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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
-_-... I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes. Let’s go get something to eat.. So yes.” ..... she took it from me. I’m hungry.. Damn it. are you eating that or not? If you’re not...Chapter 2 If you think about it. brave.” Then.. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you. she’s very brave.T We went to the nearest restaurant.. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so.. They say ignorance is strength. send me an email.. she was waiting outside.. why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey... she read my memo and called me... Completely wasted. I know a friend... She ordered two coffees without asking me.. I couldn’t believe it. Get over here.. she knows the area well.. Me: Yes ma’am. b..) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel. it’s me. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened. read below). To be honest.. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’..... Apparently.. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. She must live somewhere around here... give it here. and when she was done.. and started munching on it. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach..... You had to be there T.. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. she looked at mine and said “Hey. and then she would. $.. She won’t remember anything from last night.. I’m hungry too.. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said.$.but.. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me.... as soon as she woke up. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel.. I was a bit afraid to talk to her. Then she told me to take care of the bill. then told me “You’re buying.
She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup.).000 won ($10). drank until she were gone... so I came back.. people start looking at me... then...” What the hell. She said she would call me at night.. Suddenly. I’m a nice guy...–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl. she might drink too much again. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. her eyes were saddened..... I was a bit nervous. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping... Then we started to drink... Then she started telling me about yesterday. she was unconscious. Then. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. right? Actually.... She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you. That evening. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong.. Plus. just like last night. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- . She didn’t remember my face. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. Again.” . so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened. I met her at the coffee shop again. she began to cry in front of me. I did it because I was really scared... I wasn’t going to pay this time. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie.~ ~..A thought crossed my mind. We went outside the shop... “Give me some money for taxi. then she told me. she was a whole new person. So I gave her 10. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday. she was really calling me. sounded like a movie with chunks missing. ~.. then told me that she was dumped yesterday.... Is she? She’s really shameless..@ (The waitress) –.. I lived in Seoul. On her ID.. she was crying. She was breathtaking. She said her goodbyes. and I started feeling sorry for her. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable...~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of.
which meant I had to go to school. It’s been pretty horrible three months. and of course. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol.. into this. The owner welcomed us. and I’m older. buying medicine and everything.. In any case. -_-...... why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that. it’s been three months... .. She’s not acting like a drinker. I think you’re a 76... and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am. ‘dates’. ‘Please don’t throw up... She’s younger than me.. and slept in the corner. but “Love” is too heavy.. maybe. She really was pretty... area... I use informal format with her as well now... Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!. She must have changed into.. then I told her.. I’m treated like a 74. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975). I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully... but since my birthday is early.. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable... and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain. Then I went to the same motel last night... But I gave it up. she’s on my back. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly.. My friend are all 74. -_-.. also at the chest. And yes..... Owner: Go ahead.. recognizing us.. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah. Right now.... Once again. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend.. so I thought.. there were plenty of. I could hear my own heartbeats.... But I don’t want to be in love with this girl.. Chapter 3 So. Something was wrong about her. “Like” is too casual. Tomorrow was Monday...1976)...) Me: I.’. Here’s a good news. I’m sure she feels the same way about me too. but. I felt sorry for her.. there are lots of stories to be told.. After confirming that she was younger than me.
I turned around and pretend to be asleep.. so I couldn’t get out until 5.. she was one brave student. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. really? How old are you? Ok. in lecture.. She was coming towards me. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. It’s not like I could stop her.. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays.. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her... And then. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays.. a reason to go to this class. and everyone looked towards it. I blame the world. I blame my friends. Usually. I hoped she didn’t notice me. At 2:30. then you use informal too. they use back doors... “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it.. Something wasn’t quite right. Then the class continued. Then she told me she was coming here. I was at school... And yes.. I’m not that impressive myself.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. Our tough. she called me.. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon.. Quietly. . She said she didn’t have class that day. Then she said out loud. I blame alcohol. and we spent the two nights in a motel. the lecture started at 2. I’m a college student. As soon as I found out it was her. Few days later. I just wanted to run away. But people were talking left and right. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. when students were late for classes.. Whenever I got some money. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. She sat right next to me...Girl: Oh. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. And that’s how I got to use informal to her. We have a strange connection. so she wanted to do something. so though students recognized each other. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. She goes to S university.. Whoever this was... How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. After lunch. tough girl. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process. ‘She’s new. I could hear her footsteps...
. and that you were the father.. In all honesty. But.. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding.. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. idiot. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. she was definitely capable. ‘That guy’.. This girl.” “Huh? Professor.. I didn’t do anything to her..“Bro... and told me we should go somewhere else.. Haha. I wouldn’t have believed it.... She was waiting for me outside. Just kill me instead. “Hey. Then the break came.. but she was nowhere to be seen. Let’s work on her after class.. I got up quickly. I just decided to take the F.. So I told her. Two hours left. the class continued. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. so go ahead. so the professor told them what she told him...” If someone else had to me this.. the girl next to you is really cute. Everyone was looking at me with envy.. Then I couldn’t go to that class again. In case she started talking to me. Surprisingly.. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long.. During the CAD class.. I’m not exactly a model student. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert. But. of course. It felt kinda good..’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture.” I thought to myself ‘Moron. I’d be known throughout the school as. . This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. I’ll count you as present. The students complained about letting me go... And sat back down. What the hell.. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. she told me “Ok”. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion.” Yeah. I could not ditch this class.... What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. After 10 minute break. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. She followed. “Gyeon-woo.
That’s not all. This one time... Especially Wednesday... she probably would have drank it all by herself. Oh....T. Without an exception... You've read all the writings so far... and I’m already left out.... people were talking and talking... I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more.. actually.. you know why.. ..T) Once again.. I can't get there by subway in half an hour.. "You have half an hour. any classes I took..... That class. Anyway. She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain... She didn't call beforehand.. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays.. For the people who know why.. so get here in half an hour.. Thank you.Afterwards.. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house. on Wednesday. (My tuition. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration. Yes. "I'm at Shin-do-rim station. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far. I didn’t go to class at all. One in 120 gets an A in that class... .. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service.. right? Yes.... she called me." . So people started hating me even more. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge.T I live in Shin Dang district. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!".... He told me it was gonna become a campus legend.. She came to my class in a Wednesday and. Like I wrote from last chapter. ^^ I live for people like you...... T. And.. So I took the cab. she called me that day as well.. .." ..... I have a bottle of soju with me... If I didn't get there in time. and. scary. made a mess. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays. but I don't have any classes either. I have to get there in 10 minutes. and told me.. She really did have a bottle of soju with her. you had to work your ass off to get a B. and only took the final. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays... I can't.. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will.
... the place was crawling with gangsters. Right? I thought. but now.. then. Already... Usually. But just a can of beer?. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee. I felt so bad for her.. She's probably thinking of her ex again... There wasn't much to do......" The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy... She wants to go to Lotte World. In her eyes... and all that stuff. Apparently.. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell. I found myself drowning in the lake.. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. with strangers.. She wanted to take a closer look. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers). But today. It was getting dark... girls turn really cute in amusement parks. she called out a passerby. and what with the streetlights.... we sat down too. lakes.. she was so fragile inside... By the time we finished. 30 minutes.... the place was filled with couples sitting on benches.This is where my war begins.. it's just soft drink... I stood by her side.. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell.. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty....... So we went through the bushes and went closer... there were streetlights. I ran away.. T. Who the hell are you? Crazy. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl..T.. the mood was just right. and screams.... I bought lunch. she would be the same. she even bought the day-pass... she was pretty generous with time limit. and hid behind a bench.. (A part indoor. When you ask them to ride something scary.... I wish I could go inside.com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards. . she didn't say anything. Out of nowhere.. so we just. Maybe she had a good day. "That lake is so pretty... Though she was tough on the outside. we went to Sukchon Lake.. she wanted to drink beers. she started to cry. they pretend to be scared.. I thought she might jump into the lake. I guess she got tired of picking fights.. She suddenly said to herself." I became a bit tense. Then.. Whatever. just hamburgers. in the old days... sat there.
