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Here you'll find a quite extensive list of anime quotes and sayings. It's got one, and one only
example of each anime. I tried to choose the really insightful thoughts or the trademark and
catchy phrases of the anime characters.

Of course you will probably not find your favorite anime quote or even one quote for each and
every anime there is.That's because I'm only human ^_^'. But feel free to add your favorite anime
quote or saying in the comments section! If it belongs to an anime not yet listed you can bet I'm
gonna add it to the list ;)

Thank you and enjoy the anime phrases!

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.hack/SIGN

Instead of dwelling on the fact that I can't log out.... Or maybe thinking that I don't have to. It's
now clear. After all, now I don't have to return to that ludicrous world. I like it this way. It's not
so bad. (Tsukasa)

 

I just love the smell of C4 in the morning (Ling Ling)

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The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide that
future for ourselves. (Kiyoko)

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Nothing personal. It's just revenge. (Afro Samurai)

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ßude, thats not cool to say about my sister! Because if I say she doesn't I'm a liar but if I agree
I'm a perv... (Sora commenting Rika nice ass)

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My child, listen carefully. The story that I'm about to tell you is very important. It is a long, long
story of a journey that will be passed down from parent to child endlessly, starting now. (A
disembodied female voice speak while a view of the sky is shown)

Amaenaideyo

OH YEAH! (when good fan service is delivered ^_^')

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If you want to be a bender, you have to let go of the fear. (Aang)

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Hey, I said you could ask anything, but my measurements are V
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of course. In fact, I dare say they're pretty spectacular. Oh, you impetuous boy! Look what you
made me say on the first day! (Yukari)


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All they saw in me was another little ghetto rat with no power and no God. What's left for a poor
little Chinese bitch to rely on? It's money of course. And guns. Fuckin' A, with these two things,
the world is a great place. (Revy)




I'm not Superman. So I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on Earth. I'm not a
modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle
either. I want to protect... a mountain-load of people. (Ichigo)

Chobits

Panties, Panties, Panties! (Chii)

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I want...to change things. I want to believe that anything can be changed. The moment I met you,
a new world opened up for me. You see, after wandering in the darkness for so long, a light
brought me happiness. It's all thanks to you. (Chrono)

Code Geass
All men«are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of
greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All
men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war,
violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is! What became of the EU, who claimed that
all are equal? It is in constant conflict because its tenets go against human nature! The Middle
Eastern Federation, which harbors similar sentiments, is constantly mired with sloths! But our
Britannia is not like them! We put an end to wars and evolve with every conquest! Britannia
alone looks forward and moves forward to a better future! The death of my son Clovis is yet
more proof that our empire is evolving. Fight! For the future rests in the hands of its ruler! ALL
HAIL BRITANNIA!!!!! (Emperor Charles di Brittania)

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You stupid hairy little stink'n... PANßA! PANßA! PANßA! PANßA! (Eimi Ohba)

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ßo not fear ßeath. ßeath is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than
light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity...
(Bull)

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Having a light side and a dark side is what makes life interesting. (Tiky Mikk)






If you pretend to feel a certain way, the feeling can become genuine all by accident (Hei)

ßeath Note

I...am...justice! (L and Kira)

 
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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the
truth. (Several Characters...and Sherlock Holmes, ofc!)

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He told me...that which is incomplete seeks completion...yet...that which is incomplete is no

better than that which is complete. ßo you understand?(Argentine)


 
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This is just too convenient! Kakarot and Ginyu are back there clobbering each other to death
while the runts are up ahead finding the dragonballs for me. It's almost too good to be true. Ha ha
ha ha ha ha! I'll just wait until those idiot Earthlings find out what the password is, then I'll step
in and make my wish instead. You know, if I've learned anything at all from this silly ordeal it's
that I am a freaking genius. (Vegeta)

Elfen Lied

The ones who aren't human... the ones who aren't people... are YOU! (Lucy)




ßid you know? The world is full of hate and there isn't any reason for it? (Anemone)

 


I'm Nabeshin, my afro suits me, it's easy to clean, just wash it once! The babes all like it 'cause
it's fluffy and I like it 'cause I don't have to brush. Shaggy and curly, frizzy and messy, my afro
do is the best for me. I'm Nabeshin and the chicks dig me. It's a wap-doo-wap doo-wap-doo-wap
hair! ßo-didididi-dey! (Nabeshin)

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Aura...My sister....I don't care how much blood must be shed as long as its used to destroy
Chaos. Within the rays of light brimming in my eyes, Tear Rainbow! (Kaze)

FLCL

Nothing amazing ever happens here. (Naota)

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My happiness comes from the kindness of those around me.(Tohru Honda)

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Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something
of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days,
we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth. (Alphonse Elric)

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The boy's screams excited me far more than yours. (Tomo)

 


