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DFPUA 2 :
ONLINE SEDUCTIONS
Fabrice X
Diary of a French PUA 2
@ Cyprine-en-Provence
22/11/2015
- Diary of a French PUA 2 : Online Seductions -
To Virginie,
for making me want to believe in love again.
-2-
Autobiographical bullshit that make you waste your time
Hi everybody, welcome to my online diary. I have already told my sexual life in Diary of a
French PUA so I think that it would be repetitive to simply do it again. By the way, some
people said that it was not my best ebook, fortunately it is not anymore the only one. This
time, I thus decided that my laborious wild imaginings would have a theme : online dating.
Here, I am thus going to speak especially about the girls I fuck thanks to Internet (and maybe
even about those whom I would have preferred not to fuck). Youll see what we can do with a
simple Internet connection!
It is moreover why I wrote a manual about online dating (nothing crazy, one more best seller)
to complete this newspaper. Indeed, I said to myself that the association of both would be
commercial as one pleases, that I could finally live off my art and even become so rich that I
would not know anymore what to do with my fucking cash. And finally, illogical continuation
of things, I shall buy a very kitsch red cabriolet to parade on the cours Mirabeau (kind of
champs Elysees in my city) and make me suck effortlessly by all the magnificent superficial
neurotics wishing to become apprentice models It is beautiful to dream and to share my
psychotropic frenzies with my poor readers who got lost on this blog by thinking that it was a
porn thing.
More seriously now. For those who dont know me, if I claim to be a Pick-up Artist today (no
it is not a new car), it is not only because I slept with more women than most of people. It is
especially because I enjoyed doing it in original situations. But last year, I still improved my
game: by watching a seminary of Brad P the work #1 PUA, the last questions I had about the
science of seduction found their answers. I am forced to the seduction like a young trendy gay
would be forced to fellatio but do not confuse me with Hank Moody nor Charles Bukowski: I
stopped drinking. Otherwise, I live in Aix, a city where the slightest parking space costs 20 /
half an hour thus, yeah, I am a little broke. It is in the South, in the sun (au soleil with
Jenifer).
No need to tell you Freudian bullshit about my childhood nor anything heres the straight.
Know simply that I was born crap, I forgot my date of birth, it was a too long time ago!
That my job it is to give some pleasure and to teach the others how to do so. And no, however
unpleasant it might seem to my psychoanalyst, I do not want to frenchkiss my mother
rather to slap her mouth sometimes. But I am a kind boy then I hold on, like Gainsbourg.
Having said that, if today, I often digress in uncontrolled skids, the education I received is
probably the best excuse I have. My main hobbies is to be a boy of wrong company. And
physically, I belong to Johnny Depp just like Valrie Damidod belongs to Cameron Diaz.
I like claiming the status of misunderstood genius but because I swore not to tell you bullshits
here, I have to recognize that I am seriously neurotic. But in the best sense of the word if
there is one. Keep this paragraph in mind during your reading, at least you will not be
surprised when you will read that I eventually freaked out seriously this year Some people
think that it is because of the aggression by 4 drug-addicts I suffered last year. A rape by
bisexual women would probably not have traumatized me so much!
-3-
I have always been a fucking hypochondriac. This irrational fear of the disease did
nevertheless not prevent me from regularly having sex without condom until recently. This is
why, I spent quite a lot of time at the detection and medical center. But, as you maybe read it
in my first ebook, I make big efforts and it has been several months since it didnt happen
anymore to me. Now, I have a girlfriend, an open relationship whos called Virginie.
Frustrated by the unbearable final of the season 8 of Dexter and by the fact of not leaving for
Australia (because I have to study for my final exam I failed last year : -0.75 points), I am
going to have to let off steam by traumatizing in my turn certain inhabitants of Aix a little
tight-ass for example by making them discover the enjoyments of the doggy style with
spanking. I am also going to hunt my congeners typical inhabitants of Aix: suicidal, idle, rich,
drunk every Saturday night and with some flour on the tip of the nose. Tits and ass as firm as
the politics of Franois Hollande, our dictator President.
I hope that thanks to the idea that you follow my adventures on the Web, I am going to put
myself a good kick where I think to dont sink into depression. Furthermore, the possibility of
re-reading my adventures is logically going to help me to become more and more effective:
we get to learn from our mistakes. In that respect, we are going to be able to qualify my
fornications as intellectuals . Basically, you are reading some modern literature but
very very modern !!!
During these politically correct times, I take (with a malicious pleasure) the risk of arousing
the sarcasms of the critics from Aix. I would be hardly disappointed if you were not shocked
at least a little after having read some of my most daring adventures. I would also be
disappointed if I didnt receive any message on FB perfumed with the cyprine of my readers
and containing a combo dediboobs/duckface as attachment. The call is launched ! I shall be
finally disappointed if none of my readers jump one day on me into the street by pushing
hysteric shouts while putting bra on the head. Well then I expect that a large number of
people wont like what I write, because in France we especially appreciate well-thinking and
lies just have a look to this this movie in which one would want to persuade us that Manu
Payet is completely credible in the role of the guy who bangs two hotties without making
more effort than delivering a bad game.
The girlfriends of my readers will not love me because they will think that I push their man to
depravation. The boyfriends of my readers will be jealous because their girl will think of me
during sex. I thus essentially aim at a public of open-minded single people. If you think that I
am a big jerk, well, fuck you Otherwise, Im glad to count you among my readers. If you
are wise, one day I will maybe publish a photo of my triple legendary sex (yes, it is because of
the nuclear accidents).
Well, I stop the autobiographical bullshit that make you waste your time. Besides, you are
probably not sure if I just write the shit that come into my head in order to troll my own
readers or if I am serious. Now, this introduction is way too long, I have pain in fingers due to
typing. Youll have to find the answer on your own!
See you in the next post for the first adventure of 2014!
May the god of the Game be with us !
-4-
Tell me, didnt we sleep together last week?
January 18th, 2014

On Wednesday, I had a virtual walk in the herbs of Pallet-Adoptaguy-Town when I suddenly
saw, fidgeting in tall grass, the profile of a young inhabitant of Aix, unknown in my sexopokdex (one of the most prominent quality on the Provenal territory). Her first name was
enough to make me damn hard because it is the same than a wild hottie from Nice who was in
my class a few years ago. Hey no, naughty boys, when I talk about a hottie inhabitant of Nice,
I do not speak necessarily about the one who has a calendar in her name.
In brief, a little disrubted by the beautiful, I took out my poksex with the same dexterity than
a Ash full of ecstasy.
Species : inhabitant of Aix
The specie of the inhabitants of Aix, its this kind of girls who are a little bit haughty because
full of money but well-dressed (for the same reason). At the age of 5, they are shitty curbed
babes. At the age of 18, they never go to school because will take over dads business, have
the face burned by their 7 weekly sessions of ultraviolet and go out only in a certain very
expensive club of the city center to drink in one go magnums of champagne that cost 2000
(big blues in front of my bank statement at the moment). For an average guy like me, we can
only count on Jean-Claude Dusses misunderstanding to make out with them (no cash, not
going to the private high school, does not work as a waiter in the aforementioned box if it
was the case they would want to be destroyed in the crappers and even would come
demanding their owed spontaneously). Or on our gift to cunnilingus or on our electric tail like
Pikachu. This girl has a peculiarity, she is a friend of the girl of the ice cubes, for those who
have read my first diary. Yes, its a small world in Aix, just like Tyrion.
Type: fire, ice
Size: 5.3 feet
Weight: 120 pounds
With no time to spare, I took out an on-line Pok Ball. Roughly my quite excited fingers
started typing alone the keyboard the first bullshit that came into my mind (I maybe need to
see an exorcist). Tell me, didnt we sleep together last week?
Ah yeah, asshole, you never called me back.
Sorry Ive been busy, btw your friend was very nice too. Did you recover from your 6
orgasms yet?
Yes I will tell her, your buddy was awesome too. Yeah Im hardly recovering from it.
We should do this more often then. Your place or mine ?
It is a little early for that. Then here we are, one thing leading to another, I used some
speed-seduction on her (turning her on thanks to NLP) : what had the effect of exciting her to
death. She made me dream when she answered I went out of the shower, I read your
message, I had to go back taking a cold shower . And she concluded Well, you can invite
me all the same to have a drink at your home and we will see
OK wear your magic underwear then.
-5-
Magic, magic, they are going not to go on the floor on their own all the same;) . Seriously,
I realize that I a little picked her up like even Chuck Bass would not dare to approach a
groupie at 4 am in the morning. Im kinda proud of it !
Last year, I a little abandoned speed-sduction for the benefit of fast-sduction (aggressive
pickup, sex within one hour) but I realize that both are complementary. More details about
these methods to make the girls directly come to your place in Secrets for seducing on the
Internet.
Well, RDV yesterday, Friday @ 9pm, In front of Czannes statue in Aix (it is her who
proposed the place, she probably just wanted to check if I was fuckable before coming to my
place). I received a message at 8:55pm Im gonna be 10 minutes late
Damned, is it the time already ?! I cut my nails, cropped the beard and washed hair as a
matter of urgency and in cold water (my water heater is broken, fuxelife) then I went there.
We arrived more or less at the same time. Great! I hoped that we would still be that
synchronized once at my place. She gave a kiss to me by sticking against me and everything. I
thus sexualized, told her to hold my hat in the elevator, she asked why, I answered her that it
was to have free hands to fiddle with her. A spanking followed. Finally here we are, easygoing atmosphere, it is cool. I pleaded that my roomy had to sleep to bring her directly in my
bedroom ah it is the first time I am in the bedroom of a guy within 3 minutes. By the way
your approach is awesome, it feels like weve already slept together in fact . She said having
no social pressure and being a player. Yummy. She had brought a bottle of I-dont-knowwhat-but-it-was-alcoholized (well-bred, cool, I had nothing to offer to her so it was a good
idea) then we had a drink there.
Well, she wanted to put some music and we made gymnastics love, 3 times I guess. She
opened the window and the shutters, I believe that she wanted to be seen, it is maybe her
small exhib side. In brief, it was sports: we broke a lamp and a glass. She has attractive tits
that hold very straight : I looked under them, no scar, they were true. I also licked her and she
greeted the performance by saying usually a guy cannot make me come like that the first
time we see each other . Finally here we are, it is at 3 am in the morning that we both gave
up. I planned to sleep the sleep of the just but not, she turned in the chamber until 5 am. Such
a girl : I remove make-up, I am going to drink, I go for a pee, when I am in the bed I flounder.
Seriously, at this hour, even Steve Aoki, he sleeps! That a little pissed me off but well on the
other hand I was very happy that she came over.
As a result, I was a little dying during tae kwon do this afternoon but it was worth it. I like this
sport but it totally drains me (sometimes our sessions last 4 hours). So, not too much modjo to
go out picking up women after. Moreover, that reminds me, by undressing me she made a
remark that flogged me a firm erection, something like do you lift your heavy weights ?
Yes why ?
I can tell.
Thanks.
I love your canine, you remind me a vampire, I find it too sexy.
Thanks.
Play for me with your guitar
No.
Why is it just here to look pretty ?
Yeah exactly. If she knew that in fact it is really the case and that I do not know how to
play guitar
-6-
I get the impression that she wants me to visit her at home one day or another. Why not, I love
luxurious villas. Finally here we are, I caught a new Pokchick. I am going to send her to
professor Oak so he studies her and I hope that he will offer me a badge to greet my
performance.
Anyway, I will not be a virgin of January and I want to be the very best, like no one ever
was . Next step : Teaching frenchkiss to Martine Aubry (just kidding).
May the God of the Game be with you!
-7-
In lack of lustful transgressions
January 31st, 2014

I approached your sex. I liked pretending to suck you but I preferred kissing your pubis a
small moment, I went back up towards your dick-head to deposit my lips, there slowly, taking
advantage of the heat of your sex. Then I took care of all its length by licking it from top to
bottom before stopping in front of the frenulum and finally took it in my mouth. I made round
trips while licking your frenulum in the inside by masturbating you with my hand at the same
time, I really appreciated the sensation of hardness in my mouth. It is the message that a girl
sent me on Adopt. True story. I had a tumescent pleasure (for the illiterates who dont know
the word it means inflates ) while reading it. On the other hand, I dont know what she
meant by licking my frenulum in the inside ?!
As a result, in lack of lustful transgressions, I invited her to my place in the afternoon. I was
entitled to some tests that I overcame as follows :
She says Im a Don Juan : I dont know if I am Don Juan or not Anyway, I dont like
the word. I prefer to think of myself as a feminist who fights for the sexual freedom of women!
The term Don Juan is too often negatively used by women while I fight so that those same
women are freed from this fucking social pressure, and can have fun and so that the guys
learn how to accept it and how to take advantage of it instead of saying they are whores! Now
I do not see myself as a Don Juan because I dont think Im special, I am just a guy with
maybe more nerve that the average dude, who moves his ass and enough became a
philosopher to dont care about rejections
She says that I am a guy who accumulates the evening conquests (one night stands) :
One more time, I have to rebel! No one said that they were evening conquests ? I make every
effort to sleep with girls during the first date yes then 90 % of time we see again each other
(because they insist and I am not against the idea or because I really liked the moment and I
really want to see them again). And then, I do not make conquests only in the evening, in the
afternoon too!
I have no recollection of any girl who directly came to my place but did not sleep with me!
The real challenge, it is to make them come to my place directly or to go to their place
directly! Most are not enough adventurer, want to have fun but are afraid, do not want to be
thought of as easy girls, etc. The paradox, is that those who make the effort to come to see me
(risk-taking) then, it is often them who suggest meeting again (reward).
Yes, we can say that most of the girls are prudish, but finally not that much because as I told
you, when I slept with them, they often show their real face ! Unfortunately, they often want to
go have a drink in a bar before having sex, I find it boring. If I did so, I would certainly sleep
with more girls, but finally it is not really what Im looking for! Rather to live nice adventures
with a dose of surprise, and with absolutely no headache. And I take advantage of it to make a
sorting: the pains in the ass, tight-ass, profiteers, the girls with problems will never take the
plunge.
-8-
You copy/paste the same thing to all the girls?;) : of course not, youre the one, NEO.
She talks about drinking alcohol before having sex: I think that alcohol (I mean more than
one or two glass of wine) damages the performances and prevents from really enjoying (the
girl & the guy). It would be a shame all the same!.
She says All right, Im OK, Ill give it a try, even if I am not used to do that, it is usually
after 1 or 2 drinks that I go to the place of the guy. : Deal ! Well then I hope you like the
novelty ! I remember this sentence It is from the moment we go out of our comfort zone that
we begin to live ! And the Im not used to , I dont buy it anymore !!! ;)
I invite her to come over and have sex and she tells me Ah well but its strange : you have
not even seen me IRL? : I saw pictures of you but if really you want to be reassured about
that, you can add me on FB but your mindset lets me think that we are going to get on at
every level.
And the life lesson is ? The morality it is simply that, to get laid, it is not a question of being
handsome (she told me that I was not her type of guy but that well she liked my way of
writing) nor of having skills of seduction nor a status or whatever. No, the attraction between
men and women is almost always underlying in every interaction. What prevents us from
really satisfy inner needs and everything, it is the social pressure. The social pressure
(including the fear of the girls to dont be up to it), it is 90 % of the problem of the PUA.
Indeed, the girls do not want to be pointed as an undocumented black migrant would be it in a
private and bourgeois high school. Lets meditate together on that, brothers.
She finally came, we played to a game (strip-heards-or-tails) and I finished naked the first
one. She went on the ground and sucked my urethra on the sofa. It was good. Then, she
lengthened on that same sofa and started masturbating. It excited me to death, so as a result, I
became quite hard again. Thirdly, I took her in 4 positions whereas she continued to
masturbate herself. It was awesome especially when she came while I destroyed her while she
caressed herself! It made me come at the same time, hey ! Propelled by the power of my
ejaculation, I almost beat the pelvic world record. It seems that my bulimic narcissism needed
that.
Its a girl-boy, she speaks about sex and feels at ease with her sexuality just like a guy. For
example, I told her I am going to fuck your mouth if you continue and she answered you
I am going to swallow your cock if you piss me off . Excellent ! One more freed girl coming
from a school of professional wankers art (a graphics thing). She shouts like a crazy as soon
as one touches her, she thus has a hypersensitive sexuality. Good for her.
For more information concerning the tests that the girls make us undergo, you can read my
book about gender relations. For more information concerning how they can send you a
message in which they say that they want to blow you while they have never seen you, you
can read my book about online dating.
-9-
Tremble (like the hands of a drug-seeking junkie), I am creating an army of compulsive

fuckers!!! Mastering the ancestral art that is the doggy style, being able to come whenever
wherever like Shakira, their cunnis are as good as cream puff pastries filled with chocolate.
Totally hermetic in the moods on the pillow while wearing Calvin Klein silk underwear : I
will only be satisfied when one of my soldiers will have succeeded in making out with Marion
Marchal-Lepen ! Lets attack !!!
May the God of the Game be with you.
- 10 -
After making love, she wanted me to estimate her performance (/20)
February 21st, 2014

This weekend, I did the doctor Clarks liver cleanse. A bad time, I had, yes yes: sleepless
night and runs during 48 hours. Worse than the period when I vomited with an incredible
charisma some mojitos in a lugubrious street of the city center of Aix at the exit of a dirty
club. Finally, I evacuated quite a lot of shit out of my body, green and yellow things that
could be gallstones, but I have another big thing that is stuck in the bowel. It hurts, Im
waiting that it comes out.
I thus took advantage of these two days when I was OUT OF SERVICE to pick up on Adopt
with my all new nickname ORGANIC PRODUCT . The first day, a girl sent me a photo of
her in underwear. They were red, she was blond, I was hard. It is rare that a hottie quickly
sends naked pictures like that (rarer than a hairless Portuguese but less rare than a Chinese
with big tits). I am going to try to screw her, the process of negotiation is in progress. The
second day, I was approached as follows by another girl:
SHE: why organic product ?
ME: so that a hot girl (like you) wants to eat me, unless you prefer a mac do, darling ? :p
SHE: Mc do, organic, your body why not I like tasting everything or alsmost ;)
ME: Youre right , tasting commits to nothing, if you dont like it you spit out mouahahah !
Still in Aix today ?
SHE: Not today if you want on Thursday I am available between 4 and 6pm
ME: Normally its a 5 7 (happy hour) that we do, not a 4 6 mouahahah
SHE: Youre right!
ME: If you want to play it dirty all what you have to do is asking, you know
SHE: Lol why do I give this impression? it is you who are rather direct
ME: lol ! I said that in a rather affectionate way:) and the one does not prevent the other one
lol
SHE: Hum anyway I have not said that I didnt liked it ;) youre totally right
ME: cool :) now that we clarified the situation lets remove our clothes and stare at each other
O:)
SHE: :) hum you like putting me in trouble I never know what to answer it is disturbing but
in the right way I like you very much ;)
ME: What do you find difficult in this situation, honey?
SHE: Absolutely nothing! If you make love the same way you speak I will crazily enjoy!
ME: Well I would love to please you then ! :)
SHE: Do you have any idea where we could meet?
ME: yes ! my place ?
SHE: I would prefer a cafe, a more neutral place (yeah it doesnt mean anything!) we can
always go to your apartment after if we want to, what do you say?
ME: well I say that honestly if have you only 2 free hours, and that we go for a coffee we will
do absolutely nothing in the end
SHE: I have another bus later;) and for a first date I wanted to remain wise Well a
minimum ;)
- 11 -
ME: Yeah. Well listen, I am against the principles like for a first date I wanted to remain
wise and I dont drink in bars :)
I remind you that it is not a relation of couple that I propose you, eh, I can be your buddy and
give you orgasms from time to time!
Thus here we are, we can meet in the street and go to my place, or then otherwise you can
find another guy who will accept that you tell him where, when and with whom he can make
love (there are a lot of suckers on this site darling) !
besos
SHE: Well I have never said that I wanted to be your girlfriend, it was just so to be careful,
dont you know the word psycho because there are a lot out there!
And the word wise includes a lot of preliminary in my definition!
So where do we meet tomorrow?
ME : I see ! I understand youve to be careful !
I like your definition
Well Ill meet you in front of my building then when you will have seen that I am not a old
pervert, you come over and I make love to you directly during 2 hours?
SHE : That sounds perfect
Just a quick explanation on online pickup for a reader who asked me how to seduce on the
Internet.
1) You need a nickname that draws the attention, and that marries with the theme of the site.
Otherwise it is like going in a disguised party without disguise. Or the contrary, I do not know
what is the worse.
2) A description that makes a good sorting so that all the idiots watered by Twilight in
intravenous injection from their birth do not come talking to you and that those who want a
sex thing at the bottom of themselves come. NB : in this handbook case, this girl had written
on her profile no sex things : It is thus necessary to trust rather their acts than what they
tell. A chick who writes no sex things : it doesnt mean anything concretely, this is why I
dont even read the profiles anymore. If she writes looking for something serious it is to
take away the starved vultures and to choose herself the cocks that will be entitled to her
Promised Land. There are a lot of girls who put in a Relationship on FB too, but it is just
to dont have all the starved on their back (for example the guys who send pokes everywhere
like me). In brief, their strategy of defense is coherent but is a pain in the ass. I would like
more sincerity and more orgasms.
3) Photos in which you are a character, not in which you look like a wanker, topless in your
mirror with your pubic hairs that come out of your pair of underpants.
4) Being direct and assuming, not being afraid of the judgment of the stupid, tight-ass and
conditioned girls, like if it was completely normal to take some pleasure when we can with
someone we like. You just save time, thats it. These girls wouldnt have sex with you
anyway, and even if you managed to fuck one by magic, it would be a bad leg. The purpose is
not thus fuck the girls to whom you speak, but its speaking to girls you can fuck quickly
without complicating things. The sorting, the statistics, we always come back to it! Fuck, I did
well to make a high school diploma in sciences!
If you want more advice to pick up chicks on the Internet, you can check Secrets for seducing
on the Internet!
- 12 -
She came, we took the elevator to go in my tower. She told me youre more shy than on the
Internet as a provocation. So I slowly caressed her naked arm with my hand, then her neck,
then descent in dive on her tits. She threw herself upon me you dude, with all what youve
written on Adopt, youd better be an animal, otherwise all my friends are going to laugh when
I am going to tell them . Then, she kissed me. We undressed, we went on my bed, she
sucked me. Oh my god, she is very good at it. Best blowjob of 2014 for now. Then I went for
a cunnilingus with my forked and teasing tongue ohlala it is the first cunnilingus of my life
that is correct well no, it is good, it is just that the others were crappy. Hmm I like your
fingers too, and I would adore caressing your lobes of ear, do you mind? Oh yes I like your
nimble fingers!!!
sdkjgdklsjgsdlkjs (me, trying to speak with the mouth full of cyprine)
hmmm so good. Do you find me talkative? Then, she rose on me and fucked me such a
rider. I turned her around and took her doggystyle yesssssss harder, oh yes its SO good,
youre a GOD (true story), the most enduring man I ever met yessssssssssssssss .
After sex, she asked me whats my sexual grade / 20 ? me I give you a 17
huu well heee, 8/10 for the blowjob and 7/10 for the rest, so 15.
OK Then, we discussed, she is nice and cool except that she usually hangs out with
dealers I like bad boys . She had only 8 lovers in her life, including one during 8 years. As
a consequence, she was surprised when I told her how many lovers I had (much more). She
told me the story of one of her friends who did not have sex since 1.5 year and who told her
oh all the same it has been only 1 month since you did nothing and are you in lack yet, be
careful this guy you want to visit is probably a psychopath . We recognize here the frustrated
girls, or those who have never really tasted the pleasure of the human enjoyment at the first
date. I love debates like that, could be in a collection of the best conversations under MDMA.
In my Facebook other inbox I received something. The message of the ex of this girl who
asked me like a fanatics and jealous starved dude how do you know Victoire ??? I almost
answered the truth, but finally I said to myself that the discretion and the respect for this girl
were going to be my new trump cards in 2014. Knowing that I am as reliable as a promise of
Franois Hollande
I salute you, dear PUA colleagues. I also salute the Peeping Toms who read this text but who
did nothing this year. I finally salute the girls who read me in secret then touch their panties
during the night in their bed like sensualists sleepwalkers. Well, kisses. Im done here.
May the God of the Game be with you !
- 13 -
The German touch
February 21st, 2014

Back from taekwondo around 11:30 pm. I cooked small fried potatoes by watching a bullshit
with cats on YouTube, just to recover. I moved finally towards my bedroom when,
SUDDENLY, while I washed my teeth (maybe only two minutes before going to bed) My
mobile vibrated!!!
Still awake ? Number that started by +336, I said to myself it was certainly the girl I
fucked earlier. What does she want from me at this late hour, this bitch ? I clicked the
message and noticed that no, it was another girl who wanted my cock. I never register the
numbers then its a mess. Being more organized would have been one of my resolutions of
2014 if I had been more serious. So I need to speak to you about this girl.
I had hastily approached her on Adopt, something like two or three weeks ago. She agreed to
have sex, in theory, but wanted at first to go having a drink in a bar. As a result, I sent her to
hell because I felt laziness. But I received a message a few days later from 6ft (the tall 30
years old woman I adore who is beautiful and with whom I have made a threesome last
November):
And now I have to reassure my friends you contact on Adopt!!! :p
What ? Did I shock one ?
Not really, but she was not very secure by the fact of not passing by the compartment lets
have a drink in a bar . She saw that we were friends on FB, she called me and I told her all
the good I think of you!
Well. Who is it ?
Eva
Ah yeah, but having a drink in town pisses me off, Im not sure I will go. But thanks darling
;)
Yeah I know Im weird . Who is she for you ?
A friend
Well how can I say that Except the fact she is one of your friend , does she deserve that I
move my fucking ass?
She is a great girl (smart, fun, nice) but I dont know her in the biblical sense!
Well, all this motivated me a little (I had to defend my reputation established by means of this
awesome letter of recommendation written by 6ft) : I thus visited her FB profile. Fuckable
according to her two profile pictures but I wasnt that excited. As a result, when she
suggested me screwing her last Tuesday, I was at my parents and I didnt make the trip.
Laziness again. I dont care, thats what I said to myself. However, yesterday evening, I had
nothing better to do except sleeping and she offered herself to me free of charge. Then, I said
yes.
- 14 -
When she arrived, I wasnt disappointed: finally better than on her pictures. Her German
accent gave her a sexy side, her very blue eyes, her hair and her red coat too. Her face
reminds me Misha Cross face, but less thin. Actually, she has got charm. I am always wary
when an enticing up to the end of nipples girl wants to sell her friends, this is why I didnt got
a swollen head.
She came back from a party around 3 am oclock and apparently wanted to have more fun.
Can we sit down ? she asked.
Yeah, on my bed. There, we lengthened (do not look for the logic), and she started talking.
The German touch : even barefoot, she avoided putting them on my bed. Bed on which took
place surprising Southern orgies that even DSK caught envying (without the prostitutes rented
on Amazon). She asked me what I studied, what I wanted to do later, etc. Fuck we dont care.
But it was nervous: she felt the tension and did not know how to manage it. The best thing to
do, in that case, it is to be quiet and comfortable so that she becomes in her turn quiet and
comfortable (conditions convenient to a sexual intercourse).
It is also necessary to watch our own physical language, it is one of the only things that can
fuck up the thing (because our appearance was validated on the photos on the Internet but not
our attitude more information in Secrets for seducing on the Internet). Another thing that
can make you fail, are the tricky questions. For example, she asked me would you like
studying German?
I dont know, certainly, I like the languages. If I had answered no I dont like the
Boches or if I had put my finger on my mustache to imitate Adolf, that would have spoil
everything. Well, you understood the principle. We do not attack tender spots in these
moments (except the G-spot).
When I felt she was cooked to perfection, I moved my hand lighlty on her leg and she kissed
me directly. She was in a hurry to succumb to my Gallic charm. I undressed her and made her
a little cunnilingus. She enjoyed. Then she undressed me and sucked me. Nice blowjob. She
came on me You know I am allergic to latex
No prob, I also have condoms without latex, I am equipped like a professionel . I was
fucked rather pleasantly, then I overturned her and gave her an orgasm WITH ONE SINGLE
FINGER on her clitoris, like E.T. could have done it (except that my finger is not red nor
bright in the stick). She told me waiteuh a minuteuh, I am very sensitiveuh afteuh the
orgasmeuh . Well OK, thats good, I was dead. I sincerely turned her around to admire her
tattoo that represents autumn sheets and because I liked her ass, I took her doggy-style. I was
welcomed by a oh yaaaaaaaaaaaa . I came in my turn and fell asleep. I dreamed that I shot
a poor quality porn movie with an old mobile phone in a cellar of Stalingrad.
This morning, we a little talked before she leaves to go to work. She went on two online dates.
The first one he kissed me like a dog without lips (its a quote). The second one, he
made me pass something like a job interview to see if we would be compatible on the longterm . Seriously. By the way, its what most of the guys do on the dating site, they ask you
what you are studying, what you want to do later, etc. Always the same thing.
A little bit like what you asked me at the beginning, right?
Its true. Well, lightness, casualness. Damned, be more simple. Even if they are not often
able to do the same thing.
We will remember as a main rule that it is better to move our ass than to sleep.
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May the God of the Game be with you.
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I love you Italian-style
February 21st, 2014

I had spoken to this girl on Adopt in September, I guess. We had to make a porn movie
without camera together but that finally did not happen. The souffl and my cock fell as fast
as a guillotine that would dcabite (cut your dick : bedick) you like it is often the case with
the chicks. But the situation however took an unexpected turning point: Padawan has recently
approached her on Adopt and they talked about me (merci poto). Watch out, at the risk of
shocking sensitive souls, I am in an incredible bad faith in the following extract (I am not
really such a jerk at the bottom of me, I just keep up to the times) :
HER : How are you? I am speaking with one of your buddies apparently! He does not
understand why I did not succumb to your charm I said that I had especially not taken time
to meet you lol
ME : Who are you talking to ?
HER : Padawan
ME : Lol . well its simple . I gave you your chance . you preferred postponing ceaselessly by
taking me for a marionette who would be available when YOU would have decided it then its
over now
HER : Yes I know I assume the full responsibility. All the same I did not take you for a
marionette
ME : You didnt deign to make any effort because you believed that Adopt was a distributor
of guys like me so go on and bang some suckers, the one who have lose the most in this story
it is you, love
HER : Lol too bad you think that but ok I accept no worries
ME : Too bad I think what, go on explain your point of view
HER : Its a pity that you believe that I consider Adopt as a distributor of guys like you and
that I am going to bang suckers because it is not true! I would never have allowed myself to
consider you as a marionette, I have just not taken time for you just like for the others because
I had more important things to do
ME : Well then how do you call this?
HER : And know that you too are missing something
ME : Always postponing for shitty excuses . yeah probably I missed something except that I
have nothing to regret : it is not me who stands between me and what Im missing its you
HER : Ok
ME : Then unless you have now a solid and concrete proposal to make
HER : And in addition, by thinking well about it I have not the impression I have postponed a
lot of dates with you! Look at previous conversations ! [she is right]
ME : Answer not next
HER : Lol yes sir . what is a solid proposition for you ?
ME : A place a day an hour and no flake
ME : and sex
HER : Lol youre very good, reverse psychology and straightforward it is really what works
with me!
ME : So much the better if I did sting you to the quick then maybe that I had underestimated
you
- 17 -
HER : Probably yes

ME : So will you stop flaking me?
HER : Does it bother you that I talk to your buddy?
ME : No I dont care why ?
HER : Idk you quickly overreacted like yeah go on and bang suckers all this lol
ME : Its ok, he is not THAT a sucker
Amazing (I talk like an American dude) ! There are probably a lot of guys outside who are
jealous because a girl they have never met ALSO talks to their buddy on the Internet ! Wow, I
did not know that we still practiced ablations of testicles in the birth! Well, then, by force of
circumstance, we spoke about her with Padawan and we invented a phony game : THE FIRST
ONE WHO SLEEPS WITH THE ITALIAN/CORSICAN WINS. Usually, the hesitation of a
woman when I suggest her going fucking for free without condom in a rotten motel sleeping
with me ASAP is eliminating is but in this case I decided to leave her a second chance. Then,
I had nothing to lose, thats it what is good with this : it is like going to the casino (slot
machines not to do errands) if you only could win.
Okay, so. I had another date at the end of the afternoon but the girl has flaked me (fortunately
she did it early I have a training that was not planned finally this afternoon ). I didnt
care, I had planned 2 dates today, knowing perfectly that both girls were feverish thus that at
least one on two was going to cancel so I sent to the Italian/Corsican on FB thank you for
confirming for this evening : 06 XX XX XX XX ! kisses darling
Lol it looks like a business meeting!
You will pass an interview
Apparently . The interest of the nickname darling here is the implementation of a
frame: if she answers without criticizing, it is because she agrees to be my darling or my
love I also use this when I provoke nasty silly bitches : this contrast (that a guy is openly
laughing at them while giving to them cute nicknames) really pisses them off in general.
Awesome. The good side of this it is also because we quickly get used to this and we can
more easily tell it to girls who interest us during a face-to-face sincere flirtation: it has
generally an impact.
If none of the two had come, maybe would I have tried to contact a hot Polish prostitute
presenting a recent AIDS test as her resume. With Paris Hilton and a Thai whore as members
of the jury to estimate my performance who would have written a note on my buttocks with
their favorite red lipstick. I know that the other girl flaked me because she did not make any
counterproposal : she has just chicken out. What does not mean that she did not want to enjoy.
Thus here we are, she came to my place. 26 years, classy, working girl, Italian or Corsican
cute little accent. A sparkling brunette with a charming face. Not bad. On the other hand,
rather shy IRL, crossed arms, closed posture, etc.. After 10 minutes in my lounge, I found that
time passed slowly then I said I show you something if you want?
OK
Come on (compliance test)
What is it? I switched on the light ohhh thats your bedroom lol
Yeah, and thats my bed, do you want to sit down ?
Sure. Then we spoke about her Adopt dates and gender relations, then I ran my magic
finger on every not hidden part of her skin that was not covered by cloth (roughly: her arms)
and she asked when will you kiss me ? Unless you dont want me
- 18 -
Well I think it is going to happen soon . Well, then, In the order or in bulk I dont
remember : I liked her pussy, handjob (no blowjob too bad : she must be shy), I went down on
her again, I cant wait I really want you right now please , missionary, rider, two orgasms,
doggy style ah youre good . After sex, she acted way less shy, the exchange of fluids
creates bounds, cool. Sex first.
To answer her, I think that it depends on the person and the situation if I am good or not (a
moose of modesty has just invaded me, I hope Im not sick). This week it was OK, fucking
modjo ! I made three different come in two days and not ugly ones. The God of the Game
is with me for the week of my birthday, cool. With this rhythm, I even risk the overdose of
cyprine: I hope I wont finish sick of women until 2048
I give you kisses. Everywhere, everywhere. Yes yes, I insist. Smack. And buy my ebooks fuck
I need money (to pay my consumption of cocaine and take some mistresses) !!! And make me
presents for my birthday too! Thanks you !
The (inconvenient) truth about gender relations
How to sublimate your body language
Secrets for seducting on the Internet
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The panda tamer
Written by Padawan on February 4th 2014,

Sometimes, the modjo does not leave you and you know that it is eventually going to work. I
had not sent Sergeant Popol to the fight since almost 1 month. He was ready to recover and to
go back on the battlefield even after having fired a big cartridge.
Yesterday I had a date with a scamp met on Adopt. It is necessary to say that the trying to
pick up online had not been very complicated. The girl sexualized a little bit and I just had to
outbid after; small extract (yes it is about pandas, because I told her that I was a trainer of
pandas) :
She : What do you generally do during a first date ?
Me : I tame and I take the panda to the zoo to give her care
She : Where do you tame ? You take her at your home?
Me : Ahah does it scare you ?
She : Yes a little
Me : No reason !
The panda remains free
But generally she likes her new house
What would you do for a first date ?
She : Mmm the ideal would be that the panda and the tamer go have a drink together then
decide what they will do later
Me : I always liked taming when the panda comes to drink
She : Me too I like being tamed after having had a glass of wine
Here I am in front of her at 10 pm, she takes some muscatel wine, me some red wine. The
waiter tries a little here the girls do not pay by taking my bill. Well its OK, for 2 I was
not going to act skinflint, but for my game it was not very good. Later the waiter was a bro
and proposed us a table more quiet. Again installed, we start to say bullshit, she even
sexualizes herself the conversation! We come there to speak about porn, about the size of the
male genital organ according to the region of the world, or still about her theory according to
which men who practice martial arts have the biggest cocks because you need big balls to do
that ( welcome to the club Fab ). She touches my leg unintentionally and says a little
sorry , I answers if you want to play footsie you can go on, do not find yourself excuses
by stressing well the fact that it was sexual with the tone of my voice.
We finish our drinks and we go home, we do not really know how that is going to take place.
I walk with her and arrived near her street, she tells me I live here silently I pretend to go
with her and I continue the conversation casually.
- 20 -
Her small studio is nice, we settle on the sofa bed, and we still discuss. She takes a pillow in
her arms to keep her warm. I say are you not ashamed to take a pillow to keep you warm
while tonight you have a guy at your home with you? Thus I take her in my arms. Then we
start watching a Hentai (porn manga). In fact it looks like she watches a lot of porn with her
friends, but with me she is not comfortable then we stop. I get closer to her by discussing
without kissing her to make rise the tension.
We both crack and it was so good ! Her small breasts were firm, as well as her muscular body
that has good forms. Her small mouth on my sex was divine. Mine on her lips (you know
which ones) gave us the desire to go farther even if I prolonged with my fingers to excite her.
I do not know why we fit into very well (I think it really depends on the partner) : she
managed perfectly the andromaque [cowgirl/whisper] (what is not common) and the
suspended union [ascent to desire] was orgasmic. It is a difficult position for the most part of
the women I met because they did not know how to position nor to sheathe, she had never
tried those positions but everything was well done.
We did it twice, she came 3 times. I wont bother you with her eulogies on my physical
appearance and the repeated you are sexy .
In brief, an excellent adventure! I do not know if I am going to see her again but I keep my
modjo which is certainly going to urge me to write other lines here.
Cyprinely yours,
Padawan, trainer of pandas.
- 21 -
For having seen the FB profile of the girl, I can say she is sexy. I looked at her photos in
a bikini the same way as a starving North African would salivate in front of a couscous
royale. Padawan makes me proud because he is finally successful with my advice for
trying to pick up on the Internet. For my part : I slept alone that night, for the first time
since 1989, because I had taken the bad habit of always having a girlfriend in stock.
A slight drawback maybe on the complicated and difficult sexual practices for a first
date like Padawan did : it is not compulsory to fall down as soberly as a dress of
Genevive de Fontenay Because that does not make all the girls feel comfortable. And
even for yourself, you have nothing to prove (to yourself)! Well, the most important its
that she appreciated the session, she enjoyed and she is satisfied. Some claim they are
able to live by feeding only on the energy of the trees around them, I wonder if we can
live by feeding on handjobs, that would maybe be worth trying. On the other hand, I
liked the sex-opener are you not ashamed to take a pillow to keep you warm while
tonight you have a guy at your home with you?
- 22 -
Why did I put this Field Report on the blog? You will know in the next post !!! And I
can assure you that it will be even more rock n roll than a serving between a Jean-Luc
Mlanchon in heat and a Marine Le Pen affected by vaginitis! More disconcerting than
Sgolne Royal deciding to rape her ex-husband Franois Hollande in the premises of
the Elysee by encircling him on a chair in solid gold, while Julie Gayet would look at the
scene by masturbating while thinking of Benjamin Castali on whom she fantasizes since
he presents Secret Story ! More improbable than a foursome of reconciliation without
condom between Valrie Trierweiler, Alain Soral, Nicolas Sarkozy and Manuel Valls
(Franois Bayrou would be there too but he would remain soft) that would finish in
bukkake and that she would tell in a second best-seller under the title Thank you for
these knocks of crop .
See you soon !
May the God of the Game be with us !
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My first threesome WMM
February 22nd 2014,

Hi friends, its past noon and I hardly open an eye. Needs to say that I spent a so exciting
night that I had trouble sleeping. I type this FR to try to clean up my thoughts.
Yesterday, we went out with Padawan, in a small bar of the city center (the one where many
foreigners go and where it smells the rotten egg inside). Guess who we ran into, damn?!
Youll never guess : into the girl whom my very dear Padawan undressed at the beginning of
the month (the one who watches manga porns with her friends). A good leg and a golden girl,
according to him. I wanted to verify.
She was with her friends. A set of 4 girls who were drinking some wine and dancing. We
walked towards her ignoring royally the others, Padawan introduced me, she was
embarrassed, I a little forced her all the same to give a kiss to me were not animals ! Then,
I let them talk together, so I wasnt the big weirdo. I settled a little farther, casually sat on the
file of a chair. Honestly, I a little felt nervous like an artist before coming on stage. Then I
preferred to shut up and watch my body language rather than to take the risk of saying a
bullshit. I looked at the guys who danced and I was scandalized that we call that having
fun . Good thing the ridiculous does not kill. The lack of alphaness neither. I didnt feel this
evening, for Gods sake, I didnt feel it .
After a while, the friend of Padawan came talking of this and that with me whereas he
warmed her very slightly from behind. Submission by the eyes : up to here everything goes
well. Absolutely not perturbed by the merry-go-round of my wingman, but seeing clearly
through his game, I told casually the girl the night when we warmed The Girl Of The Body
Painting together in my bedroom. I described how much it had driven her crazy. I saw her
attractive naughty eyes beginning to shine.
But I didnt feel it all the same, this dead duck. Especially that there was her whores of
friends, fucking cockblocks, who were a pain in the neck to me. Then I was so to speak a little
bit vile with them. Needs to say that I had poked at least 2/4 on FB and that they had written
me the usual shit like who r u? , why do u poke me or what is a poke and that I was
quite a troll in my answers then here we are, I paid it because they made my reputation with
Padawans FF. He is a jerk, a fucking asshole, etc. But go on the other one, he is cute. We
cannot say that I did not deserve it but well Who sows the wind reaps the cyprine says
the proverb, no ? Ah no, it doesnt say that.
Dont worry, I am used to get it in the neck with the fair sex. It is the principle of The Game.
Women make us suffer. The seducers are send to hell. They get it in the neck. It is sure that it
is not the poor guy who keeps the same idiot all his life who can understand that. I am Chuck
and Padawan is Nate. He is the Apollo with well drawn abs and I am the guy that we fuck
because the indecency attracts and fascinates. One of her miserable friends came speaking to
me I have to occupy you so that your buddy can pick up my buddy. [She had probably not
understood that they already slept together, ahlala women and their secrets]
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really ? its cool, go on occupies me, and do not hesitate to call a friend to help you darling.
I am very greedy.
well no but I have boyfrienddddddddddd, dude.
its cool anyway my buddy wont pick up your friend in this bar, we are gonna make a
3some.
sure I love saying truths like that, on the tone of provocation: they never believe me
and yet !
I did recover, stage fright left me, the modjo of my three fucks in two days took over the top
(I felt invincible and cocky again) and I said to the two lovebirds, do you want to go in a
place where your friends are not? it would be a shame to shock them anyway.
OK we can go outside if you want its hot here. I finish my drink, you dont drink anything
you ?
I dont know, do you want to give me some of yours ?(compliance test)
yes, take some. Finally, there was maybe a hope to spend a great night. Even a downright
awesome night.
We went out and we walked to my house. Where are we going ?
Lets just have a walk, guided by the night. Snipes FR about threesomes&foursomes
suddenly came back to my mind. We do not put into words the thing, we do not say lets go
to my place , we say lets go and we arrive to my place. Mouahahah. In brief, we took
the elevator, we sit on my bed and nobody breaks the magic and we stayed in the darkness I
a little have pain in the eyes this is why I dont turn on the light (one more awesome Snipes
trick).
- 25 -
Me, I sat on the bed next to her, and Padawan was standing in front of us. He caught a book
and started reading it, while undressing on his own, until he finished topless with open pants.
Like if it was totally normal. I did not try to take advantage of it to fiddle with her nor
anything, that would have looked try too hard, then I told her are you cold ?
no why ?
well I dont know, you still have your jacket and she took it off. Then I said to Padawan
come on the bed, I am going to put candles to enlighten you . I fetched candles in the
lounge but on my way Padawan, did you see my sweater ? Ive just lost it. ; Pada, my
belt, I dont know where I put it, and my pants opened alone . We put three perfumed
candles and it is me who continued the reading while she jumped on Padawan and while they
started kissing. She was really put under stress, I guess. Two topless men, open pants, while
she was still dressed. Padawan undressed her, she was passive, whereas I was concentrated on
my reading. When she was naked, she said are you sure you want to continue the reading ?
do you want me to stop ?
as you want euh I dont know what to do or say in this situation I dont know how to
handle it. I went towards her, we kissed each other, I touched her attractive firm body and
Padawan started fingering her. She shook me meanwhile, and I can tell you that I was very
hard. Her breasts and buttocks, are severe arguments that automatically make young
heterosexual men like me react. We a little presented her with a fait accompli to fuck her
together, but I always preferred asking for forgiveness rather than for permission.
Then, I came down to lick her while she sucked Padawan. Big time. I dunno why nor how but
I went limp. I maybe had problems managing the ambient male energy. I was a little
embarrassed, it broke the dynamics, but nevertheless I was excited downright then I tried to
masturbate to come back in the party. When Padawan started to take her doggystyle hard, she
sucked me to help me to get hard again. I have to say it worked well. The energy circulated
between us, I was full of modjo. This type of energy that comes living in you during this kind
of act is indescribable. Nothing to do with traditional fucks. I cannot you say how long it
lasted, but she was fucked hard and I had a good time in her mouth. When Pada had stopped
slapping her ass, she turned towards him to lick his body as to thank him and it is me took her.
Fuck me oh yes harder thats what she said, I swear. Fuck, that excited me to death. A
little less liked when Padawan caught my alarm clock to time us. I found that strange.
Then, we discussed until 4 or 5 am by eating almonds and Goji berries like bohoes. I
discovered a really simple, nice girl and everything, cool. I was not against a second round but
we didnt do it. In any case, the queen of the day today, it is her. She had two guys for her
(and not the worst of the world). And she had moved forward in the head: overcoming the
social pressure like that and going out of her comfort zone bravo. It is not the kind of thing
that normally happens, normally you go out in a bar looking for a 2some , in the best case.
It can happen only if you fell on guys like us. Anyway, she will have a great souvenir for
later. But I dont think she will tell it to her current friends. Moreover she told me that the tall
brunette who said I have a boyfrienddddddddddddd, dude cheats on him non-stop. Bitch.
We are not fags, and she is not a whore (if you still have this fucking mindset, do not hesitate
to read The (inconvenient) truth about gender relations). When they left, she had difficulty in
walking but her eyes were full of stars. Lucky girl !
Padawan shared his best sexfriend of the moment with me for my anniversary! I am moved,
what a present, what a birthday doggy style ! I need to find a way to thank him, because I am
a polished boy all the same. This is a real bro who understood the spirit of Game : take and
give and carpe diem. Needs to have reached a fucking level in the head to be able to do that.
- 26 -
To be capable of realizing this kind of thing. Maybe we are crazy. Besides being proud of
him, I said to myself that this kind of moments, it creates bounds all the same. Finally here we
are, I was lengthened on my bed and other euphoric thoughts crossed me. What did I do to
deserve that ? That very morning by going out for shopping, very far from suspecting what
was going to take place, a veiled yucky girl made her credit card fall in the street and like a
gentleman I ran after her on 200 meters to give it back to her. The karma maybe ? Can be a
factor, no ?
PS = if you thought that the meeting in the bar was fortuitous and that the threesome was not
the purpose since the beginning you are very naive mouahahaha. I love corrupting young
girls!
This morning, it is the soft ringing of the bell of my telephone that woke me up. A hot girl I
approached on Adopt (Ive already talked about her in a previous post) sent me an attractive
photo of her buttocks without I asked her for anything like if she had felt that it was again
necessary for her to draw my attention again. They are very good these women all the same.
Sixth sense, feminine intuition, all this shit It is thus my 4th FC in two days, success calls
success. For more advice, read Secrets for seducing on the Internet.
May the God of the Game be with open-minded women !
- 27 -
- 28 -
Second threesome this week-end
Written by Padawan on February 23rd 2014,

Well you know it, Fafou is a polite boy. Then to thank me for Friday evening, yesterday he
introduced me to 6ft.
We had an appointment at the Chassdo because I wanted to hunt another girl.
Just before going, I fall on the Sardine on Adopt (an ex conquest of Fab he had banged while I
took care of her friend in a birthday last year). Because I really had no time I propose her cash
a 4some, a small extract :
Sardine : Hello young Padawan, keep your Charms darling we have already met
Me : Ahaha I know thats why I sent you a charm ^^ so my sardine are you hungry ?
Sardine : Oh rascally!! of sex, yes all the same, but I am on a diet of man.
Me : Ah you want women now ?
Sardine : Oh no thanks you theres nothing more boring! Are you hunting?
Me : Yeah baby Im chasing ;) and I suppose you too ! are you interested in a foursome
tonight ? (yeah Im direct because it is tonight or never ^^)
Sardine : No Im fine thank you
Me : I thought you were more kinky all the same you can try to look innocent huh but every
women have this fantasy. Have you already tried all at least ?
Sardine : Yeah several times thats why Im not that interested.
Me : Maybe it wasnt good persons so
You prefer twosomes now ^^
Sardine : Huh.. sorry Padawan Im not a sportswoman, and I love beef. Do you understand
Me : Loooool
Yeah yeah I understand, it is for your friend and all this blah blah blah ^^
Sardine : Waaa not at all we dont speak to each other anymore I fucked her ex! Its sad but
its life, and I love life too much
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Me : Wah wah ! You make me have a lot of fun ^^ well she should learn how to have fun
instead of doing bullshit like that all the time :)
Ah and not only blondes are welcomed, I just said that they were my type [on my profile] !
Dont feel rejected love :)
Seriously come having fun tonight alala !
Sardine : No seriously tonight Im busy and I didnt sleep for 24h so Id be bad
Me : I like the contradiction if you tell me that you are busy then why do you tell me that you
would be bad? women and your fake excuses
Come on ! We will have a good time, we will cuddle you, and you will see that we will give
you some of our energy
Sardine : No Im going to bed now! I have a drink and thats it. I say no to you from the
beginning, Im not looking for excuses I am not a young girl you know
Sent via iPhone
Me : Youre breaking my heart big sardine. Its OK there will be people you know ;)
Sardine : Yeah I know that you and my sardine are always together
Me : Obviously ! More there will be sardines and more well enjoy Frankly you have an
opportunity to have fun but you are going to bed and will miss something, I thought that you
loved life
Sardine : You make me laugh! Stop with your 2 sesteriums arguments I am a dead-walker, I
love life, but it is not for a no that I am not credible anymore!
Well I didnt see the last message, I was already gone. I thus met Fab and 6ft : I like her she is
quite exciting ! We try to turn her on to incite her to go hunting, but over the moment I feel
that the ant is not unselfish! She wants her two cocks just for her!
Fab went for a pee and we see him coming back 2 seconds later with guess who this
fucking Sardine ! This girl thus spent her evening in the Chassdo and was at the same time on
Adopt The height of the hypocrisy (she had sent her last message at midnight). The poor
girl had got fat since last year and she had cut her hair. huge mistake fat ass !
We all agreed that she wasnt up to our expectations anymore !
So, we did nothing at the bar, 6ft didnt want to share us, we thus went at her place. I found
her apartment very nice, I like analyzing the apartments of people because we learn a lot on
their personality. Well in any case she had tidied up well because she knew she was going be
doggystyled violently!
We stick to her together, each on one side and we begin to undress her : her energy and her
excitement rose.
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We eventually arrived on the bed and we made a lot of oral sex, a real swallower of sabre!
Her little mischievous eye contacts were very exciting! We switched, I stimulated her G-spot
with my fingers, she couldnt handle more, she twisted, I thus told Fab Hold her ! and
boom, she was blocked, she had to come ! Too good ! We did it several times and then I
broke down.
While she was blowing Fab, I took care of her ass with a good violent doggy like I love doing
it to naughty girls who deserve so !
At the moment I came, I took another condom and I restarted like if nothing had happened.
She was folded on the bed, I do not know how long this moment lasted but I stopped because
I got tired physically: I had doubled in volume because all my muscles was inflated because
of the effort.
She continued sucking Fab, by lying face down. After a small rest I returned giving her some
pleasure in lying down doggy-style. At this moment I felt that a strong energy surrounded the
group, like if we flew away the orgasm was powerful: at the beginning I was soft and then I
had an excess of energy I would not know how to explain I wanted to demolish something,
a little bit like fury ! I thus did about twenty push-up to calm down and it worked
6ft began riding Fab then he took her in lying down doggy-style, she was fucked hard while I
caressed her.
We then rested, Fafou went back home, he needed some rest with all the sperm he sent this
week ^^ (Bravo bro because it is necessary to have a lot motivation and desire after all these
efforts;) )
When we had sex again in rather all the positions, she covered me with her cyprine up to the
top of the navel, rather crazy and rare!
Finally Im not even able to synthesize everything, there was really too many caresses, looks
and pleasure ! I will especially remember that she had a lot of orgasms and enjoyed! Us too !
Thanks to Fab for having introduced me to a so generous and open-mined girl (maybe
because she is 31?)
Otherwise tomorrow I will watch a movie with an English girl, I hope it will be good ! More
adventures very soon probably :)
May the cyprine flow freely !
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After the tae kwon do, I was so tired, but I motivated myself all the same to arrange this
meeting for my buddy (after last night, I was flying, but youll see that Ive quickly lost
my energy). I was a little disappointed by the attitude of 6ft who did not even try to pick
up with us. She even made opposition. Strange for a girl bisexual, hypersexual and used
to orgy clubs. We had planned to make a foursome this weekend but that thus divided
into two threesomes. I think that it is the approach anxiety that has stopped her but I
had by far preferred to go hunting with The Girl of the Body Painting. 6ft is btw taller
than 6ft because she is taller than Padawan. It was funny when we positioned, him in
front of and me behind her, to touch her and undress her: I had the impression to
besiege a castle-fort and to bring down a tower. Like Louis le Pieux. Then, we put her on
the stake of sex like Jeanne dArc and we stoned to death her with cocks. All kidding
aside.
During the act, I felt put aside, like if the fact that Padawan is a new cock for her
justified that she had to oversell it in terms of attention and compliments. By making
threesomes with two girls, I quickly understood that it is necessary to put them on an
equal footing at the risk of putting one ill-at-ease. That gave me difficulties of erection
all this, certainly because the girl lost her purity under my eyes she did not excite
me much. The bitterness disrupts a little my prose and my erections at the moment.
After sex, they began speaking about music metal both in a corner. Totally in their
bubble. I was very bad, a strange sensation invaded me A shitty thing looking like
sadness. I said that I was not feeling good, that I was going to leave: they didnt really
care. Then, they had sex again without me. That also, I lived it badly. In this fucking
plan, I really had the impression to be an intermediary whom they then egoistically
kicked out to be quieter. For example, if a married guy grants a threesome with two
guys to his wife, it is not so that the newcomer fucks his wife when he is not here rules,
priorities and a little of respect are all the same required otherwise its a mess. I thus
want my future wife to be hot and pious. With a padlock transplanted to the entrance of
her genitals, which key would be hidden in my pair of underpants.
Two words on his Game with the Sardine. Everything in the provocation well, it can
work. The only thing I didnt like it is that he criticizes his ex. Otherwise, the logic of the
princesses is always so funny : I am not interested in men at the moment, nor in
women, but I am registered on Adopt . Or then I will go to bed early tonight and
then we meet her in a club. The girl who got fat and adopted a haircut that doesnt suit
her plays the decider and refuses a plan with a beautiful girl and two guys she likes
while she declared herself bisexual last year? So weird. Theres also the eternal logic
no Im not a girl like that Im not a slut then when you provoke her but Ive
already made several foursomes for fear of being thought of as a coward. Why not
more frankness and sincerity ? Read my ebooks for a better understanding
Well. Lets stay positive. 2 threesomes in 1 WE and 5 girls fucked in 3 days, not
everyone can do that !!! I have to restore self-confidence, to armor against egoism and to
get laid (no please not I cant handle more) some sleep !
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The 6th girl in 6 days
February 26th 2014,

