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o it appears that summer 2012 is winding down. But before I dust off my fall wardrobe and outside dcor, theres still one thing I need to do: Judge the 9th annual Plymouth Kielbasa Fest. This two-day event kicks off Friday, Aug. 24 and has been a staple of summer for many Weekender staff members for the past several years, and were lucky enough to join other members of the local media to taste-test various smoked and fresh kielbasa from all around NEPA. The contest starts Saturday, Aug. 25 at 1 p.m. at Franchellas Pub (127 W. Main St., Plymouth), and I frankly cant wait to be surrounded by the good people of Plymouth Alive, Franchellas and Plymouth. Its always such a treat to wander the streets of Plymouths downtown after the contest (with full-on garlic breath, of course) and stop in the little shops, visit the vendors and, naturally, try some more kielbasa. OK, I cannot tell a lie: The chocolate-covered bacon is pretty boss, too. I hope to see some of you there on Saturday; its a great event put on by truly great people. (And not just because they ply me with food.) Keeping with the food theme for a moment, you can
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I love grilling veggies and an occasional steak, too.
Denitely breakfast I scramble a mean egg.
Either miso soup or baked white pizza.
read about a new deli, an upcoming Dogfish Head BeerB-Q at Arena Bar & Grill and the Keystone State Hot and Stinky Garlic and Herb Festival in Dish (p. 37) plus find out the details about the What The Fork food truck up Dunmore way (p. 55). The second installment of Girl Talk can be found on p. 44, and Melissa Hughes recaps a date with a longtime train enthusiast that would send even me, a railfan, far, far away from the tracks. Plus, our staff Happy Hour returns to wrap up watermeloncentric visit to Beer Boys (p. 53). Theres much more in this weeks issue, so off you go and thanks, as always, for reading!
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Tommy Davis, Moosic Mayor Jimmy Seglia and Tux from the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins. Pie throw will occur Wednesday at 4 p.m. A Red Cross blood drive will take place Tuesday from noon-5 p.m., and Red Cross volunteers will hold a bucket collection in and around Davis Street from 6 a.m.-7 p.m. each day. ON AIR The Lattimer Massacre Radio Play and Music will be presented Sunday, Sept. 16 at Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock). The program will be presented by Bill Bachman, senior instructor of communications at Penn State Wilkes-Barre. It will re-tell the story of the Lattimer Massacre of 1897, which occurred near Hazleton, through a radio drama and music. The radio drama is the result of about four years of research Bachman has completed on the event, and he will lead a discussion on the Lattimer Massacre after the presentation. The event is free and open to the public, and tickets can be reserved by calling 570.996.1500. For more info, call 675.9269 or e-mail rrybicki@psu.edu. SHAKE IT Pocono Shakes will hold auditions for Shakespeares Much Ado About Nothing Saturday, Aug. 25 and Sunday, Aug. 26 from 1-5 p.m. at Shawnee Inn & Golf Resort (124 Shawnee Inn Dr., Shawnee on Delaware). Actors, singers and musicians of all types, abilities and experience levels are needed, and all roles are open. Monologues are appreciated but not required, and tunes are appreciated for musicians; bring instrument. Everyone should be prepared to read from the script. Classical experience is welcome, but not necessary, and technical, stage management, clerical/business and miscellaneous volunteers are also welcome. Performances will be Friday, Oct. 26 through Saturday, Nov. 3. Pocono Shakes is a non-profit 501(c)3 organization dedicated to the education and performance of Shakespeare. For more info, e-mail PoconoShW akes@gmail.com.
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Sam Zangardi of Wyoming won the Cars on Campus 2011 Best in Show Award for his 1961 Corvette. QUICK FIX Pecha Kucha Night Scranton, which debuted in January at The Vintage Theater and drew a crowd of more than 100, will return for a second installment Saturday, Aug. 25 at 7:30 p.m. at New Visions Studio Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton). The event can be described as a rapid-fire, creative show-andtell governed by one rule: Show 20 slides and talk about each for 20 seconds. Among the presenters will be a librarian sharing his postcard collection, an IT engineers Flat Stanley project and a guerrilla historians foray into urban exploration. Tickets are $5 at the door. For more info, visit facebook.com/ PechaKuchaNightScranton or twitter.com/PechaKuchaScran or e-mail pechakuchascranton@gmail.com. MIW KEEPS MOVING Motionless in White has been named to the lineup of The Infamous Tour, presented by Rockstar Energy Drink, alongside Chelsea Grin, Stick To Your Guns, Crown The Empire and Upon This Drawing. The tour kicks off in Burlington, Vt., on Thursday, Nov. 8 and wraps at the TLA in Philadelphia Sunday, Dec. 16, which is also the closest date to the bands NEPA stomping ground. For info, visit facebook.com/ motionlessinwhite MEETING OF THE MINDS The fall 2012 edition of Blog Fest will be held Friday, Sept. 21 at 6 p.m. at Rooneys (67 S. Main St., Pittston). Blog Fest was started as an informal political mixer more than two years ago by local political bloggers Ben Hoon of Gort42 and Joe Valenti of Pittston Politics. It has since expanded to become a networking event for bloggers and blog enthusiasts, but it will still feature attendance by politicians and local and statewide candidates for political office. No speeches are allowed, all are welcome and there is no charge for admission. START YOUR ENGINES Johnson College will hold Cars on Campus 2012 Sunday, Sept. 9 with gates opening at 8:30 a.m. and the event ending at 3 p.m. on the colleges campus (3427 N. Main Ave., Scranton). The car show will take place rain or shine and all proceeds will benefit the Johnson College Cars on Campus Scholarship. The cost to exhibit a vehicle in one of about 20 classes is $10; pre-registration and day-of registration are accepted. Admission is $5 per car, and the event will feature food, refreshments and entertainment. Alcohol and pets are prohibited. Visit johnson.edu for more information or to download a registration form, or call 570.702.8963 or e-mail hstuart@johnson.edu. RAISE THE ROOF The Wendys Roof-A-Thon to benefit the American Red Cross of Lackawanna County will be held Monday, Aug. 27 through Wednesday, Aug. 29 from 10 a.m.-7 p.m. at Wendys (703 Davis St., Scranton). A pie-in-the-face contest will be held featuring local contestants like Scranton Fire Chief
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Stores and transportation carriers are, after all these years, still unsure about which assistance animals they must allow without violating the federal Americans With Disabilities Act. Under the U.S. Department of Transportations latest draft guidelines for airlines, released in February, miniature horses and pot-bellied pigs are allowed on board under certain conditions, but not ferrets, rodents, spiders, snakes or other reptiles. Apparently there is a North American Potbellied Pig Association, whose vice president pointed out to CNSNews.com that swine can be trained to open and close doors and to use a litter box.
SHORT-SIGHTED SOLUTION Unclear on the Concept (and the Image): The Associated Press, reporting in August from Jerusalem, noted that the ultraOrthodox communitys modesty patrols were selling eyeglasses with special blur-inducing stickers that fuzz up distant images so that offended men will not inadvertently spot immodestly dressed women. (The stickers apparently simulate nearsightedness, in that vision is clear in the near-field.) The modesty patrols have long tried to shame women dressed in anything other than closed-neck, long-sleeved blouses and long skirts, but may be losing that fight. A columnist for the Tel Aviv daily Haaretz praised the eyeglasses for shifting the responsibility to men for their priggishness. RECURRING THEMES -- Periodically, News of the Weird reports on foreigners cuisines that most Americans find undelectable. A June Wall Street Journal story featured a hardy, fun-loving group of New Yorkers (the Innard Circle) who dine monthly at out-of-theway ethnic restaurants in order to sample such dishes as camels eyeball (way different from a goats eyeball, said one member) and crispy colorectal, and had recently learned, from a non-English-speaking waitress, that they had just consumed bulls diaphragm. Another member admitted an element of showing off to the exercise, and acknowledged that not all rookie members return for a second meal. The one body part that no one seems to recall having tried yet: Uterus. -- The way it usually happens is Mom and Dad start a road trip with their children, but after a rest stop, they fail to notice that one of the kids is not on board, and they may be well down the road before they turn around. However, in June, the family member left behind at a Memphis, Tenn., rest stop was Dad, and for 100 miles, no one grasped that he was missing. The family was traveling in a van, and everyone presumed Dad was in the back. He was still at the gas station, calling his own phone (which was in the back of the van). Dad finally reached Mom in the van by posting to Facebook. -- Several inventors have attempted over the years to transport bodily sensations over the Internet so that couples separated by distance can simulate personal affections to each other. Now comes Hooman Samani of the Singapore company Lovotics, introducing his Kissenger at a design conference in Newcastle, England, in June. Kissenger is a large, soft ball with human-like lips and many pressure points, connected in tandem by the Internet, so that the unique lip movements by one lover are received precisely by the other as if their mouths were actually working the kiss. (In May 2011, Kajimoto Lab in Tokyo introduced a machine with a strawlike device that, when rotated by one lovers tongue, theoretically rotated one in the partners device, thus simulating a French kiss. That simulator, though, lacked the pillow-like facial feel of the Kissenger.) -- Attendance is still strong in tiny Shingo, Japan, where villagers are certain that Jesus Christ is buried. About 500 tourists joined the celebration on June 3 (an event first held in 1964), in honor of Jesus relocation there (presumably a voluntary journey from Calvary after the crucifixion). According to legend, he lived out his life in Shingo uneventfully, and a festival with dancing girls marks the anniversary. -- News of the Weird has reported several times on farmers who are certain that treating their cows to better lifestyles improves the quality of their milk and their meat. In July, Londons Daily Telegraph, in a dispatch from Paris, touted Jean-Charles Tastavys experiment feeding three cows with a fine wine for four months (in a mixture, along with their usual barley and hay). (They loved it and consumed it with relish, said the farms owner.) The resulting meat, labeled Vinbovin, is now a delicacy in Paris restaurants (despite steeper prices to reflect the increased feeding costs for the cows). UPDATES -- William The Hackney Mole Man Lyttle (first mentioned in News of the Weird in 2001) died in 2010 after spending most of his last 40 years compulsively digging elaborate tunnels underneath his home in east London. By the time authorities could stop him, the hollow shafts were endangering the street and adjacent homes. He was ordered to pay the equivalent of $560,000 so that the holes could be filled, and in July 2012 the refurbished, supposedly structurally sound home was placed at auction and drew a winning bid of the equivalent of about $1.5 million.
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What to watch this weekend

