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Whats your favorite color?

-Anonymous
Green.

VOLUME 46, ISSUE 12A

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Goat-astrophe
By Lily Oehlkers
The other day at camp there was a CIT meeting. Me and Ben. O
had to stay to wait for our sister, Anna O. Anna said she would
catch up with us in a sec, so we headed for the car. When we got
there, we saw two goats roaming around in the parking lot! we
were confused because we didnt know if they were supposed to
be out of the pen.I was told they were let out during the school
year to eat the poison ivy, but we couldnt be sure quite yet. Ads
me and another woman that was visiting campus tried to round
the two goats up. Ben called Aaron to see what the heck they
were doing out of the pen. Apparently, they werent supposed
to be out of their pen and he was going to come over to get
them back in. Jay (I presume) had to wait for Eliza and came
to help us. As we held down the pen (electricity off of course)
and we pushed the 2 goats in the 2 other goats jumped out. As
we tried to get a hold of the goats that had fleed, the 2 original
goats jumped out again and suddenly all four goats were out
and about. Aaron had gotten there at this point and had already
started to round one of the larger goats up. Ben attempted to
hold back the other large goat and i eventually got one of the
smaller goats into the pen and i used up all my strength just
trying to hold it back and keep the pen down. Gabbie M and
Drew then came over and Drew tried taking the last goat. Anna
came over and just stood and watched along with Gabbie M.
Everything happened so fast and soon we finally got all the
goats back in the pen. Lets just say, I had quite the story to tell
my parents in the end.

Why are you called The Random

Pineapple?
-Just Curious
First name we could think of.
Why did you start an advice column?
-Just Curious Again
Why not?
Did you make a new stand?
-Your Pen
Yes.
Good luck!!!

The Magic 8 ball advice column

By the Magic 8 ball squad
Why dont you bite?- The Cow
Dear the Cow,
We dont bite because if you come
near us, we wont take a hunk of
meat out of you. Also, we are very
kind people and we know right from
wrong. We hope you dont bite, Cow!
Zoomie zoom zoom
You sound like a creative young lad.
Bohipnosticlz super nonDoyical
ADiraFatuda BelkanaiD apois muDe
By Bla Bal aBlanD
Agreed.
Thanks for all of your thoughtful
questions;) Hope that helps:)

Breaking News at CRCAP

By Lily Biro
Dover MA: At CRCAP there are many new counselors that have
either came left or came back or just got hired. As you may notice
there are also many counselors from last year that havent come
back. I think that since there are so many new counselors this year
everyone should
make an effort
to get to know
at least a few
of them. If you
are one of those
people (like me)
that dont know
very many of the
new counselors
you should start
with trying to get
to know some of
their names.
Here are the
names of the
new counselors
at camp so if
you see them
around camp you
can
introduce
yourself to them.

Molly Atryzek- She teaches some cooking

and visual arts classes

Shaniece Cooper- She teaches gymnastics

and hip hop

Rachel Barkowitz- She is at the pool with ML

Lauren Black- She teaches Daily Double

and creative writing classes

Photo Credits: Hannah Ireland, Ioana Marinescu,

Caroline Bedikian, Sophia Noseworthy for
Photojournalism Class

Stephanie Macklin- She works in the textiles

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previous page)

from

Marah
FortsinShoeyink
(not
pictured) - She works
at creative starts
Some of the counselors
that have been at
CRCAP previous years
are back this year the
are:
Rachel Leshin- She
now works at creative
starts
Harrison Simon- He
teaches media classes
Owen
ScottHe
teaches media and
acting classes

Interview with
Chautauqua
By Casey Corcoran
If you could have any
superpower what
would it be?
CH: Invisibility
Were you ever a
camper here?
CH: Yes I was. For six
years.
What is your favorite
subject in school?
CH: English and
History.
Do you play an
instrument?
CH: No. But I sing
I also dabble with the
kazoo.
Yayy!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel

Harrison

My Last Words
Knowing me, the words before my last words would probably be hey, check this
out. And the last word to ever leave my mouth would be whoops. I dont need
people to tell me how much of a doof I am, because I already know. I trip on my own
foot, I choke on water, sometimes I hurt my hand from cracking my knuckles too
hard. Where Im heading, I dont know. But Id be the guy to die by trying to pull off
a stunt to impress some friends, I dunno, knowing me Id die by testing out if banana
peels actually make you trip. Or if I could survive being shot out of a cannon. Or
maybe, Id test out a new bullet-proof helmet. Yeah, a death like that would suit my
personality just fine.
-Aaron Pen

MOST POPULAR ACRONYMS AND THEIR

MEANINGS
By Gabe Levine
MOST COMMON ACRONYMS
1. AFK Away From Keyboard
2. BRB Be Right Back
3. BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
4. BBL Be Back Later
5. TTFN Ta Ta For Now
6. BBS Be Back Soon
7. BTW By The Way
8. HAGN Have A Good Night
9. KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
10. KIT Keep In Touch
11. EG Evil Grin
12. BEG Big Evil Grin
13. NYOB None of Your Business
14. OMG Oh My God
15. PM Private Message
16. POS Parents Over Shoulder
17. TTYL Talk To You Later
18. LTNS Long Time No See
19. IDK- I dont know
MOST COMMON ACRONYMS USED
APPRECIATION
1. LOL Laughing Out Loud
2. LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
3. LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
4. GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
5. ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
6. TY Thank You
7. TYVM Thank You Very Much
8. YW Your Welcome
9. NP No Problem
10. WTG Way To Go
11. BF Boyfriend
12. GF Girlfriend
13. GJ Good Job
14. SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
15. BF Best Friend
16. BFF Best Friends Forever
17. BFFL Best Friends For Life
18. Gr8- Great

IN

July 2-6 Red Sox Transactions!!!!!

By Ciaran Murphy and Casey Corcoran
July 2nd: Pitcher, Jonathan Aro was sent down to the
minors for unknown reasons.
July 2nd: Outfielder, Daniel Nava was sent to the minors.
Casey thinks that this was a smart move, since Nava was
in a slump, Navas average was 0.65 when the bases
were empty, and was .159 (average ) overall.
July 2nd: Catcher, Ryan Hanigan was sent down to the
minors for rehabilitation.
July 2nd: Catcher, Ryan Hanigan was called back up
to the majors for a rehab assignment.Ciaran is happy
about this because Swihart was injured and they had
No developed Catchers in AAA except for Ryan who
was injured too. Swihart was a wrestler before he was
a baseball player so, he could take the pain for a little
longer while Ryan finished.
July 3rd: Outfielder, Shane Victorino was called back up
to the majors for a rehabilitation assignment
July 3rd: Outfielder, Jackie Bradley Jr. was sent to the
minors for unknown reasons after a stint in the majors.
Casey says:This was a good move because Bradley Jr.
can progress in the minors and if he does the Red Sox
can call him up again.Ciaran says: Why did they send
him down?!!! He was doing Much better than his last
stint during the 2014 season!!!
July 3rd: Pitcher, Noe Ramirez was purchased from the
minors.
July 3rd: Pitcher, Zeke Spruill was on a designated
assignment.
July 3rd: Catcher, Blake Swihart was placed on the 15
day DL for a sprained left foot. Luckily, the Red Sox
have multiple rotating catchers, but Swiharts injury is
a blow for sure.
July 4th: Pitcher, Steven Wright was called up from the
minors.
July 4th: Pitcher, Noe Ramirez was sent to the Minors
for unknown reasons.
July 6th: Pitcher Steven Wright was sent to the Minors
for unknown reasons.
July 6th: Pitcher Zeke Spruill was outrighted to the
Minors for unknown reasons.
There is 1 trade the Red Sox Made: Alejandro De Aza
Came from the Orioles For Right handed Pitcher Jon
Gunkel
The trade deadline is coming up!
You will Be informed when the Red Sox make other
Moves!!!!

Bad MakeUp Habits

By Natalie Dean

WEIRD BUT TRUE

By Virginia

Hey lovelies! Now, these bad habits with makeup Im gonna tell
you, I advise you take into consideration if you wear makeup.
These habits can make you sick, and you want to be happy when
wearing makeup, not wearing it with that fear youre gonna get
sick. So read carefully. :)
Sharing Makeup with friends: DONT DONT DONT DONT
do this, I know you love your girls and do everything and share
everything, but this isnt a good thing to do for sanitary reasons.
You could colds, conjunctivitis, and staph infections, so dont
share your makeup with others.
Using old makeup: Using old makeup can cause infections and
pink eyes, so it may be hard parting with your favorite makeup,
but what would you rather have. That makeup and be sick, or
have new improved ones that make you happy and healthy?
Applying eyeliner to your waterline: Its pretty, but not
suggested. it causes eye infections and oil glands.
Sleeping with makeup on: DONT DO THIS IF YOU DONT
WANT ACNE, because doing that the makeup gets in your pores
and acne will come. So wash your makeup off before getting cozy
in bed.
Thank you for reading, I hope these helped, have a lovely day! xx

Did you know honey never spoils?

You could eat 320,000-year-old honey
without getting
sick!!!

Questions for Answers

By Kitten Lover
Hi CRCAP! Its Kitten Lover with only ONE question. I am sad!
I need more questions for my poster! Please!
Q: What is your real name?
A: My name is Kitten Lover. Dont you read my column?
That is all! As I said before, I need more questions for my poster.
Remember, its in the Old Building by the stairs. Submit a
question, please!
Yours Truly, Kitten Lover. Meow!

Mario hits blocks with his hands, not

with his head.
Peanuts are not nuts; they grow out of
the ground - they are legumes.
Nintendo was originally a trading card
company.
Russia is bigger than..PLUTO!!!!
A strawberry is not a berry but a
banana is.
The American flag was designed by a
17-year-old boy for a school project
and he got a B- on the design.
On Jupiter and Saturn it rains
diamonds
Donald Duck comics were once
banned from Finland because Donald
doesnt wear pants. (weird.)
Chocolate is actually GOOD for your
teeth! It helps fight against bacteria.
Killer whales are actually
DOLPHINS!!!!!
Four-year-old kids ask about 400
questions a day.

Something Cool
By Francesca Lodovico
To play happy birthday on your phone, dial 112163 112196
11#9632 969363.
I havent tried, but I will.
Editors Note: We tried this, and it did not work

If you have a mosquito bite, take a

hot spoon and put it on your bite, and
after awhile it will go away.
Editors Note: Never act on medical
advice from the Daily Double without
first consulting your doctor.

Story, Part 3
By Leah Koritz

After explaining that Lilly couldnt go to the
pool with her brother and mother, Lilly got dropped
off at Maddies house.

Are you sure you want to go to Maddies? I
mean, its the last day of school. Lillys mother said.
They were on Walnut Road, the street two streets
away from Lillys house. Walnut Road was where
Lilly lived, and she would usually walk to Maddies,
but she didnt have time.

Im sure. Maddies voice sounded meaner
than she intended.

Maddie, this really isnt like you. Are you
sure? You usually love swimming. Especially with
Maddie. Are you feeling alright? Also, what are you
going to be doing there? She turned around to look
at Maddie, and the car swerved to the left. Maddies
mom mustered an oops. Now, they were on Dalton
Road, one road over from

Im not sure. Well probably walk Luno, but
I dont know what else. Luno was Maddies dog. He
was a gigantic golden retriever, and was four years
old. Lilly felt bad for not telling the truth, but she
needed to help Lilly, and her mother would never let
her go if she knew Lilly would be in danger.

Okay. What time should I come to get
you? Now, they were on Maddies street: Richard
Road. Maddies house was a large colonial, with
a gigantic front and back yard. Everything about
her house seemed the same as usual, except for a
gigantic black eighteen-wheeler truck parked in the
driveway. There seemed to be some yelling inside.
Lilly unbuckled her seatbelt, but just as she did, her
mother started yelling.

Lillian Abigial Handle! You will not go
inside that house! Do you hear what is happening
in there? I will not let you in there! Lilly! Sit down!
Now! Though she wanted to, Lilly didnt listen.
Her heart beating fast, and her knees as weak as they
had ever been, she opened the car door.

No! Lillian! You better sit down now! If
you dont listen, well, I dont know what Ill do with
you! I will not have you getting hurt! Get back in
the car! Lilly walked up the front path. Her brother
started crying, and her mother came after her. Lilly
started to run. She had to help Maddie. She opened
the door, and inside, there were three people: a lady
with dark brown hair, a man with long black hair,

and Lilly. The man and women were both wearing

navy-colored shirts that had one letter on it: K.

Lillys mother was about to pick her up, and
take her to the car, but she stopped short when she
saw what was happening.

Weve gotta help her. Lilly said to the air,
but her mother seemed to think she was talking to
her.

Okay. Said Lillys mother.

Maddie! Im coming! Lilly said. She ran
to Maddie, and the man started speaking to her.

Were the K. We- But, Lilly wouldnt let
them finish.

Give her back. Why do you even want her?
What are you trying to do? Lilly started to ask
Maddie what happened.
We cant tell you that, Lilly. But, what we
can tell you is that we need her, and this is none of
your business.

To Be Continued...

Birthday Interview with Isabel Berkenblit

By Eleanor Berkenblit
My sister, Izzies, birthday was on Tuesday, July 7.
Here are some of her thoughts as she turned eleven.
How was your birthday been?
It was pretty good. I liked the cake for breakfast and
waking my family up early.
How has your summer been so far?
Awesome! I got to see friends, go to Amsterdam,
and now Im going to an awesome camp!
What are you looking forward to next school year as
you turn eleven?
Im looking forward to starting at a new school.
Are there any events in the near future that you are
looking forward to?
I am looking forward to going to Cape Cod and my
birthday party.