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The Saga of cowboy Gustaff

Chapter II: Ride to the Desert of Gustaff & Ursula

Characters and others from saga I:

Sussy Sue
deputy’s dog-boys
Ursula Olafdóttir.
Höfnþorp. (hometown)
Zombie
singer sitting on top of the piano drinking some wine
some card players, some drunk guys (bar)
Yaki indians
wild animals of the Sonora desert
Hopi nomad shaman
Hikuri mushrooms
lotto ticket
Calamity Jolly & Happy Jolly
weird village Frickinville

Bar El Tufo is open in Frickinville. Cowboy Gustaff left the bar in little disappointing due to the
misunderstanding he had with easy girl Sussy Sue. He walked back to his white horse Calamity Jolly
and looked up to the balcony of friend Ursula Olafdóttir , she was all smiles asking him if he was ready
for a ride to the desert. He wasn't ready at all. His mind was busy with many questions to ask to mister
Zombie. But Ursula kept on begging with those red lips in the middle of a pale face full of grace and
tender and those big bright eyes of her… but she sense uneasy moods in cowboy Gustaff and asked
him:
Ursula: your face shows signs of despair cowboy.
Gustaff: oh, is nothing. I'll tell you later baby.
Ursula: ok, then…
Gustaff: let’s go baby… I am finish with Calamity Jolly.

Both left the

weird village of
Frickinville on
their horses and
ride up to the
desert hills.

Since Ursula
was ridding in a
higher level of
happiness inside
Illustration 1: Gustaff & Ursula
her heart…. The
internal concerns cowboy Gustaff’s brain has began to vanished slowly out of his head and he started to
enjoying the pleasures of the beauty of the desert at sunset and the wonderful moment of being close to
a chances of seeing Ursula a woman riding a horse in a fantastic mood. Cowboy Gustaff forgot
immediately all his worries and swam inside the drawings of those amazing nows.

Ursula stopped near a cave up a hill and went down from her horse Happy Jolly. Cowboy Gustaff
follows. Inside the cave she looked around and saw how the cave was humid in the interior. She
thought that it might be a natural spring water from within somewhere, one that feed the stream. She
felt thirsty and sat huddled extended her hand and reached for the clear element flowing. Saw a couple
of Hikuri mushrooms growing and blooming life near the brook and called on cowboy Gustaff….
Ursula: cowboy, come here… found some amazing mushrooms.
Gustaff: hold on baby… oh… wow…. Those are the Hikuri mushrooms…. They are magical.
Ursula: can we eat them…..?
Gustaff: maybe we should ask them if its ok to eat them...

The sun was already in the last second before going to sleep and the colors of the firmament began to
intensify in strength. The couple were drinking from all the luxury the sky have. Then slowly the stars
began showing up and the whole Milky Way appeared as a sparkle dinosaur moving forward behind the
hill they were sitting.

When the dark sky was full of stars, the lovers lay on their backs on the dessert steppe and after a while
in silence some lights of the stars started to move differently approaching them slowly with funny
movements until they could see a metallic object that never saw before in front of them. The flying
source stopped in the air on a prudent distance and two beings of blue skin descended. Ursula and
Gustaff all astonished just sat down and wait petrified in their thoughts. When the two blue beings got
closer enough they started talking in plain old Texan accent.

ET: howdy there!

Ursula: hi…..
Gustaff: where u come from mister visitor?
ET: we’re pleidians from Alcyone
Ursula: and what is the reason of this amazing visit?
Gustaff: we are a lit bit scared but its ok…sorry, please continued
ET: well mister Örn Kúlunnarsson…. We see in your near future that you are going to kill
somebody
Ursula: what?…. Not me?
Gustaff: relax baby, I wont do any hurt to u….. mister visitor….. whom am I going to kill?
ET: a zombie….
Gustaff: oh, that is alright mister visitor, we here on earth, we kill zombies or they kill us
ET: thing is that he is your future great grand son from the future….
Gustaff: so…. And how that can be?….. how he became a zombie uh?
ET: he was born as a zombie…. Is a part of a defective DNA evolution act
Gustaff: shit! Man…. I knew it….. it is my goofy stuff that sometimes screws me….
Ursula: no, no, no nene, you are alright….. it might be something else…
ET: the things is….. that is a fact in your near future.

