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The Trapdoor
Fred Matthews was leaving his home to go to work when a torrent of
water cascaded down from the ceiling. He reached up to stop it. Soon
the water was past his ankles.
The floor felt soft and squidgy. He felt mud between his toes. He began
to sink into it and realised he was being swallowed.
His body kept on sinking until his legs emerged on the other side.
He was under water. The saltiness stung his eyes. It was dark and cold.
He couldn’t hold his breath much longer. Strange, glowing creatures
swam around him.
He saw a door on the sea bed and turned the handle. The door opened.
The force of the water pushed him through.
When he opened his eyes he was back in his house, lying on the floor,
covered in mud and seaweed.
AK-47
I was practising underwater somersaults and came up for air when I
noticed they were standing at the edge of the pool.
“Me?”
I swam over.
His arm lunged out. He grasped my head like a grapefruit and thrust me
under the water. Another two jumped in either side of me. I could see
thousands of tiny silvery bubbles. I struggled to the surface, coughing
and sucking in air. The two in the water pulled me down. It wasn’t long
before I stopped wriggling.
Just as I gasped for air they ducked me again. I didn’t wriggle that
second time.
During class his bottom had been itching. He scratched his school
shorts but it continued to irritate him.
Before the end of the break, while the other children were playing, he
went behind a building.
A wave of terror swept through him. What was this? The revulsion
made him feel ill.
He grabbed at it, trying to catch hold of the thing but his fingers kept
slipping.
At church that Sunday they sang to the Lord but he remained silent.
They had the Holy Spirit in them. He knew what lived inside him.
Herman Marmaduke
By the time I met Herman Marmaduke he was no longer the famous
television star of ‘Herman’s Wild World’. No one knew him as the
‘tarantula tamer’ or ‘the man who swam with sharks’. He had withdrawn
from the world. Even his best-seller from two decades previously, ‘The
Way of the Wild Man’ was no longer in print.
Rumour had it that he sat in his garden and typed one sheet of paper
each day on his Olympia typewriter.
Long ago, he had fallen in love with a woman. She had left him for Larry
Waite, a local businessman known for his shady dealings.
When I woke the fail-safe mechanism had flooded the lab with toxic
gas, killing everyone.
I found a car and drove home. My wife and children had caught the
virus. They tried to rip me apart.
I drove away.
That was two years ago. I met some people. We started a new life. We
are the survivors of an old world forging to create a new one.
Sometimes I walk into the desert. I need a break from all this post-
apocalypse cliché.
Forbidden
They lived on the edge of a forest, by the mouth of the great river. The
houses were simple mud-box constructions. The temple stood on a hill
overlooking the city.
The father surveyed his home. They would have to build an extension
for the new baby.
“Father?”
“Yes, Son?”
The boy’s father looked around to check no one was listening. “Son,”
he said, “The elders at the temple say what is allowed and what is not.
Who are we to question their wisdom?”
“I don’t understand.”
The boy’s father shook his head. “It is forbidden to question that which
is forbidden. This is the fourth rule of the temple.”
Just then his daughter drew a circle in the sand. The father ran across
and kicked dirt over it. His daughter looked up and cried.
“Never draw that sign,” he said, sternly. “That is the forbidden sign.”
Duty
The friend I’d arranged to meet was talking to a man at the bar when I
arrived.
The word ‘duty’ annoyed me. “No one cares about duty,’ I said. “Look
around you.”
“Duty is an old fashioned idea,” I said. “No one cares about faith or
patriotism.” I looked him in the eye. “So Mr Duty ... What have you
given our glorious nation?” I laughed as he walked away.
Shortly before closing time I saw him leave. It was only then I noticed
his metal leg.
The rain came down hard as I walked home. A passing car slowed to
offer me a lift. It was the soldier. I ducked into the trees so he couldn’t
see my face.
The Hermit
He lives in an old bear cave, wears a deerskin jacket. He carries a
rucksack with snake inside. The snake protects a poisoned apple. The
apple is his gift to perfect strangers.
On clear nights he watches the sky. The stars move through the
darkness.
He watches them from the undergrowth. He listens to the wind and the
sound of leaves. He moves through the forest without leaving
footprints.
The Boat
After lunch I went down to the cabin for a nap. The nausea was awful. I
needed to rest after a week of seasickness.
I must have been asleep for hours. When I woke I went up on deck. I
was confused when I got there because no one was around.
I thought the others were playing a trick on me. They must be hiding in
a cabin. Another of their jokes.
It was still attached to the railing. It was only then that I noticed that the
anchor was up and the boat was drifting.
No one knew what had happened. I can tell you it wasn’t me - they’d
done it to themselves.
Roger
I met a woman in a pub. It never usually works like that. You know how
it is? You go out with your friends and you come back with them.
