Clowns available!

Did you know All Saints has their very own Clown
WELCOME TO ALL SAINTS ministry available for parish functions? We are booking events for the
CATHOLIC CHURCH rest of the 2008 year. If you would like us to attend your event, please
contact Ken S., [# omitted] or email the [email omitted] to get on our
SUMMER MASS SCHEDULE. calendar. If you are interested in joining this unique ministry, please also
Monday 9am Mass let Ken know.
12:10pm Communion Service
Tuesday 9am & 12:10pm Mass (No 7pm service) Parish Grounds: Do you enjoy the grounds at All Saints? If you do, the
Wednesday 9am & 12:10pm Mass church can use your help in weeding, trimming, trash and general
Thursday 9am Mass cleaning of the property. All are welcome! You can work as much or as
12:10pm Communion (No 7pm) little as your time allows. Everything is provided. Please call Angela O.
Friday 9am & 12:10pm Mass at [# omitted] to offer your support and help.
Saturday and Sunday schedules remain the same
Don’t forget we have a wonderful nursery during the 10am Mass for
children 4 and under. The nursery is NOT open holiday week-ends.
STEWARDSHIP THOUGHT
Elijah recognized the voice of God not in the strong and heavy wind, not We have a few Bulletin sponsor spaces left. If you are a parishioner and
in the earthquake, and not in the fire, but in a tiny whispering sound. would like to advertise your business on the back of the Bulletin, please
May we find enough quiet in our clamorous world to hear His voice and contact Lee at the parish office.
discern what He is calling us to do and be.
Deacon Chris R. will be offering a two-part class on “Liturgy” this
VOCATION THOUGHT Wed. and next at 7pm in the parish hall. The class will meet for about an
Do not be afraid; have faith and trust in the Lord’s call. Consider being hour. All parishioners welcome!
a priest, brother, or sister. Read Matthew 14: 22-23.
The live plants in the church are maintained on a regular basis by the Art
PARISH CALENDAR and Environment Committee. Please resist the temptation to water
Sun. Aug. 10 2:00pm Altar Server Training (Church) them when they look “sad.”
2:00pm Baptism preparation class (Lounge)
Tues. Aug. 12 9:30am Mother Cabrini Guild (Resource Room) The All Saints Cub Scout pack and Boy Scout troop are looking for
4:00pm Altar Server Training (Church) boys ages 6-18 to join us in scouting. Please contact Kevin M. at [#
7:30pm St. Catherine’s Croppers (Parish Hall) omitted] or Jeff S. at [# omitted] for more information.
Wed. Aug. 13 10:00am Friends and Crafts Guild (Lounge)
7:00pm Liturgy workshop (Parish Hall) CONGRATULATIONS and welcome to Alexander, son of Peter and
Thurs. Aug. 14 9:45am Diocesan Catholic Women (Parish Hall) Marta; Adam Fisher, son of John and Cara; and Ryan Edward, son of
10:00am Grief Support Group (Resource Room) Michael and Jennifer who were baptized last weekend.
4:00pm Altar Server Training (Church
7:00pm Vigil Mass (Feast of the Assumption) REMEMBER: PURCHASE YOUR GROCERY GIFT CERTIFICATES
Fri. Aug. 15 The Feast of the Assumption AFTER ALL WEEKEND MASSES
Masses at 9am and 12:10. Good for ALL purchases at Kroger or Food City

PARISH ANNOUNCEMENTS
Coffee and Donuts Unless we have volunteers signed up the week
before, we will not be serving. Thank you for volunteering!
COME ONE, COME ALL!
Mark your calendars for our annual Labor Day picnic on
Sun., Aug. 31st after the 11:45am Mass. Hamburgers, hot
dogs and drinks provided. Please pick an item below,
according to your last name/initial and bring to the pavilion
to complete our picnic.
A'F Potato or pasta salad, slaw
G'L Baked beans or vegetable
M'P Cheese or veggie tray or chips with dip or salsa
Q'R Lettuce, tomato, onion or pickles (choose two)
S'Z Dessert.
