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A Drive-Off at the Gas Station

By Elton Camp

“Officer, I don’t care what the attendant said,

For my gas I paid him cash on the barrel-head.
I don’t know why to accuse me he wants to try.
Everything that he has told you is a complete lie.”

“Uh, what’s that hanging off the side of your truck, Sir?”