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Jesus, Prison.
Religion/Puritanism –
the haunting fear that
someone, somewhere,
might be happy. – H.L.
Mencken
And they adjust their halo and float away looking ethereal. It astounds
me, to be honest. Here’s the thing – I personally have no issue
whatsoever with religion or God. In fact, I like to think of myself as
very spiritual. I believe in God and pray quite a bit. I also accept any
other gods or goddesses that may exist and pray to them as well. I
pray to Saints, too. Why the heck not? The more people/gods/saints
looking out for me the better! One of my favorite prayers is to St.
Anthony – Patron Saint of Lost Things:
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With a nod to Lenny Bruce (Religion Incorporated)
When asked if
concerned with
forgiveness by God,
Heinrich Heine
responded, I didn’t
know we had even
quarreled.
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Religion is a spiritual
constipation [or]
a corpse that doesn’t
know it’s dead – Elbert
Hubbard
“Do you know Jesus Christ and have you accepted him as your
personal savior?”
And then watch them freak out and start sputtering, trying to say 10
things at once? Or, when goaded for the thousandth time to go to
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Bible studies, I snidely reply, “Please I obviously have Satan-
worshipping class at seven and am sacrificing a virgin at 8.”
So, I’m reading this and wondering how many people reading this
piece will be offended. My interest in that is only fleeting, because I
honestly don’t care. This obviously is not meant to offend. I have no
judgment in what I say – I’m not saying I’m right or wrong. I’m saying
that if you have a belief that is truly a blessing I respect the peace of
mind and spiritual growth you must experience due to that belief. My
own beliefs are beautiful and completely real to me, so why burst my
bubble. Why not just be happy for me and everyone else who is
content in their religion or spirituality. Lighten up! Reconnect with
some semblance of mutual respect for each other. And I’ll pray that
everyone remembers that God, my friends, has an awesome sense of
humor.
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anyone is blessed more, it is clearly me!
Be Humble. – Phillipions
2:35
Dear Reader:
I figured I’d do just one story on Religion. ONE. Talking about religion
and abortion somehow are about equal in producing anxiety, which is
weird since those are two issues where I’m totally comfortable with my
opinions. I think it’s because I’m so non-confrontational and don’t
want to (a) piss people off over things that shouldn’t be argued over
because we all have an opinion and nobody but God knows who is
really right and (b) there hasn’t been a flood or a burning bush in a
while. So, really, who the hell knows?
God is dead
(Nietzsche, 1885)
Nietzsche is dead
God 1900