The Dictator (R/NR, 2012, Paramount) Though initial appearances probably suggest otherwise, The Dictator isnt another attempt by Sacha Baron Cohen to fool unsuspecting public citizens into thinking hes a real dictator from a real country. Rather, this is the purely dramatized story of Wadiyan Admiral General Aladeen, who visits New York to ward off sanctions from an unhappy United Nations and ends up with a whole mess of much bigger problems for his trouble. Though its always a treat to watch Cohen put one over on folks who dont know better and dont know how to respond, its just as fun (and maybe more so) to see him dress up and face off against actors who can dish it right back to him. What it lacks in amazing cringe-worthiness, The Dictator redeems in pure, sharply funny comedy and some of the best throwaway lines in a movie this year. And if youd like to cringe, dont worry: The Dictator gives Cohen license to pull stunts even he couldnt reasonably pull when his target isnt in on the joke. Some of the gags are stupid, others hysterical, but as always, nothing here from those stunts to the wonderfully funny offhand remarks made about some very touchy global issues is for the easily offended. Disneynature: Chimpanzee (G, 2012, Disneynature) Meet Oscar. Hes a young chim-
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Jack Black charms as Bernie Tiede in Bernie. panzee, hes learning to navigate his way through the jungle by emulating his mom, and while he doesnt yet know it, he soon will face off against what indisputably is his coming-of-age moment. He also has no idea his name is Oscar which, almost unarguably, it isnt. Though the footage and its depiction of Oscars formative months are authentic, Chimpanzee applies some creative license by framing it inside a storyline that, among other things, gives its chimpanzee stars names they dont know they have. The effect never taints the honesty of the footage, because Chimpanzee doesnt do anything grievous like give the chimps faux dialogue or other human traits. What it does do is soften the edges. Amongst a genre thats famously unafraid to show natures harsh side, Chimpanzee earns its G rating and (mostly) strives to maintain an upbeat mood. That alone is enough for nature documentary purists to scoff. But theres plenty of room in this genre for this approach so long as creative license doesnt distort what is shown onscreen. No such distortion happens here, and the footage this crew captures is absolutely magnificent. Bernie (PG-13, 2011, Millennium Entertainment) Though overwhelmingly carried by its main cast, the story of Bernie Tiede (Jack Black) a funeral director by trade but a community fixture and then some to the small Texas town that adores him pulls in a handful of that towns residents to give it a partial mockumentary feel. But in case the opening-scene declaration that Bernie is based on a true story doesnt give it away, heres the fun wrinkle: Those folks arent actors, and if it seems like their recollections of Bernie, the weird relationship he formed with a newly minted widow (Shirley MacLaine) everybody else loathed, and the stunning consequence of that relationship would form a good documentary, its because thats exactly what theyre doing. The aforementioned effects of the aforementioned relationship are best left unspoiled for those who dont know the details, but the effects of those effects turn Bernies second half into a great study of the power of charisma and its ability to bend the laws of perception. Bernie already is a treat before any of that happens, though, because Bernie and Blacks absolutely delightful portrayal of him is every bit as charismatic as advertised. MacLaine, meanwhile, turns in stellar work of her own as the most complicated foil a man as tangled as Bernie could ever expect to meet. Though polite, quaint and frequently funny, Bernie covertly wages a stubborn struggle between good and evil that plays out on multiple levels and in multiple forms. Who wins? The score is closer than it should be, and you might be surprised where your rooting interest lies. One in the Chamber (R, 2012, Anchor Bay) It effectively doesnt matter why two crime families are waging war above Pragues busy streets, and One in the Chamber only halfattempts to pretend otherwise. Rather, what matters here is that
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Sacha Baron Cohen as The Dictator.
the emotionally tormented hit man (Cuba Gooding Jr. as Ray) one family hired to wipe out the other family didnt quite complete the job. So a feared, renowned but surprisingly jovial replacement (Dolph Lundgren as The Wolf) has been tapped to finish the assignment. And where does that leave Ray? No spoilers, but its an interesting twist, and its the first of a few wrinkles that makes Chamber a much more enjoyable movie than its cheeseball title and generic crime family feud would imply. Gradually, Chamber lets the family squabble away in favor of a story about the mercenaries whose only concern is a paycheck, and even Rays sad sack self has some compelling layers to his makeup. But the indisputable star here is The Wolf a terrifying, calculated killer who nonetheless has a weakness for festive Hawaiian shirts, the occasional soliloquy and a Rottweiler puppy who cheerfully accompanies him to his assignments. Lundgrens fans already know about his criminally underrated charisma, and he puts it to perfect use here not so ebulliently as to defy logic and turn Chamber into a comedy, but enough to make his story (and Rays, contagiously, once they cross paths) a whole lot more engaging Who could turn off that face? Nobody than that of your watching Disneynature: Chimpanzee, typical hit men. thats for sure.
Virginia (R, 2010, Entertainment One) Movies sometimes defy classification for good reason, and sometimes they do it for all the wrong reasons. Virginia, meanwhile, takes such a wide turn around classification that even discerning whether its a good or bad thing becomes complicated. In outline form, its simple enough: Sheriff Dick Tipton (Ed Harris) is running for state senator, but hes also hiding a double-decade affair with Virginia (Jennifer Connelly), whose son (Harrison Gilbertson), while cognizant of the affair, takes a genuine liking to Dicks daughter (Emma Roberts). But that outline makes it clear weve got a potential mess on our hands, and common sense suggests the potential part of this mess is about to give way to reality. And wow, does it ever. Virginia treats its quandary with all the grace of a kindergartner describing his or her summer vacation after eating a bowl of sugar. Its a completely serious drama except when its a totally wacky comedy, but only when it isnt a caper. Side characters run wild, and they bring subplots and quirks that may or may not go anywhere. The main storyline, meanwhile, distracts itself entirely too easily to feel like the rock on which all this incoherence can comfortably lean. Maddening? Yes, maddening. But Virginia is aggravating only because its (somewhat) entertaining in spite of itself and has a tendency to do something sweet at just the moment youre ready to give up on it. Are fleeting episodes of lucidity and sweetness enough to make it worth seeing? Probably not. But perhaps. Or perhaps not. It truly is anybodys guess. W
By Nick Delorenzo
Special to the Weekender
tech talk
infection in mobile devices are on the rise. People often forget their phones arent just phones anymore. Theyre actually computers that happen to be able to place telephone calls, and just like any other computer they can contract viruses, malware and spyware. A typical computer virus might be able to send spam e-mails, steal personal information or hijack your browser. Malware on your mobile device can do all that and much more. Instead of just sending spam e-mails, it could send spam text messages or possibly even phone calls. It could monitor inputs to the screen and keyboard, access your location via GPS essentially a virus can access and use any capability that a device has. With the emergence of digital sites you visit. Apps that look like innocuous games or even wallpapers can harbor viruses. How can you tell if your device is already infected? Many of the symptoms parallel those youd see in a computer. If your device is acting strangely or you wind up with apps, photos or ringtones that you didnt download, its possible your phone is infected. In some cases, antivirus software can put an end to the unwanted behavior. If the malware is deeply entrenched, however, it may be necessary to restore the device to its factory settings. W
Nick DeLorenzo is director of interactive and new media for The Times Leader. E-mail him at ndelorenzo@timesleader.com.
Smartphones fall prey to hackers, malware
t seems the innocent, carefree days of smartphone ownership are drawing to a close, and weve got viruses to thank for it. No computer system is completely immune to being hacked, and those that routinely connect to strange devices and networks are essentially sitting ducks for malicious programming. Your Android or iPhone device fits that to a T. Not only is it possible to hack into a smartphone or tablet, in some cases it can be more lucrative than infecting a desktop computer, given that people habitually store banking information and all sorts of other personal data on these devices. With the recent explosion of smartphone and tablet sales, hackers have picked up on that fact and incidents of malware
Smartphones are not even safe from thieves like this. wallet technology the danger is magnified, because these devices directly store credit card information and may have access to all of the security data that would normally be required to process a payment. Fortunately, anti-virus and anti-malware software is available. Many major anti-virus companies offer both free and paid versions, including Avast and AVG that can easily be found in the Android market. Even so, the best defense is the same as it would be with any other computer: Be careful what you download and which web-
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ene Philbins affair with food began when he was 12 years old. Philbin spent a lot of time in the kitchen with his Italian mother, whose sauce is untouchable, and aunts, but one incident with his Aunt Eleanor really stood out. I dont know what possessed me to be a little stinker, but I was feeling mischievous for some reason, and she had a pot of some sauce going, Philbin recalled during an interview at the Weekender last week. To this day I dont know why, but I started dumping some seasonings into it. So she comes in, and I see her reaching for them, and I felt bad, and I said, I put them in
already. Aunt Eleanor took a taste and asked what exactly he put in. I said, The salt, the green stuff, which was oregano, that white stuff there, which would have been garlic or onion. And she goes, Very good; it just needs a little bit of basil. And that was it thats the story. Fast-forward 20 years, and Philbin has since graduated from Luzerne County Community Colleges twoyear culinary program and the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, N.Y., and is a sous chef at Marywood University in Scranton. He is also
the mastermind of the Peculiar Culinary Co., which last week became an LLC and is holding its rst event, Pop Up in the Park, Monday, Aug. 27 at 7:30 p.m. at Jefferson Park in Pittston. The BYOB event, which sold out within three days of going on sale, features a sixcourse meal for 50 that starts with duck three ways followed by salmon tar tar. Pork cheeks precede an intermezzo shot of cucumber gazpacho, while the main course is Angus at iron steak. Housemade vanilla bean and pancetta ice-cream sliders with a chocolate chip cookie, bourbon mayo and pineapple frites will nish the meal. John Smith will perform an hour set of acoustic music as well. A pop-up restaurant is just as it sounds: A temporary eatery that pops up where there normally isnt one. The concept has been popular since the early 2000s, mostly in Britain, but has since come stateside to cities like New York and Los Angeles. Dont let the words popup restaurant fool you; the light bulb didnt just go on in Philbins head last week it took about four months to
come to fruition. I started with the research on how to do a pop-up perfectly, legally, getting licenses and ideas from bigshot chefs in the big cities and how they did theirs, Philbin shared. Four months of reading and learning and researching, writing the menu, doing my due diligence on social media, grabbing at my demographic and researching them to see if theyd come to it. Philbin hopes to host his second pop-up Monday, Oct. 15. While the location is still being secured, he already knows its concept. Its going to be a gastropub with a focus on the burger joint, the chef revealed. Gastropubs, which originated in England, are pubs that serve high-end beer and cocktails with kicked-up pub fare. Its casual but fun, a little posh, but not pretentious. Philbin thinks Octobers event will be ve courses in the $35-$40 range (the rst event was $55), and he did some development on course No. 1 last week.
Its going to be a pork-belly slider, he said. It came out really good I braised it for, like, three hours in bourbon, and Im getting smoked cheddar from a farm in Falls. Itll have that and a red-onion marmalade, and the slider bun is going to be a little mini biscuit. With Peculiar Culinary Co.s inaugural event ready to pop, pun intended, Philbin hopes the rst batch of diners walk out of Jefferson Parks catering facility Monday hungry for more. That they cant wait for Oct. 15, that they cant wait for a restaurant or for me to cater something at their house, or even if they say, That was Genes food, you could taste his heart. W
Peculiar Culinary Co. presents Pop Up In The Park, Mon., Aug. 27, 7:30 p.m., Jefferson Park (New Street, Pittston). Inaugural event sold out. Info: facebook.com/ PeculiarCulinaryCompany, twitter.com/PeculiarCC
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What are three things you always have in your fridge? Eggs, parmesan cheese and fresh garlic. What would be your last meal? It would be bacon-wrapped kielbasa kabobs from AuRants with the jalapeno remoulade, homemade pasta from Becco in New York City, its Lydia Bastianichs restaurant. Strangely, Id probably go to a pizza course from Otto, which is Mario Batalis pizza place. His pizzas are very small; he does this one where he thinly shaves pork fat and lays it on with all these fresh herbs and bakes it, and it melts into the dough its not even greasy. And then after that, I would probably go with Peter Lugers steak to nish it off. And the whole time Im drinking Dogsh Head 120 Minute IPA. Whos a chef that you admire? When I rst started as a young, young lad, I was really into Emeril (Lagasse). As an older chef, you take a lot of crap for that because many chefs dont think that hes real. He was a big inspiration, I loved his attitude and his blase screaming and yelling, there was something about it. He made what is celebrity now. In my heart, the rst celebrity chef is Julia Child. I got to meet her when I was up at school, she was so awesome, I could listen to her talk for hours. And then Meryl Streep played her, I was in heaven.
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hen life hands you a challenge, you can either make the best of it or choose to be defined by it. Metal band In This Moment chose the former when its lineup recently experienced a
major upset. We had a lot of changes in the band right before we went to record (Blood), explained lead guitarist Chris Howorth, referring to the bands fourth album which hit shelves earlier this month. We lost a couple of our older members that had been with us for a while, and so it forced us to kind of re-exam-
ine everything, and we approached the whole recording thing differently this time than we normally do. But the sudden shift didnt phase Howorth or Maria Brink the vocalist with whom he started the band in 2005. Instead, it turned out to be one of those moments where things worked out for the best.
We were kind of like, for a couple of days, questioning, What are we going to do? Howorth shared. Once we started getting into the process, we came to realize that everything happened for a reason, and we got some new guys in the band that are amazing players, and the attitude is so good and theyre so excited to be here and everyones pumped up. And it opened up the door for us to create an album that weve never done before and all this new stuff. So it really was the best thing that could have happened to us we just didnt know it at the time. Blood was recorded by just Howorth, Brink and their producer, Kevin Churko, but In This Moment will have the rest of its band members in tow (bassist Travis Johnson, guitarist Randy Weitzel and drummer Tom Hane) for the Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival at Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain in Scranton Tuesday, Aug. 28. This stint will round out the bands festival run, as its already appeared on the Warped, Mayhem and Ozzfest tours. With our new record, the songs are a little more acces-
sible, theyre still heavy but in a more digestible way for the listeners so Uproar made a lot of sense for us to do, Howorth said. Brink has made it clear that she wants In This Moment to be widespread without selling out, and Howorth agreed. We always want to have success, but we always want to write great songs and be artistic and do what we want to do, so were always trying to achieve that, he shared. I think with the new album especially, we were able to write really catchy, good stuff, still artistic and different and unique Were never going to sell out our soul and our artistic side just to make a radio song. We just want to make good songs in general that are from the heart and that are us. W Uproar Festival ft. Shinedown / Godsmack / Staind / Papa Roach / In This Moment / P.O.D., more: Tues., Aug. 28, 2 p.m., Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain (1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scranton). $55-$85.
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very band has its own method to making and recording new music, and for rock outfit Shinedown, that method includes the separation of writing and touring. Well take a break, and then well kind of write, guitarist Zach Myers told the Weekender when he checked in from his home in Memphis, Tenn., recently. But when were in touring mode, were in touring mode; when were in recording mode, were in recording mode. And they do not intertwine. A couple of things, like the Diamond Eyes thing happened
on tour, just because we had to do it in a certain amount of time for the The Expendables movie, and the Alice in Wonderland song as well Those were really the only two songs we wrote on the road. Its almost incredible the band manages to write and release any albums, considering that on the road is where its members seem to spend most of their time. After the debut of the 2008 platinumselling The Sound of Madness, Shinedown toured for two and half years performing almost 440 shows. That momentum hasnt seemed to slow, and the band is currently embarking on the biggest traveling one that weve ever headlined, the Rockstar Energy
Drink Uproar Festival which will take over Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain in Scranton Tuesday, Aug. 28. We like the festival vibe just because of all of the other bands, Myers said. So I mean, thats one thing that is always fun, just that kind of summercamp vibe of having all the other bands together and it kind of shows other people, too, that this thing still works, the full rock thing, you know? The full rock thing has certainly been working for Shinedown, which seems to have found its footing with its current lineup of Myers, Eric Bass on bass, Barry Kerch on drums and Brent Smith on vocals. I loved Brents passion for
Shinedown is headlining the Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival, which hits Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain Tuesday, Aug. 28. music and felt Barry was one of the most talented drummers Id ever seen and wasnt just some guy who sat back there and beat the shit out of the drums, Myers said, explaining how he started out as a touring guitarist for the band before permanently joining in 2008. And for me it was one of those things where I wanted to play with these guys, and I joined in 2005 and kind of just worked my way through all the problems and situations that were going on in the band. And now, the bands fourth album, Amaryllis, is the first Shinedown has made with Bass and Myers. We got along great, he said. I think we became closer as a band making this record. W
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1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ. Phone: 609.365.1300 - Jason Mraz / Christina Perri: Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m. - Jimmy Buffett / Coral Reefer Band: Aug. 28, 8 p.m.
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Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, Pa. Phone: 215.572.7650 - Dave Koz / Bebe Winans: Aug. 23, 8 p.m. - Ethan Bortnick: Aug. 24, 7 p.m. - Steve Vai / Beverly McClellan: Aug. 30, 8 p.m.
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52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia Phone: 215.893.1999 - Mary J. Blige / DAngelo / Melanie Fiona: Aug. 24, 7 p.m. - Jackie Evancho: Aug. 25, 8 p.m. - Smokey Robinson / Sinbad: Aug. 26, 8 p.m. - Bon Iver: Sept. 16, 7:30 p.m.
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Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org - Stone Temple Pilots: Aug. 22, 8 p.m. - Jason Aldean / Luke Bryan / Rachel Farley: Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m. - Bob Dylan / Ben Harper: Sept. 2, 8 p.m. - Southside Johnny & The Poor Fools: Sept. 8, 8 p.m. - The Fresh Beat Band: Sept. 15, 2:30
BETHEL WOODS CENTER
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Too much flair, not enough substance
The first listen of Fragrant World, Yeasayers third album, is annoying. Its almost as if the band Chris Keating, Ira Wolf Tuton, Anand Wilder, Jason Trammell and Ahmed Gallab was so afraid of not being out there that it threw every type of sound/instrument but the kitchen sink in as an effect. On second or third listen, however, the songs from the Brooklyn-based psychedelic-pop outfit grow on you. Sort of. Read on. Fingers Never Bleed is fuzzy and all over the place with electronics, handclaps and piano while first single Longevity is full of chunky tech enhancements. Blue Paper features breathy vocals and cymbals that sound like they could be found on the soundtrack of an 80s teen movie. Despite some off-putting parts, the trippy Henrietta is quite good with heavy synths, a good bassline and the repeated lyric, Oh Henrietta, we can live on forever. The one-two punch of Devil and the Deed and No Bones are the antithesis of Henrietta. The effects on both are so distracting to the point of overshadowing the vocals and
music that even when interesting nuances do come into play on both songs, youre exhausted and just want said songs to end. Luckily, Reagans Skeleton and its Cold War references come along to cleanse the palate as the most reeled-in song so far; even with a cringe-worthy LMFAO-esque synth, the song is a standout. Demon Road, Damaged Goods, the garage-y Folk Hero Shtick and catchy closer Glass of the Microscope are less in-your-face and really good tracks that would have served the band and listeners better if they were interspersed as anchors between Fragrant Worlds earlier tracks. But, with Fragrant World laid out as it is, people might not be willing to sift through the nonsense to get to the good stuff. At least not without a nerve pill.
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W 1/2
Yeasayer Fragrant World

style more than on previous releases. As expected, Hellyeahs music is full of themes about anger and rage and that life is a little more fun when one goes through it not entirely sober. Tracks like War in Me, Call It Like I See It and Rage/ Burn solidify that notion with a punctuated rhythm and guitar work that is so tightly controlled it almost feels mechanical. While Hellyeahs technique is worth taking note of, the downside is that most of the songs are similar enough to be almost indistinguishable from one another. The one break to this pattern is the ballad Between You and Nowhere, which starts slowly with acoustic guitars before building energy as the song progresses. The contrast between this song and the remainder of the album is so pronounced that it almost seems like a different band performed it. Band of Brothers is most certainly a competent, consistently heavy and energetic metal album. However, given the deep pool of talent in the band, one could expect something with a little more identity that doesnt just get lost in the crowd. Hellyeah has plenty of intensity on this album, but leaving behind some of the variety that was present on the bands earlier work makes Band of Brothers less memorable than one might like.
-- Michael Irwin Weekender Correspondent
Our Last Night Age of Ignorance Rating: W W W
Our Last Night comes of 'Age'

After nearly a decade, the post-hardcore outfit Our Last Night has made a name for itself by writing, relentlessly touring and producing intricate music that has managed to cultivate a huge following. The bands music has clearly grown and evolved right along with it over the years. Our Last Night has been going nonstop
since its members were young teenagers, and released Age of Ignorance via Epitaph Records this week. In addition to hard work, one thing that has helped this young band made up of Trevor Wentworth (vocals), Matthew Wentworth (guitar/vocals), Alex Woody Woodrow (bass) and Tim Molloy (drums) continue to thrive over the years is its ability to produce extremely expressive music. Trevor Wentworth is a gifted writer and, rather than singing about the typical tribulations of a man his age which usually seems to include mindless songs about breakups, his vocals are incredibly genuine and well-written. He seems to be constantly questioning everything, and his curiosity about life comes through in the bands music. The technical Fate has a symphonic quality that makes this song different than just about any other song out there right now. Liberate Me is the perfect balance of aggressive metal and melodic breakdowns, resulting in a track that is full of emotion. The band slows it down on the mellow Voices, in which its ability to play interesting and thought-provoking music is showcased. Our Last Night may be young, but this album is admirable on many levels and it will lure listeners and fans right in.
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Hellyeah Band of Brothers Rating: W W W
Less Hellyeah on third outing

