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joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : +91 72 76 233509 joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Nischal joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Pal V joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Ravi Jerrywala joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Nur joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Suniel Motgi joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : RAHUL KARPE joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Nivan joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Piyush Malha joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Mohanish Thakur joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Adnaan Ahmed joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Aanand Thengdi joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : shriDhan joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Shantanu joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Ravi Jerrywala joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Rahul Kathuriya joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Vivek Amilkanthawar joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Avinash Mohan joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Kedarnath joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Dinesh Manjare joined 5:17PM, 24 Jan - : Palak joined 5:18PM, 24 Jan - Palak: Silent lover back 5:19PM, 24 Jan - : Haan re bhaise... aa gaya me... 5:19PM, 24 Jan - Palak: Partnr ko bhi leke ata 5:20PM, 24 Jan - : Jab tu hai toh uski kya zarurat... 5:21PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Matlab partner he 5:21PM, 24 Jan - Nischal: Silent lover to gay nikla 5:21PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 5:22PM, 24 Jan - Palak: 5:22PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Chintya wo tujhe bol rha he uska partner 5:24PM, 24 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Silent lover left the group... 5:25PM, 24 Jan - Palak: 9:34PM, 24 Jan - : Kedarnath left 9:59PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:59PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Good night 9:59PM, 24 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 10:00PM, 24 Jan - shriDhan: 10:27PM, 24 Jan - RAHUL KARPE: Gn 8:10AM, 25 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Gm jsk 9:13AM, 25 Jan - Zaid: <Media omitted> 9:14AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:14AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 9:23AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:29AM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:30AM, 25 Jan - Zaid: 9:32AM, 25 Jan - Nivan: <Media omitted> 12:05AM, 26 Jan - : Suniel Motgi left 1:27PM, 25 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:33AM, 26 Jan - Nischal: JAI HIND 12:35AM, 26 Jan - : Happy republic day frndzzz... jai hind.... bharat mata ki jai... 12:35AM, 26 Jan - : Oh sry... 12:38AM, 26 Jan - Piyush Malha: Vande matram 12:38AM, 26 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Happy republic day guys 12:45AM, 26 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Very touching. dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye

dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt 0r kbi wapis Na de Dost wo nhi Jo apko Treat de Dost wo hai Jo Aap k Ghar aae 0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai , Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa" .. Dost wo nhi Jo call milne aaye, Dost wo Jo Ghr kr k

Maang kr Le Jae

k Samne aa k

Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa. Dost wo nahi jo kahe wo ladki teri kismat me nahi, Dost wo hai jo kahe "saale party de party usey toh ghar se utha Dost wo nhi Jo Janaze me aae, Dost wo hai Jo Kabar Pe T-Shirt Le k aae 0r kahe "Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal Uth Or meri Dosti wapis kr. Send to all special friends luv u yr Dosto se problem share karna achha hai..... Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai per..... Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai. Indian Friendship is not about: "sorry". Its about: "saari galti teri thi" Indian Friendship is not about "THANKS". Its about :"koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe" layenge tere liye"

Indian Friendship is not about : "I miss u". Its about "kahan mar gaye thay itne din"? Indian Friendship is not about :"I understand". Its about: "Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon"? Indian Friendship is not about : "I'm happy 4 ur success".. Itz about : "Chal beta treat de"? Indian Friendship is not about: "Are u coming to see us tomorrow"? Itz about: "Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath". Indain Friendship is not about :"Just reading this msg".. Its about :"Sending it to all lovely friends whom u never want to lose".

Wat is the meaning of true friend. ? Jab ek dost apni akhri sanse le rha ho aur uska dost ankho me ansu le aye aur ka he, Chl uth Yaar Aaj last time "Maut" ki Class Bunk Krte hain. Apne un friends ko yeh msg send kro: jinki umr ap apni umr se lmbi chahte ho..pls don't break d chain .. Love u frnds.. 7:03AM, 26 Jan - Zaid: <Media omitted> 7:47AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Kuch Nasha "TIRANGE" ki Aan ka h. Kuch Nasha "MATRUBHUMI" ki Shan ka he. Hum Lahrayenge har Jagah ye "TIRANGA" Nasha Ye "HINDUSTHAN" ki Shan ka he. JAY HIND 7:47AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: . " ..... " 7:55AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:36AM, 26 Jan - Zaid: Dear Republic of India you are that wonderful country where the anthem still evokes tears & the flag a tug of the heart. Happy 65th. 9:03AM, 26 Jan - Palak: <Media omitted> 9:33AM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare:

9:45AM, 26 Jan - Ruta: <Media omitted> 10:26AM, 26 Jan - Palak: MUST READ..! Some facts you may not be knowing about INDIANS | 1. 38% of doctors in America are INDIANS. 2. 12% of the scientist in America are INDIANS. 3. 28% of the IBM employees in the world are INDIANS. 4. 36% of the NASA employees are INDIANS. 5. 17% of the INTEL employees in the world are INDIANS. 6. 34% of the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS. 7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all the European languages. WHICH MEANS SWED ISH TOO. 8. SANSKRIT is most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes mag azine, 1987. 9. CHESS was invented in INDIA. 10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL is INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA). 11. Aryabhatta who was from INDIA, invented the number ZERO.

12. INDIANS invented the NUMBER SYSTEM. 13. ALGEBRA was invented in INDIA. 14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY came from INDIA. 15. The general manager of HEWLETT PACKARD (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA). 16. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP(90% of the today's Computer runs on it) is INDIAN (VINOD DAHM). 17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the value of pi (3.14), and he explained the concep t of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem. he discovered this in the 6th cen tury long before the European mathematicians. 18. We have almost 5600 different newspapers and 3500 different magazines with app roximately 120 million readers every day. 19. SUSHRUTA (from india) is the father of SURGERY. 2600 year ago he and health sc ientist of his time conducted complicated surgeries like --> artificial limbs, f ractures, urinarystones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery 20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) is the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England is the most expensive house in the world, more than 70 million pounds. 21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once said:- We own a lot to the INDIANS,who taught us how to c ount, without which no worthwhile scientific have been made. 22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army in the world with more than 105 million men.. .... I'm Proud To Be An Indian...) | Happy republic day in Advance to All my fellow Indians |Jai Hind | 10:26AM, 26 Jan - Nur: <Media omitted> 1:02PM, 26 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Shantanu: @ shirdi ..... 2:24PM, 26 Jan - Palak: 2:25PM, 26 Jan - Palak: Rahul tashan madhi 2:31PM, 26 Jan - Nivan: Awesome video rahul 2:50PM, 26 Jan - Nischal: video 2:53PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 3:21PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 3:34PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 3:37PM, 26 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:49PM, 26 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:34PM, 26 Jan - shriDhan: Kon aahe he 7:43AM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 33 1) 2) 3) 4) . . . .. .. .. ..

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. . ' ,' , . 7:44AM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Gud morning 8:55AM, 27 Jan - Zaid: <Media omitted> 10:56AM, 27 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Nice line: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any rest for years." Keep it always happy whether it is 'yours' or 'others. Good Morning 10:58AM, 27 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe j a rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Boss ne puchha: "Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren" Secretary sharmate hue boli: "Sir, jese aap ki marzi" Boss: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do" . . . . . Na dosto Na. . . Gande msg or mere number se ? Impossible... ................................. 2:28PM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:23PM, 27 Jan - : V.V.IMP Dear All, This is to inform you that medicines are prescribed (by our great doctors) by br and name & not by the generics (Ingredients). Hence we end up paying more money

for the same medicine. Follow these few steps to know more & start saving on your medical bills. 1. Simply download HEALTHKART PLUS software on your Android device 2. Search the medicine name 3. Type the medicine name which you are using (e. g. Lyrica 75mg (Pfizer compan y) 4. It will show u medicine company, prices and Ingredients 5. Now main point CLICK ON 'SUBSTITUTE' 7. Don't be surprised to see that same drug is available at very low cost also. And that to by other reputed manufacturer. e. g. Lyrica by pfizer is for Rs. 768 .56 for 14 tab (54.89 per tab) & same drug by Cipla (Prebaxe) is available ONLY @ Rs. 59.00 for 10 tab (5.9 per tab) Forward this msg to as many people for benefit of all. very useful information Medicine for Blood Cancer has been found !! Please don't delete this without for warding. I am forwarding it to the maximum I can. Let it reach the 110 crores In dians and the remaining if any. 'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free o f cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai".Create Awareness. It might help so meone. Forward to as many as u can, kindness costs nothing 10:26PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 10:27PM, 27 Jan - Nivan: 10:30PM, 27 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:30PM, 27 Jan - : Thanks... to all... 10:31PM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 10:35PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:26PM, 27 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: ...? ? . . new person joining watsapp.. msg, videos repeat yeh latest hai.. 11:26PM, 11:29PM, 11:29PM, 11:30PM, 11:30PM, 11:30PM, 11:31PM, 11:42PM, 11:42PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:43PM, 11:44PM, 11:44PM, 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 27 Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Ruta: Palak: For eg dinesh Palak: Dinesh Manjare: Tari mhanla palak kashi shaant aahe ajun Dinesh Manjare: Oooooooooooo Adnaan Ahmed: Palak... Dinesh Manjare: Palak: Palak?? : Palak left shriDhan: Hahhahaah shriDhan: Chintu left shriDhan: Ruta: shriDhan: Ooooooooooooooo : Adnaan Ahmed: Om teri wajah se chintu left our grp...

11:45PM, 27 Jan - : Ab maine kya kiya be...? 11:46PM, 27 Jan - : Sabhi ko pata hai kiske wajah se gayaa wo... 11:46PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:46PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Huh...disgusting people... 11:46PM, 27 Jan - : 11:47PM, 27 Jan - : Mujh se dur hi re tu... 11:47PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: @Adnan ....Jane de ...otherwise chintu block kardega 11:47PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Lol... 11:47PM, 27 Jan - : 1st yr ki maar lagta bhul gaya tu .. 11:48PM, 27 Jan - : 11:48PM, 27 Jan - Piyush Malha: Ek or wicket gayi 11:48PM, 27 Jan - Piyush Malha: Good night 11:48PM, 27 Jan - : 11:48PM, 27 Jan - : Aaditya Pawar joined 11:49PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:53PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: Good night 11:54PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: @OM: tere jaisa roz maar khane ko nhi milta...is liye bhul jata hu yaar... Tu khud se apna mazak banwata h...its nt cz f me or ne1 else... 11:56PM, 27 Jan - : Lagta kisi ko waha michi lag gayi... 11:56PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Michi???? 11:57PM, 27 Jan - : Q jal gayi kya teri...??? 11:57PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: 11:57PM, 27 Jan - : 11:57PM, 27 Jan - : Kuch b ho ... Pr mai kisi ko tere jaisa pareshan nhi karta... 11:58PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Woh toh dikh hi raha hai...michi... 11:58PM, 27 Jan - shriDhan: 11:58PM, 27 Jan - Adnaan Ahmed: Calm down...its js out f fun... 11:59PM, 27 Jan - : Sighing out here... Jst for others.... 11:59PM, 27 Jan - : Gn...to alll... 8:12AM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 8:12AM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Cintya left. 8:13AM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 8:26AM, 28 Jan - Shantanu: 5:02PM, 28 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Hum dost he kabhi bi6ad jayenge,par duniya gol he hum fir mil jayenge, par ye yaad rakhna ki me jab kahu, "HOW R U?"tab tum ye mat kehna"WHO R U?" 5:17PM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 5:17PM, 28 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi kahunga 5:23PM, 28 Jan - shriDhan: 5:33PM, 28 Jan - : 7:06PM, 28 Jan - Zaid: <Media omitted> 8:25AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:25AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:40AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Beautiful lines for all : Apne gam ki Numaish na kar, ... Apne nasib ki Aazmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere Paas khud aayega, Har roz usse paane Ki khwaish na kar.!! Chhu le tu asman zamin ki talaash na kar; Jee le zindagi tu khushi ki talaash na kar; Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi aey dost; Muskrana sikh le wajah ki talaash na kar.... good morning 8:50AM, 29 Jan - Zaid: Kuch zyada toofaani hogaya 8:53AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm..socha aaj kuch jada tufani karenge 9:31AM, 29 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya:

10:58AM, 29 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: New word in dictionary: RahulGandhi (verb): to talk nonsense, irrelevant to questions asked and make a c omplete fool of oneself. Usage: "How was your viva? I RahulGandhied it" 9:49PM, 29 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: No English dictionary has able to adequately ex plain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people says there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, When you marry the right women, U are COMPLETE... And when U marry the wrong women, U are FINISHED... And when the right Women catches U with the Wrong Women.... You are COMPLETELY FINISHED..!!!! 11:21PM, 29 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: Timepass effect on cricket field... Coach :Coach :Dhoni :-...... Coach :... .... Bowling Bowling Dhoni :- ......... Coach :..... Pace Dhoni:- ............ Coach :Ball ..?? .. ......... .. ... .... .......... ...? .... ... Bowling ... ........ ...?

10:17AM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 2:43PM, 30 Jan - : Prasanth G joined 3:56PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 5:04PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 5:10PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: 6:19PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 6:46PM, 30 Jan - : . : . : . ( : . ) !!

: 6:49PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Naya he waha 7:12PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: .... , Latest PDF BF GF / Online , ... , ....

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'Connected', 'Was Totally Disconnected'... ' ' 'Technology' .... , , Latest " ...!! " " " Aunt " Glad "Bro" CHATTING ...!! , ....?? "Sis"...!! , Mobile SETTING "Mummy" ...!! ... "Yummy" ...!! . Maggi 'Technology' ... "Money Plant" , Download App , , ....

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. ...!!!!!!!!! 7:26PM, 30 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: I told her: If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana. Wo black pehan ke aayi. Mujhe bura laga. Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai. 7:26PM, 30 Jan - : 7:33PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Kya purana jokes bhej raha hai ravi 7:33PM, 30 Jan - Rahul Kathuriya: Super lame 7:33PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Naya he waha 7:39PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Lame... Kathuria to Alok Nath ka sanskari scientist ha i. 7:40PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:24PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: Changed the group icon 9:25PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 9:25PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: Pahchan kon ????? 9:26PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: 9:26PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Hahahha 9:26PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: K 9:26PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Naya hai wah 9:26PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Epic pose 9:27PM, 30 Jan - Aanand Thengdi: 9:28PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: 9:28PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: 9:30PM, 30 Jan - Aanand Thengdi: New hay waha 9:38PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Navin he waha 9:38PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu: Accha aahe waha 9:51PM, 30 Jan - : I dont think any one wud b able to ans dis 9999=4 8888=8 1816=3 1212=0 1919=? Ans dis if u are mastermind 9:52PM, 30 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Look at these happy faces And look at these sad faces

Did you notice that all happy faces have closed eyes ! And on the other hand , all sad or angry faces have open eyes ! Dis is life , close ur eyes & ignore all negative things to live happy Apne gam ki Numaish na kar, Apne nasib ki Aazmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere Paas khud aayega,

Har roz usse paane Ki khwaish na kar.! Chhu le tu asman zamin ki talaash na kar; Jee le zindagi tu khushi ki talaash na kar; Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi aey dost; Muskrana sikh le wajah ki talaash na kar .

Today is 'love you day' send to everyone you love (and me) whether its real love or friend love, brother love, sister love, daughter love, son love, father love and mother love. You are lovable if you get FIVE back 9:52PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Tujhe aate kya ans 9:53PM, 30 Jan - : Haan.. 9:53PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Toh tu mastermind hai....tuhi bol de 9:54PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: 9:55PM, 30 Jan - : Pehle jawab de fir has... 9:57PM, 30 Jan - Shantanu:

10:05PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Ans. 2. Om? 10:05PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Tujhe bhi kisine answer fwd kiya hoga 10:06PM, 30 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Master mind 10:07PM, 30 Jan - : Isme itna kuch nhi hai jo kisi ki zarurat ho.. Its simple.. 10:07PM, 30 Jan - : @nischal: sahi hai.. 10:08PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Yeah it was simple 10:08PM, 30 Jan - : Ya... 10:08PM, 30 Jan - Nischal: Just copy and paste in google 10:08PM, 30 Jan - : 10:09PM, 30 Jan - : Bas cpy paste hi karte rehenga... Yamesha...??? 10:15PM, 30 Jan - shriDhan: Good nishchal 1:03AM, 31 Jan - : Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in India after rec eiving a letter from Mr. Banta. To, Bill Gates, Microsoft, U.S.A. From: Banta Date: 1 April 2013 Subject: Problems with my new computer... Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I wa nt to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' but ton, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence' , so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a sing le photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'.

For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want my wife know where I go after my office hours. Last one Mr. Bill Gates P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?" Regards, Banta .. 6:59AM, 31 Jan - Zaid: <Media omitted> 10:38AM, 31 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 6:24PM, 31 Jan - Zaid: <Media omitted> 6:25PM, 31 Jan - Prasanth G: Soo true... 7:37PM, 31 Jan - Avinash Mohan: Man yt to talk to him 7:37PM, 31 Jan - Avinash Mohan: I ll send it to u 10:16PM, 31 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Gotya: Aaji apan gharat nehmi 5 lok rahnar... Tu baba aai, mi n didi. Aaji: Nai re Tuza lagn zale ki 6 honar. Gotya: Didiche lagn zale ki parat 5 honar. Aaji:Tula mulga zalyawr parat 6 honar. gotya: parat tu melyawar 5 honar. Aaji: zop kutrya.. 10:30PM, 31 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Really Good One The killer one... Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai. Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai Husband: Nalayak ki book me rakh de, exam tak nahi dhundh payega. 10:39PM, 31 Jan - Ravi Jerrywala: Really Good One The killer one... Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai. Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai Husband: Nalayak ki book me rakh de, exam tak nahi dhundh payega. 10:56PM, 31 Jan - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi aur ek baar post kar..abhi bhi joke post nahi hua 7:06AM, 1 Feb - Zaid: Whatsapp creativity. . . .

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Anchor: Safaid ko Charwaha: Ghass Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho? Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko Charwaha: Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Charwaha: Use bhi pani se Anchor Ghusse se: Manhos admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse bar bar puchta kyu h ai Kala ya Safaid... Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai Anchor: Aur kala? Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai... 10:11AM, 1 Feb - Zaid: 10:32AM, 1 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:34AM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Hey, let's switch to Telegram: http://telegram.org/dl 2 10:50AM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 11:00AM, 1 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:27AM, 1 Feb - : Next year june to hoga, par Vacations nai honge Holidays to honge, par happy holidays nai honge Khana to roz khaenge, par ek dusre k tiffins nai honge Sms to honge, par bhejnewale dost nai honge

Free to honge, par Bunk karne k liye lectrs nai honge..... So guys enjoy the last few months of our clg life 12:17PM, 1 Feb - : Hey, let's switch to Telegram: http://telegram.org/dl2 12:22PM, 1 Feb - : Valentine Day Quote: "Jidhar Apna Crush Hai, Saala.... Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai" 2:34PM, 1 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Micro soft USA. Few days latter he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad , You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained or welcomed. Thanks. Bill Gates. Laloo Prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai." Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaungaa... Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga. " Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad: Pyare Laloo prasad -bhaiya You do not meet: aap to milte hi nahin ho our requirement: humko to zarurat hai Please do not send any further correspondence: ab letter vetter bhejne ka kouno zarurat nahin No phone call: phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai shall b entertain or welcome: bahut khaatir ki jayegi . Acche se aiiye. Thanks: aapka bahut dhanyavad Bill Gates: Tohar Bilva... 2:49PM, 1 Feb - Zaid: 2:57PM, 1 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: HAPPY MENS DAY!!!

For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it....

Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts a very tender age.

compromising at

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts ee her smiling

for the lady

he loves just to s

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late thout any complain.

at night wi

He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them

for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'

happiness.

BECHARA MARD...!?

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,

Chup rahe to DARPOK,

Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

Bachhon ko daante to ZAALIM,

Na daante to LAPARWAH,

Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,

Maa ki maane to CHAMCHA,

Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega........ "HAPPY MEN'S DAY"

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

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So People, Come Be A Part Of The Craziest Awaited AFTERNOON BBM PIN: 26E43FBC. SEE YOU THERE..!! 8:52PM, 1 Feb - Shantanu: . . . :. . .... .... .... Chala 100 / 100 / account la yeu dya . . . 9:26PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Timepass effect on cricket field... Coach :Coach :Dhoni :-...... Coach :... .... Bowling Bowling Dhoni :- ......... Coach :..... Pace Dhoni:- ............ Coach :Ball 9:33PM, 9:35PM, 9:35PM, 9:37PM, 9:37PM, 9:46PM, 9:47PM, 9:47PM, 9:48PM, 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb ..?? shriDhan: "Juna" hai wah keeda.... : Phir bhi kaam karta hai... Isne prove kar diya... Old is Gold... Dinesh Manjare: Naya he waha(send karne wala) Dinesh Manjare: Wo tere jaisa dikh rha he shriDhan: @ Dinesh : Nischal: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Omlet aaya Nischal: OM abse late mat hona lecture me .. ......... .. ... .... .......... ...? .... ... Bowling ... ........ ...? . . . .

9:48PM, 1 Feb - Ruta: 9:48PM, 1 Feb - Shantanu: 9:49PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...nahi toh joshi sir ko Omlet bht pasand he 9:49PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Army me tha 9:49PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Wo 9:49PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 9:49PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Juna hai wah 9:49PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: (Joshi sir) 9:50PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:51PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 9:53PM, 1 Feb - : Mai kya bol raha hu... Tu kya bol raha haiii... 9:54PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover he waha 9:54PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: Naya hai wah 9:56PM, 1 Feb - : 9:58PM, 1 Feb - Shantanu: Naya naya kar ke kitna rulaoge ab kedar ko????? Jao dekh Karl aao Ro raha hai wah 9:59PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:00PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:03PM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: On monday which test is there ? 10:03PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Plc 10:04PM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks 10:05PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 4&5th unit he...aa padhke 10:06PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 10:06PM, 1 Feb - shriDhan: 10:06PM, 1 Feb - : bhul hi gaya tha... 10:07PM, 1 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Wo sirif tu pad sakta hai mai rahul hu rajnika nt nahi 10:08PM, 1 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Abe whatsapp k kide...tu kab se padhne laga 1:47PM, 2 Feb - : Urgently required: . . . . Are kisi k pass plc ki notes hai kya...??? 1:52PM, 2 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: bht sada hua pj tha 1:54PM, 2 Feb - : Are seriously chahiye... 4:55PM, 2 Feb - : Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to usne muje thank u bola Maine kaha thank u mat kaho ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena Aur un se kaho k ye aur 3 ladkiyo ko de..... Jai ho... 5:22PM, 2 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: <Media omitted> 10:10PM, 2 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Very Importent 2 minutes management course. Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do noth ing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it. Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very

high up. Lesson Two A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough stren gth to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey wa s proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you the re. Lesson Three A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze an d fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the fro zen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the soun d, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lessons - (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not ev eryone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit , it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends your two-minute management course. 10:22PM, 2 Feb - +91 72 76 233509 : <Media omitted> 7:18AM, 3 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: GANESH JAYANTI CHYA HARDIK SHUBHECHHA 11:12AM, 3 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Attraction is The Temporary Love" But"Love is permanent Attraction."Just a Game of Words But Makes a Lot of Difference in Life .... Good morning... 12:45PM, 3 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: : : . : , , . . " ... ... ..!" .

. . : " : " : " 4:07PM, 6:41PM, 6:43PM, 7:14PM, 7:46PM, 7:55PM, 7:56PM, 7:56PM, 7:57PM, 7:57PM, 7:57PM, 8:07PM, 8:08PM, jaunga 8:10PM, 8:10PM, 9:58PM, 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb ?" , ' ' ..." ..., , " ?" ...."

Shantanu: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Salman khan Prasanth G: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> : Are kal konsa paper hai.. Shantanu: Tvav ka hai raju : : Thank u shantaram Shantanu: : Dinesh Manjare: silent lover Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover --silent ho ja warna me violent ho

3 Feb - : 3 Feb - : 3 Feb - Piyush Malha:

10:05PM, 3 Feb 10:05PM, 3 Feb 10:05PM, 3 Feb 10:06PM, 3 Feb 10:06PM, 3 Feb 10:07PM, 3 Feb 10:07PM, 3 Feb 10:27PM, 3 Feb the water sac!! Its amazing to see how life is like inside a mother's womb!! 10:27PM, 3 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 9:42AM, 4 Feb - Dinesh Manjare:

.... ...... Dinesh Manjare: hmm..abhi jindagi bikherne k din he Dinesh Manjare: Piyush Malha: Dinesh galti se bhai mera comment hogaya Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Kya bol rha he Dinesh Manjare: Me kya bol rha he tu kya bol rha he Piyush Malha: Kuch nahi Ravi Jerrywala: A greek baby delivered but still has not broken

Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Gussa Kya Hai..? Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Mila: Kisi Ki Galti Ki Saza Khud Ko Dena..!

Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Dost Aur Pyar Me Kya Fark Hota Hai..? Krishna Has Kar Bole: Pyar Sona Hai..Aur Dost Heera..Sona Tut Kar Dubara Ban Sak ta Hai..Magar Heera Nahi..!

Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Ji Se Puchha: Main Kaha Kaha Hu..? Krishna Ne Kaha: Tum Mere Dil Me..Sans Me..Jigar Me..Dhadkan Me..Tan Me..Man Me. .Har Jagah Ho..! Fir Radha Ji Ne Puchha: Main Kaha Nahi Hu..? To Krishna Ne Kaha: Meri Kismat Me..!

Radha Ne Shri Krishna Se Puchha: Pyar Ka Asli Matlab Kya Hota Hai..? Shri Krishna Ne Has Kar Kaha: Jaha Matlab Hota Hai..Waha Pyar Hi Kaha Hota Hai.. !

Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Apne Mujhse Prem Kiya..Lekin Shadi Rukmani Se Ki..Aisa Kyu..? Krishna Ne Haste Hue Kaha: Radhe..Shadi Me Do Log Chahiye....Aur Hum To Ek Hai.. .. Jai sri krisna 9:43AM, 4 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 12:11PM, 4 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love. Even Jesus Christ died for love! w here are the women? Don't buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives u atleast 5 nam es of women who died for love... Because no woman would die for love...

Wake up guys...

Jaago tharkiyo 12:23PM, 4 Feb 12:23PM, 4 Feb 12:38PM, 4 Feb

jaago. : - shriDhan: Juna hai wah - shriDhan: - Shantanu: Par sachha hai wah

12:47PM, 4 Feb - shriDhan: 10:43AM, 5 Feb - Ruta: Solve it It is a 9 letter word- 123456789. If u lose it you die. If you have 234, you can 1234. 56 is one type of disease. 89 indicates exact location & time , 2&7 are same letter, 3&8 are same letter, 5&9 are same letter... ...guess the word! Challenge for all masterminds!! 10:44AM, 5 Feb - : 56 tb 10:45AM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: Heartbeat 10:46AM, 5 Feb - Ruta: Correct 10:46AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: mallah... 10:46AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:46AM, 5 Feb - : 10:47AM, 5 Feb - Ruta: 10:47AM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: Ohhh thank you thank you........... 10:48AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Fees kitni leta he tu mallah ...mujhe admission c hahiye 10:48AM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bhai ma khud tution l raha hu kissi or k pass 10:49AM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:34AM, 5 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Dinesh 20000

1:45PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 1:56PM, 5 Feb - : True lines: "Khare luv timepass naste..." 2:01PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:47PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 3:50PM, 5 Feb - Piyush Malha: 6:02PM, 5 Feb - Prasanth G: Desperation is when you are in a taxi ... a beautiful n sexy girl from your office texts you, "MOVI E TONIGHT?" You type, "YES" ... suddenly a thief snatches your phone through the window and instead of shouting for "HELP!" ... You shout, "Send maar... Send maar saale ... phone lejaa magar, send maar saale!" 6:05PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:06PM, 5 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 6:08PM, 5 Feb - Nivan: 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Guys....major accident occurred in Adlabs Imagica. Rol ler coaster has skid from the track. People have suffered from major injuries li ke skull, hand fractures. Peoples have been shifted to hospitals in khopoli. Spr ead the word across. 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Adlabs jao ....an trip k liye 6:22PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Ab * 6:23PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:24PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Jindagi se khelne walo ko hi bajigar khete he 6:25PM, 5 Feb - Nivan: 6:26PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Pic me matte sir he kya d 6:29PM, 5 Feb - shriDhan: Tasach vatay 6:30PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 7:37PM, 5 Feb - Shantanu: www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/report-mumbai-two-injured-as-r oller-coaster-ride-tilts-at-adlabs-imagica-1959603 8:08PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ho..Shantanu. ..pohochlya bhavna...dhanashree ne adhich news dili aahe.. 8:25PM, 5 Feb - Shantanu: Nahi are me detail baghitle 2 Jane injured aahet tya a ccident madhe te dakhavtoy me. 8:38PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ohh.. 8:38PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Nikhil wagle 8:56PM, 5 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Dyan se dekhiye..... 8:56PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:47PM, 5 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: This one is original... RTO has now made compulsory for new drivers with learning license to write behin d the car/bike.... . . . . . . . . . . !

9:28AM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.. Good morning... 9:28AM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: What do u gain by Prayer? Best Answer given by 'Swami Vivekanand': I gained nothing In fact I Lost: Anger, Depression, Jealousy, Irritation & Insecurity... Good Morning...Have a grt day 9:28AM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: What do u gain by Prayer? Best Answer given by 'Swami Vivekanand': I gained nothing In fact I Lost: Anger, Depression, Jealousy, Irritation & Insecurity... Good Morning...Have a grt day 1:27PM, 6 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 3:02PM, 6 Feb - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 3:05PM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 3:05PM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 3:06PM, 6 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Bittu as fruitseller 3:23PM, 6 Feb - : congo... Bitto... Aakhir raisoni me se kisi ki toh placement ho gayi.. 7:44PM, 6 Feb - : , . . . Last bench Team . . . . - . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . ?

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. ..... . . .. . "DUNIYADARI 9:25PM, 6 Feb - : <Media omitted> 10:31PM, 6 Feb - Ruta: Ekdum latest.... Wife: oji sunte ho valentine day ki din aap mujhe kaha ghumane leke jaa rahe h o. Husband: Imagica 10:40PM, 6 Feb - Nivan: 10:40PM, 6 Feb - Nivan: C.A.T Exam question: Spell the word "COW" in 13 letters. Scientists got mad calculating it.. Even Professors couldn't answer.. Lecturers said that it's a wrong query, printing mistake, etc. Toppers got confused.. Average students' minds went blank cursing the question setters.. Below-Average students committed suicide, unable to solve it.. BUT, Hang on,here comes Rajni Sir, gave a cool answer..... "SEE O DOUBLE YOU" 10:43PM, 6 Feb - Ruta: 10:43PM, 6 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 11:05PM, 6 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12:04AM, 7 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 8:23AM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:13PM, 7 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. Good morning! 12:31PM, 7 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: . Arnab: It was pleasure talking to you. Rahul: Yes Even I love HeroHonda Pleasure. But the fundamental issue is, hould boys have all the fun, What we need is women empowerment. 2:02PM, 7 Feb ... : .... ...! Why s

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ty which proved to be fake. She submitted an affidavit that she studied English in Bell Education trust at Cambridge. Even this was proven to be fake and was fo und she never got any education after class five. She was a young girl with no f ormal education living five years in England. How did she support her livelihood for 5 years? Any wild guesses? Citizenship: She has not given off her Italian citizenship. Indira Gandhi used her power to i ssue her an Indian Citizenship so that she can join Indian politics. She is hold ing an illegal citizenship in India. No action is being taken by Home Minister. Religion: Christianity. Bank Balance: Rajiv Gandhi and his family owned 2 billion USD in Swiss Bank as of November,199 1. Benefitiary of death of Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi was Sonia Gandhi. Family: Sonia's sister Alexandria(or Anuska) has 2 shops in Italy selling antiques stole n from India. Sonia used her power to smuggle indian artifacts through Air India flights uninspected. Sonia's son Rahul Gandhi, whose real name is Raul Vinci. He got admitted to Harv ard in quota but was thrown off soon because he was incompetant. He has italian citizenship since his mother never gave up her citizenship. He cannot officially become the citizen of india or any politician in india as long as he doesnt giv e up his italian citizenship. Arrested in Boston airport for carrying 160,000 do llars cash, accompanied by Veronique (spanish). veronique is the daughter of Dru g mafia leader. Rahul has also been accused for gang raping Sukanya Devi, whose petition to all courts in India have been rejected due to their political hold a nd the whereabouts of the family is unknown. However, the information is widely available online. **********Friends PLEASE DO SHARE this information with the people because only general awareness can cure this nation and the corrupt government will never rev eal the truth Sources- Dr Subramanian Swamy raises question http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAFXMO53d4w 7:38PM, 7 Feb - Nivan: Ravi ye msg toh bade kaam ki cheez hai 7:41PM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ...pata he 9:21PM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:39PM, 7 Feb - Nischal: <Media omitted> 9:40PM, 7 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:49PM, 7 Feb - Ruta: 9:53PM, 7 Feb - Shantanu: 10:01PM, 7 Feb - Piyush Malha: , , , ...!!! , ... !!! , ... , ...!!! 10:59PM, 7 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Pls share it....... "IMPORTANT MESSAGE" :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

$$ The people who are having their own profile pic on whatsapp plz change it as soon as possible because some hackers on whatsapp are having the numbers of all whatsapp users and they are using it too make nude pictures This message is from CEO of whatsApp Don't make your own profile picture for a tleast 20-25 days as our engineers are trying to safe you/us all.. Forward as much as possible if u care for ur frnz... & Specially for girls $$ Have A Nice Day ........ Regards AK Mittal IPS Message from Aarohi Deshmukh (CEO of Whatsapp) we have had an over usage of use r names on whatsapp Messenger. We are requesting all users to forward this messa ge to their entire contact list. If you do not forward this message, we will tak e it as your account is invalid and it will be deleted within the next 48 hours. Please DO NOT ignore this message or whatsapp will no longer recognise your act ivation. If you wish to re-activate your account after it has been deleted, a ch arge of 25.00 will be added to your monthly bill. We are also aware of the issue involving the pictures updates not showing. We are working diligently at fixing this problem and it will be up and running as soon as possible. Thank you for y our cooperation from the Whatsapp team WhatsApp is going to cost us money soon. The only way that it will stay free is if you are a frequent user i.e. you have at least 10 people you are chatting with. To become a frequent user send this message to 10 people who receive it (2 ticks) and your WhatsApp logo w ill change color. send this to 8 people to activate the new whatsapp 11:11PM, 7 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Tomorow mega job fair at chinchwad, tomorrow i s last date , timing 10 to 5 ... 12:09AM, 8 Feb - Nivan: Thanks for d information 8:47AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Patra likhta hu khoon se sahi(ink) mat samajna , gaur farmaeye Patra likhta hu khoon se sahi(ink) mat samajna , aashiq hu aapka , dhyan se suniye aashiq hu aapka kisi aur ka mat samajna .. Happy Propose Day... 8:50AM, 8 Feb - Shantanu: Wa wa...... 9:13AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Rocking text to all boys..... If any Girl calls u BROTHER on d Road, dont worry.... just slap her and say "yaha kaha ghum rahi hai.....Ghar Chal.... 10:07AM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 10:07AM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 10:16AM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi...ye proposal kiske liye tha 10:17AM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmmmm 10:30AM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 10:35AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ab naam nahi bata sakta 10:35AM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Lolz 1:48PM, 8 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Shrmaraha hai kya...jari 6:12PM, 8 Feb - : Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Gussa Kya Hai..? Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Mila: Kisi Ki Galti Ki Saza Khud Ko Dena..!

Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Dost Aur Pyar Me Kya Fark Hota Hai..? Krishna Has Kar Bole: Pyar Sona Hai..Aur Dost Heera..Sona Tut Kar Dubara Ban Sak ta Hai..Magar Heera Nahi..!

Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne Krishna Ji Se Puchha: Main Kaha Kaha Hu..? Krishna Ne Kaha: Tum Mere Dil Me..Sans Me..Jigar Me..Dhadkan Me..Tan Me..Man Me. .Har Jagah Ho..! Fir Radha Ji Ne Puchha: Main Kaha Nahi Hu..? To Krishna Ne Kaha: Meri Kismat Me..!

Radha Ne Shri Krishna Se Puchha: Pyar Ka Asli Matlab Kya Hota Hai..? Shri Krishna Ne Has Kar Kaha: Jaha Matlab Hota Hai..Waha Pyar Hi Kaha Hota Hai.. !

Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna Se Puchha: Apne Mujhse Prem Kiya..Lekin Shadi Rukmani Se Ki..Aisa Kyu..? Krishna Ne Haste Hue Kaha: Radhe..Shadi Me Do Log Chahiye....Aur Hum To Ek Hai.. .. Jai sri krishna.. . 6:13PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:13PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Juna he waha 6:14PM, 8 Feb - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 6:14PM, 8 Feb - : Par aaj naye se kam nhi... 6:15PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Abe ch****3 din pehle hi ye yahi group pe tha 6:16PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:48PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 7:39PM, 8 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Aaj A, B,C,D A B C D E F APNA MODI BRILLIANT MODI CHACHA MODI DOST MODI ENGREZO KA BAAP MODI FARMERS KA KHAS MODI

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7:55PM, 8 Feb - : 8:24PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: P for pakistan ka baap modi?????? Wtf Dat means he is pakistani 8:25PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: K for kamal ki jaan modi????? Wtf kamal hasan??? Dat means he is gay 8:29PM, 8 Feb - : Nischal changed the subject to Ravi ka Modi 8:30PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 8:33PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: Changed the group icon 8:35PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Is baat par ravi ka kya kehna he 8:36PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:37PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: Party ho jayee 8:37PM, 8 Feb - : 8:38PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Party ka "P" modi 8:42PM, 8 Feb - : Similarity between Ravi n Modi.... Both ends 8:43PM, 8 Feb - : Raviiiiiiii modiiiiiii... 8:43PM, 8 Feb - : N also jerriiiiiii... 8:43PM, 8 Feb - Nischal: Ravi and modi both have 4 alphabets 8:44PM, 8 Feb - : 9:23PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: Guys Pakistan ka baap India ha or So vote for .... 9:32PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: Piyush ye toh Rose hai 9:33PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: Tu samaj gayi na bus 9:33PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 9:34PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: Actually lotus nahi dikha isliye 9:34PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: 9:41PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mallah ka M modi 9:41PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:42PM, 8 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi tere liye ye pic

Group

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modi Indian ha.

kam chala liya

9:42PM, 8 Feb - Piyush Malha: 10:18PM, 8 Feb - : Kedarnath joined 10:29PM, 8 Feb - Ruta: <Media omitted> 11:10PM, 8 Feb - shriDhan: 11:17PM, 8 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Modi is best ..... 9:25AM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: http://bit.ly/1ki9L9s INFOCOM group of industry for freshers job...criteria-55% above 9:47AM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:45AM, 9 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: TE ka timetable aaya hai 12:03PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Kalach 12:08PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: Time table ???? 12:14PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Ya juna zala 12:15PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Its due to election. 12:16PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: For BE tent dates are 17,20,22,24 12:18PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Sry its 19,21,23,26 12:24PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: Which month 12:24PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: March ?? 12:24PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: *2 days overlap possible 12:24PM, 9 Feb - Piyush Malha: 12:24PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: may 12:24PM, 9 Feb - shriDhan: Okk 12:26PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Mallah overlap yani 21 to 28. 12:27PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1:31PM, 9 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: May 4:35PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: '' '' 2007 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 4:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 5:37PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 5:40PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: Kuthe milale re padala ambe? 5:40PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: *padala laglele ambe? 5:40PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: @Shikrapur . 5:41PM, 9 Feb - Kedarnath: 5:41PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 5:45PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 7:40PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: RAJ THAKREY live on ABP MAJHA (Avinash Bhosle Pa til) 8:42PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:47PM, 9 Feb - : 9:11PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:12PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Sunday special 9:13PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Yummy Maswadi 9:39PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:40PM, 9 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Nko dakhau yaar 10:01PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:15PM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Valentine Special... Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal ho me kyaa kamaal karti hai..... ... 11:16PM, 9 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:24PM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 11:27PM, 9 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: . Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100 (Card + Ice Cream) . Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250 karti hai..... Wahhh waahh.... Woh ishq ki raa Likhti hai I love you Aur send 2 all karti hai. Wah wah <Media omitted> Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)

(Cant give a low price chocolate) . Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700 (That s the lowest price) . Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130 (Again,few food expenses ) . Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO) . Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing) . . Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount) . CONGRATULATIONS-married couples,,, You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week. 6:37AM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: WHO'S GUILTY ! Husband and wife are sleeping.. Wife dreaming... and she suddenly shouts "Quick, my husband is back"... Husband gets up in lightning speed & jumps out of the window. Total Disaster ! Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped. 1St : Oh my god !! my girl friend & my wife r coming together...!!! 2nd : Damn Mine too...!! Banner In Front Of a corporate office: "Drive Slowly, Don't Kill The Employees. Leave Them To Us.. We Do It In A Legal Way Regards, HR Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha. Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head.. &.. Shoulder hai.. Wife- U luv me. Hubby- Of course i do. Wife- Toh aap meri parvah kyun nahi karte . Hubby- Pagli pyaar karne wale kissi ki parvah nahi karte A friend of mine is very upset with TV channels going on & on with Salman & Shah Rukh clips. He. says, 'What's so gr8 in two dushmans hugging each other? I hug my wife everyday.'

An indian goes to heaven. He happens to meet Gandhiji there.

Gandhi: How are my 3 monkeys? Indian: Sab thik hai... Andha, kanoon ban gaya hai... Behra, sarkar ban gaya hai aur Goonge ne to hadd hi kar di, Aajkal PM bana baitha hai!! Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar Bhagwan bole'VAR MANGO VATS'. Santa Prabhu !! Jaisa aap soch rahe ho me waisa nahi hu... 'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE' The biggest Problem of our country is solved. . . Salman and srk are frndz again... Now only small problems like corruption, unemployment, inflation, depreciating r upee, rising petrol prices etc. Remains Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya.. Wife:"kaun thi wo ?? Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!! 6:37AM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Beautiful lines of d day ''Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'Talk'. 'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'. 'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'. That's the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other...cheers and...stay conne cted!! GM 6:37AM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Height of irritating someone:" Boy:" pen hai ?? Girl:" nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy:" pen hai ?? Girl:" nahi bola na.. Boy:" pen hai pen ?? Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad... Boy:" hathoda hai kya..??? Girl:" nahi.. Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..

And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person's really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ek aur... Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, Ek aur... White House receptionist "Sir..someone has called OBAMA - Tell him Namaste He must be Manmohan Sing to OBAMA.. up but not speaking anything" !! from INDIA

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ek aur... Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well ! ................................. Bas last.. Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah Teacher-Aur batao? Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum Mata raani ki kripa.... Aap sunao...?? 9:41AM, 10 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 12:19PM, 10 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 12:43PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:51PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:53PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12.30 3.30 4:37PM, 10 Feb - : Palak joined 2:08PM, 10 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 7:07PM, 10 Feb - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE E&TC-2014 7:09PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Welcome chiinttuu 7:12PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon

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: Changed the group icon Kedarnath: Gali khane ka man kar raha hai kya om? : Kedarnath: Image bhi hope less it is showing TE n all results. Kedarnath: Lol Kedarnath: : Common sense hai na dude.... Toh q check kiya online.... Kedarnath: I hd chck @ 7 as reg.chck : Maine b sham me check kiya tha... : Just awesome....read it...

Jannat me sab kuch hai lekin maut nahi hai, Gita me sab kuch hai lekin jhuth nahi hai, Dunia me sab kuch hai lekin sukun nahi hai, Insaan me sab kuch hai lekin sabar nahi hai.... Dosto........ Kya baat kare is duniya ki... Har shakhs ke apne afsaane hai... Jo samne hai use log bura kehte hai... Jisko dekha nahi kabhi use sab "KHUDA" kehte hai..!!! jab bachpan tha to jawani ek dream tha jab jawan huye to bachpan desire hai.. jab ghar me rehte the aazadi achi lagti thi aaj akele hai to har pal ghar k din yaad aate hai.. kabhi hotel me jana pizza, burger khana pasand tha aaj ghar par aana aur maa k hath k khane me hi jannat milti hai.. jinse zagadte the school me un dosto ko aaj internet me talashte hai aaj kal to khush rehne k tarike b hum google me search marte hai.. facebook se dating aur flipkart, ebay se shopping karte hai ghar par b baat ab skype/gtalk aur whatsapp se karte hai.. life ko laptop aur mobile me samet diya hai hum samazte hai humne khud ko update kiya hai.. iss nayi duniya me humne na jane kya ghuma diya hai kab kya badla hume kuch na pata chala hai.. paisa mila

naam mila kuch hai hum b ye b vishwas mila lekin kya chhoda kya tyaga humne iska na hisab mila.. khushi kisme hoti hai ye pata ab chala hai bachpan kya tha iska ehsas ab hua hai.. kash badal sakte hum zindgi k kuch saal pichhle kash ji sakte hum zindgi ek bar fir se... I knw itss big !! But its worth a read !! 10:59PM, 10 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 2:24PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Will you please post this message in the known groups so that it gets circulated, thanks. If you have come across any bright students coming from poor financial background who have finished their 10th standard this year and scored more than 80%, please ask them to contact the NGO - Prerana (Supported by Infosys foundation). The NGO is conducting a written test and those who clear the test will be eligible for financial help for their further studies. Please ask the students to contact the people mentioned below to get the form: 580, Shubhakar, 44th cross, 1st A main road, Jayanagar, 7th block, Bangalore. Contact numbers: 1. Ms. Saraswati - 099009 06338 2. Mr. Shivkumar - 099866 30301 3. Ms. Bindu - 099645 34667 Even if you don't know anyone, please pass on this info, someone might be in need of this. 6:31PM, 11 Feb - Prasanth G: <Media omitted> 6:31PM, 11 Feb - Prasanth G: Must see 7:40PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:56PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Pass it if u r in a Group ChatAF ( Group Award Function) Rules- Only admin will decide 1) Strongest person of group 2)Coolest person of group

3)Best DP of group 4)Most active person of group 5)Most inactive person of group 6) Most decent person in group 7)Most funny person in group 8)Hero of group 9) Heroine of group 10) Villain of d group Challenge for admin..! 10:00PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe n ravi ko 4th award fix 10:01PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Admin kaha hai 10:02PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 10:03PM, 11 Feb - : 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Lol 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Arre 10:04PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Vote Karo sablog 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Heroine dhanashri 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Nop admin have to tell . Its test for admin. 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Pallavi is on active person 10:05PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover villain 10:05PM, 11 Feb - : 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Admin decides rules 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Vivek is most decent 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: My rule is 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Everyone shud vote 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: 10:06PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Kedar funny person 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Hero is mallah 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: I think admin ravi ko bana naa chaye 10:06PM, 11 Feb - : Villan hai woh... 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover ki colg sister ko 1st award 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Rest u all decide 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ab bacha hi kya 10:07PM, 11 Feb - Ruta: Rahul 10:07PM, 11 Feb - : 1) award for chintu... 10:10PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: N ha...1baat aur... sabhi award winning person s ko Admin ki taraf se PARTY 10:10PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:11PM, 11 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:11PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 7.) kedar 10:11PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 3.) dinesh 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 2.)nischal 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:12PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: 1.) ravi 10:13PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2 Nishcal 10:13PM, 11 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1)Group bouncer ravi 11:20PM, 11 Feb - Piyush Malha: Nice line by Javed Akhtar

" " , , ! , .. 11:25PM, 11 Feb - : 1:46AM, 12 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 9:39AM, 12 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 10:14AM, 12 Feb - Nivan: 11:07AM, 12 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: D Biggest Suspense of Life is; We know for WHOM we are Praying. But We NeVer know D person who is Praying for us. May Happiness be urs Forever Good morning 11:35AM, 12 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: 11:45AM, 12 Feb - Ruta: 12:44PM, 12 Feb - : Got a gift for you! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, Performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a hug from ME to Yo u! Happy Hug Day...to allll!! 1:38PM, 12 Feb - Piyush Malha: Aao Aaj apko mobile pe whatsapp pe film dikhate h ain Start ,

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The End.. Ye thi Rajesh khanna ki super hit film "KORA KAGAZ".. Thankyou. mat bolna.. Instead aap 3 or logon ko bhejo Or unse kaho aage or 3 logon ko bhejen 1:38PM, 12 Feb - Ruta: 2:29PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 0.0000000000000000000001 star out of 5 2:29PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare:

2:32PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ...??? ... """" """"... ' ' ... , ..???? ...??? ...??? ..?? "" "" , "" "" ...

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2:41PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 2:43PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:17PM, 12 Feb - Nischal: <Media omitted> 8:23PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:34PM, 12 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ekdum latest... After unsuccessfull RASTA ROKO... BALASAHEB replied from HEAVEN Nahi jamnar RAJ la... NAYA HAI WAH 8:42AM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:42AM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 9:05AM, 13 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: GM 10:13AM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Jidhar Apna Crush Hai, Saala.... Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai" Or abi time pass karne k liye sifr candy crush hai 10:18AM, 13 Feb - Aaditya Pawar: 10:18AM, 13 Feb - : .... ....? -" ..... ..... ... .... , .. .. ....? ....? .. .....? .....!!! ....?? .... ....

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12:03PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Its Performance - A Priest dies & is waiting i n line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, l eather jacket & jeans. God to the guy : Who r u ? Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune. God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven. God to the Priest : Who r u ? Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people. God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton. God : Results, my son, results. While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... Its Performance, not Position that Counts !! 12:05PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Life has many great options, You don't have to always pick what seems to be the best.. Just pick whatever makes u happy.. Good morning...

2:20PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Emraan Hashmi Jayantichya Hardik Shubhechha

I mean Happy Kiss Day 2:56PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 2:56PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Happy kiss day 6:47PM, 13 Feb - : Nur was removed 3:31PM, 13 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 5:58PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: I got a call from BANK and the GIRL said, if y ou invest 4000/- per month, you will get 1 cr after your retirement."I said, "It 's a nice offer, but make it reverse. Give me 1cr today and take 5000/- per mont h from me till my RETIREMENT.."She simply disconnected the call...Apan kay chuk ich bolala kay ??? Poragi galpatali vatate.. 8:29PM, 13 Feb - : Rose day : Phool nahi mile.. Propose day : Ladki nahi mili..

Chocolate day : chocolate costly the.. Promise day : Jab Govt. nahi kar sakti to hum kya kare?? Teddy kahan se kharide??

Teddy day : Jab chocolate kharid nahi sakte to Kiss day : jab ladki nahi mili to

kiss kise kare??

Hug day : bas tanhai se hi

hug karte rah gaye!!

Valentine's day : Jab upar ke sare din aise gaye to iss din kya milega?? - Babaji ka 8:31PM, 13 Feb 8:31PM, 13 Feb 8:43PM, 13 Feb 9:42PM, 13 Feb 9:43PM, 13 Feb 9:43PM, 13 Feb 9:45PM, 13 Feb 9:45PM, 13 Feb 9:45PM, 13 Feb Thullu - Nivan: - Rahul Kathuriya: - Ravi Jerrywala: - Ruta: Kal off hai kya - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi - Ruta: And sat ko parents meet hai kya - Dinesh Manjare: Ha...dad ko call aaya rha - Dinesh Manjare: Yha - Dinesh Manjare: Tha

10:10PM, 13 Feb - : Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hm aapko whtsapp king kahenge. Q-ek chij aeisi h jo sukhi ho to 2kg. gili ho to 1kg. or jal jae to 3kg. its challenge for u !! "Challange For all group Time limit raat 12 baje se pehle 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Prasanth G: Tawri 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Om tawri 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sorry raju 10:15PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sorry silent lover 10:15PM, 13 Feb - : Ab ye kya tha...???? 10:16PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Answer 10:16PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Phir to ye proportion "mg" me chahiye 10:18PM, 13 Feb - Prasanth G: 10:22PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sugar 10:23PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Is answer raju 10:23PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sugarcane 10:23PM, 13 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sugarcane gila hota h to 1 kg jb sukha liya jata hai to sugar bn jata h 2kg or jb jla diya jata h to gudd bn jata h 3kg ka: 10:25PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: It's sugarcane only 10:25PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:26PM, 13 Feb - Prasanth G: I thought magnesium.. 10:26PM, 13 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 14-02-2014 Ye date very spl he Jis ko left se right ya right se left read karo Same Date mi lega 14-02-2014 Nice Naa It comes very rarely... 10:27PM, 13 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 12:02AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: So guys get ready for the girl's famous dialog ue,, Me tumhe apna DOST samajti thi... 12:03AM, 14 Feb - Piyush Malha: 12:05AM, 14 Feb - Nivan: 12:07AM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Hahahaha.....Ravi waise tujhe ye dialogue kon bolane wala hai ??? 12:07AM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Koi hai kya 12:08AM, 14 Feb - Ruta: 12:09AM, 14 Feb - Aaditya Pawar: ravi 9:24AM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: What is love? Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai... Love is when u cm back frm work and dad says 'ar ey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai Love is when ur bhabhi says ' hey hero ladki dekhi hai tere liya, koi aur pasand ho tou bata dena' Love is when ur brother says ' bhai tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath Love is when ur Moodless and ur sis says ' chal bhai kahi ghoom k aatein hai Love is when ur best friend hugs u and says' abe tere bagair mazaa nhi aata yar....these all are best moments of love. ....don't miss them in life. Love is not only having a bf or gf. Luv u all who have been a special part of my life ........HAPPY VALENTINE WEEK!! 9:29AM, 14 Feb - : girlfriend boyfriend happy valentines day 9:42AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: If u don't have Valentine on Valentine's day, d on't b sad. Most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well....

Enjoy... Cheers... 9:42AM, 14 Feb - : 10:09AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: For all those who all r single on this vakenti ne's day, arrange a photo of ur crush, coz, Tu nathi to taro photo pan chalse! 10:10AM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Hamare aarmano pe mitti padene lagi hai... Ab to kaamwali bai bhi valentine day ki chuuti lene lagi hai..... 10:10AM, 14 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 10:28AM, 14 Feb - Shantanu: Ya veles progress aahe university chi.... Magcha veles 5000 ans sheet haravlya hotya ya veles 3000.... 11:32AM, 14 Feb - Piyush Malha: <Media omitted> 11:42AM, 14 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 3:22PM, 14 Feb - Nivan: Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage. Its love, when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him. Its love, when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake. Its love, when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road. Its love, when your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time.. Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city. Lv is wen u send a small msg to yur frens to mk them smile Luv is actually a name of "care"... 3:23PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 15 Reasons why you should date a Gujju Guy | Bu ddyBits.com - http://buddybits.com/15-reasons-date-gujju-guy/ 5:11PM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Gujrarti ladko ka bas ek hi fasaana hai....... Valentine day ho ya friendship day...... Hum ko to dukaan 5:29PM, 14 Feb 5:30PM, 14 Feb 5:30PM, 14 Feb , ... ... : : ... : : : : jaana hai... Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Dukaan Dinesh Manjare:

: : . . . . . . . .... ? Happy Valentine Day. 6:07PM, 14 Feb - Nivan: @dhanashri: 6:08PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Dhanno that's word is fitted for malware guys 6:08PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Marwadi* 6:08PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: So u better watch out 6:25PM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: Loll....Ravi ......watch out ...???? 6:25PM, 14 Feb - shriDhan: 6:28PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm . dhanashree marwadi bol rha he wo 6:28PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: N tu shaant he abhi bhi 6:31PM, 14 Feb - : Oye marwadiyo ko q bich me ghis raha hai jerry... 6:33PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Tu chup reh on puri 6:33PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Om* 6:33PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Dinesh Tu aag mat laga 6:34PM, 14 Feb - : Mai q chup rahu... Marwadi bhale hi shaant rehte hai... Par sa bse ache .. Sidhe sadhe....hote hai... 6:36PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: @ravi. Me aag nahi laga rha...bass tu jo bolna chah rha he..wo dhanashree ko explain karke bata rha hu 6:37PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ha bhai shri ka pass dimag hai usha teri zarurat nahi hai 6:39PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...but phir bhi 6:44PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Marwadi ladko ka bas ek hi fasaana hai.......Va lentine day ho ya friendship day......Hum ko to dukaan jaana hai... 6:46PM, 14 Feb - : Oye... Woh gujratiyo k liye hai... 6:47PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Toh fir tari kyu itni jaal rehi hai 6:47PM, 14 Feb - : Toh mai marwadi hu na... 6:48PM, 14 Feb - : Aur tu marwadiyo k baare me bolenga toh mai kya chup rahunga... 6:50PM, 14 Feb - Piyush Malha: Om bus kar bhai 6:50PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 6:50PM, 14 Feb - : K.. Fine 10:20PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:25PM, 14 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 10:31PM, 14 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good night friends 8:40AM, 15 Feb - : Best of luck to alll d Gate participants... 9:23AM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...Specially. ..dada and vahini ...unhone bht seriously liya he 9:38AM, 15 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Best of luck 9:38AM, 15 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: To all gate guys 10:04AM, 15 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx evry1... 10:04AM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:09AM, 15 Feb - Ruta: All the best 10:45AM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Khuda ki mohabbat ko fanaa kaun karega ?.... Sabhi bande nek,to gunah kaun karega ? Aye khuda mere in doston ko salamat rakhna... Warna meri salamati ki dua kaun karega? Aur rakhna mere dushmno ko bhi mahefoos varna meri TERE paas aane ki...dua kaun karega..

12:06PM, 15 Feb - : " ..

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12:10PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ashlil ladka 12:10PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Silent lover 12:12PM, 15 Feb - Kedarnath: Haha see tha editing. 1:58PM, 15 Feb - : 4:45PM, 15 Feb - Palak: How ws the exam 5:10PM, 15 Feb - : Pal V was removed 6:15PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Exam kal he 6:44PM, 15 Feb - : <Media omitted> 6:55PM, 15 Feb - Palak: Aaj pan ahe 7:07PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Entc chi aaj nahiye 7:07PM, 15 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: Hmmm 9:03PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:09PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:45PM, 15 Feb - : Vivek Amilkanthawar was removed 7:55AM, 16 Feb - : Pal V joined 7:55AM, 16 Feb - : Vivek Amilkanthawar joined 10:41PM, 15 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se f ix hui... Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the. Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................ ush raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola.... ."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... . Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:. Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....". Tumhe kya gift karu..

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha. Bus dekh liya whats app ka n atija Ab ja dammu tatmir.. 11:11PM, 15 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Did You Know? 1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear n ice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die with in the next 3 years 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime. 4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. 5. A person's height is determined by their father, and their weight is determine d by their mother. 6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head. 7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - Food, attract ive people and danger 8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side 9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant o dour. 10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, hu mans would be dead within 4 years. 11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it wou ld take over 20 years to try them all. 12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days wit hout sleeping. 13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't. 14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking. 15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikiped ia 16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!! 17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!! 19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!! 20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultim ate antidepressant. #####Fwd this to 7:16AM, 16 Feb 8:44AM, 16 Feb 8:44AM, 16 Feb 8:45AM, 16 Feb 9:47AM, 16 Feb everyone on your list to help them lead a happier life##### Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Good morning Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> Ravi Jerrywala: G D N NG

10:28AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Guys ..aaj kya he pata he kya tumhe 10:47AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj apne scientist baba ki jayanti he....jai h o scientist rahul baba 10:48AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj ki birth date patent kar lo. 10:50AM, 16 Feb - Nivan: ROFL Dinesh. 10:52AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Iske aage ...ye date pe koi paida nahi hona ch ahiye. .. 10:54AM, 16 Feb - Nivan: Dis is one of d best birthday wish dr. Rahul can ever g et 10:54AM, 16 Feb - Shantanu: Are bichkar sir ko patent banane ki process to pooch lo pahle ..... 10:54AM, 16 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Rahul jayantichya hardik shubhechha 10:55AM, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks 10:56AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dr. Rahul Prakatdin 10:56AM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Sabhi patent lene wale groups ki aaj party hog i... 10:56AM, 16 Feb - Shantanu: Happy Birthday RaHuL 10:57AM, 16 Feb - shriDhan: happy bdy Rahul 10:58AM, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks to all 10:59AM, 16 Feb - Piyush Malha: Happy birthday rahul 11am, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks dude 11:00AM, 16 Feb - Palak: Happy bday dude 11:08AM, 16 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: #@|>|> b!r+#<|@ Doctor Rahul Kathuria. iiiiiii iiiiii 11:36AM, 16 Feb - Piyush Malha: <Media omitted> 11:37AM, 16 Feb - : Happy bday rahul.. 12:04PM, 16 Feb - Nischal: Happy birthday rahul 12:10PM, 16 Feb - Aaditya Pawar: Happy bday rahul... 12:45PM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:46PM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:50PM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 5:13PM, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks 5:19PM, 16 Feb - Prasanth G: Happy bday....R.K 5:22PM, 16 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Thanks dude 8:23PM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:33PM, 16 Feb - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 9:50PM, 16 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:14PM, 16 Feb - Vivek Amilkanthawar: *Dear All,* *Campus drive for BE-2014 BATCH * *by NTT Data Global at RGI Pune.* Eligible candidates, kindly contact G.H Raisoni Career Foundation Cell. > Please refer below for the eligibility criteria and Process *Primary Criteria* > 4 years full time Engineers (Stream - B.E / B.Tech ( CS, IT, IS, ECE and Tele communication ) > 60% aggregate throughout their education (X, XII and Engg) > History of Arrears not more than 2 > No Standing Arrears > Candidate should not be holding any other offer in hand. > Nationality should be Indian *Compensation* > During training period of 4-16 weeks a stipend of Rs. 12000/- PM will be paid . > After successful completion of the training a salary of Rs 3,00,000 P.A will be paid *Nature of Job* > They should be open to work in Shifts as per business needs > Open to relocate to other locations based on requirements > Open to work in support projects > Open for cross training ( other than the trained one )into other technologies

*Please find a brief introduction of NTT DATA :* > NTT DATA is your Innovation Partner anywhere around the world. > Headquartered in Tokyo, with business operations in more than 35 countries, > we put emphasis on long-term commitment and combine global reach and local int imacy to provide premier professional services from consulting, system developme nt to business IT outsourcing. > We share the aspiration of our customers to realize innovation. With foresight into future needs and deep understanding of our customers, we envision new busi nesses and services as well as solutions to support them. > We share with our customers the dreams to achieve greater prosperity of busine ss and society. > We work in teams and foster close, collaborative relationships with our custom ers. We challenge ourselves to perform at our best in everything we do. Our cust omers can rely on us to be responsible, reliable, and committed to meet their ne eds. We promise each relationship to be a long-term partnership To know more visit "http://nttdata.com/" > Date of drive > Between 17th to 20th Feb-2014 * Best Wishes!* 8:49AM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:51AM, 17 Feb - Kedarnath: 11:06AM, 17 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: a autful drss can chang th prssnalt ut autful havsur can chang th lf..! Good Morning :) 2:37PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 4:55PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Challenge! Check karo is me kya miskate hai 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 54 58 62 66 70 74

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78 79 82 83 86 87 90 91 94 95 98 99 Shabaash: . . . .

80 84 88 92 96 100

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Mistake ki spelling galat hai hahahahahahaha 9:46PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Watch sa re ga ma pa on z marathi. ... 11:01PM, 17 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Zindagi"jeene ka maksd khaas hona chahiye. Or Apne Aap pe vishwas hona chahiye. Jeevan me khushiyo ki kami nahi, Baas khusiyan mnane ka andaj hona chahiye.. 11:08PM, 17 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:53PM, 17 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Hi , this is too good. 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as qu ickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them .. . really.

Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).

Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits

Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up wi th (example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter of the name of that country

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter?

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough t o think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark w hen given this exercise

Keep this message going. 8:41AM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:46AM, 18 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ek Pal ke liye Socho agar Dost na hote toh Hum kya......kya na kr Paate....!! . . Nursery mei Gumm hua bottle ka cap kaise dhoondh paatey...... . . LKG mei A,B,C,D likh kr Gurur kise batate.... . . UKG me aakar Hum kiski Pencil uthate..... . .

1st mei button wala compass box kise dikhate.... . . 2nd me girr jane par haath kiska paatey.... . . 3rd me absent hone per copy kiski laatey.... . . 4th me ladd jaane per daant kaise khate..... . . 5th mei fir Hum apna lunch kise chakhate.... . . 6th mei teacher ki pitaai per Hum kise chidhate..... . . 7th mei khel kud mei Hum kise haratey..... . . 8th me Best Friend kehkr Hum kise milate.... . . 9th me 'Algebric Expression' Hum kisse solve krvatey..... . . 10th mei Hum 'Reproduction' padh kar kise dekh Muskuratey..... . . 11th mei apni wali/apne wale ka Subject kise bata Paatey..... . . 12th mei durr hokar Aansu kiske Kandhe par Giratey.... . . Fir bahar ki iss duniya mei Hum kaise kadam uthatey, . . "Yhi toh Pyaar h" aise words kaha se aatey.... . . Mobile no. se lekar uske bhai kitne h kaise jaan patey, . . Mummy, Papa,Di or Bhaiya ki kami kaise seh patey.... . . Har roz Copy Pen bhool kr College kaise jaatey..... . . "Arey Batana" Exam mei aisi awaz kise lagatey..... . . Birthday per Cake kya Hum Khud hi apne chehre per lagate..... . . Bematlab ki baaton per Hum kis per chillatey..... . . Degree milne ki khushi Hum kise jata Paate....

. . Aisi hi Anginat Yaadon ko Hum kaise Jod paatey..... . . Shayad bina Doston k Hum Saans toh lete par........Zindagi na jee paatey..... Send this to all Your Friendss.....Even those who r not in Touch.. 9:21AM, 18 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 12:00PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: !! !! 12:32PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: 1:59PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: <Media omitted> 1:59PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Lol 1:59PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Hahaha 2:00PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: Hey chintooooo 2:00PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar tujhi aathvan yetiye movie pahtana 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Kedar 2:01PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Alien Chintu 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Wch movie 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: ? 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Chuka dhyan gaya kan 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Jan 2:01PM, 18 Feb - Palak: 2:02PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Fandry 2:02PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Nyc. 2:02PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: :-| 10:15PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Jabya , pirya on z -marathi sa re ga ma pa 10:17PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:17PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: Kon re? Jambhvuvant ka???? 10:18PM, 10:18PM, 10:18PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:19PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:20PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:21PM, 10:22PM, 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Dinesh Manjare: Palak: Kachru shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Han5chi Palak: Are to chankya fandry cha writr n directr ahe Aanand Thengdi: Jabya mhanje kon?? Sanga bara shriDhan: Shantanu: Shantanu: Palak: Kedarnath: Who? Palak: Dinesh Manjare: Kedar : Han5chi Dinesh Manjare: Kedarnath: Dbful Shantanu: Kedarnath: Lol Aanand Thengdi: Han5chi Dinesh Manjare: Dialogue athavla ka Shantanu Dinesh Manjare: shriDhan: What is Han5chi shriDhan: ?? Aanand Thengdi: Dialogue Dinesh Manjare: Movie madhla dialogue Shantanu: Shantanu: Ho aathavla na

10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:22PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb hi***warti marto 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:23PM, 18 Feb 10:24PM, 18 Feb 10:24PM, 18 Feb 10:24PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:25PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:26PM, 18 Feb 10:27PM, 18 Feb 10:28PM, 18 Feb 10:28PM, 18 Feb 10:29PM, 18 Feb 10:29PM, 18 Feb 10:29PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:30PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:31PM, 18 Feb 10:32PM, 18 Feb 10:32PM, 18 Feb 10:32PM, 10:32PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:33PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:34PM, 10:35PM, 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb -

Palak: Zaga ga zaga ga apla frnd kedar... Dinesh Manjare: Kedar . Han5chi Shantanu: Aanand Thengdi: Kedarnath: @dinesh n chintu- Chafekali. Shantanu: Kedar ne movie miss kela .... Palak: Chafekali Dinesh Manjare: Zaga g zaga g waryawarti udto majha saurya g s Dinesh Manjare: shriDhan: Hhahahah....aathaval shriDhan: Aanand Thengdi: Mov ne kedar la miss kela Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Mi pan shriDhan: Dinesh song bhari aahe Dinesh Manjare: Saurya-jabya Shantanu: <Media omitted> shriDhan: Aanand Thengdi: Nai nai nai nai Palak: Aditya pirya Dinesh Manjare: Aanand Thengdi: Ha ha ha Aanand Thengdi: Dinesh Manjare: Anand tujhya bhavna pochlya Shantanu: Aapan miss kelele song aahe te... shriDhan: Santanu Kay send kel aahe Dinesh Manjare: Kedar chafekali??? Dinesh Manjare: New gf ...hmmmm Shantanu: Are ajay-atul che song aahe fandry madhle shriDhan: Okk Palak: Krdar chi shalu kon ahe Aanand Thengdi: Palak Kedarnath: @dinesh- marathi yetana, see ur fingers Kedarnath: Yala indirect manatat. Kedarnath: Ahem ahem Dinesh Manjare: Kedar galfatlay kay Kedarnath: Gandla. Dinesh Manjare: Anand Palak: Kedar Oxford madhun marathi shikla ahe Kedarnath: Kay? Palak: Amhala nai kalat Kedarnath: Kg madhe ja ata. Shantanu: Kedar vryatya aahe ..... Palak: Marathi medium madhe balwadi aste Dinesh Manjare: Palak: Vratya Kedarnath: Kg Kedarnath: Senir Kedarnath: junior Dinesh Manjare: Aee jabyaaaa Dinesh Manjare: Gap bass Kedarnath: shriDhan: Kedar ka as Ashlil bolatoy GRP var Dinesh Manjare: Kedar mi tula mhantoy shriDhan: shriDhan: Shantanu: Jambhuvant bahu gap ki r .....

Zop yet naay konala tuzya khulchat bolnyamula ... 10:35PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 10:35PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ashlil he ye ladka 10:35PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Me pan tuzich ghetoy mg 10:36PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: @dhanshri- ghee tedhi ungli se nahi nikalta. 10:36PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:37PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 10:37PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Kayyyy.......pan aamch ghee tar patal aahe ... Dabba vakada kela ki padat 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Ghee patal ahe 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Patal.... ha ha 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Rofl 10:38PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Kedar Kay hi tuzi bhasha .....Kay he tuze uchhhar DAGAD 10:38PM, 18 Feb - Palak: Kedar rofl cha fulform kai ahe 10:39PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Roj Ofc lecture 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Haha. 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Ruta: 10:39PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dark current 10:40PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: 10:40PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Chintu google kar nahi te search nako karu 10:42PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Aho dhanshree mam kay he....are re 10:42PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Jaudet. 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: Mam ???????? 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Respect 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Mam 10:43PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Saglyancha thewawa 10:45PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good night 10:45PM, 18 Feb - shriDhan: Gn 10:45PM, 18 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: Gn 10:46PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:46PM, 18 Feb - Kedarnath: Gn. 10:46PM, 18 Feb - Shantanu: 11:18PM, 18 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: . Last Seen online on whatsapp one minute ago. ?" 7:31AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 7:34AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: NISHAYACHA MAHAMERU... BAHUT JANASI AADHARU... AKHAND STHITICHA NIRDHARU... SHRIMANT YOGI... Shiv-janmotsavachya hardik shubhechha 7:49AM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Each Relationship has Feelings & Differences.It 's always Better to be melted in Feelings.. Than to be frozen in Differences.... Good Morning.. 8:34AM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Kehte hai peene wale mar jate hai bhari jawani meHum ne toh dekha hai buzurgo ko jawan hote maikhane me 8:47AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: ..... 8:47AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:48AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: <Media omitted> 8:49AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: <Media omitted> 8:49AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ....

h . " ..... 8:50AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 8:50AM, 19 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: 9:07AM, 19 Feb - Pal V: Good Morning Friends. . 9:15AM, 19 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 9:16AM, 19 Feb - Zaid: <Media omitted> 9:16AM, 19 Feb - Zaid: There's hope in everything..... 9:28AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Talwari Taar Saglyaanchya Hataat Hotya Takat Taar Saglyaanchya Mangataat Hoti Pan SWARAJYA Sthaapanyachi Icchha Fakt MARATHI Raktaatach Hoti. 9:35AM, 19 Feb - Shantanu: .. , ... ... ...

