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25/01/01 Issue no: 999
Sewage Chaos
by Luke Hickey Battersea Court. gave the students a letter apolo-
Deputy Editor The receptionist at Battersea gizing for the inconvenience
Court was unable to locate any caused over the weekend, and
A series of events took place disinfectant, but did open their offering University help in moving
over the last weekend, which could cleaner’s cupboard, where some them. He also made clear that the
have led to a serious health haz- gloves, and further buckets were new accommodation given to the
ard. found. By now the water had start- residents (University Court) was
The bizarre sequence of events ed to relent and it was getting late, theirs until the end of the academ-
began on Friday morning, as some so the residents decided to block ic year and that they would not be
of the occupants of House 29, the gaps at the bottom of the bath- charged extra for it.
Stag Hill Court noticed the toilet room doors with their duvets and Paxton told barefacts that the
and showers overflowing slightly, go to bed. problem was due to a build up of
with green water coming up At about 1pm one of the resi- grease in the drains on Stag Hill.
through the drains. The water soon dents got up and noticed puddles He also said that before it is fit for
died down, and by the time the of water on the floor. Security were living in again, House 29 will have
Warden arrived to inspect, there called and residents were helped it’s carpets replaced, and where
was little left to see. The area was to move out of their rooms for the necessary refurbishment is
then cleaned and to the best of the night. required it will take place. Paxton
residents’ knowledge nothing fur- Two of the residents, Claire commended the residents for their Stag Hill 29 Ground floor
ther was done about the incident. Cooper and Kelly Andow, told actions over the weekend and their
On Sunday morning, there was a barefacts of the conditions at the willingness to cooperate in moving
similar occurrence, with the water time, “The place smelt absolutely out quickly. He also made clear
again dying down before the disgusting, with toilet paper com- that the students who used duvets
Warden could properly inspect the ing up through the toilet and float- to block doors will not be charged
area. ing across the bathroom, the for doing so.
Sunday evening, saw the third whole place was a massive health Barefacts has also learnt of sim-
occurrence of the same pattern, hazard”. ilar problems in Guildford Court
except this time the water did not The following morning, the resi- over the weekend, although in this
recede as before, instead getting dents returned to find that the case it is believed that the cause
higher and starting to seep out of water level had dropped and were was residents flushing plastic bags
the bathrooms into the hall. The told not to use showers, baths or down the toilet.
Warden was informed of the toilets. However, the rest of the Barefacts readers may be keen
events and staff began attempting court still was using the amenities to ask themselves why it took so
to remove the overflowing liquid and soon the sewage began flow- long for the University to appreci-
with buckets and hoovers. ing across the bathrooms, hall and ate the potential seriousness of
However, the staff soon left the rooms again. this situation and why the resi-
residents to continue the job on By this time Richard Paxton, uni- dents were not offered temporary
their own. The water began rising versity accommodation manager, accommodation immediately while
too fast, so the residents decided had arrived to inspect the scene the cause of the drainage problem Residents moving out
to go to the only court reception for himself; he immediately offered could be investigated.
open on Sunday evenings, to move the residents. Paxton later
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Editorial
Editorial Team Welcome to our 999th issue, which this week sees
rag taking it over for their own needs...so spot their
Editor
Editor stories. All of the money raised at rag will go to the
Kevin Marston various charities that they support so the more money
you can give the better.
Deputy
Deputy Editor
Editor
Luke Hickey As part of the fund raising various members of the
barefacts team auctioned themselves off at the
Production Human Auction raising about £70,. So a big thanks of luck as he’s going to need it. (and he’s only proof
Production Editor
Editor
Andrew Thomas from me for doing so...even though I gave them that read three articles...so the rest is my fault)
little shove.
News
News Team
Team Film
Film Editors
Editors Finally, I ‘ve decided to change the picture this week,
James Buller Libby Hurt Also this week sees the introduction of a barefacts so watch out for more wacky pics in the future.
Arthi Veerupillai proof reader, Duncan Hamilton...I wish him the best - Kev
Science
Science Editor
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Political
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Editor Nick Walsh
Reuben Thompson ...News In Brief...News In Brief...News
Sports
Sports Editor
Editor
Dave Chapman 'Death-trap' Destroyed The metabolism of three soya foods will be exam-
Features
Features Editor
Editor ined though volunteers providing blood and urine
Vacant
Marketing A derelict Guildford building, notorious as a drug den samples. A preliminary study last year used volun-
Marketing Team
Team
Ali Danby and squat was knocked down last week. The walls of teers from the local community wishing to contribute to
Music
Music Editor
Editor
Ellen van Keulen the old Biddle print-works started to fall as the demoli- a greater scientific understanding of nutrition and
Owen Hazelby
tion experts started their 4-week job. health. Most subjects found the study an enjoyable
About 40 tons of rubbish including used syringes for and sociable experience,
Arts
Arts Editor
Editor Proof
Proof Reader
Reader injecting drugs had to be removed from the site in To find out more contact Anne Hawdon on 01483
Vacant Duncan Hamilton
advance. In the past the emergency services have 876480, email a.hawdon@surrey.ac.uk
had to contend with the danger of these as they were
Contributers
Contributers frequently called to the old factory. During the summer Police: We Know Damilola's Killer
Ali Danby two drug related deaths were recorded there.