If you have any questions, contact Patti G. at [# omitted] or
Ida R. at [# omitted]. SEE YA THERE!
Certificates are available during the week from 7:30am-3:30pm in
the parish office.
GRIEF SUPPORT MINISTRY
Grief Support Group meets Thursday, 10:00am in the Resource Room.
YOUTH MINISTRY
(Annie N., Youth Minister)
Email [email omitted] or phone 531-0770
CATHOLIC SINGLES
Sun., Aug. 10 Want to buy a duck? Come and visit us at the Boys and
Girls Club Booth at West Town Mall from 11am until 7pm. If you want
to volunteer to help sell the ducks for a couple of hours or more, please
contact Gail B. at [# omitted] or email [email omitted]. Prefer 3
volunteers per hour. If you are not able to volunteer on Aug. 10th, please
contact Ernie B., [# omitted] at the Boys and Girls Club for available
hours.
Fri., Aug. 15 August Birthday Happy Hour at Flat Water Grill, Oak
Ridge at 6:15pm. Please call Keith, [# omitted] by Aug. 11 for table
planning purposes. If you wish to carpool, meet at Jan M.’s home at
6pm. (email [email omitted] for directions to Jan’s home.)
Sun., Aug. 17 Brunch and Banter at Lakeside Tavern (Concord Park),
1:00pm. Join host Janlyn for this monthly fellowship meal at one of our
favorite local restaurants. For table planning purposes, please RSVP to
Janlyn [# omitted] by Aug. 16.
CATHOLIC WOMEN
St. Catherine’s Croppers: We welcome all members to join us at our
monthly gatherings to work on your scrapbooks, organize photos, make
cards or any other paper crafting hobby you enjoy. Please note, our
meeting date has been changed. We will now meet on the second
Tuesday each month at 7:30pm in the parish hall. Our next meeting will
be Tues., Aug. 12. Please call Paula M. at [# omitted] or email [email
omitted] if you have any questions.
“You are the Branches” will kick off our new parish cookbook and
women’s programs for the next school year! Please join us Sat., Aug.
23rd for the 9am Mass and then over to the parish hall to eat, hear about
our programs and buy your copy of the new cookbook. This is a great
time to meet new women and sign up to get involved. If you sent a
recipe for the cookbook, bring your dish to share and we will have a great
potluck! Any questions? Call Susan at [# omitted].
Revelation Wrap-Up! This Thurs. at 9:45am, Dr. Ruth Smith will wrap
up our study on Revelation. Even if you have not been able to attend
before, come and learn more about the Catholic perspective on this book.
Attention Mom’s wanting to join Mom and Tots and current
members! We will be conducting our yearly meeting on Mon., Aug. 18
at 7pm in the Ed. Bldg. Childcare will be provided in the nursery. Please
come and hear what we have planned for this fall and/or if you are
interested in joining Mom and Tots. For questions, please call or email
Jessica A., [# omitted] or [email omitted].
SENIOR KIDS
Join the “Lunch Bunch” on Thurs., August 14th, 1:30pm at Rafferty’s,
8906 Kingston Pike. For reservations, call Camille at [# omitted].
MEN’S CLUB
All men of the parish are invited to join us on Thurs., Aug. 14, 7:30pm at
“Hooters.” We will be discussing the building of our second Habitat for
Humanity Home. We need your help and support so please come!
FAITH FORMATION
GRADES 1-5 RELIGIOUS EDUCATION
Ongoing registration is available throughout the summer. You can pick
up a registration form in the parish office lobby area.
Teaching Teams Required and Needed: Grade 1 is in need of one
more adult to complete a teaching team; Grade 3 is in need of 2 adults to
complete 2 teaching teams; Grade 4 is in need of 1 teaching team (two
adults) and Grade 5 is in need of 2.5 teaching teams (3 adults). Call
Miriam at [# omitted], Carol at [# omitted] or the office at 531-0770 to
volunteer. Classes without teaching teams when we begin will be
provided with home school materials until teaching teams step forward.