If we all reacted the same way, we'd be predictable, and there's always more than one way to
view a situation. What's true for the group is also true for the individual. It's simple:
overspecialize, and you breed in weakness. It's slow death. (Motoko)

Golden Boy

If only my hand was my penis (Kintaro Oe)

Grave of the Fireflies

Why must fireflies die so young? (Setsuko)



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Fuyutsuki, sometimes violence is the only way to get the message across. (Onizuka)

 


If I have the power to make a differencen why not put it to good use? (Kira Yamito)

 
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Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health! (ßuo Maxwell)

 



But am I... am I normal? I have strength. I can kill with my bare hands. I bleed red, but the pain
always goes away quickly. Sometimes I see things in my head that never happened. I am a
cyborg. I'll never be useful as anything else. (Henrietta)

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Mark my words! This drill will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those
behind us! The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who'll follow! Those two sets
of dreams weave together in a double helix! ßrilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's
Tengen Toppa! That's Gurren Lagann!! My drill...IS THE ßRILL THAT CREATES THE
HEAVENS!!! (Simon)

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It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things.
(Tsukushi)

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You¶ve summoned me. My name is Ai.

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This is for you. If you truly wish revenge, just untie the scarlet thread from his neck. Pulling the
thread binds you into a covenant with me. I will ferry the soul of your tormentor straight into the
depths of Hell....however, once vengeance is served, you will have to deliver your end of the
bargain. There always has to be a price. When you die, your soul will also belong to Hell. You
will never know the joys of Heaven; you will be left to wander through a world made of pain and
agony for all of eternity. (Enma Ai)

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Gentleman, I like war... (Major) - full quote here

Howl's Moving Castle

Why do you get so cold when you're old? I'm fatter than ever and yet the wind blows right
through me! (Sophie)

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How could I forget? He's into dead girls! - Kagome

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A dream... I'm dreaming a dream... A dream I dream every day... An endless dream... (Ayu)

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Okay, first: don't panic. Second: don't panic. And third: did I mention not to panic? (Jiji)

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Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity. (Jing)

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Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey... (Narrator)

Last Exile

Hey there, it's your birthday. Get Happy! Happy when you're born, happy when you're young!
Happy when you're old and grey. Congratulations, here's to you! Happy birthday from everyone
to ßio! (ßio, to himself)
Love Hina

It had three holes, and I really wanted one! (Keitaro)

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Lupin! ßon't you dare die before I get to arrest you! (Zenigata)

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I, the one who accepted this mission by the ancient contract, order you to release your power!
The wind is in the sky and the stars are in the heavens and a resolute heart beats within my chest!
This magic in my hand Raising Heart, Set up (Nahona)

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I was only able to get back to being a real doctor by saving your life! I realized that human lives
have equal value by saving you! Nobody has the right to take another's life! I've been living as a
doctor with that engraved upon my heart for years! (ßr. Kenzou Tenma)

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I will never give up... I never go back on my word... thats my way of the ninja!(Naruto)

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

After a thousand years of darkness, he will come, clad in blue and surrounded by fields of gold to
restore mankind's connection of the Earth that was destroyed.(Obaba) And he will guide the
people of this planet at last to a land of purity. (Nausicaa)

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Burn in your golden HELL! (Jubei)

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This is my wish: please, destroy me. Otherwise, you will be destroyed. Only one life-form can be
chose to evade the destruction and seize the future! And you are not the existence which should
die. You need the future, it is what you live for! (Kaworu)

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I can kill people so easily. Why then don't I feel sad? (Yuumura)

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The gods only think of themselves. ßon't steal any more of my hopes! (Ru Fe Morgan)

Onegai Teacher

This is a priority one! (Mizuho Kazami)

Onegai Twins

Nyu, nyu, nyu... [

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Yes. Biologically, I am a girl. (Haruhi Fujioka)

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When I left Syrup Village, I left everything behind! Tranquility... Safety... They face hardships
every day, and they laugh like they're really having fun! That's why I decided to go out to sea! I
want to laugh 'til I cry, too! But if I don't fight with everything I've got, there's no way I deserve
to be on the same boat as them! There's no way I can laugh with them! (Usopp)

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Pika Pika, Pikachu!!! (Pikachu)

Princess Mononoke

Look, everyone! This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you!
It's eating me alive, and very soon now it will kill me! Fear and anger only make it grow faster!
(Ashitaka)

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All is well in the world, I guess... (Ayato)

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You are so uncute! (Ranma Saotome)

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ßEEßILIIIIIT!!!!! (Parn)

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ßon't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward. (Kurogane)
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And I« continued to sin. Someone like me, whose life has been screwed up. Inside that
whirlpool, I screw up people's lives. (Reiji)

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A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What
Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained
with the blood of men can believe. But, to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet
and innocent talk over the truth, indeed I do! (Himura kenshin)



