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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
all that drinking did nothing to her stomach.... and then she would..... $. Apparently. So yes.. I couldn’t believe it. You had to be there T. are you eating that or not? If you’re not.... why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey. brave... I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes... Completely wasted. I’m hungry.. she looked at mine and said “Hey... and when she was done... They say ignorance is strength. then told me “You’re buying.. read below)...but. Then she told me to take care of the bill.Chapter 2 If you think about it.. she took it from me. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel. b. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station... Let’s go get something to eat. She must live somewhere around here. she was waiting outside...” Then... Me: Yes ma’am. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. send me an email. she read my memo and called me. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me..) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel. Damn it.T We went to the nearest restaurant... as soon as she woke up. She won’t remember anything from last night... She ordered two coffees without asking me. -_-. To be honest.$. it’s me..... I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’. I’m hungry too.. give it here.. Get over here.. I was a bit afraid to talk to her. I know a friend. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so..” . she knows the area well... and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened.. and started munching on it. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you.. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said. she’s very brave.
.. Suddenly.. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of. then.... and I started feeling sorry for her. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened.A thought crossed my mind. So I gave her 10. She was breathtaking. then told me that she was dumped yesterday.. people start looking at me. she was crying.. so I came back... I was a bit nervous.).. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup... she began to cry in front of me. We went outside the shop. right? Actually. her eyes were saddened. ~.. She said her goodbyes.000 won ($10).. she was a whole new person. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping. “Give me some money for taxi. I wasn’t going to pay this time. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable. She said she would call me at night. she was unconscious. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. she was really calling me.. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie.~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. I did it because I was really scared.. sounded like a movie with chunks missing.” What the hell. Is she? She’s really shameless.@ (The waitress) –. She didn’t remember my face...” ... it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- . Again... drank until she were gone.. Then we started to drink. I lived in Seoul.. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong... I’m a nice guy... Then she started telling me about yesterday.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. Plus... She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you. just like last night. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday. That evening. On her ID... I met her at the coffee shop again.~ ~... she might drink too much again. then she told me.. Then.
there are lots of stories to be told.. also at the chest. I use informal format with her as well now. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know. so I thought.. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly. The owner welcomed us. In any case. and I’m older. She’s not acting like a drinker. I’m treated like a 74..’. it’s been three months. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!. I’m sure she feels the same way about me too... My friend are all 74.1976). Here’s a good news.... and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain. I felt sorry for her.. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through. Something was wrong about her.... and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am...) Me: I.. but since my birthday is early... I think you’re a 76. “Like” is too casual. buying medicine and everything.. Once again. I could hear my own heartbeats..... I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975).. And yes.. Chapter 3 So. She really was pretty. then I told her. area. which meant I had to go to school. She must have changed into.... Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah. recognizing us... and slept in the corner. But I gave it up... she’s on my back. -_-.. into this. -_-. . I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully.... Owner: Go ahead. It’s been pretty horrible three months. and of course. ‘Please don’t throw up. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend.. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. Right now. but.. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that..... ‘dates’. She’s younger than me. but “Love” is too heavy.. Tomorrow was Monday.... maybe...... there were plenty of. Then I went to the same motel last night.... After confirming that she was younger than me..
the front door of the lecture hall burst open. they use back doors. She said she didn’t have class that day. I blame my friends.. so though students recognized each other. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays.. really? How old are you? Ok.Girl: Oh.... so she wanted to do something. Few days later... a reason to go to this class... . We have a strange connection.. tough girl. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. Whenever I got some money.. Then the class continued. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. ‘She’s new. and we spent the two nights in a motel. And then. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it..... And that’s how I got to use informal to her. I blame the world. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. she called me.. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her. Then she said out loud. I hoped she didn’t notice me. Whoever this was. so I couldn’t get out until 5. and everyone looked towards it.. It’s not like I could stop her. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process.. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. the lecture started at 2. Our tough. I’m a college student. I was at school. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. when students were late for classes.. She goes to S university. I blame alcohol. I could hear her footsteps. At 2:30. I’m not that impressive myself.. She was coming towards me. And yes. As soon as I found out it was her.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. Something wasn’t quite right. After lunch.. I turned around and pretend to be asleep. She sat right next to me. in lecture. Quietly. she was one brave student. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. I just wanted to run away. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class. Then she told me she was coming here. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. But people were talking left and right. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me.. then you use informal too... Usually.
the girl next to you is really cute... It felt kinda good. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding..... “Hey. I could not ditch this class. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert. Surprisingly.. After 10 minute break. ‘That guy’... Let’s work on her after class. she was definitely capable.. What the hell.. She was waiting for me outside. she told me “Ok”. of course. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me... In case she started talking to me.. Two hours left. so the professor told them what she told him... so go ahead. I didn’t do anything to her.” If someone else had to me this. But.. and that you were the father. I’d be known throughout the school as.“Bro. So I told her. I wouldn’t have believed it... The students complained about letting me go.” “Huh? Professor. Haha.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. I got up quickly. Then I couldn’t go to that class again. Just kill me instead.... Everyone was looking at me with envy. But.” Yeah. This girl..” I thought to myself ‘Moron. idiot. the class continued.. Then the break came. She followed. I’ll count you as present. but she was nowhere to be seen.. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent. This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. And sat back down. I’m not exactly a model student... why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. “Gyeon-woo. In all honesty. . During the CAD class. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. I just decided to take the F. and told me we should go somewhere else. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time....
Like I wrote from last chapter. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more.. . It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service. I can't....... This one time..... I can't get there by subway in half an hour. and. Yes.. actually. Oh. ^^ I live for people like you. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge. Anyway. And. scary.T I live in Shin Dang district. she called me that day as well. "You have half an hour. and I’m already left out. right? Yes. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays. She came to my class in a Wednesday and. Thank you. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!"... This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far.... T. people were talking and talking.... but I don't have any classes either.... I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house... So I took the cab... Without an exception.... I have to get there in 10 minutes.. If I didn't get there in time..T.... Especially Wednesday. you know why. That class.. You've read all the writings so far.. I didn’t go to class at all.. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays. and only took the final... (My tuition......" .. She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain.T) Once again. made a mess. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration. "I'm at Shin-do-rim station.Afterwards.. That’s not all... she probably would have drank it all by herself. . I have a bottle of soju with me... so get here in half an hour. One in 120 gets an A in that class.. So people started hating me even more.. on Wednesday. and told me.... so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays. For the people who know why.. He told me it was gonna become a campus legend. she called me. you had to work your ass off to get a B... She didn't call beforehand.. She really did have a bottle of soju with her.." . any classes I took. ..
she started to cry.. "That lake is so pretty.... sat there. just hamburgers. By the time we finished.. she even bought the day-pass. Out of nowhere... we sat down too...." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy.... Already. she would be the same. Then.. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee..... I thought she might jump into the lake.. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell. Apparently.. Right? I thought. she was so fragile inside.. I wish I could go inside.. they pretend to be scared. I bought lunch.. and screams... and all that stuff.." I became a bit tense. Usually. we went to Sukchon Lake. Whatever. But today.. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl.. with strangers.. She wants to go to Lotte World. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell. so we just. and what with the streetlights.... in the old days.. She wanted to take a closer look. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty.. she wanted to drink beers. then...... I guess she got tired of picking fights. She's probably thinking of her ex again. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. and hid behind a bench.. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches. I stood by her side...com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards.. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers). (A part indoor. girls turn really cute in amusement parks. ... T. she was pretty generous with time limit. Who the hell are you? Crazy. When you ask them to ride something scary.. she called out a passerby. So we went through the bushes and went closer.. there were streetlights... I felt so bad for her. It was getting dark....T.. Maybe she had a good day.. it's just soft drink. but now.. But just a can of beer?.. She suddenly said to herself.This is where my war begins.. There wasn't much to do.. 30 minutes.. the place was crawling with gangsters.. lakes. I found myself drowning in the lake... she didn't say anything.. In her eyes. I ran away.... the mood was just right. Though she was tough on the outside.
