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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
$.T We went to the nearest restaurant. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. She ordered two coffees without asking me..... she looked at mine and said “Hey...... I know a friend. Completely wasted. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’. brave. are you eating that or not? If you’re not. and then she would.. she took it from me. -_-.. read below).. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened. They say ignorance is strength.. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me...” . Apparently..) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel. I couldn’t believe it.. she was waiting outside. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so...... and when she was done. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach. Get over here.. it’s me. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you. as soon as she woke up. Let’s go get something to eat. She must live somewhere around here. then told me “You’re buying.. send me an email. she knows the area well. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said. $.. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes........” Then... I was a bit afraid to talk to her. So yes.. You had to be there T... Damn it. and started munching on it..Chapter 2 If you think about it.. give it here.. Then she told me to take care of the bill..but. I’m hungry too. She won’t remember anything from last night..... why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey. b. she read my memo and called me. To be honest. Me: Yes ma’am. I’m hungry. she’s very brave...
.. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill.. then she told me.. I’m a nice guy.). That evening.... she was really calling me. so I came back. then told me that she was dumped yesterday. she began to cry in front of me..A thought crossed my mind. her eyes were saddened. “Give me some money for taxi. Suddenly.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl. and I started feeling sorry for her.. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened... Is she? She’s really shameless. ~. I wasn’t going to pay this time....~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. On her ID..... she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable.. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks.. right? Actually.. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday.@ (The waitress) –. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. she was crying. Plus.. Then. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping.. We went outside the shop.....000 won ($10)... but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie. She was breathtaking. just like last night. I lived in Seoul. Then she started telling me about yesterday. she might drink too much again.” What the hell.. She didn’t remember my face. drank until she were gone...” . She said her goodbyes. people start looking at me. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- . I did it because I was really scared. I met her at the coffee shop again. sounded like a movie with chunks missing. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong.. She said she would call me at night. Again. Then we started to drink. she was unconscious.~ ~. she was a whole new person. So I gave her 10... She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup. then. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. I was a bit nervous.. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you.
. “Like” is too casual. then I told her. It’s been pretty horrible three months. I felt sorry for her..... She must have changed into.. into this... I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah.. also at the chest. so I thought. I’m sure she feels the same way about me too... The owner welcomed us.. After confirming that she was younger than me. My friend are all 74.... In any case... Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!.. area. I think you’re a 76..1976). . Once again... and I’m older. ‘Please don’t throw up. Owner: Go ahead.. I use informal format with her as well now.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend. buying medicine and everything. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that. I could hear my own heartbeats.. but “Love” is too heavy. I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully. there are lots of stories to be told. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975). ‘dates’. Something was wrong about her... and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am. she’s on my back... She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol. and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain. I’m treated like a 74. -_-. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. but.. maybe. and of course.. -_-. She’s not acting like a drinker. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through... ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know. Then I went to the same motel last night. She really was pretty...... it’s been three months.. She’s younger than me.) Me: I. there were plenty of. Chapter 3 So. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable.... And yes.’. Tomorrow was Monday..... but since my birthday is early.. recognizing us.. which meant I had to go to school...... and slept in the corner. But I gave it up.. Right now.. Here’s a good news..
Then she told me she was coming here. But people were talking left and right. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process. And that’s how I got to use informal to her.. Few days later. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays.. when students were late for classes. I blame alcohol. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. Quietly. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her. ‘She’s new. It’s not like I could stop her.. a reason to go to this class. Our tough.. She was coming towards me... As soon as I found out it was her. I blame my friends. I was at school.. Then the class continued.. and everyone looked towards it. I blame the world. . At 2:30. I hoped she didn’t notice me. tough girl. I turned around and pretend to be asleep.. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. She goes to S university. so I couldn’t get out until 5.. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. And then. really? How old are you? Ok. And yes. she called me. the lecture started at 2. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays.. she was one brave student. so she wanted to do something. I could hear her footsteps. I’m a college student... Whoever this was.Girl: Oh... I’m not that impressive myself. they use back doors. Something wasn’t quite right... We have a strange connection. so though students recognized each other. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back.. She said she didn’t have class that day. I just wanted to run away. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us.. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. in lecture. She sat right next to me. After lunch.. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. then you use informal too.. Usually... Then she said out loud. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. and we spent the two nights in a motel.. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it. Whenever I got some money.
. The students complained about letting me go.. so the professor told them what she told him. Surprisingly. Let’s work on her after class.. ..” I thought to myself ‘Moron. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. And sat back down.. I’ll count you as present. But.. It felt kinda good. and told me we should go somewhere else. I’m not exactly a model student. “Gyeon-woo.. I could not ditch this class.” Yeah. I just decided to take the F. the girl next to you is really cute...” “Huh? Professor.... I didn’t do anything to her. She followed. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion.“Bro. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. ‘That guy’.. After 10 minute break. I wouldn’t have believed it. In case she started talking to me. “Hey. I got up quickly. idiot.. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time.. So I told her.. she was definitely capable. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. Everyone was looking at me with envy.... Then the break came.. During the CAD class. Then I couldn’t go to that class again.... She was waiting for me outside. This girl. Two hours left. so go ahead.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture.. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. Just kill me instead. she told me “Ok”. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert. This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness.. and that you were the father...” If someone else had to me this. I’d be known throughout the school as.. of course. But.. Haha. but she was nowhere to be seen. What the hell. the class continued. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. In all honesty..
Like I wrote from last chapter.. I can't get there by subway in half an hour. He told me it was gonna become a campus legend... I can't. but I don't have any classes either.." . Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays..... any classes I took. and only took the final.. This one time.T. You've read all the writings so far. she called me that day as well. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service. .. I have to get there in 10 minutes. scary... So I took the cab. That class..Afterwards..... Thank you. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far. She didn't call beforehand. T... I have a bottle of soju with me. made a mess. Yes. you know why. Especially Wednesday. and told me..... Oh. and. She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain.. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays.. "You have half an hour. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays... That’s not all.. you had to work your ass off to get a B...... For the people who know why. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more. And. I didn’t go to class at all.. ^^ I live for people like you. actually. and I’m already left out..T) Once again. ... "I'm at Shin-do-rim station.... she called me... so get here in half an hour. .. Anyway..T I live in Shin Dang district. she probably would have drank it all by herself... Without an exception.. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house.... She came to my class in a Wednesday and. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge... If I didn't get there in time.. on Wednesday. (My tuition." .. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration... One in 120 gets an A in that class. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!".... She really did have a bottle of soju with her. right? Yes. So people started hating me even more... people were talking and talking..
Apparently.. she called out a passerby. I thought she might jump into the lake. Though she was tough on the outside.." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy. she wanted to drink beers.. But just a can of beer?. it's just soft drink. she was so fragile inside... She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty.. T.. I bought lunch.... she even bought the day-pass... Usually. But today. just hamburgers. I ran away..com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards.. and what with the streetlights.. I found myself drowning in the lake.... so we just.. She's probably thinking of her ex again.... So we went through the bushes and went closer. with strangers.. she would be the same.. we went to Sukchon Lake. Maybe she had a good day.. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches. Whatever. sat there.. she was pretty generous with time limit.. girls turn really cute in amusement parks.. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell. in the old days. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl.. It was getting dark.. By the time we finished. (A part indoor. I felt so bad for her. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers). 30 minutes.. I guess she got tired of picking fights.... but now... Right? I thought.... and screams... the place was crawling with gangsters. then. Who the hell are you? Crazy. She wants to go to Lotte World..... but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. there were streetlights. the mood was just right... In her eyes.This is where my war begins.... and all that stuff. She wanted to take a closer look.. . I stood by her side. "That lake is so pretty. Out of nowhere.T... "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell. There wasn't much to do. they pretend to be scared. I wish I could go inside. she started to cry.. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee.. Already.... she didn't say anything. lakes. we sat down too.... When you ask them to ride something scary.... Then.. She suddenly said to herself. and hid behind a bench." I became a bit tense..
