Documentos de Académico
Documentos de Profesional
Documentos de Cultura
Laugh aLong
Is BaseBaLL
Your game or
Lame?
p. 108
Amazing Be astounded
8 of the
LuckIest
PeoPLe
Body aLIve
p. 124
+
Lab-Tested
Advances for
LIve Better
the traIt
strong
famILIes
share
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A Powerful Heart
Mighty Immunity
A Vigorous Mind
Better Vision, Hearing,
Sleep, and More
September
2013
September 2013
The ReadS
74 Your Amazing Body + 20 Breakthrough
Cures A compendium of the newest medical advances
and a fascinating tour of our anatomys brilliant design
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war zone FROm Th e bOOk welco me ho me, ma ma & bo ris baseball is a bore. Our
bat-happy humor
142 The Year of the Firey This mysterious creature editor swings back.
illuminates one mans past and makes his present even j Ame S bR e Akw e L L , FRO m
sweeter deRek bURNeTT e xP LO d IN g U N ICO R N
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149 A Picture of Grief On the scene of a tragic accident, AN dy S ImmO N S
a reporter faces a decision that will stick with him for
the rest of his life jAmeS ALexANdeR ThOm,
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Contents
humor
20 Laughter, the Best Medicine
66 All in a Days Work
160 Humor in Uniform
162 Life in These United States
the digest
26 Food Wise and witty dinner rules
32 Family the simple trait that binds
strong families
40 Health eat to boost metabolism;
what texting reveals about your brain
26
50 Home one womans extreme declut-
Whats your tering strategy; houses built out of spite
favorite cake?
Your vote, inside.
54 Tech see the planet smile; the end of
dead cell phone batteries?
60 Pop! 13 secrets a reality
show producer wont Download
tell you This Issue!
The Readers Digest
departments app for the iPad and
5 Editors Note Kindle Fire has bonus
content, video,
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13 Everyday Heroes
Miracle a stranger rescues a woman and
health cures her dog from raging ames
that didnt 69 Word Power Know your mash-ups
photograph by joshua scott.
pan out
illustration by serge bloch
e m i ly c o x & h e n r y r at h v o n
She would have none of it. I was seven months pregnant with twins. Mater-
nity would be taking a look-see. After my exam, the attending physician looked
serious. Youre one centimeter dilated and having contractions, she said.
I spent ve days in the hospital disbelieving the monitors. I was in early
labor. If I was having contractions, I kept asking, how come I didnt feel a thing?
As everyone fussed and fretted, I remained calm. I was cer-
tain the babies werent coming, but I was being pumped
with magnesium sulfate to promote development in
case they did. Six weeks of bed rest followed, and my
healthy girls arrived close to their due date.
Im reminded of that day as we publish this months
Lucky Me (page 124). Was it luck or divine inter-
vention that guided David to foil a robbery, Steve to
nd his birth mother, or Virginia to win the lottery
twice? Ive often asked myself, Was I simply lucky to
trip and fall that morning, leading my doctors to dis-
cover and treat an obstetric crisis I had no idea was
happening? Or was a greater force at work?
My daughter Olivia has drawn my favorite
conclusion: Mommy, I think an angel pushed you.
National Pride
Your July issue did a wonderful job of
highlighting why the United States is such a
great country. Far too many individuals complain
about this nation, but it really is the best place on
earth to live. Thank you for showing so many
reasons why that is indeed the case.
Jeff Sw a nson, everett, Washington
heroes of the
Boston Marathon
I was deeply touched when I read
the Everyday Heroes stories (They
Came Running) about those who
were so willing to put themselves in
danger for the sake of others. So
many news outlets seem to dwell
solely on the terror of such an
event. I only hope I can act like
these heroes if I ever nd myself in
a similar situation.
Paul Griffin, duluth, minnesota
10 readersdigest.com 9/13
Everyday
Heroes
edIted By Beth dReheR
Will Walk
Bouvier.
for Work
teen gets hired after
hoofing it for miles
O n a freezing-cold February
morning in Indiana, Jhaqueil
Reagan, 18, left home to walk
to a job interviewten miles away,
over slush-covered roads.
I thought, This is the kind of kid
I want working for me, says Bouvier.
Reagan had been looking for work He got the teens phone number and
for months. His mother had died two dropped him off for his interview.
years earlier, and he was the sole Later that day, Bouvier wrote
caretaker of his two younger siblings, about Reagan on Facebook. He
Cole, 16, and Jazzlyn, seven. He was doesnt know it yet, but he starts on
desperate for a regular paycheck Monday, Bouvier wrote. Its been
after mowing lawns and doing other a while since Ive met someone so
odd jobs. young with a work ethic like that!
Three hours into his trek, Reagan A few hours later, Bouvier called
had covered only three miles. He to offer Reagan a job. Shocked, the
paused outside a Cajun restaurant teen accepted on the spot. A televi-
called Papa Roux to ask for direc- sion reporter caught wind of the
tions from owner Art Bouvier, who story and interviewed the pair on
was clearing ice and snow from the camera that night.
parking lot. Today, Reagan is washing dishes,
I told him to get on the bus, lling orders, and greeting Papa
says Bouvier. He thanked me and Roux customers for $8.50 an hour.
went on his way. The publicity has brought in so
Fifteen minutes later, Bouvier many new customers that Bouvier
pulled up in his car beside Reagan plans to open a second restaurant by
as he walked along. the end of the year. Reagan has
courtesy art bouvier
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Laughter, the Best Medicine
A man
walks into
a rooftop
bar and takes
a seat next to
another guy.
What are you
drinking? he
asks the guy.
Magic beer,
he says.
Oh, yeah?
Whats so magi-
cal about it?
The guy
proceeds to show
him: He drinks
some beer, jumps
off the roof, ies
around the build-
ing, and returns to his seat. A wife asks her husband, Could
Amazing! Lemme try some you please go shopping for me and
of that, the man says. He grabs the buy one carton of milk and, if they
beer, downs it, leaps off the roof, have avocados, get six.
and falls 30 feet to the ground. A short time later, the husband
The bartender shakes his head returns with six cartons of milk.
and says to the rst guy, You know, Why did you buy six cartons of
youre a real jerk when youre drunk, milk? his wife asks.
Superman. He replies, They had avocados.
IllustratIon by p.c. vey
20 readersdigest.com 9/13
Who kneW?
Every time Beyonc types out
her name, she has to Google the fur is flying
Pokmon and then september 8 is national hug your
copy and paste the . hound Day. Keep that in mind as
comedian M a r k Le g gett
youre reading this poem, written
from the perspective of your dog,
titled I Lose My Mind When You
Leave the House:
Whats the Word for the plants are torn
Sometimes you have a mess on the garbage strewn
your hands that dees description. the wires chewed
Not anymore. Clorox teamed up the couch and I had a ght
with comedian Carol Leifer to your bed is soaked
create The Clorox Ick-tionary, a your liquor spilled
Wiki-style dictionary for everyday your tv smashed
messes. Here are new words that your laptop no longer
dene slovenliness. has any vowels
Apocolipstick: The streak on your theres a Kindle in the toaster
face when youre bumped into while theres a toaster in the toilet
attempting to apply lipstick. theres a toilet in the hallway
Szechuan doodles: The pattern theres underwear in my mouth
I went places I should never go
that your lo mein noodles make
I saw a side of myself I should
when they fall on the oor.
never see
Fridge-a-mortis: The liquid in the I said things to the cat I can
bottom of the vegetable drawer that never take back
hardens over time. so please dont ever leave again.
Board-oeuvres: Crumbs on your From I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems
keyboard. By Dogs by Francesco Marciuliano
(chronicle books)
Theres
a Kindle in
tweeters digest
the toaster.
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Dgest
Food
page 26
The
Family
page 32
Health
page 40
The Best for September
Home
page 50
Tech
page 54
Pop!
page 60
spreading smiles
Baby
Mugging
M a r y a n n e K l a c a r
Moms turn
teacups into mini
masterpieces
with a photo trick
that makes it look
like theres
a baby in their
brew. Blogger
Ilana Wiles
posted the
rst one
to her site,
mommyshorts
.com, soon after
the Boston
Marathon tragedy
to cheer up her
readers, and the
idea caught on:
now there are
thousands of
#babymugging
photos on Twitter.
readersdigest.com 9/13 25
FoodDigest edIted BY PerrI o. BlumBerG
German
Chocolate
(right) beat the
frosting o its
Black Forest
opponent.
You Voted!
Its so special, most people ask for baking pans with waxed paper. grease waxed
a second slice, says Joyce Platfoot of paper and set aside. in small saucepan, melt
Wapakoneta, ohio, about her winning cake. chocolate with water over low heat; cool.
Prep: 30 min. 2. in large bowl, cream butter and sugar
Bake: 30 min. + cooling until light and uy. Beat in 4 egg yolks,
Makes: 12 servings one at a time, beating well after each addi-
tion. Mix in melted chocolate and vanilla.
Cake 3. combine our, baking soda, and salt; add
4 oz. German sweet chocolate, to the creamed mixture in batches, alter-
chopped nating with buttermilk and beating well
cup water after each addition.
1 cup butter, softened 4. in small bowl and with clean beaters, beat
2 cups sugar 4 egg whites until sti peaks form. fold a
4 eggs, separated fourth of egg whites into creamed mixture;
1 tsp. vanilla extract fold in remaining whites.
2 cups cake our Store 5. pour batter into prepared pans. Bake at
1 tsp. baking soda leftovers 350f for 24 to 28 minutes or until toothpick
tsp. salt (if you have any!)
at room inserted near center comes out clean. cool
1 cup buttermilk temperature for 10 minutes before removing from pans; place
2 to 3 days. on wire racks to cool completely.
Frosting
1 cups sugar 6. For Frosting: in small saucepan, heat
1 cups evaporated milk sugar, milk, butter, and egg yolks over
cup butter medium-low heat until mixture is thickened
5 egg yolks, beaten and golden brown, stirring constantly. re-
2 cups aked coconut move from heat. stir in coconut, pecans, and
1 cups chopped pecans vanilla extract. cool until thick enough to
1 tsp. vanilla extract spread. spread a third of frosting over each
cake layer; stack layers.
Icing 7. For Icing: in microwave, melt shortening
1 tsp. shortening and chocolate; stir until smooth,
2 oz. semisweet chocolate and drizzle over cake.
