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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
To be honest.. Let’s go get something to eat. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. b.. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel. she looked at mine and said “Hey.. as soon as she woke up. are you eating that or not? If you’re not. she knows the area well..” Then.. Then she told me to take care of the bill. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach... I was a bit afraid to talk to her. then told me “You’re buying..$. Apparently.. brave. She won’t remember anything from last night. and when she was done. $... she read my memo and called me........ -_-. why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey.. Completely wasted. she was waiting outside.....) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel. she’s very brave. She ordered two coffees without asking me.. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said.Chapter 2 If you think about it.. Me: Yes ma’am... would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so... it’s me.. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes.. she took it from me.. So yes..... read below)... send me an email. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me. I’m hungry too. I’m hungry.... give it here. I couldn’t believe it. She must live somewhere around here. Damn it...” . and started munching on it.. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’.but. They say ignorance is strength. and then she would. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened... You had to be there T.T We went to the nearest restaurant. Get over here.. I know a friend.
.000 won ($10).. She said her goodbyes... then. That evening. then told me that she was dumped yesterday. people start looking at me. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable..A thought crossed my mind. Is she? She’s really shameless. She didn’t remember my face.. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday.. her eyes were saddened. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you. Suddenly.... ~.. she began to cry in front of me.. So I gave her 10.. “Give me some money for taxi.~ ~. She said she would call me at night.. sounded like a movie with chunks missing.. I met her at the coffee shop again.. Plus.. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. and I started feeling sorry for her. Again.. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie.” . I’m a nice guy. Then she started telling me about yesterday.. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill. she might drink too much again. I lived in Seoul. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- .. She was breathtaking. she was unconscious. Then.).–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl...@ (The waitress) –. We went outside the shop. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup.” What the hell. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened. she was a whole new person. then she told me.. just like last night. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. she was really calling me.. so I came back. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of.... On her ID.. right? Actually..~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. I wasn’t going to pay this time.. Then we started to drink.. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong. I was a bit nervous. drank until she were gone.. I did it because I was really scared.. she was crying....
but since my birthday is early. She’s not acting like a drinker. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975)..... area. and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am. Chapter 3 So. I use informal format with her as well now... .... there are lots of stories to be told. -_-. so I thought. buying medicine and everything.. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know.. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable.. which meant I had to go to school. I’m treated like a 74. but “Love” is too heavy.. -_-.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend.... Right now. I could hear my own heartbeats.... I’m sure she feels the same way about me too. ‘dates’.. Owner: Go ahead.......... then I told her. Once again. “Like” is too casual.. and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain.. ‘Please don’t throw up... She really was pretty. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol. recognizing us.... My friend are all 74. maybe. and of course.. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through. Then I went to the same motel last night... Tomorrow was Monday. into this..... and slept in the corner.. I felt sorry for her.. The owner welcomed us. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah..1976). In any case. also at the chest. Here’s a good news.. there were plenty of. She’s younger than me. and I’m older.. But I gave it up. but... I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully. it’s been three months. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that.. After confirming that she was younger than me.) Me: I. And yes.. Something was wrong about her. She must have changed into. she’s on my back...’. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly. It’s been pretty horrible three months. I think you’re a 76.
I could hear her footsteps. Then she told me she was coming here. . so she wanted to do something. the lecture started at 2. It’s not like I could stop her. I blame the world. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. they use back doors. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays. so though students recognized each other... Whenever I got some money.. ‘She’s new.. And that’s how I got to use informal to her.. really? How old are you? Ok. she called me... I’m a college student. I blame alcohol. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. a reason to go to this class. Then she said out loud. We have a strange connection. She was coming towards me.. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. tough girl. I was at school. And then.. I hoped she didn’t notice me. Whoever this was. As soon as I found out it was her. and we spent the two nights in a motel. so I couldn’t get out until 5. when students were late for classes. But people were talking left and right. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. I blame my friends.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. Then the class continued. After lunch. she was one brave student. Quietly. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. She sat right next to me.Girl: Oh... I’m not that impressive myself. the front door of the lecture hall burst open.. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it.. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. Usually... She said she didn’t have class that day... She goes to S university. And yes. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. I turned around and pretend to be asleep... in lecture.. Something wasn’t quite right. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class.. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. then you use informal too. Few days later. and everyone looked towards it. At 2:30. I just wanted to run away.. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. Our tough.. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her..
“Bro. But.. What the hell. I could not ditch this class. This girl. but she was nowhere to be seen.. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. It felt kinda good..... So I told her. But.” “Huh? Professor. Haha. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. ‘That guy’.” I thought to myself ‘Moron.. I’ll count you as present. After 10 minute break. Just kill me instead.. I just decided to take the F. I didn’t do anything to her.. I got up quickly... so go ahead... In all honesty. This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness.... idiot. And sat back down.. and told me we should go somewhere else. Two hours left. so the professor told them what she told him. I wouldn’t have believed it. Let’s work on her after class. she told me “Ok”. In case she started talking to me. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated.. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent. She was waiting for me outside. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. Everyone was looking at me with envy. “Gyeon-woo. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. of course. I’m not exactly a model student.... and that you were the father.” Yeah. Then the break came. She followed.. . the class continued. she was definitely capable.. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out...’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture.. Surprisingly. The students complained about letting me go.” If someone else had to me this. I’d be known throughout the school as. “Hey... Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. During the CAD class.. Then I couldn’t go to that class again. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. the girl next to you is really cute. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert..
One in 120 gets an A in that class.. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays. and. actually.... she probably would have drank it all by herself.. T. This one time. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service...... any classes I took. you know why. Especially Wednesday. That’s not all.T) Once again.. I can't get there by subway in half an hour....... and told me. she called me.. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays. She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain. . people were talking and talking.Afterwards.T.. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will. So I took the cab.. I have a bottle of soju with me. made a mess. You've read all the writings so far.... Yes. For the people who know why... She didn't call beforehand.. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge..... so get here in half an hour.. . She really did have a bottle of soju with her.. I have to get there in 10 minutes... She came to my class in a Wednesday and. you had to work your ass off to get a B.. That class.... but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!". I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house.. right? Yes.... And.. Oh..." . she called me that day as well. I didn’t go to class at all. So people started hating me even more. ^^ I live for people like you.. "You have half an hour. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays. and only took the final. .. Anyway.. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far.. Thank you.. on Wednesday... Like I wrote from last chapter.. He told me it was gonna become a campus legend. Without an exception. If I didn't get there in time.. (My tuition..... "I'm at Shin-do-rim station." ... scary. but I don't have any classes either. I can't. and I’m already left out. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration...T I live in Shin Dang district.
But just a can of beer?.. there were streetlights..This is where my war begins. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl. I felt so bad for her..... with strangers.. I thought she might jump into the lake.......... Out of nowhere.. but now. she didn't say anything. She suddenly said to herself.. (A part indoor. lakes.. so we just.. "That lake is so pretty. She wants to go to Lotte World.. she called out a passerby. the place was crawling with gangsters. she wanted to drink beers. I guess she got tired of picking fights... I ran away..T.. in the old days. Apparently. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee. Then. we went to Sukchon Lake. just hamburgers. It was getting dark. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell.. I found myself drowning in the lake. Who the hell are you? Crazy.. Maybe she had a good day. 30 minutes. Already.. Usually. we sat down too. they pretend to be scared.... Though she was tough on the outside..... Whatever... and screams." I became a bit tense.... I wish I could go inside.. she would be the same.. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty.. and hid behind a bench.. and what with the streetlights.... she was so fragile inside. she even bought the day-pass. and all that stuff." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers).com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards. She wanted to take a closer look.... When you ask them to ride something scary.. she started to cry... it's just soft drink... She's probably thinking of her ex again. sat there. Right? I thought. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube.. By the time we finished. So we went through the bushes and went closer... the mood was just right.. she was pretty generous with time limit..... T. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches. I bought lunch. girls turn really cute in amusement parks. then. .. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell.. I stood by her side. There wasn't much to do.. But today. In her eyes.
