ORIGINAL PRODUCTION 1 By arrangement with J. A. GATTI Linnit.and Dunfee Ltd. and Jack Hylton presented THE BRISTOL OLD VIC PRODUCTION SALAD DAYS Book and Lyrics by DOROTHY REYNOLDS & JULIAN SLADE Music by JULIAN SLADE Produced at the Vaudeville Theatre, London,on 5th August, 1954, with the following cast of characters. PARTI THE TRAMP NEWTON BLICK JANE ELEANOR DREW TimoTHY . JOHN WARNER MR. DAWES (his father) .. MICHAEL ALDRIDGE MRS, DAWES (his mother) ea fe .. DOROTHY REYNOLDS AUNT PRUE ee Reese eee PAT HEYWOOD Lapy REYBURNE YVONNE COULETTE P.C. Boor... JOE GREIG Rowena PAT HEYWOOD A Bisuop... NEWTON BLICK TROPPO, sees c ee : BOB HARRIS Six CLAMSBY WILLIAMS (Uncle Clam) JAMES CAIRNCROSS FOSDYKE (his attache) MICHAEL MEACHAM A PoLice INSPECTOR MICHAEL ALDRIDGE NIGEL DANVERS... MICHAEL MEACHAM PART IT JAMES CAIRNCROSS PAT HEYWOOD A SLAVE ... BOB HARRIS A DANCER ro ce «a YVONNE COULETTE ASPHINXIA (asinger) 0c . « DOROTHY REYNOLDS AUGUSTINE WILLIAMS MICHAEL ALDRIDGE Fiona CHRISTINE FINN MANAGER (of the Cleopatra Night-Club) ... A WAITRESS Tom SMiTH oe eee ee NEWTON BLICK AMBROSE (adress designer) vee vee wees, MICHAEL ALDRIDGE ELECTRODE JOE GREIG PROFESSOR ZEBEDIAN DAWES (Uncie Zed) JAMES CAIRNCROSS Dons, PASSERS-BY, BEAUTICIANS, MODELS, ete. Directed by DENIS CAREY Reproducing this music in any form is illegal and forbidden by the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. (© 200 by Faber Mose Lab ISHNI:O-S7E-SH2O1-7 EAN: 9THULSTI-S3221-6 rot publ by lsersationl Mani Patios Lid pacing this sc many rm siya Gries by Insertions Mini Pelco Leds Faher Msc company the Copy, Desig ad Pats Ac, 1K Bbjmcary Howe 74-77 Great Resell Stet Landon WEID 3DA Pred England by Carag LadSCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE ScENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE SCENE Synopsis of Scenes PARTI PART IT F.& D. Ltd, 23309, The University The Breakfast-room First Park Scene The Beauty Parlour Second Park Scene The Foreign Office The Police Station Front Cloth and Third Park Scene The Cleopatra Night-Club Front Cloth Fourth Park Seene Front Cloth The Dress Shop Front Cloth Fifth Park Scene Front Cloth The Flying Saucer Pront Cloth Sixth Park SceneCONTENTS Page Overture ee sence esa ee rte nate nae nee nee ee PARTI 1. Opening Musie cae pee 2. Opening Chorus “The Things That Are Done By ADon” ... TIMOTHY, JANE & DONS . 3. Duet “We Said We Wouldn't Look Back”... JANE @ TIMOTHY... os, ee oa 20 4. Concerted “Find Yourself Something To Do"... «.. MOTHER, FATHER, AUNT PRUE TIMOTHY 24 8. Song "TSit In The Sun eos ose nee ase ANB oe ar) 6. Song & Dance “Oh, Look At Me” JANE @ TIMOTHY . Fr 6 Reprise . Pa JANE a9 7. Bishop's Dance ; JANE, TIMOTHY 4 BISHOP... 40 (ATTACHE, ROWENA, ART STUDENT, BATHER, TENNIS Reprise “Ob, Look At Me” se esse 8 tai toes SGU nora se eo a aes UNCLE CLAM, POSDYKE & TIMOTHY ... 48 ve ss TIMOTHY, TROPPO & PASSERS-BY... 54 9. Trio & Dance “Hush-hush”” 10. Dance, Song & Chorus “Out Of Breath” PART IT HM. Song & Dance “Cleopatra” see cee vee vee MANAGER weve oe 6 118 Reprise - eee ne FHONA sees ate nee 8 12, Song "Sand In My Byes” oe, ose cee ee oe ASPHINKIAL cee cee oes er 13, Trio “It’s Basy To Sing" JANE, TIMOTHY 4 NIGEL. 69 138 Reprise JANE, FIONA & NIGEL... " {JANE 2iONA,ToMoTHY, NOEL, _ 6 BOOT, GUS, PRESSMEN & CHORUS sear BR 14. Concerted “We're Looking For A Pias 142 Reprise oe 14> Reprise .. SeeeEnnneeeeeeeeeeeee wee . - 82 18. Song “The Time Of My Life JANE ceed 83 16. Trio “The Saucer Song” JANE, TIMOTHY & UNCLE ZED. as 164 Reprise ee ee : JANE, TIMOTHY & UNCLE ZED. . 91 17, Duet “We Don’t Understand Our Children” ..,,-s.- JANE'S MOTHER & TIMOTHY'S MOTHER 92 18. Reprise “Oh, Look At Me” ce ces cee eee cee ENSEMBLE 2 oe eevee 7 19. Reprise “Oh, Look At Me” oa we ENSEMBLE 2, se css eee ee 98. 20, Finale (Reprise) “We Said We Wouldn't Lock Back”... JANE @ TIMOTHY... ... 101 F.@ D.Ltd. 28809‘ SALAD DAYS A MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT Book and Lyrics by DOROTHY REYNOLDS & JULIAN SLADE Music by JULIAN SLADE OVERTURE geo a ae de 7 de 8 5 Molto allegro Pp Copyright 1956, by Francis, Day & Hunter, Ltd. F.& D. Lta. 23308,F.& D, Ltd, 23309,Tempo di Valse Piu mosso —Ji py. ji | . molto rit Allegretto 2 motto ral. F, & D. Ltd. 23308,P, & D. Ltd, 23309,5 PARTI N° 1 OPENING MUSIC Allegretto (with an easy lilt) ‘Tramp discovered playing music Tramp rises mmf Orcs of OF F. & D. Ltd, 23309.No 2 OPENING CHORUS “THE THINGS THAT ARE DONE BY A DON” TIMOTHY, JANE 4 DONS Tempo di marcia (with dignity) Entrance of DONS Sf marcato cy Fare-well! Fare-well! Fare - well! No- ble Bach. e-lors of ‘Art! Ry dint of 1a - bour un - a~- ba-ted You have grad-u-al-ly NS Fe D.Ltd. 23309Fare-well! Fare-well! Fare- = Teme The time hascome for us— to_ part, But ere you pas SF hear one fi- nal word of ad -" mion- i - tion. GIRLS (quasi metrical form) MEN When you go from this university into the warld out - side, collu voce Fa D. Ltd. 28309at GIRLS ‘If your abysmal lack of knowledge member to speak of us with loyal-ty and pride. is exposed, do not at-tempt to MEN MALE VOICE SOLO If somebody wishes torecall a shoot a rudeand ungrateful line a-boutyour tutor. speech from Shakespeare and asks you to 2nd MALE VOICE GIRLS ALL quoteit- Quoteitas I re-wroteit. Above allyou must correct and ad-monish any slanderer who insists on af. Allegro ALL -firm-ing that dons are donnish. be ‘You bas b Se. > = Sssa/s555 ‘accel ssoslstesy clear-ly think there’ noth-ing drear-i-er than apoor old don, Don't judge us by our Pd D.Ltd. 23309,12 grim ex-te-ri-or ‘That is all put on: For if you shouldstray by chance one day And come on a gag-gle of dons at play You thenwould say that an old M. A. quite the gay-est things that are done by a don! We may look dry and dust - y F.4D. Ltd, 23309,un - der the gown youwill find a clownWho is game for an-y-thing lust-y! ‘We play jokes that are ac- a-dem-i-cal, Ob, the things, the mad,mad things,That are done by a don, don, do We all ac-know-ledge, He's the dare-dev-il of the col-lege, F& D. Ltd. 23809.4 Look at the way he romps and roy-sters Swal-low-ing oy-sters cloi-sters! sense ‘The Prin-ci-pal so peo-ple say, Had awhale of atime on are to be-lieve the ru-mour Near -ly lost her of -hu-mour. > S> things that aredone by a don! Are things which s don did-n't ought-er! If you F @ D. Ltd. 23309,16 want tocramfor a Lat-in ex-am, Just viv-it our Lat-in quart-ert —— | pmareato Turk-ish cof-fee- just for theemell of it! Co-coa part-ies— just for the hell of it! Oh, thethings, the mad,mad things, That aro MEN done by a don, don, don! Did-s't the port-ers think us odd, F, & D, Ltd, 2330:16 Do-ing a ‘Square’ dance Wrote his books in a GIRL (Solo) Was-nt it fun the day you found was-sit it one of my best all be-cause you proved that Hom-er A Ro-man Vase Kick-ing the grub-by old thing P. & D, Ltd. 23309.piec- es. Ha - ha! {0 Ha ha! Ha- ha - MEN Ist GIRL (Solo ad (ib) things that aredone by a don! That night when I and the ward- en Went — colla voce in or-der to quote The jol-li-est bite of Aud- en! 2nd GIRL (Sul0) S14 & 4th GIRLS. Off to bed with Proust and Mal-for-y! Hold-ing hands in the min-strels'gul-ler-y! Fa D, Lt, 28309,18 @IRLS An On, the things, the mad, mad things, That are done by a don, don, don! Oh, the MEN ma things that aredone by a dont By jim-in- y, what bra - va- do! atompo Sing-in’ at dawn onthe cro-quet lawn The mad-ri-gal from the Mi - ka- do. AML our pranks are quite un-beat- )» -Ma-ny of them are un-re-peat- Fa D. Ltd. 20809,19 On, the things, the mad,mad things, That are done by a don, don, don! broader the the mad, mad things, That are done by a don, don, Tableaux ete20 N° 3 DUET “WE SAID WE WOULDN'T LOOK BACK” JANE & TIMOTHY Tim cue: Shall we be ableto leave it behind? Moderato (free style) JANE ie Well nev-er be a-ble tobreak thespell,The ma-gicwill hold us still. ao eolta voce JANE TIM JANE Sometimeswemay pretendtofor-get,Butof coursewenever will. ‘Three perfect years! Perhaps there!libemore life's TIM JANE . — on-ly be-ginningyou know. Oh yes, it’snotthat I wanttostay,It's justthat Idon'twant to go. We = => TT ——F ———— a r —S must-n't look back. No, we must-n't look back, What -ev-er our mem-o-ries are P. a D.Ltd, 23309,mustn't say these were our hap-pi- est days, Butour hap-pi-est days so far! Slowly (with marked rhythm) 1 startlook-ingbe- hind me And be- gin re-trac-ing my track, TIT re-mindyou to re- -mind me We — said we would-n't look back. rind me, With an — out -look drear-y and black, Vi re-mind you to_re-mind me We said we would-alt look Its hard to for-get the playsthedances, F. & D.Ltd. 22309,dons we pla-ca-ted, the lectures wemisted But soonthey worltmeana thing. So let nos-tal-gi-a blind me, And my res-o - lu-tionis slack, Femind you to re- mind me We y . JANE TIM said wewould-ntlook back. “The Quads going tolookawfully bare afterwevegone. We'shall visit it and think JANE TIM it looksmuchemaller. Who do you supposewill giveall the parties? These wor't be any parties JANE cer-tain tomiseus when Weve gone,theyrenot worthmuchif they dont. Andthey beg us tovis-it them F. & D.Ltu, 23309.time af-tertime, Oh dearmay-be they won't! TIM But if I oncestartiouking be-hind me And be- bro-kenthe tics, wevesaid thegoodbyessThere’s no more for us to pack, Dowltturaround,wete 33 aad thegoodbyes,There's no more for us to pack, Don'ttura rounds e're Fa D.Lta, 23209,24 No 4 CONCERTED “FIND YOURSELF SOMETHING TO DO” MOTHER, FATHER, AUNT PRUE & TIMOTHY Moderato J.- 88 Aa lights come upon breakfust table eo a WS ae “he “a! They open their papers MOTHER & FATHER FATHER ger oe " “""E Tint o-thy late, Tim-o-tby's tate. It's AUNT FATHER AUNT MOTHER well afternine. Its twenty toeight. Your watchis wrong Aunt.It is-altwrongiyoursis.He's Tater ach dsy,can you FATHER AUNT MOTHER guesswhatthe causeis? Tint-o-thy lazy. Tim-o-thy’sdays.are spent re-clin-ing, It on-ly a phase. Some FATHER MOTHER plarmia-lade, Aunt? or willyoubavehoney? I's certain-ly time he was earn-ingsume money. Well MOTHER AUNT FATHER FATHER speak tohimdarling,no time Like the present.No need to be pompous, Just pointed and pleasant You do it. Noyou, Well it F.& D. Ltt, 23309,25 MOTHER Enter TIMOTHY They rise We can suc-ceed in sup-press-ing Aunt Prue. FATHER If We can suc-ceed in sup-press-ing Aunt Prue. ‘wont matter who, mf (Spoken) Now thea! Tim-o - thy! Findyour-selfsome-thing to (Spoken) Tim -my!— Find your-self something to Here he is. Findyour-seif some-thing to Findyour-selfsomething to do. Choose a niche, a niche inwhichYou can Find your-selfsomethingto do. —— Choose aniche, a niche inwhichYoucan Findyour-seif something to do. Choose aniche, a niche inwhichYoucan F. & D. Ltd, 23309,new-tle and know that it's you. You'll be il-1us-tri-ous If you're in-dus-tri-ous nes-tle and know thatit’s you You'll be il-lus-tri-ous Ifyou're in-dus- tri-ous nes-tle andknowthat ite you. You'll be il-lus-tri-ous If you're in-dus-tri-ous What we are say-ing is true, find your-self some thing to What wo are say-ing ta true find your-self some thing to What we are eay-ing ie true, So find yourself some thing to Findyour-seifsomething to do, do, do do, do, do, Find your-velfeomething to do.____ Findyour-seifvomething to do, do, do, do, do, do, Findyour- Afsomething to do. Findyour-selfsomething to do, do, do, do, do, do,Findyour-seif something to 40. FATHER ao Tour Fa D. Ltd. 23309,27 MOTHER = TIM = MOTHER garry, uncles will helpyou,therebnoneed toworry.Sometea,éarling?Thank you.Wethink youshould Youvefour witing uacleswhill MOTHER & AUNT FATHER (firmly) MOTHER AUNT giveyouattention. There's five of them. Four/and the one we dont mention There's dearUacle Clam inthat nicediplomatie.— He's MOTHER AUNT MOTHER madasa— No,just @ little er-ratic. Hes madas a hatter-Well thatdoessitmatter,Me’ willing tobelpus,0w FATHER AUNT FATHER Auntieoutnatter! Theres Uncle Augustine-in Parliament,Tim! The sticky ld humbug!dont goandsee him Therd's f AUNT MOTHER AUNT sdearUncle Zed! Ob,T GenralSirHector, the pride ofthe army, He's boldandhesbrave. He's baldandhe' barmy! The MOTHER & FATHER MOTHER AUNT ‘thoughthewasdead. What-ev-er has put such a thinginyourhead? So four of them darling, who'd give youattention. No, > F, @ D. Ltd, 23309,28 MOTHER (Spoken) ‘Four/andtheone wedont mention Oncemore, AUNT Tiveof them FATHER ‘Four andthe one we don't mention. ‘all together now: (Spoken) Go andsee Un-cle Clam. J*™? — Findyoursetfsomething to Tim-o - thy! Tim-my!__ Go and see Un-cle Clam. J®™? Find yourself something to Go andsee Un-cle Clam. J*2? Findyourseifeomething to (Spoken) Some bread? Held do ‘Then see Un - cle Zed =i an- y-thing, darting, for cle Zed, Some breed? ye’ do 2 cle Zea, Some bread? He'd do an y-thing,dar-ting, for F. & D. Ltd. 28309,See Un-cle Hec-tor,there's no one cor-rec-tor,See Un-cle Au-gus-tine too, Seo Cacele Heetortherel no one correctenSee Un-cle Augus-fine t00, ‘Seo Un-cle Hec-tor,there’s no one cor-rec-tor,See Un-cle Au-gus-tine too, Ifeomething to do, dear, Findyour-selfeomething to do, do, do, do, do, do, findyour-selfsomething to do, dear, Find your-selfsomething to do, do, do, do, do, do, findyour-selfsomething to do, dear, _‘Findyour-selfsomething to do, do, do, do, do, do, do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Find your-self some-thing to do, do, do, 40, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Find your-self some-thing to do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Find your-self some-thing to Fe DLLs, 2230930 NO 5 SONG “I SIT IN THE SUN” JANE JANE eue:- She Looks round her - Quast reeit.parlando Allegretto JANE mind! Ym hap-py to wait, I've noth-ing to do,On a fine sum-mer day It's easy towhilethetime away. I ought to doasmy mother said Andthinkof themen I mighthave wed, But now I'm hap- py, now I'm free And the sum-mer suns e-nough for me. I a F. a D.Ltd, 23309,a With an easy lilt ‘it inthesun And one by one Icol- ject my thoughts and think them @ - ver, Say tomy-self Sit tight ontheshelf As tong asyoufeel thatyoure ————— ‘Why be inhaste? Youvenothing towaste,The best things come with-out rhyme or rea - son. Sit inthesun, The sun, the sun, Andyou might be inlove by the S — So of the sea P. aD, Ltd, 23309.32 Allegretto Quasi recit. parlando Vis - count A, and gay Lord B, And of course the Hon-'ra- ble Mis - ter SI eee ‘coltu vo Whom have I missed from this glit-ter-ing list? Sure-ty there must be the one for me’ Why not do as the oth-er girls do, And search for a man the sum-mer through? ? Call me a fool,but I'll fol-low the rule. “Wait and your love will come to you!” I P, & b. Lut. 23309,sit inthesun And one by one I for-get the gen-tle-menIim re-fus - ing. a> rr One hap-pyday The sum-mermay Pro- vide an A-don- is of my ao oo May- bel'liwait Till I'm too = d for one good yn. Here inthesun, The sun, the sun, saa are — aa might be inlove by the end of the sea P.& D. Ltt. 24809.34 N¢ 6 SONG & DANCE “OH, LOOK AT ME” JANE & TIMOTHY JANE eue:- No. We leave it to you Allegro moderato JANE gre Plightly hap-pening? I can't sit stili- gainst my will Whatshappening? What can this be? My feethave got con-trol of me. I canitcon-trol my lege and feet, They mis-be-have on ev-'ry beat, I’m not so cure that I ap-prove, Is this a seem-ly F& D.Ltd. 23309way to move? I’ve lost com-mand,/mewept a-way, The feel-ing'sodd, but ra-ther gay; The mus -ic took me by gur-prise, I had-n’ttime to re - al-ise,whatshap-pen-ing? What's hep-pon-ing? What's hap-pen-ing to me? Oh, -—=look atmel Oh, look at me! O, —v Tock at me!T'm dane - ing! T'm go-ingon onefoot instead of on two, It is-nt a thing'm ae- -cus-tomedto do. Oh, tock atmel Oh, look at me! Ob, 100k at me! I'm dane - ing! Kew 4 D.Ltd. 23309Who wouldhavethoughtI4be-have inthieway? It is-nt a thingthat I do ev-'ryday. It's nice for a changeandiim hap-py to say Wm dancing, dancing, dane - ing! I'm go - ing back-wards in-stead of for-wards, I'mspin-ning like a top. g0- ing sideways, I'm go-ing upwards, 1 doubt if Look at me! Oh, look at me! Oh, look at me! I’m danc - ing! My F. 4 D. Ltd. 2330937 feet are so way-wardthey've got out of hand, I leap inthe air nev-er hop-ingto land, I’m gay andI’mbreath-lessand ju - bitant and I’m danc-ing,danc-ing, dane - ing! > DANCE F. @ D.Ltd. 23309JANE sings whilst dancing Look at me! Oh, look at me! Oh, took at me! I'm danc - ing! I’m danc-ing, Fa D.Ltd. 2330939 No 62 REPRISE JANE JANE ewe:- The thing Ae played TIM By ear? (Drying) Udon' think 1— can — Nol Tcaa't— Yes, 1 can— Yes, 1 can JANE (exclaiming while she dancer) Ob, dock at me! Oh, look at me! Ob, ook at me! It’s work-ing! F.& D.Lta, 2330940 NO 7 BISHOP'S DANCE JANE, TINOTHY 4 BISHOP SANE (ae the Bishop settles) eue:- No... Yes,n0¥! Moderato 4. - 98 ve. Fa D.Ltd. 23409at de iss pine rin accel # stretto Tempo primo F.4 D.Ltd. 23309ae No 8 REPRISE “OH, LOOK AT ME” ATTACHE, ROWENA, ART STUDENT, BATHER, TENNIS PLAYER, BUTTERFLY CATCHER, P.C. BOOT 4 CHORUS. JANE cue:- Oh, look! People coming! 7, Allegro moderato Enter pascers by ds ise Fa D.Ltd. 2330943 Vivace d. = 126 marcato >A cit er ici tie Tempo primo (Shouted) Look at mel Look at me! Lock at me! Look at mel Look atme! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! (Sing) Look at me! Look __at met Lock ab me! Kin danc-inglOh! fockatme! Ohl lookatmel Ob! lockatmel I'm dane-ingt My F.@ D.Ltd. 28309a4 feet are so waywardthey'vegot out ofhand, I leap inthe air, never hoping toland. I'm gayandI'mbreathlessand Taos close ju- bidant and I'm danc- ing, dane~ ing! SOPRANO Oh, look at me! Oh, 3 Oh, look at me! Ob, Chorus returns on Front cloth z SSS go-ingon one foot in-stead of on two, It Pf off vad of on two, took at met Ob, Sea 4= eat aaa . Fa D.Ltd. 28309ia -a't a thing I'm ac -cus-tomedto do. On, took” at me! Oh, isnt a thing I'm ac-cus-tomedto do. Ob, look at me! Oh, look at me! Oh, Yok at me! I’m danc - ing! Now who wouldhavethought1@ be-have inthis way? It look at me! I'm danc - ing! Now who wouldhavethoughtI'd be- have inthis way? It is-n't a thingthat I do ev-'ry day. It's nice for a changeandim hap-py to say I'm is-n't a thingthat I do ev-'ryday. It's nice for a changeandIm hap-py to F.a D. Ltd. 28309Opt Tm danc-ing, danc-ing, danc - ing! SS danc-ing, danc-ing, danc - ing! I'm go - ing back-wards in-stead of for-wards, I'm go -ingback-wards in-stead of for-wards, I'm Jo spin-ning like a top, spin-ning like a top, if if Ra D.Ltd. 23809 go - ing sideways, I'm go- ing up-wards, 1 go - ing side-ways, I'm go - ing up-wards, I look at me! On, look at me! Ob, fook at mel look on, at me! Oh,Took at me! Tm danc - ing! My feet are so way-wardthey've got out of hand, 1 danc - ing! My feet are so way-wardthey've got out of hand, I Yeap inthe air nev-er hop-ingto land, Vm gay andI'mbreathiessand ju- bi-lant,And I'm leap inthe air nev-er nop-ingto iand, Im gay andlimbreathicweand ju - biclant,And I'm — —_———— danc- ing, danc- ing, danc- ing, dane - ing, —~ —_ aS Fa D.Lta, 23309 v48 N° 9 TRIO & DANCE “HUSH - HUSH” UNCLE GLAM, FOSDYKE & TIMOTHY UNCLE CLAM euc:- Sodid I once upon atime d= 160 f UNCLE CLAM giv-en this high po-si-tion,I pictured my-self (poor fool that I was!)As a wise all pow-er - ful ma-gi-cian, A sort of po-li- ti-cal Wi-zard of Oz. “At last} I thought/‘l’ll know for cer-tainWhat di-plo-ma-cy real-ly means. VL soon ring upthat I-ron Cur-tain I'll soon be seen be - hindthescenes”But all my job ap-peared iP F.& D.Lta. 28309to consist of (Much to my cha-grin and dis-may)Was & pain-ful-ly com-pro chen-sivelist of Things I mustnev-er do Dont ev-er askwhat job your on It's hush-hush— Don't ev-er ask where the Em-pire's gone It's hush-hush — If youin.vent a code that’s new = No-bod-y must be a-ble to De - ci-pher thecode-not e -ven you! Fa D.Ltd. 2830960 UNCLE CLAM 4 FOSDYKE huvh-bush, Your safewmust be as safe asrocks And baf-fle all in - ves- ti- ga-tions, FOSDYKE UNCLE CLAM BOTH Dou-ble-cross your dou- ble-lucke And keep on changing your com-bi-na-tions! Al-waystrav-el in darkened specs Use a crosu to signyourchequesAnd nev-er re-veal your age or sex! hush-bush, hush-bush, hush-hush, 4 hush-bush, ‘hush-hush, bush-hush, hush-hush,hush-hush, hush Fa D.Lta, 096 DANGER (very sast) t UNCLE CLAM FOSDYKE Dont ev-eraskwho won the war, It's hush-bush- Doct ev-eraskwhatthe eee BOTH ‘war was for, Ishush-hush, If a foreigner comestostay (Es - pecially from the Don't ev-er say“What a love-ly day)’ Its hush-hush. Fé D.Lta. 2830962 unis FOSDYKE Wheayou go toa fo-reign shore Take (to giveyou u cor-tain cach-et) The brief-est case you UNCLE CLAM TIM, ALL (Three) How do ev-er saw Andal-so a sem-i-de-tuched at-tach- 6. youdo? ix At Rus- sian teas lest you for-get And make a re-mark you might re-gret Write on_a So-vi-et ser- vi-ette rr hush-hush, bush-bush, hush-hush,hush-hush, hush-hush, hush-hush, Bush Fa D.Lta. 28309DANCE (sery fast) 53 SF If you aronnighted by and by, Ac - copt thehon-our-dont be shy But don't ev-er try to ~ ~ TIM find out why, Ive hush-bush, — hush-hush, —hush-hush, —hush- hush, FOSDYKE find out why, Tvs husb-husb, — hush-hush, —hush- Bush, —hush-hush, UNCLE CLAM hush-hveh, _bush-hush, hush-hush,hush- hush,bush-hush,Husht huvh-hush, hush -bushhush - hush,hueh-bush,Hush! Fa D.Lta. 23309Ne 10 DANCE, SONG & CHORUS “OUT OF BREATH” TIMOTHY, TROPPO & PASSERS-BY Moderato Enter young couple— dancing lasily enter P.C. Boot & Inspector— dancing I | | Prestissimo aceet d= 200 Ra D.Ltd. 23309Stop! Stop! We've had e-nough! f Fa D.Ltd. 28309ee pt SS SSS SS See Find the go-ing far too rough Wea - ry legs! Wea- ry feet! Near-ly melt-ing with theheat And com-pletely OUT OF BREATH! Can't dance.Can't sing, Can't do asin-glething Were 60 out of ‘breath! Can't run. Can't walk, > > > Can't laugh or ev-entalk We're so out of’ breath! Hold hard. Snatch a breath, > oy -¥—Y ne v—-¥ Ooh, aah,catch a breath. Heigh-ho, here's ashind. =p —4f Fa D.Litt. 2390987 GIRLS degato Must say the feel-ingsgrand We're so out of breath! Here where the MEN Must say thefeel-ingégrandWe're so out of breath! Cart dance.Cant sing, don lamps bright Dane - ing and glething We're 20 out of breath! Cant run. Cant walk > > ing through the night Can't laughor ev-entilk We're so out of breath! Hold hand. Snatch a breath, > > yeatch abreath Heigh-ho, here’s ashind-y, Puff,pant wind-y,wind-y. Cant move. Cant stand, Fa D.Ltd. 28309Must say the feel-ingsgrand We're 80 SOPRANO Quick gitls!Quick boys! Let's make & fin-al noise Thoughwere out of breath! ‘ALTO TENOR Quick girts! Quick boy: BASS Let's make a fin-al noise Thoughwe're out df breath! Fa D.Ltd. 233094-180 Joyousty > Here where the Lon - don lamps are bright Danc- ing and ‘Here where the Dane -ing ing through the of ing through the. of ing till, we— Fa D.Lta. 23309