Luke Mackenzie Guildford Firefighter Michael Franks said: "It was a Officers investigating the stabbing of 10-year-old
Lucy Andrews horrendous place. Horrible things and drugs were Damilola Taylor say they know who did it but cannot
Reuben Thompson inside, so we will heave a sigh of relief. It was a poten- act because they lack the firm evidence required.
David Abbott tial danger to the public because of fire and other haz- Chef Inspector Trevor Shepherd, said a "culture of
MWC ards." hostility" among young witnesses was stopping the
Simon Robinson Offices will be built on the cleared land while the 200 inquiry from progressing. He said many Peckham res-
Music Team tons of steel and 700 tons of bricks will be recycled. idents have helped police but some have not. "It indi-
SAIS Four year old Paul Mead who lives nearby has been cates a culture of reluctance to talk to police, if not
& Dr Russ watching the wreckers. "It's exciting watching the downright hostility that exists among what some would
machine. When those bricks fall down it gets too call gangs of youths on some of these large estates,"
noisy" he said. he said. "This said I would appeal to these youths,
Neighbour Liz Shales however is sad to see the particularly those who weren't actually responsible for
structure go. "It was once upon a time a nice building the injury, to come forward."
and if the owners had done something with it 10 years To date police have arrested 15 people in connec-
ago we could have something better," she said. tion with Damilola's death but no one has yet been
charged.
Lakeside Makes Donation A renewed appeal was made by A Radio One DJ
Jonathan Joseph on the BBC's Crimewatch program
The Lakeside Restaurant has given £500 to a din- yesterday. 'DJ Spoony', filmed the piece just yards
barefacts
ner dance in aid of National Meningitis Trust and local from where Damilola bled to death. He said: "I know it
Union House, University Of Surrey charity Cherry Trees. is difficult. I grew up on an estate just like Damilola
Guildford, Surrey, GU2 7XH
The restaurant run by students of the School of where the police are often not the most welcome peo-
Management Studies got the money by accumulating ple." He went on: "But this is such a tragedy... The
Tel: 01483 879275
gratuities left by impressed diners. chances are there is someone out there who knows
Fax: 01483 534749 The Charity Dinner Dance, now in its 34th year is who killed Damilola... I'm begging them to come for-
email: barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
also arranged by final years in the management ward."
Deadline for Publication department. David Sharman and Rachel Odlin Damilola's father was also interviewed for the broad-
received the cheque on behalf of the events organis- cast. "What was it in the minds of those who did it?
Monday 12pm ing committee. What did they want and why did they do it?" he asked.
Sharman, the Chairman said, "The Dinner Dance is Mr Joseph was recruited after police visited youth
Submissions the finale of eight months of fundraising which has centres in the area of the incident. They asked which
included balloon races, street collections and a cock- celebrities the youths most respected and would listen
preferably on disk / email in Word 6.0 Format, tails evening. We look forward to raising even more to. At Damilola's funeral footballer John Fashanu also
Text in Arial, size 9 font money for our two charities at the ball in London which made an appeal for information.
barefacts is an editorially independent newspaper, published by the University of Surrey Students' Union Communications Office. is one of the University's most prestigious events of
The views expressed within the paper are those of individual authors, and do not necessarily
the year." Museums To Axe Entry Fees
represent the views of the Editor, the Editorial Board, the University of Surrey Students' Union This year the event will be at the Park Lane Hotel in
or the University of Surrey. London, on 27 January. 450 guests including the Vice- All England's National galleries and museums could
This publication may not be reproduced in whole or in part, stored in any form, copied or distributed, without the express permission Chancellor and other distinguished guests will be soon be offering free admission according to the BBC.
of the publisher.
there. A deal has apparently been made between govern-
All submissions must include the author's name and Union or Staff Number. Submission is no guarantee of publication.
Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not be published.
ment departments, allowing institutions to scrap their
barefacts reserves the right to edit submissions. Full of Beans? entrance fees. The Department for Culture, Media and
Printed by Sport (DCMS) has got the Treasury to let museums off
UniS needs volunteers to take part in an investiga- a technicality making free entry unpalatable.
East End Offset (TU), Bow, London, E3 3LT tion into soya. The study hopes to determine how the Museums currently receive a rebate on VAT as long
© USSU Communications Office 2000 amount of soya consumed relates to good health. as they levy a charge for admittance. The DCMS had
The Centre for Nutrition and Food Safety based in already agreed to subsidise the museums so that they
the biology department is seeking healthy men aged could charge a £1 flat rate from September. The new
18+ and post-menopausal women. The trial involves a deal means the rebate will be still paid even if there is
little dietary modification and would include just eating not charging.
one soya meal each week. Sites affected by the move include the Victoria and
"This is a really important first level study, which will Albert Museum, the Natural History Museum and the
enable us to provide deductions as to what and how Science Museum, as well as the Tate galleries at
much soya individuals should consume to maximally Liverpool and St Ives. Museums outside of England
benefit their health" said Projects Co-ordinator Anne however are not covered as their own parliament and
Hawdon, assemblies fund them.