. No one knew what to do.. I can't swim. When can she recover from all that? Next day. People by the lake gathered around.. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. I couldn't say anything.... Me: Hey.. I couldn't be angry at her either. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely. By then.. I could hear the siren by then. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night.. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend. Even she must have been surprised.. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day. *If I'm completely out of my mind.. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. and went to a local station.. but no one tried to get me out. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. I know.... I was just sad. but. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. The land is in front of me. No one tried to help me... a daily newspaper had a small headline. you guessed right. She was nodding all along. please call the number below.I tried to get out. She wanted to see how deep the lake was. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake. so I eventually crawled out.... .. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet.. I really felt for her.... what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'. there wasn't any other way.. No.. a Local Man Attempts Suicide.. I asked later.. so she pushed me into the lake.
. young man. and I had to head home only semi-consciously... If you think about it. I was always pressured by her time limit. I tried to remember what happened.... quietly. This is Jemoolpo station. saw me sleeping under the station bench. "Listen." She lives in Bupyeong. Half an hour later. You gotta come here. Why am I in here? Let me out.. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench. well.. When I woke up..S.." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time... Jemoolpo Station. trying to figure out where I was... I had a blinding headache... and using a soda can as a pillow. When I arrived at the Subway station. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone." "No. thank you. I realized she hadn't come last night. there were some coins thrown in front of me. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink... My life was over... and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around. and he lived in Jemoolpo.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. was appealing). she told me that her uncle was the district attorney. my beautiful and tough girl game in. the world really is a nice place to live in.. and had a painful thirst as well. at least.. I. . -_-.. I just sleep...... Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk..... and get meeee. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. uh.. 30 minutes is pretty generous. Then I fell asleep.... I was a complete stranger. -_-. Apparently... at least. And then I called her. and called her uncle in the middle of the night.... It's me. "Hey!. but all I remember is calling her. standard. A cop got me a cup of water... It really was Jemoolpo station. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then. My stomach was not feeling good at all. I drank two bottles that day.. then her uncle.. I took the lane heading to Inchon. (Still. But then.. *gags* *burps* I'm at. You have to get off here.. in 30 minutes. She was worried because I did something very out of character.. I don't remember anything after that.. I was in jail. "Sir. barefoot..
at the point of writing this.. she'll kill me. this is Gyeon-woo 74... I'm a mental patient.. -_-. so if you see me acting crazy.. Also.. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal. she put one in mine. and told me that if I do something like this again.. but if I wrote the answers before the story. posting it on a website for people to read. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend. she agreed to put me in jail. I'm completely out of my mind. I really hate her friend. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. and of course. Also.. but still.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in. (It's already too long.. Remember that the author is... Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. *Hello. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . That day.. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. Oh. Hahyung is suffering because of me. Hello. If something happens to me... 'You're worse than me.. she beat the living hell out of me..) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination... a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter.. certain situations) in our wallets. he's not acting that pissed off either.. Sometimes.. Later when I get a job at an office. It's pretty cool. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung. -_-.. it doesn't look good... right? She has nothing to do with her..Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station.. I'm going to Xerox it.
.kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good.. if you ask me... but only express taxis. What excuse would I use? No.. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour. Now... and it's gonna cost about 50.. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty.. (I have nothing to say.) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?.. how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die. there's no way subway can get there in one hour..) . I told her we should just post a picture of us. (Too much TV. I got there in hour and half. she calls me. If there's a good position open.. Taxi? Yeah...) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him.. She receives scholarship awards.I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. no.... she's. I apologize sincerely once again..... If the visited counter is lower than before. then she beat the crap out of me. \_/ From here.. male employees are gonna suffer. And yes..." She's very pissed off. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www. I'm going to write this the way she want me to....jpg) (Once again. And I'm a really poor guy.. wherever she gets a job at..jayang..... I'm writing the way she wanted me to........ (She thinks internet can do everything. I'm going to be killed along with my fingers. I wanted to keep the middle ones..hs.. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station...... I don't know what to say to this. chapter six.000 won ($50). she wants you to know that she's very qualified..) She's a senior in college right now. I thought all my fingers were going to break.. Is it still on?) She's very smart too..
. then they said "Idiot..... I apologize once again. right? Fast 75... I thought about doing something for her instead. Think about it... So I reminded them that I was a rabbit..... a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce. but my friends are 74 Panthers. Birthday. might murder me. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie... please edit out the sentences in parentheses.. Instead of something I can buy.She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis. I don't know why.. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything. Chapter 7 On her ID........ either in January or February. right? Please. Money? She has too much.. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. anyway. I get more and more nervous. I have to survive. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him.. I'm 75 Rabbit. I'm dirt poor. she.. her birthday is April 16th.. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon).. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again. what should I get her. you know why. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near... I don't want to do this either. it's in June. Please? I'll buy dinner." What a great bunch of friends. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! .... Me? As I said before... no wonder you're so... (Note: Most likely. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me. and she's a economic administration major.. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75. (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this.. doves.. Oh... but on the calendar. Anything she need? Doesn't exist... but ... as she opens the trunk of the car. as her birthday approaches day by day. speaking of murder.
I would go with her into the amusement park. but I couldn't give up..org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them. and there'll be security in the place anyhow. As I stretch my two arms to the sky.. So. bribe them for me... There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years). Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know. Apparently. I immediately called my friends who were still working there.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy... and turn on whatever the ride she wants....000 won ($50)... and even got an autograph (awesome!).... They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200. 100... Me: Fine. secured her safety belt..wikipedia...... I used to work at an amusement park. but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage. but they refused. ..000 won ($100). she and I are the only ones at the amusement park.. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up.. I was in charge of operating some rides. Kim Hee Sun came to the park. In the middle of the night. I took her ticket. (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.. and tell her. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. or a driver's license. saying that they'll get fired...But. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. this was it. I don't have a car.. they still couldn't find a better job. (Picture reference: http://en..... take her near the carousel.. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50.. this is all I got.
I pretended that I didn't have any gifts.. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this. A bouquet? I don't have one.. It's her birthday..... I didn't really answer.. with both arms stretched out.. Of course.. I tried to find a side door. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them... I'm so proud of my brain cells. And I quickly pretend I was yawning.. but. You're good at that right?. They tell me everything is ready.. I have to endure it. Then we move on to the pirate ship. going for a drink would be the best solution.... if she drinks a half a bottle. and we ride the carousel.. I practiced in front of the carousel.. It's 1 in the morning. being completely out of your mind..... and I took 10 minutes. I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel. I called my friends I was heading over there. the day is almost over. and I have to keep her with me till the late night. As we go on. please? Let's be crazy and just do it.. but there weren't any... "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less. She's yelling at me. so I figured the front gate would be closed... she would be quite unpredictable. The day has come. Just the two of us..... then the carousel turns on with music.... I decided we would climb the wall. she asked me why we're going there...." I stretch my arms.. We arrived at the wall of the park."This is my magic for you.... . She climbs over in seconds.. Passerby are staring at me... I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. we have to move in at late night.. probably an expert wall climber.. The day before her birthday... Then we ride the pirate ship. She's...
whispered. everything was going according to the plan. In front of the carousel. sir... She must have been taken by surprise. spent the night in jail together. out of nowhere. Then.. they tried to bribe the security. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. "This is my magic for you. I hear whistles. we're at the police station... (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day. Since that job was the only way they can support their families...... I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel.. "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now. This is my second time in jail. After getting yelled by security for hours.. but they refused.. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. Next day. She's about to cry.My heart was beating loudly. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So... Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills.... Since they promised.. and as practiced..... We headed over to the carousel. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen.. Finally.. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me.... she and I... yes.. and we couldn't see anything.. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry. we were sent to the police. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening. they all got fired... they can't risk getting fired.." I stretch my arms to the sky. See. (you remember the first time. . I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift.. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs... along with my friends..... her uncle.. came by and took care of it. Carousel is turned on. it was very dark. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved.. right?) In any case..
. there's no way I'd remember something like that. this 100th day? If you have a good idea. please email me. video place.. rapists.. robbers... motel (?). Of course. and took the first place!!!.... -_-. I don't think she had time to think about him at all.. one degree... so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. You don't believe me? .. movies... Pretty soon. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar. when the weather turned really nasty.... I .. and Kung Fu. what would I do for her. really... because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months. I just wanted her to be happy... So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication.. Judo. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway. murderers....... ... But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys).... Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV. In Taekwondo.. She called me and reminded me. To tell you the truth..... You won't believe me. Kendo. jail -_-)... And once again. What is she up to?.. It was July. Drug dealers. but there are sides of her that are cute like that. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves..But. And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again.." and decided to play squash (you know. but I'm a martial artist too. ... I beat them all. I have.. For two months... Hapkido... She's really rough. I'm still marked by her uncle. That's right.. PC House. She has almost moved on from him now. I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist... You're right....