Heavy metal supergroup Hellyeah recently released its third album, the aptly titled Band of Brothers. The band whose most prominent members are Mudvayne singer Chad Gray and Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul prefers a dirty, groove-heavy brand of metal. This is hardly a surprise given the history of its members, and the band focuses on this
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curse. If it wasnt bad enough that most of Normans life is spent being belittled by his father (Jeff Garlin), sneered at by his sister (Anna Kendrick) and picked on by a grotesque, hulking bully (a cleverly miscast Christopher Mintz-Plasse), hes tasked with saving the very same town that scorns him when his crazy uncle (John Goodman) reveals that the witchs curse is more than just a legend. Soon Norman will face seemingly bloodthirsty zombies, eerie visions of the past and possibly break the curse with a reluctant band of misfits. Visually speaking, ParaNorman is flawless. Its fun simply exploring the world of the film and taking in all of its kitschy sights such as the Salem-inspired locales, the squat station wagons that characters drive around in and Normans endless collection of zombie tchotchkes. Too bad ParaNorman doesnt have much to offer beyond its striking art direction.
Rating: W W
The storyline seems to be inspired by films like The Monster Squad but lacks the cheesy thrills and genuine humor of its predecessor. In addition, none of the characters in the film are very likable or sympathetic. Norman, the one character in this film we should be giving a damn about, is boring, whiny and unbearably morose. And even though its nice that ParaNorman reassures children its OK to be different, that message is, at times, more than a little overbearing as it hectors kids into dancing to the beat of their own drum. Youre not a human being until youre an outcast, according to ParaNorman. Disappointing and empty, ParaNorman will never be anything more than a missed opportunity. Oh, and parents, if you do decide to take your children to see this, please be aware that some scenes may be too intense for weak babies and sissies extraordinaire. Parental discretion is advised.
Norman, voiced by Kodi Smit-McPhee, in a scene from ParaNorman.
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top-motion animation is one of the most painstaking forms of animation. Unlike traditional ink and paint or CGI, you get a better sense of the pain and sacrifice that goes into producing a stop-motion feature. When watching something like Coraline or The Nightmare Before Christmas, its hard not picturing someone awkwardly crouched over a plasticine figure carefully manipulating its tiny facial features for eight excruciating hours just so it could look slightly pensive for 90 seconds of screen time. But its this kind of dedication that brings most of the handcrafted, lo-fi charm to stop motion animation and helps you to look past their frequently thin or non-existent storylines. But unfortunately, sometimes the animation no matter how well crafted can only carry a film so far, and in ParaNormans case, it takes a mere 10 minutes before you realize that hiding beneath all of that appealing animation lurks a storyline that is so conventional, preachy and unfunny that it wouldnt cut it as an episode of Scooby Doo. Opening with a goofy zombie-
movie homage that plays like a gentler, junior-league version of Quentin Tarantinos Grindhouse, ParaNorman starts out on the right foot by briefly focusing on the otherworldly abilities of Norman (voiced by The Roads Kodi Smit-McPhee), who can see and communicate with the dead. However, instead of exploiting Normans far more interesting relationship with the supernatural, ParaNorman flinches and concentrates on his increasingly antagonistic relationship with his living friends and neighbors who are all profiting off an old legend about a witchs
Grandma Babcock (Elaine Stritch), Sandra (Leslie Mann), Perry (Jeff Garlin), Norman, (Kodi Smit-McPhee) and Courtney (Anna Kendrick) in a scene from the movie.
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first section of Sorry. The piece, much like the book overall, is original and darkly humorous. In the story, readers meet the protagonist, a young Indian man who is employed for the singular purpose of withstanding pain, sorrow and grief for anyone willing to pay the price. While the price varies from deed to deed, he shares this sentiment with readers: Pain is an illusion, I know, and so is time, I know, I know. I know. The shift manager never stops reminding us. Doesnt help, actually. Doesnt help when you are on your third broken leg of the day. Each protagonist is colorful. Unlike forcing his characters into a stereotypical mold, Yu individualizes each enough for readers to make a connection with, but never enough that we know what they might do next. As the stories progress, readers may notice a fragmentation of the characters and, in some cases, the actual stories. The technique employed with those specific pieces places the reader in a surreal environment often times making us question what is actually fact from fiction. The disconnection of these characters regarding their loneliness and bleak desperation is often relatable among readers and perhaps what draws them closer to some of the characters in times of triumph. While the entirety of the collection is superb, some of the most enjoyable stories include First Person Shooter, Hero Absorbs Major Damage and Inventory. Overall, Yus collection is thought provoking in large part of his unique narrative style. Though the stories vary greatly in length, many of the pieces can be distinguished as flash fiction both punchy and raw. As one of the best new young voices in fiction, Yu has demonstrated an excellence readers can continue to look forward to with his works ahead.
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(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre, 570.826.1100) Menopause, the Musical: Oct. 3-4, $52.60-$58.25
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harles Yu, author of How To Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, is no stranger to fiction. In fact, his most recent work, Sorry Please Thank You, demonstrates that he continues to discover and dissect the science fiction genre with his newest collection of short stories connected by the most unlikely of themes disconnection. The book, which is composed of 13 short stories, establishes a great breadth of personality and potential. In the collection, Yu incorporates American pop culture around stellar narratives that feed our insatiable hunger for topics like zombies, love, reality and the virtual world in between. The stories offer a varying narrative style, therein making the collection appealing to a larger audience. The collection is categorized by three sections Sorry, Please and Thank You hence the title. The opening story, Standard Loneliness Package, appears in the
(545 Charles St., Luzerne, 570.718.0673, joanharrisdancers.com) Feeling Hot Hot Hot!: Aug. 22, 4 p.m., 7 p.m., Knoebels Amusement Resort. Call 287.7977 for details. Free, open to public.
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(1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.342.5555) Psychic Theaters Haunted! Mysteries of THE Beyond: Nightly through Sept. 15, curtain rises 7 p.m. $35. Reservations required. 3 hours or longer. For info, visit PsychicTheater.com, call 570.383.9297.
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org) Legally Blonde: Aug. 24-25, 7 p.m.; Aug. 26, 3 p.m. All-you-can-eat dinner buffet 90 minutes prior to all performances. Tickets: $16/adults, $14/seniors 62+, students 12+, $10/ kids. Dinner-and-show: $32/adults, $28/seniors, students, $20/kids. Call or go online to reserve.
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(570.421.5093, theshawneeplayhouse.com) Theyre Playing Our Song: Ongoing until Sept. $28/adults, $25/seniors, $15/children. Call/visit website for tickets, show times, more info. S.T.A.R.S. on Stage: through Aug. 31. Shows 10 a.m. $5. Summer package, 7 shows, $30. Forbidden Broadways Greatest Hits: through Sept. 2. $28/adults, $25/seniors, $15/children. Call/visit website for tickets, show times, more info.
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(5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuangola, 570.868.3582, grovetickets@frontier.com, nuangola-grove.com. $20/ musicals, $18/plays, season pass/$50. BYOB) My Way: A Musical Tribute to Frank Sinatra: Sept. 7-8, 14-15, 8 p.m., Sept. 9, 16, 3 p.m. W
-- compiled by Stephanie DeBalko, Weekender Staff Writer Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
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ast week, the Weekender reported that The Vintage Theater was close to finding a new home. Now, its official. The lease is signed. The ink is dry. The space at 326 Spruce Street in Scranton, formerly known as The Manhattan Room Project, is the new Vintage Theater. This space has an incredible history to it, Vintage founder Conor OBrien said. It was the hotspot in Scranton a generation or two ago. Its beautiful, with this early to mid-20th Century art deco style. I cant wait to see a punk band in there. OBrien said that renovations needed are minimal and will be covered by donations the Vintage has received over the last few months. The venues Indiegogo.com page ended up not just achieving its fundraising goal of $3,646, but exceeded it by $164. That also doesnt count the money made at smaller fundraising events held locally or donations made without use of Indiegogo. OBrien said hed even been stopped in public and handed donations personally by supportive Scranton locals. Im just so grateful, he said. You truly never know what youve got until its gone, or almost gone, in this case. With the process of moving-in
already underway, the Vintage will start with a soft reopening, participating in the upcoming First Friday, on Sept. 7. On display will be work by local artists Heidi Van Lueven and Jenna Casaldi, among others. The exhibit is free and open to the public. On Friday, Sept. 14, the Vintage will officially christen its new home with a grand re-opening party that is also free (though donations are encouraged). Scranton band A Fire with Friends will perform, along with other groups yet to be announced. More events planned for the fall include a steampunk-themed art exhibit, a screening of the 1925 Lon Chaney film The Phantom of the Opera and a two-day comedy event featuring performers from NEPA, Philadelphia and New York City. OBrien stresses that these events amount to only a small sample of the offerings he and Vintage co-owner Theresa OConnor are planning for the venues new home. Ive literally been doing almost nothing since we got the place but setting up dates, OBrien said. The Vintage is still so young. Its just leaving adolescence. Now, its going to college. W Info: scrantonsvintagetheater.com or find the theater on Facebook.
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n 1919, the Prohibition Era began in the U.S., making alcohol sales and consumption illegal. The passing brought about an age of smuggling, mafia wars and some wild parties at hidden speakeasies throughout the country. Just like a scene from the HBO hit, Boardwalk Empire, the Jason Miller Playwrights Project is throwing a secret soiree that will take attendees back in time complete with flappers, gangsters and cocktails when The Olde Brick Theatre in Scranton becomes the Providence Speakeasy Sunday, Aug. 26. The place itself looks so much like a speakeasy, said Sarah Regan, project associate with the JMPP. Its tucked away from the street. When we give people directions, they sound secretive: OK, turn off West Market Street into Stirnas parking lot, squeeze into the upper parking lot, go up the ramp and knock on the door, etc. The theaters small and dark. We couldnt get a better location for this kind of party if we tried. It isnt just the location that makes this speakeasy ultra authentic, its the organizers vision of the past and the local talent who are entertaining throughout the evening. When you think about a Prohibition-era speakeasy, the organizers did everything themselves, Regan noted. They made their own brew, their own refreshments. They didnt have famous acts. They created their own entertainment with local acts. Speakeasies were breeding grounds for a lot of great music and art, but they were also places where locals could go to unwind. We like to think of the Olde
Providence Speakeasy committee members Pamela Hill McNichols, Kait Burrier and Carla Reck. Brick in the same way. The benefit party helps promote local theater by compensating all the actors, directors, writers, etc. involved. The funds raised allow these artists to see their visions materialize on the stage throughout the JMPPs production season. The JMPP is dedicated to making sure local writers work gets heard, Regan said. Throughout the year, we do stuff that you wont find anywhere else, all made by local writers, actors and directors. This year, were producing 12 one-act plays by 12 different local writers. It takes a lot of people to put together a quality production, and we want to make sure that everyone involved gets compensated for their time and effort. This speakeasy is also providing some extras for those guests with an ignited curiosity for the Prohibition-era parties that defined the 1920s. These a la carte ticket options will allow peeks into the theaters back rooms complete with reserved entertainment. The act will be announced to the house, which will be set up complete with a jazz band, singers and cocktail tables. Those interested in seeing the announced ala carte act will be taken backstage to one of the theaters back rooms, explained Regan. The following options are available: A 1930s cocktail tasting and presentation, a short improv comedy show, spiritual tarot readings and a short pulpdrama sketch called The Burlesque Dressing Room. Tickets for the event are limited to 100, so advanced sales are suggested. Guests are also encouraged to dress up in flapper/ neo-burlesque style costumes and become a character of the nights festivities. Its not like anything youre going to get anywhere else, Regan said. Weve got something for everyone: Great music, food, costumes, quality entertainment. And its all locally grown. Youll be supporting local artists and having a great time. Its on a Sunday, so what better way to W kick off your week? The Providence Speakeasy, a Dyonisia 12 benefit party Sun., Aug. 26, 6-9 p.m., The Olde Brick Theatre (128 W. Market St., Scranton). $20 GA, $40 VIP, 21+. Info: subverseaphrodesia.com
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pearing on stage with NKOTB for that groups hit, Hangin Tough. The reunion weekend continued Saturday night as 98 Degrees performed 45 minutes of its hits. Midway through the set, singer Justin Jeffre noted that one of the last times prior to the weekend 98 Degrees performed live was right before Sept. 11 at Madison Square Garden, a show that was in honor of Michael Jacksons 30-year anniversary as a solo artist. With that, 98 Degrees broke in to a mega-mix of songs from The King of Pop, including Man in the Mirror and Wanna Be Startin Somethin. 98 Degrees veered from its music when all four members sang the Nick Lachey single, Whats Left of Me. Jeffre was the bands primary spokesperson throughout the evening, thanking the fans for returning after all these years. Can I tell you how happy we are to be here after 11 years off? he said. If I could borrow a line from LL Cool J, Dont call it a comeback. Weve been here for years. 98 Degrees finished with Give Me One More Night (Una Noche). It was a fitting choice in that the band is banking on fans giving them one more chance the men have already announced that a new album is in the works. W
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t was appropriate on a number of levels for 98 Degrees to comeback on a concert lineup that included other reunited boy bands like the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block. I had some behind-thescenes info. I knew it was going down, New Kid Jordan Knight told me last week of the comeback. These groups and others were a part of the Summer MixTape Fest at Hersheypark Stadium. Thats one of the things Im looking forward to, is seeing the reaction to the 98 Degrees reunion. When asked what was most difficult about NKOTBs 2008 comeback, Knight cited the pressure and uncertainty that surrounded the group. Its a lot of pressure getting back in to the spotlight, and the biggest thing is you dont know what to expect. So it is kind of nerve-wracking, the singer explained. When we came back, and we performed on The Today Show, we didnt know how many people were going to show up. For us, that was the scariest thing. 98 Degrees took a similar route, performing on NBCs Today Friday during which host Savannah Guthrie quipped that the guys have graduated on to man-band status following its 10-plus year hiatus and it performed The Hardest Thing and I Do. Later that night, the quartet surprised concertgoers at day one of MixTape Fest by ap-
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21st Annual Ukrainian Folk Festival Aug. 26, noon-8 p.m., Ukrainian American Sport Center (Tryzub, County Line and Lower State Roads, Horsham). Stage show, 1:304:30 p.m., 4:30-8 p.m. Ukrainian Public Dance. $15, $10/students, free/ under 15. Free parking. Proceeds benefit youth soccer and cultural programming. La Festa Italiana Sept. 1-3, Courthouse Square, Scranton. Info: lafestaitaliana.org Plymouth Alive Kielbasa Festival Aug. 24-25 (plymouthalive.org) Pocono Garlic Festival Sept. 1-2, Shawnee Mountain Ski Area. Info: poconogarlic.com Pocono State Craft Festival Aug. 25-26, Quiet Valley Living Historical Farm (1000 T416, Stroudsburg). Pottery, jewelry, baskets. Info: 570.476.4460, poconocrafts.com St. John Neumann Parish Annual Festival Aug. 23-25, Nativity Church grounds (633 Orchard St., Scranton)
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pets who have cancer or have died from cancer. Candys Place (570.714.8800) Cancer Genetics: What You Need to Know: Aug. 27, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Call to register. Do the Ten/Run for Cancer Wellness: Oct. 7, registration 7:30 a.m., Kirby Park, Wilkes-Barre. To register call or visit cancerwellnessnepa.org. Good Life Golf Classic Aug. 31, 9 a.m., Sand Springs Golf Course (10 Clubhouse Dr., Drums). $80/person, $320/team. Benefits Clifton R. Lewis Good Life Foundation. Info: 480.658.7534, crlgoodlife.org/ events--sponsors.html Laughter with A Purpose A Benefit for Michael Meoni Sept. 15, AFA Art Gallery, 2nd floor (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton). $20, tickets time specific; shows at 8 p.m., 10 p.m., available at door. Here We Are In Spain, Unorganized Business, Mike Simon, Fire With Friends, Brendan Regan. Basket raffles, refresh-
ments. To pre-order tickets, call 570.604.1874. Proceeds go to Meoni, diagnosed in March 2011 with Acute Myeloid Leukemia. Northeastern Pennsylvania Race for the Cure 5K Coed Run/Walk Sept. 8, registration 6 a.m., race 8:30 a.m., Courthouse Square, Scranton. Must register, race bibs must be worn. Rain or shine. To register, for info: komennepa.org Pancreatic Cancer Action Network 2ndAnnual Dave Morrell Memorial Golf Tournament: Aug. 25, Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club. Info/to register: 570.383.7906, 575.1024 Stephs Fall 5K Oct. 27, 10:30 a.m.-noon, Luzerne County Sports Complex (2009 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort), $20 for 5K run/3K walk. In memory of Stephanie Godri-Johnston, an avid cross-country runner who passed away at 32 this year from, to fund the Stephanie GodriJohnston Memorial Scholarship and
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933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa. 18643) Washington, D.C.: Sept. 29-30 The Chocolate Show and 9/11 Memorial: Nov. 10 Camp Papillion Pet Adoption and Rescue (570.420.0450, camppapillion.org) Stroudfest: Sept. 1, Stroudsburg. Info: ShermanTheater.com The Big Bandingo at Petrizzos: Sept. 8-9, 7 p.m., Petrizzos Restaurant (589 Milford Road, E. Stroudsburg). $10. Music funfest. Jungle Tiki Bar, camping food, beer, Pie-athalon, raffles. Info: 588.6414 Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m. Beth Moore study, Jesus, the One and Only. All women welcome. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of events: Intergenerational Classes: Open Studio and Portfolio Prep: 7-8:30 p.m. Session 5, Aug. 28. $15/ class, $60/4 classes. Call to register. Adult Classes: Pottery for Beginners: 7-8:30 p.m. Series 5, Aug. 29, Sept. 5. Ages 13+. $60/class. All materials supplied. Call to register. Decorative Painting: Noon-3 p.m., Aug. 22, 29. Ages 16+. $20/class plus cost of painting surface. Pre-registration required, call to register. Special Events: Porgy and Bess Broadway Trip: Sept. 12, departs Dietrich 8 a.m., returns 11 p.m. Show, dinner at Carmines. $220, includes ticket, bus, dinner, tax, tips, contribution to Dietrich. Doug Smith Music (dougsmithbass@comcast.net, 570.343.7271) Aug. 31, 7-8:30 p.m., Riverside Park, Dalton. Dixieland All-Stars featuring Erin Malloy. Drag Divas of Comedy Aug. 27, doors 7 p.m., show 8 p.m., Evolution, Woodlands Inn & Resort. Hosted by Tinsel Garland. DJ David Petrilla. Starring Pola Frost, Gia Rylie, Sophie Tucker, more. $10/advance, $15/door, available at Dmentedinc.com. Endless Mountain Pilots 6th Annual All-You-Can-Eat Pasta Dinner Fundraiser: Aug. 25, 2-6 p.m., Seamans Airport (Windsock Lane & Seamans Road, Factoryville). Spaghetti, meatballs, salad, rolls, coffee, tea, soda. $7. Drawing for one-hour flight lesson/scenic ride. Info:
570.945.5125. Proceeds benefit Endless Mountain Pilots EAA Chapter 1458, Inc. Gouldsboro United Methodist Church (495 Main St., Gouldsboro) Chicken Barbecue: Aug. 25, noon-6 p.m. Dine in or take out. $9. For tickets, call 570.842.6106, 842.8738 Griffin Pond Animal Shelter (967 Griffin Pond Road, Clarks Summit) Family Petnic: Aug. 25, 1-5 p.m. South Abington Park. $10 donation. Food, music, games. Jeannine M. Lubys Keep Wine-ing He Might Start to Look Like Prince Charming Comedy Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m., Bartolai Winery (West Pittston). Luby, guest Joe Bryan. $15 at NotPrinceCharming.com or 570.650.7518. Kings College: (133 North River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or www.kings.edu) events: Film Screening Under the Same Moon: Sept. 26, 7 p.m., Burke Auditorium, William G. McGowan School of Business. Free. Info: 208.5898 Live Music on the Patio at Fire and Ice on Toby Creek (111 S. Main St., Trucksville, 570.696.3580, firandiceontobycreek.com) Aug. 23, 6-9 p.m.: Jazz Guitarist/ Vocalist Spencer Reed, reedjazz.com Aug. 30, 6-9 p.m.: Jazz Guitarist Bill Washer, billwasher.com Mount Airy Casino Resort (44 Woodland Road, Mount Pocono) Firework Schedule: Aug. 24; Sept. 1, 9 p.m. Sneak Peek Screening of Goat: Aug. 25, 8 p.m. William DeMeo, Armand Assante, Ice T. $15 online, visit mountairycasino.com. Labor Day Fight Night: Aug. 31, gates 6:30 p.m., first bout 7:30 p.m. After party at Gypsies Nightclub. Derek Take it to the Bank Webster, Juan The Beast Rodriguez, Angel Ocasio, more. Womens 4-round contest. $35-$65, call 877.682.4791, visit mountairycasino.com. Northern Tier Symphony Orchestra (570.289.1090, northerntiersymphony@yahoo.com, northerntiersymphony.org) Auditions: Aug. 22, 5-9 p.m. Requirements on website. The Osterhout Free Library events (71 S. Franklin St., WilkesBarre, www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959) Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. P+J Comedy Nights
(PSpratt.com) Jessimae Peluso and a night for the United Way / Jay Thyberg / Jeremy Pryal / Paul Spratt / Kevin Dombrowski: Sept. 1, 20th Ward (2028 Pittston Ave., Scranton). $10/advance, $15/door. Pecha Kucha Night Scranton Aug. 25, 7:30 p.m., New Visions Studio Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton). $5 suggested donation. Rapid fire creative show-and-tell. Open to public. Info: facebook.com/PechaKuchaNightScranton, twitter.com/PechaKuchaScran, pechakuchascranton@gmail.com Penn State Wilkes-Barre (Rte. 115, wb.psu.edu, 570.675.9253) 28th Annual Arts at Hayfield Summer Festival: Aug. 26, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 120+ artisans, musicians, crafters, more. Pat Ward, Just Us, Robert Smith, Irish Step Dancers, Back Mountain Youth Theatre production of Jack and the Beanstalk, more. Tours, demonstrations. Childrens crafts. $2 donation/adults. Info: 675.9232, jrw4@psu.edu, artsathayfield.org Annual Pump and Five Kilometer Run Contest: Aug. 26, registration 9 a.m., race 10 a.m. Info: 675.9232, jrw4@psu.edu, artsathayfield.org Civil Engineering Exam Review: Thurs., Sept. 6-March 21, 6-9 p.m. $1,025 (handouts included). Revolvers Outdoor Summer Bash Aug. 25, 1-6 p.m., Kings Restaurant deck (49 S. Mountain Blvd., Mountain Top). $30. Beer, buffet. Featuring Revolver, Vanishing Point, Pauls Turn, Friction. For tickets call Tony at 570.510.4589 or Bartolai Winery at 388.8466. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) Accepting submissions for 2013 Calendar: Send photos of pets by Oct. 1. All entrants featured. May is memorial page for pets that have passed (please specify). Include name, address, phone, e-mail on back of photo; pets name/info optional. Send 4x6 prints w/ $10 (check/money order) for each pet to: Safe Haven Rescue, ATTN: Safe Haven Calendar, P.O. Box 1987, Albrightsville, PA 18210. Available mid Nov. St. Michaels Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. St. Stephens Episcopal ProCathedral (35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.346.4600) Food Pantry open Mon.-Fri., noon-4 p.m. Clothing Closet: free clothing for
Paws for a cause The first-ever Bark For Life of Wyoming County dog-walking event will be held Saturday, Aug. 25 from 9 a.m.-noon at Nesbitt Memorial Park in Kingston. Bark For Life is a fundraiser for The American Cancer Society. The event will have activities for dogs and owners, and there will be a ceremony to honor pets with cancer or those who have died from cancer at 11 a.m. Registration for dogs begins at 8 .a.m., and the commitment fee is a donation of $15 for the first dog and $5 for each additional dog. For more info, call 570.562.9749. men, women, children. Open Tues., 4-6:30 p.m., Wed., noon-3:30 p.m. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., WilkesBarre, 570.824.7722) A Course in Miracles / Holistic Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:308:30 p.m. Meditation Chakra Clearing Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. $8. Oneness meditation, chakra clearing/energization, transfer of Divine Energy. Welcome beginning, experienced meditators, all paths. Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoyministry.com. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) events: Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed., 7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic & advanced ballroom, swing. $15/person. For info, call Vince Brust at 489.3111. Tennis Clinics Beginner-Intermediate: Private, semi-private lessons. Wilkes-Barre City Events Farmers Market: Thurs., through Nov. 15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Public Square. Thurs. Info: wilkes-barre.pa.us/farmersm.php Aug. 23: Music by K8 Aug. 30: College Student Day, music by Robb Brown Band. Includes $1 discount off $5+ purchase for local college students with ID and giveaways. Wyoming Valley Flames Tryouts for Girls Fast Pitch Softball 10U/12U age group, Aug. 25, 10 a.m. 16U age group, Aug. 22-23, 6 p.m.; Aug. 25, 11 a.m. Ashley softball field, Conyngham St. Info: 570.466.9644, 328.2643, 239.3627, 574.5075 Wyoming Valley West Class of 1978 35th Reunion Planning Meeting Aug. 24, 4-6 p.m., Rodanos, Public Square, WilkesBarre. All alumni welcome. More info at wvw78.com, info@wvw78.com, 203.675.4095. To be held July 13, 2013. Y Walk Wed. Guided evening walks in Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton. Begin 6 p.m., meet in lobby either citys YMCA. In case of rain, walk same time following day. Info: Wilkes-
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y friend Peter thought it would be a nice idea to set me up on a blind date with his friend, Greg. Dont worry, hes a nice guy. This is a chant Ive heard far too many times before. He is my friend though, how bad could it be? I give Peter the OK to pass my number along, and the next day, Greg texts me, and we begin to chat. He rides horses and is a nice, normal country boy. We decide to go horseback riding the next day. At 10 a.m., I hear what sounds like a garbage truck, and a 1976 bag of bolts comes thundering up my driveway. OK, Im not judgmental he works on a farm, right? I should expect a beat-up truck. I walk out and say hello. I attempt to open the door, it doesnt open. Here is sign No. 1 I should stay home. He swiftly picks up his leg and kicks the door open from inside. OK, I can do this. I get in the truck and cant breathe because of the abundance of AXE body spray. Suddenly, the perfectly clear blue sky vanishes, and it starts to pour. Sign No. 2. We cannot go horseback riding, so Greg suggests roller skating. Its been about 10 years since my cool junior high days, so why not? On the ride, he is telling the most unusual stories about his childhood hobby of collecting rocks (very fascinating). We pull into the rink, which doesnt open until 2 p.m. Sign No. 3. Greg suggests a movie. OK, its dark, and we wont have to talk much. In the back of my mind, Im silently killing Peter. I pulled up both Cinemark and Movies 14 show times and nothing starts for two more hours.
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Barnes & Noble WilkesKings Booksellers (7 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) Events/Book Clubs: Open Mic Night: last Tues. of every month, 6:30 p.m. Writers Workgroup: Wyoming Valley Wordsmiths: first/third Tues. monthly, 7 p.m. Childrens Events: Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 a.m.-noon. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) Writers Group: Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m. 18+. Celebrates all types of writing styles, formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to register. Kings College Events: (133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5900, www.kings.edu) Campion Literary Society Open Reading: Sept. 20, 7 p.m., Regina Court (N. Main St., Kings College). Poems, short stories, drama, creative nonfiction. Bring original works or work of published authors. Info: ext. 5487 New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Writers Showcase: Sept. 8, 7 p.m. Chicago-based fiction writer Eugene Cross, Scott Thomas, Lisbeth Herr Gelatt, Richard Aston, Jennifer Matarese, Lauren Stahl. Free, books available for sale. Complimentary wine. Pages & Places Cafe Programs (Platform Lounge at Trax in Radisson Lackawanna Station Hotel, 700 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. Happy hour 6 p.m., programs 7 p.m.) A Scientific Look at MarijuanaEverything you wanted to know: Aug. 23 Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565) Closed until Aug. 27, noon. Items to be returned may be placed in book drop or returned to any other Luzerne County Library. To renew, visit pittstonmemoriallibrary.org or call any other Luzerne County Library. STACKS Writing Group Every other Tues., 6 p.m., The Banshee, (320 Penn Ave., Scranton). Info: stackswritinggroup@gmail.com West Pittston Library (200 Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, 570.654.9847) Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. Free. Informal discussion of memberselected books. Weekly story time for children: Fri., 1 p.m. Free. phia, 5:15-6:30 p.m.; poetry reading by David Elliott, Joseph Burinsky, 6:30 p.m.; West Coast swing dance lesson, 6:45 p.m.; Sunnyside Combo, 7:30 p.m.; PA Jazz Alliance Trio, 9 p.m. Info: wchamber@epix.net The Butternut Gallery & Second Story Books (204 Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. Fiber Arts & Artists: through Sept. 16. Camerawork Gallery (Downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry
Gallery 13. Gallery at the Pocono Community Theater (88 S. Courtland St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456. poconocommunitytheater.org) Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs., 3:30-9 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 3:30-11 p.m.; Sun., 12:30-9 p.m. Mediterrania Paintings of the Amalfi Coast & Mediterranean Region by Thomas Augusta: through Oct. 21. Front gallery. Reception Aug. 25, 1-3 p.m. Local photographers James Chesnick and John Kopp: through Oct. 21. Back gallery. Reception Aug. 25, 1-3 p.m. Hope Horn Gallery (Hyland Hall, University of Scranton, 570.941.4214) Gallery Hours: Sun.-Fri., noon-4 p.m.; Wed., 6-8 p.m. The Lackawanna Iron Furnaces of Scranton, Pennsylvania: History, Art, Heritage: Sept. 7-Nov. 6. Lecture Sept. 7, 5-6 p.m., Pearn Auditorium, Brennan Hall. Public reception, 6-8 p.m., gallery. Tours of The Estate, Sept. 8, 2 p.m. Luzerne County Historical Society Museum (69 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) The Wonderful Story of Planters Peanuts: through Oct. 27. Marquis Art and Frame (515 Center St., Scranton, 570.344.3313) Linda Keck Exhibit Watercolor Explorations: through Sept. 5.
p.m., Quiet Valley Living Historical Farm, Stroudsburg. $6. Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/ schulmangallery, 570.740.0727) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Pennsylvania Artisans Exhibit: through Sept. 6. Glass, pottery, sculptures, painting, more. Photography Exhibit: Sept. 14-Oct. 11 Old Masters: Oct. 19-Nov. 22 Annual Faculty/Alumni Exhibit: Nov. 30-Jan. 3 Sordoni Art Gallery at Wilkes University (150 S. River St., Stark Learning Center, 570.408.4325) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-4:30 p.m. Rosalyn Richards: Recent Works: Aug. 28-Oct. 21. Reception Aug. 31, 4-6 p.m. Large-format graphite, ink drawings, etchings. STAR Gallery at the Mall at Steamtown (570.969.2537/ 343.3048) Flexi-Visions Art, photography and oil paintings, with Thomas Gavern and Mildred Williams: through Sept. 30. First Friday reception, Sept. 7, 6-9 p.m. Refreshments, live music. Sullivan County Council on the Arts Accepting applications for annual juried Fall Art Expo. At least $1,200 in cash prizes this year. Categories: Painting, drawing, photography, three-dimensional art. PDF applications at sullivanarts.org/upload/2012expoapplication.pdf. Info: sullivanarts.org, info@sullivanarts.org, 570.928.8927 Fall Art Expo: Oct. 13-14, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Forksville Fairgrounds (Rte. 154, Forksville). Widmann Gallery (Located in Kings Colleges Sheehy-Farmer Campus Center between North Franklin and North Main Streets, WilkesBarre, 570.208.5900, ext. 5328) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public. Anthracite Miners and Their Hollowed Ground: through Sept. 28. 300 hexagon-shaped historical illustrations of mining in NEPA by local artist Sue Hand. Artist discussion Sept. 14, 6-8 p.m. W
-- compiled by Stephanie DeBalko, Weekender Staff Writer Send your listings to: weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline for publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
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AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artistsforart.org) Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. Life Drawing sessions: every Mon., 7-9 p.m. Contact ted@tedmichalowski.com for info. Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA, $2 student. Aug. 26, Walter Prez & the Awesome; Sept. 16, Beat Jazz Poetry Night Artspace Gallery (221 Center St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737, artspace-bloomsburg.com) Gallery Hours: Thurs.-Sat., noon-8 p.m., Sun., noon-5 p.m., or by appointment. Natural Layers: Aug. 23-Sept. 30. Artists reception Aug. 24, 6-8 p.m. Marilyn Paul, fine art print maker, and Vicki Renn, watercolor painter. ARTSPACE Gallery (18 N. 7th St., Stroudsburg, 570.476.4460, artspacegallery.net) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat-Sun, noon-4 p.m. Featured Artist: Don Manza, Photography Brodhead Creek Autumn by Will Daskal: Featured for Oct. Artists reception, Oct. 6. ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com) Summer Hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Summer Sonata: The Paintings of Sharon Cosgrove: through Aug. 25. Blue Heron Art Gallery (121 Main St., Wyalusing, 570.746.4922, www.blueheronart.org) Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. by appt. Seeking The Muse-A decade of Art at the Blue Heron Gallery: through Jan. 24. 22 artists. Opening Aug. 24, $10. Debbie Reeder, principle cellist of Opera Company of Philadel-
Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, 570.510.5028. www.cameraworkgallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Cameraphone Show: Sept. 7-Oct. 2. Entry forms/guidelines available on website, at Marquis and AFA galleries. Accepting submissions until Aug. 31. Call for info. Dietrich Theatre (downtown Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500) Many Expression of Folk Art: through Aug., during scheduled movie times or by appointment. Free. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ seniors; $2 children 6-12; members free. BEEyond, featuring an artistic exploration via the lens of photographer Rose-Lynn Fisher, and Directing Sunbeams: Beekeeping in Northeast Pennsylvania: through Sept. 3. Titanic: Explore the Legend & 100 Years of History: through Sept. 3,
Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Two Travelers work by Mary Lou Steinberg and Kate Senunas: through Sept. 8. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine St., Scranton, www.newvisionstudio.com, 570.878.3970) Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. and by appointment. The Northeast Photography Club and Joe Kubic Group Show: through Aug. 29. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery (Misericordia University, 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art) Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. Igor Khazanov Paintings and Brother Kenneth Chapman Celebration of Life: through Sept. 22 Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) Pocono State Craft Festival: Aug. 25, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Aug. 26, 10 a.m.-5
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Amandas Bitch: Im not a parent, so this may be one of those times when people with kids might say, You just dont understand because youre not a parent, but do people with strollers think they rule the sidewalk? I cant even tell you how many stroller collisions Ive gotten into in the past month. One left the back of my foot cut up! Some people just dont have an ounce of consideration for other people. For every responsible strollerpushing parent that exists, there are three careless kid wheelers around. My favorite is when they leave the stroller in the middle of the sidewalk or store walkway. Not only are you blocking the passageway for everyone to walk by, but youve left your kid in the middle of a sea of strangers. What is it about the kid mobile that makes people think they have the right to take up all of the walkway space? I cant even deal with the stroller people at the outlets in Tannersville. Its like they dont even care that there are other people around. When they see you struggling to get around them and their stroller, they
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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, left, and his vice presidential running mate Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis. dont even flinch or move an inch. Parents with small children who still get pushed around I beg you: Dont forget what it was like to be a fast-walking single person with somewhere to go. Dont leave your tiny person in the middle of the walkways and aisles. Please, and thank you. mess this country is in. And this mess is not a Republican vs. Democrat battle both parties have been on a spending spree for decades, but its all coming to an end in the next few years whether we like it or not. The realities are this: According to government numbers, social security dries up in 2037. Medicare goes belly up in 2024, and we are about to hit $16 trillion in debt! (Remember that big battle last August where government almost shut down when we hit the debt ceiling at $15 trillion? Were about to hit it again at the new level). Cutting back is always painful, but so are diets. And the reality of it is, unless we put government on a diet, this great country is going to implode financially. And if youre in your 30s or younger, you are really getting screwed because this generation keeps ringing up a tab that you will have to pay one day. So whether Ryan helps Romney defeat Obama or not, I am so happy that at last were are going to lay out all the ugly numbers on the table, and the American public can hear the reality of our predicament and decide what direction this country needs to go in. And until you admit there is a problem, you can never find the solution. W
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Jeffs Brag: When it was announced that Paul Ryan would be Mitt Romneys running mate a couple of weeks ago, I was so excited. But not for the reason you might assume. Im a conservative, but Im still not sure Romney will win despite an economy that is just sad and pathetic. No, the reason I was so excited with the choice of Ryan means that, finally, this country is going to have to face the economic realities of the trouble we are in. Ryans strength is budgets. (He was head of the House Appropriations Committee), and whether you like his politics or not, he has an ability to explain in clear Hey stroller drivers, how about you and simple terms stop hogging the sidewalks? the deep financial
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the Northern Congo region. Another man hopes to do the same as Fay. Famous basketball player Yao Ming is an animal advocate taking a stand to stop poaching. Ming brings his celebrity status to Kenya to do work with WildAid with the hope of raising awareness on the severity of elephant and rhino poaching. As he comes faces to face with some of the worlds most majestic species, he plans on documenting the poaching crisis so people around the world will understand what these creatures are facing. Ming notes on his personal blog that one of the largest black rhino sanctuaries in East Africa is at risk, stating: Last year alone, Ol Pejeta lost five of their 88 rhinos to poachers, which has been their greatest loss in twenty years. According to WildAid, since 2008 elephant poaching has been on the rise and their numbers fell from 1.3 million in 1979 to less than 600,000 today, as a result of the ivory trade. Ming hopes his fans will learn from his travels and realize that poaching is a deadly crime against wildlife that needs to be stopped. Check out the rest of Yao Mings journey to Africa by visiting yaomingblog.com. W
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have never found fashion something to be feared, but then again, I was immersing myself in the world for as long as I can remember. I guess from the outside looking in, it can be intimidating to get in touch with your feminine side and put together an outfit that goes beyond the basic jeans and T-shirt that some people are so used to. Nothing wrong with that, of course. But theres also nothing wrong with wanting to dress up either. One thing thats a pet peeve of mine is when women who dont wear makeup or put much effort into their day-to-day outfit adopt this holier-thanthough attitude from everybody else because of this. These are the women that call the ones that spend that extra hour and a half on their hair as superficial or highmaintenance. To clear that up right now, putting forth an extra effort in ones appearance does not make them any less of an individual and on the flip side, not doing so just makes me find you lazy. This time, I am looking at those of you not just looking to update your wardrobe but the ones who skip over fashion columns because you are overwhelmed and confused. No matter what age you are, these are the pieces you can start adding into your basic wardrobe and slowly adopt a style of your own. These are, in my personal opinion, the must-haves for every womans wardrobe, even the not-so-fashion savvy. Next time you are out shopping, these are the items to look for: A black blazer, a little black dress, black skinny jeans, pencil skirt, nude or black pumps, a plain button-up white blouse, leather biker jacket, red lipstick and the perfect set of black lingerie for under it all. These are timeless pieces to invest in. Make sure they fit perfectly to your body and that you feel beautiful in them. You can incorporate them
Black and white is a timeless look. many ways throughout your wardrobe, from casual to dressy. Once you warm up to the idea of putting them together, youll begin to adopt your own personal style and feel more confident than ever before. Now obviously, the whole black-on-black look is timeless, but once youve mastered and feel comfortable with that, you can start getting playful with colors. But for now, keep it simple because you wont ever go wrong with black, nude gray and white. Unfortunately in the world we live in, appearance is more important than it should be, but do not look at it as dressing to impress someone else dress to please you. That extra boost of confidence, as vain as it may be, sometimes can turn your whole day around. The biggest mistake is those who fear fashion and decide to look down upon those who consider it a large part of their life because someday you will change your mind. Trust me, the fashion world always welcome newcomers with open arms and stilettos. W
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Barre YMCA, 570.823.2191; Hazleton, 455.2046: Wilkes-Barre: Aug. 22: Nature in Your Neighborhood Your Dogs Place, LLC (570.729.8977, yourdogsplace@yahoo.com) K9 Nose Work: Intro to Nose Work, Sat., 11:30 a.m.; Wed., 10 a.m. Intro to Odor, Mon., 8:15 p.m. Intro to Vehicles and Exteriors, Mon., 7 p.m. Continuing Nose Work, Mon., 5 p.m. Kinderpuppy: Wed., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. Puppy parenting 101. Canine Life & Social Skills: Thurs., 5:30, 6:30, 7:30 p.m. Reliable Recalls: Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.
hoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhart-museum.org) Everybodys Art New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Preregistration required. Rosen Method easy movement program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art gallery, $5/class, free to members. Must pre-register. Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m. Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Preregistration required, groups welcome. For info, to register, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Wrestling fundamentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for info. Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info. Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61 Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) Accepting new students. Children (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available. Learn Hapkido. Self defense applications. $50 monthly, no contract. G.E.D. Classes Taught by experienced teacher. Meet two hours twice/week for one semester. Start date Sept. 10. Limited enrollment. Student must take placement test. To reserve, call 570.899.5576, e-mail sibut4710@aol.com. GreenBeing at ArtWorks Gallery & Studio (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, 570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com, shopgreenbeing.com; all supplies included) Screen Printing: Aug. 28, 6-8 p.m. Ages 16+. $85. Leave with personal screen. Letter Press: Sept. 1, noon-2 p.m. Ages 16+. $20. Info: handdeliverpress.com Book Binding: Sept. 15, noon-2 p.m. Ages 12+. $25. Eco- Crochet: Sept. 15, noon-3 p.m. Ages 16+. $50. GregWorks Professional Fitness Training (107 B Haines Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsbootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitnesscamp.com) Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group
training, couples personal training available. Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. New Years Resolution Flab to Fab Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. Private/Semi-Private sessions available, e-mail for info. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule. Kwonkodo Lessons by reservation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for info. Math Tutoring and Coaching Highly qualified and experienced teacher. All levels tutoring, coaching, homework help. Individuals/groups. Fun-filled Math Anxiety Buster Workshops. Open all week. Starts Sept. 10, ongoing enrollment. Call 570.899.5576, e-mail sibut4710@aol.com. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/nepabonsai). Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. Features business sessions, demonstrations/programs/workshops. 22nd Annual Open House: Sept. 8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Large bonsai tree display, demonstrations, bonsai trees/related items for sale. Shakuhachi flute entertainment by Jamie Orfanella. Bonsai tree competition open to all members. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio@gmail.com, newvisionsstudio.com) Kids Art Class: All About Art: Sat., ages 11-16. Sun., ages 5-10. $100-$125/ month, $30/class. Supplies included. Call to register. Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047 Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839, nejujitsu.com) Open 7 days/week, offers training in Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, boxing, Judo, Womens self defense. Group, private self defense classes available by appointment. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee LaChette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults & kids. $10/hour, $5/second class.
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Lackawanna Historical Society (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) Summer Downtown Walking Tours (free and open to the public): Sat. through Oct., 11 a.m. Call for starting places. Rotating trio of tours First Fridays, through Oct., 5 p.m., Radisson, Lackawanna Ave. Custom Tours: 7-8 blocks, about 2 hours. Routes selected based on interests of participants Most days, noon-6 p.m. $5/person, min. 4 people, max. 30. Call 955.0244. Step-on bus tours, Costume Tours: Call for info. Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12.
Arts on campus The 28th Annual Arts at Hayfield Summer Festival will be held Sunday, Aug. 26 from 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. on the Penn State Wilkes-Barre campus (1269 County Road 18, Dallas). The event features more than 120 artisans, musicians, crafters, and more and will include appearances by Pat Ward, Just Us, Robert Smith, Irish Step Dancers, Dudley Snyder, and more. There will also be a production of Jack and the Beanstalk by the Back Mountain Youth Theatre and tours of Hayfield House set for 11 a.m., 1 p.m. and 2:30 p.m. A donation of $2 is requested for adults. The Annual Pump and Five Kilometer Run Contest will be held the same day on campus with registration at 9 a.m. and the race at 10 a.m. For more info, call 570.675.9232, e-mail jrw4@psu.edu or visit artsathayfield.org. Above, Gerry Wall (president, Arts at Hayfield) and Karen Wall, members of the balloon committee. open hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed., 6:30 p.m. Covers Chinese style theories, concepts, applications. Sport fighting concepts explained, practiced. Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, gcraybart-artworks.com) Painting, drawing, creative arts/ pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil, mixed media: Adults (Ages 13+): Mon.-Tues., noon-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 6-9 p.m. Student may choose length of time from 1-3 hrs. for evening class Children (Ages 8-12): Weekdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Ballroom Dancing taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America. Available for private groups, clubs, organizations, senior centers, more. Call 570.785.9459. Beauty Lies Within School of Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., WilkesBarre, 570.793.5757, sl.beautylieswithin@gmail.com). Hours by appointment, free sample appointment. Call or e-mail for details. Bridge. Beginning or Intermediate Lessons, playing time for regular games and tournaments. Jewish Community Center (River Street, Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick Evans at 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken McCrea at 570.823.5957. Dankos Core Wrestling Strength Training Camp (DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) Four sessions/week, features two clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/ week. Increase power, speed, agility. Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info. Downtown Dojo Karate Academy (84 S. Main St., WilkesBarre, 570.262.1778) Offering classes in traditional karate, weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon. Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Drawing and Painting Lessons: Realist painter teaches techniques of old masters. Private lessons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya-
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A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570) Mom and Me art classes: every Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies. Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to register. Academy of Northern Martial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and Defense. Adult & Childrens Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class free. Walk-ins welcome, call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info. Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707) Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art
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LISTEN: Six Organs of Admittance Ascent (CD) On Ben Chasnys new, fullband, electric album, the guitars serve as traditional deliverers of heady riffs. Chasny has taken all his love of squall and meshed it with his eye for structure, hes shaped his beautiful playing into thick and downright catchy riffs, and hes injected a new energy into his project. If the last album, Asleep on the Floodplain, looked back at his more acoustic records, Ascent does indeed
WATCH: Los Lobos: Kiko Live (DVD) Theres a spirit to Kiko thats shared by no other Los Lobos album. While its still a Los Lobos album with the usual real-world concerns, its also the closest Los Lobos ever came to magical realism, and it might help explain why the album still stands so tall today on its 20th anniversary. Its now re-released in a deluxe format with extra tracks, and as live CD and DVD, from a live recording of the 2006 performance at San Diegos House of Blues, at which Los Lobos played the album in its entirety. Its just what youd expect from Los Lobos: great songs, skillfully played. READ: The Encyclopedia of Country Music: Second Edition, Country Music Hall of Fame & Museum What gets left in and what gets left out of a work such as this will always be controversial, but as a research and learning tool, this volume is impossible to beat for its sheer comprehensiveness and the attention to detail the writers have given to each of the
entries. As a tool for scholars, researchers and obsessives, this volume will be hard to improve upon; its authoritative, easy to access, easy to read and captivating. I read a few of the sections in strict alphabetical order moving from the A section all the way through C before switching, at random, to the Rs, then the Hs, then back to the Ds, with little sense of fatigue in any of those endeavors. PLAY: Rainbow Moon (EastAsiaSoft) This is the kind of game that would have been a sleeper hit in the PlayStation 1 era, the kind that was never heavily advertised, but any RPG fan who played it would turn into an evangelist. And 10 years later a rare unopened copy would sell for $100. Thankfully in this modern era of digital distribution, you wont have to spend that much to play Rainbow Moon, but you do need someone to evangelize it, since I dont think Ive seen a single ad for it anywhere. Its a great RPG that evokes the same one more turn mentality of the best strategy games.
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E-mail or call 991.1817. Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call 991.1817. Vocal Coaching w/ Nicole Rasmus: $15/half hour Stage Combat Lessons w/ Paul J. Gallo: 12 weeks, date/time TBA. 1.5 hours, prepare for intense physical activity, dress appropriately. $20/ week or $200 up front. Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) Ongoing Adult Classes Oil Painting: 6:30-8:30 p.m., Aug. 23. $72/member, $80/non-member, $60/senior member, $65/senior non-member. Materials list provided. Adult Classes Drawing: Aug. 22, 29. $72/member, $80/non-member, $60/senior member, $65/senior non-member. Materials list. Memoir Writing: Aug. 24, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $110/member, $120/non-member, $90/senior member, $95/senior non-member Intermediate Watercolor: Aug. 25, 1-4 p.m. $110/member, $120/non-member, $90/senior member, $95/senior non-member. Materials list. Creative Writing: Aug. 27, 6-8 p.m. $72/member, $80/non-member, $60/senior member, $65/senior non-member.
Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in opera/classical/musical theater. Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. School of Combat Arts (24 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.468.9701, schoolofcombatarts.com) Open 6 days/week. Offering classes in Brazilian jiu jitsu, submission grappling, Russian sambo, boxing, Muay Thai, kickboxing, Ninjutsu, wrestling. Classes for men, women, children. Group, private classes available. Childrens class now for $35/month. Shaolin White Crane Fist (Wyoming) Teaching traditional Chinese martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, ShauijiaoChinese Wrestling, more. $35/week, first week free. Three levels of training, ages 15+. Contact Master Mike DiMeglio 570.371.8898. Southside Senior Center (425 Alder St., Scranton, 570.346.2487) Language Partnership English & Spanish Classes: Fri., 10 a.m. Free, open to all. For info, call 346.0759.
St. Josephs School classes (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Self-defense techniques using cane, club, short stick, wooden sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn history principles, practical use. No prior martial arts experience. $10/ class. Womens Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Self-defense techniques to protect from variety of attacks. No prior martial arts experience. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10/class. World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, womens-only kickboxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Wyoming Valley Goju Ryu Karate Academy Classes Tues., Thurs. (kids: 5:30-7 p.m.; teens/adults: 7-8:30 p.m.); Sat. (kids: 10:30 a.m.-noon; teens/adults: Noon-1:30 p.m.), Kingston Rec. Center (655 Third Ave., Kingston).Info: 888.328.3218, valleygojukarate.com Wyoming Valley Art League Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info.
Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272) Private Yoga Instruction w/ certified senior Instructor of Himalayan Institute. 24 years experience. Learn secrets of Himalayan Masters. Lessons include asana, pranayama, meditation, relaxation, ayruveda, holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session Balance Ultimate Fitness (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes for $150. Balance Yoga and Wellness (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Kingston, 570.714.2777, balanceyogastudio.net, balanceyogawellness@gmail.com) Pole Fitness: Fri., 5:30 p.m. (beginner); 7 p.m. (intermediate). Sat., 1:30 p.m. (all levels); 3:15 p.m. (advanced). Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boulevard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyoga.com) All workshops $15, pre-registration suggested. Sun. Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features Alternating Vinyasa style yoga w/ yoga fusion. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) Boxing classes w/ Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40/month. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhannock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m. Series 4, Aug. 22, 29, Sept. 5, 12, 19, 26. $60/6 classes, $15/single class. Bring mat or towel. Call to register. Goddess Creations Shop & Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Summit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscreations.net) Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. Call. Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for 15-20 min. Monthly astrology workshop with Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call. Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts Classes Every month at Golightleys Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shopping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). Focus on cardio, stretching, defense, stamina, more. Self defense, cardio, karate aerobics also available. $75/ month. Call 570.814.3293 for info. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne)
Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 718.0673) Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hoop Fitness Classes (whirligighoopers.com) Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Charles St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to reserve. Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) $5. Inner Harmony Wellness Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, peteramato@aol.com) Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/reservation. Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898. Jim Thorpe Arts in Motion (434 Center St., Jim Thorpe, 570.483.8640, jtartsinmotion.com) Friday Night Drop-in Class for Chair Yoga, Guided Meditation, Spirit Connections: $8/class, $15/all three. Elemental Alchemist AnneMarie Balog, Level II Lakshmi Voelker Chair Yoga instructor. Private/group meditation sessions, reiki treatments, classes, yoga, tarot readings/parties, divination consultations. Contact 881.2399, shantispirit23@live.com. Info: jtartsinmotion.com/Classes/ elementalalchemist Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn self-defense system that combines Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). $40/month. For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit htkdi.com. Leverage Fitness Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386, www.leveragetrainingstudio.com) Morning Wake-Up Workout: Full body metabolic, Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-7:45 a.m. Primal Scream Classes: Tues., Thurs. 7-8 p.m. Inferno: High Intensity Interval Training: Sat., 10 a.m.
MIND AND BODY