Before beginning to write, by way of warning for the 17 readers whore still reading me,
I am anxious to specify that every page of this Field Report is initialed by one of my
sperm cells. What a waste when you know that at least one of these embryos would
probably have been the author of a world-class best-seller within 30 years!
Youre home, quietly installed in front of your TV, when someone is knocking at the door.
Surprise, its me ! I approach and kiss you, and the desire rises of a sudden. You realize that I
still have my jacket when you take it off, surprised again, Im only wearing underwear. I think
that I obtained the sought effect ;) You stick me to the wall and come closer to whisper in my
ear that you want me. I take your hand then lie you down on the back. I start kissing your
neck, your trunk, I spend my language almost everywhere on you. I feel your breath
accelerating, youre savoring. I nibble, lick, kiss, everywhere. I go down again and stay there
for a long time, because I love it I take your sex in mouth, play with it, accelerate then slow
down, spend my hands or my tongue on your testicles. Your legs tremble, you hang on to my
hair, trying to make me move. When I go back up, you turn me and take me of a sudden! It
makes me scream. Needs to say that all this fucking turned me on. You take me the way I like,
hardly, you turn me in all directions. Then I feel you accelerating, a little more, still more,
and coming with relief Definitely, it was a good idea that I visit you.
Because it was a quite long message, I received it in the form of a MMS message and not a
simple text. So, I answered ahahah when I saw ONE NEW MMS I thought that you sent me
a naughty picture but it is very too . Roughly, I made the idea germinate in her mind instead
of asking her directly for a naked picture like a weirdo. When she actually send the first one to
me, I answered her by two-three topless photos and told her that I liked what I saw (to
encourage her). In the end, I got her naked. It is this technique I always use to get naked
photos from girls without risking to miss one because I would be thought of as a big pervert. I
dont like being thought of as what I am. You know, a lot of girls out there have a narcissistic
side and enjoy the effect their attractive body can have on us, poor obsessed males! With her,
another thing made me have fun : every day in the morning I asked her what color was her
underwear!!! It create bounds ;)
A few days later, she wrote me another text. You arrive at my place and when youve just
come through the door, you jump on me. I feel your hands on my neck, on my breasts, my
stomach, my hips, my buttocks, all this while you touch my mouth with your lips. I try to kiss
you but every time I approach, you make a step back, it drives me crazy. When you are finally
passive, I heave a sigh of pleasure. I take off your shirt while your head is in my tits, while
you kiss me in the neck. I put my hand in your hair, your back, on your buttocks (fuck, I love
mens buttocks) and pushes you up to the bedroom where I finish undressing you. Just by
seeing your already hard sex, I am totally wet. Just to make it even harder I linger above,
spending my lips, my tongue almost everywhere, your legs are taken by cramps and I feast to
continue still a little. I all the same eventually take it in my mouth and hears that you sigh of
relief. I still continue a little then go back up by nibbling every piece of skin I can. You fall
over on me without penetrating into me and rub against me.
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That drives me crazy because I have just one single desire : that you take me, and you know
the effect it had on me. You put me on the stomach and come over me, while continuing your
little game. You kiss me in the nape of the neck, play with me then eventually take me in this
position in fact (by the way, it is my favourite) while I sigh of pleasure. We make love like that
for a moment, alternating the positions, with one single objective, mutually doing great good
to each other. I love these moments.
In real life, it took place a little bit differently. Date fixed at 3 pm in les alles provenales.
Arrived at 3:30 pm, I made her two-three contextual jokes in shape of caresses the
amygdala it is a spider (it is a gland but I do not remember why we spoke about that) and
I dont kiss at the first date, I fuck at the first date . I thus got acquainted with an attractive
girl, tall (almost 5ft8), natural blonde, nice cute face, but especially very soft and kind (she
studies veterinarian, thats explicit enough). I really looked forward to making her shout with
the overgrowth of explosive flesh that blocks me when I want to run like Pierre Woodman
would do to a young and innocent Polish actress that he would audition by tickling her vocal
cords with his swollen pipe.
We directly went to my place, without putting into words the thing. I have met again the old
caretaker, it is the 5th girl whom she sees me returning at home in one week! In the elevator, I
put my hand on her stomach (not the one of the caretaker), caressed it up to her tits by coming
closer to her lips but without kissing her. She was a player IRL just like on Adopt. Once in
my apartment, I stuck her to a wall, fiddled with her decently on the basis of respect for
Geneva Conventions then I turned her and put her fingers from behind with my left hand
while I caressed her clit with my right hand (I also bit her buttocks). She tried to catch my
cock but I prevented her from it youll play with it later to oblige her to concentrate on her
own pleasure. It is a little what we did lack in the threesomes last week: the girls giving and
receiving at the same time, that allowed them to find a diversion from their pleasure and not
to let themselves go completely. Nom dun cunni sec dune pipe molle ! [untranslatable]
Well. Because it turned me on too much, I then took off her small pink panties to take her
doggy-style up against that same wall. I took her from behind, but because she had a beautiful
plump ass, we could say that it is her best profile. Then she rose on me on the sofa of the
lounge (I took advantage of it to remove this bra she had for too long) and ended her in
missionary. Je ne savais plus quel (gros) sein me vouer [untranslatable]. So so good, her
body is very comfortable, it was a good fuck : there is a connection (probably a wavelength
story or something like that in any case something that overtakes us, poor mortal people). For
the anecdote, she kept her big fashion glasses all the time. We then a little chatted to recover
from these acrobatics (if too often practised that stuff could make us finish the ass stuck in a
wheelchair we like living dangerously).
Secondly, we went on my bed, I made her a massage, then I liked her. She came. Her pussy is
very tasty. She then made me a massage and turned me and sucked me from A to Z by using
my sex as a toothbrush (for those who still dont know, I am sponsored by the agency of the
oral health thus bring your social-security card when you come visiting me). I had a good
orgasm, it had been a long time since I had not been blown till the end like that. I guess thats
what I like the most. I could feed exclusively on blowjobs like that (and her too is organic
and gluten free).
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I wasnt expecting such a girl like that I mean that I wanted her but I didnt really know
with whom I had to deal because when she told me that she had only slept with 10 guys and
that she asked how many girls I had slept with : she looked disgusted when I announced a
number nevertheless 2/3 inferior to reality then I asked her if she found that it was a lot or
not. Fuck, I know nothing anymore about it : loss of reference points. Otherwise, she is funny
and has already made a threesome with two guys (two buddies met on Adopt). Eventually, she
asked me if I was going to call her back? Probably. Except that I am going to add her on FB
in the meantime and except that seeing my blog is maybe going to block her (it often
happens). This damned diary complicates my young heterosexual licker and wrongly
heartlessly persons life but it is for a good reason. Besides, just like some legends like
picking up with a fake mustache, I like putting myself handicaps.
Well, so, it was the 6th girl in 6 days, she is as a kind of bonus at the end of the DVD of
February. Except that my thing, it is rather books (like Secrets for seducing on the Internet in
which I teach how to make girls send you naked pictures and I also explain how to tempt
them to write erotic pages for you with some ready-made texts that you will only have to
copy-paste so they want to have sex with you long live the product placement).
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I had Lyon for breakfast
March 16th 2014,

I published nothing for a while but I have rather unusual things to be told : my pen weighed
7lb and my hands sulked in a corner. I looked at the blank page during two weeks with the
same fright than a young Roma would face Claude Guant. Thus this text will be particularly
long. Take a meal.
At the beginning of the month, the married woman of December 2012 came back visiting me.
This little trip from Brittany cost her all the same more than 300 + 1000 of business
expenses. I thus had to give it to her for her money in the bed. It was the case. I think
seriously of moving high-class escort-boy or orgasms donor for bored rich.
Last week, I went to try jeans. In a shop, after a few minutes, the seller told me you are all
the same cutter in reality than on your photos.
WHAT THE FUCK ? I turned around and saw a kind of 17 years old hottie, thin, average
size, rather big breasts but that hold very straight, decent buttocks, brown hair with
magnificent light blue eyes, fair skin In brief, a kind of east girl dressed like a bimbo. She
would have been able to make attractive the crappers of a nightclub. We talked a little, she
knows my blog and likes it. She showed me her two tattoos and I pretended to be more
interested in the jeans than by her but she dashed disturbed me the naughty girl. I tried a jeans
and she came into the changing room to warm me yummy you should take this one, it fits
well on you and I know how to open the fly . I didnt bought the jeans, I am not so easily
manipulable. Or I am really stupid. She told me that she was not free that same evening but
that she finished at 7 pm every Saturday (she is a high school student who took this job for
when she is not in class ie on Wednesday and Saturday). In brief, I said OK lets see each
other next Saturday after my tae kwon do training in addition its perfect because I finish at
6:30 pm . I sent her a message the next day but no answer until Wednesday when she finally
decided to end my ordeal:
ME : I was kind with you because you half raped me in the changing room, what was not
unpleasant (March 9th)
HER : Haha, I put a lot of myself into my work! (March 12th)
ME : Having had no answer, I thought that our project had fallen into the water. Too bad, I
said myself, that would have been able to make sparks! Still good for 19 hours Saturday?
HER : No, my cousin from Saint-Tropez is coming over.
HER : Or late
ME : late , it doesnt bother me , if its a sure thing
HER : I cant tell, plan something else if you want (9:18 pm)
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HER : I swear my cousin is coming, I didnt know before (9:29 pm)

I could think that she has flaked me and that our idyll is already finished but what leaves me a
hope it is the deadline between its last two messages without I answered in the meantime.
Roughly, seen that I did not answer after 11 minutes, she said to herself fuck I maybe was a
bit too hard on him and she came back to justify herself. Its a little indicator of interest. As
a consequence, I told her to make a counter-proposal when it would be a sure thing. Time will
tell. The young virgin is maybe afraid of facing me in a duel in the bed, me the valiant knight
tamer of hot dragoon. Then I joined Virgnie (my darling) and in the evening threesome again
with Padawan and 6ft. We could easily become used to it! But I am not sure that it is really
good for me even if I was less bad than the last time. They considered my criticisms.
On Thursday, the inhabitant of Lyon (cf. the attached girl FR *) with whom Padawan slept in
November came visiting him. Well, because Padawan still lives with his daddy and brother, it
is at my home that she stayed. Of course, before, I had a little warmed her on FB by using the
routine of the 20 magic questions (that I explain in Secrets for seducing on the Internet). We
had planned a busy schedule :
On Thursday 6-7pm: Padawan picks her up at the station and welcomes her then brings her at
my home and go back pick up his car to go to the tae kwon do.
On Thursday 7-8pm: I get acquainted alone with her, she is really cool, funny, pussy, has
charm, her Spanish origins are obvious up to the end of nipples, is not afraid of anything. She
has legs and humor, spirit and tits.
On Thursday 8-11pm: Training of tae kwon do, she waits alone in the hall and gets bored.
On Thursday 11pm-1am: Padawan goes at his place to eat and takes a shower (that lasts 3
hours), I eat with her at my home by whistling a Serge Gainsbourgs song. Then she says it
is really too easy I can have you when I want . We discuss and she tells me a threesome I
would like to try it but a foursome with a girl I dont want I am too much afraid its too
much at a time : sex with more than two people and with another girl, too many novelties in
one time . She flirts with me but always goes far from me, like a game. She says no when
I come closer. What does not prevent that I always win at this small game and that I finish at
the end of half an hour with my hand in her panties. She says stop I dont want
your body is nevertheless saying the opposite (she is wet)
oh fuck is that so obvious but I still refuse to kiss her. The problem here it is to
differentiate the true and the fake no , where from the mixture of the rapist. The desire
rises in her, she gets up me too I have hormones, I am not going to resist for a long time if
you continue like that . She runs in the apartment and I run after her. Funny. I catch her and
stick her against the reinforced door: with my right hand I caress her from behind and with the
left hand I finger her. She rises higher and higher on the scale of the pleasure, at this very
moment, she would do what I want. I ask her if she wants to play, she tells me yes what
game? I take her by the hand, drop her panties, removes my jeans and my boxer and make
her jump on me just by removing her pants. We undress in a granted disagreement and I
reveal her the invaluable treasure with which God endowed my crotch. She kisses me, its
not cool for Padawan she says by way of resistance while she is jumping on me for one
quart of an hour (but she likes prohibition like some people like money) then Padawan rings
at the door. I quickly finish her then I am going to open the door.
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On Friday 1-5am (when these mentally retarded Yankees persons still believe that we are on
Thursday) : Padawan arrives with 6fr and a bottle of wine. Not bad this wine, but the
inhabitant of Lyon was a little disturbed at the same time by the presence of another girl and
by what we had just done. By the way her make-up had a little run down. At a given moment
I am going to close the window, 6ft caught my hand then I kisses her, caresses her breasts
then comes down in her panties while Padawan and the inhabitant of Lyon watch us. After a
while, I come down between her thighs (she was sat on a chair) and starts licking her. It is the
signal, Padawan kisses the inhabitant of Lyon and it really begins. With 6ft we finish on the
ground warming like crazy and the two other dudes are on the couch. I suggest to my partner
joining our guests and that finishes with 6 hands and 3 tongues on the inhabitant of Lyon.
It drove her crazy. We more and more mixed and we switched the girls. At that moment, our
sextape would deserve to be broadcasted on Canal+. Great atmosphere, a lot of energy and I
finish with a facial on 6ft. Although I had difficulty in being hard because I have not any more
a great deal of desire for her. Im just realizing that what I have just written is as strange as
Tyrion Lannister captain of a team of basketball but I dont care that is the way it is.
On Friday 11am-1pm: I wake up next to the inhabitant of Lyon and we fuck like crazy. I am
not usually the kind of guy who says he is a virtuoso of sex to make hot young girls take it in
the sights (or somewhere else) but we started in the bed and we finished against my
refrigerator in the kitchen. She could not stop praising I should come to Aix more often
especially when she had a big orgasm stuck to the table of the kitchen sex is really good
with you3.
On Friday 1-3pm: we eat and I fuck her again on the ground. We then wash the proofs of our
alcoholic debauchery of the day before.
Vendredi 3-7pm: we go to the sea together with Padawan. He bathes in the water in the
middle of March, I dunno how he can do that And when he goes out with pectoral muscles
inflated up to the brain, he looks like James Bond in Casino Royal (the only character
potentially capable of making me doubt my heterosexuality) !
On Friday 7-9pm: I fuck the inhabitant of Lyon almost everywhere in the apartment to finish
by a doggy style of half an hour on my sofa. She literally stuffs it, so much that she cannot
handle it any more: she has a hard time. The best doggy style of my life she declares to me.
Im not surprised : me too, I liked very much. In fact, due to sex and living like
roommates with her, we creates bounds.
On Friday 9pm-4am: Padawan joins us and we go together out to eat sushis. I almost
suffocated, big ball in the throat, I say to myself that it is psychosomatic (I had regularly some
when I was depressed a few years ago). Then we show her the city (it was time after two
days) and we go have a drink in a bar then it ends in threesome at my place (its crazy when I
think that some take it excessively badly when I fiddle their friends but I let them fiddle with
my buddy). We all are exhausted. Her best friend called her to ask her what she was doing
and she answered that she was having hard sex with two guys. He did not believe her.
On Saturday noon-2pm: sex like a madman with her and she returns in Lyon in ride sharing. I
hope that we will go there to visit her, I became attached to her, me, especially to her
attractive big boobs.
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During the training on Saturday afternoon, I almost fainted, everything turned. Needs to
believe that I too much burned the candle, lately. But that was worth it: seriously, what a
timeless weekend. We could believe that we all dreamed, I guess. For her part, she was
delighted to have two lovers for her, she imagined the heroine of Savages, I guess. Me, I felt
rock n roll like Pete Doherty when he takes Kate Moss wildly in an underground bar.
During these 3 crazy days with Padawan and the girl, I had successfully approached a girl on
Adopt during the rare moments when we did not fuck nor sleep. Conversation :
Me : In addition Im having a stressful week O:)
Her : I can propose you a little treat if it can help you
Did someone already said no to such a proposal? lol
Yes. But he was stupid!
Oral sex (give*take) its almost what I prefer
I also like oral sex It is exalting and exciting to see the power that we have on the other
one.
I understand what you mean! Yes it is true and do you like having power on men?
Generally I prefer the men who take control but sometimes I like when I can order
Order some dessert? lol
Mouahah! No of course well but A dessert and some sex can fit very well together!
Lol ! sex before or after ?
Before, after, during when you want!
Ahah ! Do you like playing with the food?
In reality I never had the opportunity to try but I would like to!
Ah yes and what would you use ?
Whipped cream or maybe a raspberry coulis and why not some nutella. Just thinking
about it and I have just got 12 lb !!! :)
Lol I will make you do sport then ! well so prepare it for Saturday then 3:)
OK I prepare all this! Just a quick question: are you really vegan?
That depends on days and you
According to days, vegetarian But most of the time omnivore.
Omnivore does it mean that you eat men? Or just a part of them?
No, it means that I eat anything and especially a very precise part of men I generally
eat them entirely
I am volunteering to unfrustrate you : with what youve written to me you must be excited
Hummm too late I did it alone. So is it OK for you tomorrow night?
Finally here we are, she cooked me something and that was a good idea because I had nothing
anymore at home and laziness to go shopping.
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I already had the cock on fire when I went there. It was a salad of rice with fresh vegetables
and some white wine. Very well, all this! Then she kissed me while I just caressed her leg
casually : I played with her little pussy and she rose on me. Then I destroyed her ass doggystyle on the couch. What a good fuck, she shouted so hardly! Then, I finished her whole salad
of rice and we took a shower together. I made her come again just with my fingers and I got
hard again. This hot water that caressed me and these shouts of pleasure excited me, in fact. A
miracle considering my general state and that I was not even sure that I could be able to be
strained once by coming. She kneeled down and sucked me with her attractive small nose and
her mischievous look. A girl with a hyphenated first name, 26 years, from Bordeaux, real
estate agent, looking all-around great at first sight but what scamp in the second sight! And
she knows how to do it. I travelled with this blowjob the orgasm I had was powerful I
was then invaded by energy: I did not know what to do any more to evacuate it then I hit the
wall. Too good, seriously! She wanted me to sleep with her, but well, that would have implied
to fuck again the next day and I didnt feel able to, seriously. No more energy, here. I returned
at 1 am and cooked some fried potatoes casually by watching the end of Kaboul Kitchen
seriously I am a big fan of the mustache of colonel Amanullah. I could watch the show only
for that.
Here we are, it was the news. Please dont speak to me about sex before April. Saturation !
Except maybe the young seller teaser there a pussy like that : we take it when we have the
opportunity of it otherwise we regret it for a long time. On the other hand, seen my level at the
moment, it is her who would have enjoyed her life if she had come yesterday evening but
well well, I am going to leave her a second chance all the same, if she is not too stupid she
will seize it.
Signed: colonel cock on fire aka Kalashnikov.
Kiss les jeunes. Que le Dieu du Game soit avec vous !
I am going to make an epilogue for this perverts column with the FR of Padawan of last
November related to the small inhabitant of Lyon.
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(*)Written by Padawan on November 27th 2013,

On October 18th I had a last oral exam in Lille, and I had decided to stop in Lyon on my way
back to visit a friend.
He lives in a dormitory and I thought I could wreak havoc with her neighbours but there was
nothing interesting in the group ! I also got acquainted with his neighbors who advised us to
go to a nice bar / club : a rock boat, a barge filled with women who are hungry of cock
according to them!
In brief, on Saturdays night we meet up with people in the barge. There is an abyss compared
to Aix women everywhere ! The atmosphere is top. I discuss a little with people who were
there, that moves a lot.
I turn around in the crowd and I find myself face to face with a very charming brunette. She
was up to bump in me, thus I said a bullshit! I dont remember what I said at this moment. We
part and I leave finding my buddy.
We settle comfortably in a corner to get some air and now the girl tries again: she sits down
with a friend just next to us. With this approach invitation I cannot resist. How do you plan
to make me forgive you for earlier ! . The conversation starts well! My buddy acts like a
wing and talk to her friend : perfect !
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But the thing is, they want us to buy them drinks I thus make speak my repartee (line) with a
shock sentence for this impertinent girl : Do you know what is a guy who pays drinks to a
total stranger? . She is called out, I continue: A looser ! . She likes the challenge, the
conversation goes on.
It is the moment to isolate her but the thing is, she came with a lot of friends hard ! I do it
all the same by pleading that we have to jump into the Rhne. I stick her to the barrier, she is
enthusiastic, I get closer and I pass by her head and make a comment on the height of the
likely fall. I feel her frustrated, I try to kiss her for good and we play to get away, then we
eventually eat each others mouth! Very good.
I try to leave with her, but she does not want and her buddies cockblock me completely!
She takes advantage of it to ask drinks and fags to guys. We play the libertine couple in front
of two guys, funny ! She makes her friends game also by giving them missions with guys,
awesome!
Then I abandon her by telling her that I have to leave, to make her react! But I only leave to
hunt more there and a guy sends me on his American roomy who is very hot! (a real bro).
After a while the first one tries again. She is jealous and kisses me in front of the American.
So I negotiate the FC, no way, she has to go back at her parents well it was just an excuse,
we planned to meet up again the next day to have sex but she flaked.
The thing is I had taken her number. The text phone game was hot ! She thus had to
accommodate me a weekend in Lyon in exchange for orgasms.
I thus went back there last Friday to see my friend and my cousin and, well of course, by
going out of the restaurant I visited the chick. We a little played when I arrived, the tension
was strong It was hot ! We had sex all week end long.
A 19-year-old woman who likes sucking it is so good! I was ready to do it several times but I
think that she had enough because she lied down to recover. In brief the next day and on
Sunday we did it again, in the awakening and in the evening. I was still excited like a lion
ready to devour a gazelle.
Moreover I am one of the only guys who have given her orgasms , nice ! She will think of
me when she will masturbate ;)
A very good week end. Its very interesting to game somewhere else that in the South of
France!
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If you manage to make me come, then you can give me a forfeit
March 27th 2014,

Well. Whats up ?
I have fasted during a few days and I rather badly lived it in fact. Palpitation as Hafid when he
is in lack of cocaine and difficulties falling asleep in this double bed where I sleep alone like
an idiot. But I need to cleanse myself for the arrival of the spring!
The Marie-Antoinette of last time (the one who had cooked me a salad of rice) continues to
send me many texts so that I fuck her again. But the more she writes me and the less Im
interested. I feel oppressed as a voter of the FN would be by Nicolas Sarkozy. Thats why you
do not ceaselessly have to re-open the girls: the lack of affection scares off. And then, I
already have Virginie thus I am not going to make a commitment in several relations at the
same time. And I tell you all that with eyes of cute kitten.
With the inhabitant of Lyon, we keep in touch! We chat a lot in fact. I think that we created a
link between the friendship and the attraction during these 3 days of non-stop sex. Its kinda
cool. Besides, it is a useful friendship, when you know how beautiful she is: I shall have not
too much problems in exchanging her if ever we go to a partner-swapping club.
Otherwise, concerning the hot seller with the light blue eyes: she pissed me off. Seriously, she
is exciting but I gave up fucking her. Knowing that she had already cancelled last Saturday,
thats what she had the cheek to answer my new proposal:
Me : On Saturday it is good or not?
Her : Saturday , its in a long time [3 days in fact]
Me : I am just having the impression that youre making fun of me in fact! Its a pity I like
you
Her : Me too
Me : Well answer honestly: have you decided to turn me on for fun or did you really plan to
visit me and have orgasms?
Her : I really think of coming, I am slightly too old to turn on guys in the unique purpose to
raise my capacity of self-confidence
Me : Well thats what I thought, I liked your state of mind and your body I would have
been hardly disappointed but here I am reassured! Thus the thing it is that next week I am not
at all available it would be really awesome if you could block me your Saturday, you will see
you will not regret it and will ask for coming back
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Her : I would tell you that; but having a work and a high school diploma) in preparation, free
Saturdays evenings are rather rare even nonexistent, I will tell you, good night Fabrice
Obviously, no more news for 15 days and the excuse of the high school diploma in literature
it is naturally some shit When you want you can: it is the only thing to be kept in mind.
Moreover, her message was full of spelling mistakes, so she really has to work hard to have
her diploma I guess. She pretends that she is different, that she has an open mind and
everything but finally that seems to be bullshit all what comes out of her mouth (not even a
mouth of sucker). Maybe I am on waiting list while she checks if she can bang one or several
other guys. She is not like the others, she is worse because she sells dreams to innocent men
(Im very innocent). It is all the same sad that it is necessary to pray the girls for making them
come with my Niger size sex. Thus for my part it is finished this story, these kids piss me off.
If she contacts me again by herself that will be OK but otherwise I deleted her number and the
file is closed.
Irrelevant but: I thought again about the friend of the girl of the ice cubes, the one who had
pissed me off sleeping with the music and moving in the bed till 5 am but who also had
invited me in her big awesome house, with a swimming pool like in a movie and at least 10
James Bond cars in her garden. In brief, I dunno I want to screw her again at the moment (it
has been 2-3 days since that lasts and I do not manage to go limp with my non-circumcised
sex but I dont dare to visit my regular doctor). I see again in my sleep her breasts (breasts
like that, that must be heavy, needs to make them profitable), her buttocks, her quite wet
pussy when I lick it and then her attractive smile. I am maybe going to send her a small
message if I find the time!
This afternoon, I saw Virginie. She : I do not fuck her, I make love to her wildly. Really, there
is a shade (one of the fifty shades of Grey) there. Then, she is smart this girl Moreover I
learnt that she has IQ 136 (we are labelled gifted child > 130) and that it can affect the
relations. Because me too I have a big one (btw Im talking about IQ) I say to myself that
there is really something precious between this girl and me, I dont want to lose her.
Especially that we begin to really fuck and she comes faster and faster. Finally I want to
say: she has to trust me or I dunno what but she came 4 times in the afternoon then we rested
in front of the movie Cloclo. When I think that we almost stopped seeing each other because
of her friends, pff, that would have been a pity. In fact they told her you start caring about
him then stops seeing him or that risks to hurt you later except that in their serious
relations of couple to them it is exactly similar. It is the quite rotten logic of certain girls who
are pain in the ass there is a good moment to live there but I advise you not to live it because
after that risk to hurt, then hurt yourself now by forbidding yourself to see him . Ridiculous.
Let us go now into the heart of the subject. Let us handle the current events in depth. A
girl approached me on Adopt. A nurse who works on the intensive care in Marseille. Because
she is next to death on a daily basis, she knows the price of life not like all these small
idiots conditioned by our overprotected society. So : she does not make fuss, she has fun
when she has the opportunity because she knows that life can finish at any time.
Consequently, she liked very much my blog and told me that it excited her because I seemed
to be a good lover in bed. And also that my style reminded her Bukowski. Okay.
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(Her photos were ugly. Im not saying that she was ugly on the pictures, just that her photos
were badly taken or badly lit or poor quality. Her, she had something and I felt her rather well
in fact. Needs to listen to your instinct sometimes without trying too much to understand. The
trying to pick up was a little weird : she wanted that we meet up in a hotel halfway between
her home and at my home that is to say in Plan de campagne. Yeah, I had neither desire for
bringing my ass over there nor to pay 50 for a night then it was boring and thats it. But by
certain aspects, she compensated her weird ideas. It was funny in fact, by texts I made
obscene remarks to her and I liked her answers :
do you know that I am going to make you come like never tomorrow?
oh really who told you Im gonna come ?
my little finger
good repartee. Well, if you manage to make me come then you can give me a forfeit,
anything you want.
the bets are placed.
In brief, she came to see me in Aix this evening and we fucked after 5 minutes by starting in
the elevator. She was anxious to keep her bra and her garter belt blacks (or I dunno hows that
is called this kind of tights that stops in the middle of thighs): in fact that excited me, this
dressed/undressed. Her skin was very smooth, her legs fine, attractive tits not big nor small
with nice little nipples and her buttocks in doggy-style made me hard. She wanted to keep her
bra all the time, Ive still not understood why. When I took her doggy-style (with beatings)
she moved her vagina except that sometimes as a consequence she twisted my cock or except
that I put knocks against her wall and that hurt me then I caught her and immobilized her
stop moving it turned her on like crazy ! Please do not come telling me anymore that it
is necessary to treat girls like princesses when you see how much some like to be submitted.
In brief, she came twice in doggy-style and she did not stop telling me that I knew how to do
it well and that I was good. It is cool all these compliments. When a girl enjoys her life like
that, I think of all these bitches who patronize me as soon as I talk about sex. And well that is
what you miss to be also formated, floozies. And the little seller there, well here we are, she
prefers to stay at her home masturbating or watching TV rather than coming to impale herself
on a real very hard tail. For advice more authentic than the lips of Angelina Jolie to improve
your on-line game: read Secrets for seducing on the Internet. You will see that we can make
love quickly and simply with quality girls.
After knocks, the nurse asked me do you believe that we shall see again each other? hmm
well yes and because I had won my bet, her forfeit will be to find a girl to make a
threesome. Ah yeah because I did not specify but she is bi a real one. Btw, logically,
because she came twice, I should give her two forfeit. She is rather cool, calm, very quiet.
Important detail: she looked rather intelligent. For the anecdote, she found out my profile by
looking for vegetarians/vegans because she is too. It is not so much for reasons of health like
me, she, it is rather to save animals. So noble! And also, she said that vegetarians had almost
no cancers. The only negative thing (which made me freak out) it is when she asked me it is
a little late to ask you but, were you detected?
yeah I have nothing and you ?
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me neither, I am detected every month because in my service many of my patients are

AIDS-patients but dont worry I have nothing and if I had the slightest doubt I would be in
emergencies making a combination therapy. Woaw, in fact the words like AIDS make
the hypochondriacs like me freak out. Well, we protected ourselves after all thus I am not
afraid except when she sucked me (she sucks very well moreover and I have in a run-up of
egoism come twice in her mouth). I have read that the fellatio does not transmit it unless both
protagonists bleed. Well, needs that I calm down. I am really too much put under stress at the
moment and I make a lot of bullshit. Finally minor things like passing in front of my car 3
times in the parking without seeing it then I did panic, not managing to count my money in
the toll or losing my credit card. I hope that I will not have a big problem , I need to regain
self-control before!
In the street after having walked her back, I gave money to tramps. I dont know why but well
I wanted to. In brief, that will regild maybe a little my karma. Her, she went to sleep at her ex,
because it is what she had planned in case I was an old ugly pervert (and then that arranged
me, I do not want that a third person hears the sadomasochist frenzies that I murmur in my
sleep). She told him that she was in a party. In brief, in my opinion she is again going to have
a hard time and tomorrow she will have difficulty in walking. May her sex rest in peace.
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I had difficulty in making the slang understand that I was a victim of a rape
The April 1st 2014,

It is the ass between Hafid and 100g of flour that I write this text (flour that strangely often
finds itself on the end of our nose when we get out of bathroom). I admit, we sniffed all night
long a coke pure enough to be still awakened at noon, having spent the night like excited by
the looped viewing of a dirty video of Paris Hilton. A smell of hukka useful for keeping our
good mood is floating in this apartment that was not aerated since Hafid moved there. That is
to say, 3 years ago.
In this city where I meet only superficial floozies, I decided that my texts would also be it
from now. I am thus going to keep it short to please this bitch of housewife under 50 who
does not like reading when it is written too small or who stops right in the middle when it is
too long but who paradoxically watches bullshit presented by Benjamin Castaldi till 1 am
in the morning.
This morning, in an unknown bed, a young Eurasian quite hot leaned on my trunk. Having
opened eyes and giving her my nice sleepy smile, I admired her tattoo that totally recovered
her back. On the other side, a black slept peacefully under my right hand. Her hands of black
panther with sharp claws had caressed almost all night long night my small fragile stomach of
polar bear by leaving lively red marks there.
Fuck that could have been a dream but it is a nightmare. Where am I? Would you have the
kindness to remind me your first names, your ages and the circumstances of our meeting? I
received as answer only a dialogue between both accomplices keep silent the white dude
and lick our pussies then you will introduce a cucumber in each of us. The black gave me this
order by now threatening me with a sexy gun.
Eeh, I think that we have nothing else than carrots in the fridge. Corrected her friend.
Thatll do.
At the risk of offending my readers belonging to the Triads, I decided to run away, in boxers
(but I find their daughters/wives/mothers very beautiful and respectable it is just that I am not
sitophile nor vegetophile (I dont fuck food)). It is thus half naked, lost in the streets of Aixen-Provence with a half-hard dick that I decided to go back home. I guess that I was given
drugs the night before in my favorite bar, they had probably put a bullshit in my drink : It is
the only plausible explanation in my state and in the fact that my reaction seemed to me at the
time completely relevant, adequate and logical.
Suddenly, a car honked me and stopped at my level. Come on, handsome boy told me an
almost feminine voice. What the fuck now ?! I exclaimed by seeing the ugly and fat
driver. But understanding that crossing the city dressed like that (it was not a dress) was not
necessarily the best idea I had during this last quarter of century, I did sit in the car without
trying too much to understand. Do we know each other? Did we already kiss? I asked my
rescuer by praying so that the answers was no. Dont worry . How did she guess that I a bit
worried, fuck?! Finally, that could not be worse than my situation of this morning between
two maffiosos. Thats what I thought
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She gave me, at the end of a few minutes, two pills. Fuck, my name is not Neo. She wanted
that I swallow them but because they were shady, I said no. Thus she threatened to kill both of
us and started driving at a speed of 150 on a road way less wide than Kim Kardashians butt.
Well, done for done, I gave up. She stopped then in a street with little traffic and her eyes of
willow miller started looking at me with appetite. Agueh agueuh I said to defend myself.
The shit she had given to me made me high, saying yes to everything and having an fucking
hard erection although the context did not suit me. Thus she started taking advantage of me.
This is when we were interrupted by two policemen in service, who typed in our window full
of vapor. Right when I feigned the ejaculation of a rabid bear, in addition. Well, I have
nothing against the idea of being raped by girls, but still they would have to have been
correctly operated.
I had difficulty in making the slang understand that I was a victim of a rape then they put
me in cell of sobering up. What they did not like, its especially the moment when they asked
me for my papers and when I gave them the packaging of the condom. The big cow, her, was
released on parole. Hell yes, women are always innocent and victims of the guys, these little
fragile beings, it is well known. The most painful moment was the search, or rather the rectal
touch: I felt at the bottom of the hole while they ferreted about in mine. The sentence was
irrevocable: 48 hours of custody.
At the end of one hour or two, a rather cute cop came to me to say that she read my blog and
to ask me to make her one of these rather brilliant cunnilingus of which I have the secret
discreetly in my room. In exchange, she would make for me escape by leaving
inconveniently the door of my cell open. My tongue and my fingers are thus now in the
register of offences. Because she is good at negotiation, she wanted to keep my boxers as
souvenirs. A pair of underpants that was full of testosterone, it is necessary to specify it.
It is thus without my pair of underpants that I escaped of the commissionership, the eyes
doubtless as lively as the perverse cocaine addict who was in the cell next to me (He must
have thought that it was a hallucination when she came). I met a nth girl who stopped me. She
told me that she was happy to meet Cyprineman in the flesh (and sausage) because she had
still never achieved orgasm at the age of 25. She begged me to make her finally taste the
carnal pleasures and to sign her an autograph all this with a look of Rumanian who begs in
the subway. I was not able to resist. I told her that it is my specialty and promised that I was
going to put my talent in her profit for the moderate 100 sum or for virile clothes. She
accepted the second condition and led me at her home: phew, it was close by. She came
several times like the madwoman that she is then invited me in a party that very evening. In
the meantime, she locked me into her cellar stark naked for me who am not used to
revealing so easily my body, it was a difficult time. I have no sexual slave who waits for me
in my cellar: I missed my life.
Dressed in an way too expensive for me suit that was oversized, I found myself in a kind of
orgy with DSK (aka the bull from Washington). Two so high level perverts in the same room,
that could only go awry. He proposed me 1000 to sodomize me while making me drink
heavily an old corked Bordeaux. I am an easy boy who cannot drink a lot. He put all the same
a Yves Saint Laurent condom. He then proposed me 10 000 for teaching him my secrets to
fuck girls without having to pay them. He took notes on the back of a young one Slovak desk
clerk, claiming to be frivolous drug-addict and dyke, nevertheless busy with alternately
blowing us.
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An ex first lady of France (a little old but still hot), nicknamed TGV station by poets who
have gold teeth (but her the identity has to remain here as secret as the recipe of Coca-Cola),
was also at the party. Having let her got me drunk with some champagne-ros like a gay, she
proposed me game in sadomasochistic mode (domesticating me with her crop) that I was not
able to refuse. She asked me if she could film the scene to send it to her husband, a very highranking man who likes Flamby, to make him grumble. Thinking that with any luck, I would
finish on the cover of Voici and then be able to write a best-seller full of spelling mistakes, I
said OK. Steevy Bouley held the camera. Nabilla sucked the microphone. Some are less
stupid than we say it. Others more stupid than they think they are. Others finally take us for
idiots by persuading us that they are idiots. It is their case.
What followed is rather funny: Alain Delon said I am megalomaniac and an old leader of the
UMP offered me a chocolate croissant.
By going back home in the early hours, I made a detour by Hafids to tell him these
adventures before I have a memory lapse (Ingrids ordeal in the Colombian forest, it was Jet
Tours by comparison). I found him sleepy at the foot of the front door, the key pushed in the
lock. The guy was doubtless drunk with vodkapple. He mumbled in his sleep that he imagined
his young trisomic niece naked. It is stunning how narcotics can make us crazy.
Did you well read the date, dead losses? I wrote that on April 1st (Foolss Day)! April fool!!!
Fabrice J.
Scriptwriter for Canal
We wont stop telling you stories
May the God of the Game teach you the benefactions of the sperm on the health!
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Fast Seduction practice
April 6th 2014,

I was chatting with a buddy, yesterday evening, on Facebook. He started to tell me that he
approached a girl on Adopt and that he was maybe going to have date. That suddenly
reminded me something Ah but YES, it is true that I have date I tonight and in less than
one hour in addition . Well, all this to say that I was totally relaxed. Almost convinced that I
was going to screw a girl, I a little tidied up the lounge then I took a shower. I put on the same
pullover than yesterday: no prob, I did not plan to keep it for a long time. I had to move my
ass to pick up this girl at the bus stop in front of the Sphora at 9:15 pm.
Problem: I did not even remember any more what she looks like. Finally I mean when I spoke
to her on Adopt, I selected her for the photos, thus she was cute but I didnt remember
anymore her face. Neither of her size nor anything. Not even what we had talked about. I
vaguely remembered that I had warmed her on Adopt by promising her doggy style and
orgasms as usual, that we had chatted a lot and that we had agreed on a RDV but that she had
wanted to take my number because she would not connect anymore because of her internship.
The next days, I answered hastily: a text message every 2 days, often one-word-answers,
during 6 days Needs to say that it royally pisses off me to write texts with my HTC quite
broken everywhere. It is true that for that I miss my Blackberry (but I broke it too during a too
rough sexual intercourse). In brief, we had not spelt during the D-day either Thus here I
was : I did not know if she was really going to come, but well she had not cancelled either. In
the doubt, no regret is my policy. I thus went to a date taken hastily 6 days earlier, without
any guarantee. Fuxelife.
In brief, I was thus there looking for a girl who would look like waiting for somebody. Bingo,
there were only five. I looked around the bus stops and one smiled to me. Well, it must be
her . I came to her, gave a kiss to her and everything then we went to my place (that would
have been funny that it is not her). Hello the girl, fuck, 6ft, classy, plunging neckline. As she
saw that I was not very tall, she commented ah I had a good idea not wearing high heels
No but girl I dont care if a girl is taller than me eh, I would even say that I like very much
tall girls It is the complexed, frustrated guys, etc. who do not like them. A guy at ease with
himself : he appreciates the perfect figure!
By walking to my place, I didnt make any effort of conversation on the way. I didnt want to
put her ill-at-ease, but I didnt want to kill the sexual tension either I had especially nothing
to say. She started talking to me about her internship with homeless people. We went up, I sat
her on a sofa and made her talk. All the people are egocentric persons in fact, what interests
them it is only:
them and their lives ;
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what happens in your life that can help them in their life. And thats it. I speak about it in
my first book moreover: if you want to seduce girls, make some active listening, that makes
them feel comfortable. Then try a kinaesthetic escalation. Practical exercise: at the end of 10
minutes next to her on the sofa, I started caressing her thigh. The idea: if she doesnt like me
now, she wont like me more within 2 hours. Thus its better to quickly know. Thus I put the
pressure on her : if she doesnt want me to caress her, she leaves and I do something else
tonight like for example traumatizing teenagers on FB by telling them bullshit and by sending
them photos of burning kitten or beheaded horse. We continued to talk during 1 hour like that
in the most natural way in the world without putting into words my caresses which took more
and more initiatives. At the moment I downright took her hand, she caressed mine, perfect.
She commented I feel totally at ease with you.
Well then. After a while, I believe that she could not handle the tension anymore, because she
asked me if we could go in my bedroom to rest a little. We went there, I lit candles then I
understood nothing to what happened: she turned me, jumped on me and undressed me in two
seconds (in a dominant way). I thus did the same on her, then I a little fingered and licked her.
Certainly not the best cunnilingus of my life because I didnt managed to put the hand (nor the
tongue) on her damned clitoris. At the end of a few minutes, I told her all the same that it
disturbed me oh yes oh yes dont worry even if you dont feel it you are on it! Ah well all
right, hmm, lets say that I see more or less where that must be thus so After in-depth study,
it appears that in fact it was really tiny and covered like very covered but nevertheless
extremely sensitive. Well then I guess that she appreciated all the same the session because
she started sucking me by specifying usually I dont do that on the first date . What an
honor!
Then, without lying I think of having destroyed her during 1.5 hour. I mean we went in my
room at about 11 pm, and we stopped fucking at 2 am. I dunno where did the time disappear, I
understood nothing. There were preliminary and everything but well I doubtless acquired
superpowers, I dunno how, it must be the moon: I took her in about ten positions. I got a
you are sturdy dude I think that the word she looked for is tough . She moves great
well in the bed, that it is necessary to recognize it, at the same time she lived for a long time in
Guadeloupe thus I imagine that they are hot over there. I had the heart that beat very quickly
after having fucked so much and so hardly, fortunately I applied the breath that we learnt in
the internship with the great master Kim Yong Ho then that made my exciting get down rather
quickly. I asked her if she felt hers: by paying attention to it yes it beat fast also but otherwise
no. Strange, me, the slightest tea makes me feel it. She added, the only thing I really felt it is
your dick . No, just kidding. But it is true that it is boring to always feel my heart especially
that the rare moments when I am quiet and I dont feel it, well, I worry about it as a
consequence.
Then, we a little chatted. We even chatted a lot and it was very interesting! Fuck, I love
getting acquainted on the pillow after our satisfied sex drives broke the ice. I am now going to
speak to you about human psychology (like often) but also about sex perverts (I think I have
not done it yet on this blog). Then first of all, it is a girl who is in Master of psychology (I
really wonder why I waste my time trying to pick up any sorts of girls while I have the
impression that all those I have sex with are either in psychology or in art school). Then, it is a
girl who lost her mother rather young: thus it makes her laugh when the big drama of the life
of her friends it is to have no boyfriend or that their ex kissed another girl (or that Chuck did
not say I love you to Blair). She agrees with me that people are formatted to forget to live,
to forget to take advantage on behalf of shitty ideals.
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Then even, they stay in their zone of comfort by fear of the comparison or I dunno what.
These girls who absolutely want to be in couple at all costs with the first to come, it is for
what in your opinion? It is to keep the guy on a lead, thats it And they are afraid that if he
tests another one, he realizes that she is knackered and leaves with the other one. Or other
variants of the lack of self-confidence. Or then if they do not want to fuck, it is because most
of the guys are hopeless in the bed. Thus for them, having sex, it doesnt mean taking some
pleasure but rather being penetrated 5 minutes by a guy who is going to ejaculate just
egoistically as a sea lion. For a lot of people, thats it, the sex Then dont be surprised when
you hear sexfriends, it is some shit, without feelings sex is pointless If all the guys were
a good fuck, the girls would fuck more easily also because they would find an interest there
(lets not forget that it is the girls who have the sexual control, who choose us, in our society).
Well Im going away from the subject but lets say that the girls who are pains in the ass, who
act tight-ass, who play hard to get or others: it is often that they understand nothing to life.
But well, we can do nothing about it We will not change the mass of sheeps, we can just
content with avoiding them, with avoiding especially wasting time with lost causes convinced
to be right (only idiots never doubt, moreover some very stupid with a big mouth would
sometimes almost persuade me that I understood nothing about gender relations) or to put
them in front of their contradictions so that the least stupid can think and possibly go out of
this plan. The conclusion: when we lived a little, got slapped or other, I have the impression
that we know better how to live. And thus, that we live good moments when we have the
opportunity of it because we do not know if we will not have an accident tomorrow. To finish
on a more joyful note, I am anxious to share with you what she told me which made me laugh
a lot.
She was approached by a guy on Adopt last week. Another one, not me : one who clearly did
not read Secrets for seducing on the Internet. Nevertheless, she will meet him on Tuesday
evening, but lets say that he is a little bit special. What he likes, it is to be submitted. He
addresses as vous her and calls her your Highness or Powerful mistress , it depends
on days. So, he asked her if she could spit at her shoes so that he then licks them and to spit in
his mouth as a reward. If she could crush a banana so that he can eat it on her bare feet. If she
could walk on his mouth and crush him. I kept the best for the end: he wants that she makes a
ball with his socks and that she throws it so that he can go get it like a big doggie. It is not
bullshit, Ive read the messages! He looks very happy, very enthusiastic and everything. She
asked him but otherwise, do you also like vaginal penetration?
yeah its ok . I asked her if that would make her enjoy to humble a guy like that, she said
I dunno I have never done that, thus I will see I am going to experience even if I wont be
hardcore with him. When I said that she was open-minded! Its nice that girls report facts
like that : I guess it is good for us to become aware of everything that exists. The competition,
all this, all this. LAUGHING OUT LOUD. With this, she slept with me and I guess that I
snored like a pig. It was the romantic minute.
- 54 -
By returning from tae kwon do this evening, I found this message of her on Adopt You
honored your word successfully ! I really spent a very good moment and I like your mentality.
Then see you soon for new adventures I hope. Kisses everywhere. . The nurse of last week
sent to me That disrupts me that you did not finish in my pussy, wanna fuck tomorrow
night? and also Marie-Antoinette who reopened me for the nth time even if I do not answer
You excites me, make me panting, wet and you do not even want to relieve me At the
same time, if they insist on fucking and that the guy doesnt want : they jolly question
themselves seen that they are used to the deaths of hunger ready for anything to ejaculate in
any pussy with their cock of bastards. Then they insist and find themselves in the needy
position usually occupied by the average guy. No prob, its good for them from time to
time I am the avenger of the orgasm. Hmm, what else ? In bulk, I have fucked Clmentine
again without condom, it sucks, I had held about 9 months without messing around. I learnt
that the Teenager of Toulon had told all her school that she was pregnant of me but that she
miscarried. I spent my first whole night with Virginie <3 And I finally exported my first
ebook in English, the one about body language, to an Australian (the GDP of France thus
owes me 21.5: I boost the economy while making a reputation of great leg to French guys so
I ask to be knighted chevalier of the Legion of Honor).
Its a lot of good news ! Now, lights off. May the God of the Game be with us !
- 55 -
Available for a nooner
April 25th 2014,

On Wednesday morning, I sincerely did no think going to the Thursday evening Champagne
Showers then, I aimed to poke a little in the list of the guests! Indeed, this kind of party at
the heart of the bourgeoisie from Aix reminds me too much that we were all born equal except
for a few thousand euros. Finally, we motivated at the last moment with Padawan. A little bit
by magic knowing that he twisted his ankle during the training just before.
From the start, the music assaulted our ears and seeing all these 17-year-old kids drunk and
full of drugs, happy to waddle in a as virile a way as Guillaume Galienne to try to pick up
siliconed floozy, overstrung nymphomaniacs and apprentices starlets which mercenary lips
and opportunist pussies are only interested in Gold credit cards, destroyed our morale in two
seconds. Not a good beginning.
Well then, chacun fait fait fait ce qui lui plait plait plait, after all so their lifestyle is their
problem. Except if there is a collective conscious or a common energy that connects all the
human beings and in this case they would pollute us all (certain esoteric theories aim towards
that). Well, we will never know anyway thus fuck off. I ate organic grilled almonds next to
those who took shots and drugs (no more need to drink to feel drunk: goodbye the ugly who
become beautiful when Ive too much drunk/but on the other hand I let them drink to become
beautiful).
Fortunately, at the end of half an hour that Padawan spent sulking, one of the girls I had
poked and with whom I had chatted on FB passed in front of us then, I caught her by the
arm and she came talking to me. Attractive, rather tall, thin, hot, funny. I played the game of
the questions and that fairly turned her on. In the meantime, she tried to test me so I reframed
her. Conversation dissected like my almonds):
[1 CHANGE THE FRAME: SHE IS NOT THE PRIZE]
SHE: You know, I love when people want me
ME : Yeah so what ?
SHE: I dont kiss so easily
ME: Youre shy or you dont like me ? Because if it is just that you want to play, it is better
to do it with a bigger challenge As for myself, kissing or not, I dont care
SHE: OK, I like challenge.
ME: What is the challenge in this case? Because, as for myself, I would prefer to warm you
without kissing you, it would be funnier
SHE: Youre not wrong haha!
ME: Even I bet that it is you who could not handle sexual tension anymore and who would
kiss me the first one
SHE: Thats what you think, I would resist!
- 56 -
[2 WOMAN, IT IS ME THE PRIZE]

ME: If you start with this logic, I am not going to play I do not see why you should
resist while I am not going to hurt you That kills me this shitty logic but I do not doubt
that it works with the starved dudes! You make me laugh when you try to make the fact of
kissing me looking like my reward: Im not saying that I dont like you, you kiss certainly very
well but if you kiss me then I also kiss you (and I heard that I am a good kisser) it is thus
a two ways reward like the autorute, do you see? As a consequence: no little game of power
with me, you would be nice then, I know very well that you are going to test me to see if I
am a virgin/a guy who has no balls and it is your right but know that I will test you too!
SHE: It is sure that in this club there are a lot of starved dudes, a lot
ME: Yeah and then, you make them do what you want: buying drinks and everything
SHE: Yeah its not wrong!
ME: I rather look for a partner for a game which is a little less for the virgins of this club.
(then we talked about sex and she seemed interested)
ME: Women often did it to me, the trick of the disinhibited girl, a little open-minded but
finally the girl get cold feet at the last moment we will see if you are a girl who keeps
promises or one more who talks a lot but does not much We have the potential to have a lot
of fun, then, its up to you to see what are your limits: for my part, I never get cold feet
but if youre like me, as you claim it, if youre a partner of game at my height: that could be
an interesting meeting which can give rise to cool adventures. The ball is in your court.
[3 THWART HER SHIT TESTS]
SHE: By the way, how old are you?
ME: Why ? Are you looking for excuses qualify me or not ?
SHE: No, more you will be old more it will be exciting.
ME: Oh really, tell me more ?!
SHE: The more I see frequently a boy with a bigger difference in age with me, the more I
find that stimulating
ME: Do you mean that the more he is old and the less chances he is bad in the bed?
SHE: Thats it!
ME: Im 25 and you ? And when you say to frequent I hope that you speak about OPEN
relation
SHE: The couples it is not too much my thing. How old do you think I am?
ME: I think you are 19 !
SHE: No : 17 !
ME: In the nature, the best genes are passed on in the couples which have around 10 years
of gap (man older): This is why the woman is instinctively attracted by older men. On the
other hand, the social pressure makes so that it is badly seen, people do not assume their
attraction, fear of being judged and everything And it makes the sexually frustrated society
in which we live now.
SHE (irrelevant) : Btw where do you live ?
ME: 5 minutes away on foot from La Rotonde.
SHE: Great ! On the other hand it must stay between you and me, our relation, do we have
a deal?
ME: That is not my style to broad nor to tell with whom I sleep.
SHE : Tonight I HAVE TO sleep at my friends but if you want tomorrow in the beginning of
the afternoon we meet up ?
- 57 -
Then, I suggested her playing to warm without kissing but her friend stuck her. As a
consequence : she came, stayed 5 minutes with me, warmed a little, kissed me in the neck,
then turned to see her buddy And so on till 3 am. The hour in which I received a quite
disappointing text.
03:19 Im gone
03:20 With 20 mn more without your friend you would have left really frustrated
03:21 Tomorrow we meet up ? ;)
So here we are : I think that it is the fact of not having kissed her in the party that made that
she said to herself fuck but this guy did not validate me like all the others would have tried
to, there is something wrong, I should go to his place to be validated . Once at home, we will
just have to let the sexual tension speak. The girl wanted to come on Saturday afternoon but I
said no to her because I have training on Saturday thus it is on Friday that we had to see each
other strike while the iron is hot ! Fuck when I think of it if I banged girls like that at the
high school, I would have been fucking happy!!!
Otherwise, in the club, we saw again the Captain! He is always funny and we played to steal
caps the organizers had distributed. A girl said cmon dude give my cap back it is my
boyfriend who gave it to me !
no, I dont believe you, YOU you have a boyfriend ? You want me to buy this ?
Fuck yes I have a man so go AWAY . On the other hand, he put on weight : 6kg of alcohol
(thats it to have the constitution of a Breton sailor). Then, further to the pokes I had
beforehand sent, a lot of girls smiled to me or said hello in the club, it was funny to clear the
land like that (even if I did not always recognize them). Finally, a girl wanted to sell me her
packs for another party/even by coming to try to charm, I hate that then I messed with her: I
eventually stole her cap and steal her a smack. Caught at her own game!
09:08 Still ok for this afternoon ?
No flake. The 17 years old chick directly came to my place without creating a fuss. I love the
girls motivated like that: it is necessary to encourage them, I thus decided to take care of her.
We rather quickly warmed on the sofa: licking of pussy lied down on the couch then
caresses/fingers up against a wall. At this moment, she had nothing else than her string (really
fine-looking and firm the girl, it is good to see that, and especially her breasts are very cute).
She could not handle more, her legs trembled, she rose rose rose. At the moment, I consider
that she really really could not handle it any more: she wanted to go back on the couch to
recover from it. It is the lack of experience, I think, that makes that she rose very very high
but did not manage to come (lack of confidence in me after all she knows me hardly and then
she does not maybe know very well her body either). Finally, she enjoyed, and she told me
she had never felt that before in spite of the fact she had 8 20 years old partners before me. I
have to say that she was sooo wet, in a way Ive rarely seen!
She told me, sorry I dont know what is happening to me, I feel strange, I am going to go
back home . I let her rest 5 minutes on the sofa of the lounge. Then I removed my top next to
her (because I still had all my clothes) by fingering her again. She pretended to resist but she
liked very much that. At this moment, I got that in fact, she did not know too much by which
end to catch me, that she panicked a little inside and everything.
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I thus took all the initiatives, I brought her in the bedroom, lied her down, put myself in boxer
shorts and she came on me. She began to shake me by telling me If you ejaculate do not do
it on me plz
dont you prefer that I take you ?
its an option
OK !
But put a condom PLZ oh but you already have it ? I understood nothing, when did you
it?!
MAGIC! Thus, she was on me and rode me. First time of her life that she did that
apparently, she did not say it but she needed a moment to get her bearings then I saw her
feasting. At the end of 5 minutes, she asked me did you finish ?
no why ? After knocks, she admitted to me after she had never been taken so long/strong.
Nevertheless, honestly, the next day of a party, tired, I did not make a crazy performance
Well, that will make for her all the same a good point of comparison in the future. In fact, at
the moment, I do not much of my days and nevertheless I feel all the time tired with less and
less desires. I do not listen to too much myself but it is painful! In brief, I hope that she will
not live as a burden this rock n roll sex education she has just received.
She really excited me then I quickly wanted to take her again but she really had her dose. I see
it from her perspective, at the beginning we are not very tough. In any case, I think that it
made her feel good being really fucked for once. Maybe that I will see her again and that I can
teach her other things! To finish, she told me youre strange as a guy all the same
but you like strange people
really, why ?
they are less boring
oh yeah thats true . I like brutal love!
In any case, on Facebook, my blog did not block her. She even asked me to call her Ljubljana
in my text (I dont know why but if that can please her I am not contrary). OK, it will be our
open secret.
May the God of the defloration be with you!
PS1 = The fact that I had a fight with her brother a few years ago and that she is the niece of
the girl of the ice cubes just makes her more delicious. (Seen on her FB).
PS2 (not the games console) = The guy of Adopt about whom I had spoken to you last time
AT YOUR FOOT : He drove 30 miles to go to fuck the girl of my last FR except that once
there, he was fatter and less cute than on his photos. I suppose that in addition he had an AFC
attitude and badly communicate with her. As a result, he went back home after 20 minutes,
frustrated, the ego broken Thats why, the dates on the Internet, it is never won beforehand
(and also why it is better to make the girl come than to go to her place). Find out all my
advice in Secrets for seducing on the Internet.
PS 3 = We filmed a video with Padawan in which I approach a girl in a park of Aix.
The link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLu9uxmAJE
- 59 -
PS4 = Little trip at the ASSOM with Alex, a new Padawan who had just read my book about
gender relations. First time he approached in club/street and : 3 kiss. The WE that followed,
he made 1 FC thanks to the technique of the book. Ah, he makes me proud this young boy!
PS5 = We beat out record: last time, Virginie had 7 orgasms in the evening.
PS 6 : At the Showers, I proposed a threesome (her, Padawan and me) to one of the girls who
organized. I was very direct but it was above all for fun. Her answer: no sorry, youre too
ugly . Hmm, hmm. So :
1/ dont be sorry because it is your loss there : do not try to look smart by telling that
(bitchshield) while in fact it is just that you do not feel at the height to manage two guys
like if you had every day this kind of proposal and I know that you have already slept with
many guys uglier than us. Also, maybe you are uncomfortable because dont know if we are
serious.
2/ Why do you feel like you have to answer maliciously while we ask you a kind and
flattering question? The answer hatred VS love shows that what most pisses you off it is that
you saw it as an assault on your reputation, you have the impression that we treat you
whore by asking you for that.
3/ I know well that it is largely because you find me slightly too confident that you feel like
you have to put me back in place. You are not going to persuade me that you are so nasty and
rude in fact.
4/ I know that you have many tattoos and that you like very much that but me I have doggy
style writen in Chinese tattooed on the left buttock thus I win ! ;) kiss for you
PS 7 : This FR is sponsored by the brand Triaaangles [no it is not a spelling mistake] which
offered me a funny T-shirt dispo pour un 5 7 peinards (available for a casual nooner) . I
would also have imagined an even more provocative thing like je suis le roi du cunni (I am
the king of pussy lickers) .
- 60 -
MILF, cougar & Stiflers mom
May 3rd 2014,
I Among the fantasies of a modern man: there is the EAST GIRL.

There is something like six months, I had registered on VK, the east FB. I had a little talked to
Ukrainians then had fallen a Russian hottie who lived in Aix. I had approached her a little bit
hard and she had felt hurt (it happens sometimes). Aix being a very small town, this girl
turned out to be a friend of the girl we fucked together with Padawan (the one who watches
Chinese porns). As a result, I briefly met her in a bar this winter. Recently, I sent her a poke
and she came talking to me. She told me that she read my blog and likes very much that but
that she has a boyfriend and thus that she would do nothing with me at least for now.
Because most of the girls play silly narrow-minded games like that to test us, I said to myself
that I was not going to stop there. I waited 8 days after our first conversation on FB and I sent
her an extract of the erotic novel Im writing at the moment. I did it a little for fun, it was not
nasty, but she got excited. She asked me for my number and tried to charm me and while
telling me that her guy was not there the whole week. I found it tremendously weird do you
believe that I am born yesterday? ; why do you change your behavior like that? I expected
you to tell me to go to hell maliciously She guaranteed me that no, that everything was
fine, that she had just thought about it and that I had to give her my number so that we can
warm on the phone. I refused but she insisted during almost 1 hour!
Then, I thought and I said to myself that she was friends with Padawans FF. That Padawan
knew her. And that thus, she could not do something bad otherwise that would suck seen that
we are all the same connected socially speaking. Then I gave her my number. She tried to call
me all night long: the big deal, I was with Virginie then I didnt answer. The following
morning, same thing. Well, I eventually picked up at around midday A voice of guy YO
FABIEN, I REALLY HAVE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU PISS ON MY FACE BY
TRYING TO PICK UP MY GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU KNOW THAT SHE HAS A GUY
THUS GIVE UP NOW OTHERWISE MY TEAM OF RUGBY IS GOING TO FALL ON
YOU AND IT IS NOT A THREAT OF SCHOOLBOY!!!
Heeee yeah ?! And cannot she tell me herself that she is not interested?
SHE ALREADY TOLD IT TO YOU BUT YOU DONT WANNA UNDERSTAND
THEN I HOPE THAT NOW THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR!!!
- 61 -
Heeeee yeah. That was of no use to speak with a monkey seriously. I understood what
happened. Her, too satisfied that a quality guy tried to pick her up, repeated it to her boyfriend
to boast. Him, feeling threatened and like a jealous orangutan banged fists on the breast before
picking up his phone, so trying to prove her his love and his virility. But the truth is
somewhere else (not in Scullys mouth) : the truth is I only approached her once, then I sent
her a naughty text in which we made love in the street. Then, it is her who warmed me and
who insisted: she would not have answered, the interaction would have ended like that. I dont
really understand why they insisted like that until I pick up the phone me to lecture. A little bit
a simple-minded couple certainly which tries to prove to themselves things and I was just a
brick of their foundations. I am sure that he fucked her just after that, she said to herself MY
MAN CARES ABOUT ME WAHOOOOO LETS GO I OPEN MY LEGS ! But I know
something that they do not know in one year, they will not be together anymore and she
will regret my magic tongue (that she does not deserve by acting like that: I dont know what
she tried to prove but that took place between her and her guy eh I was just an unfortunate
instrument what lets me think that it is a little bit unhealthy their thing).
II Among the fantasies of a modern man, there is also the MILF.