"Hey... It's a murder on your shoulder and back. I think I have a stomach cramp." From here... But Kendo is a pretty tough sport. long time no see. and even if she did.. I started to get nervous.. so I was pretty confident. the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough..never played squash before. I can win against her in something. ever.. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here. she wanted to do Kendo.. When I was little.. So we go to the Kendo gym. Yes... ... She must've been angry that she lost.. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No. and I was back to my old self again.. wanted to make a bet... I was confident once more.............. and. She.. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-.. the result? Of course I won.. Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of... what? People in the gym started to say hello to her. Me: I.... Don't regret it. Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me... She has no idea what's coming.. So.... how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and.. but I did have some experience with Tennis. ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight.. Her: Then. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish.. Me: Okay. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo. there was no way she knew how to do Kendo.. Whatever.. Me: I don't want to drink with you.. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks..
. then... BAM! She went straight for my head. got a place in the library.. I could see the ceilings... but me... leg... it probably would've killed me... who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something. It was awesome.... Any case. I'd won the squash game. I answered. and I stare right at her sword. I feel sudden pain at my side.. I called for timeout. I could see the stars. .. And now I'm getting sleepy.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes.. it was her. What should I tell her?. 3 meters apart...... I begin to sweat.. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I. And ardently I... A girl with Kendo degree. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee. Wait!.. barely awake. is scary as hell. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack..... That's right. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick.. I went to school. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .) We both have the bamboo swords. and there's tension in the air. but my phone started to vibrate. It looked as if it was rising.. smoking. sometimes. I was barely conscious... then a cramp in my head.. and opened my book.. but not the fight. And of course. head.. She approaches. isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this. then I don't remember what happened. it went head.... waist. I just pretended I was knocked out. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day.... Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept. and came back to my seat. But if I had gotten hit.. How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day. washed my face with cold water. I study.(Kinda like this.... Hey! When I watched it on TV.... so she still owes me a wish... slept...... T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and.
Hurry up. -_-.." .. It is a noodle with black bean sauce." "I have to study today. I quickly got my bag packed.htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks. disgusting.. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving.. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right. The double one is mine.. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun.). kinda salty.... I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there.. etc. she said "I'm hungry. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation.. kinda sweet. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. Do you want to die... something feels wrong. Think your local university. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. and neither of us had anything to eat so. our orders are switched. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful)...." She wants jajangmyun. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See. coffee shops. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool.info/cuisine/nudle/p_11." Suddenly." "No. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood. that was sweet of her... the silent library became noisy..... and the street right next to it filled with shops... Lunch was a few minutes ago. this is why I can't even study at the library." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library. so meet me there.. What should we get?" "Just whatever..." "Wait." In the drowsiness of my sleep."Hello?" "Hey.. and she tells me "Hey. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. But then.
... but she still has one more to go.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D.. there's another double in front of me. but are too busy staring at us. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl... and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit.. for us to have eaten the same amount. But. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later.." At this point.. But I have my pride too. "Let's go. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us. your first bowl was a single. she finished."Then. and so is she. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl... "No way! Ma'am. I'm finishing up mine.. You have to get another one. we need one more single.... and now... as if we were crazy... it was just like that... I finished mine.... I ate three bowls.. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color. you have to eat one more single....." "Can I get jjamppong (once again. ..ohmynews. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun). Everyone was looking at us. ma'am.. but like I said... so it's not fair. The owners aren't even working.." She doesn't let up "No. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one... other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them... I told her "Hey. I ask the waitress "I need another double here..." We shouted at the same time and started eating.. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double. you know..jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun. Before finishing mine.. I picked up my chopsticks. I have my pride. she says "Hey. You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit." Daikon pickles fly at me. with that black sauce.. and said... spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image.
coughing and then spitting thick." She ordered another double. We try to stop it.. and.. and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it..... After a while.. . result. damn it.."We have to finish this. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face... She tells me. 2 singles and 5 doubles...... I managed to eat 2/3 of it. and was watching us.. Then some guy passed by. That was around 3 pm. She was writhing with pain.. and we left the place. So. yellow mucous right next to us. black. the sun looks like a daikon pickle. then... and on her face. Everyone looks like delivery boys... I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason... let's rest here for a second.... meaning that the place was packed with people. she's an econ major... So we sat..... but we looked at the ....... 20 bucks." We ate... if someone hit my stomach right now.... We got in front of a Baskin Robins. and we stood up... shaking. collapsed near a telephone poll. we were holding hands (lovely) and.. "How much?" "Let's see. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us.. like I said. We saw that.. I cringe and looked at her...... 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk.. But..... Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her.. went at it again.. threw up in front of them. while holding the telephone poll. we started to throw up... I'm an engineering major.. the noodles are near my throat. we're about to faint.. And we looked around.. Everything is.. "I can't walk anymore... on Saturday.
. After that. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um.. . EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best. Well. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant.. it was all black and.... Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.... But I still have no idea what they ate.. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls.. I know. "So last Saturday.. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun.. so come over and I’ll make you something. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. at least that guy didn't know it was me.. ugh.I took her hand and ran..." I thought I was having a heart attack. and I got a call from her.. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind.... my parents won’t be home for two days. thanks to the jajangmyun residue. but some guys in my major was talking in groups. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. I went to the University street.... I went back to school on Monday. and their face was covered with that black stuff. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship.
I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. and… Well. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. Once inside.]. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-.She’s…. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich. just in case.. and my face turned a several shades whiter. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah.
Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder.“Yeah. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. . My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. “Do you want to eat it. She was still sleeping. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. While watching her sleep. I turned my head towards the right side. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. I decided that the movie was no good. Looks good. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. Her head was right next to mine. not DVD… lol remember. messing with me. with her head on my chest. it’s a special ramen. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. she promised to make something really special for dinner.
I began to cry. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. . I drank a 1.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. “Type these for me.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished. Picture reference: http://www. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey.sangganews. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey.
it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. In this very chapter. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. It's me. attitude. This is due to the fact that. The humor. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon.. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. Gyeon-woo..” “. I promised to introduce you to them.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. it literally means cute... this translation is not word-for-word. in the original work. like a cuddly baby chick. translations will continue at a faster pace. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. So hurry..” “W-wait. I promise :-) Also. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station.. the author does go back and forth a lot. And just to be on the same page. meaning... okay?” . The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing.. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. I include pictures of foods. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today. Contrary to the context of the word. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again.. places.
but. rice cakes. “Aw. there's a guy in the group as well. Anyway. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us.. when they say that I'm cute. His name is Gyeon-woo.... No hands.. and two other girls. it means I'm not much to look at. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other. her. they were feeding each other in turn. This is the guy I was telling you about.videoman. .The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station.. As soon as I got to the table.. five of them total. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans. you came! Sit down. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us.. and no saliva on the spoon. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns... just with spoons. but... Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility. We ordered soon after we were introduced.co. she began to speak. Gyeon-woo: H-hello.. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there. After leaving the coffee shop..) The group consisted of me. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. The theater was practically empty. and after discussing what to do next..jpg) . I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that.. guys... huh. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends... and sweetener.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. Pic reference http://www. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. Her: Hey. a couple. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. So. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans.. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. the two girls ordered coffee.. we all decided to go watch a movie. fruits. Sweetie~” At the same time. (Ugh. I just wanted a coke.
and they were holding each other's free hand. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple.. I glanced at the other couple. right... We looked at each other and grinned sadistically. Ugh.... making a rather nice firework.The lights went out and the movie started.. We were playing rock... Both of our mouths were full of popcorn.. After making her promise not to drink too much... the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. one for her.. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place.. To make it worse. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle. They were in each other’s arm. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder.. It was a bit nauseating to see. we went to get something to drink. One for him. She does laugh a lot more than she used too. her and I. we'd never get that nauseating with each other.. paper.. the girl had her hand on his waist. (You know why. aggressive.. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly.... and the popcorn went into the air. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I.. one for her.. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more.. We both pulled. Heh heh heh. . making unusually large noise. yeah. At the same time.. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please. kissing in public. One for him.. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer.
