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Stay in line Rex

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Sorry Nelson,

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I must show Her Majesty something important.

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Whoaw!

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Watch your step Philip.

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Oh Rexy...

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What a fluffy tummy!

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Oh yes

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Just here.

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Blasted mutt!

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Dreadful no manners!

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Will he never learn?

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What can I say? That's what you get,
when you're Top Dog.

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Oh Rex, you are incorrigible!

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In my day there was more to being Top Dog
than nuzzling and fluffing.

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Oh really, Nelson?

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Did I tell you about the time
I discovered the fire at Windsor Castle

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and led the Royal family to safety?

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Only about three hundred times.

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Selfless acts of courage-
that's what it means to be Top Dog!

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Yes, we all know you're a hero, Nelson.

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But could you never do this!?

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Oh, what an outrageous, irresistible puppy.

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I do what I can.

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Dogs today- you don't appreciate how lucky you are!

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You know, I am so popular,

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Her Majesty is putting my picture on a mug,

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smart phone cases, key fobs,

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mouse pads, cards, ballons, slippers,

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underpants, soap, pen,
caps, umbrella, toilet brush

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and best of all, on the side of the Royal Train.

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Very impressive...

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Alright everyone. Tails up- we've got a State visit!

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You been at the brandy again, Margaret?

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Certainly not, look for yourselves.

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It's the President of the United States!

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Let's go!

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Hold on, we have not been sent for yet!

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When you're the top dog, you know you're wanted!

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Maybe, we should all go.

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Send for the Royal Corgis!

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Send for the Royal Corgis!
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The Royal cor... whoa!!!

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Last one there's a mongrel. Whoops!

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Whoaw!

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Someone give me a hand!

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You already got one! Ha, ha!

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Coming through,

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eat my dust, Rex!

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Show some manners, will you!

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Out of my way... Ladies first!

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Not me.

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No my fault.

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Wasn't us.

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It's them.

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Heeeeere we are.

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How nice to see you Mr.President.
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Fantastic little place you got here Liz.

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It's so... how to say... understated.

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Boy? That Corgi is ugly!

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I've sniffed prettier bottoms.

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Pity the poor chap who winds up with that creature!

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Not exactly an oil painting yourself, Nelson.

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An honour to meet you, Ma'am.

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Royal selfie. Cheeeese steaaaaak!

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And who, pray, is this delightful little moppet?

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That's the First Lady, Ma'am.

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No I meant the...

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Oh, dis is our beautiful pet dog,
Mitzy, Your Majesty.

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Original from zee great state of Texasssss.

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She's delightfull.

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We're going to find a mate for her.

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Only problem is, sourcing the right dog.

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We want only the best, the very best.

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Perhaps she might like one of mine.

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The match could help cement
our 'special relationship'

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Vhat a vonderfull idea!

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Alright then Mitzy, grab some puppy.

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Erm... alright then.

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So what we got here?

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Too old,

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this one's a girl,

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too boring.

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I beg you pardon.

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Hmmm, You're cute and fluffy.

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Oooh, hmmm, yeah...
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You'll do.

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I think she has eye on this vun.

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Oh Rexy- you lucky boy!

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We've found you a girlfriend!

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Girlfriend?!

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Take me, stud muffin!

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Erm... I don't suppose we can we have a recount?

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Charlie... help!

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What can I say, apparently you're the chosen one!

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Oh, I do love a Royal Wedding.

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I don't want to end up with her-

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She's...

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Terrifying?

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You said it, Charlie. Ouch, aw...

102
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Careful. That hurts.

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Here come's the bride, consider suicide!

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What if I say I'm not interested?

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I don't think she'll take no for an answer, Rex!

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There's got to be a waaaayy...

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Not so cocky now are we!

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Come along, Rex... your lady's waiting!

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Heeeeelp!

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To dog, pfffff!

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Daddy's got to go for a big meal
with Her elizabetness,

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so you be a good girl, won't you?

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And if that little doggie upsets you,

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you come running to Daddy, okay Princess?

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Do come along Donald,

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let's leave these two lovebirds to get acquainted!
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Don't 90, Your Majesty. Please!

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Majesty... please, please.

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Hey little fella stop whining, wanna go walkies?

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I've already been today, thanks.

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Oooh, what are you waiting for? Come and join me.

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Some other time maybe.

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Let's get something in the diary... Aaaah!

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Help, please. Get off me...
I need to go for a Royal wee!

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Mayday, mayday... We have a situation

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Oh, hush little puppy.

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Get off me...

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Mitzy's going to take good care of you.

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Sorry, you left me no other choice.

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Playing hard to get uh! I like that.

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Aaargh! What part of NO don't you understand?

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Both the N and the O.

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Majesty, get me out of here...

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Cutsey poo! We only live one.

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Liz! Help!

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Time to reel him in.

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What?

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Yeeeaaah! Pucker up, cowboy!

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Heeeelp!

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Liz, pleeeeaaase come back...

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Listen, Okay, I'll get my people
to speak to your people

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and your people can speak to my people

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and my people can tell your people to... get lost!

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Hope you're ready for your first kiss.

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Cause I sure am.
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Oh God!

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Aaaah! What? You don't like me?

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Whatever gave you that im-m-m-m-m pression, aaah?

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Wanna play rough, huh!
You can run, but you can't hide?

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Wanna bet!

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Okay, I'm game.

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Here I am, sugar pie.

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Whoaw, hmmmm,
I didn't know you Brits were into branding.

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Look at our union this way Rexy:

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it could be the merger of the century.

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I mean the consolidation of two
very powerful brands. It could be huuuge!

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I love playing hide-and-seek.
We are made for each other.

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Rexy puppy, where are you?

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I am getting hotter,
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I can feel it... in more ways than one.

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Some top dog you are,

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hiding like a little pussy cat... Meow, meow.

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Found you! Hihi!

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See you...

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Aaah... oooh!

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Royal selfie! Cheesesteak...

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Get me out of here!

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That's how you want to play it, huh?

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Whooo whooo

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They buck broncos where I come from!

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Hang on. Here we gooooo.

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Whoaaah!

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Aaah... You ain't so bad at this!

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But, lets see if you can fly, my love bird.

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Aaaaaaaah!

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What qualities does the president
have that first attracted you to him?

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Vell, his nice head of hair

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and his very big hands does not hurt either...

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Oh.

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Diner is served.

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I'll pass, I don't like raw food.

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You call this British humour? No?

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Sorry Madam, I, euuh

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Footsie huh?

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I beg you pardon?

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Tell me, Mr. President,
what do you think of our English food?

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It is fantastic

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Oh, Mr. President!
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I believe this is yours, Your Majesty!

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You are very much in the doghouse, Rex!

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Naughty, Naughty!

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Dismissed.

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You okay, Rex?

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I don't think I'm Her Majesty's top dog anymore.

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Of course you are!
Nothing would ever change that.

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I ruined everything.

197
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The President has cancelled his visit
and gone back to America.

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I know you did not like the whole set-up.

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What did you do to her?

200
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Not her, him.

201
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That creature is a "he".

202
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No, the president!
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The president...? What happened?

204
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I bit the President in the unmentionables.

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I'm a disgrace to the Royal Family.

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Well maybe in that case...

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I should just leave.

208
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But where would you go?

209
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No idea...

210
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How about the Pope's house!?

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The Pope?

212
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I bet he'd love a couple of puppies
running round Vatican City.

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What do you think, Rex?

214
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You know what Charlie- I like it!

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Sssshhh, You do?

216
00:18:48,675 --> 00:18:53,970
Absolutely, it'd be me and you,
heading out on a whacky adventure.

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To the Papal Palace!

218
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When do we go?

219
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No time like the present!

220
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His Holiness- here we come!

221
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I'm excited!

222
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I can't help it!

223
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Blasted dog... steals my slipper!

224
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What are you doing?

225
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I've got an idea.

226
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Whaaaat...?

227
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Sarge! Sarge! We got a vase situation!

228
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Oh... Careful, that's priceless.

229
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We've got to make it to those bushes

230
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I'm having second thoughts, Charlie.

231
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It's a bit nippy out here
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-and you know it's Royal Jelly for breakfast!

233
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Can't we go tomorrow?

234
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Did you hear that lad?

235
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What Sarge?

236
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Probably some foxes running around.

237
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Can't see a think with this bloody hat hat

238
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Now- take off your collar.

239
00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:34,588
But the Queen gave me this
when she made me top dog!

240
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Exactly, everyone will know who you are!

241
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We won't get five yards.

242
00:21:39,971 --> 00:21:42,889
Good thinking!
The Pope's going to like you Charlie.

243
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But, how are we going to make it over that wall?

244
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Oh, I know a way.

245
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Prince Philipp is having cable fitted, come on.

246
00:21:58,073 --> 00:22:00,489
It's a bit tight. But we can squeeze through.

247
00:22:00,491 --> 00:22:02,408
Have you done it before, Charlie?

248
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You never told me you went outside.

249
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Maybe once or twice. Bit of fun, you know.

250
00:22:07,582 --> 00:22:10,126
You're a dark horse! Slash dog.

251
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Hm, hm, there is a lot you don't know about me Rex.

252
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Rex over here. Quick!

253
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We're going to get caught

254
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Not if we keep moving. Hurry, this way.

255
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Wooo... We made it.

256
00:23:13,815 --> 00:23:16,902
Amazing. We are still in one piece.

257
00:23:18,069 --> 00:23:21,529
Where are we, Is this Vatican City?

258
00:23:21,531 --> 00:23:25,118
Ah, ah... No, St. Jame's park.

259
00:23:29,748 --> 00:23:33,750
We're being watched. It this place haunted?

260
00:23:33,752 --> 00:23:35,334
No, just keep walking.
261
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You probably saw some geese. They're everywhere.

262
00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:39,505
Do you mind if I whistle.

263
00:23:39,507 --> 00:23:41,259
Yes, keep quiet.

264
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Hurry, this way...

265
00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:56,981
Charlie! I don't like it out here,

266
00:23:56,983 --> 00:23:58,026
It's scary.

267
00:23:58,151 --> 00:24:01,863
Oh, hush Rex. Stop acting like an immature puppy.

268
00:24:02,614 --> 00:24:05,114
Charlie. I really do want to go home.

269
00:24:05,116 --> 00:24:07,742
Look, I know I behaved like a spoiled brat,

270
00:24:07,744 --> 00:24:09,579
but we should have never left the palace.

271
00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:11,873
I'm afraid there is no going back.

272
00:24:12,457 --> 00:24:13,915
The queen loves me really.

273
00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:16,209
I know I messed up, I know, I know, I know,

274
00:24:16,211 --> 00:24:17,585
but she'll forgive me,

275
00:24:17,587 --> 00:24:20,757
lam sure of it. I am her top dog.
276
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:22,423
Not any more!

277
00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:23,551
What are you talking about?

278
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,847
You had your chance, now it's my turn.

279
00:24:30,892 --> 00:24:37,315
I was destined to be top dog,
until you came along.

280
00:24:37,858 --> 00:24:41,069
Charlie, have you lost your mind!?

281
00:24:41,277 --> 00:24:43,029
So long, imposter!

282
00:24:47,325 --> 00:24:49,993
Charlie, I... am... freezing.

283
00:24:49,995 --> 00:24:51,577
I know!

284
00:24:51,579 --> 00:24:55,000
Ah... Charlie, you double cross... huh...

285
00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:06,052
Goodbye, Top Dog.

286
00:25:46,592 --> 00:25:49,930
Whoa... this must be heaven!

287
00:26:10,158 --> 00:26:11,534
Oh yes,

288
00:26:15,205 --> 00:26:18,206
fluff me- that feels real good!

289
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:21,876
Breathing fine. No injury to internal organs.

290
00:26:21,878 --> 00:26:24,003
Ha, the belly rub-

291
00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:26,591
you really are spoiling me, Ma'am!

292
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:29,886
No frost bite. All looking good

293
00:26:30,971 --> 00:26:34,806
One immune booster suppository
and you should fully recover.

294
00:26:34,808 --> 00:26:38,351
Oh yes, give me the full treatment!

295
00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:40,895
Whoa! You just crossed the line, mom!

296
00:26:40,897 --> 00:26:42,772
Well, you're in perfect condition!

297
00:26:42,774 --> 00:26:44,818
Hang on- you're not Her Majesty!

298
00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:48,279
No collar, no chip- must be a stray.

299
00:26:49,072 --> 00:26:50,907
He is lucky you found him, Sanjay.

300
00:26:51,032 --> 00:26:53,950
Let me see if we can find a spot for him.

301
00:26:53,952 --> 00:26:55,996
The kennel is pretty full.

302
00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:04,502
Good morning GINGER,
do you have room for another guest?

303
00:27:04,504 --> 00:27:08,547
A corgi... we don't get to many of them around.

304
00:27:08,549 --> 00:27:10,717
I wonder what happened to him?

305
00:27:10,719 --> 00:27:11,968
Who knows.

306
00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:15,346
More and more irresponsible pet owners these days.

307
00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:16,808
That's for sure.

308
00:27:16,975 --> 00:27:20,687
Okay, I must be going. See you later.

309
00:27:21,021 --> 00:27:24,565
You look familiar, haven't you been in here before?

310
00:27:27,694 --> 00:27:30,904
Hmm, maybe not. Lets find you a good room mate.

311
00:27:30,906 --> 00:27:33,700
Some of the guests here can be pretty rowdy.

312
00:27:33,992 --> 00:27:37,203
Achoum... I don't know what you are up to,

313
00:27:37,245 --> 00:27:40,579
but you've got to take me back
to the palace pronto, my good man,

314
00:27:40,581 --> 00:27:44,127
before my disappearance
becomes an national headline.

315
00:27:44,377 --> 00:27:48,965
Besides, I've got a score to settle
with that rotter, Charlie!

316
00:27:49,132 --> 00:27:50,967
Okay, let's go.

317
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:56,472
Hey- where are we going? The exit is that way

318
00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:06,858
Who's a nice little puppy then?

319
00:28:10,236 --> 00:28:12,488
Ah, there you go little fella.

320
00:28:12,739 --> 00:28:14,530
Take me home now, my good man,

321
00:28:14,532 --> 00:28:16,658
or you can kiss goodbye to a knighthood.

322
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,785
Jack and Chief will look after you.

323
00:28:18,787 --> 00:28:20,704
I don't belong in a cage.

324
00:28:20,706 --> 00:28:23,206
I'm the Queen's Corgi! This is dognapping.

325
00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:27,003
If the Queen finds out about this-
uh, you're in big trouble!

326
00:28:27,253 --> 00:28:29,212
Keep the noise down will you,

327
00:28:29,214 --> 00:28:31,717
it's Sunday and I'm having a lie in.

328
00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:35,218
Excuse me!? Do you know how I am!?

329
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:38,098
Face don't ring a bell... Chief?

330
00:28:39,975 --> 00:28:41,140
He ain't got a clue either.

331
00:28:41,142 --> 00:28:42,894
For your information-

332
00:28:43,394 --> 00:28:45,981
lam Rex- the Queen's top dog!
333
00:28:46,147 --> 00:28:50,110
Oh yeah? And I'm Napoleon : Emperor of France-

334
00:28:50,318 --> 00:28:52,944
and this is Katniss Everdean
from the Hunger Games.

335
00:28:52,946 --> 00:28:55,490
No really, I'm from the palace!

336
00:28:56,032 --> 00:28:59,533
You hear that, we got a Royal visit!

337
00:28:59,535 --> 00:29:01,494
You don't believe me, do you!

338
00:29:01,496 --> 00:29:04,831
You can call yourself Lady Gaga,
if you want, mate,

339
00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:06,791
just not while I'm kipping, alright.

340
00:29:06,793 --> 00:29:09,335
Why you impertinent little... street urchin.

341
00:29:09,337 --> 00:29:12,171
The name's Jack-
and someone needs to fill you in...

342
00:29:12,173 --> 00:29:16,052
...on the "dog house" rules and that someone is me.

343
00:29:19,014 --> 00:29:22,142
Rule one : Let sleeping dogs lie!

344
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:24,770
Rule two :

345
00:29:25,353 --> 00:29:27,856
Keep you snout out of other dog's dinners.

346
00:29:30,817 --> 00:29:33,652
Rule three : There is no fight club!
347
00:29:33,654 --> 00:29:35,361
What's fight club?

348
00:29:35,363 --> 00:29:35,904
What?

349
00:29:35,906 --> 00:29:37,614
Fight club, what is it?

350
00:29:37,616 --> 00:29:38,825
There is no figtht club.

351
00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:40,950
So why did you mention it?

352
00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:41,367
I didn't.

353
00:29:41,369 --> 00:29:42,871
He said fight club didn't he?

354
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:45,373
See

355
00:29:46,082 --> 00:59:33,610
Weirdo

356
00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:47,581
Rule four...

357
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:51,880
Skip the induction, chappie-
I'll be out of this hellhole within the day.

358
00:29:52,964 --> 00:29:55,383
Rule Four: Newcomers kip on the floor!

359
00:30:03,474 --> 00:30:05,391
Breakfast everyone

360
00:30:05,393 --> 00:30:09,147
Whiskey smoked kippers for you Lady Margaret.

361
00:30:09,272 --> 00:30:11,692
Full english, Nelson.

362
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,821
Devilled kidneys for Charlie of course.

363
00:30:16,404 --> 00:30:21,409
And Royal old cakes topped
with royal jelly for you Rex.

364
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:23,702
Rex... Rex!?

365
00:30:23,704 --> 00:30:26,206
Oh dear, where is he?

366
00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:29,000
Rex... Rex!

367
00:30:29,668 --> 00:30:31,544
Where are you? Rex.

368
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,886
Heeeelp!

369
00:30:44,641 --> 00:30:45,976
What...? Oh!

370
00:30:47,393 --> 00:30:49,479
Sorry if I was a bit narky earlier,

371
00:30:49,646 --> 00:30:52,063
I'm not good first thing. How you getting on?

372
00:30:52,065 --> 00:30:54,983
Awful, just awful.

373
00:30:54,985 --> 00:30:56,860
Her Majesty should be here by now.

374
00:30:56,862 --> 00:30:58,612
I'm sure, she has forgiven me?

375
00:30:58,614 --> 00:30:59,821
Cheer up, mate.
376
00:30:59,823 --> 00:31:02,031
Rule Five : All dogs,

377
00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:04,325
I mean... most dogs

378
00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:06,369
get re-homed in the first month.

379
00:31:06,371 --> 00:31:09,330
Cute little fella like you- shouldn't take long...

380
00:31:09,332 --> 00:31:12,628
Today's our weekly public viewing.
Maybe you' ll get lucky.

381
00:31:12,878 --> 00:31:15,629
That said, most of us actually like it in here.

382
00:31:15,631 --> 00:31:18,634
We got nice sleeping quarters, three meals a day

383
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,799
...Know what I mean?

384
00:31:19,801 --> 00:31:24,095
No, I don't! And I don't want to be re-homed

385
00:31:24,097 --> 00:31:27,056
I want to go back to Buckingham P!

386
00:31:27,058 --> 00:31:29,603
Phew... there's no helping some people.

387
00:31:29,645 --> 00:31:33,690
But tell me, If you really are who you say you are,
how did you end up here?

388
00:31:34,482 --> 00:31:36,357
I mess up really bad and

389
00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:38,902
I got betrayed by my best friend.

390
00:31:38,904 --> 00:31:42,240
I have heard that one before... Right Chief?

391
00:31:43,158 --> 00:31:45,324
This one hasn't spoken since I got here?

392
00:31:45,326 --> 00:31:50,040
Is he a still water running deep,
or just a still water running... Still?

393
00:31:50,081 --> 00:31:52,666
Dog protection Society save him.

394
00:31:52,668 --> 00:31:55,043
He'd been starved by his owners.

395
00:31:55,045 --> 00:31:57,378
Knocked all the spirit out of him, they did.

396
00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:58,337
Ghastly.

397
00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:01,174
Yeah- well that's the thing with us lifers.

398
00:32:01,176 --> 00:32:03,970
We all been rejected sometime or other.

399
00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:07,096
Public visit. Show your best.

400
00:32:07,098 --> 00:32:09,643
Here we go. Viewing time!

401
00:32:17,317 --> 00:32:18,777
Come and get me!

402
00:32:20,403 --> 00:32:22,322
Fully house trained, family dog.

403
00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:24,698
Kind to kids, caring with cats,

404
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,907
a buddy to budgies
405
00:32:25,909 --> 00:32:27,619
- I even got a reference from a rabbit!

406
00:32:27,786 --> 00:32:30,914
I will never pee, on the settee,
that's my guarantee.

407
00:32:33,124 --> 00:32:34,292
Come on give us a whirl.

408
00:32:39,214 --> 00:32:41,549
Oh... Majesty.

409
00:32:42,592 --> 00:32:44,720
It's your top dog, Rex!

410
00:32:47,138 --> 00:32:50,431
She's here already? Whoa. Nice going, kid.

411
00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:54,936
Bring me back to Buckingham Palace in the Bentley-
you right Royal Regina!

412
00:32:54,938 --> 00:32:55,647
Oh...

413
00:32:58,149 --> 00:32:59,610
Oh... That's no Queen!

414
00:32:59,651 --> 00:33:02,153
Euuuuh... Not so sure about that, pal.

415
00:33:02,362 --> 00:33:04,364
Oh, she's never going to come!

416
00:33:04,865 --> 00:33:05,866
Oh, Don't pick him-

417
00:33:06,199 --> 00:33:08,532
he don't know his 'fetch' from his 'heel'!

418
00:33:08,534 --> 00:33:11,955
Besides he doesn't want to go.
Give us a break here!
419
00:33:12,873 --> 00:33:14,833
Oh, I think he likes me!

420
00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:18,670
Yes, yes yes... He can't keep his eyes of me.

421
00:33:18,879 --> 00:33:20,879
This must be my lucky day.

422
00:33:20,881 --> 00:33:22,966
I am out of heeeeere!

423
00:33:28,930 --> 00:33:30,805
Oh... Don't leave, mate.

424
00:33:30,807 --> 00:33:32,768
It won't happen again, please.

425
00:33:32,809 --> 00:33:37,230
I'm an easy going dog...
just got a bladder the size of a pea is all!

426
00:33:38,690 --> 00:33:43,654
I can't believe it.
I was so close and I messed it up...

427
00:33:44,738 --> 00:33:46,031
Oh well pal.

428
00:33:46,239 --> 00:33:49,159
Guess you're just like me and him. Unwanted.

429
00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:53,664
lam the Queen's Top Dog! I am nothing like you!

430
00:33:54,873 --> 00:33:56,875
Rexy! Come here boy!

431
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,544
Mummy's got some Royal Jelly for you!

432
00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:03,254
Rex... Rex... Rex...
433
00:34:03,256 --> 00:34:05,882
Oh for goodness sake. Stop this nonsense,

434
00:34:05,884 --> 00:34:07,091
Rex! Come out at once!

435
00:34:07,093 --> 00:34:09,888
Rex... Come on Rex-

436
00:34:10,513 --> 00:34:12,223
Come on boy... Rex!

437
00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:15,811
Rex... Rex... Rex...

438
00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,269
Unfortunately, no sign, Ma'am.

439
00:34:18,271 --> 00:34:20,774
Keep searching- he can't have gone far.

440
00:34:21,232 --> 00:34:22,941
Here we go again.

441
00:34:22,943 --> 00:34:28,156
That mutt is probably chasing
some rabbit around the park... Hmmmm

442
00:34:28,615 --> 00:34:31,741
Forget about Rex,
It's almost lunchtime and I'm thirsty!

443
00:34:31,743 --> 00:34:37,457
Reeex-- Rex where are you?

444
00:34:42,253 --> 00:34:45,256
Rex. Rex, come here boy...

445
00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:51,972
Charlie- what have you found?

446
00:34:54,515 --> 00:34:56,768
Rex's golden collar!

447
00:34:56,935 --> 00:35:03,024
Oh no, he's been eating by foxes!

448
00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:07,028
Blasted vermin! I'll get the shotgun!

449
00:35:07,403 --> 00:35:10,782
It's too late, Philip. He's gone

450
00:35:12,993 --> 00:35:17,288
Poor CHARLIE, Rex was your best friend.

451
00:35:34,055 --> 00:35:34,848
Who's that?

452
00:35:36,850 --> 00:35:40,145
That big fellow, that's Bernard St Bernard

453
00:35:40,186 --> 00:35:42,937
Bernard was one of the finest actors in the country.

454
00:35:42,939 --> 00:35:46,317
Career was going great-
then the tummy trouble kicked in...

455
00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:48,862
No, I meant him.

456
00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:51,531
Oh, This is Al.

457
00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:54,743
Al was the best sniffer dog in Heathrow Airport

458
00:35:55,076 --> 00:35:56,870
till he got too good

459
00:36:00,415 --> 00:36:01,372
Know what I mean?

460
00:36:01,374 --> 00:36:03,209
No I meant him.

461
00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:05,211
What is happening?
462
00:36:05,545 --> 00:36:08,506
Oh... Just sit back and watch.

463
00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:30,445
What is going on here?

464
00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:51,257
Follow me

465
00:36:51,549 --> 00:36:53,844
Hey that's great but question?

466
00:36:54,052 --> 00:36:57,681
If it's so easy to get out of here,
why don't you all just run away?

467
00:36:57,723 --> 00:36:59,931
England in the winter!?

468
00:36:59,933 --> 00:37:02,016
It's freezing out there mate!

469
00:37:02,018 --> 00:37:03,852
I'm not afraid of a little cold

470
00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:07,273
Go right ahead, be my guest,
You'll find the exit that way.

471
00:37:07,315 --> 00:37:09,440
I hope you know your way around town,

472
00:37:09,442 --> 00:37:11,277
it's a big and a dangerous place.

473
00:37:11,402 --> 00:37:13,947
Hmmm... The Queen will come, I'm sure!

474
00:37:15,531 --> 00:37:17,075
Where are you all going, Jack?

475
00:37:17,325 --> 00:37:18,032
Fight club.
476
00:37:18,034 --> 00:37:20,120
Oh... Didn't think there was a fight club.

477
00:37:20,662 --> 00:37:22,455
Oooh... Wait for me Jack!

478
00:37:47,689 --> 00:37:51,818
Welcome, to another night of Fight Club!

479
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:56,657
The biggest underground fighting venue
in the City of London.

480
00:37:56,823 --> 00:38:02,621
Where only the brave die young
and the strong survive.

481
00:38:03,622 --> 00:38:05,371
So get ready to rumble,

482
00:38:05,373 --> 00:38:09,458
cause we've got another great match up
for you tonight.

483
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:10,835
Who's Mr. Muscles?

484
00:38:10,837 --> 00:38:13,298
Tyson- Pitbull Terrier.

485
00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:16,677
Used to be a champion fighting dog-
till he was impounded.

486
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:20,639
Rule Six: Never cross Tyson.

487
00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:25,474
On tonight's bill- in the red corner-

488
00:38:25,476 --> 00:38:28,689
it's Boxer the Boxer!

489
00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:38,198
And he is up against Rebel, the Doberman cross!
490
00:38:40,575 --> 00:38:45,286
And I'm offering 2 to 1 on Boxer-
no bets smaller than this.

491
00:38:45,288 --> 00:38:48,039
In here, we do what Tyson says.

492
00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:49,666
He's Top Dog.

493
00:38:49,668 --> 00:38:53,088
Hey Chief, when are you gonna come down and fight?

494
00:38:53,421 --> 00:38:55,006
Big dog like you.

495
00:38:57,508 --> 00:39:01,010
But first, the pre-match entertainment.

496
00:39:01,012 --> 00:39:06,476
Give it up- for the wondrous wanderer, Wanda!

497
00:39:10,105 --> 00:39:14,525
"I'm the type of girl that likes to roam around...

498
00:39:14,776 --> 00:39:19,613
I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town"

499
00:39:19,615 --> 00:39:21,908
Hi there big boy.

500
00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:30,041
"And when I find myself falling for some guy,

501
00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:34,755
Yeah, I hop right into a car of mine
and drive around the world.

502
00:39:34,838 --> 00:39:37,756
They call me the wanderer Yeah,

503
00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:40,842
the wanderer I roam around,
504
00:39:40,844 --> 00:39:43,138
around, around, around..."

505
00:39:43,221 --> 00:39:45,722
Forget it pal, she's Tyson's girl.

506
00:39:45,724 --> 00:39:47,558
Only coz she hasn't met me yet!

507
00:39:47,934 --> 00:39:49,934
"I kiss'em and I love'em

508
00:39:49,936 --> 00:39:52,937
cause to me they're all the same..."

509
00:39:52,939 --> 00:39:55,859
Except you big boy, that is...

510
00:40:00,697 --> 00:40:02,739
I hug'em and I squeeze 'em

511
00:40:02,741 --> 00:40:05,368
they don't even know my name...

512
00:40:07,788 --> 00:40:10,248
Rex- you're drooling.

513
00:40:13,710 --> 00:40:14,544
Stop it!

514
00:40:17,255 --> 00:40:20,676
Settle down doggies, the bets are in.

515
00:40:20,967 --> 00:40:22,385
Good to go Boxer...?

516
00:40:22,969 --> 00:40:24,385
Rebel... ready?

517
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:27,182
It's time to rumble!

518
00:40:32,395 --> 00:40:34,562
I can't watch this, it's...
519
00:40:34,564 --> 00:40:40,070
Horrible, it's just so horrible to think of
what the foxes did to him.

520
00:40:40,361 --> 00:40:42,779
We need to give him a proper funeral.

521
00:40:42,781 --> 00:40:46,240
But, I'm afraid there is nothing left to bury, dear.

522
00:40:46,242 --> 00:40:49,287
Even so, I would do no less for you... Philip.

523
00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:53,208
Quite reassuring... indeed

524
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:57,293
I wonder, how did he get like this?

525
00:40:57,295 --> 00:41:00,423
Dunno. Shares a cage with a Chihuahua.

526
00:41:03,802 --> 00:41:05,178
You're awake early, Rex.

527
00:41:05,345 --> 00:41:08,221
Been up for hours, thinking about last night!

528
00:41:08,223 --> 00:41:11,140
Don't worry, lad, the fights ain't that bad.

529
00:41:11,142 --> 00:41:13,103
Not about the fight-

530
00:41:13,144 --> 00:41:15,729
about Wanda. She's hot!

531
00:41:15,731 --> 00:41:18,481
Want my advice, forget about her.

532
00:41:18,483 --> 00:41:22,487
Wish I could- but she's caught me hook,
line and sinker.
533
00:41:22,738 --> 00:41:24,696
You don't stand a chance, mate!

534
00:41:24,698 --> 00:41:26,990
Au contraire mon ami-

535
00:41:26,992 --> 00:41:31,204
there's nothing a lady likes
more than refined breeding.

536
00:41:31,287 --> 00:41:35,667
Breakfast! Okay everyone, Breakfast is served.

537
00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:37,753
Breakfast is ready.

538
00:41:45,844 --> 00:41:48,471
Don't look at me like that- I tried to tell him!

539
00:42:00,025 --> 00:42:02,360
I know... he is nuts.

540
00:42:03,945 --> 00:42:06,657
Miss Wanda, allow me to introduce myself.

541
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:10,576
The name is Rex-
Corgi of the most noble provenance.

542
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:11,492
You what?

543
00:42:11,494 --> 00:42:13,411
Forgive my importunate manner.

544
00:42:13,413 --> 00:42:17,876
But I admit to being rather seduced
by your exquisite canine charms.

545
00:42:18,001 --> 00:42:19,959
Why do I always get the nutter?

546
00:42:19,961 --> 00:42:23,004
Perhaps we could get formally
acquainted over breakfast.
547
00:42:23,006 --> 00:42:24,966
I wouldn't touch that if I was you.

548
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,968
Not exactly Michelin Star is it!

549
00:42:28,970 --> 00:42:31,807
But it's as good as we're likely
to get in this dump.

550
00:42:33,058 --> 00:42:34,098
He is dead

551
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:37,226
If Tyson sees you eating from his bowl-
you're done.

552
00:42:37,228 --> 00:42:38,188
Come, come my dear.

553
00:42:38,229 --> 00:42:39,688
He'll soon fall into line

554
00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:42,567
once he knows I'm the Queen's Top Dog!

555
00:42:42,609 --> 00:42:44,233
You really are crazy aren't you?

556
00:42:44,235 --> 00:42:45,819
Only for you, my darling.

557
00:42:45,821 --> 00:42:49,447
Now sooner or later someone's going to rescue me
from this flea pit and then

558
00:42:49,449 --> 00:42:51,242
I'll whisk you away...

559
00:42:51,492 --> 00:42:54,579
Excuse me, I'm talking to the lady.

560
00:42:54,830 --> 00:42:57,791
Nosey nose- out!... where was I?
561
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,000
Ah yes- I'll whisk you away

562
00:43:01,002 --> 00:43:03,878
to a life of fine dining, velvet cushions

563
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,300
and men in powdered wigs
proffering Royal Jelly for tea.

564
00:43:08,343 --> 00:43:09,926
I said tootle off beefcake

565
00:43:09,928 --> 00:43:12,013
or you'll get a severe tongue lashing!

566
00:43:12,388 --> 00:43:15,306
No... Tyson- don't hurt him-

567
00:43:15,308 --> 00:43:17,310
he's just a crazy little...

568
00:43:19,479 --> 00:43:22,858
He ain't no dog, he's a pussycat

569
00:43:31,032 --> 00:43:33,783
I told you not to get involved with strays, Rex.

570
00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:36,077
Especially if they're going out with Tyson.

571
00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:37,954
You all saw what happened,

572
00:43:37,956 --> 00:43:40,081
Wanda stood up for me.

573
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:44,794
Well sort of, listen Rex. Forget about her.

574
00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:48,258
She is really hot
but she will be nothing but trouble.
575
00:43:48,466 --> 00:43:52,053
What went wrong-
I hit her with all my best lines?!

576
00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:54,723
You need to walk it off, dude.

577
00:43:56,016 --> 00:43:58,266
If you ever decide to do that again,

578
00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:01,269
remember one thing: We don't know you- alright?

579
00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:02,731
Yes, I got it.

580
00:44:13,867 --> 00:44:16,077
Thanks- but I don't drink coffee!

581
00:44:17,495 --> 00:44:20,707
Rex: The Queen's Top Dog!

582
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,668
He was telling the truth!

583
00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:23,960
Hey- you!

584
00:44:24,127 --> 00:44:26,672
We better go. Tyson is never far away.

585
00:44:27,047 --> 00:44:30,006
Best of luck Rex. Break a leg.

586
00:44:30,008 --> 00:44:31,592
Yeah, that's what I am afraid of.

587
00:44:31,677 --> 00:44:32,928
Beat it, losers!

588
00:44:33,386 --> 00:44:34,262
Not you...

589
00:44:34,971 --> 00:44:36,848
...Your Highness.

590
00:44:36,890 --> 00:44:37,931
Beg your pardon?

591
00:44:37,933 --> 00:44:39,515
Sorry about earlier.

592
00:44:39,517 --> 00:44:41,643
Tyson gets very jealous.

593
00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:43,519
He nearly broke my back.

594
00:44:43,521 --> 00:44:46,522
No! Where - here?

595
00:44:46,524 --> 00:44:47,691
Bit further down

596
00:44:47,693 --> 00:44:48,232
There?

597
00:44:48,234 --> 00:44:48,900
Hmm, Yeah

598
00:44:48,902 --> 00:44:50,401
What about there?

599
00:44:50,403 --> 00:44:52,028
Oh, that's the spot!

600
00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:55,200
You know I find you very attractive, Rex.

601
00:44:55,533 --> 00:44:57,786
You've got noble bearing.

602
00:44:58,036 --> 00:45:00,789
Strong... teeth.

603
00:45:01,456 --> 00:45:02,664
Fluffy belly.

604
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,624
I try to look after myself.

605
00:45:04,626 --> 00:45:07,669
The kind of dog, a girl would stray for.

606
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:08,338
Really?

607
00:45:09,172 --> 00:45:10,548
Isn't it obvious-

608
00:45:10,716 --> 00:45:13,800
I've been crazy about you since I first saw you!

609
00:45:13,802 --> 00:45:14,926
At the fight club?

610
00:45:14,928 --> 00:45:17,388
That's it! You were sitting on the right.

611
00:45:17,513 --> 00:45:18,054
The left.

612
00:45:18,056 --> 00:45:20,433
Right, your left.

613
00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:22,686
I couldn't take my eyes off you.

614
00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,561
You're the dog of my dreams, Rex.

615
00:45:25,563 --> 00:45:29,190
Now you've walked into my life
and turned it upside down.

616
00:45:29,192 --> 00:45:31,943
You did that to me, Wanda. Literally.

617
00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:35,071
Is that offer of Buckingham Palace still available?

618
00:45:35,073 --> 00:45:38,118
For you Wanda, anything! Ooooh!
619
00:45:38,493 --> 00:45:41,786
You've made me so happy-
I want to tell the world!

620
00:45:41,788 --> 00:45:45,000
I wish you wouldn't- you know what Tyson's like.

621
00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:47,127
Rex? Rex.

622
00:45:48,044 --> 00:45:49,087
Hit it fellas!

623
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:55,551
"And they called it- Puppy Looooove!

624
00:45:56,011 --> 00:46:00,181
Oh I guess they'll never knooowww...

625
00:46:01,224 --> 00:46:02,849
What if Tyson sees us?

626
00:46:02,851 --> 00:46:08,649
How a young heart really feels"

627
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,649
Care to dance, my Lady!?

628
00:46:10,651 --> 00:46:12,443
I'd prefer not to...

629
00:46:13,028 --> 00:46:18,366
"How a young heart really feels

630
00:46:19,492 --> 00:46:23,413
And why I love her so."

631
00:46:23,496 --> 00:46:26,831
Oh Wanda, we were destined to be together.

632
00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:27,581
Really?

633
00:46:27,583 --> 00:46:33,256
And they call it puppy love,

634
00:46:33,882 --> 00:46:38,219
just because we're in our teens.

635
00:46:38,303 --> 00:46:41,638
Would you prefer the wedding at
St. Paul's or Westminster Abbey?

636
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,224
Arrrgh! I told you to keep away from me girl!

637
00:46:45,226 --> 00:46:48,855
I say- back off. I'm not quite done here.

638
00:46:49,314 --> 00:46:55,445
"Someone help me, help me, help me please

639
00:46:55,696 --> 00:46:59,616
This is not a puppy love"

640
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,742
Not... a... puppy love.

641
00:47:02,744 --> 00:47:10,669
This is not a... ouch... a puppy loooove.

642
00:47:17,258 --> 00:47:23,056
Fool. You just signed yourself up for fight club!

643
00:47:35,777 --> 00:47:40,365
Dear Rexy, gone forever.

644
00:47:40,866 --> 00:47:42,743
Oh, cheer up old girl.

645
00:47:42,951 --> 00:47:44,870
He was only a bloody bow-wow.

646
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,997
Do shut up, Philip.

647
00:48:03,639 --> 00:48:06,599
You're upset too, aren't you, Charlie?
648
00:48:11,647 --> 00:48:15,233
How would you like to be my new top dog?

649
00:48:23,116 --> 00:48:25,199
Where exactly are you taking me?

650
00:48:25,201 --> 00:48:26,325
To the laundry room

651
00:48:26,327 --> 00:48:28,579
so boxer does not take you to the cleaner.

652
00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,040
What do you mean?

653
00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,460
It means you gotta go learn the basics.

654
00:48:34,628 --> 00:48:36,127
You'll need all the help you can get.

655
00:48:36,129 --> 00:48:40,423
Butch's record? 76 Bouts- 75 knock outs.

656
00:48:40,425 --> 00:48:43,217
Well, e better get ready for his 76th

657
00:48:43,219 --> 00:48:46,763
They didn't knock him out- he knocked them out.

658
00:48:46,765 --> 00:48:48,347
He just suffered one defeat.

659
00:48:48,349 --> 00:48:52,518
Oh alright then, so I still have a chance.

660
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,979
He lost against Tyson.

661
00:48:54,981 --> 00:48:56,731
Oh, he's going to kill me!

662
00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:58,608
You might get away with alight maiming.

663
00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:02,906
You got to take a chill pill man, ease it down.

664
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:06,407
Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

665
00:49:06,409 --> 00:49:09,412
I used to do all my own stunts when I was younger.

666
00:49:09,621 --> 00:49:12,371
You need to learn how to roll with the punches.

667
00:49:12,373 --> 00:49:15,961
Pick your opening and strike like a coiled cobra!

668
00:49:16,127 --> 00:49:18,964
Besides, do you remember the old movie, Rocky!

669
00:49:19,047 --> 00:49:21,382
The underdog won in the end!

670
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,382
Rocky lost, Bernard.

671
00:49:23,384 --> 00:49:25,846
Euh, Rocky II?

672
00:49:26,221 --> 00:49:27,595
Consider yourself lucky,

673
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:29,390
you've got the best coaching team around.

674
00:49:29,683 --> 00:49:30,932
I just want to survive.

675
00:49:30,934 --> 00:49:33,810
Okay, lets start with the basic fitness routine.

676
00:49:33,812 --> 00:49:35,772
Jump in and show me you can run.

677
00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:02,732
This is not going to work.

678
00:51:02,734 --> 00:51:05,819
What if I gave him some
acting lesson on how to play dead.

679
00:51:05,821 --> 00:51:08,406
We're gonna need a real plan B, Bernard.

680
00:51:08,740 --> 00:51:09,741
Follow me.

681
00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:13,451
You better study carefully
the layout of this place.

682
00:51:13,453 --> 00:51:15,078
Boxer is quite heavy.

683
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,496
Like Bernard said. Pick your opening.

684
00:51:17,498 --> 00:51:18,206
And?

685
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,376
Run and hide.

686
00:51:29,678 --> 00:51:32,220
Time for... Fight Club!

687
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:33,640
Wait, wait... Stop it right there!

688
00:51:33,682 --> 00:51:37,016
As the Queen's Corgi-
I command you not to open that door!

689
00:51:37,018 --> 00:51:39,853
It's already open, what's wrong with you?

690
00:51:39,855 --> 00:51:42,691
Oh let him be, I'll take it from.

691
00:51:42,774 --> 00:51:45,316
He's got stage fright. Come on Rex,

692
00:51:45,318 --> 00:51:48,402
I can't bear the sight of blue blood!

693
00:51:48,404 --> 00:51:51,032
Don't worry, it will be over before you know it.

694
00:51:51,491 --> 00:51:53,700
Be strong Rex, I believe in you.

695
00:51:53,702 --> 00:51:54,786
Thanks Wanda.

696
00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:03,126
Well well, look who is here.

697
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:06,295
I was starting to think you would be a no-show.

698
00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:12,428
Ladies and gentleman,
please give a warm welcome to our royal champ.

699
00:52:19,936 --> 00:52:22,020
Today's bet 3 ct 1

700
00:52:22,022 --> 00:52:24,522
the corgi lasts under a minute.

701
00:52:24,524 --> 00:52:26,818
Go for it Rex, we're here for you.

702
00:52:28,361 --> 00:52:29,237
I am with you Rex.

703
00:52:31,823 --> 00:52:32,908
Thanks Boxer,

704
00:52:32,991 --> 00:52:35,493
but you don't have to fight tonight.

705
00:52:35,535 --> 00:52:36,244
Uh?
706
00:52:36,703 --> 00:52:44,044
My friends... what do you say
we change the odds to... 60 to 1.

707
00:52:44,252 --> 00:52:48,048
For your greatest pleasure and mine...

708
00:52:48,214 --> 00:52:52,135
I will destroy this pathetic puppy myself.

709
00:52:52,177 --> 00:52:53,551
Hey that was not the deal.

710
00:52:53,553 --> 00:52:56,387
Might we find a more civilized way to settle this?

711
00:52:56,389 --> 00:52:58,099
You're dead!

712
00:53:00,393 --> 00:53:03,061
Looks like we are about to
lose another cell mate pal.

713
00:53:03,063 --> 00:53:05,857
In the red corner: ME!

714
00:53:07,483 --> 00:53:11,112
In the blue corner: My dinner!

715
00:53:11,529 --> 00:53:13,740
I'm too fluffy to die!

716
00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:15,156
Remmember the plan Rex.

717
00:53:15,158 --> 00:53:17,283
Get out of the way as fast as you can.

718
00:53:17,285 --> 00:53:19,452
This is going to be ugly.

719
00:53:19,454 --> 00:53:20,038
Got it!
720
00:53:22,415 --> 00:53:28,088
Well, well well, it looks like your
boyfriend's bitten off more than he can chew.

721
00:53:28,129 --> 00:53:30,215
Oh come on Tyson, let him be!

722
00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:34,508
Lets have some fun-

723
00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:38,890
I'll make it nice and slow!

724
00:54:20,974 --> 00:54:21,933
Boxer...

725
00:54:22,350 --> 00:54:23,393
Ah, ah, yeah!

726
00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:27,230
Come on, shoot! SHOOOOT!

727
00:54:38,617 --> 00:54:42,035
You wouldn't harm a member of her
Majesty's household would you?

728
00:54:42,037 --> 00:54:43,413
You would...

729
00:54:43,496 --> 00:54:46,792
Tyson's gone mad. I can't watch this!

730
00:54:53,381 --> 00:54:54,925
It's now or never!

731
00:54:55,634 --> 00:54:58,386
Yes, YES... Oh no...

732
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:00,263
What...?

733
00:55:02,683 --> 00:55:05,310
You're gonna pay for that Wanda.

734
00:55:08,146 --> 00:55:10,229
Ah... What is going on out there?

735
00:55:10,231 --> 00:55:11,692
Get back in your cages.

736
00:55:13,234 --> 00:55:13,944
Boxer...?

737
00:55:16,863 --> 00:55:18,990
You're dead Wanda!

738
00:55:23,745 --> 00:55:26,454
And stay in your cages!

739
00:55:26,456 --> 00:55:28,667
We've got a game to watch.

740
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:31,377
Wanda? Are you OK.

741
00:55:32,087 --> 00:55:33,712
I am, for now.

742
00:55:33,714 --> 00:55:37,674
Thanks for saving my life, that was very brave.

743
00:55:37,676 --> 00:55:39,092
...and very foolish.

744
00:55:39,094 --> 00:55:41,054
You two better find a way out of here.

745
00:55:41,096 --> 00:55:43,514
Your days are numbered. I'm telling you.

746
00:55:44,015 --> 00:55:45,765
Easier said than done.

747
00:55:45,767 --> 00:55:50,105
The way I see it, either you
get picked up by a visitor, iffy odds,

748
00:55:50,396 --> 00:55:52,396
or you beg the Chihuahua to help you out.
749
00:55:52,398 --> 00:55:54,025
The Chihuahua?

750
00:55:54,234 --> 00:55:56,109
Don't even think about it

751
00:55:56,111 --> 00:55:57,360
Eavesdropping again?

752
00:55:57,362 --> 00:55:58,820
I heard it too...

753
00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:02,743
You said it first Jack: NEVER CROSS TYSON.

754
00:56:02,951 --> 00:56:06,494
Rule five for you. Numero uno for me!

755
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:08,162
Oh, I'm worried, Rex.

756
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:10,667
Lets just hope some visitor picks you up tomorrow.

757
00:56:11,209 --> 00:56:12,919
I'm staying, Jack.

758
00:56:13,128 --> 00:56:15,837
No need to put up a good stiff upper lip and all.

759
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:19,340
You need to tuck your tail and get
as far away from here as you can.

760
00:56:19,342 --> 00:56:21,261
No I don't.

761
00:56:25,390 --> 00:56:28,432
You can't keep running away from bullies like Tyson.

762
00:56:28,434 --> 00:56:31,102
And how do you propose we deal with him...?

763
00:56:31,104 --> 00:56:32,687
You have to face really,

764
00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:35,523
if it weren't for Wanda, you'd be history by now.

765
00:56:35,525 --> 00:56:37,861
But that's just the point.

766
00:56:38,153 --> 00:56:39,988
I couldn't have done it on my own.

767
00:56:40,196 --> 00:56:42,866
United we stand, divided we fall.

768
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:46,745
Our real battle isn't with Tyson, it's fear.

769
00:56:46,870 --> 00:56:49,665
We conquer it, we set ourselves free.

770
00:56:50,123 --> 00:56:53,418
Together we can beat that tyrant.

771
00:56:54,169 --> 00:56:55,418
Bravo!

772
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:56,210
So you're in?

773
00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:58,963
Oh no, but that was a great speech!

774
00:56:58,965 --> 00:57:02,886
Fantastic performance. I'm quite moved.

775
00:57:03,011 --> 00:57:05,094
You've really touched me... tears and everything.

776
00:57:05,096 --> 00:57:09,140
Oh... you cry at the opening of
a can of dog food, Bernard,

777
00:57:09,142 --> 00:57:13,438
besides, that perro loco is going to
get us all killed for sure!

778
00:57:13,605 --> 00:57:16,817
I told you not to get involved with strays Rex.

779
00:57:18,026 --> 00:57:19,444
Some friend you are.

780
00:57:35,794 --> 00:57:38,338
Here we go. Viewing time!

781
00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:42,843
Over here, over here!

782
00:57:43,051 --> 00:57:45,136
Oh look, the corgi!

783
00:57:45,553 --> 00:57:47,637
Nooo, jack?

784
00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:50,141
Don't even mentioned it.
That's what friends are for.

785
00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:51,515
I want that one mommy.

786
00:57:51,517 --> 00:57:53,434
Are you sure sweetie?

787
00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:55,228
Don't you want to look around first?

788
00:57:55,230 --> 00:57:56,940
No mommy, please!

789
00:57:57,816 --> 00:57:59,941
You got yourself a nice dog.

790
00:57:59,943 --> 00:58:02,235
No, wait. I don't want to go.

791
00:58:02,237 --> 00:58:05,156
Ooooh, Some dogs get all the luck
792
00:58:05,657 --> 00:58:06,405
Rex?

793
00:58:06,407 --> 00:58:07,657
Don't worry Wanda!

794
00:58:07,659 --> 00:58:10,994
I'll come back and save you! I promise.

795
00:58:10,996 --> 00:58:12,038
Rex!

796
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,665
Do you want a hand dear?

797
00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:16,791
No, Mummy!

798
00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:19,295
He is mine and I get to carry him!

799
00:58:23,508 --> 00:58:25,010
Hey, no come back.

800
00:58:34,185 --> 00:58:35,353
I want another one!

801
00:58:36,312 --> 00:58:38,980
Alright everyone, to the yard...

802
00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:40,984
You need some Fresh air.

803
00:58:47,407 --> 00:58:50,493
Wanda! Over here, now.

804
00:58:50,619 --> 00:58:53,163
We've got a score to settle.

805
00:58:53,622 --> 00:58:57,834
Oh, he is going to destroy her,
we have to do something.

806
00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:00,627
Forget it guys. This one's out of our hands.

807
00:59:00,629 --> 00:59:04,047
Jack's right, we better stay out of it.

808
00:59:04,049 --> 00:59:06,217
There's no stopping Tyson when he is mad.

809
00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:15,393
Why did you betray me for that pathetic Corgi?

810
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,061
Maybe because I'm a sucker for
a dog with breeding.

811
00:59:18,063 --> 00:59:22,025
You're gonna regret your expensive tastes.

812
00:59:39,584 --> 00:59:40,126
Rex!

813
00:59:41,294 --> 00:59:44,253
What are you doing here? Are you nuts?

814
00:59:44,255 --> 00:59:49,425
Ahh- he's come back for his girl- how sweet.

815
00:59:49,427 --> 00:59:51,260
No, I've come back for you, Tyson

816
00:59:51,262 --> 00:59:53,346
You're not a leader- you're a bully.

817
00:59:53,348 --> 00:59:56,182
You don't earn respect, you just instill fear.

818
00:59:56,184 --> 00:59:59,771
And you... you've just earned
the right to a good beating.

819
01:00:02,107 --> 01:00:02,440
Rex.

820
01:00:06,527 --> 01:00:08,361
Is that all you've got?
821
01:00:08,363 --> 01:00:10,780
We're in no rush here, are we?

822
01:00:10,782 --> 01:00:14,745
I'm going to show you who's the boss around here,
you little wimp.

823
01:00:14,870 --> 01:00:18,456
You actually thought someone
would want to follow a loser like you?

824
01:00:18,581 --> 01:00:21,290
Who would ever be crazy enough to do that?

825
01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:22,166
I would.

826
01:00:22,168 --> 01:00:25,421
Yeah, well, I'll deal with you later.

827
01:00:25,505 --> 01:00:27,090
Anyone else?

828
01:00:27,966 --> 01:00:30,218
Me... seriously?

829
01:00:30,385 --> 01:00:32,595
What have I got to do with this?

830
01:00:34,139 --> 01:00:35,722
Damn it, alright,

831
01:00:35,724 --> 01:00:38,557
as the saying goes: United We Stand.

832
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:40,059
I second that.

833
01:00:40,061 --> 01:00:43,189
And for dramatic accent, you're damn right!

834
01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:45,566
Just, go easy on the face.
835
01:00:45,692 --> 01:00:48,654
You have anger management issues.

836
01:00:48,695 --> 01:00:50,779
Anyone else got something to say?

837
01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:53,033
I'll take the lot of you on!

838
01:00:53,742 --> 01:00:54,490
Hep, hey!

839
01:00:54,492 --> 01:00:56,787
Oh that's magical that is.

840
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,245
The biggest sissy in here.

841
01:00:59,247 --> 01:01:01,164
Sort him out, Boxer!

842
01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:03,416
Euh... You're on your own, Tyson.

843
01:01:03,418 --> 01:01:07,047
Alright, I'll do it myself!

844
01:01:07,088 --> 01:01:10,048
I'm going to enjoy this.

845
01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:12,425
Bring it on Tyson.

846
01:01:12,427 --> 01:01:14,177
- Whoah...
- He can talk!?

847
01:01:14,179 --> 01:01:16,682
Come on big guy, lets see what you got, now!

848
01:01:26,650 --> 01:01:28,066
Yeah.

849
01:01:28,068 --> 01:01:29,695
Oh...
Yes.

850
01:01:32,197 --> 01:01:35,824
Whoaw. What's going on out here?

851
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,160
We better go!

852
01:01:38,203 --> 01:01:40,620
Remmember what I said about
setting ourselves free.

853
01:01:40,622 --> 01:01:41,996
Here we go again...

854
01:01:41,998 --> 01:01:43,331
No more speeches.

855
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,502
I actually found a way out of here. Lets go.

856
01:01:47,337 --> 01:01:51,257
You know REX,
I don't want to be back on the streets.

857
01:01:51,591 --> 01:01:52,133
Chief?

858
01:01:52,217 --> 01:01:54,342
It's not so bad in here.

859
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:57,180
With Tyson out, this place is going to be cool.

860
01:01:57,347 --> 01:01:59,515
It's very cold outside.

861
01:01:59,641 --> 01:02:03,019
Believe it or not, I hate winters. Brrrr...

862
01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,352
Wanda?

863
01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:06,147
Never thought you'd ask

864
01:02:06,272 --> 01:02:07,482
Thanks everyone.

865
01:02:15,531 --> 01:02:17,073
Can You believe this Charlie?

866
01:02:17,075 --> 01:02:21,329
Rex is barely gone and they're already
eliminating all traces of him.

867
01:02:21,705 --> 01:02:23,204
Like he was never here.

868
01:02:23,206 --> 01:02:24,706
You better lay low Nelson

869
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,835
or they might put you away too.

870
01:02:27,085 --> 01:02:29,543
You're quite an old relic you know.

871
01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:31,422
How dare you?

872
01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:46,479
Here we are! Home, sweet home!

873
01:02:46,813 --> 01:02:48,815
After you, M'Lady.

874
01:02:49,565 --> 01:02:51,065
What have we got 'ere, Sarge?

875
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,652
Looks like a mongrel and a stray Corgi.

876
01:02:53,654 --> 01:02:55,321
Think they belong in the Palace.

877
01:02:57,323 --> 01:03:01,034
Sorry you two, Your type ain't welcome here.
Now out you go!
878
01:03:01,036 --> 01:03:03,538
Wait my good man. I can explain...

879
01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:06,790
You see, I'm the Queen's Corgi-
and this is my... ooooh!

880
01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:07,918
Now scram!

881
01:03:10,461 --> 01:03:12,879
Looks like they didn't recognize you. What now?

882
01:03:12,881 --> 01:03:15,508
We'll sneak back in. I know a way.

883
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:20,681
Hold on now! I know there was
a hole in this wall, right here!

884
01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:22,596
That's how we escaped.

885
01:03:22,598 --> 01:03:24,933
Well it's gone. So what do we do?

886
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:26,810
I don't know any other way in.

887
01:03:26,812 --> 01:03:28,563
I've got an idea.

888
01:03:43,745 --> 01:03:46,414
Wanda. I can't keep up.

889
01:03:46,539 --> 01:03:49,042
You are running too fast for me.

890
01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:52,418
Right then. Wait for me here. I won't be too long.

891
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,422
But where are you...
892
01:04:00,929 --> 01:04:03,598
What? I'm dead...?

893
01:04:08,604 --> 01:04:11,395
Come on Charlie, the Queen is waiting.

894
01:04:11,397 --> 01:04:14,190
It's your coronation for goodness sake.

895
01:04:14,192 --> 01:04:15,859
You don't want to be late

896
01:04:15,861 --> 01:04:17,568
Hush you old fool.

897
01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:22,826
Once I'm the new Top Dog,
there will be some changes around here.

898
01:04:22,868 --> 01:04:27,497
First, I shall levy a 50% dinner tax.

899
01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,419
I say, don't you think that's a bit stiff?

900
01:04:35,631 --> 01:04:41,511
Secondly, I wish to be referred to
at all times as 'My Lord',

901
01:04:41,552 --> 01:04:47,225
except on informal occasions
when you may call me, 'My Liege'.

902
01:04:47,851 --> 01:04:50,395
Yes... My Liege- Lord

903
01:04:50,771 --> 01:04:53,146
Thirdly, when I pass by,

904
01:04:53,148 --> 01:04:55,566
I require you to avert your eyes.

905
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:59,362
Not too much, sort of like this...
906
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,992
Do I make myself clear!

907
01:05:04,618 --> 01:05:05,700
Yes, my Lord, Liege.

908
01:05:05,702 --> 01:05:07,996
I did not quite hear that!

909
01:05:08,830 --> 01:05:11,205
Yes, my liege, lord.

910
01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,206
Yes, my Lord, Liege.

911
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:16,296
Very well then. In that case, you may be excused

912
01:05:16,504 --> 01:05:19,841
while I prepare myself for the coronation.

913
01:05:20,216 --> 01:05:22,050
Charlie's mad as a hatter!

914
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,595
Makes one miss dear old Rex.

915
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:26,723
Rex!

916
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:27,974
Wanda!

917
01:05:28,266 --> 01:05:30,224
Rex, I've got a surprise for you...

918
01:05:30,226 --> 01:05:33,897
Wait... I have some big news to share. It seems...

919
01:05:34,439 --> 01:05:35,440
I'm dead!

920
01:05:37,025 --> 01:05:38,524
What are you talking about?
921
01:05:38,526 --> 01:05:41,069
See right there, my own funeral

922
01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,946
Oh, Is that the Queen?

923
01:05:42,948 --> 01:05:45,448
Yes and the cross below it's me.

924
01:05:45,450 --> 01:05:47,911
That would explain why nobody came looking for you

925
01:05:47,994 --> 01:05:50,745
Precisely! Charlie had the whole thing figured out

926
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,039
and now he's going to become Top Dog!

927
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,332
Oh no, he's not.

928
01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:55,166
He isn't?

929
01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:56,628
Not if we can help it!

930
01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:57,253
We...

931
01:05:57,462 --> 01:05:58,129
Hi kid!

932
01:05:58,296 --> 01:05:59,295
Surprise!

933
01:05:59,297 --> 01:06:00,004
Jack...

934
01:06:00,006 --> 01:06:03,091
Rule seven: Wanda does not take no for an answer.

935
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:04,217
United..

936
01:06:04,219 --> 01:06:05,384
We...

937
01:06:05,386 --> 01:06:06,012
Stand!

938
01:06:06,137 --> 01:06:09,182
Great to see you guys.

939
01:06:09,390 --> 01:06:12,350
How exactly did you manage to
get them out of the pound?

940
01:06:12,352 --> 01:06:13,893
You don't wanna know.

941
01:06:13,895 --> 01:06:14,769
Maybe not.

942
01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:16,688
But, I like the way you think.

943
01:06:16,690 --> 01:06:20,819
Lets move out. Bernard has a great idea
to get us into the palace.

944
01:06:26,742 --> 01:06:28,867
Where is that blasted dog?

945
01:06:28,869 --> 01:06:31,246
Hurry him along a little, will you?

946
01:06:44,050 --> 01:06:45,051
Lets go guys.

947
01:06:49,014 --> 01:06:50,015
Stop them!

948
01:06:53,018 --> 01:06:54,645
Whoaw... get them...

949
01:07:08,742 --> 01:07:10,950
Who's the Queen's Top Dog?
950
01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:13,286
That would be me... Charlie.

951
01:07:13,288 --> 01:07:15,705
It appears I have arrived right on time

952
01:07:15,707 --> 01:07:18,166
to prevent the Queen from
making a very bad mistake.

953
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,250
You're alive!

954
01:07:19,252 --> 01:07:20,835
How could you betray me?

955
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:23,046
You were my best friend, Charlie.

956
01:07:23,048 --> 01:07:25,882
Wow wow wow, of course we are friends, Rex..

957
01:07:25,884 --> 01:07:28,342
No we are not, you push me off the bridge.

958
01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:31,014
How absurd. You slipped and fell.

959
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:32,057
Really?

960
01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:34,685
Charlie, meet Wanda.

961
01:07:34,768 --> 01:07:36,812
Charmed, I'm sure

962
01:07:38,647 --> 01:07:41,024
I'll show you there was no foul play.

963
01:07:41,149 --> 01:07:42,859
The proof is in the closet.

964
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:44,527
What proof?

965
01:07:45,070 --> 01:07:46,905
I know what happened Charlie.

966
01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,197
I was there, remember?

967
01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:51,993
Just open the door, you'll see.

968
01:07:52,327 --> 01:07:52,953
I'll do it.

969
01:07:53,829 --> 01:07:55,831
No Wanda, this could be a trick.

970
01:08:02,629 --> 01:08:03,714
Game over Rex.

971
01:08:07,718 --> 01:08:12,013
You survived the ice,
show me how you deal with fire!

972
01:08:12,681 --> 01:08:17,811
Ah, now forgive me,
I've got a Golden Collar to receive. Ta-ra!

973
01:08:30,281 --> 01:08:32,406
Oh. There you are,

974
01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:35,411
come this way, you're expected!

975
01:08:48,341 --> 01:08:51,843
Wanda give us some help here.

976
01:08:51,845 --> 01:08:52,846
Wanda...?

977
01:08:55,473 --> 01:08:57,142
Wanda where are you?

978
01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,771
Waaaanda.

979
01:09:05,859 --> 01:09:06,777
Wanda!

980
01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:54,032
Coughing, aaah, what's happening... Rex?

981
01:09:54,074 --> 01:09:57,241
Don't move. I'm getting you out of here.

982
01:09:57,243 --> 01:09:58,662
What about you.

983
01:09:58,912 --> 01:10:00,328
It's too heavy for two.

984
01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,165
Noooo. I don't want to leave you

985
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:04,793
Farewell... Wanda.

986
01:10:53,091 --> 01:10:57,595
Following the passing of my dear, dear, Rexy

987
01:11:08,356 --> 01:11:11,610
Hmmm, perhaps,
I should have taken a little nap earlier.

988
01:11:23,204 --> 01:11:25,705
It is beholden upon me,

989
01:11:25,707 --> 01:11:30,420
to bequeath the Golden Collar
to his best friend...

990
01:11:31,296 --> 01:11:33,298
Where is the gold collar?

991
01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:45,101
Eh, what a circus.

992
01:11:52,818 --> 01:11:54,150
Hey! Guys!
993
01:11:54,152 --> 01:11:55,153
Wanda?

994
01:11:55,654 --> 01:11:56,945
Up here!

995
01:11:56,947 --> 01:12:00,031
Wow, I didn't know she could fly?

996
01:12:00,033 --> 01:12:01,658
What are you doing up there?

997
01:12:01,660 --> 01:12:03,367
Trying to save Rex!

998
01:12:03,369 --> 01:12:04,621
What did she say?

999
01:12:06,915 --> 01:12:08,083
Catch her!

1000
01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:14,172
I got her, I got her!

1001
01:12:14,673 --> 01:12:16,549
Hey! Where'd she go!

1002
01:12:16,675 --> 01:12:17,425
Hello!?

1003
01:12:17,843 --> 01:12:19,592
She vanished right into thin air!

1004
01:12:19,594 --> 01:12:22,345
Whoa... That was pretty cool.

1005
01:12:22,347 --> 01:12:23,930
Enough fooling around.

1006
01:12:23,932 --> 01:12:26,977
If we don't get in there,
Rex will be burned to a crisp!

1007
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,894
Dudes, we gotta save Rex!

1008
01:12:29,896 --> 01:12:31,229
I once played a scene

1009
01:12:31,231 --> 01:12:34,023
where I rushed into a burning building.

1010
01:12:34,025 --> 01:12:35,318
Run!

1011
01:12:43,243 --> 01:12:43,910
Help me!

1012
01:12:45,787 --> 01:12:48,373
I'll get this. Move out of the way, aaargh!

1013
01:12:50,416 --> 01:12:51,916
I can't see a thing!

1014
01:12:51,918 --> 01:12:53,126
Me neither!

1015
01:12:53,128 --> 01:12:53,879
REX!

1016
01:12:54,838 --> 01:12:56,798
Rex? Wanda!!

1017
01:13:02,721 --> 01:13:05,471
Guys! We need to put out this fire now!

1018
01:13:05,473 --> 01:13:08,099
Jack. You and Chief get the hose
at the end of the hall.

1019
01:13:08,101 --> 01:13:09,183
Okay, got it.

1020
01:13:09,185 --> 01:13:11,229
AI, Bernard, come with me.

1021
01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:13,356
Oh dear.
1022
01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:16,608
How we gonna get the hose out?

1023
01:13:16,610 --> 01:13:18,069
I've got this.

1024
01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,286
Nice work, CHIEF!

1025
01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:35,627
Yes, that's it. Perfect.

1026
01:13:35,629 --> 01:13:37,005
Hold it tight.

1027
01:13:37,422 --> 01:13:40,884
Whoa... I need help here!

1028
01:13:42,969 --> 01:13:43,762
I got it, I got it.

1029
01:13:54,815 --> 01:13:57,275
Whoaw, easy does it.

1030
01:14:03,323 --> 01:14:04,908
I think I've got the hang of this.

1031
01:14:06,367 --> 01:14:08,536
Let a woman show you how it's done.

1032
01:14:14,835 --> 01:14:16,250
What are you waiting for.

1033
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:17,295
Coming!

1034
01:14:58,211 --> 01:14:59,713
Does anyone see Rex?

1035
01:15:00,839 --> 01:15:03,006
Oh, look at this place,

1036
01:15:03,008 --> 01:15:05,510
there is no way he made it...

1037
01:15:07,303 --> 01:15:08,263
Rex!

1038
01:15:16,562 --> 01:15:17,856
He is nowhere in sight.

1039
01:15:18,064 --> 01:15:19,107
Rex...

1040
01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,027
Rex...

1041
01:15:26,281 --> 01:15:27,448
I heard something!

1042
01:15:28,074 --> 01:15:29,325
What, what was that?

1043
01:15:29,785 --> 01:15:31,327
Up here.

1044
01:15:32,162 --> 01:15:33,789
It's Rex! Rex!

1045
01:15:34,414 --> 01:15:36,122
Wanda.

1046
01:15:36,124 --> 01:15:37,626
He is in chimney.

1047
01:15:38,418 --> 01:15:41,377
Hey... come down, what are you waiting for?

1048
01:15:41,379 --> 01:15:42,588
I am stuck.

1049
01:15:43,589 --> 01:15:45,008
What are you doing?

1050
01:15:47,343 --> 01:15:49,179
Oh... how sweet

1051
01:15:49,971 --> 01:15:54,309
Wait... You guys deal with this situation.
I'll be right back!

1052
01:15:54,601 --> 01:15:56,603
I've got something to take care of.

1053
01:15:57,854 --> 01:16:02,231
And so, on this most wonderful coronation day,

1054
01:16:02,233 --> 01:16:06,071
we mark a new chapter, a new beginning...

1055
01:16:07,072 --> 02:32:15,418
Hey!

1056
01:16:07,948 --> 01:16:11,074
My goodness. What in the world is going on here?

1057
01:16:11,076 --> 01:16:13,369
Give me my gold collar back!

1058
01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:20,585
Come back, stop it,
give me that back, grab him...

1059
01:16:23,672 --> 01:16:26,424
Come on Bernard. Push, higher.

1060
01:16:31,262 --> 01:16:33,930
Oh oh, ouch, that hurts.

1061
01:16:33,932 --> 01:16:35,139
But at least we've got you back.

1062
01:16:35,141 --> 01:16:36,476
I have your collar.

1063
01:16:36,852 --> 01:16:37,769
Wanda.

1064
01:16:41,064 --> 01:16:45,483
Well look at this sorry bunch of wannabees.

1065
01:16:45,485 --> 01:16:49,028
Oh, I can see you trashed this room pretty good.

1066
01:16:49,030 --> 01:16:49,738
Us?

1067
01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:51,698
Rex! You're back!

1068
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:54,993
Guys! It's so great to see you.

1069
01:16:54,995 --> 01:16:56,911
What exactly is going on here, Charlie?

1070
01:16:56,913 --> 01:17:00,373
Seems Charlie here wants to be top dog so bad,

1071
01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:02,834
he'd risk burning down the whole palace for it?

1072
01:17:02,836 --> 01:17:04,460
You did this, Charlie!?

1073
01:17:04,462 --> 01:17:05,672
This is our home.

1074
01:17:05,881 --> 01:17:07,841
Stay out of it you two.

1075
01:17:08,133 --> 01:17:12,051
I'm going to settle this once and for all.

1076
01:17:12,053 --> 01:17:15,098
Then you're a lot dumber than you look, mate.

1077
01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:18,141
You hoped I would drown
when you pushed me off that bridge.

1078
01:17:18,143 --> 01:17:18,975
True.

1079
01:17:18,977 --> 01:17:21,936
Or maybe you thought I'd end up in some gutter,
1080
01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,730
homeless and unwanted.

1081
01:17:23,732 --> 01:17:26,775
Hmmm! No. I did think you'd drown.

1082
01:17:26,777 --> 01:17:29,944
We could always make them
arrangements for you, you know.

1083
01:17:29,946 --> 01:17:31,738
lam with you there, Chief.

1084
01:17:31,740 --> 01:17:34,532
In any event, I'm about to be top dog

1085
01:17:34,534 --> 01:17:38,662
and my word is golden. Soto speak.

1086
01:17:38,664 --> 01:17:41,205
No you're not, Charlie.

1087
01:17:41,207 --> 01:17:46,377
I say, once top dog, always top dog.

1088
01:17:46,379 --> 01:17:49,257
Why should he be the Queen's top Corgi?

1089
01:17:49,424 --> 01:17:52,133
I've served her Majesty well,

1090
01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:55,344
and I have seniority! I'm entitled!

1091
01:17:55,346 --> 01:17:57,471
Enough of your blabbering.

1092
01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:59,893
You tried and you failed.

1093
01:18:02,395 --> 01:18:03,853
No, Wanda.

1094
01:18:03,855 --> 01:18:06,482
But, I thought this is what you wanted...?

1095
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:08,443
I don't understand.

1096
01:18:08,819 --> 01:18:11,569
All you've ever talked about was being Top Dog.

1097
01:18:11,571 --> 01:18:12,864
Not any more.

1098
01:18:13,198 --> 01:18:16,326
If Charlie wants it that bad, let him have it.

1099
01:18:16,827 --> 01:18:20,288
All I care about is being your Top Dog.

1100
01:18:20,496 --> 01:18:22,373
You're top of my list.

1101
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:25,124
I do like a great love scene

1102
01:18:25,126 --> 01:18:27,545
That's what I call a real class act

1103
01:18:27,713 --> 01:18:30,964
You don't mean this... do you?

1104
01:18:30,966 --> 01:18:31,842
I do!

1105
01:18:36,930 --> 01:18:41,184
Oh my goodness, what in the world happened here...

1106
01:18:46,272 --> 01:18:49,816
Oh Rex!! You're alive!

1107
01:18:49,818 --> 01:18:52,613
It's all been a terrible mistake.

1108
01:18:52,738 --> 01:18:54,698
We thought the fox had...

1109
01:18:55,657 --> 01:18:58,702
I missed you so very much.

1110
01:18:59,410 --> 01:19:03,999
Oh dear, this room is going to
need some freshening up

1111
01:19:10,631 --> 01:19:12,298
Oh... Rex...

1112
01:19:12,507 --> 01:19:16,219
So, that's where you've been... looking for love.

1113
01:19:16,594 --> 01:19:18,805
You've got good taste, Rexy!

1114
01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:22,267
Love moves us all in mysterious ways...

1115
01:19:22,350 --> 01:19:23,810
isn't that right Phillip?

1116
01:19:23,894 --> 01:19:25,020
What?

1117
01:19:25,186 --> 01:19:29,149
Oh, yes! Very mysterious indeed.

1118
01:19:31,317 --> 01:19:33,693
Shall I call the guards to get rid of all these dogs?

1119
01:19:33,695 --> 01:19:35,444
That won't be necessary.

1120
01:19:35,446 --> 01:19:38,156
It's high time we had some new blood in the palace.

1121
01:19:38,158 --> 01:19:41,492
Seriously? You mean the whole lot?

1122
01:19:41,494 --> 01:19:43,787
Why not, this is a big place.

1123
01:19:43,789 --> 01:19:46,706
I thought you had eyes only for Corgis...
1124
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:48,917
One is never too old to change

1125
01:19:48,919 --> 01:19:53,046
If you say so.
But, who is going to be the top dog then?

1126
01:19:53,048 --> 01:19:58,051
Well, it's pretty obvious to me that
Rexy has already made that call.

1127
01:19:58,053 --> 01:20:03,642
After all, love and Royal duties
can make for difficult bedfellows.

1128
01:20:03,892 --> 01:20:06,893
It worked rather well for us, didn't it dear..

1129
01:20:06,895 --> 01:20:10,148
Yes, my dear, we are old school.

1130
01:20:10,941 --> 01:20:12,941
Well come along then.

1131
01:20:12,943 --> 01:20:15,570
The lot of you could use a bit of freshening up!

1132
01:20:16,029 --> 01:20:19,157
Afterwards we shall have a wonderful dinner

1133
01:20:19,490 --> 01:20:23,995
Ah ah, dudes! We're gonna live in a palace!

1134
01:20:24,162 --> 01:20:25,829
This is so exciting.

1135
01:20:25,831 --> 01:20:28,834
That's what you'd call
a happy ending right, Bernard...?

1136
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:32,919
So, you are going to let Charlie of the hook,
just like that.

1137
01:20:32,921 --> 01:20:35,090
Oh, he is not off the hook.

1138
01:20:35,173 --> 01:20:40,095
He has no idea what he got himself into,
believe me.

1139
01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:55,108
After you Milady

1140
01:20:55,110 --> 01:20:56,319
Oh, Rex.

1141
01:21:11,542 --> 01:21:13,918
Charlie, just keep in mind

1142
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:18,383
that being top dog means
you'll have a huge set of responsibilities.

1143
01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:21,843
Oooooh!

1144
01:21:21,845 --> 01:21:24,012
Oh. No, this is not happening.

1145
01:21:24,014 --> 01:21:25,972
I want to abdicate! Yes, abdicate.

1146
01:21:25,974 --> 01:21:29,809
I am not cut out to be top dog... Please

1147
01:21:29,811 --> 01:21:32,355
That's what you get when you're top dog!