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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
. read below).. I know a friend. I was a bit afraid to talk to her. You had to be there T.. are you eating that or not? If you’re not. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel......Chapter 2 If you think about it.. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. she read my memo and called me. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me. give it here.. They say ignorance is strength.” Then.. She won’t remember anything from last night. it’s me.. Apparently.” .. Let’s go get something to eat... Then she told me to take care of the bill. I’m hungry.. she knows the area well.. send me an email. and when she was done.. and then she would. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’... I’m hungry too. as soon as she woke up.. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said. $. I couldn’t believe it. she was waiting outside... To be honest.. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you. Completely wasted.. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes. Damn it. brave..T We went to the nearest restaurant...... b.... why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach... then told me “You’re buying. She must live somewhere around here. Me: Yes ma’am.. and started munching on it.) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel. she took it from me.. she’s very brave. -_-. she looked at mine and said “Hey.....$... Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so. She ordered two coffees without asking me...but. So yes. Get over here..
and I started feeling sorry for her. ~... then.. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of. she was crying.. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one.. She didn’t remember my face. Plus.. I did it because I was really scared. drank until she were gone. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong... I lived in Seoul. so I came back. We went outside the shop. her eyes were saddened. Is she? She’s really shameless. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup. sounded like a movie with chunks missing. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie.. On her ID. That evening.. Suddenly... and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping. Again... She’s a lot more tougher than she looks... Then. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened.).. Then we started to drink. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable.A thought crossed my mind....~ ~.. just like last night.. then she told me.. then told me that she was dumped yesterday.” What the hell... she began to cry in front of me. Then she started telling me about yesterday. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday. she was a whole new person.” ... She was breathtaking.. “Give me some money for taxi.@ (The waitress) –. she was unconscious.~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @.. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you..000 won ($10).. So I gave her 10. She said she would call me at night.... she might drink too much again. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- .. She said her goodbyes. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl. I wasn’t going to pay this time.. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. she was really calling me. I was a bit nervous. people start looking at me. I’m a nice guy. right? Actually. I met her at the coffee shop again.
. and of course. I’m treated like a 74. so I thought. maybe. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through. -_-..... and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain.. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know. She’s younger than me.. there are lots of stories to be told. She must have changed into..... which meant I had to go to school.. My friend are all 74... Here’s a good news... then I told her.’.. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. she’s on my back. But I gave it up. I’m sure she feels the same way about me too..... It’s been pretty horrible three months. I could hear my own heartbeats. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975)... The owner welcomed us. Then I went to the same motel last night.. I felt sorry for her.. there were plenty of. but since my birthday is early. I use informal format with her as well now. into this.. . buying medicine and everything. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable. it’s been three months.. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!.. I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully.. and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am....1976). I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly... and slept in the corner.. I think you’re a 76. And yes. area.. Something was wrong about her. In any case. Tomorrow was Monday.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend.. After confirming that she was younger than me. Owner: Go ahead.. -_-.... Right now.. She really was pretty. but “Love” is too heavy. also at the chest.... Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah.. and I’m older. ‘Please don’t throw up. She’s not acting like a drinker. Chapter 3 So... Once again. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol.. ‘dates’. recognizing us.... “Like” is too casual. but..) Me: I..
’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process.. I just wanted to run away. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her... She sat right next to me.. She goes to S university. I was at school. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. I blame my friends.. I turned around and pretend to be asleep. Few days later.. when students were late for classes. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. Whenever I got some money. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. in lecture.. I could hear her footsteps. I hoped she didn’t notice me. so though students recognized each other.. Then she told me she was coming here. I blame alcohol.. I blame the world. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it. she called me. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays.Girl: Oh.. the lecture started at 2. so she wanted to do something... then you use informal too. they use back doors. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. Quietly. she was one brave student. And yes... I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon.. And that’s how I got to use informal to her. Then she said out loud. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class.. And then. But people were talking left and right. so I couldn’t get out until 5. a reason to go to this class. Our tough. She was coming towards me.... I’m a college student. Something wasn’t quite right. At 2:30. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. tough girl. ‘She’s new. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. As soon as I found out it was her. and everyone looked towards it... We have a strange connection. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. After lunch. It’s not like I could stop her. . the front door of the lecture hall burst open. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. Usually. really? How old are you? Ok. Whoever this was. and we spent the two nights in a motel.. She said she didn’t have class that day.. Then the class continued.. I’m not that impressive myself.
.. It felt kinda good. I’m not exactly a model student. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. ‘That guy’.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long.. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. Two hours left.” I thought to myself ‘Moron... During the CAD class. And sat back down. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me.. She followed... This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. I’ll count you as present. But.... “Hey. she told me “Ok”. I didn’t do anything to her. What the hell. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert.. I got up quickly. but she was nowhere to be seen. “Gyeon-woo. I just decided to take the F. In all honesty. the class continued. of course. Let’s work on her after class. . What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. After 10 minute break.... and that you were the father. She was waiting for me outside.. Then I couldn’t go to that class again. idiot.. Haha. so the professor told them what she told him. So I told her. I’d be known throughout the school as..“Bro. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. This girl. The students complained about letting me go. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. I could not ditch this class.... and told me we should go somewhere else.. she was definitely capable. I wouldn’t have believed it. But. Then the break came. In case she started talking to me.. Surprisingly. the girl next to you is really cute.... so go ahead.” “Huh? Professor. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent..” If someone else had to me this.. Everyone was looking at me with envy.” Yeah.. Just kill me instead..
I can't get there by subway in half an hour. on Wednesday.. Thank you.. I didn’t go to class at all. Yes... scary.. actually... . you know why.. but I don't have any classes either. So I took the cab.... Anyway. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house. She really did have a bottle of soju with her. She didn't call beforehand.... "You have half an hour.. she probably would have drank it all by herself.. He told me it was gonna become a campus legend..... and. made a mess. Without an exception.Afterwards..... but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!". and only took the final. and told me. She came to my class in a Wednesday and... "I'm at Shin-do-rim station. . she called me. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration. That’s not all.." .... I have a bottle of soju with me. One in 120 gets an A in that class.. people were talking and talking. So people started hating me even more. ..... you had to work your ass off to get a B. This one time. Like I wrote from last chapter. she called me that day as well. For the people who know why. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge.... right? Yes." ..T) Once again. And.. I can't... If I didn't get there in time.. You've read all the writings so far. and I’m already left out.. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays. any classes I took..... A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will. (My tuition.. I have to get there in 10 minutes. so get here in half an hour. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far.T... It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service........ That class. ^^ I live for people like you. T.. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays... Especially Wednesday.T I live in Shin Dang district. Oh.. She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain.
I ran away. she even bought the day-pass. but now. Then.. I wish I could go inside.... I found myself drowning in the lake. When you ask them to ride something scary... I can take the subway as long as I run like hell... I felt so bad for her." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy.This is where my war begins.. in the old days. and all that stuff. and screams... with strangers. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell... I stood by her side. I thought she might jump into the lake.. lakes.. she called out a passerby... She wanted to take a closer look.. sat there. the mood was just right. there were streetlights. But today.. so we just. just hamburgers.. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty. Apparently.. She suddenly said to herself. It was getting dark.. girls turn really cute in amusement parks. I bought lunch. I guess she got tired of picking fights. . Whatever..com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards.. she would be the same. she wanted to drink beers.. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers). and what with the streetlights.. and hid behind a bench. She's probably thinking of her ex again..... T. Already. In her eyes. the place was crawling with gangsters. they pretend to be scared. she started to cry.... Usually. she didn't say anything.. By the time we finished... Though she was tough on the outside.T. (A part indoor. Right? I thought..... it's just soft drink. 30 minutes. But just a can of beer?. Who the hell are you? Crazy....." I became a bit tense. Maybe she had a good day......... So we went through the bushes and went closer. she was pretty generous with time limit. She wants to go to Lotte World. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube.. "That lake is so pretty.. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches.. we went to Sukchon Lake. then...... Out of nowhere... she was so fragile inside. we sat down too.. There wasn't much to do. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl....
