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“One Man’s Opinion” BIG BRIM
Looking Good
Part I
Well it appears that the nation didn’t listen to me the last time, so I
guess I have to tell everyone again about hats. I don’t know what
those metro-sexual European designers are smoking or drinking but
this latest reincarnation of hats with the little brim is ridiculous. I know
this is not the first time the “little brims” are in fashion. I remember
back in the mid 1950’s when all men’s hats where made that way.
Yes, even I wore them 50 years ago, because I was a child and that’s
what my parents bought me and I didn’t know any better. Back then we call them Stingy Brims. In the
1930’s and 40’s they wore the big brim hats. Just look at any old movie. EVERY self respecting man
wore a hat with a big brim. Luckily the world came back to it’s senses and put a larger brim back on the
hats. It just makes too much sense. The brim in the front is to protect your eyes from the sun. The brim
in the back is to prevent rain from running down your neck. These new (old) Stingy Brims do neither.
You might as well be wearing a yarmulke or a skull cap. To me they just look silly. It’s even worst if you
have a big head like I do. I’m tired of seeing fellows with big heads walking around with a bowl on their
head with the brim the size of a little girl’s hair ribbon hanging off the side. And NO, it does not make
you look cool to turn the brim up in the back. So fellows, immediately after reading this, go to your
closet, take out that little dainty hat that your wife or girlfriend bought you and set it on fire. Because
that’s all it’s good for. You can’t even wear it to do yard work, because….see above...they don’t protect
your eyes or neck. So just burn it.

Oh and have you noticed how many WOMEN are going out and buying these Sting Brims, that’s
because they think they’re cute. Now think about it, do you want to go to your closet looking for your
hat only to find out your wife or daughter has borrowed it. They’ll put it back with all the hair spritz,
driptz and drap they use, now you’ll have it on your bald head too. I’ve already written about women in
men’s hats, so I won’t repeat it all, only to say it’s just WRONG. There ought to be a constitutional
amendment forbidding it and I’m sure even though I haven’t checked, there must be a Bible verse
stating, “Thou shalt not wear your man’s hat in public”

So in closing, Remember, First, Don’t Buy those Stingy Brims, Second, if you have one already, BURN
IT, don’t even donate to the Salvation Army. Don’t subject the less fortunate with big heads to walk
around with those things on their heads. BURN THEM NOW! Lastly, go out and buy yourself a MAN”s
Hat with the BIG BRIM. A good one will last for 20 years or more. If you don’t want to buy one right
now, RENT one of mine, I have 18 BIG BRIMS in many colors…….Remember though you must have a
Big Head like me.

Just, One Man’s Opinion.

“Live Long and Prosper”

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 12 Years of the HOT SPOT!

 Why Is This
33° Freemason & Shriner Still In
Prison?!?
If you want to know the truth and facts, please open
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJdJRf5h_Pk Mysteries Behind Closed
Doors: The Untold Story of The Dr. Malachi Z. York Case. There are seven
parts to this which will open your eyes to the reality of what has taken place right
under your nose.

What is it about this man of sterling character that court records were sealed from
the public? Why is he the only person in the history of the United States to have
his trial held on Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday, a federal holiday
which is a violation of the law? What is it that others know about the great works
of this noble soul that you do not know? Why as Masons, Shriners and Eastern
Stars you have not investigated this case? Why have only his brothers in Africa
come to his Distress Symbol? All Hail Liberia, Hail is all he said and they knew
and came. Oh Lord! My God! Is there no help for the widow's son? Now is the
time to respond to this Grand Hailing Sign of Distress and show forth the power
of the brotherhood.
Dr. Malachi Z. York
" I am Innocent! "

What about your cable tow?

“The cable tow is an outward or seeable pledge of submission and fidelity. It is the symbol of a vow to assist another, to
be pulled along, even at the risk of our lives. Its strength and length depend upon a man’s ability to fulfill his
obligations. It is a test of his character and his capacity to love and devotion to the Masonic family.

How long is a cable tow?

It is as long as you want it to be. It will reach as far as your moral principles go or your material conditions will allow.
You are holding onto the rope that makes you a part of a tug-of-war against evil. You are on the side of The Most Hig h,
pulling for right or truth and won’t ever let go. Each man must be his own judge of the length of his cable tow. But if
the chord of each Freemason were tied around the planet, 24,896 miles, no earthly power could break the bond of
brotherhood. It is truly the Mystic Tie that binds the Masonic Brotherhood Worldwide together. This tie keeps
Freemasonry a house undivided.

In my heart and in my mind from my experiences, the sectism and the separation will be eliminated by the efforts of
those amongst us whose concerns are Freemasonry and Shrinedom and not self-gains and ego.” This is taken from (in
part) The Universal Lessons of The Masonic Lodge, The Secret Degrees and Studies of E.A. Entered
Apprentice written by Ill. Dr. Malachi Zodoq York-El 33°/720°©™, The Sovereign Grand Commander of the
Nuwaupian Worldwide Masonic Lodges.