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9:50AM, 19 Feb - Palak: 9:53AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:54AM, 19 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 9:54AM, 19 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 9:55AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Chintya pic clear nahiye. ..clear pathav 9:55AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bus karo have Savar padi ni k chalu thai gaya. Gando thyi gayo che k su 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Piyush 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Wachta yet nahi 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Khas tumhare liye bheja hai 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mallah-han5chi 9:56AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Piyush 9:57AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Dinesh te surat loot cha London news paper madhe ali hot i news 9:57AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Photo nai clr tasach ahe 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Palak: Maratha then now n forever #respect 9:59AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bhai mane to sirf dialog mara 10:00AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:01AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: 10:03AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dialog galat waqt pe mara 10:04AM, 19 Feb - Piyush Malha: , , , . . . . . . . 10:18AM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: An extract of the letter written from Aleppo, which had appeared in The London Gazette of February 1672: "Two day since we rec eived Letters from India, written by the English President residing at Surratte (Surat) who acquaints us with the daily fears they have there, from Sevagee (Shi vaji Maharaj), the Rebel, who having beaten the Mogul in several battles, remain s almost Master of Countrey, and takes the boldness to write all the European Mi nisters in Surrate (Surat), that if they refuse to send him such and such immedi ate presents of Money (which as he puts them would amount to vats sums) by way o f Contribution, he will return and ruine that city; That he exacts the like from the Inhabitants, who certainly would comply with his demand, but that the offic ers of the Mogul, being there hinder them. Which puts them into an extreme Strei ght, and causes other daily to convey away their richness; many also embarking a nd transporting themselves into other parts, to avoid the storm they fear will f all up on them" 10:19AM, 10:49AM, 11:10AM, Your Own 19 Feb 19 Feb 19 Feb Personal Dinesh Manjare: Chintu ti hi news aahe Palak: Ha tich mala to paper bhetla Ravi Jerrywala: The Greatest Gift You Can Give To Somebody Is Development.

I Used To Say,'If You Will Take Care Of Me,I will Take Care Of You.' Now I Say,'I Will Take Care Of Me For You,If You Will Take Care Of You For Me.' Good morning... 2:20PM, 19 Feb - Pal V: BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.' He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner. The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic wou ld be. With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it' The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic Marilyn Monroe (Actress) She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your God'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment Bon Scott (Singer) The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: 'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by hi s own vomit. Campinas (IN 2005) In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend..... The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness o f her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already sea ted in the car: 'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.' She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It' s Already Full ' Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, every one had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of G od) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle. Many more important have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of God.

Many have died, but only God appeared again, and is still alive & around .. 'Great God said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my Mercy.' 6:23PM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Missing school life" Ek hi color ka dress pehen kar hum lagte they kitne achay, School lagta tha poultry farm aur hum sab murghi k bachay, Mujhko samaj na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda, Hume bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda. 6:25PM, 19 Feb - Zaid: 7:42PM, 19 Feb - Nivan: Outstanding Coincidences of Words. : HATE has 4 letters so does LOVE. ENEMIES has 7 letters so does FRIENDS. LYING has 5 so does TRUTH. NEGATIVE has 8 so does POSITIVE. UNDER has 5 so does ABOVE. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. ANGRY has 5 letters so does HAPPY. RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG. Are they by Coincidence's ? ? ? Choose Wisely... It means Life is like a Double edged Sword We should choose the BETTER SIDE OF LIFE... 11:15PM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala:

11:17PM, 19 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Prabhu.. Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai? Apna Baccha roy e, toh dil me dard hota hai. Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me! Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai. Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! Sab prabhu ki maya hai A Man praying in Kumbh Mela... Hey Prabhu, nyay karo... ...Hey Prabhu, nyay karo ... ...Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh main... Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi tr y karo . 11:23PM, 19 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 7:41AM, 20 Feb - Zaid: <Media omitted> 10:16AM, 20 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Life is so confusing- wat we want we dnt get. . wat we get we r nt satisfied.. wat we expect never hapens n wat v hate general ly repeats."

Thats life... Good morning.. 10:18AM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: good morning 10:18AM, 20 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: What's so good about this morning??? 10:19AM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kya subah-subah paka rha he ravi 10:20AM, 20 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Tara se toh kaam hi paka ta hu dinya 10:31AM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Tara se toh kaam paka....yeh to kedar se bhi d anger nikla hindi me 10:32AM, 20 Feb - Kedarnath: Dinesh its addetive gujrati... 10:32AM, 20 Feb - Kedarnath: Neat read kar. 10:34AM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Toh tu bhi additive marathi bolta he 10:35AM, 20 Feb - Kedarnath: Ok 10:55AM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:00AM, 20 Feb - : <Media omitted> 11:40AM, 20 Feb - Zaid: <Media omitted> 11:44AM, 20 Feb - Zaid: <Media omitted> 1:29PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Tomorrow's theme 1:58PM, 20 Feb - Shantanu: 2:02PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Shantanu te song part send kar na 2:02PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Fandry ch 2:02PM, 20 Feb - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 2:02PM, 20 Feb - Shantanu: OK????? 2:03PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Yup 2:55PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 2:58PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kal koi aane wala he kya colg ko. 2:58PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 2:59PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ?? 2:59PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: No 2:59PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: So theme day ka kya ? 2:59PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Kal trpcs hai na 3:00PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ha .but ye Zeid ne kya pic dala he 3:00PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Shayad trpcs ka theme hai 3:00PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: No idea 3:01PM, 20 Feb - Zaid: Are apne clg ke bacche jo trpcs me part le rahe hai unke liye hai 3:01PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Arr wo pic me antaragni and trpcs likha he 3:02PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: To antaragni kyu likha he 4:17PM, 20 Feb - Zaid: Kya pata...???? Lekin date kal ki hi likhi hai 5:17PM, 20 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Gujarati kabhi padh na sake kyonki.? PADHAAI si rf do wajah se hoti hai1:shok se, 2=Dar se. faltu shok Gujarati paalte nhi or darte to kisi k baap se bhi nhi... 5:17PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: 5:23PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: <Media omitted> 5:24PM, 20 Feb - Ruta: 5:24PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Piyush mallah ke 2 roop 5:24PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Sale tune muje bola 5:24PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: K likh 5:24PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Aisa 5:24PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: To mane likha 5:25PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Kya danger ha nischal tu 5:25PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Mera muh mat khulwa 5:27PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Abe tune aadhe message delete kar diya ha 5:27PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Prove kar bc 5:27PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Or jisme mari vaat lage wo tune rahne diye 5:28PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Daalna phr screenshot 5:28PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Wahi kar raha tha but nahi ho raha 5:48PM, 20 Feb - Zaid: Mallah ka LOL hogaya.... 5:50PM, 20 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Haa bhai sabhi y.d. Hi hai group main mostly

5:51PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Zaid bhai galti Mari nahi ha 5:52PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: So please 6:05PM, 20 Feb - Zaid: @jerry mostly yd hai par GUJRATI nahi... 6:30PM, 20 Feb - : @nischal 6:32PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Who r coming tomorrow 6:32PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: For presentation 6:33PM, 20 Feb - Pal V: M not coming. . 6:33PM, 20 Feb - : absent... 6:33PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Y guys 6:34PM, 20 Feb - Shantanu: 6:41PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 6:42PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Gujrati kisike baap se nahi darte lol 6:42PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mallah 6:43PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Nishcal ye baat kal ki he... 6:43PM, 20 Feb - Zaid: Mallah ka ROFL hogaya 6:48PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: 7:14PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Bhai 7:14PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Galti thi isliye sorry bola 7:15PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Or ha Dar t to sacha ma kisi se baap se kya baap k baap se bhi nahi Lakin jis ko kisiko hurt hota ha wo kam bhi hum Gujarati nahi karte dinesh 7:16PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Or muje Marathi samaj ma nahi aati Mane sirf aisa hi comment kiya tha jisse tari jali thi or tu hurt hua tha 7:16PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Isliye 7:17PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Mane tuje secret ma message kiya tha sorry ka 7:17PM, 20 Feb - Piyush Malha: Ok dude 7:17PM, 20 Feb - : Piyush Malha left 7:22PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: 7:51PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mallah ne group left kiya Shayd darr gaya 7:54PM, 20 Feb - Nischal: Aur mujhe block kiya lol 7:54PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:16PM, 20 Feb - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 8:16PM, 20 Feb - Palak: 8:24PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:28PM, 20 Feb - : 8:40PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Idea mast hai ....patent karlo 8:40PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Patent department alag he 8:41PM, 20 Feb - Shantanu: Dr. Rahul ko bulao ....... 8:42PM, 20 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Kya dhanno timing sahi nahi hai. 8:48PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Means 8:49PM, 20 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: This is already in use 8:49PM, 20 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Kuch naya soach 8:51PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ek congress wala rahul n ye dr rahul...dono man me aaye wohi bolte he 8:52PM, 20 Feb - Zaid: 8:54PM, 20 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Bhai kis ke maan ke baat bol raha hai ?? 10:39PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:40PM, 20 Feb - Ruta: 10:40PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Guys ghar ko swarg banane wali hi dhundo 10:41PM, 20 Feb - shriDhan: Kay he Dinesh 10:42PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:47PM, 20 Feb - : <Media omitted> 10:49PM, 20 Feb - Ruta: Anybody attempted aptitude test today ? 10:49PM, 20 Feb - Ruta: 60 wale 10:49PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Jane dena...kyu namak chidak rhi he 10:51PM, 20 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:55PM, 20 Feb - Nivan: 6:40AM, 21 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:45AM, 21 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala:

A foreigner was caught for a traffic violation... Mumbai Police Hawaldar:(with ball-pen) paavti banana padega re baba... Tujha naav kaay?what name...? FOREIGNER: Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz... Hawaldar: Dusri baar sambhaalneka haa, jaao abhi!!! 11:28AM, 21 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:58AM, 21 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 4:21PM, 21 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Wife : tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the ...??? Husband : kya karu tum to janti he ho ajkal family ke sath dekhne layak film bant i hi kahan hai...! 4:23PM, 21 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Thought of the day O Lord, please bless me and Give me tea in the morning to change the things that I can.... And Whiskey 4:25PM, 4:36PM, 4:36PM, 4:36PM, 5:01PM, 6:08PM, 9:04PM, in 21 21 21 21 21 21 21 the Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb evening to accept the things that I can't change - Zaid: <Media omitted> - Dinesh Manjare: @ Zeid. . - Ravi Jerrywala: Yo - Ravi Jerrywala: - Nivan: - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> - Dinesh Manjare: , , . ' .... , . ... ... .. admit advance ... , , . , , . Dedicated to all 9:04PM, 21 Feb 9:32PM, 21 Feb 9:37PM, 21 Feb Friends! Dinesh Manjare: My gang Prasanth G: <Media omitted> RAHUL KARPE: Bindasss batch , . , , , . ' . ,

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.......... 6:31AM, 22 Feb - Zaid: Dil khush kar ditta tenu ..Chintu 7:23AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Chintu aaj ki subah kuch special lag rahi he... chay k sath kuch dhang ka padhne mila 7:24AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning friends 7:52AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Vivek jayanti chya hardik shubhechha 8:01AM, 22 Feb - Palak: 9:17AM, 22 Feb - Ruta: Happy birthday vivek have a nice day. 9:24AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:33AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:35AM, 22 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Tuzya lagnatach tevdh hoil 9:35AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:36AM, 22 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: 9:36AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: He jara jast jhal 9:37AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:37AM, 22 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Jast khi nhi tuzya angawar 5% ani bayko chya 6% 9:38AM, 22 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Sonya chi jodi changli disel 9:39AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kon ga sonya 9:39AM, 22 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Gold re 9:40AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 9:41AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Marathi bhasha 9:41AM, 22 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: 10:31AM, 22 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: You don't need to be perfect to inspire others , let people get inspired by how you deal with your imperfection... Good morning... 11:19AM, 22 Feb - Shantanu: @adnan & Vivek 11:26AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Shantanu. ..ye kya tha 11:31AM, 22 Feb - Shantanu: 1 number paper present kela tyani 11:49AM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Toppers 1:47PM, 22 Feb - Vivek Amilkanthawar: @ Shantanu,Ruta, Dinesh Many thanks .... 6:07PM, 22 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hum log time pass karte rahe aur . . . .

. . woh hamare time ke badle $19 billion bana gaya !! 6:26PM, 6:58PM, 9:34PM, 9:53PM, 22 22 22 22 Feb Feb Feb Feb : <Media omitted> Adnaan Ahmed: @shantanu...THANKSs : <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Nepali anthem-

suno gorse indiawalo, chahe jitne mahal banalo, uske aage garden banalo, uske aage gate lagalo, gate ke aage honge hum nepali OOO shaaabji 10:26PM, 22 Feb - : Results r out... 10:28PM, 22 Feb - Palak: Taori 10:28PM, 22 Feb - Palak: Kuch bhi fek mat 10:28PM, 22 Feb - : 10:28PM, 22 Feb - : Fe ka aaya... 11:02PM, 22 Feb - Shantanu: @om Han5chi aani zop mag aata 11:44AM, 23 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:57PM, 23 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 1:39PM, 23 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 2:06PM, 23 Feb - Rahul Kathuriya: Bilkul naya In one Hyderabadi family a son comes home crying from school Mom : kaiku rora? Son : teacher maari merku. Mom: kaiku Mari chudel terku ? Son : main murgi bola usku. Mom : arre kaiku aisa bola re ? Son : kaiku bole toh ? Har exam mein anda deeri merku 7:39PM, 23 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: . , ... - " . " - " " - " .. office ... - ". ..." - " . , . " - " ... , ...

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9:31PM, 23 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 9:33PM, 23 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:59PM, 23 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:00PM, 23 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Guys give the ans 11:02PM, 23 Feb - Nischal: 27 11:05PM, 23 Feb - Nischal: 10+20+24=54/2=27 11:05PM, 23 Feb - Shantanu: 11:16PM, 23 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Correct bro 8:24AM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning friends 10:27AM, 24 Feb - : Nice Line... , ... Gm 11:26AM, 11:12AM, 11:13AM, 11:13AM, 11:13AM, 11:15AM, 11:19AM, 11:34AM, 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb : Piyush Malha joined Palak: Happy bdy piyush Ruta: Happy birthday piyush Kedarnath: Happy B'day Dinesh Manjare: Happy birthday Piyush Shantanu: Happy Birthday !!!! Rahul Kathuriya: Happy b'day dude Pal V: Happy Birthday bhai.. ...

11:44AM, 24 Feb - Piyush Malha: Thanks guys 11:44AM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:45AM, 24 Feb - Pal V: B2 batch go to bharati patil mam n give attendence 11:49AM, 24 Feb - Ruta: <Media omitted> 11:53AM, 24 Feb - RAHUL KARPE: Result aaya.... 11:54AM, 24 Feb - Shantanu: 11:57AM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: Nahi aaya result 11:57AM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: 11:58AM, 24 Feb - Ruta: Nahi Aaya hai re 11:58AM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 11:58AM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: What is happening in college 11:58AM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Lab is going on 11:58AM, 24 Feb - Ruta: Hamko off hai b2 batch 11:58AM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: Ohh....Tss 11:59AM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: Ohhh ...mast .... U all must playing TT 11:59AM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: B 11:59AM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Yaa dhanno u also enjoy with ruta 12:00PM, 24 Feb - Ruta: Yeah aditya and me are going now to play tt 12:00PM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Then call dhanno n ask her to give company to u 12:01PM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: Boring Ravi 12:02PM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Ha lab is literally boring like u 12:03PM, 24 Feb - Ruta: Dhanashri has gone home ravi 12:04PM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: Lolll....Ravi ...tere bare me q bol raha hai grp pe 12:05PM, 24 Feb - shriDhan: U=Ravi 12:06PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi k mann me kuch to jarur chal rha he 12:43PM, 24 Feb - : Happy bday mallah... 12:44PM, 24 Feb - Prasanth G: Bolne say kya hota hai..colg mai tym pass kar rahe ho malla k bday celebrate karo... 1:04PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi kya..hua uska naam bol de abhi...last 2 mo nth baki he...bata de hamari vahini ka naam 1:04PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1:18PM, 24 Feb - Nischal: Arre dinesh bataya na ravi ne practical me 1:28PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kya bataya 1:28PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Maine nahi suna 2:59PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted>

6:44PM, 24 Feb -

: You will Laugh -

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You 1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's. 2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo. 3. You are now looking to find out. 4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricke d. 5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'YOU'! I know at least 13 things about you now: 1. You are holding your phone 2. You are on Whatsapp 3. You just opened my msg. 4. You are now reading it 5. You are human 7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips 8. You just attempted to do it 9. You are laughing at yourself 10. You have smiles on your face 11. You skipped No.6 12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6 13. You are laughing at this because I caught you.. Hahaha is it true? If u smiled then forward it B I N D A S S 6:47PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Taori...tu bachpana chod de sale....paka maat 6:48PM, 24 Feb - : Oh realyyy... 6:51PM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 6:51PM, 24 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:22PM, 24 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:41PM, 24 Feb - : guess the songs . . . . . . . . 11. 12.

13. 14. 15. 16. k 17. 18. 19. 12:00AM, 25 Feb - Piyush Malha: Happy birthday chintu 7:01AM, 25 Feb - Kedarnath: Happy B'day chintu. 7:32AM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Happy birthday swapnil 7:47AM, 25 Feb - Adnaan Ahmed: Happy birthday PILLU... 8:12AM, 25 Feb - Shantanu: Happy Birthday Chintu !!! 8:17AM, 25 Feb - Nischal: Happy bday chinta 9:08AM, 25 Feb - Palak: Thanku gys 9:13AM, 25 Feb - : +91 72 76 233509 left 9:14AM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ye kon tha 9:14AM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Left krne wala 10:07AM, 25 Feb - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 10:31AM, 25 Feb - Nivan: Happy birthday CM 10:42AM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: CM 10:43AM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ?? 11:29AM, 25 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: Sometimes the biggest source of inspiration co mes from the person you see in the mirror everyday. Look yourself in the face an d remember you ARE worth it.. Good morning... 11:35AM, 25 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: "Bhagavad Gita" Why do we read Gita, even if we can't understand or remember ???? This is beautiful story - if inspired pls. forward else keep it cant say when it might inspire you ! An old Farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhaga vat Gita. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in ev ery way he could. One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the Bhagavat Gita just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I cl ose the book. What good does reading the Bhagavat Gita do?" The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, "Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water." The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to t he house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You'll have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This t ime the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You 're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again. At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfa ther that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got back to the house.

The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached hi s grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Grandpa, it's useless!" "So you think it is useless ?" The old man said, "Look at the basket." The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now cle an, inside and out. "Son, that's what happens when you read the Bhagavat Gita. You might not underst and or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside an d out. That is the work of Krishna in our lives." 3:11PM, 25 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: ..!! : : 120/. 8000-9000/8000/350 .. 350x120 = 42,000/1000/3 9000/43000 - 9000 = 34,000/12,000 .. -320 40 4 .. 10,000 15,000 . ) . 350 .

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8:06PM, 25 Feb - : Identify these street food items; 1. da 2. 3. da 4. 5. da 6. 7. os 8. 9. an 10.ab 11. 12. 13. 14. . Bi 15. 8:07PM, 25 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 3.bread pakoda

8:07PM, 25 Feb 8:08PM, 25 Feb 8:08PM, 25 Feb 8:08PM, 25 Feb 8:10PM, 25 Feb 8:10PM, 25 Feb 8:11PM, 25 Feb 8:13PM, 25 Feb 8:13PM, 25 Feb 8:18PM, 25 Feb 8:52PM, 25 Feb 8:54PM, 25 Feb 8:55PM, 25 Feb 9:36PM, 25 Feb 9:55PM, 25 Feb hai yaa left?"

Ravi Jerrywala: 4.misal pav Shantanu: 6 pani puri Ruta: 8 bread omlette Pal V: 5 hotdog Piyush Malha: 12 - sweet corn soup Piyush Malha: 1 batata vada Shantanu: 5 ragda patice Dinesh Manjare: 14 veg birya Dinesh Manjare: Veg biryani Piyush Malha: 5 cabab Nivan: 7 nachos Nivan: For 5.... 3 street food items hv been mentioned Nivan: 10 kabab Nivan: 15 frankey Ravi Jerrywala: Taxi wala to passenger:" Sir aage sa right jana

Passenger: "Kejriwal le lo." Taxi driver took a U turn. 10:00PM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: ROCKING PUNERI Pintu- Kaku, chintu ahe ka ghari? KAKU- ahe na, garama-garam pohe khatoy....tulapn bhuk lagli asel na? Pintu- ho Kaku- Mag ghari ja kahitari khaun ye 10:00PM, 25 Feb - : @piyush,nivan,ruta,shantanu,pallavi,dinesh : 2,9,11,13...??? 10:10PM, 25 Feb - Nivan: 11 butta 10:24PM, 25 Feb - Piyush Malha: 13 tandoori chicken 10:32PM, 25 Feb - Nivan: 9 parathan 10:37PM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: @ nivank. ..kaise parathan 10:39PM, 25 Feb - Nivan: Jaise frankey 10:42PM, 25 Feb - Nivan: @dinesh:May b its parent+an 10:44PM, 25 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:46PM, 25 Feb - Nivan: High five 10:47PM, 25 Feb - : 10:48PM, 25 Feb - Piyush Malha: It's pan 10:48PM, 25 Feb - Piyush Malha: Paan 10:49PM, 25 Feb - : 10:53PM, 25 Feb - : Gubbarewala: gubbare lega ? aaj 1 special offer hai !

Bacha: kya hai?

Gubbarewala: 1 gubbara lo toh 1 aur gubbara free..

Bacha: hmmm.. 1 kitne ka diya?

Gubbarewala: 10 ka 1

Bacha: lekin mere paas sirf 5 rs hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmmm...

Bacha: hmmmm???

Gubbarewala: are main soch raha hun..

Bacha: kya soch rahe ho?

Gubbarewala: yahi ki kya karu?

Bacha: aap 1 kaam karo, 10 ka 1 baloon hai, aur aaj special offer hai, iska matl ab 1 baloon pe 1 baloon free.. Toh 1 baloon 5 ka hua.. Toh aap mujhe sirf 1 balo on dena......

Gubbarewala: are tu toh hoshiyaar nikla.

Bacha: haa, mummy mujhe baadaam khilati hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: hmmmm

Gubbarewala: Hmmmm

Bacha: mujhe bore horaha hai ,main ghar jaaraha hun.

Gubbarewala: gubarre nahi loge?

Bacha: are main toh bhool hi gaya

Gubbarewala: koi baat nahi bade shehro mein choti galtiya hoti rehti hai

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: ye lo 5 rs

Gubbarewala: ye loh gubbaaraa

Bacha: thank you!

Gubbarewala: your welcome

Bacha: mention not !!

Gubbarewala: mention kya hai ?

Bacha: mention matlab men-shi-yun

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: tu toh hosiyaar hai..

Bacha: hmmm.. Thank u

Gubbarewala: welcome

Bacha: mention not..

Gubbarewala: hmmm

Bacha: wwwwH

Gubbarewala: abh "wwwwH" kya hai??

Bacha: are "wwwwH ko upside down padege toh Hmmm hota hai !!

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh !!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: mast be

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: wwwwH

Bacha: wwwwwH

Gubbarewala: wwwwwH

Bacha: chal bore mat kar main kal aaunga...

Gubbarewala: okay

Bacha: kk

Gubbarewala: K+K = kk

Bacha: tum ko maths aati hai?

Gubbarewala: haaa

Bacha: coool

Gubbarewala: thank u !!

Bacha: chal bore mat kar ,nikal raha hun.

Gubbarewala: bye

Bacha: tata

Gubbarewala: tum ghar gaye thay waapis kyun aaye?

Bacha: ye tune fata hua baloon diya.

Gubbarewala : Mutual Funds are subject to market risk Please read the offer docu ment carefully before investing.

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala : Hmmmm

Baccha: gubbare kaise diye?

Gubbarewala: phulake..

Bachha: oh hmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I alone cant take d torture pass it to all others too 1:03AM, 26 Feb - Piyush Malha: Solve the puzzle: Rate List - sugar @ Rs 5/kg , Rice @ Rs 1/kg & Potato Rs 1/4 kg .(You must Purc hase 5 kg Goods with only Rs. 5 ) 10:46AM, 26 Feb - Nivan: @piyush:is dis d ans. Sugar 3.750.75kg Rice 0.250.25kg Potato 14kg 10:48AM, 26 Feb - Piyush Malha: Ya nivan 10:48AM, 26 Feb - Piyush Malha: Right 10:50AM, 26 Feb - Nivan: Bingo 10:50AM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Salo...ab group pe bhi padhai karo... 10:51AM, 26 Feb - Nivan: Nhi dinesh... Hisab kitab karo 10:52AM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: W.o cal. 10:52AM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:54AM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kya yaar...ab 3-4rs ka bhi hisaab rakhna padeg a 10:58AM, 26 Feb - : Challenge for u... Only Engg. Can solve dis... . If 111=61 222=62 & 333=54 Den 444=??? 12:02PM, 26 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: 55 12:04PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 58 12:04PM, 26 Feb - : 12:04PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 0.546573678942136890 12:05PM, 26 Feb - : 12:05PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Haddd 12:07PM, 26 Feb - : Are scientists logo ko bulao... Shayad unhe aa jaye iska ans.. . 12:07PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ha...tere room pe bhejta hu...le 12:08PM, 26 Feb - : Q dinesh ??? Naya hai na yaha... 12:08PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Paka maat saale

12:09PM, 26 Feb - : Toh solve kar... Engg. Don't quit.. 12:13PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 2:10PM, 26 Feb - Ruta: Jab bachpan tha , to jawani ek dream tha.. Jab jawan huye , to bachpan ek jamaana tha. jab ghar me rehte the, aazadi achi lagti thi .. aaj aazadi he ,fir bhi ghar jaane ki jaldi rahti he .. kabhi hotel me jana pizza, burger khana pasand tha .. aaj ghar par aana aur maa ke hath ka khana pasand he. School me jinke saath zagadte the , aaj unko hi Internet pe talashte hai.. khushi kisme hoti hai, ye pata ab chala hai... bachpan kya tha, iska ehsas ab hua hai.. kash badal sakte hum zindgi k kuch saal .. kash ji sakte hum, zindgi fir se ek baar... Enjoy every moment of your life. Kyoki Zindagi Na Milege Dobara. 2:32PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: Wife: Wht r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes? Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer 8:43PM, 26 Feb - : Hey guys plz take tomorrow common off... 8:43PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Na...not possible 8:44PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Bilkul b mat lena common off 8:45PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm... 8:45PM, 26 Feb - : Palv... Dinesh ... Jyada samaj me aata kya tumhe class me... 8:45PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: @ taori Tu kar tuze off krna h to 8:45PM, 26 Feb - : Aur shayad kal koi festival hai... 8:45PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Hume kyu bol rhe hi 8:46PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: *ho 8:46PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Taori. ..tu to Priyanka k lecture me bht hawa k arta he... 8:46PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: To kya tujhe bht samjhta he 8:46PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Baat karta he 8:47PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Om tuze samja nai kya vivek ake baithefa 8:47PM, 26 Feb - : Toh mai konsa class aa raha hu... 8:47PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: @ taori Chup no cmn off.. 8:47PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Nai hoga abse koi commn iff

8:47PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Off 8:47PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Nahi hoga off 8:47PM, 26 Feb - : Haan chintu.. Sahi kaha.. 8:48PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Om taori...chup chap apne sister ki baat maan l e 8:48PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Haan bilkul sahi ho tumlog Khush No common off 8:48PM, 26 Feb - : Pehle dono sath me off karte the aur ab dono sath me class kare nge... 8:49PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Abe chup kar taori 8:49PM, 26 Feb - : Pal v plz ... 8:49PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Thappad khayega tu 8:49PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: 8:49PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Dekho...ab maine kuch nahi bola....taori ne in directly VAHINI kaha he 8:49PM, 26 Feb - : I don't wnt to argue wid u on grp... 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: No no no no common off Muze padhna h I dont want to miss any lec 8:50PM, 26 Feb - : Dinesh.. Mirchi mat laga aag me 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Om tu kehna kya chahata hai 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Pallavi aur vivek 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Sath mai karte hai 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Off 8:50PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Haan kisi ko koi problem 8:51PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Taori me kuch mirchi nahi laga raha...me bas te re kehne ka matlab samjha rha hu ...vahini ko...I mean 8:52PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Or chintu tu or aditi b sath me krte h off 8:52PM, 26 Feb - : Maine vahini nhi kaha dinesh... 8:52PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:52PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:52PM, 26 Feb - : Chintya ab tu gaya... 8:52PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Chup baitho sab 8:52PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kya nahi kaha tune om..? 8:52PM, 26 Feb - +91 87 96 476497 : Guess country names 1 any 2 O 3 na 4 a 5 s a 6 e 7 s 8 s 9 u 10 i 11 a 12 13 i 14 15 d 16 i 17 new challange for you.....solve it... 8:52PM, 26 Feb - : palv 8:52PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: No common off Over 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Pallavi jyada ho raha

8:53PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ye revathi kon he 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Mind ur 8:53PM, 26 Feb - : Jyada nhi... Bahot jyada... 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Tu b jyada hi kr rha h 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Om bol raha hai 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Ham nai 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Padhana nai ata kyq 8:53PM, 26 Feb - : Chintya.... 8:53PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: U also mind ur.. 8:53PM, 26 Feb - : Alllll.... Mind ur..... 8:54PM, 26 Feb - : 8:54PM, 26 Feb - Pal V: Tune mera naam vivek k sath liye om ne nhi 8:54PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Om bol raha hai sab 8:54PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Chintu hamne kaha toh gussa...n apne bhai ne ka ha to achaa lagta he 8:54PM, 26 Feb - : kaha palv... 8:54PM, 26 Feb - : Dinya... 8:54PM, 26 Feb - : Ye kya ho raha hai....????? 8:55PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Om ..tu palv kyu likhta he batau kya 8:55PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: ek number jawab diya 8:55PM, 26 Feb - : Palv ko pata hai... Mai kabhi use hurt nhi karunga... 8:56PM, 26 Feb - : Its shortform dude... 8:56PM, 26 Feb - : Palv ab shant ho ja... Chal bye... 8:56PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Tu pallavi ka pal likhta he ..n vivek ka v likh ta he 8:56PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Dono bhai behen 8:57PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Dinesh pallavi ko sirf hamara likha dikhata hai 8:57PM, 26 Feb - : Dinya.. Kuch b lojic mat bana... 8:57PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Om ne kuch bola hi nai 8:57PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: Btw who is revathi? 8:57PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:57PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 8:57PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Me bhi janana chahta hu 8:58PM, 26 Feb - : Lakta ye ravi ka naya naam hai 8:58PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Taori phone karke dekh n 8:58PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Na 8:58PM, 26 Feb - : Ja bhad me... 8:59PM, 26 Feb - : Mujhe kya bas yahi kaam hai kya... 8:59PM, 26 Feb - : I don't care... 8:59PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Are tujhe koi kaam nahi isliye bol rha hu 9:00PM, 26 Feb - : Aur haan subah k question ka jawab ka ans hai...... 9:00PM, 26 Feb - : 63 9:00PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ab 69 ka time hua he 9:01PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Explain pls 9:01PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Nishcal. .samjha na 69? 9:02PM, 26 Feb - : 69 nhi hai... 9:02PM, 26 Feb - : Hint tumhara calci hai... 9:03PM, 26 Feb - : I told dat Only engg. Can solve dis.... 9:06PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: Nahi, explain kar dinya 9:40PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 9:41PM, 26 Feb - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to Har-har Mahadev 9:42PM, 26 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 10:15PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Who is this Revathi?? 10:15PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: Lol mystery unsolved 10:16PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 10:16PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Admin .....where r u 10:16PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Gv me tha no. 10:16PM, 26 Feb - Ruta: There's an option of changing no 10:16PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Solve this GUTHHI 10:17PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Ohhhh

10:17PM, 26 Feb - Ruta: Someone's playing a prank I think 10:18PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Hmmm..... 10:18PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: I cnt see that number in participants list bhoot 10:18PM, 26 Feb - Ruta: Same here 10:18PM, 26 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 10:19PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: @ dhanashri me tula tuze gunadharma nahi wicharale 10:19PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:19PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Gundhrma 10:19PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Hahaha 10:20PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Hyala manatat 10:20PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: What .....m not even talking to u Kedar 10:20PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Tula sangaycha qstn ch nahi 10:20PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 10:21PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Yala manatat chorachya ultya bomba 10:21PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Hahaha 10:22PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Tu ultya bomba khatoys mag 10:22PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Lol 10:22PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: shabda kosh sudhara 10:23PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Just bcz my mssg came after urs ....that doesn't mea n m was replying u 10:23PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 10:23PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: No need of shabda kosh improvement 10:23PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 10:23PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Kalala te saglyana...wht i want to prove. 10:23PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: haha 10:24PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Konlach kalal nahi .....lollllzzzz 10:24PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Manuntar sagale shant ahet 10:24PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: :-P 10:25PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: PM WAPARA 10:25PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Sagle shant aahet karan dey don't want to reply on u r messgs 10:26PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Ok dont want to clarify furthur more.., 10:26PM, 26 Feb - Palak: 10:26PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Goood ....for u ..... 10:27PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 10:27PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Its 4 u my frd...gd 10:28PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: No ...I don't want 10:30PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Ok MA. 10:30PM, 26 Feb - Palak: MA? 10:30PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: hahaha zop chintu. 10:31PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 10:31PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Nai MA means what? ? 10:31PM, 26 Feb - Palak: 10:32PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:32PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Rahude sod chintu 10:32PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Kedar 10:33PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:33PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: Chintu he will tell u on PC 10:33PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Ok ok 10:36PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. ..tu bara aahe ka ata....kahi khaushi watla tar sang amhala. . Tya diwshi carrom kheltana..tula kordya*** yet hotya na 10:44PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Dakar 10:44PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: dnt interfer dinesh 10:44PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: its =bad manners tula maja or dusara kahi anubhaway acha asel tar ill tell u in cls in frnt of ur grp kala nasel tar shant ghe 10:47PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 10:49PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:49PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Nako re baba...majhya group samor yeuch nako. ....yede aahet tem..ugach tu radshil...n mag ghari nav sangshil 10:50PM, 26 Feb - Kedarnath: Me kay tu ahe? Yede pan saral hotat.