Ursula: how do we know u are not lying mister…. I heard that there are a bunch of alien beings
that are bad like holly shit….
ET: ¿………………? maybe but you need to turn on your inside detectors to know that...

In a second and without warning the space travelers disappeared into the night and Gustaff and Ursula
made a fire on top of the hill and in silence they heard songs and musical instruments from the skies
and under that hypnotically rhythm they began dancing around the fire….. in less that a second there
were dancing with them a dozen of Yaki Indians. They all smiling at each other and with their heads
looking up to the stars. After hours of exhausted and magical dance, they all sat down around the fire
and began telling stories. An older woman from the Yakis began a nice story:

Illustration 2: Yaki Indian Dance

Old Yaki: I remember tonight my brethren that many and many moons before in ancient times
before the arrival of the invaders to our lands, when all of the land which is now Mexico and the west
of Gringoland was wild, this country was called Suré. It was thus called because it was populated by
the Surem, children of Yomumuli. All Indians were created by her. At that time there were animals
living on land and in the water. Huge turtles lived in the permanent water of the river and the sea. This
was before we had agriculture. It was the era of the Surem and nobody knew the name of the sun and
they wanted a name for it. For this reason they held a council on the bank of the Surem river. Everyone
gave his opinion but no name was found for the sun. And around them was a guy named Juan Sin
Miedo was so called because he could not conceive of what it was to be afraid of anything. He meet
Maisoka, Maisoka means tarantula. It is an animal which is black and has a number of legs and a bit of
hair. It lives in the ground, making a house in the ground, as do the snakes. It puts a top on his hole,
which is the door to his house…. There is a saying that goes like this: if a Yaqui should marry a
relative, he would become a zombie serpent with seven heads. Well, so then the Surem made a council
of neighbors and they all attended: the Sun without a name, Juan sin Miedo, Maisoka the Tarantula, the
Serpent of seven heads, the wild animals of the Sonora desert specially the tiger and the eagle, the
Pleiadian visitors and the Hopi nomad shaman. They all wanted to discussed over the subject of why a
visitor from the future was called: a Zombie. And why mister Örn Kúlunnarsson wanted to kill him.

Gustaff was so
high into the
trance of the
ceremony that
everything was
for him like a
magical non-
sense
spectacle.
Ursula was
sitting next to
him all ears
Illustration 3: Zombie
and with a
smile of complicity. The old Yaki indian woman wanted to continued with the story…
….but all the characters of the council were astonished as the Zombie from the future appeared in the
middle of the ceremony all dressed in a white tunic with a red tie and a cowboy hat saying in a strong
voice as one of a thunder:

Zombie: We are here brethren because I am going to be killed in this XIX century by a past
relative of my own family for not reason at all.

So the chief of the council of the Surem call the accuser and he goes: We at the council of the neighbors
of the Surem River call the accuser mister Örn Kúlunnarsson to the center of the ceremony to testify in
his behalf. So Gustaff walked out to the middle of the meeting circle dressed in the old native Surem
way, with his head painted as they did before they go to war. Stood in the middle and began his
defence.

Örn Kúlunnarsson:
Greetings to
all present neighbors
of the territory of
Sonora Desert. I
have to say that in
my past life of XV
century we all
vikings in icy
Iceland got nothing
else to do but go out
into the oceans to
search and destroy
for anything alive
around the
Illustration 4: Cowboy Gustaff
continents and
collected treasures. It was the beginning of our evolution. Every evolution has a beginning and most of
the beginnings are very primitive. I also came to live in the XIX century as a goofy cowboy around this
beautiful desert of the Surem people. Today I found out from our brethren from Alcyone that my
projections into my irrelevant future is to have a great grand son as a zombie. In the century XXI
humans of the Earth needed to kill all zombies of the planet; otherwise the zombies might bite them
and then the human looses is integrity inside the DNA and becomes a zombie as well. That is a
significant proof on why we kill zombies no matter if they are our relatives or not.

The Sun without name raised his hand and the chief of the Surem gave him the turn to speak.

Sun: I have to say that due to the impossibilities of finding a name for myself among the
council on the bank of the Surem river in those early times. I have to say that living without a name is
something so hard as living as a zombie in the land of the apocalyptic era of the humans…. Thank you!