. I asked later." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. so I eventually crawled out.. you guessed right... I couldn't be angry at her either. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think... I know. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards. She wanted to see how deep the lake was... but no one tried to get me out. and went to a local station.... but. No one knew what to do. By then. a Local Man Attempts Suicide. . I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet...... please call the number below. *If I'm completely out of my mind. People by the lake gathered around.. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day.. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless.I tried to get out.. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend... a daily newspaper had a small headline. Even she must have been surprised. I couldn't say anything. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry... Me: Hey. The land is in front of me. She was nodding all along. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. there wasn't any other way.. No.. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'. Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. I could hear the siren by then. I can't swim. I was just sad.. so she pushed me into the lake. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake... No one tried to help me. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely.. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night. When can she recover from all that? Next day. I really felt for her.
." She lives in Bupyeong..S. You have to get off here. When I woke up.. Jemoolpo Station.. but all I remember is calling her.. -_-.... I had a blinding headache. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then. I was a complete stranger. (Still...." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. barefoot. young man. Half an hour later. "Sir. This is Jemoolpo station.. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. And then I called her.." "No. at least.. I took the lane heading to Inchon. at least. Why am I in here? Let me out. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone.. thank you. . and using a soda can as a pillow. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around. my beautiful and tough girl game in. quietly. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge. well. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk. My stomach was not feeling good at all. I don't remember anything after that. standard. Then I fell asleep.. then her uncle... I realized she hadn't come last night.... uh.... was appealing). I. Apparently. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. My life was over.. and he lived in Jemoolpo.. 30 minutes is pretty generous. -_-. *gags* *burps* I'm at.. and had a painful thirst as well. She was worried because I did something very out of character... I was always pressured by her time limit.. "Hey!.. It really was Jemoolpo station... I just sleep.. I tried to remember what happened. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench. trying to figure out where I was.... It's me. If you think about it.. in 30 minutes. When I arrived at the Subway station.. and called her uncle in the middle of the night. and I had to head home only semi-consciously. You gotta come here. I was in jail.. But then.... the world really is a nice place to live in. I drank two bottles that day..... A cop got me a cup of water.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. and get meeee. "Listen.. there were some coins thrown in front of me... saw me sleeping under the station bench.
Remember that the author is... Also. a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter.... please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in. So he took a chapter to clarify some things.... 'You're worse than me... Hello. he's not acting that pissed off either. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name.) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. I'm a mental patient... so if you see me acting crazy. If something happens to me. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. certain situations) in our wallets. she'll kill me.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station. Sometimes.. right? She has nothing to do with her. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal. I'm going to Xerox it. I really hate her friend. and of course. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend.. (It's already too long.. *Hello. she beat the living hell out of me. at the point of writing this.. -_-. -_-. but still. she put one in mine. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung... posting it on a website for people to read.... It's pretty cool. this is Gyeon-woo 74. but if I wrote the answers before the story... Later when I get a job at an office.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. Hahyung is suffering because of me. I'm completely out of my mind. That day. it doesn't look good. Also. she agreed to put me in jail. Oh.. and told me that if I do something like this again...
(I have nothing to say...) She's a senior in college right now..." She's very pissed off. I wanted to keep the middle ones. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty........ Taxi? Yeah.. I'm going to be killed along with my fingers.. and it's gonna cost about 50.... She receives scholarship awards..) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him.. wherever she gets a job at.. If there's a good position open. male employees are gonna suffer... no. What excuse would I use? No. she's. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www.. (She thinks internet can do everything........ if you ask me.I'll probably going to be summoned by her again.... I'm going to write this the way she want me to.jayang. And yes.) .... I'm writing the way she wanted me to.... Now. then she beat the crap out of me.. she calls me.) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?. (Too much TV. I told her we should just post a picture of us.. chapter six.... but only express taxis. \_/ From here.. Is it still on?) She's very smart too. I don't know what to say to this. she wants you to know that she's very qualified. how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die.jpg) (Once again.hs.kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good...000 won ($50). "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour. I thought all my fingers were going to break. there's no way subway can get there in one hour. I apologize sincerely once again. And I'm a really poor guy..... From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station. I got there in hour and half.. If the visited counter is lower than before.
Instead of something I can buy...... his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me.. then they said "Idiot..." What a great bunch of friends.... Please? I'll buy dinner. Money? She has too much. So I reminded them that I was a rabbit. right? Fast 75.. (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this.. I get more and more nervous. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy... and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . I'm 75 Rabbit.. as she opens the trunk of the car. right? Please. please edit out the sentences in parentheses.... Chapter 7 On her ID. (Note: Most likely. she. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again. a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce.. her birthday is April 16th... I thought about doing something for her instead. you know why... anyway. Anything she need? Doesn't exist. speaking of murder.. Oh. I don't want to do this either. I have to survive.. doves....She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis... Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything.... Think about it. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. but .. I don't know why.. but my friends are 74 Panthers.. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered. Me? As I said before.. but on the calendar. I'm dirt poor.. might murder me. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him. and she's a economic administration major.... Birthday.. as her birthday approaches day by day... no wonder you're so.. either in January or February. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon). I apologize once again. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near. what should I get her. it's in June..
I took her ticket. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200.. So.. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. but they refused. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up. and there'll be security in the place anyhow. this is all I got. As I stretch my two arms to the sky. and even got an autograph (awesome!).000 won ($50)... they still couldn't find a better job... I immediately called my friends who were still working there.. In the middle of the night.. secured her safety belt.. 100..000 won ($100)..... Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know. I used to work at an amusement park. I was in charge of operating some rides. There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years).. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. or a driver's license.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy. and tell her. take her near the carousel.... this was it... I would go with her into the amusement park.. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50.But.. bribe them for me.. saying that they'll get fired. but I couldn't give up. (Picture reference: http://en. ... Apparently.. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive..wikipedia.. but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage..org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too. and turn on whatever the ride she wants.. Me: Fine. I don't have a car.. (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working... the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them. Kim Hee Sun came to the park...
We arrived at the wall of the park. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts. I called my friends I was heading over there. Then we move on to the pirate ship. the day is almost over. I have to endure it. I didn't really answer.. Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night... She's. It's 1 in the morning.. The day before her birthday. .." I stretch my arms. we have to move in at late night. The day has come.... I tried to find a side door. so I figured the front gate would be closed. being completely out of your mind..... and I have to keep her with me till the late night. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. It's her birthday.... I'm so proud of my brain cells.... and we ride the carousel.. then the carousel turns on with music.. Of course.. I decided we would climb the wall. She's yelling at me. if she drinks a half a bottle...... They tell me everything is ready. I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. A bouquet? I don't have one.... with both arms stretched out.. And I quickly pretend I was yawning.... she would be quite unpredictable. You're good at that right?. but there weren't any. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this.. As we go on. and I took 10 minutes... "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less.. I practiced in front of the carousel... I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel..."This is my magic for you.. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them. but. going for a drink would be the best solution. She climbs over in seconds.. please? Let's be crazy and just do it. Passerby are staring at me. Just the two of us.. she asked me why we're going there.. probably an expert wall climber..... Then we ride the pirate ship..
yes. I hear whistles...My heart was beating loudly. "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now..... came by and took care of it. In front of the carousel. it was very dark... along with my friends. right?) In any case.. her uncle.. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift. . Finally.. but they refused. "This is my magic for you. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day. we were sent to the police.. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel. See. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. Since they promised.. (you remember the first time. spent the night in jail together.. After getting yelled by security for hours.. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen. they tried to bribe the security. Next day. Then... whispered. they can't risk getting fired.. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry. out of nowhere.. they all got fired. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail... why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So.... we're at the police station. She's about to cry. everything was going according to the plan... I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders...... She must have been taken by surprise.. and as practiced. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday.... sir.. Since that job was the only way they can support their families.." I stretch my arms to the sky.. she and I. Carousel is turned on.. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved. This is my second time in jail. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. We headed over to the carousel... what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening.... and we couldn't see anything..
Drug dealers. I just wanted her to be happy. Kendo. . rapists.. She's really rough.. It was July. You won't believe me...But..... motel (?)..... video place. but there are sides of her that are cute like that. She has almost moved on from him now.. What is she up to?. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. To tell you the truth.. this 100th day? If you have a good idea. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1... it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway.. please email me. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys). You don't believe me? . I don't think she had time to think about him at all. one degree. so it'll be the 100th day since we've met.. and Kung Fu. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV. You're right. Of course. PC House. when the weather turned really nasty.... but I'm a martial artist too. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar.. And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again.... But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something.. -_-. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves.. movies... .... really. I beat them all. robbers.. I ... She called me and reminded me.. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication. I'm still marked by her uncle..... Pretty soon. because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months...... Judo.. and took the first place!!!. there's no way I'd remember something like that.. what would I do for her... I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist. For two months. That's right." and decided to play squash (you know.. And once again. In Taekwondo.. Hapkido.. I have.... jail -_-)... murderers.