. please call the number below. but no one tried to get me out.. and went to a local station.. there wasn't any other way... You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day. so she pushed me into the lake... "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend.. No one tried to help me. By then. I really felt for her. No. Even she must have been surprised. She wanted to see how deep the lake was. People by the lake gathered around.. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'.. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. When can she recover from all that? Next day. I was just sad... I could hear the siren by then. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake. I can't swim... what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards.... I know.. I couldn't say anything. I asked later. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. you guessed right. *If I'm completely out of my mind. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. a Local Man Attempts Suicide.... No one knew what to do... I couldn't be angry at her either. She was nodding all along. but. a daily newspaper had a small headline.. Me: Hey. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely. The land is in front of me.. so I eventually crawled out... In case she drinks by herself and is helpless... Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. .I tried to get out.
... I just sleep.. "Sir. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney.. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk. 30 minutes is pretty generous. I realized she hadn't come last night. and had a painful thirst as well. Apparently.. and using a soda can as a pillow. Jemoolpo Station.. and I had to head home only semi-consciously. I took the lane heading to Inchon. *gags* *burps* I'm at. quietly. thank you.. and get meeee.. in 30 minutes. standard...... Why am I in here? Let me out.. and called her uncle in the middle of the night. A cop got me a cup of water. saw me sleeping under the station bench. And then I called her.. When I woke up. But then.. then her uncle.. You have to get off here.. but all I remember is calling her. Half an hour later..." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time..S. It really was Jemoolpo station. She was worried because I did something very out of character.. uh. If you think about it. barefoot. I don't remember anything after that. "Hey!. This is Jemoolpo station.. My life was over. I drank two bottles that day. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then.... you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. You gotta come here. at least. at least. I had a blinding headache. Then I fell asleep.. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. My stomach was not feeling good at all.. "Listen. and he lived in Jemoolpo. young man." "No. (Still. was appealing)...." She lives in Bupyeong... When I arrived at the Subway station.. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. I was always pressured by her time limit... I. I was a complete stranger... my beautiful and tough girl game in. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench. -_-. trying to figure out where I was.... -_-. well. there were some coins thrown in front of me. . the world really is a nice place to live in... It's me. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge.. I was in jail. I tried to remember what happened......
.. a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter. but if I wrote the answers before the story. right? She has nothing to do with her. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name. Sometimes...... I'm going to Xerox it. Hello. it doesn't look good. (It's already too long. I really hate her friend. she agreed to put me in jail. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung.. That day. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. certain situations) in our wallets. Later when I get a job at an office.... letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. If something happens to me.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. Remember that the author is.. posting it on a website for people to read. he's not acting that pissed off either.. Oh.. I'm completely out of my mind.... please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in. -_-. Also... I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. *Hello. but still.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station. Also. I'm a mental patient. -_-. so if you see me acting crazy. she'll kill me. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . It's pretty cool..) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination.. she put one in mine.. and told me that if I do something like this again.. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal. at the point of writing this. and of course.. 'You're worse than me. Hahyung is suffering because of me. this is Gyeon-woo 74... she beat the living hell out of me.
. (Too much TV..) . If the visited counter is lower than before... I'm going to be killed along with my fingers. I told her we should just post a picture of us.... I got there in hour and half.. And yes...) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him. Is it still on?) She's very smart too..... (I have nothing to say. no..) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?. I'm going to write this the way she want me to...I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. I wanted to keep the middle ones... \_/ From here.hs.. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www. but only express taxis.. I apologize sincerely once again. wherever she gets a job at...... I don't know what to say to this.... there's no way subway can get there in one hour.. (She thinks internet can do everything..... She receives scholarship awards.000 won ($50).. Taxi? Yeah.jayang. I'm writing the way she wanted me to.. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty. if you ask me.. she wants you to know that she's very qualified.. And I'm a really poor guy. If there's a good position open..jpg) (Once again. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour...... she calls me..... chapter six...) She's a senior in college right now. how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die. I thought all my fingers were going to break. What excuse would I use? No. male employees are gonna suffer.kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good. Now. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station. then she beat the crap out of me." She's very pissed off.. and it's gonna cost about 50. she's.
So I reminded them that I was a rabbit. her birthday is April 16th... I thought about doing something for her instead.. anyway. Oh.. Money? She has too much. I'm dirt poor.. (Note: Most likely... so that she can recover as fast as she can from him. what should I get her.. but . (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this. Birthday. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered.. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything. I have to survive.... Me? As I said before.. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75.. a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce..... doves.. Chapter 7 On her ID.." What a great bunch of friends....She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis. please edit out the sentences in parentheses. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again.. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. she. no wonder you're so. Please? I'll buy dinner. but on the calendar. you know why. I apologize once again. but my friends are 74 Panthers. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon). Think about it.. I get more and more nervous...... as she opens the trunk of the car. Instead of something I can buy.. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near.. right? Please. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last.. then they said "Idiot. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . and she's a economic administration major.. Anything she need? Doesn't exist.. might murder me... I don't want to do this either. as her birthday approaches day by day.. right? Fast 75. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me.. it's in June... I don't know why..... I'm 75 Rabbit. either in January or February.. speaking of murder..
... They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200.. . and even got an autograph (awesome!).wikipedia. I don't have a car.000 won ($100).... this is all I got.. I took her ticket. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them.. this was it.000 won ($50).. but I couldn't give up. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know.. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. but they refused. Kim Hee Sun came to the park... (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working. I was in charge of operating some rides. saying that they'll get fired. I used to work at an amusement park. they still couldn't find a better job. but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage.. Me: Fine.. or a driver's license... In the middle of the night... bribe them for me.. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. Apparently.. There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years). As I stretch my two arms to the sky..org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too.... secured her safety belt. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50. I immediately called my friends who were still working there. and there'll be security in the place anyhow.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. take her near the carousel.. I would go with her into the amusement park.But....... So... My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up. and tell her.. 100. and turn on whatever the ride she wants. (Picture reference: http://en.
The day has come. Then we ride the pirate ship... The day before her birthday. with both arms stretched out. She's yelling at me... I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel. It's 1 in the morning. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them. probably an expert wall climber. and I have to keep her with me till the late night.. so I figured the front gate would be closed. You're good at that right?. She's. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. I decided we would climb the wall. . we have to move in at late night.. the day is almost over...... and we ride the carousel... please? Let's be crazy and just do it.... "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less. she would be quite unpredictable. then the carousel turns on with music." I stretch my arms.. I'm so proud of my brain cells."This is my magic for you. They tell me everything is ready. And I quickly pretend I was yawning.. We arrived at the wall of the park. Just the two of us... It's her birthday. I have to endure it......... but there weren't any. I didn't really answer. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts. she asked me why we're going there. Then we move on to the pirate ship. but..... Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night... the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this. I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park... being completely out of your mind.. A bouquet? I don't have one. I practiced in front of the carousel. Of course. As we go on. and I took 10 minutes. Passerby are staring at me.. if she drinks a half a bottle. She climbs over in seconds.... going for a drink would be the best solution.... I called my friends I was heading over there....... I tried to find a side door.
In front of the carousel. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday.. they tried to bribe the security... I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift. and as practiced.. This is my second time in jail... We headed over to the carousel.. along with my friends... Finally. out of nowhere. After getting yelled by security for hours.. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved... "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now.. "This is my magic for you. She's about to cry. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. spent the night in jail together.. Next day... Carousel is turned on....." I stretch my arms to the sky.. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen.. we're at the police station. whispered. right?) In any case. Since that job was the only way they can support their families.. sir.... it was very dark.. See. yes. we were sent to the police.. but they refused.. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day.. they can't risk getting fired. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry.. . Then. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs.... came by and took care of it.. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full.. everything was going according to the plan. Since they promised.My heart was beating loudly.. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening.. I hear whistles. and we couldn't see anything. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So. She must have been taken by surprise.... they all got fired. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me.. she and I.. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel. her uncle... (you remember the first time.
so it'll be the 100th day since we've met... Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV. To tell you the truth.. What is she up to?. You're right.. I'm still marked by her uncle... For two months. but there are sides of her that are cute like that. I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist... one degree. It was July. robbers. That's right.. Drug dealers... jail -_-).. movies.. video place. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something.. motel (?). She's really rough... PC House..... So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication. You won't believe me. I beat them all. Hapkido.. And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again... she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar... and took the first place!!!. when the weather turned really nasty.. She called me and reminded me. -_-. I .... and Kung Fu.. there's no way I'd remember something like that. She has almost moved on from him now... it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway. In Taekwondo.... I just wanted her to be happy..... Of course." and decided to play squash (you know. Kendo. murderers. And once again.... this 100th day? If you have a good idea.... Judo.But. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves.. rapists.. please email me. . (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. what would I do for her. really. I don't think she had time to think about him at all.. I have.. Pretty soon. You don't believe me? . because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months...... but I'm a martial artist too. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1.. . that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys)...
. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No. Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of.. So we go to the Kendo gym... she wanted to do Kendo. It's a murder on your shoulder and back..... the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough.. Whatever. but I did have some experience with Tennis...... how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and.. wanted to make a bet. But Kendo is a pretty tough sport.. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here..... Don't regret it... there was no way she knew how to do Kendo... the result? Of course I won.. She.. She must've been angry that she lost.... She has no idea what's coming.. Her: Then. Me: Okay. ever. and I was back to my old self again.never played squash before. I was confident once more. so I was pretty confident... .. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-. Yes. and.. ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight... Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me...... I think I have a stomach cramp.. Me: I. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.. Me: I don't want to drink with you. and even if she did.. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over... I started to get nervous. When I was little.... It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. So. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks. "Hey. long time no see. I can win against her in something." From here....
it went head.... I called for timeout. But if I had gotten hit. I feel sudden pain at my side.. then a cramp in my head. it probably would've killed me.. isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this. How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day. I answered..... I'd won the squash game.... I begin to sweat.... I was barely conscious... got a place in the library. . Hey! When I watched it on TV.. It was awesome.. who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something... and there's tension in the air..) We both have the bamboo swords. sometimes. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack...... I could see the stars.. and I stare right at her sword... And of course.. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee.. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I. That's right. I just pretended I was knocked out.. It looked as if it was rising..... 3 meters apart. A girl with Kendo degree. And ardently I... waist..Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch.... T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and. and came back to my seat. washed my face with cold water. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept... so she still owes me a wish. it was her.. then I don't remember what happened. What should I tell her?.(Kinda like this. barely awake. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day. Wait!.. She approaches. then. BAM! She went straight for my head. I could see the ceilings... is scary as hell. leg. smoking.. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes.. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. head. but not the fight.. I went to school. Any case. and opened my book.. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .. but me... And now I'm getting sleepy.. but my phone started to vibrate.. slept. I study.
.info/cuisine/nudle/p_11.."Hello?" "Hey. the silent library became noisy.. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving.. and neither of us had anything to eat so. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right. Think your local university. The double one is mine.." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful). It is a noodle with black bean sauce.htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks. something feels wrong. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library. -_-. this is why I can't even study at the library..." In the drowsiness of my sleep. so meet me there. Lunch was a few minutes ago. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation. she said "I'm hungry..... coffee shops.... What should we get?" "Just whatever.. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there.. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. etc. and she tells me "Hey. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun. I quickly got my bag packed... just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. and the street right next to it filled with shops. kinda salty. kinda sweet." "I have to study today.." She wants jajangmyun.." "Wait. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool... here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood. But then." Suddenly." "No. Hurry up.. our orders are switched....). so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. that was sweet of her. Do you want to die." .. disgusting.
.. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later. and now..." She doesn't let up "No. ... we need one more single. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun)...... I ate three bowls.. you have to eat one more single. I picked up my chopsticks.. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl. But. and said.... even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us. I'm finishing up mine.... so it's not fair.." At this point. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double..." We shouted at the same time and started eating. You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit.... I ask the waitress "I need another double here. she finished.." "Can I get jjamppong (once again..... But I have my pride too. it was just like that.. other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them... Before finishing mine.. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color."Then. but like I said." Daikon pickles fly at me.jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun... for us to have eaten the same amount.. as if we were crazy. You have to get another one.. and so is she..... I finished mine. she says "Hey.ohmynews.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D. "Let's go. The owners aren't even working. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image.. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit. I told her "Hey. you know. I have my pride. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl. but she still has one more to go.. your first bowl was a single. but are too busy staring at us. ma'am. Everyone was looking at us.. with that black sauce. there's another double in front of me. "No way! Ma'am..
.. black..... "I can't walk anymore. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us.. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face... And we looked around.. the noodles are near my throat.. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. on Saturday.. But..... Everything is. shaking. meaning that the place was packed with people.. Everyone looks like delivery boys.. I cringe and looked at her... . So we sat. then.... we're about to faint." She ordered another double."We have to finish this. So... if someone hit my stomach right now...... and on her face. like I said. I managed to eat 2/3 of it. We try to stop it. but we looked at the . We saw that.. damn it. That was around 3 pm. I'm an engineering major. and we left the place. 2 singles and 5 doubles. coughing and then spitting thick... I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason.." We ate. the sun looks like a daikon pickle. We got in front of a Baskin Robins. and we stood up........ she's an econ major. result.... threw up in front of them. went at it again. She was writhing with pain..... She tells me. let's rest here for a second... we were holding hands (lovely) and. we started to throw up. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk.... Then some guy passed by.. After a while. yellow mucous right next to us. and.. 20 bucks... and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it..... "How much?" "Let's see... collapsed near a telephone poll. and was watching us... while holding the telephone poll....
at least that guy didn't know it was me. so come over and I’ll make you something.... right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls.. .. I know.I took her hand and ran.. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant. I went back to school on Monday.. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. and their face was covered with that black stuff. my parents won’t be home for two days... I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'.. "So last Saturday... EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah. and I got a call from her. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.. But I still have no idea what they ate... thanks to the jajangmyun residue.. but some guys in my major was talking in groups.. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best.. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning." I thought I was having a heart attack. Well. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship.. I went to the University street. it was all black and. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun... ugh. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um... Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind. After that.
and… Well. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. and my face turned a several shades whiter.She’s….]. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit.. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. just in case. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. Once inside. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah.
the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. . and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. While watching her sleep. Looks good. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. not DVD… lol remember. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. Her head was right next to mine. She was still sleeping. messing with me. it’s a special ramen. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. I decided that the movie was no good. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. “Do you want to eat it. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. I turned my head towards the right side. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down.“Yeah. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. she promised to make something really special for dinner. with her head on my chest.
It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. I began to cry. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. “Type these for me. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah….sangganews.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished. .But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. I drank a 1. Picture reference: http://www.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat.
The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. It's me. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still.. meaning. The humor. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. I include pictures of foods. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. This is due to the fact that.” “W-wait. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. translations will continue at a faster pace. So hurry. okay?” .. like a cuddly baby chick. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once... Gyeon-woo. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. the author does go back and forth a lot... places. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". attitude. I promise :-) Also.. in the original work..” “. Contrary to the context of the word.. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. In this very chapter. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon. I promised to introduce you to them. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. this translation is not word-for-word. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. it literally means cute. And just to be on the same page. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while..
rice cakes. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us. you came! Sit down.. the two girls ordered coffee. there's a guy in the group as well.) The group consisted of me.videoman. it means I'm not much to look at. Pic reference http://www. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl..... just with spoons. Her: Hey. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them.. fruits. .. but. Sweetie~” At the same time.. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans. they were feeding each other in turn.The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station. guys... and after discussing what to do next. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there. Gyeon-woo: H-hello. “Aw. her. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans. His name is Gyeon-woo. As soon as I got to the table. and sweetener.... The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other.co.. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. This is the guy I was telling you about..jpg) .. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. but. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. (Ugh. when they say that I'm cute.. five of them total... No hands. and two other girls. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. After leaving the coffee shop. huh. We ordered soon after we were introduced. I just wanted a coke. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility.. So. she began to speak.. Anyway. and no saliva on the spoon. a couple..kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. we all decided to go watch a movie. The theater was practically empty.
. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly... She does laugh a lot more than she used too. aggressive. I glanced at the other couple.. They were in each other’s arm. It was a bit nauseating to see.. yeah. Heh heh heh.. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more. we'd never get that nauseating with each other.. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple. right.. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time..The lights went out and the movie started. One for him... After making her promise not to drink too much. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically... we went to get something to drink.. One for him.. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I. one for her. We both pulled. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically.. making a rather nice firework. Both of our mouths were full of popcorn.. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer.... kissing in public. one for her. and the popcorn went into the air. Ugh. making unusually large noise..... not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place. and they were holding each other's free hand. We were playing rock. her and I. (You know why. the girl had her hand on his waist.. . At the same time. paper. To make it worse. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please..