Quotable Quote
readersdigest.com 9/13 27
FoodDigest
the
Family table Rules of
Dinner
C
richness.
lose your eyes and picture of Dinner. Their prose not
what makes you happiest. For only gently coached me on how
me, its food overowing from to atone for the kitchen sins Ive been
wooden bowls; a loaf of warm, crusty committing for decades (more vinegar,
bread peeking out of an old red hand less oil) but also reminded me that if
cloth; and the sound of laughter I know what love is, it is only because
muddled with clinking glasses. Sim- of family dinner. P.O.B.
Jody Horton/gallery stock
30 readersdigest.com 9/13
FamilyDigest
edited By Beth dreher
Legacy
The
Stories
That
Bind Us
Strong families
knowand
teach the next
generation
their histories
By Bruce feiLer
from the New York Times
Relationships
34 readersdigest.com 9/13
FamilyDigest
inspiration
DiabeteS NewS
Eat to Boost
Metabolism
Dieting just two days a week blasts
fat and balances blood sugar
quotable quote
44 readersdigest.com 9/13
HealthDigest
SymptomS
WHat
tExting
SayS aBOut
yOur Brain
dont shrug o sloppy
messages from a loved
onedystextia (an in-
ability to text coherently)
may soon become a vital
tool in diagnosing stroke.
a report presented at
a scientic conference
described the case of
a 40-year-old man who
sent nonsensical texts to
his wife while on a busi-
photograph by joshua scott; prop stylist: linda Keil for halley resources
ness trip. When doctors
SLEEp evaluated him at a hospi-
A
associated with stroke
until they gave him a
nticipating too little sleep, say, during
smartphone and asked
a business trip or while meeting a big
him to type the doctor
work deadline? Recent data suggests needs a new blackberry.
you can bank sleep in advance to offset the What he wrote: tjhe
deleterious effects of sleep deprivation, says doctor nddds a new bb.
Christopher Winter, MD. Go to bed one to Worse, the man didnt
two hours earlier than you normally would for notice any spelling errors.
a few days before your expected lack of sleep, doctors determined that
says to the sleep-medicine physician. Even hed had an acute isch-
small shortfalls can throw off levels of key emic stroke, in which a
hormones that affect appetite, stress, and the clot blocks blood ow to
immune system. If you head into a sleep- the brain. because text
deprivation situation when youre well rested, messages are time-
those hormone levels will start out in a stamped, they may even
healthier place, so youll have more energy help establish when
symptoms begin.
than you would if you hadnt been sleeping as
well beforehand, Dr. Winter says.
46 readersdigest.com 9/13
HealthDigest
who knew?
cancer schizophrenia
In 1880, the medical journal tional electricity would After World War II,
the Lancet published be a powerful therapeutic psychiatrists gave insulin
a letter from a doctor that agent in the dispersion of to plunge a patient with
hailed getting struck by cancerous formations. mental illness into a coma
lightning as a miracle and then brought him
cure. It cited the story of Depression back. The insulin deprived
a farmer hit by a bolt Nineteenth-century doc- the brain of fuel, which
that rendered him uncon- tors prescribed the blue killed brain cells. This
scious. When he awoke, his pill for many issues procedure supposedly
cancer was in remission. even Abraham Lincoln was reduced patients hostility
The writer predicted fric- believed to have taken and aggression.
48 ILLUSTRATION by SeRge bLOch
HomeDigest
edited by Alison CAporimo
Art of living
keep that
one. He thinks
palmer its cool. Palmer thinks
has vowed
to purge its disgusting. Its
ten items tabled, in purging
a day.
purgatoryfor now.
50
pAlMerS
eASy
pickinS
1) Unworn clothes
Here is a beautiful
vintage dress that
i will never wear.
1
2) key ring leftovers
Keys that go to
nothing. some of 2
them, i know for a fact,
are to houses i lived in
over ten years ago.
3) Unloved heir-
looms these were 3
my grandmothers
glasses. My husband
hates them because
they dont nest
or stack. He has a
point.
4) tangled tech
a train case full of
wires, connectors,
and chargers that i no
longer own or use. 4
Homes Built
Just for Spite
Get O My Lot!
to prevent people from using the alley next to his
house, an irritable resident lled the space with
this seven-foot-wide abode in alexandria, Virginia.
Oh, Brother
What if you and your brother had inherited a
big plot of landand he built a huge house on
it while you were away serving in the military?
thats exactly what happened in Boston in 1874.
left with only a sliver of property, the resourceful
soldier constructed a small wooden house
abutting his brothers, blocking the sunlight
and destroying his siblings view.
No, Move the Highway
elderly homeowners luo Baogen and his wife
wouldnt give in to the government when city
representatives demanded to buy their home
in Wenling, China, so they could demolish it and
build a highway. When the neighboring homes
52 readersdigest.com 9/13
TechDigest
edited by dAmon bereS
who Knew?
See the
Planet
Smile
(and Smirk)
New satellite technology
uncovers hidden faces
in earths landscape
by megAn gArber
grinning from the Atlantic
Freeware
onformative.com/lab/googlefaces.)
Our innate talent for pareidolia
allows us to enrich our imagination, software that you can use without
note the designers. Sometimes its paying a dimelike google earth,
hard to recognize the exact faces the used in onformatives face-mapping
software sees, but look closely (or project, or Apples safari web
step back) and youll be rewarded browser.
with a surprising visage drawn by
55
TechDigest
NEWS
Smart
Tech,
Dumb
Crime
These thieves
have their head
in the cloud
literally
invention Harvard
University.
8 hourS sources: cBs news,
businessinsider.com,
The maximum sfgate.com
battery life for
an iPhone 5 using
a 3G Internet
connection
For more ways
to extend your
battery life, visit
rd.com/september.
58 readersdigest.com 9/13
Pop!Digest edited By Alison CApor imo
AdviCe
13 Secrets a
Reality TV Show
Producer
Wont Tell You
By miChelle CrouCh
2
be more likely to
Were always trying to get as have negative
much talent as possible while views of
exercise.
spending as little money as possible.
Ninety-nine percent of the people
on reality TV get their expenses we have a name for it: frankenbiting.
covered and maybe a daily stipend If you see someone talking and
of $20 or $30, but thats it. then the camera cuts away to a shot
3
of something else but you still hear
Yes, we often take different clips their voice, thats likely frankenbiting.
4
and edit them together to sound
like one conversation, sometimes In most competition shows, a
drastically changing the meaning. clause in the contract says the
We can even create complete sen- producernot the judgeshas
tences from scratch. Its so common, the nal say in whos eliminated.
60 ILLUSTRATION by eddIe gUy
werent even on the market. And for
The judges usually make the picks,
day-in-the-life shows about differ-
but producers do step in occasion-
ent occupations, many producers
ally and say, This person is really
fake scenarios (like a tree falling on
good for the show; I dont want him
a logger) to add drama.
10
kicked off just yet.
5
I once had a woman cast as
Compelled to redo your bath-
a villain who turned out to
room in a day after watching a
be the nicest lady ever. As producer,
DIYer do it on a reality show? Not so
I sat her down and said, Listen, you
fast. Maybe we made it look like it
were cast in this role. If you want
took only 24 hours, but we actually
to make good TV, if you want the
had a professional crew working on
series to come back and make more
it for two weeks. And the budget we
money next year, then you need to
gave was completely unrealistic.
6
play along. If you dont, youre going
Heres a tip for applying to be on to be cut out entirely. It worked.
11
a reality show: Talk about your
The on-camera interviews
weaknesswhether youre terried
are especially produced. You
of snakes or you cant stand lawyers
can nudge a cast member to think a
and salesmen. The producers love
certain way or tell them something
that stuff.
7
that will change their tune.
12
Anytime you have an all-stars
The quickest way to judge the
version of a show, the players are
budget of a show? Location. If
almost always on the phone with each
theyre shooting outside in parks and
other beforehand making deals. But
on the street, they pretty much have
most of the stars are so shady, they
no budget. To save money, Ive shot
break their alliances before the game
things at my own house before.
13
even starts, so its still interesting.
8
Youre seeing only a sliver of
The big shows do an extensive
the action on that 42-minute
background check on all pro-
episode you just watched. The
spective stars. We call friends and
Biggest Loser, for example, has 11
family members, conduct drug and
cameras running eight hours a day.
STD tests, make you sit through
Thats 88 hours of footage a day,
endless interviews, and do psycho-
seven days a week. So we end up
logical and physical examinations.
9
with 616 hours of video for just one
Not all reality shows are the weeks episode, which allows us to
same, and some are heavily create the story line we want. n
staged. On House Hunters, some of Sources: Pascual Romero, a former reality-TV producer;
the houses toured on camera were Rob Cesternino, a two-time Survivor contestant who runs
robhasawebsite.com; a reality-show assistant director; and
reportedly friends homes that a reality show producer
readersdigest.com 9/13 61
Pop!Digest
DebAte
Faith in
the Field
by will leitch
from sportsonearth.com
I n a column about
Josh Hamilton, the
once universally
beloved All-Star who had
a rough go of it during his
rst month as an Anaheim
Angel, Los Angeles Times
columnist T.J. Simers
asks Hamilton a snide
question. 97%
of Americans
Hamilton, who say they
became a born-again believe in
God
Christian after his well- notion that Godwho has his hands
publicized struggle with full with larger matters than the
iconS
M y neigh-
bor, a
police
ofcer, pulled
someone over
for texting while
driving, a big no-
no in our state.
The driver was
having none of it.
I was not
texting! she
insisted indig-
nantly. I was on
Facebook.
B r e nda M or a l e s,
crown Point, indiana
I really wish youd seen me before you became so curious.
Tome Deaf
Bookstore owners share their Two women came to my photo
customers oddest requests. studio to have their portrait taken.
Wheres your true ction My very young and very nave assis-
section? tant asked, Are you two sisters?
Holding an autographed book: I No, said one of the women.
want to buy this book but not this Were partners.
copy because someones written in it. Ohhhh , said my assistant.
Do you have Pride and Produce? So how long have you ladies been
illustration by chris weyant
SeeYour
A friend was intrigued. favorite new joke, funny anecdote,
She inquired, What kind of or crazy news story might be worth $$$.
questions did you ask people? page 160 for details.
B e n L e h m a n , stevensville, Michigan readersdigest.com 9/13
The WorsT Way To geT ThaT job
theres a right and a wrong way to write a post-interview thank-you letter.
humorist Justin belmont demonstrates the latter.
Michael bodMann/Getty iMaGes
67
It Pays to Increase Your
Word Power
by eMily cox & henry rathvon
download
pixel (picture + element); spork (spoon + fork)
Answers: Bit (binary + digit); dramedy (drama + comedy); To play an interactive version of Word
Power on your iPad or Kindle Fire,
the Readers Digest app.