. and I was back to my old self again. so I was pretty confident.... Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me.... finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here... she wanted to do Kendo. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over.. Me: Okay. She.. and... But Kendo is a pretty tough sport. She has no idea what's coming. and even if she did... I was confident once more..... there was no way she knew how to do Kendo. Don't regret it. .. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. It's a murder on your shoulder and back....." From here. but I did have some experience with Tennis. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.. the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough. Her: Then.. I can win against her in something..... "Hey.. I think I have a stomach cramp. Me: I don't want to drink with you.... the result? Of course I won. So we go to the Kendo gym... So... Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her.....never played squash before. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-. Whatever.. Yes. ever.. how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and. She must've been angry that she lost.. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish. wanted to make a bet. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No... I started to get nervous. When I was little.. Me: I... ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight.. long time no see..
. That's right. leg... I went to school. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and...... barely awake.... so she still owes me a wish... and there's tension in the air... and opened my book. It was awesome. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I.. I answered. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack...) We both have the bamboo swords. it was her. and came back to my seat. then I don't remember what happened. How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day... who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. I begin to sweat. head. is scary as hell. I study. but me..(Kinda like this. I'd won the squash game. slept. but not the fight. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. sometimes.... Any case. and I stare right at her sword. it went head... washed my face with cold water.. What should I tell her?... But if I had gotten hit..... BAM! She went straight for my head.. then. Wait!.. I could see the ceilings.. waist. then a cramp in my head.... My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day. Hey! When I watched it on TV.. A girl with Kendo degree. And ardently I... but my phone started to vibrate. I feel sudden pain at my side.. I was barely conscious.. 3 meters apart. I just pretended I was knocked out.. She approaches. got a place in the library.. isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this... falling asleep in less than 5 minutes.. .. I called for timeout.... It looked as if it was rising... I could see the stars... smoking. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ . Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept. And of course. And now I'm getting sleepy.. it probably would've killed me.
" "No..htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks... so meet me there.." Suddenly. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun." In the drowsiness of my sleep. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See.. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well. something feels wrong. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood.. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. Lunch was a few minutes ago. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library.info/cuisine/nudle/p_11.." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate. and she tells me "Hey. that was sweet of her. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there. kinda salty. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food.. and neither of us had anything to eat so. coffee shops. What should we get?" "Just whatever. she said "I'm hungry. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool... kinda sweet. Do you want to die. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation.. disgusting... Hurry up. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful). this is why I can't even study at the library. the silent library became noisy. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right.. -_-." . It is a noodle with black bean sauce.." "I have to study today... I quickly got my bag packed. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. But then.... and the street right next to it filled with shops." "Wait...).. The double one is mine. Think your local university.."Hello?" "Hey. our orders are switched. etc...." She wants jajangmyun.
." She doesn't let up "No. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun). You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit." "Can I get jjamppong (once again. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double.... with that black sauce. Everyone was looking at us... she says "Hey..... I told her "Hey. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image.... she finished.. for us to have eaten the same amount. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit. I finished mine....ohmynews.jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun... you have to eat one more single.... so it's not fair. You have to get another one.. you know.. it was just like that.."Then. The owners aren't even working..." We shouted at the same time and started eating. But. "No way! Ma'am... as if we were crazy. But I have my pride too.. but are too busy staring at us. ma'am. I picked up my chopsticks. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D. I have my pride. and so is she. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one.... your first bowl was a single. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl... we need one more single.. Before finishing mine.. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us. other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them... I ate three bowls. I ask the waitress "I need another double here. and now.. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl...." Daikon pickles fly at me..." At this point. and said. but she still has one more to go. "Let's go. I'm finishing up mine. there's another double in front of me. but like I said...
..... I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason.. After a while.. So we sat.. we're about to faint... she's an econ major. 20 bucks. on Saturday. I'm an engineering major. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face. Then some guy passed by. Everyone looks like delivery boys. like I said... we started to throw up.. So. Everything is. went at it again.. meaning that the place was packed with people... I cringe and looked at her.... We saw that... damn it... collapsed near a telephone poll.. And we looked around. if someone hit my stomach right now..... and we stood up.... .. We try to stop it......"We have to finish this.. We got in front of a Baskin Robins.. She was writhing with pain." We ate. and.. result. yellow mucous right next to us.... 2 singles and 5 doubles. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us..... then. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. we were holding hands (lovely) and. threw up in front of them.. the noodles are near my throat.. black. while holding the telephone poll. and was watching us... but we looked at the . coughing and then spitting thick.. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk.. the sun looks like a daikon pickle..... That was around 3 pm. and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it. "How much?" "Let's see. and we left the place... shaking... let's rest here for a second... But.. and on her face...." She ordered another double.. "I can't walk anymore. She tells me. I managed to eat 2/3 of it.
.. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. and their face was covered with that black stuff.. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls...I took her hand and ran. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind.." I thought I was having a heart attack. After that. I know. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning... it was all black and. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant.. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship. ugh.. .. but some guys in my major was talking in groups. so come over and I’ll make you something. at least that guy didn't know it was me. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um. Well.. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah.. "So last Saturday.. and I got a call from her.. my parents won’t be home for two days.. I went to the University street.. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. But I still have no idea what they ate.. thanks to the jajangmyun residue.. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun... I went back to school on Monday.. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best.
She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. and my face turned a several shades whiter.She’s…. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. Once inside. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States.. and… Well. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me.]. just in case. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah.
She was still sleeping. she promised to make something really special for dinner. “Do you want to eat it. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. While watching her sleep. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. messing with me. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. Her head was right next to mine. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. not DVD… lol remember. . or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. I turned my head towards the right side.“Yeah. with her head on my chest. Looks good. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. I decided that the movie was no good. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. it’s a special ramen. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things.
I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. Picture reference: http://www. I began to cry. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. I drank a 1. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. “Type these for me. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. . Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight.sangganews. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows.
I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. This is due to the fact that. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost.. The humor. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today. attitude.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. meaning. okay?” . this translation is not word-for-word. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. like a cuddly baby chick.” “. in the original work.. I include pictures of foods... I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. it literally means cute. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again..” “W-wait. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. I promise :-) Also. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. It's me. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. Gyeon-woo. places.... Contrary to the context of the word. I promised to introduce you to them. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. translations will continue at a faster pace. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. In this very chapter.. the author does go back and forth a lot. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". So hurry.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon.. And just to be on the same page. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well.
. Pic reference http://www. Anyway. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. The theater was practically empty. you came! Sit down. (Ugh.. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other. she began to speak. As soon as I got to the table. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans. Gyeon-woo: H-hello.jpg) . but.. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility.co. and two other girls.. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. a couple.) The group consisted of me.. So. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans. when they say that I'm cute... guys. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there.. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. “Aw.. and after discussing what to do next.. After leaving the coffee shop. huh.. We ordered soon after we were introduced. and no saliva on the spoon. it means I'm not much to look at.videoman. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl. Her: Hey. rice cakes.... No hands. we all decided to go watch a movie... the two girls ordered coffee...The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station. but. just with spoons.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. .. they were feeding each other in turn. fruits. Sweetie~” At the same time. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. five of them total. I just wanted a coke. her. and sweetener. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that... Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. His name is Gyeon-woo. This is the guy I was telling you about.. there's a guy in the group as well.
Both of our mouths were full of popcorn. It was a bit nauseating to see. we'd never get that nauseating with each other. One for him. aggressive.The lights went out and the movie started. making a rather nice firework.... We both pulled.... the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. She does laugh a lot more than she used too. One for him. kissing in public. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I..... right. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser.. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple. . I glanced at the other couple. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time. They were in each other’s arm. (You know why. her and I.... the girl had her hand on his waist. making unusually large noise.. Heh heh heh. paper.. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder.. At the same time. To make it worse. yeah. we went to get something to drink.. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more... one for her. and they were holding each other's free hand.. one for her... and the popcorn went into the air.... We were playing rock. After making her promise not to drink too much. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please. Ugh.
