ALICE IN THE WONDERLAND THEATER SCRIPT. Alicio: Mr. rabbit? You are here?
Alicio: Mr. rabbit? You are here? (Enters the hallway) (Alice leaves the
FIRST ACT
(A pleasant morning in March, Alicio and his brother proceeded with Alicio's
history class in the field, Alicio's brother was heard reading the story book for
Alicio, while he was playing and distracted, his brother scolded her)
Sister of Alicio (sitting on the grass with a gesture of disgust): Alicio! Want to
put your story class on target?
Alicio: alas! How boring! How can I pay attention, if that book has no
drawings?
Brother: But what an occurrence, the best books of this world have no
drawings!
Alicio: In this world perhaps, but in my world, the books would have pure
drawings!
Brother: Your world? JA! But what nonsense ...
Alicio: (referring to your cat Diana) That's it! Nonsense, Diana! In my world,
everything would be nonsense ... You, you would be a person, like everyone
else, and in my world, the flowers would sing and the singing birds would
dance ... (Alicio sits down, What appears to be a white rabbit)
Alicio: Ah, but if it's just a rabbit ... (turns up excited) dressed, and with a
watch! (Alicio gets up and runs after the rabbit)
White Rabbit: (exalted) I'm late! I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
Alicio: (doubtful): Mmmm how weird, why can a rabbit be late?
Alicio: lord rabbit, lord rabbit! Please wait for me!
SECOND ACT
(The rabbit runs down a long narrow corridor in a hurry, Alicio reaches the
entrance of this, and hesitates to enter)
hallway and is in a narrow gallery)
Alicia: There, weird .. What will this be? (It is located in front of a small
entrance door, much smaller than what you should be for this
Cupiese. Try to open the door and a voice is heard.)
Door: Auuchh !! (Makes gesture of disgust)
Alicia: Forgive me, but I wanted to move to the other side.
Gate: There is no care, but you are too big to pass by here, there is unfrasco
on the table, try.
Alice: Which table? (Suddenly behind Alice appears a small table with a
frasquitoencima)
Door: Read the instructions, it will direct you directly to where you want to go.
(Alicia reads the jar in whose indications it says "get me".)
Alicia: Well, what is the worst thing that can happen? (He drinks it) (Alice with
a face of surprise and terror at the same time, she grows smaller and more
surprised.)
Alice (while drinking from the bottle): It tastes like chocolate, cherry, vanilla,
banana, there's my god!
Door: Have not you forgotten the key?
Alicia (stubborn): What key !? He goes to the other side of the door by force,
between stumbles.
THIRD ACT
(Alice is already in the forest, looking everywhere to see if she can see the
rabbit, behind her suddenly appear the twins Tweedledum and Tweedledee)
Alicia: Where will you be? Are you hiding? Where has he gotten? (As he
turns to the side, the twins go the other way)
Alice: Hmm, here it is not. Where would I go? Well .. (turns and meets the
twins facing her again.)
Alicia: Hey, what a strange little man!
Tweedledum: If you think we're a lie, pay us to see us. (Nudges Tweedledee)
Tweedledee: If you think we're right, you have to talk to us.
Both: Of course!
Alicia: Well then, nice to meet you and goodbye!
Tweedledum: Goodbye is the last!
Tweedledee: Yes, because the first thing on a visit is a handshake!
(Alicia leaves the stage very absentmindedly and runs so that the twins do
not entertain them, while they stayed singing. Alicia sees to run in front of her
to the white rabbit, to which it goes in haste until losing it of sight and to be
found among many shrubs, sees a Mushroom with the legend "eat me" in it
and eat it, suddenly its size begins to change until small)
FOURTH ACT
Alice (Trying to get out of the bushes): I'm so little! So this size can never
reach it But that butterflies so rare ... (In front of them a lot of butterflies line
up on a large leaf and form a pancake)
Rosa Mayor: You mean pancake butterflies?
Alicia: Yes, pancake! Or what?
(The flowers behind her are immobilized)
Where did Esavoz come from? But what nonsense the flowers do not speak.
