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care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't
hear you anymore.
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would
be much simpler, but then less magical.
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon
nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
C.L.I.C.K. means :
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
Q:Wat is luv?
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*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has
special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats
tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the
current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was
asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga
eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do
have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about,
and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I
didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And
above all, I just miss YOU!
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine
would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to
keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite!
I love you.
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love
you. I will love you forever! :).
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 117 Characters
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets
but the heart always remembers. I love you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I
never seem to get enough of you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand
mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to
like you a little more every day. I love you.
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye
i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always
will.U have filled a space no one can fill!
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand
and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu
tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for
answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept
the faults and overlook the excuses.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi
karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni
karde.
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart
when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens
I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy,
always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar
hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the
world for a wound given by love.
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will
always stay as a flame in my heart.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed
mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere
khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how
many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a
paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u
compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't
worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll
always be there 4 you.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text
from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a
desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a
snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not
everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through
my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your
love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter
than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain
close to my heart and far from my eyes.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u
understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another
summer too but there will never be another you!
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows
out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that
will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are
grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always
trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by
the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're
always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word
till I heard it from u.
When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing.
When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in
between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R -
REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon
nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon
ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai...
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use
dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota
khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me
Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak
ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak
ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause
aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani
khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy
Eid Day
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho
Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki
phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me
khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years
ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my
Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par
duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki
waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad
jayega.
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna,
Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi
ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi
rahega to dhoyega kab?
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd
day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye
jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja
raha hai
Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke
liye hain.
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se
zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he
shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-
paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana... waise
aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne
se kam nahi..
Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye.... Karke
kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.
Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki
hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu
to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis
ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab
bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.
Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon
dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.
Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas
aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge
aansu bahane ko.
Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati
hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch
ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.
Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta
chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.
Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna
hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se
zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
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TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !!
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon
ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-
daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar
aate hain..
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, tumhe yaad
aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.
Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi,
mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le
ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota
hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath
chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..
Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke
jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms
bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe
na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
Burraaah......
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle
socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti
hamaar kutte ka naam.
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na
aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER
banoge!
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil
dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai
MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu
cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh
ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 137 Characters
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho
aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko
ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka
daal.
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla
hoon, MAA!"..
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi,
tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de
gaya koi..
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin
saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye...
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi
banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul
hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge
hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath
chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath
chhoda.
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si
hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte
hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed
mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain.
Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti
hain.
;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha
wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja
lena.
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
"HASINA"
Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain
tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.
Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse
azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya
hua tabeez maante hain.
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata
hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade
ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf
10 RS mein.
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo
jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur
mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko
rangin bana de.
Happy Holi
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI
Holi Mubarak!
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI
se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing
you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
She is Basanti
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh
ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili
aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek
pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh
rahe the.
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na
jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun
kehta.
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti
hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo
jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko
dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad
jayega.
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte
they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love
you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi
rahega to dhoyega kab?
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd
day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes
everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye
jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja
raha hai
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r
Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho
aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla
hoon, MAA!"..
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi
banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are
you?".
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw
down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch
jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
"HASINA"
Girlfriends
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap
hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda
aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to
udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got
knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata
hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade
ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf
10 RS mein.
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat
where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first,"
he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh
ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and
order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha
chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch
gadbad hai.
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai
but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss
this way again.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be
transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
,,
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God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why
did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you
means I'm missing you.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you
can't have them.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips
are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I
never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss
you.
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur
busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we
meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll
wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left
unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do
you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still
managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for
each other,Had no attached strings.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling
wife(Husband).
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure
delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed
your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So,
this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them
and hope they panic and give in. =)
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember
you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care!
Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out
letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie
in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life
is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you
care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't
hear you anymore.
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would
be much simpler, but then less magical.
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had
dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
Touch ur heart
Close ur eyes
Make a wish
sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light
SWeet DreAms...
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
A daily thought...
A silent tear...
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Hello, How R U?
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FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever
you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help
it.
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
C.L.I.C.K. means :
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u
cant read d eyes which loves u.
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has
special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats
tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the
current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was
asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny
story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure
feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born,
GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become
FREINDS FOREVER!
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in
future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same
college!
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have
anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky,
wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will
stay.
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your
eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world.
Good Night
The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one
who feels your pain.
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming
In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave
the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New
Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new
Year.
New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 153 Characters
"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your
future endeavors with success"
"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new
year find you a better man.
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom
that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year
"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many
reasons for celebrations"
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good
resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no
account.Happy New Year.