Then the chief gave the word to Juan sin Miedo…

JsM: Hi amigos from the Sonora desierto. I am Juan sin Miedo meaning that I am not
conceive of what it was to be afraid of anything. I am not afraid of a zombie. In particular with a
zombie that is born as a zombie and that also goes to a saloon looking for ladies and expend the night
having fun with them. I could have my precautions more with people with fears. I am saying that mister
Örn Kúlunnarsson is just a man with fears. A goofy and empath cowboy in a land where you need to be
brave. He inevitably gotta go for an intervention by our brother the Hopi nomad shaman anyhow…. He
won the Lotto anyway and has the ticket glued to his right hand…...

Maisoka the Tarantula: I suggest that we cut in small pieces mister Örn Kúlunnarsson and eat it.
Serpent of seven heads: we animal must unite and I am agree with Maisoka
Tiger & Eagle: indeed
Pleiadians: we say we gave him a chance with the Hopi nomad Shaman
Yaki Chief: the council has decided that mister Örn Kúlunnarsson needs a session
with the Hopi nomad shaman of the Sonora desert.

The fire went off at dawn and Ursula and Gustaff slept all naked embraced to each other inside an
Apache tepee surrounded it by a wide open desert. Their horses Calamity Jolly and Happy Jolly were
waiting outside for them to be awake. But since they don't gave a sign of live, Calamity Jolly went
inside the tepee and neighed in a loud way to the naked couple and they woke up right away. As
Gustaff awaken all frightened he complained to Calamity Jolly for the noises. But Calamity Jolly had
something to say back to mister Örn Kúlunnarsson.

Calamity Jolly: I have to remain you Gustaff that there is a short Indian story in this desert about
why we animals remain animals... Bai'ikuri was tall and very strong. He worked hard to support his
children. Sometimes he would go to the sea to get fish and oysters. Other times he would go into the
sierra and gather honey, roots of various kinds, and also fruit. Part of these things he would give to his
children and the rest he would trade for hides in order to clothe them. One day he came back loaded
with a great deal of fruit. He was tired, and wet from sweating. He sat down on a piece of a log in the
shade of a mesquite tree, rolled a cigarette, lit it, and smoked for a while. Immediately many birds
gathered around him. Among them was a bird called Wa'ikumarewi. Sitting there in the shade, Bai'ikuri
sneezed, "ha'achis!" Wa'ikumarewi wanted to imitate him. He also sneezed, "ha'achis!" But he jerked
his head so hard that his neck broke and his head flew off and fell far away. After that none of the
animals ever wanted to imitate men… do you understand? That is why I prefer to neighed.

Gustaff: alright alright Calamity Jolly, I understand your point. Now, could you give us some
privacy?… see? ….We are in an intimate situation here….

And Calamity Jolly left the tepee and went to Happy Jolly standing outside and told her everything just
happened inside with the humans.

Ursula Olafdóttir like cowboy Gustaff, has also Iceland’s background from her fathers side. Her mother
was a Yaki Indian that taught Ursula from early age all wisdom she had of the Sonora Desert. Ursula
knew for example that when the old Yaki Indian lady told the stories before around the fire, what she
did was a mix narrative of desert stories in one. The tale sounded alright so Ursula kept her mouth shut.

After a while the couple left the

tepee and began their journey
back to Frickinville. After a
while Ursula breaking the
silence of a beautiful morning
on the desert, asked Gustaff:
Illustration 5: Ursula
Ursula: cowboy, do you feel that all it happened before… was just a dream¡?
Gustaff: baby…. We are living inside an illusion…. Who cares what it was….. what matters is
that we had the same experience….. and we love it…… and we intensively felt it……
and that we like it….. call it a dream or whatever they want…. Right baby?
Ursula: advantages of living in a lower density planet….. uh cowboy….?
Gustaff: indeed baby…. Remember though that we need to unplug from the collective matrix….
Ursula: can’t wait to finally turned real all the insights of a better life…. <snob><snob>

After the ride to the desert and already in Frickinville, Gustaff said good bye to nice sweet Ursula and
went back to the bar, he needed to talk seriously with zombie.

The End

Wait for Chapter III of the series:

The Saga of Cowboy Gustaff