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The Buy From Home Network is a local Ohio hased horne shopping channel. The boss
Marshall is laid back and takes on many quirky vendors that come in to pitch their items they
want to sell on the sirow. Each of the shours hosts have their own issues that they bring to
Marshall. The prdu(tion tearn is a group of unmotiuated gamers that bitch about everything.
Marshall's assistant Sally is annoying and messes everything up, leauing Marshall to fix it. The
way the BFHN works is individuals come in to pitch their items to Marshall and the hosts
{foo4 gadgets, Jorelry, Clothlng} will put on the tv shor for sales. The BFH[{ is a three hour
block on laal television that has a Food segment hosted hy a bltchy wanna be talk show
host, a Tech Segment hosted by a tech genlus and his idiot side kick, and a fushion segment
hosted by an old southern bell.
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A local meatball maker wants his meatballs to go big. After tasting the meatballs everyone is in
love with them and ends up eating half the sales. Halbert ends up havingto go to the hospital
Bone Drone:
Two local radio cotrtrolled helicopter salesmen go on air to sell there choppers on the tech
show. The show is interrupted when police men come in to arrest the men who have been
using the drones to spy on wornen.
Faptops:
While showing off laptops porn pop-ups flood the screen. The show goes black and Stan is
confused, No one can figure out how this happened until find out Halbert has caused this by
logging on to sketchy sites with the laptop before the show.
What ls She Doing? Boys, She Knows Exactly What She's Doingl
to showcase some of her revealing night ware. Things get hard
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in the office when this lady puts on quite a show. Jessica is not happy.
A sexy fashionista shows up
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Pilot
"Meat Monday"
Camera in car with Marshall listing to a song as he is pulling into work. Camera follows
Marshall to see Halbert and Stan trying to kiII afly. Marshall takes offhis hat and kills the
fly, then ratses his hqt in a heraic manner. HaI pauses during the excitement gaes to
"attention"for Marshall and then renders a salute. Marshall salutes back. Inwalks Je.ssica.
apening Credits
Camera opens on Marshall going fo his ffice followed by lessica enraged that she has to
showcase mini sausages, stakes and gourmetbacon onher upcoming show.
Marshall: Ratings are low...people like meat. You're the only one who seems to not like
meat.
|essica: It's disgusting and perverted. I'm not doing the show.
Marshall: cool
In walks
Sal,
Marshall:
Sal see
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do meat Monday.
Marshall: I donno
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Sal: Ok...well the meat guy said he's gonna be in an hour early. Also I think your boss
called...I couldn't understand him....you should call him back. Now tomorrow you have 3
new venders coming to showcase...I iust need to know what time....
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Marshall (cutting SaI offbefore she speaks): I'll take the new guy, we got a big show
and I want production to be on their games.
The production crew laughs
Inwalks Stan
Stan: Hey Marshall some kid is here to see you. Says he's the new floor director.
doll. What's up
Marshall:
Sal is my assistant. This is the host quarters. You met Jessica host of the food
segment. Those two studs over there are The Tech Team. Here's Stan, he's a tech genius,
probably our most popular host and iust an all around good dude. This is Halbert he's the
other host.
Halbert: Marshall is a bastard. He failed out of college and became the boss at a local
shopping channel.
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Marshall: What's that make you,
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Anyway, that's Julie over there, she dose the fashion segrnent.
How
ya doing doll baby? Aren't you just the most hansom little thing. If I wasn't
|ulie:
such a lady I would make a bet that all the little girls are chasing you around.
Marshall: Alright, let's go meet the production guys. Things could get weird, just
rememberyou signed up, and you will be paid.
New Guy: haha ok
New guy and Marshallwalk into the studfo to see Jessica talking with Nelson and a shortfat
white man (meat guy)
Marshall: Hey Nelson this is the new guy he's gonna be floor directing today.
Nelson: Cool, don't mess it up.
Marshall:
Sal
Nelson:'We're doomed.
Marshall and new guy cantinue baek to praduction.
In walks Lewis, the audio guy. He begins setting up the boards.
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Lew: HeardJessica was pissed about meat Mondays. I bet she'd me p_rqsqdgf if she knew I
suggested it hahahah
Marshall: Right dude, I donno this old man is kind of strange, hope h":T";#t*l .o,r*".
Lew: Oh man, I'm praying to the spaghetti prince for this to go wrong hahahah.
Camera comes out to Sal and new guy getting ready ta kick the show off. Camera cuts to
show cam and sees the guy looking at jessicawith a glow. Camerq. cuts back to maxwho
counts downfrom 5.
Sal: 5...4...3...stand
by.
She ques
Show cam
fessica: Hello out there everybody, I hopeyou brought your appetite this Monday
evening. Today we are featuring Ol'Jim's smoked sausage, bacon, and grade A stakes.
How are you doingJim.
there Jessica and don't you look like something from a magazine. It's
meat Monday and I'm not here to disappoint. I have the best crispy bacon, thickest cuts
of meat, and the most sayory smoked sausage you'll ever put in your mouth....ain't that
right sweaty?
|essica: That's rightJim and we are selling these products for the low low price of 53.39 or
15 quick pays of 3 dollars and 55 cents'
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Jessie, these plump iuicy saumges are sure to please. And these
stakes are as thick as.....
Marshall: How long until break, this guys getting more horney by the second. He's gonna
start humping her leg any minute.
Nelson (laughing\:
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Manshall (to Sal through head set): We got 5 minutes and we go to break. We gotta get
slim jim out of there.
Camera cuts to Sal signaling 5 minutes to Jessicawho is trying ta hold on.
Ol'Jim is now holding q snusage in hrs hand and pounding awla,ardly on a stske while
staring at Jessica.
fessica: As Jim said this bacon has a nice smokey flavor. The smoked meats arnt easy to
do are theyJim.
fim: Hell no it ain't...one time I was out baek in the smoker....smoking more than meat if
you know what I mean..and out comes my bitch of a wife to tell rne dinner is ready. You
know what Jessica I could get rid of that old...
Carnera cufs to Marshall in the production raom.
Marshall: Go black!
Camera cutsback ta SaI.
Sal: Break....thanks Jirn were getting a lot of calls for the meat your good to go, Marshall
will have your money in a sec.
|essica: Jim you got to go, what the hell is wrong with you..you old pervert...
Marshall rushes in as Jessica is a about to dismantle Jim and Jim likes it.
Marshall: What the heck Jim. You come on here all hot and bothered by
sausages....snaking stakes....flingrng bacon what's wrong with you.
Jessica.
Stroking
|im: I'm sorry Marshall but look at her she's gorgeous. I can't help my self. I deal with
meat all day eYery d"y.....
MarshalL Got it ]im here's your check.... You'll get your bonus once and if it all sells.
Out