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Health Drama in Humor Inspiration Family RD
page 74 Real Life page 108 page 134 page 142 Classic
page 100 page 149
photograph by william brinson
Bo
Highways of blood. A burly bodyguard of an immune
system. Bones constantly rebuilding. You wont
believe how brilliantly designed you are. Turn the page
for two parallel stories: 1) the extraordinary things
your body accomplishes every day and 2) the health
advances that will keep it humming for years.
74 readersdigest.com 9/13
Health
odY
photographs by
steve vaccariello
anatomical
illustrations by
bryan christie
20 Mind-Blowing Medical
BReAkThRoughS
The latest news you can use to protect your heart,
keep your brain sharp, wake up happier, and more
BY HallIe levIne Sklar
1 Better Stroke
detector
Imagine youre experiencing severe
2 Protection for Big
and Small Athletes
Figuring out when players have sus-
dizziness and suspect youre having tained blows to the headnot just
76 readersdigest.com 9/13
The Amazing Body TouR
even though its been nearly two decades since i took an anatomy class, the design of the
human body continues to blow my mind. to see what i mean, heres a personal guide to
my favorite gee-whiz parts and what your body quietly accomplished today.
B Y t r a v I S S t o r k , M D , cohost of The Doctors and one of Readers Digests trusted medical advisers
BRAIN
You had about
20,000 thoughts.
picture 100 billion neurons
(or brain cells), which each
re (talk to each other)
ve to 50 times per second
(on average). the impulses
can travel as fast as 270
miles per hour. this speed is
what allows you to, say, see
an object and immediately
identify that 1) its a cat, 2)
its orange, 3) it reminds you
of Gareld, and 4) Garfield
was your favorite comic.
LUNGS
25,000 times provide the surface area
without trying. If roughly equivalent to half
you had to consciously a tennis court to bring
choose to breathe oxygen into the body while
that often, youd releasing carbon dioxide.
Neurologist and brain-trauma pioneer turns into nitric oxide, a gas that wid-
Robert C. Cantu, MD, told the New ens blood vessels and aids blood ow.
York Times that he is in favor of such A glass a day could help keep blood
devices but says that they shouldnt be pressure at a lower, healthier level.
4
used to diagnose concussions.
3
The Supplement
Foods for Lower Cardiologists Love
Blood Pressure Coenzyme Q10a substance your
l Sesame and rice-bran oil People body produces naturally in small
who cooked with a blend of the two, amountsdecreased mortality rates
sold at health-food stores, saw a drop among heart-failure patients by
in blood pressure almost comparable about half, according to a widely
with the decrease that results from tak- lauded study presented at the Inter-
ing meds, according to research from national Heart Failure 2013 Congress.
the American Heart Associations Coenzyme Q10 may be so benefi-
Scientific Sessions. Researchers be- cial because it encourages heart cells
lieve the effect is due to the oils fatty to produce more energy, explains
acids and antioxidants such as sesamin, Clyde Yancy, MD, chief of cardiol-
sesamol, sesamolin, and oryzanol. ogy at Northwestern Memorial Hos-
l Purple Majesty potatoes Eating two pital, although he feels more research
small helpings a day decreased blood is needed if this is to become widely
pressure by about 4 percent without recommended for patients. The study
causing weight gain, according to a found that people with chronic heart
University of Scranton study pub- failure who took 100 mg of CoQ10
lished last year. Researchers believe supplements three times a day (along
the drop is likely due to the high levels with their regular medications) were
of healthful antioxidant compounds in about half as likely to suffer major
the colorful spud. Other studies have cardiovascular complications as peo-
identied in all potatoes substances ple who didnt take the supplement.
5
that have blood pressurelowering ef-
fects similar to those of ACE inhibitors,
a type of blood pressure medication. Genes Predict
l Beet juice People with high blood
pressure who drank about eight
Weight-Loss
ounces of beetroot juice experienced Surgery Success
a decrease in blood pressure of about Some obese patients shed 60 percent
10 mm Hg, according to a study pub- of their weight after bariatric surgery,
lished this past April in the American while others struggle to lose just 15
Heart Association journal Hypertension. percent. Soon prospective surgery
The magic ingredient? Nitrate, which patients may learn in advance how
readersdigest.com 9/13 79
much weight they are likely to lose, physicians to play an active role in
thanks to a researcher at Massachu- their patients weight, says Louis
setts General Hospital who identied Aronne, MD, director of the Com-
a genetic variation on chromosome 15 prehensive Weight Control Program
that seems to inuence how people at NY-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell
respond to gastric surgery. Patients Medical Center.
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who had two copies of the benecial
version of this gene lost about 40 per-
cent of their presurgical weight, while
Blockbuster Blood
those with only one copy lost about Sugar Drug
33 percent. The one unlucky individ- Endocrinologists are buzzing about
ual with no copies lost less than 30 Invokana, a new type 2 diabetes drug
percent. (For very obese people, this that received FDA approval in March.
could translate to differences of 30 to Unlike other drugs that lower the
50 pounds.) The team is studying 12 amount of glucose you absorb from
other gene variants that may inuence food, Invokana causes you to pee
surgery outcomes and plans to de- out your blood sugar, says Ronald
velop a test within the next two years Tamler, MD, clinical director of the
to determine who is a good candidate. Mount Sinai Diabetes Center in New
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York City. One study published in
Obesity Is April found that patients who added
Invokana to their diabetes drug regi-
a Disease men improved blood sugar control
The nations largest group of phy- significantly more than those who
sicians, the American Medical As- added a different diabetes drug that
sociation, voted this summer to encourages the body to release insulin
categorize obesity as a disease that after meals. Invokana produces mod-
requires a range of interventions. est weight loss (about two pounds
The milestone decisionstrongly over a year) and lowers blood pres-
supported by cardiologists and endo- sure. Unfortunately, it also has one
crinologistsis expected to inuence undesirable side effect: an increased
whether insurance companies cover risk of yeast infections.
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treatment such as weight-loss coun-
seling, medication, and surgery. By
elevating obesity to more than a risk
The Healthiest
factor in other diseases, the new clas- Diet, Rediscovered
sication should help patients realize Eating like a Greek was touted for
that obesity is not just a behavioral years as pure diet Nirvana: Where
issuethat it is due to changes in brain else could you snack on nuts and en-
and body chemistry that make los- joy olive oilsoaked bread? But as doc-
ing weight difcultand encourage tors and nutrition experts zealously
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The muscles that
help focus your
eyes moved about
100,000 times. Thats
a workout equivalent to a
50-mile walk.
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of Alabama at Birmingham study of
over 17,000 people. DIY Sleep
l Healthier heart: Mediterranean-
style eaters were 30 percent less likely Apnea Test
to die from cardiovascular disease or Determining whether you have sleep
have a stroke, according to a Spanish apnea usually involves spending the
study of over 7,000 people followed night in a special laboften far away
for eight years, recently published in from home. Sticky electrodes are at-
the New England Journal of Medicine. tached to your head, nger, face, and
9
chest to measure such things as brain
Wacky Fix for a activity, and elastic belts are wrapped
12
says Ernest Hawk, MD, vice president
Tests That Catch of the division of cancer preven-
tion and population sciences at the
Cancer Earlier University of Texas MD Anderson
l CT scans for lung: Doctors have Cancer Center. These cancers are
been reluctant to routinely prescribe often deadly because theyre difcult
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DIGESTIV
You had
dozens
and dozens
of chances
to choke to
deathbut
didnt. The back of
your mouth displays an
impressive feat of life
guarding every time you eat
or drink food or liquids. As
The you prepare to swallow,
lining of your soft palate comes up
your stomach to cover your nasal cavity
regenerated about (so you dont squirt spa-
25 percent of itself. ghetti out your nose) and
Your tummy is home to a your epiglottis covers your
powerful uid: hydrochlo- trachea (so food doesnt
ric acid, which helps break go down your lungs). To
down foods in much the appreciate the art of swal-
same way that laundry lowing, watch a baby being
detergent cleans stains. Its spoon-fed a jar of mashed
so potent (strong enough carrots. Hell push the food
to dissolve the metal zinc) out with his tongue because
that your stomach lining he is still learning how to
regenerates itself every perfect the swallowing
four to ve days so the acid reex, without which he
wont injure it. would likely die.
KIDNEYS
Your kidneys
cleaned and
recirculated almost
50 gallons of blood.
Thats about three times
as much as a medium-size
cars gas tank would hold.
To fully appreciate the
wonder of the kidneys,
which form the most high-
tech ltration system
youll ever encounter, all
you have to do is look at
someone on dialysis due
to poor kidney function.
People need a machine
about the size of a mini
fridge to lter their blood,
adjust electrolyte levels,
and get rid of waste,
while your body
accomplishes this
without any fanfare
using two small
organs, each about
the size of a computer
mouse. Your kidneys also
help maintain the proper
level of hydration. When
youre drinking a ton of
water, they excrete more,
turning your urine a clear
or pale yellow color. When
youre dehydrated, they
cling to as much uid as
possible, so your urine
becomes more con-
centrated, making it
look darker (like
apple juice).
to screen for and are usually diagnosed of honey appear to work, Dr. Paul
at advanced stages. especially recommends buckwheat
l Breathalyzer test for colon: A sim- honey (found in health-food stores),
ple breath test can correctly identify which is rich in antioxidants. One
patients with colon cancer more than caveat: Children under one year old
75 percent of the time, according to shouldnt be given honey.
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a recent Italian study. Researchers
analyzed the chemical makeup of the
breath of 37 people with colorectal
Flu-Proof Home
cancer and 41 people without cancer Strategy
and found a chemical pattern that was Raising indoor relative-humidity
consistent with colorectal cancer. In levels to 43 percent or above quickly
comparison, colonoscopywidely rendered 86 percent of airborne u
considered the gold standard of co- virus particles powerless, according
lon cancer screeninghas a success- to a new CDC study. The theory is
ful detection rate of 85 to 95 percent. if you combine virus droplets with
Other researchers are studying ways water droplets in the air, they become
to use Breathalyzers to ferret out so heavy that they fall and cant be
lung, breast, and prostate cancers. inhaled, explains study author John
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Noti, PhD, a senior service fellow at
A Safe Kids the health effects laboratory divi-
sion of the U.S. National Institute for
Cough Healer Occupational Safety and Health. Noti
Now theres solid science behind a recommends setting your humidier
sweet remedy from your pantry. Chil- at a slightly lower level, between
dren between the ages of one and ve 30 and 40 percent. This setting should
who had a teaspoon or two of honey provide enough flu-fighting water
before bedtime coughed less and slept vapor without spurring mold growth,
better than those who didnt, found an which can trigger allergies.