. I'll list them off later. If they step over with their right foot. Here we go! . he steps over with his left foot. If anyone wants to challenge me.. she might beat me up. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there. Me: Have it your way then.. I never lose at Odd/Evens. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal. Third kid. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot.. I took her back to her house then too...Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house.. I could've gotten a perfect victory.T But I don't have a choice this time.. and I'll hit once.. she wins. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance. so I'll just hit you once.. right foot.. right. Right after we broke up. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot.. I need to pay my phone bills.. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again.. Me: It's 2:1. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years).. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong. Winner takes all the coins).. okay? Her: No way. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin. and we must have missed the evening rush.. I don't really like taking girls back to their house.. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. There are about a million games you can play in the subway.... and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even. a lot. so we decided to play games on the way. T.. It was a bit late at night.. You hit twice. right foot. ugh. It takes about an hour. right foot.. It was so close.. To make it worse. let me know. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie).. I win....
She then made a suggestion. if I lose... 3 meter.I first place my fingers over her forehead. and opens her eyes. They were all privates or PFCs.. Girls can't get slapped. here.. Whoa.. Her: This is unfair.. You're right. Left foot.. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. here we go. and they were still very disciplined.. I knew it. 1 meter. I get slapped. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: ... go!!! “Left foot.. Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is... Left foot.. They're on leaves. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders.. Now. Her: Fine. I am sadistic...... she is the law.. after all. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. Left foot. so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb.. she gets tired of waiting.. Her: All right. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car. -_-.” . Hah.. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard. 2 meter.. Her: No way. I told you I was sadistic.. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us....... She must've gotten really scared. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What. With my middle finger.. Yes.. Left foot.. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies...... I get to slap you on the face instead. This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders.. we. Me: Here what go? .. both of us using fingers.
... and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire. she touched my left cheek lightly again. Me: Hey! Look at that moon. 4th slap. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. 3rd slap. then turned around and came toward us. 'He's a guy.... for maximum effect. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on. This was no joke.. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant. My left cheek became all red and swollen. remembering how crappy life is during the military service.. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die. There were four left.. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat.. but I left them alone.... I suddenly stood up. right foot. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one... Everyone was staring at us. she hits me on the jaw. The guy next to me suddenly stood up..... 'Fine.. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name.. .. She then lightly touched my right cheek.' I closed my eyes tightly... from stifling their laughter. just kill me.. I was shaking without noticing.Her: Come on. right foot.... 'he's going to take my side... So that takes care of one hit. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. Me: Hey. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . Right foot.. I literally saw stars. She was so nice. realizing what was about to happen..' I thought.. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while. She lightly touched my left cheek. My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity.
huh? Me: No... The whole arm starts to shake.) I place my finger just like last time. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night.. studying. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right... so get some rest then come out. *Yawn* . “Her”: Yeah right.. Suddenly. this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends.. uh. I was. Her: .. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: .. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life. (ha! Losers can't say anything.. or semesters.. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway... My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger... no.) I was about to hit... These are her pet names for me. The middle finger starts to shake from strains. Oppa.. *Yawn* . traditionally.... very different. but then. I'll give you a call around 6 P. The guy turned around and grinned. During breaks or holidays. I felt very warm inside. too intent on watching us.. well. 'idiot'.. (T/N: Oppa is.. My cheek stopped hurting. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits.. even though it was really early in the morning.. Everyone around us has become very quiet. what girls call their older brother or older male friends.. you were on the internet all night again.. 'retard'.“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly.) She has never called me that once... okay? Me: Okay.. turned out it was noon already.. In modern context.M. 'bastard'. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far. Me: Hey. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very... Chapter 13 She was calling me. It has always been 'Hey you'..... -_-.
I looked at my watch... Sun Mi: Hey. I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore. long time no see....M. someone came next to me and nudged my arm. Gyeon-woo. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry. that's right. yeah. *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay...... Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up. Sun Mi. It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends....zzz... Suddenly...... I was looking for Her around..zzz.... but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me. I mean. gimme 30 minutes.zzzz. She said she'll call me at 6 PM...... remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-. It's me.. It was 7 P. And my phone began to ring on the way.... What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you. but from Sun Mi. Yes... The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her. even for a Saturday night.. in all probability. an old friend of mine. She was going to buy dinner... “Her”: Hey.. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago.. Oblivious to my realization... what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? . confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today.. and dragged me along... But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed.. It was her...zzzz. I took my phone out and saw this. I'll just wash my face and be there.
.. or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant.. I'll just have what you're having. not knowing what to do. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament.... I have no idea.. is this lucky.“Her”: Hey! You little..... very broken English) . Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi. damn it. Um... (T/N:. It was out of batteries....... what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here.... did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No.. but to actually hear it in real life situation. Me: You order it.. I don't usually go to this kind of place. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that..... Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow...... because she started to talk in English. it took me by surprise.. I studied English for god knows how many years. This is embarrassing... Forget English. Me: No. -_-.. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody. *static* Where the hell are... she was saying 'Good evening. Me: Hey. this is my first time too. Basically. that's just BS.... She went over to the counter... The waitress came back.. I don't think she spoke any Korean...... in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well.... Me: Um. (T/N: in English. was looking away. speak! Please... but the waitress was from another country.. I barely speak Korean.. are you ready to order?'. But I tried my best. Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . Of course.. but she wanted to eat here. but still they're sticking with the same waitress.... you do it. Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-...... Sun Mi and I both looked at each other.... Waitress: Good evening. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school.
....... Her calls.. I was drenched in sweat. Just give us two hamburger steaks. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way.... Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T. she couldn't just take the dishes away. what now.. very unpleasant. (T/N: English) Huh. when we were finished.. What did she just say? Luckily.... But.. the waitress came back. .. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence.. but. the coffee tasted like poison.... Our. but the batteries were still out.. Mother. I tried to call her... Me: Hambag Steaki. let's just eat hamburger steaks....T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge.. well.. Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha.... confusing.... Me: No thank you.. Sun Mi wanted coke. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well..... It was actually really good.. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts. No.. but I chose to use the public phone instead... I had completely forgotten about her calls...Sun Mi: Hey. Coffee and coke. Me: Speak slow please. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her. Whew! At last... Sun Mi offered her cell... Because of the trouble with the waitress.. I remembered something very...... but an actual conversation can be. two!! ok? (T/N: in English. Then. and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one........ Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! .. I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything. (T/N: English) What.. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts. Even though it was a middle school level English. The sky was falling. very painful English) Waitress: Yes... I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when...
. Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah.. she'll beat the crap out of me... It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. don't come. the next day.. it was Sunday. Do whatever you want. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? . so if you don't want to come. she's trying to make me jealous. sorry.. my cell doesn't have any batteries. you know... Me: Hey... She called me in the morning...... But it still kinda hurts. I'll be beaten to death. preserving my life is much more important. Hah.. Even if it kinda hurts inside... and it's not like we ever said that we like each other.. Her: Fine. If I fall for that and go there.. Me: Today's not a good day.... I'm with a guy right now. and I was sleeping... what happened was... there was.. right.. um.. But.. Her: Hello.... To be honest. of course..... my fingers were shaking..I pressed her phone number one by one.. That wasn't the end. I don't feel guilty at all. There was no way it would've ended like that. hehehe..... -_-. um. there's something I have to take care of.... But.. I'm with a girl too.. Chapter 14 Yep.. Sorry.. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). If I go near her when she's this angry........... The next day.. uh. Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh. It's not like we're actually dating.. So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up. Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro..
it's not a Facebook group or anything like that)... Then we went to the room. She must be really angry.) I've never been to a Video Room with her before.. and to even imply that I should violate it. She then stood up.. This made me even more nervous. and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me. I was really nervous that day. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious... so I guess I was being sluggish... To be fair. let's go eat something”.. She was already there waiting for me.' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to. she just picked one.... Typically... Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks. She was just looking at an empty space. even I would've been upset...” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry.. out of guilt.. After lunch. and I followed her.. internet social groups would meet in places like these... just become a Yes-Man for today. actually... mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet. And I was the only one speaking. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private. it was a little past lunchtime.... but I haven't been to one since.. there weren't anything to do.. She called me and told me to come out... I was getting hungry.. well. I took her to lunch.. I tell you.. She wasn't her usual self. and I had no idea what she was thinking.. but she still wasn't saying anything... I would've preferred that..” and “I'm hungry....... I'm here. when they need privacy. surround sound.T It was a small cafe in Shinchon.. we drank our coffees. Don't talk back to her or confront her. and a very private setting.. .. I paid for the coffees. I sat down. you know.It's a sacred tradition in our country. It felt like a scene in Misery. but she didn't even look at me.. a comfortable couch... I prayed.. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch. I approached her. “Let's go watch a video. T. It's the end times...... all we've said to each other was “Hey. So far. that there were some windows around..... I kinda blew her off last night. and hopefully save me. it changed a lot since. Then she finally said something. I am really screwed now. I told myself 'Just be really careful..... it is used by couples for.. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. Without saying anything..... Poor me... Back in 94 or 95... but she didn't say anything.