Existing data suggests that soya consumption may The National Museum of Scotland is to remove its
reduce incidences of coronary heart disease, entry fees from April making it equal with the Ulster
menopausal symptoms and breast cancer. There is a Museum. The National Museum and Gallery of Wales
lower rate of these complaints in Asia where more is negotiating with the Welsh National Assembly to
soya is more prevalent. drop prices to £1 in the future.
25/01/01 Rag News 3
VC Finishes Farewell Unis,
Alphabet Hello BP!
by Rag News Team Sector. He is consdidered by many by Rag News Team And White
in this field to be a world leader. His The old UniS logo will be replaced
It was announced this week by contributions have included, taking with a rather regal looking “Crest”.
Image
the queen that Prof. Pat Pending the credit for the Apollo Moon land- “The review will go much further
In what is expected to a major
will recieve an order of XYZ so he ing, the release of Nelson Mandela, than just a new name”, Prof.
waste of money, the University
can complete the alphabet behind and the fall of the Berlin Wall. Since Pending commented. “We are
announced yesterday, that the old
his name. arriving at the University fifteen planning to scrap the semester
name UniS is about to be ditched.
Prof. Pending said of his award, years ago, Prof. Pending has been sytem to introduce a schedule we
After a period of review, design
“Naturally I’m totally surprised by instrumental in many initiatives are calling terms”. There is
consultant Mr Bags O’Money
this honour”. The professor is which give him credit for every- planned to be three ten week
came up with the new image on
expected to receive his award from thing, including a weekly newsletter ‘terms’ in one academic year. The
the back of an envelope in Wates
the queen at a private ceremony in “Pending Matters” which informs old school structure has also been
house last week. “UniS is very
the Elm-Tree pub later tonight. everyone of his greatness. Prof. earmarked for review. “We are cur-
circa 20th century” said Mr
Prof. Pending began his career at Pending MA, BA(baracus), NBA, rently looking into the idea of
O’Money, “We needed to bring the
Bogchester polytechnic where he MBA, ABC, easy as 123, CNN, ‘Departments’ to replace the
enviroment straight into the 21st
was senior lecturer in the MTV, NEWS24 (digital and cable schools” said somebody important.
century with a new dynamic that
Managing Complex Engineering only), CU, L8TER, M8, DiR, CD, Minstrel Show
would meet the needs of getting
Structures For the Education DEL, C:\, MP3, NWA is 127. The new ‘Departments’ will be
Prof Pending onto the front page of
smaller and easier to manage, with
Planes, Trains,
the Surrey Advertiser”.
Black students being taught at group
From next year, Unis will be sessions called ‘lectures’. We
known as “Battersea Polytechnic”, came up with the name of
and Buildings
and the corporate colour will be Battersea Polytechnic due to the
black. fact that the University is situated
right next to Guildford Cathedral.
Todays TV
the logic behind his decision. "We Unsurprisingly, the announce- for Girls.
believe that university education ment caused shockwaves across William Hague was also keen to
should be open to the people who the teaching community. point out the similarities between
want to go - not just the privileged In the private sector, there was a this policy and Labour's previous
few with qualifications," he said. palpable sense of relief. "We knew effort to wipe out selective sec-
9am BBC1 In a press conference after- we'd done the right thing switching ondary education. He said that if
Breakfast with Frost wards, he elaborated, "First we to International Baccalaureat Tony Blair had been put in a class
Hullo, good morning and goodbye abolished grammar schools, exams," said Donald Chipping, with the same sort of dunces that
because they were unfair; then head of Newingtonville College, Mr. Hague had to share with, he
11am FILM GCSEs replace O-levels, because an exclusive boys' boarding "very likely wouldn't be running the
Other Peoples Money they were unfair, too. This year we school in Yorkshire. "No Labour country now." This statement was
Hilarious romp about the rise and fall of a spend happy window are trialling new-format Government will be able to take quickly refuted by the DfEE, who
cleaner. It is already apparent to us that those qualifications away from our said, "Mr. Blair was indeed at
these do not go far enough in students." school with a bunch of dunces, but
7pm A Touch of Frost allowing even the thickest pupils a Meanwhile, there was a mixed in our opinion, he turned out all
David Jason stars as the detective who this week investigates decent shot at further education. reaction in state schools. The right in the end."
the mysterious disappearance of £240, 000. "Our new policy ensures that Principal of one inner-city school
more students will be able to study in Birmingham, who asked not to
10pm FILM vitally-important subjects such as be named, said that the new
Carry On Spending
Disclaimer - Rag News is not to be taken serious as all stories are fictious.
