan Romba Intelligentunu sollitan maaa…

NEVER MARRY A SOFTWARE GIRL….

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE
key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and
EXIT from house.

Never marry a C + + girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl, she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

MARRY A GIRL FROM A “HARD” WARE FAMILY, THEN……………….

SO TAKE MY ADVISE AND DON’T MARRY

ALWAYS BE HAPPY

Super Jokes to enjoy

Husband: En manaivi rumba TV parkira doctor.
Doctor: Entha alavukku??
Husband: Current cut aanalum TV-i Torch adichu paarkira doctor

What is the difference between Love marriage & Arranged marriage?

First one is Tharkolai…. And the next one is Thittamitta kolai

Patient: Doctor vaithu vali, porukka mudiyala doctor.

Doctor: Vaithu valikirappa yaen neenga porukka poreenga????

Teacher: can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

Man: Doctor en wifekku peyi pudichirukku..

Doctor: eppadi sollureenga?
Man: munnadi kalakalannu sirichava ippo lakalakalakanu sirikkira.

Sardar Son: O God! Please make Newyork the capital of Punjab.

Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam?

Why are Egyptian’s children always confused??

Because after death, their daddy becomes the Mummy!!

Sardar 1: Train kandupidichadu nallatha pochu..

Sardar 2: yaen?
Sardar 1: illaina thandavalam yellam veena poirukkum…….!!

Luckiest She
Boundless joy, I did have
Soon it turned a fast bubble
For they say, “pooh!” A girl
An addition to the government cradle
Many a tear I did shed
Never a heart it stirred.

My dear!
You are not an accident
You are God’s well planned intent
Kept in mind for long latent
Set on high O’ er all the spheres
To dominate the universe
Have and hope you shed on us
To keep us in a good content

This thought is so fine

And drives away the troubles of mine
Your babble as sweet as honey
Will sure be a charm to many
In your smile I do see
The silver moon’s glee

You rise as a Phoenix

From the trap they fix
And spread your glorious rays aglow
To derive the dreadful dark away
Beaming, blushing and blooming you stay
To usher in one day

Let the whole earth

May curse you
Surely I will nurse you
As a treasure ‘He’ assured
Hoping you’d sing a dirge
To the evils that blame your birth

You strike the dath blow

To all those who humiliate your breed
You ring the death knell
To all those “Old Age Homes”
As fast as they breed

I hope, this creed, you to fulfill

As you are all I need
Your hair is as soft as silk, black as night,
I’m proud and thankful to God, his might
Those hands are empty and bare
May He fill it with love and care
You are my angel, you are my hope
You are my, ‘Luckiest She’
YES YOU ARE MY ‘LUCKIEST SHE’

PUZZLES
1. What is represented by this Brain Bat?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDWESTDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2. If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only
have one
match, so what do you light first?

3. What does this equation simplify to?

(x-a)*(x-b)*(x-c)*…*(x-z) = ?

4. If it were two hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be
if it were an hour later. What time is it?

5. Find a number whose double exceeds its half by exactly 99.

6. If Poland is 44 miles away. Canada is 42 miles and Mongolia is 56 miles away,

how far away is peru?

7. If the Manchester quartet can play Beethoven’s 9th Symphony in 12 minutes,

how quickly can the Birmingham Trio play it?

8. Add a single straight line to make this equation true

-the equals sign remains untouched.

5+5+5=550

ANSWERS:
1. West Indies: [WEST IN D’s]
2. The match!
3. 0,Since one of the terms is (x-x).
4. 21:00
5. 66.
6. 28: each vowel is worth 6 and consonant is worth.
7. In the same time, the time taken to play should not rely on the number of
players!
8. Changes one of the + in to a 4: 5+545=550.

VIRUS PROTECTION
With an estimated 40,000 viruses already identified and some 300 new viruses created
each month ,keeping a computer free of viruses is a daunting but not impossible task.
The following are steps every computer user should follow to protect his or her
computer from viruses.

