Baby On Board Baby on board How I've adored That sign on my car's windowpane...

Bounce in my step Loaded with pep! 'Cuz I'm driving in the car-pool lane! Call me a square! Friend, I don't care... That little yellow sign can't be ignored I'm telling you it's mighty nice! Each trip's a trip to Paradise With my baby... on board! Bagged me a Homer Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate. I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin. My average was point double-o eight. So I spit on my hands, Knocked the dirt from my spikes, And pointed right towards center field. This time I'm hittin' the home run. This time love is for real. I'll slide I'll steal, I'll sacrifice, A lovin' fly for you. I've been slumpin' off season, But now I've found the reason. I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now. I've finally bagged me a homer That's right, I've finally bagged me a homer Canyonero Theme Can you name the truck with 4-wheel drive? Smells like a steak, and seats 35! Canyonero! Canyonero! Well it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown Canyonero! Canyonero! - Hey Hey! Twelve yards long, two lanes wide Sixty-five tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super-high beams!

She's a squirrel-squashing deer-smackin' drivin' machine Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa Canyonero, Whoa! Happy Birthday Lisa Lisa it's your birthday God's blessed you this day You gave me the gift of a little sister And I'm proud of you today Lisa it's your birthday! Happy birthday Lisa! Lisa it's your birthday! Happy birthday Lisa! I wish you love and good will I wish you praise and joy I wish you better than your heart desires And your first kiss from a boy Lisa it's your birthday Happy birthday Lisa! Lisa it's your birthday Happy birthday Lisa! Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Theme Show They fight and bite! And Bark! They fight and fight and bite! And Bark! Fight, bite, bark! Woof woof woof! The Itchy and Scratchy....and Poochie show Come gather 'round, children, it's high time, ye learned! 'Bout a hero, named Homer, and a devil, named Burns We'll march 'till we drop, the girls and the fellas We'll fight to the death or else fold like umbrellas 'Cause we'll march day and night, by the big cooling towers They have the plant, but we have, the power! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! ... What'd I say? Monorail! What's it called? Monorail! That's right! Monorail! I hear those things are awfully loud... It glides as softly as a cloud.

Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend. What about us brain-dead slobs? You'll all be given cushy jobs. Were you sent here by the devil? No, good sir, I'm on the level. The ring came off my pudding can. Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Monorail! What's it called? Monorail! Once again... Monorail! But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Mono... D'oh! See My Vest You see, some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good. See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest. Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish Setter! See this hat, 'twas my cat My evening wear? vampire bat. These white slippers are albino, African endangered rhino! Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share. Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest! Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two. See my vest, see my vest, see my vest! Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. So let's prepare these dogs,

Lady: Kill two for matching clogs! See my vest! See my vest! Oh, please, won't you see my vest! I really like the Vest Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song Burns will always carry with him. So I'll settle my score, on the salsa floor with this vengeful Latin rhythm. Burns! Conelcorazon de perro! Senor Burns! El diablo con dinero! It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you. Please die and fry. In hell, you rotten; rich or wretch! Adios vienjo! Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo? The Garbage Man! Yes the Garbage Man Can! The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you. Who can take this diaper? I don't mind at all! Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? The Garbage Man! Yes the Garbage Man can. The sanitation folks are jolly friendly blokes. Courteous and easy-going! They'll mop up when you're over flowing! And tell you when your arse is showing! Who can? Who can? Who can? Who can? The Garbage Man can! 'Caus he's Homer Simpson, man! He cleans the world...for..you! Who controls the British Crown? Who Keeps The Metric System Down? We Do, We Do... Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We Do, We Do... Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star! We Do, We Do... Who robs kegfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We Do... We Doooo! Who Needs The Kwik-E-mart? When I first arrived, you were all such jerks! But now I've come to looove, your quirks! Maggie with her eyes so bright! Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright Lisa can philosophize! Bart's adept at spinning lies! Homer's a delightful fella! Sorry bout the salmonella! Hehe, that's okay! Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part Oh won't you rhyme with meeee..... Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Their floors are sticky-mart! They made Dad sicky-mart! Let's hurl a bricky-mart! The Kwik-E-Mart is real... Doh! Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart Not meeee! Forget the Kwik-E-Mart! Goodbye to Kwik-Emart! Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not me! Another turning point A fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist Directs you where to go So make the best of this test And dont ask why Its not a question But a lesson learned in time Its something unpredictable But in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life

So take the photographs And still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf of Good health and good time Tattoos of memories And dead skin on trial For what its worth It was worth all the while Its something unpredictable But in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life Wherever you go You know Ill be there If you go far, You know Ill be there Ill go anywhere, So Ill see you there You place the name You know Ill be there You name the time You know Ill be there Ill go anywhere So Ill see you there I dont care if you dont mind Ill be there not far behind I will dare Keep in mind Ill be there for you Where theres truth You know Ill be there Amongst the lies You know Ill be there Ill go anywhere So Ill see you there I dont care if you dont mind Ill be there not far behind I will dare Keep in mind Ill be there for you

If you should fall You know Ill be there To catch the call You Ill be there Ill go anywhere So Ill see you there I dont care if you dont mind Ill be there not far behind I will dare Keep in mind I dont care Ill be there for you Ill be there for you Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game She's walkin' down the street Blind to ev'ry eye she meets, Do you think you'll be the guy To make the queen of the angel's sigh? She holds her head so high Like a statue in the sky Her arms are wicked and her legs are long When she moves, my brain screams out this song Sidewalk crouches at her feet Like a dog that begs for something sweet Do you hope to make her see,you fool? Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down, When you're strange Faces come out of the rain when you're stranger No one remembers your name when you're strange When you're strange

When you're strange Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Into this house we're born Into this world we're thrown Like a dog without a bone An actor out alone Riders on the storm There's a killer on the road His brain is squirmin' like a toad Take a long holiday Let your children play If ya give this man a ride Sweet memory will die Killer on the road, yeah Girl ya gotta love your man Girl ya gotta love your man Take him by the hand Make him understand The world on you depends Our life will never end Gotta love your man, yeah Wow! Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Into this house we're born Into this world we're thrown Like a dog without a bone An actor out alone Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Yeah Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel Yeah, we're goin' to the Roadhouse

We're gonna have a real Good time Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows And that's for the people Who like to go down slow Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, all night long Do it, honey, do it You gotta roll, roll, roll You gotta thrill my soul, all right Roll, roll, roll, roll Thrill my soul You gotta beep a gunk a chucha Honk konk konk You gotta each you puna Each ya bop a luba Each yall bump a kechonk Ease sum konk Ya, ride Ashen lady, Ashen lady Give up your vows, give up your vows Save our city, save our city Right now Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer The future's uncertain, and the end is always near Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, baby, roll Let it roll, all night long You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre Come on baby, light my fire Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire, yeah The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre Come on baby, light my fire Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire, yeah You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire Try to set the night on fire Try to set the night on fire Try to set the night on fire
......................................................... Vuelvo a casa con la lluvia embarrado y empapado Sin un pan y extraviado me quedo un porro mojado Cuantas veces caminaste jams te lo preguntaste Quizs sea porque nunca te importo eso bastante Y me tiro como llego en mi habitacin Recordando una vieja cancin Escuchando la lluvia caer Y asi, asi es como yo quiero estar