It’s time to register for the 2008-09 Children’s Liturgy Program for
children of All Saints parishioners who turn 4 by October 1, 2008 and
those children who are enrolled in Kindergarten. Please email the
following information to [email omitted]. Parent’s name, address,
telephone, child’s name and birth date.
CATHOLIC CHARITIES
Catholic Charities will hold its first ever Special Events Training and
Kick-off for volunteers and staff, Sat., Aug. 23 at the Chancery. The
training is open to current or potential volunteers across the diocese who
will be working with the various fund-raising events for the Chattanooga,
Jonesborough and Knoxville regions. For reservations or more info,
contact Freddi B., at [# omitted] or [email omitted]
The Men Moving Forward program needs two working printers for use
by program participants. If you are looking for a good home for your
inkjet or laser printer that is in good working order, please call MMF
volunteer Jerry C. at [# omitted].
CATHOLIC SCHOOLS
SACRED HEART CATHEDRAL
Employment Opportunity: Full-time position to be filled as soon as
possible. Applicant must meet the certification requirements for a
Guidance Counselor in the state of Tennessee or be willing and able to
meet these requirements. Bilingual (Spanish) candidate preferred. Please
mail resume to Sedonna P., 711 Northshore Drive., 37919 or fax to [#
omitted].
DIOCESE AND DEANERY
Holy Ghost parish will end its centenary celebration with a Mass at
6pm on Fri., Aug. 15. Bishop Vann Johnston will preach the homily. A
dinner will be held at the World’s Fair Convention center immediately
following the Mass. Reservations can be made by calling Melissa M. at
[# omitted], M-F., 9am-4:30pm. Adults: $12.50; children under 12,
$5.50.
For information on Engaged Encounter weekends visit the website at
www.engagedencounter.org. or contact Mike and Charla H., [# omitted].
The next local weekend will be held October 10-12, 2008.
RCIA: The Heart of the Parish: Saturday, Aug. 23 from 9am-3:30pm
at St. Thomas, Lenoir City. The main speaker will be Sister Gael
Gensler, OSF. Please contact [email omitted], [# omitted] or Tanya at [#
omitted] for additional information.
OTHER
FOSTER CARE. Currently East Tennessee is in a major shortage for
foster parents. This shortage is causing a crisis within the state of
Tennessee. A great number of children need healthy homes, and healthy
role models to heal the wounds that were inflicted upon them. They need
to live in a home with parents that can teach them independent living
skills, so they can become functioning people in society. Please contact
one of the local foster care agencies if you can offer a loving home for
any of these children and to obtain more details.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty—they
merely move it from their faces into their hearts.
 WEEKLY READINGS
Today’s Readings are on page 1034 in the Hymnal
Mon. Ez 1: 2-5; 24-28 Mt 17: 22-27
Tues. Ez 2: 8; 3:4 Mt 18: 1-5; 10-14
Wed Ez 9: 1-7; 10: 18-22 Mt 18: 15-20
Thur. Ez 12: 1-2 Mt 18: 21-19:1
Fri. Rv 11: 19a; 12: 1-6a; 10ab Lk 1: 39-56
Sat. Ez 18: 1-10; 13: 3032 Mt 19: 13-15
Sun. Is 56: 1, 6-7 Rom 11: 13-32 Mt 15: 21-28

MASS INTENTIONS
Please pray for Ayyoub F., father of Raida O. who died recently
Mon. 9:00am Special intention by the C. family
12:10pm Communion Service
Tues. 9:00am Brad B. by Whitey and Sue P.
12:10pm Dan K. by Marilyn B. and family
Wed. 9:00am Greg H. by the V. family
12:10pm Fr. Thomas K. by Elizabeth May O.
Thurs. 9:00am Brad B. by Pat and Tom S.
12:10pm Communion Service
7:00pm John and Mildred R. by the M. family
Fri: 9:00am Joe E. by the family
12:10pm Helen G. by Whitey and Sue P.
Sat. 9:00am John P. by the family
5:00pm Pearl M. by Nancy C.
Sun. 8:15am Peter R. by Dick and Jane K.
10:00am Bob and Bessie M. by the M. family
11:45am People of All Saints parish