Please come to your brother’s aide. Don’t let anyone get away with this unless you are prepared to be set up yourself for
teaching facts. Do your own investigation of the facts. We are asking every Mason, Shriner and Eastern Star regardless
of your fraternal affiliation to send this email to everyone you know so that its spans the globe. The world needs to
know that we will not allow this to happen to any of us. The truth must be told, for the very soul of God is at risk. We
are our brother’s keeper and stand united in Brotherly Love, Relief, and Truth.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

www.thenuwaubiangrandlodge.com & www.almahdishrine.com
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Laughs
John and Jake went into a diner that looked
as though it had seen better days. As they
slid in to a booth, John wiped some crumbs
from the seat. Then he took a napkin and
wiped some mustard from the table. The
waitress, in a dirty uniform, came over and
asked if they wanted some menus.

"No thanks," said John, "I'll just have a cup

of black coffee."

"I'll have black coffee, too," Jake said. "And

please make sure the cup is clean."

The waitress shot him a nasty look. She

turned and marched off in to the kitchen.
Two minutes later, she was back.

"Two cups of black coffee," she announced.

"Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"
Laughs
Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so
he had to quit school and work to help sup-
port his younger brothers and sisters. He
never learned to read, so when he married and
started a checking account, he signed his
checks simply "XX".
Eventually he started his own business, which
immediately prospered.
He soon was a very rich man. One day, he got
a call from his bank. "Mr. Schwartz," said the
banker, "I need to ask you about this check.
We weren't sure you had really signed it. All
these years you've been signing your checks
'XX', but we just got one that was signed with
three XXX's..."
Mr. Schwartz answered, "No problem, my
friend. It's just that since I've become so
wealthy, my wife thought I ought to have a
middle name."
The customer in the Italian restaurant was
so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef.
The owner proudly led him into the kitchen
and introduced him to the chef.
"Your veal parmigiana was superb," the
customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy,
and yours is better than any I ever had over
there."
"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they
use domestic cheese. Ours is imported."
Laughs
Kids Being Kids
On the first day of school, the Kinder-
garten teacher said, "If anyone has to go
to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A
little voice from the back of the room
asked, "How will that help?"
---
A three-year old went with his dad to
see a litter of kittens. On returning
home, he breathlessly informed his
mother there were two boy kittens and
two girl kittens. "how did you know?"
his mother asked. "Daddy picked them
up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's printed on the bottom.
---
A father was helping one of his little
twins say his evening prayers. "Bless us
to be good so we can return unto Thee."
"Bless us to be good so we can turn on
the TV."
---
Another three-year old put his shoes on
by himself. His mother noticed the left
was on the right foot. She said, "Son,
your shoes are on the wrong feet." He
looked up at her with a raised brow and
said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW
they're my feet."
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Last year, when the power mower was
broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting
to my husband that he ought to get it
fixed, but somehow the message never
sank in.

Finally I thought of a clever way to

make the point. When my husband
arrived home that day, he found me
seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away with a tiny pair of sewing scis-
sors. He watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments

when he came out again. He handed
me a toothbrush. "When you finish
cutting the grass," he said, "you might
as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably live,

