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I'm done with my dating phase, which lasted a brief month and a half.
Most of it, I'm guessing, was spurred on by that phenomenon called
"the rebound". But there was some genuine interest and excitement in
the opposite sex. At one point, I said to a friend that life was, at it's
core, terribly dull and monotonous, and the only relief from such an
unbearable existence came from the charms of a woman and her
mysterious ability to distract us men.
While this may be true, I have no desire to entertain the notion any
longer. I've enjoyed the time I've spent with women, but I'm prepared
to not have to rely on their attention to keep me fully engaged in life.
You can read from my last post that I seemed to have fallen into a state
of dissolution. This state threw my father and my ex-girlfriend into a
panic about my welfare. Was I using drugs again? Was I drinking?
That was ten years ago. So, not to get off the subject, but I had fallen
into a state of dissolution--not unlike that of a depressed person who
sleeps for two weeks straight, or an over-eater who binges on ice
cream and Twizzlers every night before bed.
Now, as I was saying, I don't want to date anymore and I also don't
want to go out of the house unless I absolutely have to. The truth of
the matter is I can't bring myself to seeing anyone right now.
For about four months, I've had a certain routine. I wake up (at
whatever time of the day) and I drive to a local Borders to have my
coffee and read the newspaper. I read the Sunday New York Times and
I read the sections all throughout the week, which generally breaks
down to about one section per day. After this ritual, I return home for
breakfast if I've not eaten yet and then I begin my work. I work as a
freelance writer and Internet marketer for several companies and
individuals. I'm proud of my work. I love what I do. And frankly, it keeps
my life in check. Even during my dissolution, I got my work done. I
never drank while I was working.
After about four hours of work, I eat dinner and then return to Borders
for an evening coffee and more New York Times. When I'm fully
satisfied with my reading, I go back home, where I work for another
four hours or so.
So there you have it. That's my life in a nutshell. The dissolution and
the dating occurred on the side, either on the weekends or after my
work was done.
If I must go out, such as to get groceries every week, then I will. But I
already bought a bag of Breakfast Blend coffee beans from Starbucks
which should last me approximately twelve days if I have exactly four
cups each day.
If I tell you why I have this sudden urge to stay at home and not go
out, you will undoubtedly think it is the silliest thing you've ever heard.
And to be sure, it is. To anyone who has lived outside of my world, and
to everyone else in this world who is not me, it is indeed the most
deplorable, ridiculous, need I say, pathetic reason to not leave the
house.
I'm starting to think about the Spain novel again because the illustrator
Gerar Gonzalez is swiftly moving through my second novel, Lethe in
Vegas, and he will soon be taking up the pages of "Spain" to translate
them into graphic form.
I truly look forward to being banished from the public eye, albeit a form
of self-banishment but banishment nonetheless. And where I would
typically have been bored to my eyeballs by the prospect of not
leaving the house; instead, I'm giddy and consumed with my own
fantasies. Of course, this might also have something to do with the
caffeine I drank only an hour ago, but it couldn't have everything to do
with it.
I have no lofty goals for this period of banishment. I suppose I'll write
more poems and make more progress on my novel. But I do know for
certain I won't be drinking because drinking saps my appreciation for
the New York Times and literature in general. It also fogs my mental
eyeglasses when writing.
No, I'll stay home until the pimple on my face completely disappears,
which, I assure you, will not be any time soon. See there, I've slipped
my insecurity in between the lines; probably when you were least
expecting it. This saves me some embarrassment because if you are
still reading this essay then you are probably willing to know a little bit
more about the source of my constant anxiety.
This to me was a traumatic experience for the last month and a half--
because it has been there that long. But I strengthened my resolve and
would not give in to such petty preoccupations. That is, I left whatever
it was alone and I went out in public as normal people do.
Not only did I go out in public, but I dated, and not only did I date, but I
enjoyed a season of illustrious love. This, then, is terribly ironic,
because during a time of heightened insecurity, I was actually wooing
women. The most beautiful woman I have ever been with, adored me,
in spite of my blemish. Until one night I brought it to her attention, for
perhaps the second or third time, although surely not the fourth, at
which point she called me "selfish". I jumped from my spot on the
couch, as if I'd been pierced in the gut. For the rest of the night, we
hardly communicated.
Strangely, it was that same woman, who, the first time I pointed out
my pimple said, "It adds character."
What are your preoccupations? I want to know. Are they like mine? Are
they pimples? Or perhaps you have much more serious matters to deal
with. That was Sarah's issue with my bringing up my pimple. It angered
her that I was fussing about a blemish when she had far more
important worries on her mind.
How does a pimple elicit the same wave of intense emotion as news
that a friend has cancer or that you're on the verge of bankruptcy?
Maybe it doesn't. Maybe it's wrong of me to suggest it could. But
emotions don't discriminate. And often, they arise from something
superficial. But buried beneath that superficial symptom is a history of
trauma.
She asked why we couldn't meet and I struggled for an answer, when
at last I broke down and told her about my insecurity.
"Unless it tries to talk to me, I don't care what it is," she replied.
It took me a couple seconds to get the joke, and she had to remind me
to laugh. But then we met and everything was fine.
The dating is over. I can't date in my condition. I can't leave the house.
For over a month, that conglomerate of whiteheads haunted me. I
checked the mirror every morning to see if it had gone away, but it
hadn't. It never budged. It remained buried in my lip line like a
determined foe.
I left the house once--to pick up coffee for the week. I drove to the
opposite side of town because the Starbucks has a drive-thru. When
the cashier handed me my change, I turned my cheek to hide the other
side of my face.
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