12am Closedown (Due to lack of funds) Rag News Team - Disco Roy, Bulltix, D.Bishop
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We are having our There will be a three ty vehicles. For those who do not stand why people can't drive with-
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From: Tristan O'Dwyer
Subject: RE: Tuition Fees
Cc:
Dear Sir, Education Act states that a stu- case (and I believe that it is) how social, and no basis for a healthy I accept that. But society and gov-
dent has the right to be member of can it be an argument for privati- society." I think this is a very self- ernment does NOT have the right
I would once again like to reply a university without being a mem- sation? The best active scientific ish view. Taxation is actually about to not educate. It has a responsi-
to several points made by Mr ber of the NUS. If Mr Stanway research is what we call "blue sky" asking people to contribute to the bility to do so, and therefore has a
Stanway in his latest letter on really believs the NUS is not pro- research. This is research that is smooth running of the country and responsibility to encourage indi-
tuition fees and education. tecting his best interests he is of no apparent "use" to anyone, helping to provide the basic serv- viduals to become teachers.
First of all I will reply to his final entitled to leave. Somehow I but is undertaken because of ices needed by society. What I do There will always be people will-
point. He seems to believe that doubt he will. curiosity (the "thirst for knowl- think is anti-social is a refusal to ing to do this if it is a position treat-
those who took part in the march Mr Stanway thinks that primary edge" I talked of in my original let- face up to these responsibilities. ed with respect, and paid accord-
against tuition fees should offer education should be privatised ter). This research often leads, in But then again, Mr Stanway does- ingly, through taxation.
him an apology for claiming to too. Who is to pay for this educa- the long run, to new useful tech- n't seem to have any problems
represent him. They were not. He tion? If it is the parents of the child nological breakthroughs, which with selfish views. As he said him- If anybody would like to discuss
should realise that the purpose of then what would happen if they wouldn't have been foreseen self on the Union message board this further, a discussion on the
a representative (in this case the could not afford the education? It's when the research was started. "My beliefs are in unmoderated, union website message boards
NUS) is not to represent its mem- bad enough people missing out Private organisations are more unashamed selfishness." has been taking place for several
bers views. The role of a repre- on University education because worried about knowing what they The final point I would like to weeks now. I look forward to see-
sentative is to represent the inter- they cannot afford it, but not get- will get out of it before commenc- raise is in response to the follow- ing other peoples points of view.
ests of a group, not necessarily ting a decent primary education ing research, and as such would ing. "To claim a right to education
what they want. The NUS would have disastrous results for not fund "blue sky" research. is to claim that educators have no Yours sincerely,
believes that it is in its members the individual AND for the country. Governments do, although still not right to refuse to educate us." This
best interests not to have to pay He also states that "the justifica- enough. all depends on who Mr Stanway Tristan O'Dwyer
tuition fees. I think I should take tion for funding education is that it Another point raised is that "tax- sees the "educator" as being. Final Year Phyics
this opportunity to remind him that pays off in the long run to have an ation is about taking money off Individuals have a right to refuse
he does not have to be a member educated population and active people with the threat of throwing to educate by not becoming
of the union. Indeed, the 1988 scientific research". If this is the them in prison. It is distinctly anti- teachers, and not having children.
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Emotive Nation
If you were in PATS last Saturday you may have seen some strange sights: hands grabbing eggs, heads peering over sheets, and dancers in toilets. Well, it was all part of the Emotive
(Student dance company) Dance for the Camera workshop. Led by Mim King, a Brighton-based dance artist, the workshop was part of South East Dance National Dance Agency's
Inside the Artist scheme. Mim showed us her dance films, which have been shown on cinema screens nationally and one of which (Dust) won the IMZ (an international art film festival)
Screen Choreography award. She talked us through the process of making a dance film and then we began story-boarding our ideas for a one minute dance film. After lunch we were
armed with video cameras and sent off to make our short films. At the end of the day there were some fascinating films for us to watch by projector. One group had created a surreal
experience with hands in a shower room, another had experimented with filming dancers exploring textures and there was a comic film testing the possibilities for dance within a toilet. It
was a great experience for me and I think all the others enjoyed it too, there was certainly a great atmosphere throughout the day. I'd like to say thank you to everyone who took part
and helped make the day so interesting and fun, and to Sophie at Unisport and Kate and Pauline in the Dance Department for finance and support for this event. If you'd like to try your
hand at dance-making or filming then get in touch with Emotive, we have a pigeonhole in the Union reception area, so drop us a note or e-mail ameliagammon@hotmail.com
Competitions
Afternoon m’lovelies. Monsieur Lovebite, the huggable sex
machine, is taking a well-earned break from competitions
this week, so you’re stuck with me, The Bird Bums, instead.
