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Frorn the archive Ba-sil Good morning. madam, can I hclp 1'ou? Arc you thc manaqcr? Worna Basil I am thc orrncr, madam. Worna-n \\hat? Basil I 1 fq srrTcr. W o r n a ] r . a n t t o s p c a kt o t h c m a n a g c r Basil I am thc managcr too1.yora^ Basil Mauel Worna Basil Worna-o \\-har? ] am thc manaqcr asI'cll. \'fanagcr. hc managcrUh. 'ou'rc rthar? I'm thc managcr' \\'har?

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Basil l'm lhc managcr' 'Worn.- \'cs. I kor." r'ou'rcjust told mc' \\lat's thc martcrrri a room r'irh a bath' vou? ilor' lisrcnro"mc' I bookcd I cxpcctro qct a bath barh' a rtirh room a book I iift.t

back to thc Palacc-Ann hftr'cars' rimc Ad noq ,r. ,.tt anv furthcr dcvclopmcnts? riddlc a)'c Po ,d-ona Yingrong r"ingone . from thc BBC in A n d ' i h ar's all thc ncus Thank vou' Trcvor l-ondon' Good night' Makine 'iffit:;" YourscLf "'de16tood

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uould lilc ro look a roorr]' book a room ' ' ' ixcusc mc' I sp.cahingood - . . Unu hobi'u'in? " 1 am ;i;; sarinq? I don'r \\'hy 'ou.undcntandlllt,t-l'* English 'plcasc'.Plcasc' ' ' l\'ant to book a roo' plcasc I iid a long journcy l Plcasc,l u- ri"' l havc hed Plcasc! to slccp'Plcasc' go to r^at I bcd' *r"il ^itt, comfonablc vou? hclp I can Hott sir' ood .ttning' fvf1. 'i""n isn'r bad' is it? irf,', arc..oulauchingat mc? li{' n*'' fik. No. Not bad at alll urongi somcrhiq r .-..-i.^ Jua-n Havc I said i t ' s r r ' f a v o u r i t cc o m c d v p r o Mike n*o.l'm sorry.lt's . grammc Do 1'oulilc comcdi? plcasc' Irr"o \'cs. but I'd likc to book a room r'ould vou lirc? oh' room of sort r{r'ut tit ";,;i"l', #il l r " o u 't h c r o o m ' m c ' forgivc nol Plcaic ' ' ' plcasc room, sielc a lilc r,ould Plcasc Richt, I Jtt* Mike n iqnt. fr'ir bath or shorvcr? ' lcasc Jr* \ \ ' i t h a s h o r r c r P a singlctoo- tt'if.5houcr Mike il. i'- afraid r.c don't havc room and a doullc' Both ni'i a hr'c it... rl, but I do suirablc? , r ; , i r o . ' " t t ' \ \ ' o u l d c i t h c ro f t h o s cb c
Juan ike \\'cll. horr' much arc thcr'? -l pcr nighr' a-ndthc hc turn room )s slrr-6''t !9uldt as vou rcally onlr' b u t h ' doublc is scvcntv poundt s inqlc-room ratc [or a \ o u g i v c c a n I ' o o , u'ant a sinqlc rhc n. ir' Fic Hort much is tllr? brcakfast '{rc 1ou i,lt fifrv pounds includinq full English n i q l l t ? o l c s t a v i n qm o r c t l l a n T h r c c n i q h r sa c r u e l l l I c]n qrvc \ou e n. t'cll'i[ r'ou'rc sravinqrhrcc niqhrs' s p c c i a lP r i c c O h . r c e l l r? ' onlv onc hundrcd F;t .tc nrqht d50' For thrcc nights ' for thrcc niqhrs pricc spccial m; und nf,. poun&f That's

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Torn I-ouise Torn Louise Torn Louise Clive \\-hat's going on? an arnard' Jillv has bccn givcn \\hat for? Bcst rcportcr ofthc lcar' shc \\'har? Bcsr rcpottci! I u'ritc bcttcr storics than m c t o t r docs-Thcl' should havc givcn storrcs Thc au'ard's bccn givcn toJillv bccausc hcr arc truc' Shc rcscarchcshcr storics' Yes, shc docs. But shc ncarll' madc a big mistakc 1'csrcrda" Jilly r t I rolc ol Dcar lrls Partridgc, I rcad vour aniclc on thc d i s a p p oinrcd r ' ' a s m o s t l morhcrs ,,, modt"'n socicr homc t h c i s i p l a c c \ \ ' o m a n ' s a b c l i c v c ] bccausc ncvcr . . . ) c s , \ ' c s .\ ' c s D c a r \ I s P a n r i d q c ' I h a v c c d i rorial l o u r a s o f j o u r n a l i s m b a d p i c c c a rcad such rhc situaon mothcrs' Ir's'fcminisi rubbish l think tion is unfa to mcn ' ' ' hmm ' ' ' \lv Godl \\-hat is it ? It's nothinf' It's himl Comc on. L.t'' hot c a look \\-ho is that?

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avc Po. olTicials rn-orricd Rcallv? But Anna, r' hv arc. Palacc aboui thc voung Princc Charlcs? . sill'.r'oiccs ut tht Princc cnjovs using A-nna \\-cll. ,t ,..-t pcoplc sav s rr'ors o m c r t h i c h S h o r t ' G o o n T h c from

Somc pcoplc arc prcdicrine that rhis..proqr"T,t:.1: it rriJl probablr- stt eoine io bc tcn ppular and that a r otlld thc'rtorld ir s t a t l o n s t c l c v i s i o n bc shor'll on

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rtould'r'c doublcd circulah \r'is such '*l'ltl" Cve ""': " on 1'ourart'ard! Congratulations ,t.J;lir-, darlinel Clivc' vouJilly Thank .appv. ' o u d o n ' rl o o k ' r . c nh t h c m a r t c r . J i i l v\? Gino \\.hat,s r h i n k i n q 'Y o u r ' a s I B u t i t ' i l t ' n o t h i n q ' Iillv Oh. ir's ''"t ha.'c bcc,r glad if that ston ;;;',.. i ,ij"r'i-'-"'l b c c nt r u c ' h a d a b o u rS i r P c r c r r'ould havc bccn a Cve \\'cll. of coursc tou rtouldl lt sto4'l man'cllous bccn thc cncl ot Iillv Ycs. it rrould. Bur ir t'ould alsohavc ''-' lamily'slifc' his ruicd havc rrould i, ;-i.,.r. ""J faultl 1or \\'cll. ir trould havc bccn his orr

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' but ir's a q a l n s t P r c s si n t r u s i o n . o f P r i v a c \ t hc Prcss ,iiliktly"o facc anv action.unlcss to invcsriq-tc is as\cd Commission Complins News fronr the Past nc"s from thc BBC in Cood .'itninq Hcrc is thc ;;;;;; h c a d l i n c s 'T h c C o r o n a t i o n L o n d o n ' a n d r h c s ca r c t h c rhc British flag is on top of A n d I I ' Elizabcrh ;ia;.. b i g < c s rs t o n o f t h c d c c a d c t h c p c r h a p s B u t thcLorlcl E lizabcthIl Ovcr no\r to i s t h c C l o r o n a t ' o no f Q " t n c o r r c s p o n dcnt' Anna. Pilkington' a f f " i r s c d i u o.rr. d c a lt uth thc Coronation? Anna. hori havc thc mcdia has ccnainlv madc thc C o r o n a r i o n t h c T r c v o r ' ir:.Li e--^ ] ' r ' c ncvcr sccn such bie hcadlincs.Look at thcsc' -l h at'c ncvcr bcforc bccn p c o p l c B r i t i s h h c hcadlincs' ofa roval cvcnt' oficrcd such comprchcnsitc co\craqc that thc 1'ounq c d i r o r i a l s Ail rhc n.t"""' -think i sj u s r \ \ ' o ' l d c r l u l . E l i z a b c t h Quccn q o o d i t u ' l o r B r i r a i n ' sn c r t s p a p c r s . ? Trevor So it's bccn u rhc bie o r , -on;' ptoplt h.avc follortcd 1 r c r \ \ ' c l l . A-aa pcoplc m i l l i o n a o v c r a n d c v c n ( so n t ' n t ' n u n t i t " t c l s ' Somc pcoplc r. arcllccl thc Corollatioll on tclcrision s o s u c c c s s f utlh a t a r c s a v i r q L l l a tL c l q i s i o n i s b c c o n l i n q o b s o l c t c b c s o o } r ' * r l l nc\{sPaPcrs prcdictionhcrc at s v 1960 thar'sour Trevor \o ncr's>apcrb ston' A man lrom m a i n o t h c r o u r r r o r ' A l d thc BBCrhc hcadlincsrn cvcn thc Brirish Conrmont'calrh hir Evcrcsr' rhc highcst c l i m l c d l r c r r l r c l r nc\\sPapcr Hillarr from Nct'm o u n t a i . 1i n t l l c r ' o r l d E c l n l u n d top of U r l i o n B r i t r s h t h c Jack at thc Z c ; r l a r c lp l e c c < l l u r a l l v' I'r c A n d Er crcst rf tcr clinrbinq thc mounrai' of rhc p a q c s b a c k r h c f ' o t u i i o t t just bcclt hancjcd voung torrv drit'cr.lronr Et crillq F-cllo lr's -bout u u p s c t t i n gP a r c n t s a l l o v c r i s r ' . l r o it.rnptti'' Tcrlllcsscc \\ arllcd llot to lct thcir b c c n h a v c ] ' a r c t l t s .\mcrica Eh is oi Ef ' ' EI m u s i c to thc d a u q h t c r sl i s r c r Hor' drcatlfull i n f l u c l l c c b e r l a s u c l l i s t t a s ' ]'rcslcr ir Lonclon Coorl J h t ' s a l l t l ) c t l c \ \ s f r o n - rt l l c I I B C I t Iriqlr Makin g Yours elf "'de rstood
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l t a l r r ' a v sr i n s o n a S a r u r d r ! I bcr !t i' iil raLnacain it uill bc sunnr again- Oir Ycs, and rhcn olr-h4ondar v .c l l l thcrc? Hcllo? Srupid rhinq So H.iLo: Hcllo? An1'body t c c h n o lo$" much for modcrn T o n r l t o o , v o u n o l Oh, \\'hat do lou mcn? ' m o c l c n r t c c h r t o l o g -'r *ith f t ' . U 1 ' r ' ch a d a l o t o f t r o u b l c this rt cck crashing'again? \ \ t r a r , h a s 1 ' o u rc o m P u t c r b c c n r'hcn Bob Hurst camc Ycs. It ali startcdon lr{ondut' back to uork r I r

Bob Clive

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Cli''c?Clivc Buxtonl I kno\\ \'ou' but I can't Er, r'cs l'm sorrl ' I knon ' ' rcmcmbcr vour namc timcl Bob Bob Hurst' Do vou Bob \\'cll, ir's bccn a long hcrc ltftcc.n ycars aqo' r c m c m b c ' ? I u s c r - li o u ' o r k o u t as a junior rcportcr' I s t a n i n g u c r c rrhcn You Just ' uorlcd in thc Print room And no\\ You'rc backl C l i v e O f c o u r s c !H c l o , B o b l y c s l , . . u r iry man I'll bc takie carc of , t . * r h c I ' m Bob vou all a lot grcatl I imaqinc thinqs harc changcd i;;;; cu". b c f o r c ' s i . n c cY o u \ \ ' c r c h c r c ln fact l nd it all a bit' B-o - b Y o u ' r c a b s o l u t c l vr i c h r t h c r c l all this cquipmcntdo? d o c s f r i g h r c n i , t g lI m ' r , ' i ' h a t L ook l'rc qot an,cdrtorB o b f r i q h r c n i n g ' i t o CU"" i, l-,n', l lour' t'ul ll \ou rc lrcc o f a n iel mccrilq il a quartcr s l t o t t r ' o u c a n I ulltil thcn, Bob Oh. grcarlYcs, rhank to rtritc and C l i v e \ \ ' c l l . I u s c t i l c $ o r d - P r o c c s s o rP r o g r a m s c a n n c r to add picformat ml'articlcs' ] cun u'" thi-s all on rhc t h c m s t o r c c a n I a n c l turcs to mv articlcs, disc It's I'ondcrful h a r d < l i s ki r r h c r c o ' o n u f l o p p r n l v s t o r l c sa l l \ l can usc this modcm ro scnd O l i a n c .I rrhcrc irl thc rtorld B o b R c a ) l r? A r r r ' l r c r c ? piccc olT to tlrc ncr' s C U v e Y c s . ' n k i ' t t q o t t o s c n c lt h i s l i k c o u i f r scn'iccil Paris \\'atch gonn:rtakc? B o b P a r i s i n I r r a n c c ?H o r t l o n q i s t h a t n r i r t u t c s 't r m c ' r h c v ' l l o t t ' l l l C L i t " , ' t sl o r l q a s t h c p h o n c c a l ) t h rcc o clocL tnc\ ll b v A n d i n P a r i s t h i s . c a i n q bc i t s ill bc appcarulq a r l d h a r c t r a n s l a r c r il r i t o F r c n c h Bob Clive i thcir cvcnlnq nc\\sPaPcrs' B l i n r c rI Oh' mr God! \\'cll. lrcrc qocs TT