... You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day.. please call the number below. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet.I tried to get out... I can't swim. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend. a daily newspaper had a small headline. When can she recover from all that? Next day.. there wasn't any other way." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere.. so she pushed me into the lake... Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. No one knew what to do.. I know. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely.. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake.. Me: Hey.. I could hear the siren by then. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night. I couldn't be angry at her either. .. I asked later. I was just sad.. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. The land is in front of me. and went to a local station. a Local Man Attempts Suicide. By then. No one tried to help me.. *If I'm completely out of my mind. but no one tried to get me out. No. I couldn't say anything.. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk.. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless... you guessed right. Even she must have been surprised... what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards.. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. She wanted to see how deep the lake was. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'. People by the lake gathered around.... She was nodding all along. so I eventually crawled out... but. I really felt for her.
.. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink... I had a blinding headache. young man. Jemoolpo Station... I.. "Listen. uh. then her uncle. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. trying to figure out where I was.. I don't remember anything after that...... This is Jemoolpo station... Then I fell asleep..... It really was Jemoolpo station...... I was always pressured by her time limit. and using a soda can as a pillow. standard.. Why am I in here? Let me out.. But then." "No. (Still. I was in jail.. My life was over. Half an hour later. I drank two bottles that day. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench. *gags* *burps* I'm at.. -_-.. my beautiful and tough girl game in. 30 minutes is pretty generous.. and had a painful thirst as well..... You have to get off here. the world really is a nice place to live in.. You gotta come here... and I had to head home only semi-consciously. A cop got me a cup of water.. I just sleep. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney.. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge.. and get meeee. .. When I arrived at the Subway station. She was worried because I did something very out of character.. "Sir. in 30 minutes.S..I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. there were some coins thrown in front of me. but all I remember is calling her. at least.. well. and he lived in Jemoolpo." She lives in Bupyeong. It's me. "Hey!. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around. Apparently. I was a complete stranger.. I tried to remember what happened. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then. at least. barefoot.. quietly. When I woke up. saw me sleeping under the station bench. I realized she hadn't come last night. I took the lane heading to Inchon.. thank you. My stomach was not feeling good at all. was appealing). Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone. and called her uncle in the middle of the night..." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. -_-.. If you think about it. And then I called her.
' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. but still. I'm a mental patient. Sometimes.. I'm going to Xerox it.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station. she beat the living hell out of me.. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name.. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) .. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. at the point of writing this. (It's already too long. Also. she put one in mine. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend. It's pretty cool. she'll kill me. certain situations) in our wallets... posting it on a website for people to read. and of course. she agreed to put me in jail.. -_-. *Hello.. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung. Oh.. Also... That day. this is Gyeon-woo 74.. Hello. so if you see me acting crazy. but if I wrote the answers before the story. If something happens to me. -_-. it doesn't look good. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. right? She has nothing to do with her. Later when I get a job at an office.. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in.. 'You're worse than me. I'm completely out of my mind. Remember that the author is... and told me that if I do something like this again..... I really hate her friend.. he's not acting that pissed off either.) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal... a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter.... Hahyung is suffering because of me. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA.
. I got there in hour and half..I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www. If there's a good position open. she calls me... And yes. If the visited counter is lower than before....... And I'm a really poor guy.. Is it still on?) She's very smart too. She receives scholarship awards... I thought all my fingers were going to break.. she's. and it's gonna cost about 50. \_/ From here.... if you ask me.... I told her we should just post a picture of us. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour.. there's no way subway can get there in one hour. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station... very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty.....) She's a senior in college right now.... how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die.kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good.000 won ($50).. (I have nothing to say.. then she beat the crap out of me..... I'm going to be killed along with my fingers. Now.....) . Taxi? Yeah. no..... (Too much TV. she wants you to know that she's very qualified. What excuse would I use? No.. I don't know what to say to this. but only express taxis. (She thinks internet can do everything. I'm going to write this the way she want me to.hs. I'm writing the way she wanted me to. wherever she gets a job at.jayang.jpg) (Once again.... I apologize sincerely once again. I wanted to keep the middle ones.) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him.. chapter six." She's very pissed off.. male employees are gonna suffer.) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?..
.. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! ... I don't want to do this either. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered. I don't know why. Anything she need? Doesn't exist.. speaking of murder. I have to survive. might murder me.. but on the calendar. I apologize once again.. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. no wonder you're so. but . I get more and more nervous... So I reminded them that I was a rabbit.. Birthday.. please edit out the sentences in parentheses.. you know why..... this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again... Instead of something I can buy. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75.... her birthday is April 16th.. anyway. Think about it... his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me. and she's a economic administration major. Money? She has too much.. as her birthday approaches day by day. I thought about doing something for her instead..... Me? As I said before. as she opens the trunk of the car.. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. doves....She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis.. a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce. I'm 75 Rabbit.. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him.. it's in June... Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. right? Please. what should I get her.. either in January or February." What a great bunch of friends. but my friends are 74 Panthers. I'm dirt poor. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon)... Please? I'll buy dinner. Chapter 7 On her ID.... If I try to pass the day by without doing anything.. (Note: Most likely. then they said "Idiot. Oh. right? Fast 75.. (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this.. she.
But. and even got an autograph (awesome!). and tell her.. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. secured her safety belt.. I was in charge of operating some rides. Apparently. or a driver's license. saying that they'll get fired.. (Picture reference: http://en.. they still couldn't find a better job..wikipedia. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up..... As I stretch my two arms to the sky.. but they refused. Kim Hee Sun came to the park. I don't have a car.000 won ($100)..000 won ($50).. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200. and there'll be security in the place anyhow... There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years). (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy. this is all I got...... would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50. I used to work at an amusement park. take her near the carousel.. . but I couldn't give up.org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too.. I immediately called my friends who were still working there.. and turn on whatever the ride she wants.. In the middle of the night. I took her ticket.. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy.. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them.... Me: Fine. I would go with her into the amusement park. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. 100.. So... but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage... bribe them for me... this was it.
.. The day has come. I decided we would climb the wall." I stretch my arms.. Then we ride the pirate ship. she would be quite unpredictable... She's yelling at me.. the day is almost over. Just the two of us. and I have to keep her with me till the late night. She's.. with both arms stretched out.. As we go on... they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less.. . being completely out of your mind. and we ride the carousel. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this.. I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel.. but there weren't any...... It's 1 in the morning. And I quickly pretend I was yawning... I'm so proud of my brain cells. and I took 10 minutes. The day before her birthday. going for a drink would be the best solution... one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them....."This is my magic for you. A bouquet? I don't have one. Then we move on to the pirate ship.. She climbs over in seconds.... we have to move in at late night..... Of course.. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts. but.. I have to endure it. You're good at that right?. please? Let's be crazy and just do it. I didn't really answer. I tried to find a side door..... We arrived at the wall of the park.. Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night. then the carousel turns on with music.. Passerby are staring at me.. she asked me why we're going there... so I figured the front gate would be closed. They tell me everything is ready.. I practiced in front of the carousel... probably an expert wall climber. I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. I called my friends I was heading over there. if she drinks a half a bottle. It's her birthday...
.. right?) In any case. they all got fired. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved...... the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. they tried to bribe the security.... Since they promised. her uncle. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So... what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening.. We headed over to the carousel... Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry. spent the night in jail together. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day. Next day. they can't risk getting fired. we're at the police station...... Then.. but they refused... .. yes. After getting yelled by security for hours.. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel.. she and I.My heart was beating loudly.. along with my friends. out of nowhere. sir.... we were sent to the police. This is my second time in jail.. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail. "This is my magic for you.. Finally... came by and took care of it....... She must have been taken by surprise. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. it was very dark. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen.. Since that job was the only way they can support their families.. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. everything was going according to the plan. whispered. In front of the carousel.. and as practiced. "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift..." I stretch my arms to the sky. (you remember the first time. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. and we couldn't see anything. She's about to cry. Carousel is turned on. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. See. I hear whistles.
." and decided to play squash (you know. really...... She has almost moved on from him now.. I beat them all.. PC House. . I'm still marked by her uncle. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1. rapists. You won't believe me. robbers. when the weather turned really nasty. Drug dealers. motel (?). . so it'll be the 100th day since we've met... video place. please email me. this 100th day? If you have a good idea. but there are sides of her that are cute like that... Judo.. In Taekwondo. -_-.. She called me and reminded me.. I .. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication. what would I do for her. For two months. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys). because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months.. She's really rough.. Of course. You don't believe me? ... a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves. That's right. but I'm a martial artist too.... And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again. one degree.. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV. movies. And once again..But......... murderers. You're right.. It was July. Hapkido.... and Kung Fu.. it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway... But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something. I just wanted her to be happy...... I have... jail -_-). What is she up to?.. I don't think she had time to think about him at all.. To tell you the truth... Kendo... there's no way I'd remember something like that. I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist.. Pretty soon. and took the first place!!!. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar....