What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal.. and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even.. If they step over with their right foot. I took her back to her house then too. right foot. Winner takes all the coins).. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin.T But I don't have a choice this time.. and we must have missed the evening rush. Me: It's 2:1. okay? Her: No way... It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there. Here we go! . she wins. I don't really like taking girls back to their house. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years). I'll list them off later. I need to pay my phone bills.. To make it worse. let me know. Third kid. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot.. ugh.. There are about a million games you can play in the subway.. I could've gotten a perfect victory. so I'll just hit you once. right foot. I never lose at Odd/Evens.. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). It takes about an hour. I win. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot. she might beat me up.... Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. It was so close. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. he steps over with his left foot. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance.... If anyone wants to challenge me. You hit twice.... Me: Have it your way then.. right foot.. It was a bit late at night. and I'll hit once.Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. a lot... T.. right. Right after we broke up. so we decided to play games on the way.. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong....
She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard. 3 meter.. This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders... and opens her eyes... Her: This is unfair. go!!! “Left foot.. Me: Here what go? .. after all. They were all privates or PFCs.. and they were still very disciplined. Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. I knew it. I am sadistic. -_-. I get to slap you on the face instead. 2 meter. we. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds.. Whoa. Girls can't get slapped. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes... if I lose.. With my middle finger. Yes.. 1 meter.. I told you I was sadistic. she gets tired of waiting.. Her: All right. Now.. Left foot... both of us using fingers. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What. You're right.... Left foot.. She then made a suggestion... Left foot... five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car. Hah....I first place my fingers over her forehead.” . here we go... I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb.. Her: Fine. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us.. here.. Left foot.... she is the law... Her: No way.. They're on leaves. She must've gotten really scared.. I get slapped.. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: .
.. she touched my left cheek lightly again. remembering how crappy life is during the military service.' I closed my eyes tightly. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die... Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . 3rd slap. 'he's going to take my side. I suddenly stood up.. . She lightly touched my left cheek. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. She was so nice. realizing what was about to happen.. My left cheek became all red and swollen. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people. Me: Hey. I was shaking without noticing.. but I left them alone.. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat. then turned around and came toward us. She then lightly touched my right cheek...... Everyone was staring at us.... she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one. There were four left.... The guy next to me suddenly stood up.Her: Come on... 'Fine.' I thought.. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity. from stifling their laughter. just kill me.. This was no joke. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then.. I literally saw stars. 4th slap. she hits me on the jaw.. So that takes care of one hit.. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant.. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on. 'He's a guy. right foot. right foot.. Me: Hey! Look at that moon... right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while.. for maximum effect. Right foot...
. I felt very warm inside.. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly. too intent on watching us.. 'retard'. “Her”: Yeah right. Suddenly. Everyone around us has become very quiet.. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway. It has always been 'Hey you'. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night. what girls call their older brother or older male friends.. Me: Hey.. The guy turned around and grinned. even though it was really early in the morning.. I was. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right..... okay? Me: Okay.. -_-. Chapter 13 She was calling me. studying.. (T/N: Oppa is. During breaks or holidays....) She has never called me that once. I'll give you a call around 6 P. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far.. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very. but then... The middle finger starts to shake from strains.. (ha! Losers can't say anything. uh. well. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . huh? Me: No... In modern context.M... These are her pet names for me. *Yawn* ... turned out it was noon already.) I place my finger just like last time..“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world. The whole arm starts to shake.... “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh.) I was about to hit. 'idiot'. traditionally. My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger. *Yawn* ... no... (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life. Oppa. 'bastard'.... you were on the internet all night again. this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends.. very different. so get some rest then come out. or semesters. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits. My cheek stopped hurting. Her: .
... long time no see..M.zzz. Yes.. but from Sun Mi...... someone came next to me and nudged my arm... I mean. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? .. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-... What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you.... but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me. It was 7 P... Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay. yeah..zzz. Oblivious to my realization. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up. It was her.... *Riiiing!* Me: Hello.. I took my phone out and saw this.. It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends...zzzz... I was looking for Her around... Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey. I looked at my watch.zzzz. Sun Mi. She said she'll call me at 6 PM.. It's me. in all probability. and dragged me along.. even for a Saturday night.. She was going to buy dinner... The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her.. I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore. confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today. And my phone began to ring on the way. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry.. Suddenly.. Gyeon-woo.. “Her”: Hey. an old friend of mine.... gimme 30 minutes. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed.... that's right. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant.. I'll just wash my face and be there. Sun Mi: Hey.
.... Waitress: Good evening. Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow.. *static* Where the hell are. you do it. Um. she was saying 'Good evening. it took me by surprise. It was out of batteries. that's just BS........ I don't usually go to this kind of place. This is embarrassing.... Me: Um. but still they're sticking with the same waitress... speak! Please. but the waitress was from another country.. I have no idea... did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No. Me: No... *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody... not knowing what to do. I barely speak Korean.. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English. I'll just have what you're having. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament.. damn it.... Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-..... Sun Mi and I both looked at each other.. Forget English. -_-.. (T/N: in English.... Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . are you ready to order?'...... that's like English phrases you learn in middle school.. because she started to talk in English. Basically... what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here. was looking away.. this is my first time too. Of course. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that..... or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant.. But I tried my best.“Her”: Hey! You little... Me: Hey.. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well. Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi.. very broken English) . but to actually hear it in real life situation.. (T/N:. I studied English for god knows how many years. Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English. is this lucky. Me: You order it..... The waitress came back.. She went over to the counter..... I don't think she spoke any Korean.. but she wanted to eat here...
. Because of the trouble with the waitress..... Me: Speak slow please. (T/N: English) Huh....Sun Mi: Hey. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts. the waitress came back.. What did she just say? Luckily. I was drenched in sweat.. Just give us two hamburger steaks.. when we were finished.. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks.. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence. but an actual conversation can be... the coffee tasted like poison... Her calls.... Then.. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well.. Our. Me: No thank you. The sky was falling.... I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything... I remembered something very. (T/N: English) What..... very painful English) Waitress: Yes.. two!! ok? (T/N: in English. Whew! At last... I tried to call her....... but... I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! . It was actually really good. Mother. what now.. confusing. well. she couldn't just take the dishes away.. and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one.. Sun Mi wanted coke......... Coffee and coke. Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T.T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge. Even though it was a middle school level English. I had completely forgotten about her calls... No... but the batteries were still out.. let's just eat hamburger steaks. Me: Hambag Steaki... Sun Mi offered her cell.. Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha.. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way. ... But... very unpleasant..... but I chose to use the public phone instead.
... Her: Fine... But. the next day... my cell doesn't have any batteries. it was Sunday... and I was sleeping. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? .... Me: Hey. Even if it kinda hurts inside. so if you don't want to come.. But.. I don't feel guilty at all...... um.... there's something I have to take care of.. um. she's trying to make me jealous. of course. Do whatever you want.. Chapter 14 Yep.. my fingers were shaking.. Me: Today's not a good day... The next day...... Sorry. preserving my life is much more important. Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro.. That wasn't the end. she'll beat the crap out of me..... you know. But it still kinda hurts. right.. To be honest. Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah... and it's not like we ever said that we like each other. there was. It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up.I pressed her phone number one by one... I'll be beaten to death... There was no way it would've ended like that.. She called me in the morning. If I go near her when she's this angry. Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh.... -_-.. I'm with a girl too.. hehehe... Hah. Her: Hello.. don't come... It's not like we're actually dating.. If I fall for that and go there. what happened was........ sorry. uh. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). I'm with a guy right now.
well........ when they need privacy. I am really screwed now.. so I guess I was being sluggish. internet social groups would meet in places like these.. I prayed.. we drank our coffees. After lunch. and I followed her..” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection. all we've said to each other was “Hey. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry... This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private. I told myself 'Just be really careful..T It was a small cafe in Shinchon.) I've never been to a Video Room with her before. just become a Yes-Man for today. it's not a Facebook group or anything like that). Typically.. but I haven't been to one since. I paid for the coffees.. but she didn't even look at me.. and hopefully save me... there weren't anything to do..It's a sacred tradition in our country. I was getting hungry... Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. Without saying anything... actually.. I sat down.. but she still wasn't saying anything.. She then stood up. She was just looking at an empty space. and a very private setting.” and “I'm hungry. a comfortable couch. It's the end times. T. Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks... that there were some windows around. I approached her... “Let's go watch a video. and to even imply that I should violate it. you know.. I would've preferred that. let's go eat something”. Then she finally said something........ mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet.. And I was the only one speaking. Then we went to the room. she just picked one.. out of guilt. I kinda blew her off last night.... This made me even more nervous.... it was a little past lunchtime... surround sound. She was already there waiting for me.. I'm here..... . but she didn't say anything. I was really nervous that day. and I had no idea what she was thinking. So far.. even I would've been upset.... it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious. To be fair.... She must be really angry. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch.. She called me and told me to come out.. Back in 94 or 95. it is used by couples for. it changed a lot since... Poor me... I took her to lunch. Don't talk back to her or confront her. I tell you.' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to.. It felt like a scene in Misery.. and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me... She wasn't her usual self..
.. 9) with you'. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad....... She then said her second sentence of the day. She looked. A pint is.... I was getting really curious.. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system....... this was the only way for me to survive tonight. But I couldn't help it... The movie was over. With this much alcohol in her.” Drink. hold on a minute. “Let's go drink. I couldn't even tell what the movie was about. and she still hasn't said a thing. while I was able to take two sips.... really out of it. .... What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But..... crap. so I prepared myself to block anything.. and ordered another pint. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers. We sat next to each other as the movie started... “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet.... Me: Hey.. this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all... but I stopped her. I'm just going to leave you on the floor.. no one could see what was going on inside.... Her: Do whatever you want.. her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face. It was driving me insane.. she was about to drink her second pint..... the room we got was completely isolated from the outside. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers..But. but she still didn't say anything. well. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either.... I already told myself to do anything she wants today. Me: If you go unconscious again.... I kept looking at her during the movies. While I was meeting her.. she drank hers in two gulps.: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch.. I promised myself something. I tried to drink mine really quickly.. I just looked at her hands..
. dragging on the floor mode... Wait a minute.... It was to be expected. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong.. And this time we didn't go to a motel.. like I've already said numerous times.. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill. Me: Say. then fell asleep on the table. three gulps this time. Supporting mode.. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub. picked up her bag and mine. but decided to help her up instead. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. she drank her second pint... But.. She was passed out drunk... People looking? Oh yeah. Despite me trying to stop her... carrying mode. piggyback mode. but the sun was still out. which one of these movies are the longest? .. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people. perverts... How could I go there twice in one day? . but I was used to it by now. Remember... she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table. she couldn't fall asleep quietly. We got out to the Shinchon streets... I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk... why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie. and was about to carry her..Me: Something's obviously wrong.. “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me.. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore. really? Heh heh heh heh.... (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad. It was summer... nothing happened between us. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome.. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out.. But what was I supposed to do..... we went back to the video room... and I only had two sips of my beer. like those bullets in the Matrix... Hey. Is it. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad.. And of course.. Well. they were staring at us. where should I take her? You think.. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel. -_-..
. Even if it means getting slapped. above all. she wasn't wearing much make up. she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well....Owner: -_-. pride? Objectively speaking. (. well.... You can wipe off that drool now... but she wasn't moving an inch. .. ...... lay her down on the couch. Chapter 15 She was sleeping.. I have my morals and pride. well.. So. . this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. there was a very pretty girl.. I was mostly staring at her breasts. I sat her down.. But.. after all.. I thought to myself 'What the hell..... not just sleeping.... It kinda hurt my pride... ha. you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. -_-. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us... her eyes were closed.. what am I saying. who seems to be dependent on you.. but unconscious after having too much to drink. I. With her... if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake.. when I saw her sleeping... I took a look at her... To be continued.. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place. Me: ^^.. I put her on the couch..I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space.. and I'm a guy too. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl. ugh. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk.... and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute. and then there's the beatings. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt.. it kinda got to me as well. probably from the alcohol.. but her cheeks were bright red...
... For no reason at all. Hehe... so I never had the chance to really take a look at her.... and I almost got killed in the process too. but I kept looking at her.. (she censored this part out.... there was only a small space between her lips and mine...... So I wish. When she is able to love someone again. ... I was facing her. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes.. I haven't really written much about that side of her. BURRRP! .. well.... laid.. the couch was almost a bed...' If I kiss her now.... The video room was pretty good.. even though I haven't done anything. And I also pray. I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell.. You know....... . my heart felt heavy.. see..... What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and. In any case.' and sat down. I felt like I wronged her. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry.. I almost fainted from the smell.. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath.I won't put it in details....) In any case. I'll leave her side without saying anything. Even if it was stealing a kiss. I could feel my logical side going numb..... my heart was beating very fast. And we weren't really going out in the first place. Then. she moved around a little and. Images of her suffering and her sadness..... I wish I had been some sort of strength for her. When I was thinking this. But it was a little sad too. I thought 'Fine.... I could feel her breathe.. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.. but. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future. I thought. I went closer to her.. next to her on the couch. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her. but all those images began to flash before my eyes..oh... and find someone to love again.. 'She's really pretty. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all... that I am not the person she'll fall in love with.... it was very warm..
. I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead... and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie... I got closer. and with the lights... A monk was chanting in the movie. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something. women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . And I stayed like that for about a minute. Then.. Me: Well... and kissed her forehead. by pure coincidence... Idiot... and our lips were apart by. After drinking some water..... -_-... and a bit by bit. but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries. (-_-... My eyes and her closed eyes met.. I turned towards her and saw her again.. And I began to fall asleep.. I was surprised...After I averted that crisis... Wake up.. who told you to drink like that? .. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship.) Her: Can I get some water.. please? So I went out to get some water. I just sat down and watched the movie. Her forehead was pretty too. Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen. I was being a jerk after all.. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism.. Her: Hey. She didn't tell me. she was already pale to begin with....... My kiss on her forehead woke her up.. I raised my head.. I closed my eyes as well. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. she didn't want to. and He was really desperate. He wanted to talk a bit. she began to talk. I'm really thirsty.. She moved around a bit.... She nudged me and said.. I don't know what He and She talked about... Slowly. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit. and my head really hurts..)... ran into Him... But I could guess rather accurately. and I didn't ask. Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl..... which chased away any drowsiness I felt before... our noses were almost touching each other. the heavens must have punished me for it. or...
I only wish that her choice is the right one. not quite... it was her decision and hers only. I started to regret my choice.. I won't do anything to stop her... and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her.. I didn't go. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much. Even when she said “Are you going to die.. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him.. I'll be there to tend to her pain.. But that day. And I could tell. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him... That's the extent of what I can do for her. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. and She really loved Him as well. The reason I was avoiding her was...... that He truly loved Her... and that she was really confused as to what to do. I told her I was too busy. but what to do about Him and Her.... Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him. and that she won't have any regrets. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him.... Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before.. It was her choice... Her: What's wrong with you.... or are you going to come out?”. but. I know. I stopped calling her.That's when she called me. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds.. after all. Because I didn't want to influence her decision... she called me.. that she was wavering in her resolve. I should've just ignored everything and ran to her..... Yes. I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot..... No. I was just listening to her speak.. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? . I didn't answer her calls.....
Yeah. Another guy.. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy... like you're mad or something. She and I were friends.. plain-looking. .. Friend.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to.. barely knew what “manners” meant. who was dirt poor.. and was dressed very well... but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not... This was the first time I saw this person.... He was really different from me.. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to. well.. She was ready to make her decision.... I wanted to see the fully healed Her.. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough... to be more accurate.. Her voice on the phone was different.... the kind of guy that's really popular with girls. he was good-looking. for some reason.. It felt like there was something different.. but for some reason. I'm just busy and tired lately. I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way.. or if she needs me to be around a bit more... Me: Oh..... Her: What about today? Me: Yeah.” Yeah.... I was her friend. even her way of speaking was different from usual... and I promised someone to go somewhere... He looked like a nice person. The word 'friend'. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others... He looked rich too.. began to dig painfully into my heart... I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me. In order to see her. I could tell from her voice that... It's a secret but. “This is my friend. She introduced us to each other. there was another person with her. Friend.. Like I said before.. Sure enough.. The person who she was in love with before. I could only hear the word 'friend'.... and wearing whatever I found in the dryers....... Gyeon-woo. I'm too busy.. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me. and you're not really answering your phone.
. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar. 'what's he smiling about. and he ordered coffee.. didn't seem to know that about her. “Let's go. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with). um..... He was smiling. she drank her coke. for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. we all went to a very. She just told me his name. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting.... I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke. very quiet pub for a drink.. and get something to drink.. Coke. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then. anyway?' I took a closer look at her.” (T/N: Name censored by the author... my logical side had won against my emotion.. Because He was there... She got up and said... It's not too surprising. and she just wanted to thank me for everything. . they talked while I drank my coffee.. but she's the one who arranged this meeting. 'she's finally going back to this person. As if she was nervous about something. Something is strange though. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time.. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her.. And then. I had nothing to say. he wasn't a friend.. When she asked me something.. I thought... To her. OOO. I ordered coffee.. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting..“And this is....... actually. And when she asked him something. But He. she and I talked while he drank his coffee. it has nothing to do with me now. no less..' But I was stoic about it... but something was different... He was. And when there's an awkward silence. who have known her for so long.. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub. Actually. at least. She was laughing. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background. who have loved her once. she only orders that when she is really upset about something.... I didn't say anything...” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers.. and she ordered a coke....... I thought....
Or.. I drank.. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. that wasn't the case between Him and me. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all.. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient. When you drink with one another. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. We ordered drinks. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to.... At a rectangular table. does not mix at all.. 'This is enough. I came in right after. and he went towards a rectangular table.. Both He and I got drunk. I really didn't care who she sat next to. She wasn't drinking at all. and that it has to be said under a clear mind. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless. but we didn't really say anything to each other.... I began to think. 'Just like at the cafe. and noticed the mood of the place.. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. To her. There was a circular table..' ... Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her.. but I was not enjoying myself. but.. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy. As soon as I stepped into the bar. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table.. Because. she's talking to both me and him in turns. so she must be able to fall in love again. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed...There were two kinds of table at the pub. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger. I thought. but his confidence towards me in respect to her. She followed me and called out to him to follow us.... It wasn't intentional. She must have thought the same thing.' So I went to a circular table.. Many thoughts crossed my mind. I should go sit at a circular table... Maybe she has something to say to me and Him. He was the first one to go in.. and a typical rectangular one.... a rectangular table would have been a tough situation.. He must have expected her to sit next to him. not that I had anything to say to him. But he was still going towards a rectangular table.
. But I really just wanted to go home. I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain.. ..... I said Me: You know.I got up from the table...... Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired.. someone called me. Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway.. I got really angry at her... Many different emotions were all mixed up. and wish her happiness in her love.. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside. coming near me.... I shouted at her. or I'll kill you! Me: -_-. This wasn't what I wanted. Me: If you wanted to tell me this.. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: .... I just wanted to congratulate her. it would not have been a big deal. But when I saw Her with Him. Hurry up... Take care when you go back home......... you could've just told me something like this over the phone.... and the things she said through her action. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: . so I'm going home.... I thought I'll just call her on the way.. I would have just congratulated her... And I sneaked out of the bar.... I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! . My emotion took over from my logic and. That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being...... As I went down the stairs... you could've just called.. What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again... She asked me why I was getting up.. and I answered I had to go to the restroom. If she called me and told me. What was wrong with me? Her expression then.... For the first time. She came down a few stairs.. It was probably because I was drunk.... is what I said.. okay? Her: Get back inside..
. In my wish to congratulate her. Somewhere in my heart.. Warmth. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in.. 'Eyeball'. It was her. a bit of sadness was mixed in.. and a longing to say something. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. In my expectation for me to be happy for her......... Heartbreaking... I covered my eye-..... I felt too many different things as well.. “If you want to go... Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station... someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. then go..... and turned me around by force.. something flashed before my eyes..Sadness. and turned me around by force. In my heart... Suddenly... such human body part is referred to as an “eye”........ grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand... no. I was trying to figure out what had just happened.. I was stunned for about 5 seconds.. I think they call it... a big gaping hole began to form.. . like a scene in a romantic movie.... the name changes to something more professional and medical... I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion..... it bruised up nicely..... I headed towards the subway station.... even her voice carried too many emotions. She had ran towards me. o. eyeball with my hand. and looked at her with my other eye. but...O Typically... WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye. I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy.” She couldn't finish her sentence.... She was speaking. but. But when I was making my way to the station. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs.... like this →. turned me around by force. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it. and with her right hand. Happiness..
I was done drinking. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the .. that moment was then. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes. A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand... she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well....ball. and she wasn't drinking in the first place.Her: Follow me! Me: T. Perhaps.. But I walked out on her instead..” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. I ordered another drink. I agreed as well. rubbing my left eyeball. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar.......... do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises. He asked her where she went. The three of us got a rather big room... apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye. You know. so I drank by myself.... It was a bit embarrassing. especially bruises around the eyes.. She said “Let's go do some karaoke. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. and we were out of food.... is to rub a cold egg on the spot.. so he agreed. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time. for my right eye's sake... I should've stayed there. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive.. so I followed her while putting some distance between us. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol. He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more.... Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg.. He looked like he sobered up as well.. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar. but she didn't answer him. that was the moment I had wished for.....O If I didn't follow her.
.. But I'm really good at using tambourine...... I don't really like going to karaoke... ballad.... He was singing. http://www.. I have no idea if this is true. You know..youtube.. rock... she chose. She gave the microphone to me.. I can accompany it well with the.. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good.. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning.. When I sing. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me. tambourine. or whatever. to avoid listening to me sing. I was familiar with the concept. *shrug*). (T/N: .. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing...listeners a minor orgasm...youtube. dance. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing. I felt the pain of separation... I gave it to Him. you are my only one~~~ One day. His eyes were fixed on Her... because he started to put in some numbers. long after you left me.com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 . feeling of loneliness. I suck at singing. You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well. my friends all want to go to the restroom.com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me... it was her turn to sing...) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. trot.. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” ... Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. No matter what kind of song.
it had to be this one. (T/N: http://goodieds..... but then I thought that if I saw her.. He probably didn't want to see me next time either. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable...... In front of the building. I suck at singing. My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room.... But. for some reason. It was my turn.. I would cry like an idiot.. She was still in the restroom..com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds... I began to say things that I really didn't believe in.. He lived in Inchon...tistory.tistory.tistory. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again... When she was with me....... but the situation was. plus. He was clapping. and she lived in Bupyeong... it was time for us to part. and he was holding onto her bag.She wasn't looking at Him or me..tistory. we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day.. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more... It wasn't because I had to part with her....com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you.......com %2F1275 OR http://depression01..com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01.. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book.. she wasn't even looking at the screens. I didn't want to sing.. He slung her bag on his shoulder... then I'll see you next time too. Him: Yeah.. so she would have a comfortable ride back home.. I didn't think that I was in love with her either.. I felt like this was her last song for me.. I just picked out a random song and. She didn't say anything. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song.. We kept singing back and forth until time was up. . he had a car with him... she would have to take the subway home. We should hang out next time too.. Me: Today was fun... I was thinking about waiting for her. and didn't know any song.. So I picked a song and began to sing......
... The escalator kept going down. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag..... suddenly..... I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her. what was I thinking...... a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment. I was so happy that... “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator. 'Nutjobs. The people on the stair next to us... I took the escalator to the station. I was halfway down now. Then.... Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us.. .' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her.. and the people outside the doors.. Heh... it doesn't really work that way... I heard a voice calling for me.. there were a lot of couples around me. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes.. to just go home. I took out a second one. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her.. And then I passionately embraced her..... the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality.. until we were near the Bupyeong station.. while everyone was watching.. They just stared at us while probably thinking. For some reason. I don't think it was her.. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. then. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase..... For some reason. You know how in movies.. I thought that if I kept going down. so I left before she got out of the restroom. and stayed there till the first one burned out...... I wanted to look back to see if she followed me... I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again. everyone was.... I was about quarter way down when...... I'll never get to see her again. that's how I felt then.) .. I smoked a cigarette...Just..... we didn't say a thing. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station.. but my logical side ordered me. I still don't know what she is thinking..