. what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards. I know. so she pushed me into the lake. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely. People by the lake gathered around. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. so I eventually crawled out... I was just sad. there wasn't any other way.. I couldn't be angry at her either. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think.. a Local Man Attempts Suicide.... I can't swim. I asked later. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. By then. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'.. please call the number below. She wanted to see how deep the lake was. but. I really felt for her. I could hear the siren by then. Even she must have been surprised. The land is in front of me... but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake. No... you guessed right.. I couldn't say anything... Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. and went to a local station. a daily newspaper had a small headline.... No one tried to help me.. but no one tried to get me out. When can she recover from all that? Next day.." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. . I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet.. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless.. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night... No one knew what to do. *If I'm completely out of my mind. She was nodding all along. Me: Hey.I tried to get out.....
This is Jemoolpo station." "No.. and he lived in Jemoolpo.. uh. I was always pressured by her time limit. You have to get off here. well. then her uncle... -_-... barefoot. I. And then I called her.. I don't remember anything after that. (Still. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone. was appealing). and get meeee. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney.... saw me sleeping under the station bench.. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk.. . If you think about it. Then I fell asleep. 30 minutes is pretty generous.. A cop got me a cup of water. Why am I in here? Let me out. But then... and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge.. I was a complete stranger. It really was Jemoolpo station.. thank you. "Sir. "Hey!." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. I had a blinding headache. at least.. Apparently.. My stomach was not feeling good at all. You gotta come here...." She lives in Bupyeong. and using a soda can as a pillow. I just sleep.. When I arrived at the Subway station.S.. "Listen. -_-. in 30 minutes. standard. and called her uncle in the middle of the night. It's me.. She was worried because I did something very out of character.. and I had to head home only semi-consciously. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U.. there were some coins thrown in front of me.. Half an hour later. and had a painful thirst as well.... I tried to remember what happened.. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. I drank two bottles that day.. When I woke up. I was in jail. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then. Jemoolpo Station. the world really is a nice place to live in. but all I remember is calling her.... I took the lane heading to Inchon. *gags* *burps* I'm at.. young man. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around.. my beautiful and tough girl game in.. My life was over. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench.... quietly.... at least... I realized she hadn't come last night... trying to figure out where I was..
Hahyung is suffering because of me. but still. she'll kill me. -_-. -_-. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend.. *Hello. Oh... and told me that if I do something like this again. Remember that the author is... she beat the living hell out of me... she put one in mine.. he's not acting that pissed off either.. Later when I get a job at an office.. she agreed to put me in jail. Also. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. right? She has nothing to do with her...... I'm going to Xerox it.. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung. I'm completely out of my mind. certain situations) in our wallets. Also. Sometimes... That day. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in.. (It's already too long. 'You're worse than me. at the point of writing this. and of course. Hello... a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter. It's pretty cool.. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. so if you see me acting crazy. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . posting it on a website for people to read. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal. it doesn't look good. this is Gyeon-woo 74.) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name.. but if I wrote the answers before the story.. If something happens to me.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. I really hate her friend..Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station.. I'm a mental patient.
. no...I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. I'm writing the way she wanted me to. Taxi? Yeah.hs.... male employees are gonna suffer. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty.. I wanted to keep the middle ones.. I got there in hour and half.... I'm going to be killed along with my fingers.... If the visited counter is lower than before.. she calls me. I'm going to write this the way she want me to.. She receives scholarship awards. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www....jayang.. if you ask me. and it's gonna cost about 50." She's very pissed off. I told her we should just post a picture of us.. but only express taxis. (Too much TV.) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?.. chapter six.....kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good. (She thinks internet can do everything. Now. I thought all my fingers were going to break... "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour.. If there's a good position open. \_/ From here...) ... how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die. And yes.... Is it still on?) She's very smart too...000 won ($50).) She's a senior in college right now.. (I have nothing to say... I apologize sincerely once again. she wants you to know that she's very qualified....jpg) (Once again..) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him. I don't know what to say to this... What excuse would I use? No.. there's no way subway can get there in one hour.. then she beat the crap out of me.. And I'm a really poor guy.. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station. wherever she gets a job at. she's.
. I don't want to do this either.. Chapter 7 On her ID.She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis....... (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this. as she opens the trunk of the car...... but on the calendar... she.. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . I apologize once again. Please? I'll buy dinner.. So I reminded them that I was a rabbit.... I'm dirt poor.. I don't know why.. Me? As I said before. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon). but my friends are 74 Panthers. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again. you know why. either in January or February.... then they said "Idiot." What a great bunch of friends. what should I get her.. I get more and more nervous.. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75. I have to survive.. doves. Oh. right? Fast 75..... please edit out the sentences in parentheses.. Anything she need? Doesn't exist.... Birthday. her birthday is April 16th. Instead of something I can buy. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last.. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything. no wonder you're so. Think about it..... a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce. might murder me. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near.. (Note: Most likely. speaking of murder.. right? Please. anyway. it's in June.. but .. I thought about doing something for her instead. as her birthday approaches day by day. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me. I'm 75 Rabbit... and she's a economic administration major. Money? She has too much. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him.
. but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up. There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years). In the middle of the night. I would go with her into the amusement park. I used to work at an amusement park. and tell her.. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy.... would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50.. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. (Picture reference: http://en.. (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.. and turn on whatever the ride she wants. but they refused.. As I stretch my two arms to the sky. I immediately called my friends who were still working there... ... I don't have a car. secured her safety belt. Apparently. and there'll be security in the place anyhow. saying that they'll get fired... So..org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too.. or a driver's license.. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know.But. they still couldn't find a better job... this was it..000 won ($50). the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them..000 won ($100). take her near the carousel. and even got an autograph (awesome!)... bribe them for me. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200... I was in charge of operating some rides... Kim Hee Sun came to the park. I took her ticket. but I couldn't give up.. this is all I got.wikipedia... she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. 100... Me: Fine...
... she would be quite unpredictable. The day before her birthday. It's 1 in the morning. She's yelling at me. but. As we go on... going for a drink would be the best solution. and I took 10 minutes.. A bouquet? I don't have one. "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less.... then the carousel turns on with music.. They tell me everything is ready.. probably an expert wall climber... please? Let's be crazy and just do it.. The day has come. I practiced in front of the carousel... Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them.. I called my friends I was heading over there. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this.. and I have to keep her with me till the late night.. I didn't really answer... Then we move on to the pirate ship. It's her birthday..."This is my magic for you. and we ride the carousel... I decided we would climb the wall. Passerby are staring at me. And I quickly pretend I was yawning. being completely out of your mind.. I'm so proud of my brain cells.. but there weren't any... I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park.. with both arms stretched out. so I figured the front gate would be closed..... She climbs over in seconds." I stretch my arms. she asked me why we're going there. Just the two of us... . I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel.. I have to endure it. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. if she drinks a half a bottle...... You're good at that right?. She's. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts... we have to move in at late night. We arrived at the wall of the park.. the day is almost over... I tried to find a side door. Then we ride the pirate ship. Of course....
Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. (you remember the first time.. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved. Since that job was the only way they can support their families. along with my friends. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening... why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So... "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now.. In front of the carousel.... "This is my magic for you.. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday.. and we couldn't see anything.. She must have been taken by surprise. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. it was very dark.. See. We headed over to the carousel. spent the night in jail together. they all got fired.. we were sent to the police. Since they promised.... but they refused. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift. out of nowhere. everything was going according to the plan.. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. . Next day. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen. we're at the police station...... they tried to bribe the security... Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry. they can't risk getting fired... (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day...." I stretch my arms to the sky... Finally.... I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel.. Carousel is turned on. Then. came by and took care of it.. I hear whistles.. sir.. She's about to cry.. After getting yelled by security for hours. she and I.. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. her uncle. whispered. and as practiced.. right?) In any case.My heart was beating loudly. This is my second time in jail... yes..
. when the weather turned really nasty...... there's no way I'd remember something like that... and took the first place!!!.. Pretty soon... She has almost moved on from him now. really. movies.. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves. She called me and reminded me.. And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again. What is she up to?. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV. so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. murderers.. You won't believe me... that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys)...." and decided to play squash (you know. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication.. I beat them all. I don't think she had time to think about him at all. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar... but I'm a martial artist too. jail -_-). I have. -_-...... For two months. one degree.. I just wanted her to be happy... but there are sides of her that are cute like that... Drug dealers. I .... Judo. this 100th day? If you have a good idea.... To tell you the truth... PC House. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. . it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway. robbers. video place. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something. and Kung Fu. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1.. motel (?).But.. what would I do for her.. It was July. And once again. You don't believe me? . I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist. rapists..... please email me. ..... Kendo. Hapkido.. I'm still marked by her uncle.. In Taekwondo. That's right. because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months. She's really rough... Of course... You're right.
Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of. I was confident once more. ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight. Me: I don't want to drink with you. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent.. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-.... She has no idea what's coming. Her: Then.... . wanted to make a bet...... but I did have some experience with Tennis... she wanted to do Kendo... so I was pretty confident... Me: Okay." From here.. She..never played squash before. Yes.. Me: I. there was no way she knew how to do Kendo.. ever. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks.. I can win against her in something. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish. the result? Of course I won. When I was little.. long time no see... the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough.... what? People in the gym started to say hello to her.. and. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No.. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over.. Don't regret it. Whatever... finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here.. and even if she did..... "Hey. But Kendo is a pretty tough sport...... So we go to the Kendo gym. It's a murder on your shoulder and back. I started to get nervous. I think I have a stomach cramp... So.. She must've been angry that she lost.. Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me.. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.. and I was back to my old self again.. how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and..
I could see the ceilings. And now I'm getting sleepy... I'd won the squash game... I feel sudden pain at my side. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ ... Hey! When I watched it on TV. then. What should I tell her?.. and opened my book... I answered. got a place in the library. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. then a cramp in my head.. it was her. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I.. isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this. it probably would've killed me.... then I don't remember what happened.. waist.. and there's tension in the air... smoking. And ardently I. barely awake. and came back to my seat.. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and...... and I stare right at her sword. but my phone started to vibrate. it went head. It was awesome... How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day.... I could see the stars.... BAM! She went straight for my head. 3 meters apart........) We both have the bamboo swords. A girl with Kendo degree. but not the fight.. sometimes.. I was barely conscious.. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee. but me. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes. who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something.. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. slept. I begin to sweat. I went to school. But if I had gotten hit. head.. so she still owes me a wish.. She approaches.... It looked as if it was rising. That's right. is scary as hell. Any case. washed my face with cold water.. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day. I study.. I just pretended I was knocked out. I called for timeout. Wait!.(Kinda like this..... leg.. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept. And of course. ....
something feels wrong." Suddenly. -_-.. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation. kinda salty. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool. and she tells me "Hey.. this is why I can't even study at the library. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. coffee shops."Hello?" "Hey." "No." "Wait... I quickly got my bag packed. Think your local university..htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks... our orders are switched. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well. the silent library became noisy.. Lunch was a few minutes ago.. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate... Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful)." She wants jajangmyun. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there. Do you want to die. The double one is mine." . It is a noodle with black bean sauce. she said "I'm hungry.." In the drowsiness of my sleep. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. so meet me there. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun. disgusting..........).info/cuisine/nudle/p_11. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right. and the street right next to it filled with shops. kinda sweet... etc. But then. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood... What should we get?" "Just whatever.. Hurry up. that was sweet of her." "I have to study today.. and neither of us had anything to eat so.
. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun).. it was just like that.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D....... she says "Hey..... You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit.. I ask the waitress "I need another double here. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl. Before finishing mine. but like I said."Then.. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later.. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double..." At this point.. she finished. but she still has one more to go. . ma'am. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl.." Daikon pickles fly at me.. I finished mine...... but are too busy staring at us. The owners aren't even working.. you have to eat one more single.." "Can I get jjamppong (once again...jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun.. as if we were crazy. and now.. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us." We shouted at the same time and started eating.. there's another double in front of me... I'm finishing up mine.. I picked up my chopsticks. I ate three bowls. You have to get another one. we need one more single.. and said. I told her "Hey. "No way! Ma'am. I have my pride. and so is she.ohmynews. so it's not fair. for us to have eaten the same amount. But. you know. "Let's go.... Everyone was looking at us.. your first bowl was a single.... The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color." She doesn't let up "No. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one. with that black sauce.. other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them.. But I have my pride too..
then. threw up in front of them."We have to finish this. "How much?" "Let's see. coughing and then spitting thick.. We saw that. We got in front of a Baskin Robins..... 2 singles and 5 doubles.... That was around 3 pm." She ordered another double.. and on her face... So we sat.. Everything is. we were holding hands (lovely) and... the sun looks like a daikon pickle.... on Saturday.. and we left the place. if someone hit my stomach right now. like I said.... and......." We ate... I'm an engineering major. But. damn it.... I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason.. "I can't walk anymore.. 20 bucks. and we stood up...... Everyone looks like delivery boys.... Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face.. the noodles are near my throat. I managed to eat 2/3 of it.. and was watching us. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. And we looked around. while holding the telephone poll. shaking... She was writhing with pain. Then some guy passed by. she's an econ major...... We try to stop it...... 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk... and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it. we're about to faint. meaning that the place was packed with people.. So. let's rest here for a second. After a while. .. I cringe and looked at her. She tells me... result. collapsed near a telephone poll. went at it again. but we looked at the .. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us.. yellow mucous right next to us.... we started to throw up. black..
EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls. I know. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. but some guys in my major was talking in groups.... and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run.. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind. thanks to the jajangmyun residue.... my parents won’t be home for two days. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.. and I got a call from her. ugh. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant. so come over and I’ll make you something. But I still have no idea what they ate.. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um.I took her hand and ran.. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship.. at least that guy didn't know it was me.... Well. After that...... I went back to school on Monday.. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. I went to the University street. it was all black and.. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah... . "So last Saturday. and their face was covered with that black stuff." I thought I was having a heart attack.
right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States. and… Well. Once inside.She’s….. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. and my face turned a several shades whiter. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah. just in case.]. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich.
or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. “Do you want to eat it. messing with me. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. it’s a special ramen. with her head on my chest. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. Her head was right next to mine. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. I turned my head towards the right side. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. she promised to make something really special for dinner. I decided that the movie was no good. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit.“Yeah. . then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. Looks good. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. not DVD… lol remember. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. She was still sleeping. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. While watching her sleep. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle.
she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. Picture reference: http://www.sangganews.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. .5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. I began to cry. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me. “Type these for me. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. I drank a 1. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there.
I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense.... we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again. like a cuddly baby chick. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. In this very chapter.” “. the author does go back and forth a lot. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today. places.. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. meaning. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!"..) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. The humor. This is due to the fact that.. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well.. Contrary to the context of the word.. I promise :-) Also. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. And just to be on the same page. this translation is not word-for-word. Gyeon-woo. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon. in the original work. attitude. I promised to introduce you to them. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. It's me.. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. I include pictures of foods. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time.” “W-wait. So hurry.. it literally means cute. okay?” . translations will continue at a faster pace.
(T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends.. but. she began to speak. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. and no saliva on the spoon. Sweetie~” At the same time. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there. we all decided to go watch a movie... guys. Her: Hey. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us. We ordered soon after we were introduced.. After leaving the coffee shop. a couple. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl.. five of them total. there's a guy in the group as well... I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that.. it means I'm not much to look at... when they say that I'm cute. the two girls ordered coffee. just with spoons. but. they were feeding each other in turn.co. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them.. (Ugh. This is the guy I was telling you about. and two other girls. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans..videoman. huh.. Pic reference http://www. fruits.The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans.... “Aw. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns.. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. Anyway.. you came! Sit down. So. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other.. and sweetener. and after discussing what to do next. her. No hands.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. rice cakes.. . His name is Gyeon-woo.jpg) . Gyeon-woo: H-hello. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. As soon as I got to the table. The theater was practically empty. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility..) The group consisted of me.. I just wanted a coke. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute.
.. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please.. one for her. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically. . Ugh. At the same time... we'd never get that nauseating with each other. making a rather nice firework.. and they were holding each other's free hand. paper. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically.. They were in each other’s arm. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. yeah. her and I. one for her. Both of our mouths were full of popcorn. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser.. kissing in public. the girl had her hand on his waist... We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple. making unusually large noise.. right.. After making her promise not to drink too much. Heh heh heh.. One for him... One for him. aggressive.. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I... She does laugh a lot more than she used too. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer.. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle.. (You know why.. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time. To make it worse. We both pulled.The lights went out and the movie started. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder. We were playing rock. I glanced at the other couple..... SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more.. and the popcorn went into the air. we went to get something to drink. It was a bit nauseating to see.