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare
of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get
jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the
children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007*
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Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you
have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my
sweetheart.
Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 89 Characters
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any
older?
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when
u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the
one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than
Devil.
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes
of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy
Birthday.
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little
things.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each
party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give
him power.
in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a
little less than his share of the credit.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing
their jobs right.
Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 98 Characters
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or
left instead of right or wrong.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by
those who are dumber.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from
the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in.
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover
the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new
challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries
for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and
wonderful 2007.
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n
happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY
NEW YEAR!!!!
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them
ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life
and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into
reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do
have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about,
and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I
didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of
Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n
livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree
of faith on Christmas night.
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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy
Christmas.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a
sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY
CHRISTMAS
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our
Christmas merry still.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer
and more beautiful.
Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most
sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things
beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a
reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and
goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and
always to be kind.
Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself
away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it
beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth
and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a
sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present
remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job
the next day.
If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please
don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to
you!
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa
will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your
days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and
throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-
mas.
Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 157 Characters
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of
tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you
a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer..
cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u
walk through life. thanks for being my size!
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is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than
lovers!!
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r
mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U
hold oN!!!
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need
happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I
looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And
above all, I just miss YOU!
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine
would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to
keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite!
I love you.
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love
you. I will love you forever! :).
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets
but the heart always remembers. I love you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I
never seem to get enough of you.
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to
like you a little more every day. I love you.
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye
i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always
will.U have filled a space no one can fill!
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand
and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is
becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless
us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r
helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.
May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it
wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes,
jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about
you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love
and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday
my sweetheart
Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 88 Characters
if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky
looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds
have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud
Morning
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for
answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept
the faults and overlook the excuses.
"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your
brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are
ever so far away from us, and each other."
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you
some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing,
and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our
whole lives long.
To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know
each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private
family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once
sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist
and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger
everyday.
As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they
still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 136 Characters
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only
one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes
everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has
told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey,
what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens
I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy,
always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that
friendships don't have an expiry date.
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy
ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a
friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are
timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for
those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet
Dreams!
If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born
in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the
world for a wound given by love.
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will
always stay as a flame in my heart.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no
ordinary blow job!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves
covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for
autumn.
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he
replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly
showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she
said.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love
letter to her: "I luv u sister."
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad
came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked
man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the
guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home
early."
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs
and we can multiply!
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 113 Characters
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't
came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u
do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r
Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a
waiting game.
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's
Day!
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always
do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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90% of the
boys are
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coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u
r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
Friend's forever..
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont
want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this
love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it,
have a great life...
I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
Hi,
Doing nothing?
4 Me in ur Heart!!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live
without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T
MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2
thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and
killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know
why?
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready
to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
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I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 153 Characters
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your
eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet
dreams! Good Night
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day,
365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when
we enter the examination hall.
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance
for starting business?
Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil
jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw
down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning
when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when
u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be
the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I
shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in
SMS.
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD
sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very
happy birthday.
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and
I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother &
sister.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of
car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love
Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make
us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Girlfriends
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already
taken your share!"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters
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The nicest place
in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling
wrong cavity".
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got
knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
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I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be
transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will
stand by you when millions are against you.
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines
made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron,
kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have
left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the
rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message &
smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look
sweetest.
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and
enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day
n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on
Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's
amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat
where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first,"
he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you
cuddled me instead.
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than
friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel
you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there
to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
If u don't mind
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
Il
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for
you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur
hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry
me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
it should be 5)
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble
see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3
sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million
dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when
you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading
away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r
spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes
everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure
makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends
when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add
years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy
every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes
to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!
Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all
r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when
someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.
Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love
to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl
smile. So, would you smile for me?
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls
out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth
wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not
out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4
me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like
u.
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good
people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the
open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report
reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a
number and wait in line!
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da
evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an
endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment
I laid my eyes on you.
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open
ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things
work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why
did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you
means I'm missing you.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you
can't have them.
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I
never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss
you.
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur
busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have
to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll
wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a
paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u
compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't
worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the
way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll
always be there 4 you.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a
desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a
snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not
everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at
you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through
my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your
love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter
than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain
close to my heart and far from my eyes.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u
understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another
summer too but there will never be another you!
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that
will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are
grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always
trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door,
so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a
heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand
& wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm
sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man
dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give
the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by
the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're
always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word
till I heard it from u.
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in
between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be
found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss
this way again.
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate
U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that
this condition is permanent.
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that
this condition is permanent.
Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends
bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.
I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked;
May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked;
May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will
stand by you when millions are against you.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text
from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are
just the windows my feelings come through.
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things
come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!