As a PUA, I had to test this facet of the contemporary sexuality. I thus approached a woman
who corresponded to the profile on Adopt, something like two weeks ago. 47, woman of
character, classy, well-preserved, three children, 1m66 for approximately 60 kilos. One thing
on her profile particularly made me have a good laugh:
Sirs, if you are more than 50 years old go away: you like younger pussies, and well me
neither I do not love the old men and for the same reasons than you.
Lets say that she had interested me but I was not very hot either. A little apprehension in fact.
In the sauna, Padawan told me yeah that will be one more experience in your seducers
career. You advocate the open-mindedness then show the example. OK.She and I finally
agreed on a meeting yesterday evening at 9:30 pm. I slicked my hair back like in the 50s so
waking up the possible nostalgia for my target.
I arrived in a magnificent apartment in the street Mazarine. It was at least a T8, with garage
and an interior courtyard which gave onto the cinema Czanne. Just for that, that was worth
it! She led me in a small room and took off my jacket. She then trailed round directly the hand
near my crotch but I quickly refocused her. I immobilized her arms, then caught her hair with
one hand and that made her laugh. Then I put my other hand under her skirt, then began to
make circular movements. She struggled but I held her firmly. I passed under her panties, she
was wet. I have fingered her then continued to caress her clit. Then I released her and took
care of her with two hands: one which fingered her and the other which caressed her. She
began to contract, to tremble, etc. and she came. What is best with the girls old compared with
the older guys it is because they do not need to take some viagra.
- 62 -
After that, she asked me if I wanted to have a drink of wine. I had come for that officially then
I said yes. We went to the luxurious kitchen, she took out two stemmed glasses then kneeled
down in front of me. She opened my jeans, asked me to remove my top and sucked me. It was
really very good. After a while, I told her either I take you, or you finish me so she turned
around. I did not take her on the billiard table like Stiflers mom but I did her things without
delicacy in doggy style up by sticking her head to the table of the kitchen. She enjoyed again
at the end of long moment.
She wanted to pass in the lounge. She rose on me and jumped on me. She came again. I
pointed out to her that the way she enjoys is atypical: she fucks, fucks, then stops any
movement and begins being entirely browsed by cramps Usually, girls continue to make
comings and goings when they achieve orgasm. Finally, usually girls depilate their pussy too
thus that has to be old school style. In brief, fuck off, it is maybe the experience that spoke,
maybe that exactly: she knows better her body than the very young. I am very open-minded !
To finish, I took her in simple missionary. During all the rodeo she chastely kept a part of her
clothes. I asked her if I ended in her or if she sucked me but I believe that she was lazy go
for it finish in me . Bad point: a little bit selfish. She told me that she found me handsome
and tough I dont know what you were thinking about but certainly not my ass! But finally
so much the better, for me, it was very good like that . Well, it depends. Sometimes I hold 10
minutes sometimes I hold one hour. That really depends on my physical shape, on if I ate or
not, on the girl, efforts that I made during the day, etc. Her conclusion: I would not like that
my daughter falls on you in fact, yes, it would be good for her. It seems that her children
know that she is on Adopt and bangs guys under 25.
After knocks, we sit on the sofa and we chatted till 2 am in the morning. She fiddled with my
abs with greediness and complimented me: it is true that it begins to look good then it is cool.
Well, if I understood well, this woman is in fact only the bursar in this apartment which
landlord left for weekend. Her husband died some times ago, without forerunner, then she
understood that the life it is carpe diem. Interesting anecdote: She told me that, according to
her, my texts on my blog were very hard but that I was really cool. She found the contrast
interesting On the other hand she likes very much, she tells me that she also reads the Blog
Artdesduire in feminine held by a girl called Anoushka (or something like that) but that it is
a mess, that it is badly written, brief that it is some commercial shit
At a moment, I put my little finger in her mouth and asked have you already seen a so small
cock (than my finger) ? She had a good laugh and said yes and began to tell me her loose
story with a German. In exchange, she wanted to know one of my worst stories. Well, I was
not going to tell her a thing about a small vagina or about a small breast then I told the time
when I slept with a girl without fucking her. I was 18 or 19 years old. I am still ashamed
today. This girl was called La. She had made out with one of my buddies then they had
broken up but I had stayed in touch with her. One night, she came sleeping over, she came in
my bed and everything but I did nothing. She came back one second time: same scenario. I
made erotic dreams next to her in which I took her but I did not dare to touch her in the black.
Except that this time, that had probably pissed her off, she pleaded an urgent call of her
brother and cleared off. I have never seen her again But I have not all the wrongs either,
seriously if she wanted it as much as me (what I believe) she would have been able to begin to
fiddle with my cock that would have started the thing. In brief, conclusion of the woman: oh
fuck you were really tight-ass when you were young
- 63 -
That a little reminds me the recent story with the seller who told me my boss is there thus I
come in the cabin with you but be wise and who in the end does not call me back I am
persuaded that in fact she wanted me to warm her to death in this cabin, while her boss was
close by, that would have turned her on and she would have come to my place. In this case,
why saying the opposite? As for myself, I have nothing to regret, it gets on my nerves to have
to read between the lines and decipher lousy tricks like that. HELLO GIRLS, BE SIMPLE, IT
WILL BE BETTER FOR EVERYBODY !
Otherwise, funny thing on Adopt: She sends the free extract of my book to all the guys who
try to pick up her badly and they get angry. A guy tried to pick up her and suggested her
having sex for 1000. It is not a joke. I should try to do that. Another one proposed her a
masturbation-date in the cabins of the sex shop of Plan de campagne. Of course, she did not
go there (at least, it is what she pretends). She explained me that she did not have difficulties
to find a lot of young people to fuck, that they all believed that old cougars have superpowers,
but that concretely she had only bad experiences with the young people until today.
Things like: they make an appointment, warm almost alone on their computer then flake. Or
then, they come but are quite shy and everything and thus she loses the attraction that she had
felt on photos (mention: lack of balls). According to her, they have a big mouth but are afraid
of women and/or of sex. That a little reminded me what we have to undergo with certain
nincompoops. So sad ! Men and women are the same, for the best and especially for the
worst
Well, here we are. It was an experience to do, the cougar. That passed well, it was nice. I
expected even as it is softer I dont know if I will do it again but I do not regret, it is the
most important (except maybe to French kiss Marine Le Pen, to convince Laguillet to
subscribe to the MEDEF, or to see Bachelot coming)! By leaving, I took a snap and I sent it
to my contacts directly from the apartment of the MIFL I am banging hard .
Of course, you can find out my secrets tricks to pick up on the Internet here.
Bye ! May the God of the Game be with us !
- 64 -
I have slept with a PUA by Lili ptichou
May 2nd 2014 (not censored original text - translation)

On April 18th I connect on Adopt, a little disappointed at the moment because I have to deal
with men who do not go up to the end of their initiatives, cancel or forget dates, talks without
purposes finally in brief, flakes, Fabrice will teach the word me later.
I have to tell you two three little gifts on me all the same so that you know who you are
dealing with.
I am 47 years old I am separated from the father of my 3 teenagers for approximately 8 years.
I registered on Adopt at the beginning of February to take up essentially with a sexuality
limited to my hands since my separation ! Thus on April 19th I was looking without too much
conviction for a man with whom sharing some pleasure and because I am fed up with too
undecided young fellows I change the range rover and choose 50-80 years old, and there I see
a profile of a 74 years old dude with fresh skin, curious I decide to eye up this profile: a not
bad physical appearance a little bit Parisian but which seems to me very young and a rather
brief description, in return I receive a charm that I have accepted without too many
convictions.
We start a discussion, I am not very enthusiastic and he gives me the link of his ebook. And
there obviously it changes the situation!
Date decided on next Friday, I have one week to nose about on his site and discover with
whom I now hope to have a good time, I laughed a lot with do not read me I skimmed
through the diary of his exploits, and read the extract from his ebook. He is awesome : 24
years and yet such a knowledge of the women and of the cogs of the seduction : good work!
The D-day my period : the disaster! Because I had a date the next day with a strong silent
type, I chase him for weeks! Two of the most important date since my registration on Adopt
must be postponed. I knew that for Fabrice there would be no problem of adjournment but for
my strong silent type. Actually he almost made the dead man, and crashed me in the middle
of an exchange, jerk fuck! Boo boo what ? I liked him
I still had Fabrice to console myself, and oh my good the business is more than tempting.
Thus adjournment in next Friday, another one week with my hand between my thighs, its
enough at the end!
The D-day we agreed on a date at a friends who lends me her apartment in the city center,
she is in Anjou.
Fabrice arrives and I welcome him with a little apprehension but also amused, not very tall
but a nice little face, and then a disarming confidence I have to l admit it, but I try to make
good impression and try to keep my self-control Oh! I am a woman no one of these small
hens that he crunches in two seconds
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I show him the rather big apartment but I feel such a sexual tension so finally I limit myself to
common parts and I face him in the office, he is terribly disturbing. I take off his jacket and
remove my coat he already has his hand or hands in my lace shorty I do not remember any
more very well because a wave of pleasure invaded me, I lose control and my good manners I
remember that a chair is near my left leg so I put it on it to offer myself more, my hands
remove his pullover I lift my t shirt and stick my skin on his. I come very quickly so much his
fingers in my intimacies are prying and skillful !
To recover my feelings I propose him a glass of white wine, I quickly drink it and want to lick
his trunk while sliding in his feet, performing blowjob to him he express his pleasure that also
makes mine! Then he takes me doggy style against the table of the kitchen, I try to get up I
want to feel his trunk against my back but he pushes me away with a firm hand, I caress
myself at the same time and again I enjoy!
I want to climb him so we go to the lounge where the sofa is arranged by a meridian line (very
good idea), and I jump on him in rider his hands travel my body I am full of desire, his and
mine He takes me in missionary we maintain our eye contact during a long moment then I
close eyes and totally let myself go, my hands seize his hips that I block against mine during
the time of a new orgasm. He will make me the reflection later that when I enjoy I dont want
him to move anymore, I explain to him that it is to better feel the contractions in my low
stomach and am amazed that the other women do not live it nor ask in the same way?
In his turn he comes in me by making sounds arch arch that make us laugh.
We get dressed again and we settle comfortably the one against the other one, we talk about
us, tell our stories, the discussion is fluid I feel good, I hesitate to suggest him to stay the night
. it would have been possible but I wanted to wake up in my bed.
When we decide to leave places we realize that it is 2 am and that we have spent 5 hours
together although it does not seem like it! We didnt realize it !
I drive him back in front of at his home, a quick smack and bye bye.
The next day I send to him via adopt a thank-you letter (of sex) I thank him for this very good
moment and for his look on me, I am lucky to have met him and to have enjoyed with him.
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Playing doctor with her
May 10th 2014,

Well, after the adventure with the MILF, I had decided to take into account what she had
taught me: I saw Virginie and I made her enjoy but I have stopped just when she came. It was
awesome to do nothing and to see her struggling in the space, being stricken by cramps and
convulsions. She told me that for her it was way better, more sensations. Well, then I did it
again. 4 times.
This week I also saw again Marie of Mdecine by chance in a Zara store. We exchanged
banalities but fuck we were both disturbed. This girl and I we do not see each other anymore
biblically but there is still a fucking sexual connection there, it is crazy. And its not just
because she is hot eh (it is Wendy from the movie Les Poupes Russes but in blonde) it is I
dont know I cant explain. There are girls like that with whom it passes, but it is rare that
that is so powerful! Ouhhh, I feel out of sorts there.
Needs to say that summer is coming then it helps to be in a good mood. I am going to be able
to get my dick tanned on my balcony by watching flip-flops and small asses as far as the eye
can see in this ocean from Aix. Under a sun so radiant that it allows all the pigs (yes, I eat
pork) to expose their knuckles of ham at the terraces of the coffees of the Cours Mirabeau. In
clubs on the other hand, it is an orgy of night-sweat: miniskirt and maxi thighs, Lady Gaga of
120kg who go back to sport only 2 weeks before wearing a bikini, no pity for my
hypersensitive eyes. All this fat makes me want to fuck, my testicles swollen and blue like a
bull under Redbull. Just kidding : like a well formated moron, I prefer the photoshopped
anorexics who pose in magazines.
Otherwise I had a date tonight. A naughty girl of Adopt who approached me thanks to my
naughty profile. Old school pick up : I didnt talk about my blog nor anything (that would
probably have been counter-productive because it blocks a lot of girls needs to say that it is
a true battlefield against politically correct and tight-ass in general). I tried to make her come
to my place directly but she insisted on going have a drink before Just to see if she liked me
and everything. Well, because the weather was beautiful, because she asked honestly and
because I liked her (and additionally because her request is a little bit justifiable all the
same) I decided to make concessions. Or rather some wine in my glass. In the bar, I more
wanted to crunch in the thigh of the foreign waitresses than in the apritif they gave to us.
Her, it is doctor Zazou. A short sexy brunette, full of charm and sparkling and
sportswoman. She makes some running but for good : she is not one of those who run weakly
30 minutes a week and have the impression to go in for sport. She finished 7th in Aix en
Foules, I guess. 25-year-old, internal general practitioner at the hospital of Aix. When I
learnt that, as a hypochondriac, that turned me on. I wanted a free consultation in the course
of which she would order me to put myself stark naked.
She has just arrived in town, before she is was in Toulouse and is native of Montpellier (I
made fun of her accent). Well, in the bar, we talked about this and that, I mean that we did not
speak only about sex. Even very few in fact. But everything happened at the nonverbal level.
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In brief, I applied all the principles of sexual tension by the body language what makes that
that it quite turned her on. She felt attracted and put it into words by you know that you are
better looking IRL than on your pictures (at this moment I knew that I was going to fuck
her) Then after 1 hour of chatting, she said well, I go for a pee and we go there?
Because an alpha is not needy I simply answered OK if you want and I sat down again
comfortably on my chair. When she came back, she stayed up in front of me and asked again
lets go I follow you . I got up casually and led her to my place. We beat all around all in
all five minutes then I kissed her in the neck.
From there, it went very fast. Fingering + caresses on the clit while we were up, her clothes
went down like ninepins, she shook me. She managed I dont really know how to suck me in
an acrobatic position then slid and kneeled down. Then, I put her on the ground by strength
and licked her there (dont worry I did the cleaning 15 days ago). Finally, I led her on the bed,
her on me (I admired her firm and well-sized breasts), me on her (I looked at her in eyes),
from behind (not bad her ass). I have to admit that she fucks very very well. I dont know,
there was a great sexual connection in fact. Needs to say that I found a way to hold for a very
long time (like 1 hour): when I feel that I am coming, I catch myself the foot or the ear
according to the position That hurts just a little but that allows to enjoy more on the long
term. I had not desire that it stops seriously, it is rare that it makes me feel this way, there was
a very good energy between us. Because she had not come yet nevertheless I had banged her
hard, I licked her. She got wet as an the sea and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are the
fourth guy who manages to make me come in my entire life . She almost apologized for
having dipped my sheets.
We a little discussed on the balcony. We laughed well both (it is funny how the current passes
better with me when there is a brain behind the prefrontal cortex). It was too hot yesterday
evening even at night eh: we would have imagined in summer. She told me some of her
setbacks of Adopte.
There was a guy there who invited her to the restaurant as 1st date (bad start). He paid and
everything then tried to fuck her but she did not want (Im not surprised because it seems he
has quite a lot of anti-attractive characteristics). Then, he demanded that she pays off him the
restaurant by check. She sent him a 23 check to the order of MR BIG CHEAPSKATE.
Besides, apparently, he is 30, with a good financial situation, a landlord of his apartment, etc.
Unbelievable, what it is necessary to hear, right? I mean or you pay or you share (or you are
invited): but in any case you assume. For my part, I paid the first drinks 7 and I told her that
she will pay the next ones. It is the best compromise in my opinion: neither I am a skinflint
nor I am a pigeon. Otherwise another guy fucked her then told her during doggy-style ah but
are you a big slut you
Ah no because Im not asking you to pay! I am just a girl who has fun.
Youre right, you are a big whore . Ush. It pissed her off and I can understand but some
of girls like it ;) In brief : the key word for her it was the respect. If you are not in a good state
of mind towards sex and women, I recommend you to read the book the MILF liked very
much.
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Then, we did it again. She sucked me with appetite. You are a very naughty girl you!
Yes but it is because I like you. Then, I took her doggy-style in front of the mirror: it was
rather awesome. When I took her up against the wall, I was not able to refrain my cum.
Finally, she enjoyed a second time with a cunni again ahhhhhhhhhh I dont know how you
do that!!!
You know, I am a polite boy, thus I simply return the favors you made for me.
Han It is not everybodys case.
I know. And then, we also get along well that comes into account I didnt want to let
her leave after having risen so much but without having released the pressure. These
healthcare professionals work a lot and hard (72 hours this week she told me) and
nevertheless they are very important for us all thus needs to take care of them :D (the nurses
too dont worry). Then, we made a huge cuddle.
In brief, she is really very nice. She is my type, she has no fat, brunette with brown eyes but
an intense look. It seems that I am her type too : which means that there are customers for
dark-haired with brown eyes and rather thin with a little muscle but not too much. The only
defect she has, it is that she smokes a little, but she knows it and is going to try to stop. I a
little want to see her again : strange, that does not make me that every time far from that.
Finally, I mean that I would see them again with pleasure But I am not ready to move the
ass. For Zazou, yes. I think that having a drink with her before let me time to want her rather
than to make her come to my place directly like I did it lately. That has some charm.
She almost slept with me but she is on call tomorrow morning at 8:30 am thus well She
said that she was going to send me a photo with her coat and her stethoscope. Cool !
Well, in fact I say to myself that it is maybe better to keep a good memory there. In brief, I am
going to let it slide, chances are the choice will be made by itself.
It is 2:47 am, I am going to hit the hay. May the God of the Game stay with me !
PS : for the curious, here are the advice that the MILF who had forgotten her glasses
when we saw each other (then I did not make her any facial) gave to me to improve
myself.
I am not going to speak in the name of all the women but you can maybe give and take some
more pleasure with your girls thanks to the following advice that work on me:
Be very wrapping with your gestures, I give some explanation: caresses with your hands on
all the body firmly but with a beautiful amplitude from thighs and go back up until breasts,
same thing on the back the nape of the neck is very sensitive.
The doggy style is exciting for the animal side but later, chose a position which will be
accompanied with a great closeness of a contact skin against skin as much as possible your
arms around the body your legs your bust and kisses her mouth her face a lot, when your face
is very close to your partner you inform her involuntarily that you like her that you would eat
her that you loves her sexually and to let yourself go it is quite good
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When you stimulate a woman the caressed part: back, breasts, mouth is charmingly
pleasant for her and all this pleasure comes down in her vagina! You have firm gestures it is
you who decide even when she takes initiatives keep this firmness in your hands that you have
, your legs also do not release this firmness in the moments hand-to-hand think of keeping as
much as possible of physical contact also between every half-time do not leave a space of
distance between you so that her pleasure does not go away from her thoughts, a simple
caress has to make her restart!
Thus the most attractive girls of the world have a problem with their physical appearance
(we have one less gene of self-satisfaction) so destroy this obstacle to their orgasms by saying
to them that their body drives you crazy! They are going to relax and you are going to
enjoy!!!
I am not sure that all the women like what I like and the context the place can make vary the
pleasure but for a classic fuck it is paying.
I had forgotten : change nothing to your preliminary: your fingers are divine..
NB : In addition to the three ebook Ive linked above (secrets for seducing on the internet,
how to sublimate your body language & the inconvenient truth about gender relations) if you
really want to examine the question from all sides I recommend you to read also my first
Diary of a French PUA and my Personal development manual that is going to kick your ass.
The other books Ive writen IE Do not read me and A story of cyprine : It was just for fun but
that will not strikingly improve your Game. As I publish, with my translations of Ross Jeffries
and Cajun and Sinn, it is my complete work (I plan to integrate the other articles and the other
stories into new books at the end of the year).
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Traumas at the official reception of the Arts et Mtiers
May 27th 2014,

Hello ! Here the writer of Sunday (what leaves me all week to pick up on Tinder). Needs that
I tell you the news a little! Warning : as a good dictator, I oblige you to read to me, otherwise
I condemn you to make you cut the cock with a nail scissors or fill the pussy with some
cement.
Two weeks ago, I received a message from a girl I fucked last December: she wanted to
present me one of her friends who had not fucked for a long time. I went to see the profile in
question: a pure bimbo of Marseille, hot but biatch. Well, lets see farther than appearances, I
said to myself in my big generosity, and I added her on FB. yo what r u looking 4 ?
huuuuu what a bad start We a little talked and she was OK so that I fuck her next Friday.
She knew only one single guy in her whole life and wanted to learn how to run wild with a
professional. Her friend had advised her my cock and my magic tongue. The day before the
date where do u invite me 2morrow ?
At my place.
sry I have a boyfriend now . AS IF BY CHANCE! FAKE. LIE. Roughly, she freaked out
at the last moment like a lot of girls who are afraid of going out of their comfort zone. Needs
not to make me waste my time presenting me not reliable girls, you will know it. Already that
she applied, needed that I pay in addition a restaurant or other thing?! Needs not to mess
around, girls
Last week, I went to get tested. The face of the doctor when I said that I had more than 30
partners since my last test (in August 2013) was legendary. She asked me if I prostituted
myself true story. She also asked me if I had somebody in my life, then I spoke to her about
my open relationship. She was close to the syncope. I believe that the common run of people
is not ready for that. By going out, I have seen Hafid who came getting test like every week
by whistling.
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On Saturday evening, official reception of Arts et Mtiers (a very famous party in Aix) with
Padawan, Le Gothique and his friends. I said to Virginie (my little open relationship
darling who reads my blog and whom I like very much to death) I go out tonight
ah, you will do some NPU ? she killed me there. Otherwise good plan: we had places for
10 instead of the normal price of 30 (a girl who could not come resold it in front of the
school) and I found money on the ground by going there. What a karma!
There was a girl there who threw herself on me into the entrance its him !!! (aggressive)
him who ?
the fake-fucker of Internet! You think you are too beautiful because you fucked more than
150 girls? I dont believe you, you are short and ugly eh then stop writing bullshits on the
Internet. I did not even got excited. She continued her frenzy I know a guy, he is better
than you eh he fucks 40 in 1 month and everything, hahaha you really are a shit.
OK, but
1) your story there I heard it 1000 times but never met such a guy yet (in addition I
understand what Im doing, I do original things, etc. it is not sex for sex and to boast and say
Im the best, pff, I experience then Im fed up to justify myself thats it)
2) even if it is true I dont care it is not my purpose to fuck the maximum, I am an artist, I try
to come true. Then, she continued to assault me. yes , its true, in addition he is too hot
not like you, and I tested him!!!
well then if he is hot then he has no merit!
Why ? He does on the contrary! Ah why is it always the ugliest guys who have the biggest
ego?! Seriously, one more who understood nothing. Where have I written that I fuck
because I am too handsome? Full of prejudices, it is sad. In brief, we left Le Gothique with his
uninteresting friends and we went to pick up with Padawan.
A guy came to shake hands with me hello, do you recognize me ?
heuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I work at [club in Aix], I invit you on events on fb, me I read your stories
ah heuuuuuuuuuu yeah hello . The guy maybe fucks girls by telling that he works at this
club and by inviting people on FB. Good for him but me I dont care. Besides, what pissed me
off its that he didnt assume that he likes reading me he said that he was obliged because
supposedly I spam FB. Hmmmmmm. That made me the same effect than finding myself
encircled by a bustle of Brazilian travestites rutting. He would have showed me his cock that
that I would have remained unmoved. After all, the superheroes like Batman are often hated
because not understood by the population. I am the super-hero of sex who crosses the world
with the a hard cock to save all the hotties who are really horny in buildings in flames. In
brief, even if people do not dare to be seen any more with me I dont care: I shall go
sunbathing in Ibiza with some models whom I would have saved from sexual boredom,
France do not deserve me.
I made a failed approach. In fact, I began my movement to approach a girl and I stopped right
in the middle. I was not ready. Basically, that was that:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
???
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
??? then she cleared off. Padawan did not stop pursuing me afterward by singing
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae will always love you .
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Well, I had to wash this insult. Where was the PUA, seriously? I wasnt going to let myself be
destabilize by a silly bitch all the same.Second approach: a girl passed, I returned on her and
she maintained my eye contact ouuuh not baaad . She smiled. I approached and continued
didnt we kiss last week ?
no.
and are you interested ?
why not. Thus then we eat each others mouths. The sexual connection when we approach
random ly is sometimes surprising! Then I asked her if she wanted to kiss Padawan. And
finally, if she wanted to make a 3some. She told us that she had already almost made one but
that the guys had got cold feet and that she is really interested. We made an appointment at 3
am to go at my place to make an orgy. I took her num then I rang her on the spot, I know that
that is not correct but I dont give a shit. In fact, I do what I want. I have the impression that
when we become good , well, we can do shitty things. I mean, in the mouth of an AFC the
ouuuh not baaad it would have very badly passed. The check that it was a real number
too. But me I believed in it when I said that she was attractive then when I said it, it was
spontaneous and natural. The talent, isnt it finally to simplify everything and to manage to be
yourself and to express it (the real you not that conditioned/frustrated) ?
In brief, we knew that it was not a very solid plan. But we didnt want to waste it either. Thus
we a little calmed down. We talked rubbish and spent a good night up to the arranged hour. I
called her twice, I sent a text. No answer. My telephone vibrated Misty (a bro in Paris) = I
just kissed a hottie
bitch, I thought it was the text of a girl I wanted to fuck
me too I love you. The plan was thus dead but not buried, as a result, we went back to
hunt. We met quite a lot of people we knew. In particular a girl I had kissed at the music
festival last year. I dont know how I recognized her, I had a flashback. That was funny.
There was also a German girl I had picked up last September. An attractive blonde with blue
eyes. She liked very much me to death but wanted absolutely something serious (even to
kiss on the mouth) then I had sent her to hell. She was there, this scamp, and she had the nerve
e to call me. With a friend even more hot than her in addition. Then, I proposed them a 3some
: normal. They did not want, they claimed to be dykes and kissed each other twice in front of
us : normal. I caught her hot head, took her hand, approached ready-close to her and said
will you have the nerve to say that you dont like me . Fuck, her friend started strangle me
with my tie. Bitches. We didnt believe in their pseudo-lesbians things and we were right
because we saw them later with fat and dirty guys they looked down. Seriously, why lying
like that? In brief, I will poke all her friends list as a way of punishment. As for myself what
irritates me most it is the ones who look down and pretend they dont recognize me and/or the
kind hypocrites in front of you and nasty from behind (Im not talking about doggy style) !
Then, we saw the ex of Padawan. The one with whom we had to make an orgy in November.
The one who was OK, who wanted to go to at my place. Then who chicken out at the last
moment, justified the whole thing by a Fabrice I dont feel him and we found to drink a
tea till 5 am like hard idiots. The one who pissed us off because she wanted to suck only with
condoms and in the black. Well, so we approached her friends. They told us that she had
forbidden them to touch us. It is ridiculous. As a result, he sent her a text to tell her that he
would never fuck her again and we let them throw up their whiskeys (they stank out up to
Marseille).
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We approached a lot of girls in uniform. Because, there, the girls who do the Arts et Mtiers
wear a uniform and I find it extremely sexy. The first one approached was kind and
everything, but tight-ass and in couple. She even treated us aggressive perverts just because
we dared to speak about something else than the following flat and uninteresting subjects
how old are you ? what do you do for a living?
A second bitch came to see us. We proposed her the 3some and everything and she said Im
interested but I finish at 5 am, now I am in the stand, I sell some tapenade, dried tomatoes
and I dont remember what else, come . We told her that she would not have us like that.
She eventually admitted us to have a boyfriend and not to be interested at the idea of cheating
on him but wanted all the same to sell us her stuff thus she pretended a fake. Very kind the
girl but, seriously, using her charm and lying to try to sell her goods on slightly too naive
guys: I find it shameful.
I stopped a group of 2, a cute half-blood and a fat blonde. Of course, the cute hang back and it
is the ugly who spoke to me do you want to make a 4some ?
nooooooooooo AND ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU! (Classic: we waited for this one, we
still had not had the aggressive and nasty answer)
Ah well, you imagine you are so better than us LOL ?
No it is not that but I have a bac+5 then dont come BORING ME by talk to me about sex
Why do you send back your frustration on me?
It is not because I dont want to fuck with you that I am frustrated ASSHOLE!!! I AM NOT
INTEREST IN THIS BULLSHIT
ah, but yes, you get excited thus you are frustrated, look I am calm . Short of arguments,
she caught her friend and cleared off. Isnt bullshit the anxiolytic of poor people?
An average girl (I more wanted to ask her to leave than a phone number) came talking to me
have you got a cigarette?
no
even if I kiss you ?
well no and she cleared off to do the same thing with another guy. Distressing. Who told
them that they could obtain everything this way? Seriously that irritates me this difference in
the balance of power between both sexes. And there are always guys there to pay them stuff
otherwise they would not do it any more for long, it is sad! I am persuaded that the heart of
the problem it is that the guys do not have sex enough otherwise they would not be so
subdued to the smell of the pussy!
The girl of the beginning, the kind of silly bitch with whom I would have loved consuming
crack on an old bench full of snow in Stalingrad (she claims she comes from there but I forgot
her name something like Svetlana finally an unpronounceable name for a mouth very
pronounceable) came back. How are you the fake fucker?
fine and you ?
fine.
by the way, Le Gothique told me you didnt have sex for 3 months, poor girl ?
ah the asshole he told you
so why do you come pissing me off by throwing your frustration to my face? Turned out
that she was totally unstable Me the guys I fuck them and I throw them like paper tissues if I
want but I dont do it because everything comes out in this city
Ah you are a victim of the social pressure then
no.
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ah
-its me who manipulate people I am very good in psychology I always have what I want.
ah . In brief, unhealthy to death the girl. I told her at a given moment (I dont know why)
do you know that I could make you come with one single finger like E.T. ?
ahahah how do you plan to do that ? me I need a big cock, a train in my tunnel, you see.
Besides, she knows nothing about sex, this bitch. I a little discussed with her then told her that
I found her attractive even if we had a bad start (because it is an objective fact that she is not
ugly) : that a little relaxed her and everything and at this moment she admitted you look like
my ex
so do you want to show me your tits ? She lowered her dress, lowered her bra in front of
everybody and showed me her boobs. Just because I had asked her, like that. That suited her
at the level of nipples it was very explicit. Well, then with Padawan we said to ourselves that
we were going to go back on this positive note. We are all ugly and beautiful in fact: It just
depends in the eyes of who! Knowing it and accepting it allows to make a step forward and to
dont be affected nor destabilized anymore by the small lousy games, it is powerful! Before
leaving, I murmured to her tenderly come on I fuck you the silly bitch for the provocation.
We left because she began speaking with feather dusters but she ran after us. She absolutely
wanted that we walked her back. This crazy chick started telling us that she already had sex in
the street and because we didnt care, she added but you, you will NEVER fuck me
ok but you know we didnt ask
YOU WILL NEVER FUCK ME
your loss
ah yeah its true, you are so beautiful, you can have who you want (irony) .
She pissed off Padawan in two seconds then caught his arm by calling him pervert because he
put a hand on her butt (me too moreover to piss her off). All this by telling him that it was
strange that Le Gothique has friends like him, so nasty and perverse while Le Gothique him,
he is so classy and nice (he is a typical AFC so he doesnt make women react). Padawan
asked her to stop, to leave him, several times but she caught him more. A strange energy
invaded him, I have never seen him like that, the face hardened and he make her a little bit
strong armlock.
The madwoman found that surprising. Me too, especially for a guy who is going to be 3rd dan
of tae kwon do. A big silence. I read a moment of hesitation in her eyes then she ran away in
the street by waving. I think that she is used to control guys thanks to her ass but that because
it did not work with us, she freaked out. Here is where arrived the men due to dont showing
their balls.
Phew. Finally freed. She needed it at least. She was persuaded that by behaving like that we
would be at her feet or what? Then, Padawan felt a little guilty, but well It was no bad thing
I guess. All this for a bad mussel. Me I would not have done it because I am too kind but I
think that it is not so grave. The wrist a little cracked but well.
In the street we met two girls, one blubbered beuhhh but Im in love with him . I hadnt the
courage to explain her that there was 99 % of chances she is not in love with him in fact. That
she was simply persuaded that she was because of the television propaganda that people
undergo. But that would have been too long to explain then I went to bed.
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The next day, the girl whom I had registered at 3some on my mobile answered that the
champagne had risen to her head and that she had forgotten the hour and everything. Then she
admitted to me that she was afraid to bang 2 unknowns like that. I like honesty then I have
just suggested her screwing her at the end of the week. She answered me that she is free
Friday and Saturday to be continued! In the meantime, I will poke all the girls who were at
the official reception. Hey yeah, needs that I fuck, needs that I buzz!
Ah yeah and incidentally: the European elections, I dont give a damn. It is some shit and it is
useless to complicate things with that. I went to put a bulletin Orelsan President because
seriously Im fed up that we take us for idiots in the media while only asking us to vote for
rich disconnected of the reality who do not respect us to choose which one will have the
power on us. Not one single demonstration to cut the head of the presidents of all the political
parties? Move your ass suckers. Make bombs explode plz (rather one that I have already
fucked PLEASE). We are fed up with those conceited jerks who are nevertheless obliged to
look at their popularity rating with submarine so much that falls in gap.
PS : After the party, the crazy girl told Le Gothique that my confidence had made her wet but
that she would never admit it in front of me. To want to prove I dont know what, she has just
missed some good orgasms (and the best cunni of her life). Fuxelife, I am not going to fight to
give some pleasure. Her pussy is doubtless deep, but she, is a severely retarded person. In
brief, I shall see again her certainly by making my shopping like all the young inhabitants of
Aix at my dealer in the street Tiers.
PS 2 : I approached a short fat person to piss him off during the night hello are you a good
kisser? And he answered screw your mother . I followed him by taking very calmly his
insults and by speaking to him normally. I remained very cool during 10 minutes, that made
him break freak out. He wanted to punch me. I am going to push the harassment until the
poke on FB.
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- 76 -
If it was too easy, it would be suspect
June 3rd 2014,

I have just realized one of the most improbable Pick-up of my career. I violently quarrelled
with a girl on FB then I met her to have sex with her. Incredible!
It is a girl whom I have poked two weeks ago, since that day we speak to each other: student
in 1st year of medicine, cute, fresh, wants to become a little bit naughtier, has flaked me last
Saturday I am chaos instead of I am KO okay I wipe the slate clean I wont knock
her out with a Larousse dictionary.
[PART 1: THE ROW]
Then here we are, we had a date at 8 pm in Aix except that at 7:30 pm she sent me we see
each other rather at 11 pm and at 11 pm is it a problem if I come and see a friend before
she doesnt feel good because of a guy? I downright freaked out! It was disproportionate I
dont know what happened to me. Especially that like a horribly normal student I am at my
parents to revise my exam of October at the moment, and thus I had reserved my night and
especially I had told to my parents that I was going to fuck a chick :its too much of a shame
to be flaked like that in front of your family !!!
This conversation is very interesting from a point of view psychology*communication (a lot
of shit tests), especially for the twist in the drama, then I put here the full text (I would not
write all this if I was not excessively paid so like my FB page and follow my Twitter/Youtube
to encourage me PLZ) :
06/02/2014 11:12pm
ME : I dont want to put the pressure on you nor anything but I dress up or I go to bed ?
HER : Ah Im with my friend.. But otherwise we can settle comfortably in a car. Dont
necessary dress up well ? But if youre too tired another day ..
Dont dress up well doesnt mean come naked ^^
ME : lol no no Im motivated
HER : What do we do then ? Because I would like that we settle comfortably in a bar but I
am in a pullover and dont really want to dress up ahah
ME : 30 seconds ago you told me we settle comfortably in a car
but well youre with your friend until IDK when..
HER : But you wanna go to bed?
- 77 -
ME : I think you will flake lol

And I as much want to go in a bar as to shoot myself
And obviously if you give me no clear answer I am going to go to bed! Moreover it is already
late while we had to meet at 11 pm thus we will postpone I guess
HER : What is a flake? No I know I am sorry but I told you that my friend was not feeling
good. And understand my dilemma we dont know each other I have never seen you I dont
imagine myself going up in a car without anybody all around do you understand?
ME : Well listen I reserved my evening for you to finally do nothing, I wasted my time so
that irritates me
a flake its when the girls get cold feet with shitty excuses
And the thing to settle comfortably in the car it is not me who spoke about that eh ^^ its up to
you if want you it or not
HER : Yes I want it but I am with my friend so if you want to go to bed then go to bed. No
Im not getting cold feet . If youre tired sleep.
ME : ah well if you want , as we say when you want you can
Yes I am tired but I am ready to make an effort for you, but that does not seem to be mutual,
its a pity
HER : if I proposed you that we see each other last time it is not for nothing
ME : well ! you look in shape tonight
I have a concrete thing to be proposed to you
How long approximately will it takes with your friend?
HER : What do you want to propose me? I dont really know not long I think
ME : you are in L***** thats it ?
HER : Yes
ME : okay
HER : ??
ME : Good because my osteopath is in Mimet so I took advantage of it to eat at my parents, I
am still there and I would have taken advantage to come to see you to coming back in Aix but
I dont want to drive now especially if I dont know if you will not finally tell me no I stay
with my friend thus if you want to pick me up here there are nice places for a night-stroll
there (its approximately at 10mn of L*****)
HER : Eeeeh your plan is weird.. Did you understood what I said when I said we dont
know each other you can not be mad at me for that. Then I wont tell you that, I just need
some more time with her.
ME : no it is not weird
I have no desire to drive at midnight because I am fucked up
- 78 -
HER : At the same time you had told me that you were in Aix
ME : No I live in aix under normal circumstances
We had to see each other at 8 pm eh ^^
I would have came back easily
HER : Yes but tonight you are not in aix. And I warned you early enough for the fact that it
would not be eight oclock..
ME : yeah I know
So Ive eaten with my parents and Im still here
HER : Ok ok so what ?
ME : well or you pick me up here and we settles comfortably somewhere and we spend a
great night; or we do absolutely nothing
HER : Ok well me I dont know your town and I dont want to get lost. I was OK for aix. I
think we did not understand each other well. So have a good night.
ME : okay
your loss eh
Due to making your princess and making yourself movies
Im fed up with being taken for an idiot
HER : At no time I took you for an idiot. It can be the case the other times seen your manners
of speaking indeed.
ME : not related
Im disapointed
all this for this
ME : We could have a good moment together, finally I lost my evening waiting for you, you
are going to stay with your friend, and I have nothing to blame me for concerning this fiasco
eh the efforts I would have made them eh and you begin to freak out for nothing, to play the
unsuspicious and hopppppppppppppppppp very very disappointing but well it is just like most
of people : adventure frightens you
HER : The efforts? It is you who didnt any more want to drive while we had agreed for aix.
Finally it is not too bad because your reaction proves me that I would have wasted my time
with you..
ME : you wuld have lost nothing eh darling
you are 100 % at fault in this story have at least the honesty to admit it
I have other things to do than waiting during 1:30 am after the arranged hour, that is what I
call respect
ME : That would not have hurt you to be seduced and to have orgasms but going out of her
zone of comfort it is hard I understand! Seriously what are you afraid of ? Hello I am not an
old man with a moustache who made a profile of young person eh and if I am irritated it is
- 79 -
because you made me lose ALL MY EVENING THAT I HAD RESERVED FOR YOU all
this for nothing, you got cold feet you in the end and especially do not apologize eh blame me
instead
HER : What I admit it is that I left seeing my friend but I spoke to you about it you said it
was OK , needed to say it at this moment. And you really believe that if there should have
happened something between us that would have been tonight? Maybe I would not even have
liked you. We could have meet once and see if that could work.. I m not looking for a
boyfriend understand me please, but Im not looking for a dead man of hunger either. I
thought that in 25 years you would be capable of understanding the fact that I am careful and
especially that you know that I was very afraid just two nights ago. And its a pity because
once again, at 25 years old, I thought of finding somebody who would have been on the same
wavelength and who would know how to not COMPLICATE THINGS. But I see that it is not
the case.
ME : Not to complicate things that means not commanding respect and agreeing to be taken
for an idiot?
Try to dont make me be thought of as a dead man of hunger or an immature eh
Yeah but apparently you are too careful when it is not worth it and not enough when it would
be necessary
Ah yeah you are the kind of girl who sees a guy who you like then to abandon him on
principle to frustrate both of you? No but needs to overcome her conditioning eh
And lets be clear if you went seeing your friend its because you were put under stress to see
me that made a diversion to save time
(If ever you really visited somebody)
HER : I went to see her because she needed me. I wont repeat you give me a headache for
nothing. I recognized that having visited her while I had told you a certain hour it was
borderline but when I spoke to you about it you pretended that you didnt care. And in
addition it is you who said that you didnt want to drive anymore. It is none of my doing me if
you are not in aix because as so you told it so well when you want you can .
ME : Okay lets admit it
But when you pretend that the idea of sleeping with me tonight had not even crossed your
mind : I say LIAR
And I dont see what it changes for you it is the same distance it is even less far for you to
come here
For your friend I didnt think that it was going to last 1:30 am eh
HER : Well then even if it was the case you feel obliged to send your dirty sentences saying
that I take you for an idiot while not at all and understand it is everything but sexy. I dont
understand why you piss me off now because it is you who finally did not want to drive any
more.
ME : Well, yes it was the case then dont play the unsuspicious, it irritates me the thing I
am not a whore me you took me for one of these poor guys for whom a girl who thinks
about sex is obviously a whore? I thought that you had understood who you are dealing with
And excuse me but your behavior is so classic
- 80 -
Girls I tried to pick up a lot eh and it is often the same thing, you have those who are
adventuresses those who want to run wild, they visit me and have a lot of orgasms and ask for
more of it
Then those who behave meanly, then pretend that I am a dead man of hunger to justify that
they have not the courage to go out of their zone of comfort, and I didnt think that you
belonged to this category you disappointed me
In brief, good for you if you do not know what you missed
(And dont call me asshole it would be overrated, I just tell you things as they are)
HER : OK you are definitively hopeless. At no time you tried to pick up me love. I assume
perfectly the fact of being interested in a relation without consequences but I also assume the
fact of being careful. I am like that, and I do not believe it is a bad thing. Now good for you if
you are used to girls who join you in a lost place but it is not my case.
ME : but the thing
it is that you think you are smart right now
And do not take a condescending tone because that irritates you that I deliver an analysis of
your psychology
you assume absolutely nothing the proof 10 minutes ago you told me I never do anything
the first night blablabla
HER : Yeah all right about my psychology, you dont know me so what are you talking about
seriously?
ME : The thing that irritates me it is to be the only one to know that if you had come you
would have been satisfied of you and I still have to make efforts and beg you for that! That
irritates me
But its ok you think you are unique, while in fact you are all quite more or less similar
HER : I didnt say that, I said that I would not join you in a place I do not know while I have
never seen you. We would have been able to begin by having a drink and yes at this moment
if that was ok we could have finished the night together. Then stop with your insults. You
know nothing about what could have happened if at least you had the courage to drive
ME : ok what did you risk? In the worst case you went back home
Ah we would have been able to finish the night together now? Who had believed it? 10
minutes ago you told me that you were not a girl like that
the courage no but seriously girl are you trying to manipulate me like that? I dont take the
car at 1 am for a girl who kept me waiting 2 hours eh! It was in your turn to make an effort,
you did not do it, its a pity for both of us but it is you who messed around there
HER : I know nothing about what I risked it is not careful thats it. I just want to have fun, to
spend good moments. But what you cant understand its that I dont want to get lost in a lost
place with a guy I dont know. At no moment I told you that I was not a girl like that. I think
that is needed a minimum of seduction. And of course if I did not like you I would have left
thats it.
ME : well then why didnt you just do it ?
It is the 1st time you meet a guy who dont get confused and who tells you things as they are?
- 81 -
Some male energy thats strange eh

did you think that I was going to throw myself on you like a madman or what I reassure
you I have eaten tonight eh lol
The answer: you risked nothing
you have my name, you have my photo, you know where I live you know that I have a blog
HER : It is me who manipulate? While I was ready to come to meet up with you? And that it
is me the first one who have proposed that we see each other ? Dude you told me I dont drive
at 1am that would have changed what for you? I dont understand that a 25-year-old guy does
not understand that a 18 year old girl does not want to go anywhere when she does not know
the person nor the place.
ME : It is exactly because you dont know me that it would have been an adventure and that
you would have been able to have fun
And it is not lost there are 10 000 inhabitants here
me I am not angry eh I just told you what I had to tell you then calm down!!!
dont cry eh you still can have your orgasms if you put aside your ego
HER : Yes it is the first time that it happens to me indeed. Moreover it is what I liked , to
know that you were not one of these honeyed hypocritical. But there are limits all the same. I
dont think I deserve this false trial while you have never been in the shoes of a girl and you
dont know all what can happen to us
ME : thats ok I know it but I thought you had understood who you are dealing with
When you treat me like if I was as dangerous as a villain of the north districts it is hurtful
HER : You think that I am going to cry for you? But where are you coming from? I can find
guys like you at every corners of street.
ME : Ah and btw it is exactly because I am not a dead man of hunger that you cannot
manipulate me
Hm no lol guys like me are very rare but this is another debate
then if you prefer the guys who lick your boots, who play the romantic and everything, all this
because you can make them do what you want just because you are cute well it is pathetic
and in addition they will badly fuck you
HER : No you are not going to make feel guilty like that me. I dont care if I hurt you when I
tell you that I dont know you and that I have no idea of who you really are. You would have
been able to promise me all the orgasms of the whole world (still to be proved) I would never
have come there without anybody who knows where I am except my friend who would have
been able to do nothing if I had found an old pervert at the meeting. If you are not capable of
understanding that it is because you need some notions of life.
ME : Yeah still to be proved , well lets see, as if by chance you do not let me the
opportunity to do it :)
well you just have to say to who you want that you come I have nothing to hide and I am not
an old pervert I am me
You , you go sexy-dressed alone at gare St-Charles and you find that dangerous to come to
see me in a enlightened village no but seriously do you realize what you say
- 82 -
HER : you look so confident. me I dont care that we lick my boots it is not what is going to
make a difference in my life believe me.
ME : I dont look confident I am and it is exactly this confidence that pisses you off
but finally I am not going to let you treat me like an average guy
like I said I have nothing to hide, everything I told you is true, including the orgasms, and to
verify it you have only one single thing to do, have fun a little and come to let off steam of
this frustration
HER : Jean basket is it sexy-dressed ?! Lol you dont need much then. I thought I was safe
with a friend that night. But he did not show his balls is it my fault? That will not work like
that, I find that my too careful reaction for your taste is very appropriate.
ME : I dont know how you were dressed, and it is not my fault if you hang out with pussies,
but do not treat me like them thank you
Your reaction IS too careful because you risk nothing, and not appropriate seen that it has
wasted what would have been able to be a good night for both of us
Always needs to complicate everything while that could be simple fuck why why why ?!
HER : dont you understand that to meet you I would like that it is in a more secure place
first? We have a problem then
ME : all this is bullshit
HER : Are you insane ?
ME : pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I dunno who you think I am but you are totally wrong, and stubborn in addition
HER : Ah no you are hopeless thats it. When you will have understood then call me back. I
am going to sleep. Alone by your fault, and your laziness to drive.
ME : ah yeah because you assume now ?
where is the public place that is in fact useless because we want to sleep together?
The worst it is that you are persuaded to be right while at the beginning of the conversation
you didnt even assume that you intended to sleep with me
HER : that serves to see if you are not the perverse old man I dont even understand why I
continue to explain it to you seen that you do not understand.
ME : And if you did not make love tonight, and especially had quality orgasms as I doubt that
you already had, it is because you didnt move your ass
I have nothing of a pervert eh
we are chatting for weeks
you have seen 200 pictures of me
you have my name, you know where I live you can find me easy
And if ever it is an old pervert who comes well you just leave right? I dont even know why
we speak about it seen that it will not happen
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HER : Where didnt I assume ? And you repeat yourself that is useless. I will continue to
think that I must be careful if I dont want to finish in a cellar or I do not know where.. And it
is not your whim that is going to change things.
ME : But I make no whim
I make a fair proposal
HER : And I did not spend all my time on your pictures by the way.
ME : and do you really believe that if something should happen between us that would have
been tonight? did you write it or not ?
In brief frankly if we stay in this dead end we are two idiots
HER : Yes I wrote it because you are too confident, you dont even know if I would have
liked you. Maybe I would have found you ugly and I would have left you know nothing about
it.
[PART 2: THE TWIST IN THE DRAMA]

ME : I admit that I was a little bit excessive, but admit that you were dishonest
HER : I have not the habit to have a change of mind. For me I was right. And a man who
wants to taste me he gives himself the means. (Im not asking you to lick my boots as you
said but to drive a car).
A little bit excessive? Downright excessive.
ME : its ok Im not saying the opposite you are an attractive girl
HER : You know why I did not do that thus
ME : I also say that this small quarrel just made me want to see you but tonight while we are
still hot, so that you see that I am no guy who has only a mouth on the Internet
I think that you did not do that because you found that weird, and you found it weird because
I didnt give some good explanation
HER : Ah?
Yes it is certainly that.
ME : Yeah because you could say to yourself that I am just a guy who speaks on the net but
who IRL has no balls like the others
Yeah that loaded me with sexual energy, then it is healthy the quarrels at least we said what
we had to say
HER : I imagine that not with everything that Ive read.
ME : Ah you read things about me? well it is not the subject
- 84 -
HER : Yeah but you had a flying start.

What you wrote at the moment.
ME : ah okay
I admit you took it in the place of others
HER : Bah it is not fair you dont know me not and you send your clichs.
ME : well yeah but you fitted inside, and then admit you tried to test me
HER : Testing you about what?
ME : to see if I was going to be chicken out
well, do you smell any energy in you after this quarrel & do you want to evacuate it ?
HER : To chicken out ?
I have some energy in me yes
ME : Have already made you love after a quarrel?
HER : Yes of course
ME : how was it ?
HER : it relieves
ME : do you want that we meet half-way ?
HER : the problem remains the same..
ME : well listen if you dont like me, or if I dont like you, we go home but at least we
wouldnt have stayed at home like two idiots with this sexual energy into us
Then do not always imagine the worst scenario like that, look at me I stay positive
HER : And what if you are the old pervert..
Yeah but you are a guy ^^
ME : Lol enough is enough with that ^^
I am the guy who is on the photos
You know the commonplace guy you can find at any street corner ^^
HER : No but seriously we laugh about it but it happens sometimes
Ahiii youre so sensitive
ME : dont worry I am not hurt lol
I stay zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen ^^
do you have skype ?
HER : Well I really want you now. I really want to see you. But the problem remains the
same and this quarrel will be useless if I come to see you now
- 85 -
It would not be logical

Skype no
ME : fuck you could have seen me in your webcam
me too I really want you
This quarrel will rather have been of no use if we do nothing ^^
HER : I know..
ME : I swear you I have so much sexual energy in me that I begin to be cramped in my boxer
And it in spite of the fatigue it is a big time
HER : Because you have a boxer?
ME : Well yeah we have a hot weather
HER : Exactly
ME : lol ! Well come on stop losing some more time
Im serious it is the adventure right now! And it can be so good to let off steam
HER : I know
ME : you want it, I want it, we are not going to let imaginary barriers dominate us all the
same
HER : I am for the adventure. But the anxiety is still the same.
ME : It is the stress of the adventure you feel ; I feel it too
The adrenalin
HER : But where would you want to meet up ?
ME : Well we can find a place, you dont go out of your car especially, so that you can see
that it is really me
In this way you will take no risk
HER : I dont really like it..
ME : Well anyway I dont know why we speak about that , it is me
how do you want me to prove it to you
We quarrelled well and it would be really too awesome that we see each other now and that
we release all this
But well needs that we both make concessions
HER : I know but it is not in my habits to join somebody I have never met at 2am.
ME : Yeah me neither
It is a so atypical situation
- 86 -
I would really like to see what can happen

Seriously according to the plan we are at less than 10km from each other
HER : And would we go to your place?
ME : Well, no in the car to add some hot pepper
Ah nope 14km to be precise
HER : And if I dont like you ?
ME : Then you go back home and I do the same
But well do not always imagine the worst scenario like that
You know I am not going to make a disease, I have not an oversize ego, and at least I would
say to myself that I gave it a try
I am optimistic, I say to myself that we are going to make love and that will be awesome after
such a verbal fight
HER : Its not wrong
ME : well I tell you where we meet ?
Im on google maps there
HER : Seriously Im scared
ME : me too
that you eventually send me to hell
I feel nervous in fact
But needs to control ourselves and to know what we want
right now I really want to see you , even really want you I admit
seriously it can be legendary , an original meeting like that
HER : But is it comfortable in a car?
ME : Didnt you ever try? That has its charm honestly
HER : It is a strange idea. Where would we meet up?
ME : There is a nice quiet spot next to my place I send you the route
It is really quiet and if ever we like each other we wont be disturbed
Unless you want that we meet up somewhere else
HER : I would prefer somewhere I know
ME : like where ?
because if there is a lot of people in the street it wont be a good thing
HER : I dont really know but at least to meet up so that I see that are you not the perverse
old dude and that we discuss a little the time of a fag or whatever that would reassure me
ME : okay where concretely?
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HER : well I dont really know your place thus I dont know
ME : Lol otherwise come where I told you it will be so much simpler
We will discuss dont be worried I am not a savage ^^
And I guess that you a little know who you have to deal with if ever you have no desire to go
farther you will just have to tell it to me and we will go back home
If you go now in not even 10mn we are together
HER : Yes but I dont feel good I dont know the place nor you and I am pulled.
ME : I really want you and you want me you told it to me
Nothing bad will happen seriously we are at 10 minutes the one from the other one it is
nothing
I am going to wear a jeans and a T-shirt so you will can take them off if you want :)
but plz come so that we did not all this for nothing now it would be too stupid
HER : Do you want to come to L*****?
ME : yeah ok ! where concretely?
HER : There is a small park there I dont know if there will be people but at least to meet up.
ME : well okay how is it called so that I look on the plan?
HER : I dont know in fact it is just next to a day-nursery
ME : Are you sure that you dont want to come to the precise address that I gave you lol
it would be soooooooo simpleeeeeeeeeeee
HER : No
You really dont want to come to L*****..
ME : well in fact because you look undecided then I say to myself that I am going to arrive
over there and that you are going to tell me finally no Im not coming
in addition you are not able to give me a precise place
Whereas I know that if you come, I am fully going to assume that I want you
Needs that we stop our bullshit we are going to waste everything
That would be too stupid
HER : I would find security in being next to my place but its up to you
ME : you will be just 10km away from your place
dont be a pain in the ass earlier you said yes to come here
come on plz so that we did not all this for nothing
I swear that it can be really awesome but needs that we both make the effort
HER : You said yes to come to L*****
ME : yeah I know
come on plz
- 88 -
It is no debate it is sterile what were doing right now

Nobody is right nobody is wrong
HER : I would not make you come if I didnt think about it seriously
ME : in 10 mn we meet
cmon plz me too I think about it seriously
HER : Yes if you come to L*****
ME : Give me a precise address
seriously A park next to a day-nursery
so glamour
HER : But I cannot open the plan
ME : well do you have google or not ?
You dont know how to give me a precise address
while I have given you one since 1h
You would already be there it would be good
Come where I told you I swear that its not dangerous
date at 2h55
We have lost enough time
I swear on everything you want that you are not going to regret I dont know what better I can
tell you
HER : No at L*****seriously
ME : Needs that you control yourself right now and that you leave direction adventure
HER : I give you an address in two min
ME : Come now that turns in a loop
Why dont you want to come while you know that I am too tired to drive and everything
It would be so simple
make a little effort plz all the same
HER : well no , too bad , another time then if you are too tired to drive you are too tired to do
it too Besides you will have to come back in Aix at a moment or another one
ME : Well its been 30mn that I tell you that CONTRARY TO YOU I AM GOING TO
MAKE THE EFFORT TO DRIVE UNTIL L*****
and you are not even able to give me an address seriously
HER : You dont let me enough time
ME : you asked 2 minutes 15 minutes ago
HER : You dont stop talking to me
- 89 -
ME : move your ass

HER : Rond point L***** B***** its ok ?
ME : yes ! Well if I come at how much % are you sure to join me?
HER : sure to join you. there is a park for child there try to go here I am going to walk there
and go out of your car too ^^
ME : Okay well then if are you sure we make an appointment there at 3:10 am! But give me
your number as guarantee plz
Then, I sent her a text and she answered. Well, I left at 3 am, I saw no car on the road. I
arrived in less than 10 minutes, I had a little difficulties in finding her but she answered
her phone thus that was OK. Her voice was very stone, I do not think that she had taken
drugs but well thats surprising, certainly the fatigue!!! I parked in a parking, I joined
her under a lamppost. Everything took place on the body language level, my calm, my
confidence, etc. I approached, I saw that she tried to kiss me when I said hello to her
then I took her in my arms after having given a kiss on the cheek to her. Then we sit on
a wooden barrier, and I caressed her hair, her back. She turned to me. Seriously, she is
attractive, thin, but she smells the fag! She kissed me then came against me, put the
hand in my jeans and began to shake me up in the city center. Then, I did the same (I
caressed her), her legs began to tremble. At the end of a few minutes, she asked me to go
in my car. Just like my cat, I am a night-hunter!
I put her in underwear, then she caught my cock and shook me. I wanted to do other
things but she wanted to do only that. I jerked off ! Well, that was fucking good for me
to exult through this masturbation all the same. I was fucking excited and full of sexual
energy I slapped one liter! Good thing the osteopath told me no excess to dont be too
tired this evening Then, I lied her down on the back seat I managed to put my hand in
her string even if she resisted I am not comfortable, I am stressed, I dont like the
place, I dont know you, but I want you, we should see again each other somewhere
else . She was very stressed! I made her rise with ONE SINGLE finger, she rose very
high, she removed her panties (with the hands moistened by my compulsive
masturbation) alone just before enjoying, certainly to do not dip it. During the rest, I
took off her bra. She told me it is not a normal situation
- 90 -
but who decides on what is normal or not? Finally here we are, that made me be
hard again and I would very gladly have fucked her like she deserved Instead of that,
she made a nasty Last Minute Resistance, but I admit that on an enlightened parking
with the look slightly napping and the cars all around it was not very glamorous either
then I can understand it is just too bad to have gone there for no more. I asked her if she
did not have the impression to be in a dream yeah totally and I asked her for what
she would have done in this dream we would have made love . But IRL nothing. In
brief, I suggested her moving the car in a dark corner but she did not want either, too
much afraid of me , that I kidnap her apparently. At a given moment I locked the car
door so she cannot open it by clumsiness when she enjoyed, she demanded that I
UNLOCK IMMEDIATELY!!! Otherwise, she wanted to go from L***** to Aix, having
sex at my place, then that I drive her back at her parents and that I return then at
mine. I admit that I am a little crazy but there are people out there who are really
crazy!!!
In brief, then I resigned myself and we a little spoke. Her, installed comfortably in my
arms. She knew only 2 guys in her life. Several years relationships (when Hafid tells me
that there are only dirty girls in medicine I answer LOL). Then, an unknown like that,
that excites her but that makes her feel fear. Besides, she really has no experience if I
understood well. She asked me if I was going to put the story on my blog and I said yes:
that probably did not contribute to make her feel comfortable I admit I should maybe
have lied but I dont like that. She asked me how I could be so imperturbable in this
situation, I think that it is the experience that spoke. Not much destabilizes me about
girls : seriously, that does not make me raise even anymore an eyebrow all this It is
not the first time I jump without parachute! I guess that she has reliable problems (in
herself and in the others): plenty of guys promised her the moon and chicken out. She
told me that I will never call her back after that blah blah blah. She asked me why a 25year-old guy like me made love with a kid of 18 I answered her that youth has
charm but at the time, I prefer them a little more experimented because the blockings
it gets on my nerves. She would have been able to enjoy much more and stronger if she
had gone at the end of what she had so well begun finally maybe that once again, I
demand too much to the others.
In brief, I was not even back home when she sent me a text: she wants that we see again
each other, but in my apartment this time, to finish the work. I hope I have given her a
lesson of life nothing is impossible when the will is here . I shall give her a lesson of
sex next time! On the road, dont ask me why I had put the radio Nostalgie and they
wished me hello and good awakening that was funny !
I hope that she will not have buyers remorse. Like, when she left, she was satisfied to
take on herself to come to meet me and to enjoy. But with time, she will maybe feel guilt
(or her friends are going to make her feel guilty even if I asked her to dont tell them
that) and considering me inequitably as a big jerk. Seriously, if she tells that :
The guys who would have liked taking her doggystyle will call her whore because they
would have liked this is their testicles that she empties;
The girls who do not have the courage to have fun a little are going to call her whore to
consolidate in their shitty position of ease even if they would have liked living an original
adventure like that.
- 91 -
[PART 3 : a big doubt]