1. Install an anti-virus software program to identify and remove viruses before they
can cause any damage. These programs scan, or review , files that may come
from floppy diskettes, the Internet, email attachments, or networks , looking for
patterns of code that patterns in the anti-virus software vendor’s database of
known viruses. Once detected, the software isolates and removes the virus
before it can be activated.

2. Because the number of viruses is increasing all the time, it is important to keep
anti-virus software up to date with information on newly identified viruses.
Anti-virus software vendors are constantly updating their databases if
information on viruses and making this information available to their customers
via their web sites or email.

3. Do not open email from unknown recipients or messages that contain

unexpected attachments. A user should delete these types of messages. As a
general rule, a user should scan every email attachment for viruses before
opening it---even an expected attachment—as the sender may have unknowingly
sent an infected file.

RESUME OF COMPUTER
Name: - Charles Babbage
Mother’s Name - Lady Ada Love Lace
Fore father - Calculator, Abacus
Favorite Fruit - Apple
Favorite Snacks - Chips
Favorite Flower - Lotus
Favorite Animal - Mouse
Favorite Dress - Software
Favorite Alphabet - C
Insect I Hate - Bugs
Disease I am Afraid of - Viral Fever
Friends - Good Programmers
Aim - To Think Like Man
Life Time Achievement - Made Men Lazy
Lucky Numbers - 0, 1

PLACEMENT TIPS

Here are few tips given by the Human Resources Managers from TCS How
companies rate us,
 Image and appearance - 10% Communication - 25%
Job skills and qualification - 25% Attitude - 40%

To tackle the technical round,

Let your answer be to the point & Explain the concepts involved
Give a systematic answer & Concentrate on core and it related skills
Express your common sense and reasoning ability
To explain about your project,

Explain the objective of the project

Tell about the composition of the team and our role in the team
The methodologies used must be explained with the related findings
Our specific contribution to the project
What we learnt by the project i.e. the value added learning
Few common questions and what they expect and how to prepare

1. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF?

This question needs an intense and extensive preparation explaining our

family, schooling and college life highlighting our talents and abilities.

2. WHAT ARE YOUR CARRER GOALS?

We must divide the question as primary and secondary goals or short

term and long term goals and present them in s reasonable manner relating it
to the company’s objective.

3. WHY DO YOU WISH TO JOIN US?

Co-relate our objective and goals with the vision and mission of the
company and justify the answer.

4. WHY SHOULD I SELECT YOU?

This question is also answered as the above co-relating our objective

with that the company’s.

5. WHAT IF YOU ARE NOT SELECTED?

We must show our abilities to handle failure and how we learn lessons
and experience from them in a positive manner.

6. HOW MUCH SALARY DO YOU EXPECT?

Rather than concentrating on figures show that you rate it according to

your responsibilities in the job.
7. WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS?

State a weakness and how you have planned to rectify. Highlight how
far you have succeeded and how long it will take to overcome it.

8. WHAT IS YOUR STRENGTH?

State your strengths and duly acknowledge them with real life
experience.

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION?

Ask positive questions related to our career and about the company.

10. IF YOU ARE ON THIS PANEL WHAT WOULD BE THE QUALITIES

YOU WILL BE LOOKING FOR?

State the general qualities needed for the job.

WORDS AND THEIR MEANINGS

The most selfish “ONE” letter word………………..”I”……………….Trust it….
The most satisfying “TWO” letter word…………….”WE”……………Avoid it……
The most poisonous “THREE” letter word…………”EGO”……...........Use it……
The most used “FOUR” letter words……………….”LOVE”………….Kill it….
The most pleasing “FIVE” letter word……………..”SMILE”…………Value it…
The fastest spreading “SIX” letter word……………”RUMOUR”...........Keep it…
The hardest working “SEVEN” letter word………..”SUCCESS”………Ignore it...
The most selfish “EIGHT” letter word…………….”JEALOUSY”…….Achieve it…
The most selfish “NINE” letter word………………”KNOWLEDGE”...Distance it…..
The most selfish “TEN” letter word………………..”CONFIDENCE”...Acquire it…..