Multiple Choice Eligibility Questions For Dating Dave

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Eligibility Test 2
Candidates Name: Phone Number
Height: Date/Time:
Weight: Results: PASS/FAIL
Instructions
Read each question carefully then print the letter of your answer next to the question number.
Part I: Personal Insight.




1) How many children do you want to have?
a. 0 - 1
b. 2-4
c. Over 9000! You want to breed an army with Dave, one that it will conquer the world
2) If we got into an argument (because you were wrong), how would you settle it?
a.
Discuss the problems at hand over a coffee, in a calm civilized manner in an effort to seek a
amicable resolution.
b. By resorting to arm wrestling, if you could beat Dave then you must be right!

C: Staging a Dance off.
D. You would pack your bags and go on an unexpected journey to find the ancient Oracle of
truth, on your way you would have to defeat many challenges, kill trolls, battle Orks and
kill some Tories. But in the end, youd realize that Dave was right.
3) What is the one thing about yourself that you would like Dave to know?
A. You were once a man called Steve and had a 12 wang.
B. You are an international criminal and are still on the run from Interpol.
C. Other: Write here:
Multiple Choice Eligibility Questions For Dating Dave

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Part II: Social Attitude.




1)
Have any of your previous partners miraculously disappeared after you broke up? If
so, how many?
a. 0
b. 1-2
c. 2-4
d.
100+ You have mysterious mounds in your back garden and pray to the Dark Gods of
Chaos and chant Blood for the Blood Gods, a skull for the Skull Throne. Take this
sacrifice as a token of my servitude and grant me magical powers oh Dark Lords!.
Apart from that, you are a really swell lass!
2) Have you ever farted in public then blamed someone else?
a. No.
b. Yes, where I am from it is a national sport.
c. Yes but I only pass the blame on to small children or furry animals.
d. No one knows as my farts cause holes in the ozone layer.
3) If a relationship does not work out for you, how do you usually end it?
a. Pick Axe to the head when he sleeps.
b. Change identities, house, country and hair color.
c. I make a lame assed excuse or just ignore him because thats how grown ups behave.
d. I reenact the scene from Misery, where Annie breaks Pauls ankles with a sledge hammer!
4) Would you date Dave?
a. Yes!!!! GIVE HIM TO ME!
b. Yes, I want to have over 9000 babies with him
c. Yes, I follow him home every night and stalk him every waking moment of my day!
d. NoBut I really mean yes!