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By Patricia Backora
Ever wonder why kings and queens used to smother themselves in gold
jewelry, diamonds, rubies, pearls, furs, and fancy velvets? To set
themselves above the rest of humanity and make others feel inferior.
False prophets wear fancy clothes and diamond Rolexes to advertise their
superiority as spiritual giants in the kingdom of god. Instead of barking
threats from a massive throne to collect tribute, these prophets for profit
holler and scream, do a silly song and dance and misquote the sacred
names of God to put on a veneer of spiritual superiority to intimidate
ordinary Christians and make them pay up. But underneath it all, theyre
pathetic parasites who think theyre too good to sweat at some boring job
like everybody else, so they can actually earn the finer things of life.
Now, about the couch. Now what was the subject of Prophet Pinheads
email? Sell your couch for God! I got so offended by the idea the
Almighty God of creation needs me to sacrifice my ratty old couch I
refused to open the email or dignify it with an appropriate response.
Now I know theres billions of lazy couch potatoes out there who might
benefit from a little exercise if they had no couch to lay on all day. But
this fund-raising appeal is even more scandalous than begging for sweet
little grandmas grocery money. Preachers arent satisfied with emptying
your fridge, now theyre after your furniture! Once content with pinching
the pennies of the poor, now those yard sale billionaires lust after
peoples odds and ends.
Id be happy to ship the couch to Prophet Pinhead if hed pay P&H, plus a
finders fee. Is he so hard up he needs to plunder its cushions for buried
treasure? Believe me, Ive already frisked it and found nothing but
wadded old tissues and dirty sox.
On more than one occasion Jesus did urge people to sell their possessions
to raise money. BUT, the proceeds werer to go TO THE POOR, not some
rich TV preacher or super prophet. In the Book of Acts, the early church
sold lands, houses and goods. But what did they do with the proceeds?
Acts 4:34-35 gives us the answer.
BTW, while it is true that the earliest churches lived a communal lifestyle
and had common ownership of all things, selling your own private
property was entirely voluntary, not some binding church ordinance, as
Peter makes clear to Ananias in Acts 5:4. Christians still lived in their own
homes. Throughout the NT, Paul held meetings in numerous private
homes, where the head of that household is named. In I Cor.11:34 Paul
urges those who come to the church fellowship meal but are too hungry
to wait for latecomers to first eat in their own homes before they come to
the meeting. So preachers cannot appeal to scripture to put the squeeze
on folks to sell their homes for money to make them richer.
Sell my vintage sofa to keep some fat cat preacher up in style? Not on
your life, Mr. Preach. My living room is so tiny my cats live in a bigger
space. So my sofa is the only piece of furniture company has to sit on,
besides a few dining chairs. That tattered vinyl sofa, with its stubborn
stains, cigarette scars, dust bunnies and corroded crevices, is so homely I
cant pay the Salvation Army to take it off my hands. But that old sofa
has been with me through thick and thin. It has so much sentimental
value Id never dream of giving it up to fuel your insatiable lust for
money. But I just might be willing to swap it for your buttery-soft
leather sectional with the gold-studded upholstery.
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