but it will be quite awhile before the
cast will be off!!!
In Honor of My Father
World War II Veteran
Omega Louis Gilliard
 Hail! Hail! Hail!
Don’t Hide The True Light, Be Real With Yourself – Let It Shine, Let It Shine, Let It Shine!
We, Brethren of The Most Worshipful Nuwaubian Grand Lodge of Freemasonry Worldwide, Inc. would like to send out a Greeting of
Peace to all our fellow Nubian Masonic Family. We as Freemasons all trace our true roots and family lineage to Mother Africa, our ances-
tors. This message to all of our Masonic Family is long overdue. We must learn to focus on what we have in common as opposed to what
separates us. We were all Nubian men and women long before we took on whatever affiliations we may have become a part of now. Do
you remember Honorable Elijah Muhammad, Medgar Evers, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and many more of our African-American
Masonic brethren, who were slain for fighting for equal rights for their own oppressed people in particular and all people in general to have
a part of the American dream? These great Nubians now meet in the Lodge of Sorrow in the Celestial Abode On High and see their efforts
and dreams of unification fade away. Was it all in vain? We think not. Their affiliation did not matter. Our brethren were slain for one
reason and one reason only. They were fighting for a better quality of life for us, the melanin-ite children of the sun. This same persecution
is being lived, felt, and suffered by our Noble Brother Rev. Dr. Malachi Kobina York. This brings us to the heart of the matter: "Why Is
This 33° Freemason & Shriner Still In Prison?" It is widely accepted by most people because of biased, one-sided presentation of evidence
by the media that Rev. Dr. Malachi Kobina York is in prison because he was convicted of child molestation. This is not true. Our Noble
Brother was convicted of a bogus RICO charge. He is Innocent of all charges. The powers that be had to stop Rev. Dr. Malachi K. York
from that Great and Sacred Work of “enlightening” and uniting the Nubian Masonic Family world-wide and put an end to his tireless efforts
for over 40 years of sharing ancient truths and lost facts in his many publications. Did you know that one of the reasons Rev. Dr. Malachi
K. York was railroaded and conspired against is for answering the question: Why do we beg others for charters and warrants when
they should be begging us? As his-story has proven the Romans and Greeks came to Egypt sneezing and coughing with many blood dis-
eases begging to sit at the feet of the Great Nubian Masters to be "raised" in intellect, morals, and cleanliness of life. Yes, we civilized them
and others. Some interesting notes should be made here: (1) The true secrets called ancient mysteries of the Master Builders were never
revealed. This is the reason why so-called Egyptologists and Cryptologists with so-called doctorate degrees from Harvard and Yale spend
30 to 40 years of their lives in Egypt - Africa and still don't know how the Great Pyramids of Egypt were built. (2) The true meanings of
our "rituals" were never revealed to the profane, because of the oaths that the Great Egiptian Masters took. So as they “speculated” or
guessed and wandered about the rituals they saw us doing, while only we really knew as we built “operated” from our Divine Mind’s Eye.
(3) Some of the Great Masters lost their lives for not revealing the secrets. Research Seqenenre Tao II of Ancient Egypt if you would like to
know where the legend of Grand Master Hiram Abiff really came from. Ask yourself, who was really "free" and who were the ones who
had to be "accepted". (4) The Sacred Volume of Law informs us, the baby Jesus was taken into Egypt - Africa to be hidden and kept safe
until the death of King Herod, correct? The first 12 years of Jesus' life, he was "raised" in the most advanced Masonic Society the world will
ever know. Upon his return to Jerusalem, he had already well learnt enough to dumbfound the elders in Jerusalem (Luke 2:41-49). So he
had a more advanced doctrine than the Judahites in Jerusalem. What was that doctrine? And what did Jesus look like (Rev 1:14-15)? That's
right, a dark-skinned, red-eyed Nubian. Who else on the planet has that trait of red-eyes besides us Nubians? Who? None else, that's who.
(5) Where did Jubela, Jubelo, and Jubelum go after the murder of Hiram Abiff? Ethiopia, correct? A country of dark skinned-Nubians. So
they had to have looked like the people who lived there to blend in, correct? And who are they really and what are their real names? We put
forth several more questions of which all Freemasons should have the answers to: If King Solomon was the Grand Master of the Most An-
cient Lodge, King Hiram of Tyre was the Grand Senior Warden, and Hiram Abiff was the Grand Junior Warden, how did Hiram Abiff
know the secret word and the Grand Master and Grand Senior Warden didn't? Question, if Hiram Abiff was buried three times how did his
ashes get into the Weeping Virgin's Urn? He would have to have been cremated, correct? The point we are making should be clear by now,
which is, the true secrets were with the Great Nubian Masters who built the Great Pyramids of Egipt – Africa – Negroid Land that still
stand 10,500 years later, of whom we descended from. With a little research, you will find that there are far more pyramids in the heart of
Africa as far as Nubia and the Sudan that are never talked about. The reason for this is because after centuries of invasions and race-mixing,
non-Nubians will say the present day inhabitants of Egypt- Africa are the same as those who built Ancient Egipt. This is one of their great-
est "secrets"! They know if they talk about the pyramids of Nubia and the Sudan, all you see are very dark-skinned people, Negroids/
Nuwbuns before mixing to become Nubians/Nuwaubians as we are today. You see, then they will have to admit we are the true Master
Builders, Freemasons and Shriners because they don't know how it was done. Do you see the games now? If God said, "LET THERE BE
LIGHT", he must have been in the dark when he said it. Then they say light is intelligent, step into the light, correct? On the flip side, they
say darkness is dumb, ignorance, correct? This is just another way to make us hate ourselves are separate you from reality. There is intelli-
gence and peace in the darkness. Light exist in the darkness. Light is temporary and darkness is everywhere permanent. Just look into the
heavens where the sun is always shining in and from the darkness. Africa is the “dark” continent. Can’t you see that, or is the light blinding
you? Open your 3rd, All-Seeing Eye. Never forget that we are the original African Family & Ancient Masons, the oldest seed on this planet?
The Masonic Order commonly referred to as Freemasonry was suppose to be the common denominator to unite men regardless of their
religious beliefs or race, correct? So why have Negroids/Nuwaupians the original Master Builders, allowed others that we schooled, raised
and chartered to divide us because of mere letters of affiliation. It's about the same as rival college fraternities and even worst the crips and
bloods killing each other over a red or blue bandana. On the principle of Brotherly Love, masonry unites men of every country, sect, opin-
ion, and causes true friendship to exist among those who otherwise have remained at a perpetual distance. To relieve the distressed is a duty
incumbent on all men. We, as Freemasons must be alert to recognize these opportunities and offer our services in the way that will best
bring Relief. All brothers remember that moment in the lodge when they were in a destitute condition and indeed an object of Charity.
When you are in need of help, you don't ask what affiliation are the children, adults, or even their complexion. You just help. Either way, it
is the right thing to do. So we challenge all of our Brothers to look at the evidence with an open unbiased mind and you decide "Why Is
This 33° Freemason & Shriner Still In Prison?"
Friendship, Morality, and Brotherly Love In Truth www.thenuwaubiangrandlodge.com www.almahdishrine.com
Laughs
Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind
date with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike
is a little worried about going out with some-
one he's never seen before. "What do I do if
she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her
all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her
door and meet her first. If you like what you
see, then everything goes as planned. If you
don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake
an asthma attack. That'll give you an excuse to
cancel the date right then and there."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door
and when she comes out he is awe-struck at
how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to
speak when the girl suddenly shouts:
"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child
was acting up during the morning worship
hour.
The parents did their best to maintain some
sense of order in the pew but were losing the
battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up
and walked sternly up the aisle on his way
out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer
the little one called loudly to the congrega-
tion, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
Laughs
A pious man, who had reached the age
of 105, suddenly stopped going to
synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's
absence after so many years of faithful
attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.
He found him in excellent health, so
the Rabbi asked, "How come after all
these years we don't see you at services
anymore?"
The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell
you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I
got to be 90, I expected God to take me
any day. But then I got to be 95, then
100, then 105. So, I figured that God is
very busy and must've forgotten about
me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
A young college girl came running in
tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me
some terrible financial advice!" she cried.
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big
bank, and now that big bank is in trou-
ble."
"What are you talking about? That's one
of the largest banks in the world," he said.
"Surely there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just
returned one of my checks with a note
saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
  