10:50PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ohh 10:50PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:51PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Sorry kedar 10:51PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Manavar nako ghu 10:51PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Raag ala ka tula.. 10:51PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Mag 11:01PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: This year's election is a bachelor's party...! Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Mamata Bannerji, Jayalalita,Mayavati & Anna Hazare...!!! 11:15PM, 26 Feb - : Hey guys kal comp aur elecx ki chutti hai... 11:18PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Om bhag yahase 11:19PM, 26 Feb - : Chintya kal tu akele clg karna 11:21PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Me bhi 11:21PM, 26 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Aa rha colg 11:21PM, 26 Feb - Palak: Tu mera tens mat le 11:35PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: <Media omitted> 11:37PM, 26 Feb - Ruta: 11:38PM, 26 Feb - Nischal: 11:38PM, 26 Feb - shriDhan: 11:52PM, 26 Feb - Piyush Malha: Areeeee wo kon ha 7:00AM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:30AM, 27 Feb - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 10:10AM, 27 Feb - Kedarnath: Official holiday to RIET. 10:35AM, 27 Feb - Kedarnath: Tomarrow is official holiday. 10:35AM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Haha 10:36AM, 27 Feb - Kedarnath: N today also to CEM 10:36AM, 27 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:41AM, 27 Feb - Aanand Thengdi: <Media omitted> 10:42AM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 11:52AM, 27 Feb - : +91 87 96 476497 left 12:59PM, 27 Feb - Palak: Ravathi left 1:00PM, 27 Feb - Palak: Mystery unsolve 1:04PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1:04PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Bhoot hu me 1:05PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Phone lau ka mi chintya? ? 1:08PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: 1:34PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 4:41PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:26PM, 27 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:13AM, 28 Feb - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE-E&TC14 9:55AM, 28 Feb - Palak: <Media omitted> 10:13AM, 28 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Sabse naya PJ: Winter k baad seedha rainy season kyu aya? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyu ki summer tho dhoom3 me mar gaya tha na...

7:13PM, 28 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:39PM, 28 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Plane crash in mumbai 9:39PM, 28 Feb - Palak: Dinesh joke juna ahe 9:40PM, 28 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Kay joke...khara aahe bhau 9:40PM, 28 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Bagh news 9:47PM, 28 Feb - Kedarnath: Kontya news ch? 9:47PM, 28 Feb - Palak: Are kai news nai re 9:47PM, 28 Feb - Palak: Juna joke ahe 9:47PM, 28 Feb - Palak: Small plane cha photo asti 9:47PM, 28 Feb - Palak: Asto 9:48PM, 28 Feb - Kedarnath: 10:05PM, 28 Feb - Dinesh Manjare: Ibn 7 la news aahe 11:16PM, 28 Feb - : Anish Polke joined 12:03AM, 1 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:17AM, 1 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:07AM, 1 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 11:36AM, 1 Mar - Shantanu: : , ... : ... : : , ...??? ...!!!

11:55AM, 1 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Touch anywhere on the screen to see firework http://www.gswbw.com/html/weixinchun/1/index.html?from=timeline imeline&isappinstalled=0&from=timeline&isappinstalled=0 Touch anywhere on the screen Awesome 12:18PM, 1 Mar - : awesome.. 5:10PM, 1 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 6:57PM, 1 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:26PM, 1 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Dare to see this video 9:26PM, 1 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 3:22PM, 2 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 8:31PM, 2 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: We are inviting you & your family for "ENGAGEMENT CEREMONY" Of Archana Manjare & Bhaskar Thorve Patil . Please join us on this memorable occasion to shower your blessing on the newly c ouple. DATE- 5th March 2014. TIME-1.00PM VENUEINDRAPRASTH GARDEN, Shikrapur (Chakan chawk). -DINESH BALASAHEB MANJARE & FAMILY. 8:47PM, 2 Mar - : Congratulation... 8:48PM, 2 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Thanks boss.... aajao INDRAPRASTH GARDEN. .Wednesd ay ko 10:00PM, 2 Mar - Kedarnath: Congratz!!!!

10:10PM, 2 Mar - Ruta: Congratulations to archana and entire manjare family 10:34PM, 2 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:35PM, 2 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Thanks 11:24AM, 3 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Immature people always want to win an argument, even at the cost of a relationship. Mature people understand that it's always better to lose an argument and win a relationship.. Good morning... 11:32AM, 3 Mar - Nivan: 9:42PM, 3 Mar - shriDhan: IMPROVE YOUR G.K. 1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee 2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone 3. National Tension- Salman Khan's Marriage 4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi 5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One 6. National food- Kasam 7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan 8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh 9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi 10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra 11. National Book- Face Book 12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh 13. Natonal Bank- Swiss Bank 14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar 15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil 16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi 17: National Time Pass: Whatsapp Amul - The taste of India Babool - The paste of India Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India. Modi- the best of india. . Sonia- The guest of India Market ma naya hai aga frwd karo

9:43PM, 3 Mar - shriDhan: 9:49PM, 3 Mar - Piyush Malha: 9.) national mom:- geeta kapoor... 9:54PM, 3 Mar - shriDhan: Right piyush 10:06PM, 3 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: National darpok:- Piyush mallah 10:07PM, 3 Mar - : 10:07PM, 3 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Right Nishcal 10:07PM, 3 Mar - Piyush Malha: Right dinesha 10:07PM, 3 Mar - Piyush Malha: Dinesh 10:07PM, 3 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: National pakau..-silent lover 10:07PM, 3 Mar - Piyush Malha: National pakku dinesh 10:08PM, 3 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Thanks 10:08PM, 3 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:31PM, 3 Mar - Anish Polke: Kal off hai kya? 12:56PM, 4 Mar - Nischal: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren't they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial? Husband: I think natural. Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? . Total Silence . Best one Men will always be Men Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distrac ted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and m ove on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "H ARI OM" and rest of them said- "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!" ... 2:17PM, 4 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Must watch this video 2:17PM, 4 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> 2:52PM, 4 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 2:52PM, 4 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: This is for Nivank specially 6:42PM, 4 Mar - Nivan: Amazing video Ravi 6:44PM, 4 Mar - Nivan: But nw even others hv started playing table tennis frm b. e. Entc 10:09PM, 4 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Good night friends 10:14PM, 4 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: smiling is cooling System of heart, Sparking system of eyes, Lightning system of face, So Keep smiling................. Good Night... 9:54AM, 5 Mar - Palak: <Media omitted> 4:17PM, 5 Mar - : Ravi Jerrywala was removed 7:11PM, 5 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Z

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4 ! 11:41PM, 5 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: You cant upload love. You cant download time. You cant google all of your life answers. So, you must actually live some of your life days! Good night 9:46PM, 6 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Challenge for all masterminds!! I'm An 8 Letter Word. First 4 Is The Question, 2 3 4 Protects Our Head, 5 6 7 Is A Liquid In Tree & 7 & 8 R Same Letters. Who Am I ? 9:54PM, 6 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Quiz time : X is a 5 letter word. 2345 is a country 345 is d opposite of X X is everywhere Find X if ur genius!! 9:59PM, 6 Mar - Nischal: X is a bitch 10:00PM, 6 Mar - Pal V: X is woman 10:00PM, 6 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 10:00PM, 6 Mar - Pal V: 10:00PM, 6 Mar - Piyush Malha: What5678 10:01PM, 6 Mar - Piyush Malha: It's answer for 1 question. May be but not sure 10:03PM, 6 Mar - Pal V: For first one WHATSAPP 10:03PM, 6 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 10:04PM, 6 Mar - Pal V: 10:04PM, 6 Mar - Piyush Malha: 10:04PM, 6 Mar - Pal V: Thanku 11:08PM, 6 Mar - Anish Polke: Any one interested in celebrating colleges days of our dept. As colleges days are cancel , we have to celebrate them in our own de pt. , other dept students are celebrating there own days. 11:14PM, 6 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Yes we would if people are ready we will discus s that thing in college tomorrow 11:28PM, 6 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Monday se karenge 12:03AM, 7 Mar - Anish Polke: Decide to karo kab kon sa day manana hai 12:07AM, 7 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Kal karte hai..... 8:25AM, 7 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Men are very Kind and Women are very Wanna Proof?? ?

? ? Most women don't like to help unknown men; But All men are ready anytime to help unknown women... Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai... But

Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein...

Dost ki girlfriend. Biwi ki friends. Apni saali. Bhai ki saali. Saamne waali. Baaju waali. Oopar waali. Neeche waali. Behan ki nanad. Kids ki madams. Aur Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai.... Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi... If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls . and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, . . he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE...

. . . and Women say... men don't have FEELINGS..

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya.. . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya..

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Wife = Where R u.? Husband = I'm At "Bank" . Wife = Wow thats good I need 20,000 For new Cell Phone ,5,000 for new dres s , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics Husband Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank "KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?"

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Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo..

..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh aurat b l elo....;)

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Male criteria for life partner... They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and Work like"Shanta Bai..." Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Amb ani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

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Dedicated to all couples Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you fac e a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!

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7. Directories http://www.india.gov.in/directories.php 8. Documents http://www.india.gov.in/documents.php 9. Forms http://www.india.gov.in/forms/forms.php 10. Acts http://www.india.gov.in/govt/acts.php 11. Rules http://www.india.gov.in/govt/rules.php Railway aut[truncated by WhatsApp] 10:17PM, 7 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:19PM, 7 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:08PM, 7 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:18PM, 7 Mar - : 11:28PM, 7 Mar - : <Media omitted> 11:30PM, 7 Mar - Ruta: 11:30PM, 7 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 11:31PM, 7 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 11:31PM, 7 Mar - Palak: 11:31PM, 7 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:43PM, 7 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Once in a life.....Do fall in love. Not necessary with person.... But.... With an idea or a dream. More often it ll be a reason to wake up with smile. 7:52AM, 8 Mar - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY.. 7:53AM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Happy women's day 8:30AM, 8 Mar - shriDhan: 8:56AM, 8 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 8:56AM, 8 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 8:57AM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: Jagtik mahila dinachya hardik shubhechha. 9:19AM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:21AM, 8 Mar - : <Media omitted> 9:24AM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 10:21AM, 8 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: PM ,

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!!! 3 12:37PM, 8 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: <Media omitted> 1:52PM, 8 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: " Happy Womens Day " The Best Lines ever said by a Man....." When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me...... ? My Mother? As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... ? My sist er? ??I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn...... ? My Teacher? I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. ? My Wife? I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... ? My Daughter? When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in....... ? Motherland? If you are a Man, value every Woman...&. If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one?? Your little girl will hold your hand for only a little while...but will hold you r heart for a life time .... Happy womens day!!! 1:52PM, 8 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: W O M E N in Spelling itself have V.IMP Meaning & Message >>> "WO-MEN" cover MEN, "S-HE" cover HE, "FE-MALE" cover MALE. = With all due RESPECT, it POSITIVELY PROVE.... WO~MEN are >>>>

> WONDER of MEN > WEALTH of MEN > WISDOM of MEN.... Sending in Spirit of SHARING..as.. TRUE TRIBUTE to ALL WOMEN .... 2:50PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola 1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..? Petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chalo ek aur... Fir charo ne usi floor pe Restuarent khola 1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..? Petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. Chalo ek aur... Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi.. Kyu..? 2 sardar aage Aur 2 piche baith ke Sawari dhund rahe the.. Chalo ek aur... Taxi kharab ho gayi. Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya. Taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..? 2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the.. Chalo ek aur.... Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa, warna tujhe maar denge. Bachha ghar gaya Aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..? Bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...! Plz, phone mat fek dena... Santa Electric Shop me: 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents. Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota. Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka

Killer One: Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya. 3 Baba Baithe The Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the. Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai? Baba- Masala.. Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho 3:41PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: Final match, venue- GHRCEM. 3:41PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 3:59PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 4:40PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:34PM, 8 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Dear beloved person, when you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and bala nced female became alcoholic When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction, the adjo ining resident's sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psy chological disorder confused??? Now read in hindi (Balam pichkaari jo tune mujhe maari Toh seedhi-saadhi chhori sharaabi ho gayi Jeans pehenke jo tu ne maara thumka Toh lattu padosan ki bhaabi ho gayi) Mind blowing lyrics??!! 8:34PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:35PM, 8 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 9:14PM, 8 Mar - Nivan: 10:38PM, 8 Mar - Anish Polke: 10:40PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Anish 10:41PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Committee next month me aane wali he kya 10:42PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: 22 10:42PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: n 10:42PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: 21 10:42PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: @ 5:30pm 10:43PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kay 10:44PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: 21 mar @5:30pm n 22 mar may be full day. 10:45PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Common off karne ka kya 10:46PM, 8 Mar - Ruta: Parents meet hai 21 ko 10:46PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: 22 may be there is par. Meet 10:46PM, 8 Mar - Ruta: The committee pple will be interacting with parents 10:47PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Hahaha. .koi parents nahi aayenge 10:47PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:47PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: Ya may be 10:47PM, 8 Mar - Kedarnath: Its true. 10:48PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:48PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Days ka kya 10:48PM, 8 Mar - Nischal: Parents se b vission aur mission puchenge kya 10:48PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:49PM, 8 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kya krne ka days ka

11:48PM, 8 Mar - : <Media omitted> 7:50AM, 9 Mar - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE E&TC-14 10:33AM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Sunday special 10:33AM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:49AM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:24AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: SE Regular results r out 11:24AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Apana Tuesday ko hoga ...may b .... 11:26AM, 9 Mar - Kedarnath: Kalach ratri 9 la alet mhanun tar me mhanalo ki resu lt week gt strted. 11:28AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Kal backlog hota ... 11:29AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Aata just PDF ale aahet college madhe ... 11:29AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Regular 11:30AM, 9 Mar - Kedarnath: Ok 11:30AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Ek Puneri mulgi aplya mitrala ghari gheun ali. Mhanali, "Tu bas..me chaha gheun yete" . 10 min nantar ti yeun mhante "Chal nighuya, ghetla me chaha"!! . 11:35AM, 9 Mar - Kedarnath: 11:37AM, 9 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: : ' ' . 1 , . 2 , . 3 , . : ? . : .... 11:45AM, 9 Mar - Kedarnath: 11:49AM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: ... . ( , ) ( ) .

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. , , . , . . . . . . , , add . 11:52AM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: 3:10PM, 9 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: HAPPY MENS DAY!!! For the 1st time SOMETHING on a MAN. Do read it.... . .

Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts a very tender age.

compromising at

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts ee her smiling

for the lady

he loves just to s

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late thout any complain.

at night wi

He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them

for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'

happiness.

BECHARA MARD...!?

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,

Chup rahe to DARPOK,

Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,

Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,

Bachhon ko daante to ZAALIM,

Na daante to LAPARWAH,

Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,

Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,

Maa ki maane to CHAMCHA,

Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega........ "HAPPY MEN'S DAY"

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize hi s worth!! HAPPY MEN'S DAY JO KABI NAHI AAYEGA.. 3:13PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: 3:20PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: I heard college days are cancelled 3:21PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: And everyone's celebrating branchwise ?? 3:22PM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Electronics dept is celebrating separately 3:22PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Yeah I saw pics on fb 3:22PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Wat abt entc ?? 3:23PM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Flop 3:23PM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Hai 3:23PM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Entc ka 3:27PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: 4:08PM, 9 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Tum college aoge toh celebrate hoyenge days 4:10PM, 9 Mar - shriDhan: Lolll 4:24PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: 4:42PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Shud v also celebrate amongst the entc dept ?? 5:10PM, 9 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: For that all need to come college 5:26PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Yeah 5:26PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: I guess most of them will come tomo 6:04PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Saale ravi... 6:05PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab to tu jujhpe pakka daubt aa rha he.... 6:05PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: 6:05PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal maine bhi days k bare me pucha...to answer n ahi diya 6:06PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal kya maine kannad me pucha tha kya 6:07PM, 9 Mar - Piyush Malha: 6:08PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj dhanashree and ruta ne topic nikala...toh fa tafat bakne laga 6:08PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: Dinesh tu kehna kya chahta hai 6:09PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Me itna hi kehna chahta hu k 6:10PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ye jo ravi he ...wo apni beheno k sawal ka jawab dene k liye piche nai hat ta 6:12PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: And nischal....mujhe pata he k tu kuch aur hi su nna chahta he....but mujhe dharmsankat me maat daal 6:13PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: Kuch b 6:14PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: Mujhe to ravi ne bataya tha us din pract me 6:14PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 6:14PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kya bataya 6:15PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: Usne bola kisiko mat batana 6:15PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ohh 6:15PM, 9 Mar - Nischal: So sorry 6:15PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 6:21PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Bas kya yaar...mujhe nai batayega kya 7:05PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: 7:05PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Ok anyway 7:05PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Dinesh nischal ravi also the others 7:05PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Kya karna hai ?? 7:05PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Abt days ?? 7:22PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Hum kuch nai bolne wale ab.... ab tu dhanashree an d tumhara bhai decide karke hume batao...tab hum sab celebrate karenge 7:22PM, 9 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: 7:24PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: BTW kal aa rhe he na sab colg 7:25PM, 9 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Y 7:26PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal hum 1day trip ka spot decide karenge 7:26PM, 9 Mar - Ruta: Arre Kya dinesh 7:26PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare:

7:26PM, 7:27PM, 7:28PM, 7:33PM,

9 9 9 9

Mar Mar Mar Mar

Ruta: Bol Ab Kya karna hai Ruta: Kal decide Karte Kya ?? Class mein ?? Dinesh Manjare: Yes..kal decide karenge colg me.. Shantanu: 1 day trip??????

7:33PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:34PM, 9 Mar - Piyush Malha: Ha ha deside karo jaldi se please 8:28PM, 9 Mar - Anish Polke: Let's Celebrate traditional day on Tuesday 8:28PM, 9 Mar - Anish Polke: 12 ko RGI innovation compitition hai 8:28PM, 9 Mar - Anish Polke: Decide as early as possible 11:02PM, 9 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: " '' " " Maharshtra " " " " " " " " " " ... ... ... ... l.... gn 11:21PM, 9 Mar "

: Whatsapp news =))

Bas isi baat ka darr tha mujhe.. The CEO of Facebook (the new owner of whatsapp) announced that 'last seen' on Wh atsapp will now include the person's GPS location..

This according to Mark Zuckerberg is for safety reasons should anything happen t o anyone & for parents to know their children's location at all times and partne rs to know their spouses location! Examples.. Hi mom, I'm on my way to the library see u later.. [Last seen 02:54pm @ PVR Cinemas] Dad, i am in class will beep you later.. [Last seen 12:16pm @Connaught Place] Hello my love, I'm on my way to lajpat nagar for my aunts' burial..see u soon.. [Last seen 3:00pm The delhi darbar Hotel ] Honey , i am at d airport to pick my elder brother won't be able to talk for som e time.. love you :* [Last seen 11:10pm @Cinemax Pacific Mall] Sweet heart I will be working late dis night cause we have a board meeting. Pls sing the children to bed for me, I love u all [last seen 9:30 @Chawri Bazaar Hotel jaipur golden]

Hum yaha last seen hataane ki koshish me the Ye location bhi daal rha hai =D 11:33PM, 9 Mar - Pal V: 7:22AM, 10 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 8:18AM, 10 Mar - : Hahaha raed tihs! i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdn atnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonemnel pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ip morantt! . Gm.. 2:12PM, 10 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 2:13PM, 10 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Invitation card for bittu n kanchan marraige 3:17PM, 10 Mar - : K P joined 3:17PM, 10 Mar - : Jerry Sulin joined 3:19PM, 10 Mar - Palak: Kapila join 3:20PM, 10 Mar - Ruta: Yup 3:20PM, 10 Mar - Ruta: 3:20PM, 10 Mar - Ruta: Last one month left 3:22PM, 10 Mar - K P: Pilu 3:22PM, 10 Mar - K P: Ruta 3:26PM, 10 Mar - Palak: Welcome kaps 3:27PM, 10 Mar - Palak: 3:41PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 3:57PM, 10 Mar - K P: dinesh 4:00PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 4:01PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab group me dhamaka hoga 4:04PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8793338018 kon he 5:31PM, 10 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: No. Aahe 5:33PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Are pan kunacha 5:37PM, 10 Mar - K P: Jerry 5:41PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 5:41PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab toh 5:41PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi to waat 8:13PM, 10 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Great line by APJ Abdul kalam "Jab garib ki thali me pullav aya...Samjo ki desh me chunav aya...." 8:16PM, 10 Mar - : <Media omitted> 8:18PM, 10 Mar - Kedarnath: 8:18PM, 10 Mar - Nivan: 8:21PM, 10 Mar - Ruta: 8:21PM, 10 Mar - Nivan: 8:21PM, 10 Mar - Piyush Malha: 8:21PM, 10 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 9:48PM, 10 Mar - : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Happy Holi in advance 9:54PM, 10 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:55PM, 10 Mar - Kedarnath: Pls chck cmn id for 6th write up of ofc.

11:02PM, 10 Mar - Pal V: Hey friends. . Please check class yahoo mail id for TVAV practical writeup. 10:21AM, 11 Mar - Kedarnath: . . . University of Pune : ...... gm... 10:55AM, 11 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:00AM, 11 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Everything you want in life is waiting for you , outside your comfort zone and inside your effort zone. Just make a move! GM 2:11PM, 11 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Never make a women cry...There is nothing more expensive than a female tear When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'L oreal' eyeliner (Rs.650)& 'Dior' mascara (Rs.2500)... Then when it rolls down the c heek, it mixes with 'D&G' blusher (Rs.2500)... & finally when it touches the lips, i t gets mixed with 'Maybelline' lipstick (Rs.350)... This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000 Pls don't make them cry guys... It wld b difficult to afford it .. ...! Issued in public interest ! 5:20PM, 11 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: In Japan in a soap manufacturing company, they were making bathing soaps. The soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt and finally packed in cartons. Many times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap. To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought a x-ray scanner from the US for $60,000/- to check on the assemb ly line whether the container contained soap and wasn't empty. A similar problem happened at Nirma soaps, in Gujarat.. Guess what the Gujjus di d? They bought a bajaj fan costing around $30 and placed it on the edge of the asse mbly line. --the empty wrappers without soaps just blew away!!! Now you 7:25PM, 7:25PM, 7:26PM, 7:26PM, 7:26PM, 7:45PM, know why 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar everyone wants to see a gujju as a Prime Minister of India. Kedarnath: Pls tk the ofc study experiments frm stationary. Kedarnath: 1. OTDR Shantanu: Ok Kedarnath: With results. Kedarnath: 2. Optical Power Meter. Dinesh Manjare: : I am the slowest thing on the earth....

, -11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar 11 Mar -Nivan: Dinesh Manjare: Results aya Kedarnath: Haha Kedarnath: Feka. Dinesh Manjare: TE CHA REVAL CHA Kedarnath: Hahaha. shriDhan:

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9:35PM, 11 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: You should know these facts about Kutch: Kutch Brief you with few facts. Kutch has the population of 18 lac that is 1% of UP, but produces 12,000 MW power and total will be 27000 MW by 2018. To put this number into perspective Australia produces 30,000 MW power in spite of being the world' largest per capita power consumer and having population 11 times that of Kutch !!! and this will be 35 % more than whole of Pakistan with population 100 times that of Kutch. Kutch is in the process of becoming the largest cement producing district by far of India. Kutch is going to produce 10% of potash in a year' time which is key ingredient of fertilizers. Unfortunately in spite of India being agriculture based country we almost import 100% of potash, and this import will be reduced due to plant being put in Kutch that will provide direct benefit to every farmer of India. Kutch is the largest windfarm power producing disctrict in India. Kutch is 3rd largest area producing Saw Pipes in the world, which are used in oil and gas piping. Kutch handles maximum sea cargo in India and is home to two largest port of India. Kutch has the largest edible oil refining capacity in India. Kutch has the largest number of saw mills of wood in India, in spite of not having any forests. Kutch' tourism has developed by 1200% in 7 years and that too majorly in Muslim majority areas. Kutch being the desert region with no water for 5 decades now receives drinking water directly from Narmada which has reached right upto the border for BSF jawans. Kutch is the district with largest road network in India. And these all things have happened in front of our eyes and the time when Kutch was reduced to rubbles due to one of the most severe earthquakes of India in 2001.

If you are unbiased and really want to see the development hopefully you will appreciate these things, that will give you a bigger stature among we the people of Kutch. We are known for our warmth & hospitality 10:42PM, 11 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 10:42PM, 11 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:31PM, 11 Mar - shriDhan: TE Results out 11:31PM, 11 Mar - Kedarnath: I knw 11:37PM, 11 Mar - Ruta: Apna Kal lagega matlab 11:37PM, 11 Mar - Ruta: For sure 11:37PM, 11 Mar - Palak: 11:37PM, 11 Mar - Palak: May b Thursday 11:38PM, 11 Mar - Ruta: Aaj bhi lag sakta 11:38PM, 11 Mar - Nischal: 11:38PM, 11 Mar - Kedarnath: Ha 11:38PM, 11 Mar - Ruta: Tension aa raha hai ab 11:38PM, 11 Mar - : B ready.. 11:38PM, 11 Mar - Nischal: Heart attack 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Palak: Sab log so jao 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Palak: Aya to bhi inform mat karo 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Palak: Specialy 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Palak: U kedar 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Nischal: 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Ruta: 11:39PM, 11 Mar - Piyush Malha: Sune do r 11:41PM, 11 Mar - shriDhan: TE backlog out ...not regular 11:44PM, 11 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Good night 11:45PM, 11 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:17AM, 12 Mar - : Must read this edition... http://www.viralnova.com/12-year-old-letter/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=paid &utm_campaign=amazingfacts 9:27AM, Just Because But sometimes seepast 12 what Mar never u-have future Ravi comes now, can Jerrywala: back,u back give Do not your count lostwhat things.. u have lost. Good morning.. 4:57PM, 12 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:24PM, 12 Mar - Ruta: <Media omitted> 10:25PM, 12 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:26PM, 12 Mar - Shantanu: 7:56AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:27AM, 13 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Friends plz come in A102 class room. One pers on from industry is taking lect on plc. 10:28AM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Haa bhai we r in class 10:31AM, 13 Mar - Ruta: How's it ?? 10:31AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mast padhata hr 10:31AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: He 10:31AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Jaldi aao 10:32AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Colg days kab celebrate karneka 10:32AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Monday se start karne ka kya 10:36AM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Ok 10:36AM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Cool 10:37AM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Chalega mujhe 10:47AM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe laga ..aaj colg me sab honge...toh decid e karenge 12:31PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:35PM, 13 Mar - Nischal: dinesh 12:37PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 3:05PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: 1 1 ...

10,17,24 5 ... 10,17 ,24 , 3:21PM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Guys which day u all want tomorrow to celebrate in college??? 3:22PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Decide karo 3:24PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Green day 3:24PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Blue 3:24PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Aise nahi re..... Theme based 3:25PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Ohh 3:25PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Ummmm 3:25PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Gulaab gang day 3:25PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tomorrow. ..off day 3:25PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Nyc 3:26PM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 3:26PM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Led in dhanno's hair 3:26PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 3:27PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Monday se days celebrate karenge 3:27PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Kay khel chalu ahet ravi are 3:27PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: loll ravi 3:27PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: N colg days ke timetable laga he 3:28PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: That days r boring 3:29PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Hmm...sherwani days, kurta day., and baad me tr aditional day 3:29PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Hum apne days monday se celebrate karenge 3:29PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Monday traditional day.. 3:29PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Thik he na 3:30PM, 13 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Monday holiday 3:30PM, 13 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Holi 3:30PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 3:30PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Monday holi 3:30PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Chalega 3:30PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Ha 3:31PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Celebrate karenge 3:31PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Uniform me maat aao 3:31PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: N lecture bhi nahi karne ke 3:32PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Are clg la sutti asel 3:32PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi 3:34PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Gov holiday na. 3:35PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. .bore nako karu 3:36PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Haha....lets see. 3:36PM, 13 Mar - Kedarnath: Wht ll be hpn in future? 3:43PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. ..bara aahes na tu... 3:43PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kahihi kay boltoy 4:08PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 4:08PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Meeting with sir 4:47PM, 13 Mar - Nischal: Nice pic 4:48PM, 13 Mar - Piyush Malha: Bittu boss 4:48PM, 13 Mar - Piyush Malha: 5:52PM, 13 Mar - Vivek Amilkanthawar: <Media omitted> 5:58PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: We all know this Vivek .... 5:58PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: That's y v r thinking of something different 6:57PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal colg karne wale ho kya 6:59PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Yes 7:00PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kyu 7:00PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: Ofc pracs 7:01PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ohk... 7:01PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: To Monday se hum apne days celebrate karneka na 7:01PM, 13 Mar - Pal V: Yes

7:04PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ohk...to abhi decide karo....konsa kab karna he 7:05PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Important Plz read Sabhi friends se nivedan hai ke koi bhi Soniya, Rahul , Manmohan ya koi bhi phot o forward mat karna. . Aaj Pune me 1 admi ko 1 saal ki jail hui hai.Do not send any comic / edited photos related to politicians. Pune Police are keeping watch on what's app for this. This news is in today's news paper "Sakal".. Tell this t o your friends too...All grp. members pls forward above sms to all ur friends, r elatives & other groups as our moral responsibilty. WARNING : must read before continue. , ..........!!!!!!!!!!! ! So request to all members pls don't share such contents. Non bailable offense Minimum 7 years jail

. 7:21PM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: @ (Group Admin) PRANAAM, Member : is holi par ...

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. . . 7:24PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Last rule padh le ravi 7:25PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: 7:25PM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Bhai marathi mein so I don't understand this ru le 7:25PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: Ye Ruta ne post karna chahiye tha 7:26PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tujhe marathi samajh aati he... 7:27PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Shantanu tu aaj wachla ....pan nanter sapdshila ch...teva 7:29PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: Zale aaj sagle tu guest lect la navtas. Tya siran samor uchlun baher aanle mala ..... 7:30PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Pan mi rahilo na...mi denarach 7:41PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: But aaj college me bohot enjoy kiya ..... 7:42PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Thanx to Bittu n KK 7:42PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kk.. 7:42PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: 7:42PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: U mean vahini -part 2 7:42PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Lolllll......yes .... 7:43PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 7:43PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mag ...hi choti vahini. ..n ti mothi vahini 7:43PM, 13 Mar - shriDhan: Kahi Kay he ..... 7:43PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: Meeting madhe video shooting chalu hoti ..... 7:44PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: 7:44PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Sunil aahe ka chotya vahini shejari 7:44PM, 13 Mar - Shantanu: 7:45PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ohh...chotya vahini cha bhau 9:16PM, 13 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:29PM, 13 Mar - Ruta: 10:45PM, 13 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 12:15AM, 14 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Zoom the picture and see London... 320 gigapixel panorama photo... http://360gigapixels.com/london-320-gigapixel-panorama/ Look at this photo... World's largest zooming photo... You can see even car number plate by zooming... 12:49AM, 14 Mar - : 7:24AM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:03AM, 14 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Time and Smile are two critical things in life . Sometimes time makes u forget how to Smile and Sometimes someone' Smile makes us forget time.. Good morning.... 10:03AM, 14 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Wife: Janu ! Aaj tumhari girl friend night sta y karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beer & fresh fruit salad banake rakha hai. Room freshner side table par hai.

Nahane ka soap with lime fragrance or towel bhi rakha hai. Main baccho ko Leker mummy ke yaha jaa rahi hoon, kal sham tak aajaungi. Program mein koi change ho tau inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...! . . . . . . . Isko kahte hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!

Good morning !! 1:20PM, 14 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop. Only buses will stop here Not your time. So Keep walking towards your goal . "GOOD MORNING" 8:51PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: COMING SOON

MOVIES RELEASE DATE 1. Ragini MMS - 2 21 Mar 2014 2. Gang of Ghosts 21 Mar 2014 3. Lakshmi 21 Mar 2014 4. Ankhon Dekhi 21 Mar 2014 5.

O Teri 28 Mar 2014 6. Youngistaan 28 Mar 2014 7. Dishkiyaoon 28 Mar 2014 8. Main Tera Hero 04 Apr 2014 9. Kochadaiiyaan 11 Apr 2014 10. Bhoothnath Returns 11 Apr 2014 8:52PM, 14 Mar - Nischal: All flop 8:53PM, 14 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 18April Ko 2states release ho rahi hai bas 8:54PM, 14 Mar - Nischal: 8:54PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nishcal bhai...ragini mms 2 8:55PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Baby doll 8:55PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Song me hi paisa vasool 8:55PM, 14 Mar - Nischal: Internet me asli baby doll milegi 8:56PM, 14 Mar - Shantanu: Video song dekh na fir ...... 8:56PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Theatre ka feel nahi aata na 8:56PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Download to kiya he 8:57PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nishcal ..group pe he hum 8:58PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Shantanu. ..fandry la jaych ka 8:58PM, 14 Mar - Shantanu: 9:56PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:24PM, 14 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: ... 1. 2. 3. 4. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 5 14. ( 21 400 : : 15 ? ) : : !