Otherwise I am too satisfied, I took a rank in tae kwon do (yellow belt: like the sun which gets
up, I am at the beginning of my learning in this domain). And Virginie began cooking me too
good things (last time it was a cake zucchinis / salmon no but seriously needs to marry her. In
brief, what makes me want to follow my reflection to conclude It is crazy how I become
touchy: as soon as we piss off me, I send to hell quickly. Before I was less extreme all the
same, more tolerant! These shitty flakes, its common practice, nevertheless, that still
manages to irritate me while I should be armored for a while. Sometimes, the girls even
manage to make me feel guilty a little: I say to myself that my Game is maybe too aggressive,
that I demand too much to them. That it is maybe me who make some shit and the common
run of people who is right. Maybe that I am stupid and 100 000 km away from reality.
Seriously, it is impossible to make have a logical reasoning to people. A lot repeat and will
always repeat during all their life the same bullshit It is inconceivable for me! I come up
against walls, even in my own family: my brother assaults me by telling me that I am too thin
and that I have to be in poor health all this because we begin to see well my abs while he and
his wife are obese and smoke in spite of the fact that she is pregnant. And nevertheless, in
everything I said, if I put aside what I see and the fucking social pressure and the conditioning
of the morons: I notice that it is so logical. Im fed up with hearing always the same chicken
arguments of ignorant girl and if I dont like you IRL ? And you are too confident that you
believe that you are going to manage to give me orgasms, you are a dead man of hunger
because you assume that you want to fuck me I prefer the pussies move forward masked they
less frightens me even if they are coward traitors in the fact, etc. Fuck you band of
embittered discouraged by your boring life!!! Needs that they stop reading not intelligent
womens magazines pleonasm. It is not because I dont do like the others nor like you (and
what I am less bored) that I am wrong (and that you have to annoy me to compensate for). I
return to my sentimental short stories far from the pains of your rotten world. Ah yeah and
before I forget here is the worst shit test that a girl who wants to force you into error because
she does not assume can use ah yeah, it is good what you are do, you will find a lot of girls
who will sleep with you continue ah but no me of course . LOL. Look for the logic. The
truth it is that it is the ones who assume to go at the end of the attraction who are rare and
remarkable (the courage to take on themselves) not those who get cold feet or who do not
assume while pretending to assume, beause we can find hundreds of thousands like them.
May the God of the Game kiss all of you on the mouth.
- 92 -
When the policemen surprise you naked with a girl in your car
June 4th 2014,

I received this text from the girl met at the Gala des Arts et Mtiers.
Tomorrow its OK for me. (that we meet up and have sex)
Okay Im free from 7pm, tell me what time is good for you. Do you wanna have a drink at
my place?
At about 8 pm so? Dont you wanna go rather in a bar ?
Hmm yeah at 8pm its good for me. You want me to make love to you in a bar ???
Well in fact nevermind, forget me. Im getting cold feet.
Lol. OK thats awesome. Youve already seen me, youve kissed me last Saturday and
everything and needs to go back to the public place now? Whats the point ? No answer.
It is often the same thing with women : It is chicken, weak, without any will. They prefer to
stay in their comfort zone rather than to live a nice adventure I find it saddening but it is a
life choice after all ! Life choice that I dont understand because I always prefer to give it a try
even if it means making mistakes more often that in my turn. But so, the only person who will
deserve a slap it is the other one who will get cold feet and not my image in the mirror of my
Castorama bathroom. Lets not forget that mirrors too often pout in the morning.
Finally, what quite a lot of people have difficulties to understand it is that the sorting is made
by itself, between those who deserve my magic tongue and those who will never know it. It is
not because I propose my divine seed that it is beforehand won for them, it is rather a good
test to differentiate those who have a little pluck and those who will never do anything
crazy in their life. Forgive this peremptory tone but it is true!
Personally, I am constantly led by the desire of discovery of a new body (it is a real drug I
enjoy it) and the fear of losing this high-powered long hard cock (John-David is the name of
my dick 5kg without the balls 1300 mega watts when Im getting hard its the
beanstalk).
Fortunately, by logging on the world-famous cursed social network, I received a message
from Misty (a buddy in Paris) that cheered me up. I share it with you because I find the end
totally legendary. It a little restored my faith in humanity.
If you are not happy because you wanted to read one of my adventures, I challenge you to
channel-hop. There are pictures of Laurence Ferrari naked who has sex with a horse on ADS
thus go there, fucking Peeping Toms. Yeah yeah Im taking to you the red-haired person who
scratches his testicles take out your hand of your boxer shorts right now it is yucky! And to
you too the nymphomaniac who phones to your friend the mytho to tell her with whom had
sex this WE. Thus go sucking Slims penis if you are not happy.
Its been two-three times that I date Marie, this young blonde with a thin body and with a
sexual ardour that I had never known previously. You thus easily understand why I like this
girl. Every time her tiny ass crossed the threshold of my home, I knew that the pleasure party
was going to be really nice.
- 93 -
As a reminder, we had kissed each other during a party at a buddys. After two-three kisses,
the temperature quickly rose (the alcohol had already warmed us, then we didnt need much
more so that we want to mutually touch), and as a result, we found ourselves in the bedroom
of my buddy. After a fast passage of my hands on her legging, I went inside, grasping in full
hands her buttocks and slightly pulling her string. She could not handle more tension, then
she decided to go down to please me, alone, like a woman. Stuck to the door making me suck,
my buddies began to ask themselves questions and tried to open. I had the presence of mind to
lock to avoid that an unwelcome visitor comes to steal us this precious moment between two
human beings in total sexual connection. Except that my buddies, these suckers, began to
bang the door, until one of my buddies who knows Game told them to go away. Unluckily,
that cooled us. We thus decided to meet up again, and the next time, it was sooo hot !
For this Friday night, I was partyless. No plan, I thus unsheathed my smartphone to see
Marie. Only the idea to see her again was enough to give me a beginning of erection. Luckily,
she had nothing to do either that night. The problem, it was because neither her house, nor
mine were free. As a result, I told her that we would improvise. Having driven until my home
with her car (about ten kilometers all the same), I jumped in her car and we found ourselves in
the small recess where we had stopped the first time we had sex in her car. Between a zone of
works for a national and a sports complex, just behind a small low wall, she parked, and we
fell over on the back seat. We started soft: little kisses, petting, contact with the fingertips
No Im kiddding, it was wild.
I was just on the back seat that she jumped on me (technical exploit seen the available place),
removed her top and I began to touch her tits by kissing her. In passing a hand in the back,
and the other one on her attractive bent buttocks, I felt her very hot. She took off my pants
with so much envy that just this fact alone could have made me hard. This girl is so much
endowed for the preliminary that I had to excite her as much as she had done for me. I thus
lied her down on the seat and I licked her until I feel her leaving her body. Then, still hot, she
began to ride me, while pressing my hands sometimes against her breasts, sometimes on her
buttocks. The desire to take her doggy-style naturally appeared in me: I turned her around,
caught her buttocks and penetrated into her rather hardly. Windows had become opaque
because of the vapor caused by our romps. We continued during tens of minutes until we
perceive lights coming from the outside
I lost my erection right away. She was afraid, and a voice of man came from the outside of the
car: Police, go out of the vehicle
She freaked out like crazy, and I was not very reassured either. Still trembling because of the
sexual excitement (or because of stress), I put back on with great difficulty my jeans, my shoes
without socks and I went out by putting back on my t shirt, followed by Marie. ID cards
please.
We gave it to them. And then :
Policeman: Hmm ok. Well, we know what you were doing, but here it is a private place, it is
not public. There are cameras here, watch out. Next time, get a hotel, or go to your place.
Marie : Yeah, I agree
Policeman (talking to me) Did you finish your affair ?
- 94 -
Moi : Not really

Policeman: Well, finish quickly and never come back here anymore. Ok ?
Moi : yeah ok
They left, and we stayed there, outside in the cold. Holy shit! I still trembled! And I still wore
the condom! It was really a funny situation when I think about it. Marie told me that we were
lucky and I laughed. She said that she did not well put back on her string and that it is back to
front, haha.
In spite of that, the sexual excitement had totally disappeared, and impossible to be hard
correctly after the savage sex and the funny event of the weekend.
She drove me back home, and left back direction her place after two-three fags and a little
talk.
Adventures like that, I want it more often !
I applaud my buddy with feet and I go back trying to make a fortune by writing a scenario for
Canal+. A fucking story of clubs with orgies and Senegalese whores that would be even
funnier than Dominique Farrugias laughter.
May the God of the Game spares us all police custodies.
- 95 -
The girl who has got crazy eyes (and not only)
June 8th 2014,

Well, I QUICKLY update my diary because I lose on my blog a considerable amount of time
I could instead use to write columns in intellectual newspapers, mischievous letters torn by
the woman of my dreams (who will stay in my dreams) or to revise my exams like a shit.
Well, for a change, I am not going to speak to you about seduction today I am rather going
to speak to you about the love I feel for myself. No, Im kidding.
During the night of Thursday to Friday, I saw again Carla (or Clara IDK). It is the girl who
had shaken me in my car on Monday night. 6 months since last time she had sex, poor girl,
this is why she was so furious. In brief, her tiny ass doggy-style, it was something!!! And
moreover, she smelt good this time, it was probably her pullover that stank like a fag
recently Carla or Clara , it is moreover with this name that I saved her number in my
phone. Just to be sure dont make mistake.
During the night of Friday to Saturday, with Virginie, we ate a cake she had cooked. With
apple in addition. Then, in the bed, I took her Pulp Fiction virginity and we beat our record of
orgasms. 9 between the evening and the morning. Bim ! Otherwise, she is not happy because
she had only a 15.9/20 average in psychology, do you realize this drama? In brief, I love the
perfectionists like that.
During the night of Saturday to Sunday, I planned to go out. I mean, I really sincerely planned
to go out. But at the last moment, a girl with whom I speak from time to time on Adopt wrote
me. I hadnt not messaged her for a few weeks in fact, because that she had not liked when I
had told her that I would never visit her in Marseille and that as a consequence if she wanted
my cock, she should move until my humble house in Aix.
Roughly, she wrote me yesterday evening to tell me that she went out of a chicken Adopt
date. And I answered her that it was well done for her because she would have better made to
come having sex with me (just as a provocation). She immediately suggested coming to make
up for it and I said OK. I am so easy If you too you want to learn how to make unknowns
who look hot come to your place, I recommend you to read Secrets for seducing on the
Internet !
A not ugly but not hot either woman arrived at my home. Not fat but not thin either. She was
less hot than on her photos, to tell you everything. And with madwomans eyes especially, yes
yes, like those Barney describes in How I Met. This legendary crazy look that puts you ill-atease in the blink of an eye. The first thing she told me, just to make me comfortable it is ah,
I would have preferred that you put a shirt . I had an oversized jeans (for 92-year-old
people) and a black T-shirt I bought 4 years ago. By the way, what do you do alone at your
home a Saturday evening ? I almost told her to go to Hell with her shitty questions but well,
I am too kind, one more time. She continued I like to be welcomed in a suit and tie . Well,
I did not raise this. She continued her bullshit I had a car accident at the speed of 140 on
the highway on Wednesday, I have pain in ribs, I was not looked by a doctor. She had a
small crust on her nose, I pushed above as to punish her ouch attention it hurts . Hihihi!
- 96 -
I went on the balcony, she joined me. I began to fiddle with her, she was passive 2 minutes
then went back to sit down alone on the sofa. Can I smoke ? There, she began to annoy me
seriously. Then, I would like to drink something.
sorry I have nothing but water.
WHAT ?! I COME AND HAVE YOU NOTHING TO OFFER ME? I PRECISE THAT THE
HIGHWAT COST ME 10 THUS YOU WILL PAY ME OFF. Totally crazy this chick. I went
to see in the refrigerator if accidentally there would not be something for her. There was an
organic beer there, which dated of IDK when. I served her a drink. She said that has a
strange taste, taste it . Actually, it tasted like some water, but some strange water. She
continued to speak to me and to say bullshits like I have a kid you know, with my husband
we are in an open relationship . Roughly, she cheats on him and he does(nt) know it, but
well I dont buy it, its been ages that I listen with only half an ear what they tell. She said that
she banged her neighbor, bridegroom, by leaving a note on his car call me
06XXXXXXXX . She told me that she fucks regularly a guy about whom she knows that he
lies on his age and his job, just to try to unmask it. Between two shitty stories that did not
interest me, she caught my head and kissed me while caressing with her hands my virtuoso of
the words trunk. Completely inconsistent the girl. I resisted a little. Then, I began again to
fiddle with her, I passed everywhere on her body, she was passive. By way of underwear: a
wet one-piece swimsuit. Surprising. She asked me Well, what do you tell me about you? I
like to discuss and that we learn to know each other before . I didnt want to tell her
anything, I found her weird and even not hot, and in addition she started to piss off me. I
remember another thing that she said and that shocked me do you know what piss me off ?
no.
condoms . No but like if I was going to take the risk of having a kid with a girl like her or
to get a STD for her while its a pain in the ass to get rid of a papilloma virus, no but she is
crazy!!! At a given moment, after a silence, she bawled it is not you who decide, it is me .
IDK what she was talking about, certainly sex. She told me that she had done only one single
date-direct-fuck like that, but that the guy was hot. I do not know how I should take it. Then,
she felt my arm muscles as to estimate the goods. So, lets say she is a demanding superficial
girl : I dont like blue eyes nor short guys .
She continued to assault me you, you fuck any girl who comes to your place, right ?
hell no, only if I like her all the same.
and how do you know youll like her ?
I select well. In any case, with her I did not select, I agreed without thinking to see her and
I paid it cash. After a while, I ran out of air. My heart started beating very fast. As
experienced paranoiac hypochondriac, I believed that there was some drug (or another shit) in
the out-of-date beer I had drunk a mouthful of. I went out on the balcony, everything turned,
difficulties to breath. It had probably put her under stress because she told me that she also
felt sick. She wanted to go downstairs to get a breath of fresh air. I noticed that she took her
stuff. That was a good idea!
Once downstairs, I felt better. We kissed again, this time more intensely, more wildly and she
said to me I dont know if I want to do it . We continued No, finally, I dont want tonight.
Ah OK.
Are you mad at me ?
- 97 -
Not at all. It was true btw, I absolutely didnt give a shit about her, that almost relieved
me. I had the impression that I would more have screwed her by automatism than by desire.
Well its OK then, I wont make you pay the highway. Well, I gotta go, I have another plan
in Aix I want to visit . Incomprehensible this girl, fuck. Why did she kiss me if she doesnt
like me? And if she likes me, why she did she say to me that she was going to fuck another
one? She is very capable of calling me back one day or another to say that she wants finally
but she will take it in the ass very deep (not by me) ! I dont anymore wanna try to understand
crazy people like that. Seriously, I dont even know her name. Im not kidding ! Do I shock
you ? Needs that I stop my bullshit this kind of girl doesnt deserve me.
On second thought, I guess that my heart began beating so hardly under the influence of the
malaise and some nervousness. And because the malaise is communicative, she also felt it.
From there, she wanted to leave. Or then, she was a pure lier, and she was about to frighten
out at the idea of enjoying too hardly and got cold feet she would not be the first one. In
brief, we will never know more about it anyway but that made me think. Whats the point of
wasting my time with these poor idiots while I am used to girls like Virginie who are way
better than her and with whom there is a real connection ? Certainly, I had nothing to lose if I
screwed her, but what had I to win in fact? Absolutely nothing, I guess. I felt her unhealthy,
this girl. I am very happy that we finally didnt do it. It is the first time that I feel it, maybe
that I move forward in my Game or then maybe that she was really knackered. In any case,
the logic of the number is a little bit chicken. I agree that it is instructive to screw a lot of girls
but it is better to avoid some specimens (guys too I think). In brief, 5 years since I had not
made any anxiety attack, I thought I was done with it, and now it happens again to me during
a date. I am disgusted! I hope that it will just be a temporary accident
In any case, if I was her I would think : ONE chicken date it can be an accident, but TWO
during the same night, it is probably that she conveys bad things.
May the God of the Game spares us all those crazy bitches in the future.
NB : To leave her first date, she pretended she has a headache (its important for a girl like
her to dont be frank). And, something like 1h later, the guy sent her a text do you feel
better? What a naivety. Especially that she began to speak badly about him in front of me
hahaha, he writes me just one hour later, he is probably a poor guy he has probably no
other plans in his life, I did well to next him . Conclusions: do not believe every word they
say AND sending a nice message like that even if it is very kind means humbling yourself.
How sad it is !
- 98 -
Padawans first 3some WWM
Below, two Field Reports written by Padawan.

In the first one, what is interesting it is to notice once more time that the girls flake with
shitty excuses even if they do want to have sex with you. Brakes are plenty but most will
not assume and will prefer to say some shit: fear, shame, social pressure, etc. Needs to
know how to put things in perspective, to dont but it, but it is really a pain in the ass
For example there, they talked during 4 months on Facebook before meeting up. Hold
on !
Then, when I read that the girl says she doesnt remember any more where she lives,
that tempts me to jump totally naked from the first floor window Worse: knowing
very well that she is going to have sex with Padawan, she refuses that he makes her a
massage. Why complicating things for the pleasure like that with no purpose? For us
either it is not easy then women should not add some difficulties. Needs to know that we
want and to be coherent in life!
In the second text, I was invited for the 4some. But because we had already made many
and as Padawan had never made a threesome with two girls, I didnt care. I didnt care
there was some soccer the TV. Then I jerked off by thinking of Adriana Wonderbra, an
imaginary Swedish top model with a little bit repetitive measurements but with notnaturals tits tastier than a cheese fondue.
In brief, the WWM is in my opinion a part of things to do in the life of a curious sexual
man if we want a complete formation. I briefed him before in the sauna and I let you
read the result now (yeah, I am a good buddy sexually generous sometimes against my
will).
The use he makes of my method of online pickup makes me proud. But knowing well the
proverb fais du bien Bertrand, il te le rend en caguant (be nice with Bertrand, he will
pay you back with his shit) I am a little scared now he tried almost everything. Time
will tell !
May the God of the Game be with us ! Fuck in peace, you have my blessing !
I June 2nd 2014,

Do you remember the bet I had made with Fabrice? You know, we had both approached
the same Corsican girl on Adopt and he wanted to see who was going to bang her like a
warrior the first one !
Well, I lost the bet (there was no issue at the same time). But the scamp continued to speak to
me on Facebook. I think that what tempted her was to know about the 3/4somes. She
absolutely wants to try thus it is cool! Needs to see if she gets cold feet the D-day.
- 99 -
I thus suggest her to fuck just the two of us first. The cutie is a player and she wants to
manipulate me as an AFC. She very quickly realized that it was not possible.
The moment comes : we have to make an appointment (after many Facebook talks to warm
up) and it is that at this moment that it becomes a little more difficult: she simply chicken out.
Between her phony excuses and the moments when I was not available, it was difficult to find
a date!
It will be necessary to explain me: I finished by taking her number and finally she flakes me,
or says she is unfit to fuck because she drank heavily the day before really poignant ! Other
mythical flake, not tonight, I am drunk, I forgot my address . I told her that I would not
insist ! (All this with text messages).
A few days later, I like one of her statuses about her long weekend to come. She suggests me
meeting up the following Sunday evening! I then provoke her even more by telling her that
she has just a big mouth but nothing in the panties. But the meeting is fixed to Sunday at 9
pm
I really wanted to flake her in my turn to punish her, finally well I found another way for that!
I arrived at 10:10 pm instead of 9pm (I had a rehearsal with my group before and it is the
priority Im a busy man!). I had an anthology of messages, she was put under stress the poor
girl! Like that :
Her : We still see each other within 2 hours? 7:12 pm
Me: Of course can you remind me your address please ? 7:18pm
Her : 7:18pm
Her : You can park in my street! 7:19pm
Her : 9pm? 8:01pm
Her : Heels or not heels? 8:24pm
Me : Go for heels. On the other hand we have just stopped thus I will be a little late 8:25pm
Arrived at her home, we sit down on the sofa, we discuss a little, she had put a dress on. We
speak again about orgies and also tattoos. She says to me that she has nothing to hide, thus I
try to lift her dress looking for her tattoos. After a while she is turned on and thus she
proposes me a massage.
Honestly it was more caresses on the back than a massage but it is always good to take. I
suggested making her one too, by telling her that I would mass all her body. She refused
will need to explain to me, she probably doesnt assume herself. I thus began to warm her to
death without kissing her. I guess that I could have fucked her without kissing her, but it will
certainly be for the next one who will play the shameless.
Obviously we both eventually cant handle more tension : she demanded my cock but I
continued to lick her and to finger her. She still asked that I take her then I told her if you
want it, you will have to take care of it by showing her my dick. She thus blowed me then
we made a 69. A true beginner. I took her, she came twice by jumping on me. She of course
was entitled to her doggy style with spanking! Then a lied down doggy style, she eventually
wet all at once and that made me come.
- 100 -
We a little discussed, I showed her to what extent it was crap to drink alcohol and to eat shit.
She felt dirty I guess. Then I started again licking and fingering her, she wanted that it stops
but I continued to punish her, always with a little smile. To calm things down she again
sucked me but she was too tired for fucking again I think.
When I left from her home it was 2:30 am, I totally lost track. She wants that we see again
each other, I told her that next time I would come with a boyfriend or a girlfriend!
Well well
II June 15th 2014,

Hello the cuties !
Sometimes you meet girls open-minded and not pain in the ass thanks to the (aggressive)
game!
You know 6ft, and you know that this scamp is always ready for plans with more than 2
people!
I had told you that the Corsican of my last FR was interested in all this.
Last night, date with the two naughty girls at 6fts at about 10:30 pm. We begin to chat, the
girls drink one or two glasses of alcohol to come free just a little.
6ft begin to settle on the bed, she was hungry the gourmand! I join her, I remove my shoes
and I lie down on the stomach. She begins to touch my butt. And now the Corsican comes to
do it in her turn. That began to totally turn me on! They take my top off. They certainly had to
think that I was going to finish naked while they still would be dressed! Wrong! They might
be
in
numeric
superiority.
I
was
not
going
to
be
passive!
I have the baton thus I am the conductor! Deal with it!
So they are naked and from this moment, it went rather crazy! Caresses everywhere, they suck
me, I lick them, fingering both at the same time, licking one while I finger the other one, they
lick themselves, we kiss each other Sex was everywhere and they wet a lot!
Crunchy moment: I was fingering 6ft while she licked the Corsican. She comes, cannot lick
because of the orgasm and ask me how I do it. I answer I can teach her on the Corsican. And
here I am : a sex instructor for lesbian!
With my explanations and 6fts nimble fingers of, Corsican begins enjoying. Rather funny
moment.
We continued to lick each others during I-do-not-know-how-long after that. Then she both
looked at me in a naughty way to tell me that they wanted to go on to the next stage.
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Alternately they come on me (andromaque jumping on my cock), trying at all costs to make
me come (Corsican had two orgasms under 6fts naughty eyes.) But I resisted and said to
them : Did you think you could avoid doggy style ?! .
They thus both had their doggy style. 6ft was eating the mattress.
I was dipped by my sweat and the cyprine, they eyed intently me from the bed. I went to take
a cold shower. When I came back they started again sucking me together to make me come.
But that did not work and I had an iron bar between the legs then I took another condom and
show must go on! Andromaque again with 6ft then a spoon with Corsican which was
transformed inverted andromaque after, while 6ft was licking my balls and while I was
touching the clit of the Corsican.
I suddently came it was so awesome !
After orgasm, I felt my energy circulating in all my body, it was so good !
We discussed just a little after that. They are ready to do it again thus its great!
I left with the Corsican at about 3:30 am The phenomenon of distortion of time being still
very present
Really good this 3some especially that it was the first experience like that for the Corsican.
Im done !
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Thunderstorms turn me on
June 20th 2014,

It is the story of a girl I have poked after the official reception of Les arts et mtiers. Found in
the list of the event. She did not answer my poke by who r u / do I no u / y do u pauke me
unlike many illiterates but by What you write is really cool . Hell yeah, I have more class
than all the high schools of France added up!!! My heart skipped a beat: an attractive girl, a
brunette with blue eyes, who flatters me and who in addition likes all my photos I know
plenty men who would have got hard for less than that. Me, I need at least that all the same. :)
Almost two months had passed by on the chat and we had still not meet up. Strange, she
nevertheless looked motivated and I really felt a good energy between us (yeah I think that it
can be felt through the computer because everything is related in the universe). It is necessary
to say that at the moment I revise my exam a lot, to dont miss it again And with the sport
and everything, that does not leave me a great deal of spare time. She, from her part, has other
cocks she can jump on during this time thus there was no urgency either on one side or on the
other one.
We had to meet last Friday but she had not answered my confirmation message about the time
and the place. Her excuse: You will say thanks to the Facebook messenger app : I had
almost no message this week I have just reinstalled it but I less trust it thus I give you my
phone number it is preferable . I was averagely convinced, used to the chicken excuses of
most of the girls who assume nothing, then I sent (with the tact that characterizes me which is
btw the main reason why I did not try to be a diplomat) when do I fuck you ? Storms turn me
on. I hope that SFR is not also going to prevent from enjoying together. She answered If
we have to wait for the next thunderstorms to enjoy together that risks to be long . This
repartee made me hard again. She thus officially invited me to take a hot shower at her place
seen that the temperatures fell (and that there was a thunderstorm). Even if after the crazy girl
of last time, I was rather afraid of a cold shower, it is all the same the kind of invitation you
cannot refuse!
Date fixed yesterday (or rather the day before yesterday because its past midnight as I write).
I arrived directly at her home by 6:30 pm while I was invited at 6 pm, normal: we lied down
on her comfortable bed and we talked. At the end of a few minutes of discussion, I started
caressing her leg casually. She caressed my the arm as an answer. We spoke normally maybe
during one hour and I had my hand in her panties under her black tunics as if it was normal all
long. After a while, that eventually perturbed her all the same thus she kissed me then sucked
me, I licked her and she jumped on me. Here is a summary that straight ahead gets to the
point! ;)
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We began to kiss, her on me. She came by rubbing herself but she did not make too much
noise. A shot in missionary then, before taking her doggy-style while pulling her hair. I dunno
why, she had told me that she did not really like making the dog on all fours but me I adore
playing the trainer and submitting the bankers. Finally that did not seem to displease her
that was probably just a prejudice like that! All this commotion lasted several hours, without
lying. At least 2. I thus put interests to the bank then removed them then put them back and
so on.
At the end of the rodeo, she complimented me I really like the way you lick . Thanks you,
yours is good too . She told me that it changed her from the other bankers she is used to who
brag all the time but are tight-ass in fact. Me I brag but at least I am funny and a good lover. ;)
Having said that, I imagine that they are many, between the customers and those who work
with her, who want to take her against the reception office by making her bulge her files!
The only negative point of this story it is because she wanted to do too much, she wanted to
caress my testicles when I took her in missionary with legs on my shoulders. Me I dont like
that one caresses my testicles, nor licks them ! Besides, she saw nothing there thus she sent
their hands there blindly And all at once I felt a big pain. I withdrew: I saw my right testicle
that went back up, I slapped it to make it come down back on its place. As I write, ie more
than 12 hours later, I have still pain even when I do not touch (when I touch too of course) but
I have the impression that it is back in place. It is certainly just a bruise, well I hope: I
checked on allodocteur just now and Michel Cyms started to enumerate all the possible
pathologies, what had the effect of giving me an enormous dizziness and I collapsed. Im not
kidding I switched off the computer and took a lexomil.
Except for this misadventure, shes really nice this girl! Cutie, good energies, cultivated,
intelligent, open-minded. I spent a good moment, I guess that she too, thus we logically
wished to extend it. She cooked me something and we spoke until 1:30 (am of course). Ah,
and I love her cat. For Gods sake, I have not still talked about her cat but I have fallen in love
with it. Too beautiful, too kind, too soft. It is a big Persian long-haired white chinchilla with
magnificent round quite brilliant green eyes. He put me hairs everywhere, the scamp. Well,
needs to say that I spent hours caressing it (almost as much as its owner) and he gave me
kisses with its quite pink nose (almost as much as its owner). It seems that it does not love
everybody then I appreciate the compliment!
To return to this girl whom cat and not pussy was long-haired, she told me quite a lot of
things that caught my attention (me I dont talk much, I dont like it) :
She has already made orgies, thus it is interesting. She told me that she lived with one of her
buddies as a roomy a few months ago. One day, they made a drinking party and threw the
idea what if we made an orgy ? . A girl in the assembly was OK boom, first 3some! She
started loving girls as a consequence. She invited then her friends under a false pretext then
they made them drink and were pushy. She says that the girls are very curious and very often
agree to try when they put them in front of the fait accompli. She told me that it had failed
only once, for 6 or 7 tries. Some just banged ONLY her roommate, on the other hand. Her
maximum was a 4some. Me too. At the moment, at least. Thus I say to myself that we could
try a 5some: Padawan, 6ft, the Corsican, my banker (and me obviously). About orgies, she
tells that, like me, she feels shivers and energy that invade her during several days after the
act. It is what makes me say that the world would go more round if the orgy was a common
practice.
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Other than that, she tries to pick up girls in bars too. Im gonna tell you the story of the
heterosexual she picked up in a bar, its funny. She cooked her something then kissed her then
came down on her breast and everything, the other one resisted then she just said shh . So
alpha! Then she licked her, the girl came but my beloved banker feigned. She was not
satisfied because the very young did not want to try her favorite position: The chisel (they rub
themselves mutually their pussies). According to her, the easiest targets, it is between 18 and
20.
She likes very much that one watches her masturbating, or watching the others doing it.
When she was younger, it seems that it was not rare that they did meet up and watch an erotic
movie on TV with her boy-friends and girl-friends while masturbating and/or by touching the
others.
I have the impression she frequents weird people all the same (me too Im weird but well).
Like guys who are polygamous (2 girls at the interior in Africa, 1 in France and 1 mistress)
and who try to fuck her by finding it totally normal. I also think of her office colleague who
gets banged by 5 riff-raffs in a cellar while she is a daughter of rich people. In brief, she told
me so many inconceivable things well, it is good to know that all this shit exists! That is
called having some culture !!! Well, I guess so ;)
She was sick and on antibiotics but well, I appreciated that she does not cancel the date (it
was not contagious).
Her, what taught her that it is necessary to take advantage of the life and live in the moment,
it is that her ex killed himself in front of her home (while they were still together) by doing
stupid stuff on his motorcycle in front of a truck.
A guy told her youre beautiful then vomited on himself in the street while she friendly
went back home at 2 am. She asked him if he was not ashamed to be such a waste, he
answered that no and that it was normal. Ah OK! It is maybe the case in another galaxy.
Well after all that, I went back home by being quite stressed in the street (nervous up to the
skin of the glans). Sleep. Then at noon, I saw Virginia: she cooked me a cake with cherries
and we made love. I love this girl, she is really classy and soft. What did I do to deserve her? I
dont know. Or then I dont deserve her not but I created my luck by multiplying the
meetings? No s, but she is as an obvious fact for me. More and more!
One last anecdote in touch with pokes. A girl, a kid, sent back me one something like 20
pokes then wrote me what do u want?
dont play the hypocrite you know it well
ah well I would have preferred not to know !!!
good for you ! so why do you poke me back ?
I always answer ! and it is a shit your technique
oh really, who are you for saying what is a shit or not ? With this, she blocked me without
answering. I thought that the matter was resolved. But not even one hour later, a big 16-yearold idiot came talking to me to threaten me (value does not await the passing of years). What
about the respect of the seniors ???! Roughly, she went crying next to a guy by telling that I
had poked her and put her back in place when she had started bullshiting me. The guy wanted
to brag, to show that I was a jerk and a pervert (Im just quoting him) and thus shine in
comparison to maybe fuck her. But no, stupid kid, you will still be asexual in her eyes!!! As a
consequence I raised him too and he blocked me in his turn seen that he had no argument.
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Except that this big shit published my profile on his wall by writing he is a dangerous crazy
pervert, block him, he pokes you to fuck you! As a result, a lot of kids came to tell me that I
had poked their friends and that they were going to find me and that they would kill me when
they would see me in the street. Ridiculous! If the girl is not interested (she has the right to
dont like Men ;)), she does not answer and basta I am not the kind of guy who harasses. It
is an illustration of the phenomenon of the monkey that hopes to fuck girls by behaving as
society formated him. I took another lexomil (I am going to go in cure of detox if it continues)
and sent them all to Hell. I can tell you that they do not like when you dont give a damn of
their opinion or whatever, that drive them crazy to feel your indifference even your contempt.
There are all the same fortunately 2/3 of their friends who came to tell me Its nothing they
are just kids forget them but also a lot of competition idiots I had not even poked wrote to
me Me, you wont bang me. Never.
good for you, I dont care about your pussy, darling . It is true, fuck, if they are so idiots,
why would I teach life to these pitiful? It is not because I poke a girl that I beg for her pussy
(I poke in automatic mode and sort out then among the answers it is what I call the rational
on-line pick up). From now on I thus wont answer any more to the girls who will answer my
pokes by something else than a compliment otherwise it is going to turn to shit because Im
becoming intolerant to this idiocracy (I would spend too much time and energy in that but I
hate not having last word then it is going to be hard). I shall miss some nice fucks but I also
avoid quite a lot of headaches! Widely profitable!!!
Well, otherwise, the small banker has already sent me a text. Thus, it is cool! According to
her, all those whom I did not fuck and who play the frightened virgins when they receive a
poke (because we inculcated them that it is not good for a girl to have sexual thoughts) would
have won in discovering the legendary backbone of the PUA of Aix. It is very kind of her to
tell me that I am going eventually turn red with swelled ankles if it continues! That would
not be really esthetic. :)
Its up to you now!!! Read Secrets for seducing on the Internet if you dont know how to
start!!!
May the God of the Game be with us, poor men who undergo the bullshit of our counterparts
and the moods of the women !
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Later, she invited me in a foursome with her 3 friends.
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Its hard to be a sentimental PUA
July 11th 2014,

Yesterday, relaxing day (so much the better because at the moment I am strangely exhausted
all the time): up by 11 am, small salad of vegetables at noon, and in the afternoon I took the
virginity of an inhabitant of Marseille.
I had no more condom then I had to go get some at the Monop. I went there at about 2:40 pm
while I had to meet this 19-year-old sweetheart at 3 pm. I am so far-sighted. I like to go
buying condoms and hold them proudly in the store. Many hide because are ashamed to put it
on their cock, like the cap we are obliged to wear at the swimming pool, but I am proud
because I send to the world the following message I am about to screw now, and you ?!
NB : At the risk of not being very original, know that I do not like the AIDS.
Small sensation of breathlessness in the tail to pay, certainly the anxiety otherwise it is
because I dont like paying. No, seriously, I dont like feeling stuck. Well, then, I hid the box
in the inside pocket of my jacket (yeah I had a jacket in the middle of July because it is cold at
the moment here). I said to myself that arriving with condoms in a plastic bag would be a little
cheap . With hindsight, I think that I did well because she asked me in the elevator what
did you buy? and I didnt imagine myself answering some condoms to take your virginity,
darling .
As I was late (it was approximately 3:10 pm), she was sitting down on the ground in front of
my building. I sit next to her as a result, to establish a good communication. Ah, you sit
down with me, it is cool . I gave her an ambiguous kiss on the cheek by way of hello . She
smiled, cool. I observed and noted that she was dressed like on the photo of Adopt for which I
had complimented her. That smelt good. Moreover if you too, you want to take advantage of
the Internet for seducing like a bastard, do not hesitate to read my book. I explain to you there
quite everything in detail.
Ah because yeah I didnt say it yet but I had never seen this girl before. I picked up her on
Adopt When we spoke about sex, she took offence during 2 weeks, then I sent her the
message of the last chance about which I speak in my book. As a result : we talk on FB since
last Saturday. She lives in Marseille. She told me that she already had tried to sleep with 2
guys this summer but that they were too clumsy and that she wondered who would be able to
take her virginity. The first one I dont remember why they did not do it, I believe that he
simply didnt get hard because of stress, and the second put her a headbutt while they were
stark naked (but not quite tanned) it fucked up everything.
At the time, I wondered if male gente is really SO KNACKERED in the bed or if it was HER
who managed to make everybody uncomfortable (because when we are nervous we make
bullshit more easily and we are often nervous when we get ready to sleep with a new
person). In brief, she needed somebody to take the virginity of the indpucelable , it was a
mission for Cyprineman!
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To start with, she wanted to go on the balcony, just to get acquainted. I began to make
pressing at the end of 10mn. Yet ?! she got indignant she tried to throw me off like a
knight during a joust for her beautiful princess Cersei but I know that the kind we wait just a
little then we do it it is shit It does not work like that: when needs to go out your comfort
zone, it is better to go there sharply (like when you want to break up with your girl). This
gossip was an insult for our desire, it was high time to pass in the delicious serious things.
I kissed her (she stopped evading my artless kisses), fiddled, etc. She told me wait or held
my arm like to accompany me or rather to control my movement. In brief, she was not in
confidence. I can understand it. But well. I took the helm firmly, like the Captain Haddock,
and I caressed her breasts by over her bra and her pussy by over her string (because she didnt
want that I bring in my hand inside at first). But when she was turned on enough (her
emotional part got the upper hand over her logical part) I brought in my hand inside and she
did not protest anymore.
In brief, after that, we got back in. We settled down on the sofa: she enjoying because she is
totally clitoral and me by saying to myself that she was cute all the same and that it was
thus strange that she is still virgin at her age. But well plus rien ne mtonne (nothing
surprises me anymore) as Aurlien says. Usually it is some sublime words that caressed my
tongue, there, it was her clitoris.
She rose very high on this sofa Even if I was not too much able to finger her because that
hurt her, my tongue pleased her a lot. And she absolutely wanted to give me some pleasure
too because she took a lot apparently. Thus we went to the bedroom, I guided her to undress
me She wanted to save time again but the truth it is that she did not really know what to do
in this situation then I took time to reassure her and to explain to her. Once naked she
panicked I dont know what to do? What must I do? I have to do what? An attractive
small blonde with blue eyes who asks you for that, with her attractive nipples in the air, it is
downright sweet.
Calm down, love! You MUST nothing, you do that you want . She wanted to give me some
pleasure, then I taught her how to shake me. Then, she hesitated one hour before deciding to
suck me I dare or not , she took my glans in her mouth and made 3 comings and goings
was it good ?
yes except the hesitation that spoils everything . Well, will need that she does better than
that for her future lovers but for a first time: I found her very brave, of very willingness, and it
is the most important for me. What sat her free her it is when I told her I am your guinea pig
today I explain to you so use me to try what you want to discover otherwise you are going to
go back home by saying to yourself that you would have wanted to try this or that but you
didnt dare . Having said that, she did not seem to find that a cock has very good taste then I
put her a spanking and she took it badly.
As a result, I redid her a cunni, to make her forgive me. That drove her crazy and after a while
go on dude, we do it now, I so much want to know how it feels . Ah OK. Well, Id maybe
better continue and make her come with my tongue but I penetrated into her. That hurt her of
course. We went there slowly, blah blah blah. We tried several times. That gave her a little
pleasure but that still hurt her. At the moment, she wanted that we stop and she shook me to
finish me. It was very good: thats it, she knows how to shake now! Go on, hug me . She
enjoyed sniffing me in the neck and say oah you smell good.
its not me its Paco Rabanne!
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NB : All this reminded me my own very first time. Except that the girl with whom I made it
did not wish to finish me and was very unpleasant. What a silly bitch when I rethink about it!
She told me that she found me rather handsome ( sorry I am not used to complimenting
) and very kind. It is good for my confidence. She thought that I would be a jerk but in fact
you rather are a Care Bear . Yeah, not really either but well. Apparently I have an
image of jerk on my blog, etc. I think that they confuse jerk and alpha, in fact. You can be
very kind and alpha In any case, me, I like helping my neighbor. Especially if it is a girl.
There was a little blood on my bed there when she left, but well. At least I had the honor to
take the virginity of a new girl. I hope I have freed her and put her on her good way so that
she is happier in her future sexual life. She told me that she had dates next Saturday and
Monday with other guys met on Adopt. For my part, I was delighted to discover her 3
attractive tattoos (which just goes to show that all the tattooed are not nymphomaniacs)
Roughly, she used me as man as a sex object to discover the carnal pleasures. That was not
the worst good deed in the world. It was an honorable and delicate mission, but I think of
having succeed because she left happy and determined to have fun this summer. I am satisfied
because, you know, it is difficult to combine PUA and emotional sentimentality Im not
kidding, I guess I have too much empathy.
May the God of the Game not put it in our ass !
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The worst idea Ive ever had
July 31st 2014,

This story requires an introduction. I dont remember if I have already talked to you about my
older brother. My bro, as the kids say nowadays. Who is in fact my half-brother, other son of
my father. I think that I did, but briefly. I am thus going to develop a little.
He is in a way my opposite. He is 6ft3 and for something like 221 pounds. He smokes 3 packs
a day, drinks 2 apritifs a day, does not go in for sport, likes criticizing everybody, is totally
wild (he almost never gets out of his house), fucks only fat or old women and in any case
rarely (we hear a lot about it). Its not that he does not like the hot chicks, I can sometimes see
him staring at them, but I guess that he is afraid of them. It is unfortunately the case of many
men. However he rejects with violence any conversation about seduction (he is stubborn) and
thinks what I write on my blog is not possible thus is a lie (limiting beliefs).
One day, he said that he wanted to take woman who would be lower than him in every
respect. To dominate her. That shocked me because Im the very opposite: I would like to
take woman who is superior to me (or at least who completes me effectively) This is why I
make all this personal fulfillment. So, my children would be an improved version of me. Well,
I hope!
Two years ago, he decided to get married. He thus registered on Meetic. He met a 40-year-old
girl (older than him) with a strong accent from Marseille then unsubscribed. He warned me
she is not a hottie . Actually, I was shocked when I met her. Not specially ugly
commonplace face but really fat and thus with puffy cheeks, a fat ass and very hanging
udders. The worst: she is not intelligent. I still remember the first time when we ate together:
she said something like Lo diCaprio if he came over he would not sleep in the bathroom .
My brother answered yeah but I would kill him in that case. Seriously how submitted : it
is the girl the idiot not Lo diCaprio. And what a ridiculous conversation as if the actor would
be interested in her! As for myself I dont care about the life of the celebrity! And the
wallpaper of the phone of his girl is a picture of Taylor Lautner topless in the rain, she doesnt
stop saying ohhh he is sooooo handsome, dont you think ??? Seriously everytime I
wanna answer heuuuu I dont care in fact how old are you seriously you look like a
backward teenager . But I contain myself : even if my father is disappointed too, the
instruction of the patriarch is to do like if we liked her (because the mother of my brother
already tried the frankness she told him that she was ugly and that if he married her she would
disinherit him, the result was that he does not speak to her any more for 1 and a half year and
insult her cheerfully in front of us.) Because my brother is a big idler he married the first one
he met on the Internet, by ease. He justified the whole with a I love her and both overplay
every time they are called Heart, Love, etc. Ridiculous !!! Well well this is just my
opinion. I wonder what he will answer when his kid will ask him how they met
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Now, the fat is pregnant but does not want to stop smoking (but she absolutely does not want
to drink a drop of alcohol). When my brother asked her to stop: she answered that it was
dangerous to stop. True story! Who wears the pants? As a result, he did not stop either.
Seriously, that is what happens when you marry idiots: they dominate you because are lazy
and understand nothing. You can tell them nothing nor make them understand anything, its
serious !!! Besides, she and her mother say 100 times the same looped thing it is boring, it is
agreed speech, it is some shit. The worst it is when his girl plays h2g yeah I met a very
handsome model on Meetic me what she does not say it is that the guy if he has a little of
common sense and is not starved he ran away.
I hope that the baby will not be malformed because my brother begged me almost on his
knees to be the godfather (after having thrown me a sandwich of I dont remember what in the
face by telling me eat it is organic and you are too skinny ). Seriously, Im sick of it. I am
not very keen on but how to refuse (we inculcated me to never say no to family) ? I not at all
want to oversee a boy who will be raised by an intellectually limited woman and her mother
who speaks hardly French (because yeah they are in a mnage trois since they moved
together and there is a dog too, a long-haired yucky thing that looks like a cat and shits in the
lounge: my brother kicks him with feet to play the tough person). Seriously, this girl thinks
that with her BTS(TWO-YEAR TECHNICAL DEGREE) secretariat she is the most
intelligent of the world and criticizes her colleagues and bosses (of the city hall of Marseille).
And him, wishes that his son (because they is out of the question that it is a girl you
understand) is a man a real one and thus he plans well to inculcate him the following values:
tough education, alcohol, fag, racism, misogyny, vulgarity, being slanderous and official
hypocrite.
I swear you: my brother is a champion of vulgarity. He worked a few years as truck driver
while he has a masters degree in law, just saying! Now, he works in a management agent and
adores calling people to charge them, abuse them and sometimes send the bailiff to them. He
always pushes away all what is culture. Sometimes he bawls above me as if I was still 8 years
old (we have a ten years old difference).
I think that he is sorely lacking confidence and thus compensates for all this with a
disproportionate pride and a wickedness to everybody. He is certainly very conceited because
he allows to criticize everybody (we feel reassured as we can). But at the same time, when we
have a woman like that, we cannot brag !!! It is not credible!!! The worst is when I introduce
them to hot girls (hotter than her in any case), they both always criticize them.
His wife is really kind of girl who says this kind lousy saying it is those who speak about it
most who make it least heu lol me I talk about it and I do it. If they say so it is often
because it is their own case to talk about it but to do nothing in fact. And in any case, these
guys we unmask them (it is the principle of the shit-test) and then even it is ridiculous if after
theyve slept with a girl after having said that are hopeless in the bed in fact. Once she was
shocked just by a joke I had made : her best friend took plane then I had asked if she had
reached the seventh sky. HOW SHOCKING ! Idem, when I speak a little about sex
(sweetened version) she answers Ah but me I am not like that eh if you try to fuck me in the
street or in your car you never see me again
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Good because I absolutely dont want you. This kind of aggressive speech is held most of
the time by girls who are not confident thus they want to develop loyalty of the guy before by
the desire before giving him some sex (do not be dependent on a girl for your sexuality). They
do not think that they can keep him without keeping him waiting or using other shitty
strategies. It is really pathetic! My brother listens carefully then judges like a nice guy to align
with her ideas (I think that he is a little bit jealous but does not absolutely want to question
himself). Once she saw a picture of Padawan she exclaimed HIM HE NEEDS PICK UP
LESSONS ? HE IS SO HANDSOME OHHH Well yeah seen how girls work, he really
needs it. Moreover in front of him even if she was young, beautiful and single she would
certainly have been a pain in the ass. With lousy principles or I know not what but well that
does not prevent her in the abstract from judging like that!!! What irritates me the most is the
bullshit!
Now, his last lousy idea is to buy (while he is already put into debt for his car) a ruined house
in the Var and to ask me to help him to repair it. A very yucky thing in a hole lost at 45mn of
his work (thus 1:30 am of highway a day for him and 1 hour for her) when he would live with
his wife, his mother-in-law (Armenian cleaning lady) and the future baby whose first name is
kept secret (so I fear the worst).
Finally here we are, he so much repeated to me that the obese girls are awesome that I decided
to try. After all, we cannot say that we do not like something before having tasted, normally. I
belonged on holidays to Saint Martial in Ardche (I like very much the kayak) and I had
Adopt on my phone. I thus looked for a fat very yucky not far away from my position.
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Something like a 3/10 (I rarely do below 7 sometimes 6 if really she has some charm or if the
context is favorable to her eg an alcoholic party). If possible susceptible like the other one,
just to repeat the pattern. I found some lets say that with every sausages they eat in these
mountains it helps!!!
I met one by getting invited at her place directly thanks to the technique I teach in my
ebook about online seduction.
I seriously think that it is the worst idea I have ever had in my life. Frankly, I knew it that
being curious, experimenter, tolerant, comprehensive and especially to try to understand
people different from me was going to play tricks on me some day.
At her place, on her sofa, I looked at her and thought only of clearing off. Especially that, she
bragged. It was unbearable. Already that when a girl has enough for her to brag it is boring
but in her case it was too annoying. Then, I know well that she overcompensated but that
irritated me. Do I tell her why I am here in fact or what ?! So she finally shuts up ?! She
probably thought that she was going to fuck me no matter what, that it was beforehand won
for her With that said, I have two theories on the fat / ugly:
1/ They less intimidate the guys (the beauty intimidates) thus are more picked up by the
average guys. As a result, they get big-headed and think that they do not need to make any
effort to be able to be demanding with guys.
2/ They have so much complexes that they do not dare to undress thus are difficult to fuck. I
bet that they feel guilty even when they take French fries in the self-service restaurant. But it
is not for that that they would question their food / lifestyle. They will say it is genetic thats
not my fault well well, maybe in 1% of the cases. But it is easy to fool yourself!
In brief, I was not able to. I am not nasty then I quickly apologized and cleared off. Yeah, ME
FABRICE JULIEN, I got cold feet but understand me: I am used all the same to quality and
there I didnt want to fall so low. Sorry. I know that she is a human being but she will find
another guy to have fun. Seriously, it is not because I am not homophobic that I have to suck
cocks. Well, its the same thing there I hope that it was understandable because myself am
a little bit vague.
I can already hear politically correct people saying : yeah but there are countries where fat
people are considered as attractive because that evokes wealth and everything . I shall
answer them: In the countries youre talking about, the people are poor and are ravenous,
thats their biggest danger. In our countries, rich and intelligent people eat well and have the
means to take care of them. They are attractive because are in shape, healthy. I dont think
that the prehistoric man was obese: he had not to deal with junk food and had to make efforts
to get his food. In our society, sheeps, those who are not endowed with critical mind, the
victims of the advertising, and the poor people eat junk food and have a potbelly. In two
words: what is attractive, it is the possibility of being a good parent. A man in shape is
potentially a better parent than a poor man suffering from malnutrition or who is on the
contrary a big bacon full of saturated fatty acids.
Well well, Barneys rule for every three 10s you bang, throw a bone to a 5, theyre grateful
and hard working and lets face it, sometimes you just want to lay there apparently doesnt
work for me.
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May the God of the Game be with all of us !