Rosa Mayor (leaning toward Alice): Of course we talk, my dear.
Lilac flower (Katia, with refined appearance): If someone is worthy of our
attention.
Flower Pink pastel (Lizeth, looking cheerful and carefree): Let go of the
tongue! Hahahaha! Group of small flowers
(Jessica Lizet, Lizbeth, Ceci, Denisse): And we also sing!
All Flowers: If you want we will sing our best song!
Rosa Mayor (begins to move his rod and gives the tone to the flowers, you
hear in the background that the song starts, the flowers sing and Alice
participates, they finish, Alicia applauds)
Alicia: Bravo! That beautiful!
Rosa Mayor: Thank you dear.
Yellow flower and fiusha: And what garden are you from?
Alice: I'm not from any garden
Flor Fiusha (Towards Greater Rosa): There may be a flower of the field!
Alice: I'm no flower in the field.
Major Rose: Tell us what species, say, gender, you come, my dear.
Alicia: Well I guess I'm from the human gender, Alicia!
Yellow flower: Have you seen a flower with a cocoon like that? And look,
what a crown! What a peculiar smell!
(Alicia looks up and down and Katia teases him to smell it and make a
gesture of disgust)
Alicia: But if I'm not a flower!
Flower Lilac: Act! But I suspected it! (Whispers pink wing): It is but a simple,
movilivulgaris!
All flowers (surprised): There is no!
Alicia: A simple that?
Flower Lila: In case you do not stay clear, a yerba !!
Alice: That I'm not grass! (Crosses arms) (Flowers are whispered between
them offensive comments)
Small flower group: I would not be able to admit it!
Yellow flower: (the flower fiusha) It does not deserve to be among us!
Small flower group: We do not want to weed here! Go away!
Alicia: They're spoiled! What happens is that they have no education! If I had
my height I would normalize! (Ceci whispers something to denisse and they
point her out)
(The yellow flower pushes Alicia and this one is going forward stumbling, the
flowers laugh, Alice falls, she gets up and leaves.
He begins to walk and soon he hears a voice record that recites aloud the
Vocal letters, walk a little more and you will find a caterpillar on a large
fungus. Alicia approaches him.)
FIFTH ACT
Caterpillar (yawning): Who are you?
Alicia: No, sir, I've changed so many times that I do not know.
Caterpillar: I do not know either, explain yourself.
Alicia: You could not explain, sir, because I'm not me anymore.
Caterpillar: Are you entangled?
Alicia: I can not explain myself more clearly because I do not understand
myself either.
Caterpillar: You? Who are you!? (The caterpillar releases a kind of dust that
causes Alicia to sneeze.
Alicia: Achu! Ahh (face of displeasure, it leaves).
Caterpillar (screaming): Hey girl! Girl come here! I have something important
to tell you!
Alicia: (returns): What do you want to tell me? What does he want!?
Caterpillar: Do not be angry.
Alicia: And that's it ?!
Caterpillar: No, exactly, which is what worries you.
Alicia: Exact, esactica, hum, I would like to grow a little more.
(Everything is filled with smoke and on the mushroom appear the shoes of
the caterpillar, she lies already in the airconverted in butterfly
Alicia (still does not see that it turned into a butterfly): There is, but it opens it
past .., (turns towards elcielo and sees wing caterpillar)
Caterpillar: I have some advice to give you, one side to grow, and the other
will shrink you
Caterpillar: From the fungus, silly! (The caterpillar leaves)
Alice (go to the fungus and take 1 piece from each side, keep them): one
side will grow? Perocual will be? I do not care! (He eats from one of the
pieces of the fungus, he grows too large, he eats another, he grows smaller
until he finds his ideal height): That's fine.
SIXTH ACT
Alice comes in front of what looks like a little house, perplexed I watch her.
Suddenly a servant appeared and this sack from under his arm a thick
envelope, and said with ceremonious voice :)
For the Duchess. An invitation from the queen to play the croquet (a door
opened that led directly to a kitchen filled with smoke, the duchess stooped
on a stool, with a child in her arms, the cook leaning over the fire and stirring
something Which seemed to be soup, the servant left the envelope on the
floor and went away.There, on a corner, was Chester's cat, lying, smiling.)