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members. 10:35PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Important Plz read Sabhi friends se nivedan hai ke koi bhi Soniya, Rahul , Manmohan ya koi bhi phot o forward mat karna. . Aaj Pune me 1 admi ko 1 saal ki jail hui hai.Do not send any comic / edited photos related to politicians. Pune Police are keeping watch on what's app for this. This news is in today's news paper "Sakal".. Tell this t o your friends too...All grp. members pls forward above sms to all ur friends, r elatives & other groups as our moral responsibilty. WARNING : must read before continue. , ..........!!!!!!!!!!! ! So request to all members pls don't share such contents. Non bailable offense Minimum 7 years jail

. 10:35PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi n chintu... 10:41PM, 14 Mar - Palak: <Media omitted> 10:42PM, 14 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:42PM, 14 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 12:35AM, 15 Mar - : Results...r outtt.... 12:39AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: Apna nahi hai ky 12:39AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: *? 12:39AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: 12:42AM, 15 Mar - : Are apna engg. Me niche hai... 12:40AM, 15 Mar - Nischal: Backlog hai 12:41AM, 15 Mar - Nischal: Apna nahi 12:41AM, 15 Mar - Nischal: Apna kal aega colg me 12:41AM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Gnit ppl.. 12:42AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: 12:42AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: Shittt 12:42AM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Plz dnt tlk abt rslt nw,kal ka kal dekhenge 12:43AM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Shanti se sojao... 12:43AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: Nind ud gayi meri 12:44AM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: All is well bolke sojao 12:45AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: Yup 12:45AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: Good night 12:45AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: 12:45AM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: Backlog hai 12:46AM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Gnit 12:49AM, 15 Mar - : Backlogs... Hamara pdf me kal aane wala hai.. Jaisa te ka aaya tha waise... 9:55AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: Anybody who gets the PDF pls mail it on common id first

9:56AM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Gudmrng 10:06AM, 15 Mar - Palak: A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He says to the Doctor: I cant feel any taste on my tongue... Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22. After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!! The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now. The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300. After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previou s 300 too. MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory. Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue. MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste. Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back. Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors... Bilkul Latest sidha Hospital se ........... 10:07AM, 15 Mar - Ruta: 10:11AM, 15 Mar - Nivan: 10:11AM, 15 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 10:11AM, 15 Mar - Shantanu: 10:21AM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: 12:31PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Bcz of result 12:31PM, 15 Mar - Palak: <Media omitted> 12:32PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Hmm 12:32PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar mala mail kar pdf 12:32PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Personal id war 12:32PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Ajun nai ala result 12:33PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Aalyawar 12:33PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Ok 12:33PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nakki kar 12:34PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Are ho 12:35PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Last sem pan Saturday night la ala hota result 12:35PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Chintu gar ghe kahitari. 12:36PM, 15 Mar - Palak: 12:43PM, 15 Mar - : <Media omitted> 1:06PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Result aya 1:08PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Bolbachhan 1:08PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Khara ka 1:08PM, 15 Mar - Nischal: 1:08PM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Nahi ala re 1:08PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Are I forgt to write "kya" in tha last 1:09PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 1:09PM, 15 Mar - Palak: 1:09PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Adya tu colg madhye aahe ka 1:09PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Aaj holiday hai kya 1:09PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Pune university ko?? 1:09PM, 15 Mar - Palak: 3rd Saturday

1:10PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Colg me aaya he result par nahi de rhe 1:10PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Koni sangitla 1:10PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mech 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Are nai ala 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Ajuj 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Palak: May b tusday la yein 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ajuj 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Nt sure 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Ajun 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Palak: 1:11PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 1:12PM, 15 Mar - Palak: is Any one presnt in clg? 1:18PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Tunchi gapto ka ata? 1:19PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Khup jana ahet 1:19PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Nai alay ajun clg madhe 1:19PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Aaj pune uni la sutti ahe k 1:19PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Ka 1:37PM, 15 Mar - : Be ready... Ir is sure dat results r coming today... Results ll declare till 2:15 Best of luck to all... 1:37PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Kuch naya 1:37PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Bata 1:37PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Om 1:38PM, 15 Mar - : Tu topper hai... 1:39PM, 15 Mar - : Thik hai.. 1:39PM, 15 Mar - Palak: topr 1:39PM, 15 Mar - : 1:42PM, 15 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 1:43PM, 15 Mar - : Techno k sir ne unke bacho ko bulaya hai abhi... 1:43PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Bacho ko 1:44PM, 15 Mar - : Haan... Chintu... Mintu....... 1:44PM, 15 Mar - : Santu bantu.... 1:50PM, 15 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Clg madhe nhi ala aatach jaun alo 2:08PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj nahi milega 2:09PM, 15 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Kis ne bola? 2:17PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Taori. ..2.15 ho gqye 2:17PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Tusday ayega 2:17PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Result 2:17PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Gaye 2:17PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 2:18PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: University ne march me hi April fool banaya 2:18PM, 15 Mar - Palak: 2:18PM, 15 Mar - Palak: 2:20PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 2:20PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Rahul ekda parat jaun paha 4:34PM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 4:34PM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: Raisoni's name in paper 4:52PM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: <Media omitted> 4:55PM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: 4:56PM, 15 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Enjoy 4:57PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Gys tusday clg mai celebrate karte 4:57PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Holi 4:57PM, 15 Mar - Palak: Wht say? ? 4:58PM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: 4:59PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Tasehi new colours kaltilach tuesdayla. 5:00PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: 5:01PM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: hahaha 5:03PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Result aahe na 5:03PM, 15 Mar - shriDhan: UOP madhe konachi olakh aahe ka

5:03PM, 15 Mar - Kedarnath: Hmm 5:05PM, 15 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: <Media omitted> 5:29PM, 15 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:36PM, 15 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 9:57AM, 16 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 10:09AM, 16 Mar - Palak: ... , , , .... ....

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1:25PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 1:27PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 1:29PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Motivational Quote : . . . . . Tu Rehnede terese nahi hoga! 4:47PM, 16 Mar - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 5:51PM, 16 Mar - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 5:52PM, 16 Mar - shriDhan: Bittu advertising in college 5:54PM, 16 Mar - Piyush Malha: Bittu boss 6:02PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:00PM, 16 Mar - Shantanu: 7:58PM, 16 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Happy holi 7:59PM, 16 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Bittu days 8:31PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:31PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Happy holi 8:35PM, 16 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:30AM, 17 Mar - Pal V: Pyar ke rang se bharo pichkari, Sneh se rang do duniya sari, Ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli, Aapko mubarak ho aapno ki holi. Happy Holi.. 8:52AM, 17 Mar - Avinash Mohan: Happy holi!! guys result pdf has been sent to BE yahoo mail.....good luck!! 8:58AM, 17 Mar - K P: <Media omitted> 9:23AM, 17 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx Avinash... 9:24AM, 17 Mar - Nischal: Id aur pswd kya hai? 9:27AM, 17 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: be_entc_ghrcem@yahoo.com PW BEe&tc14 9:35AM, 17 Mar - Nischal: Thankx 9:45AM, 17 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:19AM, 17 Mar - Vivek Amilkanthawar: You may go for this also ... 10:19AM, 17 Mar - Vivek Amilkanthawar: be.entc.ghrcem@gmail.com BEe&tc14 3:46PM, 17 Mar - : B****3107 result me mcr k jagah dip aa gaya hai.. 3:47PM, 17 Mar - Kedarnath: 31? 3:47PM, 17 Mar - Kedarnath: Series dekh. 3:48PM, 17 Mar - : Hmm... 3:48PM, 17 Mar - Kedarnath: 3:49PM, 17 Mar - : 10:08PM, 17 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:09PM, 17 Mar - shriDhan: Who all r coming to college tomorrow 10:10PM, 17 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kyu. ..kya he kal colg me

10:12PM, 17 Mar - Ruta: I'm coming 10:17PM, 17 Mar - Palak: M coming 12:57PM, 18 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: <Media omitted> 1:14PM, 18 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Apni visit jane wali he 5:59PM, 18 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 7:14PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Hey guys, there is a compulsary poster making comp . Of our dept. Size of poster is A3 and lst date to submit poster is. 20March 7:15PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Winner get 1000 rs 7:16PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Notice regarding this is put on notice board today 7:17PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Matte sir ne mere ko bola hai ki poater collect ka r lena sab ke 7:40PM, 18 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:48PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Kal sab log jinake pass apne trpcs ke certificate hai, uski photocopyle ke aana. Bharati Ma'am ne bola hai 7:48PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Saab naac ke liye 7:48PM, 18 Mar - : Ok 7:49PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Convey this masg to other also 7:50PM, 18 Mar - : Naac... 8:00PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: NAAC committe 8:01PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Poster should be on mega project 8:02PM, 18 Mar - : Pata hai dude.. Jst kidding.. 8:02PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: Hmmm, to tu banayega 8:04PM, 18 Mar - : 8:05PM, 18 Mar - Anish Polke: 8:16PM, 18 Mar - : Notice: Whatsapp now available on fb.. Click on it.. . https://apps.facebook.com/xzttnogqls 10:24PM, 18 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:37PM, 18 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Log holi k din Rang lagate hai.. or baaki k di n Rang badalte hai.. Truth of life.. 10:54PM, 18 Mar - shriDhan: 10:54PM, 18 Mar - shriDhan: Senti kar diya ravi 8:41AM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: ... ... l l l l l l " . , . " ll ll ll ll 8:41AM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: .... ........|| || || 9:07AM, 19 Mar - : A Very clever paintjob. This is NOT a Parrot. It is a Woman. Ab solute brilliance by the artist...zoom Kro ,

Hint is to start looking at the tail of parrot . It is nothing but woman's leg.. 9:07AM, 19 Mar - : <Media omitted> 9:50AM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:36AM, 19 Mar - Nivan: 6:18PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: .... .... Dear , . reply 1 .... 7:10PM, 19 Mar 7:41PM, 19 Mar 7:41PM, 19 Mar a 7:42PM, 19 Mar 7:43PM, 19 Mar he 7:44PM, 19 Mar 7:44PM, 19 Mar 7:44PM, 19 Mar 7:45PM, 19 Mar 7:45PM, 19 Mar 7:45PM, 19 Mar enge Monday ko 7:46PM, 19 Mar 7:46PM, 19 Mar 7:46PM, 19 Mar 7:46PM, 19 Mar 7:47PM, 19 Mar 7:47PM, 19 Mar 7:47PM, 19 Mar 7:48PM, 19 Mar ge yaar 7:50PM, 19 Mar t one day we can 7:53PM, 19 Mar 7:53PM, 19 Mar 7:54PM, 19 Mar i the 7:56PM, 19 Mar 7:57PM, 19 Mar 7:57PM, 19 Mar 8:05PM, 19 Mar 8:05PM, 19 Mar 8:05PM, 19 Mar 8:06PM, 19 Mar 8:06PM, 19 Mar 8:06PM, 19 Mar 8:07PM, 19 Mar 8:08PM, 19 Mar 8:08PM, 19 Mar 8:08PM, 19 Mar train ... , train

Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Days ka kya he. Dinesh Manjare: Means traditional day aur theme alag alag he ky Ruta: I heard Monday is trad day Dinesh Manjare: Priyanka mam boli k...Monday ko kashmiri theme Dinesh Manjare: Kya karne ka Ruta: Eeeks Ruta: M not coming as kashmiri Dinesh Manjare: Koi bhi nahi aa rha Ruta: I don't have kashmiri clothes Dinesh Manjare: Me kya bol rha hu...hum sab traditional day kar Ruta: Trad day and Saree day alag hai ??? Dinesh Manjare: Don't know Dinesh Manjare: N ek choti trip ka bhi soch rha hu Dinesh Manjare: Agar sab interested ho to Piyush Malha: Im in dinesh Ruta: Cool Ruta: Bolo kabhi Dinesh Manjare: Sab socho na...last days he apne..kuch to karen Ruta: Main Toh goa goa kabse bolri thi... Woh chodo Ab.. atleas go Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Koi interested nahi tha re... Dinesh Manjare: N Priyanka mam pe trust karne ko koi tayaar nah shriDhan: Days m not interested Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Ka Ruta: Ha samjha woh no interest coz nobody responded Ruta: Anyway Ruta: Chod goa Ruta: Next destination bata Ruta: One day kahi toh Dinesh Manjare: Tum batao Dinesh Manjare: Sab Piyush Malha: Guys Dinesh Manjare: Bol bhai Piyush Malha: Socha lo

8:10PM, 19 Mar 8:10PM, 19 Mar 8:10PM, 19 Mar 8:10PM, 19 Mar 8:10PM, 19 Mar 8:11PM, 19 Mar 8:11PM, 19 Mar 8:12PM, 19 Mar 8:12PM, 19 Mar 8:12PM, 19 Mar Harihareshwar Murud-janjeera ........ 8:13PM, 19 Mar 8:13PM, 19 Mar 8:13PM, 19 Mar 8:13PM, 19 Mar 8:14PM, 19 Mar 8:15PM, 19 Mar may to bch pe 8:15PM, 19 Mar 8:15PM, 19 Mar 8:15PM, 19 Mar 8:15PM, 19 Mar 8:16PM, 19 Mar 8:16PM, 19 Mar 8:16PM, 19 Mar 8:16PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:17PM, 19 Mar 8:18PM, 19 Mar 8:18PM, 19 Mar 8:18PM, 19 Mar 8:18PM, 19 Mar 8:18PM, 19 Mar 8:19PM, 19 Mar 8:19PM, 19 Mar saurabh 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:20PM, 19 Mar 8:21PM, 19 Mar 8:21PM, 19 Mar 8:22PM, 19 Mar 8:22PM, 19 Mar 8:22PM, 19 Mar 8:23PM, 19 Mar 8:23PM, 19 Mar 8:25PM, 19 Mar Deside karo

Piyush Malha: Muje nahi lagta goa koi aayega Ruta: Ha piyush Ruta: Goa chod Ruta: Overnight nahi Ruta: One day trip Ruta: Mahabaleshwar jaise Aaditya Pawar: M ready 4r goa Dinesh Manjare: Ruta: Shantanu: Alibag

- Dinesh Manjare: Ye time teachers ko leke jayenge - Ruta: Alibag is cool - Ruta: Kashid beach is close by na ?? - Aaditya Pawar: Kidar bhi chalo - Dinesh Manjare: Iss baar Shibani ko la....saurabh ki demand he - Aaditya Pawar: Are,ane jane may 10hrs jaenge kashid ,aur aftrnn ja nahi sakte itni heat hai - Piyush Malha: Ya alibag - Ruta: Ha woh bhi hai - Ruta: Btw - Ruta: Saurabh ko add karu Kya group mein ? - Dinesh Manjare: Nakoo.... - Dinesh Manjare: Uski permission le pehle - Dinesh Manjare: - Ruta: Arrr - Dinesh Manjare: Aditya. .tu ye kaam kar - Ruta: Karri add main - Ruta: Last month left - Ruta: Nahi rehna Usko Toh exit karega group - Ruta: - Dinesh Manjare: - Piyush Malha: He is ready to join our group - Ruta: - Dinesh Manjare: - : +91 94 05 472968 joined - Piyush Malha: Welcome rockstar - Dinesh Manjare: Saurabh welcome. .. - Dinesh Manjare: Hou de kharch - Shantanu: ram ram Ruta: Ok back to topic ... One-day trip kaha ?? Dinesh Manjare: Piyush Malha: Alibag Shantanu: Alibag Piyush Malha: But please after 28 Piyush Malha: Please Dinesh Manjare: Saurabh jaha bolega waha Dinesh Manjare: Nahii...fir toh 6th April k baad jana padega Dinesh Manjare: Piyush Piyush Malha: Bhai im in u.p Piyush Malha: Not in Gujarat or Pune Dinesh Manjare: Mere ghar me bhi shadi he Piyush Malha: Ohhh Dinesh Manjare: 6th April k baad jana padega Piyush Malha: Ok

8:25PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tum karo 9:00PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Kuch plan hua kya 9:00PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Final bolo 9:22PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:22PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Sometimes the biggest source of inspiration com es from the person you see in the mirror everyday. Look yourself in the face and remember you ARE worth it.. Good Night... 10:16PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Nagpur Raisoni's girl in the finalist of MISS INDIA ... 10:22PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: What's name? 10:23PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Lopamudra Raut 10:25PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Nice send her pic 10:25PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:25PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tharki ravi 10:25PM, 19 Mar - Ruta: 10:26PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Ok send pic personally 10:26PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: So no one cam see 10:27PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi re. .majak...kar rha tha. . 10:27PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe bhi Dekhna Hai 10:27PM, 19 Mar - Ruta: Days ka Kya karna hai ?? 10:28PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:28PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Bas ab tu ae tujhe nahi dekhaenga 10:28PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Dinesh 10:28PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal konsa day he 10:29PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab Thursday mat bolo 10:29PM, 19 Mar - Nischal: <Media omitted> 10:31PM, 19 Mar - Nischal: Ravi aur dinesh gn sd 10:31PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:31PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:31PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Pune times me hai 10:31PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Dekh lo 10:32PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ye raisoni me he 10:33PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal colg uniform me aane he kya 10:33PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Admin. . 10:33PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ya days 10:34PM, 19 Mar - Nischal: Days days bolke colg na khatam ho jae 10:36PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: That's going to happen 10:37PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: Dinesh :Nagpur engineering 10:49PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nagpur engineering me admission ki kya process he 10:49PM, 19 Mar - shriDhan: 10:50PM, 19 Mar - Nischal: Rgi Innovation 10:50PM, 19 Mar - Nischal: Phr ja sakta hai tu nagpur 10:50PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:54PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal ravi jayanti he na 10:55PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Shoes achhe phen k aao 10:56PM, 19 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: I m at Surat bhai 10:56PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:08PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:10PM, 19 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Kal konsa day hai wo bolo 11:10PM, 19 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Topic mat change kro 11:11PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: day 11:11PM, 19 Mar - Nischal: 11:12PM, 19 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Ghanti bandhun yaych ka mag 11:12PM, 19 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: 11:13PM, 19 Mar - Kedarnath: 11:13PM, 19 Mar - Kedarnath: Aahe ka kon? 11:14PM, 19 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Kedar gn 11:14PM, 19 Mar - Kedarnath: Hahaha

11:15PM, 19 Mar - Kedarnath: Gn 11:15PM, 19 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Good night re kedar 11:15PM, 19 Mar - Kedarnath: . 11:15PM, 19 Mar - Kedarnath: 8:07AM, 20 Mar - Piyush Malha: Happy birthday ravi 8:09AM, 20 Mar - Kedarnath: Happy b'day ravi. 8:11AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks k 8:11AM, 20 Mar - Ruta: Happy bday ravi 8:11AM, 20 Mar - Ruta: 8:12AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks ruta 8:19AM, 20 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Happy bday jari 8:19AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks aditya 8:29AM, 20 Mar - K P: Happy bday ravi 8:29AM, 20 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Happy bday shri shri shri ravi 8:30AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks evryone 8:37AM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Happy birthday anil 8:40AM, 20 Mar - Pal V: Happy Birthday Ravi 8:40AM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Zakkaaasss ravi 8:41AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks everyone 8:53AM, 20 Mar - Shantanu: Happy Birthday Ravi !!!!! 9:01AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks Shantanu 9:24AM, 20 Mar - +91 94 05 472968 : Happy birthday jeri 9:40AM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Thanks bhai 6:00PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 6:00PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 6:06PM, 20 Mar - : 6:47PM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: It's old one 6:47PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: To kya hua...baki logo liye.....naya 6:48PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Naya he waha 6:48PM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Ok bro 7:05PM, 20 Mar - shriDhan: Traditional day on monday 7:06PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:06PM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Hahaha 7:07PM, 20 Mar - shriDhan: What 7:07PM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: It's not happen uptill now 7:07PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree 7:33PM, 20 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: This is ultimate MODI to Lady: Pardes me agar koi tumhare pati ko maar dale tum us desh ki tarakki ki sochogi ya vaat lagane ki? LADY: obviously Vaat lagane ki MODI: Bilkul sahi.....Vahi to Sonia kar rahi hai.... plz share ekdum kdk aur ekdum naya!!!!!! 7:39PM, 20 Mar - Palak: Jari its request to u n also last warning too..electn ho ne tak plz dnt forwrd modi n whatwvr politian persn msg 7:41PM, 20 Mar - Piyush Malha: 7:42PM, 20 Mar - Palak: Cs its nt allowed..forwarding any wrng aur whatevr polit ical news is aginst the cyber law 7:44PM, 20 Mar - Nischal: Yup its true chinta 7:44PM, 20 Mar - Palak: 7:49PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi aaj birthday he isliye sab request kar rhe he...maan ja 7:49PM, 20 Mar - : 7:49PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Chintu 7:49PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: No political topic

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: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Ye post kal ki hoti to danger zone me hota Dinesh Manjare: Om taori--ravi jariwala fan club : Bhai dost k liye kuch bhi.. : Dinesh Manjare: : Tera kab hai bday..?? Dinesh Manjare: Abe party k liye dost dost maat kar...bhukkad Piyush Malha: Nice work raju Dinesh Manjare: Wo dega tujhe party : Party mangi kisne hai.,... : Woh toh apna haq hai... Dinesh Manjare: Wo sab samajh ata he Dinesh Manjare: Sadda huq : All r nt like u... Dinesh Manjare: Hahaha Dinesh Manjare: Yehi to me samjha rha hu : Mai kya bol raha hu... Tu kya bol raha hai.. Dinesh Manjare:

tichya mayla.... 8:15PM, 20 Mar - Shantanu: Ye kiske liye tha Dinesh?????? 8:16PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Asach fwd kela...dusra meaning nako kadhu 8:16PM, 20 Mar - Shantanu: Ok 8:16PM, 20 Mar - shriDhan: 8:17PM, 20 Mar - Piyush Malha: Jo,bhi ha but true ha boss 8:17PM, 20 Mar - Piyush Malha: Nice bhai 8:17PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:17PM, 20 Mar - Palak: <Media omitted> 11:41PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:42PM, 20 Mar - Shantanu: Please vote for my Brother "ADITYA KHUTALE" is among st top 6 finalist in a design competition... And now there is voting going on... I request you to go to this link and cast a vote for "ADITYA KHUTALE.. http://www.zolijnsdesigns.com/aditya/ Please do vote. Friends, it will take 5 seconds only to vote. Click on the link, select the circ le next to his name and press vote. As simple & quick it is. Thankyou.... 11:43PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:46PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 33% vote bhetle tyala. .. 11:46PM, 20 Mar - Shantanu: Hmmmm 11:47PM, 20 Mar - Shantanu: Sadhya top la aahe to 11:47PM, 20 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:54PM, 20 Mar - shriDhan: Kasal design 11:54PM, 20 Mar - shriDhan: ? 12:12AM, 21 Mar - Shantanu: Check kar na tya site var sagle detail aahe 12:24AM, 21 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 12:04PM, 21 Mar - Ruta: Monday ko college mein DJ hai Kya ?? 12:07PM, 21 Mar - Nischal: Tu nachegi to hai 12:07PM, 21 Mar - Ruta: 12:09PM, 21 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Hahaha 12:09PM, 21 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Ruta gona dance 12:09PM, 21 Mar - Ruta: Ofcourse I will dance with all of you 12:30PM, 21 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 12:32PM, 21 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 1:28PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 5:46PM, 21 Mar - Pal V: All the students of B2 batch are kindly requested to dow nload the experiment no. 7 on "3g technology" from our class common email id. And get it checked from bharati mam as soon as possible. . "ONLY FOR B2 BATCH" be_entc_ghrcem@yahoo.com BEe&tc14 5:47PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: Mam ne approve kiya. 5:47PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: ? 5:49PM, 21 Mar - Pal V: Tu b2 batch me nhi h first of all N mam ne approve kia h tabi mai sabko bol rhi hu..

5:51PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: Etni kyu bhadk rahi hai? 5:52PM, 21 Mar - Pal V: Are yar mai bhadak ni rhi Sirf bol rhi hu kedar Chill 5:52PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: I jst asking 2 u....for sm kind of cnfrmation 5:52PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: Ok 5:52PM, 21 Mar - Pal V: Ok sorry from my side agar tumko bura lga to.. 5:53PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: Na its ok.... 5:53PM, 21 Mar - Pal V: 6:12PM, 21 Mar - Palak: Pallavi u dnt kno kya kedar owns the rights of 6:12PM, 21 Mar - Palak: Ofc pract 6:12PM, 21 Mar - Palak: 6:12PM, 21 Mar - Palak: So tss ke liye puch raha hai 6:12PM, 21 Mar - Palak: 6:36PM, 21 Mar - Pal V: B2 batch ofc pracs dates 1. 27 dec - led 2. 3 jan - NA 3. 10 jan - losses 4. 17 jan - detectors 5a. 31jan - bit rate 5b. 7 feb - fiber bw 6. 14 feb - analog 7. 28 feb - digital 8a. 7 march - power meter 8b. 11 march - otdr 6:36PM, 21 Mar - Palak: B1 batch 6:36PM, 21 Mar - Palak: <Media omitted> 6:36PM, 21 Mar - Palak: Ofc pract date 6:36PM, 21 Mar - Palak: 6:37PM, 21 Mar - Piyush Malha: Thanks chintu 6:37PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: Kay he tunchi. 6:37PM, 21 Mar - Palak: Thnks mat bol 6:37PM, 21 Mar - Shantanu: Are kedar aapli batch kashi mage rahili????? 6:37PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: Thmb 6:38PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 6:38PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 6:39PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: B3 mage nahi rahili ardhyanchi index chck zali. 6:39PM, 21 Mar - Shantanu: 6:40PM, 21 Mar - Kedarnath: 9:01PM, 21 Mar - Piyush Malha: My neighbor's wife texted me, 'I am new on watsap p.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...? I replied : 'I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later ! She replied : ' No problem. I'll ask you later... Love you too... 9:07PM, 21 Mar - Nischal: Baju wali aunty pe hi line maar tu 9:17PM, 21 Mar - Piyush Malha: Good joke bhai 9:21PM, 21 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj phir se india vs pakistaan.. . =))

And fir se afridi ki****** 9:23PM, 21 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Waaat 10:27PM, 21 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli...Afridi ki biwi a aj fir boli..Dont touch my choli...I want only viraat kohli....:p. #INDvsPAK 10:28PM, 21 Mar - Shantanu: 10:34PM, 21 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: 11:04PM, 21 Mar - Palak: 11:14PM, 21 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: " Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Alw ays remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world." Good Night 11:16PM, 21 Mar - : <Media omitted> 9:04AM, 22 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 9:21AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Happy birthday adnan 9:22AM, 22 Mar - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to HBD ADNAN 9:22AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanksss dinesh... 9:25AM, 22 Mar - Nischal: Happy bday adnaan 9:26AM, 22 Mar - : HBD Adnaan.. 9:26AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxxx a million @nischal & om... 9:28AM, 22 Mar - Kedarnath: Happy b'day adnan. 9:28AM, 22 Mar - Kedarnath: 9:28AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thank you... 9:28AM, 22 Mar - Nivan: Happy b'day Adnaan 9:30AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx nivank... 9:33AM, 22 Mar - K P: Happy bday addy ...njoi 9:34AM, 22 Mar - Piyush Malha: Happy birthday 9:34AM, 22 Mar - Piyush Malha: Adanan 9:36AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxxx a lot... 9:44AM, 22 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Happy b'day Adnaan 9:44AM, 22 Mar - Ruta: Happy birthday adnaan have a nice day 9:45AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thank you everyone... 9:46AM, 22 Mar - : Palak changed the subject to HBD ADNAAN 9:46AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Chintu...teko sabse bada waala thanxxx... 9:46AM, 22 Mar - Anish Polke: Happy Bithday Adnaan 9:47AM, 22 Mar - Palak: Hahaha 9:47AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx anish... 9:49AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Monday ko shagun ki lath me marunga adnaan ko 9:50AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 9:50AM, 22 Mar - Vivek Amilkanthawar: Mauloooo 9:50AM, 22 Mar - Palak: 9:50AM, 22 Mar - Vivek Amilkanthawar: Happy Birthday... 9:51AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx *allllllluuuuuuuuuu... 9:51AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:51AM, 22 Mar - Palak: * 9:52AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: @dinesh...traditional day hai...nhi karne ka ye s ab... 9:53AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi bhai.....shagun-shagun hota he....agar tu

khud traditional day celebrate kar rha ho to...cancel... 9:54AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab tu decide kar ..t 9:56AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Mere decide krne se kuch fark pade toh kch bolun. .. 9:57AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tu hamare sath celebrate karega...to shagun ki lath cancel 9:57AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Cancel ya postpone???? 9:57AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 9:58AM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Cancel karenge yaar...ita to bharosa kar 10:34AM, 22 Mar - Pal V: Happy bday adnan 10:34AM, 22 Mar - Pal V: 10:37AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanxx 11:06AM, 22 Mar - shriDhan: Happy birthday Adnan 11:07AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thank you... 11:09AM, 22 Mar - Shantanu: Happy birthday dude !!! 11:09AM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Thanx mate... 1:53PM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 1:53PM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Third umpire 1:53PM, 22 Mar - Kedarnath: Wht an idea sir ji 1:53PM, 22 Mar - Kedarnath: Hahahahahaha 1:54PM, 22 Mar - Kedarnath: Rt na? 1:54PM, 22 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 1:54PM, 22 Mar - Kedarnath: 4:19PM, 22 Mar - : Part 2

You

Janu I need...

4:32PM, 22 Mar - Nischal: Haha good one 4:33PM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 5:57PM, 22 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 1 .

: so students, its proved

. hunger is bigger need than girls.

: , 1 8:36PM, 22 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Who are Lizards..? They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young What is a Pizza..? Awesome answer: A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education ! What is the similarity between Media And Wife ? Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:

Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki " Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai..

Aaj ka SUVICHAR .... "BADAAM khaane se utni Akkal nahi aati" ... "Jitni shadi ke bad Aati hai... " 8:37PM, 22 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Read this beautiful STORY.. A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw famous he art surgeon in his shop.. He called the surgeon & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"... So why do I get such a small sala ry? and u get such a huge sum....! The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came c lose to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running." 8:45PM, 22 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 8:48PM, 22 Mar - Piyush Malha: 8:56AM, 23 Mar - : Adnaan Ahmed changed the subject to BE E&TC 2014 10:21AM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: Happy birthday rahul 10:22AM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: Karpe 10:22AM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Happy bday Rahul 10:22AM, 23 Mar - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to HBD RAHUL . 10:23AM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Bande he hum uske.... 10:23AM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Happy birthday mitra 10:24AM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Happy b'day rahul. 10:24AM, 23 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Bappy Birthday rahul... 10:24AM, 23 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:24AM, 23 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: *Happy... 10:29AM, 23 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Thank u 10:30AM, 23 Mar - : HBD rahul...:) 10:38AM, 23 Mar - Shantanu:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 10:41AM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Happy birthday 10:41AM, 23 Mar - Ruta: 10:42AM, 23 Mar - Palak: Happy bday daku 10:42AM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab rahul ko shagun ki lath kon marega 10:43AM, 23 Mar - Shantanu: 10:43AM, 23 Mar - Palak: Kal ravi adnaan n rahul ko eksath denge shagun ki lath 10:43AM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi ko tu de de 10:43AM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Usko kon utahega 10:43AM, 23 Mar - Shantanu: Ravi ko niche litate fir sagun dete 10:44AM, 23 Mar - Shantanu: 10:44AM, 23 Mar - Palak: Hahah 10:50AM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Bhai I m coming tomorrow 10:50AM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Just say who want to give 10:50AM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Bday bumps 10:52AM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Excellence Has Always Been Achieved By Those W ho Dared To Believe That Something Inside Them is SUPERIOR Than The Circumstance s They are Facing... Good morning... 10:59AM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi ..me dene wala hu 11:02AM, 23 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Thnk u 11:06AM, 23 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Thnk u 11:06AM, 23 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Thnk u 11:20AM, 23 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: Bappy Birthday rahul... 11:20AM, 23 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: *happy 11:21AM, 23 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Same pinch anand. 11:21AM, 23 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: Ha ha 11:21AM, 23 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: 12:16PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Fantastic informations.Your Blood group also s peaks about you. (+) : Good leadership. (-) : Hardworking. (+) : Can Sacrifice for others and very ambitious, tolerance. (-) : Non flexible, Selfish & Sadistic. (+) : Born to help. (-) : Narrow minded. (+) : Very difficult to understand. (-) : Sharp & Intelligent. 12:19PM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Mine is A+ 12:20PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Are ye post jhooth he. ..baad me mujhe msg aay a 12:20PM, 23 Mar - Palak: 12:20PM, 23 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: 12:20PM, 23 Mar - Nischal: Aur ravi ne prove kar diya ki jhuth hai 12:21PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Hahah 12:21PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: @dinesh hahahaha 12:22PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nishcal 12:22PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: N nyc SM. 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Nischal: Tu pehle mera naam edit kar dinesh tere phne me 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kyu re kya hua 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Nischal: Nishcal nahi nischal 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Kedar kai hai 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Karta hu 12:23PM, 23 Mar - Nischal: 12:24PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: 12:24PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: 12:24PM, 23 Mar - Pal V: Hey friends check our class common mail id for analog t

v and vcd player observations. . 12:37PM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 2:06PM, 23 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Shagun dyachach aahe tar gift de..... 2:07PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Shagun ki lath...ek gift hi to he... 2:45PM, 23 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: Nahi re 3:41PM, 23 Mar - Palak: <Media omitted> 3:49PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: 3:49PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: 8:38PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Guys and girls traditional day tomo. Be present near the canteen tomo at 1130 for our group picture please get cameras everyone.. 8:38PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: 8:38PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Click click 8:41PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:44PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: 8:44PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kashmiri theme apne liye nahi he.. 8:45PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: 8:45PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree nahi celebrate karne wali 8:45PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: 8:45PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Yeda hai kya 8:45PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Leader hai woh girls ko 8:45PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Ki 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Hahaha 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree teri best friend kya bol rhi he 8:46PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Loolll 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Dost dost naa rha 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Aye dinesh 8:46PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Aag mat laga 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Hana. 8:47PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Usake team ki vice captain 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Funfair ahe ka? 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Ho 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Time' 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: ? 8:47PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Donno 8:47PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Hahahaha...fun fair 8:48PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Kashala? 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Ok 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Fair 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Arre stalls hai kal 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Games 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Pani puri 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Lassi 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: Angry birds 8:48PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: 8:48PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: I didn't noe 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Khanar 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Paise leke aao sab 8:48PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Ohhhooo 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Hahaha 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: AB 8:48PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: 8:48PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: AB ?? 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: Angry bird 8:48PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: To ek he ha 8:49PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: Lollll

8:49PM, 23 Mar - shriDhan: 8:49PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: Angry birdtga 8:49PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal jayenge sab...restaurantme 8:49PM, 23 Mar - Ruta: 8:49PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Sach me... 8:49PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: Game ma kya hoga. Angry Birds ma 8:49PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: 8:50PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Coz last sem he...uske baad sab project submiss ion me busy hoge 8:50PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: So agar sab tayaar ho to...jayenge green field me 8:50PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: TTMM 8:50PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:51PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Veg thartharate 8:51PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kay 8:51PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Chintu 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Green field madhala 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Special ahe 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Palak: 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Veg thartharate 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: Tuesday ko karona ye sab 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Pasanda...special aahe re 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: Kal nahi please 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: 8:52PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Jaun paha 8:53PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal cha special hota 8:54PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Dono me jato tevha veg thartharate asta 8:55PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Sorry kothrud chya restaurant madhye hoto kal 8:56PM, 23 Mar - Palak: Greenfield kalyani nagar cah bolat ahe me 8:56PM, 23 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 11:08PM, 23 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: On the first day of their marriage, wife and h usband decided and agreed not to open the door for anyone! On that day first, hu sband' parents came to see them, they were behind the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other, husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agr eement he did not open the door, so his parents left. After a while the same day , wife' parents came , wife and the husband looked at each other and even though they had an agreement , wife with tears on her eyes whispered , I can't do this t o my parents , and she opened the door. Husband did not say anything, years pass ed and they had 4 boys and the fifth child was a girl. The father, planned a ver y big party for the new born baby girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for thi s baby while we did not do it for the others! The Husband simply replied, becaus e she is the one who will open the door for me! Daughters are always so special !! 11:12PM, 23 Mar - Pal V: Very nice Ravi.. 11:14PM, 23 Mar - K P: 11:15PM, 23 Mar - Kedarnath: 11:19PM, 23 Mar - Nivan: 11:21PM, 23 Mar - Piyush Malha: 8:36AM, 24 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Good morning 9:52AM, 24 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: All mornings r like paintings:- u need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & an SMS from someone who cares to color ur day... Good morning.. 10:08AM, 24 Mar - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE -E&TC14

10:39AM, 24 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Aajao sab colg me 12:06PM, 24 Mar - Pal V: Who are Lizards..? They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young What is a Pizza..? Awesome answer: A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education ! What is the similarity between Media And Wife ? Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:

Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki " Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai..

Aaj ka SUVICHAR .... "BADAAM khaane se utni Akkal nahi aati" ... "Jitni shadi ke bad Aati hai... " 8:53PM, 24 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 11:13PM, 24 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:20PM, 24 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Whatsapp is now launching in regional language s.... Marathi version is called

"chambar chavkashya" 7:02AM, 25 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad.... Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho? Nahi beta.... Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho? Nahi beta..... To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho??? 8:12AM, 25 Mar - shriDhan: Good morning guys ....who all r coming 8:13AM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Me. 8:37AM, 25 Mar - shriDhan:

10:28AM, 25 Mar - Shantanu: Gathering ki exact location batao ..... 10:29AM, 25 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Swargate 10:29AM, 25 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Ganesh kala krida mandal 10:29AM, 25 Mar - Shantanu: 10:30AM, 25 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Start hua gathrng? 11:47AM, 25 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Yes 11:47AM, 25 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: It's been 2hours bro 12:27PM, 25 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Success & Excuses do not talk to each other. So If u give Excuses.. Forget about Success. & If u want Success.. Forget about Excuses. Good Mrng 9:13PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal colg he kya? ? 9:15PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Bunk. 9:16PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. ..Guide ke samor presentation he 9:16PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: I knw 9:16PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: tera prj ready hai kya? 9:17PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 9:17PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi 9:17PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Thn soch ne ka nai bindass rehane ka. 9:19PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: N joshi n bichar sir ne unke grp 4ti april ko bola h ai 9:19PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: for ppt . 9:19PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kk 9:20PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. ..mi aikaylay te khara aahe ka 9:20PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Ahem ahem. 9:21PM, 25 Mar - Shantanu: Kay ikla re dinya???? 9:21PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Sangu ka kedar 9:22PM, 25 Mar - Shantanu: 9:23PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nischal...wo sach he re ..kedar bol rha he 9:41PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: ... ... .... ... ... 9:46PM, 25 Mar - Nischal: Aa mujhe kuch nahi malum , mera naam mat le 9:47PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Are wo nai kya..hame bataya kedar k bare me tra ditional day k tym 9:49PM, 25 Mar - Nischal: Bhul gaya yaad nahi, kya tha? 9:49PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Chaew 9:49PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: chadaw 9:49PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal bata ta 9:49PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: NR 9:50PM, 25 Mar - Nischal: Bata na idhar hi ,kedar dost hai apna... 9:50PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: wo clg main 9:51PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Grp me grp mate. 9:51PM, 25 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar bol rha he k 1st mujhe bata...den group p e daal 9:51PM, 25 Mar - Nischal: Oh 9:51PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Resp alag hai 9:51PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Ha 9:51PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Pagal 10:28PM, 25 Mar - Ruta: I have a few.group pics 10:28PM, 25 Mar - Ruta: Shud I mail on our common mail id ? 10:29PM, 25 Mar - Kedarnath: Sure.

10:29PM, 25 Mar - Shantanu: No prob...... 10:30PM, 25 Mar - Shantanu: Mail id aani pswd pan de nantar 10:31PM, 25 Mar - Ruta: 10:31PM, 25 Mar - Ruta: Arre yahoo wala apla 10:32PM, 25 Mar - : <Media omitted> 10:32PM, 25 Mar - : <Media omitted> 10:32PM, 25 Mar - : <Media omitted> 2:34PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 2:34PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: WhatsApp ki saree 2:34PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 2:45PM, 26 Mar - Shantanu: 2:46PM, 26 Mar - : 5:29PM, 26 Mar - : <Media omitted> 5:40PM, 26 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Reporter to Sunny l Leone: How you feel after doing Ragini MMS 2? Sunny:- I feel like im doing B.Com after completing my C. A. 6:19PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: : : 7:22PM, 26 Mar ... : Notice: ... :

Dear Frnds, All r hereby informed dat to bring ur project(wid hardware,project dairy & ppt) on 3rd April,2014. Best Regards from, Prof.Pravin Matte Sir. 7:28PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 7:29PM, 26 Mar - Shantanu: 7:50PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Friends. ..apne department ki alag se ek fair well party k bare mwe soch rha hu..hotel PARC ESTIQUE me..... 7:50PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kon kon interested he 7:51PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Full on dj..foods n all 7:55PM, 26 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: 7:55PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Maine inquiry bhi ki he 7:56PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mast dj he 7:56PM, 26 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: How much cost?? 7:56PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Hw much? 7:56PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: / head 7:56PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: ? 8:04PM, 26 Mar - Ruta: Estique is good 8:04PM, 26 Mar - Ruta: The food is good Der 8:04PM, 26 Mar - Ruta: So yes m in 8:05PM, 26 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: M in 8:05PM, 26 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: 8:15PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Me too? 8:15PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Me too. 8:17PM, 26 Mar - : 8:57PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tum logo k hisaab se kitna cost hona chahiye 8:58PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Reply fast 9:00PM, 26 Mar - Aaditya Pawar: Itna,So Evry1 can afford 2 cm

9:01PM, 26 Mar 9:02PM, 26 Mar 9:03PM, 26 Mar 9:03PM, 26 Mar 9:04PM, 26 Mar 9:04PM, 26 Mar 9:06PM, 26 Mar 9:13PM, 26 Mar ch liya hota 9:13PM, 26 Mar 9:14PM, 26 Mar 9:14PM, 26 Mar 9:14PM, 26 Mar 9:15PM, 26 Mar 9:15PM, 26 Mar 9:15PM, 26 Mar 9:16PM, 26 Mar 9:16PM, 26 Mar 9:28PM, 26 Mar 9:29PM, 26 Mar 9:29PM, 26 Mar 9:29PM, 26 Mar 9:29PM, 26 Mar 9:29PM, 26 Mar 9:29PM, 26 Mar 9:30PM, 26 Mar 9:30PM, 26 Mar 9:30PM, 26 Mar 9:30PM, 26 Mar 9:31PM, 26 Mar 9:32PM, 26 Mar 9:32PM, 26 Mar 9:32PM, 26 Mar 9:32PM, 26 Mar 9:33PM, 26 Mar 9:33PM, 26 Mar 9:34PM, 26 Mar 9:34PM, 26 Mar 9:34PM, 26 Mar 9:35PM, 26 Mar 9:35PM, 26 Mar 9:35PM, 26 Mar 9:35PM, 26 Mar 9:36PM, 26 Mar 9:36PM, 26 Mar 9:36PM, 26 Mar 9:36PM, 26 Mar 9:37PM, 26 Mar 9:37PM, 26 Mar 9:37PM, 26 Mar Girl: wow..... Boy( ): ja bai

Dinesh Manjare: Bol to sahi Dinesh Manjare: 1200 rs per head Dinesh Manjare: But food n dj ki guarantee me deta hu Aaditya Pawar: K Dinesh Manjare: Every sat -sun mere ghar tak dj ki awaj aati he Dinesh Manjare: N traditional day jaisa dj bilkul bhi nahi he Aaditya Pawar: K.cm 2 clg 2mr, we all wil decide Dinesh Manjare: Ab price discuss kiya to available dates bhi pu

- Dinesh Manjare: Abhi wahi hu me - shriDhan: U ask about costing n all - shriDhan: N let us noe - Dinesh Manjare: Bataya to he na maine - shriDhan: Ohhh - shriDhan: OhhhOkk - Dinesh Manjare: Mapple bhi available he - Dinesh Manjare: Cost kum he - Dinesh Manjare: But quality ki guarantee me nahi de sakta - Ruta: No no - Ruta: Not mapple pls - Dinesh Manjare: - Dinesh Manjare: Kyu re - Ruta: Estique ka food guarantee even I can give - Ruta: Mapple dur padta re - Ruta: Estique is much much better - Dinesh Manjare: Dekho - Ruta: 1200 sat night ?? - Ruta: Or Sunday night ? - Dinesh Manjare: May be discount bhi mil sakta he - Dinesh Manjare: May be Week end me jada hoga - Ruta: Ha ofxourse - Ruta: Jyada rehta - Dinesh Manjare: Me abhi bahar aaya hu - Ruta: Ok - Dinesh Manjare: - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe lagta he girls tayyar nahi honge - Dinesh Manjare: Baki ke - Dinesh Manjare: N colg party me sab department saath hoge - Dinesh Manjare: So maja nahi aayega - Ruta: Yeah agreed but still coll farewell we can't bunk - Ruta: Last function hoga coll ka - Dinesh Manjare: - Aaditya Pawar: Ya - Ruta: Farewell kab hai - Ruta: ?? - Dinesh Manjare: No idea - Dinesh Manjare: Last time kab tham - Dinesh Manjare: *tha? - Ruta: Donno - Dinesh Manjare: Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Kuthlya company cha??? tu ghari ja, Reebok cha ahe...

9:45PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Dekho..nahi to jayenge restaurant. ..khana kha ke kaan ke headset daal k nachenge 9:45PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:01PM, 26 Mar - Shantanu: This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma . The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.

Set screen rotation off. Turn your mobile right 90 and then look at it again. 10:02PM, 26 Mar - : Kisi shayar ne maut ko kya khoob kaha hai : Zindagi me 2 minut koi mere pas na baitha,aaj sab mere pas bethe jaa rahe the,koi tohfa na mila aa j tak mujhe or aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the, taras gaye hum kisi k ek haa th ke lie or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye jaa rahe the.Do kadam sath na chalne ko t ayar tha koi aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,aaj pata chala muje ki 'M AUT' kitni haseen hoti hai. Kambakht hum toh yuhin jiye jaa rahe the...:-( 10:02PM, 26 Mar - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 10:07PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Painting aahe ti 10:09PM, 26 Mar - Piyush Malha: Om nice one bhai 10:11PM, 26 Mar - : Thnks 10:12PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Caution: pls chck ur TVAV writeups if u took it frm stationary....it cntain lots of missing data n grphical analysis n sm BD's. 10:12PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:13PM, 26 Mar - : 10:33PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Kedar 10:33PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:33PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:33PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Kedar tula looks 10:33PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:34PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Open challenge 10:34PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:34PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Shnt chintu... 10:34PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: we r gd frds 10:34PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:34PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Are adich time nai 10:34PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Ooohhhhhh.......I didn't noe that 10:34PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Tyat tu ashya mistk karto 10:35PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Bar zal sangital 10:35PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Sorry Kedar n chintu 10:35PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:35PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Take it easy dhanashri 10:35PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Hostel wr ratri panich miltana? 10:36PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Tula kai mhanycha ahe 10:36PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Kedar 10:37PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Pani...??...ka ?? 10:37PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: U mean 10:37PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar 10:38PM, 26 Mar - Kedarnath: Na re 10:38PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mag 10:38PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:38PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: Ashi apeksha navahti 10:38PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:39PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Ulta aaj kalel asa tari bolala..naitr kedar che short f orms 10:39PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: 10:39PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar cha vishay khol aahe 10:40PM, 26 Mar - Palak: Ani kedar chyaanat jhol ahe 10:40PM, 26 Mar - Palak: *chya manat 10:41PM, 26 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 10:41PM, 26 Mar - Palak: 10:43PM, 26 Mar - shriDhan: No comments pls ... 8:27AM, 27 Mar - Palak: Exam forms are out 8:30AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Dnt fill 8:30AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Fault ahe. 8:30AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Sub selection. 8:31AM, 27 Mar - shriDhan: 8:36AM, 27 Mar - Palak: Sub selection automatically hota kedar 8:36AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Zalyawr sang mala 8:37AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Chck ur final pdf

8:37AM, 27 Mar - Palak: Frnds ne bharle ahe 8:37AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Chck ur final pdf 8:38AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: I also filled tht 8:38AM, 27 Mar - Palak: Okis 8:38AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: Dhanyawada 8:39AM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: 10:13AM, 27 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: IQ LEVEL TEST asked @ INFOSYS A man wanted 2 enter a CLUB Every member knew the password, The man was hidden besides the wall & tried 2 listen the password. A member came, watchman said '12' Member replied 6, Watchman opened door. Another member came, watchman said '6' Member replied 3, Watchman opened door. Man thought he got d PASSWORD He went at door, Watchman said '8' Man replied 4, Watchman din't opened door. What was the PASSWORD ??? 11:04AM, 27 Mar - Nivan: Is d password 5? 11:57AM, 27 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Yes 11:57AM, 27 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Explain it bro 1:08PM, 27 Mar - Piyush Malha: ; ;

1:11PM, 27 Mar - : 3:09PM, 27 Mar - Nivan: @Ravi: u hv to count d no. of letters in the number 'Twelve' has '6' letters 'Six' has '3' letters n so d password for 'Eight' will b '5' 4:50PM, 27 Mar - : ..

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7:54PM, 27 Mar - Nischal: B2 ka uske pass hi hoga 8:08PM, 27 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Nischal 8:09PM, 27 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:17PM, 27 Mar - Kedarnath: For B2, 3g pls chck out yahoo id. It ws sent by PALL AVI n fr VoIP cntct to subject teacher. 8:30PM, 27 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Are B1 me koi nahi he kya 9:05PM, 27 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:31AM, 28 Mar - : Boy went to a girl's house to propose to her . He bought a lotus for her and was planning to kneel down before her with it. He rang the bell. The door was opened and it was the girl's mom standing in fron t of him. Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was.. "Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena.. Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar".. 12:55AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Hey friends. . Plz Check cls common mail id for the tvav observations n printouts. . .

12:59AM, 28 Mar - Nischal: 1:04AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Only for B1 batch.. Chk out tss exp no. 6 on voip In cls common mail id.. 2:21AM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:58AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Good Morning Friends. Hey friends. . Plz Check cls common mail id for the tvav observations n printouts for Wifi, Dtv, Dt h and Settop box, Pattern generator, PAS and VCD.. 7:59AM, 28 Mar - Shantanu: 8:23AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Friends GATE results are out.. 8:32AM, 28 Mar - Ruta: Wats ur result ? 8:32AM, 28 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Top maara usne...maharashtra topper 8:33AM, 28 Mar - Ruta: Kya baat hai 8:34AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Oye chup.. Kuch b Top tune mara h.. Apna result bta 8:35AM, 28 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Nai dekha...m still on da way... 8:35AM, 28 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Vivek se pucho... 8:38AM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:38AM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Adnaan. ..tss ka 3g ka de na 8:38AM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Voip ka pallavi ne kiya he mail 8:40AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: 8:40AM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:41AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Vivek b to on d way h.. 8:41AM, 28 Mar - Pal V: Uska nhi pta muze 8:42AM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ohooo......aajkal vivek ke bht updates mil rhe he kahi aur se... 6:44PM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 6:50PM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Party ka kya karne ka... 6:50PM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Estique k manager ka phone aya tha 6:50PM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Jaldi batao 8:38PM, 28 Mar - Kedarnath: Gd news: Pls tk print outs of datasheets for tvav in both side 4mat/ or manner. Pls tk only imp parts in datasheets. 8:43PM, 28 Mar - Shantanu: 8:48PM, 28 Mar - shriDhan: 10:09PM, 28 Mar - : ?

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. . . .. .... Please dont give vote for money. 10:19PM, 28 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/12179078/19420337 95/name/Amazing_Prediction__Know_Youself_%2Epps Try this, I bet it will put a smile on your face, It Tells you about yourself Try it. its just a ppt slides with. 4 questions... Try it ..u ll be in shock Go for it...you may get answers to rest of ur life 10:20PM, 28 Mar - : Its really gud.. 10:29PM, 28 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Daughter: What is Marriage?Mom: Marriage is ju st a fancy word for adopting an overgrown Male child who cannot be handled by hi s Parents anymore"... Changed version in market Son: What is Marriage? Father: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown Female child who se Expenses cannot be handled by her Parents anymore" 10:30PM, 28 Mar - : 5:20AM, 29 Mar - +91 94 05 472968 : 9:40AM, 29 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Hilarious: The European Commission has just ann ounced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the Europea n Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelli ng had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that w ould become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". Th is should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgra sful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" a nd "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst p las. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. ;) 2:29PM, 29 Mar - Pal V: B2 batch Chk common mail id for tss exp no 6 on voip.. 7:00PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: Kon kon plc le raha aur kon Automotive electronic le rah a hai..???? 7:00PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: Because some students hv decided to go for AE 7:03PM, 29 Mar - : 7:03PM, 29 Mar - : All d members hereby inform dat AE is easy den PlC n only it's drawback is it's vast syllabus.. Bt syllabus is quite relative... . For AE v want 25 students... So give ur vote... . N voting lines r only open till Monday morning... . Dis voting ll b beneficial for ur score... 7:04PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: 7:04PM, 29 Mar - : Kedar kela bechna band kar... Pehle vote kar... 7:05PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: AE dal kya hota hai wo mere ko bata bhai. 7:05PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: N around 16 students are ready for AE 7:06PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Etne din kya so rahe the kya. 7:06PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: 7:07PM, 29 Mar - : Kedar go wid d syllabus u can get idea abt ur selection... 7:08PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: Arre aaj he kuch students ne ye decision liya hai 7:08PM, 29 Mar - : Plzzz co operate.. Its serious.. Its last time.. Last selection ... Last chance to score... Last xam...

7:33PM, 29 Mar st min u wanna 7:34PM, 29 Mar 7:34PM, 29 Mar 7:34PM, 29 Mar 7:34PM, 29 Mar 7:35PM, 29 Mar 7:35PM, 29 Mar 7:36PM, 29 Mar 7:36PM, 29 Mar @ om 7:36PM, 29 Mar 7:37PM, 29 Mar den AE.. 7:37PM, 29 Mar 7:37PM, 29 Mar 7:37PM, 29 Mar 7:37PM, 29 Mar 7:37PM, 29 Mar 7:38PM, 29 Mar 7:38PM, 29 Mar 7:38PM, 29 Mar 7:38PM, 29 Mar 7:38PM, 29 Mar 7:39PM, 29 Mar 7:39PM, 29 Mar Let them speak 7:39PM, 29 Mar 7:40PM, 29 Mar 7:40PM, 29 Mar 7:40PM, 29 Mar 7:41PM, 29 Mar 7:41PM, 29 Mar 7:41PM, 29 Mar 7:41PM, 29 Mar 7:41PM, 29 Mar 7:42PM, 29 Mar 7:42PM, 29 Mar 7:42PM, 29 Mar 7:42PM, 29 Mar 7:42PM, 29 Mar ing PLC. 7:43PM, 29 Mar 7:43PM, 29 Mar 7:43PM, 29 Mar 7:44PM, 29 Mar 7:44PM, 29 Mar 7:44PM, 29 Mar 7:44PM, 29 Mar 7:44PM, 29 Mar 7:44PM, 29 Mar 7:45PM, 29 Mar 7:45PM, 29 Mar 7:45PM, 29 Mar 7:45PM, 29 Mar nge 7:45PM, 29 Mar 7:46PM, 29 Mar 7:46PM, 29 Mar 7:46PM, 29 Mar

- K P: .v ver tln frm 3 mnths bt no1 was ready to lstn...nd nw la chng u mad??? - Palak: - Adnaan Ahmed: - : Kapila tu plc hi le... - : Dis notice was nt for u.. - K P: Hmm.. - : Jst go through d complt book of plc... U ll b feeling headache - Palak: @ kapila @ om - Adnaan Ahmed: @ kapila - Pal V: Even one vote is imp for u om - : It's syllabus is less den AE bt it requires more time to study K P: Electn on K P: : AE is easy n scoring.... Palak: @om chup Adnaan Ahmed: Om chupppp... : Go to hellll Palak: Nahire mere ko phd karna hai Adnaan Ahmed: Nhi re meko Ph.D. karna h Adnaan Ahmed: Palak: : Kya lagaya chitya aur adnaan... Pal V: Are jo interested h Adnaan Ahmed: Chitya??? Palak: : Nhi palv ...discussion me kuch jokers b chahiye... : Chitya n adnaaan go on.. Pal V: Palak: My heart will go.. Adnaan Ahmed: My heart will go.. : Lagta aag palak bahot khush hai.. Adnaan Ahmed: Aag... Palak: Aag to raju ko lagi hai : Oo....ooooooooooo........ooooooo.... : Palak: Phd kar raha hai Kedarnath: @ om dude today there ws 30 forms submited by select : tune count kiiye... Palak: : Abhi 60 forms baki hai.. Palak: Om ko piun ki job mili hai kya Aanand Thengdi: Kedar andar ka aadmi he : Sry... 50 forms r remaining.. Palak: 60 forms baki hai Aanand Thengdi: Adnaan Ahmed: Placement @ 5 lacks... Kedarnath: 50 me se 30 nikal ke dikha Kedarnath: om : Are tp mat karo.. Apna decision do... Palak: Kedar ko challenge mat de om tuze ofc ke term ko nai mile Palak: Ofc ke term work : opssss... : Aisa kya..?? : Toh nhi chahiye mujhe...

7:46PM, 29 Mar - : 7:46PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Spelling mistk 7:46PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Om 7:47PM, 29 Mar - : Bas spelling mistake karna tujhe hi sikha... Kedar 7:48PM, 29 Mar - : Nivan k mutabik 16 students r r ready for AI... 7:48PM, 29 Mar - : Sry for AE... 7:48PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Dal yahape nahi pakegi om 7:48PM, 29 Mar - : 16+1.. 7:49PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: dnt try 7:49PM, 29 Mar - : Dal tujhe pakana hai... 7:49PM, 29 Mar - : Hame toh bas score ki padi hai.. 7:49PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Ahem ahem 7:49PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Hahahaha 7:49PM, 29 Mar - : Plc k liye time bahot kam hai.. 7:50PM, 29 Mar - : Soch k dekho.. 7:50PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: The ones interested for AE will have to inform the coll f irst 7:50PM, 29 Mar - : Frndz it's very serious matter.. 7:50PM, 29 Mar - : Bcos it is our last time.. 7:50PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Coz a list is sent from coll to PU 7:50PM, 29 Mar - : Last chance to score.. 7:51PM, 29 Mar - K P: Ruta leav ya...v r tln frm 3 mnths...dat tym evry1 was dea f...so u dnt wry chill 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: @ ruta 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Try ur luck 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: 7:51PM, 29 Mar - K P: Score padai karne so hoga 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: And om u know wat 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Matte sir ko samj aya na om .. 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Girls had circulated a list in the 3-4 th week 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Fir tu hi dekh le 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Of sem start 7:51PM, 29 Mar - : Yaa ruta.. Students interested for AE r coming on monday 7:51PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Boys made a joke of it 7:52PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: By writing mahabi trip on it 7:52PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: We tried a lot but no one supported 7:52PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: And yes kapila is right 7:52PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Score hoga if u study 7:53PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: 7:53PM, 29 Mar - : Study karne k liye time chahiye.. 7:53PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Ya rt 7:53PM, 29 Mar - : Ok fine.. 7:53PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Ur wish re 7:53PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Do Wat is right for u 7:53PM, 29 Mar - Kedarnath: Wo tere pass hota hai om? 7:53PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: 7:54PM, 29 Mar - : 7:54PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Om sirf hava udd mat..josh mai mat aa..u dnt kno..academ ic record pune university ko bhejna padta hai..last moment change karega..matte teri aisi legaa 7:55PM, 29 Mar - : Hamare class me unity kabhi thi hi nhi jo is aakhri waqt me hog i... 7:55PM, 29 Mar - : Chintya some students hav talk abt dis ... 7:55PM, 29 Mar - Shantanu: Are par Hume PLC lena hai .... Teri unity ke chakkar mai hum subject change kare kya???? 7:56PM, 29 Mar - : I m nt saying u to change d subjct.. 7:56PM, 29 Mar - K P: Yea rite...cz ds tym its too late...v cnt risk da last sem ...ul shld hav gvn a thot befr.... Nd ruta mahabi trip na...goa trip likha tha...om its too late...unity ka kuch na i...bt kuch hua toh who vl b respnsble...i hav a v gud xprnc of similar incdnts

so tlng u... 7:57PM, 29 Mar - : I was jst supporting d students who wanna AE.. 7:57PM, 29 Mar - Shantanu: Teri unity idhar mat dikha dusre topic pe dikha..... 7:57PM, 29 Mar - K P: Bt wer ull slpng till nw??? 7:57PM, 29 Mar - K P: Its too late...no1 wld risk their last sem 7:58PM, 29 Mar - : Thank u ... 7:58PM, 29 Mar - : All... 7:58PM, 29 Mar - K P: Ur rie...ae z easy...nd i guess ruta wld aso agree 7:58PM, 29 Mar - K P: Bt its to late 7:58PM, 29 Mar - Shantanu: Yaha to AE ka support tu a kar raha hai.... 7:58PM, 29 Mar - K P: Rest ur lyf ur wsh 8:00PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: Oho...iss matter ko kitna complicate kar diya hai 8:01PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: Around 16hv opted for AE 8:02PM, 29 Mar - Nivan: Even if 9 of dem get ready... U can still giv a last try 8:17PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Abe akal ke andhe...silent lover 8:18PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tu de AE ..coz colg me sirf plc k hi paper aane wale he exam k waqt 8:18PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Coz colg walo ne sem k starting me hi plc ki li st bheji he 8:19PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:19PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ab paka maat. ..mujhe Ph.D karni he... 8:20PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:23PM, 29 Mar - Palak: 8:23PM, 29 Mar - : Bhai topic kabka close ho chuka hai... 8:23PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Om muze vote dena hai. 8:26PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 8:26PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Girls ne paper circulate kiya tha... 8:27PM, 29 Mar - : Chntya jo karna hai kar... 8:27PM, 29 Mar - : Ab bor mat kar.. 8:27PM, 29 Mar - : Tu bas oooo........oooo... Karte baith... 8:27PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: But hume PLC chahiye tha 8:27PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Ph.D k liye 8:27PM, 29 Mar - : 8:28PM, 29 Mar - : my best luck to u.. 8:39PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Om muze AE lena hau..meri koi help kar sakta hai kya 8:42PM, 29 Mar - : Haan q nhi.... Conct palak and gutthi... 8:43PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe bhi 8:44PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Are wo joshi sir ke sath PhD kar rahe hai 8:45PM, 29 Mar - : Palak.vcf (file attached) 8:45PM, 29 Mar - : Conct palak... 8:46PM, 29 Mar - Palak: Raju 10:16PM, 29 Mar - Ruta: Yes AE is very easy but its too late now 10:25PM, 29 Mar - K P: 10:35PM, 29 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Abhi bhi yehi topic chal rha he kya 11:10AM, 30 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Best answer ever "Wife ask - why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side? "Husband reply - According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on rig ht side and expenses are in left side"..... Happy march ending. 11:11AM, 30 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Intrviewer: congrats, you are selected. Ur 1st yr salary is 60,000 &next yr it will be 1 lakh. sardar: thnkuu. I'll join next year.. 11:13AM, 30 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 me main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi" . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu: "Darr to aapke pehle ki movies me bhi lagta tha.. kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen" 3:17PM, 30 Mar - : Museb joined 5:54PM, 30 Mar - : Firdaus joined 5:56PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Admin ye naye members kon he grup me 5:57PM, 30 Mar - Pal V: Museb Firdaus 5:57PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 5:57PM, 30 Mar - Pal V: Welcome 5:58PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Welcome 6:00PM, 30 Mar - Nischal: Firdaus 6:07PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kya hua nischal 6:07PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: 7:32PM, 30 Mar - Firdaus: Karela baba ko pranaam 7:33PM, 30 Mar - Nischal: 7:34PM, 30 Mar - Nischal: Oops oops ko pranaam 10:24PM, 30 Mar - Ruta: <Media omitted> 10:55PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kal colg he kya? ? 10:56PM, 30 Mar - Firdaus: Nope 10:56PM, 30 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Kk thanks 7:25AM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Gudi padwyachya v navin varshachya hardik shubh echha 7:26AM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon 7:27AM, 31 Mar - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to Happy New year 7:28AM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: , , , ! ! 7:30AM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 7:32AM, 31 Mar - Aanand Thengdi: ! 7:42AM, 31 Mar - RAHUL KARPE: , . . , " " . " " ! " , , , . ! 8:44AM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:45AM, 31 Mar - Piyush Malha: , .

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Tumhi va Tumchya Sah Kutumbiyans "mangalmayy" aani "manahpurvak" SHUBHECHCHHA.! ' 9:16AM, 31 9:17AM, 31 9:18AM, 31 9:30AM, 31 . /)) . / (( . /sk? ' : 9:30AM, 31 9:37AM, 31 Mar Mar Mar Mar ' Ruta: <Media omitted> Piyush Malha: Same too u Piyush Malha: Guys Nivan: . HAPPY GUDI PADWA Mar - Aaditya Pawar: <Media omitted> Mar - Kedarnath: ,

11:06AM, 31 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: 5 NICE * LITTLESTORIES *

-----------------:-:-:-:-:----------------{ 1 } ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH ---------:-:-:--------i { 2 } WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. That's TRUST ---------:-:-:--------{ 3 } EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up. That's HOPE ---------:-:-:--------{ 4 } WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. That's CONFIDENCE ---------:-:-:--------{ 5 } WE See the world suffering. But still we get Married. That's Over CONFIDENCE 11:56AM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 1:29PM, 31 Mar - Adnaan Ahmed: Students who have qualified for GATE 2014 please send a screenshot of your scorecard to either of the email ids: pravin.matte@raisoni.net ppc8051@gmail.com 2:26PM, 31 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala:

3:58PM, 31 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Compulsory to all students As per the telephon ic conversation with Prof. Kavita Joshi Madam, she told me to convey the message to all students, the message is we all have to present our hardware, software & PPT in front of Kavita Madam on *2/4/2014 (Wednesday).* She also want an update about the status of our project before the given date. So kindly send me your project status so that I can forward is to Kavita Madam as soon as possible on my mail-id. My mail id- 177rahul@gmail.com 4:00PM, 31 Mar - Nischal: Kya mail karna hai? 4:01PM, 31 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Whats ur project status . 4:01PM, 31 Mar - Nischal: Project status : not yet started. 4:01PM, 31 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: You have to present hardware, software and ppt so what all is completed . 4:02PM, 31 Mar - Rahul Kathuriya: Just inbox me what ever ur group status is . 4:02PM, 31 Mar - Nischal: ok 6:50PM, 31 Mar - Nischal: <Media omitted> 9:33PM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:26PM, 31 Mar - Ravi Jerrywala: When you are unhappy, you come in touch with y our own boundaries. Turn the whole situation into a prayer & you will walk throu gh it Good Night 10:27PM, 31 Mar - shriDhan: Tomorrow uniform pehena hai kya ?? 10:28PM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj Monday he 10:28PM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Tomorrow ko kis baat ka uniform 10:29PM, 31 Mar - Dinesh Manjare: Committee 2 se aa rhi he 10:29PM, 31 Mar - shriDhan: Nahi ...wo NAAC committee ka 10:29PM, 31 Mar - shriDhan: Ohhkkk 10:29PM, 31 Mar - shriDhan: 10:30PM, 31 Mar - Kedarnath: 2,3,4. 10:30PM, 31 Mar - Kedarnath: Only. 10:31PM, 31 Mar - shriDhan: So kal college nhi hai ?? 10:52PM, 31 Mar - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 11:05PM, 31 Mar - : April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing no w. It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool in advance! 11:22PM, 31 Mar - +91 94 05 472968 : 11:22PM, 31 Mar - : Prasanth G left 7:27AM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 7:28AM, 1 Apr - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE-E&TC14 8:05AM, 1 Apr - Firdaus: 8:52AM, 1 Apr - Firdaus: <Media omitted> 10:39AM, 1 Apr - Firdaus: Kya aapko pata hai Duniya ka sabse pehla aeroplane kahan uda tha . . . . .

. . . . . . Jaaniye iss chhotey se break ke baad..... . . . Surf exel - daag achhey hain . . . . Rupa front line - raho sabse aagey . . . . . Garnier - take care . . . . . Asli masaale sach! sach! - MDH, MDH . . . . . . . Hum mein hai hero - Hero moto corp. . . . PARLE-G G- MANE GINEOUS . . . . Laila ko karna tha impress Toh majnu ne khayi minto Fresh. . . . . Hi handsome Hi handsome Hi handsome fair and handsome cream for men .

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. " Comedy night with kapil sharma " dekhie sat - at 10. 00pm to 11.00pm sirf colours pay . . . . Rahiye na bekhabar dekhiye fir khaas khabar . Aaj Tak . . . . . Welcome Back -- my show . . Duniyaka ka sabse pehla aeroplane "Hawa" mein uda tha..... HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY 11:10AM, 1 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: "If u love someone, 'show it', It's better than 'telling it', If u hate someone 'tell it', It's better than 'showing it'.. Good morning. . 1:24PM, 1 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day? Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!? 2:57PM, 3:00PM, 3:00PM, 3:04PM, 5:28PM, 6:52PM, 6:54PM, 7:06PM, 7:12PM, 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Kedarnath: <Media omitted> Kedarnath: <Media omitted> Kedarnath: Pattern Generator. Ravi Jerrywala: Changed the group icon Dinesh Manjare: Changed the group icon Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: My favourite RAHUL KARPE: <Media omitted> Shantanu: Ye to Vaibhav ki steps hai .....

7:55PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 7:57PM, 1 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: This is bittu wala dance Only 7:57PM, 1 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: 8:05PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: <Media omitted> 9:00PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:23PM, 1 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Relations cannot be bond with conditions, They are maintained by faith and hope. So don't make ur life as a deal, But live with a great feel..! Good night 10:24PM, 1 Apr - Firdaus: Bus bhai Ravi ...tu bht emotional kr deta hai yaar 10:37PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare:

11:39PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Kal uniform pehen ke ana hai kya 11:40PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: Haan shayad 11:40PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: Rahul ask ...someone else 11:44PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: U noe what I mean 11:45PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: Rahul 11:45PM, 1 Apr - Ruta: Who 11:45PM, 1 Apr - Ruta: ? 11:46PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: 11:48PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Chup Maine kuch nhi pucha 11:49PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: 11:49PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: 11:49PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: Juth mat bol ,number chahiye na tujhe? 11:50PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Nhi re 11:51PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Fandry 11:51PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: Abhi mene kuch nahi bola rahul 11:52PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: 11:52PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: Bol de na fir 11:52PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Lage raho 11:52PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Bande he hum uskeee 11:52PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: Rahul se dar rahi ho kya? 11:52PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 11:53PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: Friend hai wo mera ...not afraid 11:53PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tujhya pirticha vinchu mala chavla 11:53PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: 11:54PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: 11:54PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: GN 11:54PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 11:54PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: Karpe hawaaaaa 11:55PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nischal ne mujhe ek image bheji he. ..group pe dalu kya 11:56PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: 11:56PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: Daal na 11:56PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Dekh dal de fir mere pas bhi hai ek teri photo 11:57PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: Dhamki?????? 11:57PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: 11:58PM, 1 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: Screen shot h........ 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: Dinesh 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nischal ne bola 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Maine nshi 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Shantanu: 11:58PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi 11:59PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Dekh rahul 11:59PM, 1 Apr - shriDhan: Q bichare ko target kar rahe ho 11:59PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nischal ne mujhe teri kasam di 11:59PM, 1 Apr - Nischal: Kasam lol 11:59PM, 1 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Phir mujhe dalna hi pada grup pe 12:00AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab koi mujhe dost ki kasam de...to me kya karta 12:00AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tu dil pe maat le 12:01AM, 2 Apr - Nischal: Ab kuch hoga 12:01AM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Fandry 12:02AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ye sab shuruat dhanashree ne ki.. 12:02AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab shaant baithi hr 12:02AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: He 12:02AM, 2 Apr - Nischal: Haan 12:02AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tu usko bol abhi 9:20AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 10:28AM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Kavita Joshi ne 11:30 ko sabko bulaya hai kuch projec

t ke bare mai batane vali hai. 10:55AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:12AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:13AM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:13AM, 2 Apr - Ruta: 1:03PM, 2 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: , , . , , 1:16PM, 2 Apr - : Prasanth G joined 1:17PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Do we have to show hardware tomo ? 1:18PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Tomo

1:19PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Are kisika complete nahi hua ab tak 1:20PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Is ur group getting the hardware ? 1:27PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mera hua he complete 1:27PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Hardware bhi 2:45PM, 2 Apr - Jerry Sulin: Kavita mam has cald everyone in project lab....at 3 :15 to discuss regardin project 2:48PM, 2 Apr - Jerry Sulin: Those who r present in d college do come 5:55PM, 2 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : Kedar Anish n Pallavi plz contact pooja mam 2row at 9:30 am along with your complete ofc journal 6:42PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: Correction-Kedar Anish Vivek n me contact pooja deshmukh mam 2row at 9:00 am along with your complete ofc journal To represent the journals in front of naac committee. . 7:07PM, 2 Apr - Firdaus: Kal oral hone wala hai ofc ka? 8:16PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: @pallvi n saurabh - who tells u? 8:19PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: @kedar-Pooja deshmukh mam 8:20PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Correction n addition to ofc file exp 4 pls add the r eading n graph. 8:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Send kar mala 8:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Personal id war 8:21PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: Send kr 8:21PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: Mam ne kaha h ki correction krk Kal file lani h 8:22PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: Whr r u kedar.. U r sending us na reading n graph 8:23PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Ok 8:23PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: 8:31PM, 2 Apr - Anish Polke: Kedar lavksar send kar readings of ofc detector 8:32PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kal colg aana compulsory he kya 8:39PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Pls mk correction in readings for exp 3. 8:40PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Dinesh jyoti la vichar 8:41PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 8:41PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Thamb vicharto 8:41PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pan tu ka evdha radtoy 8:42PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: @ rahulya. ..pratishodh ki aag ..aadmi ko jala d eti he 8:42PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Acc. To abv reading pls plot graph of I-V char. 8:42PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 8:43PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Graph pan pathav 8:43PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Kadh re. 8:44PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kai kedar .. 8:44PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pathav ki 8:44PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pic kadhayla paise padtat ka 8:45PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: No i hv order hv frm mam tht , pls do nt circulate gr aph thts y im nt sending.

8:46PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Tu kadhi pasun mam che ikayla lagla 8:46PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: 8:46PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. ..aaj tu kya he pata chala.....tu mam ke kehne par apne dost ko na keh rha he 8:47PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 8:47PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Sending wt 8:47PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Hich ka tujhi dosti 8:47PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Kedar han 5chi aani kar upload 8:48PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Han 5chi? 8:48PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 8:48PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 8:48PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 8:50PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Fandry la bagh 5 chi Kay aahe te kalel..... Aata fandry kon te vicharu nakos 8:50PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: 8:53PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: ? 8:54PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 8:57PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Are baksh do abhi rahul ko 8:57PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Wo rone laga he 8:59PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Rahul che naav koni ghetle? 9:00PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tuch tar fandry mhanala atta 9:18PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: <Media omitted> 9:19PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:19PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Bola jyoti chya navan 9:19PM, 2 Apr - Palak: 9:19PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:19PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: 9:19PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Changbhala 9:19PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 9:20PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Dinya kar re he........ 9:20PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:20PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ata nischal ni pathavleli image...without crop t akto grup war 9:20PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Taku ka 9:20PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Ka ata raag ala ka dinesh jyoti 9:20PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sirname pan samjel 9:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mala nai raag aala 9:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tu atta uchkavtou 9:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mala savay jhali 9:22PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Tu pan tech karat hota kal uchkavat hota 9:22PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kay karu jabya...sang na 9:22PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Without crop image taku ka 9:24PM, 2 Apr - Nischal: Shant raha mitrano 9:24PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab without crop wali image dalni pqdegi 9:26PM, 2 Apr - Nischal: Aaj phatega lagta hai 9:26PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Rahul, nischal, adnaan, chintu and shantanu...ek baat kehni thi 9:26PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Bol bhai 9:26PM, 2 Apr - Nischal: Kya? 9:26PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj Vahiniiiiii bht jor se hasne lagi 9:26PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Chakkar kya he 9:27PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:27PM, 2 Apr - Nischal: 9:27PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Bol na bhai... 9:27PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Are chakkar kuch aur hi he 9:28PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Sale har baar tu udata hai sabki to aaj tuze chidane ka chance kyo chode vo........ 9:28PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu:

9:28PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Haan 9:28PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 9:28PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ye baat bhi sahi he 9:28PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:28PM, 2 Apr - Nischal: Kiski baat ho rahi hai? 9:28PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Vahini ki 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Han dinesh 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Tere bat mai dam hai 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: But achanak jo grup pe padhai ke siva kuch bhi n ahi post kar rhi thi...wo aaj hasne lagi 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:29PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Nischal ruk teri bhi hogi 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Gap re fandry 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Rahulya 9:29PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:30PM, 2 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Radu nko jau de 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Ab aisa mauqa kbi kbi milta hai dinesh... 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Jambuwantrao -jabya-rahulya 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Jamla 9:30PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Hahahahahah.....Dinesh Kay aahe 9:30PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Palak: This was nt for u swtheart 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Adnaan 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Adnaan u kno wht I mean 9:30PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Chintu...gela tu atta 9:31PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:31PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: But phir bhi 9:31PM, 2 Apr - Palak: 9:31PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Who is swthrt 9:31PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Chintu. ..swthrt 9:31PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:31PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ata navin suru jhal 9:32PM, 2 Apr - Palak: 9:33PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree. ..ata tu 9:35PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: @chintu...it ws for silent lover not for you sweet heart 9:35PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Hahaha 9:36PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sweetheart kya he..mujhe batao 9:36PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mere whatsapp pe 9:36PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Silent lover pune university gaya hai AE ke liye 9:38PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: NAAC ko complain krega woh... 9:38PM, 2 Apr - Palak: 9:40PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: 9:40PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Sweetheart kaun hai ? 9:41PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: Uske 25 students hue kya AE ke liye? 9:42PM, 2 Apr - Rahul Kathuriya: Wo akela lega 1 man army 9:43PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:43PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:43PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Akela lega...!! 9:43PM, 2 Apr - Palak: 9:45PM, 2 Apr - : Dosto mera koi ye intension nhi tha ki mujhe sirf AE hi chahiye tha... Mujhe koi b chalta hai... Mai sirf kuch log jinhe AE lene ka interest tha sirf unhi k liye baat kar raha t ha... Aur lagta tumne mere previous msg thik se nhi padhe the... So ek baar phir se ek baar padh lo... 9:44PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: @Rahul: read it again..

9:44PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:44PM, 2 Apr - Shantanu: 9:45PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: 9:45PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Everyones drunk today 9:46PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: * looks like 9:46PM, 2 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: cheers to u 2 ruta 9:47PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: cheers with some chakna 9:48PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Ladies n gentleman plz welcome most awaited people 9:50PM, 2 Apr - : Abhishek Pandey joined 9:50PM, 2 Apr - : +91 77 98 179164 joined 9:50PM, 2 Apr - : +91 90 28 408827 joined 9:49PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ye kon he naye log 9:49PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Guess it 9:49PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Hmmm kon hai 9:50PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: 9:50PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: Are kon h ye log 9:50PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab sabhi grup pe active ho gaye he to party k ba re me discuss karo 9:50PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:51PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Dinner somewhere 9:51PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sab logo ko active karne k liye ye plan tha huma ra 9:51PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:51PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Dinner to thik hr 9:51PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: H 9:52PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: But me dj party ki baat kar rha hu...Estique or Mapple me 9:52PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Wo sab baad me 9:52PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Mapple 9:52PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: First new members batao 9:53PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: New members inactive q hai 9:54PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Are abhishk pandey n anny baksi 9:54PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:54PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nd 3rd 9:54PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Member 9:54PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: 9:55PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Shibani ka 9:55PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: 9:55PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: 9:55PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Yes...hou dya kharch 9:55PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Adya saurya 9:55PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: ??? 9:56PM, 2 Apr - Palak: Nai once again anny 9:56PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:57PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 2- 2 no. 9:57PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Hawa kar rha he annay 9:57PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: VIMANNAGAR gaya kya 9:57PM, 2 Apr - Palak: 9:57PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ye last line chintu ne send ki 9:58PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aur annay usne teri kasam di mujhe 9:58PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: So mujhe grup pe dalna pada 9:58PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Sab log kidhar gaye 9:58PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:58PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Party ka naam sunte hi gayab 9:59PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: 9:59PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: But party free he ... 9:59PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Toh topic change karo 9:59PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ha..toh hum viman nagar pe the 9:59PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:00PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Annay..ye chintu kuch bhi bolta he

10:02PM, 2 Apr - : +91 77 98 179164 left 10:08PM, 2 Apr - : +91 90 28 408827 left 10:21PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: ..

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10:23PM, 2 Apr - K P: 10:24PM, 2 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : 10:26PM, 2 Apr - shriDhan: Dinesh senti ka zalas ?? 10:27PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:52PM, 2 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:28PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: Abhi Chup chap soo jao sab. 11:29PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: 234 messages koi bhi grop ma nahi aate just 1 hou r ma 11:29PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Really it ws 11:29PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: 11:29PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: Chup 11:30PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: Soo ja abhi 11:30PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Party ka reply de 11:30PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Piyush 11:30PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Only then 11:31PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: And wat abt industrial visit ?? 11:31PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: Mane koi message nahi read kiya 11:31PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: Tum log kya baat kar rahe ho 11:31PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: I didn't know 11:31PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Nxt week by ganesh kadam siq 11:31PM, 2 Apr - Kedarnath: Sir 11:32PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: No comments 11:32PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Ok 11:32PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Kal aara Kya coll ? 11:34PM, 2 Apr - Ruta: Piyush ? 11:34PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ha 11:35PM, 2 Apr - Pal V: Gn all.. So jao ab... 11:35PM, 2 Apr - Piyush Malha: 8:25AM, 3 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: The battle of life is never won by the one who's most talented, but by the one who does not loose his grip over the sword..till the last breath. . Gud Morng...! Have a complete day Tc Jay Jinendra. 10:10AM, 3 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 10:10AM, 3 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:46AM, 3 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 12:19PM, 3 Apr - : Dear frndzz of B2 batch, Matte sir has told to come in OFC lab. .. 1:27PM, 3 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 5:49PM, 3 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Bahut hogai flirting.. . . . . . Abb karenge sacha pyaar

. . . . . Q ki abki baar modi sarkar 5:50PM, 3 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sorry friends galti se ye grup pe post kiya 5:56PM, 3 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: 6:45PM, 3 Apr - Prasanth G: <Media omitted> 6:48PM, 3 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 7:15PM, 3 Apr - shriDhan: Woww 11:22PM, 3 Apr - Ruta: Guyzz read this. Worth reading- A group of friends visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned to complaints about 'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life. Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different k inds of cups (Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Som e Expensive Ones. When all of them had a Cup in Hand, the professor said:"If U noticedall the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up, leavng-behind the ordinary ones. Everyone of U wanted The Best CUPS, & that is the source of Ur STRESS & TENSION. What U really wanted was "Coffee", not the "Cup", But U still went for the Best Cup. If Life is Coffee, Then Jobs, Money, Status & Love etc are the Cups. They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life. Pls Don't Let the CUPS Drive U. Enjoy the COFFEE..

11:24PM, 3 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : 11:24PM, 3 Apr - Kedarnath: 11:25PM, 3 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Old story but nice one 11:25PM, 3 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: A failure is like fertilizer--it stinks to be s ure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. Good Night 11:00AM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: TVAV INDEX. 11:02AM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 11:17AM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: TVAV DATES 11:20AM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: <Media omitted> 11:20AM, 4 Apr - shriDhan: Wrong index 11:20AM, 4 Apr - shriDhan: Sir will display new 11:21AM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: By ganesh sir 11:25AM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:26AM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tum dono Decide karo fir batao 11:50AM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: OFC CERTIFICATE SIGNING DATE: -07th April 2014 11:51AM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:51AM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Oral he kya 12:26PM, 4 Apr - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 12:26PM, 4 Apr - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 2:37PM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Bar D 2:51PM, 4 Apr - Nischal: Teacher: Your son has failed See his report. Eng-20 Math-15 Hindi-18 Phy-13 Chem-15 SSt. - 17 Total-98 Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai ! SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai. Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de..... SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai? BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai. Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . .

. . MISS CALL.. 2:59PM, 4 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : 3:35PM, 4 Apr - Firdaus: Kal college khula hai kya... ??? 3:45PM, 4 Apr - Palak: Pata nai 4:14PM, 4 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Against Sonia Gandhi there is no AAP candidate Against the hero of 2G scandal no AAP candidate Against the son of our great finance minister P Chidambaram - no AAP candidate Against Mr Salman Khursid who ate d money of poor handicapped ppl - no AAP candi date Against Adarsh scam legend Ashok Chavan - no AAP candidate Against Owais Siddique who is popular for his hatred speech against Hindus - no AAP candidate Now u should judge whether Mr Kejriwal n his AAP grp is fighting against corrupt ion n anti national elements or working agents of Congress to divide votes of BJ P.. Jaago... Still its not too late.. 5:10PM, 4 Apr - Firdaus: 6 Sawal 6 Challenges : 1. Kis Shakhs Ka Birthday Har Saal Nahi Aata? 2. Dhoop Me Kya Chiz Nahi Sukh Sakti? 3. Kon Sa fal Mitha Hone Ke Bawjud bikta Nahi? 4. Konsi Chiz Hai JisKa Naam Lo to Wo Tut Jati Hai? 5. Woh Kaun Hai Jo Bagair Pair Ke Bhagta Hai or laut Kar Nahi Aata? 6. Kon si Machli Samandar mei Nahi Tair Sakti?

Answer these GK Questions if u r a Genius....! IT'S CHALENG FOR U..... Reply in 24 hours You can send this sms to your all friends Your time start now. .. Dimag Lagao.. Gyan Badhao... 7:34PM, 4 Apr - K P: 1.ppl born on 29th feb 2.cotton 5.time 7:36PM, 4 Apr - Prasanth G: <Media omitted> 7:55PM, 4 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 7:55PM, 4 Apr - Firdaus: 3 success 8:19PM, 4 Apr - Nivan: 2. Sweat 6. Selfish, dead fish 9:33PM, 4 Apr - Firdaus: 1-29 feb wale bande 2- ankhen

3- sabr ka fal 4- khamoshi 5- wakt 6-dead fish 10:09PM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: !! MAHAGANPATI NAMAHA !! I cordially invite you on the occasion of my sister's marriage !!! ARCHANA MANJARE and BHASKAR THORAVE PATIL Date: 6 APRIL 2014. Time: 6.44 PM Venue: NANASHREE LAWNS, ALANDI-MARKAL ROAD, ALANDI.PUNE

Please Consider this as a Personal Invitation and Kindly grace the occasion with your presence & blessings to share the Memorable Moment. Warm regards, Dinesh Manjare & 10:10PM, 4 Apr 10:10PM, 4 Apr 10:10PM, 4 Apr 10:10PM, 4 Apr 10:11PM, 4 Apr 10:11PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:12PM, 4 Apr 10:13PM, 4 Apr 10:13PM, 4 Apr 10:13PM, 4 Apr presentation 10:13PM, 4 Apr 10:13PM, 4 Apr 10:13PM, 4 Apr 10:13PM, 4 Apr 10:14PM, 4 Apr 10:14PM, 4 Apr 10:14PM, 4 Apr 10:14PM, 4 Apr 10:14PM, 4 Apr a 10:14PM, 4 Apr 10:15PM, 4 Apr 10:15PM, 4 Apr 10:15PM, 4 Apr Tu hee kar sakta Family Ruta: Kedarnath: Pal V: Piyush Malha: Nischal: Firdaus: Aaditya Pawar: Whn is our projct presentation ? Dinesh Manjare: 7th Firdaus: Aj raat KO 12 baje Firdaus: Firdaus: Sry lame one shriDhan: Guys Firdaus: Don't know really shriDhan: Monday ko presentation nahi dete Firdaus: Y shriDhan: Bolenge pehale industrial visit nikalo den will give Aaditya Pawar: Ruta: Nischal: Lol Ruta: Best hai Pal V: ek no Firdaus: Kedarnath: Hahaha shriDhan: Every time we r ready with presentation Rahul Kathuriya: Zaid ne application de hai dekh te hai kya hog shriDhan: But industrial visit is important Firdaus: Hopes r for the best Nischal: Piyush Malha: Kedar bhai ha ye industrial visit

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Dinesh Manjare: Kya application diya he shriDhan: Pal V: Ya ek b nhi hua pure 4 saal me shriDhan: @ piyush shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Me to bolta hu...firse trip nikalenge Rahul Kathuriya: Industrial visit ke leye hod ko application de Dinesh Manjare: With teachers shriDhan: At least college ko kuch karne de Dinesh Manjare: Hmm Kedarnath: Ok karwata mere sath 10 jan chalo Kedarnath: matte sir ke pass. Nischal: Tu akela 10 k barabar hai Rahul Kathuriya: Coll kuch nahi karne wala apne ko hi karna pad Piyush Malha: Nischal Dinesh Manjare: At least college ko kuch karne de Kedarnath: Clg is ready re Dinesh Manjare: Rahul Kathuriya: They r nt even bothered shriDhan: @ reddy's shriDhan: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Nischal: Unity dikhao , sab kuch hoga Dinesh Manjare: Hawa Dinesh Manjare: Nischal bhai aage badho.... Dinesh Manjare: Rahulya. ..dagadu Kuthay aapla Kedarnath: Pudhacha mhan, ham tumhare sath hai Nischal: Dinesh isliye abki bar modi sarkar Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: K P: Shantanu: Dagdu nahi aala reddy's la Dinesh Manjare: Dinesh Manjare: Ab ki baar.......

Bohot gharmi hai yaar 10:58PM, 4 Apr - Shantanu: 11:03PM, 4 Apr - Aaditya Pawar: Watit chiwda....modinna nivda Akkhhya bharatacha mood ahe, modikaka dude ahe... 11:10PM, 4 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : 11:10PM, 4 Apr - Palak: gud nite 11:12PM, 4 Apr - shriDhan: 11:13PM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kaay Aaj Jevnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj zopnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj uthnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj gavala janar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj kharch honar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj Nachnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj upas karnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj chidnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj Hasnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar Kaay Aaj Radnar Ab ki bar Modi Sarkar 11:13PM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:13PM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: Modinchi ukhane ghyayachi spardha chaluye ka? 11:13PM, 4 Apr - Kedarnath: 11:15PM, 4 Apr - Nischal: Matte gu me girega baar baar... Abki bar modi sarkar 11:15PM, 4 Apr - Ruta: 11:16PM, 4 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : 11:16PM, 4 Apr - Palak: 11:21PM, 4 Apr - Piyush Malha: <Media omitted> 11:24PM, 4 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 11:29PM, 4 Apr - +91 94 05 472968 : 11:35PM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 11:37PM, 4 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 9:34AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: If Raavan still exists in Sri Lanka, instead of Sita he wud have made plans to kidnap Anushka Sharma before the finals...!! 9:35AM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:36AM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 9:42AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Hey if we all can come for autograph then it wou

ld be good na 9:42AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: We all will sign on t-shirt of each other 9:42AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: In college 9:43AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: What u all say?? 9:43AM, 5 Apr - Shantanu: 9:43AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 9:50AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tuesday 9:50AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ya phir Wednesday 9:51AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Bhai log day decide karo 9:54AM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 9:55AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Tu hi decide kar 10:08AM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:10AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Monday to project seminar hoga...... 10:11AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: So..Tuesday ya phir Wednesday 10:20AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Tuesday krte h 10:21AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Tuesday 10:21AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:22AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:22AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Wear ur old whit tshirt or shirt 10:22AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kya hua dhanashree 10:22AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: *white 10:25AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Seminar dena hi hai kya 10:25AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi 10:25AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: IV ko jayenge 10:27AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Mam ne kuch fix bola nhi h seminar k liye Agr koi na de to 10:27AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: I don't have white shirt 10:28AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Nhi dete fir sab ko bol do 10:28AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Haan koi mat do 10:28AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: T shirt hai na dhanno 10:28AM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Then wear it 10:28AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Hardware dikhana hai nt seminr 10:29AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: K 10:29AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kisne bola hardware k liye 10:29AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Seminar ahe 10:30AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Nhi denge baad me denge 10:30AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Me dene wala hu seminar 10:30AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Seminr last time hi ho gaya tha..ask to senior hardware dikhana hita hai 10:30AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Ajun kiti badme 10:30AM, 5 Apr - Palak: *hota 10:31AM, 5 Apr - Rahul Kathuriya: Sm 1 is saying hardware sm 1 is saying present ation akhir karna kya hai???? 10:31AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Bas sona hai 10:32AM, 5 Apr - Rahul Kathuriya: 10:32AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Rahul tu mam ka khabri hai tu mam ko puch. 10:32AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Mam ka koi notice nhi aya abi tk To kuch b nhi dena h Sab absent rahenge Monday 10:32AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Monday ko ofc ka submtn hai na 10:33AM, 5 Apr - Rahul Kathuriya: Kedar subha subha pee ke baitha hai kya??? Wo kaam tera hai 10:33AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kedar sincere banne ki jarurt nhi h 10:33AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Submission bhi nahi karte 10:33AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Kedar 10:33AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ofc ka krk gayab 10:34AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Guys farewell bhi nahi mila abhi tak 10:34AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aaj kal grup me kuch log jada active hue he...k ya bolta he chintu 10:34AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Monday ko file check karenge sirf

10:34AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Han na dinesh 10:34AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: @Dinesh ??? 10:34AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Rahul karpe aage badho 10:34AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kon hai wo log 10:34AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: 10:34AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Monday ko matte ke pas jate..IV ke liye 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Wo bolega pehle seminar do 10:35AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Ha....to cancel na seminar 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Dinesh, chintu, rahul, kedar, dhanno h wo lof 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: *log 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: @..dhanashree..ab samjh gaya na 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Chor ke dadhi mai tinka 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: 10:35AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Bolte h seminar baad me dete h 10:35AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Hhaha...me to pehelese active hu 10:36AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Dinesh aur mai passive hai 10:36AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:36AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: chintya 10:36AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Passive 10:36AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Are sunne me aya h ki ofc ka assignment likhna h Uske bina no submissions 10:36AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: @ rahul- are madhyapani leka kon notice takata ki ma la mail karun register kara n all, me asa load ghet nahi. 10:37AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pallavi assignment complete karke mujhe de...pl zzz 10:37AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kedar plz no marathi Nhi samazta muze 10:37AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Kedar ko bolne do ,uska kuch aur hi chalu hai 10:37AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Are mam se pucho na koi Fix karo pehle 10:38AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Muze b tension aa rha likhne ko 10:38AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:38AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Madhyapani leka 10:38AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Suraj ne sunita mam ko call kiya ki monday ko nhi hai seminar 10:38AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Chintu meaning samajla?? 10:38AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ha...me puchta...but tera complte hone ke baad mujhe de... 10:38AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Nai 10:39AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Me 2 time vachla tari nai 10:39AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:39AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Same here 10:39AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Suraj yeda aah ka 10:39AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Suraj ko call kar ke puch lo 10:39AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Are kitne bar seminr dia hai..hardware status dikhana ho ta hai 10:40AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Seminar bore ho gaya abhi 10:40AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aa bail mujhe maar....aisi halat ki he...suraj ne 10:40AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Me dene wala hu seminar 10:40AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: 10:40AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Agar bola to 10:40AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kya dinesgh 10:41AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Dinesgh 10:41AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab mallah...phir se gussa hoga itte msg dekh k 10:42AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Apabransh dinesh chya nawacha 10:42AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:42AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Apabransh 10:42AM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: Apabransh

10:42AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Kedar marathi koching classes 10:43AM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: With free hindi 10:43AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: apaBRAnsh dinesh chya? matlab? 10:43AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:43AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aamchya yethe ..marathi bhasha shikavli jael 10:43AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Ata amcha matibransh vhycha 10:43AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:44AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Nishal 10:44AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: 10:44AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ye kuch words capital me kyu likhe 10:44AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nishcal 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: *nischal 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: matibransh konacha tari 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Neend me hu re , type galti se ho raha 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Lol 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ha.kya....sachhi 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Palak: 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Omg 10:45AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Yaar Marathi me converse mat kro Kuch b nhi samaz ata 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: To sikh le 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: Ask kedar he I'll explain u 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Gab pallavi ko hindi bhi marathi lag rhi he 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aab 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Lol anand 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Itte der se hindi hi chal rha he 10:46AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Kahi kay 10:47AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. ..chuka dhyan. ..gayi jaan 10:47AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Maine jo word bola wo hindi ahe 10:47AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Hai 10:47AM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: Kuki is baar kedar hi kedar 10:48AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Jo word bola wo hindi ahe 10:48AM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: Ahe 10:48AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: E=i n 2 char m'plce 10:48AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Pallavi mat padh ye sab tu hindi bhul jayegi 10:48AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Abki baar fakt kedar !!!! 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Uthala ka nischal 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: ? 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Uthala uthla 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ja bagh 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Kai uthala 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Palak: 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Arrre 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:49AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Haan uthala ghe aata 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Band ho jao please. Chup hojao. Chup hojao. Ek topic p itni baat. Aj tak hamne Jo program socha wo hua ha. Sab programs fail. To yeh bhi fail hee samjo 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Iss baar modi sarkar 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kitte msg hue Piyush 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Total kar 10:50AM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: @ piyush- barabar hai bhai. 10:51AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Piyush chicken bana raha hai kya? 10:51AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ha

Aaja 10:51AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Nahi re 10:51AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Navratri chal rahi ha 10:51AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Kya tu bhi 10:52AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: To tu mat kha 10:52AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Sorry 10:52AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Aur kaisa hai tu? 10:53AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: 10:53AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. .ja Piyush ko utha 10:54AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Bus thk hu 10:54AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: N tu 10:54AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Ekdum mast 10:54AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Or baata kya chal raha ha 10:54AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Piyush pani aa raha kya hostel me? 10:54AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Arre l8 gai 10:55AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Nahi na bhai 10:55AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Same here 10:55AM, 5 Apr - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to Nischal-Piyush prsnl chat 10:55AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Kal dekha kya match? 10:55AM, 5 Apr - Rahul Kathuriya: @nischal hawa chal rahi hai kya wo bhi puch le 10:56AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Nahi chal rahi hai wo b 10:56AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ha bhai Dhoni n kya batting ki na nischal 10:56AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: N sami ki bowling 10:56AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:56AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: 10:56AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Arre jabardast ekdum 10:57AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ha to. Raina n wicket keeper m kya catch pakda 10:57AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: 5 cathes n 3 stuppings 10:57AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Awesome na nischal 10:57AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Haan na 10:58AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Final kal hai na? 10:58AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Or baata 10:58AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Baki log kaha Gaye Aao baat karte ha 10:58AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ha Pakistan k sath 10:58AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Arre maza aega 10:58AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Mast match ha 10:59AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Aur nepal k sath kab hai? 10:59AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Iscon mall chalenge 10:59AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Wo kidhar hai? 11:00AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Pata nahi r kab ha Nepal k satha. 16 April se series start ha sayadd tak. 8 odi ha 5 test n 10 20-20 matches ha Nepal k satha 11:00AM, 5 Apr - : Nischal changed the subject to BE E&TC 11:00AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Wo USA ma ha 11:00AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Arre mera reservation karna 11:00AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Tatkal me 11:01AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ok. Konsi train ma karvana ha Sorry plain ma 11:01AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Gareeb rath plane me kar 11:01AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Chalega bhai 11:01AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Uski khidki se mast hawa ati hai 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Train to full ha sab 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ok. Try karta 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Plane re 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Aur udhar hi IV jaenge

11:02AM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Trip b ho jaega 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ok Try karta Plane ma . Tatkal ma 11:02AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Bhai tatkal bhi full hogaya Now what 11:03AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ok. Soo ja bhai dinesh 11:03AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Nind aa rahi ha to 11:03AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ha bhai 11:03AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: karke 11:04AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Nischal Nepal n kal Pakistan ko 800runs se haraya 11:04AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Wo match bhi kya mast thi r 11:04AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Ishant sharma ne 500banaya 11:04AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Nepal 1100 runs 11:05AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Pakistan 300/12 11:05AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Kya bowling ki Nepal ne 11:05AM, 5 Apr - Palak: All members left the group except nischl n Piyush 11:05AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Chicken kab banaega yaar 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Dakhta After navratri 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Pakka 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Nischal: Ok chal bye ,c u later. 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Kyu chintu 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ok bye 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Sorry Guys 11:06AM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Bye 11:36AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Hello 11:36AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Anyone active. 11:36AM, 5 Apr - RAHUL KARPE: Bol 11:37AM, 5 Apr - Shantanu: Bol 11:38AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: <Media omitted> 11:38AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Bol dhanno 11:39AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Dhanashri tu bolna kya chahti hai 11:39AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Group pe sannata q hai 11:39AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: @chintu 11:39AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Aag nako lau 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Samaz gyi teri baat ko dhanno 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Tumhare group mai hi 4 member hai 11:40AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Chup baitho 11:40AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Galati ho gayi image send karke 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Palak: 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Rahul Kathuriya: 11:40AM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Waise dhanashri isme kedar kon hai 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Shantanu: Sirf ye bata isme kedar kon hai 11:40AM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Sahi bola chintu 11:41AM, 5 Apr - Palak: Shantanu 11:41AM, 5 Apr - Shantanu: 11:41AM, 11:41AM, 11:41AM, 11:42AM, 11:42AM, 11:42AM, 5 5 5 5 5 5 Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Ravi Jerrywala: That doctor wala Ravi Jerrywala: Kedar shriDhan: Hamare group ka nahi hai ye Palak: shriDhan: Represents Ravi ka group shriDhan:

11:42AM, 5 Apr 11:43AM, 5 Apr 11:43AM, 5 Apr 11:44AM, 5 Apr 11:44AM, 5 Apr 11:44AM, 5 Apr 11:44AM, 5 Apr 11:45AM, 5 Apr 11:45AM, 5 Apr @dhanno bol na 11:45AM, 5 Apr 11:45AM, 5 Apr aisa hota he

- shriDhan: Bas 1 kam hai - Ravi Jerrywala: We r 3 guys - Ravi Jerrywala: There r 4people - Palak: Only ur gropu has 4 members - Ravi Jerrywala: So it represents u crazy four people - Ravi Jerrywala: Look chintu also support me - Palak: - shriDhan: Crazy .....hahahahahahaah.......kuch bhi ravi - Shantanu: Bahi mai bhi tumhare sath hu isme kedar kon hai - Palak: Waise dhanashri kon hai iss mai - Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree galat time pe galat topic chedne se

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5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Yes crazy Kedar crazy for writeups 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Dhanashri crazy to do mischievous things with p 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Kedarnath: Isliye toh tere pe meherbani hai ravi shriDhan: Ravi Jerrywala: Haa bhai thanks Palak: Tshirt mai kon hai Ravi Jerrywala: Tu nahi hota tho mujhe itna nahi likh na padta Dinesh Manjare: Waise..kedar kon he...kisine bataya naho Ravi Jerrywala: Kedar Ravi Jerrywala: Palak: Chalo gys voting karte hai Palak: Picture ke liye Palak: Kedar kon hai isme?? Dinesh Manjare: I think 99% work kedar hi karta hoga Kedarnath: Chup baitho. shriDhan: Change d topic guys +91 94 05 472968 : Dosto 275 msgs n still there is no final conclu Dinesh Manjare: Na na Shantanu: 275 msg me final nahi k kedar kon Dinesh Manjare: Abhi toh uunt pahad ke niche aaya he dhanashree RAHUL KARPE: HA... batao kedar kon he?? Palak: Frm the extreme left ruta..kedar..dhanashri...n last one shriDhan: Kedarnath: Anand re Dinesh Manjare: Saurabh ..tu rakshas he kya RAHUL KARPE: Dinesh Manjare: Chintu tera left ya mera left shriDhan: Chintu ko hamare group ke baare me bohot info hai RAHUL KARPE: Hmm : <Media omitted> shriDhan: Jo info hume bhi nahi pata ..WO chintu ko hoti hai Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree tere group me kedar he isliye Piyush Malha: Nischal kaha ha tu Palak: shriDhan: Kedarnath: Hahahaha : Palak: Dhanashri ata parat pic upload nai karnr Dinesh Manjare: Kya he ye. Dhanashree

Kiske liye 11:58AM, 5 Apr 11:58AM, 5 Apr 11:58AM, 5 Apr 11:58AM, 5 Apr 11:58AM, 5 Apr 11:59AM, 5 Apr 11:59AM, 5 Apr 12:00PM, 5 Apr shri. .ka upload 12:01PM, 5 Apr 12:01PM, 5 Apr 12:01PM, 5 Apr la 12:02PM, 5 Apr 12:02PM, 5 Apr 12:02PM, 5 Apr 12:02PM, 5 Apr 12:02PM, 5 Apr 12:03PM, 5 Apr 12:03PM, 5 Apr 12:03PM, 5 Apr 12:03PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:04PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr Sangu ka? 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:05PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:06PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr 12:07PM, 5 Apr -

shriDhan: Some one told me to put this shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Kedar hi hoga Palak: Kedar hi aisa karta hai Palak: Background mai Kedarnath: Chupe shriDhan: No comments Palak: Kedar @ background to dhanashri...tula kalat naika dhana kela han pic Kedarnath: Chintu majala ka? Rahul Kathuriya: <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree ye symbol kiske liye...i mean ka tak Kedarnath: Kalala na dinesh shriDhan: Asach : <Media omitted> Dinesh Manjare: Jai ho .patent baba ...jai ho shriDhan: Hahahha Palak: Yar mera swatr kahi gum gaya hai Aanand Thengdi: Workshop la visarla ka Aanand Thengdi: Gadichya dikkit shriDhan: Palak: Dinya me jato shriDhan: Nakooo shriDhan: Thamb group var Palak: Are mala pune university madhe jaycha ahe Palak: I wnt AE Palak: Kedarnath: Dikki. shriDhan: Don't Chang d topic Kedarnath: :-P shriDhan: Dikkkkkkiiiii Aanand Thengdi: Adhi swetr shodh Shantanu: A kon dikkit aahe Dhanashree la mahit aahe .... Palak: Mera lucky swtr ahe tula mahit nai ka dhanashri shriDhan: Kay Aanand Thengdi: Sang na shriDhan: Tell me Aanand Thengdi: Koni dilela shriDhan: Nahi chintu Kedarnath: Kasthi. shriDhan: Sang : Dinesh Manjare: To green swt shrt ka Dinesh Manjare: Tula gift aalela shriDhan: @ shantanu : tell me Shantanu: Chinto are Kay he ..... shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Chintya. ..mala pan yaychya university madhye Dinesh Manjare: Mala pan AE PAHIJE : Kedarnath: Sweater Palak: Are gary swtr re..jya mule me event jinkto Kedarnath: nt for RK shriDhan: Dinesh don't change d topic Palak: Adnan wil tel u betr Kedarnath: nly for chinv. Kedarnath: Chintu.

12:08PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 12:08PM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: Ha ha 12:08PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Are bas karo yaar Kuch b 12:08PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Green sweat shirt koni dila 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Are me alo jaun pune university madhe 12:09PM, 5 Apr - : Obviously. 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Form bharycha ahe 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Wid late fre 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Fee 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Palak: I want AE 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: L8 ka zala re 12:09PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Topic change 12:09PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Workshop 12:09PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 12:10PM, 5 Apr - : Workshop chya mage aage re 12:10PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Hahahahah 12:10PM, 5 Apr - : Nhi tar stationary chya bajula asel.. 12:11PM, 5 Apr - : Nhi tar TE chya class madhe astil... 12:11PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Ruk om usko bolta abhi 12:11PM, 5 Apr - : Nhi tar vichar tujya matrinla ...tichya kade astil... 12:12PM, 5 Apr - : <Media omitted> 12:12PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om muze AE nahi mila..kya karu mai qb 12:13PM, 5 Apr - : Pehle sweat shirt dhund.. 12:13PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: But pallavi ko kya hua...sab chintu ko bol rhe he..aur gussa pallavi ko aa rha he 12:13PM, 5 Apr - : 12:13PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Daya kuch toh gadbad he 12:14PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: What nonsense Mai kyu gussa hone lgi 12:15PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Hmmmm..jab pallavi ko gussa ata he... 12:15PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 12:15PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 12:16PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Yar mai passive hun 12:16PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Par mai abi kisi se b gussa nhi hu.. 12:16PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Active kaise hote hai 12:17PM, 5 Apr - : Pasa ko hata ke act laga... 12:18PM, 5 Apr - : Pass ko 12:18PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Are pallavi tu gussa maat ho...hum nahi bolenge chintya ko 12:18PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ye chup dinya 12:18PM, 12:21PM, 12:19PM, 12:19PM, 5 5 5 5 Apr Apr Apr Apr Pal V: Jo boln h bolo : Piyush Malha left Palak: Dinya Pal V: Mai kyu gussa hongi

12:19PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi re...gussa maat ho...palle 12:19PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pallee 12:19PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Palle 12:19PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Are bhai bahut pareshan ho gya Group left 12:20PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Thanku 12:20PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab tera bhai bhi grup me he kya 12:35PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 1:39PM, 5 Apr - : <Media omitted> 2:09PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Hii 2:18PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Hello 2:19PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Chup... 2:19PM, 5 Apr - Palak: U get out

2:20PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Tumhari in harkaton se sab ko bahut pareshaani ho r hi hai 2:21PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Ho gaya tera 2:21PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Looks kya deta hai 2:22PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Main tumse ache se baat kar rha hu... 2:22PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 2:22PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: agli baar se nahi hona chahiye .. 2:22PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: tune nahi bola kuch....tu beech me mat aa.... 2:23PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Adnaan tu bogus hai 2:23PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Aao ji aao ji, dil se dil milao ji...dekho aagya h ai bodyguard... 2:24PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 2:24PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Aye chintu ....naha na ja ke..... Pure wats app pe baas aa rahi he.... 2:25PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Dekho wo tumhara dost hai I kno..bt jo huva usase sabhi k o pareshani hui hai..so plz agese aisa mat karo 2:25PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Chup... 2:27PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Randomly disturbance of people creating probelm to BE ENT C group 2:38PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Randomly incoming 288 msgs are creating problem in sleeping. No texting without reason No talking bullshit No making fun of others Please cooperate... 2:38PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 2:39PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Please send your relatives if you want an appointm ent 2:40PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm 2:48PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Kapila ko sab ne chidaya baar baar... Isliye abki baar modi sarkaar.... 2:49PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 2:54PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Chidane waloko kapila maf nahi karegi isbar.. Abki bar modi sarkar.. 2:55PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Sabio pehnega grey sweater is baar Abki baar modi sarkaar. .. 3:02PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 3:28PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Chup betho....adnaan and chintu. ...agar kapila shuru ho gayi....toh MODI sarkar bhi kuch nai kar sakti 3:29PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Sahi kaha dinesh 3:29PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 3:30PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Kuch kuch hota hai...dinesh tum nhi smjhoge 3:30PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: kya 3:30PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Batao mujhe bhi 3:31PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Ho gaya tera adnaan 4:49PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: kuch kuch ..... 4:49PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kya 4:49PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Pillu 4:50PM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: <Media omitted> 4:52PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Jari karta prachar bar bar..abki bar modi sarkar 6:25PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 6:27PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pillu ...kya he ye...ab sab log pillu kehne lage pillu ko 6:33PM, 5 Apr - : <Media omitted> 6:35PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Congress hi kyu loote har baar ...abki baar modi sarkaar 6:43PM, 5 Apr - : 7:00PM, 5 Apr - K P: 7:08PM, 5 Apr - : Tune maari entry yaar..... .

Baki baar . 7:20PM, 5 . Abki baar 7:20PM, 5 7:21PM, 5

modi sarkaar... Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aaditya pawar.... modi sarkaar....... Apr - Shantanu: Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Sharad pawar

Abki baar modi sarkar 7:31PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sharad pawar sir bol 7:31PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: #respect 7:39PM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Hahahahahh 7:40PM, 5 Apr - : @dinesh: 8:04PM, 5 Apr - : Wife (SMS): Hi Baby Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed) Wife: R u there??? Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed) Wife: R U ignoring me or wat? Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed) Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again. Husband: Ja mar (Message sent) Admi Galat nahi hote, haalaat galat hote hai.. Chalo halat badle,desh badle.apki baar modi sarkaar 8:15PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: <Media omitted> 8:58PM, 5 Apr - : Kedar.... . Abki baar... 9:00PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Bas kr ab sabke naam ka mazak banana taori 9:01PM, 5 Apr - : Are asli naam abhi tak dala hi nhi... 9:01PM, 5 Apr - Shantanu: (banana) taori 9:01PM, 5 9:01PM, 5 9:02PM, 5 9:02PM, 5 9:03PM, 5 ... 9:03PM, 5 9:03PM, 5 9:04PM, 5 9:04PM, 5 9:15PM, 5 9:15PM, 5 9:15PM, 5 9:16PM, 5 . Abki baar 9:16PM, 5 9:16PM, 5 9:16PM, 5 9:17PM, 5 9:17PM, 5 9:17PM, 5 9:17PM, 5 9:17PM, 5 Abki baar 9:17PM, 5 Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr - : Woh naam sirf abhi tak tujhe bheja... - Adnaan Ahmed: Asli daala hi nhi... - Adnaan Ahmed: - : Samaj gaya kya adnaan.. - Adnaan Ahmed: Mera start kia hua joke...aur main hi nhi smjhunga : Ruta: Ruta: Adnaan Adnaan Ahmed: Dinesh Manjare: Wo kami me puri karta taori Dinesh Manjare: To suno grup walo shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Vivek Amilkanthawar..... .........

modi sarkaar

Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Specially for pallavi Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Lol Apr - shriDhan: Apr - shriDhan: Apr - shriDhan: Once more dinesh Apr - shriDhan: Suna nahi Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Dinesh ka pallavi pe sidha waar... modi sarkaar... Apr - shriDhan:

9:17PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kk...to sunno 9:18PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 9:18PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Vivek Amilkanthawar..... . Abki baar modi sarkaar ......... 9:18PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Adnaan 9:19PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Vivek aur Pallavi college me karate hai apana Prem Pra char....... Abhi ki baar Modi Sarkar 9:19PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 9:20PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:20PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Pallavi group left karegi is bar. .agli bar modi sarkar.. . 9:20PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pallavi ke pyaar ke aage pad gaya fika vivek ka pyaar ..ab ke baar modi sarkaar 9:21PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:21PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:22PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 9:23PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: Kitna kamaal likhte Ho yaaar... Abki baar modi sarkar 9:23PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Are bas laugher shows band hotil. 9:23PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Kamaal kar diya aapne b iss bar... Abki baar modi sarkaar... 9:24PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 9:25PM, 5 Apr - : Ab hasakar rulayenga kya yaar... . Abki baar modi sarkaar... 9:27PM, 5 Apr - : Piyush Malha joined 9:27PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar ko hua hai kisise pyaar .... Kedar ko hua hai kisise pyaar... Ab ki baar pakka modi sir 9:27PM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Are ye kya 9:28PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:28PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Aditi se ho gaya he chintu ko pyaar Is baar modi sarkar.... 9:28PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:29PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Hahahaha... 9:29PM, 5 Apr - : Kitne baar...??? . Kedar... . Abki baar modi sarkaar... 9:29PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:29PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Ab aaya uunth below the pahaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 9:29PM, 5 Apr - : shriDhan changed the subject to Ab ki baar modi sir 9:30PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu karta hai workshop k piche pyr... . Abki baar... 9:30PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Sabio ne dia apni ghadi utaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar. .. 9:31PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:31PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 9:31PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Rahul mat bana mujhe.... 9:31PM, 5 Apr - : 9:32PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kedar ko di Priyanka (mam) ne Pukaar ........ Ab ki Modi Sarkar 9:32PM, 5 Apr - :

9:32PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Bar * 9:33PM, 5 Apr - : Kedar... Ughad na daar... . Is baar bas.. Priyanka mam ki pukaar... 9:33PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Workshop k bahaar chintu ne khaya maar... An ki baar modi sarkar.... 9:33PM, 5 Apr - : 9:33PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: *ab... 9:34PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 9:34PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Kisi ne naa suni Om ki AE ki pukaar.. Ab ki bar modi sarkar 9:34PM, 5 Apr - : 9:34PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Chup.... 9:34PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:35PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Lol...Om ki AE ki pukar...hahaha...kadak chintu... 9:35PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Sab logo ne kiya Chintu pe waar ... Ab ki bar maodi sarkar 9:36PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Modi * 9:36PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Maodi... 9:37PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu ko aaya aditi ka vichaar ... . Ab ki baar workshop k piche pyar.. 9:37PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:37PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu ko aaya aditi ka vichaar ... . Wo bhaga workshop k piche yaar.. 9:38PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Techno ke piche om milta har bar... Ab ki bar pallavi sarkar 9:39PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Mujhe AE nahi mila yaar.... Is baar..... 9:39PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu to aditi... . Tune maari entry yaar... . Jaldi mil workshop k piche yaar .. . Dhan...dhan... 9:40PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Dhanashri teko om kya bolta dekh 9:40PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Dhan dhan 9:40PM, 5 Apr - : Nhi... 9:40PM, 5 Apr - : 9:40PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om kya hai 9:40PM, 5 Apr - : Dhan dhan... 9:41PM, 5 Apr - : Ghanti yaar... 9:42PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Dhanashri dekh om ke man mai kya hai 9:42PM, 5 Apr - : Oye chintu... 9:42PM, 5 Apr - : 9:42PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Yaar mera grey sweater kiske paas he....plz wap as kar do....lucky he mere liye.... 9:43PM, 5 Apr - : Ja sun aditi ki pukaar... 9:43PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Om tuje workshop k piche bula rha hai shayad dhan. .. 9:43PM, 5 Apr - : Kamino... 9:43PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Arre ab tu kaise jeetega abhishek? ? 9:44PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Sabio se mang na padega ab..... 9:44PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om ke dil mai baja dhanashri ke liye dhan dhan isbar....a bki bar modi... 9:45PM, 5 Apr - : Chintya...

9:45PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Sabio ki owner se kro sweater ki darkaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar. .. 9:45PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:46PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Sabio ne banaya sabko rahul harbar..abki bar modi sarkar 9:46PM, 5 Apr - : 9:47PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Maine khud se bnay proj har baar... Marks chahiye muje 100 me hazaar 9:47PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 9:48PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Maine ghadi kar diya utar... Ab ki baar modi sarkar.... 9:49PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ohh...sabio ka matlab ab pata chala 9:49PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Isliye wo pillu bolti he kya 9:50PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Chintu ko kiya sabio se compare har baar .... Ab ki baar modi sarkar 9:52PM, 5 Apr - : 9:52PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Me jaunga lohegaon bar bar.. Is baar modi sarkar... 9:52PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Lohegao ?? 9:52PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kya hai udhar 9:53PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Ganesh k pass pleasure kr rhi hai intezaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 9:53PM, 5 Apr - : Chitu bhagenga workshop k piche yaar.. . Abki baaar ....modi sarkar.. 9:53PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: 9:53PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Chitu... 9:54PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om kuch alag likh 9:54PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Like this 9:54PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:54PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om ke dil mai dhanashri ke liye baji gittar.. Agli bar.... 9:54PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Bas chup karo tumlog 9:54PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kuch b 9:54PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 9:54PM, 5 Apr - : Stationary k pass se bahot bhid hoti hai na... Isliye workshop hi safe hai.. 9:55PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Pallavi nai karegi kisiko maf isbar...abki bar.. 9:56PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 9:56PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kya Om aur Chintu ka war khatam hoga isbaar ????? Ab ki baar modi sarkar ..... 9:56PM, 5 Apr - : Chup karo chintu ko yaar.. . Nhi toh marengi usko aditi yaar... 9:56PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Om ko kuch kuch hogya yaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 9:56PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Om plz AE ka list banate he na.... 9:56PM, 5 Apr - : Chup karo chintu ko yaar.. . Nhi toh marengi usko aditi yaar... 9:56PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: @ abhishek... 9:57PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Chup... 9:57PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om phd karga isbar..agli bar.. 9:57PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 9:58PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Chintu ne kiya Om ke dreams pe sidha waaar...... Ab ki baar..... 9:58PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Aye chintu om ko rahul mat bana.... Nahi toh kavita mam ko complain kar dunga.... 9:58PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Too much ho gya abi 20 min 100+ msgs Oh god 9:59PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu mera raisoni me sabse pehle yaar..

Abki baar... 9:59PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: @abhishek 9:59PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 9:59PM, 5 Apr - : 9:59PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:00PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Ye group yad rahega harbar..bolo abki bar modi sarkar 10:00PM, 5 Apr - : 10:00PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:00PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 10:00PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ab ki baar modi sarkar ... 10:00PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:01PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Om plz AE ka list banate he na.... 10:01PM, 5 Apr - Ravi Jerrywala: Ek Test jo bataayega ki Aap kise vote denge?? Stepwise karte jana .... 1 se 9 tak koi ek Number sochiye !!! Soch liya ?? Ab 3 se Multiply kariye !! Ab ussme 3 Add kariye !! Phir 3 se Multiply kariye !! Ab jo Answer aaye usski Dono Digit ko Aapas me Plus kare ....... And, Ab Check kariye !!!!!!! 1. Rahul gandhi 2. Mulayam singh 3. Nitish kumar 4. Mamta benarji 5. Arvind kejriwal 6. Lalu prashad yadav 7. Manmohan singh 8. Maya bati 9. Narendra modi

Jo jabab aaye bas usko vote dena hai Ab Dusra Number soch ke dubara try naa kare.. aage forword kare 10:01PM, 5 Apr - : Kedar...pawar...Amilkanthawar.... . . Abki baar....modi...sarkaar... 10:01PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Bas yehi hain sath me khushi k pal do chaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar. .. 10:02PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 10:02PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:03PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Ravi ye joke huva hai purana..kyn karta hai aisa barbar. .abki bar.. 10:03PM, 5 Apr - : 10:03PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Kal he ravivar... Ab ki baar modi sarkar... 10:03PM, 5 Apr - Palak: @ adnaan 10:03PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Ravi ko koi samjao yaar.... Ab ki baar 10:04PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Ye zariwala Rahul banate he.... 10:04PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: Ravi, already chalu hai Itna prachaar, Abki baar... 10:04PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Rahul ko mila hai patent is baarr..... Ab ki baar ...... 10:05PM, 5 Apr - : Ravi ko hua modi se pyar... . Isse hai chintu ko itbaar.. 10:05PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 10:05PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: Does anybody know when is the farewell ?? 10:05PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Kedar ki hindi nahi samaj ayi 2years hame yar..abki bar kedar sarkar 10:05PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:05PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Ooo bhai OM...kedar ki hindi aur teri urdu dono h ai bekaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 10:05PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Rahul ko mila he thullu is baar... Ab ki baar modi sarkar.... 10:06PM, 5 Apr - : 10:06PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: Abhishek 10:06PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: @OM wt z itbaar.. 10:06PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:06PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:06PM, 5 Apr - : 10:06PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Thullu ka patent... 10:06PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:07PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Monday ko sweater le kar aao sab.... Bahut thand he.... Ghadi bhi lana saath me... 10:08PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kedar hua hai naraj har baar .....ab ki baar ....modi sirkar 10:09PM, 5 Apr - : Agr Hod ne kiya visit se nakaar.. . Toh abki baar kedaar ki sarkar.. 10:09PM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ap logo k messages read kar k piyush hogaya pares an

Isbaar pakka aane wala lagta ha modi sarkar. 10:09PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:09PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:10PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: <Media omitted> 10:10PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Sabne kia sab pe war Bacha h kon is bar Ab ki bar modi sarkar 10:10PM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Dear all, Please maintan holiness of the group. Don't make it political war zone, vote as per ur preferences and understanding. Don't spoil the harmony of the group for Modi or Kejri or Rahul... Thanks,

Lekin ek baat yaad rakhna.... Ab Ki baar Modi sarkar...!!!! 10:11PM, 5 Apr - : Palv ko marathi samj aati nhi yaar.. . Bs karti rehti hai ...plz hindi"... Me yaar... 10:11PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Pallavi 10:11PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Nhi muze marathi nhi samaz ata 10:11PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Sry 10:12PM, 5 Apr - : Toh mat kar is bar vichar.. 10:12PM, 5 Apr - : 10:12PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Vivek tum kahaan ho.... 10:12PM, 5 Apr - : 10:12PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Taori krta rehta h pooja ka vichar Is bar modi sarkar 10:13PM, 5 Apr - : Plzz.. 10:13PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Kya hua om AE chahiye...??

10:13PM, 5 Apr - : Nhi... 10:13PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:14PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: @ Abhishek .....Om ko de de AE 10:14PM, 5 Apr - : @dhanshri...ab tu bhi shuru ho gayi.. 10:15PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Om PHD hone k baad...AE ki book le kar ja mujh se.... 10:15PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Oye hoye...kya baat hai om...dhanashree k liye it na pyar 10:15PM, 5 Apr - : Chup be kutte... 10:15PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Hahhahahhaha 10:15PM, 5 Apr - Ruta: 10:15PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Kuch to gadbad he.... 10:15PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: om...dhanashree k liye itna pyar Ab ki bar modi sarkar 10:16PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Bahut hasi aayi... Hahahahahuhuhahahahaha 10:16PM, 5 Apr - : Palv.. Bulau kya Amilkanthawar... Abki baar... 10:16PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Ye bhai -behen ka pyaar ...tum nahi samjoge yaarrr... . Ab ki baar modi sarkar 10:16PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Dinesh...PALV... 10:16PM, 5 Apr - Zaid: <Media omitted> 10:17PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ye kya tha adnan is bar Ab ki bar.... 10:17PM, 10:17PM, 10:17PM, 10:17PM, 10:17PM, 10:17PM, 5 5 5 5 5 5 Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Abhishek Pandey: Hookah bar... shriDhan: Pal V: Dinesh kaha se aya beech me : @zaid.. Adnaan Ahmed: Kuch kuch hota hai...pallavi tum nhi smjhogi... Pal V: Kise hota h

10:18PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Rahul mat bana Adnaan...kavita mam ko bol dung a me.... 10:18PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: @ Adnan...sabko pata chlana chahiye 10:18PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Vivek kp 10:18PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Bol 10:18PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ko 10:18PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Silent lover hogaya ____pe sawar abki bar modi sarka r. 10:18PM, 5 Apr - : Aaya hai hamara kedaar... . Abki baar.. 10:18PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Kedar cold coffee plz... 10:19PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Pallavi khud hi sawaal krti h khud hi jawab deti h 10:19PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:19PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Pehle bolti bich me aagya...phir puchti kaise hot a hai.. 10:19PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kya sawal jawab 10:19PM, 5 Apr - Palak: @zaid chestr benigton lov u yar 10:19PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ye chup kuch b 10:19PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Chintu gay mat ban yaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 10:20PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Vivek plz aao na...mere saath.... 10:20PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu gaya workshop k piche yaar .. . Abhi aaya hai kedaar... 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kaha ho Vivek. .

10:21PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ohhh 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Lohegaon me... 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab to proof bhi mila 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab tak to tp tha 10:21PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Abhishek k sath bus me 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Dats an epic 10:21PM, 5 Apr - : Kedar ne suni priyanka mam ki pukaar.. . Isliye chup hai kedaar... 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab sachhai samne aai 10:21PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: A lifetym moment moment 10:22PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Abhishek k sath bus me h Vivek 10:22PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Pallavi ne kiya hai apane pyaar ka ikarar.... Ab ki baar .... 10:22PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Bus transit information system.... 10:22PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Oye chup 10:22PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Pallavi ne bulaya kisiko wid so much pyaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 10:22PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Kuch b aisa nhi kaha maine 10:23PM, 5 Apr - : Abhishek vivek hai sath is baarr.. . Padengi vivek ko palv ki maar... 10:23PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Adnan ne bulaya IIT guwahati ko wid so much pyaar... Abki baar modi sarkaar 10:23PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Well...me bahut bada Rahul hun...mujhe kuch na hi samjha... 10:23PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Wo msg tha swtheart ke liye yar..agli har... 10:24PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Sweetheart tum kahan ho..... 10:24PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Who is ur sweetheart abhishek 10:24PM, 5 Apr - : Aaya hai chitu gaya kedar.. .isbaar..modi ki sarkaar.. 10:25PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Sweetheart h a mil kanth awar Abki baar ... 10:26PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Well is answer k liye mahabaleshwar Jana padeg a..... 10:26PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Bahut slippery hai abhishek apna hath do na yaar. .. 10:26PM, 5 Apr - : 10:26PM, 5 Apr - : 10:27PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Taori tujhse lambe log he is duniya me....lili put saala... 10:28PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: 10:28PM, 5 Apr - : Lipiput ...?? 10:28PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: PHD karte karte English bhi bhool gaya .... 10:29PM, 5 Apr - : Haan na yaar.. . Abki baar... 10:29PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Niche se dikh nhi rha om ko 10:29PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ho gyi h bahut raat yaar Ab So jao aaj ki raat yaar Ab ki baar...... 10:30PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Om ke pyar ko dhanashri ne kiya inkar..agli bar modi sar kar 10:30PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab pallavi kp larna he vivek se chatting yaar. Isliye keh rahi he hogai raat yaar Isliye. ... 10:30PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: *ko 10:31PM, 5 Apr - : @abhishek . Angrez chale gaye...

Tujhe chod gaye.. 10:31PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Msg ki raftar kam karo yar abki bar modi srkr 10:31PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Is tingu taori ko koi chup karao yaar... Plz ab ki baar modi sarkar.... 10:31PM, 5 Apr - : Abki baar kedar... 10:32PM, 5 Apr - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE - E &TC14 10:32PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Dhanyawad dinesh 10:33PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Aata jhop ..nahi tar parat sagle suru hotil 10:33PM, 5 Apr - : 10:33PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:33PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Yeto sirf trailer tha..abi aur baki hai kedar..agli bar. .. 10:33PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:34PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Lol 10:34PM, 5 Apr - : Dinesh ne maari kedar ki yaar.. Abki baar kedar 10:34PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Hahaha 10:34PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Jate jate ek last 10:34PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sunno group walo.... 10:34PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Hou de khrch 10:34PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: D war 10:34PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: 10:35PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Kispe padega ye war pata nai yar..agli bar. . 10:35PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 10:35PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:37PM, 5 Apr - : <Media omitted> 10:37PM, 5 Apr - : Chintu.. 10:37PM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Ye mast tha r om 10:38PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ab ki baar modi sarkar Nhi sone wale tumlog raat bhar yaar Japte rho ab ki baar modi sarkar 10:38PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Chitu aur Kedar ka hai ye dostana yaar... Ab ki 10:38PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 10:38PM, 5 Apr - : 10:39PM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Dostana part 60 10:39PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi ko lagta he modi ko karte he sab pyaar .. Isliye aayegi modi sarkaar .. But aisa nahi he mere yaar .. Sarkaar aane ke liye khatm karne hoge internal war .. Apne ko kya karna he yaar .. Ab engineering khatm hui phir bhi ravi ko na mila ab tak pyaar .. Ab sirf radhika bachi he mere yaar .. 10:39PM, 5 Apr 10:39PM, 5 Apr 10:39PM, 5 Apr 10:40PM, 5 Apr 10:40PM, 5 Apr 10:40PM, 5 Apr 10:41PM, 5 Apr Abki baar ravi - shriDhan: Itane parts kab bane - shriDhan: Radhika ??? - Piyush Malha: Sahi bola dinesh - Palak: - shriDhan: Who is she - : Pal V changed the subject to Ab ki Baar Modi Sarkar.. - : Radhiya kon hai yaar.. ki sarkaar..

10:41PM, 5 Apr - Piyush Malha: Radhika???! 10:41PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Radhika ... ??? 10:41PM, 5 Apr - : Ravi ne diya modi ko dhoka yaar.. .abki baar modi sarkaar 10:42PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Aye PhD so ja.....machhar kahin ka... 10:43PM, 5 Apr - : Tu bhi soja.. Angreza chod gaye tujhe... Ab sirf modi sarkar.. 10:43PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Machhar marne ka medicine kaha gya.. 10:44PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Vivek k pass he.. 10:44PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:45PM, 5 Apr - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE - E & TC14 10:46PM, 5 Apr - : Piyush Malha changed the subject to 10:47PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Dhanashri ko ho gaya ladies hostel me WO wala pyar a bki bar modi sarkar. 10:47PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Bhai behen ka pyar divide hogya cz of amilkanthwar..agli bar modi ki sarkar 10:48PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar kay he 10:48PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Tu directly bol chintu ...Rahul mat bana ... 10:48PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Kadak chintu... 10:48PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Side effect dinesh 10:48PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Pyar divide hogya...lol.. 10:48PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar bighadlay... 10:49PM, 5 Apr - Abhishek Pandey: Kedar cold coffee... Plz... 10:49PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Tumhya sangatini 10:50PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Om ki lag gayi ab to 10:50PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Nahiiiiiin...kedar tune ye bolkar hum sab ka dil dukhaya hai... 10:50PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Hum log kya itne bure hain... 10:51PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar k itte bure nahi he hum 10:51PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Tumhya 10:51PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: @adnan selected. 10:51PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tula mala mhanaych ka kedar 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Yd dinesh u rt mere se bahut bure ho. 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Ya 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ata tujhi bari 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: To suno grup walo 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Im nt pointing 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: u 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab aayi kedar ki bari 10:52PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Dhyaan se suno 10:53PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Arre kay kiti te modiche lad 10:53PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ravi chya gf cha naav aala 10:53PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: To pan seat sodun jai5 10:53PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab kedar ki gf kon he pata he kya 10:54PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kisko kisko pata he 10:54PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pata karna he kya 10:54PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Ye toh kisi ko nhi pata...admin ko b nhi... 10:54PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Han han... 10:55PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 10:55PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: 10:55PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Adnaan. .double meaning 10:55PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhko samjha tera joke 10:56PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Joke...??? abi maara b nhi aur teko smjh gya... 10:56PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ha ha 10:57PM, 5 Apr - Palak: Adnaan hame sabio mat bana 10:57PM, 5 Apr - Palak: 10:57PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ab naam banane ko maja nai aayega 10:58PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Phir Kabhi 10:58PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar ki gf ko koi nahi janta 10:58PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed:

10:58PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mujhe sirf naam pata he Me bhi nai 10:59PM, 5 10:59PM, 5 11:00PM, 5 11:00PM, 5 11:00PM, 5 11:00PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:01PM, 5 11:02PM, 5 11:02PM, 5 11:02PM, 5 11:03PM, 5 11:03PM, 5 11:03PM, 5 11:03PM, 5 11:04PM, 5 11:04PM, 5 11:04PM, 5 11:04PM, 5 11:05PM, 5 11:05PM, 5 11:05PM, 5 11:05PM, 5 11:05PM, 5 11:05PM, 5 11:06PM, 5 11:07PM, 5 11:07PM, 5 11:07PM, 5 11:08PM, 5 11:08PM, 5 11:08PM, 5 11:08PM, 5 11:09PM, 5 11:09PM, 5 11:09PM, 5 11:09PM, 5 11:10PM, 5 11:10PM, 5 11:10PM, 5 11:10PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:11PM, 5 11:12PM, 5 janta Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr -

Adnaan Ahmed: Kedarnath: Hai par apne clg main nahi re Kedarnath: Adnan n dinesh. Palak: Kedar has gf Kedarnath: Ya Dinesh Manjare: .ha..ek hint deta me Kedarnath: Passout hai. Palak: Adnaan tu bolna kya chahta hai Dinesh Manjare: Ganesh ji ke dono side konsi devi hoti he Adnaan Ahmed: Joota khayega tu ab... Kedarnath: Rt Kedarnath: dinesh Adnaan Ahmed: @chintu Kedarnath: u rt Dinesh Manjare: Chintu bata Palak: Dinesh Manjare: Kon hota he..bhawan ganesh ke aas pass Kedarnath: Ridhhi. Kedarnath: N sidhhi. Dinesh Manjare: Ha... Dinesh Manjare: To teri gf ka naam bhi yehi he Kedarnath: Dinesh Manjare: Ab grup walo ye khabar...colg me failni chahiye Kedarnath: So ja aab Dinesh Manjare: Nahi Adnaan Ahmed: Vahini... Adnaan Ahmed: Pal V: Riddhi siddhi vahini Kedarnath: Ka JYOT petawtoy DINESH Pal V: Kedarnath: Bhanadanachi. Palak: Kedar gali Kedarnath: Neat wach Kedarnath: chintu. Dinesh Manjare: Riddhi siddhi Vahiniiiiii Dinesh Manjare: Pal V: Muze ni samza kedar Dinesh Manjare: Kedar. .ab to aur ek naam lena baki he Dinesh Manjare: Phir radne ka nai Adnaan Ahmed: shriDhan: Radne ka ....hahahhaaha shriDhan: Kon hai dinesh shriDhan: Bol de Dinesh Manjare: ye kya he Dinesh Manjare: Joota Dinesh Manjare: Kedar ki gf Dinesh Manjare: Adnaan Ahmed: Dinesh u got it... shriDhan: Hahhahahahahahahaaha shriDhan: Dinesh Manjare: Yes Dinesh Manjare: Adnaan shriDhan: Ek no Dinesh Manjare: Dhanashree tujhe bhi samjha shriDhan: Haannn shriDhan: Galati se ....samaj gaya

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shriDhan: Adnaan Ahmed: Lol...phir toh gadbad hogyi... Palak: Han na Dinesh Manjare: Maine kuch nahi kaha shriDhan: Guys from my side... shriDhan: Kedar ko hua Dahiwale jaisa pyaar

Ab ki baar 11:24PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Im nt L lyk u dhanashri. 11:25PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Hahahhahah 11:25PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar Dahiwale 11:25PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Exactly u r not straight like me 11:25PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:25PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: He suit hota 11:25PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:25PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Sau. Kedar rohan Dahiwale 11:26PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:26PM, 5 Apr - : 11:26PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pan sau yeil ka shree yeil 11:27PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Dinesh tuza linga parivartanachi wel alliye zop ata 11:28PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar lingappa 11:28PM, 5 Apr - Adnaan Ahmed: Linga... 11:28PM, 5 Apr - : Are marathi nhi samjti palv ko... 11:28PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: What was dat ...??? 11:28PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Linga jhinga..kedar 11:28PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Kedar Dahiwale ki biradari ka he 11:29PM, 5 Apr - : 11:30PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:30PM, 5 Apr - Kedarnath: Chintu chi franch. Ahe ti nt myn 11:30PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Kharach ka 11:30PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: ??? 11:30PM, 5 Apr - : Dahiwale ka pyr... Sirf kedar...kedar..kedar.. 11:30PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:30PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nahiiii 11:30PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:31PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: @ kedar Maa da ladla bigad gaya 11:31PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Ab so jao yaaar Abi ki ........ 11:31PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Maa da ladla bigad gaya 11:31PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Dosto...ek baat batau 11:31PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ek movie karni he... 11:32PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Me actors batata hu Tum movie ka naam batao 11:32PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:32PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: 11:32PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Pallavi, vivek and kedar. .. 11:32PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Bol 11:33PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Ye actors he 11:33PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Oye chup 11:33PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Movie ka naam bata 11:35PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Gunday 11:35PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: dostana2 11:35PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: ?? 11:35PM, 5 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi..dostana 2 11:36PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Chup raho Kuch b Koi combination ni humara 11:37PM, 5 Apr - : Student off d yr 2

11:37PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Ye Pallavi nahi hai isame 11:37PM, 5 Apr - shriDhan: Dinesh Pallavi ka nam mat le 11:39PM, 5 Apr - Pal V: Gn 7:22AM, 6 Apr - : Dinesh Manjare changed the subject to BE - E & TC14 7:35AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: Jab monday ko sab submission ke liye aahi rahein hain to k yun na SIGNATURE ON WHITE SHIRT monday ko hi kiya jaye..... Apne last submission ko MEMORABLE banate hain... WHAT SAY!!!! 7:44AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: No 7:44AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tuesday 8:02AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: sirf signature ke liye bacche tuesday ko nahi aayenge 8:04AM, 6 Apr - Kedarnath: 8:05AM, 6 Apr - Kedarnath: Term end ho gaya kab ka. 8:20AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: Submisson ke liye maximum bacche monday ko aayenge.... isl iye sign on shirt monday ko karna theek rahega 8:33AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Nahi 8:33AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tuesday 8:33AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Hi 8:36AM, 6 Apr - K P: Arey dinesh y tuesday???... 8:37AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Monday ko nahi 8:38AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Monday ko meri gf ka birthday he 8:48AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: Aur tuesday ko kedar ki gf ka b'day hai... aur buzurgo se panga nahi lete..... 8:50AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: SIGNATURE DAY MONDAY KO......ITS FINAL.... HASTA LA VISTA 8:51AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: DINESH maan jaa... SHARAD PAWAR SIR is baar vote dedoonga. . pl 8:52AM, 6 Apr - K P: Jab farewl hoga tab karna 8:56AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: Farewell kab hoga kisi ko nahi pata.... uske sahare baithe rahe to hogaya sab!! 8:58AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Cancel 8:58AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Signature day cancel 8:59AM, 6 Apr - K P: Dinesh 9:00AM, 6 Apr - K P: U gne pagal?? 9:00AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: OK dinesh is not coming for signature day... everybody els e can come on monday for the signature day... Dinesh se 9:00AM, 6 9:07AM, 6 9:16AM, 6 9:25AM, 6 9:26AM, 6 9:27AM, 6 9:28AM, 6 9:29AM, 6 9:29AM, 6 9:30AM, 6 9:33AM, 6 9:35AM, 6 9:35AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:36AM, 6 9:37AM, 6 9:55AM, 6 signature uske ghar jaake lelenge Apr - K P: Nai toh last day of xam... Apr - : Aur kuch... Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Apr - Palak: Kal seminar hone wala hai kya? Apr - K P: Dunno...koi notice toh nai diya mam ne..toh obvo no Apr - Palak: Notice pahle hi ayi thi Apr - K P: Bt usne latly kuch nai kaha Apr - K P: U guys gvng?? Apr - Palak: Matte ne bhi kahata usdin..ki 7 ko hai Apr - Palak: Dena hi padega Apr - K P: Apr - Ruta: Just come prepared Apr - Ruta: Hora Toh thik Apr - Ruta: Else submission and signature day celebrate karke jate Apr - Palak: Kisika hardware ready hai kya? Apr - K P: Ok Apr - K P: Nope Apr - K P: Nt yt Apr - Ruta: Nope Apr - K P: Bt wat seminar ya Apr - K P: Hell lot of tyms v gav Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Mera hardware ready he

10:37AM, 6 Apr - Pal V: Final ab Signature day kal hi krte h Zaid is right.. kal sab ayenge ofc ka submission krne Fir Tuesday koi nhi ane wala. Tomorrow bring ur white shirts or t-shirts. . 10:39AM, 6 Apr - Ruta: 10:48AM, 6 Apr - shriDhan: 10:48AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: 10:49AM, 6 Apr - Shantanu: 10:49AM, 6 Apr - Zaid: Convey it to all..!!! 10:51AM, 6 Apr - Aanand Thengdi: 11:37AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: 11:38AM, 6 Apr - Dinesh Manjare: Tuesday 11:55AM, 6 Apr - Pal V: Dinesh akele manaega Tuesday ko 12:05PM, 6 Apr 12:05PM, 6 Apr 12:31PM, 6 Apr 12:31PM, 6 Apr 12:31PM, 6 Apr 12:31PM, 6 Apr 12:33PM, 6 Apr 12:33PM, 6 Apr 12:34PM, 6 Apr 12:34PM, 6 Apr 12:35PM, 6 Apr 12:36PM, 6 Apr 1:04PM, 6 Apr Abhishek Pandey: Mera amil kal se gayab he.... Abhishek Pandey: Amil kahaan ho tum.... K P: Dinesh K P: As its ua cmng na K P: Fo ofc nd ol K P: Toh wats da issue??? Abhishek Pandey: I m goin to techno..... : Omg.. kapilla ko kitni fiqr ho rahi hai.. K P: Obvo K P: Hes my frnd : Hmm... Samj sakte hai..frnd...spcl frnd... K P: : Kk