Whether you’re at your local fair trade coffee shop, taking a leisurely spin in the Prius, or waiting in line

for your favorite food truck, what better way to people watch than by playing a round of White Person Bingo? Test your observational chops with these icons of the Caucasian persuasion. If playing with friends, the first person to circle ten wins a year’s supply of hummus and fifteen seconds of self-satisfaction.

w h i t e
large water bottle, preferably stickered ironic tattoo

peacoat

overheard conversation about losing weight

political T-shirt

any Malcolm Gladwell book

BANGS
cuffed jeans

smallbatch soda

chunky sweater
offended expression

a copy of The Onion (or other alternative weekly)

product made by someone named Tom

megapram

deep-neck V
hand sanitizer yoga mat

GREG MORTIMER

canvas tote

Ray-Bans

keys hooked to belt loop expensive male haircut

b i n g o
stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

White Person Bingo is brought to you by Random House Trade Paperbacks, publishers of the bestselling book Stuff White People Like and its new sequel, Whiter Shades of Pale, on sale everywhere November 23rd, 2010.

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