2&4 Hand Drumming Circle Freestyle drum circle, every second/ fourth Sat., any time between 1-4 p.m., Everything Natural (426 S. State St., Clarks Summit). All ages, newcomers, old timers welcome. Hand drums, percussion provided. Free, no pressure. Absolute Pilates with Leslie (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, www.pilateswithleslie.com) Mon., Wed., Fri., 9-10 a.m. Private training on Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, along with Pilates mat classes, stability ball core classes, more. Check website for updates. Mon., Wed.: Nia Technique, 5:30 p.m. Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) Studio J, 2nd floor Meditation in tradition of Gurdjieff, Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 Childrens Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours.
Chew on this Mount Airy Casino Resort will host a sneak peek screening of the film Goat Saturday, Aug. 25 at 8 p.m. at Gypsies. Celebrities from the film will walk a red carpet at 7 p.m. that night. Part of Goat was filmed at Mount Airy Casino Resort, and the movie takes a look at the struggle of a man who is torn between the need to honor his family and pursuing a life of crime, which he craves. Above, William DeMeo, co-writer and actor from the film, who is also known for his work in Analyze That, Blue Bloods, Wannabes and The Sopranos. The movie also features Armand Assante and Ice T. Tickets to the screening are $15 and are available at mountairycasino.com.
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All classes free to members, $10 non-members. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info. Melt Hot Yoga (#16 Gateway Shopping Center, Edwardsville, 570.287.3400, melthotyogastudio.com) Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m. (90 minutes) Tues., Thurs., 4 p.m. (one hour) Sat., Sun., 9 a.m., 3 p.m. (90 minutes) Motivations Fitness Center (112 Prospect St., Dunmore. 570.341.7665) Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel Kali Dare: Learn various techniques and shed pounds. Call for info. NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) Free week of Boot Camp for new members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 p.m. Wirred: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. $5. Yoga: Thurs. 7 p.m. $10. Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to register. Pocono Yoga & Meditation Classes (570.472.3272, www.PoconoYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, certified yoga instructor Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East Mountain Apartments. Free to residents. Private Yoga Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call. Private Meditation Instruction: Only by appointment. $35 per hour. Call. Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886, www.pranayogadunmore.com) Classes taught in vinyasa flow, geared for all levels Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m., Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/week, $65/month, two classes/ week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or blakewhlr@yahoo.com for info. Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Advanced 7:30 p.m. Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./ Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced, 6 p.m.
Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.; Intermediate, noon. Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candlelit Open Level, 6 p.m. Reiki Classes (570.387.6157, reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with Sue Yarnes: Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our locations or your home. Hospital endorsed, training for professional Usui Reiki teacher certification available. Call or e-mail for info. The Self Discovery and Wellness Arts Center (200 Lake Ave., Montrose, 570.278.9256 or e-mail wellness@epix.net, wellnessarts.com) Labyrinth Walk on the Blue Moon: Aug. 31, 7 p.m. RSVP requested. Refreshments. Public walk. Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. $50/10 classes. Equipment classes on reformer and tower: $150/10 classes. Private training available on reformer, cadillac, stability chair, ladder barrel, cardiolates on rebounder. Call studio for additional mat class/ equipment class schedule, all classes taught by certified instructors. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Studio Brick (118 Walnut St., Danville, 570.275.3240) All Levels Yoga: Wed. (ongoing), 10-11 a.m. Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 570.290.7242, SymmetryStudioNEPA.com) Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core Yoga 6:30 p.m. Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for registration details) Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. Intermediate Jazz/Contemporary Technique Class: Mon., 4:15-5:15 p.m. Ages 10-14. 10/class. Jazz/Contemporary Technique
Class: Mon., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. Modern/Lyrical Technique Class: Thurs., 7:45-8:45 p.m. Ages 15-adult. $10/class. Cardio Kick and Interval Training: Mon., 5:30 p.m., Tues., 4 p.m. Dancers Wanted: Female/male dancers, ages 10-adult for Symmetry Dance Companys Junior, Senior Companies. Call or e-mail info@symmetrystudionepa.com. Info: symmetrystudionepa.com/dancecompany
Tarot Card Readings with Whitney Mulqueen Mon., noon-5 p.m., Duffys Coffee House (312 S. State St., Clarks Summit). Info: 570.575.8649 Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. By Whitney Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook.
Thetravelingyogi@yahoo.com Individual attention for physical/spiritual advancement. All levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 for info. Classes held at The Studio at 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) Sat., 10:30 a.m.-noon. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., WilkesBarre). Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020.
White Dragon Internal Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton, 570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, meditation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum, flowing water, inner tiger. Beginnersadvanced. Mon.-Fri., open 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Private and group. Any ages. Wilkes-Barre YMCA events (570.823.2191) Zumbatomic: Sat., 1 p.m. $16/8 week session for YMCA members, $20/non-members. Designed for ages 7-12, now offering parent class. Preregistration required. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.
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hen Katie Graziosi of Old Forge and Mario Bevilacqua of Dunmore were deciding what kind of business they were going to open, it came down to a salon or a food truck. After two weeks of non-stop business, its clear that the 24-year-old pair made the right choice. What the Fork is Northeast Pennsylvanias first gourmet food truck, featuring homemade recipes and handmade dishes that arent afraid to puzzle peoples taste buds. I actually went to school for cosmetology It was Marios dream more than I wanted to do a salon, so I said, Lets do the food truck first, because I felt like it would really take off around here, Graziosi said. Now this is what we do sleep, eat and think about this food truck. Thats all we do every day. Its quite the adventure, and its taking off. Bevilacqua agreed. Weve been slammed. Every day since weve opened, weve had lines before we open. Im running out of food before my scheduled time of closing. Its a great thing. What the Fork. Bevilacqua studied
culinary arts at the Restaurant School at Walnut Hill College and was interviewed for an executive chef position in Yardley, Pa., but ultimately, his heart was in more mobile ventures. Katie said, Why dont you start a food truck? We actually thought about it before that, but it was kind of in passing. We played with some names for the truck the light switch went on, and we decided to move forward with it. Rather than take out a loan to invest in a permanent location, they preferred to gamble on their innovative idea and take a few chances with the menu as well. I was experimenting with different cuisine, Bevilacqua said. I was building a brand that maybe I couldnt have done as well if we were brick and mortar. I was really taking a big risk here with the name, the colors, the brand, the idea of a food truck. Im really playing with the food and the
customers are responding to it right now, thank God. The two popular staples on the unique rotating menu are sliders with bacon jam and pulled pork taco with candy sauce, the result of three months of consistent culinary experimentation in their kitchen inspired by the poplar Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives show on Food Network. The sliders with the bacon jam are a huge hit, Graziosi shared. The candy sauce is a recipe from my grandmother, and Mario and my grandmother are the only people that know the recipe. The rest of family doesnt know, and they were a little upset when they came to the truck and saw candy sauce because nobody has the recipe besides my grandmother, she added, laughing. It isnt just the distinctive food that has peoples attention, but also the clever marketing. The curious name and loud, lime green vehicle that serves as a glowing 24-foot billboard has been turning heads in high-traffic areas like Blakely Street in Dunmore. I told Mario that were going to cause an accident. When people drive by, they literally stop their car in front of the truck and point, and then they make a big circle and come back around anyway to look at it again. They eventually stop for food, Graziosi observed. The truck was already generating buzz on the virtual highway it opened, running Facebook and Twitter pages; Facebook fans jumped from 400 to more than 1,200 in a few weeks, and customers can now find menus and ever-changing locations online at whattheforktruck.com. With successful stops at DePietros Pharmacy, Green Street Beverage and the UPS store in Dunmore, the co-founders plan to park all over Lackawanna County and possibly add more trucks in the future. I knew from the beginning that it was going to be very successful, Graziosi said. I never doubted it; I just didnt think it was going to be as successful as its been. Its beyond our wildest dreams to think that this is real. W What the Fork truck info: whattheforktruck.com, @WTForktruck or facebook.com/WTForktruck.
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Nicole Richie poses with clothing from her limited-edition collection, Nicole Richie for Impulse, at Macys at Macys Herald Square in New York. PHOTO BY EVAN AGOSTINI
Richie's stylish Impulse

