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GANG WARS VIOLENT FINALE

12th May 2015
Hundreds die as the infamous gang wars
that plagued downtown Hisarlik for 10
years violently culminate as the Achaeans
self-titled Trojan Horse attack escalates.
Police and ambulance were called to the
scene in the early hours of this morning
shortly after gunfire ceased.

time and the truck entered undetected; waved

through the reinforced gates by Trojans
themselves. What followed only minutes past 2
am was a frenzied attack on the unguarded
Trojans, carried out by key members of the
Achaean family and loyal supporters, including
Neoptolemus Myrmidon, son of Achilles
Myrmidon, a prominent figure amongst the
family who was murder was allegedly carried
out by Paris Trojan in early January. Police
believed that Neoptolemus was eager to avenge
his fathers murder.
The hour of fighting led to the shocking deaths
of most of the Trojan members, including
Priam Trojan. There is strong evidence that
Achilles son Neoptolemus is a key suspect in

The Trojan Mansion, owned by patriarch

Priam Trojan, in more peaceful times

The ten year battle between the notorious

Achaean family (which had long had the
support of members of other families like the
Myrmidons) and their archenemies the Trojans
finally ceased to haunt the citizens of Hisarlik
at 3 am this morning, as an attack later dubbed
by the Achaean family as operation Trojan
Horse escalated to a violent massacre
involving the deaths of hundreds of the Trojan
clan. The operation involved an unmarked
delivery truck entering the fortified walls of the
mansion and surrounding property of ageing
patriarch Priam Trojan. Its aim, according to
Odysseus Achaean, who was involved in the
attack and was later questioned by police
before managing to escape custody, was to
rescue Helen Achaean, whos kidnapping by
self-proclaimed Prince Paris Trojan sparked
the rivalry a decade ago.
Due to the nights revelries at the mansion,
security measures were unusually lax at the

After the flames: a wing of the property burnt

beyond recognition, as firefighters inspect
the damage in early daylight

the aged fathers death. Evidence from the

scene suggests the party-goers desperately tried
to defend themselves by hurling roof tiles at
their attackers. The property appears to have
been burnt almost completely to the ground;
this destruction it is believed to have been
carried out by the Achaean attackers.
One of the more gruesome details of the
bloodied night includes the tragic death of
murdered Hector Trojans infant son, whos
body was found later by detectives just outside
the supposedly impenetrable security fence of

the Trojan home. Inquiries as to whom was

responsible for the death of an innocent child
are underway, but a source amongst the police
force point out that Hector Trojan was a key
member of his familys gang and had
previously claimed to his inner circle the
responsibility for the death of Patroclus
Myrmidon, cousin of Achilles Myrmidon. In

The evenings celebrations beginning:

early afternoon at the Trojan property

early January this year, Hectors body was

found mutilated and while police are unwilling
to confirm, sources close to the Trojan family
and friends allege that it was the doing of
Achilles to avenge his cousins death. Hence,
sources speculate whether the murder of a
child was carried out by an avenger of Achilles
Achaean.
The police are currently holding key members
of the Achaean clan in for questioning and
arrest warrants have been issued for those who
fled the crime scene only minutes before
special forces arrived. These include Menelaus
Achaean, who is believed to have recaptured
his wife Helen Achaean and the two have
disappeared. Menelauss private yacht is also
missing and police suspect the pair have
escaped Hisarlik by sea. His brother,
Agamemnon Achaean, along with Odysseus
Achaean and Neoptolemus Myrmidon are also
missing. If you have information on their
whereabouts please contact the police.
There is hope now that this mass murder has
concluded the decade long rivalry between
Hisarliks most notorious families. While most

will simply be thankful that the fighting will be

over, others lamented the loss of the Trojan
mansion, which had been an iconic, landmark
in Hisarlik for decades. A local fisherman
known only as Poseidon, speaking to News of
the World, told us that he had helped built the
house and was sad to see it destroyed. Every
stone in it, he stated, stripped, sacked and
smouldering.
While Hisarlik can now expect peace, it is not
without a brutal end.