WIN 6 FNO TICKETS SOUNDS
First of all to the winners of last week’s competitions. To get you plus five friends on the guest list for Friday We also have a copy of audio, the latest album from fuse,
Congratulations to Louisa Hamlin who wins a batch of Night Out, just complete this sentence in six words or less. to give away. To get your hands on it just answer this ques-
spankin’ new CD’s, including the latest from Jennifer Lopez. The funniest response (according to the ed. board) wins tion:
The answer to her question, which long-running TV program the tickets:
is co-presented by Jayne Middlemas, was of course Top of Who was the youngest member of the Beatles?:
the Pops. Well done too to Nigel Martin who proudly collects Other than Friday Night Out, what could the abbreviation
two reef CD’s plus tickets to their concert in Guildford , for FNO stand for? (and they need to be vaguely printable, George Bush
identifying that the Great Barrier Reef is in Australia. Hmm, please) George Harrison
me thinks Mr. Hickey could do with making these questions George Clooney
a bit harder.
£500,000: How many silvers did Great Britain win at the Sydney
Olympics?
a: 9 b: 10 c: 11 d: 12
Singles
SR
Albums
However, like a Shakespearean tragedy their horizons. Their sound is very gui- poetry and the smut just gets dirtier and
at the bottom of it all there is hope as on tar based with funk influence and the violence harder. Still its supposed
‘save me’ Ollie Knight sings “pulling me despite good lead vocals the material to be it is hip-hop. 5/10 SR
out of this mystery making me breath doesn’t have much innovation or
again” and on ‘The Door’, “there’s a potential. I can picture them being a The Action Time – Versus the world
much better place”. Turin Brakes con- full-time professional support band. (Southern Records) thing is relative and the reason for this
sist of Ollie Knight and Galle 5/10 M.S. Comprised of 6 members, all of whom tracks apparent brilliance is probably
Paridjanian and together they write appear to be ex-cons or gambling drug due to the standard of the rest of the
songs with more despair than Thom Yongen - Whispers and addicts, which the chances of them al album which is poor. 2/10 SR
Yorke and with more beauty than Jeff Knives/Moonrise (Igi) meeting is pretty slim and by the
Buckley. This is certainly something The Japanese music scene has hardly sounds of it the chances of them mak- ANDY SMYTHE - CHANGING SEA-
worth being optimistic about. 8/10 SR made much of an impact in Britain and ing a good album is even less likely. SONS (DREAMING ELEMENTS)
this debut single from Yongen could Made up by Miss CC Rider, Jack I’m sorry, I refuse to hold back. THIS IS
SLUDGEFEAST – Rock n’ Roll explain why. Whispers and Knives is a Duvall, E B Rockets, Miss Spent DIRE. Utter meaningless, musicless
(Fuzzbox) beautifully crafted song creating an Youth, S k Sparkles and Rock Action, drivel that a rabid monkey could pro-
This debut album from these south evocative wide screen soundscape. The Action Time are a kind of Motown duce. His voice tears at my ears like a
Londoners, with its brash, unpolished However, this blend of beauty and Sex Pistols. However, this comparison pneumatic drill, his lyrics have caused
sound is a direct take on the likes of grandiose leaves a feeling of emptiness is probably just an excuse so that they my friends and I literally hours of
Five, Westlife and all the other shit that with nothing to fill the space. Whispers can get away with not even sounding amusement, but also serious pain. My
clogs up the charts… The album are too understated to fill this gap and like they are in tune. Throughout the personal favourite track is ‘the Russians
sounds like MotorHead in their early will just go by unnoticed perhaps some- whole of ‘Versus The World’ The Action are coming’. Avoid like the plague. 0/10
days, with a hint of Stooges: raw ener- one needs to start shouting. 5/10 SR Time sound like a cross between a M.S.
gy, killer distortion and LOUD!. It seems group of drunk Irish men returning
like they are saying: look here you gab- The Smut Peddlers – Porn Again home from the local after drinking fif-
bling-rosyfaced-manufactured pile of (Beat Wax) teen pints of Guinness and a primary
shit (Westlife, Britney et al.) learn how The Smut Peddlers are the hip-hop school choir group that cant sing but
to ROCK! 7/10 O.C equivalent of Alex from ‘A Clockwork just go along to get out of lessons. The This weeks reviews brought to you by:
Orange’ as they revel in smut, filth and only good moment throughout the Andrew Thomas, Alex Rajkovic, Simon
Robinson. Matt Southcombe, Oliver
SUCONA - NO EXCUSES (CONVER- ultra violence. However, the big differ- album is when front man Rock Action Chamero(There were more but a “techni-
SION STUDIOS) ence between the Anthony Burgess leaves the singing to the women on the cal fault” prevented their appearance).