By Samantha Critchell
NEW YORK You know her by the sunglasses she always has with her. You know her from TV , and you might know her from the tabloids, too, but Nicole Richie isnt convinced any of it works for or against her when it comes to building her design career. She guided aspiring designers on the fashion competition show Fashion Star, and says she sees success in the fashion business as either potentially intense and fleeting, or broad-based and sustained. Its up to the work you do and doing it consistently, she says. Youre only as good as your last season, she says. Richie, it seems, is banking on a big fall season. Thats when her limited-edition collection for Macys contemporary department debuts, and she also stars in the ads. Richie, 30, isnt an industry novice. Shes gained recognition for her lines Winter Kate and House of Harlow, but the Nicole Richie for Impulse collaboration, best described as contemporary clothes styled with Richies bohemian flair, is her greatest exposure yet. The clothes, including maxi dresses, asymmetrical skirts, cropped tops and fitted jackets in an array of jewel tones and prints, will be in 100 stores and available online starting Wednesday, Sept. 12. She hasnt taken the task lightly. Well, my main focus just with everything that I design is to really get to know the customer, and I spend a lot of time doing that, she says. Im traveling all year just with various appearances that I do for Winter Kate and House of Harlow, and the reason that I do these appearances is because I really get to come face-to-face with my customer, and as Im watching them in the store I can see what pieces
My main focus just with everything that I design is to really get to know the customer, and I spend a lot of time doing that.
Nicole Richie
theyre wearing, I can see what theyre drawn to, what peoples favorite pieces are and people are always wanting to tell me a story of how they got that ring or that bracelet, or how they wear their tops or their sunglasses. Thats something that I pay attention to and that I really take into consideration whenever Im designing the next collection. However, she doesnt do the hard sell. She likes to see women make their look their own instead of doling out advice or drawing attention to how shes worn a certain style before. Its such an honor any time
Im driving down the street or Im at school and I see your everyday woman just wearing a piece from my collection, thats something thats so special, she says. You know its something that it really touches me in a way that nothing else has before because they went out and they bought that piece and Im extremely grateful. Quietly grateful. Meeting Richie, one gets the feeling that although she grew up in the spotlight as the daughter of Lionel Richie and co-starred with Paris Hilton in the reality show The Simple Life, she doesnt
mind working behind the scenes. Her celebrity and family connections have opened some doors, but Richie says she wants to work for the glory. Its important to always be a student on some level, she says. Its important to always keep your ear to the ground and constantly be surrounding yourself with people that inspire you and people that have a good work ethic, and I dont think you should ever hit a place where you feel that there is nothing left to learn. Getting glammed up is part of her job, but Richie, who has two young children, Harlow and Sparrow, says shes not always picture-perfect. She carries the big round sunglasses shes famous for as well as bobby pins wherever she goes for a quick transformation. (Richie says shes a master at a quick hair braid.) There are often times that I do look a hot mess, and I guess I probably should work on making myself a little more put together at all times. Its a work in progress. Not on this day. Her hair is just-right wavy, and shes wearing a peacock feather-print dress from the Impulse line. I would say that jewel tones and intricate prints are the main focus of this collection but I also worked with faux-leathers and lace, she says. Her fall shopping list includes leather pants. Yes, she says, more women than you might think can pull off leather pants. Of course, theyll need boots, she says. Shell also replenish her pullover sweaters, including the colorblocked one from her collection. I love a good pullover, but I think that every girl wants to be able to put on a pullover but not look so sloppy. This pullover, its actually pretty cropped and still very structured but extremely comfortable at the same time, and I worked a lot with colorblocking just to give it a little bit of a punch. It also looks nice with leather pants, she says with a smile. She wont build her wardrobe around trends, because there might not be enough room for her favorite things, Richie says. I never get rid of something because its old. I wear things with holes in them like all the time. But I do like to get rid of things just to kind of keep my closet fresh. But most of the time Im donating. Im not just throwing clothes away. But Im a Virgo; Im pretty organized so I like to keep my closet pretty clean.
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Who is...
TJ Bell,
Exeter
Bass player of Escape The Fate/piercer at Holier Than Thou
How did you choose your career? I had an ear for music at a very young age. Music was all that mattered to me my entire life. When I was old enough, I went to my rst show at (Cafe Metropolis) and saw these kids singing and screaming their lungs out with their sts in the air to their favorite bands I felt that this was where I belonged. There was so much passion and energy. I realized that I wanted to give kids that same feeling of freedom and unity and give them a place to go where nothing mattered but that moment. I wanted to be the one on stage and have people sing to my songs. The best part of my job is I get to do what I love every single night and travel all around the world. Whats one thing people should know about your place of employment? This job isnt cut out for just any musician. Its not always sex, drugs and rock n roll and could be extremely stressful at times, especially when dealing with the politics of the music industry. You also have to be completely dedicated and be willing to give up a normal life if you want to continue moving forward as a touring musician. You got to be committed to live on the road away from friends and family for months at a time. My hobbies are writing music, reading, skateboarding, working out and just recently started piercing. What is your favorite quote? To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. Oscar Wilde A talent I wished I possessed is telepathy. I unwind by going to the gym. One thing Ive always wanted to do is write a book.
PHOTO BY: CHRISTOPHER MCKENNEY
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ca.org) Zumba Toning: Mon., 5 p.m. Zumba Gold: Tues., 10:30 a.m. Kids Creative Movement: Tues., 3:45-4:15 p.m. Zumba: Wed., 5 p.m. Zumba Gold: Thurs., 10:30 a.m. Early Tikes Gymnastics: Wed., 9-9:30 a.m. $30. Just 3s: Wed., 9:45-10:15 a.m. $30. Twinkie Fitness: Thurs., 5:15-6 p.m., $30. Age 4. Beginner Gymnastics: Young beginner (ages 5-7), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; beginner (ages 7+), Sat., 10-10:45 a.m.; intermediate (ages 10+), Sat., 11 a.m.noon. $40/member, $30/family member, $55/non-members. Basketball: Beginner (kindergarten, grades1-2), Tues., 5:30- 6:15 p.m. Basketball Basics: (grades 3-5) Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. $50/members, $40/family member, $65/non-members. Basketball and Softball: Tee Ball (ages 5-6), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; preminors baseball (ages 7-10), Sat., 10-11 a.m.; pre-minors softball (ages 7-10), Sat., 11:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m., $50/members, $40/family members, $65/nonmembers. Zumba Fitness Classes Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.
Wear sturdy shoes, bring water. Registration required, call. Scranton Ghost Walk (ScrantonGhostTours.com, 570.383.1821) Daily, 90-minute tours, usually 7:30 p.m., 9 p.m. $20/adults, $15/ under 11. Rain or shine. Reservations required. Secret meeting place divulged upon reservation. Daytime walks available on limited basis. Call to reserve. Wallenpaupack Scenic Boat Tour 11 a.m.-6 p.m., $14/regular, $13/senior, $10/12 and under. Celebrating 50th year on the lake with daily one-hour cruises. Info: 570.226.3293, wallenpaupackboattour.com.
Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866) Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m. Monroe County Garden Club Meeting: Sept. 12, 11:30 a.m., Hughes Public Library, (N. Ninth St., Stroudsburg) Nar-Anon Family Group Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m. United Methodist Church, Mountaintop. 570.288.9892. Narcotic Anonymous Meetings every Tues. at 7 p.m., downstairs in the Methodist Education Building, located off Courthouse Square, on the corner of Marion and Warren Street in Tunkhannock. There are no fees or dues. Newcomers always welcome. Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101) Support Group Meetings: third Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m. Overeaters Anon. meetings Mon., Tues., Thurs., 7 p.m.; Wed., 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. No fee, newcomers welcome. Call 570.829.1341 for details/ meeting locations of visit www.oa.org. Pride of NEPA meetings the second Tues. of each month. Visit prideofnepa.org for details. St Josephs Senior Social Club Trip to Cape Cod, Mass.: Oct. 15-19. Call 570.654.2967. Suicide Bereavement Support Group First/Third Thurs. every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Social Services (33 E. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 ext. 307 for info. Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Resolve Infertility Peer Support Group: Last Sun. of month, 6:30-8 p.m., Kistler Learning Center at Geisinger Wyoming Valley. Contact Jennifer for info, 610.393.8098. Wyoming Valley Home School Network A support group for home school or cyber school parents throughout NEPA providing monthly meetings, field trips, park days, more. Visit wvhsnetwork.webs.com or contact Julie Lemardy at jmlemardy@gmail.com for info. W
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Everybody talks
By Justin Brown
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AA Intergroup NEPA If you want to drink, thats your business. If you want to quit, we have an answer. Info: aaintergroupnepa.org, 570.654.0488 Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./Fri 7 p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., WilkesBarre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m. (562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs. 10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas), Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club, Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W. Washington St., Nanticoke). Call 570.288.9892 for info. American Wicca & The Garb Wench (americanwicca.org) Tarot Readings by High Priest Thane Amdor: By appointment Tues., Thurs., Sat. Bring friend, get free reading. To schedule, call 570.793.4095 Beehive Area Narcotics Anonymous (Wilkes-Barre-Kingston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour phone line: 570.654.7755 or 1.866.935.4762. Blog Fest Sept. 21, 6 p.m., Rooneys (67 S. Main St., Pittston). All welcome, no charge for admission. Info: nepablogs.org, gort42.blogspot.com, pittstonpolitics.com Building Industry Association of NEPA (570.287.3331) 24th Annual Golf Tourney: Sept. 21, lunch noon, shotgun start 1 p.m., Blue Ridge Trail Golf Club, Mountaintop. Captain & crew format. Sponsorships needed. Food Addicts Anonymous Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul
Justin learned firsthand that rumors (and facts) spread like wildfire.
t was a hot night early this summer, and I was so excited to be partying in my old college town because it marked a point Id been waiting for since I moved back with my parents a year and a half ago. I was about to sign a lease with a younger fraternity brother that made me one step closer to going back to school! Should we be nervous partying with you? someone asked. I then wondered if my bulge gave the impression I had a gun in my pocket. It turned out everyone was afraid to party with me because of a rumor with only enough truth to make it believable. Two years ago, I wrote a column about one of my older brothers who lost a game with a stripper and had to have a lollipop shoved where the sun dont shine. He wound up reading it and became, naturally, bitter. Embarrassed people found out his anal cavity once had a hint of artificial watermelon flavoring, he fabricated the story to younger brothers that I used his last name in addition to his first name, and that it almost cost him his teaching career. Bullshit! After word got out that I was going to be living with one of
the younger brothers, people who only knew me from stories started pressuring him that I would ruin his nonexistent career and damage his name. A few weeks ago I received a text message that my new roommate didnt want to live with me anymore because he would rather be safe than sorry. This news meant I wouldnt be able to go back to school for another semester since Id need time to look for a new place. Disappointed that my last semester of school was put off again, I asked myself What would Carrie Bradshaw do? Shed probably have hot therapeutic sex with someone much younger than her, embark on a new adventure in the meantime and write about it. So, I found a 20 year old, took a job at a resort in Connecticut for the fall and wrote this message I recently learned as a rumor screwed me out of a place to live: Everybody talks. It turns out more people listen when I do, but I wouldnt change that for anything in the world. After all, like Dr. Seuss said: Be yourself and say what you feel, because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind. W
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4th Annual Mary Angelillo Motorcycle Ride Sept. 15, registration 10 a.m., kickstands up noon, Tap House (Route 534, Albrightsville). Ride ends Towamensing Trails Clubhouse (864 Bishop Circle, Albrightsville). $20/driver, $10/passenger. Gathering at clubhouse following ride; food, soda, cash bar, 50/50, door prizes, DJ; if not riding, 1 p.m., $20. All proceeds benefit The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Make checks payable to: The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Info: 646.533.2527, info@ferrymenmc.com 5th Annual Helping Hands Car Cruise to Benefit Rich Belles Aug. 26, 1-6 p.m., Polish American Veterans Club, Plains. $10/vehicle. Food, refreshments, DJ Tony K, 50/50. Rich Belles is an ex-Navy vet that lost his arm in an industrial injury. All proceeds to assist with his continued rehab. Coal Cracker Cruisers Car Club (570.876.4034) Cruise Nights at Advance Auto (Rt. 6, Carbondale): Sept. 7, 6-9 p.m. Food, music, door prizes, 50/50, trophies. Food by Boy Scout Troop 888. 14th Annual Car Show: Sept. 16, gates open 9 a.m., Carbondale High School. Everyone welcome. Food provided by Boy Scout Troop 888 of Greenfield Twp. Proceeds benefit local charities.
Gunners PA Law Enforcement MC (gunnerspalemc@gmail.com, $20/rider, $10/ passenger unless noted otherwise) Phantom Rider Program: If unable to make it to ride, donate $10 passenger fee and new stuffed animal, which will go to children in need, any left end of season go to Toys For Tots. Send to Gunners 11 Hemlock Dr., Tunkhannock, PA 18657. Coats and Shoes for Kids Rerun Ride: Sept. 8, registration 10 a.m.noon, begins/ends Jefferson Park. $15/rider, $10/passenger, spectator at golf club. Accepting new unused shoes, coats. Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. No alcohol permitted. Sept. 15, 3-6 p.m., Pikes Creek, Raceway Park, Rt. 118. Rain date Sept. 16. Montage Mountain Classics McDonalds Southside Shopping Center: Sept. 14, 6-10 p.m. Jonny Rockets Montage Mountain: Sept. 15, 5-9 p.m. Cruise Pittston-Tomato Festival Parking Lot: Aug. 25, Sept. 29, 5-9 p.m. Cruise to Benefit Ronald McDonald House: Sept. 23, 2-6 p.m. Rain date Sept. 30.
Motorcycle Ride and Picnic to Benefit Eric Speicher Sept. 9, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Ride 11 a.m., ongoing picnic, Four Seasons Golf Course (Exeter). Food, drink, raffles, kids activities. Music by Headlock, Stealing Neil, DJ Joe Berman. Advanced registration $20/rider (T-shirt, wristband for food/drink); $15/passenger. E-mail rideforeric@yahoo.com. Day of: 10 a.m., $25/rider, $18/passenger. Non-riders: Wristbands $10, T-shirts $12-$15 includes food and drink. To preorder or make donation, call 570.655.4336. To help defray the costs of Erics medical treatment for Ependymoma and the familys travel needs. Motor Heads of NEPA Cruises (held at Wegmans, Wilkes-Barre) Aug. 25, 5-10 p.m. Outdoor barbecue. Sept. 22, 5-9 p.m. Oct. 27, 5-8 p.m. Uncle Bucks BBQ Pit Bike Night Wed., 6-9 p.m., 361 W. Main St., Plymouth. Food, drink specials.
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By Robbie Vanderveken
Playing on the 'Darkside'
While there are some flaws, Death does become Darksiders II.
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eeling like a badass is one of the best feelings you can have playing a game, and there isnt anyone you can play that is more badass than Death himself. In Darksiders II (for Xbox 360, PS3, PC), you actually get to play the Grim Reaper on his quest through the underworld to clear his brothers name. When I first read that you get to play as one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse in Darksiders, I thought it sounded like fun. The biggest complaint people had with the first Darksiders game was that it copied several elements from games like The Legend of Zelda and God of War. Thats not necessarily a bad thing I think if you are going to copy a game, you should copy the best games out there, and it did a satisfactory job. Much like its predecessor Darksiders II does borrow heavily from other series with addition of platforming elements reminiscent of the Prince of Persia series. You would think a mash-up of such well-known franchises would be the best game ever. Even though Darksiders II does provide a lengthy and entertaining experience, it never comes close to reaching the quality of the various franchises it borrows from. Darksiders II continues the
story of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, this time you play Wars brother Death. Death believes War was wrongfully accused of starting the apocalypse too early and wiping out mankind and thinks he can restore his brothers good name. This game should please anyone who likes epic action-adventure games. The environments are huge, and it has some of the most humungous boss fights I have seen in a while. During the course of Deaths travels, he has to traverse heaven, hell and everywhere in between battling angels, demons and gods; how can you get more epic then that? The fighting is pretty straight forward for a hack-and-slash action game, Death uses a fastmoving scythe as his primary weapon and a slow-moving hammer for landing massive blows. Besides these basic weapons, you can also chain together throws and special abilities to destroy even the toughest foes. Some of the special abilities you gain are the ability to summon demon lords and split your soul which is interesting for solving puzzles. The amount of freedom to explore in this game is astounding, but there isnt always a ton of things to see in these areas. It does get repetitive from time to time. The thing Darksiders II does get right is the truly epic boss
fights that change up the gameplay. Youll fight all kinds of epic monsters some that regenerate, huge behemoths 100 times your size. The bosses are one of the highlights of the experience. My favorite thing about this game is the RPG elements; usually when you see RPG elements in an action game, they feel tacked on, but the way they are used in Darksiders II feels really good. You can gain XP from enemies that you can use toward gaining new skills and upgrading existing skills. Between the new abilities and the loot you find from killing monsters, you can turn Death into a real killing machine. The coolest weapons in the game are actually created by feeding them lesser weapons; these powerhungry weapons can become the most devastating weapons in the game. Although this game does have some flaws, if you do like actionadventure games or if you where a fan of the first Darksiders game, you should pick up part two. Its a good game to hold you over until the blockbuster games are out during the holiday season.
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Robbie Vanderveken is the digital operations specialist at The Times Leader. E-mail him at rvanderveken @timesleader.com.
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By Caeriel Crestin
those serious processing sessions of last month couldnt begin to convey the warmth and love you exude when youre this delightfully playful and goofy. But dont forget that this is serious business, this horsing around. Its for your own mental health. If you cant let yourself roll on the ground with a soul-shaking, bodyhealing 15-minute belly laugh, who do you think is going to let you? GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) As I reflected on your possible fate this week, my mind went blank. Thats when I realized youve dropped completely off the radar. This can be both good and bad. In order to get you started on the right foot, Ive begun a To-do and (more importantly) a Not-to-do list. To do: 1. Attempt that secret undercover mission that youve been saving for the right time. 2. Share the bad news thats been weighing on your mind. Not To Do: 1. Try to get noticed by your longstanding crush. 2. Be a squeaky wheel youre not likely to get any grease this week. Count on not receiving any special attention; no rewards, but no punishments either. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Game over. Do not pass go, collect $200, etcetera, etcetera. At least it looks that way. But on your last spin of that capricious wheel of fortune, you won an extra turn. Oh, the game is far from won. But now at least youve got a fighting chance. Youve earned enough slack time to undo some (or all) of the mistakes you made last month, the ones that almost lost you the game. So dont give up, even when it looks like your rivals got it all wrapped up. If worse comes to worse, remember this: The moment when he thinks its in the bag is the moment hes most susceptible to a sucker punch. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I admit it; I had a thing for Chewbacca. Lets not get too kinky here I mean it appealed to me to have a powerful, intelligent, sharp-toothed, gun-wielding, yet somehow cuddly friend around. Having a giant dog like my hound, Boomer Ang, is the closest substitute I could come up with on short notice, but Ive recently discovered something special about you, Leo. We already know youre your own worst enemy and good at creating scary creatures to freak yourself out with. But now we know that being your very own monster can be a good thing, too. W
To contact Caeriel, e-mail sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Baldasare Forestiere spent almost 50 years on his fantastic creation: The Forestiere Underground Gardens. In the arid San Joaquin Valley, he excavated the hardpan by hand to create a huge complex of gardens, filling most of a 10-acre parcel. You too may discover that the ground youve been cultivating is too sun-parched and infertile to support the plants you hoped would grow there. Could you do the equivalent of Mr. Forestiere and go underground? Maybe what you hoped would grow on the surface would better thrive deep down, hidden from all but the most direct rays of the sun. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Some stores use smells to subtly encourage their customers to spend money. Tiny traces of lilac, freshly baked cinnamon buns or soap might tickle your subconscious via your sinuses. If only the people who think these things up could guess how bored you are by these pleasantly mundane scents. Its not surprising, considering the exciting (if less pretty) odors youre likely to encounter this week: Exploding fireworks, sweaty lovers and dirty money. Dont turn up your nose at any truffle you manage to root up, no matter how ugly or unappealing. Aromas can cause people to empty their wallets. Your trusty organ is far wiser; follow it and youre likely to find adventure, passion and wealth instead of the mall. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You can manufacture your own luck this week. Theres a condition though: You cant be the primary beneficiary of the good fortune youve spawned. Thats not to say you cant reap the rewards youve earned. You can; just dont hog them all. Hurry were waiting for the windfalls generated by your astrological providence. This is more subtle than ramming your car into an armored truck and trying to make off with a bag of money. But being passive wont do much for you. If you see an opportunity, please, for all our sakes, seize it. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You could spend a fortune on expensive yuppie dog treats, posture-adjusted food bowls, high-tech chew toys, designer leashes and tailored outfits, but your dog would probably prefer you didnt. Hes probably happy with an old beat-up tennis ball. How many kids, exhausted by the profusion of shiny, brand-new toys bestowed on them during the holidays, prefer
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to play with the boxes they came in? You dont need to buy fancy gifts to show those you adore how you feel. Dont waste your money. A $3 bouquet of daisies or a postcard with a big, hand-scrawled heart is even sweeter than an overpriced sweater, in my opinion. Hold onto your cash. Save it for a trip, a new house or something that really counts. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You think too much. Quit it! Swat those tiny, pesky thoughts away like the inconsequential gnats they are. Your smartest thoughts come from your body, not your brain. Trust your gut. It knows how to sort through your life and get rid of the shit. Im not ready to argue that its always better to not think things through, but this week listen to your instincts. If you find yourself repeatedly hashing something out in your mind, listen to what your deepest impulse is, even if it doesnt make sense. Some of the best choices never do. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) All your metaphorical dominoes are lined up in the most elaborate pattern youve attempted to date. You included bridges, forks, merges, tunnels, spirals, even a loop or two. Now its time to tap that first one and let them all fall where they may. Dont be disappointed by the anticlimactic nature of the catalytic moment (or with how quickly its all over); for months to come youll be reaping the rewards youve set up for yourself. Whether its a phone call to your best friend, an e-mail to your lover or a fistfight with the boss thats going to set these events into
motion, its time. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Ouch, your poor ass. Youre not a big cat, like those lucky Leos. That means you dont always get to land on your feet. More often than not, its your butt that takes the fall. Unfortunately, this week there are some folks whod love to take a potshot at you or even swing a fist if the situation permits. Those Taureans might be able to take a blow like that and keep charging, but thats not your forte. Want my advice? Dont count on a feline ability to tell which way is up or bull-like strength and endurance. See a pounding coming? Dodge. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Is it against the law to drive backwards? If it werent somewhat dangerous, Id suggest you try getting everywhere in reverse this week. Theres a different energy when you back carefully into a situation rather than boldly striding forward. Your usual awkward directness can be awfully intimidating to someone who doesnt know you. Try it, just for a block or so. Walk backward, looking over your shoulder to prevent accidents. People will have totally different reactions to you than they wouldve otherwise. And as a result, you get to see the facet of your life youve been missing the one you need to see. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Yak, yak, yak. Look at you, gossiping with your best friend, giggling into the phone like naughty teenagers into the wee hours. By all means, be silly. Go there. All
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CHEVY 01 TRACKER LT
NOBODY PAYS MORE!