.. While I was meeting her.. this was the only way for me to survive tonight. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers... It was driving me insane.... typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers.. really out of it.. I promised myself something... She looked... and she still hasn't said a thing. We sat next to each other as the movie started. She then said her second sentence of the day. she was about to drink her second pint. while I was able to take two sips.. ... I already told myself to do anything she wants today..... Her: Do whatever you want..” Drink... the room we got was completely isolated from the outside. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system.. well. she drank hers in two gulps. I just looked at her hands. I'm just going to leave you on the floor. I tried to drink mine really quickly.... but she still didn't say anything.. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone. I kept looking at her during the movies.. hold on a minute..... I couldn't even tell what the movie was about...... crap.. Me: Hey... so I prepared myself to block anything... But I couldn't help it. this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all.: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch..... So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad.. “Let's go drink... A pint is... I was getting really curious. 9) with you'.But... Me: If you go unconscious again.. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either.. and ordered another pint. but I stopped her. The movie was over.. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet. With this much alcohol in her... no one could see what was going on inside. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But. her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face.
.. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad... perverts. It was to be expected. she drank her second pint. -_-. carrying mode... Me: Say.. three gulps this time. Well. she couldn't fall asleep quietly. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome.. Supporting mode... But what was I supposed to do. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel.. dragging on the floor mode.. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore... but the sun was still out..Me: Something's obviously wrong... but I was used to it by now. And this time we didn't go to a motel...... picked up her bag and mine.. and was about to carry her... too bad we weren't in Bupyeong... they were staring at us. We got out to the Shinchon streets. which one of these movies are the longest? . nothing happened between us. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad.... It was summer... What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday.. really? Heh heh heh heh. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill.. where should I take her? You think. How could I go there twice in one day? . and I only had two sips of my beer... People looking? Oh yeah.. Wait a minute. Is it.. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table.. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub... like I've already said numerous times.... Hey. Despite me trying to stop her. Remember. piggyback mode. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out.. And of course.. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk. “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me.. we went back to the video room. then fell asleep on the table. but decided to help her up instead. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie. She was passed out drunk. like those bullets in the Matrix. But..
. and I'm a guy too... -_-. there was a very pretty girl...... It kinda hurt my pride. when I saw her sleeping. I took a look at her..... this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me.... lay her down on the couch... she was sleeping besides me in a dark place. you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. . she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt.. To be continued. it kinda got to me as well.. I put her on the couch. after all.. ugh. what am I saying. well. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl.. not just sleeping.. (... . .. above all. but she wasn't moving an inch. You can wipe off that drool now.... But.Owner: -_-. I sat her down........ Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty.. probably from the alcohol. but unconscious after having too much to drink. she wasn't wearing much make up.. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute. I..... With her. she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well.. who seems to be dependent on you. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us.. Me: ^^.. I was mostly staring at her breasts. Even if it means getting slapped. her eyes were closed. ha... I thought to myself 'What the hell... Chapter 15 She was sleeping. So... well. I have my morals and pride..I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space. pride? Objectively speaking. if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake.. and then there's the beatings. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk. but her cheeks were bright red.
What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and.....' If I kiss her now. . (she censored this part out. I could feel her breathe.. my heart was beating very fast. but... that I am not the person she'll fall in love with....... I felt like I wronged her..... BURRRP! .......oh. You know. When I was thinking this.. the couch was almost a bed. I was facing her.. I thought 'Fine. even though I haven't done anything... she moved around a little and.. I almost fainted from the smell.. but all those images began to flash before my eyes.... so I never had the chance to really take a look at her... .. And I also pray.' and sat down.. my heart felt heavy. it was very warm. I could feel my logical side going numb. Images of her suffering and her sadness.. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.. next to her on the couch.I won't put it in details.. The video room was pretty good.. And we weren't really going out in the first place.... and find someone to love again.) In any case. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future. Hehe. In any case. For no reason at all.... see.. So I wish.. But it was a little sad too. Even if it was stealing a kiss. 'She's really pretty. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath... I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all.. but I kept looking at her. I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell. When she is able to love someone again. laid.... well...... I wish I had been some sort of strength for her... Then. and I almost got killed in the process too..... I haven't really written much about that side of her. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes. there was only a small space between her lips and mine. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her.... I went closer to her... I'll leave her side without saying anything. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry. I thought...
... Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen. (-_-.... but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries. After drinking some water. She moved around a bit... I just sat down and watched the movie. she was already pale to begin with. our noses were almost touching each other. and kissed her forehead. Me: Well... women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . I was being a jerk after all.). She didn't tell me.. she didn't want to.. please? So I went out to get some water.. He wanted to talk a bit. I raised my head. Her forehead was pretty too. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship. Then. the heavens must have punished me for it. Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl. who told you to drink like that? ...... She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. Idiot... and a bit by bit.... A monk was chanting in the movie. And I stayed like that for about a minute.... . And I began to fall asleep... I got closer.) Her: Can I get some water.. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie... My kiss on her forehead woke her up.. I closed my eyes as well. I turned towards her and saw her again. I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead..... and with the lights. I'm really thirsty. I don't know what He and She talked about. -_-.... But I could guess rather accurately. She nudged me and said.. and our lips were apart by... My eyes and her closed eyes met. and He was really desperate. which chased away any drowsiness I felt before..After I averted that crisis........ it was her body's selfdefense mechanism. by pure coincidence..... and I didn't ask.. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something. ran into Him. and my head really hurts. Wake up.. I was surprised. or. Slowly. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit. she began to talk. Her: Hey......
. I should've just ignored everything and ran to her.. The reason I was avoiding her was...... I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot.. Yes. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds.. it was her decision and hers only..... that He truly loved Her.... Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before. after all. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her.. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him. No... I won't do anything to stop her. Even when she said “Are you going to die... I stopped calling her. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much. but...That's when she called me.. I know. I told her I was too busy. Because I didn't want to influence her decision... or are you going to come out?”. It was her choice. I didn't go. she called me.. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? . And I could tell.. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him. and She really loved Him as well. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him. I only wish that her choice is the right one... but what to do about Him and Her....... I didn't answer her calls.. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish. I was just listening to her speak... and that she won't have any regrets. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him. I started to regret my choice. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. I'll be there to tend to her pain.. that she was wavering in her resolve. Her: What's wrong with you... But that day... not quite.... and that she was really confused as to what to do. That's the extent of what I can do for her.
He was really different from me... Sure enough. It felt like there was something different. or if she needs me to be around a bit more.... . and I promised someone to go somewhere.. Friend.. The word 'friend'. He looked like a nice person.. He looked rich too. Gyeon-woo..... I could only hear the word 'friend'.. barely knew what “manners” meant.. I'm just busy and tired lately. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others. Another guy.. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to......... well. “This is my friend. Her voice on the phone was different..Her: You don't come out when I ask you to...” Yeah. even her way of speaking was different from usual.. I could tell from her voice that... he was good-looking. and was dressed very well. and you're not really answering your phone...... This was the first time I saw this person. Like I said before. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers. Me: Oh. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me.. there was another person with her. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah.. She was ready to make her decision. I was her friend.. It's a secret but. but for some reason..... I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way.. She introduced us to each other.. for some reason.... Yeah. I'm too busy. In order to see her. The person who she was in love with before... My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not.. I wanted to see the fully healed Her. like you're mad or something..... began to dig painfully into my heart... I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy. plain-looking... who was dirt poor.. Friend. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me.. to be more accurate... She and I were friends.
..” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. And then. he wasn't a friend. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background... It's not too surprising... and get something to drink. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with).... To her. we all went to a very. But He. He was..” (T/N: Name censored by the author....... Actually. she and I talked while he drank his coffee. no less... and she just wanted to thank me for everything. and she ordered a coke. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time.. I thought. Coke. at least.. “Let's go. She was laughing. And when there's an awkward silence.. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her.. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then..“And this is.. very quiet pub for a drink. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. she only orders that when she is really upset about something.. 'she's finally going back to this person. my logical side had won against my emotion. um. I ordered coffee. anyway?' I took a closer look at her.. I had nothing to say.. who have known her for so long. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub. 'what's he smiling about.. Because He was there. they talked while I drank my coffee... ...... didn't seem to know that about her. but something was different. I didn't say anything.... it has nothing to do with me now. She got up and said. Something is strange though.. she drank her coke.... for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him..' But I was stoic about it... He was smiling.. And when she asked him something. I thought. When she asked me something. actually. As if she was nervous about something... and he ordered coffee. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar.. She just told me his name.. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. who have loved her once.... OOO. but she's the one who arranged this meeting.. I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke.
I should go sit at a circular table.. She wasn't drinking at all. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us.' So I went to a circular table.' . Both He and I got drunk.. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient. Because... but. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her. does not mix at all. so she must be able to fall in love again. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him..... I drank. He was the first one to go in... and noticed the mood of the place. But he was still going towards a rectangular table.. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable.. I really didn't care who she sat next to. I thought. I began to think.. and that it has to be said under a clear mind.. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. but we didn't really say anything to each other.. but I was not enjoying myself.. We ordered drinks. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him.. When you drink with one another. There was a circular table. not that I had anything to say to him... maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table.. Many thoughts crossed my mind. but his confidence towards me in respect to her. and a typical rectangular one. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed. He must have expected her to sit next to him..There were two kinds of table at the pub... but it wasn't a cheerful table at all. Or. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless.. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger. She must have thought the same thing. As soon as I stepped into the bar. 'This is enough. and he went towards a rectangular table... It wasn't intentional. At a rectangular table.. 'Just like at the cafe.. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation. She followed me and called out to him to follow us.. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. To her. she's talking to both me and him in turns. I came in right after.. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy. that wasn't the case between Him and me..
coming near me..... you could've just told me something like this over the phone.. If she called me and told me..... Hurry up. I just wanted to congratulate her. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: . ... Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired. I got really angry at her.... I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! . I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain.. I thought I'll just call her on the way... is what I said. and wish her happiness in her love.. you could've just called.. That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being... And I sneaked out of the bar. What was wrong with me? Her expression then.. it would not have been a big deal. She came down a few stairs. As I went down the stairs.. Take care when you go back home. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside.I got up from the table. For the first time.. I said Me: You know... and I answered I had to go to the restroom. Me: If you wanted to tell me this. I shouted at her.... She asked me why I was getting up.... or I'll kill you! Me: -_-....... It was probably because I was drunk. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: . Many different emotions were all mixed up... and the things she said through her action.... But I really just wanted to go home... okay? Her: Get back inside..... Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway.... someone called me. My emotion took over from my logic and....... But when I saw Her with Him. so I'm going home.... I would have just congratulated her. This wasn't what I wanted. What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again.....
....Sadness... But when I was making my way to the station.. She had ran towards me. and looked at her with my other eye.. In my wish to congratulate her. even her voice carried too many emotions. o. “If you want to go.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder... but.. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful. Warmth.... 'Eyeball'. It was her. I think they call it.. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it.... eyeball with my hand..... I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion. a big gaping hole began to form. such human body part is referred to as an “eye”... turned me around by force.” She couldn't finish her sentence. a bit of sadness was mixed in. I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy... In my heart..O Typically... then go.. I was stunned for about 5 seconds..... In my expectation for me to be happy for her.. the name changes to something more professional and medical... She was speaking.. but.... Heartbreaking..... no.. Happiness.. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in... and a longing to say something. something flashed before my eyes.. like a scene in a romantic movie.. and with her right hand.. I was trying to figure out what had just happened... Suddenly.. and turned me around by force.. Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station.. I covered my eye-.... grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder.. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs... I felt too many different things as well.... I headed towards the subway station.. and turned me around by force.. WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye.. it bruised up nicely. .. Somewhere in my heart.. like this →..
.. that moment was then. He looked like he sobered up as well....O If I didn't follow her. You know.. rubbing my left eyeball.. that was the moment I had wished for. I ordered another drink.. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. is to rub a cold egg on the spot.” I had no idea then what she was trying to do... for my right eye's sake. so I drank by myself.ball. I should've stayed there. I was done drinking... especially bruises around the eyes. and we were out of food..Her: Follow me! Me: T......... A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand... But I walked out on her instead. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes... but she didn't answer him... The three of us got a rather big room. Perhaps. It was a bit embarrassing... He asked her where she went. and she wasn't drinking in the first place. so I followed her while putting some distance between us.. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises.. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive... He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol. so he agreed. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the . and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time. I agreed as well.. She said “Let's go do some karaoke. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg... what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar.. she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well... apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye.
youtube. *shrug*). because he started to put in some numbers.. my friends all want to go to the restroom. She gave the microphone to me. He was singing... tambourine..com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me. dance.. or whatever. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing.. I was familiar with the concept. trot. His eyes were fixed on Her. No matter what kind of song.... It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me. I gave it to Him.. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing.. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” .......youtube.. (T/N: ... I can accompany it well with the.listeners a minor orgasm. But I'm really good at using tambourine.. I suck at singing.) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www.. feeling of loneliness. I have no idea if this is true. you are my only one~~~ One day. long after you left me. rock.. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good....... ballad. to avoid listening to me sing.com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 . I felt the pain of separation. You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested... I don't really like going to karaoke.. she chose. http://www. it was her turn to sing... When I sing. You know. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning.. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well...
. She didn't say anything..... he had a car with him. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song. she would have to take the subway home.. My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening. then I'll see you next time too..com %2F1275 OR http://depression01. . so she would have a comfortable ride back home..She wasn't looking at Him or me. (T/N: http://goodieds... I didn't think that I was in love with her either..tistory. We should hang out next time too..com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds..... I was thinking about waiting for her...tistory..... and he was holding onto her bag... and it was always crowded and uncomfortable.. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book. I suck at singing... He lived in Inchon. and she lived in Bupyeong... plus. Me: Today was fun. In front of the building....... I felt like this was her last song for me........ She was still in the restroom......tistory. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more. but then I thought that if I saw her.... and didn't know any song... But. So I picked a song and began to sing. it had to be this one.. It was my turn. she wasn't even looking at the screens. He probably didn't want to see me next time either. but the situation was. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room. We kept singing back and forth until time was up... When she was with me. we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day. I would cry like an idiot.. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in.. It wasn't because I had to part with her. He was clapping. for some reason.. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. I didn't want to sing. He slung her bag on his shoulder.. it was time for us to part. I just picked out a random song and..tistory.com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01. Him: Yeah......com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you..
....... what was I thinking...... I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station.. I wanted to look back to see if she followed me.Just.. And then I passionately embraced her. Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us.. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase.. I took out a second one. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her... I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again.... so I left before she got out of the restroom. For some reason. then.... a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment.. to just go home.. The escalator kept going down.. I don't think it was her.... Heh. I still don't know what she is thinking. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station...... For some reason. we didn't say a thing. Then..... I thought that if I kept going down. “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator... and the people outside the doors.... everyone was.. I heard a voice calling for me.. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her. it doesn't really work that way.. the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality..) . but my logical side ordered me. They just stared at us while probably thinking.. and stayed there till the first one burned out. suddenly. until we were near the Bupyeong station. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes...... I was halfway down now.. while everyone was watching.. 'Nutjobs. I took the escalator to the station..' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her. You know how in movies.. The people on the stair next to us.... I'll never get to see her again. I smoked a cigarette... there were a lot of couples around me... I was about quarter way down when... . that's how I felt then. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag.. I was so happy that...
if she reads this..... Me: .... But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love. Me:... Her: And. I'll write something funnier........ I go out.... It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him. but for a completely different reason..... Me: .... And I am with her... Next time.. haha. Her: Gyeon-woo... I asked.. Her: What are you up to today? . why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me.. Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer... and that's why she met Him in front of me. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day.. Why? Because she'll be mad.. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car..... She said.. The next story was about a month ago... she'll laugh out loud. but she said she wanted to walk a bit. She no longer has any wounds or pain...... Um.. we could've taken a cab. I liked your singing better...... Nor can she.... But if she tells me to come out. This was the end of her wandering. right? Your clothes get all wet.. so we walked side by side. She started to read this after her friend told her about it...After we got off the subway.. We arrive at her house. she'll beat me. well.