This is a debut album from a southeast- character is that Burgess writes with art beautiful ‘Killing Time’. However every-
Live
Fire Apple Red, Me Against it All and Ollie Impossible Dimestars Beach” will probably be the track that takes them
The Peel, Kingston; 20/12/00 USSU, 21/01/01 chart bound. Clearly a band in the 80’s styling their
attempt at 70’s disco resembles nothing more than
I don't know if Belgian punk band Fire Apple Red like playing bottom of Kim Wylde clearly invented eighties pop/rock music. unfortunate pastiche. Although, as with many bands,
the bill, but they do seem to consistently occupy that position in spite of Always perhaps seen as a manufactured bandwagon you wonder if, in a seriously Y2K stylee, that may
the excellent quality of their performances. Tonight they don't let us jumper with the likes of Tiffany et al it is only now we have been the point. After all, did you see the espe-
down, running through their usual set of punk/ska crossover songs, realise she was in fact the original source. What could cially “wacky” grin the bassist had throughout?
mainly revolving around beer. Singer, Tarik deals with a thirteen year old lead to such a conclusion? Well, Roxanne, lead Andrew Thomas
mohicaned heckler with aplomb, telling him exactly where he can stick singer in Dimestars, is the sister of 80’s pop “sensa-
himself to the enjoyment of the crowd. tion” Kim Wylde. And Dimestars are so gloriously
Me Against It All, having recently secured a major record deal were eighties it must be part of their genetic makeup.
something of an unknown quantity, but they proved themselves to be Strutting on in grrrl rock leather trousers, feisty boots,
one of the best punk bands I have seen in a very long time, featuring and her hair yanked up, she’s flanked by a “wacky”
tuneful, highly lyrical songs almost reminiscent of the Foo Fighters at looking bassist wearing Ali-G yellow tint wrap shades,
times. The sound they produce is doubly impressive when you consid- and a guitarist who could have dropped off the back
er that their average age is no more than sixteen. Definitely a band to of a Dum Dums tour bus. The sound they make con-
watch out for in 2001. jures up memories of girls with big perms and boys
Ollie Impossible, on the other hand, do nothing to justify their position at driving their beat up cars around the streets of some
the top of the bill and simply are not as good as the other two bands. insignificant city in America (the “Kids In America” no
They are a lowest common denominator thrash punk band who find it less). Single, XXX, has a chorus so big there’s hard-
amusing to write songs with profane titles which I would be forbidden to ly room for anything else whilst their cover of “Echo
repeat here in the hope that they will offend someone. Even so, there
rendition of Slade's infamous "Merry Christmas Everyone" was a clas-
sic in it's own right, if only for the benefit of hearing punked up.
I meet Heidi (bass) and James (drums) in the dismal confines of the The lead track on Sugarcoma’s debut single, Blisters, has been sat
Minibar next to Highbury Garage. Claire (Guitar) isn’t here as she’s in the Clickmusic MP3 chart for months and their website is one of
looking after Jessica (vocals) because as Heidi puts it, “…she’s the best around, what role can the ‘net play in the band? Heidi, “in
experiencing a lot of pain, she’s having a bit of trouble”. The riggers the long run it might be that everyone gives their songs away as
of touring, a personal issue, or a stomach bug, I never find out but MP3s with site advertising paying for it, I like the fact people can
do get a chance to speak to her after the gig. download our songs cos then they sing along at gigs. I guess as far
as the business side goes we distance ourselves from that, we
So how did Sugarcoma go from being a band playing their local leave it to other people”, James, “MP3s definitely help with albums
pubs to a group capable of supporting My Ruin with a single out on cos I know loads of people who download a few tracks then decide
Velocity? Heidi, “we recorded this really bad demo and had this list if to buy them”.
of people to send it to. Abuse was at the top ‘cos it was in aphabet-
ical order, Sid came to see us and it went from there”. The music Back in the real world the band have been touring continuously. As
press have been really interested in the band since the single support to My Ruin there must be some good stories. James, “Tarri
release, what is it that makes you stand out as a band? Heidi, “it B got pushed over in Nottingham and Jessica jumped in and picked
shouldn’t be because of it, but having three girls in the band proba- her up, now Tarri is like ‘Jessica saved my life’ all the time!”, Heidi,
bly helped, and being young as well. Girls like to see other girls play- “Roy who was in Soulfly is doing the sound for My Ruin and it’s like
ing in bands as well”, James, “we get loads of riot grrrl type at our ‘whoah we’re not worthy’! We still get starstruck”.
gigs even though we’re not really that kind of music”.
With that James and Heidi are called to soundcheck so after the gig,
With the whole scene that’s grown up around bands like Limp Bizkit, featuring stage divers and a fearsome metal duet between Jessica something like Milk Fed. We’re not like Limp Bizkit, yes we’re enter-
Slipknot, and more saliently Kittie, where do you think you fit in? and Tarri B, I caught hold of Jessica after she’d signed cd covers taining but when I sing my words I mean and feel them. Our songs
Heidi, “it bothers us that we get included in the scene ‘cos we’re not pushed at her by a small riot of fans crowding around the backstage are not fake angry shit!”.
really nu-netal. You have to be certain things to be nu-metal, I mean, door. Lyrically Sugarcoma are not the happiest of people, discuss. “I
we’re not very downtuned…”, James cuts in, “and we don’t have a write my lyrics to show how I’m feeling, you can write at any age, Sugarcoma, entertaining, real, and a whole lot more than mere
DJ and we don’t know Fred Durst!”, Heidi concludes, “we’re more, even if it’s shit! If someone wants to say something then they should “teen angst”.
well people say we’re punk, nothing like Kittie”. Although say it, it doesn’t offend anyone, I wrote the lyrics for me, it’s not fake
Sugarcoma clearly do not want to be lumped in with the nu-metal band stuff or anything. Two nights ago this girls collapsed at our gig
scene a quick look at their audience confirms the look, with mini because she was anorexic, you could see her ribs poking through
Slipknots and Dursts doing battle in the mosh pit. Many parents and as they carried her out. That’s the sort of thing that makes me write
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20 Rag 25/01/01
Monday saw the first night of rag week, and as MacKenzie is shocked that somebody
tradition dictates, the Slave Auction. is actually buying him
Over 150 people turned up to bid for about 15 slaves. The victourious bidders ended up forking out between
£3 for James Buller (who had to wear his underwear outside his trousers) and £37.50 for Socket.