Male, tiger cat, blue collar in the vicinity of Carverton Hghts. during recent storm. Reward. 570-690-1716
HAPPY TRAILS TRUCK SALES 570-760-2035 570-542-2277 6am to 9pm
4x4. 1 Owner. 91K. 4.8 engine, auto. Runs great. New paint, stake body with metal floor. 570-675-5046. Leave message, will return call. $4990.
FORD 95 F150
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415 Autos-Antique & Classic
YAMAHA WAVERUNNER GP800R 2001 2 cylinder 2stroke 784cc Less than 20 hours of use Recently serviced New battery New spark plugs No cracks or fades in seat Included Yamaha GP800Cover and single PWC trailer Must pick up $4500.00 Call 570 313 7744
HARLEY 12 DAVIDSON SOFTAIL DELUXE. Brand New Tag price of $18,699 but will take best offer. Binghamton area. 607-239-4925 leave message.
SUZUKI 01 VS 800 GL INTRUDER

Garage kept, no rust, lots of chrome, black with teal green flake. Includes storage jack & 2 helmets. $3600 570-410-1026
CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE FORD 76 THUNDERBIRD

Kit Car $5,500 OR TRADE JUST REDUCED (570) 655-4884 $47,000 All original. $9,000
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427 Commercial Trucks & Equipment
570-301-3602
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12,000 miles. With windshield. Runs excellent. Many extras including gunfighter seat, leather bags, extra pipes. New tires & battery. Asking $4,000 firm. (570) 814-1548
YAMAHA 97 ROYALSTAR 1300
MERCURY `79 ZEPHYR 6 cylinder

automatic. 52k original miles. $1500. 570-899-1896
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MAZDA `88 RX-7 CONVERTIBLE
Only 12,000 miles. Vehicle in like new condition. $19,000. 570-288-4322
CHEVY 08 3500 HD DUMP TRUCK 2WD, automatic.
442 RVs & Campers
Model 8526RLS Mountain Top,PA $18,500 570-760-6341
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FORD 73 F350
conditioning power windows, door locks, cruise, dual air bags, tilt wheel, AM/FM/CD. keyless remote. 130k miles. $5400. 570-954-3390
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NISSAN `04 PATHFINDER ARMADA Excellent condition.
automatic, all-wheel drive, 4 door, air conditioning, all power, CD player, leather interior, tinted windows, custom wheels, $13,000 Call 570-829-8753 Before 5:00 p.m.
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FORD REBATE...................................................1,500 FORD BONUS REBATE........................................1,000 FMCC REBATE..................................................1,000 OFF LEASE REBATE...........................................1,000 FORD REGIONAL DISCOUNT OFF MSRP..................445 COCCIA DISCOUNT OFF MSRP................................466
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*Tax and tags extra. Security deposit waived. All factory rebates applied **Lease payments based on 24 month lease 21,000 allowable miles. First months payment, $595 Bank Fee, and $2,500 down payment (cash or trade) due at delivery. Sale ends 9/3/12.
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Childcare
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Logistics/ Transportation
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Cars & Full Size Trucks. For prices... Lamoreaux Auto Parts 477-2562
BABY SITTER
Part time, days. Light cleaning. Dorrance Twp/ Mountaintop Area. 570-760-5470
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
The Hilton Garden Inn Wilkes-Barre is seeking a
522 503 Accounting/ Finance
Education/ Training
Responsible for month end close, A/P, A/R. Knowledge of accounting with college preferred. Good pay & benefits package: Respond with resume to: h/r@calex logistics.com EOE
ACCOUNTANT:
JUNIOR
ChildCare Teachers
Wilkes-Barre, Dallas & Mountain Top Locations.
CALL 570-905-3322 ASK FOR LAKE GEMZIK OR EMAIL RESUME TO: LGEMZIK@ BUILDINGBLOCKS LEARNINGCENTER.COM Needed at our
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Building/ Construction/ Skilled Trades
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527 Food Services/ Hospitality
This position is responsible for the efficient operation of all phases of the housekeeping, laundry and public space areas of the hotel and is expected to maintain and ensure the highest level of safety, security, cleanliness and guest satisfaction of hotel guest rooms and public areas, as well as overall financial/ budgetary responsibilities for the housekeeping function. High School diploma required; college degree in hotel/ restaurant management preferred. Successful candidate will have three years of housekeeping and supervisory experience. We offer a competitive salary, comprehensive benefit program including medical, dental, vision, 401(k), and prescription drug plan and much more! Individuals with a desire to be part of our winning team should apply online at www.high. net/careers Owned & operated by High Hotels Ltd. POST-OFFER DRUG SCREEN & CRIMINAL
BACKGROUND CHECK REQUIRED.
Housekeeping Operations Manager to join our team.
Jockey Truck drivers needed for long term contract in the Hazleton area. Part time available immediately, 10 to 30 hours per week, with possibility of full time. Shift is 6pm to 4am. Seasonal positions also available, Oct through Jan. Drivers must have jockey experience, Class A CDL, and good driving record. Please call Mike at 717-309-0100.
JOCKEY TRUCK DRIVER CDL
Sales/Retail/ Business Development
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Project/ Program Management
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Project/ Program Management
HARROLDS PHARMACY, A GREAT PLACE TO WORK! Experienced full time Front End Clerk. Spanish speaking a plus. Fast pasted environment. Multiline phone system. Great customer service skills. 40 hours/week. Experienced parttime Accounting Clerk. 15-20 hours/week. Knowledge of Quickbooks a must. Apply in person or sent resume to: Harrolds Pharmacy 179 Old River Road Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702 Or Fax: 570-824-8730
FRONT END CLERK
548 Medical/Health
ACCOUNTING CLERK
Large retail thrift store in the WilkesBarre,PA area seeking a store manager with 3 to 5 years of retail management experience. Email rsum to Dave Garlinger at dgarlinger@ voapa.org or fax to 717-766-7505. Call 717-766-2999 for more info.
STORE MANAGER
PROJECT MANAGER/ ESTIMATOR

We are the premiere, full service electrical contractor providing professional design services for industrial, commercial, and residential clients in NEPA and surrounding areas. Our integrity and can-do attitude has earned us the reputation as the most desirable contractor to work with in our market. We are a highly successful company committed to providing quality installations that are affordable for today, flexible for tomorrow and incorporate up-to-date technology. Our dynamic growth creates an urgent need for a Project Manager, with some estimating experience. The PM is responsible for public and private projects from start to finish. The PM will work closely with the estimating department. & field personnel with budgeting & planning multiple projects at a time. The correct person for this position is customer friendly, organized; detail oriented & works well with team to complete projects on time & under budget. Qualifications include 5+ years verifiable experience in project management on projects of $100,000+. Experience in the electrical field a +, knowledge of the NEC code. Honesty, integrity, problem solver, good listener, are all qualifications needed to succeed in working with a large electrical contractor that values a family atmosphere. If you are qualified and wish to discreetly obtain more information,please e-mail your current resume to nepapm@gmail.com
245 Old Lake Rd Dallas, PA 18612 570-639-1885
569 Security/ Protective Services
7-3 every other weekend and Per Diem RNs for all shifts. 1 year experience in nursing facility preferred. E.O.E
Nursing Department is looking for RNS FT Payroll/AP/HR
Hand and power tools. Valid drivers license and vehicle required. Knowledge of all phases of remodeling. Minimum 10 years experience. 570-287-4067
CARPENTER
Baker Wanted
Night shift. Experience preferred but will train. Good hours, good pay. 570-457-2021
AGOSTINI BAKERY OLD FORGE
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for Fuel Right additives for diesel fuel/heating oil in Eastern PA area. Call 800-642-1910 or email: deb@fuelright.com
Vector Security Patrol has immediate full time and part time openings in Noxen for weekend and evening hours. Previous experience a plus. 800-682-4722 E.O.E
SECURITY OFFICERS
554 522 Education/ Training
Excavating and Paving Company looking for experienced laborer. Call 570-674-7912
LABORER
Personal Care Aides 2 &3 S Cook

ND RD HIFTS
Village at Greenbriar Assisted Living
522
Education/ Training
Production/ Operations
554
Production/ Operations
VIVE Health & Fitness

Is aggressively seeking resumes for the following positions: Personal Training, Sales, Group Exercise, Cycling, ZUMBA, Yoga, and Massage Therapy. To be considered please send cover letter and resume to paul@vivehealthandfitness.com
Printer and Extrusion Process Technicians

Offset Printing, Silk Screen, Hot Stamp, Labeler & Extrusion Process Technicians Iridium Industries, Inc., a cutting edge plastics tube manufacturer located in E. Stroudsburg, PA is seeking experienced technicians: Deco Technicians (offset, silk screen, hot stamp and label application) are responsible for the production, set-up, troubleshooting and repair of related equipment. Experienced candidates. must have a minimum of 1-3 years of production or printing press experience.
BARTENDERS
QUANDEL CONSTRUCTION GROUP, INC.
High volume local bar/nightclub. Submit contact info and work history to Bartenders258@ hotmail.com
RESUME NOT NECESSARY
EOE M/F/D/V
Celebrating 130 years in Business CARPENTERS Experienced commercial carpenters needed for NE PA Metal Stud & Drywall Finish Carpenters Must meet I-9 requirements and pass pre-employment and random drug screens. Fax resume to 570-544-2050 OR e-mail hr@quandel.com or call 570-504-4000 to have application mailed to you. Competitive Benefits and Pay * EOE/AA Employer *
CONVENIENCE STORE TEAM MEMBERS

All level positions available. call Jack at 570-696-0576 Monday - Friday 9am - 2 pm
PART TIME APPLY WITHIN: 4252 Memorial Highway Dallas, PA 18612
Dietary Aide
PART TIME
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Other
533
Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair
Managers/Bartenders Modern nightclub,

Wilkes-Barre Area. Must have a following. Salary & some benefits. Mail resume to: PO Box 2827 Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
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applying fertilizer and weed control. Must be able to work out side and have a valid and clean drivers license. Starting pay $11/hour, includes healthcare. Call 570-654-2575 or send resume to group805@lawn doctor.com
Fertilizer Technician Full time position
LAWN DOCTOR
Foster families are urgently needed. Training, support and reimbursement provided. Call FCCY 1-800-747-3807 EOE
Do you want the best for todays children?
548 Medical/Health
548 Medical/Health
DIETARY MANAGER
Responsible for organizing, coordinating, and maintaining the dietary department, dietary personnel and food production. CDM & long term care experience preferred. Excellent organizational skills and computer skills are required.
Extrusion Technicians are responsible for performing and maintaining the daily activities associated with the production line. This includes, running, repairing, adjusting and monitoring the production line. Plastics background preferred. Strong mechanical aptitude required. Wages Start at $16.83 up to $18.83 after one year of satisfactory performance and benefits package offered. Must be available all shifts. M-F; 6am-2pm, 2pm-10pm or 10pm-6am. Submit resume that includes relevant experience and skills along with employment history via Email to: HR2@artube.net or fax to 570-476-9800. EOE
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Baby Items
754
600 FINANCIAL
610 Business Opportunities
BASSINET Moses $60. baby swing $10. Baby bouncer $8. Boys baby clothes $1. each. 570-793-8309
Machinery & Equipment
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Restaurant Equipment
533
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566 Sales/Business Development
566 Sales/Business Development
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Exercise Equipment
TREADMILL Manual $25. 570-793-8309
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John Deere Garden. Front end loader attachment. Other attachments incl., many extras. Low hours. excellent condition. Serious only. $6500 e-mail alto.ptd.net. for photos/questions.
TRACTOR
Used. Model H600 60 qt. bowl, dolly, wire whip, dough hook, mixing paddle plus 30 qt. bowl, 2 wire whips, mixing paddle $5,000.
HOBART MIXER
Mechanic
(2nd Shift)
Expanding Second generation, family owned & operated business seeking 2nd shift Mechanic. Pay based on experience. Benefit package available.
Fax or Email resume: 970-0858 atowmanparts@aol.com Call: 823-2100. Ask for: Dave or Frank
AUTOMOTIVE SALES CONSULTANT

Valley Chevrolet is seeking individuals who are self starters, team oriented and driven.
(No Experience Necessary)
758 Miscellaneous
used, size: 65wide x 6 deep x 86 high with floor, remote outdoor compressor & 25 line set $3,750.
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We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED. Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say theyve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. Its a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC. Mattress A Queen Size Pillow Top Set Still in Plastic Must Sell!!! $150 570-280-9628 PATIO DINING SET 4 sling spring chairs with 4 round glass top table, very good condition. $100. 570-714-4350
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MICROWAVE CART 2 door storage on bottom, spice shelf on top, nearly new $50. Sump pump, new still in box $50. 8 place setting Holmes & Edwards silverware in hinged wood storage box $10. Long handled garden pick $10. Long handed single edge ax $10. 53 cassette tapes, mostly western $1. each or $50 for all. 35 videos $1. each. 570-675-0920
746 Garage Sales/ Estate Sales/ Flea Markets
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700 MERCHANDISE
710 Appliances
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Saturday 10am-2pm Sunday 8am-4pm
YARD SALE LEFTOVERS TV $50. Desk $10. 4 drawer filing cabinet $25. Apt. size stove $50, antique vanity with bench $40. Harvard commercial foose ball table $75. Antique wash stand $25. Golf clubs $25. Mosquito mag $60. Antique hi-chair $20. Childs wooden train platform & train (like Thomas the Train) $40. Plasticville houses $6. & $12. Chevy car rims (4) $80.. after 4pm 570-675-7785
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Dogs
906 Homes for Sale
921
HANOVER TWP.
800 PETS & ANIMALS
810 Cats
AKC, 7 months old, 1 male, 1 female, all shots, 1 all white with a black ear, all black with white. $350 each must sell, we are moving. Housebroken. Call 717-444-0188
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POMERANIAN PUPPIES
AUGUST 19 10AM-12PM 264 S. MAIN ST. New Construction. Lot #2, Fairway Estates. 2,700 square feet, tile & hardwood on 1st floor. Cherry cabinets with center island. $399,500. For more details: patrickdeats.com 570-696-1041 3 Bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath. Private driveway. Fenced yard. Newer appliances. Partially finished basement. $129,000 Prudential Real Estate Robert Bartorillo 283-9100
PITTSTON OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY
FORTY FORT
2 bedroom. Remodeled. Stove, refrigerator Washer/ dryer hookup. $675 Heat included. Call 570-814-0843
KINGSTON
KINGSTON
Bring Rover or Kitty & move right in. 2 bedroom apt. Off street parking, coin laundry on premises. $600/month + gas, heat & electric. Call 570-262-1577
Need good home. Children have allergies. One male neutered and declawed 12 year old, one male neutered 8 year old, one female spayed 11 year old. Good with children. very friendly and sociable. owner heartbroken. Call if you can help. 570-762-1030
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YORKIE PUPS
815
Dogs
SPECIAL TODAY! Tiny, registered. Teddy Bear Faced Hypo-allergenic $800-$950 Vet checked & dewormed 570-436-5083
PITTSTON TWP.
1693 Wyoming Ave. Beautiful spacious 1500 sq. ft. 1st floor apt. Hardwood floors, extra large living room with real fireplace, large formal dining room, 3 bedrooms with closets. 1 full bath with wall to wall tiler, washer/dryer hookup in basement. Deck off back. Off street parking with garage. $900 month plus utilities. No pets. Application and employment verification. Call 570-239-1010
2 bedrooms, living room, kitchen & bath. Water, hot water & heat included. New carpet. $650/month + security. Off street parking. Refrigerator & stove. Students Welcome! Call (973)768-3801
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23 Ridge Street OPEN HOUSE Sunday 12pm-2pm 4 Bedroom Colonial Home in Pocono Ridge Estates. Large 2 Car Garage, Paved Driveway, Electric Heat & Central Air, 1.5 Baths, Large Eat in Kitchen & Dining Room. Double Deck with Hot Tub. Low Taxes. $219,000 Call 570-212-1404
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Clean 4 room 2nd floor. Appliances. Covered parking. Non smoking, cat considered, starting at $700/month. 570-714-2017
FORTY FORT All utilities included.
2 Deluxe 3 BR apts. 1st floor, 2 baths plus. 2nd floor 1.5 baths & den plus. All appliances, washer/dryer included. Carpeted, A/C, garage, no pets/smoking, lease. (570) 287-1733
KINGSTON
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KINGSTON FIRST FLOOR 2 bedroom, wash-
570-287-6822 AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY!! Spacious 2 bedroom, 2nd floor with balcony. W/d hookup. Includes. heat, hot water and water. No pets. $675 + 1 month security. 845-386-1011
LARKSVILLE
Large 2 bedroom 2nd floor apartment. $675/mo. + utilities. Sun porch & private laundry area, all appliances included. No smoking, no pets. Requires 1 year lease, first & last months rent, credit check and references. Call 570-239-9447.
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906 Homes for Sale
Having trouble paying your mortgage? Falling behind on your payments? You may get mail from people who promise to forestall your foreclosure for a fee in advance. Report them to the Federal Trade Commission, the nations consumer protection agency. Call 1-877FTC-HELP or click on ftc.gov. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC. 689 Main Street 2 bedroom home on large lot with bonus efficiency apartment. Large living room, eat in kitchen, screened porch. Freshly painted and new flooring. See www.craiglslist.org $69,000. Call 570-696-3368
PITTSTON Completely remodeled, modern 2 bedroom 1/2 double. Lots of closet space, with new carpets and completely repainted. Includes stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer hook up. Nice yard & neighborhood, no pets. $595 + security. Call 570-899-8877 or 570-479-6722
1 bedroom, new wall to wall, freshly painted, fridge and stove incl. $575/mo plus security. Heat, water, sewer, trash included. Tenant pays electric 201-304-3469
GLEN LYON
912 Lots & Acreage
JENKINS TOWNSHIP Prestigious

Highland Hills Development .88 Acres. $75,000 570-947-3375
AKC, red tri. Ready to go 8/31. $500. Please call and leave message. 570-762-3046
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD PUPS
1 bedroom, first floor. W/w carpeting, w/d hookup, stove and fridge included. Large porch. Utilities by tenants. 1 year lease. $350/mo + security. No pets. Credit and background check. Not section 8 approved. 570-779-5218
EDWARDSVILLE
Clean & bright 3 bedroom apartments. Heat, water, garbage & sewer included with appliances. Off street parking. No pets, non smoking, not section 8 approved. References, security, first and last months rent. $725/month 570-852-0252
HANOVER TOWNSHIP West End Road
A vailable Now! 2nd floor. Located in quiet neighborhood. Kitchen, living room, dining room. Sunroom. Bath. 3 bedrooms; 2 large & 1 small. Lots of closets. Built in linen closet & hutch. Hardwood and carpeted floors. Fireplace. Storage room. Yard. Washer / dryer, stove / fridge. Heat and hot water included. One year lease+ security. $950 570-283-4370
KINGSTON 72 E. W alnut St.
KINGSTON
Very nice, clean, 2 bedroom. Hardwood floors, w/d hookup, stove, fridge, dishwasher. Off street parking. $600 + security & utilities. No pets. 570-954-5903
LARKSVILLE
LARKSVILLE
FREE HEAT 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator & stove, off-street parking, small pets OK. $600/month + 1 month deposit. Call 570-262-1577
Available Sept. 1st 1st floor, Large 1 bedroom, bath with shower, wall to wall carpet. Off street parking. $525 + utilities. References required. Gas heat. No pets or smoking. 570-407-3991 or 570-779-4609
KINGSTON
Modern, 1st floor, 1 bedroom, off-street parking, no pets, $495/month, plus utilities & security. Call 706-5628
KINGSTON
House for sale on 3 lots, quiet dead end street. Needs updating/TLC. Asking $75,000.00 Call 570-333-5198
SHAVERTOWN
915 Manufactured Homes
Collect cash, not dust! Clean out your basement, garage or attic and call the Classified department today at 570829-7130!
2nd floor, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, off street parking, NO PETS, NO SMOKING. Water, Sewer, Garbage included. Lease & Deposit, $625/month. Call 570-466-0005
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902 MARKET ST. One very large 2 bedroom apartment washer/ dryer hookup, all appliances, recently renovated, quiet neighborhood, landlord pays water. $650/ month per unit. 3-5 ROSS ST. 1 & 2 bedrooms available. Private parking. Quiet neighborhood. $600 and $650. 1 month rent & security. Available now! Near college. 570-656-7125
KINGSTON - 2 APTS.
Beautiful, oversized executive style apartment in large historic home. Two bedrooms, one bath, granite kitchen, hardwood floors, dining room, living room, basement storage, beautiful front porch, washer/ dryer. $1,100 monthly plus utilities. No smoking. Call 570-472-1110
KINGSTON
KINGSTON MUST SEE!! Elegant 3rd floor of historic home in charming neighborhood with 2 bedrooms & full bath. kitchen with stainless steel fridge, oven, microwave, dishwasher, washer/dryer, garbage disposal. newly renovated throughout, with all hardwood floors, private deck, 2 car garage with remote, central air, security system, wifi, intercom & keyless entry. pets negotiable/ no smoking. Rent $1,300 + security/references. Call 570-288-6686.
Available Sept. 1st. 2nd floor, 1 bedroom & bath. All appliances. Heat, water, hot water & sewer included. Air, washer & dryer. Newly painted. No pets, non-smoking. Security, lease & references required. $600/month. Call (570) 288-4253 Leave message
LUZERNE
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Garages
953 Houses for Rent
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1213
Paving & Excavating
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America Realty Managed 570-288-1422
REMODELLING 2/3 BEDROOMS $750+ UTILITIES, 2 YEAR LEASE, MAPLE KITCHENS, APPLIANCES SOME UNITS, CARPORTS, GAS FIREPLACES, SUN PORCHES, ETC. NO PETS/ NO SMOKING EMPLOYMENT VERIFICATION APPLICATION.
2nd floor, small 2 bedroom. Large fenced yard. Small pets OK. $450 + security deposit. Includes water & sewer. Call Tom at 570-574-6261
PLAINS
TWO SPACIOUS APARTMENTS: 2 BEDROOM 1 bath + office space / nursery. $750. 2 BEDROOM 2 bath + office space/nursery $850. Very clean living space. Tenant pays utilities. Very affordable sewer/off street parking included. New carpet throughout. Contact 570-855 8781 for more details to set up a walk through. NO SECTION 8. NO CEO. No smoking indoors. We are looking for reliable trustworthy people to rent clean living space. CLOSE TO WYOMING VALLEY WEST HIGH SCHOOL AND MAIN STREET ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
264 Academy St 1.5 bedrooms, newly renovated building. Washer & dryer available. $650/per month includes heat, hot water and parking. 570-855-4744 646-712-1286
WILKES-BARRE
AVAILABLE $70/month. Ideal for cars, small boats, RVs, trailers, etc. 570-430-9537
PITTSTON GARAGE SPACE
near school, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, all appliances, fenced yard, off street parking, deck, beautiful home. $975 / month, 1st, last & security. Call 570-714-3693
KINGSTON
950
Half Doubles
PLYMOUTH
307-309 South St E. 2 bedroom, 1st floor. New windows & carpet. Ceramic tile in kitchen & bath. $650/month. Landlord pays water & heat. No Pets. 1 month security & 1 months rent. Call Manny 718-946-8738 or 917-295-6254
WILKES-BARRE
2 bedrooms, new tile kitchen & bath. Stove, washer/dryer hookup, offstreet parking. No pets. $750/month + utilities & security. Call (570)237-2076 A vailable Sept. 1 2 bedroom, newly renovated, custom oak kitchen cabinets, tile floors, paddle fans, 1.5 baths. Off street parking, deck and patio, $800 + utilities; gas, electric and water, washer dryier hookup. References required, no pets or smoking. 570-779-4609 570-407-3991
EXETER/WYOMING
2 bedrooms, 1 bath, newly remodeled, all new carpeting, washer /dryer hookup, off-street parking. $650/per month plus security, tenant pays utilities. Call 570-883-1463, 570-654-6737 or 570-362-4019
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Construction Licensed, Insured. Everyday Low Prices. 3,000 satisfied customers. 570-735-0846
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1057Construction & Building

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1339
5 rooms 1st floor heat and water furnished. $745 4 rooms 2nd floor heat and water furnished. $675 Security and references 570-457-7854
MOOSIC
Stay Warm This Winter Huge 3-4 bedroom, with heat included, 3rd floor, great views from private balcony, near Wilkes and downtown. $840/month Pets OK with additional rent. Call 570-798-7051
WILKES-BARRE West River St.
FORTY FORT
80 River Street Newly remodeled two story, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator, stove & dryer, washer hookup, two car driveway, fenced yard, no pets. $800/month + utilities. 1st, last & security. Call 570-417-9781 To view house go to www.wilkesbarre djs.com/ 789PhotoAlbum
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Hauling & Trucking
1252
Roofing & Siding
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MOUNTAIN TOP WOODBRYN 1 & 2 Bedroom.
1 bath, newly remodeled. All appliances, washer, dryer. Off street parking, no pets. $575 month plus utilities, security and references. 570-954-2972
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DOLPHIN PLAZA
PLYMOUTH
3 bedroom, 1 bath. Located on Academy St. $650 + utilities & security. Small pets OK with extra security. Call 570-262-1577

Central location. 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, all new appliances. Off street parking. Lease/security. Pets negotiable. $775 + utilities. 570-237-0275
PRINGLE 38 Hurbane St.
1162 Landscaping/ Garden

TOUGH BRUSH & TALL GRASS Mowing, edging, mulching, shrubs & hedge shaping. Tree pruning. Garden tilling. Summer Clean Ups. Weekly & bi-weekly lawn care. Fully Insured. Free Estimates 570-829-3261
Construction Licensed, Insured. Everyday Low Prices. 3,000 satisfied customers. 570-735-0846
SUMMER ROOFING McManus
944 Commercial Properties
944
Commercial Properties
WILKES-BARRE
2 apartments available Large 1 bedroom apartment, washer/dryer hookup, water, sewer & heat included, off street parking, $675/month + security 1st floor, 2nd floor apt is $650/month + security. Please call 570-443-0770
PITTSTON
Mayflower Crossing Apartments 570.822.3968 2, 3 & 4 Bedrooms

- Light & bright open floor plans - All major appliances included - Pets welcome* - Close to everything - 24 hour emergency maintenance - Short term leases available
315 PLAZA
1,750 SQ. FT. & 2,400 SQ.FT OFFICE/RETAIL 570-829-1206 BEST $1 SQ. FT. LEASES YOULL EVER SEE! Warehouse, distribution, storage, light manufacturing. Gas heat, sprinklers, overhead doors, parking for 30 cars. Yes, that $1 sq.ft. lease! We have 9,000 sq.ft., 27,000 sq.ft., and 13,000 sq. ft. Can combine. There is nothing this good! Call Larry @ 570-696-4000 or 570-430-1565
Academy Street Well maintained in move-in condition. 6 room house with 3 bedrooms & 1 1/2 baths. Gas forced air heat. No pets. 1 year lease. Credit check.$625 + utilities & security. Call 908-510-3879
WILKES-BARRE
1000 SERVICE DIRECTORY

1039 Chimney Service
1189 Miscellaneous Service
& Gutter Cleaning Free Estimates Insured 570-709-2479
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953 Houses for Rent
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VOL.19 ISSUE 41 AUGUST 22-28, 2012 THEWEEKENDER.

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2012

IN THIS MOMENT & SHINEDOWN GET IN AN UPROAR, P. 18

TIPS FROM A BARBIE CHICK: PUT THESE ESSENTIALS IN YOUR CLOSET, P. 47

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2012

Whats your favorite meal to make?

Letter from the editor S

Fresh salmon with rice and asparagus.

Roasted tomato parmesan over lemon pepper pasta.

Seitan scallopini and sauteed mushrooms in red wine sauce.

Account executive 570.829.7204 skremski@theweekender.com

Account executive 570.831.7321 kinglis@theweekender.com

Graphic Designer 570.970.7401 adittmar@theweekender.com

I love grilling veggies and an occasional steak, too.

Denitely breakfast I scramble a mean egg.

Either miso soup or baked white pizza.

Production editor 570.829.7209 mgolubiewski@theweekender.com

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FOOD & FASHION

DESIGN/PHOTO OF GENE PHILBIN BY AMANDA DITTMAR VOLUME 19 ISSUE 41

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2012

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2012

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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2012

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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2012

What to watch this weekend

Sacha Baron Cohen as The Dictator.