(First verse)

A) There was one

slice of bread
when another
came by

B) One slice of
bread when
another came by
A) "Now we're
two!" the slices
cried

B) "Now we're
two!" the slices
cried
A) When you get
two slices of bread

B) You know what

lies ahead:
 (chorus)

Sandwich,
sandwich
you hold it right in
your hand which
puts it in your
mouth, bite by bite
something about it
just feels right
time to make a
plan which
involves a
sandwich!
 (Second verse)

A) Well, Bread
Slice One said to
Bread Slice Two

B) Bread Slice
One said to Bread
Slice Two
A)"I feel so empty,
how about you?"

B) “Yeah I don’t
feel so good
neither”
A) But how they
smiled, you should
have seen 'em

B) When a slice of
cheese walked
right between 'em!
 (Third verse)

A) Two slice bread,

one slice cheese

B) Two slice bread,

one slice cheese
A) They say good
things come in
threes

B) Let’s say good

things come in
threes
A) But the slice of
cheese began to
sigh, he said
B) "I think we're
still a little dry..."
A) “Yeah, Me too”
B) “Me too”
A) Mayo! Mayo!
B) Don't make a
sandwich be so
dry!
A) “Did you hear
that?”
B) “Uh huh...”
A) “I think it come
from this way”
A) So they walked
up the road, hadn't
gone too far
B) Walked up the
road, hadn't gone
too far
A) When they met
a big old
mayonnaise jar

B) Mayo! Mayo!
A) Spread a little
bit on each bread
slice

B) "Ooh, that feels

so nice!"
 (Fourth verse)

A) Now the classic

sandwich we have
seen
B) Has two slice
bread, with stuff in
between
A) But a club
sandwich has
three

B) And a Dagwood
Sandwich (as your
granddad...)
Has up to seventy
A) There are so
many sandwiches
you can eat

B) So this list is
incomplete:
A) Boloney,
salami, banana,
pastrami
B) Grilled cheese,
tuna fish, ask your
mommy
A) She can make
'em here or take 'm
from the deli
B) To thrill your
mouth and fill your
belly

A) And maybe if
you're really, really
good...
B) Peanut butter
and jelly!