) Her: What business? Me: No. oppa (what girls would call their older brother). So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication.. and went outs . She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”.. I have to treat her well while I can.. he's saying he's busy..Oh wait. Her: I don't have anything to do. ^^. opened the door. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. crap. Me: Hey. there were only three of them in there....Me: It's raining... don't you just love pun humor? The movie. you should come out with me. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. I only had 3000 won ($3) on me. Anyway. I don't even have money for the bus anymore. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there.... Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? . put on my clothes. I'm borrowing some of your money.. I casually washed my face.... this time.. so I'm going to watch a movie at home.. I called Her again.. Mom's not home. Ugh. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way. “Hey.” ^^ (T/N:Ahh. Gotta love it. but waaaaaaay more sappy... ate something for lunch. took my cellphone. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor... B-U-S-Y! . well. but. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well...) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”.. I forgot my wallet. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years.. I checked how much I had and. so.. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances.. I rented “Touch Me. Damn... or “Connection”. So I went back to get my wallet. damn OneShot 01X... which would mean he's cooking rice. or “Bah-Pah”. I really can't go today...
Suddenly. You still have your subway pass.. this is embarrassing. Of course. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won... but the girl was already soaked.. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella.... I brought an umbrella. I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee.. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. The guy was holding on to the umbrella. it was already getting dark. and it had huge windows for walls.. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do. medium sized ones.. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach.. the days were getting shorter.Me: .. This. The guy finally let himself get caught. I brought the big one.. stupid! So. and our shoulders and pants got really wet. but it was still raining. Of course.. a couple was sharing an umbrella. and she brought the tiniest type. I thought she was going to get angry.... and the girl was staying really close to him. Outside. was not a good experience for me.. I was still holding onto it. and big ones that looks more like a parasol. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop. it's a long story.. We left the cafe.. Her: Then just come out. she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way. This cafe was on the first floor. I can't suggest going to a cafe. The girl chased after the guy. It's still raining... We were still sharing my umbrella. Man. I can't suggest going to get something to eat. After a while... but the guy was really fast.... .. it was still raining hard.. Even though we had an umbrella... it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her. unlike the summer.. but.. Her? Also got drenched in the rain.
. It was the Bupyeong station... I carried my umbrella like a sword. If there was only one person there. Our eyes met as we approached them.. you know.. Well.. I have to take her to her house.. In that short time. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight. We got closer and closer to the gangsters. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something. The bus station was a bit far from her house. to be honest. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters... I took her hand. The rain had stopped by then. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. .. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand... I could go all out. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. and even though I may get hurt.. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole... about 10 meters ahead. so I let her caught me.. She was right next to me. she was fast like a freak.. It was too late to backtrack now. in case we would have to run. but we took the bus instead.. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. so we had to walk for a while. two guys would keep me busy while the third... I could do something about it.. my heart was pounding. As I picked it up. We were about halfway there.. we were both broke. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically.. Even if there were two. I got really scared. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. But there were three guys... she used up hers and. I would be able to protect her. you know... She threw the umbrella she was holding at me. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. Typically. Reserve. It was really dark. like D'Artagnan. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation..She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me..... we would take a cab... why? Because I was broke.
sexily.. can be really simple.' The two guys couldn't be helped. all we have to do is just run. “Hey. I thought. and the other two approached us and said. what is with her? Having no other choice. but in order for me to win.. The two guys came closer...... Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by.” like a corny movie line.As we passed them by. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters.. I had to fight the leader of the group. She was right behind me. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader.... Leader: I said.” Gangsters. in movies or in reality. “Hey. Man. But then. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish.” I smirked. Suddenly.. Heh.' .... The leader of the group approached me.. I turned around. you little.. -_-.. get lost while you can... they always say “Hey... @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.... I thought “Thank God”. The gangsters were looking at her.... he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. past or present. looking good there. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor.. and said “Hey. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by. I thought “Thank God”. get lost! Me: What's with you.. looking good there. I'm not sexy enough? . “Hey. but She stopped in her track. But then..
. o. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away. falling backward... raising my toes. I felt a gust of wind pass by me. the other two will... in real fights.. still foaming on the mouth. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. I retreated a little..... . and.. He stopped it. with my eyes.. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down. I thought.. I turned towards her. They were facing me. With the leader of the group. I yelled. while she was behind me. if the fight drags on. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. and bravely stopped the punch.... I heard a swish as the other one fell down.... scratching. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position.. Falling forward.. At this rate.. Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. hitting with elbows. pinching... The other two tries to grab her hands. It was dirty. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face.. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit... one of the gangsters fell down.O I got punched once. clutching onto his family jewels. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her......... -OSo. They hesitated. that doesn't happen... screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then.... I kicked him in the testicles. with his nose. and. -_-. must be an expert.. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. since their leader was on the ground. Suddenly. biting. Even during all that. I kept fighting back and forth. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly.....
.. the police officers didn't believe them either... @$ $holes. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared.... we're at the local police station. ... and after seeing this picture. wooden bench. where were you guys? Why come now.. but I've never been caught. Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch.. Man. but she looks perfectly normal... It was an umbrella with a really hard handle..... Well.. first time. Around us..... I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming.You guessed correctly.... and even though I was wearing the protectors.. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword. I almost fainted.. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl.. but.. no less! Of course. A local security officer was passing by. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them.. They did a background check on us. and I was panting. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. and they weren't wearing protectors... that was the scenery here... she actually looked pretty cool... They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them. We're absolutely clean. I guess it still hurts. I can't even describe them.... And next to us. really good at kendo.. the leader guy actually was turning yellow.. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once.. and another one doing the same... is really. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She.. But. and fourth time offenders each.... when the situation has been taken care of? And now.. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head. the three idiots were sitting on a hard. My face was red. They probably got their skulls cracked.. And the idiots. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale... I was covered in mud and water.. second time... not even a misdemeanor.. he used his walkie-talkie to call the police. anyway. AND they got hit on the head.
I was about to call my parents. the district attorney... I'm inside her house now. Then..... I've talked with them before briefly on the phone.... Remember her uncle. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.... we went to Her house... but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street. in jail.. I've met her uncle before.. they contacted them. Oh boy. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a ... And her father sat on the sofa next to ours.. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb.... but to see them face to face. but because Her parents were closer. right? I mentioned him a few times before... .. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us.. I could feel my body go rigid.. They're looking straight at us..They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them. Brrr... her uncle came in......... But this is the first time I've met her parents. After her uncle talked with the police officers... I'm really nervous now. Chapter 21 We're at Her house. Her and I are sitting on a couch. police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit.. I was so nervous. At least they know that it's embarrassing.. They're saying I beat all three of them... with her parents. Her parents came into the police station... Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family.... they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter. the kind that the head of the family sits on.. and after 20 minutes.... I already left a very bad impression on her uncle. I was a mess. my body began to twitch and shiver a little.. After 10 minutes.. we all came outside of the police station..
..... Soaps are everywhere.. the funny thing is... my mom's curly hair. it's more like a hobby. haha! This must be the one she uses. my black hair... and my dad's hair all harmoniously. ^^. -_-. the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. and there are my sister's yellow hair. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. Her mom brought me a cup of juice.... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but.... no.. That scent was in the bathroom as well..... could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps. I went to Her room...... blocking the sink.. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower.... For your information... not to dry). there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. Hm.... "You. Yes! ... warm water began to come out... I meant we all have our own soaps... wait. her father began to speak..The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours.. in a girl's house. no less.. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey.. Anyway. my brother's brown hair. I guess she's the only one using it... the undefinable scent of a mature woman..... The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family.... Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person...... so I drank it in one gulp. I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater.. this isn't some mental problem that we have.. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness... everyone has their own toothbrushes... all the nervousness in my body dissolved out.. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom... So the bathroom is very dirty. oh. and the next day.. -_-. In any case.. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life..
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
. -_-. What? Her: . I'll be sure to take your advice. since this is on the internet. But if I write anything else online. ha.And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. so you're not exactly young.. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well. I really think both sides have valid points.. You're 25. Haha... ... and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people.... are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-.. ^^." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. she asked me. Me: Why.. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed.. so I'm keeping the style. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked. because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth...) style of writing. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story.... I use proper grammar... and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school.. So you should write using a more proper style. Chapter 22 Out of nowhere. Also. Oh... and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company).... Her: Hey. . but in chatting or in cyberspace. ha.... and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. Oh. there's really no problem.. I'm not so sure which side is correct.
like you're drunk.. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this.. you know... I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly. Haha..She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question..... I can't even remember birthdays well....... Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important.. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh.. you know.youtube. Well.. Her: Hey.... but I can't really tell what she's thinking. what a devious girl.. I go completely insane when I see a naked girl... right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah. (T/N: http://www. Me: Well....... I was sleeping so well.. Anyway... though? Her: What the... really? Haha. you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano. what have she done this early in the morning already.. 100th day of what. Hmm......" Her: Hello? Me: What the... I get all weak-kneed.. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh. Hmm. I guess you're right.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. I feel dreamy.. what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline... for me. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? .. Haha.. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see. of course. So I told her like so. when you're being hypnotized by something. I was completely awake...... Her: I see. thinking "Oh dear God. But when she said "Hello" on the phone.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning. she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching..... Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure.
. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast.. and is now living life bravely ^^. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately. the one that we first went to... Hah. and in case she takes my share again. she called me again.. I pointed my finger at it and said . "I'll pay for it this time.. The day before our 100th day.But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day.. Few days ago.. I said "Hey.. I don't really remember the name.... she met the guy she used to be in love with.... Just like then... "that cafe?" You ask? You know. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday.. she wants to just hang out too. she ordered two coffees without asking me....... let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant. Her: You know it's tomorrow. It's today.. We decided to meet at that cafe.. She was waiting for me there. My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday. we began to talk about the first time we've met.. We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met.. right? Me: Yeah....... I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day.... and she was tempted a bit.. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her. I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics. So. tears and snots flowing down. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store.. ^^" While drinking our coffees... I'll just get hit a couple of times. and she said... We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. I decided to just hang out with her all day. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift.
and I followed her. as if following a script. However. you know the rumors. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding... She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section. As long as it's under 50... isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes.. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. mostly because of my prejudice against them. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. I really like window shopping. arrange them around so that they look fancier. They buy stuff from the local street market. right?! Me: Of course!! ..000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-. Gyeon-woo. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this..Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much.. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty. You really have good eyes.. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price. Hehe.. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there. Me: Yeah? Then try it on. ma'am. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. . . “That's one of our latest product.... So I've never really bought anything from a department store.... And we went into the department store.except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school.. following the most recent fashion trend. At this point.
.. I could just say screw it and buy it for her. Uh.Me: Wh. it's too expensive. 1... advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo.. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside. I then saw a vision....2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1.2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey.million? It's just pocket change.. But.. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes.2 million won ($1....2 m. after all.200) Me: 1..Wha... we forgive you for everything. Her: No way... uh.” The next day..2 million pocket change... Hey.... Her: -_-.... She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes... Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1. I took dad's credit card with me today. you have really nice legs.. I'm going to the library to study. Hey. Though it's not as expensive. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.... Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . Mom: W-What is this?! 1.. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card... I will come back and make it all up to you...
. Can't really think straight when you're hungry. that is. or the Blue-Roofed House.2 million.. we left the place.. In a moment of desire for childish revenge..... And then. let's go get something to eat. see. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins. Actually... We went around the department store without getting Her any presents.. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep. If I get caught.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around. we got pretty hungry.2 million suit. And before the sales rep finds out... it was nighttime.. I. so we left the department store without buying her a present.. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House.. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1.. When someone else is about to buy a 100. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well. . right? Her: Whoa.. messing around the place.She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. We were like little kids. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80.... um. Me: Yeah. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present.000 won shoes ($100).. Where do you want to go? Her: Well. it's dark outside already. and it was already nighttime.. comment “Hey...
tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg.jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So. THAT.. we went to the Chinese restaurant. I mean... Me: You want the double-sized bowl..Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I. http://c.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But. right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy.. Her: So..... remember? I mean....nate. jajangmyun. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www. . one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun.... but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'... this was our 100th day anniversary. Or we could not eat at all.. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind. Her: Hey. you say? .. I personally hate it..ask. that jjamppong looks really tasty. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something..I stole dad's credit card......imdb.. but. seafood-broth-based noodle. So. I want to eat.. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know.. THAT. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That. I mean. ramen would have been a better choice.. Me: …. But.com/imgs/qrsi..... why jajangmyun of all things...
... it's already midnight. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. I followed her after getting off the cab. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. Me: It's midnight already..Me:. I've never been in this area before.. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students.. . the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. couldn't even tell which way was which.. so.. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. Her: Just. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me.. with all the buses and subway closed for the day. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house.. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. After dinner. there's a place we have to go. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. and we went to some cafe. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo... Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. Before they built the college there. why are we here? Her: Let's go in. Me: Oh really?... Her: Let's switch. follow me.. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. We took a cab. but with the college there. which are flowing with miserable tears. I can just crash there.. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. What if there's no room left for me.... we went to go see a movie. And now. and went to the place she wanted to go to. then we went to a cafe. you say? Well.
The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs..... After sitting down in one table.com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together.. we exchange pleasantries. .. everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip. Okay. the guests of honor are here... “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”... Why? Because I'm a man.... God... That couple... there were couple people around... http://www.... Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling. oh. I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames.... I think I can hear music playing from somewhere... And just sat there for about a minute or two.. from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11...... . Her friend comes in with a cake. When we went inside...... Couple-Girl: Finally. There were two candles on the tiny cake...... and there was a white piano in the corner.. though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www.. and sets it up on the table.. aren't they closed right now? Her:.. shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved. But I didn't cry......imdb.. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe.youtube..... -_- ......com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there.. Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on... glass tables. I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this. but they were all turned off... I think this was her first time planning something special for me... in a way.Me: Here? The signs are all off.......... there was a familiar face.. Everyone around us clapped. they're made for each other... painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness.....
.. but. but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark)... I have a present for you...... Open the present. A. “presents”.. that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www... Aside . the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. I could have taken out a shirt... Me: For what? Her: Just... Me: ….. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend.. but something was shining nonetheless... for everything. go ahead and open the present. and felt..... so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find. Her: That's okay...... Me: Yeah. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear.. The box was as big as a crate of apples. I didn't get anything for you at the department store. Me: Yeah.. I went through the pretty wrapping papers.... skull? Yes. the skull is kinda cute. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah. Her. As mom had all the spending money in the house.. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big.. It was dark everywhere. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha. she picked out everyone's clothes...imdb.... I didn't buy those underwear...Her: Here.... that's right..com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me.. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark... were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. thanks. Gyeon-woo. or pants... There were several clothes in the box. but underwear of all things..
. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity.. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air. at night. there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark.. the carrot that glows in the dark right where.... and she sat down in front of it. thanks for the presents.... Later.. then. She took a deep breath.. I am more than willing to sell it online. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week. She smiled sheepishly... Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. As I'm writing this... Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something.. Though it was an awkward performance. then lightly placed her hands over the keys.. I can still remember how amazing it was.. and ended abruptly with a mistake..from this skull one.. Everyone else stood around the piano. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:.. She continued as the second part of the music began.. so I practiced all week.. If anyone's interested. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear. She drags me over to the piano... Me: Um. when I'm wearing that one. and you can't even last two lines?! . Her: Gyeon-woo. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano.. she was really beautiful. an orange carrot glows right where. I stared at her......... This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline.. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life. so. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So. Suddenly. I heard her friend talking to Her about it... come here for a second. now I understood why she asked me that question..
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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