. T. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong. and we must have missed the evening rush. It takes about an hour. and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even. so we decided to play games on the way... right.. There are about a million games you can play in the subway. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years).. Here we go! . Winner takes all the coins). okay? Her: No way... I need to pay my phone bills... I never lose at Odd/Evens. I could've gotten a perfect victory... I took her back to her house then too.Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). so I'll just hit you once.. Me: It's 2:1. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot.. I'll list them off later. right foot. he steps over with his left foot. a lot. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot... right foot. To make it worse. You hit twice.. It was a bit late at night.. ugh. If they step over with their right foot. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot..... Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again... What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal. she might beat me up. If anyone wants to challenge me... right foot. she wins... Third kid. I don't really like taking girls back to their house. It was so close. Right after we broke up. Me: Have it your way then. and I'll hit once.. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there.. let me know. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands.T But I don't have a choice this time. I win.
if I lose. With my middle finger...... She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders. after all.... Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. Girls can't get slapped.. -_-. I get slapped. Her: Fine. She must've gotten really scared.” .. here. go!!! “Left foot. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What. Whoa. she gets tired of waiting. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us. I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb... It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. Her: This is unfair. I am sadistic. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: .. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard. 3 meter. we.. Her: All right.. so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds.. I told you I was sadistic. and opens her eyes. Left foot.... Now...I first place my fingers over her forehead..... Left foot. 2 meter. I get to slap you on the face instead.. she is the law. They're on leaves. and they were still very disciplined....... Hah.. Her: No way.. Me: Here what go? . 1 meter.. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car.. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. She then made a suggestion.... I knew it. both of us using fingers.. Left foot. You're right. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies.. Yes. here we go.. They were all privates or PFCs. This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders. Left foot.
.. from stifling their laughter.' I closed my eyes tightly. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. She then lightly touched my right cheek. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant. She was so nice.... There were four left. My left cheek became all red and swollen. for maximum effect. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while. I suddenly stood up. She lightly touched my left cheek. realizing what was about to happen..... 'Fine.. 'He's a guy. she touched my left cheek lightly again.. My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity.. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one. This was no joke..... Me: Hey! Look at that moon.' I thought. Me: Hey..Her: Come on. The guy next to me suddenly stood up. just kill me... So that takes care of one hit.. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people... 4th slap. she hits me on the jaw. but I left them alone. I was shaking without noticing. . right foot. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die. right foot.. 'he's going to take my side. I literally saw stars. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. Right foot.. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on... Everyone was staring at us... and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. then turned around and came toward us. 3rd slap... I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name... do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat.. remembering how crappy life is during the military service.
but then. what girls call their older brother or older male friends... Everyone around us has become very quiet.. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very. In modern context. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right.) I was about to hit. I'll give you a call around 6 P. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. I felt very warm inside.... very different. *Yawn* . My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger.. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: .. During breaks or holidays. (ha! Losers can't say anything. These are her pet names for me.. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far.) I place my finger just like last time. 'retard'.. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway. so get some rest then come out... Suddenly. even though it was really early in the morning. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life. Chapter 13 She was calling me... no. studying.. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits. It has always been 'Hey you'... turned out it was noon already. Me: Hey.... I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly... “Her”: Yeah right... Oppa.. My cheek stopped hurting.. okay? Me: Okay. (T/N: Oppa is.. 'idiot'. The guy turned around and grinned.) She has never called me that once.. *Yawn* . you were on the internet all night again. -_-.. or semesters. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night.M. this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends. 'bastard'. uh. Her: . traditionally....“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world... too intent on watching us.. I was. huh? Me: No. The middle finger starts to shake from strains. The whole arm starts to shake... well..
someone came next to me and nudged my arm... Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay.. gimme 30 minutes... Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey...zzz. that's right... I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up..... Yes.zzzz. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed... Sun Mi. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry. It was 7 P... I'll just wash my face and be there.. It was her. long time no see..... in all probability. She said she'll call me at 6 PM. Gyeon-woo. but from Sun Mi. I was looking for Her around.. but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me.. even for a Saturday night... and dragged me along. I mean. I looked at my watch.M. I took my phone out and saw this. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her.. I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore. “Her”: Hey. And my phone began to ring on the way. an old friend of mine... confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today... *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago..... She was going to buy dinner. Suddenly.. Oblivious to my realization.. Sun Mi: Hey.zzz.. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant.zzzz. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? .. It's me.... yeah... It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends. What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you.....
*static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody. Waitress: Good evening. The waitress came back. It was out of batteries.. This is embarrassing. Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-. I have no idea.... Me: You order it.. But I tried my best. not knowing what to do. but she wanted to eat here... I studied English for god knows how many years... it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that.... and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament...... because she started to talk in English..... (T/N: in English... damn it.. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school.... very broken English) .... Of course... Forget English. Me: Hey. are you ready to order?'.. Sun Mi and I both looked at each other.. Basically.... Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow. but still they're sticking with the same waitress. She went over to the counter. or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant. Me: No.... I don't think she spoke any Korean... she was saying 'Good evening. but the waitress was from another country.. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! .... Me: Um. Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi.... it took me by surprise... *static* Where the hell are... I don't usually go to this kind of place. you do it... (T/N:. that's just BS. did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No... is this lucky.. Um. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well... speak! Please... but to actually hear it in real life situation.... what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here. was looking away.“Her”: Hey! You little. this is my first time too.. -_-.. I barely speak Korean... Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English. I'll just have what you're having. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English.
I had completely forgotten about her calls... but..... Mother. It was actually really good. Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T. but the batteries were still out... when we were finished. Because of the trouble with the waitress.. I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when..... Even though it was a middle school level English. No. Sun Mi offered her cell.. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way..... The sky was falling. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! . I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything.. But... Me: No thank you.. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence.... two!! ok? (T/N: in English.. Me: Hambag Steaki..... Whew! At last. (T/N: English) What. (T/N: English) Huh. What did she just say? Luckily. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts.. . there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her... Just give us two hamburger steaks. and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one. the coffee tasted like poison... well. I remembered something very.... Her calls. Then...T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge...... Me: Speak slow please. I was drenched in sweat. but I chose to use the public phone instead. she couldn't just take the dishes away. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks. Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha........ I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well....... the waitress came back. Coffee and coke. very painful English) Waitress: Yes... could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts..Sun Mi: Hey.. let's just eat hamburger steaks. but an actual conversation can be. Our. I tried to call her.. Sun Mi wanted coke. what now.... confusing... very unpleasant...
Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh. That wasn't the end... so if you don't want to come. sorry. Chapter 14 Yep.. It's not like we're actually dating. hehehe....... where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul).. To be honest. Me: Today's not a good day... I don't feel guilty at all.. But. and I was sleeping..... there's something I have to take care of... She called me in the morning.. of course. uh. what happened was. The next day. I'm with a guy right now..... isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? . you know.... It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. um.. right.... it was Sunday.... -_-.... But it still kinda hurts.. my fingers were shaking. Even if it kinda hurts inside. preserving my life is much more important.... If I fall for that and go there. Do whatever you want. she'll beat the crap out of me.. the next day. So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up.. um. there was.. If I go near her when she's this angry.... Hah.. There was no way it would've ended like that. my cell doesn't have any batteries.. Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro. don't come.. I'm with a girl too. Me: Hey..I pressed her phone number one by one.. Her: Hello..... she's trying to make me jealous... Her: Fine... Sorry... Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah. I'll be beaten to death. But.. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other..