There are about a million games you can play in the subway. Me: Have it your way then... Here we go! ... right foot.. she might beat me up. okay? Her: No way. I'll list them off later.. and I'll hit once. right. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot. To make it worse. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal. ugh. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again.. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). so we decided to play games on the way. I need to pay my phone bills. It takes about an hour.. let me know. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance. Third kid. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. T. It was so close. I win.... The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin.. right foot. I never lose at Odd/Evens.Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. You hit twice. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. she wins.. right foot. I could've gotten a perfect victory... a lot. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years). and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even. Right after we broke up. he steps over with his left foot.. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there. and we must have missed the evening rush. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong.. Me: It's 2:1. It was a bit late at night... If they step over with their right foot.... so I'll just hit you once... Winner takes all the coins).. I don't really like taking girls back to their house.... I took her back to her house then too.T But I don't have a choice this time.. If anyone wants to challenge me.
.. she is the law. I get to slap you on the face instead. we. She must've gotten really scared. Her: Fine.” .. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car. Left foot. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard.. Yes.. With my middle finger. she gets tired of waiting. I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb.. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: ... Whoa. Now.. Her: All right. 2 meter.... I told you I was sadistic. Left foot. Girls can't get slapped.. I knew it. They're on leaves.. 3 meter.. here. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes.. go!!! “Left foot. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. I am sadistic.. Left foot.. 1 meter. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders.. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us.. if I lose.. after all.. Her: This is unfair. I get slapped. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies.. Me: Here what go? . This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders. They were all privates or PFCs. here we go.. Her: No way. She then made a suggestion. both of us using fingers... and they were still very disciplined.. Hah.I first place my fingers over her forehead. and opens her eyes. You're right...... Left foot... Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is..... -_-.....
.. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: .. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat. right foot.. right foot.' I thought. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one.. she hits me on the jaw.. I literally saw stars.. She lightly touched my left cheek.Her: Come on.. She was so nice. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while.. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire. Me: Hey. realizing what was about to happen. The guy next to me suddenly stood up.. This was no joke.. There were four left. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people... 3rd slap. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name..... 'He's a guy..' I closed my eyes tightly. She then lightly touched my right cheek. for maximum effect.. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then... Everyone was staring at us. So that takes care of one hit. 4th slap. 'he's going to take my side. . Everyone that just stared at us is about to die. Right foot. from stifling their laughter..... she touched my left cheek lightly again. My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. I was shaking without noticing. 'Fine.. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. then turned around and came toward us. I suddenly stood up. remembering how crappy life is during the military service. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant... but I left them alone. just kill me.. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on. My left cheek became all red and swollen... Me: Hey! Look at that moon...
Me: Hey. -_-. or semesters. Suddenly... what girls call their older brother or older male friends.. very different. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . The middle finger starts to shake from strains. During breaks or holidays. but then. These are her pet names for me. The whole arm starts to shake..M.“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world. so get some rest then come out. no. I'll give you a call around 6 P.. (ha! Losers can't say anything. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh... Everyone around us has become very quiet. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very... okay? Me: Okay.... huh? Me: No. well. you were on the internet all night again. *Yawn* .... I felt very warm inside. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right. 'bastard'.... I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night.. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far.... The guy turned around and grinned... It's pretty fun playing games in the subway. Oppa. Her: . (T/N: Oppa is.. 'idiot'..) I was about to hit. uh.. studying. traditionally.) I place my finger just like last time. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly.. even though it was really early in the morning. In modern context.. I was.. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life..... turned out it was noon already. this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits.) She has never called me that once. My cheek stopped hurting.. It has always been 'Hey you'. too intent on watching us. 'retard'. *Yawn* .... My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger. “Her”: Yeah right. Chapter 13 She was calling me.
. someone came next to me and nudged my arm.. and dragged me along.. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed. even for a Saturday night..... confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today..zzzz.. *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry.. I'll just wash my face and be there.. It was 7 P.. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up. Oblivious to my realization..... Sun Mi: Hey. And my phone began to ring on the way. Gyeon-woo... in all probability... but from Sun Mi.zzz. I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore.M. I looked at my watch. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-.. an old friend of mine.. I mean. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her.zzzz. I was looking for Her around. Yes... Sun Mi..zzz. “Her”: Hey. that's right. yeah..... But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant.. Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey... It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends.... what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? . but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me.. She said she'll call me at 6 PM... I took my phone out and saw this. long time no see. Suddenly.... She was going to buy dinner....... gimme 30 minutes. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago. It's me. It was her. What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you..
. She went over to the counter. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English. are you ready to order?'. I barely speak Korean. But I tried my best. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament. very broken English) . I don't think she spoke any Korean... Basically... Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English.... is this lucky.. but the waitress was from another country....... Forget English. did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No.. it took me by surprise..... or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant. but still they're sticking with the same waitress. I studied English for god knows how many years.. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school. she was saying 'Good evening......... but she wanted to eat here.. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! .. I'll just have what you're having. speak! Please. Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi.. Um... Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-.. Of course. -_-. It was out of batteries.. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that. Sun Mi and I both looked at each other.. I don't usually go to this kind of place. Me: Hey.. Me: No... Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow... Me: Um.... what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here.“Her”: Hey! You little.. not knowing what to do.... you do it. The waitress came back... but to actually hear it in real life situation. This is embarrassing. (T/N: in English.... that's just BS..... Me: You order it.. Waitress: Good evening. *static* Where the hell are.. (T/N:.. was looking away. damn it..... because she started to talk in English. I have no idea.... this is my first time too.. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well.
. what now.. Me: No thank you.... .. very painful English) Waitress: Yes. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts.. when we were finished.. Whew! At last. the coffee tasted like poison.. Me: Hambag Steaki..... Because of the trouble with the waitress....... Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T.. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her. What did she just say? Luckily. very unpleasant. The sky was falling. but the batteries were still out. Sun Mi wanted coke. Coffee and coke... but. and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one.... Me: Speak slow please.... No.. (T/N: English) What.. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well... but I chose to use the public phone instead...Sun Mi: Hey.. I had completely forgotten about her calls. Her calls...... two!! ok? (T/N: in English.... It was actually really good.. Mother.. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence.. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! .. I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when.. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way. let's just eat hamburger steaks. Then... I was drenched in sweat. but an actual conversation can be. (T/N: English) Huh... she couldn't just take the dishes away.. Our. I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything.. Even though it was a middle school level English.. Sun Mi offered her cell.... my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks.. Just give us two hamburger steaks.T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge. confusing. Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha... But. well... I remembered something very.. I tried to call her. the waitress came back..... so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts...
isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? ...... To be honest... what happened was.. right.... It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. my fingers were shaking.. hehehe... That wasn't the end. Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh.. I'm with a girl too.. Sorry. there's something I have to take care of.... If I fall for that and go there....I pressed her phone number one by one..... so if you don't want to come. Chapter 14 Yep....... Do whatever you want. you know. it was Sunday... Me: Today's not a good day. Even if it kinda hurts inside.... my cell doesn't have any batteries. Her: Fine. there was.. um.. Me: Hey. Hah... She called me in the morning. But. of course... she'll beat the crap out of me. uh.. I don't feel guilty at all.. The next day.. and I was sleeping. I'll be beaten to death.. But.. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). um. -_-. Her: Hello. don't come.... There was no way it would've ended like that. If I go near her when she's this angry. Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah. So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up.. It's not like we're actually dating... But it still kinda hurts.. she's trying to make me jealous... Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro... and it's not like we ever said that we like each other... sorry... preserving my life is much more important.. the next day. I'm with a guy right now.
