THE PYLON | WIKILEAKS WITHOUT THE RAPE CHARGES | SPECIAL ISSUE #1

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Several hours ago, an anonymous source that shall be known as GLORYHOLE solicited and delivered to me 26 separate LSIF threads posted on the LSIF subreddit. In these threads they talk about manipulating the governments of several cities, funding private militaries and resistance groups to kill certain groups of players, preparations for all-out warfare, the act of bringing in external Socialist players specifically to bolster their numbers for an eventual takeover, exploiting game mechanics, propaganda recruitment of new members, and the worst crime of all... creating a spleef arena. Seriously, who finds that game fun? Come on guys, get your shit together and PvP like men. Welcome to COLUMBIAGATE; The LSIFs long-standing plan to get inside the Columbian government, and manipulate the laws to further their goals through methods of absolute subterfuge. Bonus points: An attempt to do the same with Augusta.

In this very special issue of the pylon, youll read extracts from the LSIF subreddit. None of the text has been altered, but non-essential posts have been removed. Mostly they talked about how AnCaps killed their sheep, or how bad Foofed is. Sometimes they threw out a fuckin statists. Yeah, fuck you Bodhi.

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Above: Members of the LSIF roleplay being such crazy shits. Also: each commune is considered a nation on its own. Private and combined defence forces are a myth. Below: They create embassies specifically with the intention of governmental infiltration and eventual conversion.

SCOM is a socialist community on the Minecraft forums that the LSIF planned to contact for recruitment. 6

ABOVE: The LSIF enact a plan to convert Augusta to the LSIF through subterfuge and conversion. YOLOLOLOLO! YOUR UNIT HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO THE ENEMY SIDE.

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Plans above to convert refugees from Columbia by the LSIF, once again mentioning Augusta.

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Make of this what you will. The LSIF planned to fund and enact violence, to use force to achieve their ends, and to strongarm their way into the governments of several cities to spread their ideaology insidiously. Dont believe their lies. Dont join the LSIF.

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Welcome to the back page. Normally there would be a joke here, but this entire issue has been dedicated to one big joke. Julian Assanged, bitch.