Somewhere in the middle of that was Adam Jakeway who originally went for £15 only for A.J. to walk on
stage and re-open the bidding with AJ bagging Adam for £25 and condemming him to ‘total humiliation’.
Despite the Production Editor managing to get out of it, bf was well represented with James (£3), ed Kev
(£8), dep ed Luke (£15) and marketing team Ali and Ellen (£25). Pres Fi went for £12.50 and has to wash
Shaggy’s clothes (which hasn’t been washed for over a month) and Shaggy himself went for £10 with the
victor getting to shave his hair and beard. Lucy went for £15 and Susi went for £21 after her boyfriend tried
to place a telephone bid, but didn’t think she was worth more than £21.
Overall, about £300 was raised for the RAG charities on a night when more people became aquainted with
the Phantom Flinger.
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Kev doing his Marilyn Manson impression When Dan’s old enough, he
might need all that foam to
shave
Bob the Builder - “Can We Fix... it for this old tv celebrity who
runs in marathons and smokes cigars to have his fame back
and become a star again? Or possibly “Can We Fix...all of the
railway lines that still need mending in time for Railtrack to
avoid more hefty pay-outs to aggrieved commuters?
Baha Men -“Who Let the Dogs... into the Union? (I personal-
ly blame Security)
Dr Russ
Dear Russ advantage of the preparation time. When
the instructions are read out, make quite
Why do some employers use tests and sure you understand what you are asked to
what advice can you give me to improve do. Make the most of this opportunity to
my performance? ask questions while you can. Once the
test starts it is out of the question! You’ll
Dear Kate have practice examples to try. Don’t worry
about holding everyone up if you find these
Employers use tests because they have difficult. It is vital you get the gist of what is
found that interviews don’t always provide required before the real questions start.
them with all the information they need Thereafter, try to work - quickly and accu-
about a candidate. For example, if they rately. Some tests start easily and lull you
want an up to date measure of how good into a false sense of security. Don’t be
you are at reasoning with numbers, a test fooled! They often get more difficult as the
provides a more accurate measurement test proceeds and you realise you don’t
than a question during an interview - how- have as much time as you thought.
ever persuasive your answer!
Finally, try to stay calm even if you think
There are basically two types of test. The you’ve done badly. Tests only form part of
first sort are designed to measure different the selection process and you can aim to
aspects of your personality such as your improve your overall performance through
sociability or your assertiveness. They are doing well in other exercises.
not usually timed and there are no right
answers. It is best to answer these as Russ Clark
honestly as you can rather than by trying to Careers Service
give answers which you think the employer
wants you to give. PS We run Practice Aptitude Tests
throughout the semester. Please sign up
The other kinds of test are timed. They are in Careers if you wish to attend. For more
known as aptitude tests and are used to information on other events, please look at
measure your ability in some area. For our website at
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figures, can you recognise patterns, are .html
you good at reasoning with words, and so
on. The key to doing well is to take full
UniSPORT News
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Sports Preview
Cricket take the overall lead at the end of will wear my surfing gear to the
Weather permitting, England are the year. union the following week’. Their
likely to beat Pakistan in the 2 test only test will be if they get the
Grand Slam, with the ever improv-
series. They will, though, no doubt Football ing Ireland their main threat. The
struggle to beat what has been With Man. Utd virtually having
descirbed as the greatest British Lions against South Africa
won their umpteenth Premiership should be a fascinating affair with
Australian Test Team of all time. on the trot, the battle will be for
Domestically, Surrey are both teams playing great attacking
second place. Arsenal are rightly rugby. I fancy the Lions to snatch
favourites for every single competi- favourites but it would be stupid to
tion. However central contracts iit 2-1.
completely discount a rejouvinated Domestically, Northampton will
could cost them Stewart, Thorpe Liverpool.
and possibly Tudor and Ward. The almost certainly win the league,
At the other end, Bradford and with Wasps the most likely runner-
depleated squad might give two from Coventry, Man. City, and
Lancashire or Yorkshire a chance. up.
Derby are likely to be for the drop.
The year ends in a 1 so Spurs
Cycling are among the favourites for the Tennis
David Millar should continue the FA Cup but Man Utd appear to be Despite very good showings
British tradition started by Chris taking it very seriosuly (having over the last month, I would be
Boardman of winning the Prologue already booked a hotel for the final shocked if either Tim Henman or
of The Tour de France and holding week) and will be the team to beat. Greg Rudeski win Wimbledon (or
onto yellow for a few days. The On the internationals front, any other major for that matter)
only real danger will come from whether England qualify will a lot over the next 12 months. That
Lance Armstrong who will win on whether the new manager will said, if they are both fit, GB have
overall again, through a combina- go with the old guard or the ‘kids’. a great chance of getting back
tion of nearly unbeatable time trial- Either way though, they face a into the top flight of the Davis
ing, intelligent pack placement and tough test to qualify for the Euro Cup. Although, it should be inter-
completely devistating climbing. Champs esting as to whether it is Rudeski
The question will be, by how much or Arvind Parmar that line up with
will he win and will he get the Giro Henamn in the doubles, given the
as well.
Rugby Union latest spat between the two
Track honours should be shared Here is a statement, ‘I, Dave ‘greats’.
amoungst the British, Germans ‘Chops’ Chapman, do herby
and French. with Germany likely to declare that if England do not win by Chops and Lovebite
the six-nations championship, I
SURREY PRIDE
S KI C LUB T OUR - I N A WORD ... S PORTS P ROFILE :
LARGE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): larg·er; larg·est
A RCHERY
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin largus Warm up…
Date: 12th century
Meaning: Exceeding most other things of like kind especially in Name & age: Nadia Khan, 20+
quantity or size.
Example: The 127 people, 3 coaches, £44,715 UniS Ski Club Tour Nickname: Schnarff
to Alpe d’Huez.
The White Stuff Best feature: My draw-length
With the greatest number of beginners ever on the tour the wide
open green (read easy) runs were a welcome sight. However, those What you look for in a man or women: Dependability
of us who ventured up to the top of the mountain, some 3200m in
the clouds, were greeted with a different sight. Perhaps abseiling Availability: Spoken for
ropes would have aided progress on ‘The Tunnel’? Did you do any
of it on your skis Matt?
Thursdays Valley Rally saw skiing, snowboarding, blading, mono- 110%…
skiing and even 3 legged skiing all both forwards and backwards.
Competitors started the rally in 70’s and Hawian attire. But many
Favourite position (this question applies to relevent sports only – no
innuendo intended honestly): Open stance
I don’t wanna Rock DJ. We are
unable to show the end of the pic- Best thing about your sport: It can be taken up at any age
ture....
Worst thing about your sport: (Deputy Editors) Shattering expensive
arrows.
soon realised how bad they looked and
decided nudity was a better option. Are
Best single moment in your sporting life: Breaking my personal best
you sure it was just the cold Wacker? The
while suffering from the flu.
less said about the eggs at the last check-
point the better.
Ultimate sporting dream: To see the Stag Hill Archers win the BUSA
Nationals
Apres Ski
For most, ‘large’ would be better used to
Worst injury: Bruised arm when I forgot to put my bracer on!
describe the evenings entertainment.
Sporting idol: Steve Redgrave.
Some of the skiing masses!
Most embarassing sporting moment: Dropping an exit barrier onto
O’Sharkies, Crowded House, Underground, Roadhouse and the
someone elses bow-stand… Oooops!!
pick of the bunch: Smithy’s. Indeed I would rate Smithy’s 10 shots
of flavoured Vodka for 100Fr with the invention of the lightbulb. Ah
Tip: Always aim at the target.
yes, fond memories. Or not as the case may be, hey Silver?
Bars were invariably followed by Alpe d’Huez’s answer to Cindy’s;
Hidden aspects to your sport: Improves ones night-vision, as you may
Igloo. Igloo was invariably followed Le Kebab. Still confused by the
very well be looking for arrows that have missed the target as the sun
real lamb meat Bungle? Now who’s up for a spot of ice skating?
goes down.
Tedddddyyyyyy….
Sound interesting? This Easter the Ski Club will be joining 2,500+
students from across Britain in Saalbach, Austria. Call Dave on
0795 107 4570 ASAP if you’d like to join us. Cool down…
Finally a special THANK YOU to Rebecca Jackson for making the
tour possible. Worst fear: Shooting myself in the foot.
S PORTING V ERNACULAR
The first of a possible two reports on the Ski Club Tour that took place in the last week of the holidays. Wisking 127 people off to Alpe d’Huez takes quite some doing so thumbs up to all
involved. I will die a happy man if I can manage to get the Surf Clubs “Tropical Surf Trips” to be any where near as popular.
Its also good to have received another couple of Sports Profiles. Thanks to Archery this week, its great to be able to feature a new club (unless we get any new clubs we will be repeat-
ing sports). If possible, include a photo or pop into the office where we can get one done. Keep them coming folks. Remeber if you can get a couple together from the same club we will
run thm together and anounce the winner of the coveted Sports Showdown title.
Chops Almost forgot, the cricket club have started up again, nets are on Sundays 5:30pm till 7:30pm in Unisport. Contact Mike (ma91mp) or Ben Mac for more details.