. But Kendo is a pretty tough sport.. Whatever. so I was pretty confident.. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. Me: Okay. Me: I. I started to get nervous.. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No. ...... the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough. Yes...... I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks. Don't regret it.. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo. She has no idea what's coming. She must've been angry that she lost.... the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish. ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight. So we go to the Kendo gym. Me: I don't want to drink with you.. the result? Of course I won. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here. When I was little. ever....... she wanted to do Kendo.. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her.... and even if she did.never played squash before.. So.. how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and. "Hey.. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-..... but I did have some experience with Tennis..." From here. I can win against her in something... long time no see. wanted to make a bet..... Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me. I was confident once more.. there was no way she knew how to do Kendo.... and I was back to my old self again. It's a murder on your shoulder and back. She... Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of. Her: Then. and. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over... I think I have a stomach cramp.
. then I don't remember what happened.. and there's tension in the air. Hey! When I watched it on TV.(Kinda like this. it was her.) We both have the bamboo swords. so she still owes me a wish..... How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day.... What should I tell her?... I just pretended I was knocked out. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I. 3 meters apart. is scary as hell... BAM! She went straight for my head. then a cramp in my head.. waist.. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and. smoking. and opened my book... It was awesome. That's right. then. and came back to my seat. I feel sudden pain at my side... I could see the ceilings.... sometimes... I called for timeout. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. I went to school. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept... Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack. But if I had gotten hit.. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day... washed my face with cold water... I begin to sweat. I'd won the squash game.. but my phone started to vibrate. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee. It looked as if it was rising. Wait!. I answered. . And now I'm getting sleepy... She approaches.. Any case. isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this... And ardently I. A girl with Kendo degree.. but me. I was barely conscious... With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .... And of course. but not the fight... it probably would've killed me.. it went head. slept... falling asleep in less than 5 minutes... barely awake..... and I stare right at her sword. leg. I could see the stars.. I study.... who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something. got a place in the library. head.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch.
. Think your local university.. this is why I can't even study at the library. disgusting. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. -_-. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun." Suddenly.... so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful).. Lunch was a few minutes ago. coffee shops... the silent library became noisy. But then.." "I have to study today." "No." She wants jajangmyun. our orders are switched. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See. What should we get?" "Just whatever. and she tells me "Hey."Hello?" "Hey.. I quickly got my bag packed..).. she said "I'm hungry." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate.. Hurry up. Do you want to die. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right.. and the street right next to it filled with shops.htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks. that was sweet of her. kinda salty." "Wait.. so meet me there." . and neither of us had anything to eat so. etc. kinda sweet. It is a noodle with black bean sauce... here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood... I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there.... the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single.. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there.. something feels wrong... I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library.." In the drowsiness of my sleep. The double one is mine.info/cuisine/nudle/p_11.
I ate three bowls. but she still has one more to go." We shouted at the same time and started eating.." "Can I get jjamppong (once again.. but like I said.. I finished mine. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun). I picked up my chopsticks. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image. we need one more single.. and so is she. The owners aren't even working...jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun.. for us to have eaten the same amount. you have to eat one more single. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl.... can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl.... and said....... and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit.ohmynews.... I ask the waitress "I need another double here. I told her "Hey. but are too busy staring at us..... as if we were crazy. Everyone was looking at us. other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them.. it was just like that. there's another double in front of me.." She doesn't let up "No... and now." At this point.." Daikon pickles fly at me. Before finishing mine. . your first bowl was a single.. she finished.. "Let's go. she says "Hey. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one.. I'm finishing up mine... even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us. so it's not fair.... you know. I have my pride. with that black sauce. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D. ma'am. You have to get another one.. But I have my pride too...... You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit.. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double. "No way! Ma'am. But."Then.
So.. we're about to faint...." We ate. threw up in front of them....... and.. We got in front of a Baskin Robins. yellow mucous right next to us."We have to finish this. After a while. Everything is. Then some guy passed by. I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason. I'm an engineering major... .. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us. We try to stop it...... but we looked at the .. I managed to eat 2/3 of it. And we looked around.. on Saturday. So we sat. while holding the telephone poll. That was around 3 pm. and was watching us.... if someone hit my stomach right now. we started to throw up. coughing and then spitting thick. then.. But... She was writhing with pain. the noodles are near my throat...... "How much?" "Let's see. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. 2 singles and 5 doubles.... like I said.. the sun looks like a daikon pickle. and on her face. 20 bucks." She ordered another double. "I can't walk anymore.... meaning that the place was packed with people. she's an econ major. went at it again.... black... and we left the place.... we were holding hands (lovely) and... and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it. result........ Everyone looks like delivery boys.. She tells me... I cringe and looked at her.. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk... let's rest here for a second... Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face... shaking. collapsed near a telephone poll. damn it. We saw that. and we stood up...
“Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um..I took her hand and ran... No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. I went back to school on Monday... Well.. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship. but some guys in my major was talking in groups.. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind." I thought I was having a heart attack. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah. ugh. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun.. I know.. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. my parents won’t be home for two days.. After that... I went to the University street... I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. "So last Saturday.. thanks to the jajangmyun residue. . I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls. at least that guy didn't know it was me.. But I still have no idea what they ate... Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant.. so come over and I’ll make you something. it was all black and. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best. and I got a call from her.... and their face was covered with that black stuff.
even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich. just in case. Once inside. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. and my face turned a several shades whiter. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late.She’s…. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” ..]. and… Well. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States.
with her head on my chest. not DVD… lol remember. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. it’s a special ramen. “Do you want to eat it. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. . I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. She was still sleeping. While watching her sleep. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. Her head was right next to mine. Looks good. she promised to make something really special for dinner.“Yeah. I decided that the movie was no good. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. I turned my head towards the right side. messing with me. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen.
Picture reference: http://www. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. I began to cry. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me.sangganews. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. “Type these for me.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. I drank a 1. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. .
this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense.. the author does go back and forth a lot. Contrary to the context of the word. places.. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. in the original work. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon.. it literally means cute. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". translations will continue at a faster pace. Gyeon-woo. I include pictures of foods. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. meaning. like a cuddly baby chick.. This is due to the fact that. And just to be on the same page. It's me. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. In this very chapter. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again... I promised to introduce you to them. I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather.. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. okay?” . The humor. attitude. this translation is not word-for-word.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey..” “..” “W-wait. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. I promise :-) Also..I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. So hurry. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost.
This is the guy I was telling you about. As soon as I got to the table. Sweetie~” At the same time..jpg) ... (Ugh. and two other girls. Her: Hey. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. her...) The group consisted of me.. and after discussing what to do next. Pic reference http://www. but.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu.. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans.. rice cakes. We ordered soon after we were introduced.co.The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station... so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that... just with spoons. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. five of them total. she began to speak. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there.. guys.. The theater was practically empty... there's a guy in the group as well. they were feeding each other in turn. His name is Gyeon-woo. Gyeon-woo: H-hello. So. a couple. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other. Anyway. fruits. you came! Sit down. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. .. After leaving the coffee shop. huh. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us. but.videoman. we all decided to go watch a movie.. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. it means I'm not much to look at. No hands.. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. when they say that I'm cute. I just wanted a coke.. and no saliva on the spoon. the two girls ordered coffee. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans. “Aw. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility... and sweetener.
It was a bit nauseating to see. Both of our mouths were full of popcorn. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically.. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer. and the popcorn went into the air.. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place.. .. We were playing rock. One for him. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more.. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple.. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser...... yeah. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. I glanced at the other couple. one for her.. and they were holding each other's free hand. After making her promise not to drink too much. we went to get something to drink.... (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I. her and I. She does laugh a lot more than she used too.. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please. right.. kissing in public. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle.. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder.. They were in each other’s arm. the girl had her hand on his waist. At the same time. To make it worse.. making a rather nice firework. (You know why... One for him. Heh heh heh. we'd never get that nauseating with each other. We both pulled.. Ugh. one for her. making unusually large noise... paper..The lights went out and the movie started. aggressive.
right foot. and we must have missed the evening rush.. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong.. she wins. I took her back to her house then too.. Me: Have it your way then.. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot. right foot.. It was so close. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). I never lose at Odd/Evens. I'll list them off later. ugh.. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. right. I could've gotten a perfect victory.. I win. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years). It was a bit late at night.... a lot...Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again. she might beat me up.. Third kid.. There are about a million games you can play in the subway. Me: It's 2:1.. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin. T.T But I don't have a choice this time.. If anyone wants to challenge me.... he steps over with his left foot. It takes about an hour.... and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even. Here we go! . You hit twice... What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal.. If they step over with their right foot. so I'll just hit you once. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands.. Winner takes all the coins). I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there.. okay? Her: No way. Right after we broke up. right foot.. let me know. I don't really like taking girls back to their house. I need to pay my phone bills. and I'll hit once. so we decided to play games on the way. To make it worse..
Her: Fine. and opens her eyes. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes.” .. she gets tired of waiting. Me: Here what go? .... People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us. -_-.. Hah. She then made a suggestion. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard. she is the law.. Her: This is unfair. and they were still very disciplined.. here we go. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car... I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb.... both of us using fingers. so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. You're right. I am sadistic. 1 meter... Girls can't get slapped. here.. Now. if I lose... 2 meter. after all. Left foot... This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders.... Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What.. Yes.. They were all privates or PFCs. She must've gotten really scared.... Left foot.. we.. Left foot... and they still march on beat? Damn newbies. I told you I was sadistic. I knew it.. I get to slap you on the face instead. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. Her: All right. I get slapped... Her: No way. go!!! “Left foot..... Left foot.. With my middle finger. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: . Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. Whoa.. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders. They're on leaves.I first place my fingers over her forehead... 3 meter.
. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside..... she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one. from stifling their laughter. 'he's going to take my side.. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: ....... Me: Hey! Look at that moon. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on. I suddenly stood up. I literally saw stars. 'Fine. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name. she touched my left cheek lightly again. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire.. then turned around and came toward us. just kill me.. . for maximum effect... She was so nice. 4th slap.... Everyone that just stared at us is about to die.. but I left them alone. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat.. This was no joke.Her: Come on. Me: Hey..' I thought. My left cheek became all red and swollen. 'He's a guy. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people. She lightly touched my left cheek. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant. realizing what was about to happen. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while. She then lightly touched my right cheek. I was shaking without noticing. right foot. There were four left...' I closed my eyes tightly.. 3rd slap. remembering how crappy life is during the military service.. Right foot.... My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity... she hits me on the jaw. Everyone was staring at us.. So that takes care of one hit. right foot. The guy next to me suddenly stood up..
traditionally...... so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway.. too intent on watching us. or semesters. During breaks or holidays. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very.) She has never called me that once. Everyone around us has become very quiet. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night. The middle finger starts to shake from strains. These are her pet names for me.. even though it was really early in the morning.... Zzzzzz “Her”: Right.. The whole arm starts to shake. 'retard'.M.. but then. Her: . so get some rest then come out. My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger. Chapter 13 She was calling me. huh? Me: No. turned out it was noon already.. Oppa. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . In modern context... *Yawn* .......) I was about to hit. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits.... “Her”: Yeah right. I was. what girls call their older brother or older male friends. okay? Me: Okay. 'idiot'.. I'll give you a call around 6 P.) I place my finger just like last time. very different. no. Me: Hey. I felt very warm inside. (T/N: Oppa is... uh. studying. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life.. Suddenly. It has always been 'Hey you'.. 'bastard'. My cheek stopped hurting. you were on the internet all night again. The guy turned around and grinned.. (ha! Losers can't say anything... this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends.. -_-...“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world. *Yawn* .. well...
I'll just wash my face and be there. and dragged me along. It was 7 P.. She said she'll call me at 6 PM. I was looking for Her around. She was going to buy dinner... *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. It's me.. What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you.. Gyeon-woo.. “Her”: Hey.. And my phone began to ring on the way. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up..zzzz. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay.... I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore. yeah.zzz. Suddenly.. Oblivious to my realization.. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-.. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant. I mean.. but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me. someone came next to me and nudged my arm. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? .......M... even for a Saturday night.. long time no see. It was her... It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends. in all probability... confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today. Sun Mi: Hey.....zzz... I looked at my watch.zzzz... Sun Mi told me that she was hungry.. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her. I took my phone out and saw this... an old friend of mine.. but from Sun Mi.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago..... Yes. that's right... Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey.. gimme 30 minutes.. Sun Mi.
She went over to the counter. but she wanted to eat here... I studied English for god knows how many years. Basically... she was saying 'Good evening.. this is my first time too. because she started to talk in English.. I don't think she spoke any Korean. that's just BS.... Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi. Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English...... It was out of batteries.. Me: Um....... Um.. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody. or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant. I have no idea. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well... that's like English phrases you learn in middle school. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that. I don't usually go to this kind of place. *static* Where the hell are. But I tried my best... Waitress: Good evening. Me: Hey.. you do it.. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . Forget English.. very broken English) . -_-.. (T/N:... damn it... it took me by surprise. Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-.. I'll just have what you're having.. is this lucky.. but the waitress was from another country... did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No. Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow.. but to actually hear it in real life situation.... was looking away......... and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament.. speak! Please. but still they're sticking with the same waitress...... are you ready to order?'.... Me: You order it.. (T/N: in English.. not knowing what to do. The waitress came back. Me: No. Of course... they could probably tell we couldn't speak English.. This is embarrassing.“Her”: Hey! You little. what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here. I barely speak Korean.. Sun Mi and I both looked at each other....
..... Sun Mi wanted coke... I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well. I was drenched in sweat. No. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her. Me: Hambag Steaki.. Because of the trouble with the waitress.. . but an actual conversation can be. (T/N: English) Huh..... my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks. Me: No thank you. I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything. Even though it was a middle school level English.... but the batteries were still out. But.. Our. Me: Speak slow please.. but I chose to use the public phone instead. when we were finished. The sky was falling.. I remembered something very.... and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one.. very painful English) Waitress: Yes... the waitress came back..... let's just eat hamburger steaks.Sun Mi: Hey. well..... Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence. Whew! At last..... could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts. Mother.. Sun Mi offered her cell. but..... I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts. I had completely forgotten about her calls. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! ........ confusing...T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge. Coffee and coke.. the coffee tasted like poison. Then.. she couldn't just take the dishes away.. very unpleasant. Her calls. what now... It was actually really good. Just give us two hamburger steaks. Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way......... two!! ok? (T/N: in English..... What did she just say? Luckily.. I tried to call her.. (T/N: English) What.
It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see..... But. so if you don't want to come. Even if it kinda hurts inside. It's not like we're actually dating.... hehehe.. But. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? . There was no way it would've ended like that....... there was. Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh.... where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah.. So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up.. my cell doesn't have any batteries.. Her: Hello.. she'll beat the crap out of me. Me: Hey.. the next day. um.I pressed her phone number one by one... She called me in the morning. it was Sunday. you know. of course..... Sorry. I'm with a guy right now.. If I go near her when she's this angry.... I don't feel guilty at all. I'll be beaten to death.... sorry..... Me: Today's not a good day.. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other. there's something I have to take care of..... um. Chapter 14 Yep.. To be honest.. But it still kinda hurts.. she's trying to make me jealous.. what happened was... Hah.... Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro... That wasn't the end.... and I was sleeping. The next day.. uh. my fingers were shaking. right.. -_-.... preserving my life is much more important. I'm with a girl too. don't come.. If I fall for that and go there. Do whatever you want. Her: Fine.
. it was a little past lunchtime. surround sound. Typically.. She was already there waiting for me.... she just picked one.. it's not a Facebook group or anything like that).. And I was the only one speaking. Back in 94 or 95.. So far.. when they need privacy. there weren't anything to do. it changed a lot since. you know. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry.. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. but she didn't even look at me.. but I haven't been to one since.. ... I took her to lunch. and to even imply that I should violate it. I am really screwed now.. I approached her. and hopefully save me. She wasn't her usual self. Don't talk back to her or confront her. out of guilt.. let's go eat something”....” and “I'm hungry.. but she still wasn't saying anything. She then stood up.... She must be really angry. I sat down. Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks. It felt like a scene in Misery. but she didn't say anything....) I've never been to a Video Room with her before... She called me and told me to come out....It's a sacred tradition in our country. just become a Yes-Man for today. It's the end times.” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection.. “Let's go watch a video. we drank our coffees. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private.. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch. actually. all we've said to each other was “Hey. I prayed.... mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet. Without saying anything... I kinda blew her off last night. T.. I paid for the coffees... I'm here.... I was getting hungry. internet social groups would meet in places like these. I tell you..T It was a small cafe in Shinchon.. This made me even more nervous.... Then we went to the room. After lunch..... and a very private setting. so I guess I was being sluggish... a comfortable couch. even I would've been upset. well.. that there were some windows around.. Poor me. I was really nervous that day. To be fair.. and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me.... I told myself 'Just be really careful.. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious.. and I had no idea what she was thinking... She was just looking at an empty space. Then she finally said something. it is used by couples for... and I followed her....' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to.. I would've preferred that..
. Her: Do whatever you want... I tried to drink mine really quickly. no one could see what was going on inside. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But..: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch... Me: Hey. this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all. while I was able to take two sips..... We sat next to each other as the movie started. I kept looking at her during the movies. well. she was about to drink her second pint... What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone... so I prepared myself to block anything..” Drink. hold on a minute... ... but I stopped her.. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers. and ordered another pint. really out of it. She then said her second sentence of the day. I promised myself something. I was getting really curious... A pint is.. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers.. She looked... and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either.. but she still didn't say anything.... 9) with you'..... this was the only way for me to survive tonight. While I was meeting her.. The movie was over... Me: If you go unconscious again.. I already told myself to do anything she wants today. she drank hers in two gulps...... and she still hasn't said a thing.. crap. I'm just going to leave you on the floor.... With this much alcohol in her...... So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad. I just looked at her hands.But.. I couldn't even tell what the movie was about.. But I couldn't help it. the room we got was completely isolated from the outside... It was driving me insane... her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face. “Let's go drink.. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system..
“That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me... where should I take her? You think. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome. But what was I supposed to do. but the sun was still out.. Remember. and was about to carry her... really? Heh heh heh heh. she couldn't fall asleep quietly.. Is it. carrying mode.. picked up her bag and mine.. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong.. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk. But. dragging on the floor mode. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table... nothing happened between us. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill. like those bullets in the Matrix.Me: Something's obviously wrong. She was passed out drunk.... but decided to help her up instead. And this time we didn't go to a motel.. like I've already said numerous times. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people. Hey.. Well.. and I only had two sips of my beer. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. piggyback mode.. she drank her second pint. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie. People looking? Oh yeah..... It was to be expected.. we went back to the video room. which one of these movies are the longest? ... so the daytime was still pretty stretched out. perverts.. Me: Say. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel... How could I go there twice in one day? . and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub.. -_-.. but I was used to it by now. It was summer. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore. then fell asleep on the table. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad... they were staring at us......... And of course. Wait a minute.. We got out to the Shinchon streets.... Despite me trying to stop her. Supporting mode.. three gulps this time....
she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well. not just sleeping.... I thought to myself 'What the hell.. To be continued.. after all.I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty. Me: ^^..Owner: -_-........ it kinda got to me as well.. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk. but her cheeks were bright red. and then there's the beatings.. . who seems to be dependent on you. this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not... above all.. I sat her down.. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt... well. I have my morals and pride. probably from the alcohol.... I was mostly staring at her breasts... So. . pride? Objectively speaking. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute. what am I saying. . But.... ugh.. -_-. (... there was a very pretty girl. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place.. you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. I. With her. well. ha.... The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us. when I saw her sleeping.... if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake... I put her on the couch. her eyes were closed..... But! That would be if I was with a normal girl. I took a look at her. but she wasn't moving an inch. Even if it means getting slapped. she wasn't wearing much make up.. Chapter 15 She was sleeping. You can wipe off that drool now. and I'm a guy too... lay her down on the couch. It kinda hurt my pride... but unconscious after having too much to drink...
. well.. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her.. 'She's really pretty.. Even if it was stealing a kiss.. Hehe. but I kept looking at her.. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath.. I'll leave her side without saying anything... next to her on the couch. it was very warm. . What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and.' and sat down.. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.I won't put it in details... even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes.. Then. For no reason at all.. but........... When she is able to love someone again. The video room was pretty good..) In any case..... I thought 'Fine.... my heart was beating very fast..... see.. I almost fainted from the smell. I haven't really written much about that side of her. even though I haven't done anything. she moved around a little and. I could feel her breathe... I wish I had been some sort of strength for her.. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry. In any case.. I was facing her. I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell... and find someone to love again...oh.. I could feel my logical side going numb. that I am not the person she'll fall in love with.... I went closer to her. but all those images began to flash before my eyes.. You know.. my heart felt heavy.' If I kiss her now. there was only a small space between her lips and mine. and I almost got killed in the process too. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all........ (she censored this part out. And I also pray. When I was thinking this..... But it was a little sad too. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future.... And we weren't really going out in the first place.... BURRRP! . laid. So I wish..... the couch was almost a bed. I felt like I wronged her. Images of her suffering and her sadness. I thought. .
. she was already pale to begin with. She didn't tell me.. and He was really desperate. Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl... She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she.. I turned towards her and saw her again. I just sat down and watched the movie. He wanted to talk a bit.. but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries. the heavens must have punished me for it.. I was surprised. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie..) Her: Can I get some water. or. which chased away any drowsiness I felt before. Wake up.. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something. I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead. She moved around a bit. our noses were almost touching each other.. I don't know what He and She talked about. and kissed her forehead. who told you to drink like that? . A monk was chanting in the movie... My eyes and her closed eyes met.... women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! .. Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen. and my head really hurts.. (-_-..... Me: Well. And I began to fall asleep... ... She nudged me and said.. I was being a jerk after all.. and our lips were apart by. and a bit by bit. Her: Hey.. I closed my eyes as well. I got closer.). and I didn't ask.. I raised my head.. and with the lights..... she began to talk... so she agreed only if it was for a little bit. Slowly. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship.. But I could guess rather accurately....After I averted that crisis. by pure coincidence..... -_-.. And I stayed like that for about a minute. she didn't want to.. Then.. After drinking some water. ran into Him. Her forehead was pretty too... please? So I went out to get some water........ Idiot.. My kiss on her forehead woke her up..... I'm really thirsty.
Because I didn't want to influence her decision. I didn't go... I know. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him.. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much. I stopped calling her.. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish..That's when she called me. but. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? ... she called me... Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him. And I could tell... It was her choice. I only wish that her choice is the right one.. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her....... But that day.... Her: What's wrong with you. Yes. That's the extent of what I can do for her. I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot... or are you going to come out?”... If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him.. I didn't answer her calls. I should've just ignored everything and ran to her.. and that she was really confused as to what to do.... Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before... and She really loved Him as well.. I was just listening to her speak. not quite. it was her decision and hers only.. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. I started to regret my choice. but what to do about Him and Her. and that she won't have any regrets. after all. that she was wavering in her resolve. I won't do anything to stop her.. that He truly loved Her...... And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds... I'll be there to tend to her pain. Even when she said “Are you going to die.. I told her I was too busy... and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him. No. The reason I was avoiding her was...
.. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers.. began to dig painfully into my heart. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough. and you're not really answering your phone. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. to be more accurate. This was the first time I saw this person. Her voice on the phone was different. barely knew what “manners” meant..... Her: What about today? Me: Yeah. or if she needs me to be around a bit more... Like I said before.. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others... I wanted to see the fully healed Her. Yeah..... The word 'friend'.. Me: Oh. well... She was ready to make her decision..... .... The person who she was in love with before.... Friend.. I'm too busy.. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy.. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not. He looked like a nice person. plain-looking.. In order to see her.. Gyeon-woo. Sure enough... who was dirt poor. It felt like there was something different.. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me.. but for some reason.... and I promised someone to go somewhere.. She and I were friends. I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way..... for some reason. I could only hear the word 'friend'. “This is my friend. He was really different from me......... there was another person with her.” Yeah. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to. She introduced us to each other.... Friend. Another guy.. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me. I'm just busy and tired lately.. even her way of speaking was different from usual. and was dressed very well. He looked rich too... It's a secret but. I could tell from her voice that. he was good-looking. like you're mad or something. I was her friend.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to.
who have known her for so long... It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her. I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke. anyway?' I took a closer look at her.. no less. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with). actually. she only orders that when she is really upset about something.. I had nothing to say... He was smiling... She got up and said. um. at least.. 'what's he smiling about... I thought. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. and she just wanted to thank me for everything. And then..“And this is. didn't seem to know that about her.. Coke.. To her.. Actually....... I ordered coffee. It's not too surprising. And when she asked him something. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar. She was laughing..... she and I talked while he drank his coffee.. “Let's go... He was... OOO.... it has nothing to do with me now. they talked while I drank my coffee..... It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub. she drank her coke. When she asked me something. Because He was there.... 'she's finally going back to this person. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time. and he ordered coffee.' But I was stoic about it. but she's the one who arranged this meeting. Something is strange though.... for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. She just told me his name. As if she was nervous about something. But He. he wasn't a friend. my logical side had won against my emotion... ... who have loved her once. we all went to a very. And when there's an awkward silence.. very quiet pub for a drink. I thought. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then.. and get something to drink.. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background..” (T/N: Name censored by the author.. I didn't say anything.” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. and she ordered a coke. but something was different...
When you drink with one another.' . but it wasn't a cheerful table at all. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness.. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. Many thoughts crossed my mind... 'This is enough. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. As soon as I stepped into the bar. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. but we didn't really say anything to each other.. and noticed the mood of the place. I drank. not that I had anything to say to him. He must have expected her to sit next to him. but I was not enjoying myself.. and he went towards a rectangular table. There was a circular table. Both He and I got drunk. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him. But he was still going towards a rectangular table.. I really didn't care who she sat next to.. She must have thought the same thing. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger.. I came in right after.. Or... so she must be able to fall in love again... It wasn't intentional. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation.. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. does not mix at all. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed. I began to think..... At a rectangular table.' So I went to a circular table. To her... that wasn't the case between Him and me. but his confidence towards me in respect to her..There were two kinds of table at the pub. She followed me and called out to him to follow us. I should go sit at a circular table. He was the first one to go in. but. and a typical rectangular one.. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy.. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless.. I thought.... but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table. She wasn't drinking at all.. and that it has to be said under a clear mind. Because.. she's talking to both me and him in turns. We ordered drinks. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient.. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. 'Just like at the cafe..
........ you could've just told me something like this over the phone. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: ...... someone called me..... She asked me why I was getting up. Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired. and I answered I had to go to the restroom. She came down a few stairs. Me: If you wanted to tell me this.. My emotion took over from my logic and. For the first time.. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside... and wish her happiness in her love... What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again.. I said Me: You know. I just wanted to congratulate her.. is what I said... This wasn't what I wanted. I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain. I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! .. or I'll kill you! Me: -_-........ I shouted at her.... But I really just wanted to go home. Take care when you go back home.... you could've just called. so I'm going home. Hurry up. Many different emotions were all mixed up..... I thought I'll just call her on the way. If she called me and told me. As I went down the stairs.. And I sneaked out of the bar.. I got really angry at her.. okay? Her: Get back inside.... That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: .. and the things she said through her action..I got up from the table... it would not have been a big deal..... Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway... But when I saw Her with Him.... It was probably because I was drunk. . I would have just congratulated her.. What was wrong with me? Her expression then. coming near me.
. She was speaking. eyeball with my hand.... and looked at her with my other eye. grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand. no. I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion.. a big gaping hole began to form.... something flashed before my eyes. then go.. but.... I was trying to figure out what had just happened. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it.. I headed towards the subway station. Heartbreaking...Sadness... In my wish to congratulate her. .O Typically. and with her right hand. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in.. Happiness. It was her... turned me around by force.. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. I think they call it.... In my heart. But when I was making my way to the station. like a scene in a romantic movie.... and turned me around by force. I was stunned for about 5 seconds.... Suddenly........ Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station..... like this →... such human body part is referred to as an “eye”.... the name changes to something more professional and medical... WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye... “If you want to go.. Somewhere in my heart.. and a longing to say something.. She had ran towards me. but. 'Eyeball'. o. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder...... Warmth... and turned me around by force. even her voice carried too many emotions. I covered my eye-.” She couldn't finish her sentence... I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy..... a bit of sadness was mixed in. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs. it bruised up nicely.... I felt too many different things as well... In my expectation for me to be happy for her...
Perhaps........ You know... she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well.....” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol.. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. I ordered another drink... He asked her where she went. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time. The three of us got a rather big room. and she wasn't drinking in the first place. I agreed as well.. so I drank by myself.. but she didn't answer him.O If I didn't follow her. He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more..... She said “Let's go do some karaoke. He looked like he sobered up as well. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg... The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar.. I should've stayed there. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the .ball.. rubbing my left eyeball.Her: Follow me! Me: T. especially bruises around the eyes.. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar. so I followed her while putting some distance between us. is to rub a cold egg on the spot.... apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye. so he agreed.... A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand. But I walked out on her instead. for my right eye's sake. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes.. that moment was then.. that was the moment I had wished for. It was a bit embarrassing.. I was done drinking. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive. and we were out of food....
When I sing.. She gave the microphone to me. feeling of loneliness......youtube. dance. rock... Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing.. I have no idea if this is true... so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing. I don't really like going to karaoke.. (T/N: .. trot. I felt the pain of separation.. He was singing.. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” .. my friends all want to go to the restroom.. *shrug*). No matter what kind of song. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning. http://www. because he started to put in some numbers...com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 .. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me.. or whatever. I gave it to Him.com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me. it was her turn to sing..listeners a minor orgasm.... You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested.. you are my only one~~~ One day.youtube.. But I'm really good at using tambourine. You know.. long after you left me.. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good. she chose...) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:.. His eyes were fixed on Her. I can accompany it well with the.. tambourine... I was familiar with the concept. I suck at singing.. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing. to avoid listening to me sing. ballad..
She wasn't looking at Him or me... Me: Today was fun. but the situation was.com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you. He probably didn't want to see me next time either. I felt like this was her last song for me. So I picked a song and began to sing.. he had a car with him. I was thinking about waiting for her... I would cry like an idiot.. but then I thought that if I saw her.. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song.. she wasn't even looking at the screens. she would have to take the subway home.. I suck at singing. But..tistory. and he was holding onto her bag... and didn't know any song... He slung her bag on his shoulder. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. ...tistory. and she lived in Bupyeong.com %2F1275 OR http://depression01. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in. We kept singing back and forth until time was up..... Him: Yeah.. He lived in Inchon... I didn't want to sing.. I didn't think that I was in love with her either.... we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day. He was clapping.. plus......... We should hang out next time too. When she was with me.. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable.. it had to be this one........... (T/N: http://goodieds.. It wasn't because I had to part with her... My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening.com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds. She was still in the restroom. It was my turn.. She didn't say anything.tistory.. it was time for us to part. then I'll see you next time too. I just picked out a random song and.. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book. so she would have a comfortable ride back home.....tistory..... for some reason.. In front of the building..com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01... or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more.
. I took out a second one.. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes... Heh. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag... until we were near the Bupyeong station. You know how in movies... I was halfway down now. we didn't say a thing. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. I wanted to look back to see if she followed me....) . a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment.. The escalator kept going down... 'Nutjobs.. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her. to just go home... I was so happy that.... I don't think it was her. For some reason....... I was about quarter way down when.' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her... Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us. And then I passionately embraced her. suddenly. For some reason. and the people outside the doors. They just stared at us while probably thinking... while everyone was watching.. it doesn't really work that way. then. and stayed there till the first one burned out. Then.... that's how I felt then... It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase.... I'll never get to see her again. The people on the stair next to us. the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality... I took the escalator to the station.... I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again.. so I left before she got out of the restroom.........Just.. there were a lot of couples around me. I heard a voice calling for me.. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station.. I thought that if I kept going down........ I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her. everyone was.. what was I thinking..... but my logical side ordered me. “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator... . I still don't know what she is thinking. I smoked a cigarette.
..... she'll beat me.... I go out.. Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer.. right? Your clothes get all wet... if she reads this. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car... Her: What are you up to today? . Nor can she.. I asked...... Um. well. Me: .. I liked your singing better...... She started to read this after her friend told her about it.. but she said she wanted to walk a bit. why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me... But if she tells me to come out. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day.. haha. Why? Because she'll be mad.. we could've taken a cab. so we walked side by side. We arrive at her house..After we got off the subway... Her: And....... She no longer has any wounds or pain... She said... but for a completely different reason.. This was the end of her wandering. Next time. she'll laugh out loud... Me: .. Me:.. The next story was about a month ago... I'll write something funnier. and that's why she met Him in front of me.... But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love.. Her: Gyeon-woo.. And I am with her..... It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him...
.. I really can't go today. you should come out with me. put on my clothes.. I don't even have money for the bus anymore. so I'm going to watch a movie at home. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way. I checked how much I had and.. crap... I'm borrowing some of your money. Anyway.. but. ate something for lunch. but waaaaaaay more sappy. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years.) Her: What business? Me: No.. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? ......Me: It's raining. Gotta love it. so.. this time. Ugh.. I casually washed my face... I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation.. and went outs . She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”.... God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. he's saying he's busy. ^^. took my cellphone.. opened the door. or “Connection”.. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there. I called Her again. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances. “Hey. oppa (what girls would call their older brother).. I forgot my wallet. or “Bah-Pah”.... She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor. Damn. I rented “Touch Me. B-U-S-Y! . I only had 3000 won ($3) on me..Oh wait. don't you just love pun humor? The movie. well..” ^^ (T/N:Ahh. Her: I don't have anything to do. So I went back to get my wallet. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”.. Mom's not home.. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail. which would mean he's cooking rice. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-..) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. Me: Hey. there were only three of them in there. I have to treat her well while I can.. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon.. damn OneShot 01X..
... Of course. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella.. After a while.. I brought an umbrella. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas... So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee.. and our shoulders and pants got really wet. Man. The guy finally let himself get caught... It's still raining.. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers..... kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach. it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. but. I brought the big one. I was still holding onto it. Outside. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do... Her? Also got drenched in the rain. it was still raining hard. I can't suggest going to a cafe. the days were getting shorter. This... I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. We were still sharing my umbrella. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club.. this is embarrassing.. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her.. and the girl was staying really close to him. This cafe was on the first floor. We left the cafe.. medium sized ones....Me: . and she brought the tiniest type. Even though we had an umbrella.. she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way.. but the girl was already soaked.. The guy was holding on to the umbrella. it was already getting dark... I thought she was going to get angry. stupid! So. unlike the summer. but it was still raining. I can't suggest going to get something to eat. Suddenly. The girl chased after the guy. You still have your subway pass. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop. and it had huge windows for walls. but the guy was really fast. Of course.. . a couple was sharing an umbrella. it's a long story. Her: Then just come out.. was not a good experience for me. I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. and big ones that looks more like a parasol.
She was right next to me. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something... I could go all out. two guys would keep me busy while the third.. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette.. she was fast like a freak.. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. The bus station was a bit far from her house.. Our eyes met as we approached them. so we had to walk for a while. so I let her caught me. We were about halfway there... The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. about 10 meters ahead.. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that... Well.. I could do something about it.. why? Because I was broke. . and even though I may get hurt. Even if there were two. like D'Artagnan. But there were three guys..She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. If there was only one person there... so I got caught in less than 10 seconds.... and the streetlights were going in and out periodically.. she used up hers and. we were both broke. but we took the bus instead.... As I picked it up. Typically.. It was the Bupyeong station. to be honest. I took her hand. We got closer and closer to the gangsters. It was too late to backtrack now. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand. It was really dark. I would be able to protect her.. I carried my umbrella like a sword. I have to take her to her house. I got really scared.... in case we would have to run. you know. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something.. The rain had stopped by then. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation.... we would take a cab.. my heart was pounding. Reserve. you know. In that short time. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight..
what is with her? Having no other choice.. I thought. The leader of the group approached me. but in order for me to win. “Hey. Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by. get lost while you can.” I smirked. I had to fight the leader of the group. looking good there. “Hey.. The gangsters were looking at her. I thought “Thank God”.. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by..... I thought “Thank God”. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish.As we passed them by.. I'm not sexy enough? ..” Gangsters. Suddenly. looking good there.' .. “Hey. I turned around.' The two guys couldn't be helped. they always say “Hey.. and the other two approached us and said.” like a corny movie line.. The two guys came closer. Man... She was right behind me.. Heh.. -_-. you little. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What. can be really simple. sexily. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader.. But then.. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. in movies or in reality.... and said “Hey. Leader: I said. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran..... past or present... One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor. but She stopped in her track. But then.. all we have to do is just run.... get lost! Me: What's with you.
They hesitated. I felt a gust of wind pass by me.. biting... I turned towards her. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her.. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. that doesn't happen. the other two will... “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. and... Suddenly. clutching onto his family jewels.. since their leader was on the ground. The other two tries to grab her hands. one of the gangsters fell down. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face. o.. still foaming on the mouth. -_-..O I got punched once. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. in real fights.. I kept fighting back and forth.. Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. I yelled... with my eyes. falling backward.. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position. and bravely stopped the punch. scratching. . all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away.... screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then.... They were facing me. with his nose.... It was dirty. raising my toes. I heard a swish as the other one fell down.. and..... must be an expert. if the fight drags on.. hitting with elbows.. I thought.. pinching.. He stopped it. Even during all that... but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away. Falling forward... At this rate.. while she was behind me. I kicked him in the testicles.. With the leader of the group.. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down.... I retreated a little. -OSo. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit..
.. anyway.... second time. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword. Man.. and another one doing the same. no less! Of course. not even a misdemeanor. where were you guys? Why come now........ I can't even describe them. AND they got hit on the head. And the idiots... she actually looked pretty cool. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared.. Around us. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking. when the situation has been taken care of? And now.. I guess it still hurts. A local security officer was passing by.... We're absolutely clean.. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them.. first time.... They probably got their skulls cracked. and I was panting.. but.....You guessed correctly. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale. is really.... It was an umbrella with a really hard handle.. we're at the local police station... wooden bench.. But. the police officers didn't believe them either. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them. My face was red. really good at kendo. that was the scenery here. but she looks perfectly normal. and even though I was wearing the protectors. I almost fainted... Well. . about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming....... he used his walkie-talkie to call the police.. Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch. And next to us...... and they weren't wearing protectors. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. and after seeing this picture. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl.. the three idiots were sitting on a hard. @$ $holes... and fourth time offenders each. I was covered in mud and water.. They did a background check on us. the leader guy actually was turning yellow.. but I've never been caught. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them.
Remember her uncle. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a . Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family... they contacted them. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle. the district attorney. I was about to call my parents... I was a mess.... police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit... the kind that the head of the family sits on. After her uncle talked with the police officers. They're saying I beat all three of them... Oh boy... they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter. and after 20 minutes....... and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us. Her parents came into the police station. Chapter 21 We're at Her house.. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours.. At least they know that it's embarrassing. right? I mentioned him a few times before. I'm really nervous now.They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them.... I was so nervous that I began to feel numb. we went to Her house.. ... I've talked with them before briefly on the phone.. in jail. we all came outside of the police station.... her uncle came in. but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street. But this is the first time I've met her parents. I was so nervous.. They're looking straight at us.... but to see them face to face....... with her parents.. my body began to twitch and shiver a little....... I'm inside her house now.. I could feel my body go rigid..... Then.. After 10 minutes. Brrr. Her and I are sitting on a couch. but because Her parents were closer. I've met her uncle before..
.. and there are my sister's yellow hair...... everyone has their own toothbrushes. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps. the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before. -_-.. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower. Hm. this isn't some mental problem that we have. no... the undefinable scent of a mature woman. Yes! . In any case. warm water began to come out.... haha! This must be the one she uses... So the bathroom is very dirty.. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life.. the funny thing is... her father began to speak..... my brother's brown hair.. I guess she's the only one using it... Soaps are everywhere........ it's more like a hobby.. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy. so I drank it in one gulp.. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. my black hair. Anyway..The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours.. wait.. ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but.. in a girl's house. no less. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness.. my mom's curly hair....... why don't you clean yourself first? Honey.. I meant we all have our own soaps.. and my dad's hair all harmoniously... For your information. Her mom brought me a cup of juice.. could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house..... then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode.. and the next day.. all the nervousness in my body dissolved out.... -_-. ^^. The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family. I went to Her room. blocking the sink..... I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater.... oh.. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. not to dry). Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person. That scent was in the bathroom as well.. "You...
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
... so you're not exactly young... Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well. are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people.. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company).... she asked me. since this is on the internet. You're 25. I'm not so sure which side is correct. So you should write using a more proper style. I'll be sure to take your advice... ha... Also. ha.And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. Her: Hey. Oh. . Haha.." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century.... and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language.. .. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. Me: Why. ^^. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth. But if I write anything else online. so I'm keeping the style.. Oh... Chapter 22 Out of nowhere.. What? Her: . I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience... Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school. I really think both sides have valid points. there's really no problem. but in chatting or in cyberspace..) style of writing. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity..... I use proper grammar. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. -_-. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked.
... you know.. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly. for me..... Her: I see.. I get all weak-kneed..youtube. when you're being hypnotized by something... 100th day of what. I can't even remember birthdays well.. though? Her: What the... but I can't really tell what she's thinking...She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question. what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline. I was completely awake........ But when she said "Hello" on the phone. like you're drunk.. she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching. you know... what a devious girl. So I told her like so. (T/N: http://www.. I was sleeping so well.. Her: Hey....... I go completely insane when I see a naked girl.... Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure.. Hmm. right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah. Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important.. Hmm.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? .. what have she done this early in the morning already... Haha. thinking "Oh dear God. Anyway.. I guess you're right. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see. you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this.." Her: Hello? Me: What the.... why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh.... Well.... it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh.. really? Haha. Me: Well... whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. of course.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning.. Haha. I feel dreamy..
I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot...... She was waiting for me there. Few days ago. The day before our 100th day.. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift.... We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station.. she ordered two coffees without asking me... My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday. Hah.... I'll just get hit a couple of times. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds..... I pointed my finger at it and said .. tears and snots flowing down... We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. and she said. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. and in case she takes my share again. Just like then. I said "Hey.. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant..But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day. I don't really remember the name.. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her. I decided to just hang out with her all day. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast... We decided to meet at that cafe.. Her: You know it's tomorrow. I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day. she called me again... the one that we first went to. we began to talk about the first time we've met... she wants to just hang out too. "I'll pay for it this time... "that cafe?" You ask? You know.. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday..... right? Me: Yeah... and is now living life bravely ^^. So. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately.. ^^" While drinking our coffees. It's today. she met the guy she used to be in love with.. and she was tempted a bit. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics.
. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. “That's one of our latest product.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-.. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty. Me: Yeah? Then try it on.. Gyeon-woo. As long as it's under 50. They buy stuff from the local street market.. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much. You really have good eyes. Hehe... I really like window shopping. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price.. as if following a script. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. arrange them around so that they look fancier.. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. you know the rumors. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there..except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. . and I followed her. following the most recent fashion trend. . no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding.. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this. right?! Me: Of course!! . ma'am.Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store.. At this point... mostly because of my prejudice against them. So I've never really bought anything from a department store.... However. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section.. And we went into the department store.
.2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1.. uh... Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa. it's too expensive.. we forgive you for everything.200) Me: 1... Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1.. I then saw a vision. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! .” The next day...million? It's just pocket change... Her: -_-. Hey..2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey.....2 million won ($1... I took dad's credit card with me today. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside. Hey. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo. after all.....Me: Wh... you have really nice legs.. Her: No way.. I will come back and make it all up to you. She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. Uh. Mom: W-What is this?! 1..2 million pocket change. I could just say screw it and buy it for her.Wha. 1.. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes.2 m.... I'm going to the library to study.. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes... But.... Though it's not as expensive.
I. um.. comment “Hey. Can't really think straight when you're hungry. We were like little kids. we left the place. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80. or the Blue-Roofed House. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present. Where do you want to go? Her: Well. And then. Actually.... If I get caught.She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep. so we left the department store without buying her a present.. messing around the place.. When someone else is about to buy a 100. see.. it was nighttime. it's dark outside already. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1.. In a moment of desire for childish revenge.. and it was already nighttime. Me: Yeah...000 won shoes ($100). We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. right? Her: Whoa.. we got pretty hungry.. .....000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around.. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins..2 million suit.2 million... let's go get something to eat. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House.. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present.. that is.. And before the sales rep finds out. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime.
Her: So.. remember? I mean.....Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I.I stole dad's credit card. we went to the Chinese restaurant.. I mean..... why jajangmyun of all things.. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www.. you say? . Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know. . Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind.ask. seafood-broth-based noodle.com/imgs/qrsi... http://c.. THAT. but. Me: …. I want to eat. right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy. this was our 100th day anniversary..com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But... THAT. I personally hate it. But... but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'.jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. I mean.tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg. Her: Hey.. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun....imdb... jajangmyun..nate. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So........ Me: You want the double-sized bowl. one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun. Or we could not eat at all. So. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something.. ramen would have been a better choice.. that jjamppong looks really tasty.
. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. follow me. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. it's already midnight. We took a cab. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. we went to go see a movie.. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. . Me: It's midnight already.... you say? Well. Before they built the college there. And now... with all the buses and subway closed for the day. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. there's a place we have to go. I followed her after getting off the cab. What if there's no room left for me. After dinner.. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. I can just crash there. couldn't even tell which way was which. why are we here? Her: Let's go in. and went to the place she wanted to go to.. which are flowing with miserable tears. and we went to some cafe. so.. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe.. Her: Just. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place... then we went to a cafe.. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo.... but with the college there. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. I've never been in this area before. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. Me: Oh really?. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students.Me:. Her: Let's switch...
from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11. God.. That couple. .... Okay.... we exchange pleasantries...... But I didn't cry. -_- .. there were couple people around.. Everyone around us clapped. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”... the guests of honor are here. they're made for each other.com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together....... and sets it up on the table.. there was a familiar face...... shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved. Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling. Her friend comes in with a cake... painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness.. though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www..imdb..... I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe... Couple-Girl: Finally.... http://www. oh. After sitting down in one table..... I think I can hear music playing from somewhere..... I think this was her first time planning something special for me... When we went inside... and there was a white piano in the corner.. Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on. glass tables..Me: Here? The signs are all off.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there. everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip. but they were all turned off..... And just sat there for about a minute or two..youtube........... aren't they closed right now? Her:..... There were two candles on the tiny cake...... The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs. . Why? Because I'm a man. in a way..... I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames...
. she picked out everyone's clothes.... but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark). It was dark everywhere. so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find. Aside . I didn't get anything for you at the department store..Her: Here.. Me: Yeah... Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha.. Me: …. but. The box was as big as a crate of apples.. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah... that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www. I didn't buy those underwear. but something was shining nonetheless. There were several clothes in the box.. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend. for everything. I could have taken out a shirt... the skull is kinda cute. I have a present for you.... or pants.... Her: That's okay. A. were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. and felt.. Open the present. that's right.....imdb. “presents”. I went through the pretty wrapping papers.... Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big.. Her.. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear..com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me...... Me: For what? Her: Just.... thanks. Me: Yeah....... at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark. As mom had all the spending money in the house... Gyeon-woo.. skull? Yes.. go ahead and open the present... but underwear of all things..
an orange carrot glows right where.. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear.. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones.. Her: Gyeon-woo..... I stared at her.. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. when I'm wearing that one. I am more than willing to sell it online.... and she sat down in front of it.. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:. the carrot that glows in the dark right where. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air... She drags me over to the piano. I heard her friend talking to Her about it. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life.from this skull one. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note. so... thanks for the presents. As I'm writing this. then. Though it was an awkward performance. and ended abruptly with a mistake.. at night. Me: Um.. come here for a second. She continued as the second part of the music began.. This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline.. She smiled sheepishly. then lightly placed her hands over the keys... If anyone's interested.. She took a deep breath...... there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark.. Everyone else stood around the piano. she was really beautiful.. so I practiced all week.. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. Later.... Suddenly.. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity. and you can't even last two lines?! . you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So.. I can still remember how amazing it was... now I understood why she asked me that question.
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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