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Israeli study published this past sum-
mer. The thick liquid coats the back
of the throat, where some irritant
Shot-Free Flu
cough occurs, says Ian Paul, MD, a Fighter
pediatrician at Penn State College of A new nasal spray may make u pan-
Medicine. And honey contains a lot demics a thing of the past, according
of antioxidants, which may help ght to recent University of Pennsylvania
the cold. In addition, the fact that its research. Gene therapy guru James
so sweet causes you to salivate, which Wilson, MD, PhD, and his team dis-
may thin mucus, and the sweetness covered a rare antibody that could
may also help suppress the cough ght off many u strains. To stimulate
center in your brain. While all types the immune system to produce this
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antibody, the researchers used a so-
phisticated delivery vehicle: the genes
of a very mild virus called adeno-
Music:
associated virus (AAV). When scien- It Really Heals
tists inserted the gene for the anti- The right tunes can improve your
body into the AAV virus and then put health in a number of ways:
the virus in the nasal lining of mice, l Keep calm. Listening to favorite
the animals produced virus-ghting music lowered anxiety among ICU
antibodies, which provided complete patients by about one third, accord-
protection against lethal strains of u. ing to a recent Ohio State University
These antibodies neutralize a whole study. And no, any old music wont
array of u viruses, so unlike current doit had to be familiar and comfort-
u vaccines, the spray wouldnt have ing, according to researchers.
to be redeveloped each year, explains l Eat less. When Hardees gave
Dr. Wilson. He may collaborate with one of its restaurants a ne-dining
the U.S. government to develop a ver- makeoverincluding soft lighting
sion for u pandemics. and jazzdiners ate about 18 percent
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less and reported enjoying their food
Easier Reading more, according to a Cornell study in
the journal Psychological Reports.
for Blurry Vision l Improve focus. Uplifting concertos
One in six Americans over age 65 from Vivaldis The Four Seasons can
suffers from a vision impairment boost mental alertness, according to
not correctable by glasses, such as research from Northumbria Univer-
age-related macular degeneration. sity in the United Kingdom. When
Researchers found that patients young adults were given a task that re-
with impaired vision improved their quired intense concentration, they did
reading speed by at least 42 words per better while listening to the uplifting
minute when they used an iPad on the Spring concerto versus the slower
18-point-font setting compared with and more somber Autumn one.
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reading a printed book or newspaper,
according to a study from the annual
meeting of the American Academy
Needles That
of Ophthalmology. Experts believe Relax You
the devices backlighted screen, Acupuncture has long been touted
which creates contrast between the as a treatment for everything from
words and the background, is the key. infertility to migraines. Now new re-
(Patients who used the original search shows it helps relieve stress,
Kindle, which wasnt backlighted, according to a series of Georgetown
achieved a more modest gain of 12 University Medical Center studies.
words per minute.) When we looked at rats exposed to
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SKELETAL
You regenerated
about 0.03 percent
of your skeleton.
Your bonesstrong
as steel but as light as
aluminumarent just
some chalky-white lifeless
scaold; they are living tis-
sues with blood vessels and
nerves. They are constantly
repairing and rebuilding
about 10 percent of your
adult skeleton is replaced
each year. Your bones are
also a good example of use
it or lose it: The bones of
someone with a broken leg
who is immobile for a few
weeks will literally shrink
during that time, but they
will bulk up once the per-
son starts bearing weight
and exercising again.
Your feet
produced up to
two cups of sweat.
No wonder your shoes and
socks smell less than fresh.
SKIN
divide uncontrollably and
Your skin shed can clump together to
about 50 million form tumors. When you
dead cells. Thats consider how many cells
about 30,000 to 40,000 split every minuteand
a minute (just think about each time a cell divides, it
how much skin youve has to copy 30,000
axed since you started genesits a wonder we
reading this article). You dont get cancer all the
may have heard that your time. The reason we dont:
skin is your bodys largest the bodys incredible sys-
organ, and because it tem to catch errors. When
serves so many important a cell divides, proofreading
functions, the scaolding enzymes x any DNA mis-
is always up, so to speak. takes. If the proofreaders
Just one square inch of dont work, the cell itself
skin has 650 sweat glands, can detect that its bro-
20 feet of blood vessels, ken and commit suicide.
60,000 pigment cells, and It says, Im about to be-
more than 1,000 nerve come cancerous, so Ill kill
endings. myself to save the body.
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at Georgetown University Medical
Center and a licensed acupunctur- Prevent Drug
ist. Many insurance plans now cover
acupuncture for depression and anxi- Mess-ups
ety, especially with a doctors referral. Taking drugs haphazardlyskipping
Standard treatment includes sessions doses or lapsing between refills
twice a week for two weeks, once a costs $290 billion per year in unnec-
week for six weeks, and after that, as essary health-care costs, according
needed. Go to aaaomonline.org to nd to NEHI, a national health policy in-
a licensed acupuncturist near you. stitute. Now two new advances hope
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to improve medication compliance:
Drink Up for l Swallowable sensors: A poppy
An Unthinkable
Crime, Then an
Inspiring
Life
Joshua Mieles sight
was stolen from him
when he was a child.
Forty years later, hes
giving the blind a
bright future.
by wendell JaMieSon
O
l from the New York Times
n october 5, 1973, four-year-old Josh Josh Miele, three,
Miele was playing in the backyard of on vacation in
1972 (above);
his familys house on President Street in the Miele family
the Park Slope neighborhood of Brook- at their Park Slope
brownstone
lyn, as his mother, Isabella, cooked in the kitchen.
circa 1970 (right).
When the doorbell rang, Josh sprinted to answer it.
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He opened the door and saw Basilio nearly 40, I followed her advice from
Bousa, 24, one of his next-door neigh- long ago: If the doorbell rang when I
bors, standing on the other side of happened to be visiting, I hung back,
the vestibules heavy iron gate. Josh just a little, as I answered it.
unlocked the gate. Then he slipped The attack on Josh Miele was the
his two feet into its lowest rung and most notorious crime of my child-
grabbed hold of each side with his hood, and in the end, it destroyed
hands so that his weight would pull two families. We didnt know the
open the gate. Basilio didnt move or Mieles, but I always wanted to know
speak. Josh stepped out from behind why the attack had occurred and what
the gate, into the open. had happened afterward: Had the
And then, he couldnt see. He didnt families held it together? I wanted to
know why. He felt around with his know what had become of the crazy
hands, grasping for the walls. He man and who he was. But most of all,
forced his eyes open and glimpsed the I wanted to know what had become
wood paneling in the vestibule. It was of that little boy.
the last thing he ever saw. Jean Miele, Joshs father, bought
I
the narrow little house on President
was seven years old at the time Street in 1965. The brownstones
and lived four blocks away, looked much as they do today,
on St. Johns Place. My mother although their facades were worn,
came into the kitchen that and many hid rooming houses within.
O
had detected something amiss with n the day of the attack,
Basilio when he was one. She said Joshs father was on a busi-
that her parents had tried to get him ness trip to Washington,
help. As a young man, he used drugs D.C.; by the time he
heavily, was thrown out of Brooklyn returned to Brooklyn, Josh was at
College, and started working at the Methodist Hospital. The elder Jean
familys bodega on Seventh Avenue. was shocked at the sight of his son.
For reasons unknown to everyone, His face was a mask, he recalled.
Basilio became xated on the Mieles. Joshs skin had turned brown, his
He broke one of their windows and features were altered. I remember
later tossed a aming bottle into their thinking, I dont know anything about
Jim Wilson/New York Times/Redux
backyard, prompting a call to the what to do about this, said Joshs dad.
police and an arrest. Doctors crowded around the boy,
He was released. He joined the trying to save his sight. His father
Army but was absent without leave began to feel reassured until the next
in October 1973. This is when he went day, when an intern approached and
to the bodega and bought a soda- whispered to him that if Josh didnt
acid re extinguisher. He opened it, get to a military hospital soon, he was
poured the sulfuric acid into a con- going to die. The intern explained
tainer, walked over to 851 President that only the military had the ability
Street, and rang the bell. to deal with the kind of burn injury
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that Josh had. The elder Jean comman- of the affected area, mostly his face.
deered a pay phone in the hospitals Dr. Pruitt said his chief goal was to
waiting room and got through to Park save the boys sight. But he knew right
Slopes congressman, Hugh L. Carey, away that this objective was hopeless.
who reached out to the U.S. surgeon The globes had been irreparably in-
generals ofce. Soon a call came in to jured, he said. Josh underwent end-
the pay phone from Col. Basil Pruitt, less operations. Skin was taken from
a doctor who was head of the Brooke one of his legs and grafted to his face.
Army Medical Center in San Antonio, Dead tissue was cut away, a hugely
the only military hospital at the time painful process, again and again.
dedicated to treating burn victims. Isabella Miele, then and now an
Dr. Pruitt told Joshs father that he artist, explored San Antonio during
was sending a medical team and a the few moments she spent away
C-9 transport plane to McGuire Air from the hospital. She walked along
Force Base in New Jersey to pick up the river that bisects the city and
Josh. Joshs father just had to get his discovered a food market on a dusty
son there. The distraught dad worked plaza. But it was hard to escape what
that phone some more, shoveling in had brought her to the city: Im
dimes, and convinced a helicopter looking at the sky, and here are these
pilot at McGuire and a desk sergeant clouds, and Im crying in the middle
in the 78th Precinct of the New York of the street, thinking, Josh is never
Police Department to help him and going to see clouds.
his son. When Joshs brother saw him for
Later that night, five NYPD offi- the rst time, about six weeks after
cers formed a circle with their police hed been burned, the younger Jean
cruisers and used their headlights worried that he might collapse. Josh
to shine a star pattern on the Sheep sounded the same, had the voice of
Meadow in Park Slopes Prospect the same little boy who missed his big
Park. The pilot landed the helicopter brother, but his appearance was radi-
in the middle of the star, and then cally changed. Many of his features
lifted Josh, his mother, and his father were gone, and what remained was
into the sky. roughly scarred.
F
Josh learned to use a cane and
or such a devastating spent time at the Industrial Home for
injury, we were very the Blind in nearby Brooklyn Heights.
realistic about what to His father built a bunk bed that was
expect, said Dr. Pruitt. part jungle gym so Josh could climb
Upon examining Josh, Pruitt deter- and stretch his scarred underarms.
mined that the boy was burned over His mother had her own approach
17 percent of his body, with third- to Joshs rehabilitation. There were
degree burns covering more than half many times when I put him in less-
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Or a child would scream: Mommy,
When Josh was 11 Mommy! A monster! A monster!
The rude comments and questions
or 12, he put a stop made Julia angry. Once, after Josh had
undergone an operation to restore his
to the operations. upper lip, he had to wear a gauze
A
around Park Slope, two little chil-
dren, nine and ve, running errands, Bousa was arrested and
shoppingand more often than not charged with first-degree
someone would comment loudly assault. He said that he
on Joshs appearance. Or would ask heard voices and that people were
Julia, within earshot of her little following him. He was given a diag-
brother, what had happened to him. nosis of paranoid schizophrenia and
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was treated at a psychiatric hospital
until he was deemed ready to stand I want to be
trial. Josh, then seven, testied. But in
the end, Basilio was found not guilty famous for the
by reason of insanity and ordered to
undergo more treatment. Eventually, work Ive done,
the Bousas moved to Florida. The
bodega closed. Basilio died in 1992, and not for some
after getting emphysema. His sister,
Carmen, said he smoked continually
stupid thing
and obsessively in his last years and
in moments of lucidity was horried
that happened
by what he had done. His parents died
around the same time.
to me 40 years
Nothing was ever the same af-
ter that day, she said. This thing
ago, said Josh.
destroyed my family.
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Drama in Real Life
M
tion was normal, but a set of pumps
usually kept it to a few inches. ax Young grew up in
Young began checking the most Northern California, one
likely sources of a leak: the pipes of seven children of a
that ran from the galley and two highway worker and a
bathrooms through the hull and the waitress. His father moonlighted as
spot where the bilge pumps emptied a commercial sherman, and Young
into the ocean. Everything was sound. often accompanied him on his expe-
When he checked the bilge again, ditions. Aboard their small trawler,
the water was still rising. Returning Youngs dad would describe his ex-
to the top deck, he tried steering the ploits as a B-24 pilot during World
boat by hand, but the wheel would War II, when he ew bombing runs
turn only a few inches. across the South Pacic. At age 12,
Now Young was ghting panic. He Young announced that he was go-
quickly set off two emergency bea- ing to sail to all the places his father
cons. For good measure, he ipped talked about.
the switch on his pocket-size beacon, He spent the next five decades
which had a much smaller range but preparing for the voyage, honing his
a signal that could provide rescuers seamanship on boats of increasing
with more precise information about size and complexity. After getting
his location. Only U.S. Coast Guard married and earning a masters de-
facilities could pick up the beacons gree in industrial design, he nanced
frequencies, and the nearest base was his passion by teaching shop class
in San Diego, 450 miles to the north- and science at a high school outside
east. He wasnt sure if the alert would Sacramento; for extra cash, he remod-
make it that far, and, if it did, whether eled and ipped houses. In 1987, when
Reflections would still be aoat by the he was 43 and divorced, he bought
time help arrived. Reflectionsthe big, sleek boat that
Hoping to summon assistance from matched his childhood dreams. He
nearby, he grabbed a portable two- broke it in on jaunts along the Cali-
way radioable to transmit over just fornia coast with his second wife,
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Gray whales breach
the water to knock o
barnacles on their skin.
Its also one of the ways
they communicate.
Debbie, and their kids (two from his ting it back together before it would
rst marriage, one from hers, and the start. He remembered the pirates off
daughter they had together). And Malaysia who threatened to ram his
then, in 2000, he retired and began boat. None of those situations, how-
his globe-circling odyssey. ever, were as dire as this one: his
At rst, Young followed the route steering gone, his boat lling with
his father had taken during the war: water, and help out of reach.
San Francisco to Australia, by way At 1:30 a.m., Young was praying
of Hawaii, French Polynesia, Samoa, again when a plane circled overhead.
Fiji, and various islands in between. His radio crackled to life. This is
He and Debbie, a nancial adviser, Lt. Amy Kefarl, United States Coast
spent two years in Australia before Guard, said a voice through the
returning to Sacramento to work and static. Do you read me?
replenish their funds. From then on, Youngs heart was hammering
whenever time and money allowed, as he answered: Thank you, Coast
Young would fly to the last place Guard. I thought this was the end. As
hed left the boat and pilot it a few he later learned, the signal from his
thousand miles farther around the emergency beacon, carrying his ap-
worldsometimes with his wife or proximate location as well as contact
Marcos DelgaDo/getty iMages
a volunteer crew, other times alone. information for his wife, had reached
There had been joy along the a base near San Francisco; an ofcer
waybreathtaking sights, rewarding had called Debbie, who conrmed
friendshipsbut also trouble. Hud- that Young was four days sail north
dled now in the pitching pilothouse, out of Cabo San Lucas. The cargo
Young remembered terrifying storms. plane had then headed to sea, homing
He recalled the time the wind failed in on a blip on the radar, from one of
off New Caledonia, and he spent days Youngs emergency beacons.
disassembling the engine and put- Weve found a container ship to
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Stepping onto the deck, Young noticed
pieces of whale esh lying near the stern.
He felt a rush of pity for the beast.
pick you up, Kefarl told him, after Stepping onto the deck, Young no-
Young briefed her on his encounter ticed pieces of whale esh lying near
with the whale. But his elation van- the stern. They were black on one
ished when she added, The vessel is side and glistening with bloodstained
45 miles out. It should reach you in blubber on the other, and they ranged
about ve and a half hours. in size from banana to bread loaf.
I dont have that long, he pro- That must have hurt, Young thought.
tested. Im taking on water fast. In spite of himself, he felt a rush of
Have you checked to make sure all pity for the beast and hoped it hadnt
the bilge pumps are working? been badly injured. He lifted the
He hadnt. With the boat wallow- smallest chunk; it felt like rubberized
ing and listing, hed feared it might leather. Then he made his way to the
capsize at any moment, trapping him foredeck, pulled the life raft out of its
below. But now he realized he had no storage case, and dropped it over the
choice but to risk it. When he opened side. He tugged on its tether to inate
the hatch, he saw that the pumps were it. But no matter how many times he
covered with a mass of pipes and wires did so, it remained stubbornly at.
that had oated out of two storage bins. Reflections also carried an inat-
Only one of the devices was working; able dinghy, normally used for trips
the others must have turned off when to shore, and Kefarl suggested he try
the debris settled on their switches. He launching that. Young tossed in the
cleared away the junk and was pleased bag of souvenirs before lowering the
to hear the disabled pumps hum back semi-accid vessel. To his chagrin,
into action. Then he began snatching the bag toppled out and vanished
mementos from the walls and stufng beneath the waves. Worse, Young
them into a garbage bagdrawings by couldnt nd the pump to inate the
the kids, framed photos from his wan- dinghy.
derings. He also grabbed a bag full of Suddenly, Youngs chances seemed
souvenirs for his family and hauled much slimmer. He was wearing a
both sacks with him up the stairs. flotation suit, designed to provide
When he was back in the pilot- buoyancy if he were separated from
house, the voice on the radio had his vessel, but it couldnt protect him
more instructions. Mr. Young, Id from sharks or hypothermia. If Reflec-
like you to get your life raft into the tions went down before the rescue
water now. That way, itll be ready if ship arrived, he realized, he would
you need to jump into it. likely perish with it.
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F
ixing the bilge pumps had alongside, with a rope ladder draped
bought Young some time, but down its rusty ank.
the water beneath the floor- Young handed the bag of drawings
boards was still slowly rising. and photos to a tall sailor. Then he
As the hours crawled by, the vessels followed the man up the ladder and
rocking grew more violent. In the pilot- collapsed, exhausted, onto the deck.
house, Young clung to a safety line and During his eight days on the
distracted himself by replaying his life. freighter, Young got to know its
He recalled his first fishing trip young captain and developed a
with his father. He saw himself learn- taste for East Indian food. He also
ing to ride a bike and sail a boat. He learned what had crippled his boat:
remembered his first car, his first Crew members had seen a crack in
love. He relived his childrens rst the stern and severe damage to the
steps and his rst kiss with Debbie. propeller and rudder. After landing
And then came the great journey: in Panama, he ew to Sacramento
He revisited Turkey and Thailand. and made it home in time for his an-
He glided through the Persian Gulf niversary and his granddaughters
to the Mediterranean and across birthday.
the Atlantic. He sunned himself in The whale may not have been so
the Bahamas, hiked through a Costa lucky: Two weeks after Youngs re-
Rican rain forest, and cruised through turn, a 65-foot gray whale washed up
the Panama Canal. He was sailing on a beach in Baja, its head gouged
through a pod of whales off Baja Cali- with prop marks. It could have been
fornia. Night fell, and he was gazing a coincidence, but I doubt it, he says.
again at the stars. I feel bad that such a beautiful crea-
Then Young yawned, rubbed his ture had to die.
eyes, and watched the sun rise from Young also mourns the loss of
the pearly sea. The boat was foun- Reflections. He hopes to replace her
dering now, waves washing over the someday and to decorate the new
gunwales. But something square and crafts cabin with the family art-
massive was looming on the horizon: work he salvaged. Despite his losses,
a merchant ship with a largely Indian hes thankful for his memories.
crew. Young willed the vessel for- Those, he observes, we can keep
ward. Finally, the huge carrier drew forever. n
Immortal one-lIners
Old accountants never die; they just lose their balance.
Old daredevils never die; they just get discouraged.
Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal.
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Game
or Lame
Its an argument
for the ages as a
baseball naysayer
riles up our
?
bat-happy
humor editor
ILLUSTRATIONS by jAmeS beNNeTT
Humor
Baseball Is a Bore
By James Breakwell from explodingunicorn.blogspot.com
Th e Science of
AwkwArd
MoMents
The key to How to:
handling Get an Honest
interactions answer
with grace: Youre buying a used car, moving
anticipating into a new apartment, or determin-
ing which doctor should treat your
the other cancer. These are times when you
need to get directly to the core of
persons an issue.
point of view Asking general questions elicits
little valuable information and may
(often before even yield deceptive responses, says
Julia Minson, a visiting scholar in
he knows it decision sciences at the University
himself) of Pennsylvania. The best bet, says
Minson, is to ask probing questions
By Mary LofTus that presume there are problems.
l from Psychology Today Lets say someone is selling a
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sponding to a general one.
