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Girlfriend: "What?"
Boy: "I'm Already Married & Have Two Child."
Girlfriend: "Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours."
At a funeral in church
Then
.
A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one friday
evening.
She said: "I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it. I want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy
my life. Are you free tonight?"
Hair: Nah...!
Muscle: Nope...!!
A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry level position.
Who is better....?
Wife or sister
Wife's sister
James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york in a flight.
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai
Veera Venkat Prasad!
God replied : You are my finest creation and undoubtedly will achieve many great things.
But some things, inevitably, will not go the way you want.
When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks,
"Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me"?
Remember your answer is not important at this time,
Keep your heart in control, Don't panic. It's just your biometric test.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all
my questions!
Girlfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa key"