PS = By the middle of the month, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling very strange.
All at once, my heart began accelerating as if it was going to go out of my breast. I was very
hot, I perspired and nevertheless I was very cold. Terrifying. I auto-reassured by telling to
myself that with all the saunas and every hour of tae kwon do I had made like an animal : I
could not die from a heart attack so stupidly in my bed. That eventually stopped and I fell
asleep again! The next day, aches everywhere, and palpitations all day long.
I went to a doctor who told me that it was a very powerful anxiety attack. That is linked to my
bellyache I have for two months. According to him, I have a functional colonopathy. I looked
on the Internet that means everything and nothing. And especially, he gave me no concrete
solution but an appointment with a gastroenterologist. The truth is that I did not really accept
this diagnosis what if I had something grave in fact ? he does not even look it is so easy to
say that it is just the stress . Needs to say that Padawan and his disease of the plot theory had
warned me against doctors yeah they give pills but it is to make us sick in fact they get
commissions of labs on every prescription they make, etc. Heu, my cousin is a doctor she
would have told it to me But well, that made me think all the same and with this kind of
thoughts we lose trust in them and in their skills (especially when we have seen them getting
drunk in their parties).
Because of my learning of the personal fulfillment, I am in a state of mind of fighter. I thus
swore to myself that I was going to give myself the ways to take care of myself. I went to see
a tiopathe recommended by 6ft who describes him as a magician of the health. He put back
in place my vertebras, made me manipulations for the stomach well there, I do not have a
stomach ache any more. But I still feel strange, I am dizzy and have knocks in the heart. For
that, he asked me to make test my rates of catcholamines (blood test and wee-wee in a jar).
As a result: I explode the normal rates of adrenalin and dopamine. I am exceptional. My
regular doctor thus sent me to the scanner to see if I had a phochromocytome. The scanner
revealed nothing then he threw in the towel by directing me all the same to the inner
medicine of the hospital of Aix.
He nevertheless suggested me to go to a scintigraphy because according to him if the scanner
reveals nothing, the scintigraphy can. Then why did he send me to the scanner first with the
horrible injection of iodine that were implied??? Knowing that for the scintigraphy, it would
again be necessary to injected me something, a nuclear thing I dont know what exactly. In
brief, I am not keen on and I worry.
Finally here we are. I feel sick, I am tired all the time, I think every day that I am going to
die But I am still there then I look forward to my appointments at the hospital and at the
gastroenterologist (but it is long deadlines). I have difficulty in making anything, I am quite
weak and I want nothing.
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My mystic side
August 31st 2014,

Im still having a hard time. I would even say that Im sinking more and more into the
darkness day after day. Fortunately, a girl on Snap sends me photos of her perfect ass, that
keeps me alive. A short brown haired nurse with blue eyes, with a really hot body like that, it
is a real delight for the eyes that would make a dying become hard. Even in the agony, I pick
up apparently relatively effectively on the Internet, it is comforting! And I really need it at the
moment (ie comfort) because the simple fact of typing a message on FB is a considerable
effort for me at the moment. I am too under tension thus I am going to lodge a complaint
against EDF (electricity company in France)!
Every day I have the impression that my future conjugates in the past, that I am going to die
and that tomorrow will not exist. It is hard (and Im not speaking about my sex for once)!
There will be plenty of girls around my coffin there, as young people say, but have the
decency to dont try to pick up my ex at my funeral PLEASE otherwise I will come back
haunting you (I dont even know if a lot of them will come anyway girls respect nothing
anymore nowadays). I remember every morning with nostalgia my very first moments when I
was just a carefree pre-genius. So, enjoy life before death put it deeply in our ass. Especially
if you plan to have the politeness to dont last long. Tell me grandma, why do I have the
impression that life is less good than when you were young ? Why do everything seem fake on
Facebook?
1/ Three weeks of waiting to have an appointment with the gastroenterologist. It was very
long (more than me in missionary), especially in such a condition. He received me five
minutes, hardly touched my stomach and declared its stress, 50 PLZ. It speaks for itself.
He declared me that I was put under stress for my exams in October while exams have
never put me under stress like that but well the guy knows you better than yourself you know
just because he has a bac+8 diploma. I threw his prescription to the trash and refused to shake
hands with him by leaving.
2/ For my rates of adrenalin and dopamine that make break the score, the internal doctor of
the hospital sounded me and everything and advised me to dont make the scintigraphy
finally. For him too, the cause, it is the anxiety. Definitely, this shitty thing explains
everything according to doctors. I am persuaded that I am going to die and they all answer me
we all die one day anyway yeah OK if you say so but I dont know for you but me I still
have a lot of hot girls to screw !!!
By experience of consciousness, he prescribed:
A blood test: NOTHING except a deficiency in vitamin D (like everybody according to
him) and a liver vaguely out off standards But nothing that justifies such an ill-being. One
more who directs me to the psychiatrist. He thinks that I am into a depression. Great, but
without reason?!
A electroencephalogram: NOTHING.
A test of effort and a holter to see if my heart goes well (in September).
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Padawan tells me that it serves me right, that everything is the fault of my liver, that its
because I have drunk alcohol when I was younger. Yes, yes, stay in your crazy by thinking
you are smarter than everybody! The guys addicted to organic food have the impression that
they are going to take away death with their lifestyle but well It is just for feeling reassured
and having a clear conscience because we can die from a lot of different manners.
6ft visited me at the hospital because she knew that I was enormously stressed. My parents
were there too. My father had difficulty in recovering from it fuck son she is so cute.
I know.
3/ The brother of Padawan has a friend he describes as brilliant, who practice holistic
medicine and cellular reprogramming, and who cured him. Padawan tells me that he too much
wants to go there but that he will go later (he says the same thing for everything, it was
already the case for the cure of the liver in February, and in the end he never makes nothing).
One saying, this guy was in a wheelchair without reason and now he is cured and became a
sportsman. Even if I had no proofs of that, I decided to give it a try. What I did not know at
that time, it is that there are cases of psychosomatic paralysis: thus, being persuaded that our
medicine is going to cure us actually cures us. The problem is that I dont really believe in
it thus if it is really just a placebo effect, that is not going to work on me. Paradoxically, I am
too much afraid of the nocebo effect: that my heart stops alone without good reason just
because I am afraid that it stops. Yes, I am conscious that Im making a kind of bad trip
without drug but that is not enough to take me out of it. And those who speak to me about
lack of will can go fuck themselves! Hormones govern us thats it. If that happens to you one
day to be in this condition (I do not wish it to you), you will understand, otherwise it is
impossible to imagine.
The guy took my pulse during 1 hour while approaching things. According to how pulse
reacts, according to him, it is that my body speaks to say if it likes this or that. His diagnostic:
I have no allergy but I still eat too much butter (awesome) and I have a problem at the
emotional level since Im 12. And to scare me a bit more, he specified that it is the
noradrenalin and that it is a problem at the level of the pineal gland ( the third wasted eye ).
The kind of thing doctors never look of course because it is expensive, an MRI. 60 for that, I
am perplexed. He tells me that my body needs prickly pear because my liver is attacked by
Montsantos Round-Up. He sells me tablets without gluten of that as a wonderful cure 50.
Then, Padawan tells me that it is the doctors who have agreements with pharmaceutical
labs pff. All the sames. Long live Hypocrites oath. One evening, I tried to take a tablet of
that and BAM: anxiety attack! I put myself in the head that I was just going to poison myself
because it was not a natural thing. It is astounding, especially that I am conscious that there
are people out there who are full of LSD or cocaine and who do not die for all that. Before, I
took medicines, it was not a problem at all and now I can swallow no chemical thing
anymore seeing frequently the followers of the organic food at the taekwondo is
undoubtedly not good at all for me!!! That just makes me feel guilty when I eat badly. In fact
these people always have an explanation for everything : if you dont feel good its because
you didnt eat this or did not do that or didnt see this magical healer. Even one told me that it
was like that because I had eaten tomatoes and melon during the same meal and that mixed
badly in the stomach but yes!!! Other than that, our ancestors stuffed insects in the mud An
organic cup of tea and systematic moods Fuck off!
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My father had accompanied me because I was really bad and because it was really far. He
really found him weird. According to him, he is a quack who takes advantage of my
condition. Maybe, but I am so discouraged that I dont know what to do anymore
To note that this guy stopped exercising his activity a few weeks after my visit. While he
pretended stars came from Paris to see him to be healed because he is a magician Ah
really?! Not very coherent all this.
The brother of Padawan, by learning the diagnostic of his buddy, advised me another
magician who removes the emotional problems by magnetism. Yeah well, kiss my ass
now
4/ I visited a priest exorcist. He told me a little what he saw in his career, that makes one
think. I have no symptom of possession but he made me all the same a prayer of liberation in
case I had a curse (evil spell) on me.
5/ I kept the best for the end. A friend of my mother came home this summer. By seeing me in
this condition, she told me that she recognized herself because she felt the same thing some
years ago. She explained me that her condition was due to the soul of her husband who was
stuck to her and that a medium-shaman-healer had taken it away for her and that she had left
by jumping as a kid.
In the point where I was there, I thus visited this famous shaman. By seeing me arriving, he
told me you are a pigeon (maybe because I came to see him) and youre lacking of
confidence . I said no. He said yes. Everybody uses you and everything you are too much
of a St Bernard . He is a little right there all the same, as a result, I decided not to dispose
anymore of my digital products (which are all the same quality works I spent many working
hours on this stuff) and not to give any more too many things free of charge on my blog (it is
necessary to help others but it is necessary to command respect for it too). I write obscenities
for fun but I am too much of a kind teddy bear who risks to be used by birds of prey if I
continue I knew already it at the bottom of me but becoming aware of it and knowing that
that is quite obvious it is hard. Always making the others come before you and rarely falling
on people like you (thus being used) that wears you out! I look for reciprocity and people on
whom I can count & who can count on me. Im not asking for the moon all the same!!! I am
too much an emotional sponge.
Then, he asked me did somebody died because of the heart in your family ? I answered
my grand-father when he was 96 and there I started trembling in a uncontrollable way and
crying. He took my hand and advised me to let him leave. I left for cramps and then my
mouth said on its own WHAT AM I DOING HERE The clairvoyant sketched a small
smile and confirmed me that Gaston had left. I felt so alone of a sudden
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It is true that the day before the day when my grandfather died, everybody went to say
goodbye to him at the hospital because we suspected that he would not spend the night (he
was not really conscious). But I was not able to. I was sick a little bit then I used it as an
excuse to dont go there. I did not accept his departure. I loved him too much, he was my
model. At the same time physically (we looked alike / he was from what I know a very horny
devil) and morally (he was straight and honest/he took 3 jobs to buy a house and raise his
family where we are now, we largely owe it to him). Apparently, he loved me enormously
in return so his soul did not agree to leave without saying goodbye to me. As a result,
according to this theory, I would have had death in me and would have got his fear in me (he
made three infarcts thus he could be afraid of making one at any time), what explains my
rather violent thoracic pains and in the arm too.
We chatted a little while the cramps became blurred. The shaman told me that I had no
disease but that my energetic body was back to front. However, now, it was going to go back
in place little by little. I rocked actually for a few days after that, while soaking in a sensation
of total unreality. I a little told him my life, spoke to him about what torments me and the bad
things I did in this life (I had by the way written an article on this matter in my previous
Diary). Nothing very nasty according to him.
He told me that I am a very old soul. Apparently, there are tracks of that in our genetics and in
the memory of the water of our body blah-blah. Needs not to try too much to understand
otherwise that remove all the magic of the trick. In another life, you should know I was part of
the power in an Asian country and after that I had a bad karma because I would have made
people kill. For my punishment, I died in the war and things like that during several
embodiments . And there, in my last life, I was a maffioso who enjoyed cheating to cards
then I was shot down. Now, I do not have karma anymore (neither good nor bad) so its up to
me (I have everything to make a success of my life)! This makes me want to become good,
virtuous and irreproachable.
Before leaving, he also told me that the heart attack was a part of my range of possibilities but
that he had taken it away. But, I should not think about it anymore so that it doesnt come
back in my fate. The shamans have for belief that the fear of the disease, led the disease.
One week later, I got better but I was not cured. Then, little by little, I dived back into my
catastrophic condition. In psychology, we could say that he tried to make me do my mourning
by strength and that the rest is the fruit of an anxiety attack + my imagination. He is or
actually a clairvoyant and there is a lot of things that are unknown in this world (but that too
much frightens me) or he is a very good cold-reader and he is able to read people in two
seconds. In any case, mediums generally always talk about three universal problems: love /
sex, money / work and health. There, at least, we werent in the clich!
Anyway, we will know all this only at the time of our death. Moreover, the shaman told me
that I was hyper sensitive, hyper susceptible, and that doubtless, I could see too if I
worked just a little bit this gift. Awwww it is not the first time that people tell me that then
that scares me!!! I really dont want that ghosts come talking to me! At the moment, what I
know it is that that it has again costed an arm and a leg to me this story!
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Thus to note that he also said wrong things like for example that I had a younger sister but
who would have refused to be embodied in my mother who would have had a miscarriage and
thus sista would have been reincarnated in the boxer who wants my skin. According to these
people, everything happens for a reason. But the thing is, I asked my mother and she has
never had any miscarriage.
6/ The buddy of Padawan, Le Gothique, swallowed a entire tube of Lexomil this month
because a girl preferred to go back with her ex rather than to be with him. It was not even a
call for help it was a desperate need to draw the attention. At the hospital, they made him a
wash of stomach then interned him in psychiatry. He is there for several weeks. It frightens
me, I hope I wont get to this point !!! And especially, this is what can happen because of girls
so if you are an AFC take care of yourself, please, on this blog! ;)
Fortunately, my darling Virginie takes care of me during this delicate period. I dont know
how she can tolerate to have a boyfriend in this condition but fortunately that she is here for
me!!! She tells me that its the least she can do yeah, but the truth is that around me
everybody goes away. I really fell on a rare pearl, who loves me for what I am. That is the
way it is: when you dont feel good, everybody distances themselves. Only real friends stay.
And among the real ones, I notice that my brother did not call once this summer to know how
Im going (my brother says that I am being dramatic and that I am a useless person thus it is a
little bit easy I have even the impression that he is happy that I feel bad because that
consolidates him in his mediocrity I think its a shame to get to this point within a sibship)
and Padawan when he calls me it is just for talking to me about his attempts of trying to pick
up (I really have the impression to serve only to make him fuck). Hafid its OK. Some other
friends also but really thats not a lot. The fingers of a hand. Moreover I send to the others my
middle finger.
Well well, I guess that I tried a little all the parallel types of medicine thus now, if I want to
heal I have to trust a little more science and conventional doctors. I am going to start with a
psychotherapist (practitioner EMDR). We will see ! There, I am hypersensitive, I have
difficulty in trusting whoever it is, I am so to speak, lost.
May the God of the Health be with us otherwise its impossible to have a good Game!
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Come what may
I hope that this text will be published one day on my blog, because that would mean that I
shall have get away from there. The housewife under 50 will not like that, in Cantal we shall
not understand this : I DONT GIVE A SHIT I tell things as they are on this blog because
nobody else dares. I dont care about little jerks who are going to try to turn that in mockery
to feel reassured, because I know very well that it can happen to them too. And that day, they
will take it in the ass.
September 23rd 2014,
I do not really want to return in writing on what I live since this summer. Because speaking
about it depresses me. I shall do it maybe later, with the benefit of hindsight, so that you
understood why I did not give news for so long. I dont fool myself, most of you dont care
anyway, and are selfish. I sometimes wonder why I try so hard to help the others with my
blog while I really doubt the others would give tit for tat to me if they had the opportunity.
Well, lets talk about nicer things. I a little enjoyed life this WE. I am going to tell you this
positive anecdote. Because cest bon pour le moral , just like La compagnie crole.
In July, a girl added me on FB. Hot hot hot. But I already had no energy, all the time
bellyache, etc. then I did not calculate her during almost one month. Then, a beautiful day of
August (no Im kidding we had a bad summer), I was fed up with the fact that she defies me
like that (with her blue eyes and her beautiful butt) then I decided that we were going to play a
little. And not only Scrabble.
I have liked one of her photos, she has liked one of mine. Hem, player. I like that. I have liked
again one of hers, she has re-liked one of mine, etc. Fucking preliminary! We played like that
for a few days, then we started poking. Things became serious between us
I sent her a message (she had a photo disguised as angel and I had one disguised as devil thus
I sent her my picture by saying that we complement each other and that it would be good if
we complemented each other as well in the bed), we talked and I took her Snapshat (advice
here) after two days. From there, we started sending naughty photos. It was quite exciting.
Well, me, I was hard seen her hot body. Her, she was probably wet too, not that I am an
Apollo but any mans body can have some sexual power on a woman if we know how to
manage it (advice here bis). Thats what frightens them and urges them to be bitches as a
protection. Among legendary Snap do you like riding or being astride?
I make no horse but being astride a mount why not . Not too much complicated and a little
bit naughty as a girl, roughly.
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I admit that she helped me to keep faith in the future and in humanity (especially concerning
girls) all this time but, at the same time it was frustrating, especially when I was at the very
worst. I said to myself fuck if I was in good shape I could fuck her hard right now .
Fortunately, she was comprehensive, maybe because she is nursing. I did not lie: I spoke to
her about my health problems, about why I had returned at my parents, etc.. That did not
scare her off . So much the better. I was surprised for the better: normally, a sick guy, that
does not interest girls Finally, it is what I had learnt in the game, the criteria of attraction,
all this shit. Lets note all the same that some have the syndrome of the nurse and become
attached to the guys with problems. Nothing is absolute in seduction.
Well, we sent Snap during more than one month. I tried to make her come by car on the
parking lot in front of to my parents and to fuck her on the back seat there (she does not live
far) but she did not want to. Then, a beautiful day, she told me she finally have the house of
her parents for her alone. And she wanted that I come sleeping with her! I was terrorized,
especially that I had not really fucked hard for a while I was afraid of dying during the
sexual intercourse. Finally, I said to myself that it would not be the worst of the deaths then I
gave it a try. Then she is nursing, it is a little bit reassuring. We feel reassured as we can! I
wonder moreover if what would bother me would not more be to feel faint with an unknown.
Because apparently, it is rather that, that I risk. Not sexy. But well. It is not the topic here,
thus I am briefly going to tell you this shit that happens to me (small private conversation) and
we come back to the story. I spent a pedal effort test at the hospital to see if my heart was well
and I became quite pale then they stopped me for lipothymiques sensations (the thing that
means nothing even in French). I cursed my parents to have made me in kit with a heart that
works badly. Seriously, I made them a scandal. I was unfair. Then, I had to take an
examination to see if my heart was malformed and no it is not the case Then I spent 24
hours of holter and the conclusion it is that I have fewer extrasystoles than average people
But I feel them more because I am very nervous at the moment. It is in any case that, the
theory of the doctors. It seems that there are even people who faint because of nerves, and
that it is mild too. I get knocked in the breast, it is terrorizing. In brief, officially I have
nothing, but in the practice I remain traumatized by the fact of not having made a success of
this effort test and I am afraid of making heart attack as soon as my heart accelerates now (in
staircases or other shit). Its serious! And especially: that makes my life intolerable! I take my
pulse as soon as I dont feel good, sometimes I dont find it thus I panic. I was always afraid
of dying young, I dont know why I say to myself that I dont deserve it, not with all the
efforts I make for my health but that life is inequitable. Hoping that she proves me the
opposite! While waiting for, I am afraid of being alone, of feeling faint and that nobody is
here to save me. I want to do nothing, no project, because I say to myself that anyway I am
going to die right in the middle so I force myself to revise my exams and to work on my blog
all the same. But even that, it is not easy.
On Saturday evening, I arrived at her home at about 8 pm, to eat some rice, at least officially.
Unofficially, it was rather some meat than I was going to eat. She informed me that her sister
came back from work (Mc Do) at 9:30 pm. She a little showed me her house then kissed me
in the kitchen as to mean me that it was high time to turn to serious matters.
Then, we began to touch each other and she led me in her room. Her dog jumped on the bed
then she did kick it outside. Too bad, I liked her dog, a nice face and everything. I would have
liked well that it looked had us fucking. No, Im just kidding, I did not break down that much.
Two doggy for me alone, and her pussy that was asleep in the lounge : that would have been
very cool.
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I licked her during a long moment (the girl not her pussy well finally yes but in brief you
understood) She was tasty then I wanted her since a long time. She came once. I continued
to lick her, in fact, I was afraid of screwing. She could not handle more then she knocked me
down, we put a condom and she jumped on me to fuck me. I was very good and soft like that,
then I let her do. Come what may I said to myself. I not specially felt my heart neither
malaise nor anything. Then, she wanted that I come on her in missionary. OK, after a while I
was more confident and began to really break her up. Then she turned, I took her doggy-style
by caressing her clit. I felt her sex contracting oh yes yes yes . She came again. It restored
my self-confidence and allowed myself to ejaculate. It was good even if I would have
preferred to finish in her mouth. I would maybe had to ask her. Maybe next time. Then, we
made a cuddle, I was proud of me and especially satisfied to be still alive. We showered to
wash away our sins.
Then, her sister came back and she wanted to do nothing sexual any more. I was a little
disappointed because I would have fucked her again with pleasure Its OK because her
sister is sexy too, we forgive her. We ate some rice and tomatoes, because I take care of my
liver too. I have the total. She had made cookies then well I tasted them. OK, it was good. But
I was really tired around midnight, no more the habit to go to bed so late nor to do sport like
that Then, we settled comfortably on her bed and she fell asleep. I was sad, first because of
the sheets The Little Mermaid but also because we were tightened in this little bed and
because she did not want to suck me nor to have sex again because her sister was close by
(she could hear us but she did not want that she joins us) and me I was hard then I was
frustrated. I hesitated to give a fuck or to go in the bed of her sister, but it seems it is not
polite. I caressed her, warmed her and everything but nothing to do. Well. Too bad, I respect.
We a little spoke all the same before she falls asleep. She is two years younger than I, but we
were in the same middle school. Then, we take the same bus to come back from Aix (I really
had the impression I had already seen her). We spoke about our childhood memories, there is
a guy from our school I used to know, a young riffraff, who sends her his cock on Snap. He
wants her to suck him but he has a girlfriend but says being blown is not cheating on her .
Her, she is not really tempted (at least thats what she says). But receiving cocks on Snapchat
is flattering, understand her. ;)
Otherwise, she told me that she had never enjoyed yet. Nevertheless she already knew 9 guys
before me. There she developed I have never had so much pleasure, that it rose so much, as
I contracted, and then, well, I felt nothing more a few seconds
Yes, yes, you came my darling, it is good for you that. And twice in addition . Fuck, really
needs that I survive this shit that happens at me because there are really too many sex
educations out there to be made.
She had read some of my adventures. It is one of her nursing friends who had sent her my
blog by advising to her you should read the little Aixois . Then I had a reputation of
itinerant fantasy to be honored with these two girls.
When I thanked her for cookies and doggy style, she thanked me for the magic tongue and the
turns of foot. Cool ! I also like the fact that she goes in for sport in particular self-defense. I
would like to see her again one day. Especially that she symbolizes, maybe, the end of my
dark period. Now that I touched the bottom I have the impression to take out a little the
head of the water. Hopefully it is not just an impression.
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I really had difficulty in falling asleep, still this damned fear of dying during the night. But
once asleep, I slept well. Awakening at 11 am, a kiss and I returned at my parents.
On Sunday afternoon, I visited Virginie and I gave her 7 orgasms. Because I like the figure 7
(it is beautiful, it is full of itself). The man loses some energy by enjoying or rather by
ejaculating but the girl by enjoying wins it then she was satisfied. It is a little bit inequitable
the life all the same but well I am generous with her. I dont know why but if I can do good to
somebody and that it costs me not much, I do it.
Otherwise, I discovered her corent, with 6 girls in a house in Aix, it is cool. When I shall be in
shape we will maybe make a huge orgy in the kitchen with Padawan. And play with food, of
course. I want eggs on the dish. No, rather two nice little oranges.
Well, I was happy to see that, even sick, I still make quality one night stands. And fuck better
than the average. Most simply of the world. That made me feel better. That restored a little
my self-esteem.
It was cool and I had almost found the morale. But, in the afternoon, I had a not-very-goodnews-I-dont-really-wanna-talk-about then I go back a little in depression but I should not let
go myself even if it is hard. And especially, it is not the moment to break down because I
dont wanna miss my diploma again (examination in October). That at least that, it is done :
one less problem in my life. I dont wanna spend another pseudo-sabbatical year like that.
Besides I always want to go to Sydney next year. Well, in January that seems to me
compromised but why not in September. I shall fight up till the end, even in the moments of
doubt, because it seems that this is the way we do when we have a winner state of mind.
May the God of Game and of the Health be with us.
PS : I answer quickly for those who asked me if my brother had read my article about him and
his wife. I dont know. He despises what Im doing, anyway, thus I suppose that he does not
read me.
PS 2: for the assholes who have nothing else to do than imagining that I invent a life with so
many details, instead of being a pain in the neck to reassure yourselves : rather try to see how
I can help you and say thank you (or read something else otherwise it is paradoxical to
come read a thing that supposedly you do not like). It will be more pleasant for everybody! If
you have not understood yet that I have never lied to shine and that it wont happen anytime
soon, then you dont ascertain my character nor what Im trying to do. Too bad for you. Stay
in your glass prison.
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The golden medal and the consolation prize
October 27th 2014,

My therapy is in progress. It is an analysis + EMDR with a doctor in human sciences. It is
rather long as work on yourself (from more than one month to several years). In any case
much longer than a handjob by Megan Fox. The good news is I am not crazy, and that loving
so much women (as well as making love to them) is not a pathology. It is even a way to
sublimate my fears and to evacuate my stress, according to him.
It also seems that my Aura stopped being weak and transparent, it is now purple: thus at the
energy level Im much better.
It looks effective, the EMDR, my mother does it too (we try to heal without pills). I dunno if I
have already spoken about it here or not but since this Spring, she didnt go much out of her
bed and drank 7 coffees a day to do not much. While complaining about an intense fatigue.
She has 4 or 5 sessions ahead of me and there she is finally cured of her depression, in mode
awww life is so beautiful we have to enjoy . Awesome when you know that ten days ago,
she got up only to eat and grumble. She had a click and feels much less oppressed in the
morning in the awakening.
Well I am not there now, I am still afraid of dying, it is irrational because I have nothing
but well that is the way it is. More or less constantly, I say to myself that I am going to fall,
that my strengths are going to abandon me (sudden death). And when I have a pain in the arm
or in the breast, then there, it is the end of the world (symptoms of the infarct). But on the
other hand when I feel absolutely nothing, I am afraid that my heart stops. I always anticipate
the worst: I imagine to feel faint, to lose eyesight, to become handicaped, etc. In the end, up to
here nothing of all this happened but these thoughts and this permanent osculation persist
beyond the logic and exhaust me.
I am in a case of neurosis it is hard, but well it seems that I can heal. Furthermore, being
neurotic guarantees me that I am not psychotic nor pervert thus it is rather reassuring
(structures of the personality). There is always good things in bad things. And, by the way,
everybody is neurotic. At some point.
In fact, I have physiologically nothing according to doctors but my spirit complicates things,
and it creates some stress. The irony is it is this same stress that can make me sick for real, in
the end. I dont know how I put myself in this situation, so it is difficult to know how I am
going to go out there But I act now, I have stopped being my own victim, even if it still
requires a permanent effort. Like, even if I am frightened to death, I makes few hours of sport
abs, kicks, stretching (I have not gone back to tae kwon do yet).
I go to yoga too. Ive found a really nice and inspiring teacher. She was cured of a multiple
sclerosis thanks to yoga. This scerosis was due to an intense guilt due to the death of her
sister, according to her, as well as to the fact that she really felt ill at ease. She also made a
heart attack but death does seem to put under stress her more than. She tells me that it is just
as when we change car and that anyway whatever happens, happens .
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Me I absolutely dont wanna die especially because it would hurt those who stay and who
love me (Virginie, my parents) She also makes me Enelph massages with finish. There is
just acupuncture I have not tried yet, but I had already gave it a try briefly few years ago. And
that had not given much result.
I also cultivate the positive thought and I feed on healthy readings as Le corps quantique
that speaks about the huge potential of cure of the human body and mind. But I remember
also a lot of bad or negative things in all this: for example, what perturbs me is the only
example of nocebo in the book: a guy who was so afraid of making an infarct that he thought
about it all the time and eventually died from it while the doctors had found nothing. The
yoga teacher also puts me under stress a little by saying that my ill-being can come from
waves of mobiles or wifi and that there is nothing we can do about it. Well, its really a
mess in my head. Ill finish paranoiac !!!
Well, big amelioration, on Saturday evening: we went out in Aix with Padawan. First night
out since May, I guess. Thus it is a very good sign (as when a girl suggests you taking her
back at her home to watch a movie): the phoenix is reborn from cyprine.
The story. I have Internet that works very very badly at the apartment then Padawan tried to
fix it on Saturday evening but well nothing to do. My access provider should send me a
technician. Im sick of it because I fell in love with the girl who plays in La crme de la crme
(I could put her some cream everywhere) then I cant wait to download the movie. I guess that
her name is Alice Isaaz, and she is my new virtual darling (fuck she is naked in no movie).
When we had stopped crafting, it was already midnight then we said to ourselves that we
would maybe do better to go to bed (ease for me). Well, at the same time, my purpose is to do
my best to fight my fears thus I said that it would be good all the same to go at least a few
minutes in town. Just going out, walking, getting a breath of fresh air. We did not move of the
sofa for all that until I pronounce this mythical sentence we never know on a
misunderstanding we can come back with two girls each and it made my buddy Bob the
builder react.
With this, we went out to face the cold. We joined a little bit hastily a girl that Padawan tried
to pick up on Tinder all summer, a Czech. He already went on 2 dates with her but no kiss yet
and she began to send shitty messages like fake-lover who questions on the attraction she
feels for him. Needs to say that she was formated well by French silly bitches the French
men are hot it is necessary to keep them waiting and doubting so that they respect you . No
comment !!!
But this evening, she was with 5 foreign friends. Among which one pure hottie the kind
deserving to pose for a magazine, an east girl too. An English cutie. A tall brunette with blue
eyes. One who would be attractive but a little bit fat. And a really fat one (poor girl).
I made a bad joke in French to say hello: very beautiful and English cutie burst out laughing. I
saw them a little as the golden medal and the consolation prize. I asked them if they had
understood my joke, they told me that no and they have burst out laughing again. OK. Then,
there were a lot of EC + smiles + they looked down. And then, they spoke between them by
looking at me. I said to myself I certainly poked them and they are saying to themselves that
I am a pervert, otherwise that would mean that they all like very much me but I do not think I
am such a handsome boy all the same . In mode Aix-en-Provence parano.
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They wanted to go to the IPM (piss-smelling club for foreigners). I was pulled between the
fear of going out and the desire to follow the ass of the very beautiful who walked in front of
me. Taken by the Padawans enthusiasm, I followed the movement of the buttocks (hers not
him). Needs to say that it was not bad this curve, even if her pants did not really emphasize
her. They came in free of charge, normal, they are hot. The entry cost us 5 euros. What an
injustice! About Padawans target, I do not understand what he likes with her : plump, very
short hair like a flapper To me, average but well he did not touch girls for several months
(when I am not here he has no result, it is astounding this lack of initiative and this return of
his nature of AFC when he is with his other buddies).
In the bar/club, they stayed between them in circle, in mode a little bit wild . Two
beautiful blondes spent their time drinking (I had never seen that certainly the new fashion: a
glass of alcohol and a glass of water at the same time) and to stare at me, so to speak. I tried to
look cool by resting me against the bar and by maintaining their eye-contactss. But I was
fucking put under stress inside. They came talking to Padawan ( why dont you dance ?
did you ever see James Bond dancing ? and they avoided me. Do I smell? I wondered
over the moment. I have a rather negative internal communication in fact, I realize it, certainly
the repercussion of my anxiety attacks. Fortunately, after a while, I got lost in the music and I
did not think any more about my heart. I relaxed and I was able to game more effectively.
The 6 foreigners then went to dance at the other end of the bar by leaving us alone between
testicles as idiots. Mamadou Segpa would have said OK fuck off . Then at a given moment,
the English cutie came speaking to me, to tell me a commonness why dont you dance ?
did you ever see James Bond dancing ? No ? Then dont break my balls and there I put my
hand on her shoulder. To answer the disinhibited question, she put her hand on my hip. We
looked at each other in the eyes, I made the Cajuns technique of body language (Im
translating his blog) : she liked very much it, the rosbeef girl (sorry but I eat no meat
anymore). At the moment I said English-style I find you funny and I gave her a kiss on the
cheek, she tried to turn to touch my mouth. I smiled with a naughty face and she asked me
why I was smiling so foolishly by looking at her then I told her that bodies spoke much more
than words and thus I started talking to her about the good weather while caressing her
thigh. I then asked her to show me how they dance in her country: she acted like a pure
stripper. That turned me on. I asked her if she was a jukebox: I pressed on her nose and she
began singing. Later I made a bit of cold reading, manipulative I admit it you are a shy girl
yes
but you know what you want
yes
and now what do you want ? and she kissed me. She wanted to dance with me then I put
my jacket in the cloakroom It is to put my jacket, if it is not obvious.
haha. Are you superstitious ?
yes why ?
ok you had the ticket number 666 but I give you the 667 then
thank u bro.
Then she told me that her friend and Padawan had gone one two dates but that there they
acted as distant friends. I decided that we were going to help them to conclude. She briefed
her friend and I grabbed her ass to pass the time (to the English). She returned towards me
someone just slaped my ass I roared, then she understood that it was me. I said that I was
going to make it up for her, took her head between my hands and approached her mouth then I
removed myself at the last moment. She left like hurt. They are all so sensitive !
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So I visited her friend, the kind of very hot perfect model coming out from a fashion
magazine but dressed like my grandmother (its OK because she is a fucking hottie then that
gives her a style). It is maybe the fashion in the Eastern countries to be 50 years behind us
speaking about clothes. Im not kidding, I have already noticed this phenomenon on VK ( the
Russian FB). In brief, I told her someone just slapped my ass (private joke) and she did
not laugh, she even pout. Then a guy tried to approach her and she rejected him, I commented
cmon he is a famous French Pick Up Artist she did not laugh either, she did not look at
me any more in eyes and did not smile any more. Ok fuck off .
So I said the same thing to the English. That made her laugh, HER. Phew. Then I accused her
of having been nasty with me by leaving like that and I asked her to make it up for me. She
kissed me again and this time I warmed her well, kisses in the neck, wandering hands ( my
hands are invisible nobody can see what Im doing to you, you are the only one who can feel
them (I should do the same speech with my dick)), etc. At a given moment, I dont know
why, I said that I was going to teach her a French word and I taught her navel (in French :
nombril) so I connected to her with my index in her navel by kissing her. She probably found
it very weird. Well, she took advantage of it to touch my abs by saying nombril ?
We looked for her friend and Padawan who had disappeared. In the smoker corner, she sat
then I sat on her as a child on his mom. I was maybe not a good idea because it is childish (not
dominating alpha) but well, that made me laugh over the moment.
At a given moment, she told me she had to leave. I answered fuck off . And she left the
party. Padawan has FINALLY kissed his girl in front of the club. It seems that she said like a
fanatic with eyes of dogs in heat grrrrrrrrrr its not enough for me I want more . They
nevertheless went to sleep to the hotties, and we were not even invited. Pff, what a waste, 4
frustrated people while it could have been zero instead.
Out of the club at 3 hours, arrived at my place at 3 hours. Long live the time change!
Well then, Padawan told me that his friend had revealed him that her 5 friends wondered
which one was going to fuck me. I was in a way the prize and that makes my ego feel good.
Modjo ! They apparently like very much the French young men who look serious with their
shirt and their glasses. Good to know.
On my way back, I realized that I had forgotten to take the number of the English. But it
doesnt matter, I was especially disappointed to dont have fucked hard the beautiful model
because she wanted me at the beginning and then was hurt that I choose her friend (in fact it is
rather her friend who chose me). Thus at the same time the other one moved her ass so she
deserved it whereas the very beautiful wanted that I pay her a drink of champagne to
celebrate the end of my studies (mine in addition eh not hers). Venal but well with such
eyes: we forgive her. I shouted karolinnnnnnnnnnn I love you on my way back. I guess
that it is the God of the Game who had put her on my road to tell me that it was time to make
my comeback (and not my coming-out). I am disappointed because I have not believed
enough in myself (while every time I see a hottie like that I should say to myself that there is
always one guy who fuck her and that she has certainly banged an uglier guy than I yet, just
like Alice Isaaz who kissed Kev Adams, certainly it was in a movie but yuck all the same).
Lets remember the positive: I am proud of having gone out!
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I hope that we will see them again (needs that Padawan game well his girl): I should then play
hardly to have the one that I want but well am I not Cyprineman? The best pussylicker in the
entire city?!
In fact it has been a long time since last time a girl had motivated me like that, she could enter
directly my top 10. My libido is back. But do not make a mistake on my intentions, like Rico
I respect her yihaaaaaa . I just want to see her naked and to ejaculate by admiring her so
much she is hot. Like DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street, I do not think that I would hold for
a long time the first time in her (but we never know). Besides that made me feel good to go
out and realize that the danger is the others (we were all the same paintball shot in the middle
of the street by some riffraff) and not myself. I wonder why I am so much afraid of selfdestruction. Certainly something that eats me from the inside (but still of the domain of the
repressed unconscious). Some when they feel bad piss off the world, me that turns against
myself. Not lucky !
Other things : I took my examination too, the one that enormously made me put under stress.
Well, when you do up one year for 0.75 points and when play your future on 3 years hours
without catching up (1 test), it is normal to dont be serene. Well, that passed well, I think that
this time it is good.
My sister-in-law is soon going to give birth also. That puts under stress me, I do not really
know why. I feel it badly, this story. Certainly the responsibilities connected to the fact of
being the godfather of the son of two irresponsible people
May the God of the east girls be with us!
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Im now a dilettante player
November 28th 2014,

After Benzema in French national team, after Cavani in PSG and Thauvin in OM here is :
Cyprineman, the man who fucks up goal-scoring opportunities.
I subscribed on Tinder (click for advice to pick up on Tinder), two-three weeks ago,
something like that. Im not saying that there are no interesting girls on this app, there are. Im
not saying not that there are no attractive girls, there are. Im just saying that I made it for the
intellectual side of the online pick up then that I made some shit at the last moment. For
example, I negotiated sometimes hardly a meeting at girls flats, in the schedule I wanted,
then I didnt go there (I warned a little all the same even if it was at the last moment
something like 10 minutes before the date).
Why that ? I dont know, I think that on one hand my anxiety attacks play on my libido. I am
not in shape, all the time tired with lousy pains, the fear of bleeding and the ears that whistle.
Then on the other hand, the fact that I dont care of these girls. I mean that in spite of the fact
I am kapout for almost 6 months, Virginie always stayed with me, always awesome, she has
never disappointed me (needs to say that me too I teach her fundamental things like the
carfucking, the streetfucking, the parcfucking and maybe soon the cinema-fucking (I dunno
how we does but she always has free tickets)).
Isnt it finally the ultimate purpose of the game, to find love? I think of all the guys who fuck
girls without really liking women, without any real objective just to prove to themselves
things or to take their revenge in the infinity on this girl who rejected them at high school (big
up the coach of Marseille !). I think that there are people who look for love all their life, and
that we were lucky enough (had the opportunity) to find it, a little bit accidentally (by
chance).
Im not talking about a shitty concept which makes that we are OK together, I speak about a
thing that happened in spite of us because none of us looked for love when we met up. And,
since then, we are still very good together. It has been one and a half year now since we are in
a so called open-relationship (so called because in the facts I didnt do much elsewhere
recently and she neither). I have affection, sex and love of a girl who is awesome according to
my criteria. Sometimes, I dont feel good, then she comes next to me, in my arms and puts her
head on my breast while we watch a cartoon together and we fall asleep in front of as
children. So, the game, I am a little about to say to myself that its time that we make a break,
it and me. Or maybe not My psychic balance is not very good then I do not know how I
would react if I take out a domain of satisfaction of my life I dont know if I shall not fall
into the darkness.
The main story
I thus game now in dilettante (since a few weeks) girls without any need and often without
real desire for them. Indeed, what more could they bring me?
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However, the first day on Tinder, an interesting girl told me that she was going to
unsubscribe, but she gave me her Snapchat a little bit hastily before. I added her but I received
nothing, I did not understand why. In fact, I had an old version of Snapchat and received only
images, not texts. Well, after she called me noob we a little warmed and I was entitled to
any sorts of tests, like I have two sexfriends yet, why would I need you ? (the answer
follows)
I am alone at my parents at 50km from your place, do you wanna come to fuck me? = >
(5mn later) ah no too late they came back, you didnt left, I hope ? (No, no, no risk it is too
far)
cmon send me a picture of you naked and if we cant see your dick its because you have a
tiny one (no I dont answer to pure provocation nor attempts to destabilize)
I have a cold sore I wont be able to suck you when you will visit me (so sad but I dont buy
it)
You think that my ass is not worth it if you dont invite me at your place (of course it is)
You know that you approached my friend too on Tinder ? She looks interested, if you want I
leave you together because we have not fucked yet together and I even can send you her
number (no no we shall make a 3some).
In brief, I liked that one at once. Already because she had a red pants on her photo of profile
on Tinder, then especially because she is cute (brunette with green eyes, fair skin, attractive
face) and very hot body (1m70, nice tits, flat stomach, attractive ass) with a soft/bawdy
nature. Her description was bi not follower , and although that she tells me that it was a
joke of Foresti, I smelt the curious heterosexual. She defines herself as a nympho princess .
In the course of the conversation, she told me she hadnt enjoyed for almost one month in
spite of her two PQ (she abbreviates her sex things as the toilet paper it is rather degrading
btw). I said to myself that it was maybe necessary that I do something for her, in my big
indulgence.
Having let drag her case during a long moment, I decided to propose her a date. She was
afraid that I am a miserable ugly and a serial killer in addition thus she dragged a little her feet
(but not that much anyway when I was not satisfied I answered no more and she did feed
the conversation. I negotiated and eventually invited me at her home in Aix last Wednesday
evening at 6 pm (arrived at 6:30 pm of course) in her studio (not to record an album with the
sound of her groans).
I am not very well in fact since last WE, on Friday I was in Lyon for the funeral of an uncle
and on Saturday we made the moving of my brother but it was a nameless mess and I screwed
up two coast and the pond. For the gratitude of a guy who was only pouting speaking badly of
me in my back in front of the removal men he had hired Well, the positive, it is because my
nephew even if her mother smoked during all the pregnancy was born and is normal. I wish
him no bad things after all. He is not responsible for the bullshit of his parents.
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In brief, when I arrived in the hall of the building of the girl, I was quite cold, and I had the
pulse at 120. I said to myself fuck, she will think that Im impressed by her while in fact Im
just affected by Generalized Anxiety Disorder . I leaned on the wall to give me some volume
and I saw arriving a classy and joyful hottie, in a dress.
Arrived in her studio (former hotel room where the bathroom, the crappers and the kitchen
make only one) : I made some remarks on the decoration to make her comfortable (it was very
girly but she had cut girls photos in underwear from fashion magazines). There were a lot of
apples in a basket there then I said you are like Eve you are a little devourer of apples . I
asked politely if I could put my stuff on her office and she watched me to estimate me. Just to
make me comfortable (irony), she asked me if the first message I sent her on Tinder was a
copy and paste or not, then I had to admit my crime in honest security. She asked me if I
wanted some tea (because I had told her invite me to drink a tea or other stuff at your home
especially other stuff! I told her that no thank you, that it was just for teasing her that I had
said that but that if she had made some I would drink it gladly of course. It was not the case,
in any case. Problem solved. In reality, even drinking some tea puts me under stress, that
accelerates my heart and everything.
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Apparently, she was surprised by my simplicity, that it is cool. Otherwise, she is a big fan of
mangas apparently : she watched some by waiting for me thus I sit on the sofa next to her. We
talked of this and that, while I caressed her arm and leg casually. I guess that it warmed well
her because at a given moment, she rose astride on me and kissed me in the neck and
everything but not on the mouth. Then I did the same thing. That makes me laugh when it is
the female who comes looking for the alpha male so that he fertilizes her while he is rather
passive. The role reversal, it is classy. Like the lion in the savanna. Kiss. Then she told me
that she was going to unfold her sofa bed. She got up, I caught her before she can do anything,
kissed her then put my hand under her dress. It was dipped, then I made her come with my
magic fingers. She said that I looked like my photos and that it was great because usually she
did not invite the guys directly at her place and there is always something that fucks the deal
up : excessive shyness, shrill voice, etc.
That did a world of good to her that I take care of her, I guess, because she removed her dress.
I understand her, it was too hot. We unfolded the bed, I lengthened her above in her small
quite cute pink underwear. I then made her enjoy with my tongue and my fingers. She would
have taken food from my hands at this moment, I guess, so much she liked it. In brief, I lied
down next to her, the time she needed to recover, then I unfastened her bra, she took off my
pants and everything and sucked me (I had told her that sometimes it fall alone this damned
jean but that did not happen that very day).
After 5 minutes, seriously, I asked her to stop: I could not handle more! A girl so hot, having
warmed me 3 weeks on Snap, then there having made her come twice: I could not handle
more, me!!! I told her to rise on me, we put a condom and she fucked me. It was funny: she
too much wanted to know if I had condoms in my jacket while she had some in her drawer, it
was to be sure that I was a not guy who had AIDS. Careful and interesting strategy!!!
Then, she showed me her dildo (she named it Dorcel), I reloaded, took her in missionary, she
told me oh yes oh fuck you are just on my G-spot go on then I fucked her very hardly and
she came one more time. She asked me how it was possible that I made her enjoy 3 times in 1
hour, mystery I caught her hips to ask her to turn around and I took her doggy-style. Then,
we a little spoke, she asked me why I was quite white like that. I had to tell her my problems.
She told me you cannot be cardiac dude, otherwise you would never have been able to make
me what you have just made for me or then no you are too hot to die . That pleases me to
hear that. Finally here we are, if I can do it in my state, with a GAD, I think that you should
all be able to dominate your body language like an actor, at least enough time to fuck hot
girls.
Too cute and nice, the girl. Really kind. Then, she cooked me pastas in the shape of phallus
(good girl), of different colors (in vegetables). It was funny. We a little spoke about her
friends and about her PQ. She has a buddy who finds me ridiculous, and ugly, and who did
not want that she sees me. Her other PQ, a kind of of fat-bellied Tunisian and with an any face
(but you understand he is a DJ who has 1900 fans on FB ahalala me I dont care I have 14
000 of it) began to tell her that I had a big nose and everything and that I was ugly and
everything. In brief, fortunately that she thinks for herself otherwise she would always be
limited to these lambda guys who take themselves for geniuses but who are in fact big jealous
persons incapable to make her enjoy correctly.
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She had all the same 14 lovers before me. Finally, two serious guys, then lovers. She told me
that she trained to kiss guys in clubs because her two serious boyfriends had not taught her
how to kiss well nor how to fuck well but that When you learn how to suck then you know
how to kiss . Seriously, true story. When she asked me how much I lovers I had, me, I told
her 61 girls to dont frighten her too much (I have a little bit subtracted 100). She told me that
thus from 61 girls of experience, fucks were perfect. Then she revealed me that what she
looks for with her lovers, it is:
That he is funny = > understand: not weird
That he has some experience = > understand: that he is a good fuck
Ive forgotten the two other characteristics sorry but both above are the most important for
her.
What is funny it is that she started calling me Cyprininien after sex, while she had not read
neither my blog, nor absolutely nothing. Thus those who imagine that if I fuck girls so easily
at the 1st date and everything it is because they are sexual freed madwomen who warmed on
my blog: know that it is wrong!!! And that you could do it too with the good state of mind and
the good communication instead of being sick envious persons. Get to work!
Personally, that would have been enough for me to stop there. But, after eaten, the nympho
princess has jumped again on her almost charming prince. She sucked me a good moment on
her knees in front of the sofa then I banged her very violently and for a long time doggy-style
against the desk, while she still had her top (me I had just dimmed my pants). I guess that I
flooded her a new pair of underwear. Cool: I forgot myself and dismissed her.
Then, I made her a cuddle and went back home : it was like 1:30 am. I made a little
aquaplaning on the road, it rained hardly, the route was dangerous and everything, but me I
was just afraid of dying from the heart, half an hour after having finished the sexual
intercourse It is completely irrational, fuck. Every time there was a surge under the car, I
saw myself having an accident and dying. By going back home, I was quite cold, quite white,
I smelt like sex and I was afraid of dying. I went to bed like that by thinking that I would not
wake up the next day. At night, I woke up: anxiety attack, shivers, then big bellyache I
immediately said to myself that her weird pastas had poisoned me, of course.
In brief, it is very hard all this, I cannot imagine myself at all in one month or something I
have a very short-term vision of things, life and very negative thoughts about everything. I say
to myself that maybe, I have this negative faith saying that I am going to die by going in for
sport or by fucking violently, then the fact of doing it and of seeing that it makes me
absolutely nothing, well that makes mental conflict (incoherence). Then, my unconscious
understands nothing and reacts by rises of fears. It is what I say to myself at the moment.
If it was not because that put me so bad after sex (nothing to do with her, she has just
motivated me to move my ass), I would gladly see her again all the same for the pleasure .
For once that a girl is hanndsome and dirty and cool and everything, is not a headache to me
and sucks my cock well why would I not want to see her again? But in the facts, I do not
know if that is going to be made, because I have my mental that fucks up my life and because
all the same I prefer Virginie who is my sweetheart (this has nothing to do as relation you
cannot compare).
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Moreover, funny anecdote: both practice qi-gong (as well as the friend of Red pants that I
tried to pick up on Tinder and that we will soon try to corrupt for a 3some because they spoke
about it together and that turns them on). I guess that they go at the same class but I didnt go
farther into the matter too much. The world is really small in Aix.
The next day, I sent her a message to ask her if she had recovered well from turns of foot. She
told me that yes, and that she looked forward to do it again Awww sweetie !
Funny anecdote
I am now going to tell you another nice trying to pick up I made on Tinder. With an English.
Since then, she does not stop sending me messages to suggest coming to sleep with me
and I pretend to be asleep or to have not received her texts. I do not think that I shall fuck her
in the end because I am in crisis of ill-being at the moment but I put you the trying to pick up
for love of the art. To understand well, needs to know that I have a photo on Tinder in which I
have captains cap and mask pirates eye. In homage to Cajun (I will soon publish my
translation of his blog).
What excited me with her, it she that had a photo in which we saw her jumping almost naked
into a river with just her little black string: Tell me you were drunk when you jumped half
naked in the water
yeah, far too much wine! you make a good pirate
did you ever kiss a captain pirate ?
No, its one of my life ambitions though
Lol youre cool I totally adopt you as my new little sister
Little sister is not what I expected
Haha, im teasing you. Wanna take a bath with me ?
Ah exciting ! yeah where do you live ? Im in Eguilles. Then, I took her Snapchat, sent her
two-three topless photos and now she too much wants to fuck me. Cool! We shall see well
what I am going to decide to finish !
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In brief, I dont go out often anymore, thus I game on Tinder. For the anecdote, I hated Tinder
for a long time because I had an old version and thus saw only people who had the same
version than me ie 3 country bumpkins a week. But now that I updated the app, that gets
better, way more people. Red pants was right: I am a noob. Lol.
Other news
About the girl Padawan wanted to fuck in the previous FR, know that he was rejected and is
now extremely offended. After having been a perfect east girl with whom he shared too
many things when he thought that he was going to bang her, he started criticizing the girl on
all the domains now: she is fat, not beautiful, do not go in for sport, is idiot, does not think
for herself, etc. Interesting as psychological case
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I take advantage of this news section to tell an incident that pissed me off. There are guys out
there who take a malicious pleasure with systematically poking in my friends list or
approaching on the Internet the girls I fucked after having read my FR. It is not so much for
the girls that it disturbs me, it is more for the principle.
When we exchange girls during an orgy, its a thing. But when the guys are going to try to
pick up girls on Facebook because you fucked them it is a little a shit. I feel used in fact.
I aim here at Padawan and at his buddy The Gothic. To dont name them.
It is human to think only about yourself and to use the others egoistically (Im not just mad at
them for that) : but it is disappointing, especially, to see that the others take advantage of the
fact I am weakened. Even those who say they have values like Padawan. I would say even
ESPECIALLY those who say they have values because they are in fact traitors. I fall from a
height (come down with a bump).
Then, often they do not really assume because they know that that is going to annoy me but
the call of the dick is the strongest then they go there all the same, and accuse me of not being
cool if I grumble. Me, when someone tells me that such guy approach a girl, if I am also
going to try to pick up her without speaking to him about it, it is because I really want to piss
him off. Then, what could I deduct from their attitude? That these people who claim being my
friends have at the bottom of them the desire to piss me off? They would be hypocrites who
use me because without me their sexual life would have been very empty? Seen the difference
between when I knew them and now (one had known only 2 girls and was in couple with a
girl with whom he didnt have sex for a while, the other didnt have sex for 6 years) I am
entitled to wonder sometimes but well maybe it is simply that they are awkward in human
relations. The benefit of the doubt lasts for some time.
The thing is that friendship and girls should not enter conflict like that Then when stops the
friendship for a pussy? When is it better to fuck a girl hoping that our buddy do not take it too
badly rather than not fucking her and moving our ass to find another one?
When we introduce me to girls, or even when I fuck the girls of buddies during orgies: I never
contact them again after, to avoid this kind of problem, exactly. Then, I would like that the
others also do it from now on (we cannot return on the past but we can act on the future).
Certainly, the girls belong to everybody (or to nobody), but when you pass by me to fuck
friends of mine, I feel disappointed and like the fall guy. Especially when in the end, the guys
in question progress little in seduction because when they try to pick up girls, they fuck very
often only girls you have already fucked (and still that dont work every time).Actually, with
the other girls when we start from scratch, it works clearly less well Curious eh ? Hey yes,
when we read the FR, we have fewer uncertainties later, we know who to target and on which
buttons to push.
There, I refused to tell Padawan who was the girl in the Red pants on FB then he grumbles. I
dont give a shit. I dont want that he sends her a message or that his buddy the Metalhead
The Gothic sends her a poke like so I heard that Fabrice made you come three times you
know I can give you orgasms too It is a total disrespect of the Geneva conventions of sex.
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In brief, even if I become paranoid and even if Im particularly bad at the moment (I am
willing to admit that I am put under stress), I would prefer all the same that the guys in
questions lead their own trying to pick up totally independent from me, on virgin of all known
FR targets. Otherwise I shall eventually consider that they have a lack of confidence and that
they take an unhealthy pleasure to prove to themselves that they can fuck the same pussies
than me (even if they need 4 months to do the thing I quickly get). And going into this kind of
fight of ego or of competition of lousy cock does not interest me.
Do you understand? The problem it is not that Im mad because of the girls, after all everyone
is free. The thing is because it gets on my nerves that they do not become independent and
that they progress little finally. And, fuck off, I have the right of not being happy when it
happens slightly too often, I have the right to be irritated when I make efforts so that the
others do not find themselves in this situation but when those same people make so that it
happens to me! And the answer It is your problem if you make efforts to treat us carefully
but us we do what we want is not acceptable when you claim you are the friend of
somebody.
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Well, otherwise I dont care, I have Virginie (they do not risk to touch her) and from time to
time a hottie out of their league I find in bonus by myself (satisfaction++) ! In brief, lets
move on but it had to be said!
Otherwise, me who am religious, I begin to give up the prayer and everything. I am so bad
that I go away from what I would like to be. It pisses me off ! Besides my psychotherapist
encourages me in this way I do not know if it is a good thing, to lose the faith, to question
everything.
Finally, via my blog, a guy sent me that Ive tried several coaches and youre the best. Your
blog is awesome. They all are big headed. Their stuff is just marketing. They are not honest.
This is just the basics. Im not at all impressed. They dont like if youre not bad. They dont
know how to listen to you. They have lost themselves in the game, but not you. Their ego lost
them. Its my truth. They just want money. The coachings are not really personalized : 5
people by session pff. Im glad youre there.
May the God of the Game be with us !
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The dark side of the game
December 13 2014,
I am full of hate!
I do not know if you can even imagine how much hate I feel for Padawan!
After my last FR that criticized a little him, Padawan was upset. So what did he do? He
copied and sent it to the chicks we both know in common.
Several came talked to me, angry, saying that I was calling them poor pussy or I do not
know what. And they hold me to account. So: did they go to shit for not much or did he
change the words in my FR before sending it in order to be sure to offend them? We will
never know but I highly suspect it. In any case, its a shame : When youre the wingman of
someone, you cannot do things like that as soon as someone question you. Should be a little
more humble. And I will follow this example myself in the future.
His justification From the moment you talk about me I do not see what is the problem. So
shut up, cordially
Trust is broken down.
I have always said good things about Padawan and hidden his defects in my FR so that
today: he is too much big-headd. When a girl does not want him (often) she is an idiot who
does not understand life even though she was great before, when he still thought he could fuck
her. Im a guy who always tries to speak positively about others, never on their back, but it
brings me that crap. Why ???
So Ill unpack my bag. To purge myself. It will do me some good, especially since he is not
for nothing in my depression. He contaminated me with his conspiracy theories and social
phobias. Finally, this is what I think. I will develop. I will especially try to stay lucid and to
consider his arguments too. Maybe he was right, and Im really more stupid than I think I am,
after all. In any case it is impossible for me to be white as sperm snow.
Small portrait of Padawan:
Padawan is a guy who claims to be officially misanthropist. He hates people. He does not talk
to anyone but always his same 3 or 4 friends geeks. Personally, he moved me away from all
my other friends because he convinced me that they were not disreputable just because they
drank alcohol and/or smoke. I was stupid enough to listen to him
All those who do not eat organic and do not do 2 hours of sport per day are pussies, he said.
Indeed, it is necessary to be ready to survive when we will have the revolution in France thus
he train to fast for weeks and everything! His delirium is the army, but he will not join. He
loves authority, discipline, intransigence. But just when he is one who commands.
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His communication skills are close to zero: since high school people find him weird, nobody
likes him. Except me, who always gives a chance to everyone. That is objective to say that he
is rigid and full of principles. He denigrates anyone and I realize that I started to do the same,
which does not make me very happy.
His deep belief is that you can not succeed if you are not Jewish. All those who succeed are
Jewish or have converted. It is for this reason that he tries nothing to succeed in life.
According to him, Jews govern us, use us and if we enter the system (by working) we are
working for them so its not worth it.
Their goal ? They can buy a spaceship and leave us when the Earth will be destroyed by
pollution (its true that he told me that). He is hyper racist and drinks the words of Dieudonn.
Oh sorry, I forgot, theres not only Jews that use us. Theres also pedophiles who govern us.
They are either Jews or pedophiles those who have the power and they sacrifice children in
rituals and cops stifle business. His evidence: theres evidence on Youtube! In fact, if I
understood well everything, there are even sects (like Franc-massons or Illuminatis) that
govern people who have the power who would be only pawns and oblige them to do what
they want. Everybody lies to us!
Those in power want us to die, they hate us, they put poison in the food so that we all become
sterile! Once I had invited him in a evening pancakes at my home, he had come but had eaten
nothing and had explained to everybody that it was some shit. A few weeks later he had a date
and invited a girl in at a pancakes-shop. Look for the error!
He is super preachy: for example, if youre sick its necessarily because 2 years ago you drank
alcohol (he told me that it was the cause of my depression) or because you took some
Roaccutane (he took some too). There is always a New Age explanation to make you guilty to
everything !
Everything can be explained by what he calls lifestyle . I realized later that this is a way for
people who fear death to go away from it intellectually. I cannot die because I go in for
sports and eat organic food. At the beginning it is good because you progress but after it is
TOO MUCH, he has no limit, and you explode because he is never satisfied nor encouraging
and absolutely not teacher (ex: to motivate you he calls you pussy it is never good enough for
him). Roughly, he feels good in a domain thus takes advantage of it to criticize everybody
As soon as he sees a guy an actor or whoever topless who has a hotter body than him he
claims that he necessarily takes products. And the only sport which is good it is the tae kwon
do all the rest is fatal.
Besides that, he is inhabited by Hate. He calls people big bacons , or shit bags profiteers
and asks the RSA. He spends his days on his computer or on his guitar. He so much has
nothing to do nothing that he recognizes in bars the girls who are on Adopt even if he did not
speak to them. He just goes out at night to do push-up in the park. And if you do not go
with him, youre a pussy gay . He hates the fat but that doesnt prevented him from
banging one. He hates the smokers, claims that they have the pussy dry and that he can see the
difference, but that does not prevent him from dipping his dick there!
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Doctors cannot be trusted, do not respect them. To cure : you just eat organic and play sports.
The doctors even want you to be sick to be paid. They have contracts with labs and prescribe
you meds that you do not need even if they hurt you just to earn commissions.
He sees the worst in the human beings. Once he decided to drive a girl met on Adopt, he
found that it was too easy to pick her up in his car, then he freaked out that that is an ambush
by procurers. Just writing all that, it drives me crazy! How to live with such beliefs? I
understand that I became depressed.
I think he was traumatized because he was lonely when young (a Gothic in a high school full
of gold coins). And also by the fact that his mother left his father to start a new life away.
Only to say that the metal is the only good music because it delivers a message not
commercial and that all the rest it is necessarily some shit, it is not very normal.
Well, I probably forgot some stuff but I think he had enough.
Before finishing, one last anecdote that describes well the character: we had gone in a
medicine party, he had paid the entry 10then had gone off the deep end and did not want to
approach so he sat on a bench in the entrance of the club and had spent the whole evening
alone on his phone there. On our way back: crisis of nerve, never again party like that, I
dont want to kiss alcoholics, that does not interest me, etc. The next week he wanted to go
back there with me in the eparty, I confronted him, he admitted that he has some approach
anxiety. OK
The last conversation with Padawan (commented):
Padawan: I personally will stop to write some FR its useless its to seek recognition to
what end? To become like Soral ?
Comment: 1) he did not write much FR anyway since he did not fuck since I dont go out
with him 2) like that at least he is sure that I cannot do the same thing and poke all his
targets. While playing the good guy who is above that.
Cyprineman: you got a conscience crisis or what? it vexes you we can get you back into
question? admit that you did something stupid and we forget it it personally disappointed
me a little then do not play the victim
Padawan: stop your techniques it works only on weak minds
Comment: Note that this is his great fear, being a weak mind. He criticizes everybody,
society and everything. Were all idiots. Besides that, he still lives with his father (he calls
him stupid just because he drinks Coke) while he has his chemistry bac+3 degree and
stopped his studies 2 years ago. He has no job, postulates nowhere and ask the RSA but
calls everyone parasites.
Cyprineman: noone can tell you anything that is a problem
Padawan: the one who cries it is you huh
Cyprineman: normal well we should let you do everything and never tell you anything
Padawan: I did not do anything and you know it very well its your ego that is talking
Cyprineman: yesssssssss thats why you did it in secret while usually you send me message
during 48 every time you talk to a girl I get a pad on Facebook or by SMS
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Padawan: I do not owe you an account

Cyprineman: yeah well then just when you send pokes, lock chicks I have not fucked and
youve not read like my FR about her before like that youll really owe me nothing why
you do not want to admit that you abused?
Padawan : but it is you who assume that I owe you something it is the comeback of the
paranoid lol I told you these manipulation techniques do not work
Comment: I still have not understood why he says I was using special manipulation
techniques there. And he calls me paranoid (maybe I am a bit with everytime I have been
taken for a fool in my life) but I feel he is as much or more than me.
Cyprineman : I am not manipulating, I ask you a question and youre avoiding
Padawan: wrong! you ask a question with a statement inside its called manipulation
Cyprineman: I see that youre an incredible bad faith
Comment: maybe I manipulate but I did not notice it even by rereading several times. You
will say that this FR is a manipulation in itself but I put the full conversation so I hope I
will remain objective although of course I spend all this through the filter of my rancor
(how can I do other way?)
Cyprineman: You pokes chicks I fucked knowing it well (it lasts for several years)
Padawan: so what?
Cyprineman: now its over the pokes of chicks when you know that I have fucked or Ill
believe you used me
Padawan: I used you absolutely not and I do what I want J
Comment: this, it means talk to my ass my head is sick.
Padawan: you expose yourself on the Internet by telling everything that is a bit naive
Cyprineman I know all your sex stories and Ive never do something in your back not even
just poking a girl you targeted
Padawan: nothing prevented you from that
Cyprineman: you are hypocritical
Comment: it is a little easier for him to say that no? The rules and respect are just for
others and we are stupid if we fold it to live in community?
Padawan: So ok if you have a girl in your friend list she is locked
Cyprineman: nevermind
Comment: there it is a rhetorical technique where you push the argument of you
interlocutor to the extreme in order to make it absurd. And I am the one who uses
techniques of manipulation??
Padawan: ok but I will still poke in your friends list;)
Cyprineman: because youre a selfish to whom we can say nothing then
Padawan: yes yes I am a big selfish thats true thats why I made logos & videos for you and I
defended you in the street
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Comment: for logos and videos remind he uses on his website as ad to sell his designer
services (nobody actually buys because he has not the slightest degree). About having
defended me in the street two years ago thank you but remember that if he was not there
I would not have sat down on the floor in front of my home with him until 5am and none of
this would have happened (and I would not have post-traumatic stress). And he defended
himself too.
Cyprineman: You have both disappointed me (him and The metallers who is his best friend)
in quick succession and I am willing to move on if you stop systematically trying to pick up
the chicks I fucked
Padawan: I say nothing anymore
Cyprineman: normal there, it destabilizes you a little then you do not answer anymore Mr.
Padawan is always right
Padawan: it does not work your techniques of pussy
Comment: of course, he did not say anything when short of arguments. It avoids saying
something stupid, btw.
Cyprineman: Im not happy about something that you did, what crime of lese majesty!
Always say amen when its Padawan
Padawan: youre not even able to understand when youre trolled or not
Cyprineman: and yeah Im too stupid and youre too smart
Padawan: oh yes
Comment: After they tell you it was some humor and you have understood nothing! Easy,
the exit door! After with the metallers, they believe to be superior intelligences, to be right
about everything, the others are just idiots who do not think for themselves. But ultimately,
are they sure to be so smart? One is unemployed, has intensified in high school and has
just a little license of chemistry. The other (who claims to be misanthrope too) does a thesis
of course but it lasts for 5 years I guess and he doesnt want to work alongside. They are
both intolerant and encourage mutually! With them it is everything or nothing eg before
they liked everything on my blog and made my advertising and everything then from the
day when I told them that I was fed up with their practices they stopped everything and
began to denigrate me by using what they adored before to criticize me.
Cyprineman: so much the better, unlike you, my goal is not to annoy you
Padawan: me neither your reaction is disproportionate! all that for a territory to prove
youre the biggest dick because weve been bullied when you were younger
Comment: There it is interesting because the long haired up to the ass Gothic that nobody
liked in high school and that no-one was talking to it was him.
Cyprineman: I must first find them and fuck them so you to feel the balls to game them rather
effectively
Padawan: I will signal that I do the same with others huh my rabbit
Cyprineman: other you kiss but who never call you back thats weird huh
Padawan: you know very well that it is statistically it happened three times because Im tired
of all this precisely
Cyprineman: statistics, they increase when aiming chicks I fucked
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Padawan: this is normal those chicks are open they were not frightened by the womanizer you
are
Cyprineman: they are open because I opened them yes, and because I put them in good
conditions the situation is unblocked
Padawan: youre like john or Soral you have a problem with your dick
Cyprineman: it makes me feel used and taken in traitor by a guy who said he is my friend
and when I tell him to change habits that bother me, he answers no
Padawan: if I had taken you in traitor I would not even have told you Id poked them
Cyprineman: yes, of course, youve vaguely told me three months after doing so when she
started to answer
Comment: the argument you got a problem with your cock. Its funny, I could get out
the opposite argument youre frustrated because you do not have sex. In any cases,
youre fucked with this logic.
Cyprineman: it is you who hate Jews, I hate noone eh
Padawan: not related but well Soral is a degenerate cock
Cyprineman: yes the link is Soral. Well I told you what bothers me, will you stop doing it?
Padawan: Because you wont speak to me about your conquests and youll keep anonyma
them how you do want that it happens again?
Cyprineman: its a shame that I have to get there
Comment: there he is pissed off because I did not tell him who is Red pants.
Padawan: Imagine you fuck a girl and I think thats the woman of my life I do not have the
right of poking her? and I have to live frustrated because I have to respect your territory?
Cyprineman: The banker, for example, she was the woman of your life? or youve tried to
pick her up to empty your balls?
Padawan: well I cannot know without having fucked them ;)
Cyprineman: ok this is you want to take me for a fool again
Padawan: stop making the child
Comment: yes, there he really takes me for a fool. I am up against a wall of bad faith.
Padawan: you know Im sometimes sentimental
Cyprineman: when it suits you yeah
Padawan: I signal you that I am like that and you have not managed to change me huh you
trained me (I did not say it was wrong)
Comment: now he pretends to be a too romantic guy who is a victim of my influence of
asshole. Meanwhile: it is not me who broke the arm of a girl in a party just because she had
upset me.
Padawan : but now we are having a discussion of girl
Comment: yeah, the guys fix it in the blood, it is well known.
Padawan: no woman is yours
Comment: yes, but I never said anything like that.
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Cyprineman: when you send profiles chicks youre trying to pick up on tinder, I should send a
poke everytime then
Padawan: If you want
Comment: it is easy to want to push myself to be as petty as him to be able to blame me
then.
Cyprineman: Im not like that if you do not understand that these practices are not correct
then this is serious
Padawan: a girl that you fucked will not have to choose while if neither of us did we both
occupies his mind and his time
Cyprineman: well then its me who does the job every time and you pick up after
Comment: I basically fight all the chicks fears about one night stands, I fuck them well so
that they will want to have other plans like this and he comes after me and picks. In return
for ten bitches he fucked thanks to me, he had to introduce myself to two in all and for all.
Its better than nothing but by doing so he hoped I fail! To prove that he had the biggest
dick precisely! I think that one of his main problem is the envy. The logic of the envy is we
are not jealous of a millionaire but of a buddy who won at the bingo, yes. Because at one
moment we felt on an equal footing . He has almost never wanted to open a book (nor
even a thing about the game) but because he began seeing frequently me he began to be
mad at me to be more successful than him. Its human !
Cyprineman: I am a wholesale pigeon
Padawan: well youre going to complain
Comment: if I got it, you can strip the money to a guy if he is rich. Robin Hood !
Padawan: ok stop youre sick continue EMDR I hope it will usefull
Cyprineman: Im treating myself at least
Comment: it was not only to have the last word that I said it, I really think he has a big
problem. Maybe even worse than me because he is completely in denial.
Padawan: I expected that
Cyprineman: I ask you not much
Padawan: no youre doing it alone so handle your shit
Comment: there he is offended. I had touched a nerve.
Cyprineman: lol you reject me for girls it is serious dude
Padawan: you tell yourself that you are strong then fend for yourself
Cyprineman: it is a pity that you dont want to do any effort on it I do not understand why you
do it
Padawan: sorry I do not want to live again what I lived with L**** and with now a friend,
this time I will preserve myself good luck
Comment: L**** is a girl who was raped and then twisted on antidepressants (his version).
L**** is his first girlfriend who cheated on him with a black junkie who then told him she
was raped (version of the metallers). In all cases, he recently fucked her again. So well
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Cyprineman: life again what? a friend ? you have a strange concept of friendship
Padawan: shut up now
Comment: I have not understood or is message is unclear?
Cyprineman: I say we forget everything but in the future we do not make the same mistakes
and youre telling me no, I have to live it how?
Padawan: you tire me know that if you do anything to hurt me I will destroy your reputation
Cyprineman: and then you threaten me to send files?
Padawan: it is a setting not a threat youre crazy thats why Im tired
Cyprineman: oh well Im a freak?
Padawan: I exaggerate but you understand very well take care of yourself or I do not want to
hear from you again
Cyprineman: have you understand that it is you who say no to everything ?
Padawan : youre hurt and I cannot stand your moods
Cyprineman: there I suggest you not sharing chicks anymore for a healthy friendship
Padawan: I already told you that the problem was not there you think superior you can do
anything while pouring in rancor and hatred.
Comment: Of course yes the problem is there. This reaction shows it well.
Padawan: Ive already explained
Cyprineman: well explain me again and this time Im listening
Padawan: its been months that I tell you even before Stephane told you you have to stop
with your dick and this desire that eats you! theres only women who push you in life you get
up you mess lives you eat to have a seduction harem you do not even fuck and when someone
comes and take a woman you are not able to handle this so well stop here you are locked in
your bubble of seduction and all that crap (I say bullshit in the sense that it is not healthy not
in the sense that it does not work)
Comment: it is totally wrong that. It is not me who get up at 1pm then spend my afternoons
on the blog of Soral and Youtube to watch videos of shit then sport during 2h at 7pm then
go back on the computer up to 5am. What I mean is that I have other things in my life, me.
While there he will tell me he has sport and music. Sport maybe but it is his religion he goes
too far with that its a problem and he could not do the same if he had a life outside. And
the music, if you think one day live thanks to ii (or if you wait for it to happen before
leaving your father) you put your finger in the eye up to the elbow.
Cyprineman: well why? I told you: we move on and we do otherwise
Padawan: we will see in some time maybe
Cyprineman: I cannot do more, if you tell me no you reject me and that its just excuses
Padawan: theres no we will another way thing because it will always be there
Cyprineman: the problem is that I have a depression and I try to get out without the meds
you sermon without pills but you like the metallers who takes whole tubes of anxiolytic
it is less boring
Padawan: No I never wanted him to take medication
Cyprineman: yeah well he took and thats why he is bearable if not he would be in the same
condition even worse than me
Padawan: not necessarily
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Comment: the metallers hes a guy who claps crises alone where he bangs head against the
wall, where he insults people on FB, etc. In 2013 he told me that his (single) ex had
complained against him for harassment. He said she was a bitch who exaggerated. Now as
soon as a girl is interested in him a little bit, it ends she complains of being harassed. And
he always denies! I think he does not even realize ! Before, I believed him, until he starts
acting like that with me. That day, I understood so yeah, I think it does him good to take
antidepressants. Moreover, the metallers one day started to flirt with a girl that me and
Padawan had gang-banged. Miraculously he managed to fuck her (once will not hurt I
still do not understand how or why) and there Padawan felt as bad as me but he made the
fake-ass and did nothing and said him nothing. It is me who had a heaache with him.
Padawan did not support me, just in the shadows. Maybe he was playing a double game, on
reflection, thats really courageous!
Cyprineman: so youve got principles but apparently your comfort always comes first
Padawan: every case is unique
Cyprineman: you reject me because of my depression
Padawan: you want me to all with you
Comment: people, it is often that. Full of principles! But when they have to realize they
rarely follow their principles. Thats why the French have followed the Nazis while been
able to look in the mirror again after.
Cyprineman: I hope youll step back and understand how unfair youre and youll not be too
proud to come back to me
Padawan: nothing to do with that Ill just wait that youll feel better
Comment: So, basically, were friends but just when Im not sick. What a little
motherfucker! After that I removed him from my Facebook. And I do not regret. I do not
want to hurt him but I do not miss him. I prefer to leave him in his world and coming back
in real life.
Thereafter, for him?
Now that I will not be there to bring him chicks, what he will do? Going on an online app
(ease), take the first coming and to couple with her.
Then call her pussy force her to play sports, play the romantic while he is dying to fuck
others, to eat organic, only fruits and vegetables, talk to her about his theories about plot,
denigrating everything and everyone (especially me I guess), fuck her without condoms
because he cannot have AIDS because he makes sport and eat organic (yes he told me that).
You understand, his immune system is at his top!
Shell piss him off, he will call her idiot but wont tell her. He will stay with her a few months
while it no longer works because a girl with me should be treated like a princess. Then
theyll break up because she will understand that this guy does more bad than good although
at first it can give good advice on the lifestyle, he is way too extreme.
Well, pff. Especially the guy still said a few months that he would not go in a serious
relationship with a girl he barely knows, especially if she is not blonde, tall and Nordic. Lately
he had a date with a girl but fantasized about her sister, true story.
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Completely incoherent, this guy. He said that life was better anywhere else but here. But he
never did anything to move. He prefers to remain inactive and lament. And above all,
criticizing those who do things.
The positive: I fucked a girl in my car.
I found on Tinder a girl who I was just talking to in high school. We said hello, I made her
jokes (I was a clown before) but thats it. She was cute.
I had not said to her that I recognized her at first (we lost touch after high school) but I told
her after sex. Like what, it is never too late to fuck a girl but its not a reason to procrastinate.
Online game very classic : I did her the routine questions, one of the most powerful
techniques I know and that I give for not much money considering its power in my ebook
about seduction online.
When asked about her fantasies, she replied I want to make love in a car. I have proposed
to carry it out, she played the holy hypocrite but I played the game : the one who reassured
her and everything.
We finally went for a drive and I fucked her on my back seat. Not without tachycardia.
Otherwise, the English I mentioned last time, its case closed too. But Im too excited to
further develop.
See you later.
I leave you with Padawans last FR full of bad faith (3 November 2014):
Yesterday I was on a mission with a pole dancer. I must say that I did not really like her face
in the different pictures she had put online but her little body looked firm so I went there!
Place Richelme at 21:15. I finally went on the fountain of the Town Hall Square in the
meantime because I was ahead. I must admit I was stressed to death! And what if she is
ugly! Ill have to bear the whole evening I said to myself well my stress has vanished
when she arrived. A small blue-eyed brunette pretty class, very very fine and full of good
energy! We begin to look for a bar while chatting: it was a misery because it was a Sunday
and also because there was a match of the OM (Mongolian Olympic). I let you imagine the
atmosphere in the bars We ended up at the mansion. There were not many people. Its been
a while since I had not gone there.
She takes a mojito and me a virgin mojito ying and yang I said. She then tells me she
has just been hypnotized by a guy in a show. So I took the opportunity to say some bullshit. I
was a little less relaxed when a band came just next to us to watch the game! Her, she does
not care and tells me that she has a difficult past, she saw a guy dying at Les Prcheurs in her
arms because of a ball. Outch! I also told the aggression of last year We talk a lot about
sport and that, it makes me happy
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The manor then locks so we go onto a bench at Les Cardeurs, she is cold, so I let my hands
wander on her back, her thighs. Then we each meet a friend, what reduces the voltage but I
manage to raise the temperature quickly. His friend also confused me with her ex! Yes he
had a square face and blue eyes like you! He was handsome and I answer I know I am
handsome with the appropriate subtext what makes her blush. Despite my heat, she wants to
go in her car. She wanted to go but did not want it to end up there :) She wants to drop me
right next to my car, so we leave direction Les Prcheurs (the place she wants to avoid).
Once there we talk again about hypnosis: she shows me videos its pretty crazy, I would like
to understand how it works, even to game with! People fall asleep and cannot do anything
She said she is very tired (because of hypnosis and probably alcohol), I took her several times
in my arms and she comes next to me to fall asleep then wakes up. At that time, she drools a
little I had already submitted her by the look so I did it again, go deep in my seat. At a
moment she started talking I had an impulse, I grabbed her neck and I kissed her. She likes it
and so do I, a little shy but very sweet tongue. I shortened it all and quickly went out of her
car, as if I was running away. With a kiss I feel better, lets go to sleep, she nods when I
get into my car she looks at me still quite upset and happy.
In short, a nice evening! On the other hand, I wonder if she will send me a message seen
what happened with the last two ones, I do not know what block my game right now. Its
strange but I do not feel it, one more time! I forgot to say that throughout the evening, a guy
she had seen on Friday (met on Tinder) kept harassing her unbelievable Im glad to
have realized the use of the subtext too. I thought about that all evening and I have to say it
helped me a lot with the intonation of my voice its a formidable weapon! Ill use it all the
time J
Next night out, Tuesday or Wednesday, it depends on my favorite wingman!
The comments :
My answer: if you do not feel it, its a good sign because last time you felt it haha!
the subtext its a weapon of Cajun, youll discover in my translation coming out soon
His answer: Well after I got anxious because Im afraid that it is repeating. An idea of why
and how the blocking point?
My answer: You lecture them too much (and you brag and you clear off as a thief)
His answer: But yesterday I calmed down: p and I did it before it had not prevented me
from going further several times!
My answer: youve maybe missed some pretty butts anyway
His answer: Maybe and you influence me, me too I want 100% :p (1date = 1FC) maybe
this is why I am not satisfied. One year and a half ago, it was so awesome for me to kiss a girl
this way Well she did not send the message, I did send one but I knew she was not going to
answer. After all, I dont give a fuck, shes cute but not much : p
May the God of Game gives us all a penis AND a vagina. It will be easier!
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6 months of analysis
January 31st, 2015,

I had a great Christmas holiday. My fears have even let me alone for one week: I thought it
was over because I had got my exam, then they came back even stronger. I saw The Girl of
the Body Painting: her trip during one year in Australia as a stripper has clearly changed her.
She sucks even better than before. She brought her A-game with one of her work clothes!
New Year even with Virginie and her friends. It was cool. A girl even wanted to make out
with me (she wanted to sit down on my knees) because I had said for fun that Vivie was my
little sister. What a misunderstanding! I met quite a lot of people there and had fun playing the
mentalist: I memorized 32 first names!Among my 2015 resolutions, I decided to take myself
in charge and I bought a dozen books about stress, present now, anxiety attacks, meditation,
Buddhism, intellectual self-defense, etc. I will give you news if it pays! After all, if I was able
to learn seduction I should be able to learn inner calm. Well, in theory
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As shows it above my introspection (income of six months of analysis that I decided to stop
because its too expensive and because the guy tells me every week that maybe in 15 days I
will be cured I smell a scam.) Then he tells me nothing new anymore for a while, always
the same advice : moving away from everything I know to do my mourning. Oh yes,
something new last time : he told me that his therapy had lasted 13 years. Sorry but I wanna
do other things in my life !!!
My mom
My mother made me pretty late, around 40, she said it was a risky pregnancy: she cured and
did everything so that I am not malformed. I was born in the anxiety.
My mother has always been a very stressed person, very anxious, under antidepressants by
periods for as long as I remember. When I was a baby, she was hysterical. I think she even
scared me a little. With my father, they often quarreled. One day I told my mother that if he
decided to leave, I would go with my father. She put me a slap.
My mother likes to complain. She likes to pretend she is a broom wagon, or a maid. To say
that I give her too much work. She makes me feel guilty by saying that I am very messy, that I
give her a lot of work, that I make no effort, etc.
Besides that, she often told me that I am her reason for living, that without me she would have
left my father already, etc. That if something happened to me she would commit suicide.
She made so that I think she needs me. For example, she hardly knows how to turn on the
Freebox and every time there is something like that to do she calls me and ask me to do it (she
doesnt wanna learn). She also likes to watch series, and when it does not interest me, she
asks me to come, or pretends it is hilarious or comment out loud to attract me.
I know she has a fear of abandonment too, because of her boyfriend soldier who died when
she was young. Maybe she transmitted it to me.
In her way of speaking in general, she likes to exaggerate. To play tragedy. She loves
rhetorical turns of phrase. She likes to say that it is a disaster or stuff like when its
nothing in fact. Sometimes she freaks out and calls the police just because the neighbor has
not closed the trash down the path.
In some ways, it can be said that it is overprotective. Like put a skin knit or you will be sick,
take an umbrella, eat or youll fall from starvation.
She likes to scream, shrill cries. After everything, even after the dog, especially in front of
people, to show them her authority on her animals, her husband and son. And in front of
people, when my father and I made something, she sometimes says that it is she who has
made it. Sometimes Im here and shes talking about me using the 3rd person, it annoys me.
My father
My father is a very nice man. When I did something wrong, he did not scold me. My father
always sacrifices for others. Or at least he has for policy to always piss off himself as
possible to please others. The best example of that is with food, he never finishes the dishes.
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And if he is asked to finish it, he cut it in two little parts to leave some for we dont know
who. He says its because he comes from a large family and so he was not allowed to eat
everything. In fact, I do not think its related, I think this is a saving sense. He is always
looking to economize 3 cents even if it costs him more efforts.
My father also has the habit to do soft shots. Which comes to my mind right now is the
example of cigarette. Ive never been able to make him stop. Sometimes he swore on the holy
bible that he was no longer smoking, but when I went out at night, I saw him smoking.
Caught in the act, he took me for a fool hi I was just feeding the dog. I often cannot
believe what he says. My mother lies to me too, but more rarely. That the reason why I hate
the lies so much!
From what I know, my father is traumatized. He hates talking on the phone, he never calls
anyone except my grandmother and my brother for whom he makes an effort every day at the
same hour. He was getting beat up as a kid on the way to school, because the older who
did not like his brother thought it was easier to attack him. So he does not like to go out, has
no dress sense and does not like people . I also would tend to be a little bit wild if I let
myself go and me too I do not like the phone.
If I understand, before I was conceived, my father was depressed. He was persuaded to have a
rare disease. It must be said that his father had Alzheimers (I did not meet him) and he speaks
often about it, afraid to have it in his turn one day. Me too Im afraid to have it later.
Moreover, even today, when he is sick, he always exaggerates the thing. When he has a
sciatica, he sees himself handicapped for life. Every year when he makes his exams, he is
convinced he has cancer or something like that and sometimes it is me who must go and open
the envelope with the analysis. Heavy heredity! To go out of it I really have to work on
myself at the risk of passing it to my children!
My father is the one who makes me feel guilty when Im happy. For example even when it is
me who make a cake, he always cut small parts. And if my mother and I decided to take some
more, he says it is abused and everything. Then he will secretly eat Petit Lu. Similarly, when I
get up late, he sometimes says to me you are the shame of the family on the tone of
humor, certainly, but well. He says the same thing about himself too when it happens to him.
When I was a kid, my mother rather called me Princess Pea. So ridiculous !
The difference between my father and my mother is : my mother tends to yell at the vendors,
when my father would accept stuff very borderlines to dont get noticed. In some ways,
the roles of the parents were reversed at my home.
I remember an anecdote about my father. He had a stomach ache for several days but did not
go to the doctor. Us, with my mother, we thought it was nothing, we went to Plan de
Campagne. When we came back, we learned that he had taken his car and was at the hospital
(had stop on the side of the road to vomit). He had peritonitis. He had surgery the next day.
Thats why I am so wary of small symptoms.
My paternal aunt
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The little sister of my father was raped when they were young, but nobody has ever done
anything against those who did this. She has gradually become depressed, etc. We saw her
during summer with my brother when we went in the North to visit my grandmother. Last
time we saw her, she was in a crisis, and we laughed at her kindly. My brother loves to make
fun of people and I love to laugh with him. But he is still a bit naughty and its really
borderline.
One day in February, the phone rang, my father sat down and said my sister no longer
exists (those words are strong). I was 19. It happened right after the death of my grandfather.
We still must today lie to my grandmother and tell her that her daughter died in her sleep at
the pharmacy killed by a ruptured aneurysm while she threw herself under the subway for
to protect her. I maybe feel guilty for that. For this family secret. Which is not one anymore.
My maternal grandfather
My maternal grandfather was in the war. I was always told that I was his favorite this
might be the case. We were very close but I feel like lazy compared with him. : He had two
jobs and made his family with the sweat of his brow. I do not know if I could prove myself
worthy of it.
It seems he was very handsome, strong, fair and a randy bugger. My father, too, it seems that
he was very beautiful and had quite a lot of success. It put very high the sex side bar for me.
My grandfather had three bypasses. Apparently he said he thought never seeing me coming in
high school. Finally, when he died, I was 18 and he was 94.
When I was younger, I often took care of him. For example, when my grandmother was sick,
I went sleeping at their place, in case something would happen during the night.
One morning, we received a phone call, grandpa had a stroke that had lasted more than seven
hours until the nurse finds him in the morning and calls the fire department. He survived. This
image of fire brigades marked me then when they came for me during my 1st anxiety attack,
it was really stressful.
Ive often been told me that I looked like him. There may have been a transfer process. When
I saw my panic attacks, I often who will save me or how to call for help, it might be related to
that
Once we wanted to go on a trip with my parents (I have traveled with my parents when I was
young and now it is a pain in the ass for me to go with them because its always 3 or 4
museums per day we come back a lot more tired than we left) and we did not left because
at the last moment: he was ill. We had to cancel everything. I was not so displeased. Its
disgusting to say that. I was just a kid.
After the death of his wife (my grandmother), we could have taken him home with us a few
months. But because the sister of my mother refused to take him home two weeks a month,
my mother decided that it was not fair that she takes him all the time.
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Then he went into a nursing home he hated and told us that if he had to stay there, he would
run away. He died two months later killed by a pneumonia. We always suspected he was out
running away when he caught a cold. In addition, he was a little unbearable even if he tried
hard to dont, and I have often told my mother to comfort her a little some nasty stuff like
when he will be gone, it will be quieter. I was wrong. I think Im guilty for that.
When he died, I did not have the courage to say goodbye the day before. We knew he wont
be long but I had use the excuse that I was sick but I think it was rather cowardice. I do not
remember very well why. Everyone visited him, except me, who was nevertheless his
favorite. I think I never accepted his departure.
Another interesting detail: my grandmother, his wife, was a brunette with green eyes and
thats the kind of girl that attracts me the most. Unlike for the death of my grandmother when
I was 17, when it was the turn of my grandfather, I did not cry. I have shown myself strong.
My mother had collapsed and I took care of her, I comforted her, etc. In this sense, I think I
was a child therapist. I have the example of my father, who goes to a great deal of trouble for
his mother, and my mother did the same with his parents, I had those examples.
Six months after the death of my grandfather, my father had palpitations when we were
walking on a mountain in Ardche, with my brother. I have also had some the next day. These
small panic attacks lasted a few weeks but stopped just before the next school year. Finally
my father has nothing: it was apparently just the stress. He still now has a small medicine
which removes his palpitations.
I must say that my father has much to be stressed: my maternal grandmother, 96 years, insults
and blames him regularly. She lives alone in the North of France but never wanted to come
living with us in the South. She is stubborn and wants to stay there and she wants us to go
living with her. Sometimes she called us for help, saying that she will die, or that she has been
poisoned. She is paranoiac !
Since I am speaking about the doctors, the one of my maternal grandmother was not able to
diagnose her liver cancer and she died. The last thing she said to me before dying is you are
beautiful . Like my grandfather, I managed to be the last one to give her a kiss on the
forehead in his coffin. The difference is that at her funeral, I was able to talk and cry. I
wonder if that was the difference between these two deaths is not, in fact, that I did not mourn
my grandfather at the good moment.
One of only films in front of which I cried, it is one this grandmother gave me, White Fang.
When the wolf dies at the end. Animal death touches me more than death of human unknown.
My family is torn from all sides
The sister of my mother has two son. One day the family was broken : she tried to stab my
mother. One day my aunt and my grandfather quarrelled, I was alone with him, I wanted to
intervene she struck me. He freaked out and I believed well that he was going to die. I
returned him at home, made him sit, drink, etc. but I was not reassured
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My cousins, uncle and godfather and godmother have started to hate me for no reason and I
never saw them again after the death of my grandfather. Besides, they did not even come to
the funeral meal. My mother thinks that her sister has never accepted the fact that I exist
because it took away half the inheritance from her child. Besides, she tried to scam my mother
inheritance, with a huge premeditate skullduggery. She broke all ties with all the rest of the
family!
With my (half) brother, it has not always been easy. When I was young I did not like when he
babysat me. I remember once having locked myself in the bathroom with strawberries. He
enjoyed to yell at me. Then, while growing up, he told me that I will be his old bat and
we will never dispute like my mother and sister or my father and brother (at one time there
were tensions between them too). Since last year, my brother becomes aggressive with me.
Since Christmas for sure: he too rejects me and hates me. He has even thrown a salmon
sandwich in my mouth. Basically he has always been jealous of me I think because my father
left his mother for mine. Since I hate the treasons and the hypocrites!
I tried to save him: his fat ugly and dumb woman, his threesome with his stepmother, his 3
packs of cigarettes a day, of his 3 daily drinking glasses, etc. He is fat and badly dressed up
and everything. And proud of being an asshole !
But I think that if it was me who was really sick, he would be very pleased: to show that he is
right and everything. I know it would be unfair because Im young and have a kind of healthy
body but Im afraid of this very injustice. I think precisely that because it is unfair it could
happen to me.
I feel like I bother. Like a lot of people would be happy that I did not exist. I have difficulty
with that. As if I did not deserve my place or if like I have to please everyone. On my blog
too, there are plenty of envious who would like to prove to me that they are right and that Im
wrong at any cost.
This summer while I was at the very worst, my mother called my brother who took advantage
of it to push me down. The next day she called back him to speak about something else like
her wife who smokes by being pregnant and he told her you made cures and everything and
nevertheless Fabrice is sick . Narrow-minded!
I just realize an uplifting thing : where my brother bought his house in ruins (I went to help
retype several half day), this is also where my grandfather died (home rehabilitation). Besides
my brother had stopped talking to me (I am a guy who will never do something of his like), to
my father (old who becomes useless) and to my mother (berserk he never loved) for two
months. He requested a loan of 10,000 to my parents who gave him and he ate with my
father and they fought. He took the money and disappeared from our lives. He told him he did
not want to see us anymore because we arrived at 11am on the day of his move instead of
10am. Furthermore he still talks to his cousins who were not even here. In brief, he has a big
problem since he had his kid. I do not understand why everybody hates me but I question
fuck!
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The last time we saw the baby, my brother locked himself in his bedroom. We did not see
him. His two bitches hardly showed us the baby. As soon as the he cries, my brother yells at
him, locks him in his room and slams the door. Poor thing, he will be traumatized later too.
He says he is manly . It was him who said he did not want any daughter just boys. This is
pathetic. He said in an aside to my father Fabrice will not be godfather without explaining.
He has never told me that but few months ago he was almost on his knees begged me to
accept. My parents, my brother, my cousins enjoyed making fun of me because I was the
youngest I did not know much.
Not able to keep friends of my age
When I was a kid, I was in primary school in Gardanne. I had some good friends and
everything. Thenafter, I had to start all over again to 0 because they all went in the private and
just me and another girl from my school went to the normal middle-school.
I was very unhappy, among riffraff and gothics, with my look of little well-behaved boy. I
was the nice guy who was discreet, makes no noise, etc. At the end those 4 years, I had never
kissed a girl and it tortured me. So I decided to change.
I was lucky : in high school, I also started from scratch since my parents realized that I was
not in my place in this environment they put me in Aix while I should have stayed in
Gardanne.
In high school, I decided to become the fun guy of the class. I took example on the guys
popular at the middle-school and I was different in high school. It allowed me among others
to mention the fact that I was the son of French teacher. This is what allowed me to integrate a
high school full of richs while I am from an average family.
It did not work much with the girls in first year this time so I asked my mother to give me a
makeover (I realize as I write these lines that at home Im still dressed in tracksuit too
oversized like before my makeover). I kissed my first chick at the age of 17, while of course
making her believe that I already had girlfriends before, and I slept with her the following
year for the first time in the bed of her parents. It was really bad and she did not let me finish
too frustrating for me, my youth. I had even made a fake anonymous account MSN to
speak to the hotties of the high school over whom I fantasized in secret.
All that to say that over time, all my friends are gone. I have not kept real ones. My two
closest childhood friends have lost their parents (one from a heart attack, another from
cancer). They moved after that. One of my college professors, father of a guy I know, too,
also died when I was young. Heart attack. I am surrounded by quick deaths.
In fact, if I decided to change in high school, it was because my mother was going to find out
that if I was not popular, I had no success with girls, etc. Already I was not the first in school
like her, I could not disappoint her by showing her that I was a loser. She told me that all the
time that I was cute and I could get all the girls at my feet later, etc.
Even today, I think I have only superficial friendships, and Im used to the fact people betray
me, disappoint me, use me or take me for a fool. Ive learned to always make efforts for
others, always giving, etc. but basically I am perhaps a pigeon. I think I am a rather intelligent
person but I think it is in part a problem.
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My girlfriends
These are often girls with problem. 2 were raped, one who struggles against her anorexia. I
think I have a superhero syndrome. I always reached out and helped the eccentrics even if I
also spoke with popular people.
When I sleep with girls, 2/3 per month on average for several years, I make them come before
my own pleasure. Its clear for me : I fuck as many chicks because I tell myself that I must
live fast, its still better than nothing its taken on life, and it will make so many people
remember me as a good thing after my death. In practice, some hate you after sleeping with
you even if they enjoyed like madwomen (because you do not want a couple).
When I started to believe I was going to die, I was 20 years old, I put in the fridge some of my
sperm and wrote a letter to my parents to tell them what to do with it. Today, I sometimes
think about donating sperm to be sure to have offspring. As if I had precious genes to
perpetuate. And since I am the only son of my mother
I think I also a white child sexuality and it made me suffer. Thats why I like it so much
today, even if it is sometimes unhealthy, banging some young girls from high school.
My relationship with work
I always heard my parents say that their work was painful (teachers). They were punctured.
They were doing the worst job in the world. They were too tired. That before it was good, but
now it had become hellish.
My father even told me once that it was normal that work pisses you off. You have to suffer a
lot in your life for the privilege to live happy moments.
If I chose to study a DSCG, I think its because it was a very difficult degree that few people
are able to have. Being chartered accountant is doctoral level, level 10 of education in France.
I still wanted to apply once the family motto is: When you do not know what to do, make
yourself suffer a maximum . In the second year of IUT, I made a really boring internship,
fact that should have immunized me against the public accounting profession.
My mother told me when I had the DCG Now if something happens you me I will be quiet,
you can make your life.
And now that I have the master, she said, and well now I am very worried, you have to find
you a job so I may be reassured. I will not be quiet before you are installed in life, etc.
She, she said she would never have done teacher, she would have been happier if she had
listened to her mother and had worked in the Bank of France. She says she was eligible for
ENA etc. Damn it puts super high the bar challenge!
My suicidal attitude
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Before my first big anxiety attack, I was drunk and I got in the car of a guy as drunk as me to
go home. I was scared and I think I wondered what my mother would think of me if we had
died and found myself intoxicated after an accident on the highway. For my defense, a weird
guy in my prom had given me a glass so that I have more fun and I had drunk it I think
that I was given drugs.
I often fucked chicks without condoms. I did not expect to get AIDS of course, I was even
afraid of it, but I think I put myself in the challenge. Challenge to earn to live or something
like that.
When I got mugged by four drug addicts, I thought I deserved it. I have not to hang out at
night and it was normal I was punished it was well done. I just lived it as a fatality.
Before the attack, I did a bad thing to a drug addict alcoholic boxer who also went out a lot in
Aix. For almost 2 years, I went out in the city, in the same places than him, anxious each time
to meet him I scanned everywhere. I think that deep down I wanted to make me hurt the
face. Or that God decides whether or not I deserve correction. Apparently not. Then I think I
have more or less fixed it since.
My addictions
For years I masturbated every day. Even when I fucked a girl before, or before I fucked a girl.
Now Im not daring anymore because I say to myself that maybe I will die of it and people
will find me killed me by a handjob death due to heart and it will a shame.
The sport. The same, I do not do it because anymore Im afraid of dying but otherwise I was
doing eight hours per week just a few months ago. One of our teachers had filmed us and I
was potted he had diffused that in front of the class they were all laughing out loud.
When I was a kid on the other hand, I was not much good in sport. In middle school, my main
teacher (sport) asked me what I wanted to do, I answered writer. I hated ACROGYM. It
seems that I was not strong and was very clumsy when I was young. Thats what I always
heard. My mother had even hired for me a personal sports teacher at a time.
Later in high school, I hated climbing. It frightened me. Although I had not really dizzy, I
made sure to make me deliver.
When I was young I assumed nothing. In the morning I enjoyed watching Pokemon but when
my parents went into the hallway, I zapped. I pretended to be trying to do anything else or
watch a cultural thing. There was other stuff like that I liked, that people of my age watched,
but my parents said it was bullshit . Just as I was hiding shamefully until late I had kissed a
girl, I hid for long I was still playing Pokemon (too ashamed). Okay now I dont play
anymore but well.
The hidden face of my parents
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Last night I spent the evening at home with Virginie (my girlfriend). My parents had gone to
dinner with friends. I had spent a good evening and I felt fairly well. We were lying on my
bed this morning around 11am, as we read on the computer. My mother came home around
noon, not since 5 minutes I heard already yelling after me in the hallway and slamming doors
as usual. After a moment, she completely broke down and went back to my room to yell at me
in front of my girlfriend in underwear. Jealous of her? Anyway, Im not someone who is a
victim of your nerves like when I was 5 years old !!! Its a shame !
Basically, she reproached me (shouting and ordering me not to interrupt because her argument
is flawless ) to have put some land yesterday by returning the machine (instead of
appreciating that I thought to return it). She asks me what I will do to fix it and remember
me that she is not my boy . I replied that I do not know, I will do what she wants and she
told me I should take vacuuming (my mother is obsessed with cleaning and storage).
What did she do immediately after ?! She goes into the living room and vacuuming
(preventing me from doing so). Its very clever on her part, she can continue to complain
about me: I find it really unfair. My father found it a little hard but does not tell her in person,
because otherwise I would take on the chin too, then he does the ostrich. He did the same with
his mother who is abhorrent to him but he continues to do a lot to please her. Its not very
alpha.
Finally here, a day that started well but is completely wasted when it was not yet noon. I
brought Virginie home and she told me that even when she argues with her mother, it is not
that huge. The thing is, there it was soft precisely because Virginie was here.
When I came back, my mother said, do you talk to me anymore?
No, useless you want to apologize
I want to excuse myself on the form but not in substance
Too bad so well talk when youll apologize completely
And then she leaves in hysterics to prove shes right. After she phones to her friends and
laugh by telling her wrong version of the events. I think Ive always learned to live in stress
Young yet, I heard a cart of the XVIIIth century at night or then steps in the corridor while
there was nobody it is strange!
Following that (the fight not the cart), we did not talk during two days.
When I was a kind, until the age of 10-11 years old, my mother was like that regularly. When
my father was trying to say something, he was attacked, so sometimes he complained but
gentle with me in the bathroom. One day, while my mother threatened for the umpteenth time
to leave my father because he was soft, deaf, and other-stuff-that-are-not-nice, I said I
would go to live with my father, and I took a slap. Other times, I tried to scream as loud as her
so she keeps quiet, but she began to cry and say I reminded her of her father who frightened
her when he shouted at her. In short she is victimizing, and my father flew to his aid against
me by saying that its a shame to make your mother cry.
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Finally, they never divorced, but she often told stories about how much she would have been
happier with this or that guy she had known in the past. She adds that the only thing she does
not regret in life is making me. It brings me a lot of pressure on my shoulders. Besides, I
remember hearing her saying that if one day something happened to me, her life would have
no meaning. This is too heavy a burden for me. I think my mother threw me a tremendous
sense of guilt, that prevents me from living selfishly for me because if I left, I would give up
on her.
She always had the gift to make me feel guilty. When I was young, I often hear I am not
your broom wagon or Im not your boy while collecting the laundry. Another example
of what she likes to do: she puts a laundry basket outside my door for me to range. 5 minutes
after, she comes back with a bang in my room complaining that I did not do it and starts doing
it all by saying that I would never do it and she left me a chance. With her, you always have to
do everything in the second and in her own way. It thus makes me a little dependent on her
anyway, at least in my head, because if I listen carefully without her I would live in filth, in a
mess, I would not even know me to eat properly (that is not true I lived alone in Aix until
recently). In general, she oversees everything I do, is pretty directing for my life and pushes
me to make the choices that she finds good (but not necessarily that she would have made for
her). Last year, I wanted to move in Lyon (and I still want) my mom said OK but I need
someone to come with me to look with you for a place where you feel good and you must of
course find a job before moving basically, it requires a detailed plan to let me go, which is
impossible to do from away and so it makes me unconsciously stay while giving her good
conscience saying she wants to see me leaving and my presence is a weigh.
My mother is very unfair in the sense that she will complain anyway. It is in bad faith when
she claims that if I had done this instead of that, she would not be upset the truth is that she
would upset anyway and for another reason as unjust as the first ones. Besides, I have often
heard when I retire, Ill finally be quiet, so I can travel. Its been three years since she is:
she left 1 time for five days. She supposedly expects my father to take initiatives but he is a
homebody/wild so when I was 15-16 its me who was doing the young company man as
she says: I went out to the shops or stuff like that with her. Her stupid expressions always put
me ill at ease as when she called me in front of people my lupette and then when I was
with a friend she said your boyfriend is Im not fucking gay! Rohlala its just a
figure of speech (and the next time she began as if I had said nothing). Oh yeah, and she never
apologize.
One day she came home from school as often berserk (I was in first year of middle school)
and I waited at home. She went in and started to say that I was a pain in her ass and I said
YES I FUCK YOU. There, she sent me to a shrink. In two sessions, he had solved the
problem . Basically, shut up and complies with all that said your mother, shes always
right. I still have this phrase that resonates in my head, for example when my brother bought
his house: my mother said it was a crap. I wondered why my brother persisted in buying this
house while my mother gives always good advice and is rarely wrong. Its my way of
thinking that is biased. And the fact that I always want to please her.
This summer, instead of admitting that I had a psychological problem (which would have
made my mother feel guilty for missing the education she had put a point of honor to give me
even when her friends said it was not right what she did because she wanted to do differently):
I preferred to go to the internal medicine hospital to look for what rare disease I could have.
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A theory that may be admissible on my anxiety attacks, I feel guilty for wanting to leave and
live for me. Maybe I psycho-somatic punishe myself wanting to get away from my mother
and live for myself, selfishly besides my mother often said guys are cowardly and
selfish. Help !!! Actually what I like about my girlfriend is that she is sweet, HER. Although
in some ways she looks like my mother (little brunette nerd).
Should I admit once and for all that my mother is bi-polar? My mother does not feel crazy
because she sees a psychiatrist who told her she was in normal and that it is the others who are
crazy. For example, once she was not promoted so she yelled at chief and his psychiatrist told
her that it was a good idea. With that said, she will never admit she yells. She says she
speaks loudly. Me, it traumatized me.
Once a womans voice is rising now it drives me crazy I feel like I want to insult her.
Maybe my (half) brother leaves us by saying that I am as crazy like my mother and its
unhealthy to keep in touch with me. And maybe hes right. I do not know
If I observe how my mother was with her parents and how my father is with his mother, they
made crates for their parents to be happy and especially NOT TO FEEL GUILTY WHEN
THEY WILL BE DEAD. So I anchored myself this model to crush me and put their welfare
before mine. Is it their death which I dread in fact?
My mother is full of latent aggression and I cannot answer anything if I go stronger than her
my father intervenes, if I do not face her she wins and arguing is impossible because of her
bad faith . Perhaps my anxiety attacks are a kind of protection that I have tried and I cannot
get rid of. For example, this summer, I was very ill and she had gone to a lunch with her
friends: I had to make room for the evening. She returned at 8pm and told me that my rice
was overcooked (just a little actually) and so I missed her respect by giving her the block for
dog food. Basically, even when Im sad, shes selfishly likely to use me as a punching bag
even if it gives me a panic attack me, it looks like she does not care.
Which brings me to a final thought. I plunged a little depressed after I failed the examination
at the end of 2013 and came back gradually living with my parents. I slowly handed in her
cut, which may explain my current state. But why was I drawn to the house then? And why is
this one the only place where I feel almost safe? Also, this failure has made her insane and she
sent lots of letters (even to the President of the republic in secret) and lots of other people, she
yelled at the Ministry maybe I blamed myself for having failed and seen her in this state
because of me hurt me. What might once again sticking with my guilt.
We can look super complicated stuff like the fact that my aunt committed suicide and I have
to lie to my grandmother or like the fact that my grandfather died in a nursing home when I
could have insisted so we keep him at home. Or maybe my problem is that I cannot detach
myself from my mother, simply? Not enough confidence in myself. Even in Aix I am under
her influence (her apartment belong to her). Strange thing (by making an analysis we find
weird things) the former landlord was called like my grandfather and I still received mails in
the name of Mister Martin.
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If I was totally objective, I should blame her for that. But on the other hand, she is herself a
victim of something and I just cannot help her to get by. These panic attacks may be a
handicap for me but they give me an excuse to do not leave home. But its over, the bullshit. I
think Ill jump without parachute and go away to test this theory. If it does not work, I do not
know what else I will do life has become very hard for me.
I feel like I have tried everything except antidepressants. So Ill take some if I have not
enough energy to do without. In addition to what I mentioned earlier, I also tried:
Ericksonian hypnosis (to try to force the mourning of my grandfather but I just cried like a
fountain)
During hypnosis I saw myself s a kid in a prison which door was open but I stayed there
looking out through the bars of the window
Different schemes: no gluten free, dairy no dairy products, etc (even a mono-diet of
bananas)
Yoga, tai-chi, qi-gong
But my condition is getting worse. Since I saw Supercondriaque, and the guy dies quickly of
a stroke, Im afraid of myocardial AND attack (I should lodge a complaint against Dany
Boon). So when things are not good I have a new dirty habit : I force myself to smile to see if
everything works (you cannot smile if you are suffering a stroke). I always check the
symptoms on Google!
Having said that, when I speak about it around me I notice that a lot of people makes anxiety
attacks but does not speak about it: another shameful subject like sex. Thus I decided to speak
about it!
Now you know my most intimate secrets May the God of the Game be with us!
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Too much vulgarities in this text
On 86th February 2015,

Before you read this, keep sharp objects away from you: I would like to spare my public
collective suicide. I alternate, in what follows, navel gazing, vulgarity and poetry: it can make
a chemical gangbang in your head and make you so much wanting to you would explode from
the basis of your sex. The problem is that on one side, inspiration cannot be bought but you
have to make laugh this audience literally addicted & junkie to sex. Theres this fucking
chronic which awaits me at a halt. She taunts me from afar like a dependent child who expects
his small strawberry pots and is very greedy! A text on my blog is prepared with as much
delicacy as a little whoopee.
So I write this after I warmed in company of young student who had just more than 30 years if
we add them (with whom I spent a great evening despite what youll read spoke after I wanted
to cram). Two girls with oriental charm. Its the dough I earn on my blog that interests you
so much the chintok? And you want to stay how long this morning the niakou? Move your
ass to leave because last night I needed you to empty my cock but this morning you are no
longer useful to me because I have to write what is urgent so do not forget to pick up your
panties Petit Bateau. And by the way thank you to the food before leaving bitches, if you could
also go scrubbing the toilets and vacuum three dust grains showing off your ass and whistling
the Marseillaise before entering your HLM it would be perfect. One doesnt say that love
lasts three hours and then only if they are two? Well. They not only did not help me to write
when I was begging for inspiration, but the more I listened them talking more I liked oysters.
With that said, I must admit, even by myself without being disturbed, I struggled to give birth
without an epidural to this text because it is far from my usual writing universe. But my goal
is to modernize the language while immersing mine in the one of a young reader: its not
easy, fucking camel ass, I must go out of my comfort zone! Rereading, I also say to myself
that even Amlie Nothomb could have done better by scribbling on a toilet paper (she is very
modern but writes without modernism making her responsible for Amazon deforestation hop
go to jail). I assume and I still sign the text at the end, taking care to dip my pen in my first
drop of semen day. Otherwise, I know myself and Ill wait until having JP Coffe haircut (long
live capillary solidarity to the king of the pain in the ass dictation too) before publishing
something else on my blog. And anyway, the result will never be worse than the marriage
proposal Domenech. Go soccer players, call me a misogynist asshole and pretentious it
missed me too, band of illiterate !!! Big up to the mlanchonistes nerds!
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I know that lately I wrote rather pessimistic articles. At the same time, its hard to resist stress
attacks (a thought for African countries who do not know the freedom of expression a world
where nobody can say something stupid it is a world of morons) , the stolen photos, hackers
tapping, the paranoid Jews (ie a handful of assholes that do not even read me take me for an
anti-Semitic), the pressure of finance and moods of the housewife under fifty rods. But hey
its part of life all this: there are ups and downs (bra and thong) in life. So I decided to take up
(or lowers depends on your point of view) the level of my blog based on gender
approximations easy jokes on the physics of our last two presidents (seriously these guys bang
Carla Bruni and Julie Gayet I fantasize about them from the age of 15?) and racist
provocations (the Arab countries have only anecdotal problems such as buying the PSG). I
says it all: Im a motherfucker in this article so let me go ahead of the foreskin! I do not want
to have to finish my damn chronic justifying on everything! Fucking lobster!
Right now, I feel rather better, thanks to the presence of my dear Virginie (my friend, my
lover, my love) and the lack of Padawan and metallers of my life (they put a great atmosphere
by not coming).
I recently went out with guys met on a pickup forum. We will call one Frank Ribery because
of the fact that he speaks French very well like a bad translation of Reverso. Small inferiority
complex in front of him, however, on learning that he had a 230 cm long cock. We could call
the other Marc Lavoine since his main seduction technique is to do his regard rvolver I
talk to a girl (an animal technique that would make jealous Leo Carpaccio Di). This is a
somewhat perverse Kabyle who runs a grocery store and scratches his balls looking at his
clients eyes. I do not like peopke try to steal my targets so elegantly so I decided to install a
digital code on Virginies pussy whose key would be the end of my rod (you never know it
could excite her or why not a barbed wire up). Besides speaking of you, dear love Vivie, how
long am I begging you on my knees knees to make you redo the breasts ???
Well, lets go back to Game, who had to approach the first one? Fucking Breton uneducated
ass, I was appointed by the cover surprise unanimously. I hope it will not be the same when
we will play to determine who will have to Frenchkiss Luc Besson. Fucking ass of leopard not
flared!
Well, I saw a chick. I went faster than Speedy Gonzales (only the oldest will understand the
reference but small wanker knows that the future belongs to those who get up early):
Gammon wind, tie askew, glasses fogged .. I as was like is my habit: funny and vulgar rash
(talkative, narcissistic, neurotic) to impress my wingmen of the day and mix my saliva with
the one of this naughty origin redhead (she had a passport to reside in France). I decided to
pursue my advances until she gives way but hopefully the routine I usually use on silicone
young sluts worked you love big cocks? you should find yourself a guy who has one
random example: me.
After a moment her burning brow like a Berlusconi night began to sweat (IDI), she asked me
What is your passion?
The guys of the PTT bar, Benzema and Jojo my hamster
Go to castration
I would not be equipped to make love to you in this case
Okay [damn I had no more motivation to seek a joke because I was falling on the stairs of
the blunder so I decided to play the card of the frankness]
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Go and put your ass in front of me in a bar, its not every day that you meet a boy so
unbalanced. I swear I have not AIDS, I even cried with joy by dancing in the kitchen when I
got my results
OK well just because youre funny. And its the last holidays after I leave Aix for an
internship so I do not care
OK but I beg you to stop right away to look at me this way I have the impression of being a
chicken supreme with orange.
I warn you right now I will not sleep with you
You never know, everything is so fast nowadays with NICT
I played footsie at the bar. By rubbing the right place. She did the same on me. This was m y
first orgasm in public her first orgasm (to exorcise theres nothing better). I asked the
tramp who had settled in front of the bar to look down, this kind of twisted was watching us
by jerking off (it was a Romanian plaintive begging with his eyes just like you right now dear
reader) . She had given me hungry with all this: not a sandwich homegrown but a
falafelation . A little bonus for her, she was a believer: those who still think that the Bible
is not just for stalling a TV manufactured in North Korea by children.
My two wingmen (my comrades in the fight against feminism), these repressed fags were
leaving by saying if we stay we will end up like two gays watching you having sex. I
grabbed one by the collar of his tweed jacket that suits him so badly and I requested him to
move his ass and to approach a girl. He crapped on it literally. Amid these AFC I felt like
Patrick Sbastien lost in a cultural show and singing the tight little guy stuck at the bottom
of this pussy according to the principle antagonist comedy by Dany Boon Leave if you
are ready to cook pies Ill put you in the face fucking losers! The beefier said cmon dude
go on but I did not want to inflict a beating last. And I thought these people were interested
in football, they were almost frequentable, I am very disappointed
So I took the girl by the hand, saying just go to bed and take a shower before in the hope I
see you going out of it before you dress up and they went home too . She enjoyed rubbing
against my tuft compressed by her suspender belt. She really liked my comic talent in bed.
During the break, we watched a porn with Rocco who was licking his toes stretched range.
Damn Ill erase this passage rereading it makes me look like a big weird anyway. In short, she
again suck on my little coquetry I showed her with pride. I then sodomized her with a steel
gadget. We qualified our antics of a zest materialism your cock is a little tanned
you havent the mark of the swinsuit.
Her brother phoned while we fucked and I took the phone because she was handcuffed. He
asked what is abortion for a dissertation, I guess. I said thats what your parents regret not
having done when there was still time. I am a real motherfucker, I hope he did not want to
cut his dick with his zapper television after that and even when it helped a bit. No seriously, to
be forgiven I will offer him a useful gift: Prozac. She, the naughty redhead, has not liked me
too trolling her brother this way knowing that she was herself to her 6th yoga exercise and 3rd
Prozac of the day. She left with the eyes as keen as Doherty at the exit of a custody (I have
much affection for him because he is a former drug addict brother to the notorious perversity).
I said I was desperate to apologize even plunge my tongue in a titanium condom. Seriously,
her wispy look might make me hard just by crossing it in the the tail of the ANPE. Beautiful
and not even stupid: I was happy not to keep my miasma for me even if she has left a little
abruptly.
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After she left, I turned off the camera I left running to my room. This is the Youporn &
Michel dAix en Provence. I returned picking up because it was not late and came across an
ultra-naughty chick. When you picked up so cold woman you can do Pick-Up at the North
Pole. I take my ticket? No seriously it made me disgusted.
Well I went to bed naked as a Chernobyl beach and I dreamed that I was eating with Franky
Ribery. The guy of the forum, not the real footballer. He reminded me Padawan in the sense
that he was a fan of organic food. Id eat well with complete Quinoa rice, me, his shitty
principles. So I was eating at a vegetarian restaurant in front of the other fag then he started
kissing me, his little goat was able to thrill the parts of my body until that night completely
unsuspected. He insisted licking my toes in a public place, too. What a strange and
penetrating dream. It was a very stormy passion. It made me almost as excited as having my
first homosexual experience with our national poet Eric Zemmour or take classes of handling
crowds with Alain Pipeau Soral at an orgy with his 700 conquests. Know that I am really
desperate to go on the show of a certain shortsighted homosexual and communist leader (in
the world of showbiz after 10pm we do not order just sushis so I can try my luck). I should
point out though that I am not more gay than Teddy Rhiner normally, I just do it for cash.
The next day when I walked into town, I saw an ex,(we share a past oral sex) rich suffering
from an huge intellectual complex. The poor took good 20 kilos and as much of cocaine since
the last time I saw her. We used to fuck in front of the DVD of Amelie Poulain with condoms
YSL, while receiving Bordeaux intravenously. Contact violent wet body, our tongues
connected short preliminary bourgeois type before coitus tendency proletarian. After she
fell asleep like a baby of 50 kilos for 1m65. Sometimes we fought then drank discord whiskey
before welcoming the rise in us of the orgasmic reconciliation. With her bank account (or
rather the one of her parents) we enjoyed complete freedom with all the consequences that it
may lead: I should marry her (her or murder her father and marry her mother), Iwould not
have had to work in my life. But her pussy was wet with alcohol and after a cunnilingus I was
still drunk. Too bad because I was feeling good in her frail arms of supermodel anorexic. I
look like a homosexual when I write it a bit but its like that.
We all the same married in Vegas with this crazy who had not warned her parents we were
leaving (it was Bonnie and Clyde but it saved us from a ritual damn religious marriage /
divorce / carnage / suicide) . Are you willing to take to your sexual partner in orgies for
wife, miss XXXX?
Yes
You can make the exchange of XXL condom latex free (I wear a vigorous sex, 40cm a
piece of choice you can confess you dream the night of my elegant penis little slut reader) Im
a guy very mobilized for the cause of big dicks, I even took actions in Durex. WHAT MY
TEXT IS TOO MUCH ???! You do not like the hexagonal red white blue humor, Marine? Oh
damn I love these police jokes.
In short my relationship with her had to remain secret (between her, me and her little sister
who should not open the door nor mouth). Go do not throw me the stone what at 5 year old
you never wanted to suck something? Remember how you felt when your parents allowed
you to take a hand in the cage of the zoo panda well here is the same.
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Having seen her again had moved me so I went to bed early with chamomile (also common
syndrome among employees of La Poste but them it is rather when they work) like my
grandmother who loves Sarkozy and who has baladuriens breasts! I dreamed last night that
Emmanuelle Bart had invited me staying home because I was in the street. She hid condoms
in her lips. But like in Toy Boy I cheated on her once installed in her luxurious Paris apartment
because she had a furious tend to be more beautiful when Im in trouble. Then they all tend to
resemble to those they were the day before, it is a problem for guys like me for who infidelity
rooted in their genetic heritage (I was bitten by a genetically modified gorilla). The alarm
clock rang, I had to go to the shrink.
So although my therapist did not want me to take meds and tried to dissuade me, saying
that it gave cancer and Alzheimers, I decided to go to a psychiatrist this time. Like
De Niro in Analyze This, theres no shame. To get there I asked my way to a cop who
embodied the authority about as well as I embody humility.
The doctor is a little pedantic and fat dude, exercising for $75 / 20 minutes in a street not
far from the nightclub where I banged chicks against the fountain located behind the
above-cited nightclub.
Ill not lie to you, I felt on a psychoanalyst. Direct He asked me how it was going with
my mother? You will find the answer on dequoijememletamerelapute.com and
cateregardepasconnard.com
When he asked me 75 for half an hour, I had the impression of having participated in
a dinner where the stupid guest was the patient. Really felt like the Nabila of psychiatry.
ME I WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID I LISTENED
WISELY MY FATHER CALLING MY MOTHER WHORE AND BITCH ???!
After the first session, he said nothing, given nothing, he only said see you in three
weeks. Three weeks later, he told me to take Valium morning noon and night just to be
well high. Three weeks later, he told me he thought I was going very badly, that my case
was serious, I needed a strong thing to get out of my depression but he still did not know
what then I had to come back in three weeks. I almost killed him, ransack his waiting
room and set fire to hide my tracks.
So know that I fuck the shrinks practicing psychoanalysis and do not reprove me even if
I have to get it the peephole of Freudian bourgeoisie. This stuff is really crap. The goal is
not even to heal. Fucking Freudian kamikazes! At the middle of an analysis you make
yourself hara-kiri, it is not possible otherwise! Im sure the tubes and envious rejoice
that I am sick! Its ridiculous !
My conclusion is that most psychologists are crazier than their patients. And I have a
problem of control / anger. I must go hugging my cat and eating chocolate to overcome
this because I feel murder desires. 3 sessions of 75 for remarks that do not advance me.
FUCK !
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The passage in bold is the only part of the text that is not totally a joke huh I am a fake
megalomaniac, a fake narcissistic and I did not already have a big head at 14 years
neurologically I goes well Im just trying to lighten the mood with this text. Thats it for
the news so I will try to return to the therapist who treated me well during my first
depression even though it is farther (Marseille) its half the price and he is twice more
famous. And he has not already proved he was good not like this loser who thinks hes a
god damn because he gave courses at the Faculty of Medicine (poor students).
Well I stop to talking about it because Ihave phosphenes and the heart that beat hard in
my ears. Great birthday present he given me this motherfucker, fortunately Virginie
came to see me after. Well. I rather want to throw my ironical venom on my motherfucker
brother.
So thank you to my brother for showing me everything I should not do in life. The crap he
does in his life is the same level that sending Claude Gueant to a concert of Diams the hottie.
Smiling did not happen to him since the age of 8. 400 cans of beer under lamp per day thats a
lot anyway! Besides, he dares not without audacity driving by being drunk! He may fall like
shit fom his scooter, like Depardieu, they have in common btw that they are helped by their
obesity. It hangs in his face like a dry mucus but he should not expect me to pay a 5,000
bribe to leave the cabin once the cops will look at how he drives. Personally, if I go to jail one
day, its because its illegal to have such a sex appeal.
I came out picking up chicks after going to the shrink: I wanted to enjoy another courtesan. I
felt on a girl who did not want me. But I thought she wanted to play: when I approached her,
she pushed me and shouted like I was an assassin. I lost my means like Jacques Attali
stammering a brilliant theory left. I was shaking like the hands of Jacques Chirac sweetening
strawberries without someone coming checking if they are outdated or not so I pulled out the
spoon oyster and poker that I always carry with me to silence her. It was fortunate: my cellar
was hopelessly empty, I had noone to hide in it for a while. Traces of my DNA will be found
in her hair. Hands tied, she wont be able to unmake up in addition, she will remain beautiful
like that.
Know that I am against this shameless world where some lax husbands still allow their wives
to leave exposed ankles in the street (the cellars then what is it for ???). What the fuck those
tits apparent in movies, seriously ??? They have in addition civil rights that allow them to
sleep with nicer guys, more muscular, richer and leave us when we still love them! Lets
all wear the veil like in the country were heads fall (some not for aesthetic reasons but for
religious) and live in a happy world as a family reunion at my aunts
The last two paragraphs were ironic (Iro who is that?), I hope that you understood.
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The time she wakes up, what to do tonight? For the trifle only counting on my left hand? OH
NO ! I continued my NPU. This is where I met the two girls I mentioned at the beginning of
the article. As pickup technique I invited them to come watching an interview of Mlanchon
who thought as usual being in a meeting with me. Big thunderbolt: I immediately thought of
engaging both domestic toothless (soon they will know the ideal temperature of my bubble
baths ahlala I like the small staff and Im talking about women of course). Fairly important
detail to be noticed, one had huge tits (I had never met an Asian hot like that but apparently it
exists) a question nagging me: what was she going to do with all that milk? In short, my little
spring rolls Ive had all the sauces (thats more than two hours that I have acquired them in a
trendy restaurant in the middle of a crowd of mojitos).
I was still tired at 4am, and they would not stop fucking so I pulled out my tranquilizer gun
and I put the highest dose (the one I use to get rid of polar bears and elephants Africa who
sometimes cross my apartment). I hope they will not mind I stopped them in a full rise of
oestrogene it is a blow to become crazy but Im already so I dont give a shit! (I have a gastro
thats why Im in a bad mood). My adrenaline is finally back down playing crosswords on the
ground floor at 5am and I could sleep with moist eyes that reviews the unfortunate love of his
life and she is not even unhappy without him, he lowers his head and sees that she is
expecting a baby. Another has banged her better than him in the soiled sheets of their past
love. Note to myself: I must compare my cuckolds horns with those of my ex!
I ended up releasing the one who lived in my basement because she almost knocked down. It
would not have been a bad thing (but that does not happen) : my child would have spent the
ENA, Science Po and Normale Sup. I would have signed autographs instead of his dangerous
liaisons books. And when he had landed at a new school, his father would have already slept
with at least one student and his mother, it is important!
For the rest, Ill meet you in a club of orgies precisely located between Lille and Marseille (a
hint: the one I was expelled for a month for not coupled myself one night). Mind you I do not
spend my copyright windfall nights in debauchery, not more than 7 times a week anyway.
They distribute condoms like Tagada strawberries. It is a real butcher there, clay pigeon
shooting there is a theme soon I guess: swingers brutal practices animal midst broadcast on
Arte. That branch you or you find that it is a crime against humanity television?
I would like to open one later (a swingers clubs). Id be attendant GHB cocktail and my body
would also permanently oiled like a frigid stripper in a club Besanon. Loana Bottle images
when she was foraging in a famous pool displayed on screen. There would be almost French
dancers to energize average French. There would also be a red curtain, Skins condoms and
235H of shows without intermissions including those devoted to female orgasms.
In short it seems that when you have no talent you make yourself censored then censor me,
biatches! Nothing is more difficult than when you have a little talent and culture. I would like
to seriously boost myself and not having to suck all the Canal+ gays doing nasty chronic (that
makes me laugh but just a little and it would make me outright blubbering like haikus of
Belgian origin if it was talking about me) ! Hopefully this text has anesthetized all my readers.
Surgeons can operate your brain atrophied now! Thank God or Allah that I write instead of
talking to you because otherwise I would splutter in your mouth on subjects that are shit! Well
Im leaving I have to show compassion for a granny who has not had relations since 1908.
AND YOU WHAT IS YOUR GOOD ACTION TODAY?
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Damn I am furious: I learned that in Pigale we wont even be allowed anymoreto fuck
prostitutes soon (The Girl of the Body Painting works there now) so Im desperate to
succeed .. . even curling overdose viagra with NKM. Yes yes, different political race can
reproduce, like assorted sauces in the middle of the same salad. Word of a former 1st class
who retaliates by shooting everything that moves, do not move and has never moved! So here
Nadine Morano, this text is a kind of long text message that I am sending you (I hope you
appreciate the honor because most of my SMS are studied in Normale Sup). I also like
Martine Aubry swollen ankle. Serious Rama Yade, I have difficulties to contain this sexual
tension between us. Even you, the reactionary psycho able to put 50 million French furious, I
want to fuck you against promotion sofa but then you will need a denture which will not help
your already faulty diction. I fantasize finally a first lady of France summoned me to the
Elysee to lacerate my back with blows of stilettos, I chews her breasts like a baby with eyes of
crazy and then she throws me naked in her full of vodka pool and I expiate my sins until
morning (the jerk of a womans right excites me more than a lick of Sgolne Royal). I will
draw as a child on the hairs of her mustache unless she plucks before. Go, make a little effort,
I will even accept to rub against a chest of drawers Louis XV if it carries lipstick and heels
15cm. The only one I could not fuck is Christiane Taubira. Sorry. Theres nothing personal in
there but hey she always has fucking bad laws ideas and I think even if I am apolitical I can
see that there is something wrong with her.
In summary: I accept any kind of job in which one does not dare to fire me for sexual
harassment with my secretary and which includs a golden parachute: overseeing few suicides
at France Telecom, organizing Betancourt shenanigans, escort-boy for famous girls with
25,000 extension by extraordinary orgasm, in other words any career invented by a drunk
guy full of ecstasy could suit me I figured resigned: in life is either success or morality!
The key for me is to socialize the High order to make orgies with them in hotels (especially
with a friend who was almost president but who governed only his cock and to whom I
confess I would put one hand in the ass).
Im like Vincent Cassel: I look good only when I am surrounded by atomic bombs. Damn I
want to re-watch the teaser of A moment of madness I everytime I see pictures of Lola Le
Lann (a beautiful woman, she just plays good even without acting class). Know that youre an
asshole like me! Bah, I forgive you: a star is very boring, I know it because I have already
banged one. NO I WONT TALK ABOUT IT! Girls ? I do not know this stuff me !!! Well, I
confess I climbed over the railing to join Kate Winslet in Titanic and I pushed her in the fleet.
No but I do not want to complex the influent people of this world with my phosphorescent
cock. One tip, if you are hot and ill: take my cock like a antibiotic morning, noon and night.
Accuracy: the same mechanism is at work on the atomic bombs who become ugly when you
drank too much.
Anyway, I know I have an annoying physical (like a sports teacher in a provincial-looking
gym) but PLZ do not put me in jail, my dear Manuel Valls brushing-ambitious know that you
have scratched the floor Francois Hollande with your long vampire teeth.
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I am writing bad but it is sincere. Everything I have said in this text is true: I swear on the
head of Cyril Hanouna! As true as Bogdanov brothers can scratch their balls with their chin. I
thank all the people Im talking about on my blog to dont make me trial for publishing it. The
trial would be shipped anyway. I would do a cunnilingus to the judge. According to the
testimony of my pussy you lick too good to go to jail sucking cocks so you will be condemned
to go to a womens prison. Even the guards are teasing! Would I be able to choose between
320 dykes aligned like socialists during a primary? Knowing that they would die of envy
groping my chest desert as a Japanese island? A delegation of experts could not decide the
question if I was able to string them all by myself or not they concluded that I should be
drunk 7/24 to say yes to everyone.
Im leaving, Ill go writing my future best-seller on cunnilingus because summer is coming
soon and I need money: I greatly desire to hang festively during holidays . Also look forward
to waddle like Nicolas Dolteau between two wrong notes during the music festival.
Yes, I made a useless article and if you are happy with that, fuck you. Those who do not like
me wont blame me if I come back in a week, it depends on my finances and my libido.
Signed: French billionaire playboy imagination.
May the God of the Game blow you!
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Application of Brad Ps method 10 minutes seduction
March 28th 2015,

I finally tested this Fast Seduction technique that I learned in the seminar of Brad P (not Brad
Pitt but an American PUA who took this pen name). Well, I had tested it before but lets say
that it is the first time it worked so well! I was sent to Hell several times in the past by trying
this method but well I dont care thus I persevered. And there, that worked thus I am very
proud to share this adventure with you!!!
I put you back in the bath: I am under Zoloft (antidepressant) since a few weeks. At the
beginning, it was very hard because I had read the list of the side effects and I provoked them
all myself. At the beginning, just taking the pill provoked an anxiety attack (fear of poisoning
you know that I am the kind of dude who does not even take an aspirin when he has a
headache). But, little by little, I began to feel better, I took only 2 or 3 quarters of Lexomil,
the thorough treatment being enough on the other hand I have to take it during at least 6
months. I returned to sport (swimming 1km three time a week racing breaststroke, crawl,
back) even if I was persuaded at the beginning I would die during the effort. The simple
advice of my shrink in Marseille: live in mode carpe diem and accept the death . I spend
my time to sound myself because of all the strange symptoms I have, I am not still firmly
convinced I have no disease, thats the thing. Thus, seeing that I got better all the same (I still
have sounds in the ear, cramps, irrational fears, dizzinesses and palpitation), my mother
decided to accelerate the process and paid me a WE in a sort of SPA hotel with massages and
everything so that I relax well. Yes, my mother has not only defects!
It is in this hotel that it happened. On Fridays, I admit, I just got on with some girls who
worked there (like Dolteau would do). But on Saturday evening, seen that I cleared off on
Sunday morning : I didnt gave a damn of all this anymore then I risked everything (method
of Brad P 10 minutes seduction).
At the end of Saturday, I asked one of the masseuses with whom I had established all the
same a good eye contact and with whom I had a discussion rather about sex (in a quite
abstracted way until that moment I admit) I really want to masturbate after that, could you
recommend me a discreet place?
I asked in a manly but not threatening way: there was all the same some sweetness in my
voice. I wanted that she understands well that even if she did not help me to find a place, I
was going to give a fuck somewhere anyway. She advised me ultra-clean toilet with a little
smile then I continued you know that would make all the thing much more exciting if you
came with me and watched? . She had probably understood that for me the sex was just a
hobby and that I would not judge her because she emitted some rhetoric objections but
eventually came I have never done that seriously it is crazy
Me neither but life is short and full of pain so lets enjoy it . I didnt believe it! Sensation
of irreality.
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It is true that it smelt good in these toilet (thats it the hotels dedicated to relaxation in
addition that probably changed her from the old men whom she usually sees). Thus I began to
masturbate, and she was a little bit distant but I read in her eyes that she was excited ! Then I
asked her if she wanted to give me a hand and it turned into a blowjob. Well, first of all, she
took it in her hand and everything then she kneeled down and gulped down it. Do not call me
an asshole, at no time I forced this girl: only questions and suggestions. Her excitement came
from my natural power of mans body on her feminine body, thats it, I speak about it very
well in The inconvenient truth about gender relations. It overrode her logic.
She admitted to me that what turned her on was especially that I am a total unknown. That I
am vulnerable in certain domains but so confident sexually speaking. And that she had a
boyfriend but that in the bed it was a little bit the routine while I had offered her the
possibility of realizing one of her fantasies: watching a guy jerking off I was so confident
over the moment that I dared to push the cork that would be better to have a bed next time,
no?
yes, I admit. But I like to make standing love too. Fuck, me too I love it so much !!!
Finally: I planned to take her in my room and to savor her all night long (what a romantic I
am) but I was finally entitled to a standing doggy style in this very bathroom. She loved dirty
talk. It was really too exciting, in addition she was far from ugly the scamp. I told her that
must be sooo good to be inside of you I really want you right now like in a timeless bubble
out of our lives I guess that it was the trigger. Well, that depends on girls: the important it
is to be fixed quickly either she says yes, or she says no and you move on (until the
following one). You need to accept rejection as something that moves closer you to a
YES . In any case, this is my philosophy of game. What I mean it is that if we base on the
statistics and if we have lets say 1 % of chances that it works, that does not mean that we are
going to fail 99 times before succeeding, that means that on 100 tries, that is going to work on
average once but maybe during one of the first tries. Then here we are, every failure, and God
knows it can be violent (some were very offended by my request ie watching me
masturbating) moves us closer to a yes . And thats it to be a pick-up artist. Full stop. You
will never fuck all the girls on Earth, you will never seduce them all, but you are rather
intelligent to play on the statistics (and to increase your success rate thanks to certain things
such as a mastering of your body language) and so achieve exploits that most of the guys find
incredible. But that will require courage, just like catching the 151 pokemons, because you
will sometimes take the rap and play along on your way: some, instead of appreciating the
kind of guys you are (adventurer), will try to humble you!
Women have a power on us (just like we have on them but this is a taboo subject). And this
kind of sexual exploits boosts me, so I think that the game can help me once again to beat my
fears. Or at least to change my mind. I want to see again my buddies, it is already good
finally that those who did not go away during my depression. For example Hafid.
Well, next time Ill try to ask girls if I can accompany them in toilet to watch them having a
pee and I destroy their ass after in fact. (Yeah I am hot and totally disinhibited, it is maybe a
side effect of Zoloft). I specify that I was kidding here, I find that a little bit glaucous to watch
her have a pie.
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Well other thing, a good news : Virginie started making me very good blowjobs and I showed
her what 69 looks like, she loves that. As they say, all things come. I also lick her in all the
positions (top, bottom, front, behind, under the shower, on the bed, standing, lied down, sat on
a chair, in her university)
In conclusion I would say that what interests me it is not so much to screw girls, I am not a
mentally ill person, otherwise I would use always the same method again and again to have
sex. But what interests me it is to try a lot of different things and to deeply understand
women. Because I love them. I do not hate them, I do not want to take my revenge on them. I
love them, thats it, and I want to show it to them by giving them a lot of pleasure. And by
making them good memories.
May the god of the Game be with you !
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Big up to Barneys Naked Man
The April 18, 2015,

I did not make a joke on April 1 this year. Not in the mood. No humor. Sorry.
Primo (yeah I am big-headed I speak Latin), Im a bit pissed off there because I approached a
small English Erasmus and I came up against a wall made in bad faith and broom in the ass.
The girl warmed me on Tinder for almost a week and then asked me Ill see you tonight?
OK at what time and where ? Guess what, that very night, silence Accustomed to this
kind of situation I zapped her telling myself she just freaked out like so many others before
her. But three days later she contacted me and began to flirt again. She asked my FB but
then again no answer. I a little pressured her and she ended by admitting the reason of this
sudden silence: she did not read but I am necessarily a motherfucker because I write about
seduction ! Long live to myths and stereotypes ! Well, I negotiated the thing and we started
afresh. She flirted for a few more days and then suddenly, while it became concrete again (we
talked about a real date) she planted a knife in my back stop harassing me and blocked me.
The word is strong anyway! Harass! For my part I consider that harassment is to insist
when the girl said no. Insisting when she continues to flirt with me seems normal to me, on
the contrary. My mistake here was to give her a second chance after her first flake.
Apparently when youre a fearful person, its for your whole life !!! I often see girls who are
hot theoretically (normal) but who as soon as it becomes concrete succumb to their anxiety
because it is easier and do not live an extraordinary thing (they watch TV instead) then they
rationalize no matter how and often by blaming me! But I continue to stretch out my hand
because some are recoverable (I do not take myself for a hero far from that it is just my point
of view and my experience).
Deuxio (secondly), I saw a friend who helped me during my depression. I know this girl since
high school but I had never seen her as a sexual girl. Why ? First of all, because Ive known
her at a time when she dressed like a bag (sorry) and had a little girl hair so not very very
sexy. Then she was the girlfriend of one of my friends so ethically untouchable.
In the meantime, the friend in question has cheated on her many times during an Erasmus in
Scotland, and she said still being in love blah. The usual emotional ride of a girl victim of the
idea she has about love. It does not seem to me that she had another lover since him (1 year by
the way) or she has not told me in any case (with chicks, everything is possible). In short, she
said that sex was not interesting because she was still in love with him (easy excuse for not
having to go out of her comfort zone). I told her to fuck a dude to turn the page.
Because she helped me overcome my depression and I now have thunder erections, I decided
to play with her adrenaline rate a bit. I was determined to make her feel emotions. I invited
her to eat with me, nothing crazy until there, we sometimes do so. Except that when she
arrived, I told her sorry I have not taken a shower yet take the computer while waiting for
me there (on the bed) during two minutes. I do not think it surprised her because I am a guy
always like that. When Im on time its that I am wrong!
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So I actually went to take a shower but I came out with the towel around the waist and
without any clothes. I lay down next to her on the bed. After a moment she dared to ask
what are you doing?
I am hard look at it (it was true that this situation excited me a little)
Make-or-break.
I began to caress her arm and then her neck her legs with my fingertips at first, she bugged:
she did not move. I kissed her neck and then went back up to her mouth and she gave me her
cheek. I smiled, we talked a little, her objections were always the same, hes an asshole but
Im still in love with him, I prefer tall men youre not really my type, etc. I presented my
views and told her it would strengthen our friendship (thats right its always better to me to
have sex with my friends like that I wont be jealous of the guys who bang her after me on the
condition to do not become addicted to her IE to have other options). And then Im maybe not
her type, I can believe it : some find me cute, some average and some even ugly (which ones
are right? probably all): It is her right. But I can in any case still offer a very good roll up!
In short, after many negotiations and a foot in the door (a kiss on the mouth), she let me lick
her pussy. The strip was exquisite, I admit. I am accustomed to bang chicks without really
knowing the after only a few hours or even minutes of discussions I admit its not bad to
desire for a while although it was moderate desire . It reminded me of my early Game when I
was much more invested in my interactions. Sensations that were pleasant to find!
After oral sex, she implored to take her. Its often like that! I did and then we ate. We went
back to bed a little later in the afternoon and this time she sucked me and came really
strongly. Amazing how chicks who look a bit tight-ass can reveal naughty in the privacy.
For me this adventure is similar to the naked man by master Barney Stinson. Well, big up
and homage to him when he sodomized the goat in his bathroom (when he was not able to
pick up a chick or transexual)!
Tertio, I saw Red pants again. We played a strip card game and I lost. I had to lick her until
orgasm. Then we has sex into 3 or 4 positions. It made me happy to see her again. She is still
very hot. The same evening she flooded with texts. I think when you fuck a girl in a good way
you do not need to chase her after.
Quatro, with my shrink, we move on. Thats what Im suffering from, according to him :
Panic Attacks: sudden terror or intense discomfort arising out of circumstances involving a
vital risk. It is manifested by symptoms such as: the fear of death the fear of going crazy
fear of losing control of myself feelings of unreality or depersonalization the
feeling/sensations of fainting dizziness palpitations tremors, muscle twitching
throttling sensations tinnitus sweating a white veil before the eyes chills or hot flashes.
At least 2% of the general population suffers from this disorder.
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Agoraphobia : anxiety of being in places or situations from which escaping might be

difficult (or embarrassing) or in which escape may not be easy in case of panic attack.
Situations characteristics: being alone outside; being in a crowd or a queue; on a bridge or in a
subway. These situations are either avoided or endured with marked distress or well with the
fear of having a panic attack or requiring the presence of a companion. Personally, its more
into queues .
Generalized Anxiety : chronic anxiety manifested by continuous and excessive worry in all
basic activities of life. Daily (work, family, health, finance, etc.) is the source of intense
torment and of constant tensions, anxieties insurmountable. The anxious person feels
constantly overwhelmed by events. She imagines disaster scenarios that could occur to her or
her relatives. Widespread anxiety often goes hand in hand with intolerance of uncertainty,
emotionality, irritability, constant need to do well and be reassured. The most common
symptoms experienced are fatigue (sometimes exhaustion), difficulty to concentrate, muscle
tension, headaches, migraines, sleeping problems or digestion At least 10% of the general
population suffer from this disorder.
State of post-traumatic stress: the subject was exposed to a traumatic event in which both
of the following were present: 1) the person was confronted with an event during which his
physical integrity or that of others could be threatened 2) the reaction of the subject to the
event has involved intense fear, helplessness or horror. This disorder is a response to a
situation of threatening incuding an exceptionally stressful event.
Another thing: the kind of shitty psychoanalyst I had seen before was implying that I was
happy to be unhappy and I was happy to be in this situation (its easy to say this and makes
people feel really guilty we really wonder why we pay these people who are like graduated
assholes). And besides, he said that I was unconsciously provoking my panic attacks to draw
the attention of my mother and not having to go to work now that I graduated. What a bunch
of crap! So I started looking for a job in Lyon or Paris (with a preference for Lyon : because
city less stressful I think). And I have much less panic attacks and they are less powerful, I
can handle them through breathing.
Quinto, I know that these last two adventures I have told are not really Internet-related (except
that the first was booked on the net and there with my friend we talked a lot on FB ) but hey
they are so exceptional that I was urged to tell them (too afraid of not living long enough to
share it with you). Then for the telling of the story, in general, they are important nonetheless.
Finally all that to tell you a thing I remembered recently, on day, my grandfather told me how
he met my grandmother. He had a colleague at work and close friend who got married and he
told him I also want to get married now then the friend replied that his wife had a
friend in a village of Ardche who wanted to get married too. He gave her address and they
began to write. Then they met up and it worked. What I mean by that is that its pretty close to
contemporary Internet Dating and this is perhaps why I love it so much! I met my little
Virginie on Adopt and we are very happy. In addition it is the only one I fuck without
condoms! It is a very intimate and special relationship.
Finally, here we are, I spoke again about my grandfather: I really have let him go, otherwise I
should not wonder why I have death in me.
May the God of the Game be with us!
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My day good deed : I woke her up sexually
May 8th 2015,

This week Im in Tours with my grandmother. I must explain: I had a job interview in Paris
and before going back I decided to visit her. Its not very far.
So I told myself I was going to test Tinder in a new environment. It is no big deal.
On Monday I matched with a 32 years brunette who was with a horse and a hat on her photos.
IRL she is a nurse but not naked under her blouse (it was she who told me that but in
underwear thats fine too).
Opener You also want to ride me and blow my obstacles?
It will be complicated: I do not make obstacle but on the other hand I train with spurs and
whip. .
Lol. It is me who will train you, yeah!
Youre talking to a girl who trains horses over 500kg! Im not sure that you have what it
takes! Lol
Lol! You wont be so cocky without your clothes !!
A girl full of humor, then. Then she told me she thought I was presumptuous I replied that
I was ambitious and I like to give orgasms with my tongue. She said that I had at least
one quality. I had passed this fucking test
She said that I was a crazy dude but fun. I replied the best oral sex of your life within
reach of click. This is my new motto! Afterwards, she said she was not a big fan of oral sex,
I answered that it is because most guys are bad and that I would show her how one licks
pussies in the South.
So, she wanted to test me again, saying that the girls always said it was great just to please
us and protect our ego and everything. I replied that I knew how to differentiate one who
simulates and one who really enjoys her race.
I tried to get invited in her house but she repelled the assault I will not invite a stranger
directly at home!
I will not hurt you I promise! Ill just make you feel good!
It was easy
Yes but it is nonetheless true!
To punish her, I told her that I was not from Tours and that I stayed only four days. Just to put
a little pressure on her! And Im not talking about beer!
Youre not even from Tours ! Ah bravo!
But I still can give you orgasms
And do you often give orgasms to chicks you dont know? I told her yes and that theres
nothing wrong with all of that.
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I asked her if she always wore hats. She said I do not wear it all the time
Clothes neither
Not at all the, but in your presence I think Ill wear some!
Thats it, I want to kiss you. With tongue.
At least the first 5 minutes. Lol. Not with the tongue its gross
Ok for 5 minutes with underwear, then we let nature take its course.
You look charming in photographs but in real life we are often disappointed !!
Often but fortunately not always
After : she wanted to know everything about me, my passions, what I do in life, if I workout
or not, etc. Because to get naked in front of me she needs to know a little bit me, it seems. It
is me who will put you naked to be exact. Ok. I write some funny stories, I go swimming
three times a week and do enjoy giving orgasms to the girls I like, it boosts me.
After she said good night and that I may be in her dreams. And for a daydream
tomorrow night?
Well see this! I like the unexpected!
Im the unexpected.
Message recovery the next day (Tuesday) Today I still want to take off your bra.
It will be complicated, I have no bra.
Your panties instead
Damn, I was so turned on! Too bad, that night, she had to go to a party with her friends. But I
was entitled to another test for the road why me, didnt you find anyone else?
Haha funny this test. Because it is paradoxically easy to procrastinate rather than enjoy.
Gone as you are, youre going to wait Friday by postponing it would be stupid.
Yesterday (Wednesday) SHE wrote the first message (it had perhaps made her think a little
what I had sent her the day before) So what are we doing tonight?
I give you an orgasm?
I cannot guarantee but we can go for a drink!
After if you like me, you invite me to your house?
Frankly we could go to your grandmother!
Lol me I do not mind, its you and her.;)
It will depend on your tact. 9pm?
No I have not eaten yet. Is there a bar next to your place?
There was nothing close and then it was getting late so I said it seems very complicated all
those round trips
You want to come over directly right?
Yes
Lol !! I hope youre a normal person! Otherwise its okay I have my whip.
Ok I bring cards if you want to play a strip card game
Not bad! I am quite playful! Just a quick question, how tall are you?
Me too I am player! Im 1m10 or 2m50 youll see! You should not put yourself under stress
like that!
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So I came after making pancakes to my grandmother and for myself a good infusion of lime
to relax. She was about 1m70, thats why she asked my size: she did not want a short 1m60
guy without confidence inside her uterus. Pretty, not at all like her photos but nice its just
another type.
She opened a bottle of ros to disinhibit because it was the first time she was doing that.
Yeah yeah! If thats true its really sad for her. We played cards after 5 minutes of fluid
conversation. I was the first naked. I let her win of course!;) She was quick to join me in my
nudity anyway.
After the clothes, the one that lost could give a guarantee to another. At first she asked for a
kiss on the neck and then on the lips. Then a back massage during which I have pawed her
breasts. Must say (in my defense) that she has nice tits very well proportioned. After, when I
had won my turn, I took her hand and put it on my cock so she masturbates me. She said Im
better with my mouth. Okay. Persuasive. She asked me to sit on the couch, went on her
knees and sucked me. She is a great swallower, I do not know why but it does not surprise
me. I then licked her and she came as I had promised. I am a man of his word. I gave her
some time to recover a little, she commented OK yeah I have to admit it was really not
bad. Then she jumped on me by saying her ex got limp in that position but its her favourite.
Then: missionary and lying down doggy (she had 7 cats).
After that we just discussed again, I took the opportunity to ask her first name. She told me
that I was lucky to fall on a thirty nurse. Two factors affecting the openness, she said. She told
me she had not fucked for months because she had an abortion, and said thank you
because I woke her up sexually. I told her my anxiety attacks and the fact that I had been
beaten in the heart by making love to her. I was scared but I knew it was probably just
adrenaline or another damn hormone.
She wanted me to sleep with her, but I returned into the city center, so this morning my
grandmother does not make me a scandal! Btw, it didnt work.
Affectionate little message before going to bed: Ive trained you well with my whip I use for
sex !!!;)
Wanker! Youre a small player Im still dancing! And it happens often to me! Except that
Im half naked right now! Lol
May the God of the Game give me a job in Tours and I fuck them all without exception
(indeed, in four days I spoke with several girls at least 3 I could fuck but I had to make a
choice or how the applicant takes the sexual power)!
All my advice to pick up on the Internet still available here.
Bye for now!
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4 dudes and 3 chicks undressed
On May 10, 2015,

Theres something like two weeks, I received a friendly email from a guy of Aix. A young
dude, 20 years. He had a friendly face and I was in a good mood so I answered. He wanted to
show me Veecome his website to organize parties in Aix in his apartment with strangers.
After, Jojo Hamster confessed that he and his buddy Titi (a guy from Nice with a quite gay
look including an earring but hey its maybe fashion on the French) are members of ADS and
read my blog for a long time and it would make them happy to meet me and pick up with me.
Good. So, just to please them, I organized a party on their website. I proposed an original
concept: in the dark with card games where we would remove our clothes down until
underwear (I had noting to lose I didnt know this people). I thought that no girl would come
and all the guys would click (and that I would cancel) but no, it was actually fairly
balanced as a ratio.
We went up to 7 chicks on the website but the day D all have flaked and we ended up 3 girls
for 5 guys (including the girlfriend of the guy who contacted me Jojo). Does it surprises
you, you? Not me: they had one of the most memorable nights of their lives within range of
cliques and they chikcen out huu sorry they did not come out of their comfort zone. Its true
that its better to watch Dancing with the stars on TV pff finally for those who think
that I have a huge social circle with a lot of hotties, sorry to disappoint you : I do not
necessarily always stay in touch with the girls, they are not always interested in this type of
plan, etc. I said it and I repeat it: I sleep with normal girls, no nymphomaniacs or girls like
that. And I am not a go-between to make you fuck easily my friends.
So, around 9:30pm, we decided to go picking up in the streets to find the two missing girls to
have a balanced ratio. Nothing was found in the street, must say it was just me and one of the
girls who approached. Jojo and Titi wanted to approach that night but in fact they did nothing,
they chicken out! One of their friends, lets call him Yellow Laughter because he looks like
him (a French Youtuber) was trying a bit to approach too but well it was not enough. He is the
kind of dude who always wears a suit btw everyone is not Barney you should remain
congruent with the context! In short, I must say that I went there as a soldier, hi party strip
card game tonight do wanna join The others wanted to lie in order to trap this girls but its
better if they know what to expect, right? You dont want to take them in a traitor way but
rather in a doggy style way, right?
I also sent the invitation to every a little bit cute girls on my FB and I had 2 OK that turned
into two flakes at the last moment. The others did not even answer, or were rude or patronized
me and even insulted me. OK, people dont know whats good or what?! The worst its
perhaps those who do not assume not tonight I have another party
Like if youd come otherwise?
-. No, you know it FUCKING SOCIAL PRESSURE !!! At least I was able to sort my
contacts. I also had jealous boyfriends who threatened me because ohlala I proposed a little
daring party to their girlfriend, what a drama!
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Anyway, fuxelife. One of the guys (one of their buddies) gave up and we ended 4M for 3W
when we got back home around 11pm. At first, they wanted to play Truth or Dare but
their Dares were really kind of crap you do pumps or you dance so I cropped everyone What
are those shitty Dares? At least we Frenchkiss or something? One of two free girls looked
at me in the eye and said kiss me handsome : general amazement. It was so unexpected.
OK, so it was getting interesting. I drooled a little, I must say that I had drink 1L of tea so I
had a very lubricated mouth.
The girl in question then came sitting beside me on the couch (probably attracted by my
testosterone levels continually increasing in recent weeks) so I stroked her legs or back
casually and when she made a remark like what are you doing? I answered either I
stroke your leg or fuck off or nothing baby
Dont call me baby / Im not your baby
OK baby And I kept doing it. Im unpredictable and always at the limit of head slaps, its
funny !!!
After that, the evening got a little more uninhibited. FINALLY !!! This chick was becoming
increasingly hot. She kissed Titi. Im not jealous me, every time there was a Dare, I told
Yellow Laughter to kiss a girl in the neck or on the lips. I found him nice, I wanted to help
him. I also wanted the girls to kiss together.
Then we played a strip card game around 1am (the one in which all the cards are returned
on the table and each player turns 2 in his/her turn and with the memory the goal is to manage
to make pairs). There was a brunette with blue eyes and tanned skin (quite short, with no fat,
not tiny tits and pretty lace) that I liked so she ended in underwear the first one. The other was
a little more fat then she had complexes after. But it was not at all dramatic. So she didnt
want to remove her skirt. Rhalala prudish, why does she bullshit us while in fact she likes it
!!!
Well fuxelife! I fingered her discreetly while two English (met on Tinder) I had invited rang
downstairs. It was a little unexpected, I had no battery and it was 2am so I waited 30 minutes
before going down and open to them shirtless. Yellow Laughter accompanied me in search of
fresh meat, topless too. It did not really please these roast stuck then they have insulted us, I
have not understand everything but I heard some fuck yourself in it. It kills me that these
bitches do not even make the effort to insult me in French in France and do not want to
comply with local customs (ie orgies in my house).
Well, so much the better in the end: the complexed told us that if we did not invite the
English, she would remove her skirt. So I said that I had sent them to Hell and we ended up
with 2 girls half naked. Titi had taken advantage of our absence to settle down with the girls
and was kissing the complexed now who wanted my cock too so she always told me to come
next to her, to give her my hand, etc. It was cool, we looked like procurers with our hens.
CLASSY !!! To get busy I put my hand now ostensibly in the pants of the hottest of the two
but what are you doing?!
What you expect me to do and her friend outraged about to screw up everything yeah he
is too much of a dog in heat I could have put her a slap but I wanted to put her some fingers
instead so I said nothing, I turned her head and gave her a kiss she at first timidly avoided
before surrendering to my perverse charm. I went to sit next to her, the other started to pout a
little, so I was able to rub her pussy.
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After, the chicks have just won the game (no one will say we let them win) and Jojos
girlfriend ordered me to undress. OK. No worries, I did expect this. After it was up to the girls
to remove their bras saying it was not really fair play that we have only our pants and they
still have two garments. We played a Never have I ever after that.
Well, I took a shitty excuse to go to my bedroom and I tapped my foot against the bed. It hurt
me really badly so I shouted and I lay down on the bed. The one who was complexed joined
me attracted by the smell attracted on my perched dick. I told her to lie down (without
pressure to do not stress her) she said no no but what is this trap? then ah but its true
that we feel good on this bed , stretching. There, because we were very relaxed, we kissed
and I put my hand into her panties and I stroked/fingered and she was REALLY VERY wet.
She could fill a rain gauge.
Yellow Laughter joined us while I licked her. He sat on the bed in his underwear and did
nothing. She sent him to Hell, it was legendary. A bit naughty too. But he had less game, was
less sexual, always refraining his moves.
The others said theyd leave us alone, some privacy in her intimacy, well. The thing is that I
rather wanted fuck the brunette with blue eyes so as to choose I skulduggery Titi he can
come, him?
Yes, him Im OK . So I went to get him and I took the opportunity to take the most shy of
the 2 by the hand. (She knew only one guy before me it was a nice challenge) to warm her. I
slammed the door and the shiest said Im just here to watch her. I said OK if you say
so and then I kissed her and I put my hand into her panties to caress her. Titi said And me
what do I do ? I dont know what to do? with a rather mythical stupid face (he is nice but his
face was very drawn comic). I told him kiss her dude. It was obvious, right? Anyway they
liked my tactless tact!.
Finally here, I licked the most feverish and she ended up naked like her friend. So, it was
homogeneous. There it was OK for a 4 some. Then the door was violently opened, and Jojo
and his girlfriend came in. It blocked a little mine, she wanted to stop everything especially
that Yellow Laughter took this opportunity to come in again. The girls have rejected him
again, poor dude. The couple it was OK if they got naked: they could stay. Especially since
the girl was pretty hot and I wanted to see her naked, what excited me a little too was that she
is also a member of the BDE (student affairs council) law university.
I licked my girl with two fingers in her pussy and I felt her contracting, she was about to
come. It was probably a torture for her to be unable to enjoy. After, we fucked with condoms
but it was so obvious she did not know what to do nor how. Then at one point I stroked the
face and breasts of Jojos girl and I must say they are quite firm, its cool for him, even if his
couple is in trouble. In addition, she is very nice.
Yellow Laughter cooked pastas in the kitchen during this time, we could hear the pots it was
pretty disturbing. He also smoked 10 fags so much he was pissed off. And at the end of the
evening he was found dying on the balcony. The poor is a virgin and wanted to lose his
virginity like that. Too bad, he should be more enterprising than Titi to take his place! But
then the others do not have too much experience either and have lied about their number of
conquest s also. Jojo said 9 instead of 3 and YL 30 instead of 0. Titi said nothing. Chicks
either except the shiest who said 4 instead of 1.
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So now, Titi and Jojo have told me that they thought I was a charlatan but that at least they
understood that what I tell on my blog is the truth. Since they call me the legend . Its
embarrassing. Jojos girlfriend said she was skeptical but was pleasantly surprised
(she would be too if I fucked her why not a threesome with her and Virginie) and Yellow
Laugh told me oh yeah since tonight at least I know that everything is possible now. Cool,
Im officially their idol.
On the other hand, the other two chicks said they did not regret me but that we will not see
again each other because they have men in their lives. Of course ! Basically, I a little
shaken them, so prudes, its hard to go out of your comfort zone right. They will remember
this evening as a vivid memory of their lives, but I become a monster, a leper, a guy to avoid.
Its unfair that rationalization and guilt they experience after sex! And that I also undergo so!
It is inequitable and they liked it then what is the problem? It must stay a secret?
I tried to friendzone them to fuck their girlfriends and thats how I discovered that: they do
not really feel too good for me, but they are totally tight-ass and feel dirty or I dont know
what. A kind of buyer remorse but not really. It was not very clear, their arguments. One even
said that I was a guy who thought only about sex and everything they have not understood
me at all or they are in denial. Its hard, these girls who do not assume anything Anyway,
Im used to being the asshole (although Im a nice guy) but its annoying and disheartening
when its too often! Because I contradict them and make them face their contradictions they
say I harass them to my buddies while in fact they answer I would not feed the conversation
alone. And of course the guys believe the girls or doubt because they want to fuck them
(theres always a hope). Its easy !!! In short, I put a nuclear weapon in the hands of beginners
(it was the kind to exclaim like animals when a girl undressed instead of encouraging her and
making her feel comfortable by complimenting her). Yes, they will remember this 6some
(although we did not really exchanged is it a 6some?) But well theyll probably find
reasons to say it was not thanks to me.
Band of ingrates!
After the shock they received, I even wait until the AFC will turn against me! Fortunately I do
not care. Im just happy to have lived that.
May the God of the Game put more 6somes on my way please!
PS = the highlight of the orgy is that Titi has such a big dick and such a powerful ejaculation
he pierced the condoms (and the girl) !!! Video soon available on the site of Michel et
Augustin Jacky et Michel (even if the two guys were not really hard all the time)! Ah yes
other funny thing to finish the girl told there are a looot of good fucks out there!!! Besides
we have men we in our lives!!! Thus it is a deviant to make love with several persons in the
respect? More than to cheat on her guy? And there are a lot of good legs out there? Ah well,
but it is not what I had heard until now nevertheless with their inexperience, they are not
what we could call references.
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I enjoyed the surrealism of the situation
May 23th 2015,

Something like three months ago, I started talking to this Brazilian girl on Tinder. Or to be
exact, it was her who had approached me. Ah, I like South American people. Hi how are
you ?
Hi Justine! Im fine and you
Very very good!
Its talking to me that puts you in joy?
Yes you give me the smile
But, its a 18 years old girl and I said I wouldnt attack too young girls anymore even if they
have a nice ass. Too much pains in the ass. Nests of shit. But she was nice and friendly so I
made an exception to my own rules. Are you rather beach or pool? Coffee or chocolate?
Salty or sweet? Lol
coffee and beach and for sugar or salt its depends
Hmm ok thats it?
If you do not ask me questions I will not know what to tell you
Shy?
I would rather say reserved
Reserved like a table at the restaurant? it means shy at first / in public then totally hot in
private ?
Hahha you have a good sense of humor you!
It seems dear but tell me dont you think it would be more convenient to warm me on snap
or fb? Kisses or handshake (choose one)
I prefer kisses. Add me on Facebook
Her FB made me hallucinate : on her profile picture she is in bed hiding her breasts with a
very hefty guy like oh yeah friends look at the handsome guy I just fucked . This is where I
saw her originates from Brazil (her parents still live there but apparently not her anymore I
did not really understand what she doing in France). Well, I sent her a message on the chat
because I was too hard:
and therefore, do you prefer kisses at a specific location ps: nice your profile photo,
congratulations you put your hands on a apollon
On the mouth and neck! its just a buddy the guy on my profile picture
Lets start in the neck so !!! You are direct, is it your Brazilian side? cool for the guy, but
somehow Im not a jealous possessive-sick-person
No. Im just basically like that
Good. We will have together then.
And you talk to me a little about yourself
OK darling, tell me what you would like to know because its hard to talk about yourself in
the absolute (yes I have used the word hard)
Well I have forgotten our conversation so tell me everything ?
Seriously, I didnt stop hallucinating with her. No girl had ever told me like that yet. Okay, so
I reminded her who I am to this crazy bitch:
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Okay okays I remember now! This is the time you invite me for a drink okay?
Ok, tomorrow? And then she has not answered for no apparent reason during two weeks
before waking up (after I gently sent her a photo of my buttocks with written answer bitch
above for making her react):
I dont want you write about me I tried to negotiate a little but nothing to do. She was
stubborn and not even answered anymore. So I gave up Until the other day I moved all my
FB to find girls for the night strip card game. She was interested but was not available that
day (what a surprise) so I offered her playing just together when she would be free (it costs
nothing to insist a little). When would you be free for an experience like this one
Wednesday night, but if I play strip poker, put in your head we will not sleep together
OK but if you want I can make you a cunnilingus anyway
Hahah. Youre a real pervert!
No I just give orgasms! you wont complain!
Im not complaining, I just observe.
Do you want to have one?
Yes I always want everything. But its rare that a guy know how to give me pleasure with a
cunni
So do not reject me for once you could orgasm strongly
The only way for your I let you give me a cunnilingus is I must desire you, that I really want
you, then youd better be a good flirt
Well you dont say no anymore so we made a step forward
Loool I have never said no
So lets get your orgasms
Hahah we will see
Even that after it will be you who will want more
You are sooo confident!
In this domain yes
Do not be arrogant
Lol if I really give you two orgasms what do I win ?
To see me again
Well
I am available Wednesday at 19h, well have a drink, then I will go at your pace with you
for the strip poker
If you want oki
I kinda forgot the rules
As long as you do not forget to take off your clothes it doesnt matter
Yes indeed, but between us you will be the first to lose you clothes
She had a big mouth this kid, anyway. She challenged me and thought she was more
intelligent than me. So I was curious to see what was behind that without too many
illusions especially after her two weeks silence. Wednesday around 5pm, I sent her a pseudoconfirmation message asking where we were going to have this drink and no answer. So, I
went back to my business. Around 8:37 p.m. I received I cannot be there maybe later
Ah you answer now? did you not say Wednesday 7pm?
Yes but I had a problem
Oki good and later tonight or tomorrow?
I do not know
So tomorrow
Yes
Ok but not the flake this time. What time?
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End of the afternoon

Good tomorrow morning send me a message around noon to tell me at what time ?
Okay, the truth I is I got cold feet to be honest
Classic, you had a big mouth
I have a big mouth but I had to see another guy, but he flaked me so Im sorry I flaked you
to be honest lol this is the Karma
2 guys planned the same day at the same time? or you never really planed meet up with me
?
Yes always a Plan A and a Plan B
Well and then why did you not meet me?
And you were the plan B but I chickened
Seriously I am a plan b me the best pussy licker of your life you cannot talk to me like that
Youre too pretentious
Non it annoys me that you dont know how to distinguish
Really ?
And tomorrow how many plans? and you will get cold feet again? and why not inviting me
at your place right now?
it is useless to pretend you do not see the messages lol!
Well tomorrow send me a text for the time and place and if you get cold feet again! shame
on you!
I was on the phone! Because I want to be quiet tomorrow night I promise no flake, but I
warn you I will be shy at first
Ok no problem its cute that! I am waiting for your message tomorrow as evidence of
motivation !!!
It works
We will see
Obviously, the next day, no message. I did not care I was at home quietly. I still sent by
provocation Why are you so much of a pussy like that? I do not like flakes, seriously. No
answer. From there, it was the beginning of a dynamic of shit. I thought I had a bad karma
because theres a fucking AFC (The metallers) who harasses me by leaving shitty comments
on my blog and I meanwhile went to a party with Jojo and Titi : they told me we could make
it turn into an orgy again and take a midnight swim there an there would be a good ratio M/W.
It has unfortunately ended up in a weird thing in a closed band mates. And not even a pool. 4
girls, 9 guys. 3 fuckable babes. 2 couples tight-ass. 2 girls, 1 free but sick, and 1 passionate of
video games who had to leave early. It frustrated me to see that there was nothing to do, and
Jojo and Titi wanted to stay anyway, so I have decided not to treat a girl not fuckable as a
friend (she was the coolest) which included of course to say shut up when she was a pain
in the ass. In fact she was asking me lots of questions like eg what do you do in life? I
have not responded because I was talking to another guy. She waited silently to ask me again.
I found it a little weird. But after I understood that she had recognized me from my blog. She
then spoke to me for almost 45 minutes asking me lots of questions and everything but her
boyfriend (a kind of fat man of 1m90 completely drunk who had drunk a lot of pastis and
mixed alcohols) thought she was going to leave him for me or I dont know what (my
reputation has preceded me Jojo and Titi had told hima lot about me like what I am a big
fucker). Must stop believing that because I talk to a girl I want to fuck her, seriously After
1h sleeping on a chair like a rag, he approached me strangely and then lunged at me grabbing
my throat without telling me anything. I hit foot on I dont know what and I fell. It fell the
head on something and I have the arm that is dolourous. Now I do again anxiety attacks
because Im too scared to have a concussion, it woke my stress of the aggression I guess.
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Fuxelife. Fortunately, Titi and Jojo have caught him and released me, but seriously, it sucks
the alcolos bonobos like that especially as I tore my jacket, farted my glasses and I saw
nothing on way home. In addition, he felt guilty afterand his girl was ashamed of him. Btw
that is not why he would have sent me a message to ask for forgiveness, the asshole. I could
complain if I knew it could succeed but Jojo and Titi would not have testified for me because
there was a pretty girl who had friendzonned them but they hope to fuck her so they refused to
take side in this story. When he threw himself on me I felt these weird heart beats as if my
heart was going out of me I was more afraid of having an attack than of the asshole and it
disturbed me . I had no need for that. The moral is : the dog was the friendliest and most open
of the party there.
I never give up and I wanted a success so the following Sunday, I sent to Justine then girl
you want to try again to take on you or you think it will never happen?
Why do you care so much about me?
Because I have empathy and I find you attractive but more than 3 times it would the last so
no plan bcd o IDK what
Hahah bah when I have faith I call you
You think Im a dog that you can whistle?
Yes
Well no so either you take on you and you enjoy something out of the ordinary or you stay
in your comfort zone and you stay with your little rotten Plans
And bah .. I dont know Ill see
You will not go far in life if you let it stop you
You put too much pressure Relax yourself
Youre the screwed up then talk to me in a good way
When I will want to see you I will tell you
Like you did not want to see me this week you just freaked out
I have my desires so Ill let you know in advance and Ill stop torturing you and Ill come to
the date. Just relax
Youll see if me I come
Yeah, if you wanna play it like that
Me too I have my desires and the best oral sex of your life youre going to miss it with your
bullshit and you will fuck many losers !!!
dont get upset! and you do not scare me I have already slept with older guys than you
And Ill write maybe on this approach that certain chicks have
Which approach?
Like you: chicks prisoners of their comfort zone you think youre the first girl to get cold
feet and tell lies? you the difference is that youre very rude and that I must teach you respect
Im not rude I tell you whats on my mind unlike other girl exactly. And my last impediment
is because I had to see friends and it was important
No you faked the last TWO times while I leave you a chance to live a great and original
thing limit I have to beg you it is weird
But Im not asking you to beg me!
So my offer still stands one week after that is over for you
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I know that the ultimatum is the low leverage. But I did not give a fuck so I did it anyway. To
challenge the statistics: it worked !!! Yesterday morning, while I was with Virginie at the train
station (she left for a week in Paris and as we arrived early we parked and she sucked and I
was purposely over-hitting my pleasure with the open window to make people around
hallucinate (she also asked me if I would help her discover sodomy)) Justine sent me this
message we can meet later I finish at 3pm
Cool appointment at your place or mine?
Were going at my home, I have not much time so we can meet up and fuck
It does not bother me but it surprises me coming from you who was so scared
So she gave me her address and I checked on Google Maps (remember a lousy story like that
which left me a bitter taste). I arrived at 3:05 p.m. AND no one. I called her, but she did
not answer byt wrote me tit-to-tit I am not at home yet
Okay
Sorry and there I saw a girl with sunglasses entering the building but I was too far and I
just saw her back I was not sure but it could be her according to the measurements. I sent
her a text message asking if it was she, and from there, she has not responded to either the
telephone or texts when I rang like crazy on her door to make her react she held on and gave
no sign of life. Yet it was the real address because there was her name on the door. I just
talked to her housekeeper and other people who were supposed to live there then I realized it
was yet 4:15 p.m.. An hour and a quarter in the sun outside her door like a jerk, seriously. I
have not become a PUA to let girl treat me like that.
I sent in bulk:
Youre the queen of crappy plans and cold feet
If I were you I would answer me because I do not like being taken for a fool and suddenly
youre not going to like what Im doing
And then she said Youre going to write about me?
I pity you, theres no goal to do that especially since YOU have revived me
You are right
I saw you entering in addition
And yes
Well open me at least, assume a little what you do
Im in the shower there and I have my period I thought that only after
Open to me I just want to talk so I did not come for nothing OK ?
no more answer
A little notch I will not eat you.
Oh, not again answer something at least
Ill ring until you blow out
Oh, its amazing that assume a little it will change something
Youre stupider than stupidity or what? Do you find a lot of guys ready to wait 1 hour to
speak to you
Last chance to see me in fun mode after it will piss me off and youre not going to like what
Ill do
I have known a lot of stupid girls but you beat them all its a shame
Oh, and I know you do not have your period you have always been a pussy except that this
time you made me move so it wont stay without consequences
When I think that we could have enjoyed together and that its going to be war instead
If your teachers look at you strangely Tuesday is normal
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And there she reacts, she phoned. Outraged. THIS IS A THREAT OR WHAT ???
SHUT UP LITTLE SHIT THAT WAS TO MAKE YOU RESPOND I HAVE OTHER THING
TO DO THAN SPENDING MY TIME & ENERGY TO PUNISH YOU
Ah OK
LITTLE BITCH SO WHAT WAS THIS PLAN? YOU PLANNED ALL THE TIME TO DO
NOT OPEN TO ME?
No, I swear I do not know what came over me I was afraid
FEAR OF WHAT OF ENJOY TOO HIGH?
No lol
SERIOUSLY I WOULD JUST HAVE DONE YOU THE BEST CUNNILINGUS OF YOUR
LIFE
Im sorry, now I have to go in 1h I really can not see you but I swear I will repay you this
SHUT UP. YOU WILL REPAY NOTHING. I AM AT 5MN IF I COME BACK DO YOU
OPEN?
Uh I really cannot. I have a party tonight to atten and I have to leave in 1 hour but Im
still getting dressed. But I call you and I will come to you place and will make me wait 2
hours if you want.
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MAKING YOU WAIT 2H ME I DONT TAKE ANY
UNHEALTHY PLEASURE TO PISS OFF PEOPLE. WE WILL GO NOWHERE LIKE THAT.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME I NEED PROOF OF GOOD FAITH SO IF YOU DONT OPEN
TODAY IS ITS OVER.
Yeah OK Ill open. But I have only an hour.
We can do things in an hour dont worry.
I went to drink tea. Seriously. Then I called for testing her and she picked up the phone with a
voice of little girl This was to see if youd answer. I really come this time. So I returned
there. And then she opened. Fortunately, otherwise I shitted in her mailbox. Fuck you have to
persevere and be understanding in life! And swallow snakes (as long as its not cocks it suits
me) Well, shes pretty, its something. She has big breasts btw, it was not so obvious on
her pictures. A little too big for my taste but well. This is also the first point I told her. Then
she wore a party black dress and black underwear. I told her that she would not last long at
strip poker with that, it made her laugh, she finally relaxed. She did not stop nervously storing
her stuff, applying cosmetics and preparing her bag. I told her that I was going to piss her pff
while she wore make-up, I touched her everywhere making her little kisses. I even spanked
her after 5 minutes of conversation. I put my hand in her pussy after 7. I felt a string, she
really had her periods. How could she have forgotten this detail ??? I just stroked her clit
while enjoying the surrealism and the incongruity of the situation.
After that was a bit boring because I had nothing to do there. A girl who is preparing for a
party and who must leave in 20 minutes, its just anoying. I wanted to warm her, me. I still
tried a Justine, I have something for you?
whats this ?
Give me your hand youll see She gave it to me and I put it on my dick saying she was
responsible for it and asking her what she planned to do to catch up. She said she would call
me next week when she would not have her period so we have fun together. After she began
lipstick. I told her I was going to take it off. She said it was not a problem, she would put
more of it. Her girlfriend that she had to join called her. I started to fuck in front of her and
then I thought I was going kiss her while she phoned. I did it. Death of laughter. Sometimes I
feel like more like a comedy sketch than a real pick up very fun but perhaps less effective I
should be more serious with my game. With that said, shes a good kisser whats cool.
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After she hung up we French kissed. Finally! Then it was time for her to leave. And was still
hard. So I told her to touch my dick. She did not drag her feet, the naughty. She said she was
proud to have given a hard cock to me. After she touched it without my asking. Shes not a
shy, she quickly vaginally sociable yeah! She was preparing joints and everything then here
we finally left after three false starts. I have not fucked her
I accompanied her to La Rotonde in my car. She confessed me that I was the first guy she met
on the Internet (lie? with her nothing surprises me) and she was proud to have overcome her
stress in spite of herself. Beating all these blockages, damn, I am a true benefactor
Minesweeper. On the way, I told her she had some lipstick on the teeth then I did like it was
because she could not stop jumping on me to kiss me. We were next to 4 riff-raff when I said
it they have hallucinated hearing me it was legendary. She said she thought I was very nice
and funny.
She asked if she worked well with heels or if she was ridiculous. I told her she looked like a
big slut. It was somewhat true but she thought I was kidding. Good for her. I also told him
that I would kidnap her and lock her in my basement but she laughs fuck, me who wanted
to make her a little scared. To say goodbye, she gave me kisses in the neck and all. Funny
how the girls who go to their first parties look like big sluts because they do too much too
much . Anyway, it was good anyway. And there was a hammock in her apartment to fuck it
is probably cool.
I spoke to my father and he also agrees with me. It is around 17-18 years old they are most hot
but they are a little inexperienced and therefore unconscious so pains in the ass. They do not
take advantage of it enough, and neither do we. What a waste ! Well, she I do not know if I
will fuck her in doggy-style like Baftimbi Gomis making the panther when he scores a goal
because she is the queen of muddles and flakes, lies, etc.
After I went swimming my km and by going out of the pool, I had her lipstick on my beard. It
holds well that crap! This is waterpouffe! At the exit, I saw a bald who was using the
hairdryer.
May the God of Game cleanses me!
NB: I read The Game for the 6th time now. At page 200 of the edition I have, theres a
chapter on Zan. I totally recognize myself in his style I will focus on his work. Theres also
Steve P and Hypnotica giving orgasms through speech thanks to NLP who are interesting I
wonder if I should or not work on it for my anxiety attacks.
PS = I clarify something for my readers : I do not write on the blog about all the girls that I
meet, kiss or bang. Sometimes they ask me to dont write or to make them unrecognizable,
and I do it because I am respectful. BUT Justine was cool not at all with me as you were able
to read it thus I do not see why I would make her a favor.
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Multiple erections at the Law university prom gala
June 20th 2015,

Well. I went to the gala of the law university with Yellow Laughter and we played to Crash &
Burn. Moreover, since this little coaching he is warm to approach and practice direct game (it
was a trigger for him, he saw that it is easy and that it pays).
The party was pretty funny but I was not really into it because my mind is elsewhere yet (I
spent four job interviews and wait for the answers to start in early July). It was a few days ago
so I do not remember much except that I kissed the girl of the letters colleges BDE (student
office). I remember that because she was stuck to me, so I asked her if she wanted me to kiss
her, she replied no
But your body is so close it looks like you want me
OK I admit.
So kiss kiss, and then after I asked her to have sex with me, she said yes but she was so
drunk that 1h later she kissed another dude and didnt even remember she had said OK FOR
HAVING SEX WITH YOU . She did not sleep with him, for that matter she went to bed
alone. The ravages of alcohol! What a waste ! The moral is: do not listen to drunk chicks. Or
fuck them right away if you have fewer scruples than me (jk Im not an angel).
I met a few fans of my blog that night. Including a girl who came talking to me in English.
She fucked up an approach in addition, by ruining the conversation like a big bitch. I said Id
recognized her, I had spoken to her on FB she said no, I was wrong, she was English and
everything. Okay, so I said OK thats no problem. I asked her what she wanted and then
we talked a long time. After half an hour, she said, HAHAHA Im not English you do not
recognize me youre so bad we have already spoken on FB
Oh yeah I said that I had recognized you
no
OK.
Then go for it prove it whats my name?
Ah that I dont remember
Ah you see youre a liar . It just cannot remember the name of all the people who write to
me on the Internet: its not a lack of respect, it is just humanly impossible . For them, they
write to the PUA of Aix. But for me, its just one more person who writes to me Finally
here it was: the ravages of alcohol bis. Me too Im a weirdo sometimes (even sober) I cannot
say the opposite, then please forgive me. Im thinking in particular about the last party with
Jojo and Titi after which they decided to dont talk to me anymore (but they never said it they
said they said they have no problem but the acts talk louder than words) but really : they
put me a crazy pressure, brought me in a shitty evening and have not at all assumed ! Its
over, I wont do demonstrations in such situations to please my fans ! Im not a freak!
I nevertheless had a good laugh at this gala. A friend took coke, thats a problem. I do not say
+1 because it leaves traces all the life on the heart. Finally I wouldnt do that, but
everyone does what he wants with his body. Even alcohol I do not say +1 anymore : I
made a long way when I think of it.
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At the garden party before the gala itself, I laughed a lot with a friend of Yellow Laughter. A
short 18 old girl who was the girlfriend of an homosexual dude who did not fuck her. I
warmed her a little for fun, and YL told me that she wondered if she would make her first
one-night-stand the first night with me. She decided that no when I kissed the girl of the BDE.
Its a shame to be so jealous, we could have made a threesome !!!
Otherwise, less cool: I had to go to the police. The Metallers really sucks (Padawans mate).
He is so needy of attention he is ready to do anything so that Im interested in him I
explain :
For a few months, he leaves a lot of comments on my blog, I am forced to remove without
answering and the more I delete them, the more he leaves comments the more he is
unhappy to be censored. These are insults, explanations of why Im a big mentally ill
person he even wanted to advise me a very good shrink because he thinks he is a model
of balance, etc.
As he saw it did not reach me, he began to send messages to some chicks that are on my FB
contacts. He told them shit like what I have STD or stuff like that (the last I had it was 2 years
ago and I am healed). So I locked my contact list.
Then, he made up his mind to call my mother (he had the number by Padawan) to explain
that I harass one of his friends (the banker), and it bothers him because she was his girl or I
dunno what. WHAT THE FUCK! Bad luck for him, he fell on the answering machine and it
left a mark. I checked with the banker: she does not want him and never told anyone that I
harass her (besides I had not talked to her for a while). My mom laughed when she heard the
message once I have explained her.
Now The metallers requires that I close my blog because I supposedly defame him. He even
made a lawyer write me a letter (one of his friend who is specialist in totally something else)
I laughed at that! If I was a bastard I could write to the Bar for intimidation and
complacency letter full of nonsense!
In order to best prepare the next crazy this guy will imagine, I collected the testimonies of
seven chicks he harassed and the one of the banker who says it was shit these charges and I
reunited everything in a folder. I also have the messages he sends to my friends on FB. For
defamation I can fuck him when I want.
I also kept a copy of the comments in which he insulted me and called me a psychopath and
everything. Public name calling is also a crime.
Unable to do anything, he gave my number to one of his friends from Paris who enjoys
signaling my FB accounts (so they are blocked but it does not work because I have validated
with an identity card). A big weirdo who also harassed 6ft (the metallers makes a one itis on
her like on every chicks that have given him a little of attention for example they tag her on
FB saying that shes a slut who takes coke or they ring at her door at night). In short, I do not
understand why Padawan leaves his buddy do that I think its shameful certainly we
decided to put distance between us but thats not a reason to become a stupid asshole!
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The guy I do not know, the poet of Paris, is really the dumbest and the most full hate. He says
shit and insults me, but with his phone number. I just screened that and certified that to the
police. This is when the policeman wanted to call them both to calm down before possibly
complain. He did it: The metallers returned his brain by victimizing so I had to call myself
to put things right. I recorded everything. It was ridiculous, he denies but any behaviorist can
see that he is guilty by his way of speaking and playing with words I do not harasses I troll
ahlala you do not understand humor. At the end I said ohhh youre actually envious
because youd like to fuck chicks like the banker. He has no clitoris, but then he hung up
without answering so I hit a nerve! The envy its when youre not jealous of a millionaire
on TV but youre jealous of your friend who has earned a lot of money and youll do
anything to spoil his pleasure instead of working on yourself to do the same. Its hard to
be a PUA !
In short, the policeman told me that I can sue them for malicious calls whenever I want. I
keep it under wraps: Im gonna see if they calm down now if not Im gonna be forced to
make my move. I would take no pleasure but hey, we cannot always turn the other cheek. But
I leave them a chance.
Meanwhile I read the old FB conversations with the Metallers and I kept the best extracts,
especially where he says he enjoys my blog but do not assume. Where he says that the chicks
are all stupid and all the guys rednecks except him. It says he is ready for anything even to
betray his friends for a girl (he always try to pick up the chicks of his friends). It is full of
contradictions, he changes his mind all the time, speaks badly of everyone. He is so
megalomaniac that I thought he was joking: he calls himself a genius who will save
humanity with his thesis. In seduction, he does like me, using my techniques just like the
poke but never one single thank you instead I have threats and insults by email. With
him everything is always better elsewhere, the society is rotten, everyone is idiot (except him
of course) but he still lives in Aix. He claims to be a higher intelligence, gives lessons to
everyone but is unable to finish his thesis and has never measured his IQ. He says he is
autistic / psycho / evil manipulator. He acknowledged that he regularly have unhealthy
obsessions about girls: 4 at least have wanted to file a complaint against him and several of
his friends turned away from him because they were crazy . But of course when you
listen, its always the others who have a problem, who have lost their mind. He even admits
having printed naked photos that his ex had sent to him and putting it into her school: its
nasty! Before, I trusted him because he was a friend of Padawan but now I see through his
game. With this document I can discredit him in the eyes of any judge.
Finally, he is lucky I work to become a Buddhist to calm my anxiety attacks either I would
have retaliated against him a long time ago. Moreover, finally, I recommend some books to
help you if you also have nerve problems. Or at least to better manage this damn thing. Here
are those who have helped me most:
CURE stress, anxiety and depression without medication or psychoanalysis by David
Servan-Schreiber
Healing your Inner Child by Moussa Nabati
Done with anxiety attacks by Shirley Trickett
The great epic of Uncle Scrooge
Praise of lucidity by Ilios Kotsou
The Monk and the Philosopher by Mathieu Ricard and Jean-Franois Revel
Buddhas Brain by Rick Hanson and Rick Mendius
The strength of the emotions by Christophe Andr and Franois Lelord
- 204 -
Meditate daily by Christophe Andr

Small intellectual self-defense courses by Normand Baillargeon
The Emotional Intelligence, Daniel Goleman
Sebastiens blog Towards a serene life
Several days after the gala, I received this message from a girl to whom I spoke quickly. She
came to me and told me that the photographer of the party was very good (although she did
not assume to have recognized me from my blog) and I answered yes the photographer has
a big tool that helps . She did not answer, had turned on her heel and left. But a few days
later I received this shit on FB:
At the gala of my college, I met someone with extremely dirty mind. It reminded me you so
much it was dirty, until someone told me that I was right and that it was you. Like what
emoticon wink
Who spilled the beans?
A source. You know, he has many friends Yellow Laughter. I dont regret that night, to have
turned around without even apologizing because I was so moved
He has too many friends who are girls to be honest. You regret a little either youd not
spend energy writing to me
And without blogging, he is quite good Yellow Laugher [its easy to have girls who are
friends when you fuck no one]. No lol. Ill just want to tell you that you are such a monster by
message. The world is too small sometimes. Good night
This is your opinion. If I was interested I could question myself.
[And then she blocked me! They are people who too much take themselves to for center of the
world!]
I saved the best for the end: I have fucked a chick of the garden party. Not the ugliest btw (she
was cute but a bit short), but not the hottest either (sorry but I saw awesome beauties there).
I contacted a lot of girls after the party. Many have not answered. She, she asked me how
did you find me on FB
Hot!
No, but how did you get my name I typed her name and did scroll through the list, hoping
we have friends in common but I would never tell her that. Jokes aside, she was already
feverish but had a boyfriend. Therefore I invited her over two days later, one afternoon, under
false pretense like would have done an AFC who assumes nothing (to speak of anxiety
attacks because she makes some too) and after that we finally fucked once. I guess she
already knew what awaited her by coming, otherwise she would not have come, she just
needed an excuse to cheat on her dude. There was not much resistance during my physical
escalation. She was tense but passive.
Like what, I managed to turn those fucking anxiety attacks to my advantage! Finally! Encore
une victoire de Canard! I hope she does not feel too guilty because it would spoil the orgasm
that my naughty tongue gave her (the relaxation has been difficult so it took a while).
- 205 -
One last revelation before leaving you:

Titi, why do you or Jojo never like my articles on FB?
Simple
Because we dont assume being players in public
Nevertheless it is a subject that interests people and the girls like that we try to improve
Yeah it is a reflection we can to have
if you upload a new version of the diary of Cajun, I will like it
Yeah but 99 % of the guys think like you, it is annoying because it doesnt allow me to
develop on the social networks
We are still too far in the game to be able to assume
in any case, me
May the God of the Game help you to relax and live a peaceful life while banging beautiful
babes!
- 206 -
Whats going on in Yukon ?
On July 11th 2015,

I spent 4 interviews for a job, one in Paris and 3 in Lyon. I was accepted in two companies
and I chose the one I liked most a priori.
Since my last post, I moved in the center of Lyon. Although my shrink said that anxious
people have problems to dare to move, I think Im stronger than that. Welcome to the state 69,
its a figure that promises Its a beautiful city. The girls here all do bike so they have a nice
ass. Seriously, I see a lot with beautiful legs. Its exciting (however there are not only sex
bombs there are also H-bombs). In the subway, there is affluence of pheromones. With this
proximity between people, in my opinion, we should all have fire in the ass. We should be
anesthetized, it drives crazy otherwise.
People here are much calmer, more sociable, more friendly, more open than in the South.
Theres no comparison! How rude & excited & not punctual people in the south by
comparison! And I also talk about traders and all Its another world! Compared to Paris, I
do not even want to compare here its cool I feel way better than with this band of completely
pretentious morons who believe they are the center of the world. Im not anti-Parigots but the
company where I spent my interview in Paris : they were fucking assholes. I left by slamming
the door. And that fucker called me Southern wanker . All this because he saw on my
resume that I worked on a beach near Saint Tropez.
In short, here in the 69, I started staying with my cousins from Lyon, a little outside the city. It
was not very easy, I admit, but it was nice to welcome me. I had more than an hour of
transport to go to work. I really had the shitty life metro-work-sleep . I pity the people who
do that all their lives even if sometimes one does not have a choice.
To have fun a little bit, I used Tinder. I had a date the first week with a nurse. Not bad but a
little chubby, the cutie here they do not know olive oil, they put cream and butter
everywhere. City of gastronomy foremost while Im from the city of Kalashnikov! In addition
they do not know the slang here reum , for example, my co-workers do not know.
In short, by text message, she told me she wanted to suck me but she was menstruating. So,
we met in a bar. I thought it would be a long-term investment but big mistake! I tried to
kiss her neck, she stepped back. I did succeed finally but hey, it was weird. Hot in word, cold
in face to face. She ended up confessing she had a boyfriend and that eventually she did not
dare to cheat on him, blablabla.
So, I told her to contact me when they would have broken up (yeah because with such a
mentality they will break up soon). I have attached a photo of me, topless. Its a bit
pretentious, but well. I do not like that they make me waste my time, I find it disrespectful, so
Im disrespectful in return. Especially that TIME is what I miss the most, after sex, at the
moment. The thing is that I went back to my cousins at 22h after that date : I just had time to
eat and go to sleep : rest thats what I miss the most right now.
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Well, Ive not lost everything eh since I still had a good time and found a nice bar on the
banks of the Rhone. Theres lots of people out there doing aperitifs on the lawn beside the
barges. It has a romantically sexual side. Seriously, population density is 10 times more than
Aix. As soon as I regained full health (hopefully soon) I can make easy 4FC / month, I guess.
For now, Im not too much anxious here but I have already got fat of 2 kg. Must say that I eat
anything I must change. Restaurant every day I still have my post-traumatic stress too.
Someone ran yesterday in the street behind me and my fist closed I turned back I almost
slapped when I saw it was a child I calmed down and I realized that I still had my trauma.
No more digressions. I seduced two other chicks on Tinder and I received pictures of their
breasts and legs. Not yet their asses. But hey, its something. One is on holiday in Avignon.
The other is gone spending time with her parents in Normandy. This is a big gap between the
two! I hope they also do it in bed !!!
Last week (I had no time to write before for sorry), I went to a girl who is saleswoman at H &
M. We discussed almost since I arrived in Lyon on Tinder. Then a blessed day, she sent
offhand her number: I replied do we speak in numbers now?
It will be more convenient . So by texts every day, I asked her what color were her
underwear, and she answered, it was fun and sometimes she told me she was sleeping naked
it turned me on. Do not blame me, Im a just a straight man! I sent her a photo of me
topless to spend time and she said yummy. OMG! My love juice detector s panicked!
By texts, I sent her its hard today at work and Im not talking about my penis ; I would
have had a great desire to make love to you this morning before going to work ; I am hard
are you all wet? ; I have a pretty incredible erection at the moment its a shame to spoil
it ; If you laugh at my joke youre half in bed
-haha haha then I laugh twice so Im fully in it.
One day she told me she would get tested every six months because she loves sucking and
swallowing. I replied that I love licking. She invited me to her house the following weekend.
So she was not a small pussy cat who talk to guys to spend time then flakes because she is too
scared to get a hit! The same evening the agreed day, I sent I am here in 14 minutes to the
address you gave me
Very precise Actually I arrived 45 minutes later The route looked smaller on the plane..
It was a chance that Im late, her gay roommate just left working in his haunted hotel. It
seems he tells her things he sometimes sees at night and she is REALLY scared. I just had to
comfort her after. Gays are our friends!
A beautiful blonde opened the door. Seriously, really not bad, the girl! She wanted to kiss me
on the landing but I avoided her to increase the sexual tension. I gave her a kiss on the neck.
We went to her room. There was a mouse. Seriously. What a crazy girl. Its been already the
second crazy girl in Lyon. Anyway, I was too hungry for sex. And she was hot then for what I
had to do
We kissed and everything : I started fingering her, she was too hot so she removed her top. I
understand, you must know that its the dog days here, it is almost 40 C in addition with
pollution, we suffocate, its not easy South for warmth thats better, theres a little bit of air
at least!
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I did the same with my shirt and then took off her panties (she opened the door in shirt/shorty
to be sure I fuck her the naughty chick). I licked her a long time and she orgasmed. Then she
said me when I come it puts me KO . She then sucked me (it was so good we can see that
she has experience) and has lied down on the bed, turned back and fell asleep. I took a photo
of her ass then I left. Im not a bitch usually I dont do stuff like that but then I found that it
was rude to treat me this way. And Id be happy to fuck her but well after all I prefer blowjobs
so its OK Im satisfied. Then I too much needed to unload, it feels really good! It is
frightening how I have no time between trips, job, fatigue, I keep swimming with great
difficulty to squeeze it into my schedule, etc. It became urgent to organize otherwise there
would be one less PUA on this planet!
On my way back, I really freaked out: I went through a neighborhood where there was only
Arab outside and only guys. It was the evening of a day of Ramadan so they had to leave it go
and get drunk. But they were not really aggressive, not like home. So its OK. Some were
whistling chicks but because I have no pussy, Im quiet on that side. I went home not too late
so I could sleep to catch my sleep late.
Yesterday I sent her a text message asking if she had the result of her testing, but she did not
answer the bitch. I have a right to know yet, right?
Otherwise, I found an apartment at 10 minutes from my office. I just moved there Thursday
evening and I just received my box, thats why I write you today. With my cousins, we were 5
on the same connection so it was a mess. I was doing the bare minimum. I did not even watch
porn :)
So I might be able to have a life outside work even if it will not be easy because I do almost
45h at work (not the numbers it changes me who got up rarely before noon but well its how
we will save the country, how we contribute, in short how we become a spread man who
deserves his social rights) I might be able to play sports and to pick up chicks the WE! I
am anxious that my body gets used to this lifestyle. Here Im still dealing with a lot of stuff
like the bank and many other formalities!
I will also continue to pick up on the Internet because it works well. Anyway, it is statistical,
Lyon is far bigger than Aix therefore there are a lot more of targets. In addition it is a different
state of mind here, Im not saying that there is no pain in the ass, but well. It is something else
and as I reached saturation that makes me feel good to change my air. It makes me feel good
to see other human beings like me, going out of my countryside is reassuring and make me
face reality.
At work its going well. My colleagues are cool. Finally, most of them because theres still
two that my colleagues call big bitches . Me they have not done anything bad to me so I
am waiting to see. A Viper (to whom I put my anaconda or my boa constrictor) and a
Fat ma in tornado mode. The viper is quite sexy with her naughty glasses but according to
the other members of the office she is a slut who refers everything to the boss. Anyway, it is
Ramadan so I cannot even fuck her.
Anyway, I had said I would not do it at work. I do not mix cloths, underwear and strings.
Meanwhile, I have fun with my colleagues (with some customers too : one called me and said
whats going on in Yukon with my VAT? ) and I especially dont want to mix the game in
all that. This will be my secret garden. Shaved.
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We can say that my seduction skills helped me to integrate myself at work and to have the
apartment I wanted despite competition, etc. Communication / psychology helps for
everything.
Here, what I like is that nobody knows my blog so I made a new FB account Im trying to
keep clean. And especially, the 3 assholes who spend their lives on my blog and harass me
cannot find me like that. By the way, I put them a big fat finger in the ass. Or two fingers.
They are bastards who enjoy signaling my FB account, sending me letters of threats (well, at
Aix) demanding that I close my blog, etc. They send me texts like what Im a goblin with a
double chin etc. It runs in a loop, makes no sense, it is pure frustration. One of them is a
fucking liar who tells me that he works in a group of traders that he has the best lawyers with
him so I can not intent anything against him and he fucks Greek and earns 15,000 per month
BUT OF COURSE! Such a bullshit its a shame! When you really are a guy like that
you not break the balls to the entiere world.
Finally here, I dont know not many people on Lyon even though I made out with 5 or 6
chicks that moved here (before I install) and I have a good friend. I will try to meet guys who
are in the game too, but I intend to avoid the needy or immature or people like that. Here I
want to be more normal.
This week, Virginie will come. In fact, her parents are moving to Grenoble except they have
not yet found a place. She therefore does not really know where to sleep during the end of
July so I will be enjoy with my honey. In August, I will have three weeks of vacation so I plan
to go back in Aix at least two weeks to see my cat and my dog that I miss too (and go to the
sea so that a girl in submarine mode sucks my salty cock by swallowing some iodine). For
me, the game in Lyon will seriously begin in September. Meanwhile I will do it without
excess.
Despite my depression, I still fucked thirty chicks this season. So, if you want to become a
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Did I create a monster or a source of pleasure?

This text is a bonus in my Diary of a French PUA 2
Both sitting cross-legged on the bed, side by side, she is waiting for my help to solve a
problem I give her management courses (very innocents) for two months, but she comes
every lesson dangerously closer, brushes my thigh by accident and talks too slowly, looks
at me in the eyes too long to be honest she wants me, I guess!
I am not a gynecologist, but I can recognize the symptoms of desire: Dizzy, difficulty
concentrating, blank stare, sweet voice, beginning of erection I should not, but yet, I let
myself be seduced. Why shouldnt I ? Its simple, from what I understood: she is a virgin and
has never even kissed a boy because of her shyness She refuses the advances of guys
because she wants to choose for herself the one who would be worthy of being the first one
for life (quote). I look at her and she is downright hot, but too young for me and this is my
only student I would not want to fuck up my business. And the truth is that I would prefer
that she find someone who in the same situation than her to share her first kiss and her first
orgasm for life .
I must go away from this place before reaching the point of no return. Well, uh, I need to go
brushing my cats teeth Yes, see you next week.
Do you want to come on Tuesday night instead? There will not be my parents, it will be
quieter.
Uh yeah, Ill see. Finally I think that I have a party that night, but we will see. Whew, one
more minute and I would have fucked in her teenage bedroom with her mother nearby.
Imagine she comes while I lick her daughter for the first time in her life Fucking trauma
for the child. AND FOR THE MOTHER! No, no, I have to erase these strange thoughts in my
sick brain.
At the same time, it is a real future trap for guys, a kind of time bomb: long sweet legs that
support a firm buttocks, flat stomach, slightly dark skin, blue almond eyes and long hair
smelling good I admit its enough for me to be bewitched them. And I confess that, from
time to time before falling asleep I slide one hand in my boxers with her in mind. Then I
feel this wave of positive energy over me. Mesmerized by her pheromones accumulated
during class, I feel absorbed in a whirlwind of pleasure mixed with repressed desire.
FUCK, Im living in Aix. Okay, its not Paris, but I see every day very cool girls. They
certainly do not want something else than sex as they have, for the most part, left school to
hang out on the terrace during the day and get drunk in the evening. I could fantasize on any
but no, I touch myself thinking of my little pupil of 16 years.
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I know its in our male genes to be attracted to youth. Indeed, a team of American
anthropologists said that a significant age difference in a relationship is an evolutionary
advantage, which led to increase life expectancy. Basically, men are able to reproduce until
the age of 70 years and sometimes more. However, past fifty these ladies are deprived of
their fertility by the arrival of menopause. Conclusion: if people want to continue to
perpetuate their genes, they are forced to turn to younger sexual partners. For the authors, the
fertility of older men is a selective advantage allowing to fight against deleterious mutations
autosomal . In other words : the fact that men reproduce longer allows the human species as
a whole to extend our life expectancy. The researchers also point out that in traditional
societies, young women often have much older partners. All is very normal so Im normal
Gooooo on the young girl! But with scruples, which changes everything.
On Tuesday evening, I find myself in front of her home and tells myself that I will just teach a
class. A simple one. But in really I have come to see what will happen. Im always curious to
discover how the universe decided to organize things, and then I never chicken out its a
matter of principle. But if it turns out it is the concrete opportunity to be her first time, I do
not think I would take advantage. Its not right Im just here because of curiosity and to
earn money.
Were going in my room as usual? I have not tied up the living room, sorry
Yes, of course, no problem. Damned, the spider has woven its web. A glance towards the
door that moves away while I rush into the trap. She shows me her last exam, she had 11/20
But I see blur, I cannot concentrate fuck, I do not actually give a shit about her exam. Her
scent invades my nostrils and my heart accelerates in Woody Woodpecker mode. I capsizes
like if I was in the Titanic. I should do something, but what? Mechanically, I spread a lock of
her beautiful face: she is silent, turns her face to me and fixes me with her emerald eyes. I
want her so my mouth brushes hers then she suddenly catch me and put her tongue in my
mouth after several soft kisses and all her sexual energy untapped. Kiki starts to feel cramped
in my jeans.
I know its wrong, I just cross the solid line. I will lose 4 points on my license and be fined. I
hide my discomfort For a brief moment, I have the opportunity to run away but I did not
seize it and would rather put my hands on her. She lies down: I remove my shoes and join her.
No word, nothing, none of us wants to ruin everything She hugs me against her, I undress
her, I undress myself. With one hand, I unhooked her bra and then take one of her nipples in
my mouth. I manage to forget who she is and imagine Im trying to make love to any girl
picked up in a club. Im not saying its good or its bad, its just easier like that for me to do
her some dirty things. To do her the things I would not dare to do otherwise to a so pure girl
She told me thats how she wanted it to happen, anyway I guess it was the goal then alls
well that ends well.
The following days I thought about her a lot, about what I had done. I phoned her and
everything. We met up again a few times and then decided to stop the lessons. I did not
fantasize about her anyway. Why ? No idea. Perhaps was I only attracted to her innocence.
Perhaps I felt like shit when I maintained the eye contact with her mother
The story should have ended there In fact, she should never have started. But no ! One
month later, I started to see her out by night. She began to go out in bars and clubs. With her,
a different man each time. Thanks, she said to me sometimes. But what did I do for her?
Did I create a sex machine? Do I have released a monster freed of her illusions?
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A split second, I thought I had discovered a vocation of realizator of fantasies for myself. In
fact, women who have not started or are not taking advantage of their sexuality, are
everywhere. I see a lot in the street who did not dare leave their infidel husbands, on the beach
so busy with their ungrateful kids or in seedy restaurants feeling sorry about breaks up ten
years ago, etc.
All had their chance, one day, but all have not seized it. They were full of youth, humor,
sensuality in short, potential. Around them many suitors whom would eventually stifle that
inner fire. Slowly or brutally, I could fuck some of them, one after another. Give them back
some of their enthusiasm. I would not do that for me but especially for helping them. So that
their inner self-esteem awakens, that these women understand that they have a long life that
waits for them. I could be a super hero in the service of seduction of broken hearts.
That said, I quickly perceived the fault of my plan: it is not me who have seduced the kiddo
It was her who did all the work. Maybe its her, finally, who gave me back a part of my youth.
Thank you, bitch.
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The night will be long

Hafid will come over, he wants to go out to meet girls. Fortunately he is late because I am too.
Im still in boxer: not shaved for two weeks, recovering from my last night hangover by
chowing down on beer (seriously, it works). I have to move my ass : go take a shower (alone
this time I really try to wash myself), then spritz the One Million (a real girl trap this perfume)
and finally suit up with a black shirt (when I dont know what to wear I choose black).
Despite my laziness, I am ready before he arrived (this guy is always even later than those
who are late). Frankly, if it was not for him, I would have stayed at home to watch a hot porn
and send pokes on Facebook. But Hafidou is a real bro for example, if my car breaks
down, without hesitation I call HIM to come and help me (what I mean is that we are not just
linked by our relationship with the girls unlike with many other guys). So, I cannot refuse him
anything (or almost). Dringdring , he landed around midnight with an incredible energy.
Damn, what drug did he took this bastard!
We go out in a pub. Smile. Input.. Chicks in every corner, they drink, laugh, throw glances
right and left (they want to be approached). Each girl is unique and increasingly intoxicated
by the smell of PacoRabanne that invades the room. Each contains endless possibilities of
potential adventures if we can tell them what they want to hear and more important to say
it the right way (body language). It has always fascinated me to realize how we should not
trust appearances, how the nerve pays and how everything is possible with the Human.
Sometimes they look like the worst bitches on Earth but in fact they are super cool (and vice
versa, I guess).
Two hot babes who do look like bitches (in their twenties) approach the bar. Gottago
approaching either Im gonna twiddle my thumbs all night long. Hesitation Im not warm.
I feel the hand of Hafid in my lower back that firmly pushes me towards the duo. Oh, I hate
when he does that, why doesnt he go there him? On the other hand, its a great concept for
shy guys who need a wingman. Ill patenting the Hafidoushand.
If I listened to Marx, I would dismiss the responsibility of my hesitations on society. If I
listened to Freud, it would be on my parents. And if I listened astrology, it would be about the
Universe. In reality, I think I am the only one responsible for my actions and therefore my
results so I gotta move my ass, no choice, I must go there. Because in fact I think we can
only blame ourselves if we did not have the courage to live out, if we did not listen to our
desires, if brief we have not exploited our full potential (which does not prevent certain and
certain to find excuses to justify their inaction and feel better) Fuck, I should have done
studies of philosophy.
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I absolutely do not remember how I approached those two chicks, I just remember them
having said to them Its now were young . This sentence has since become my slogan. Im
surprised they are still talking to us but I guess that people are happy to talk with new
people if approached properly and if we do not try to sell them something. Personally, the
only thing Im trying to sell is my body and free of charge in addition, does it count? The
conversation was then divided and I attacked the tall blonde (in my opinion 175cm + 10cm
heels) while Hafid was negotiating an unhealthy doggy with the sexy brunette.
By talking with my Barbie, I learn she is pregnant. Not for logn, but I still continue to flirt
because I like the dark side. I do not think Im Darth Vader or anything (although I have a
beautiful pink lightsaber) but this is the most interesting in my opinion, thats all. Indeed, all
the adventures you can live in Aix at night involve the dark side of the Force. Angels sleep
soundly for a long time at this hour and paradoxically dream about the dark side. Because
the more one tries to silence it, the more it gets stronger And yeah, it attracts everyone, just
like Megan Fox does. Personally, I sleep like a baby: my dreams are full of kisses, pancakes
and giant teddy bear. The dark side, for me, its to represent temptation in the eyes of some
chickens. But I do it for their owngood. For the love of women. Someone has to do the job!
The conversation becomes so exciting that the bar closes, but we did not see the time fly. Its
crazy, it also happens to me sometimes when I have sex I guess its normal. Just like last time
we got home around 10pm with a princess: we did it twice and when she left it was 2am.
But what the fuck , where did the time fly? What did we do? Seriously, I would have
realized it if I had banged during 4 hours Even if we also talked a bit, warm-ups,
preliminary & co In short, sex is time consuming. Perhaps even more than Facebook So
you should think carefully before having sex (no Im kidding it sucks to think in these
moments).Well.
So, they wantsus to accompany them So here we are with Hafid each one with a girl : arm
in arm. We protect them fromvillains and sex-starved dudes the truth is I arrive at the
shoulders of mine (so it is her who protected me) but if she doesnt care about seize, me
neither. On the other hand, having sex with her, that would be wrong. But I never chicken out,
so I wanted see where it would lead us. But damn, she is pregnant, fuck! I am not going to
ejaculate on a fetus! So I abort the mission. Hafid still takethe number of his girl before
leaving, then we escorte the blonde to her place. She gives me a kiss on the cheek, and it is
good for me after all the Frenchkissesthat happened that night. A threesome with her, it would
have been too much.
On returning, the screen light of my computer and the purring of the cat (and the purring of
the computer) soothe me. Marie is connected on FB on her mobile, it is almost 4am, she goes
back home after a party and she wants us to meet up. Understand, I work this chip for two
weeks and now she wants to come over The girls also have a brain, she knows what she has
just signed for by proposing this after.
Legendary text message with : btw do you have a sex toy you ?
no it is broken
ah thats why you want to meet up so
The night will be long. Think about me.
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Explosive mixture
Two sisters in the same bed, mission impossible? Even for Tom Cruise? We will see
The young hedonistic
All wet, Pauline (one of the sisters) goes out of the pool of her parents. If you want my
opinion, they have a wealthy father who used his status to marry a hottie Hottie who made
two daughters models then divorced because he was never home, reaching a beautiful pension
she enjoys in this very moment under the sun with a young gigolo. Results: two hotties a little
bit weak in their head, more or less left to themselves trying to fill a void by adopting an
extreme approach to sexuality to try to interest a little bit daddy (even in a negative way)
without success. Luckily, our paths crossed when she contacted me via my blogwith a so
shitty opener that if it was you who used it the girls would not even look at you before
sending you to Hell, so whos your daddy ?
My air was filled with a strong smell of chlorine when she suddenly glued to me. The more I
spent my hands almosteverywhere on her naked shoulders, on her muscled stomach by her
cardio and her hip of young woman, the more we wanted each other. I love girls like her who
take advantage of their 20 years by intensely and freely living the moment. No judgment, just
fun. It is also my creed. So I guided her to her room (not easy when youre mouth to mouth, in
addition she closed her eyes). I violently thrown her on the bed, and it made her laugh: but a
teasing and female juvenile laugh tickled my ears as I went down to kiss her swimsuit bottom.
She stayed lying down, staring at me as claiming for more even if she already knew the
outcome.
What did this pretty blonde expected from me, basically I do not know. Maybe she was
looking for a form of acceptance? After all, I was in her eyes, her beautiful favorite writer
(I quote) Maybe she was trying to getmore mature? Why do chicks look for it while its
just a trap made by adults to try to make us become one day as miserable than them? Maybe
she was just libertine, and only wanted to give, take and enjoy. In any case, it was the same
thing for me.Anyway, this is the kind of answers Ill never get, unfortunately.
The former nun
Alexandra sweating, arched and bit her lower lip. She was sexy and wild, what an explosive
mixture Well, it was really exciting to watch her. An explosive mixture that filled my test
tube of mad scientist. That said, it took a while for the preliminary to warm her at this point so
I was very proud. She is on meme, trembling a little. Totally clenched, she clung to the sheets,
like if she was afraid of losing balance. Oh, Im not a bull at the Feria de Nmes (even if Im a
bull in bed) !!!
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A cute little metro ticket conceal her nudity she had not tamed yet. She asked me to be
soft I guess its what a girl alwayswish for her first time (I cannot imagine a fuck me
hard, Im a virgin ). She had pushed away all her various suitors because she saw in them
bounty hunters like BobaFett seeking reward after screwing Princess Leia with his lightsaber
(but my favorite character remains Chewbacca). Everything must be perfect, she should be
able to think about it again on her death bed and say it was really perfect.I had to prove I was
a good choice. THE GOOD CHOICE. It put on me a sigh of pressure, but it went well
eventually. Must say, I begin to know how.
It is also an experience that marked me in terms of understanding: I remember she sought her
own gaze in the mirror of her room when she made me get in her. It happened between her
pussy and her mind, so I closed my eyes and I left them together, being only a man-object at
that moment.
Which one to choose? Why should I choose?
Pauline slept with 32 guys: I was not much to her eyes, while I was the total sexual story of
Alexandra. I should not break her heart I should not propose a 3some with her sister.
Damned, it tempts me! It is impossible anyway, she chose a guy with a conscience
Consciousness that ordered me to dont spoil the reputation of men in her eyes (others will do
that for me, I have no doubt about that but the first impression is important). Thus leaving the
place ready for the next seducer who would cross herdestiny. And yes, we are supposed to be
united, us as men. I say supposed because some make me ashamed and are not
supportivein my back. In short, there is not only female solidarity that is fucked up, eh!
So, I did not really have a choice, this is the hedonistic nympho who suffered. But that night,
as I fell asleep with her sister, Pauline fucked an ex A dirty drug dealer, a big asshole, but I
had nothing to say She chose to punish me, punish her sister , punish her dad and punish
herself. One stone four shots, plus I think he was stone (no Im kidding). Theres nothing
worse than a girl with a broken heart who seeks revenge. Its going to fuck all-out in this
room if she destroys the bed, but I do not want to be held responsible.
Take cover.
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Have you already acceded to an inaccessible girl?

Have you ever met an inaccessible girl? The kind of somewhat haughty princess because
she knows shes hot, the kind that guys seem to annoy because getting what she wants from
them is too easy for her, the kind who makes no effort to be friendly. Alice falls into this
category. She is tall, brunette with blue eyes, quite lovely breasts and legs I dont wanna
talk about it :I do not want to be held responsible for a wave of depression over the south of
France! A perfectly flat stomach, a natural and beautiful mouth and a skin of an incredible
purity. The kind that when she enters a room, the guys shut up their mouths to better stare at
her: its like those girls in magazines, except that she is not photoshopped, HER.
Hafid had met her by doing some SPU the university of letters and had invited us all to a late
aperitif in one of my favorite bars in the old town. In the eyes of the sexbomb, I was just
aninhabitnt of Aix like the others (neither tall enough nor handsome enough nor rich enough
to seduce her with my passive assets only) I really had to try to change that.
I tried to include her in the conversation because she played it distant with the group, and I
confess that she looked not really interested by naughty boy I am (thats an understatement):
if women are more attracted to power, money and social status so why would they rather
sleep with Guillaume Canetthan with Franois Hollande?
Because Hollande, he isfat and ugly. shehad responded casually without further explore
the issue. I should have guessed that after all, she is too good to bother to think or to
developher answer. My goal was just to move the discussion on her, so I seized the
opportunity to start a private conversation with Alice. We talked a bit about her: she wants to
be a model, 18 years old, new in town, in a relationship with a rich 26 years dude.
This kind of girl is described as inaccessible because she is not connected to reality, at
least not to the reality of Mr. and Mrs. Everybody. A sort of wall separates her from the
problems of ordinary people. Then, I must say she makes no effort to bridge the gap: no
unnecessary smiles, do not feed the conversation, not much culture, btw. Only one asset : I
have already bangedhot girls but there she is another level. Here its the kind that if you touch
her youre blessed by the gods. If I fuck her I will have the right to self-proclaim PUA me for
life.
2:00 in the morning, Hafid and his girlfriend offered us an after in their loft. OK, I accepted
and she did too (the other people present at the bar: we let them go home). Once in his den,
Hafidou left me alone for a moment with his girlfriend and my target. I do not really know
what happened to the girls I guess they were quite drunk because we quickly came to talk
about three-persons-massage. So I introduced the famous synchronized massage by two
people on one. My target had nothing against (must be said that the currentHafidsgirlfriend is
not totally straight). We started to work on my target with my friends girlfriend.
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Litlle by little, we started pawing her breasts, licking her nipples, to undress more and more.
Warning: this kind of bomb does not give she receives. Must say for her defense that she did
not have much to do to be a quality partner, thanks to her perfect body. What challenges the
theory of the Game
I removed her soaked panties. Meanwhile, Hafid joined us. So here, we made a foursome in
their now famous temple of debauchery inAix Morality : it has good sides to live with a
girlfriend when shes a swinger. The partys skins at Hafid miss, by the way.
At the moment, I was there, penetrating this feminine perfection and I said to myself fuck
but I cannot believe it is she blind or what? How could it happen? After beating, Alice has
told us a I had never done something like that
Ah, and then?
That was cool. A more developed response from her would have surprised me.
In the end, the experience was average but we dont care. It was at least one experience
worthy of the name, and Im still fucking hard when I think again about her naked. It turned
me on to see her hands on my body, my tongue against her tongue, her mouth around my
cock, her mane in my fist and her buttocks making back and forth against my pubis. It excited
me less when it was up toHafid, haha!We had to make a foursome, plus they hadto drink
several beers at the bar, we had to be two players and a bisexual to get there to convince her
to sleep with us.
NB : I have still not fucked Hafids girl. I dont wanna risk our friendship even I suppose
were over that. I respect you too much dude.
Besides, when a girl rejects me, I look back on some hotties with whom I had an intimacy
(like her or Marylou, the Audrey Hepburn look-alike) and I say to myself you do not know
what youve just missed girl. I do not even insult the killjoy in my head anymore, because I
know my value then I do not care much, thats it. Too bad for her.
And so much the better for the next one to whom I will devote my talent instead <3
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Really a shitty idea

Do you know this nice little story written by Haruki Murakami?

Once upon a time a man and a woman made eye contact in the street and immediately felt
something rare. They miraculously found the courage to speak to each other and spend very
pleasant almost magical hours together. Everything was perfect except they wanted to test
the Destin, otherwise there would be no story.
So they thought that if they are really made for each other, Destiny that made them meet once
will make them meet twice. They thus left each other with no way to get back in touch with
the other, thinking that if they meet again by chance, then they will get married and live
together for the rest of their days blah blahblah. Really a shitty idea, if you want my
opinion,but well lets say its cute.
So far, this is all very romantic but reality catched up with them: they didnt find each
other again. Years went by and everyone took other lovers They then met again in the
street but unfortunately did not recognize. True story.
The morality is that love is hanging by a thread, you have to seize your chance. This is also on
this premise that street pick up isbased : this girl will disappear forever in Aixs streets unless
you find the courage to speak to her, and then, maybe it will be the beginning of the story of
awhile life (or even just one night which is already better than nothing when you know how
life can be hard). Who knows ?
All that to say that I met THIS girl some time ago in a bar. It was truly symbiotic and
reciprocal between us, we hardly could believe it, it was impressive. Much in common,
troubling coincidences, etc.
That same night, we did not sleep together nor anything, saying to each other that if we met
again, we put together in couple because it seemed to us too good to be true. Except that the
city in which I live is not so big: so one day, we met again.
Except that when she saw me again, weeks later in a bar, well, you might say I had my tongue
in the throat of another girl. Youre really like the others
So will you forgive my behavior because I am a Man? Or did you expect Im better than my
peers?
Both, I think.
The thing is that we slept together but it was crap. Well, it was not awesome from my point of
view. She also slept elsewhere in the meantime : so they are always readyfor morality but the
truth is men and women are equal. Theyre maybe worse than us.
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Indeed, she told me she had a boyfriend, but not with herone true love, and that it was better
that way. Because even if we got along really well, she did not feel comfortable with another
man the himin her bed. That perhaps simply afraid her after all, to get into something else.
Me too, actually.
Ill call Hafid. Back on the field.For better or for worse. I prefer the worse, btw.
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Is it possible to stay one month without ejac ?

The game, if I can call it a game, was to do not ejaculate during one entire month. I was
thinking I was going to succeed easy-peasy because at the momentI was in a slump, but when
I took this fucking decision, I think I pissed off the whole universe because that is apparently
not my mission in this world: I strangely received plenty of calls including a lot of girls
that I had stored in the folder Mission aborted for ages and who suddenly came back
tempting me.Like if a higher power was telling me you just had a really dumb idea so I will
make you regret : they will all want to blow you
And, indeed, it was harder and harder every day. After one week, a simple kiss in a club was
enough to make me hard all night. I tried to give orgasm to girlfriends who pressured me on
the phone but fuck, it excited me too, what a torture! Anyway, they enjoyed, perhaps even
more than usually because I focused on their pleasure and not at all on mine. Ive licked a lot
of pussies too without asking anything in return.
After fifteen days, I decided to have sex for good but to firmly hold on. It was hard, very
hard, if you know what I mean. As if I wanted to stop smoking when people are smoking a
cigarette in front of me: you must have a strong motivation to succeed. Must say that it is a
habit ingrained in me, satisfying my impulses I admit that I have more or less jerked off on
average once a day since I was born (with a girl or with my personal girlfriend ie my hand.)
So here we are, Im a kind of cum-addict and I wanted to wean myself.
At one point I had the idea to train myself to enjoy without ejaculating some great masters of
Tantra like are able to do. I have not been able to orgasm, but I have not finished either
phew (I stopped just before) So, this session of sex rather put me in shape me instead of
tiring me. Once is not custom. So I repeated the experiment with others girls.
With that said, the fact that I did not finish in doggy style disrupted more than one YOU
DONT WANT ME, HUH, WHATS WRONG ? WHY THEN ARE YOU FUCKING ME
ASSHOLE ! Women are just too accustomed to the fact we ejaculate, they feel guilty or
disgusting when it doesnt happen.
I admit, I lost a lot of fuckfriends during this period. A real massacre: but I am very stubborn
(its not my fault its in my DNA)! Must say that I gave back to my semen its sanctity,
making it rare and it was not nothing. After twenty days, I did not even have pain in the balls
anymore when sitting down. I could dominate me, control me, and stay away from girls. The
hard part was probably behind me (no, I have not tried to get sodomized).
So I resumed my seduction activities on the well known social network that begins with Face
and finish with Suckerberglapute. I talked to this girl, a cute brunette. We warmed each other,
like before I started this little challenge. Understand, I have never met this chick though she
lives in the same city than me Because she talked a lot but did nothing in fact (like many
cause it allows them to stay in their comfort zone while feeling desired), it remained a fantasy
relationship (so much the better because thats what I needed at that time).
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She said come for me on Skype and well meet up. I said no. I resisted a little and then I
said OK after the 24th day. We did never meet up after that, she was just a biatch who had
challenged herself :I wont let me trap so easily again, besides you deceive me once shame
on you, you deceive me twice shame on me . Its the hormones that disrupted my judgment, I
guess, fuck. Needs to precise that she had assets !!!
But I do not care, because I shared something sexual with her in a way I saw her naked, and
everything (on the webcam). Finally, its different, I know, but Understand me, when I
dont fuck, I approach and when I dont approach I imagine naughty things. The girls that I
want and I cannot get in real life, Ill fuck them in my head. You are now warned, ladies !!!
In some ways I am addicted and proud of it.
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Oral orgasm while blowing

Read on a blog for girls: a quack coach teaches that women who want to seduce a man must
cook good things. I laughed out loud when I realized that women do not understand men more
than lambda men understand women.
Seriously, if youre hungry, you go to the restaurant. But, to leave us a huge impression, a girl
shouldgive us the best blowjob of our lives. We will then remember her until our last breath.
If I am single and a chick lets me know she is good and is motivated to make me a
demonstration : I run after her all night long and if she is really good in addition : she
shouldnt worry, I will call her back the next day. Finally, I think that to better understand the
gender relations, we should just accept our respective simplicity.Do not see that as a defect.
After this appetizer, I must tell you the incredible story that happened to me. Why was this
girl different? She offered me via my blog something more than just a fuck, rather a sexually
and very rewarding educational experience.
Indeed, she studied Tantrafor years and found a way to orgasm deeply in her mouth just by
sucking cocks (which just goes to show that it is in the head all this, this is why some people
manage to enjoy during the sleep). Moreover, her behaviour projected sex and orgasms. Girls
like that, it is not common. Maybe just by eatingbananas, she can enjoy.
Between scary and exciting, my heart swung. But because I am a positive guy, I
decided to focus on the exciting side of the case. If I summarize the concept, she offered me
(the most naturally) to bring me into another dimension by playing with the muscles of her
throat during an oral intercourse. I would have nothing else to do than lending my cock.
It was interesting me in the scientific sense of the word, like an explorer. As Christopher
Columbus discovering America, I set sail for the unknown(s). I was going to explore the
legendary world of Tantra. The one that makes so many people fantasize. Much ado about
nothing or there are really crazy things in those old customs?
Rendez-vous halfway between our places, in a hotel.We created a link with a drink before she
swallows me in the intimacy of her bedroom. Without this, transgressing sex magic does not
affect me. I more need, I think, that it fits with the girl as a form of approval and mutual
attraction than doing some stupid dry humping against her body. When it came to sex , she
took matters in hand like a queen so I obeyed her as one obeysa nurse. Its exciting as when
they take things in hand. For me, sex is the mans responsibility. However, reversing roles
sometimes is enjoyable (and relaxing).
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She lay on her back and leaned her head over the edge of the bed: funny but unorthodox
technique. I had never seen such a thing.With her hands on my butt, it was her who hold the
reins of this session. After a while I traveled. The euphoria invaded my body. I understood the
meaning of life, why we are on Earth and everything (but I forgot in the meantime) I was
thinking of a super ugly Lama so I dont come, quickly, to extend the session. My anxieties
were veeeeeery away at that time. Shestarted moaning like if sheenjoyed it even more than me
(and maybe she did).On the other hand, the return to reality was hard after that.
Her performance finished, she smoked a cigarette. I drank a caramel tea and offered her some
BN. I like all the blowjobs but then frankly it was magical.
Maybe I could one day, me too, enjoy by making a cunnilingus (licking a pussy).
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I love you now

Sometimes we make crazy things, we are very afraid but its still one of the best memories of
our lives.
I encourage you to break this glass prison that is fear because it is behind fear that crazy
experiments are located.
Sometimes some people will do for you, or will push you to do so, but it is rare, knowing that
humans have a natural tendency to procrastination. Then do not always take the easy way out.
Also know that more time is running, more people are anxious and afraid. I speak about
French people in general. I am going to try to motivate you
Remember though that: the one who does not make a step forward makes a step back.
That day, I was a bit bored so I went alone to the mall Plan de Campagne hoping I could
find some new girls with who I could go out (because all my friends were sick or in a couple
or pissed me off).
I wandered for a while in the shelves of different stores without finding the courage to
approach. I was resigned to fail when I saw a pretty saleswoman who took her break who was
open. There were no many people so we could talk easily, it was a good thing. Opener : you
cannot look at me this way and not talk to me.
I made to her a lot of bad jokes and I teased her and everything. She said she worked a lot and
I told her that too much work and no fun makes Jack a sad sire. She said I was the coolest
customer of the day. But Im not a customer actually. It was true because I had bought
nothing. I asked her if she was damn bored all day long to see the bimbos and the riffraff who
populate abundantly Marseille since Gaston Deferre buying things clearly over their waysin
cash with the drug money.
She said yes, but one must earn some money and that jealousy and malicious gossip are
useless. That the most mattering was that she leads her boat legally. So I said a I love you
now for fun and to try something I read in The Game ; and she came in my game. I felt that I
had tamed her in two seconds then I asked her to close her eyes why, youll sting me
something?
Awww no, trust me, Im in love with you, you know so trust me. She was playful and
understood my special humor so she did and I kissed her. Well, it was not the coolest kiss
in the universe because:
1) the situation was not very appropriate
2) I was psychologically ready to get slapped so I was a little defensive
3) I felt the eyes of the people around us in the what the fuck? mode (or I was paranoid).
Do you often do stuff like that?
Every time I fall in love.
And do you often fall in love?
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Shut up. I let her regain some composure and she told me cool stuff like it is the most
surprising thing that ever happened to me since I work here except when a customer has
crapped in a radius and that the guard was showed us the video in a loop. So I have
promised to come back. I never did.
Its so beautiful to break the everyday of people this way. If I could, I would do it as a job.
But for that, would need that I earn enough money to live
So buy my ebooks, babies.
#Fabrice Julien, author of indecent texts
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30 little lessons on the gender relations

Its been a while since I publish only adventures. It is time to take stock and draw some
lessons. Here are thus 30 little lessons on the gender relations :
1) Think for yourself. This is the basis of the database but if you let yourself be influenced by
Pierre, Paul and Jacques, you will gonowhere. Then it goes through there to dont be a sheep.
Did you know ? Only 5% of people are innovators, 95% others are only vulgar followers
devoid of reflection and critical thinking Good pathetic sheep that graze on transgenic
pasture that society orders them to swallow. What category of person do you think is more
attractive? According to this logic, only 5% of players will become a good day.
2) In the same vein, we do not care about critics on our way of life. Seriously, what acritical
person says or does with more or less bad faithusually reveals more onthe fears of this person
than on yours. Do not take at face value the crap one throws in your face, be strong, confident
in your opinions and travel the world by realizing that most people are idiots and that their
opinion does not even deserve to be considered by someone like you. Live for you and detach
yourself from the eyes of those who are prisoners of their (wrong) limiting beliefs. Have fun,
thats all what is important, not the others! I would also like to tell to the hot girls to dont get
big-headed too much for that because with time faces wrinkle and breasts fall. And to the
guys to score when they have the opportunity because the girls are a often weather vanes.
3) Seduction is everywhere. It governs our lives, our wallets, our well-being Its laws obeys
to emotions and not to logic. They have hardly changed for centuries, they remained
independent of race or culture of the country since the true Game speaks directly to the
instinct of a girl, bypassing the reason (but this is to be qualified in the practice because
that it is the official propaganda of Mystery). Remember: The seduction can make you
become an accomplished man, a simple friend, a lover, a husband, a lover and even a god
But also, an enemy, a prey and a corpse. As with any weapon, be careful when you use it! It
can work against you. Ive already paid the price.
4) Attraction isnt a choice : David DeAngelo speaks better than me about it but you might as
well seduce Swedish chicks who largely deserves their rank 10/10 as well you can fall in love
unfortunately with a50 yearsold women (Im exaggerating). These are the vagaries of life
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. As would say Roger Dodger
sex is everywhere . As would say my office co-worker: do not listen to these hypocrites
because the whole world is governed by the 0 and the 1 with the 1 which makes comings and
goings in the buckle of the 0.
5) Between doggystyle and fantasize, choose. By definition, we cannot fantasize about the girl
with whom we sleep. At best, we can rethink about chicks we had sex with by jerking off.
6) We only have one life. Any good psychiatrist will tell you CARPE DIEM must be/become
your philosophy to be happy and enjoy your time on Earth.But not just any old way,all the
same. Always weigh the pros and cons and assume that there will be a tomorrow.Living the
present moment: yes. Committing suicide in the everyday life: no.
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7) Errors are sometimes good. Of course we can learn from it (it is well known) but what you
are probably less aware is that they can prevent us from big stupid mistakes. Of course, we
did not manage to sleep with this girl, but maybe she had AIDS or something. Maybe our
lucky stars in fact have saved us from something much worse than missing a pussy that
seemed open to our cock.
8) A relationship is built in stages: If your Game foundations are fragile, the building formed
by this girl climbing on your cock can collapse at any time (hello, its a metaphor think
about it).
9) The adventure is around the corner: leave home and be sociable. The life of a man
flourished through human interaction. I know that it can make you be thought of as a strange
guy but at least you will be yourself not like those who wear masks hoping to look
normal . I am proud to be different.
10) The peacocking theory claims that, as this bird spreads its colorful tail to attract females,
the man who wants to attract girls should stand out from the competition. There is however a
gap that can form between cultures: Sex before marriage, arranged marriages, etc
However, the science of pickup is universal and peacocking (standing out rather than blending
in, being enough confident to assume wearing accessories, embodying a more exciting
lifestyle than the one girls are used) seems to operate in all cultures. But not necessarily with
the most tight-ass peoplenor with the most manipulated by society, and its not a problem,
they are not the target.THE KEYWORD OF AN UNINHIBITED AND EFFECTIVE GAME
IS: ASSUME! It is not because most of people assume(accept) nothing and invent excuses
that we have to do the same thing! Assume yourself for Gods sake! Lets show the example
together if we want that things change and that the world becomes less hypocritical!
11) Girls love it is said that it is not in their habits to give up to the sex appeal. But in fact,
they just want us to imagine that it is not in their habits. Question of reputation and
everything They are not programmed like us in terms of responses to temptation. Again,
culture, education received, and her models can influence her behavior (its like kissing a girl:
for some it means something important, for others its like if they were buying their bread, its
just casual like that).
12) The unknown is more attractive than boredom. The main border that separates us from the
adventure is anxiety (approachanxiety as well as sexualanxiety).Beating it releases a
sometimes unsuspected potential. It always comes back there, talking to people and being
sexual must become your second nature
13) The obstacles tenfold desire: provided that there is hope and that the attraction is already
felt. Indeed, persisting when its over equals losingyour time and self-esteem.
14) True strength is emotional trickery, because the brain dominates the body.
15) You are what you perceive. At least in the eyes of people who do not really know you.
And how many people can you say that you really know? In my opinion, it can be counted on
the fingers of one hand. So I am a genius for some, a dangerous monster for others! Also,
certain days, I am really a God on the field, others Im not that awesome. That is why it is
necessary to see on the length-term.
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16) We do not sell off our respect. Including by giving money or by making too many efforts
for a girl to get sexual favors (which are not even guaranteed).
17) The feminine sexual appetite, when one manages to unleash it, is much more voracious
than that the appetite of man.
18) The character of a woman (and yours too btw) is certainly influenced by her intellectual
level and plastic but also by past events in her life including her childhood. So if you look like
her father she loved, she will instantly have a crush on you. Similarly, if her father beat her,
you can be as handsome as Ryan Gosling, she will hate you if you look like him. Its just an
example.
19) Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. You never know what a girl can book us but we
always remain optimistic without being blinded. Stepping back on situations and on yourself
avoids a lot of disappointments.
20) An obstacle is not really important when youre motivated to overcome it. They make me
laugh the girls who say yeah I like you but we cannot meet for X or Y reasons because in
fact they want to keep us below the elbow. When you really want someone, you can. Beware
of bitches who most of the time just seek to be desired by many.They probably will never do
anything more than what it takes to maintain your flame. Your Game if he gets this result,
probably wasnt good enough Again, the problem may also come from the chick and her
broom in the ass, from her lack of internal strength (will to overcome social pressure) or from
her deep fears. If it does not cost you much to maintain contact with such a chick you can,
when in doubt, but do not invest much. And those who got cold feet once will probably get
cold feet all the time thus do not take them too seriously after the first flake. The thing is girls
often secretly want but do not manage to dare thus they blame you because it is easier to
youmake feel guilty: but it is not always your fault when it doesnt work you will notice it
when you will be sure that you have good Game. The not confident girls want guarantees
before having sex or whatever because they know that it would be better for you with another
girl but they dont want you to know it.
21) It is better to avoid drugs and alcohol abuse to have a clear mind to better Game . Most
people who use these substances are unhappy people who fill a void. But the seducer is
supposed to be comfortable. Another thing: if you do not know why you drink, or if you get
drunk because it feels good or to do like the others, then refer to 1), stupid asshole ;).
22) Emotions = reason. In seduction, we must reach to offside logic of the girl. She must live
a moment out of time with you. And as far as possible, do not regret it after.
23) The sex spectrum can fit men and women in stereotypical roles. Man seeking pleasure,
woman fleeing pain. The fear experienced by men when they approach a girl, women feel it
when they give in to the penis of n asshole. To be invented : the condoms that would protect
from STDs, babies, and feelings. Indeed, the fair sex can say what it wants,they suffer
more after orgasm before depending on who she falls on. If we can speak of suffering. It is
also the role of the PUA to be nice with the babes oncefucked. Love women do not hate them,
PLZ !I know that the border is fine.
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24) Love without trust does not lead anywhere. Can it even exist? Jealousy shattering
confidence and lack of trust breaking love. If you are too jealous and you care too much about
the girl, do not show it, grit your teeth and hold on. There is much more to lose than to win.
25) Wait at least three months before saying I love you even if you instantly feel you
would like to grow old with this girl. The opposite would be tantamount to a Ted Mosby,
as Barney would say. Look on the internet if youre not a fan of the show !;) The girls can
also reveal big defects on the length-term they succeed in hiding at the beginning with the aim
of catching you in their cobweb.
26) Couple Relationships: when its not working its not. No need to try one thousand times
with the same person. I do not want to communicate fatalism or other bad stuff, just realism.
It broke, it will break. 99% of the time.
27) The desire causes suffering. Because if we do not care about a princess, we will not suffer
because of her. But if the desire, the attraction, is sincere then it is over. You will be eaten,
whatever the sauce. Its better to know it and enjoy the present moment.
28) You never win alone. The thread that connects us to reality is not thick who will take
care of us if it broke? This is the question I ask myself when I fuck without a condom. Damn,
if I get AIDS or whatever, Ill never game again in my life. Renouncingall the wonders
offered by the Game for ten minutes of pleasure? Ridiculous, really need to protect us.
Without condoms, it is certainly best. But without STDs it is even better.
29) If there is no love, there will be hope. If you want a girl to forget about you, give her no
hope. Otherwise, she will hang on for a long time by believing that you play to a silly game
and it will be boring. Conversely, learn how to recognize when a girl gives you hope for not
bothering to break your heart and when you really have a chance with her. Again this is not an
exact science. Refer to 20)Think in terms of investment at time and energy for a result in term
of pleasure and satisfaction.
30) A relationship without cooperation is doomed to failure. If on the other hand, you want
your relationship to work with this girl, be ready to make concessions (even if you do not
drink alcohol).
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What a girl says, she does not necessarily mean it

I had a good night,Im drinking some tea and prepares a marriage proposal for Lola Le Lann.
Suffice to say that Im in good conditions to lay this little misogynistic text: What a girl says
she does not necessarily thinks it. I give you her few funny examples of the famous logic
princesses (which only makes sense for them and which is responsible for the fact that they
drive us crazy sometimes).
1) I met this chick for the first time at a friends in Marseille. We drank, we went out and I
warmed her in a club. Then we got back to Aix in train. In the station, she confessed to me
still living with her parents and so I could not come at her place. I have proposed to go at my
place or in a hotel but I am not that kind of girl who will sleep anywhere with a guy met that
same evening. Instead, we made love in the lobby of a building that remained open. I even
buried the condom in a flower pot faded (it gave them back the force).
2) I had invited this girl over but she was menstruating. We thus caressed each other a little,
just for fun. I invited her again one week later to finish the job, she came and we did it. She
decided to spend the night with me but complained of not having a change of clothes to go to
work the next day because I did not expect to sleep with you nor to spend the night here
And my ass is some chicken, chick?
3) I had invited the girl to eat at my apartment one night. She refused, claiming having an
evening with friends. She made a counterproposal: the same day but at noon, it was OK. We
spent the afternoon together and fucked on digestion. Height of height, we stayed together the
whole afternoon and she spent the night with me. What happened this party with her friends?
I had not really one, but if I had come in the evening, I came to sleep with you
4) I had pick up this girl in college. She had given me her Facebook and had made it clear that
she had no phone so no number. I slept with her a few times at home before being invited to
her place. I saw I-phone loading there she apparently never takes with her or hides deeply in
her bag. I asked her why she had lied to me and she said it is dangerous: there are plenty of
people that cannot be trusted, so my friends have advised me not to give my number to guys
because we do not know what can happen if we fall on a psychopath. So: she lets a guy she
barely knows making love to her, she spends the night with me at the first date and even asks
me to slap her during sex but was not confident enough to give me herphone number because
her friends told her to be careful of strangers. It is the pot calling the kettle back! I guess Im
gonna buy candy and distribute it at the exit of college
5) I asked a friend living in Lyon if I could sleep at her place, overnight. She said she first had
to ask permission from her boyfriend who would not be there. She added that she would feel
guilty if she did not talk about it and many other stupid things about no breaking trust in her
couple. It was OK for him. There, she offered me a disgusting deep-frozen pancake and
sucked me. Before leaving the next day I have left a note to thank her for orgasm and
attempted poisoning. I hope her guy will never read it
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Moral: if a girl resists once but that was we were good enough, its just a matter of principle
or to piss you off. Do not give up but show determination. On the other hand, there is denial
and REFUSAL: do not turn into clumsy insisting because you think she tests you while in
factyou screwed up or she absolutely doesnt like us (it happens even if they would stand to
gain by having sex with a respectful PUA and they would like it but they do not always
realize it).
I do not think that girls resist better than us the sexual tension. Like a beautiful girl drives us
crazy, I think that when she likes a guy : if he puts the pressure on the person with the ball he
is often going to score the goal.
All this to say that we cannot really trust the first come girl, even if she is cute and even if we
want to believe her, it is sad and that breaks the trust between men and women. It is necessary
to know it to dont count on them too fast all the same. That breaks my heart to say that but
most of the girls are not reliable. Then I know guys out there who react by not being reliable
neither. Or it is the opposite, it is women who protect themselves. In brief, it is the girl whose
astrological sign is snake which died the tail.
For me the problem it is not even that the girls have only a mouth but nothing behind. It is that
most of people generally have just a mouth and theres nothing behind
Game for you, according to your values !
#Fabrice Julien, author of indecent texts but full of love
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The German touch

February 21st, 2014

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May the God of the Game be with you.

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I love you Italian-style

February 21st, 2014

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HER : Probably yes

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The panda tamer

Written by Padawan on February 4th 2014,

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My first threesome WMM

February 22nd 2014,

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Second threesome this week-end

Written by Padawan on February 23rd 2014,

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The 6th girl in 6 days

February 26th 2014,

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I had Lyon for breakfast

March 16th 2014,

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