When you want the un-
varnished truth, you have
to ask for it: What mechan-
ical problems does this car
have? What are the worst
parts of this job? How
many people with my kind
of illness have been suc-
cessfully treated? What are
their relapse rates? Your
questions should commu-
nicate that you assume
there will be difculties
and drawbacks and that
you want to know about
them.
How to:
Frame
Criticism
No one likes being told he
is doing something wrong,
used iPod. An example of a general which means that even constructive
question is What can you tell me criticism is usually received with
about it? A positive-assumption defensiveness. Thats why Denver
question is There arent any prob- psychologist Susan Heitler
lems with it, right? But a negative- a founder of poweroftwomarriage
assumption question such as What .com, a website focused on building
problems have you had with it? will communication skillsrecommends
mArk HooPer/geTTy ImAges (4)
get the most honest response, found feedback that skips the complaining
Minson and colleagues. and goes straight to the explaining.
In a study that set up a fake sales For instance, while cooking, dont
interaction, 87 percent of the sellers say to your husband, Thats not
alerted the buyer to problems the way to saut. It will dry out the
when asked a negative-assumption potatoes. Instead, offer helpful
question versus 59 percent of those advice such as My grandma taught
responding to a positive-assumption me three tips for keeping sauted
query and 10 percent of those re- potatoes soft and yummy: Start your
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potatoes and onions in a hot skillet, Gordon Brown) cop to being shy
keep adding small amounts of butter, when theyre not performing or
and keep stirring giving speeches.
until the onions are (At a dinner party,
translucent. Who Knew? you want to sit next
For parents, the Critical to me, Rocks wife,
same approach ap-
plies to homework Corrections Malaak Compton-
Rock, once said.)
Criticism makes or breaks
and chores. Choose Theyre in good
all kinds of relationships.
encouraging state- company: Forty
Criticism is the single
ments over stern most signicant factor in percent of the
commands, and say a childs perception of his population falls into
what youd prefer relationship with his that category, says
your child do rather parent. As for adults, Jill Bernardo Carducci,
than what she has Hooley, a psychologist at director of the
not done or has done Harvard, and John Teas- Shyness Research
incorrectly. Say dale, a psychologist now Institute at Indiana
Id love to see your at Cambridge, found in University Southeast.
playroom cleaned up one inuential study that Carducci considers
by this weekend so the single best predictor small talk the cor-
you and your friends of relapse for married nerstone of civility
can have fun there adults with depression is because it paves
instead of This their response to the the way for bigger
question How critical is
place is a mess! conversations. His
your spouse of you?
What have you been pocket guide to social
Patients who relapsed
doing? You havent rated their spouses as discourse, How to
picked up one thing. signicantly more critical Talk to Anyone Any-
No one is coming than did patients who time Anywhere About
over this weekend remained well. In any Anything, suggests
until this room is relationship, its crucial you seek out a prop
spotless. to criticize without (like a wineglass) or
demeaning or humiliating. act as a host by intro-
How to: ducing people to each
Thrive
other. Here are his
four cardinal rules for easier con-
at a Party versation: 1) Be nice but not neces-
sarily brilliant; 2) keep your opening
Its hard to believe, but even the lines simple, and think about your
worlds most brazen comedians introduction beforehand (your
(Chris Rock) and powerful leaders name and a little information
(former British Prime Minister about yourself that might serve
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as conversation kindling later); The recipient is confronted with a
3) join conversations that are dilemmahow to respond simulta-
already in progress neously to both: I
by elaborating on the must agree with the
topic of discussion
or introducing new
Who Knew? speaker and thank
him for the gift of a
topics, perhaps from Gratitude compliment while
current events; and Gaffes avoiding self-praise.
4) end by saying, Compliments can Contrary to conven-
Theres someone I show a range of social tional wisdom, women
have to speak with, ineptitude. In one study, arent worse than men
but it was really nice clumsy responses to at accepting compli-
I like your sweater
meeting you. ments. It is the gender
included praise
Dont make the of the compliment
upgrades (Yes, it
mistake of staying on really brings out the giver that most inu-
one subject for too blue in my eyes), ences the response.
long. Its called small intrusive questions Women and men are
talk for a reason. (Do you really think so? both more likely to
Think conversational Do you want to borrow accept a compliment
hors doeuvres, with it?), and disagreement coming from a man
each topic sampled (Its itchy; I hate it). than from a woman.
and savored. When a man says,
Nice scarf, a woman
How to: is more likely to respond afrma-
tively: Thanks. My sister knitted it
Accept a for me.
Compliment But when one woman tells an-
other, Thats a beautiful sweater,
When asked, nearly everyone says the recipient is likely to demur or
the proper response to a compli- deect: It was on sale at Walmart,
ment is Thank you. But when and they didnt even have the color
actually given a compliment, only I wanted. Such a response, in-
a third of people accept it so simply tended to make the complimenter
and smoothly, found linguist Robert feel that the recipient isnt overly
Herbert of Binghamton University proud, only makes her feel awkward
in Binghamton, New York. or invalidated instead. Better to
The difculty lies in the fact that a make a relevant, related comment
compliment (What a nice sweater!) (Thanks. Its my favorite too).
has two levels: a gift component And nothing tops smiling, looking
(accept or reject) and a content the complimenter in the eye, and
component (agree or disagree). simply saying, Thank you.
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How to:
Apologize
Sorry, my mistake. It wont
happen again. Please forgive
me. If such words come
easily to you, youre lucky.
Most of us have to steel
ourselves to apologize,
sometimes because it feels
as if we were fully justied
in our offending behavior,
other times because it is so
humiliating to admit that
we werent.
It turns out that
the words you utter
Who Knew?
Sexism
when apologizing are
less important than
the act of apologizing of Sorry
itself. Social psychol- Women do apologize
ogist Steven Scher of more than men but
Eastern Illinois Uni- not for the reasons
versity has identied you think, say social
ve main elements of psychologists Karina
apologies: 1) a simple Schumann and Michael forbearance (I prom-
expression of regret Ross of the University ise nothing like this
of Waterloo, in Ontario.
(Im sorry, I apol- will happen again);
Our ndings suggest
ogize, or Excuse and 5) an offer of
that men apologize less
me); 2) an explana- frequently than women repair (What can
tion or account of the not because their egos I do to make it up to
cause that brought are more fragile but you?). Employing
about the violation because they have any of these strategies
(I forgot to call you a higher threshold for is better than using
the other day with what constitutes none, Scher has
the information); oensive behavior. found, and the effects
3) an expression of can be additivethe
the speakers respon- more components
sibility for the offense (What I you include in the apology, the bet-
did was wrong); 4) a promise of ter. Perhaps most important, make
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it genuine: Insincere
apologies can be worse
than none at all, found
psychologist Jeanne
Zechmeister and col-
leagues at Chicagos
Loyola University.
How to:
Dole Out
Praise
Kind words can be
powerful motivators
but only if you praise
the right things. Praising
someones ability to work
hard is more effective
than gushing about how
brilliant she is. Research
shows that kids who are
praised for their intelli-
gence do not try as hard
on future tasks. Being
praised for effort or other
aspects of performance directly un- performed better the next day if
der your control leads to resilience, they had been praised at the end
while being praised for being smart of the previous day, say Japanese
or for other innate abilities can researchers. To the brain, receiving
lead to feelings of helplessness or a compliment is as much a social
self-doubt when a setback occurs, reward as being given money.
says psychologist Heidi Grant
Halvorson, associate director of
the Motivation Science Center at
How to:
Columbia University. Persuade
How praise is delivered counts as
much as what gets praised. Praise
Others
should be specic and sincereand Our polarized political climate
given generously, especially at the might suggest that no one can be
ofce. Workers asked to learn a task persuaded to anything; everyone
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has already made up his or her Homer Simpson Can Teach Us About
mind. But if that were true, there the Art of Persuasion. Figure out what
would be no sales- you want, and then
men, lawyers, or go about getting it.
therapists. In fact,
Who Knew? Never debate the
Peer Power
each day, many undebatable, he
of us have to says. Instead, focus
persuade people Never discount the inuential on goals. Control
to buy into some- eect of comparing people the mood with vol-
thing they might with their fellows, says Robert ume, tone, stories.
Cialdini, an Arizona State
not otherwise Watch for persuad-
University psychologist
consider. able moments. And
turned consultant who wrote
When you want Influence: The Psychology of most important, be
to change some- Persuasion. He cites an energy agreeableexpress
ones mood, mind, company that placed monthly similarities and
or willingness hangers on oce doors so shared values;
to act, dont ask that employees could com- show people that
yourself, How pare how much energy each you have their
can I win this ar- one usedand the process best interests, as
gument? Instead, reduced overall usage by well as your own,
ask, How can I win 3.5 percent. Its not peer at heart. (Youd say,
agreement without pressure as much as social You may not agree
anger? advises evidence, says rhetoric with _____, but do
rhetoric expert Jay expert Heinrichs. Evolution- you really want Big
Heinrichs, author arily, its proved smart to do Brother deciding
what those around us in
of Thank You for what we can and
similar situations have done.
Arguing: What Ar- cant do in our
istotle, Lincoln, and private lives?) n
2013 by Mary Loftus. Psychology Today (March/apriL 2013), psychoLogytoday.coM
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Look Twice
See the
World
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ProP stylist: PhiliP shubin
Dierently
Some people chew on pencils; others turn
them into art. I saw that I could make long,
undulating shavings with a sharpener, and
I started gluing them to a surface, says
photographer Levi Brown. Initially, I was
going to make a pattern with them, but they
started to take on a life of their own and
formed a topography. Attention, students:
Dont try this at school.
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Serendipity
me
Coincidence? Divine intervention?
A really good day? Whatever way you
dene luck, these people got it.
by melody warnick
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DiamonD
in the Dirt
n October 2011, while
tending her garden in
rural Mora, Sweden,
Lena Phlsson was
about to toss a handful of
stunted carrots onto the
compost heap. But some-
thing made her look
closer, and she noticed a
shiny object. Yes, there
beneath the leafy top of
one tiny carrot was her long-lost
wedding ring.
Phlsson screamed so loudly that her daughter
came running from the house. She thought I had hurt myself, says
Phlsson.
Sixteen years earlier, Phlsson had removed the white-gold,
diamond-encrusted wedding band to knead dough. When she went
to put the ring back on later, it was gone. She suspected that one
of her three daughtersthen ten, eight, and sixhad picked it up,
but the girls denied it. Phlsson and her husband, Ola, scoured the
kitchen, even checking the gaps between the kitchen cabinets, but
turned up nothing.
