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As far as we know, it is impossible to travel through time. But that should not stop you from
being prepared, just in case the impossible happens. So if you do find yourself travelling through
time, your trip will be more enjoyable if you follow these five simple tips.
1. You can never go home
Time is a funny thing. It doesnt actually exist. We experience time through our
consciousness and memory. We remember things that happen to us and so we believe
that time has passed. It's the pace at which things change that we recognize as time. So
change the pace of change and you will be time travelling. Since most of the change we
see around us is the result of entropy, you can move through time by accelerating or
reversing entropy. Once you get where (or when) youre going and drop out of the
accelerating or reversing field, entropy will go back to normal and time will chug along at
its more conventional pace and direction. But can you expect time to unfold in exactly
the same way the second (or third or fourth or how many trips you make) time around?
Not very likely. A lot of entropy-induced change is the result of chance. Quantum
mechanics and Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principal teaches us that the universe is a
chaotic place. There is no such thing as predestination. If you go into the past, things
will be different by the time you get back to when you started. If you are keen to re-enter
your old life after time tripping, try travelling into the future instead of the past. It may
be possible that when you reverse entropy for your trip hone, things will unchange in
exactly the same way they originally changed. But youll never know unless you try.
The bottom line is, that if you like the way things are right now, dont go messing around
with time travel.
2. Dont worry about paradoxes
Once you start travelling through time, youve already made a mockery of cause and
effect. As discussed in our first point, when you arrive in the past, things will
immediately begin to move forward again in accordance with the more mundane laws of
physics. If you kill your infant self, you wont disappear in a puff of smoke or slowly
fade away like Marty McFly. The future cannot affect the past. In fact, as far as the laws
of physics are concerned, the future and the past do not even exist. Only the present is
real. If you kill your infant self the most likely consequence will be the unpleasant task
of disposing of dead baby. The only way youll disappear in a puff of smoke is if youre
a suicide bomber or stage magician. So have some fun in the past. Go ahead and kill
Granddad and can marry your Grandmother. It wont make a lick of difference (except to
your Granddad). And while youre at it, why not kill Hitler? It may end up saving 6
million Jews or maybe not. Maybe Rudolph Hess will take control of the Nazi party to
even greater success and eventually set up concentration camps in Sudbury to
exterminate New York Jews. You never can tell how things will work out.
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simultaneously provide you with a fair amount of spending money and elevate your
social status.
5. Get a good GPS
Our planet turns on its axis at about 1,000 miles per hour. It travels around the sun at
66,500 miles an hour; and the sun, in turn, travels around the Milky Way galaxy at 52,000
miles an hour. So if you chose to travel through time without travelling through space,
youll likely find yourself floating uncomfortably in the vacuum of space. They dont
call it the Space-Time Continuum for nothing. And when it comes to nailing your
landing, a miss is as good as a mile. In 10 years, Earth would have moved 5 billion miles
along the outer edge of the galaxy. If your GPS is 99.99% accurate, youll still miss your
target by 500,000 miles. Undershooting your target by as little as 10 feet will leave you
in a potentially lethal fall to earth. Overshoot it by even a few inches and you'll find
your feet firmly buried underground. On the other hand, if you do manage to nail down
the GPS but decide that time travel is not your cup of tea, you can always use your time
machine as a handy earthbound transporter machine. Not only will you be able to
eliminate your commute time, youll be able show up to work before you leave home.
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