Some Concepts to be very clear about u and your boss

1) Boss is always right

2) Boss is never late in the office, perhaps his presence is
required
somewhere else.
3) Boss never sleeps in the office, he is resting.
4) Boss never flirts with his secretary, he is educating her.
5) Boss never apple-polishes his boss, he is updating him.
6) Boss never submits false vouchers; he is saving the tax by
providing
entries in the expense account.
7) Boss never reads newspapers in the office, he is keeping
himself
updated.
8) Boss never fires his subordinates he is trying to improve
their
performance.
9) Boss never drinks he quenches his thirst.
10) Those who don't agree with any of the above statements
please .refer
to point no. 1.

By Order
Mohsin Ali