But if she tells me to come out.... Next time.. I go out... I like the train that I ride with you better than his car... I liked your singing better.. Nor can she.. Um.... haha... Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer.... I'll write something funnier. but she said she wanted to walk a bit... The next story was about a month ago.... Me: . well... ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day... She said... It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him.. but for a completely different reason. Why? Because she'll be mad. why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me. Her: Gyeon-woo.... Her: What are you up to today? . This was the end of her wandering..... Me: ........ She no longer has any wounds or pain.. she'll laugh out loud....After we got off the subway... she'll beat me... if she reads this. Me:. And I am with her.. I asked. But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love. Her: And. right? Your clothes get all wet. She started to read this after her friend told her about it... We arrive at her house... and that's why she met Him in front of me.... so we walked side by side.. we could've taken a cab..
opened the door. I rented “Touch Me. I'm borrowing some of your money.. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”.. So I went back to get my wallet. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon..) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-.. Gotta love it.... Ugh... he's saying he's busy. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there...Me: It's raining..... I casually washed my face. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances.. took my cellphone.) Her: What business? Me: No. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication.. ate something for lunch. and went outs .. put on my clothes. you should come out with me. oppa (what girls would call their older brother). I called Her again... I don't even have money for the bus anymore. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail. which would mean he's cooking rice. I checked how much I had and. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation.. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? . I only had 3000 won ($3) on me.... well. I forgot my wallet. Mom's not home..Oh wait. “Hey. don't you just love pun humor? The movie. this time.. Her: I don't have anything to do.. I have to treat her well while I can. crap.. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”.. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. so.. ^^.. or “Connection”. or “Bah-Pah”.. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. so I'm going to watch a movie at home.. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way. B-U-S-Y! . Damn.” ^^ (T/N:Ahh. but. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor.. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. I really can't go today. there were only three of them in there. Me: Hey. but waaaaaaay more sappy. Anyway.. damn OneShot 01X.
it was already getting dark. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop.. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. You still have your subway pass.. Of course.. but the guy was really fast. the days were getting shorter. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach.. The girl chased after the guy. it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by.. I brought the big one. but the girl was already soaked... .... stupid! So. Her? Also got drenched in the rain.. I can't suggest going to get something to eat. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella.. and our shoulders and pants got really wet. This cafe was on the first floor. and it had huge windows for walls. Outside. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. Her: Then just come out. a couple was sharing an umbrella. unlike the summer.. It's still raining. this is embarrassing. The guy finally let himself get caught.. The guy was holding on to the umbrella.. Even though we had an umbrella. Suddenly. it was still raining hard. medium sized ones. This...... I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. After a while. was not a good experience for me. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her. she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way. and big ones that looks more like a parasol... so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers..Me: . I was still holding onto it. I can't suggest going to a cafe.. Of course.. and she brought the tiniest type.. but. We were still sharing my umbrella. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. but it was still raining. Man.. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club. We left the cafe.. it's a long story. and the girl was staying really close to him... I thought she was going to get angry.... I brought an umbrella.
She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me... If there was only one person there...... and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight. but we took the bus instead.. I have to take her to her house. As I picked it up. Reserve. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy.. She was right next to me. and even though I may get hurt. you know. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. why? Because I was broke. so I let her caught me. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me.. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically. It was the Bupyeong station. But there were three guys.. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. like D'Artagnan.. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. I could go all out. We were about halfway there..... My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters. you know. It was really dark... Even if there were two. Our eyes met as we approached them.. It was too late to backtrack now. I could do something about it. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette.. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. The rain had stopped by then.. I got really scared. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something.. I took her hand. Typically. We got closer and closer to the gangsters... she used up hers and. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. so we had to walk for a while.... two guys would keep me busy while the third.. The bus station was a bit far from her house. about 10 meters ahead. to be honest... I would be able to protect her. we would take a cab. we were both broke.. I carried my umbrella like a sword. my heart was pounding. Well. she was fast like a freak. In that short time.... in case we would have to run. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me. .
' . I thought “Thank God”. and the other two approached us and said. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by. I'm not sexy enough? . looking good there. but in order for me to win. you little. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish.. can be really simple... I had to fight the leader of the group.. past or present.. Suddenly. -_-. I thought “Thank God”.. “Hey.. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader. The leader of the group approached me. “Hey...' The two guys couldn't be helped. sexily.. I thought. looking good there.. Leader: I said. but She stopped in her track. She was right behind me. Man. they always say “Hey. all we have to do is just run.. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. But then...” I smirked.. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters...” Gangsters. get lost while you can. The gangsters were looking at her.. I turned around.. Heh. get lost! Me: What's with you. what is with her? Having no other choice. “Hey. The two guys came closer.... @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.. But then.. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. and said “Hey...” like a corny movie line. in movies or in reality... Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by..As we passed them by...
At this rate. Falling forward.. I yelled.. if the fight drags on.. that doesn't happen. He stopped it. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. in real fights. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then. with my eyes. I retreated a little. They were facing me.. -_-.... Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks.. and. With the leader of the group. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. falling backward. Suddenly.. since their leader was on the ground.. It was dirty.. I kicked him in the testicles... I thought. and.... .. They hesitated.. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. The other two tries to grab her hands. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face.... -OSo. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her... I heard a swish as the other one fell down. scratching. clutching onto his family jewels. while she was behind me.. biting. I turned towards her. must be an expert.. pinching....O I got punched once.... one of the gangsters fell down.... Even during all that. I kept fighting back and forth.... but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit.... using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down.. still foaming on the mouth. the other two will. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position. hitting with elbows.. o.. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. I felt a gust of wind pass by me.. with his nose.. and bravely stopped the punch. raising my toes.
My face was red. and another one doing the same. . is really. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming... But. but I've never been caught. I guess it still hurts. we're at the local police station.. They did a background check on us. I almost fainted. that was the scenery here. the leader guy actually was turning yellow......... and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. And next to us.. @$ $holes... we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale.. no less! Of course. really good at kendo. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head.. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She... We're absolutely clean. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them. when the situation has been taken care of? And now. he used his walkie-talkie to call the police..... Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl.. and I was panting..... the police officers didn't believe them either. I can't even describe them... I was covered in mud and water. and even though I was wearing the protectors.. she actually looked pretty cool.. A local security officer was passing by. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them... I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once.... first time.. and they weren't wearing protectors.. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. They probably got their skulls cracked. Around us. Well.You guessed correctly. and after seeing this picture. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle.... where were you guys? Why come now.. Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword... anyway. wooden bench.. Man. the three idiots were sitting on a hard. and fourth time offenders each. And the idiots. second time... but... but she looks perfectly normal.. not even a misdemeanor. AND they got hit on the head... security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared.... I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking..
her uncle came in. I've talked with them before briefly on the phone..... police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit..... Brrr.. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room. my body began to twitch and shiver a little. with her parents..... the kind that the head of the family sits on.. Then.. Her parents came into the police station. They're saying I beat all three of them...They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them. Remember her uncle.. and after 20 minutes...... After her uncle talked with the police officers. we went to Her house.... Chapter 21 We're at Her house.. they contacted them. they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter.... but to see them face to face. Oh boy..... I could feel my body go rigid. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a . I already left a very bad impression on her uncle..... I'm really nervous now.. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb. I was about to call my parents.. I'm inside her house now... and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us.. .. But this is the first time I've met her parents. but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street... At least they know that it's embarrassing. I was a mess. Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family...... They're looking straight at us. I was so nervous.. but because Her parents were closer. we all came outside of the police station. the district attorney. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours. Her and I are sitting on a couch. After 10 minutes.. I've met her uncle before. in jail... right? I mentioned him a few times before..
. my brother's brown hair. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life..... the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. ^^.. I guess she's the only one using it.The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours.... Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person.. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom. and the next day. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy... could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house. In any case.. -_-........ my mom's curly hair... Hm. no less. I meant we all have our own soaps.. The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family..... haha! This must be the one she uses. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower. my black hair. so I drank it in one gulp.. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before.. everyone has their own toothbrushes...... Everyone intensely guards their own soaps.. That scent was in the bathroom as well.. I went to Her room.. the undefinable scent of a mature woman.. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. For your information. Anyway. in a girl's house. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. not to dry).. I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater.... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but.... all the nervousness in my body dissolved out. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode. Soaps are everywhere. her father began to speak.. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey. oh.... the funny thing is.. Her mom brought me a cup of juice..... and my dad's hair all harmoniously. Yes! .. -_-.... it's more like a hobby. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness. wait..... "You.. and there are my sister's yellow hair.. So the bathroom is very dirty. no. blocking the sink.... warm water began to come out... this isn't some mental problem that we have...