That night was different - I met Samantha. We had a laugh. It was like
we’d known one another all our lives.
I blinked and there we were back at her place. She offered me wine and
snacks and I sort of knew it was going to be different. We could talk
about anything. It was amazing.
“I’m feeling so light ... like I’m floating.” She giggled. “I love you so
much, Roger.”
“You should get up from there,” I said. “Do you want me to help you to
the bedroom or sleep on the couch?”
I closed the door and smiled. I’d laced the biscuits with poison.
That week he’d dyed his hair to look younger but it made no difference.
Daniel jumped into the paddling pool. The water splashed onto the
grass.
“Absolutely.”
Inside, the club was amazing. Some of the people looked like they’d
been in there for weeks. Others looked like they were trying to kill
themselves on alcohol and drugs.
When I attacked the man I was confused. He had lied to me. He made
me angry. I couldn’t help what I did. I lost my reason.
I’d been celebrating my new job and been a bit over eager with the
drink. The next thing I knew I’d stripped off my clothes and I was
running naked through the park.
A priest or holy man, or whatever he was, tried to stop the guy. They
got into a fight. While everyone watched I put my clothes on.
The ambulance crew took the woman away and the police arrested the
two men.
HMS Unsinkable
As HMS Unsinkable, the legendary dreadnought of the Imperial British
Navy, listed to one side. The Captain, Henry James Richardson, toyed
with his service revolver. He caressed the hand-grip, which bore the
Latin motto, nil desperandum, or in English, never despair.
HMS Unsinkable and it’s loyal crew had survived the attack of the
miniature robot submarines and the human biplane torpedoes. Now, to
his great sadness, the ship was going to be scrapped.
He was tortured with anguish and this temporarily rendered him insane.
He had ordered the crew off the bridge at gun point and rammed the
ship at full speed into the rocks. Those land-lovers weren’t going to get
their hands on his beloved HMS Unsinkable.
Dean and I were like brothers. I could have trusted him with my life.
I know she likes him. I heard her whisper to one of her friends.
He likes her. I know that because he watches her when she goes to the
water machine.
I see the woman who steals the office coffee by pouring it into zip-loc
bags. She tiptoes to her desk in designer stilettos.
I see the guy who started last week. He paces along the window like a
caged animal.
Every day I push the trolley around the office. No one sees me.
I know for certain you’ll be alive one day. Instinct tells me.
Then it will be your turn. You will have this feeling. The feeling of being
in love with me even though I won’t exist.
I don’t know the colour of your eyes or the shade of your hair but if you
were here now, just for one moment, I’d lean across and kiss you.
Waking up as Wittgenstein
I woke up today with a puzzling thought: when does one idea begin
and another end?
I lay in bed thinking about it. The more I thought the more I realised
things begin and end when we choose them too.
When does one entity become ‘that’ entity? It could be more than one
thing, many things. We interpret concepts - an organisation, an
institution, a body, a planet, a world, a nation, a village, a city, a town, a
school, a shop, a word.
It’s ironic that even mathematicians need them. They need language
and stories to make sense.
I look in the mirror and ask myself: How many reflections do I see?
Phil Jupiter
They took Phil Jupiter to a party - or rather he took them because he
was driving.
“Okay,” he agreed.
They hired a boat to sail the islands. Phil stayed on deck while they
dipped in the sea.
But they took no notice, merely laughing at him for having one of his
‘tantrums’.
Money
If I had enough money I wouldn’t need to get up in the morning to make
breakfast. I could hire someone to come round and make if for me.
If I felt like chocolate cake or a glass of campaign I’d ring the bell for
service.
I can see it now. I’d call up my ghost writer, and say, “Write me a short
story called, ‘Money’.”
Frank Disturbing
Welcome to the shocking world of Frank Disturbing. He stands on the
corner outside the supermarket smoking a hand-rolled cigarette.
He walks to the library and asks, “Do you have the Kharma Sutra?”
He goes into the shopping centre and enters a ladies underwear shop.
“What size?”
Seeing as they were only nine years old he wasn’t expecting much.
One boy spoke about hovercrafts. The second liked rockets. The third
was interested in computers.
“I think one day everyone will have computers,” the boy said.
I usually leave the house after dark. The sodium street lights make my
actions less noticeable.
I sprint down the street. There’s another person doing the same thing.
Our faces are hidden. It’s too risky to reveal your identity.
Car headlights appear. I jump into the bushes. The vehicle approaches,
slows and stops. Two policemen get out.
One of the policemen points a flashlight into the bushes. The other
person runs. The policemen wrestle the person to the ground. They cuff
the subject. “You are under arrest,” the policeman says, “for wearing
orange clothing in a public place.”
Hawthorne
Hawthorne was always telling stories about his ‘war experiences’.
He claimed he’d been in the special forces. Whatever it was it was all
very secret.
But since his ‘military days’ times had been hard. He’d spent years in
dead end menial jobs and bouts of long-term unemployment. Now he
was looking forward to ‘Armageddon’.
Social collapse was ‘around the corner’. But he was prepared. And
when the end came he would have the knowledge to survive. He would
no longer be an unemployed loser who made up farfetched stories
because survival would become a full time job.
One of them
He was writing a novel set in a macabre hotel. It was about how
employees try to impress the management by saying all the right
things. How they get promoted and yet can’t do their job properly. How
the ones who keep things running are overlooked.
The hotel was a kind of hell because the guests were randomly taken to
the basement and murdered. Everyone was too afraid of the sadistic
hotel manager to ask questions.
I could see the anger in his face as he explained the story. I guessed
the hotel was just like his workplace - without the killings, I hoped.
It’s not all socialising with billionaires and gorgeous women. Patrick V
Morgan is a man of action. He is persistent in the face of terrible odds.
Part man, part myth - always a legend. Patrick V Morgan is loyal and
faithful (at least to his country). Any mission he takes on, he gives his it
best. He is willing to give his life for the cause and the mystery
surrounding him makes for great after dinner conversation.
Custer’s last stand
Custer likes to go out at night and meet lovely women. They can’t resist
him flashing his shiny white teeth and dazzling personality. He claims
he has a pilot’s licence and runs marathons.
He’s clever enough not to use cheesy chat up lines. He’s the master of
eye contact and body language. He owns a book called, The
Psychology of Sexual Behaviour.
At first women think he’s glamorous. He never talks about his job as a
supervisor on a food production line. He lets them talk about
themselves or tells them about his time living in California.
He likes being invited back to their place. His shared flat is hardly
impressive. When they do stay there he tells them he’s the landlord.
They leave in the morning, regret posted on their face like a parking
ticket.
The bath
There was a knock on the bathroom door.
A man walked in. “Good morning,” he said, sitting on the edge of the
bath.
I could feel something moving by my toes but I couldn’t see what it was
because of the bubble bath.
The monster came at me again. I punched its head and it fell into the
water like a brick.
“Yes, Sir.”
There I was with my rifle all set up and the crowd roaring as the mayor
got up onto the podium to introduce the President.
I aimed the rifle. The cross hairs were perfectly between his eyes.
Suddenly, the view through the sights went fuzzy. I saw rioting, police
beating up protesters, shootings - terrible things.
I blinked.
As I took aim and my vision went blurry again. I saw people in the
streets being lined up and executed by the police.
I shook my head and rubbed my face. When I looked through the sights
again I’d missed my chance.
They had never met and he had never seen her picture but he was
passionately in love.
One day his wife woke up. She went downstairs she saw him on the
computer.
Although furious, she quickly and silently went back to bed and
pretended to be asleep.
The next morning she logged onto his computer and struck up a
conversation, pretending to be her husband.
The conversation was childish and trivial. She became suspicious and
plucked up the courage to ask a question.
I turn up for work. I’m doing basic admin and I’m getting well paid for it.
I’m laughing.
Then I start seeing things in the documents I’m processing, things that
disturb me. I can’t get them out of my head.
One morning I get up and walk out - I can’t even tell you why.
The wreck
We used to meet in the woods, at the Wreck. The Wreck was an old
Ford resting on concrete blocks. That was our place.
I went back to take a look at the old place. I was surprised how small it
seemed. I took the path behind the supermarket and went into the
woods. To my delight the clearing was still there and so was the Wreck.
The windows had been smashed in. The body work had been dented
and sprayed with graffiti. Someone had set it alight.
They never liked the guy who got promoted. He was always sucking up
to the manager.
“Look at Colin!”
It used to be better years ago. The milk tasted like milk not like water.
Now everyone is obsessed with mobile phones.
They gossip about people as they come and go knowing that they’ll still
be there in ten years time.
Roger Corbitt
Roger Corbitt heard a muffled voice. He shrugged and kept on walking.
“Roger,” it said. “Is that you? Why don’t you stop for a moment and
speak to me.”
Roger laughed out. Either he was hearing things or there was a voice
coming from the pavement.
“Hey! I’m here,” the voice said. It sounded close by. “Down here!”
A hand shot out, grabbed his ear and pulled his head inside. When it
came out it wasn’t Roger Corbitt.
The book of cliché
He arrived in his BMW and checked the time on his Rolex.
He’d been having a secret affair with his secretary. She’d just left the
guy she met on holiday the previous summer.
The man who pulled the body from the pool slept with a woman whose
husband was in the British army. The child grew up, went to art school,
became a painter and paid the bills by working evenings in a
restaurant.