Alice (shy): Could you tell me, why does that cat smile like that?
Duchess: Because it's a Chester cat, that's why.
Alice (animated): I did not know that Chester's cats smiled, I did not even
know that cats could laugh.
Duchess: Well if they can, and most of them do. Now, do not bother me, or
make your head spin. "(The cook stirred and stirred and looked real and
strangely furious.
SEVENTH ACT Alice (disgusted): The rabbit!

Let's see where I came from? Here they point out so many paths (he sees a
tree in which there are many indications of different paths, he turns to all
sides and walks a little, he looks at each side and hears a voice behind him,
he turns.)
Gato: Are you looking for something? (The cat appears standing with one
hand resting on a tree, looking closely at Alicia and with the big smile that
represents it)
Alicia: Hehe, not ninth, just me.
Cat: It does not matter.jajaja
Alicia: But, if you're nothing but a cat!
Cat: A cat, rison!
Alicia: I just want to know, which way should I take.
Gato: Well, it depends, wherever you go.
Alicia: That does not matter, if you me
Cat (interrupts Alice): Then it really does not matter which path you choose!
(The cat advances in front of Alice, hindering him, laughing, stands in
another tree to speak to him
Cat: Which rabbit? (smiling)
Alicia: But if you just told me that there is me god! (Crosses arms)
Cat: Well, if I looked for a white rabbit, I would ask, the mad hatter! (He
points to the sign with a sign that indicates where the hatter is)
Alice: The mad hatter? No ninth, better not, (denying with hands and head)
Gato: Or, there it is the hare, by this, side (it points the opposite side of the
sign)
Alicia: Thanks, I think I'll go visit her.
Gato: You can go, although I warn you that she is crazy too!
Alicia: But I with crazy do not want to have any deal!
Jack: Oh, you can not help it! Here, almost everyone is crazy!
Hahahahahaha (the air and lotoma are gone) you may notice, that I do not
have them all with me (points to their stripes) hahaha ...
(The cat disappears)
Alicia: My God, it's better to be nice to these people, apparently they're all
crazy...

Cat: Oh, I forgot, but if you're interested, he went there (he puts one hand
between his ears and with the other he points the direction the white rabbit EIGHTH ACT
takes)
(Alicia walks and meets the party of tea of the hatter and company, is
Alicia: Who? approaching. In the mesase find the hatter and the hare of March, singing his
Jack: The White Rabbit. non-birthday song)

Alice (bowing): Really? Mad Hatter and March Hare (singing): Happy Happy Birthday! Happy happy
birthday you doyyy !!!
Cat: Really?
March Hare: Happy Happy not birthdays!
Alice: That's gone!
Hatter: Me?
Cat: Who?
Hare: To you !! Happy happy birthday! Celebrate the day with 2 cups of good
tea!
(Alicia looks at them in surprise, they finish singing and she applauds.) They
notice her presence, and she is sitting on one of her chairs.)
Hatter and Hare: There is no place there is no place you do not feel !!
Alicia: But if there are many empty places.
Hare: (speaking very fast) Aaa but he should not have sat uninvited!
Hatter: It's a lack of education! Very bad, very rude! Ha!
Alicia: Excuse me, I really liked how they sang and I would like to know if you
Hare (interrupts Alice): Do you think we sing well?
Hatter: There! What a lovely little girl! (She puts her elbows on the table) we
invite you to join her!
Hare: Ah sisi a cup of tea! (Takes the teapot and a cup and serves Alicia elte)
Alicia: I would love to, but a hundred have interrupted your birthday party (the
hare gives you sweat) thanks!
Hare: (snatches the cup from Alice) Birthday? My dear girl, this is not a
birthday!
Hatter: Of course not! This is the birthday party!
Alice: No birthday? Forgive me, but I do not understand.
Hare: Look, a non-birthday is eshahaha does not know what a non-birthday
is!