I would've preferred that.... when they need privacy. She wasn't her usual self.. “Let's go watch a video. a comfortable couch... She called me and told me to come out.. I told myself 'Just be really careful.. you know. She then stood up.. surround sound.. I am really screwed now..” and “I'm hungry.. Typically.... This made me even more nervous. out of guilt... all we've said to each other was “Hey. Then we went to the room. I sat down.. internet social groups would meet in places like these. well. Then she finally said something. So far. let's go eat something”... it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious. I'm here... and hopefully save me. It felt like a scene in Misery.. And I was the only one speaking..” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection. T. . I tell you. She was just looking at an empty space. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry.. I was really nervous that day. I took her to lunch. I kinda blew her off last night. I paid for the coffees. Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks... it changed a lot since.... and a very private setting...... she just picked one. She must be really angry.T It was a small cafe in Shinchon.. we drank our coffees.. To be fair. but she still wasn't saying anything... but she didn't even look at me.. Don't talk back to her or confront her... It's the end times. even I would've been upset. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. Back in 94 or 95.. I approached her... it is used by couples for. She was already there waiting for me. that there were some windows around... and I had no idea what she was thinking. it was a little past lunchtime. just become a Yes-Man for today... it's not a Facebook group or anything like that).. there weren't anything to do.. Poor me.. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private..... and to even imply that I should violate it.. I was getting hungry.. Without saying anything..) I've never been to a Video Room with her before.. I prayed. mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet. but I haven't been to one since.... and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me.' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to. but she didn't say anything......It's a sacred tradition in our country... so I guess I was being sluggish.. After lunch. and I followed her. actually..
she drank hers in two gulps...” Drink.. crap.. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either. We sat next to each other as the movie started..... I couldn't even tell what the movie was about... then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system...... She looked. she was about to drink her second pint.. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad. so I prepared myself to block anything. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone.. I tried to drink mine really quickly.......: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch.. The movie was over... while I was able to take two sips....... the room we got was completely isolated from the outside..... Me: Hey. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers.... typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers. But I couldn't help it...... I was getting really curious. I just looked at her hands. I'm just going to leave you on the floor. this was the only way for me to survive tonight. With this much alcohol in her.. Her: Do whatever you want. It was driving me insane.. She then said her second sentence of the day.... well. While I was meeting her. and ordered another pint. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet. but she still didn't say anything...But... this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But. hold on a minute. I already told myself to do anything she wants today. A pint is.. 9) with you'. .... “Let's go drink.. really out of it. and she still hasn't said a thing. I kept looking at her during the movies.. Me: If you go unconscious again. no one could see what was going on inside.. I promised myself something. her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face. but I stopped her.
she couldn't fall asleep quietly. then fell asleep on the table.. It was summer... picked up her bag and mine. She was passed out drunk.... that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome. she drank her second pint... perverts... Despite me trying to stop her.. piggyback mode. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table.. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk.. they were staring at us. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad. and was about to carry her. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill.... it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel. “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me... we went back to the video room... People looking? Oh yeah. but decided to help her up instead... nothing happened between us.. We got out to the Shinchon streets... Is it.Me: Something's obviously wrong. Hey. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out. which one of these movies are the longest? . like I've already said numerous times. three gulps this time.. really? Heh heh heh heh. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie... carrying mode. and I only had two sips of my beer. Wait a minute. But... -_-. It was to be expected. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad... dragging on the floor mode.. where should I take her? You think. But what was I supposed to do.. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore... Supporting mode....... Remember. And of course. Me: Say. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong.. And this time we didn't go to a motel. Well..... we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people. but I was used to it by now. but the sun was still out.. How could I go there twice in one day? . like those bullets in the Matrix.
Me: ^^. above all.... but her cheeks were bright red.... but she wasn't moving an inch. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl. (... and I'm a guy too. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us..... Chapter 15 She was sleeping. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty...... her eyes were closed... pride? Objectively speaking.. I was mostly staring at her breasts. I.. not just sleeping.. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. probably from the alcohol... To be continued.Owner: -_-.. after all. ... But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk. ugh. well.. With her... I put her on the couch.. she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well. I have my morals and pride. I sat her down.. I took a look at her... -_-.. ha. It kinda hurt my pride.. who seems to be dependent on you... what am I saying... So. when I saw her sleeping.... well. there was a very pretty girl. lay her down on the couch. . if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake. .. she wasn't wearing much make up... you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal.. You can wipe off that drool now... but unconscious after having too much to drink. this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. it kinda got to me as well. I thought to myself 'What the hell.. Even if it means getting slapped.I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute... But. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt. and then there's the beatings.
. she moved around a little and. Then...... I thought.. When she is able to love someone again. I could feel my logical side going numb.... BURRRP! .) In any case.. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry.. When I was thinking this. but I kept looking at her... my heart was beating very fast.. You know.. In any case....... I'll leave her side without saying anything. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes. that I am not the person she'll fall in love with.... And I also pray. And we weren't really going out in the first place.. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her. I felt like I wronged her. Even if it was stealing a kiss.. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all.. I haven't really written much about that side of her. next to her on the couch.. but all those images began to flash before my eyes. For no reason at all. well. the couch was almost a bed.. What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and.. laid..' and sat down...... see. I almost fainted from the smell........ ... it was very warm. So I wish..... there was only a small space between her lips and mine. Hehe... so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath. but... I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell.. I could feel her breathe. and find someone to love again... we were predetermined to be separated in the near future. The video room was pretty good. Images of her suffering and her sadness.. my heart felt heavy. even though I haven't done anything. (she censored this part out.. I went closer to her. But it was a little sad too.. I thought 'Fine. . and I almost got killed in the process too. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her..I won't put it in details.. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it...... I was facing her...' If I kiss her now...oh.. 'She's really pretty.
.. And I began to fall asleep.....)... I was being a jerk after all. and with the lights.. I closed my eyes as well... and our lips were apart by.. But I could guess rather accurately.... the heavens must have punished me for it. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism. Idiot. she was already pale to begin with. I'm really thirsty. or. and He was really desperate..... And I stayed like that for about a minute. Then.... Me: Well.. ran into Him... Her forehead was pretty too. and kissed her forehead. My eyes and her closed eyes met.. who told you to drink like that? ..) Her: Can I get some water. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship. by pure coincidence. Slowly.. I got closer. A monk was chanting in the movie.. she didn't want to. and my head really hurts. She nudged me and said. and I didn't ask. I turned towards her and saw her again. Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl. and a bit by bit........ Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen... .. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. Wake up. I just sat down and watched the movie. I raised my head. She didn't tell me... she began to talk. (-_-... I was surprised.. My kiss on her forehead woke her up. women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! .. but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something...After I averted that crisis... I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead.. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie. I don't know what He and She talked about. our noses were almost touching each other.... He wanted to talk a bit... Her: Hey... which chased away any drowsiness I felt before.. She moved around a bit. After drinking some water. please? So I went out to get some water.... -_-.
. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him.. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds.... I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish... and She really loved Him as well. and that she won't have any regrets.... or are you going to come out?”.. Her: What's wrong with you...... and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress... I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much.. I'll be there to tend to her pain.. I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot.. I told her I was too busy. I won't do anything to stop her..That's when she called me.... I didn't answer her calls. Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before.. I only wish that her choice is the right one. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? . after all. It was her choice.... I should've just ignored everything and ran to her... Yes.. But that day. but what to do about Him and Her. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him. she called me. I didn't go. that she was wavering in her resolve. and that she was really confused as to what to do. it was her decision and hers only..... The reason I was avoiding her was.. And I could tell... I started to regret my choice... and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him.. but. not quite. that He truly loved Her. That's the extent of what I can do for her.. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him. No. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her. Even when she said “Are you going to die... I know. I stopped calling her. Because I didn't want to influence her decision.. I was just listening to her speak..