Managing the situation
They wear suits. They sit in the back of cars checking their email.
I see them talking about their house in France, skiing holidays and
sports car insurance.
Their other phone rings. It’s the one for their private life.
People don’t understand how tough it is when you call the shots.
Federico
Federico picked his nose and out popped something unusual. When he
examined it he was amazed to see a diamond.
He put his finger up his nose and felt around again. There it was -
another one and this one was twice the size!
There was something else up there. He felt inside his right nostril. There
was defiantly something there but it was too big to pull out with his
finger.
He felt a strange attraction to the woman. It was the first thing he had
ever experienced which he could not put a number on.
Years later she asked him, “What did you think the first time I said, ‘I
love you’?”
I am sad because I have never been happy. Now I am happy and life is
like my dream.
Before I was tired of routine. Now I am free. I have great feelings for the
future because I am pregnant with my husband’s baby. I long for it to
be born so that I can carry it and love it. We have a house and a room
for the baby. This is my dream. It is a beautiful dream.
I am lonely. I look out of the window waiting for him. But my husband
never arrives. I am bored of waiting. I am bored of the routine.
I have another dream. I dream that my message will reach you. You will
come to me because you are tired and lonely. I am open to love.
Reply to this email and I will write back to you very soon. I want to hear
what you have to say.
Train
Sometimes I sit on the train hoping I don’t get the dream. I commute to
work by train and often doze off.
I carried on with my work but they continued to stare. The whole thing
made me uneasy.
Today I’m determined that I’m not going to fall asleep. I had a strong
coffee for breakfast.
This stuff is wonderful, I thought. I’ve never seen anything like it.
I used the Blueberry’s patented action power to clean the bath. It came
out perfect.
I tried some on the sink. The grubby marks around the plug came off
without a fuss.
I ran outside and cleaned the car. The Blueberry’s gave it a superb
waxy sheen.
Then I noticed that the road looked lacklustre. I got the Blueberry’s out
and in no time the tarmac was looking great.
Simon
Simon had long hair, styled greasy like a rocker. He wore the same
clothes all week.
“You don’t understand,” he told me. “It’s all lies and crap.”
I never got the chance to tell him, “Simon, you’re the one who doesn’t
get it.”
The cinema
Bret walked into the cinema to watch his favourite film for the eighth
time. He couldn’t help speaking out the dialogue.
The other people in the cinema told him to shut up. Finally, someone
complained to the manager and he was asked to leave.
He stood outside the cinema reciting the rest of the film, perfectly in
sync.
The whole thing was odd because the character in the film gets thrown
out of a cinema for doing the same thing.
A woman walked past and scowled. “What are you so happy about?”
“Life,” he replied.
This was even more bizarre because this happened in the film too.
The business I work for has been going through a difficult patch. It’s
been a bit of a slog to be honest. Every month our department
anxiously waits to see if we hit our target. It used to be different. At
least, I think it used to be different.
I prayed the escalator would stop but it didn’t. I wanted to call out her
name - I couldn’t.
I ended up in Tough Luck. The people there were mean and everyone
had a pitiful story. I did time in Rock Bottom.
I took a train ride to New Beginning. It seemed like the perfect place for
a fresh start. I got a job and met a woman. Things were turning out
better. I got positive about my life. I had the potential to be somebody. I
woke up in the morning and couldn’t help smiling. For the first time in
ages I knew where I was going.
I could tell from my wife’s eyes that I was the most loved man in the
world.
I put in an application for Happy Ending but they sent back a refusal. In
the land of First Come First Served you don’t get second chances.
The phone call
I was in the bath when the phone rang. It was my ex-girlfriend.
“What do you mean we broke up two years ago? Have you been
cheating on me all this time?”
“We broke up two years ago,” I reminded her. “I can do what I like.”
She had really annoyed me but at the same time I was worried about
her. This was the third time she’d called like this. If my fiancé found out
she would go berserk.
“Yes?”
“So, so … ”
He smiled.
“You.”
“Why am I funny?”
“What game?”
The clock said 3.24am. I didn’t know what to do. Even though my mind
was blank I felt anxious.
I was thinking about her. I went to the room she called her ‘studio’ and
switched on the light. I stared at the floor, like I was expecting to
see something. There was nothing there. The room smelt of paint. Two
of her canvasses were on easels. I couldn’t look at them.
I ran to the front door. I needed to get out of there. The moon was out
and I could see clearly. An owl hooted in the distance. Then it
was silent.
I walked down the road. It was cold and I felt alone. Each step made a
loud crunching sound in the fresh snow.
The park lay ahead. The tennis courts were snowed over.
I kept walking. All I could hear was the sound of my footsteps in the
snow. It would melt soon enough and by morning my footprints would
be gone.