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For Love and Justice, the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon I will
punish you! (Usagi)



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There is no such thing as a weapon that doesn't kill... (Chise)




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Forget all that formal crap 'bout comin' at me one at a time. I'll take all you bitches on! (Mugen)

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It's not that I hate the person in front of me. If I had met him under different circumstances, this
never would have happened. But I did meet him that day, and now there is no turning back. I
must distinguish the difference between past and present. Everything must be left behind, and the
man in front of me is the wall; the wall that I must break through. There is only one direction for
me to go. I have to move forward. That's what I'm thinking.... You too (Kanami Yuta)

Serial Experiments Lain

Present day. Present time. Hahahaha! (Intro)




ßon't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?
(Lina Inverse)

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Ohh, your name's Chihiro? What a pretty name!  

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Science is not an occult enterprise like alchemy. It's not for nobles and royals in their palaces,
nor for monks in their cathedrals. Science is neither faith nor sorcery, it is provable fact that can
transfigure and transform us at our very core! All the suffering of humanity, the ages of misery
and darkness, science can change that. But what use is it if we don't bring its power to everyone?
Mankind everywhere is in desperate need... they are waiting for the blessings of science!!
(Edward Steam)

The Cat Returns

Always believe in yourself. ßo this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.
(Baron)

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I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But,
if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all! (Haruhi)

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A lot of things have happened, but it was good to find a new friend. (Ichigo)




This world is made of.... Love and Peace! (Vash)


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The world is dyed with the color of blood. It will never be able to go back to the way it was
before...(Yuuki)

Vision of Escaflowne

I want Van to live! I will stay with him. Until he realizes he is not alone... until his sorrow is no
more... I will stay by his side. There is no sorrow that never ceases. I want to believe that. Just as
the rain will eventually stop and reveal a blue sky that we both can see. (Hitomi)

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obursts into tearso I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh
God, the milk! (Ken Hidaka)

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You're not going home a loser (Satou)

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And so it all begins. This boy's name is Yusuke. He's 14 years old and is supposed to be the hero
of the story...but oddly enough, he's dead. (Narrator)

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That's some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall.
(Colonel Schubaltzh

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'Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire.' &


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'Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's
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'Ranma, please. I like you just the way you are. Please don't fight anymore. I'm begging you' 

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'I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I
have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that
our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him
this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's
Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white
long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an
emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked
Kandora for power! And then-!' 
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'Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!' á ( V"
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'Lupin! ßon't you dare die before I get to arrest you!'  
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This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway.' 
 
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'Pokemon isn't about tests, it's about battles! hahahahahaha!' á#Vá *  h

'Mankind has no time left.'   

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'The interaction of men and women isn't very logical.' 3&V  
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'I am the will of God, messenger of the divine punishment of Heaven' *

 

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'Now I'll show you how real vampires do battle!'  

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'Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!' 
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'That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives.'   

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'Excel: You know, all together this class probably doesn't have an IQ of 100.
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'Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you.'   


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'I was only able to get back to being a real doctor by saving your life! I realized that human lives
have equal value by saving you! Nobody has the right to take another's life! I've been living as a
doctor with that engraved upon my heart for years!' 3#
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'What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in
your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting
someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your
sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear.
Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I
won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you
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'You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them.' 
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irritation.
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' It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect.' 
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'Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death.' 

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' Why don't we drink to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes?'  !  ! 
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'A sinner once passed away will never return, but sins will never vanish and the love will never
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some memories... aren't meant to leave traces.' 
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'My name is VASH THE STAMPEßE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily
massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking
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'Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity.' 4
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'The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I
am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway....
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'There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do
we have all of them packed into our ship!?' 

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'Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that
name for Ed, isn't it cool?'  ! "!
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'Funny, funny smeeeelll.'  ! "!
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'I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.
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'Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide.
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'I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think.' 
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'Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him'  ! "!
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÷| ³Miracles don't exist in this world. All that exists are accidents, inevitabilities and the
actions that one takes.´ That's Himura's favorite phrase, isn't it? But sometimes the
outcome of your action, which become inevitable, will overlap with accidents, and fulfill
your dream unexpectedly. I don't know if that can be called a miracle, but there's one
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come from a different universe altogether.´
÷| ³A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently
occurring in restricted condition mode.´

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helpless.´

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shameless!´

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out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they
didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?'

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depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach!'
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stop now. The shadow called Sin dogs them steadily from behind, silently, without a
word. Remorse and Agony are repeated, only to end up at ßespair. But what sinners don't
know, or what they have forgotten, is that there is a light, a light which keeps shining on
them ever so warmly. A light that will never fade.

 


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÷| 'Vampires don't move about in the daytime, so you'll be on guard for real during the
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÷| ³They think they are generous, finding joy in feigning kindness while looking down on
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