Friend... Yeah.. like you're mad or something. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others.. Me: Oh... .. well. Friend. for some reason. but for some reason... and was dressed very well.. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah. began to dig painfully into my heart...... Sure enough. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me.... Gyeon-woo..... I could tell from her voice that.. He looked rich too. barely knew what “manners” meant.. to be more accurate. or if she needs me to be around a bit more.. I was her friend..... and I promised someone to go somewhere. She and I were friends.... and you're not really answering your phone. Her voice on the phone was different. I'm too busy.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to. She was ready to make her decision.” Yeah. The word 'friend'. It felt like there was something different... I'm just busy and tired lately. Like I said before.. It's a secret but. there was another person with her. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to. who was dirt poor............ I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way. he was good-looking.... He looked like a nice person. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough. even her way of speaking was different from usual.. This was the first time I saw this person... and wearing whatever I found in the dryers... The person who she was in love with before. plain-looking.. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. Another guy.. In order to see her. He was really different from me.. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not.... “This is my friend.. She introduced us to each other. I could only hear the word 'friend'. I wanted to see the fully healed Her.
um... and he ordered coffee. and she just wanted to thank me for everything.. I thought. and get something to drink. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background. It's not too surprising..“And this is......... OOO. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time... She got up and said. who have known her for so long.. And then. no less.. at least.... they talked while I drank my coffee.. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar.. To her.. I thought.. he wasn't a friend....” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers.' But I was stoic about it.. but something was different. I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke. we all went to a very.. I ordered coffee.. She just told me his name.. it has nothing to do with me now.. Because He was there.. He was. “Let's go. Something is strange though... my logical side had won against my emotion.. she and I talked while he drank his coffee. didn't seem to know that about her. .... He was smiling. she drank her coke. actually. who have loved her once. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub.. but she's the one who arranged this meeting.... It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her. very quiet pub for a drink. And when she asked him something.. And when there's an awkward silence. As if she was nervous about something... I didn't say anything. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then. she only orders that when she is really upset about something. Actually.... She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with).” (T/N: Name censored by the author... She was laughing. 'she's finally going back to this person. anyway?' I took a closer look at her. and she ordered a coke... When she asked me something. But He.. Coke. for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. I had nothing to say. 'what's he smiling about..
Because. We ordered drinks.... I came in right after. It wasn't intentional. Many thoughts crossed my mind.. not that I had anything to say to him. Or. but I was not enjoying myself. I began to think.' So I went to a circular table.. that wasn't the case between Him and me.. I thought. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient.. but his confidence towards me in respect to her. To her. but.... She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to.' .. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation..There were two kinds of table at the pub. and noticed the mood of the place.. 'This is enough.. I really didn't care who she sat next to. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. but we didn't really say anything to each other. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. I drank... but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table. At a rectangular table. and he went towards a rectangular table. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. He must have expected her to sit next to him. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her. He was the first one to go in.. When you drink with one another. She must have thought the same thing. 'Just like at the cafe. and a typical rectangular one.. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger.. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. She followed me and called out to him to follow us.. I should go sit at a circular table. so she must be able to fall in love again.. she's talking to both me and him in turns... But he was still going towards a rectangular table. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him.. Both He and I got drunk..... and that it has to be said under a clear mind. She wasn't drinking at all... does not mix at all. As soon as I stepped into the bar. There was a circular table. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all.. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless.
okay? Her: Get back inside... If she called me and told me..... and wish her happiness in her love.... What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again... But when I saw Her with Him.... ....... I just wanted to congratulate her..... What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: .... I shouted at her. This wasn't what I wanted. For the first time... Hurry up. you could've just called. I said Me: You know.. I got really angry at her.... I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! . She asked me why I was getting up. As I went down the stairs. Many different emotions were all mixed up. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside. and the things she said through her action... it would not have been a big deal... What was wrong with me? Her expression then..... someone called me. so I'm going home. Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway..... you could've just told me something like this over the phone. I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain...... It was probably because I was drunk.I got up from the table....... And I sneaked out of the bar. Me: If you wanted to tell me this.. But I really just wanted to go home. I thought I'll just call her on the way.. I would have just congratulated her. Take care when you go back home. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: . Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired.. is what I said. That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being. She came down a few stairs. or I'll kill you! Me: -_-... coming near me... and I answered I had to go to the restroom... My emotion took over from my logic and.
It was her.O Typically. Heartbreaking. and turned me around by force. then go...... The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful. 'Eyeball'..... I was stunned for about 5 seconds....” She couldn't finish her sentence.. Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station....... even her voice carried too many emotions. turned me around by force. like a scene in a romantic movie. such human body part is referred to as an “eye”. I think they call it. eyeball with my hand. In my expectation for me to be happy for her. I headed towards the subway station.. the name changes to something more professional and medical.. She had ran towards me... o.. . But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it... She was speaking... In my wish to congratulate her........ But when I was making my way to the station... In my heart.. and turned me around by force. I was trying to figure out what had just happened. but..... I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in... and a longing to say something.. a bit of sadness was mixed in.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. I felt too many different things as well. I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion.. but. it bruised up nicely.. like this →... someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder.. something flashed before my eyes.. Warmth. no. and with her right hand.... and looked at her with my other eye... WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye. Happiness.. a big gaping hole began to form.. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs..... “If you want to go....... Suddenly... I covered my eye-.Sadness. Somewhere in my heart.... grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand.
for my right eye's sake.. and she wasn't drinking in the first place... My thoughts were muddled by alcohol. Perhaps.O If I didn't follow her.. so he agreed. so I drank by myself. But I walked out on her instead... I was done drinking.. that was the moment I had wished for...ball. I should've stayed there.. especially bruises around the eyes.Her: Follow me! Me: T. rubbing my left eyeball. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg... but she didn't answer him. apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes.” I had no idea then what she was trying to do.... I ordered another drink. He looked like he sobered up as well... He asked her where she went. I agreed as well. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive.. and we were out of food... and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time... You know. so I followed her while putting some distance between us.... she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar.... do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises... The three of us got a rather big room.... It was a bit embarrassing... He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more.... She said “Let's go do some karaoke. that moment was then. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the . is to rub a cold egg on the spot. A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and..
. I have no idea if this is true... and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good.. she chose. *shrug*).) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. trot... because he started to put in some numbers.youtube.... But I'm really good at using tambourine. you are my only one~~~ One day.. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing. dance.. (T/N: . His eyes were fixed on Her. You know..com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me. rock. I gave it to Him. I felt the pain of separation. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me... please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” . When I sing. feeling of loneliness. my friends all want to go to the restroom.. to avoid listening to me sing. He was singing... http://www..... You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested. tambourine.. No matter what kind of song.. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing... or whatever. She gave the microphone to me.. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning..listeners a minor orgasm.youtube...com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 . I was familiar with the concept. I can accompany it well with the... ballad. I don't really like going to karaoke.. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing.. it was her turn to sing... It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well.. long after you left me.. I suck at singing.
........ My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening. but the situation was.... and he was holding onto her bag.. I would cry like an idiot. I didn't want to sing. He lived in Inchon.... We kept singing back and forth until time was up. but then I thought that if I saw her. It wasn't because I had to part with her... Him: Yeah.. In front of the building....tistory... for some reason. it had to be this one. she would have to take the subway home. When she was with me.. I felt like this was her last song for me... So I picked a song and began to sing. and didn't know any song. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book. He was clapping.com %2F1275 OR http://depression01..... She was still in the restroom. it was time for us to part... I suck at singing. But.tistory. I didn't think that I was in love with her either.....tistory. we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day.. I was thinking about waiting for her..com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds. He slung her bag on his shoulder.. then I'll see you next time too...... I began to say things that I really didn't believe in. he had a car with him...com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01.com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you..tistory... Me: Today was fun.. and she lived in Bupyeong. We should hang out next time too......... It was my turn. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable. She didn't say anything.. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more. she wasn't even looking at the screens. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. (T/N: http://goodieds.She wasn't looking at Him or me. so she would have a comfortable ride back home.. . I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room...... plus. He probably didn't want to see me next time either. I just picked out a random song and..
I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes. I thought that if I kept going down.. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase.. For some reason... Heh.... we didn't say a thing. Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us... I was halfway down now. And then I passionately embraced her... I smoked a cigarette... They just stared at us while probably thinking. I'll never get to see her again.... to just go home.... and stayed there till the first one burned out. what was I thinking..... The escalator kept going down. You know how in movies...... but my logical side ordered me...... there were a lot of couples around me.' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her... I heard a voice calling for me..... I wanted to look back to see if she followed me. I was so happy that... so I left before she got out of the restroom. I took the escalator to the station......) ... I was about quarter way down when. it doesn't really work that way.. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station.. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment.. everyone was..Just. The people on the stair next to us. then.. I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again.. 'Nutjobs. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her.. “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her.. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag... while everyone was watching. Then. I don't think it was her. that's how I felt then. For some reason. until we were near the Bupyeong station. I still don't know what she is thinking.. .. and the people outside the doors.. the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality...... I took out a second one. suddenly.....
And I am with her... But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love.. we could've taken a cab... Her: Gyeon-woo. She no longer has any wounds or pain.. but she said she wanted to walk a bit. so we walked side by side. The next story was about a month ago..... She said. Her: What are you up to today? ....... but for a completely different reason... This was the end of her wandering. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day. It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him.....After we got off the subway.... Why? Because she'll be mad..... Nor can she.. Me: . why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me. Me:.... I like the train that I ride with you better than his car. well.... Next time. Me: ........... haha.... Her: And.. she'll laugh out loud..... I go out. she'll beat me... I asked. and that's why she met Him in front of me.. She started to read this after her friend told her about it. Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer.... right? Your clothes get all wet.. I liked your singing better.. Um. if she reads this. But if she tells me to come out. We arrive at her house. I'll write something funnier.
The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there....” ^^ (T/N:Ahh.. ^^. crap. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon..Oh wait... How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years.. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well.. I called Her again. I rented “Touch Me. put on my clothes..Me: It's raining. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”. I checked how much I had and. there were only three of them in there. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”...... I casually washed my face. damn OneShot 01X. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor.. So I went back to get my wallet. took my cellphone. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way. Me: Hey.. oppa (what girls would call their older brother). opened the door... or “Bah-Pah”. Her: I don't have anything to do.. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. “Hey.. but. Gotta love it.. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? . I'm borrowing some of your money.. he's saying he's busy. I really can't go today..) Her: What business? Me: No... so I'm going to watch a movie at home. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances. this time.. well. I only had 3000 won ($3) on me. or “Connection”. ate something for lunch. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation.. Ugh.. I don't even have money for the bus anymore. and went outs .) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. don't you just love pun humor? The movie. Mom's not home. so. I have to treat her well while I can. you should come out with me. B-U-S-Y! . which would mean he's cooking rice. I forgot my wallet. but waaaaaaay more sappy.. Damn.... Anyway...
. Of course.. This cafe was on the first floor. and big ones that looks more like a parasol. the days were getting shorter. was not a good experience for me. this is embarrassing. I was still holding onto it. it was already getting dark. I thought she was going to get angry. Her? Also got drenched in the rain... I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. but it was still raining..... I brought the big one. and she brought the tiniest type. but the guy was really fast. and our shoulders and pants got really wet. Of course. After a while. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop..Me: . I can't suggest going to get something to eat.. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach. but the girl was already soaked. I can't suggest going to a cafe. .. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. The girl chased after the guy. it was still raining hard.. We left the cafe.... and the girl was staying really close to him.... it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. Even though we had an umbrella.... she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way. Suddenly. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club.. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do.. This. unlike the summer.. Outside. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella. and it had huge windows for walls. Her: Then just come out... stupid! So.. medium sized ones.. Man. The guy was holding on to the umbrella.. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. It's still raining. The guy finally let himself get caught.. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas.. I brought an umbrella.. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won.. a couple was sharing an umbrella. We were still sharing my umbrella. it's a long story. You still have your subway pass. but.
The bus station was a bit far from her house. But there were three guys.. We were about halfway there.. I took her hand. . In that short time. I could go all out. I would be able to protect her.. Typically. she was fast like a freak. We got closer and closer to the gangsters. two guys would keep me busy while the third.. she used up hers and.. It was really dark... I could do something about it. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God.. The rain had stopped by then.. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically.. you know. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand.. It was the Bupyeong station... I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. and even though I may get hurt. but we took the bus instead.. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters.. my heart was pounding. I carried my umbrella like a sword. As I picked it up....... about 10 meters ahead. to be honest. She was right next to me.She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. so I let her caught me. It was too late to backtrack now. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole. Even if there were two. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me.. we would take a cab. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette. so we had to walk for a while... so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. Well.... why? Because I was broke.. like D'Artagnan. you know. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something.. I got really scared... I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. If there was only one person there. I have to take her to her house. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy.. Our eyes met as we approached them.. in case we would have to run.. Reserve. we were both broke.
I'm not sexy enough? . *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by.As we passed them by. past or present.. I thought “Thank God”. in movies or in reality..” Gangsters... @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor.' .... looking good there. “Hey. all we have to do is just run. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader. Leader: I said. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. you little. But then.... and the other two approached us and said. “Hey. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters. and said “Hey. what is with her? Having no other choice. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish.... But then.. they always say “Hey.. I thought. “Hey. get lost! Me: What's with you.... I had to fight the leader of the group. sexily.. The two guys came closer. Heh. The leader of the group approached me.” like a corny movie line. -_-... get lost while you can.. She was right behind me...” I smirked. The gangsters were looking at her. I thought “Thank God”.' The two guys couldn't be helped. Suddenly. Man. can be really simple. but She stopped in her track... Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by.. looking good there. I turned around. but in order for me to win.....
It was dirty. still foaming on the mouth. since their leader was on the ground. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. scratching..O I got punched once.... They were facing me. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position.. -OSo.... . Falling forward.... in real fights. while she was behind me. hitting with elbows. At this rate. with my eyes. pinching... the other two will. The other two tries to grab her hands. and bravely stopped the punch... clutching onto his family jewels. -_-... Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. With the leader of the group.. I kicked him in the testicles. falling backward.. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down.. if the fight drags on.... I thought.. one of the gangsters fell down. I yelled. raising my toes.. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away... They hesitated... and.. that doesn't happen. with his nose. He stopped it. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. o. and... I retreated a little.. Suddenly... I turned towards her. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters.. biting. I kept fighting back and forth. Even during all that.... must be an expert. I heard a swish as the other one fell down.. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain.... screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit. I felt a gust of wind pass by me.. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face..
... I can't even describe them. that was the scenery here. and I was panting. And the idiots... And next to us.. wooden bench... and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword.. They probably got their skulls cracked.. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl. We're absolutely clean. Man. Well. I almost fainted. when the situation has been taken care of? And now. My face was red. the police officers didn't believe them either.... next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head. anyway. but she looks perfectly normal.. she actually looked pretty cool.. but.. Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch.. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them.. and after seeing this picture... But.You guessed correctly.. and fourth time offenders each. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared. A local security officer was passing by. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle...... we're at the local police station.... but I've never been caught. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale. Around us. and even though I was wearing the protectors... second time... I guess it still hurts.. I was covered in mud and water. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them.... he used his walkie-talkie to call the police. They did a background check on us.... first time..... the three idiots were sitting on a hard. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once. not even a misdemeanor. AND they got hit on the head. where were you guys? Why come now... . the leader guy actually was turning yellow. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. no less! Of course. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming.. really good at kendo. and they weren't wearing protectors. @$ $holes..... and another one doing the same. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking..... is really.. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She.
. in jail...... her uncle came in. Brrr... Her parents came into the police station.. we went to Her house.. Her and I are sitting on a couch... I was so nervous that I began to feel numb.. Oh boy. But this is the first time I've met her parents.. I'm inside her house now. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours.........They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them... right? I mentioned him a few times before. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.. I've met her uncle before. the district attorney.. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a . After her uncle talked with the police officers..... we all came outside of the police station. they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter. Chapter 21 We're at Her house. At least they know that it's embarrassing.... but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street. They're saying I beat all three of them. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle.. the kind that the head of the family sits on. my body began to twitch and shiver a little.... I'm really nervous now... and after 20 minutes. I could feel my body go rigid.... but to see them face to face. I was a mess.. but because Her parents were closer. I was about to call my parents.... After 10 minutes. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us. they contacted them.... I've talked with them before briefly on the phone. I was so nervous... Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family. police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit. Remember her uncle.. ..... with her parents. They're looking straight at us. Then.
.... She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom. Hm.. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey.. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. and my dad's hair all harmoniously.. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode. oh. I went to Her room..... the funny thing is. everyone has their own toothbrushes.... The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family.. not to dry).... all the nervousness in my body dissolved out. In any case... For your information.. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower.. no. blocking the sink.. wait. -_-...... and there are my sister's yellow hair... no less. in a girl's house... Anyway.. So the bathroom is very dirty... Her mom brought me a cup of juice..... I was getting thirsty from my nervousness.. it's more like a hobby. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before..The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours.. I meant we all have our own soaps. my mom's curly hair... Yes! . her father began to speak...... and the next day. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life.. the undefinable scent of a mature woman. this isn't some mental problem that we have.. ^^. my black hair. the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks.. -_-... so I drank it in one gulp. I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater.. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. I guess she's the only one using it. "You. That scent was in the bathroom as well..... Soaps are everywhere. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy..... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but... my brother's brown hair.... Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person. haha! This must be the one she uses... could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house. warm water began to come out..