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LIEE I THE FUTURE

Itts I HI'TECH IYoRLD
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that' Torn \\'cll. cvcnonc knorrs tt ir'ork to do thrs mornLrq Clairc' \\'c havc imporrant Douqlas ";;I;; thc ncrr poli. for pcoplc -to" i'.r. \li'i.,.r.-ioJ r.-ho arc disablcd? of dttidt I'hich arc thc bcst phoros Douglas No. \\'c.hutt to mc lo givc to thc Prcss' thc last fir'c qovcrnmcnt rr'hitc Claire Sir. I har c srudi'td d i s a b l c d' ' ' P a P c r so n r h c q o o d ' D - ouglas Vcn dotc' (o B u t n o t h i n c s c c m s h a r ' cb c c n liit. Douslas Rcallr" ' ' ' Sir. I'vc madc a fcr' suqqcstrons Clii." oh? Douglas qs for rhc roi salu.t In thc loiq rcrm' thcv ri'ill mcan Clite Pa\cr' Douglas In thc lonq tcrm' Claire D;;;t; Claire Sir? 'rhc lonc tcrm'? \ \ ' h a t d o .r ' o u m c a ' ' paid tlt""' ri'"c ibt policr rrill havc I mcar ""tn jc'bs \\'orkcrs rrill bc morc b r i t r q l r i t s c l f for "iil to communrtrcs' s k i l l c c l 'I t r t i l l b r i n g n c r ' l i f c b a c k Il tclrcarsl \\'hat'i thc nrattcr' If inisrcr? Cllaircl l o l i r i c s 'd o r o u ' \ ' o u c l o l ' tu r l c l c r s t a n tp \\'har do tou mcan? no polirician is qoinq \'ou should lrorr br'l)o\r tht \\'c do nothinr' to thllik vou lor lonq-tc'nt policics l l c r r c f i t su s a t t h c n c x t i t u l r l c s s absolutclv notlrinq' clcctioll' But Ililristcr ' ' ' \\'hicll is olllr sLrmolttltsarrr' Claire

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Claire Douglas

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,o Ys5- tr'cll, a Polltcran als' lntcrcsls had to harc idcals' Cla-irc liou,uia politicians p r a q m r tist a I ' m l c l c a l s l Do.rel"s ";i;; thc ordinan pcrson itr thc i:"" p,o*i'J i "'t'' strcct' Douglas \\'cll " ' ";i;; clcction spccchcs' I bcli$'cd I sar' a film of Iour first. s a . i d ., cvcq rnord that You a - tl h c t u r r c ' d i d . l s o c n o u q h ' Srrangcly D - ouglas r n o n d c r ful' I thoughr vou s'crc Cf it. my.yourh i n l o o k i n g g o o d I *'as iurhc' D;;;"" just lorc 'our ";;t;; it:r,|. I *.ui''d thc lm I didn'r
Douglas ";fl;; sPccchcs " ' You mcan " ' ? honcst;"'\'ou I admircd 'our idcals and ;'our i;^n rthat you r.crc savulq rcalll sccmcd to bclicrc-in :lP PcoPlc rd tort ou'r'c chanecd'\\'hr ? < l o n ' t k n o r t . P c r h a P sI ' r ' c b c c n )crhaps I'm rircd. PcrhaPs ir's timc for mc to Fvc rr all uP' givc up' Bur pcrhaps No. hf inistcr''r i'n'r rimc to r'har you bcliclccl in a b o u t m o r c t h i n k vou shoulcl t ' o u startcdout' u h c n v o u \ \ c r c v o t n g rr r h c r l s u q q c s ( i o n sf o r c h a n q c s l o u r a t a ( a i n i"i... I'll look to dcPanmcnralrolic1" I'm efraid l rtant to I'm elt, but i'n' srillrcsigninq' c a r c c r ' m ) chanqc a littlc lonqcr?Hclp i't,t.ttt""' Could vou sta'for c l o c u m c n t ' p o l i c v r h i s o n \ \ . o r l i -. lorqcr' but shc dicl Arrrar, Clairc '': i ?o' a r' hilc j o u r n a lisr' lr flcL s)rc's a ,.riq,l Sllc rranrsto lc 'I-hat's qootl ncr' s' f ' c h o j o b T h c o n a f o r tppii.,i isn'r it ? Thar's t' orldcrful idcalistsl \ \ ' c l l . I h o P c s l r c t l o c s t t ' tc x r c c t t t o b c l ' o m ' a r c u s o f s o n r c PcrhaPs