          

                        

    JORIE F WILLIAMS             JULIO CESAR NAVA            DEMETRIA JACKSON         RUSSEL FERGUSON    

                        
    RUSSELL E. GILBERT                    RAFAEL RUELAS              DIEU TRAN       JASON SIMMONS 
 

                            

BRIAN LAMAR FAGINS    JAMES L. BARNES     DAVID L. LAMBERT        GEORGE BLOUNT 
 

                     
          ELIJAH HAYES            CORY MCNEIL aka           CATARINA CASEIRO‐VIEIRA            LARRY SMITH 
        CORY ALBRIGHT 

                                                          

                       

 
 Attention all Post 500 Members
The William P. Jordan American Legion
Post 500 Charter has been re-instated and
returned to the post.
There will be a general membership
meeting on November 17, 2010 at 7:00
PM in the Con-Ed Building located at
714 MLK Jr. Blvd. - 1st floor, located on
the corner of MLK Jr. Blvd. and
West Gwinnett St.
All members are encouraged to attend
this very informative meeting. Please
pass the word about the meeting to other
Post 500 members. Thanks in advance
for your support.

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Laughs

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his

shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth,
reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed,
he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in
the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the
shop. He follows the dog and watches him
wait for a green light, look both ways, and
trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog
checks the timetable and sits on the bench.
When a bus arrives, he walks around to the
front and looks at the number, then boards
the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.

As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the

dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he
stands on his back paws to push the "stop"
button, then the butcher follows him off.

The dog runs up to a house and drops his

bag on the stoop. He goes back down the
path, takes a big run, and throws himself -
Whap!- against the door. He does this
again and again. No answer. So he jumps
on a wall, walks around the garden, beats
his head against a window, jumps off, and
waits at the front door. A big guy opens it
and starts cursing and pummeling the dog.

The butcher runs up screams at the guy:

"What are you doing? This dog's a gen-
ius!"

The owner responds, "Genius, my butt. It's

the second time this week he's forgotten
his key!"
Laughs

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf

course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18
holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I

was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an
irate player must have tossed away. It was in
good condition, so I picked it up and continued
on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting

green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a
machete in one hand, a golf club in the other,
and behind me was a clear-cut swath leading out
of the woods.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who

hates to lose his ball!"

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were exces-
sively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their
town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been

successful in disciplining children,so she asked if he would

Sudoku Solution
speak with her boys.The clergyman agreed, but asked to see
them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first
that morning,with the older boy to see the clergyman in the
afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the

younger boy down and asked him sternly,"Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no re-

sponse,sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to
answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and
shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS
GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly
home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind
him.When his older brother found him in the closet,he asked,
"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in

BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think
WE did it!"
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