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
.... so I'm keeping the style. -_-. I really think both sides have valid points... and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story... Me: Why. but in chatting or in cyberspace." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century.... and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company). ha. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language.....And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. You're 25.. because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth. I'm not so sure which side is correct. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school... There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. . I use proper grammar.. ^^. So you should write using a more proper style. ... are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-.. so you're not exactly young. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. ha. What? Her: . When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked. But if I write anything else online. Haha... Oh.. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity.. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well.) style of writing. Also. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. Her: Hey. since this is on the internet.. I'll be sure to take your advice... she asked me. Oh.. Chapter 22 Out of nowhere. there's really no problem.
I can't even remember birthdays well...... I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly. Anyway. Hmm.....com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning... right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah.. for me. I feel dreamy.. Me: Well.She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question...... Her: I see.youtube... I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this.... So I told her like so. thinking "Oh dear God.. what have she done this early in the morning already.. I was sleeping so well. she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh... 100th day of what. what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. I guess you're right.... like you're drunk. Her: Hey. though? Her: What the... I was completely awake. when you're being hypnotized by something. Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important. I go completely insane when I see a naked girl.." Her: Hello? Me: What the. Well.... really? Haha. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh. I get all weak-kneed.. what a devious girl... you know. you know.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano...... heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see.. Haha.. Hmm. you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days... Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure. of course.... (T/N: http://www. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? .. Haha... But when she said "Hello" on the phone. but I can't really tell what she's thinking......
But there really isn't anything that I can do for her. and she said. Her: You know it's tomorrow... tears and snots flowing down. I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot. she called me again. "I'll pay for it this time.. We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. the one that we first went to.... and is now living life bravely ^^..... was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. she ordered two coffees without asking me. she wants to just hang out too.. I decided to just hang out with her all day.. It's today. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast. and she was tempted a bit.But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day. ^^" While drinking our coffees.. Few days ago. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. I pointed my finger at it and said ... and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately... We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics... I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day. I said "Hey. and in case she takes my share again.. "that cafe?" You ask? You know. she met the guy she used to be in love with.. Just like then. We decided to meet at that cafe. She was waiting for me there..... we began to talk about the first time we've met. Hah. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant....... So... then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift.. My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday.. I don't really remember the name....... I'll just get hit a couple of times.. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds.. The day before our 100th day. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday. right? Me: Yeah.
And we went into the department store.. As long as it's under 50. right?! Me: Of course!! . you know the rumors... a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. They buy stuff from the local street market... no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding. ma'am.. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price. At this point.. following the most recent fashion trend. .. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room.. So I've never really bought anything from a department store. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section...except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this. Gyeon-woo. I really like window shopping.. as if following a script. Hehe.. .. mostly because of my prejudice against them. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes.Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store.. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty. arrange them around so that they look fancier. You really have good eyes. Me: Yeah? Then try it on..000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much.. and I followed her. “That's one of our latest product. However.
. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside..... after all..million? It's just pocket change.... When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes.. Her: -_-... it's too expensive. But. we forgive you for everything..2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1..2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo.. Her: No way...2 m. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . Though it's not as expensive... She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes..Wha. I could just say screw it and buy it for her. I'm going to the library to study..... Uh.... and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. I then saw a vision.. Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1. 1..Me: Wh.. Mom: W-What is this?! 1.. you have really nice legs. I will come back and make it all up to you. Hey.200) Me: 1.. uh. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.. Hey. I took dad's credit card with me today... Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa.2 million won ($1...2 million pocket change.” The next day..
...2 million suit.. right? Her: Whoa..She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1.000 won shoes ($100). Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House... that is. or the Blue-Roofed House. let's go get something to eat. it's dark outside already. Can't really think straight when you're hungry.. we got pretty hungry. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. we left the place... If I get caught.. We were like little kids. Where do you want to go? Her: Well. see.. Me: Yeah.. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present. In a moment of desire for childish revenge.. I... And before the sales rep finds out.. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins. Actually. comment “Hey.. . didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80. it was nighttime. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. And then. messing around the place... I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep.. and it was already nighttime.2 million. When someone else is about to buy a 100... is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well.. so we left the department store without buying her a present. um. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present.
T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www. I mean..... right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy.tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg. Me: You want the double-sized bowl..I stole dad's credit card. THAT. THAT.imdb..... we went to the Chinese restaurant.. I personally hate it. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun.. I want to eat.. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know..jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out.. why jajangmyun of all things.. ramen would have been a better choice....com/imgs/qrsi. seafood-broth-based noodle. that jjamppong looks really tasty... this was our 100th day anniversary.. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That. remember? I mean.. Her: So. So.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I.. Her: Hey.ask. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something.nate... .. you say? . I mean.... Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So. Or we could not eat at all..... Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind... But.. but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'. Me: …. but. one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun. jajangmyun. http://c.
there were a lot of girls walking around the place. Me: It's midnight already.. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. why are we here? Her: Let's go in. Me: Oh really?.. .... You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. there's a place we have to go. I followed her after getting off the cab. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. Before they built the college there. I can just crash there. so.. What if there's no room left for me. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. We took a cab. which are flowing with miserable tears. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened... Her: Just. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. I've never been in this area before. but with the college there. couldn't even tell which way was which.. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan.. Looks like I can't go back home tonight...Me:. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. and we went to some cafe. follow me. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo. and went to the place she wanted to go to.. After dinner. it's already midnight. Her: Let's switch.. And now. then we went to a cafe. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. with all the buses and subway closed for the day.. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me... you say? Well. we went to go see a movie...
............com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there. There were two candles on the tiny cake.... Everyone around us clapped..... the guests of honor are here. we exchange pleasantries....... “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”... ........ http://www. everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip... but they were all turned off.. When we went inside. And just sat there for about a minute or two. The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs.. . though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www....imdb. Okay... glass tables.... -_- . there were couple people around. God.. I think this was her first time planning something special for me.. Couple-Girl: Finally. and sets it up on the table.. they're made for each other.. But I didn't cry.. there was a familiar face.... Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on. I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames.. I think I can hear music playing from somewhere... shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved... Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling...youtube.. oh........ Her friend comes in with a cake. I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this....... After sitting down in one table.Me: Here? The signs are all off.. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe. Why? Because I'm a man.. aren't they closed right now? Her:. That couple..... from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11. and there was a white piano in the corner.. painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness. in a way....com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together.
... so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find.. It was dark everywhere. or pants... that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www.... thanks... clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend. but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark).Her: Here. but something was shining nonetheless... so I guess she got me some clothes to wear. that's right. I didn't buy those underwear... were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big.......imdb. go ahead and open the present.. she picked out everyone's clothes. Gyeon-woo.... the skull is kinda cute. There were several clothes in the box... Her. I could have taken out a shirt. but.. Aside .. The box was as big as a crate of apples. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark.. “presents”. and felt. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah.... Me: Yeah. I went through the pretty wrapping papers. I didn't get anything for you at the department store. Her: That's okay.. A.... for everything. Me: …. Me: For what? Her: Just.. I have a present for you.. As mom had all the spending money in the house...com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me. but underwear of all things.. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. skull? Yes. Open the present. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha..... Me: Yeah........
I heard her friend talking to Her about it... Though it was an awkward performance.. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week.. there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark. Suddenly.. the carrot that glows in the dark right where.. This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline.. at night. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something.. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So.. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear... thanks for the presents..from this skull one... and ended abruptly with a mistake. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:. She took a deep breath. I can still remember how amazing it was. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones..... when I'm wearing that one. and you can't even last two lines?! . I am more than willing to sell it online.. so I practiced all week. Her: Gyeon-woo.. She continued as the second part of the music began. an orange carrot glows right where.... She drags me over to the piano.. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note. She smiled sheepishly. she was really beautiful.. Later.. now I understood why she asked me that question.. If anyone's interested.. then. come here for a second.. As I'm writing this. so. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. Everyone else stood around the piano. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air. and she sat down in front of it. Me: Um.. then lightly placed her hands over the keys. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life........ I stared at her. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano..
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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