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity. but in chatting or in cyberspace.... Haha. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked. .. I really think both sides have valid points. Oh.. I'll be sure to take your advice. I use proper grammar.And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations..) style of writing. are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. . Chapter 22 Out of nowhere. Her: Hey.. ha...... and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company). there's really no problem.. -_-." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century. You're 25... Oh.. What? Her: . so I'm keeping the style.. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed. so you're not exactly young.. ^^... because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth. Also... Me: Why.. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people. So you should write using a more proper style.. she asked me.. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school. since this is on the internet... and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language. ha... I'm not so sure which side is correct.. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. But if I write anything else online.
.. what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. you know. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly. I feel dreamy.... why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh.She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question. what have she done this early in the morning already.. Hmm. really? Haha.... you know.. Her: I see..... you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days.. Her: Hey. Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important..... thinking "Oh dear God. Anyway. Well. I was sleeping so well... Me: Well. Haha." Her: Hello? Me: What the. (T/N: http://www. when you're being hypnotized by something.. like you're drunk.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning.. I guess you're right. I go completely insane when I see a naked girl... right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah.... I get all weak-kneed... she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching. of course...... whenever I see a girl playing the piano. Haha.. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this..... for me. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh.. what a devious girl.. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? . But when she said "Hello" on the phone..... 100th day of what. though? Her: What the...... but I can't really tell what she's thinking..youtube.. Hmm. Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure.. I was completely awake....... heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see. I can't even remember birthdays well. So I told her like so.
. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday. "I'll pay for it this time... and she said. I decided to just hang out with her all day... Few days ago. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately... Just like then.... I said "Hey. I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day.. she met the guy she used to be in love with..But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day.. she wants to just hang out too. and is now living life bravely ^^. Hah.... My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday. We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station.. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast.. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics. tears and snots flowing down. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out.... I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot. ^^" While drinking our coffees. So... I pointed my finger at it and said . We decided to meet at that cafe. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds.. It's today.... I'll just get hit a couple of times. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant.. the one that we first went to. she called me again. She was waiting for me there. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift. and in case she takes my share again.. right? Me: Yeah..... I don't really remember the name. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store.. "that cafe?" You ask? You know.. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her.. and she was tempted a bit. we began to talk about the first time we've met.... Her: You know it's tomorrow..... she ordered two coffees without asking me. The day before our 100th day.
Hehe. And we went into the department store. At this point.... isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes.. ma'am. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this. I really like window shopping. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there. They buy stuff from the local street market...Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. ... Me: Yeah? Then try it on. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price. You really have good eyes. As long as it's under 50... ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. Gyeon-woo. following the most recent fashion trend. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding. So I've never really bought anything from a department store. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-.. mostly because of my prejudice against them. “That's one of our latest product.. as if following a script... and I followed her.... right?! Me: Of course!! . . arrange them around so that they look fancier. However. you know the rumors.except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school.
. we forgive you for everything. She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes... I'm going to the library to study.200) Me: 1. Though it's not as expensive. Hey....2 m.2 million pocket change... But.. Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa.2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey. uh. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside.. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . Mom: W-What is this?! 1.Wha.... I then saw a vision.. after all....2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1.... I could just say screw it and buy it for her....... Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1.. Uh.. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo. Her: No way... I will come back and make it all up to you.. 1...million? It's just pocket change.2 million won ($1.. it's too expensive..Me: Wh.” The next day.. I took dad's credit card with me today. Her: -_-. you have really nice legs.. Hey.
Where do you want to go? Her: Well... let's go get something to eat... Can't really think straight when you're hungry. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present. or the Blue-Roofed House.. we left the place. that is.. and it was already nighttime.. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins. In a moment of desire for childish revenge. um.. We were like little kids.. Me: Yeah.She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep.2 million suit. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House. so we left the department store without buying her a present... When someone else is about to buy a 100... it was nighttime.. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around... . we got pretty hungry.. comment “Hey... we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present... see. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. And then.2 million... I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1.000 won shoes ($100).. it's dark outside already. Actually. If I get caught. And before the sales rep finds out. messing around the place. right? Her: Whoa. I.
but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'... I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I.. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know. THAT.. remember? I mean..ask. http://c. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind. Her: Hey.. this was our 100th day anniversary... one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun..... I personally hate it.. Me: ….I stole dad's credit card...com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But. you say? . I want to eat. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www. Or we could not eat at all.. jajangmyun. I mean. why jajangmyun of all things.. THAT.nate..imdb.. But... I mean.. seafood-broth-based noodle.. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That.jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. we went to the Chinese restaurant.......com/imgs/qrsi. ramen would have been a better choice. . So.. right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy... but..tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun.. that jjamppong looks really tasty... Me: You want the double-sized bowl. Her: So.
I can just crash there. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. Me: Oh really?... And now. then we went to a cafe.. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. Before they built the college there. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. so. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo... Her: Just.Me:.. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. with all the buses and subway closed for the day. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. which are flowing with miserable tears. and went to the place she wanted to go to. Me: It's midnight already. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. ... there's a place we have to go. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. and we went to some cafe.. we went to go see a movie. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. it's already midnight. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. follow me. After dinner. I've never been in this area before. I followed her after getting off the cab. What if there's no room left for me. but with the college there. why are we here? Her: Let's go in... the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet.. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan.... Her: Let's switch.. couldn't even tell which way was which. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. We took a cab... you say? Well.. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes.
shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved.. from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11.. glass tables. there was a familiar face... Couple-Girl: Finally. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe..youtube... When we went inside..Me: Here? The signs are all off..... I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames. Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on.. the guests of honor are here. but they were all turned off.. .. Everyone around us clapped..... Her friend comes in with a cake...... aren't they closed right now? Her:. Okay...com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together.... The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs. Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling.... painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”.... there were couple people around..... in a way... oh. ........ I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there.... -_- . http://www.... And just sat there for about a minute or two.. they're made for each other. I think this was her first time planning something special for me. There were two candles on the tiny cake... After sitting down in one table. I think I can hear music playing from somewhere.. God.... though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www.....imdb. But I didn't cry.... and sets it up on the table..... That couple.... everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip.. we exchange pleasantries.. and there was a white piano in the corner..... Why? Because I'm a man.....
but.... for everything. “presents”.. and felt. Me: …. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend.... but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark).. Me: For what? Her: Just.. As mom had all the spending money in the house.. that's right. go ahead and open the present.. Her: That's okay.. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark. I went through the pretty wrapping papers.... I didn't buy those underwear... or pants.. Me: Yeah. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha. It was dark everywhere... Me: Yeah. were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street... skull? Yes.. I have a present for you.. There were several clothes in the box.... so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me.. thanks.imdb... but underwear of all things. The box was as big as a crate of apples.. that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear. I could have taken out a shirt. A.. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big.. Open the present... the skull is kinda cute. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah. she picked out everyone's clothes.. I didn't get anything for you at the department store........ Gyeon-woo......Her: Here... but something was shining nonetheless... the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. Her.. Aside .
. then. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity..... thanks for the presents.... Everyone else stood around the piano. and ended abruptly with a mistake.. and she sat down in front of it.. there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark. If anyone's interested. then lightly placed her hands over the keys. I am more than willing to sell it online. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:.. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear.. an orange carrot glows right where.. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life... so. She continued as the second part of the music began.... Her: Gyeon-woo. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. She took a deep breath. She drags me over to the piano. and you can't even last two lines?! . Friend: I taught you day and night for a week...from this skull one.. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano.... I can still remember how amazing it was.. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air... when I'm wearing that one. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones. Suddenly. so I practiced all week. Though it was an awkward performance. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note. she was really beautiful.. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So. Later. This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline. now I understood why she asked me that question.. Me: Um.... at night. As I'm writing this. come here for a second. I heard her friend talking to Her about it.... the carrot that glows in the dark right where. She smiled sheepishly... I stared at her..
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .