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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
Apparently..$.. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel.. She ordered two coffees without asking me.. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. I couldn’t believe it...... then told me “You’re buying. So yes.... Me: Yes ma’am. she was waiting outside... brave. Completely wasted.Chapter 2 If you think about it. Let’s go get something to eat. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. I know a friend.. she read my memo and called me...... Then she told me to take care of the bill. give it here. why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey. read below). Damn it.. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened.. To be honest..” Then.” .. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes.) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel....but.... I was a bit afraid to talk to her. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me. and then she would. You had to be there T. -_-. and when she was done. she took it from me. and started munching on it. I’m hungry.... she’s very brave. as soon as she woke up. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said.. she knows the area well. I’m hungry too.... They say ignorance is strength.. send me an email.. Get over here..... b. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so.. She won’t remember anything from last night.. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach. it’s me. She must live somewhere around here... she looked at mine and said “Hey. $. are you eating that or not? If you’re not.T We went to the nearest restaurant. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you.
... Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men.. She said her goodbyes.. then she told me. Then. We went outside the shop.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl. I met her at the coffee shop again.. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. people start looking at me. She was breathtaking. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- ..~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. That evening.A thought crossed my mind.. drank until she were gone. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. I’m a nice guy... just like last night... so I came back. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup..@ (The waitress) –.... ~. Again.. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong...). She said she would call me at night.. I wasn’t going to pay this time. “Give me some money for taxi.. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping. then.... Then we started to drink.. Then she started telling me about yesterday. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened.. and I started feeling sorry for her.. On her ID.” .. she was crying. So I gave her 10. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of. She didn’t remember my face. she was a whole new person. People in the coffee shops were looking at me.. then told me that she was dumped yesterday. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you. she began to cry in front of me. Plus.. she might drink too much again. sounded like a movie with chunks missing. I lived in Seoul. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday. Is she? She’s really shameless. I did it because I was really scared. right? Actually. she was really calling me. she was unconscious.” What the hell. her eyes were saddened. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable.... Suddenly.. I was a bit nervous. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie.000 won ($10).~ ~...
.. and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am. She really was pretty..1976).. Here’s a good news. -_-. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah.. there are lots of stories to be told. “Like” is too casual... it’s been three months. so I thought.) Me: I. but “Love” is too heavy. And yes. ‘dates’. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!. I felt sorry for her. Once again.. She’s not acting like a drinker.... and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain. She’s younger than me. After confirming that she was younger than me.. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable.. Right now.... why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully.. In any case... area.. She must have changed into. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol.. maybe. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend. Something was wrong about her....... buying medicine and everything.... there were plenty of.. recognizing us. ‘Please don’t throw up.. but.. which meant I had to go to school... also at the chest. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know.’. but since my birthday is early.. into this... Tomorrow was Monday... I’m sure she feels the same way about me too. The owner welcomed us. I use informal format with her as well now...... and slept in the corner. My friend are all 74. -_-.. . It’s been pretty horrible three months. and of course.. I think you’re a 76. Owner: Go ahead... I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975)... she’s on my back.. I’m treated like a 74. Then I went to the same motel last night. I could hear my own heartbeats.. But I gave it up. and I’m older. then I told her. Chapter 3 So..
Our tough. and everyone looked towards it. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. Then the class continued. And that’s how I got to use informal to her. At 2:30. She sat right next to me. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. so she wanted to do something. really? How old are you? Ok. I blame my friends. But people were talking left and right. Then she said out loud. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her. And then. It hadn’t been that long since semester started.. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. in lecture. tough girl.. Quietly. I’m a college student. Something wasn’t quite right.. I could hear her footsteps. I hoped she didn’t notice me... she called me...Girl: Oh. Whenever I got some money. they use back doors.. a reason to go to this class. Usually.. the lecture started at 2. And yes. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. We have a strange connection. so though students recognized each other. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me..’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. she was one brave student. I blame alcohol.... so I couldn’t get out until 5. As soon as I found out it was her. Whoever this was. She was coming towards me.. She said she didn’t have class that day. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met... I just wanted to run away. Then she told me she was coming here. It’s not like I could stop her.. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays.. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays.. when students were late for classes.. . but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process. then you use informal too. After lunch. I’m not that impressive myself.. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class.. She goes to S university. I turned around and pretend to be asleep. and we spent the two nights in a motel.. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it. I was at school. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. Few days later. I blame the world.. ‘She’s new.
So I told her. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. It felt kinda good.” If someone else had to me this.. of course..“Bro. she told me “Ok”.. and that you were the father. I just decided to take the F.. “Gyeon-woo. She was waiting for me outside. Surprisingly. She followed.. But. I’d be known throughout the school as. I could not ditch this class.. I wouldn’t have believed it. so the professor told them what she told him. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. The students complained about letting me go.. This girl. idiot.. In case she started talking to me. What the hell. I’m not exactly a model student.. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. . why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. But. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent. the girl next to you is really cute.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture... This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness.” “Huh? Professor.. I got up quickly. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. During the CAD class. but she was nowhere to be seen. Haha.. Two hours left.... Let’s work on her after class.. Then the break came. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding.” I thought to myself ‘Moron. she was definitely capable. and told me we should go somewhere else... And sat back down.. Then I couldn’t go to that class again. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert. I’ll count you as present. “Hey.. Everyone was looking at me with envy. I didn’t do anything to her... Just kill me instead.. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. After 10 minute break. ‘That guy’.” Yeah... In all honesty.. the class continued.... so go ahead.
(My tuition.. Oh. ^^ I live for people like you.. she probably would have drank it all by herself.. I have a bottle of soju with me.. .... If I didn't get there in time. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service.T) Once again.. you had to work your ass off to get a B. I can't get there by subway in half an hour. but I don't have any classes either.. she called me that day as well. Like I wrote from last chapter. made a mess. actually... She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain.T.. and I’m already left out. on Wednesday.... The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration. I can't... . you know why. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more. "You have half an hour. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will. scary.. That class." . One in 120 gets an A in that class....... right? Yes.. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house....... This one time... .. Especially Wednesday. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays... So people started hating me even more. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!".Afterwards.. She didn't call beforehand.... I didn’t go to class at all.. Yes... Anyway.. she called me. so get here in half an hour.. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays.. So I took the cab... She really did have a bottle of soju with her... people were talking and talking. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays... He told me it was gonna become a campus legend.. I have to get there in 10 minutes. any classes I took. And. Without an exception. "I'm at Shin-do-rim station. and told me.. and...T I live in Shin Dang district.. For the people who know why.. That’s not all. T. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far.. and only took the final. Thank you. She came to my class in a Wednesday and..." . You've read all the writings so far..
. girls turn really cute in amusement parks.. There wasn't much to do.. she called out a passerby. but now. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell..... she started to cry.. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee. I ran away. sat there. "That lake is so pretty.. Apparently. T." I became a bit tense... she would be the same... She's probably thinking of her ex again. then.. and hid behind a bench. and what with the streetlights.." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy. But just a can of beer?..... I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl. Then. just hamburgers. Who the hell are you? Crazy. She wanted to take a closer look.. it's just soft drink. Maybe she had a good day...com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards. So we went through the bushes and went closer. I guess she got tired of picking fights...... We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers).. I wish I could go inside.. When you ask them to ride something scary. She wants to go to Lotte World. lakes. Though she was tough on the outside. I thought she might jump into the lake... she wanted to drink beers.. and screams. the mood was just right. Whatever. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty...... Usually. so we just. she was so fragile inside. Already..T...This is where my war begins. I stood by her side. I bought lunch. Right? I thought. with strangers...... they pretend to be scared. there were streetlights... But today. I found myself drowning in the lake....... she was pretty generous with time limit. the place was crawling with gangsters. we went to Sukchon Lake.. .. By the time we finished.. (A part indoor. It was getting dark. we sat down too.. 30 minutes. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell.. In her eyes... the place was filled with couples sitting on benches. she didn't say anything.. She suddenly said to herself.... she even bought the day-pass. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. I felt so bad for her. in the old days. and all that stuff... Out of nowhere.
but.. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'.. so she pushed me into the lake. I asked later. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless.. Even she must have been surprised. By then.I tried to get out... We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. I could hear the siren by then...... 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night. I couldn't say anything.. there wasn't any other way. No one tried to help me. I was just sad. Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend. *If I'm completely out of my mind.. When can she recover from all that? Next day.. I really felt for her... you guessed right.. She was nodding all along.. a Local Man Attempts Suicide. No.. please call the number below.. ... People by the lake gathered around. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. No one knew what to do. so I eventually crawled out. but no one tried to get me out... a daily newspaper had a small headline. I know.. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely. She wanted to see how deep the lake was... and went to a local station. The land is in front of me.. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet. I can't swim.. I couldn't be angry at her either. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake. what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards.. Me: Hey.
and get meeee... saw me sleeping under the station bench. but all I remember is calling her. She was worried because I did something very out of character... and I had to head home only semi-consciously.." She lives in Bupyeong. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then. If you think about it. was appealing).. "Listen... and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. then her uncle.. well. ... I. You have to get off here." "No. But then. I had a blinding headache. quietly.. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench.... barefoot..... 30 minutes is pretty generous. Then I fell asleep. at least. I realized she hadn't come last night..I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. I took the lane heading to Inchon. and using a soda can as a pillow. -_-.. "Sir. and he lived in Jemoolpo. My life was over. Jemoolpo Station. standard. This is Jemoolpo station.. I was always pressured by her time limit. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk.. Why am I in here? Let me out. I drank two bottles that day.. I tried to remember what happened. My stomach was not feeling good at all.. (Still. my beautiful and tough girl game in. *gags* *burps* I'm at. Apparently... there were some coins thrown in front of me. trying to figure out where I was. and had a painful thirst as well. I was a complete stranger. I was in jail. It really was Jemoolpo station. I just sleep. A cop got me a cup of water. I don't remember anything after that.... It's me...S.. When I woke up.. When I arrived at the Subway station. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge. And then I called her. the world really is a nice place to live in.......... Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone. "Hey!... Half an hour later." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. You gotta come here. -_-.. uh. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney.. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. thank you.. young man. at least. and called her uncle in the middle of the night. in 30 minutes...
. I'm going to Xerox it. That day. but if I wrote the answers before the story. she put one in mine. Also. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend.. she'll kill me. this is Gyeon-woo 74.) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination.. a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung.. she beat the living hell out of me. at the point of writing this. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in. right? She has nothing to do with her. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . Hahyung is suffering because of me...... she agreed to put me in jail. I'm a mental patient.. and told me that if I do something like this again. Sometimes. so if you see me acting crazy. I really hate her friend. he's not acting that pissed off either. Later when I get a job at an office.. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal.. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name.. If something happens to me. (It's already too long.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. *Hello. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. and of course..... 'You're worse than me. -_-. I'm completely out of my mind. Also.. but still.. -_-.. Hello.. certain situations) in our wallets.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station.. it doesn't look good. Remember that the author is. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. posting it on a website for people to read... It's pretty cool.. Oh..
I'm going to be killed along with my fingers..... And yes. male employees are gonna suffer. \_/ From here. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty.hs.jpg) (Once again... and it's gonna cost about 50....) She's a senior in college right now... no.... I apologize sincerely once again.... she wants you to know that she's very qualified..... If the visited counter is lower than before. (I have nothing to say...) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?.. she calls me... I don't know what to say to this.... I thought all my fingers were going to break. I got there in hour and half...." She's very pissed off.kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good..000 won ($50). she's.... Now..jayang. but only express taxis. how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die... And I'm a really poor guy.. wherever she gets a job at. I told her we should just post a picture of us.) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him. Is it still on?) She's very smart too. If there's a good position open.. then she beat the crap out of me. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour.. (Too much TV. I'm going to write this the way she want me to.. Taxi? Yeah..) . I wanted to keep the middle ones.... What excuse would I use? No. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station.I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. if you ask me... chapter six.. (She thinks internet can do everything. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www. I'm writing the way she wanted me to. She receives scholarship awards.. there's no way subway can get there in one hour.
I get more and more nervous... but my friends are 74 Panthers... Me? As I said before..... Anything she need? Doesn't exist. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything. either in January or February. Think about it. her birthday is April 16th.. I'm 75 Rabbit..... then they said "Idiot. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered.. anyway. no wonder you're so. I don't want to do this either.. speaking of murder. but . Oh. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him. what should I get her.... a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce. please edit out the sentences in parentheses.. she. Please? I'll buy dinner. (Note: Most likely. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon). She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy.... I apologize once again. doves....... Money? She has too much. I'm dirt poor.. you know why... as she opens the trunk of the car. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75..... his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. Birthday. Chapter 7 On her ID... and she's a economic administration major.. it's in June. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near..She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis. (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this.. right? Please.. right? Fast 75.. I thought about doing something for her instead.. So I reminded them that I was a rabbit.." What a great bunch of friends. but on the calendar. I don't know why. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again.... as her birthday approaches day by day. Instead of something I can buy. I have to survive. might murder me.
. secured her safety belt. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. I immediately called my friends who were still working there. but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage. or a driver's license. . My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them. saying that they'll get fired. I would go with her into the amusement park... I don't have a car.... and tell her. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park...000 won ($100). I was in charge of operating some rides.. Kim Hee Sun came to the park. this is all I got. (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.. this was it. they still couldn't find a better job. and turn on whatever the ride she wants.... I took her ticket.. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. but I couldn't give up..org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200. Apparently. Me: Fine... So. but they refused..... There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years)... take her near the carousel. In the middle of the night.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy......But.000 won ($50). and even got an autograph (awesome!).. and there'll be security in the place anyhow. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know..wikipedia.. bribe them for me. (Picture reference: http://en. As I stretch my two arms to the sky.. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50. I used to work at an amusement park... 100..
... she asked me why we're going there. then the carousel turns on with music.. I practiced in front of the carousel.. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this... and I took 10 minutes. She's yelling at me... Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night. going for a drink would be the best solution. being completely out of your mind.. Of course... They tell me everything is ready. the day is almost over. she would be quite unpredictable. Then we ride the pirate ship. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. I decided we would climb the wall...... It's her birthday. The day has come. I tried to find a side door.... A bouquet? I don't have one.. Then we move on to the pirate ship.. The day before her birthday.... I'm so proud of my brain cells. so I figured the front gate would be closed. I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park..... I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel.. I didn't really answer.. with both arms stretched out. She's. And I quickly pretend I was yawning.. I have to endure it. but... and we ride the carousel. As we go on. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts. She climbs over in seconds. "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less. You're good at that right?... .... one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them. I called my friends I was heading over there.. Passerby are staring at me. and I have to keep her with me till the late night..." I stretch my arms........ if she drinks a half a bottle. we have to move in at late night. Just the two of us. please? Let's be crazy and just do it.. probably an expert wall climber. It's 1 in the morning. but there weren't any. We arrived at the wall of the park."This is my magic for you.
Since they promised... her uncle. whispered.. along with my friends. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening. She must have been taken by surprise.... (you remember the first time. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved... it was very dark.... Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. right?) In any case...My heart was beating loudly.. they can't risk getting fired.. "This is my magic for you. sir.... the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail. We headed over to the carousel.... "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now.. Since that job was the only way they can support their families. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So.. Then. everything was going according to the plan. Carousel is turned on. she and I. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. spent the night in jail together. they all got fired..... we're at the police station. and as practiced. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders.. but they refused. I hear whistles. Next day.. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day.. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. This is my second time in jail... and we couldn't see anything." I stretch my arms to the sky.. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday.. .. we were sent to the police. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry. Finally.... they tried to bribe the security. out of nowhere. See... She's about to cry. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel. After getting yelled by security for hours.. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift.. came by and took care of it.... the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. In front of the carousel. yes.
. when the weather turned really nasty..... And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again. but there are sides of her that are cute like that. movies. there's no way I'd remember something like that. and took the first place!!!. I just wanted her to be happy.. this 100th day? If you have a good idea. . .. and Kung Fu. what would I do for her. rapists.. I beat them all... she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves.. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1.... And once again. -_-.. She's really rough. That's right. jail -_-). motel (?)....... video place.... She has almost moved on from him now. robbers. Drug dealers.. I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV..... PC House. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication.. Judo.... Pretty soon.. You're right...But. one degree." and decided to play squash (you know. She called me and reminded me. so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. What is she up to?. Kendo... Hapkido.. but I'm a martial artist too.. Of course. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something.... murderers..... To tell you the truth. I'm still marked by her uncle... please email me. I have. In Taekwondo. You don't believe me? ..... It was July. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me.. You won't believe me. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys). it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway.... For two months. because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months. really. I . I don't think she had time to think about him at all.
. long time no see. how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and.. Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish.." From here... ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight...... But Kendo is a pretty tough sport... I started to get nervous. Me: I.. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks. She must've been angry that she lost. I think I have a stomach cramp... there was no way she knew how to do Kendo... Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.... Me: I don't want to drink with you.. Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me. and.. the result? Of course I won. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her. but I did have some experience with Tennis. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here. Yes.. Her: Then. So.. . It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent...... So we go to the Kendo gym. she wanted to do Kendo... ever. She.... She has no idea what's coming.... so I was pretty confident... the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough....... I was confident once more. It's a murder on your shoulder and back. Whatever. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-. wanted to make a bet.never played squash before.. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No.. When I was little. I can win against her in something. and I was back to my old self again. and even if she did.. Don't regret it. "Hey..... Me: Okay.
A girl with Kendo degree. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack. Wait!... isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this.. I answered.... And ardently I.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. 3 meters apart.. is scary as hell. washed my face with cold water. and there's tension in the air....... it probably would've killed me. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .. I went to school. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and. But if I had gotten hit. then I don't remember what happened. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee...... I called for timeout..... but my phone started to vibrate. She approaches. I was barely conscious. I begin to sweat. I feel sudden pain at my side. then a cramp in my head. I'd won the squash game... Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I. head.. leg. but me. who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something.. BAM! She went straight for my head. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day.(Kinda like this.. it went head..) We both have the bamboo swords.. and came back to my seat. then... waist. sometimes. got a place in the library... That's right. but not the fight.. It looked as if it was rising. And now I'm getting sleepy. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept.. it was her. I could see the ceilings. Any case... I just pretended I was knocked out. smoking....... It was awesome... And of course.... barely awake. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day.. so she still owes me a wish. I could see the stars. Hey! When I watched it on TV... ... slept. and I stare right at her sword... and opened my book. What should I tell her?.. I study..
It is a noodle with black bean sauce.. Lunch was a few minutes ago." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate. Hurry up. Do you want to die..." "No. that was sweet of her... kinda sweet. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful)." . you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right.." "I have to study today... Think your local university." "Wait. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well..... she said "I'm hungry.info/cuisine/nudle/p_11. the silent library became noisy. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood." In the drowsiness of my sleep. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single.. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. The double one is mine... -_-. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun.. and neither of us had anything to eat so.. But then. What should we get?" "Just whatever. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation.. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. disgusting.. our orders are switched.. and she tells me "Hey.). coffee shops. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See. and the street right next to it filled with shops. this is why I can't even study at the library.. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool. kinda salty... so meet me there."Hello?" "Hey. I quickly got my bag packed..htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks." Suddenly. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there." She wants jajangmyun.. etc. something feels wrong...
I told her "Hey.. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one... Before finishing mine.. for us to have eaten the same amount. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us... and now. I finished mine.. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D. but she still has one more to go.... you have to eat one more single. Everyone was looking at us. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later.. I picked up my chopsticks. it was just like that." At this point..." Daikon pickles fly at me.. but like I said.. but are too busy staring at us. so it's not fair. ." She doesn't let up "No. I ate three bowls. you know. and said.. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun). other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them. "Let's go... I ask the waitress "I need another double here.... You have to get another one.. there's another double in front of me. and so is she.... she says "Hey."Then." We shouted at the same time and started eating... your first bowl was a single. I'm finishing up mine.... can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double. she finished.... and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl...ohmynews.. "No way! Ma'am.. ma'am. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color... But.jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun... with that black sauce. You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit...." "Can I get jjamppong (once again. I have my pride.. The owners aren't even working. as if we were crazy.. we need one more single. But I have my pride too. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl.
meaning that the place was packed with people. and on her face.. She was writhing with pain.. After a while.. Then some guy passed by.. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. We try to stop it. but we looked at the ... on Saturday. coughing and then spitting thick. and was watching us. That was around 3 pm.. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us.... She tells me. "I can't walk anymore. the sun looks like a daikon pickle.. 2 singles and 5 doubles..... So..... damn it.." We ate... black. and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it.. while holding the telephone poll.. let's rest here for a second. I cringe and looked at her. shaking. . Everyone looks like delivery boys. we're about to faint... 20 bucks. result. I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason. We got in front of a Baskin Robins. collapsed near a telephone poll.. We saw that..... yellow mucous right next to us.. "How much?" "Let's see.. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face.. threw up in front of them.... if someone hit my stomach right now.. then.. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk.. like I said.... Everything is. And we looked around... and.... she's an econ major.." She ordered another double. we were holding hands (lovely) and. went at it again. and we stood up............ But.. the noodles are near my throat.. and we left the place. I managed to eat 2/3 of it.. I'm an engineering major. we started to throw up. So we sat..."We have to finish this....
.. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. ugh. "So last Saturday.. and I got a call from her.. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run... I went back to school on Monday. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um.. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. so come over and I’ll make you something. it was all black and... After that. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls.. at least that guy didn't know it was me.I took her hand and ran. my parents won’t be home for two days.. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. thanks to the jajangmyun residue...... Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind. and their face was covered with that black stuff.. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah.. I went to the University street.. I know. But I still have no idea what they ate." I thought I was having a heart attack. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah... Well. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant. .. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best.. but some guys in my major was talking in groups.
after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. just in case. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . and… Well. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. and my face turned a several shades whiter. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me.]. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited.. Once inside.She’s…. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States.
she promised to make something really special for dinner. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. messing with me. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. “Do you want to eat it. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. While watching her sleep. it’s a special ramen. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. I turned my head towards the right side. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. Her head was right next to mine. . Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. not DVD… lol remember. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. Looks good.“Yeah. with her head on my chest. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. She was still sleeping. I decided that the movie was no good. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face.
It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. “Type these for me. . what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. I began to cry. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished.sangganews. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. Picture reference: http://www. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. I drank a 1.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true.
. meaning. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon.. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. I include pictures of foods. It's me. translations will continue at a faster pace. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey.. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today..” “W-wait. places. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty.” “. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. In this very chapter. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. the author does go back and forth a lot. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. This is due to the fact that. The humor... I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!".. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. this translation is not word-for-word.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that.. And just to be on the same page. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again. Contrary to the context of the word. I promise :-) Also. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. in the original work. it literally means cute. okay?” .. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well. like a cuddly baby chick. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. So hurry. I promised to introduce you to them. attitude. Gyeon-woo. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah..
As soon as I got to the table. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other.. So...kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. she began to speak..co.videoman.. and after discussing what to do next. there's a guy in the group as well. you came! Sit down. Gyeon-woo: H-hello. her..jpg) . five of them total. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl. they were feeding each other in turn. we all decided to go watch a movie. but. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that. No hands. a couple. Pic reference http://www. guys. After leaving the coffee shop. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility.. I just wanted a coke. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there.... His name is Gyeon-woo.. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. when they say that I'm cute... Sweetie~” At the same time. rice cakes. This is the guy I was telling you about.) The group consisted of me. and two other girls.. just with spoons. We ordered soon after we were introduced... so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. the two girls ordered coffee. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. fruits.. Anyway.. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them...The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station.. it means I'm not much to look at. but. The theater was practically empty. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans. and no saliva on the spoon. (Ugh. “Aw. huh. . and sweetener. Her: Hey. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute.. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans.
. After making her promise not to drink too much... one for her.. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place. her and I. yeah. paper.. kissing in public.. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. She does laugh a lot more than she used too... One for him. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder.. and the popcorn went into the air. and they were holding each other's free hand. making a rather nice firework. Both of our mouths were full of popcorn.The lights went out and the movie started. the girl had her hand on his waist...... had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle.. one for her. To make it worse. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please... (You know why. Ugh.. right. It was a bit nauseating to see. One for him. . We both pulled.. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more. aggressive. I glanced at the other couple. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser... we'd never get that nauseating with each other. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity.. They were in each other’s arm. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I.. We were playing rock.. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time.. Heh heh heh. we went to get something to drink. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically. making unusually large noise. At the same time..
There are about a million games you can play in the subway.. If anyone wants to challenge me.... right. I could've gotten a perfect victory. I never lose at Odd/Evens. okay? Her: No way. You hit twice. Here we go! . let me know. If they step over with their right foot. I win.. she wins. I need to pay my phone bills. right foot. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong... and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even. I'll list them off later.Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. It takes about an hour. Me: Have it your way then.... I took her back to her house then too. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again... T.... ugh. he steps over with his left foot. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years)... It was a bit late at night. so we decided to play games on the way. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot. so I'll just hit you once. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance.. right foot. Third kid. I don't really like taking girls back to their house.. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal. a lot.. Me: It's 2:1.. and we must have missed the evening rush. she might beat me up.. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. and I'll hit once. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot... Right after we broke up. right foot. It was so close.. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there.. Winner takes all the coins)..T But I don't have a choice this time. To make it worse.. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin..
Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What... They're on leaves.. Yes. Her: No way. I get to slap you on the face instead. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard.. She then made a suggestion.. You're right... This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders.... 1 meter. if I lose. She must've gotten really scared.. Her: This is unfair. Left foot. They were all privates or PFCs.. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: . I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb. 2 meter... after all... go!!! “Left foot. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us... Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. Now.. Left foot. I knew it... 3 meter.. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders. I am sadistic. -_-. Her: All right. I get slapped. and opens her eyes. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits.. here we go. Left foot.. and they were still very disciplined..” .. With my middle finger.. here. I told you I was sadistic. she is the law.I first place my fingers over her forehead... so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds.. both of us using fingers... Her: Fine.. Me: Here what go? . five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car...... Hah. Girls can't get slapped.... we. Left foot.. she gets tired of waiting. Whoa.
Me: Hey.... 'Fine.. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people... just kill me... right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while. So that takes care of one hit.. There were four left.... Everyone was staring at us.. from stifling their laughter.. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside... she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one.. 3rd slap. she touched my left cheek lightly again. right foot. but I left them alone. She was so nice.. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name. right foot. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on.' I thought.. My left cheek became all red and swollen. realizing what was about to happen.. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat. This was no joke.. I was shaking without noticing.. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . Me: Hey! Look at that moon. 'He's a guy. My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity.. She lightly touched my left cheek. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. I suddenly stood up. for maximum effect.' I closed my eyes tightly. 4th slap... I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant. ..Her: Come on.. I literally saw stars. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die.. She then lightly touched my right cheek. remembering how crappy life is during the military service. she hits me on the jaw.. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. 'he's going to take my side. The guy next to me suddenly stood up. then turned around and came toward us..... Right foot. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire.
.) She has never called me that once. The middle finger starts to shake from strains. I'll give you a call around 6 P.. It has always been 'Hey you'. *Yawn* . Her: . Oppa. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly. so get some rest then come out.. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very. 'bastard'. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life.. Suddenly.. My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway. “Her”: Yeah right. turned out it was noon already.... -_-.... These are her pet names for me. Me: Hey.. well.. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . what girls call their older brother or older male friends.) I place my finger just like last time.... too intent on watching us. Everyone around us has become very quiet. you were on the internet all night again. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night... no. 'retard'. this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right.. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits. okay? Me: Okay...... or semesters. *Yawn* ..“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world.. During breaks or holidays...... but then.. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. uh. (ha! Losers can't say anything. I felt very warm inside. traditionally.M. 'idiot'.. (T/N: Oppa is. huh? Me: No. Chapter 13 She was calling me. very different. even though it was really early in the morning.. I was. The guy turned around and grinned. In modern context... The whole arm starts to shake..) I was about to hit. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far. studying.. My cheek stopped hurting.
Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey.... but from Sun Mi. And my phone began to ring on the way.. She said she'll call me at 6 PM. It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends..: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed.. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-..M.. It's me.. “Her”: Hey. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago... I was looking for Her around.. Sun Mi.... I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore... but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me.. Yes.. What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you... I mean.. that's right.... It was her. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant... gimme 30 minutes. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? ... I looked at my watch.. I took my phone out and saw this. I'll just wash my face and be there.. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her.. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry.zzz...zzz.. *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay.. in all probability....zzzz. someone came next to me and nudged my arm.. long time no see.zzzz. even for a Saturday night.. an old friend of mine. It was 7 P. Gyeon-woo. Sun Mi: Hey.. Oblivious to my realization. yeah. confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today.. She was going to buy dinner. Suddenly.... and dragged me along. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up...
I'll just have what you're having.. I studied English for god knows how many years. It was out of batteries.. that's just BS.. The waitress came back. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody... Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-. was looking away. Me: No.. I don't usually go to this kind of place.. I don't think she spoke any Korean.... they could probably tell we couldn't speak English.. I barely speak Korean.“Her”: Hey! You little.... are you ready to order?'. She went over to the counter... what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here.. I have no idea. (T/N: in English. Sun Mi and I both looked at each other...... is this lucky. but the waitress was from another country. but to actually hear it in real life situation. Me: Hey.. or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant....... it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school.. This is embarrassing... Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow..... Of course.. Forget English... *static* Where the hell are.... Me: Um. But I tried my best.. damn it. speak! Please. very broken English) ... you do it. because she started to talk in English.. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . she was saying 'Good evening.. but still they're sticking with the same waitress..... Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well. Waitress: Good evening.. Me: You order it..... this is my first time too. (T/N:... not knowing what to do.... did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No.... but she wanted to eat here. Um... Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English. Basically.. it took me by surprise.. -_-.. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament.
.... Her calls. Me: Hambag Steaki. But. Me: No thank you.. Sun Mi offered her cell.... Even though it was a middle school level English.. very painful English) Waitress: Yes..... very unpleasant. I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when... I remembered something very... but the batteries were still out.... but. but I chose to use the public phone instead.. Coffee and coke.Sun Mi: Hey. I tried to call her. I was drenched in sweat. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well.T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge.. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! . I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything.. Whew! At last. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her. No.... so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts........ Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T.. What did she just say? Luckily.. she couldn't just take the dishes away. It was actually really good... Because of the trouble with the waitress. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts... two!! ok? (T/N: in English..... confusing..... and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one. Then. the coffee tasted like poison.. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks. let's just eat hamburger steaks... when we were finished.... Sun Mi wanted coke.. (T/N: English) What.. what now. . but an actual conversation can be... Me: Speak slow please. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way.. the waitress came back. The sky was falling... (T/N: English) Huh. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence. Mother..... well. I had completely forgotten about her calls..... Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha. Our.. Just give us two hamburger steaks..
.. there's something I have to take care of. Her: Hello.. The next day. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other. and I was sleeping. you know. That wasn't the end.. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). right... Sorry... I'll be beaten to death. the next day... of course... don't come... It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. Her: Fine. I'm with a girl too. she'll beat the crap out of me.. Hah... There was no way it would've ended like that. But... so if you don't want to come... Do whatever you want.. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? . Me: Hey.. It's not like we're actually dating. If I go near her when she's this angry.... uh. But it still kinda hurts.. my cell doesn't have any batteries.. To be honest... she's trying to make me jealous. If I fall for that and go there... my fingers were shaking... Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah... preserving my life is much more important... um.... um. She called me in the morning. But..I pressed her phone number one by one. Even if it kinda hurts inside. Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh. hehehe. what happened was. it was Sunday. -_-..... Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro... I don't feel guilty at all.. there was... Chapter 14 Yep. sorry.... I'm with a guy right now......... So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up... Me: Today's not a good day.
. I prayed. Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks. I kinda blew her off last night. . I could tell from her voice that she was still angry. “Let's go watch a video. Back in 94 or 95.... Typically. After lunch... I was really nervous that day..' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to... Poor me. I told myself 'Just be really careful.... and a very private setting.” and “I'm hungry..... but she still wasn't saying anything. mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet... She was already there waiting for me. T. a comfortable couch. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. And I was the only one speaking. It felt like a scene in Misery..” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection... This made me even more nervous. but I haven't been to one since. I tell you. well.. and hopefully save me. To be fair.. but she didn't say anything. I'm here. I paid for the coffees. let's go eat something”. it is used by couples for. I approached her. it was a little past lunchtime. I would've preferred that. and to even imply that I should violate it.. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private.. so I guess I was being sluggish. Without saying anything..T It was a small cafe in Shinchon. She must be really angry... when they need privacy.. but she didn't even look at me... just become a Yes-Man for today.... internet social groups would meet in places like these. she just picked one.. I sat down. there weren't anything to do... it changed a lot since. I am really screwed now. So far.. She called me and told me to come out. Don't talk back to her or confront her.. we drank our coffees..) I've never been to a Video Room with her before... out of guilt...... surround sound.. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious.... and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me... it's not a Facebook group or anything like that). I was getting hungry...... I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch...... Then we went to the room. even I would've been upset.... She then stood up.. and I had no idea what she was thinking.. you know.. I took her to lunch. that there were some windows around. It's the end times.. She was just looking at an empty space. all we've said to each other was “Hey.. She wasn't her usual self. and I followed her. Then she finally said something.It's a sacred tradition in our country. actually..
. While I was meeting her.. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system. but I stopped her... she drank hers in two gulps. but she still didn't say anything... I tried to drink mine really quickly... and ordered another pint. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But.. It was driving me insane.. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers. I promised myself something. I was getting really curious. A pint is.. . hold on a minute. she was about to drink her second pint.. She then said her second sentence of the day.. so I prepared myself to block anything. I'm just going to leave you on the floor. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either... Her: Do whatever you want... this was the only way for me to survive tonight... She looked. “Let's go drink. The movie was over... her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face.. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers. I already told myself to do anything she wants today.. while I was able to take two sips.. and she still hasn't said a thing. crap. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet. With this much alcohol in her...: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch....But. really out of it.. I couldn't even tell what the movie was about.. no one could see what was going on inside.... I kept looking at her during the movies..... What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone. But I couldn't help it.. the room we got was completely isolated from the outside........ this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all.” Drink.. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad..... Me: Hey... well.. Me: If you go unconscious again... I just looked at her hands.... We sat next to each other as the movie started.. 9) with you'.
. “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me.. dragging on the floor mode. It was to be expected. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome. but decided to help her up instead... Wait a minute.. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel. carrying mode. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out. nothing happened between us... I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk.. she drank her second pint.. We got out to the Shinchon streets.. She was passed out drunk.. she couldn't fall asleep quietly.Me: Something's obviously wrong..... Me: Say. But what was I supposed to do. piggyback mode... like I've already said numerous times. and was about to carry her... perverts. Supporting mode. People looking? Oh yeah.. which one of these movies are the longest? ... they were staring at us.. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad. And of course. Despite me trying to stop her. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. where should I take her? You think. And this time we didn't go to a motel. Is it..... But.. and I only had two sips of my beer. Well... too bad we weren't in Bupyeong. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill. we went back to the video room. like those bullets in the Matrix.... she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table. then fell asleep on the table.. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad.. but the sun was still out... we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people.. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie. How could I go there twice in one day? . picked up her bag and mine. really? Heh heh heh heh. It was summer.. three gulps this time. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore... and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub.. -_-..... Hey. Remember... but I was used to it by now.
. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place. she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well.. To be continued. but her cheeks were bright red. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute... I sat her down. I thought to myself 'What the hell. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty.... Even if it means getting slapped.. ugh.... I took a look at her. Me: ^^. I have my morals and pride.... when I saw her sleeping.. I.. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl..I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space... . well. her eyes were closed... So. Chapter 15 She was sleeping.. (. it kinda got to me as well.. . I was mostly staring at her breasts... you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal.. who seems to be dependent on you. -_-. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us...... probably from the alcohol..... pride? Objectively speaking. I put her on the couch. but she wasn't moving an inch.Owner: -_-.... she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt. You can wipe off that drool now.. above all.. With her.... this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. and I'm a guy too. ... if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake. It kinda hurt my pride. and then there's the beatings.. after all. ha. what am I saying. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk.. but unconscious after having too much to drink. she wasn't wearing much make up.. there was a very pretty girl... well. lay her down on the couch. not just sleeping.. But..
Even if it was stealing a kiss.. 'She's really pretty. For no reason at all..' and sat down. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry....... What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and...oh. Images of her suffering and her sadness. I almost fainted from the smell... I could feel her breathe. I felt like I wronged her......... my heart was beating very fast.. You know... see. my heart felt heavy. I thought 'Fine..... I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell. she moved around a little and.... there was only a small space between her lips and mine.... and I almost got killed in the process too... I went closer to her. but all those images began to flash before my eyes.. I haven't really written much about that side of her. the couch was almost a bed. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. even though I haven't done anything.... So I wish. . well. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her. but. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future... even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes.. .. BURRRP! .. and find someone to love again. I'll leave her side without saying anything.... I was facing her.. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her... it was very warm.. I could feel my logical side going numb. that I am not the person she'll fall in love with.) In any case.. And we weren't really going out in the first place. In any case. Hehe.. (she censored this part out. Then. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath. I thought.. But it was a little sad too.. The video room was pretty good... but I kept looking at her.... And I also pray. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it. When I was thinking this. next to her on the couch..... laid..' If I kiss her now...I won't put it in details... When she is able to love someone again....
I turned towards her and saw her again.. who told you to drink like that? . it was her body's selfdefense mechanism. I just sat down and watched the movie. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie. After drinking some water. and kissed her forehead.. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship. but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries.... (-_-. A monk was chanting in the movie... -_-. and our lips were apart by. Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl.... She didn't tell me. I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead. I got closer... I raised my head.. our noses were almost touching each other...... I closed my eyes as well. And I began to fall asleep. she began to talk..)... which chased away any drowsiness I felt before.. I don't know what He and She talked about. Wake up. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. She moved around a bit. and He was really desperate... please? So I went out to get some water. I'm really thirsty... Me: Well. Then.. Idiot. She nudged me and said.. and with the lights.... My eyes and her closed eyes met.. by pure coincidence.. she didn't want to...) Her: Can I get some water.. . or... My kiss on her forehead woke her up.... I was surprised. I was being a jerk after all. and I didn't ask... Slowly. and a bit by bit... Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen. Her forehead was pretty too.. she was already pale to begin with.. But I could guess rather accurately.After I averted that crisis... I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something. Her: Hey. ran into Him. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit....... women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . And I stayed like that for about a minute... He wanted to talk a bit... the heavens must have punished me for it. and my head really hurts...
I should've just ignored everything and ran to her. I only wish that her choice is the right one. Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before. It was her choice. that He truly loved Her.. I was just listening to her speak. that she was wavering in her resolve. but....... I started to regret my choice.. Because I didn't want to influence her decision... it was her decision and hers only. I'll be there to tend to her pain. I didn't answer her calls.. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him.. I won't do anything to stop her. No. but what to do about Him and Her.... Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him. I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot.. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish... Even when she said “Are you going to die. after all. or are you going to come out?”.. and that she was really confused as to what to do. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much. And I could tell.. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her... The reason I was avoiding her was. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? ... I know. I told her I was too busy.... Her: What's wrong with you..... and that she won't have any regrets... she called me.... I stopped calling her.. That's the extent of what I can do for her.. and She really loved Him as well... not quite.. Yes. I didn't go... But that day....That's when she called me.. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him.
. Friend.... He looked like a nice person. for some reason.. began to dig painfully into my heart. even her way of speaking was different from usual... I could only hear the word 'friend'.. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me. Her voice on the phone was different. It's a secret but. In order to see her..Her: You don't come out when I ask you to... well.. Another guy. I was her friend. I'm too busy. It felt like there was something different... Sure enough. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me.. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy. He looked rich too...... but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not. He was really different from me...... so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to.. She was ready to make her decision. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough.. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others..... The word 'friend'. who was dirt poor. I wanted to see the fully healed Her. She introduced us to each other. This was the first time I saw this person. Yeah.... Me: Oh.... to be more accurate...... The person who she was in love with before... like you're mad or something. barely knew what “manners” meant..... I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way.. I could tell from her voice that. Friend. plain-looking.. and was dressed very well... I'm just busy and tired lately.... he was good-looking.” Yeah.. but for some reason. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. and I promised someone to go somewhere. or if she needs me to be around a bit more. “This is my friend. Like I said before... . there was another person with her.. Gyeon-woo. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers.. She and I were friends. and you're not really answering your phone..
Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar. But He. I ordered coffee... I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke. she and I talked while he drank his coffee. When she asked me something... It's not too surprising. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time. “Let's go. She just told me his name.. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with). who have known her for so long...... She got up and said...... Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. Actually.. he wasn't a friend. I thought.. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub. for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. anyway?' I took a closer look at her..“And this is....” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. but she's the one who arranged this meeting... He was. OOO.. my logical side had won against my emotion. And when she asked him something... she drank her coke..... I didn't say anything.. And then. Something is strange though. As if she was nervous about something. To her. she only orders that when she is really upset about something. um.. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her.. didn't seem to know that about her.. Coke. and she ordered a coke.. actually. and she just wanted to thank me for everything...... ...... we all went to a very.. He was smiling... And when there's an awkward silence.. and he ordered coffee. at least...' But I was stoic about it. it has nothing to do with me now. 'what's he smiling about. I thought. no less. but something was different. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. 'she's finally going back to this person. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then.. Because He was there. they talked while I drank my coffee.. who have loved her once..” (T/N: Name censored by the author. She was laughing. and get something to drink. I had nothing to say. very quiet pub for a drink.
. She must have thought the same thing... and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us.. not that I had anything to say to him.. 'Just like at the cafe. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her. I thought. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. Or. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. There was a circular table.. To her.. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table... that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time.' . At a rectangular table. but I was not enjoying myself.. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation. She wasn't drinking at all.. does not mix at all.. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger.There were two kinds of table at the pub.. and that it has to be said under a clear mind.. and he went towards a rectangular table. but we didn't really say anything to each other.' So I went to a circular table. and noticed the mood of the place. so she must be able to fall in love again. she's talking to both me and him in turns.. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient. Because... 'This is enough. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness.. When you drink with one another. As soon as I stepped into the bar. He must have expected her to sit next to him.. Both He and I got drunk. I drank. Many thoughts crossed my mind. I really didn't care who she sat next to. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. I came in right after. that wasn't the case between Him and me.. but his confidence towards me in respect to her.. and a typical rectangular one. But he was still going towards a rectangular table.. I began to think.... He was the first one to go in. I should go sit at a circular table..... She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy.. We ordered drinks. She followed me and called out to him to follow us. It wasn't intentional. but. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless..
She asked me why I was getting up.... I thought I'll just call her on the way.. I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! ... She came down a few stairs..... That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being.. you could've just called..... and I answered I had to go to the restroom.. is what I said.... Hurry up. or I'll kill you! Me: -_-.I got up from the table. But when I saw Her with Him... Take care when you go back home.. It was probably because I was drunk... you could've just told me something like this over the phone. and the things she said through her action. it would not have been a big deal.. This wasn't what I wanted. I got really angry at her.. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: . What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again. As I went down the stairs. My emotion took over from my logic and. Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired..... someone called me.. I said Me: You know. What was wrong with me? Her expression then. ... I just wanted to congratulate her. If she called me and told me. okay? Her: Get back inside.... And I sneaked out of the bar. For the first time.... But I really just wanted to go home.. coming near me.... Me: If you wanted to tell me this. Many different emotions were all mixed up. I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain. and wish her happiness in her love.......... Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside.. I shouted at her..... Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway. I would have just congratulated her.. so I'm going home... What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: ......
. even her voice carried too many emotions.... the name changes to something more professional and medical... In my wish to congratulate her.. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs... a bit of sadness was mixed in..... a big gaping hole began to form... But when I was making my way to the station. Suddenly... I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy. I felt too many different things as well...O Typically.... it bruised up nicely... Happiness.. such human body part is referred to as an “eye”. I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion. like a scene in a romantic movie. “If you want to go... and looked at her with my other eye.. and with her right hand... I was trying to figure out what had just happened.... Heartbreaking. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.. but.. She was speaking. WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye..... I headed towards the subway station.. I think they call it.. Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station. and a longing to say something. turned me around by force.. .. Somewhere in my heart... a bit of heartbreak was mixed in..... eyeball with my hand.. but.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder..Sadness. and turned me around by force. In my heart. Warmth. no. 'Eyeball'..... and turned me around by force. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder.” She couldn't finish her sentence... But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it..... She had ran towards me.. I covered my eye-. like this →. In my expectation for me to be happy for her... I was stunned for about 5 seconds. then go.... o. It was her.... something flashed before my eyes. grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand....
. for my right eye's sake... I agreed as well... I ordered another drink. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the ... so he agreed. The three of us got a rather big room..... A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand.. You know. so I drank by myself. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. that moment was then. He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more. that was the moment I had wished for. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive...O If I didn't follow her. is to rub a cold egg on the spot. but she didn't answer him. apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye... I should've stayed there. I was done drinking.ball. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes.. especially bruises around the eyes..” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. and she wasn't drinking in the first place...... He looked like he sobered up as well. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time. rubbing my left eyeball. It was a bit embarrassing.. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar.. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol... she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well....Her: Follow me! Me: T. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg. He asked her where she went... so I followed her while putting some distance between us... She said “Let's go do some karaoke... The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises.. But I walked out on her instead. Perhaps.. and we were out of food..
I can accompany it well with the.youtube.... because he started to put in some numbers... tambourine. to avoid listening to me sing... (T/N: ...com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 ... She gave the microphone to me. I have no idea if this is true. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me.listeners a minor orgasm.. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good. it was her turn to sing. http://www. I was familiar with the concept. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing.youtube. dance. my friends all want to go to the restroom. long after you left me.. But I'm really good at using tambourine... *shrug*). His eyes were fixed on Her. I suck at singing. I felt the pain of separation... No matter what kind of song.... just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning. feeling of loneliness... You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested. I gave it to Him.. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. trot...... you are my only one~~~ One day. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing. ballad.. He was singing. When I sing.) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:... I don't really like going to karaoke. or whatever. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” . so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing.... rock. You know.. she chose...com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me.
..... I was thinking about waiting for her.. She didn't say anything.. but then I thought that if I saw her. and she lived in Bupyeong..... or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more. Me: Today was fun.. for some reason.. I felt like this was her last song for me.. I didn't want to sing. and didn't know any song.... we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day. I suck at singing.. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable. it was time for us to part... plus.... He lived in Inchon. she wasn't even looking at the screens.tistory.. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in...tistory.. I would cry like an idiot. it had to be this one. I didn't think that I was in love with her either...com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds.....com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01. He slung her bag on his shoulder... I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room...She wasn't looking at Him or me. .. We should hang out next time too. she would have to take the subway home. But. I just picked out a random song and.com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you... She was still in the restroom... so she would have a comfortable ride back home.......... My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening. So I picked a song and began to sing. he had a car with him. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. He was clapping.. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song.com %2F1275 OR http://depression01.. He probably didn't want to see me next time either.... but the situation was. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book... and he was holding onto her bag. then I'll see you next time too.... Him: Yeah. It wasn't because I had to part with her.tistory...tistory.. (T/N: http://goodieds.. It was my turn. We kept singing back and forth until time was up. In front of the building. When she was with me..
.. I thought that if I kept going down. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase. so I left before she got out of the restroom. I'll never get to see her again. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes......... I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station.. The escalator kept going down.... Then. I still don't know what she is thinking. They just stared at us while probably thinking. I took the escalator to the station.. suddenly...... but my logical side ordered me... I smoked a cigarette..) .. I was halfway down now. what was I thinking. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her. The people on the stair next to us... I was about quarter way down when.. Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us. I took out a second one.... I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag. I wanted to look back to see if she followed me.. everyone was..... For some reason.. to just go home. and the people outside the doors.. while everyone was watching.. I heard a voice calling for me. Heh. we didn't say a thing.....' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her.... then. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment.. “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator... 'Nutjobs.. I was so happy that.Just... I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again.. I don't think it was her.. And then I passionately embraced her. there were a lot of couples around me. For some reason....... it doesn't really work that way.. and stayed there till the first one burned out...... You know how in movies.. that's how I felt then.. until we were near the Bupyeong station. . the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality....
.. Me: . Next time... But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love. why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me.. She no longer has any wounds or pain. we could've taken a cab.. I liked your singing better. haha.. And I am with her. Her: Gyeon-woo..... Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer. It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him.. But if she tells me to come out.. so we walked side by side.. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day... I go out.. if she reads this.. Her: What are you up to today? .. Um. well... She said....... she'll beat me.. but for a completely different reason........ I asked. I'll write something funnier. We arrive at her house. right? Your clothes get all wet..... she'll laugh out loud.... Nor can she.. and that's why she met Him in front of me.. Me:.. Why? Because she'll be mad. Her: And. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car.. She started to read this after her friend told her about it.....After we got off the subway........ This was the end of her wandering.. The next story was about a month ago.. Me: ... but she said she wanted to walk a bit..
Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? .) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. I called Her again. I don't even have money for the bus anymore. or “Connection”.. B-U-S-Y! . Ugh. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way.. I really can't go today.. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. Gotta love it. crap. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”. opened the door.. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor.... Anyway. I checked how much I had and. I have to treat her well while I can. or “Bah-Pah”. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication. I casually washed my face. I rented “Touch Me. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances. so I'm going to watch a movie at home.. which would mean he's cooking rice. took my cellphone. but. well.. don't you just love pun humor? The movie.. there were only three of them in there..) Her: What business? Me: No. damn OneShot 01X.. and went outs . oppa (what girls would call their older brother). I only had 3000 won ($3) on me. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”.. Her: I don't have anything to do. he's saying he's busy.. this time.... you should come out with me.” ^^ (T/N:Ahh.. Damn....Me: It's raining.. ^^. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation. Me: Hey. but waaaaaaay more sappy.... I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there. so. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years.. ate something for lunch.... So I went back to get my wallet..Oh wait. Mom's not home.. I'm borrowing some of your money. I forgot my wallet.. put on my clothes.. “Hey...
but it was still raining. I can't suggest going to get something to eat. We left the cafe. the days were getting shorter.. I was still holding onto it. This cafe was on the first floor. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella. a couple was sharing an umbrella. You still have your subway pass.... What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. .. and it had huge windows for walls. Her: Then just come out. and our shoulders and pants got really wet. and big ones that looks more like a parasol. After a while.. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop.. but the girl was already soaked. but the guy was really fast. it's a long story. and she brought the tiniest type. I brought an umbrella. Of course. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach. unlike the summer. The girl? Got drenched in the rain.. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her. The guy finally let himself get caught..Me: . Suddenly.. I thought she was going to get angry.... it was already getting dark. Man.... but. The girl chased after the guy. Of course. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do.. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club. Her? Also got drenched in the rain. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won.... was not a good experience for me.. This.. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers.. Outside. The guy was holding on to the umbrella. stupid! So.... it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by.... she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way. I can't suggest going to a cafe. It's still raining.. Even though we had an umbrella. it was still raining hard... I brought the big one. I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. this is embarrassing. medium sized ones. We were still sharing my umbrella.. and the girl was staying really close to him.
Even if there were two. I took her hand. and even though I may get hurt.. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something.. my heart was pounding.. I carried my umbrella like a sword. I could go all out. Our eyes met as we approached them. we would take a cab. two guys would keep me busy while the third. I could do something about it.... It was too late to backtrack now. We were about halfway there. The bus station was a bit far from her house. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. so I let her caught me... Reserve... she used up hers and. I got really scared.... you know. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me... Typically.She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. you know. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight.. so we had to walk for a while.. Well.. It was the Bupyeong station... how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. why? Because I was broke. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole.. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically. In that short time. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters... about 10 meters ahead. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds... It was really dark. If there was only one person there. to be honest.. I have to take her to her house. . We got closer and closer to the gangsters. I would be able to protect her.. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. but we took the bus instead. As I picked it up. like D'Artagnan.... she was fast like a freak. But there were three guys. She was right next to me... in case we would have to run. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette. The rain had stopped by then.. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that.. we were both broke. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God.
The two guys came closer.As we passed them by. in movies or in reality. But then... She was right behind me. get lost! Me: What's with you. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. Leader: I said. I thought “Thank God”. -_-. Man....... “Hey. Suddenly. all we have to do is just run.. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.. “Hey. get lost while you can..” Gangsters.. “Hey. Heh. The leader of the group approached me. and said “Hey. and the other two approached us and said.. The gangsters were looking at her.. what is with her? Having no other choice.” like a corny movie line... I had to fight the leader of the group. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader.. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor. but in order for me to win.. sexily. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. they always say “Hey.. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by.' The two guys couldn't be helped. But then. you little.. but She stopped in her track. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters. I thought..” I smirked. past or present. looking good there. looking good there. I thought “Thank God”... I turned around.... harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish. I'm not sexy enough? ... can be really simple. Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by.' ....
in real fights.. still foaming on the mouth. They hesitated. that doesn't happen.... I yelled... using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down. with my eyes. falling backward. I retreated a little. if the fight drags on.O I got punched once.. clutching onto his family jewels. hitting with elbows.. scratching.. while she was behind me. biting.. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. raising my toes... I kept fighting back and forth... I kicked him in the testicles... It was dirty... the other two will.. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit... I felt a gust of wind pass by me. The other two tries to grab her hands.. since their leader was on the ground. Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. one of the gangsters fell down. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position. They were facing me.. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away.. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. I turned towards her. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then.. I thought.... with his nose. and bravely stopped the punch.... and. I heard a swish as the other one fell down.. pinching.... -OSo. o.. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. At this rate... Suddenly. . -_-. must be an expert.. and... With the leader of the group.. Falling forward. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face. He stopped it. Even during all that....
. .. A local security officer was passing by. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle.... no less! Of course... They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them. Man. he used his walkie-talkie to call the police. wooden bench.. Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch.. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl.. not even a misdemeanor...... that was the scenery here.. we're at the local police station. And next to us. but I've never been caught.... is really. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. and another one doing the same....You guessed correctly.. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them.. second time. I can't even describe them... she actually looked pretty cool. and after seeing this picture. I was covered in mud and water. and even though I was wearing the protectors. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She.. Well. @$ $holes... and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword.. and they weren't wearing protectors. and I was panting... security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared. They did a background check on us. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once... but she looks perfectly normal.. the three idiots were sitting on a hard. And the idiots. first time.. They probably got their skulls cracked. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking.. We're absolutely clean..... next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head..... the leader guy actually was turning yellow. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming. I almost fainted. and fourth time offenders each. but.. when the situation has been taken care of? And now. But. really good at kendo.... My face was red. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale.. anyway. the police officers didn't believe them either... I guess it still hurts. AND they got hit on the head... Around us. where were you guys? Why come now...
. we went to Her house... right? I mentioned him a few times before.. I'm really nervous now. Brrr. I'm inside her house now. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a .... After 10 minutes.... but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street... they contacted them.... At least they know that it's embarrassing...They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them.. but because Her parents were closer. After her uncle talked with the police officers.... Oh boy. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us... And her father sat on the sofa next to ours... they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter... They're saying I beat all three of them. Her parents came into the police station.. . but to see them face to face. Then.. Chapter 21 We're at Her house.. I could feel my body go rigid.. and after 20 minutes.. in jail...... But this is the first time I've met her parents.. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb..... her uncle came in. I've met her uncle before... with her parents.. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.. the district attorney. the kind that the head of the family sits on. police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit.... Her and I are sitting on a couch. I was so nervous.. I was about to call my parents. I was a mess.. Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family... we all came outside of the police station. They're looking straight at us. Remember her uncle.. my body began to twitch and shiver a little. I've talked with them before briefly on the phone...
. Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person.... her father began to speak. and my dad's hair all harmoniously. So the bathroom is very dirty... For your information... The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family. Soaps are everywhere. so I drank it in one gulp. ^^.. everyone has their own toothbrushes. and the next day.. and there are my sister's yellow hair.. I went to Her room...... I took my clothes off and turned on the shower. wait. "You. all the nervousness in my body dissolved out. I meant we all have our own soaps.. my brother's brown hair. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap.. the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks.. -_-... and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before.. no... the funny thing is... blocking the sink.. oh. haha! This must be the one she uses...... That scent was in the bathroom as well.. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower... In any case.. could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house.. this isn't some mental problem that we have.. -_-. the undefinable scent of a mature woman.. Hm.... it's more like a hobby.. my mom's curly hair.... I was getting thirsty from my nervousness. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom.... Yes! . not to dry)... in a girl's house.. my black hair. Her mom brought me a cup of juice. Anyway.. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life. warm water began to come out. I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater..... no less.. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode.. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey.. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps. I guess she's the only one using it.. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy.........The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours. ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but...
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
. Also.. So you should write using a more proper style. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity.... And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language... so I'm keeping the style.. I'm not so sure which side is correct. ^^. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people.. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company). Her: Hey... I really think both sides have valid points.. I use proper grammar. there's really no problem.. ha. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language. Oh.. are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-... because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth.. Oh. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story.) style of writing. Me: Why. she asked me. but in chatting or in cyberspace.. ha. You're 25. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked.. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school. But if I write anything else online. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. . .. Chapter 22 Out of nowhere... so you're not exactly young.. Haha. -_-.. since this is on the internet. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity.And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations...... I'll be sure to take your advice. What? Her: ." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well.. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed.
. you know. Anyway. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh...... (T/N: http://www.. Hmm. but I can't really tell what she's thinking... what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline...... you know. what a devious girl. I get all weak-kneed..She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.youtube.. Her: I see.... So I told her like so... Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important.. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly.. Hmm.... but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? . when you're being hypnotized by something... But when she said "Hello" on the phone. she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching. 100th day of what. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see. Haha........... I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this.... I was sleeping so well.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano. right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah....... I guess you're right.. you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days. Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure.. I can't even remember birthdays well... really? Haha.. though? Her: What the. thinking "Oh dear God. I was completely awake.. for me. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh.." Her: Hello? Me: What the. Me: Well. Her: Hey. I go completely insane when I see a naked girl.. Haha.. I feel dreamy. what have she done this early in the morning already. like you're drunk. of course.... Well.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning..
My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday........ It's today.. I don't really remember the name. I'll just get hit a couple of times. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds. the one that we first went to. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant... Hah. she ordered two coffees without asking me. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her. I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day. she wants to just hang out too.. Her: You know it's tomorrow...... "that cafe?" You ask? You know. ^^" While drinking our coffees. I decided to just hang out with her all day... We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. So. she called me again.. and she said..... right? Me: Yeah. We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday. I said "Hey. she met the guy she used to be in love with. She was waiting for me there... We decided to meet at that cafe.. Few days ago. I pointed my finger at it and said . so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. and is now living life bravely ^^.... I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot.. and in case she takes my share again. Just like then.. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately.. The day before our 100th day.... "I'll pay for it this time.But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day. tears and snots flowing down.. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store...... and she was tempted a bit.. we began to talk about the first time we've met. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics..
as if following a script.. . a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. They buy stuff from the local street market.. Me: Yeah? Then try it on.. ma'am. “That's one of our latest product... Her: Hey! This one's really pretty. right?! Me: Of course!! .. And we went into the department store. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there. You really have good eyes. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding.. So I've never really bought anything from a department store. I really like window shopping. you know the rumors. and I followed her.. following the most recent fashion trend. Gyeon-woo.except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this... mostly because of my prejudice against them.. Hehe. arrange them around so that they look fancier.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. However.. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section. At this point. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price... .... I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much. As long as it's under 50. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes.Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store.
and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. I then saw a vision. She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes.. 1. I'm going to the library to study.... we forgive you for everything..” The next day. Her: -_-. Hey. Though it's not as expensive.....200) Me: 1.2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1....... Hey. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside... Mom: W-What is this?! 1.....Wha... advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo.. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . I will come back and make it all up to you.. Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa... Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.2 million won ($1. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes. Her: No way. I could just say screw it and buy it for her.million? It's just pocket change.2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey. Uh. But.. you have really nice legs.2 million pocket change.. it's too expensive..2 m...Me: Wh. I took dad's credit card with me today...... uh. after all..
2 million suit. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well.. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. and it was already nighttime. it's dark outside already... In a moment of desire for childish revenge. so we left the department store without buying her a present.... I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep. messing around the place. When someone else is about to buy a 100.2 million. um. let's go get something to eat.. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House... Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins. If I get caught.. Where do you want to go? Her: Well...000 won shoes ($100)... I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present. we got pretty hungry.. right? Her: Whoa.. comment “Hey.. that is.... I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1. We were like little kids. we left the place. .. And then. or the Blue-Roofed House. it was nighttime. see.. Can't really think straight when you're hungry. Actually. I. And before the sales rep finds out. Me: Yeah..000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around..She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1.
.. we went to the Chinese restaurant. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So.. this was our 100th day anniversary. but. THAT. Me: …. http://c. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun..... one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun.. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something.. Her: So... T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www... I want to eat... right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy. Me: You want the double-sized bowl. remember? I mean.. but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'. So. I personally hate it.I stole dad's credit card.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I. But..jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. Her: Hey. jajangmyun.nate.... Or we could not eat at all...ask.. that jjamppong looks really tasty.com/imgs/qrsi. THAT. seafood-broth-based noodle.. you say? .. ramen would have been a better choice.tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg. ... I mean. why jajangmyun of all things. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know.. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind..... Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That. I mean.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But.imdb.....
. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes..... After dinner. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. it's already midnight. Her: Let's switch.. I followed her after getting off the cab. and went to the place she wanted to go to... My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. Her: Just. couldn't even tell which way was which. I've never been in this area before.. follow me.Me:. I can just crash there. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. And now.. We took a cab. but with the college there.. why are we here? Her: Let's go in. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened... Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. Me: Oh really?. Before they built the college there. .. which are flowing with miserable tears. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. then we went to a cafe. and we went to some cafe. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. we went to go see a movie.. Me: It's midnight already... with all the buses and subway closed for the day. What if there's no room left for me. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. you say? Well. Looks like I can't go back home tonight.. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan. so. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah.. there's a place we have to go.
.... There were two candles on the tiny cake....imdb. The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs. After sitting down in one table.. they're made for each other.. the guests of honor are here.. And just sat there for about a minute or two. That couple.....com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together... I think I can hear music playing from somewhere.... I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames. in a way.. glass tables. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”.. there was a familiar face.. we exchange pleasantries.... painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness. Her friend comes in with a cake. God... I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this. but they were all turned off.. Why? Because I'm a man. shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved. oh. aren't they closed right now? Her:.... though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www... I think this was her first time planning something special for me..... . -_- ... .. there were couple people around......... from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11.... She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe..... everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip...... When we went inside......com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there...... and sets it up on the table. Couple-Girl: Finally.. But I didn't cry... Okay...... Everyone around us clapped..Me: Here? The signs are all off. http://www... and there was a white piano in the corner... Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on. Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling..youtube..
Her: That's okay. I went through the pretty wrapping papers... Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha.. but something was shining nonetheless...... that's right..... go ahead and open the present. I could have taken out a shirt.. or pants. she picked out everyone's clothes..Her: Here. and felt. but.. I didn't buy those underwear........ but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark). A.. Open the present..... Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big... skull? Yes.. Me: …. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me... so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah.. but underwear of all things.... for everything.. As mom had all the spending money in the house.. Me: Yeah... I have a present for you.. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend... were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. Me: Yeah. that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www. “presents”. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. the skull is kinda cute... It was dark everywhere. I didn't get anything for you at the department store. Me: For what? Her: Just. Gyeon-woo. There were several clothes in the box.... at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark.. Aside .. thanks.. The box was as big as a crate of apples...imdb. Her.
If anyone's interested. and ended abruptly with a mistake.. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So.. I stared at her. thanks for the presents... Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones. This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline. She smiled sheepishly.. Me: Um. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought.. I can still remember how amazing it was. there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark...... Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. Later... Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano. so. now I understood why she asked me that question. and she sat down in front of it.. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear.. she was really beautiful.. I heard her friend talking to Her about it.. the carrot that glows in the dark right where. when I'm wearing that one. at night.... As I'm writing this. She continued as the second part of the music began.... Suddenly. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air.... a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note. She drags me over to the piano..... Friend: I taught you day and night for a week. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life.. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:. Her: Gyeon-woo. an orange carrot glows right where.. Everyone else stood around the piano. so I practiced all week. come here for a second... then.. then lightly placed her hands over the keys. and you can't even last two lines?! . I am more than willing to sell it online. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity... She took a deep breath.from this skull one.. Though it was an awkward performance.
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .