According to Jesus?
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What would Jesus think about drugs, dinosaurs, superheroes, guns, Christmas trees, fairies or gaming? Although he said nothing about these things specifically, it is possible to be deeply and positively influenced by the Person, life, resurrection and especially the death of Christ while investigating the facts. This book shows how.
Mike L Anderson
Mike L Anderson, PhD (Philosophy of Evolutionary Biology). Mike develops educational resources and software and plays Starcraft.
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According to Jesus? - Mike L Anderson
As I read through this book I found myself entertained by a multitude and kaleidoscope of anecdotes taken often from the author’s own life experiences, soon learned not to be fooled by these interesting and sometimes humorous stories, because suddenly one is confronted by some chokingly basic issues of life. The anecdotes vary, but the thread of Christ weaves in and out as a highly persistent and convincing relevance to each issue and illustration. The fallacy of fallen human thinking (often pseudo-scientific and highly intellectual) is tested throughout by the authors uncompromising confrontation by the True Truth of Biblical revelation. Mike writes like he talks which makes the read easy and personal. Apart from linking Christ to a variety of ‘factual investigations’ we are all familiar with, preachers, Bible study leaders and public speakers will find a wealth of extremely clear illustrations and convincing, logical arguments that are worth remembering.
Revd Colin Bishop (Director, Transformation Time. Howick, KwaZulu-Natal)
According to Jesus?
Mike L Anderson
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Dedication
This book is dedicated to all my prayer and financial supporters.
Preface
This book could have been entitled "What would Jesus think?" but that title had already been taken. What would Jesus think about drugs, dinosaurs, Christmas trees, fairies or gaming? Although he said nothing about these things specifically, it is possible to be deeply and positively influenced by the Person, life, resurrection and especially the death of Christ while investigating the facts for ourselves. This book shows how. The book is a proposal. I suppose that the gospel is too exquisitely deep for anyone to have been fully properly infused by it. Only one Man has ever succeeded. I am just thinking to myself while trying to let Jesus in.
Contents
1. How not to enter a prayer-meeting
2. Superman according to the Gospel
3 .The powerlessness and power of virtual life
4. Black-and-white thinking and trigger-happy cowboys
5. Prickly pears and methamphetamines
6. Lotto nonsense?
7. How not to look for stationary
8. Who lost a day? Not God
9. Easter eggs according to Jesus
10. Fabricated gods
11. How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
12. The Bible Code revealed
13. How to be unromantic
14. Christmas trees and intelligent design according to Jesus
15. Shroud of Turin: shroud of Christ?
16. Was Jesus a scientist?
17. Mom, where do dinosaurs come from?
18. How not to take photographs
19. How not to evangelise evolutionists
20. The mind according to the Master
21. Jesus says it with flowers
22. The True Vine and the false
23. How not to speak to an audience
24. Fairies according to Jesus
25. Vic
26. Miracles according to Jesus
27. How not to change washers
28. How to and how not to find God's will for your life
29. How not to introduce oneself
30. The ultimate exam technique
31. Mathematical proofs according to Jesus
32. Evil according to Jesus
33. Findlay
34. Pete according to Jesus
About the author
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Notes
1. How not to enter a prayer-meeting
It started with a dreamy shower. I like to think that this is one of the better opportunities for brainstorming. I carry on dreaming while I towel myself down. I'm still dreaming while I walk around the bedroom to let the remaining moisture evaporate. I'm still dreaming when I decide to bounce an idea off my wife, Janice, while drying off. (I believe in multi-tasking).
I expected Janice to be in the lounge.
Unfortunately, I failed to realise that she was hosting a ladies’ prayer meeting.
Fortunately, they believed in so with all eyes closed, let's pray...
Unfortunately, they choose to pray quietly. There were no ecstatic amens
to alert me to the spiritual nature of the occasion.
Still very much in my dream world, I stepped, naked, just through the lounge doorway.
Fortunately, my wife spotted me immediately.
Unfortunately, the only strategic communication she had available was strictly non-verbal.
Fortunately, she managed to produce one of the most expressive faces she had ever mustered. It said in effect, This is a prayer-meeting you dithering idiot. Get out of the lounge!
Unfortunately, because Janice is such an evenly sweet soul, I had some difficulty reading her.
It took a couple of long seconds for the full reality of the situation to dawn on me. Then, with the surprising grace of a ballerina, I skipped back out of the lounge without being seen.
Later that day, Janice had looks ... and words ... that began along the lines What the ...
Then we relived the incident and laughed over the ridiculousness of it all. Before I could berate myself, it occurred to me that the potential for embarrassment comes with my propensity to dream. You can't have one without the other. Dreaming has its benefits and its costs. And God, through Jesus, loves and accepts me - dreamer, warts and all. Not even God can have everything. Even God cannot save humanity without a terrible cost. It left Jesus, naked, humiliated and dying on a cross. Only superheroes have it all and they are firmly in the realm of dreamland.
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2. Superman according to the Gospel
There I was just past adolescence, at the edge of a cliff-face in the Magaliesberg Mountains, expecting a piece of string with a 10kg breaking-strain to hold me up. My flying attempt was inadvertent. I had forgotten to transfer a crucial piece of equipment to my harness. Instead, one end was attached to a little piece of string, the other to the rope that would hold me up. You get the picture. The stunt would have been better described as nose-diving than as abseiling. I had bent my legs to spring off when a fellow-climber spotted the error. If he was a second or two late, death would have been inevitable. I waited until that night to think about the incident and pursue the implications. It brought on a cold sweat. Trying to be something I was not had very nearly cost me my life. I was forced to admit my predilection for dreaming - dwelling on things other than the physical task at hand. This makes me a potential candidate for the Darwin Awards. The award commemorates those individuals who ensure the long-term survival of our species by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion.
Nowadays, to avoid nomination, I try to relegate adrenalin rushes to extreme sports of the PC-game variety.
What got me up the mountain in the first place? Perhaps I was trying to undo past sporting failure. (I was finally kicked off a school rugby team after tackling a guy who didn't have the ball and was on my own team!). Perhaps a childhood staple of Superman comics fostered the notion that the ideal man is defined by his physical prowess?
Superman has certainly had a tremendous influence on popular culture. He is considered to be a universal icon.¹ Need one have any beef with Superman as escapist fun? However, he does have a serious side. Religious education classes in the United Kingdom have even used Superman as a way of introducing people to Jesus.² Superman stories may indeed illustrate spiritual truths – all truth is God’s truth - but how does the Ideal Man, Jesus, compare with Superman.
Superman according to Jesus
To be sure there are many parallels between the life of Jesus and the Superhero. It has been remarked, for instance, that Both Superman and Jesus had earthly family ties, both had heavenly origins, both heroes were raised incognito on Earth, both were of
royal blood, both righted wrongs, both acted as saviours, both displayed incredible powers, and both performed miracles.
³ There is nothing theologically significant here. The entertainment industry has business savvy. Deliberately weaving in Christian subtexts ensures the inflow of Christian dollars. How ironic that religious education classes use the Superman story to introduce Jesus when the entertainment industry uses the Jesus story to bolster Superman profits!
One author is so besotted with the parallels that he thinks some are inspired by God! He grabs at resemblances between Jesus and Superman as if it they have deep import. In his book entitled The Gospel according to the World’s Greatest Superhero he ventures that the S
on Superman's costume echoes the bronze serpent of the Old Testament (the bronze serpent foreshadowed Jesus Christ).⁴ An alternative explanation is that the S
merely stands for Superman
and that the perceived parallelism merely reveals the over enthusiasm of a devotee.
To be fair, Superman is upstanding, even respectable and battles crime and other social ills. Is it not churlish for me to nitpick when young people need all the good role models they can get? Nevertheless, the contrasts are very revealing. For all his superior physical abilities, his moral code is not impressive. Semiotics Professor Umberto Eco notes that for Superman evil assumes only an offense against private property, good is represented only as charity.
⁵ This is hardly surprising since he is a corporate product. In contrast, Jesus located evil from within, out of men’s hearts.
⁶ Superman’s value system merely parrots current and local moral fashion. According to Lauren Karp in a recent thesis, whenever Superman's popularity slumps he is given a character makeover to boost sales.⁷ In contrast, Jesus vigorously reacted against conventional wisdom saying, for instance, You have heard that it was said, `Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.
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Their feats are also different. Superman flies through suns at the speed of light, pushes planets into space, and travels through time.⁹ Jesus did not even fly from Galilee to Jerusalem¹⁰ and did nothing to stop the tower of Siloam falling on the eighteen unfortunates.¹¹ Superman gets his energy needs from photosynthesis; Jesus needed to eat and drink. Why the difference?
It is epitomised by their attire. The entertainment industry makes superheroes wear dazzling costumes to accentuate their distance from humanity; it is preoccupied with spectacular achievement however much it alienates superheroes from people. On the other hand, the plain-clothed Son of Man was preoccupied with close relationship. It is preposterous to imagine Jesus taking the cross and giving his tormentors a hiding with it. Instead he prays in keeping with his ministry of reconciliation, Father forgive them for they know not what they do.
When the bumbling Clark Kent talks to humans, it is an act - Superman is an alien pretending to be human. When Jesus expresses God’s love on the cross, it is as a real human in real pain. For Superman the really important stuff happens when he is wearing his cape. For Jesus the really important stuff happened when he was naked on a cross. He did not wear a uniform because he expects us to continue his work with him, invisible, in our hearts.
When Superman takes care
of a carload of villains with the twirl of one hand it is to merely remove them from his presence and from society; when Jesus takes care of villains it is to restore the ear of one and the souls of many to himself and the community. Superman theatrically treats symptoms; Jesus treats underlying spiritual causes. Jesus’ first reaction to the paralytic is to forgive him. When he heals him it is to show that he has the authority to do just that.¹² Superman is into, in the words of Umberto Eco, parochial performance
whereas Jesus is into interminable impact. When Superman works, people merely watch. When Jesus works it is first for, then in, and then through us. He forgives then sends the forgiven to proclaim God’s message of forgiveness.
Superman according to creation
It is not only Jesus that puts superheroes in their place, but God's creation too. My children loved the story I told of the animals hankering after each other's abilities. Mr. Lion felt that his drab coat was unbefitting his status as a king; he wanted to be pink like the flamingos. Mrs. Porcupine was fed up with trying to hug Mr. Porcupine; she wanted the fluffy coat of the rabbits. So it was with many animals. They wanted what the others had. Only the warthog was content to be himself. The animals got together and demanded from God that he change them. God acquiesced. Before long Mr. Lion was exhausted and hungry from all the unsuccessful attempts at hunting. His prey could see him coming from miles away. Mr. and Mrs. Porcupine were equally exhausted and hungry because they had no time to eat. They had to keep running away from all the animals that saw them as an easy meal. Only the unchanged warthog was content. The animals cried out to God to forgive them for their ingratitude and return them to their original state. God did. So it is with his economy. Every strength or ability in one department brings with it a cost in another.
Biologists have discovered the principle playing itself out in remarkable intricacy and scale. Have you ever berated yourself for forgetting that telephone number after closing the directory? It turns out that chimpanzees in some ways have a better short-term memory than we do! It seems that our ancestors replaced this ability with language acquisition.¹³ Which would you rather have? How would you like to be able to reassemble yourself after an injury? The humble sponge can do this with ease even after being passed through a sieve! But it comes at great cost – they have no eyes, nose or brain. How would you