Phlsson had hoped that the ring, which she had designed for her
1984 wedding ceremony, might appear during a kitchen renovation
11 years after it went missing. But, nothing. I gave up hope of nding
my ring again, she says. She never replaced it.
Phlsson and her husband now speculate that the ring got
swept into a pile of kitchen scraps and was spread over the
garden as compost, where it remained until the carrots leafy
top fortuitously sprouted through the band. For Phlsson, it
was the ultimate garden bounty.
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the surfer
And the
lifeguArds
addling out to
catch the next
wave at a com-
petition in
Christchurch, New Zea-
land, James Tuhikarama
had a heart attack, which
knocked him off his
surfboard. He inhaled water, lost consciousness, and was soon oat-
ing facedown in the ocean. For a few moments, no one noticed as he
drifted away from the main competition area.
About that time, Hira Edmonds, 25, a lifeguard and a senior instruc-
tor for a surf-safety company, was teaching 14 other lifeguards the
ner points of emergency rescue on the second oor of a building
overlooking New Brighton beach.
Edmonds had watched dozens of surfers ride the waves that day.
As he glanced out the window, he saw someone in a wet suit face-
down and motionless in the water. It doesnt take much to realize
someones in trouble, says Edmonds. Lifeguards are never really
off duty. Edmonds rallied the team, grabbed rst aid equipment, and
rushed down to the water.
The lifeguards dragged Tuhikarama, 47 and a father of two, to the
beach. More than a dozen rescuers took turns pumping oxygen and
performing chest compressions on the unresponsive surfer.
For nearly an hourfar longer than a single lifeguard would have
been able to continue the lifesaving techniquethe team continued
CPR. An ambulance nally arrived and took Tuhikarama to the
hospital, where he spent a week in intensive care in a medically
induced coma while his brain and heart healed.
A month after his release, Tuhikarama reunited with six
of the teenage lifeguards who saved him. [Being spotted by
a group of lifeguards] was the only thing that saved me, he
says. Ive been given a second chance.
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A CAse of CAnine Kismet
uring Hurricane Sandy last year, the garage and base-
ment of Christine ODonovans house in the Belle Har-
bor neighborhood of Queens, New York, were ooded,
and two cars, years of paperwork, and photos were
destroyed. Still, she counted her blessings: Her husband, ve children
(ages 2 to 12), and an adopted shepherdridgeback mix named Buster
had remained safe.
Six months earlier, shed taken Buster home after nding the
scrawny six-month-old mutt left tied to a telephone pole.
Just a month later, however, as construction workers repaired the
house, Buster dashed through the open front gate and ran off. I was
devastated, ODonovan says. A string of neighborhood searches for
him turned up no sign.
Weeks later, ODonovan got a text from a friend, telling her to look
at a Facebook page that lists animals scheduled to be euthanized at
New York City shelters the next day.
Sure enough, when ODonovan logged on to the site, there was
a picture of Buster, who was apparently slated to be put to sleep
eight hours later, at 6 a.m. The shelter was closed for the night and
wouldnt open again to the public until 8 a.m.
Im thinking, How am I going to get him before they do this?
says ODonovan.
The next morning, she drove to the shelter with all ve kids in
tow. She asked the woman at the front
desk if Buster was still there. When the
woman replied yes, it was like a thou-
sand pounds lifted off my shoulders,
she says.
To prove her ownership,
ODonovan told the assis-
tant, Bring me to the back
where he is, and you will see
hes my dog. When Buster spot-
ted his long-lost owner, he went
wild, barking, jumping, and lick-
ing ODonovans face. She burst
into tears. The shelter worker
needed nothing moreand Buster
went home.
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a remarkable reunion
teve Flaig of Grand Rapids, Michigan, knew hed been adopted
as a baby, and when he turned 18, in 2003, he decided hed try
to track down his birth mother. The agency from which hed
been adopted gave him his mothers name: Christine Tallady.
But online searches didnt turn up any results, and Flaig let it go.
In 2007, though, he searched for the name again online. This time,
the search results included a home address near the Lowes store
where Flaig, then 22, worked as a deliveryman.
When he mentioned the coincidence to his boss, his boss said, You
mean Chris Tallady, who works here?
Flaig and Tallady, 45, a cashier, had said hi to each other a few times
at the store, but theyd never really talked. He hadnt even known her
name. Flaig thought, Theres no possible way shes my mother.
For a few months, Flaig avoided Tallady. I wasnt sure how to
approach her, he told a local reporter. Finally, an adoption-agency
employee volunteered to call Tallady for him.
When Tallady realized that the nice guy shed been waving at was
her son, she sobbed. Shed always hoped to meet her birth son one
day. Later that day, mother and son talked
for almost three hours at a nearby
bar. Shed given him up for adop-
tion in 1985, when she was 23.
I wasnt ready to be a
mother, she told him.
Married with two
other children,
Tallady says, I
have a complete
family now.
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Bringing
Home
TheDogs
Shed lost her beloved brother in Iraq.
Now shed do anything to rescue
his adopted dogs from the war zone.
An excerpt from the new book,
published by Readers Digest.
By Carey Neesley
l from Welcome Home, Mama & Boris
Inspiration
Hugging these
dogs is the
closest Ive come
to hugging my
brother, says
Neesley. From
left: Mama,
Neesley, and
Boris.
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single mom, she relied on him as a father gure to her nine-year-old son, Patrick.
From his Army base in Iraq, Peter called and e-mailed as often as he could. Hed
befriended a stray dog and her puppy, he said, and named them Mama and Boris,
the latter for a friend whod been killed. Because no dogs were allowed inside the
base, he built a house for them outside its walls, and he was determined to nd a
way to bring them back to Michigan when his tour ended. But on Christmas Day,
2007, Neesley answered the worlds most dreaded knock on the door: We regret
to inform you ... Heres what happened in the days that followed, amid a urry
of media interest in a fallen hero:
W
Peters ag-draped casket emerges
from the dark hold under the plane,
e receive word and the honor guard carries it to
from the Army the hearse. Together, we watch the
that Peters body doors close, sealing Peter inside.
will come home to us on New Years
Eve. We are to go to the airport, ac-
companied by police escorts. Our At the funeral home, I am the rst
immediate family, some of our ex- to sit with Peters body. I slowly ap-
tended family, and two of Peters proach the casket, closing my eyes,
best friends meet up and take seats squeezing them tight and hoping
in two limos. As we embark on the that when I open them, this will all
cold, quiet ride to the airport, rain turn out to be a mistake. I pray to see
pelts the tinted windows, and it someone else in there, someone who
feels as though all the light has been is not Peter. Instead, when I open
squeezed out of me. my eyes, I am granted and denied
At the airport, we are escorted to my wish all at once. The body lying
the tarmac, where a straight-backed there is Peters body, but it is not
honor guard waits. Above us, we Peter. It looks, somehow, simultane-
hear the thunder of an incoming ously just like him and nothing like
plane. him. I know then for the rst time
Swarms of passengers are peering that this is real, and I fall against the
through the terminal windows at our casket, putting my head on his still
family. Though Im sure they are try- chest and crying into his uniform.
ing to be respectful, I resent having He looks so handsome, so young, so
to live out a very painful, private mo- full of promiseall the things that he
ment in front of an audience, with is. I have to correct myself now: the
my unfathomable grief on display. things that he was.
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Sgt. Peter
Neesley
sneaks treats
to the dogs
in Iraq,
December
2007.
After 15 minutes or so alone with that hell never have to leave us again,
Peter, I try asking his spirit for the even though he has left us forever.
strength I will need to get through
this next part: allowing Patrick to
see Peters body. As a parent, youre Friends and family come over in
never prepared for your child to droves to help put together picture
suffer. Since Peters death, Patrick boards for the memorial service.
has had terrible insomnia. He thinks As were going through the photos,
that if he falls asleep, he might die like we start talking about something so
Uncle Peter. No matter how many obvious that I cant believe weve
times I try, I cant seem to get through overlooked it: What should we do
to him that he will be ne, that he will about the dogs? I take a break from
wake up in the morning. And really, the picture boards to contact any-
I dont blame him. Who can make one I can get ahold of on Peters old
promises anymore? But I have to be base. A few of his friends reassure me
strong for Patrick. that theyve been taking care of the
I wipe my eyes, straighten my hair, dogs. The soldiersDan Haynes, Erik
and go out to meet him, taking his Torres, and Mark Hookano, who
tiny hand in mine as we step up to have already put their lives on the
courtesy carey Neesley
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Mama and Boris home to stay.
O
Peter was there to look after them, to her puppy outside the base.
they would fend for themselves on
the city streets all day before re-
turning to their house outside the
base walls at night. Sometimes, the ne day, I log on to my
soldiers say, days go by between e-mail to nd a new tip:
sightings of them. Several times a If anyone can get this
day, I reach out into the universe, process moving, its the Best Friends
searching for someone to listen to my Animal Society in Utah.
prayer to keep these dogs safe. They I quickly nd the Best Friends web-
are all I have left of my brother. site, full of testimonials from people
Im so thankful for my aunt and whove been helped by this worldwide
cousins, who can take over the rescue network. Soon Im in contact
e-mail account if I need them to, or help with Rich Crook, Best Friends rapid
me eld phone calls. Some hot leads response manager.
zzle out. One woman in Baghdad Rich is a kind, gentle man who had a
seems to be on board, only to leave long career as a reghter before mov-
us in the lurch. But failure isnt an ing to Utah to work with Best Friends.
option. If one person cant help me, I He offers to help me, and although
resolve to nd another who can. hes never done this before either, he
One day, word comes from Dan, creates a list of the daunting logistical
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To know that could go wrong. My mind turns to a
dark place, thinking about how the
such generosity universe hasnt been too kind to me
CHOOSE WISELY
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing
is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Albert Einstein
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The Year
of the
Frefly
what he will be recalling in decades to and trivia and puns, and Dad read to us
come when he talks about when the as a group on winter nights even when
kids were small. Whatever it is, pass- some of us were teenagers. I cannot
ing a rey off to my children takes remember a time when he came home,
on a sudden and poignant weight. said, Im tired, and sat down to rest.
Neither the words nor the action had
a place in my parents lexicon.