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But ' o p r r r i o np o l l s ? Clairc. Ilavc\''ru sccll tllc lrrcst Y c s .\ l i r r r s r c r ' ccnt T l r c o p p o s i t i o t rh ; r rc o r c r f i f t r p c r Ycs' that this qor'\ \ l t c n v o r c r s r t ' c r c a s k c t li f t h c r r h o u q h r c o u n t r ' l' o l t l r t h < r u l n i r l q o f crllmcl)t * o' tap'l-llc '\'cs'' s a i d c c n t thirtv Pcr for tlc disablcd \\ antcd to Claire Sir. rhc 'pokt'pt"o" q o i n q to do lor tncm' \ \ c r c \ \ c r r ' h a t krtor' i n t c r c s t c di n l r c a r i n q \ o u r s u q D o u g l a s C l a i r c . r ' o u l ' : : i o r 'l ' n r l olicr qcstlolls o n r l c p a r t m c l t L ep Claire D;;;;t \'cs. \linisrcr rr'hatI rcalh sant Ls Bur-lct's qct brck ro \\'ork \or'' I a.bab1' kisscdhundrcds ' ' ' a Prcrurc of mc ki-ssing thcrc somor'hcrc ' ' i n b a b l rhcrc must bc a

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\\-crc a \oulq Douqlas nlan Horr intcrcstillq'

New'l forn e Past s f r o r ; rt h c B B C i n Good ctcnine This is thc tcrr i;"""t l i c a d l i n c sT h c E u r o p c a n t h c a r c t l r c s c L o n d o r l .a n c l in thc Unitcd E c o n o m i cC o m m u n i t f i s b o r n ' A n d ' ac(ors'\^Tltac-cuscs lr{cCanhv Statcs,ScnatorJoscph i n t c l l c c t u a l so f b c i n g a n d p o l i , i . i u n ' l .rr, " i c n t i t t t But first this cvcning'sma-in communislsl'mparhiscrs or thc ;;.D - ,h. "'tptun EconomicCommuniq" poliriour from rcPon a EE u, ir is kot'n' \\'c havc Ann? stoq'' thc is \\'hat Pilkingron' Anna cal cdiror, -havc b c c n r ^a r s a n d f i g h t i n g A-na \\-cll, Trcvor, thcrc c o u n r r i cs[or thc last thousand b.t*ccn Europcan countricstravc dccidcd to u g'oup-of no*: but 1cars, of Francc ,,urt itorking toetiht'" Prcsidcnt dc Gaullc Gcrmanr'' F r a n c c ' t h a t m o r n i n g t h i i announccd havcjoincd Bclgium. Italr'. Luxcmbouig and Holland C o m m u n i r r E c o n o m i c thciuroPcan \ \ ' i l 1s c b c j o i n i r e T r e v o r A n n a ' . ' ' h a ta b o u t G r c t B r i t a L r ? C o m m u n i t ? E c o n o m i c t h i sE u r o P c a n or)cis askinq ln Ana \\'cll, Trcvor, this is rhc qucstioncvcn offigovcrnmcnt to,a ralkcd ago fact, a fcrv miurcs join r^'ould cial and askcdhim if"thc Unircd Kinqdom Trevor A--a thc EECAtd r.hat did hc sar'? H c s a i d. . h c d i d n ' rk o r t

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nor* for thc rcst of rhc Ohl \\cll' rlcvcr mind' And S t a ' U n i r c d nc\\s. In rhc of \\'iscorlsin has accu admirirg communism' I bccn Prctcntcd from so famous lm srar Char Unircd Srrcs ClraPlin our todav sats that niccr's just in 'L" oflnion poll b c l i c v c r h c r c r r - i l In c v c r b c n ' i t o n t J f c c n t rr-ciqht Pcr I'm surc thcv'rc riehr' That's a \\'omall P"rnt'Iiini"tr' B B C ' r h c f r o n r all tlc ncrt-s

bc computson--.,.^- but it docs I l r C o r a i s b Y c s ,i t s h o u l d i t s h o u l ib c c o m p u l s o n ' t t t " t l ' d o n " Dcrck I r'hcn pcoplc don'r cxcrcisc uPsctmc ;;;tii,"tt ju" out of' thcv just can't bc t:ott' to thtit 'iqlti bothcrcd' rstood Makin g Yourself undc cmbcr of a Jvf -t' l'rn latc' I'm mcctinq Excusc Jua-n o f C o m m o n st o d a r "I t ' s H o u s c t h c u r Pa'liumtnt l a r c 'T h c u o m a n i t h c t'tt)'i-po"ont' and I'm thcrc \\'asa fastrrain to thar rnt tol tickcr ofllcc London rhc lrf P that 'ou"rcmcctinq? vr;lc i shc?\\'ho is didn't l''ror'rrhat plarform thc shc thar said S't l"ttcll mc? Pcrhapstou coul<l l'ofastrratn ttltnt a n r o u c c m c n t t h c t o Mike Listcn ' Thc ncxt train to London A-rou-nccr * "*J"; c o u l d n'rhcar thc plaLform s a ? . I h c ; rr:it^ nurnDcfEnqlish? Mikc Do You undcrstand tllat? r'cs,I do' but do r ou utdcrstand ff'cit, ,-rt.n ' traln A-norrncer Thc ncxt M i k e T h c n c x l t r o r r' ' ' sa\1ng 'uhat tllc announccr undcrstand Juan I can'l T h c s o u n di s v c n b a r l ' Mike Ir'snot mv fault - tcll ' lcasc ' l c a s cp n r v r r a i n P l c a s cp Jua-n I mu't ttich L ^ o n d o n t o t r i n [ s t m c r r h c r ct o g c i t h c t r a i t ri s o p l a r f o r m6 ' l t l c a t c s Mikc Thc nt't Lou'don ( t m l n t \ 1 om i l u t c s ' c Iuan Thank vou' 9? {il. Ot isir Plarform

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News from the past Trevor (,oocl cvcnirte This is tlrc nc., s from thc BBC in London, and thcsc arc thc hcadlincs \lillions of Brirish pcoplc turn from radio to tclcrisiorl' Ovcr tctt m i l l i o n p c o l l l c r ' a t c l r t c l c v i s i o ni n t h c l J n i r c d S t a r c s A r l d a n c r t f i m . B nH r . i s s a i c lt o b c t h c m o s t s P c c t c ular in cincma hisron But for toiiqht'smaill slon r' c qo ovcr to our ntcdia aflairs rcportcr' Ana PilUnqron Aa A n r a . i s r c l c rG i o n t l c f u t u r c o f b r o a d c a s t l l q ? \\'cll, Trcvor, up unril nort, historians havc said that radio and cincma r.ould bc thc mosl irnportant mcdia o f r h c c c n t u r . b u t n o . . o v c r a m i l l i o n P C O p l ch a v c s c t s S o , r c s . i t l o o k s a s i f t c l c v i s i o nr ' i l l s o o r r tclcr-ision b c t h c n c d i u mo f r h c f u t u r c So is this thc cnd of radio? \\'cll. Trcvor. at lhc momcnl thc BBC trasmits onlr a fcu hours oftclcrision cach day, bur thcl'non plan to broadcast slx hours o[ programmcs daiJy' S i x h o u r s l ? G o o d n c s s m c ! H o r n v - i l 1t h c y m a n a g c t o f - L l l all thar timc? \\-cll. rhc cxpcns arc promisine to dcvclop all soru of diffcrcnt progrartmc q?cs, For cxamplc, thcv sa;' it mav c v c n b c p o s s i b l ct o l c a r n a n o r l a r t g u a g c b ; ' t c l c r - i s i o n \\'cll, ucll And r']rat about thc cincma? \\-cll, uho rrdl uant to go to thc cicma \rhcn you can scc morg picturcs at homc? Thank you, Ana Ad norn for thc rcst of hc ncr.s ]n Amcrica, ovcr tcn million pcoplc arc uatchiq tclcvision. so ir an attcmpt to pcrsuadc audicnccs(o rcturn to thc cilcma. rhc lm studios arc Producinq biq.qcr a n d m o r c c x t r a \a q a n t f i l n r s B n H u r i s p c r h a p s t h c m o s l s p c c l a c u l a rf i l m c r c r m a d c . ] t s t a r s C h a r l t o n Hcsron and cvcn has a chariot racc But is ir good c n o u g h t o k c c p p c o P l cg o i g t o t h c c i n c m a ? O n l r r i m c rrill tcll Good nieht M a-lti:n g yo urs elf tn d e rstood Juan Hcllo Hcllo? Mike

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