Hatter: What a fool! (Laughs maniacally covering his mouth) Well, I'll show
you. Imagine you have a birthday, every year.
Hare: But you still have 364 days of no birthday! And they are the ones we
celebrate here!
Alicia: So, it's also my birthday today!
Hare: Really? Hatter: How small is this world!
Hare (singing): Happy happy birthday!
Alicia: Me?
Hatter: To you!
Hare: Happy Happy birthday!
Alice: For me?
Hatter: For you!
Both: Happy happy birthday on tiiiii !!
Hatter: Now, my dear, what did you say? What are you looking for? (Take a
cup of tea and lobebe)
Alicia: Oh yeah, I wanted to know whereabouts.
Hare (interrupting Alice): from whom, from whom ?! Come on girl! Speaks
Alicia: Well, I can not talk if you're interrupting me.
Hare: Interrupting? Who is interrupting you? Watch out! You have symptoms
of insanity! (Behind the hatter)
Alice: Madness? If you are crazy! I'm leaving! Because I do not want to
waste my time! (Alice leaves, walks a bit, and confused, she says aloud)
Alicia: I'm tired of seeing nonsense! Do not make fun of me! I'm going home.
That white rabbit, I care where I'm gone! Haber, if you come this way, here I
have to return.
NINTH ACT
(Alicia walks without finding an exit, and sits on a log wanting to sob.) Behind
her, the cat comes, who mockingly asks her)
Cat: Who are you waiting for? To the white rabbit, perhaps?
Alice: I do not want you to tell me about him! I want to go! But I do not know
where!
Cat (playing with his hands): Of course you do not know, because nobody
here knows anything. Only you can know what the Queen has! (This last
sentence with macabre tone)
Alicia: But if I've never seen a queen!
Cat: What? It's not possible! Aaah you're going to like it a lot! You'll love it!
Hahahaha
Alice: Where is the queen?
Cat: Sometimes here (pointing to the left) and sometimes here (pointing to
the right) come follow me!
TENTH ACT
(Alicia arrives alone where the letters are and sees them pacing impatiently)
They are formed horizontally and one of them screams take a list! And they
begin to count each one of the 1 to 10. Alicia looks at them. The rabbit goes
through the aces)
Alice: The rabbit!
Rabbit: With you, your most serene highness! Your Majesty! The queen of
hearts! (Enter the queen with one hand, she holds the dress and with the
other she holds her fan.) The king enters and stings the rabbit with his fan,
indicating that he should present it to him.
Rabbit (discouraged): And the king (a poor voice is heard in the background
while the king greets saying alive!)
Queen of Hearts: And what is this?
King: Let me see my queen, (holding Alice's chin with her fan) does not look
like a two, not a three.
Queen: Aaa, if it's a little girl. (With a kind gesture) Tell me darling where you
come from, and where you're going.
Alicia: Well, I wanted to know.
Queen (angry): Know ?? !! Nobody knows more than me!
Alicia: I know your royal majesty. But I wanted to know if
Queen: I'm the one asking! Do you know how to play croquet?
Alicia: Yes, your royal majesty.
Queen: Let the game begin!
(Everyone prepares for the croquet game, but the queen falls to the ground
because of one of the losases and they blame Alicia.)
Alicia: There is no!
(The letters are arranged around the queen so that it rises and when it grabs,
shouts faintly):
Queen: Roll the head of the guilty! Tuuu! (Pointing to Alice) You were! Cut off
his head !!!
Alice: Your royal majesty! You're not even a queen! She's just a fat old
woman, smug, and very rude!
Reina: Córtenle la cabezaaaaaaa !!!
DECIMOPRIMER ACT
(The letters, the queen, the king, all the characters go after Alice when she
suddenly falls, and finds herself asleep in the place where her sister gave her
kind of story, apparently everything was just a dream.)
Alice's sister: Alice, Alice, do not fall asleep anymore!
Alice (awake): But the Lord Caterpillar! And Mr. Rabbit!
Sister of Alice: Lord rabbit? It's useless, come on, it's time for dinner.
(They leave, the work ends.).