August
Were at another farm, the one in
Today will be no different. My
father hitches his ancient rawboned
Upstate New York where my own horse, Duke, to his buggy to take us
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for a ride down the busy country I cant recall that night, but it doesnt
road. Dad bought Duke years ago matter. I have for visual aid the breath-
from the Amish. Too old for much taking scene before me: a yellow n-
else, Duke still likes to pull; although gernail moon glowering high above
knobby and lopsided, he trots along the skeins of fog; pockets of low, slick
nicely. Half a mile from home, we pasture grass where the fresh-fallen
look back down the road and see rain still seeps; the smell of soil and
a blue dot gradually gaining on us. hay and young life. I think of my par-
A moment later, the figure looms ents, probably in their 20s, dropping
larger: Its my mother cranking everything to frolic in the fog with
hard on her bicycle, and before we their children, and now here is Mom,
know it, she has caught us, grin- decades later, recounting the fun,
ning broadly, the kids cheering. and I wonder, On that foggy
evening long ago,
on a s t.
udden a eigh
nd poignant w
did that feeling race
After dinner, we pile onto a hay over her, that knowledge that this is
wagon, and Dad hitches it to the trac- it, that this is what it will mean when
tor and hauls us to a pond where well I look back and say, When the kids
sh in the rain. By the time were n- were small?
ished, the sun has set and the calves in
the pasture around the pond are barely
visible through a thickening fog.
I sit beside Mom on the wagon for
January
Im having my regular Sunday-
the ride home, holding my kids. Mom evening phone call with my parents.
gazes out at the mist with a dreamy As usual, the winter is mild in North
look. Do you remember playing in Carolina, but my parents have had an
the fog? she asks. old-fashioned cold spell, with sub-
Sure. All the time. zero temperatures and a bitter wind.
Oh, I was thinking of one time Dad tells me that Duke has died.
in particular. It was an evening like Normally Duke would have been in
this. We saw the fog coming in, and the barn when Dad went out to do
we said, Cmon! Lets go out to the his chores, but one frigid evening, he
meadow and play in it. I remember was not there. Under pinprick stars,
playing hide-and-seek and calling Dad walked through the pasture call-
to each other through the fog. ing for his old horse and found him
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dhood as idyllic as I reca
chil ll?
s my
Wa
stretched out on the frozen brook. down they will, and part of my job as
He had likely slipped on the ice and an adult is to come to grips with that.
succumbed to the cold. I can hear in
Dads voice the guilt and loss. Dad
tells me that he will not be replac-
ing Duke.
July
The kids are a year older, and the
That gives me pause. Its part of a backyard is once again festive with
larger pattern, scarcely detectable un- the cold green lights of reies. I catch
less one takes the long view. The farm the rst one of the season and pass it
is steadily shrinkingno more beef, to a delighted Stillman. There is no
no more dairy, no more pigs, fewer place I would prefer to be, nothing
horses, smaller garden. My parents I would rather be doing.
Rei OhaRa
Rom.coms
If every popular romantic comedy originated on the Web, heres what
they might be called ...
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RD Classic
A Picture
of Grief
On the scene of a in his face. Looking totally bewildered,
he was trying to answer their ques-
tragic accident, I faced tions. Mostly he was only moving his
a decision that would lips, blinking, and choking up.
After a while, the reporters gave up
stick with me for the and followed the police into the small
rest of my life white house. I can still picture that
I
devastated old man looking down
by james alexander thom
at the place in the driveway where
the child had been. Beside the house
t was early in the spring about was a freshly spaded ower bed and
15 years agoa day of pale sun- nearby a pile of dark, rich earth.
light and trees just beginning I was just backing up there to
to bud. I was a young police spread that good dirt, he said to me,
reporter, driving to a scene I didnt though I had not asked him anything.
want to see. A man, the police dis- I didnt even know she was out-
patchers broadcast said, had acciden- doors. He stretched his hand toward
2013 dan page/theispot.com
tally backed his pickup truck over his the ower bed, then let it op to his
baby granddaughter in the driveway side. He lapsed back into his thoughts,
of the family home. It was a fatality. and I, like a good reporter, went into
As I parked among police cars and the house to nd someone who could
TV news cruisers, I saw a stocky, provide a recent photo of the toddler.
white-haired man in cotton work A few minutes later, with a three-
clothes standing near a pickup. by-ve studio portrait of the cheru-
Cameras were trained on him, and bic child tucked in my pocket, I went
reporters were sticking microphones toward the kitchen, where the police
149
had said the body was.
I had brought a cam-
In that hushed plates on the walls ank-
ing the window. Outside
era with methe bulky moment, I the police could be seen
Speed Graphic that used inspecting the fatal rear
to be the newspaper recognized the wheel of the pickup,
reporters trademark.
Everybody had drifted
makings of a while the childs mother
and father leaned in each
back out of the house prizewinning others arms.
togetherfamily, police, I dont know how many
reporters, and photog-
news seconds I stood there,
raphers. Entering the photograph. unable to snap that shut-
kitchen, I came upon ter. I was keenly aware of
l
l
l
this scene: the powerful storytelling
On a Formica-topped table, back- value that photo would have, and my
lighted by a frilly curtained window, professional conscience told me to
lay the tiny body, wrapped in a clean take it. Yet I couldnt make my hand
white sheet. Sitting on a chair beside re that ashbulb and intrude on the
the table, in profile to me and un- poor mans island of grief.
aware of my presence, was the babys At length, I lowered the camera and
grandfather, looking uncomprehend- crept away, shaken with doubt about
ingly at the swaddled corpse. my suitability for the journalistic pro-
The house was quiet. A clock fession. Of course, I never told the
ticked. As I watched, the grandfather city editor or any fellow reporters
slowly leaned forward, curved his about that missed opportunity for a
arms like parentheses around the lit- perfect news picture.
tle form, and then pressed his face to Every day, on the newscasts and in
the shroud and remained motionless. the papers, we see pictures of people
In that hushed moment, I recog- in extreme conditions of grief and
nized the makings of a prizewinning despair. Human suffering has become
news photograph. I appraised the a spectator sport.
light, adjusted the lens setting and And sometimes, as
distance, locked a bulb in the ash- Im watching news
gun, raised the camera, and composed film, I remember
the scene in the viewnder. that day.
Every element of the picture was I still feel right
perfect: the grandfather in his plain about what I did. n
work clothes, his white hair back-
lighted by sunshine, the childs form James Alexander Thom
is now an acclaimed This story was
wrapped in the sheet, the atmosphere
writer of historical rst published in
of the simple home suggested by black ction (jamesalexander Readers Digest
iron trivets and Worlds Fair souvenir thom.com). in 1976.
150 readersdigest.com 9/13
UncommonSense
by JEANNE MARIE LASKAS
Doctor Drama
Ive been a longtime
patient of Dr. A, but
when she wasnt
available for my recent
routine checkup,
I made an appointment
with her colleague,
Dr. B. Dr. A is compe-
tent and thorough, but
I felt more comfortable
with Dr. B. Would I be
betraying Dr. A if I
switched physicians?
Sen si t i v e T y pe
Dear Sensitive,
Its kind of you to
be concerned, but
youre missing the point.
A good doctor-patient relationship their laundry, and even cleans their
is importantespecially for the rooms. This really annoys meour kids
patient. Both Dr. A and Dr. B are arent contributing, and my wife and I
responsible for taking care of you, have less time together. Ive made my
not the other way around. Make feelings known, but apparently Im the
your appointment according to only one who thinks theres a problem.
whats best for you, and let the Any suggestions? Furious Fa th er
docs deal with any hurt feelings.
IllustratIon by Istvan banyaI
Dear Struggling,
Frankly, you sound wishy-washy.
Is there any way your note could
have been taken as a call for advice?
Presumably, your coach has a lot
of experience with students, school-
work, and time management. If
youre willing to reconsider her ad-
vice, talk to her (no more e-mailing).
But if youve moved on, write her
a nice note thanking her, and then
rmly say that youre off the team
until your grades improve. For what
its worth, I do think you should hear
her out. Exercise increases brain-
power, and the discipline needed
to manage schoolwork with sports
can be an enduring life lesson. n
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so QuicklY if you nd yourself constantly Dermatologists
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show that mixing perts advise closing unused only about 20 per-
liquor with diet soda, apps, deactivating location cent of UV rays,
drinking from a curvy services and push notica- not 100 percent, as
glass, and liking the tions, turning o Wi-Fi, many people be-
way a cocktail tastes and this little-known trick: lieve. slather up.
can all raise blood- lowering screen brightness.
alcohol levels.
5 toothpick
fix
and here you
thought microwaving 6
hoW the coccYx
Got its name
Fun trivia about your tailbone: its
name is derived from the greek word
a potato was already a for cuckoo (kokkyx) because the curved shape
time-saver. But a spud of the bone resembles the birds beak. another
will cook even faster body part with a neat-to-know backstory is
if you stick four tooth- your glabella, that at area above your nose
pick legs into it to and between your eyebrows: its named for the
equally expose the Latin word for hairless.
top, sides, and bottom
to the ovens energy.
behinD the
scenes of
ExtrEmE
wEight loss
tV trainer Chris Powell
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Humor in Uniform
me. So long.
G e or g e A r n o l d , Melbourne, Florida While phoning a friend, my grand-
mother dialed the wrong number.
On a trip to Sweden, I asked a few She apologized and tried again,
people where I could nd some but she got the same number. Once
good local cuisine. more she hung up and redialed
This is a pretty cosmopolitan same result. Now Grandma was
city, so you can nd just about any frustrated. Look, she told the
kind of international food that youd person on the other end, Im going
like, said one man. But if you want to call my friend again. This time,
truly local cuisine, get the meatballs dont answer her phone!
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Quotable Quotes
Part of being
Nelson When there is danger,
optimistic Mandela a good leader takes
the front line; but
is keeping A collection of inspiring when there is
ones head words to celebrate the celebration, a
pointed extraordinary life of the good leader
South African politician and stays in the back
toward the champion of anti-apartheid of the room.
sun, ones From O Magazine, 2001
feet moving
forward. The
From Long Walk
to Freedom, 1995 greatest
glory in
If 27 years in prison living lies
have done anything not in
to us, it was to use
the silence of soli-
never
tude to make us falling,
understand how but rising
precious words are.
From an address at the
every
13th International AIDS time we
Conference, 2000
fall.
From Mandela: The Authorized
Biography, 2000
I do not want to be
presented as some What counts in life is not
deity. I would like the mere fact that we have
lived. It is what dierence
to be remembered we have made to the lives
as an ordinary of others that will deter-
mine the signicance of
human being with the life we lead.
From a speech for the
virtues and vices. 90th birthday of anti-apartheid
From Readers Digest, 2005 activist Walter Sisulu, 2002
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