.. I would've preferred that. but I haven't been to one since. that there were some windows around. let's go eat something”... when they need privacy. .... a comfortable couch.) I've never been to a Video Room with her before.... She was already there waiting for me. all we've said to each other was “Hey. I approached her. To be fair. So far.... and I had no idea what she was thinking. “Let's go watch a video... and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me..... I am really screwed now.. even I would've been upset. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious.. She then stood up. Then we went to the room. Back in 94 or 95... but she didn't even look at me. just become a Yes-Man for today... She called me and told me to come out..It's a sacred tradition in our country. It felt like a scene in Misery. Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong.. she just picked one...” and “I'm hungry.. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch.... there weren't anything to do.. I'm here. and a very private setting. I was getting hungry. it is used by couples for... I took her to lunch.. it's not a Facebook group or anything like that).. you know. Without saying anything....” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection. it changed a lot since. we drank our coffees. I tell you.. actually.. This made me even more nervous.... and I followed her.. well. Typically.. And I was the only one speaking.. Then she finally said something... but she didn't say anything. She was just looking at an empty space. I told myself 'Just be really careful. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry.. I kinda blew her off last night. I sat down.... She wasn't her usual self.. T... I paid for the coffees. I was really nervous that day. I prayed. It's the end times.. out of guilt. Don't talk back to her or confront her. but she still wasn't saying anything.T It was a small cafe in Shinchon. and to even imply that I should violate it... and hopefully save me.' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to... This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private.. so I guess I was being sluggish. Poor me. internet social groups would meet in places like these. it was a little past lunchtime....... After lunch. surround sound. She must be really angry.. mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet..
hold on a minute... while I was able to take two sips. her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face. It was driving me insane.... With this much alcohol in her. I tried to drink mine really quickly. no one could see what was going on inside.. crap...... exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers...... I already told myself to do anything she wants today...: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch...... . She then said her second sentence of the day. she drank hers in two gulps.. I was getting really curious.. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either... this was the only way for me to survive tonight. Her: Do whatever you want.. The movie was over. so I prepared myself to block anything.. 9) with you'. Me: Hey. Me: If you go unconscious again.. She looked..... and she still hasn't said a thing.... then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system.... While I was meeting her. I kept looking at her during the movies. really out of it. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers.... and ordered another pint. I just looked at her hands... So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone.. I'm just going to leave you on the floor.. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But. I couldn't even tell what the movie was about.. she was about to drink her second pint...” Drink... well. A pint is.... but I stopped her. this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all.. I promised myself something... But I couldn't help it. but she still didn't say anything.. the room we got was completely isolated from the outside.But. We sat next to each other as the movie started. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet.. “Let's go drink.
.. like I've already said numerous times. -_-. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table. But what was I supposed to do... People looking? Oh yeah. Me: Say..... picked up her bag and mine.. Wait a minute. Well.. she couldn't fall asleep quietly. piggyback mode. But. How could I go there twice in one day? . dragging on the floor mode... perverts. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out. we went back to the video room. but decided to help her up instead. And of course..... She was passed out drunk....... three gulps this time.. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie.. Remember. they were staring at us.. but the sun was still out. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad...... which one of these movies are the longest? . And this time we didn't go to a motel.... she drank her second pint.Me: Something's obviously wrong. then fell asleep on the table.. but I was used to it by now. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad.. and was about to carry her. Supporting mode.. Hey. really? Heh heh heh heh.. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong.... We got out to the Shinchon streets.. where should I take her? You think. and I only had two sips of my beer. like those bullets in the Matrix. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore. “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me.... carrying mode. It was to be expected. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel... nothing happened between us... finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill. Despite me trying to stop her. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome. Is it. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk. It was summer. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people.
and then there's the beatings. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl. I took a look at her. but unconscious after having too much to drink... her eyes were closed.. . The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us. lay her down on the couch. (. she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well. above all. . It kinda hurt my pride. To be continued.....Owner: -_-.. Chapter 15 She was sleeping.. you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. it kinda got to me as well. I sat her down..... probably from the alcohol. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. what am I saying. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute... she wasn't wearing much make up. and I'm a guy too.I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space. I.. when I saw her sleeping.. there was a very pretty girl. if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake. after all. but she wasn't moving an inch. I thought to myself 'What the hell.... well. I was mostly staring at her breasts. Even if it means getting slapped... You can wipe off that drool now... this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me... With her... and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty.... well.... who seems to be dependent on you. So.. I put her on the couch... . not just sleeping.. -_-...... she was sleeping besides me in a dark place.. ugh. pride? Objectively speaking.. ha.. but her cheeks were bright red. I have my morals and pride.. Me: ^^. But. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk......
I haven't really written much about that side of her.oh. next to her on the couch... Even if it was stealing a kiss.. but all those images began to flash before my eyes.. 'She's really pretty..' and sat down. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it... And we weren't really going out in the first place. she moved around a little and... I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all.. but I kept looking at her.) In any case... So I wish... You know. Images of her suffering and her sadness.. and I almost got killed in the process too.. well. I almost fainted from the smell... even though I haven't done anything.. Hehe..' If I kiss her now..I won't put it in details.. . Then.... that I am not the person she'll fall in love with. see...... The video room was pretty good..... But it was a little sad too.... I went closer to her.. and find someone to love again... I was facing her... (she censored this part out... I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell.. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her... my heart felt heavy... laid. BURRRP! ... I could feel my logical side going numb.. I could feel her breathe.. there was only a small space between her lips and mine... I thought.. but.... my heart was beating very fast.. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. I thought 'Fine... the couch was almost a bed.. And I also pray.. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes.. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future... . In any case... What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and. I felt like I wronged her.. it was very warm.. When she is able to love someone again. For no reason at all.. I'll leave her side without saying anything. When I was thinking this.
and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie. I raised my head. My kiss on her forehead woke her up. Her: Hey.. I was being a jerk after all. and my head really hurts.... and a bit by bit.). or. She didn't tell me. (-_-. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she... I was surprised.... Wake up. she was already pale to begin with.....) Her: Can I get some water. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism. who told you to drink like that? ... My eyes and her closed eyes met. and I didn't ask. she didn't want to. women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . ran into Him. -_-... After drinking some water.. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit.... And I stayed like that for about a minute.. And I began to fall asleep. I don't know what He and She talked about... I got closer.. Me: Well.. and kissed her forehead.. by pure coincidence. the heavens must have punished me for it... I closed my eyes as well. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship.... . and our lips were apart by. I turned towards her and saw her again. Idiot..... please? So I went out to get some water.... Slowly.. and with the lights... She nudged me and said. but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries. Then. Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen... She moved around a bit.. she began to talk.. and He was really desperate... I'm really thirsty... I just sat down and watched the movie... Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl.. I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead.After I averted that crisis. which chased away any drowsiness I felt before..... our noses were almost touching each other. But I could guess rather accurately. Her forehead was pretty too.. A monk was chanting in the movie.... He wanted to talk a bit.
. that she was wavering in her resolve... I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot... Her: What's wrong with you.. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress.. but.. And I could tell. and that she won't have any regrets. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish. or are you going to come out?”.. after all.. The reason I was avoiding her was. Yes.... But that day.That's when she called me.. It was her choice.. and that she was really confused as to what to do. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him.... I won't do anything to stop her.. No. but what to do about Him and Her.. I'll be there to tend to her pain. I didn't go... I know..... not quite... I told her I was too busy.. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? . That's the extent of what I can do for her. I stopped calling her.. I only wish that her choice is the right one.. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her.. I was just listening to her speak. I didn't answer her calls. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds... I should've just ignored everything and ran to her.. Even when she said “Are you going to die.. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him.. I started to regret my choice.. Because I didn't want to influence her decision... she called me. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much... Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before.. that He truly loved Her.. it was her decision and hers only... and She really loved Him as well. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him..
I'm just busy and tired lately.... there was another person with her......... or if she needs me to be around a bit more. He looked rich too. I could tell from her voice that.. Me: Oh. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to... In order to see her.... It's a secret but... This was the first time I saw this person..... “This is my friend. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me. barely knew what “manners” meant... He was really different from me...... Sure enough. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah. She and I were friends. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. It felt like there was something different.. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers. Another guy...... even her way of speaking was different from usual.. to be more accurate. well. plain-looking... I could only hear the word 'friend'. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough.. like you're mad or something. Friend. The person who she was in love with before. Like I said before. I'm too busy.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to. She introduced us to each other..... for some reason.. I wanted to see the fully healed Her. He looked like a nice person.. Gyeon-woo. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy. The word 'friend'... he was good-looking. and I promised someone to go somewhere. and you're not really answering your phone. I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others....” Yeah. Her voice on the phone was different..... . Yeah. I was her friend.. and was dressed very well.. but for some reason... who was dirt poor.. She was ready to make her decision. Friend. began to dig painfully into my heart..
I thought. we all went to a very. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with).... it has nothing to do with me now. 'what's he smiling about. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub. he wasn't a friend.. She got up and said. and he ordered coffee. And when she asked him something..“And this is... I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke... He was smiling. who have loved her once.. But He. He was.. and she ordered a coke.... at least. I ordered coffee... and get something to drink. for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. Because He was there. she only orders that when she is really upset about something... She just told me his name.. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time. um.. 'she's finally going back to this person... It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her... she drank her coke. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar..... Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting... Coke.. I thought. anyway?' I took a closer look at her...... .. but something was different. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background..' But I was stoic about it. they talked while I drank my coffee. It's not too surprising. I had nothing to say. When she asked me something.. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then. To her.. And then... As if she was nervous about something. actually. she and I talked while he drank his coffee. and she just wanted to thank me for everything. but she's the one who arranged this meeting. Something is strange though.... my logical side had won against my emotion. very quiet pub for a drink.. didn't seem to know that about her.” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. She was laughing..... It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. Actually. who have known her for so long. I didn't say anything. no less.” (T/N: Name censored by the author. “Let's go. OOO... And when there's an awkward silence...
that wasn't the case between Him and me...... I really didn't care who she sat next to. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. He must have expected her to sit next to him.. I thought. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all. At a rectangular table.. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. When you drink with one another.. and noticed the mood of the place.. and that it has to be said under a clear mind.There were two kinds of table at the pub. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. To her.... She must have thought the same thing. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her.. There was a circular table. I came in right after. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless.. 'Just like at the cafe. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed.. not that I had anything to say to him. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation.. and a typical rectangular one.. but. We ordered drinks. I began to think. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger. She wasn't drinking at all.. I drank. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. she's talking to both me and him in turns. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table. Because.. Many thoughts crossed my mind. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him.. Or.... He was the first one to go in. but his confidence towards me in respect to her. As soon as I stepped into the bar. I should go sit at a circular table.. so she must be able to fall in love again.' . that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. 'This is enough. does not mix at all. But he was still going towards a rectangular table. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him... but I was not enjoying myself... It wasn't intentional.. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient.' So I went to a circular table.. but we didn't really say anything to each other. She followed me and called out to him to follow us.. and he went towards a rectangular table. Both He and I got drunk.
.. and I answered I had to go to the restroom.. Take care when you go back home..... I got really angry at her.... is what I said... .... I shouted at her............ I would have just congratulated her... My emotion took over from my logic and. Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway. Hurry up.. or I'll kill you! Me: -_-......... She asked me why I was getting up. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: .. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: .... But when I saw Her with Him. That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being.. Me: If you wanted to tell me this.. I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! ... It was probably because I was drunk.. But I really just wanted to go home.. I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain. okay? Her: Get back inside. I said Me: You know. you could've just called. For the first time... Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired...I got up from the table.. I thought I'll just call her on the way... Many different emotions were all mixed up. What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again. someone called me. As I went down the stairs... This wasn't what I wanted. If she called me and told me. it would not have been a big deal.. What was wrong with me? Her expression then...... and wish her happiness in her love.. so I'm going home. And I sneaked out of the bar. She came down a few stairs.. coming near me. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside. and the things she said through her action. I just wanted to congratulate her.. you could've just told me something like this over the phone.
She had ran towards me..... I covered my eye-. I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy... such human body part is referred to as an “eye”... In my wish to congratulate her........ I was stunned for about 5 seconds... Suddenly.. the name changes to something more professional and medical. and with her right hand... like a scene in a romantic movie.. grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand..... eyeball with my hand.. Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station... but... I think they call it... then go.. I was trying to figure out what had just happened.... I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion.. and turned me around by force. a bit of sadness was mixed in. But when I was making my way to the station. I headed towards the subway station. In my heart.. In my expectation for me to be happy for her... it bruised up nicely. WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye.. and a longing to say something.. She was speaking... and looked at her with my other eye. I felt too many different things as well........ and turned me around by force.. even her voice carried too many emotions. a big gaping hole began to form. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in. ...” She couldn't finish her sentence.. “If you want to go. Warmth.. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs. It was her..Sadness. Happiness.... 'Eyeball'.. Heartbreaking...O Typically.. Somewhere in my heart. something flashed before my eyes. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it.. o. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. like this →... but. turned me around by force. no.... someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder....
. she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well. I was done drinking....O If I didn't follow her..... My thoughts were muddled by alcohol.. I should've stayed there..... Perhaps... and she wasn't drinking in the first place.. I ordered another drink. for my right eye's sake.. He looked like he sobered up as well.... but she didn't answer him. that was the moment I had wished for..ball. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time.. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar. apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye...” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises.. that moment was then. But I walked out on her instead. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. so I followed her while putting some distance between us. and we were out of food... rubbing my left eyeball. He asked her where she went. so I drank by myself. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the .... You know. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar.... especially bruises around the eyes..Her: Follow me! Me: T. A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand.. The three of us got a rather big room. It was a bit embarrassing. I agreed as well. so he agreed. He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg. She said “Let's go do some karaoke.. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive... is to rub a cold egg on the spot..
I was familiar with the concept.. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me. I have no idea if this is true.. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good.. dance... feeling of loneliness.. She gave the microphone to me... Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing. No matter what kind of song. I felt the pain of separation.. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” ......listeners a minor orgasm. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing... He was singing. ballad.. my friends all want to go to the restroom.. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning..com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 ..com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me. it was her turn to sing.. you are my only one~~~ One day. (T/N: . I suck at singing.) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well. But I'm really good at using tambourine...... His eyes were fixed on Her.... Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing.. I gave it to Him. http://www. rock. *shrug*).. You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested.. tambourine.. or whatever.youtube... trot. she chose. long after you left me. I can accompany it well with the... to avoid listening to me sing. When I sing. You know. I don't really like going to karaoke.youtube. because he started to put in some numbers.
.... plus... Him: Yeah. I suck at singing.. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in..... We kept singing back and forth until time was up...com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds. So I picked a song and began to sing... I just picked out a random song and..com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01. it had to be this one..com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you.. she would have to take the subway home. then I'll see you next time too. and didn't know any song. It was my turn.tistory. we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day.... I was thinking about waiting for her. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book.... or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more... and she lived in Bupyeong. When she was with me...... She didn't say anything. it was time for us to part.. It wasn't because I had to part with her... it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song. In front of the building..tistory. He lived in Inchon.tistory...com %2F1275 OR http://depression01. I didn't think that I was in love with her either.... the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. she wasn't even looking at the screens. I would cry like an idiot. he had a car with him.tistory. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable.. She was still in the restroom.. Me: Today was fun. He was clapping.... But..... I didn't want to sing. and he was holding onto her bag.. He probably didn't want to see me next time either.. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room.. but then I thought that if I saw her. (T/N: http://goodieds... for some reason... My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening...She wasn't looking at Him or me..... We should hang out next time too.. .. I felt like this was her last song for me.. so she would have a comfortable ride back home.. but the situation was. He slung her bag on his shoulder.
. I took the escalator to the station. and the people outside the doors.. You know how in movies.. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her. ... I was so happy that. The people on the stair next to us.. while everyone was watching... 'Nutjobs... until we were near the Bupyeong station.. For some reason........ I smoked a cigarette. then... I don't think it was her....... Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us. and stayed there till the first one burned out. what was I thinking. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station..) . It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase. there were a lot of couples around me... For some reason.. Then. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station. I still don't know what she is thinking. The escalator kept going down.... I thought that if I kept going down... Heh..Just..... but my logical side ordered me. everyone was. suddenly.. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her. it doesn't really work that way. I wanted to look back to see if she followed me. I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again. I took out a second one..... I was about quarter way down when.. I was halfway down now. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes. the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality.. They just stared at us while probably thinking.. to just go home... we didn't say a thing...... I heard a voice calling for me. And then I passionately embraced her...... she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag. that's how I felt then.... I'll never get to see her again..... “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator... so I left before she got out of the restroom. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment.' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her..
... haha..... She no longer has any wounds or pain.. Her: What are you up to today? . Me:... Um.. But if she tells me to come out.... Her: Gyeon-woo. But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love........ Me: . Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer.. Her: And. Why? Because she'll be mad.. I'll write something funnier.. right? Your clothes get all wet.. but for a completely different reason. if she reads this... Next time. she'll beat me. so we walked side by side.. we could've taken a cab.. I go out. This was the end of her wandering...... She started to read this after her friend told her about it. but she said she wanted to walk a bit. The next story was about a month ago..... And I am with her.. well. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day.. Me: .. Nor can she... We arrive at her house. She said. why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me.... she'll laugh out loud.... and that's why she met Him in front of me.. I asked.. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car. It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him......... I liked your singing better...After we got off the subway..
... damn OneShot 01X.. So I went back to get my wallet. Damn.. ate something for lunch.. so I'm going to watch a movie at home. or “Bah-Pah”... I really can't go today..) Her: What business? Me: No.. crap. I don't even have money for the bus anymore. I have to treat her well while I can.. I casually washed my face.. but waaaaaaay more sappy. Gotta love it. there were only three of them in there. I called Her again.. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”.. Her: I don't have anything to do. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there. don't you just love pun humor? The movie. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way. took my cellphone. ^^. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-.) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. you should come out with me.. I forgot my wallet.. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years. Mom's not home. put on my clothes. opened the door.Me: It's raining... I only had 3000 won ($3) on me.. or “Connection”. B-U-S-Y! . which would mean he's cooking rice.. I rented “Touch Me. but. well.. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”. and went outs . he's saying he's busy..” ^^ (T/N:Ahh. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation... oppa (what girls would call their older brother). Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor...... (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances.. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon. Me: Hey.. so. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? . which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail.. I checked how much I had and. “Hey. I'm borrowing some of your money.. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”..Oh wait. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. Ugh.. this time. Anyway.
. Of course.. We left the cafe... This.Me: . I thought she was going to get angry.. I brought the big one. You still have your subway pass.. she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do. the days were getting shorter. . I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. but the guy was really fast.. I can't suggest going to get something to eat. and she brought the tiniest type. and the girl was staying really close to him. The guy finally let himself get caught. Her: Then just come out. it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by... Even though we had an umbrella. and big ones that looks more like a parasol.. but the girl was already soaked.. it was still raining hard. The guy was holding on to the umbrella. I was still holding onto it.... the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella.. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. Her? Also got drenched in the rain.. stupid! So. it's a long story. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. this is embarrassing. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club. Suddenly. It's still raining. I brought an umbrella. a couple was sharing an umbrella. This cafe was on the first floor. it was already getting dark.. unlike the summer. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop.. I can't suggest going to a cafe.. medium sized ones.. but.. and our shoulders and pants got really wet.. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach... but it was still raining. We were still sharing my umbrella. The girl chased after the guy.... Of course.. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. and it had huge windows for walls.. Man. was not a good experience for me.. Outside. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. After a while. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her....
I would be able to protect her.. I have to take her to her house. you know. Even if there were two. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. so I let her caught me. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight. I could do something about it. I could go all out. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy.. The rain had stopped by then.. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette.. Typically.. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. she was fast like a freak. We got closer and closer to the gangsters. you know.. . I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. to be honest. she used up hers and. my heart was pounding. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. like D'Artagnan.... I carried my umbrella like a sword.... I got really scared. Reserve.. If there was only one person there.. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. In that short time.. we were both broke. It was the Bupyeong station... two guys would keep me busy while the third... so we had to walk for a while. Our eyes met as we approached them.. It was really dark. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. I took her hand... and even though I may get hurt. But there were three guys. we would take a cab.. We were about halfway there. She was right next to me. It was too late to backtrack now. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something.. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand... As I picked it up. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters.. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically. in case we would have to run. why? Because I was broke. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me.... but we took the bus instead. Well.. about 10 meters ahead.... The bus station was a bit far from her house.She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me.
. I thought.. past or present. but in order for me to win.... Leader: I said. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader.' The two guys couldn't be helped.. Heh.' . what is with her? Having no other choice.. but She stopped in her track.. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor.. I thought “Thank God”.. Suddenly. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. But then... looking good there... get lost while you can. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish. The gangsters were looking at her. Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by... “Hey. sexily.. She was right behind me. in movies or in reality...... The two guys came closer. looking good there. you little. “Hey. I turned around.. Man.. I had to fight the leader of the group.. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.” like a corny movie line. I thought “Thank God”. they always say “Hey.” Gangsters. -_-.” I smirked. The leader of the group approached me. I'm not sexy enough? . “Hey. and the other two approached us and said. can be really simple. get lost! Me: What's with you.As we passed them by.. and said “Hey.. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters. all we have to do is just run. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by.. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad... But then..
must be an expert. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position.. -OSo... “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. Suddenly. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face.. if the fight drags on. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain.. pinching.. that doesn't happen.. scratching.. It was dirty. I retreated a little. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit.. still foaming on the mouth.... -_-.. with his nose.. clutching onto his family jewels. in real fights... Falling forward. and. The other two tries to grab her hands.. falling backward. He stopped it. I kicked him in the testicles. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away. They were facing me. . I kept fighting back and forth.. and. the other two will. and bravely stopped the punch.. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down.... hitting with elbows.. with my eyes.. I thought. since their leader was on the ground.. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. I turned towards her.. biting. one of the gangsters fell down. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then...... raising my toes. With the leader of the group. At this rate.. o..... I heard a swish as the other one fell down. They hesitated.. I felt a gust of wind pass by me.... Even during all that.. while she was behind me.O I got punched once... Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks... I yelled.
.. But... anyway. and another one doing the same.. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared. And next to us. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming. wooden bench. we're at the local police station.. and fourth time offenders each.. but she looks perfectly normal... They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. Well. A local security officer was passing by... we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale. and even though I was wearing the protectors.You guessed correctly. is really. and I was panting... where were you guys? Why come now. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them. AND they got hit on the head. and they weren't wearing protectors. the leader guy actually was turning yellow. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once. My face was red. no less! Of course.. I guess it still hurts.. the police officers didn't believe them either...... And the idiots... They probably got their skulls cracked. but I've never been caught. @$ $holes. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head.. ... Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch.. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword.. the three idiots were sitting on a hard.. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them... Around us. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle. second time. I was covered in mud and water. I can't even describe them... Man..... really good at kendo. he used his walkie-talkie to call the police. she actually looked pretty cool. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking.. not even a misdemeanor... and after seeing this picture..... We're absolutely clean.. when the situation has been taken care of? And now... They did a background check on us.. I almost fainted. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl.. but.. that was the scenery here.... first time. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them.....
.. Brrr...... my body began to twitch and shiver a little. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a . we went to Her house. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb. in jail...... After her uncle talked with the police officers. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours... her uncle came in.. Remember her uncle. but because Her parents were closer.... I was so nervous.. Oh boy... Chapter 21 We're at Her house.. At least they know that it's embarrassing... Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room..... I was a mess. They're looking straight at us.. but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street... But this is the first time I've met her parents.. we all came outside of the police station. I'm inside her house now. Her and I are sitting on a couch... Her parents came into the police station.. I've met her uncle before...... with her parents. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle.. and after 20 minutes.. but to see them face to face.. I'm really nervous now.. I've talked with them before briefly on the phone. After 10 minutes. they contacted them... They're saying I beat all three of them.They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them.. . I was about to call my parents. Then. Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family... police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit... right? I mentioned him a few times before.. they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter.. the district attorney.. the kind that the head of the family sits on... I could feel my body go rigid.
.. Her mom brought me a cup of juice. my mom's curly hair. ^^.. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness..... I meant we all have our own soaps. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps.. wait..... everyone has their own toothbrushes. my brother's brown hair.. Soaps are everywhere. -_-....... in a girl's house. it's more like a hobby. blocking the sink..The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap..... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but. and my dad's hair all harmoniously.... haha! This must be the one she uses.. oh. warm water began to come out.... the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey. her father began to speak.. my black hair..... if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy. not to dry). no. all the nervousness in my body dissolved out. so I drank it in one gulp... Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person..... "You. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower..... In any case.. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before. could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house. and the next day.. the funny thing is.. the undefinable scent of a mature woman... That scent was in the bathroom as well.... this isn't some mental problem that we have. Hm.. I guess she's the only one using it....... Yes! . Anyway. For your information... I went to Her room... -_-.. I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life. So the bathroom is very dirty. and there are my sister's yellow hair.. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom. The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family.. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode.... no less.
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
. ha... so I'm keeping the style.. Also. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language.) style of writing. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. .... I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience.... Haha. I'll be sure to take your advice. You're 25. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity. because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth. So you should write using a more proper style.. I use proper grammar. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well.. but in chatting or in cyberspace. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people.. I'm not so sure which side is correct. What? Her: . Her: Hey... . and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. she asked me...... Oh... -_-.. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed.. Me: Why. there's really no problem. are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-.. Oh...And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations.. so you're not exactly young. I really think both sides have valid points. Chapter 22 Out of nowhere. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. since this is on the internet. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school.. But if I write anything else online. ha.. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked. ^^. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company)." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century.
I get all weak-kneed. Hmm. Well.youtube.. what a devious girl. but I can't really tell what she's thinking.... I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this. for me. though? Her: What the.She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question. what have she done this early in the morning already... Haha." Her: Hello? Me: What the. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see... you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days... I can't even remember birthdays well. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. I was sleeping so well.. I was completely awake. really? Haha. what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline..com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning... Her: Hey..... (T/N: http://www.. when you're being hypnotized by something.. Her: I see. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh.. she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching.... I guess you're right.. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh. like you're drunk... But when she said "Hello" on the phone.. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly.. I feel dreamy.. Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important. you know... whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. So I told her like so.. I go completely insane when I see a naked girl. Haha.. you know.. thinking "Oh dear God.... Hmm. of course.. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? . Anyway....... Me: Well. 100th day of what....... Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure........ right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah..
^^" While drinking our coffees. It's today.. I don't really remember the name. she ordered two coffees without asking me........ Hah. the one that we first went to. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift.. I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day..... I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot... she called me again...But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day.. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics.. She was waiting for me there. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds.... and in case she takes my share again. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday.. We decided to meet at that cafe... So.. I decided to just hang out with her all day. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately. Few days ago. I'll just get hit a couple of times..... and she said.. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her.. I said "Hey..... We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station.. right? Me: Yeah. tears and snots flowing down. The day before our 100th day... My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday.. we began to talk about the first time we've met. and she was tempted a bit.. Just like then. "I'll pay for it this time. We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. "that cafe?" You ask? You know. Her: You know it's tomorrow. she wants to just hang out too. and is now living life bravely ^^. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast.. she met the guy she used to be in love with.. I pointed my finger at it and said .
. and I followed her. They buy stuff from the local street market. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store... . And we went into the department store. As long as it's under 50. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. . mostly because of my prejudice against them.... So I've never really bought anything from a department store. However...Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store.. as if following a script. Hehe. Gyeon-woo... no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding.. right?! Me: Of course!! . I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. “That's one of our latest product.except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school... I really like window shopping. following the most recent fashion trend... Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-. Me: Yeah? Then try it on. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty. At this point. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price. you know the rumors. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this. You really have good eyes. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much. ma'am. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section. arrange them around so that they look fancier.. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there.
2 m......million? It's just pocket change. Hey.. I could just say screw it and buy it for her.Me: Wh... Mom: W-What is this?! 1. it's too expensive.. Her: -_-.. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card... Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside...” The next day... Her: No way. I took dad's credit card with me today.. I'm going to the library to study. Hey. I then saw a vision. But.2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1. after all.. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo.... I will come back and make it all up to you... uh..2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey.. you have really nice legs. we forgive you for everything. Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa.. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . 1...Wha. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes. Uh. Though it's not as expensive...2 million won ($1... She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes.. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes.200) Me: 1.2 million pocket change.... Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1...
. see. let's go get something to eat. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime.. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present. comment “Hey. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents.. Can't really think straight when you're hungry... we left the place. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House. messing around the place. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1.. Where do you want to go? Her: Well.2 million suit. I.000 won shoes ($100). When someone else is about to buy a 100.. . In a moment of desire for childish revenge. Actually. um... Me: Yeah. right? Her: Whoa.. And before the sales rep finds out. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80.. And then.. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins...2 million.She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1.... it was nighttime. If I get caught.. and it was already nighttime. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present. We were like little kids... it's dark outside already. so we left the department store without buying her a present. or the Blue-Roofed House.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around.. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep.. we got pretty hungry.. that is..
T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www. So... one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun. ramen would have been a better choice. remember? I mean.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I....... http://c.tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun. THAT.com/imgs/qrsi... you say? . I mean....I stole dad's credit card..nate.. Her: Hey.. THAT. Or we could not eat at all. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So.imdb..ask.. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind. I want to eat.. seafood-broth-based noodle. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something. Me: You want the double-sized bowl..... jajangmyun. that jjamppong looks really tasty... I personally hate it. .. right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy. I mean. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But.. Me: …....jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. Her: So. this was our 100th day anniversary. but.. why jajangmyun of all things.... but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'. we went to the Chinese restaurant.. But..
.. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. and we went to some cafe. with all the buses and subway closed for the day... and went to the place she wanted to go to. then we went to a cafe.Me:.. there's a place we have to go. Me: It's midnight already. Her: Just... I can just crash there. why are we here? Her: Let's go in. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students.. couldn't even tell which way was which. we went to go see a movie. but with the college there... I've never been in this area before. Her: Let's switch. After dinner. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. I followed her after getting off the cab. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo.. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. And now. What if there's no room left for me. Me: Oh really?. . there were a lot of girls walking around the place... We took a cab. it's already midnight. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. Before they built the college there..... You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. you say? Well. follow me... so. which are flowing with miserable tears.
.. from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11. everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip... the guests of honor are here.youtube..... they're made for each other.. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”...... painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness.. ....com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together......... That couple.. When we went inside..... . and sets it up on the table.... God.. we exchange pleasantries..... And just sat there for about a minute or two... Why? Because I'm a man. After sitting down in one table.. glass tables...... The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs........imdb. there was a familiar face. Okay.. Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on. oh. Couple-Girl: Finally... there were couple people around.. I think I can hear music playing from somewhere. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe.. But I didn't cry....... in a way.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there... http://www.. though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www....Me: Here? The signs are all off.. Her friend comes in with a cake.. Everyone around us clapped. aren't they closed right now? Her:.. I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this.. I think this was her first time planning something special for me.. but they were all turned off.. Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling... and there was a white piano in the corner. shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved.... I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames. There were two candles on the tiny cake. -_- ....
. thanks... for everything. the skull is kinda cute... so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find... Me: …. and felt... but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark). The box was as big as a crate of apples..... but. Gyeon-woo. I didn't buy those underwear.. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend... A... Aside .. that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www. I could have taken out a shirt..... I went through the pretty wrapping papers. Her. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha. I didn't get anything for you at the department store.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me... were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. As mom had all the spending money in the house.... so I guess she got me some clothes to wear. It was dark everywhere.. Open the present.. but something was shining nonetheless.. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big. I have a present for you. Me: Yeah.... There were several clothes in the box. Me: For what? Her: Just..imdb..... Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah. Her: That's okay..... skull? Yes. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear.... Me: Yeah.. she picked out everyone's clothes..Her: Here. but underwear of all things. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark.. go ahead and open the present. “presents”... that's right... or pants.
. thanks for the presents... then. when I'm wearing that one.. an orange carrot glows right where. come here for a second. I am more than willing to sell it online.from this skull one.. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:.. If anyone's interested.... now I understood why she asked me that question.... you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So. so.. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week. at night.... Everyone else stood around the piano. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. As I'm writing this. and you can't even last two lines?! . I can still remember how amazing it was.. She continued as the second part of the music began..... and ended abruptly with a mistake. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity.. there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano. Though it was an awkward performance... and she sat down in front of it. She drags me over to the piano. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note... Suddenly. then lightly placed her hands over the keys.. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air... This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline. I heard her friend talking to Her about it.. Later. the carrot that glows in the dark right where. I stared at her.. She took a deep breath.. Me: Um. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something... (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear.. Her: Gyeon-woo. so I practiced all week.. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones.. she was really beautiful. She smiled sheepishly..
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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