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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
I couldn’t believe it. I know a friend. why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey.. give it here. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you. she knows the area well.. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said.. To be honest....Chapter 2 If you think about it.. then told me “You’re buying..$... $. it’s me.but..) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel. she read my memo and called me.. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’.. she looked at mine and said “Hey.... Me: Yes ma’am. So yes.. She won’t remember anything from last night.... she was waiting outside.... ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me.. and then she would. Apparently.. as soon as she woke up.. She ordered two coffees without asking me... I was a bit afraid to talk to her. and when she was done.. she’s very brave. she took it from me..” . would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so.” Then. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel. brave. she probably don’t remember what happened last night. Completely wasted. You had to be there T. -_-. read below).. and started munching on it.. Get over here.T We went to the nearest restaurant. I’m hungry. Damn it. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened.... They say ignorance is strength. are you eating that or not? If you’re not. I’m hungry too. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach.. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes.. Then she told me to take care of the bill.... She must live somewhere around here. Let’s go get something to eat. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station... send me an email.... b...
. her eyes were saddened. I lived in Seoul.. On her ID. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. She was breathtaking.. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. right? Actually.. Plus..... and I started feeling sorry for her. I met her at the coffee shop again... So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one.. She said her goodbyes. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- .A thought crossed my mind.~ ~..” .. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill. Then she started telling me about yesterday.. she was really calling me. then she told me. sounded like a movie with chunks missing. She didn’t remember my face. Is she? She’s really shameless..” What the hell. she was crying. Suddenly. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you... so I came back.. then told me that she was dumped yesterday. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong.. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup. drank until she were gone.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl.000 won ($10). I wasn’t going to pay this time.. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday.. people start looking at me.. I was a bit nervous. she was a whole new person. she began to cry in front of me. I’m a nice guy.. That evening.. I did it because I was really scared...). just like last night. Again.... But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of. She said she would call me at night. she was unconscious. Then we started to drink. So I gave her 10. We went outside the shop.. then...@ (The waitress) –. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping. she might drink too much again.. Then..~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. “Give me some money for taxi... ~. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened.
and I’m older... She’s younger than me..... -_-..... so I thought. She’s not acting like a drinker.. also at the chest. I could hear my own heartbeats.... but since my birthday is early... I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully.... But I gave it up. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know. -_-.. I think you’re a 76. Right now. into this. After confirming that she was younger than me.. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable. area. And yes. recognizing us.. I felt sorry for her..1976). I’m sure she feels the same way about me too. She must have changed into. but “Love” is too heavy.. My friend are all 74. “Like” is too casual. ‘dates’....’....... In any case.... Chapter 3 So. and of course. it’s been three months. which meant I had to go to school. and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am. but. buying medicine and everything. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah. maybe. there are lots of stories to be told.) Me: I... Once again. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly...... there were plenty of.. The owner welcomed us. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975). It’s been pretty horrible three months.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend.. Tomorrow was Monday. ‘Please don’t throw up. Owner: Go ahead.. then I told her. She really was pretty. I use informal format with her as well now.. Then I went to the same motel last night.. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!... and slept in the corner. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that.. and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain. I’m treated like a 74. she’s on my back. Here’s a good news. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through.. . But I don’t want to be in love with this girl.. Something was wrong about her..
so she wanted to do something.. tough girl. Then the class continued. Then she said out loud..... don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. she was one brave student. We have a strange connection. a reason to go to this class. After lunch. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. She sat right next to me.. But people were talking left and right. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it. It’s not like I could stop her.... And yes. I’m a college student. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process... Our tough.. She goes to S university. I turned around and pretend to be asleep. Then she told me she was coming here.. Something wasn’t quite right.. ‘She’s new. She said she didn’t have class that day. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her.. I was at school. really? How old are you? Ok. I blame my friends... she called me.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. Quietly. then you use informal too. I could hear her footsteps. I blame the world... Usually. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. Whoever this was. And then. And that’s how I got to use informal to her.Girl: Oh. so I couldn’t get out until 5.. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. I just wanted to run away. in lecture. Whenever I got some money. . She was coming towards me.. I’m not that impressive myself.. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. I hoped she didn’t notice me. As soon as I found out it was her. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. they use back doors.. At 2:30. when students were late for classes. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. I blame alcohol. and everyone looked towards it. Few days later. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. the lecture started at 2. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class.. so though students recognized each other. and we spent the two nights in a motel.
.. What the hell. Surprisingly.... and that you were the father. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. idiot.. The students complained about letting me go. After 10 minute break.. Everyone was looking at me with envy. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me.. I wouldn’t have believed it. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert.. “Hey. the girl next to you is really cute. . It felt kinda good.. Two hours left. I could not ditch this class. so the professor told them what she told him. of course. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. I didn’t do anything to her. Then the break came..” I thought to myself ‘Moron. In all honesty. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said.. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated.. This girl. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent.” Yeah.. Just kill me instead.. And sat back down..” “Huh? Professor... In case she started talking to me. she told me “Ok”. This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. and told me we should go somewhere else. But. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. I’m not exactly a model student.. She followed. I’ll count you as present.. Then I couldn’t go to that class again... I got up quickly. she was definitely capable.. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. Let’s work on her after class.“Bro. so go ahead... So I told her..’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture. ‘That guy’.. But. She was waiting for me outside..” If someone else had to me this. I just decided to take the F. the class continued. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. I’d be known throughout the school as. “Gyeon-woo... During the CAD class. Haha. but she was nowhere to be seen.
T) Once again. and I’m already left out. on Wednesday. I have a bottle of soju with me.. T. So I took the cab.. And. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will.Afterwards... She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain..... He told me it was gonna become a campus legend. I have to get there in 10 minutes.. made a mess.. Without an exception.... so get here in half an hour. Yes..T I live in Shin Dang district. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house... "I'm at Shin-do-rim station. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far.. she called me that day as well. any classes I took.... and told me. For the people who know why. actually. If I didn't get there in time. she called me..... people were talking and talking. Anyway. I can't.. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service... right? Yes.. So people started hating me even more. You've read all the writings so far. That class..... That’s not all....T..." ... . Oh.. but I don't have any classes either... . She didn't call beforehand.. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays. you know why." .. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge. This one time.. (My tuition. and only took the final.... you had to work your ass off to get a B. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more. She came to my class in a Wednesday and. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays. One in 120 gets an A in that class. scary. "You have half an hour. Especially Wednesday. Thank you..... . ^^ I live for people like you... I can't get there by subway in half an hour. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!". I didn’t go to class at all.. She really did have a bottle of soju with her. and. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays.. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration.... Like I wrote from last chapter.. she probably would have drank it all by herself...
.... "That lake is so pretty. I thought she might jump into the lake.. It was getting dark. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. She's probably thinking of her ex again..T.. In her eyes." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy.. I ran away.. So we went through the bushes and went closer. and screams.. Then. she didn't say anything... But today.. sat there...This is where my war begins... it's just soft drink.. she even bought the day-pass. Usually.. She wanted to take a closer look.. Maybe she had a good day. Whatever. Already.. Though she was tough on the outside.. they pretend to be scared. I stood by her side.. the place was crawling with gangsters. Right? I thought.. lakes.. I wish I could go inside. just hamburgers. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell.. I guess she got tired of picking fights.. we sat down too. When you ask them to ride something scary.... and all that stuff.... Apparently.. She wants to go to Lotte World. in the old days. girls turn really cute in amusement parks. Who the hell are you? Crazy... she started to cry...... 30 minutes. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches. we went to Sukchon Lake. she would be the same. .com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards... she called out a passerby. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers).. She suddenly said to herself.... but now... she was pretty generous with time limit. By the time we finished. I bought lunch.. she was so fragile inside. she wanted to drink beers..... T.. the mood was just right. so we just. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty. there were streetlights.. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell... then.... Out of nowhere. (A part indoor. I found myself drowning in the lake.. But just a can of beer?... I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl. with strangers. and hid behind a bench.. There wasn't much to do." I became a bit tense.. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee. I felt so bad for her. and what with the streetlights.
. and went to a local station. I can't swim." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. When can she recover from all that? Next day. She wanted to see how deep the lake was... I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake.I tried to get out. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk.. People by the lake gathered around. I asked later.. By then. so she pushed me into the lake. please call the number below.. Me: Hey.. but no one tried to get me out. a Local Man Attempts Suicide.. . I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. The land is in front of me. She was nodding all along.. No one tried to help me.. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer... Even she must have been surprised. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day... No one knew what to do.. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless. I couldn't be angry at her either. so I eventually crawled out... there wasn't any other way. you guessed right.. *If I'm completely out of my mind. I was just sad. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend... And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night.. I couldn't say anything. what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards. a daily newspaper had a small headline. I could hear the siren by then. but.. I know. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely.... No. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'... Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. I really felt for her...
young man... "Hey!. in 30 minutes. My life was over.. the world really is a nice place to live in. and using a soda can as a pillow. She was worried because I did something very out of character...... she told me that her uncle was the district attorney. uh. and get meeee.. But then... and he lived in Jemoolpo.. and called her uncle in the middle of the night.. -_-. then her uncle. I. I was in jail. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk... standard.. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. You have to get off here. "Sir. I was always pressured by her time limit. When I woke up.... Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench.. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. thank you... (Still.. It really was Jemoolpo station.. Half an hour later. and had a painful thirst as well.... but all I remember is calling her. I had a blinding headache. When I arrived at the Subway station. I realized she hadn't come last night.. "Listen... I tried to remember what happened. I drank two bottles that day.. barefoot. My stomach was not feeling good at all.. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge. This is Jemoolpo station.... I don't remember anything after that.... ." "No. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around.. quietly." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. well. Apparently.. *gags* *burps* I'm at.. I just sleep.. there were some coins thrown in front of me.. Why am I in here? Let me out.. 30 minutes is pretty generous. at least. Jemoolpo Station. And then I called her. If you think about it. -_-. Then I fell asleep. and I had to head home only semi-consciously.S.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. trying to figure out where I was. was appealing)... I was a complete stranger. saw me sleeping under the station bench. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone. I took the lane heading to Inchon. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then.. You gotta come here. my beautiful and tough girl game in.. A cop got me a cup of water.." She lives in Bupyeong. It's me.. at least.
' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story.. I really hate her friend.) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name. Also. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. but still.. she put one in mine. Also.. It's pretty cool. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung. *Hello.. posting it on a website for people to read.. Sometimes. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . (It's already too long. this is Gyeon-woo 74. Later when I get a job at an office. it doesn't look good.. certain situations) in our wallets. at the point of writing this. and told me that if I do something like this again. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend. but if I wrote the answers before the story..... she'll kill me.. I'm a mental patient.. 'You're worse than me. That day.. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal.. -_-... she beat the living hell out of me.. a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter.. I'm completely out of my mind. I'm going to Xerox it.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station.... he's not acting that pissed off either. and of course. Hello.... she agreed to put me in jail. Hahyung is suffering because of me.. Oh. right? She has nothing to do with her. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. If something happens to me. -_-. Remember that the author is. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA.. so if you see me acting crazy.
.. If there's a good position open.. there's no way subway can get there in one hour... I wanted to keep the middle ones.) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?. male employees are gonna suffer. Taxi? Yeah.. how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die.) .. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty. if you ask me. then she beat the crap out of me...kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good. I'm going to write this the way she want me to. chapter six. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour... (I have nothing to say. And I'm a really poor guy. I got there in hour and half.... she's. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station.......... What excuse would I use? No..hs.. I'm going to be killed along with my fingers. If the visited counter is lower than before.jayang.. wherever she gets a job at.." She's very pissed off. I thought all my fingers were going to break.. I apologize sincerely once again... Now.jpg) (Once again.000 won ($50).... She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www. And yes.... she wants you to know that she's very qualified. and it's gonna cost about 50.... Is it still on?) She's very smart too.. but only express taxis...I'll probably going to be summoned by her again..) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him. (She thinks internet can do everything... (Too much TV... I don't know what to say to this.) She's a senior in college right now. I told her we should just post a picture of us. \_/ From here.. no... I'm writing the way she wanted me to.. She receives scholarship awards. she calls me.
I'm 75 Rabbit. a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce... I get more and more nervous. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near... Instead of something I can buy.... A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered.... she... right? Please.. Think about it... Oh... I thought about doing something for her instead. Birthday... you're gonna print this out and show it to her again.. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. Money? She has too much..... She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon)." What a great bunch of friends.... Anything she need? Doesn't exist. you know why. anyway..... If I try to pass the day by without doing anything... speaking of murder.. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him. please edit out the sentences in parentheses.. I apologize once again.. Chapter 7 On her ID. as her birthday approaches day by day. Please? I'll buy dinner. it's in June.. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . and she's a economic administration major.. what should I get her. as she opens the trunk of the car. her birthday is April 16th. then they said "Idiot. doves. (Note: Most likely. I'm dirt poor. either in January or February. Me? As I said before. but ... but on the calendar. might murder me.She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis... (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75. right? Fast 75... So I reminded them that I was a rabbit. I don't want to do this either. I have to survive. I don't know why. (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this.. no wonder you're so... but my friends are 74 Panthers. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie.
but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage... and even got an autograph (awesome!). but they refused. I took her ticket.. As I stretch my two arms to the sky... 100. There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years).. this is all I got. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know. this was it.. .wikipedia... bribe them for me... and tell her. I used to work at an amusement park. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200... Apparently... take her near the carousel. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up. In the middle of the night. but I couldn't give up.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy. Me: Fine.. they still couldn't find a better job. and turn on whatever the ride she wants... Kim Hee Sun came to the park. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50... (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working. I was in charge of operating some rides. I immediately called my friends who were still working there.. or a driver's license....000 won ($100).000 won ($50). Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. So.. and there'll be security in the place anyhow.. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive..But.. I don't have a car. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them.. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. saying that they'll get fired.. secured her safety belt. I would go with her into the amusement park...... (Picture reference: http://en.org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too.
... And I quickly pretend I was yawning. Just the two of us. I tried to find a side door. They tell me everything is ready."This is my magic for you.. I'm so proud of my brain cells... Then we move on to the pirate ship. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. going for a drink would be the best solution. We arrived at the wall of the park. she asked me why we're going there. Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night.. I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. I practiced in front of the carousel.... the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this." I stretch my arms. The day before her birthday. if she drinks a half a bottle. probably an expert wall climber. with both arms stretched out..... the day is almost over..... I called my friends I was heading over there. A bouquet? I don't have one... "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less... She climbs over in seconds. then the carousel turns on with music.. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts... You're good at that right?. She's..... please? Let's be crazy and just do it.... Passerby are staring at me... and I took 10 minutes. we have to move in at late night. being completely out of your mind. Of course. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them. As we go on... The day has come.. I decided we would climb the wall. so I figured the front gate would be closed.. It's 1 in the morning. I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel..... Then we ride the pirate ship. She's yelling at me. but there weren't any.. I didn't really answer.. It's her birthday. I have to endure it. .. but. she would be quite unpredictable. and we ride the carousel.... and I have to keep her with me till the late night...
(you remember the first time... her uncle. along with my friends. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So...My heart was beating loudly.... yes. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday. came by and took care of it. This is my second time in jail... We headed over to the carousel. She's about to cry. everything was going according to the plan...... "This is my magic for you. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full.. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel.. out of nowhere... we were sent to the police.. After getting yelled by security for hours. they can't risk getting fired. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved.. Next day. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening... the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail.... "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now.. Since that job was the only way they can support their families.... and we couldn't see anything. Since they promised.. it was very dark." I stretch my arms to the sky.. whispered. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen. Finally.. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry.. She must have been taken by surprise.. they all got fired. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs.. ... and as practiced.. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. Then... I hear whistles. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. we're at the police station. right?) In any case. spent the night in jail together.. See. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day. In front of the carousel. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift... they tried to bribe the security. Carousel is turned on.. but they refused.. she and I. sir.
... there's no way I'd remember something like that. She has almost moved on from him now. really. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys)." and decided to play squash (you know......... I have. For two months.. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1.. You're right.. I . and took the first place!!!. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me.. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar.. She called me and reminded me.... I don't think she had time to think about him at all. In Taekwondo.. You don't believe me? .. what would I do for her. it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway. Of course. Drug dealers. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV. rapists. Judo. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something... PC House. but there are sides of her that are cute like that.. I beat them all. Hapkido. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication.... And once again. Kendo... To tell you the truth. . because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months. when the weather turned really nasty.... one degree. -_-...... murderers.... Pretty soon.... And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again.. I'm still marked by her uncle. so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. I just wanted her to be happy.. She's really rough..... this 100th day? If you have a good idea. . It was July.. What is she up to?. and Kung Fu.. movies. That's right. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves.... robbers. jail -_-). I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist. video place.. but I'm a martial artist too.But. motel (?).. please email me.. You won't believe me.
... Whatever....... ever. the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.. . and even if she did..... but I did have some experience with Tennis..... the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish.. Me: I... I was confident once more.. She must've been angry that she lost." From here.. But Kendo is a pretty tough sport..never played squash before. Yes. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here. wanted to make a bet. Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of...... I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks. She has no idea what's coming.. long time no see. so I was pretty confident.. She... When I was little. how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and.. It's a murder on your shoulder and back. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-. "Hey.. Don't regret it.... So we go to the Kendo gym. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No. I think I have a stomach cramp. Me: I don't want to drink with you. and I was back to my old self again. Me: Okay. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. So. Her: Then... ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight... I can win against her in something. I started to get nervous. Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me.. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over......... and. she wanted to do Kendo.. there was no way she knew how to do Kendo. the result? Of course I won.
.. I could see the stars... Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept.... I begin to sweat.. but me... isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this. and opened my book.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. And now I'm getting sleepy.. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and.. so she still owes me a wish....(Kinda like this. and there's tension in the air. I feel sudden pain at my side. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I. It looked as if it was rising. A girl with Kendo degree.. slept. How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day.. it went head.. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day.. got a place in the library....... leg.... BAM! She went straight for my head. Hey! When I watched it on TV.... and I stare right at her sword. I'd won the squash game... And of course. is scary as hell.) We both have the bamboo swords. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes.. . She approaches.. head.. waist.. but not the fight.. washed my face with cold water.. What should I tell her?. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. It was awesome. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ . 3 meters apart... I study.. but my phone started to vibrate.... who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something. That's right. then.. I went to school. it was her.. I was barely conscious. I could see the ceilings.. Any case. smoking. And ardently I. it probably would've killed me. barely awake. But if I had gotten hit. I called for timeout.. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee. then I don't remember what happened.... and came back to my seat... sometimes.. Wait!. I just pretended I was knocked out... then a cramp in my head.. I answered.
.. something feels wrong. Lunch was a few minutes ago. What should we get?" "Just whatever.).. The double one is mine.. and neither of us had anything to eat so. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool."Hello?" "Hey. I quickly got my bag packed." Suddenly. and the street right next to it filled with shops. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there.... etc." "No.. But then. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well. that was sweet of her. coffee shops.. Think your local university.. our orders are switched." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate.. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library.." "Wait. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun....... kinda salty. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See.. disgusting. she said "I'm hungry. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food.. the silent library became noisy.. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. this is why I can't even study at the library.htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right. Do you want to die. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful). so meet me there.. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation. Hurry up... the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. and she tells me "Hey." In the drowsiness of my sleep." "I have to study today." . here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood.. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there.." She wants jajangmyun. -_-..info/cuisine/nudle/p_11. kinda sweet. It is a noodle with black bean sauce.
.... you know.com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D." Daikon pickles fly at me. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl. you have to eat one more single.. But I have my pride too..... but she still has one more to go. "No way! Ma'am.. but like I said.ohmynews.. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double. I finished mine. your first bowl was a single. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later. You have to get another one. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl. The owners aren't even working. we need one more single... Before finishing mine.. she says "Hey. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color. But.. You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit." We shouted at the same time and started eating. ma'am. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image. I picked up my chopsticks. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun)..." At this point.. as if we were crazy.. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us...... but are too busy staring at us. and now." "Can I get jjamppong (once again. it was just like that. I told her "Hey. Everyone was looking at us....jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun. there's another double in front of me. I have my pride.. and so is she.. .. with that black sauce.. she finished. for us to have eaten the same amount....." She doesn't let up "No.. I'm finishing up mine..... other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them. and said..."Then. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit.. I ate three bowls. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one. so it's not fair. "Let's go.... I ask the waitress "I need another double here.
.. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us. and.. We saw that. coughing and then spitting thick.. 2 singles and 5 doubles. collapsed near a telephone poll......."We have to finish this. yellow mucous right next to us.... damn it... and was watching us.. black.. She tells me. So. we were holding hands (lovely) and.. But. "I can't walk anymore. After a while. like I said. and on her face... then. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk." She ordered another double. We try to stop it. meaning that the place was packed with people. we started to throw up.. let's rest here for a second.. she's an econ major. but we looked at the ... Everything is. So we sat..... And we looked around. the sun looks like a daikon pickle. I cringe and looked at her... We got in front of a Baskin Robins... and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it. That was around 3 pm... I managed to eat 2/3 of it. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face.... and we stood up... I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason........ I'm an engineering major.. shaking. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. went at it again.. the noodles are near my throat. She was writhing with pain. threw up in front of them... 20 bucks. result. Everyone looks like delivery boys..... and we left the place..... ... "How much?" "Let's see.... we're about to faint.. on Saturday." We ate. while holding the telephone poll. Then some guy passed by.... if someone hit my stomach right now..
.. After that... asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship. I know... and I got a call from her.. at least that guy didn't know it was me. But I still have no idea what they ate.. it was all black and. so come over and I’ll make you something. but some guys in my major was talking in groups... what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah..I took her hand and ran. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind.. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls.. I went to the University street. thanks to the jajangmyun residue." I thought I was having a heart attack. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best. my parents won’t be home for two days. Well. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. . I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. I went back to school on Monday. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant..... I guess they were embarrassed and started to run... and their face was covered with that black stuff. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd.. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah... ugh. "So last Saturday.. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um.
right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States. Once inside. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm.She’s…. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. and my face turned a several shades whiter. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . just in case. and… Well. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind.. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths.]. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich.
and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. with her head on my chest. I turned my head towards the right side. messing with me. not DVD… lol remember. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it.“Yeah. I decided that the movie was no good. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. . While watching her sleep. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. “Do you want to eat it. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. she promised to make something really special for dinner. Looks good. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. it’s a special ramen. She was still sleeping. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. Her head was right next to mine. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark.
Picture reference: http://www. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah….jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. I began to cry. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. “Type these for me. . How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. I drank a 1.sangganews.
It's me. I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. In this very chapter. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. This is due to the fact that. The humor.. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. Gyeon-woo. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. this translation is not word-for-word. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. in the original work. And just to be on the same page.. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". like a cuddly baby chick. I include pictures of foods. I promise :-) Also.. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. the author does go back and forth a lot.. it literally means cute.. places. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work..” “W-wait.. okay?” .. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today.” “.. So hurry. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. attitude. translations will continue at a faster pace. meaning. I promised to introduce you to them..I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. Contrary to the context of the word. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again.
As soon as I got to the table. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other.co. she began to speak. This is the guy I was telling you about.. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. After leaving the coffee shop. there's a guy in the group as well.. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. but.. and after discussing what to do next.. No hands. We ordered soon after we were introduced. and sweetener. just with spoons.. huh. Pic reference http://www. and two other girls. rice cakes. Her: Hey..The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl..jpg) . I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that.videoman.. (Ugh... The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans... Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. Sweetie~” At the same time. five of them total. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. fruits.. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there. and no saliva on the spoon... we all decided to go watch a movie. . So.. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. His name is Gyeon-woo. “Aw.. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans. you came! Sit down.. Gyeon-woo: H-hello. the two girls ordered coffee. but. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. I just wanted a coke. Anyway. guys. her. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us.) The group consisted of me. The theater was practically empty. they were feeding each other in turn. it means I'm not much to look at.... when they say that I'm cute.. a couple.
. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer. making unusually large noise. We both pulled. Both of our mouths were full of popcorn. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple.The lights went out and the movie started. It was a bit nauseating to see.. making a rather nice firework.. To make it worse. . scissors where the winner got to slap the loser.. and they were holding each other's free hand. aggressive. right... She does laugh a lot more than she used too.... had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically. yeah.. one for her. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity.. One for him... the girl had her hand on his waist. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder.. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly.. After making her promise not to drink too much. We were playing rock. kissing in public. and the popcorn went into the air. I glanced at the other couple. (You know why. one for her. At the same time. Heh heh heh.. paper. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I.. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place...... Ugh.. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time.. we went to get something to drink. we'd never get that nauseating with each other. They were in each other’s arm. her and I. One for him...
and I'll hit once.. Me: It's 2:1.T But I don't have a choice this time. okay? Her: No way.. ugh. I don't really like taking girls back to their house... It was so close.. I'll list them off later. and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even. If they step over with their right foot. and we must have missed the evening rush. she might beat me up... It was a bit late at night. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin.. To make it worse... foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. I need to pay my phone bills. right foot.Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance. I could've gotten a perfect victory... Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot. let me know.. right. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years).. Third kid. It takes about an hour. I never lose at Odd/Evens.... right foot. Me: Have it your way then. he steps over with his left foot.. You hit twice... There are about a million games you can play in the subway. so we decided to play games on the way. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again.. I win... right foot... ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. she wins. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal. If anyone wants to challenge me. Winner takes all the coins).. T. so I'll just hit you once. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong.. I took her back to her house then too.. Here we go! .. a lot. Right after we broke up.
Hah.... BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits.” . Left foot. -_-. 1 meter. Me: Here what go? .. I get to slap you on the face instead. With my middle finger. Girls can't get slapped. She then made a suggestion... Yes..... 2 meter... You're right........ Her: All right. Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. go!!! “Left foot. Left foot. I get slapped.. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car. Now.. both of us using fingers. if I lose. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies. Left foot. she gets tired of waiting. They're on leaves. She must've gotten really scared. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders... I told you I was sadistic. she is the law. so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: .. I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb. I am sadistic.... This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders.... and opens her eyes... 3 meter. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What. Her: No way.. Left foot. Whoa.. we. here we go.. Her: Fine. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us....I first place my fingers over her forehead. here. They were all privates or PFCs. I knew it. and they were still very disciplined. Her: This is unfair.. after all....
'he's going to take my side... My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity. I was shaking without noticing... but I left them alone. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while... She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people... 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. she touched my left cheek lightly again.. right foot. right foot. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on. 4th slap... So that takes care of one hit. Everyone was staring at us.. I suddenly stood up. I literally saw stars. There were four left..Her: Come on.' I thought. 'Fine. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire...... The guy next to me suddenly stood up.. then turned around and came toward us. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing.. for maximum effect.. Me: Hey! Look at that moon.... 'He's a guy. just kill me. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant.. My left cheek became all red and swollen. This was no joke. She lightly touched my left cheek. 3rd slap. She then lightly touched my right cheek. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then.. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name.. realizing what was about to happen. She was so nice..' I closed my eyes tightly. she hits me on the jaw. from stifling their laughter..... remembering how crappy life is during the military service. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one. Right foot.. . Me: Hey.
'retard'..... The whole arm starts to shake. uh. In modern context. These are her pet names for me. 'bastard'.. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh.. huh? Me: No. -_-... The level of power behind this finger is going to be very.. well.) I place my finger just like last time. no. The guy turned around and grinned.... Suddenly. The middle finger starts to shake from strains..M. *Yawn* . It's pretty fun playing games in the subway..... It has always been 'Hey you'. (T/N: Oppa is. but then. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night. what girls call their older brother or older male friends. During breaks or holidays.. Everyone around us has become very quiet. 'idiot'. too intent on watching us.... this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends. Her: . I felt very warm inside..) I was about to hit.. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life.) She has never called me that once. My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger.. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right... studying. I'll give you a call around 6 P. “Her”: Yeah right. very different. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits... even though it was really early in the morning. Chapter 13 She was calling me. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly.“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world... you were on the internet all night again. turned out it was noon already. okay? Me: Okay... Me: Hey. My cheek stopped hurting. Oppa. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . so get some rest then come out.. (ha! Losers can't say anything. *Yawn* . I was.. or semesters. traditionally.....
..zzzz. Oblivious to my realization.. Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey. even for a Saturday night.. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant.. “Her”: Hey. someone came next to me and nudged my arm... It was 7 P. in all probability. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry...... She said she'll call me at 6 PM..... confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today. I'll just wash my face and be there..zzz.. Suddenly. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? .... It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends...zzzz..... And my phone began to ring on the way.. that's right.... Sun Mi.. Gyeon-woo. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her. Sun Mi: Hey.. I was looking for Her around. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay. I mean. and dragged me along.M. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up.. gimme 30 minutes. It's me.. I looked at my watch. I took my phone out and saw this... but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me..zzz.. I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore... *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-. Yes... She was going to buy dinner. an old friend of mine.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed.. It was her. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago.. but from Sun Mi... What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you. long time no see.. yeah.
.... not knowing what to do.. but still they're sticking with the same waitress. Of course..... It was out of batteries... She went over to the counter.. speak! Please.... you do it. -_-.. I'll just have what you're having. Waitress: Good evening... Basically. but to actually hear it in real life situation.. I have no idea. But I tried my best.. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody. is this lucky.... I don't think she spoke any Korean... are you ready to order?'.. or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant....... *static* Where the hell are... that's like English phrases you learn in middle school...... Forget English.. what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here. I don't usually go to this kind of place. this is my first time too. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English. I studied English for god knows how many years... Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-... The waitress came back. damn it. Um.. Me: Um. but she wanted to eat here. was looking away... (T/N: in English.... very broken English) .. that's just BS.. Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow. This is embarrassing. Me: No. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well.... she was saying 'Good evening. because she started to talk in English.. Me: Hey. Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi.. Sun Mi and I both looked at each other. Me: You order it.. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that.......... it took me by surprise.“Her”: Hey! You little.. but the waitress was from another country. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . I barely speak Korean. (T/N:. did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No. Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English..
Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha. confusing.. Coffee and coke.. but the batteries were still out. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts.. very painful English) Waitress: Yes.. Even though it was a middle school level English.. I was drenched in sweat... Her calls.. No... Me: No thank you. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well. But.... so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts.T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge. Sun Mi offered her cell...... but an actual conversation can be.. I tried to call her.. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence.... well. .... and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one... It was actually really good.. I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when.. very unpleasant.. Just give us two hamburger steaks.... I remembered something very.. Mother..... but. (T/N: English) Huh... Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T. let's just eat hamburger steaks. Our.. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! .. when we were finished... I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything. Sun Mi wanted coke.... the coffee tasted like poison.... my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks... Me: Speak slow please.. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way.. I had completely forgotten about her calls. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her..Sun Mi: Hey.... Then. Me: Hambag Steaki.. What did she just say? Luckily.. Whew! At last.... (T/N: English) What. she couldn't just take the dishes away. what now. The sky was falling. two!! ok? (T/N: in English.. Because of the trouble with the waitress...... the waitress came back. but I chose to use the public phone instead.
... So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up... She called me in the morning. preserving my life is much more important. It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. the next day. um..... There was no way it would've ended like that. I'm with a girl too. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul).. Her: Hello... I'm with a guy right now.. there was.. Chapter 14 Yep. But.... I don't feel guilty at all. It's not like we're actually dating. Do whatever you want.. Me: Hey.. she's trying to make me jealous. -_-..... uh. hehehe... right. she'll beat the crap out of me. don't come. I'll be beaten to death... what happened was... Her: Fine. Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro. it was Sunday. you know. To be honest. But... my fingers were shaking.. If I fall for that and go there..... Sorry... If I go near her when she's this angry.... Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh.... Even if it kinda hurts inside. That wasn't the end. sorry. um... But it still kinda hurts. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? ... Me: Today's not a good day. Hah. my cell doesn't have any batteries... of course.... so if you don't want to come...... Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other...I pressed her phone number one by one.. and I was sleeping.. there's something I have to take care of... The next day.
. well. internet social groups would meet in places like these. Poor me. I sat down.. you know. T.. It's the end times. After lunch... I approached her. and a very private setting. that there were some windows around. I tell you.. when they need privacy. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious... I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch. she just picked one. and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me. all we've said to each other was “Hey. She wasn't her usual self. and hopefully save me. Then we went to the room.. surround sound. so I guess I was being sluggish.. it's not a Facebook group or anything like that).. but I haven't been to one since... Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks..” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry.... I paid for the coffees. but she didn't say anything. even I would've been upset..” and “I'm hungry. but she still wasn't saying anything.. there weren't anything to do... She then stood up... Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong.... it was a little past lunchtime. It felt like a scene in Misery.... just become a Yes-Man for today.... I told myself 'Just be really careful..... I am really screwed now.. but she didn't even look at me.. “Let's go watch a video. She called me and told me to come out. Then she finally said something.. This made me even more nervous. it changed a lot since.. mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet. out of guilt. I'm here... and to even imply that I should violate it. She was already there waiting for me. So far. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private. I took her to lunch. Without saying anything.... Back in 94 or 95.. we drank our coffees.. and I had no idea what she was thinking..... I would've preferred that. I prayed. She was just looking at an empty space... it is used by couples for. let's go eat something”....... a comfortable couch.. To be fair... I was getting hungry. .. and I followed her. I kinda blew her off last night.It's a sacred tradition in our country. I was really nervous that day. Typically.... Don't talk back to her or confront her.. actually....) I've never been to a Video Room with her before. And I was the only one speaking. She must be really angry..T It was a small cafe in Shinchon..' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to.
. Me: Hey.. really out of it.. she drank hers in two gulps.. I'm just going to leave you on the floor. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But.. While I was meeting her.. well. I couldn't even tell what the movie was about. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers.. but she still didn't say anything. Me: If you go unconscious again... and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either.. and she still hasn't said a thing... “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system..... her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face..... I tried to drink mine really quickly.... It was driving me insane.. With this much alcohol in her... but I stopped her. she was about to drink her second pint. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers.. She looked..: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch.. this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all. The movie was over.. I promised myself something...But.. .. and ordered another pint... hold on a minute.. 9) with you'. the room we got was completely isolated from the outside.... this was the only way for me to survive tonight. I already told myself to do anything she wants today.. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone.” Drink. A pint is..... while I was able to take two sips. I kept looking at her during the movies. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad.... Her: Do whatever you want. crap...... We sat next to each other as the movie started. She then said her second sentence of the day.. no one could see what was going on inside... I just looked at her hands. “Let's go drink. I was getting really curious.. so I prepared myself to block anything.. But I couldn't help it...
She was passed out drunk.... dragging on the floor mode. nothing happened between us.. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie... she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table. -_-.. People looking? Oh yeah. like those bullets in the Matrix... Me: Say. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill. Hey. Despite me trying to stop her. which one of these movies are the longest? . It was summer. they were staring at us.. three gulps this time. But.. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel.... It was to be expected. but the sun was still out... and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub..Me: Something's obviously wrong. piggyback mode. and I only had two sips of my beer.. Remember. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people.. Is it. Well. but I was used to it by now. carrying mode.. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome... but decided to help her up instead. then fell asleep on the table. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad. Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad.... we went back to the video room. How could I go there twice in one day? . and was about to carry her... really? Heh heh heh heh... like I've already said numerous times. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore... We got out to the Shinchon streets. But what was I supposed to do. where should I take her? You think..... “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me. Supporting mode.. And this time we didn't go to a motel........ perverts.. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk.. she couldn't fall asleep quietly.. she drank her second pint.. picked up her bag and mine. Wait a minute. And of course. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out..
.. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us. You can wipe off that drool now. and then there's the beatings. and I'm a guy too. I have my morals and pride.. what am I saying. but she wasn't moving an inch. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty.. Chapter 15 She was sleeping.. Me: ^^. .. not just sleeping... But. you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. above all.. if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake.. ha... she wasn't wearing much make up... . after all. there was a very pretty girl. it kinda got to me as well. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not.... I thought to myself 'What the hell. I... I sat her down... pride? Objectively speaking..... But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk. who seems to be dependent on you. I took a look at her..Owner: -_-. probably from the alcohol. Even if it means getting slapped.. With her..... It kinda hurt my pride. To be continued. this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. I put her on the couch.. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt. ugh.. ..... but unconscious after having too much to drink..... I was mostly staring at her breasts. (. lay her down on the couch.. well. -_-. So. her eyes were closed.. when I saw her sleeping.. well. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl.... she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place.... but her cheeks were bright red..I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space..
. I could feel her breathe... that I am not the person she'll fall in love with. BURRRP! . When I was thinking this....... The video room was pretty good..... but I kept looking at her. I could feel my logical side going numb... I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all. my heart felt heavy. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her..' If I kiss her now. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes.. the couch was almost a bed.) In any case. I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.oh. laid. And I also pray. So I wish.. she moved around a little and... But it was a little sad too.... The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath... I thought.. but all those images began to flash before my eyes.. and find someone to love again... What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and... even though I haven't done anything.... And we weren't really going out in the first place... see. I'll leave her side without saying anything. well..... there was only a small space between her lips and mine.. . When she is able to love someone again.... ... Even if it was stealing a kiss. In any case. it was very warm. I thought 'Fine... next to her on the couch. 'She's really pretty.' and sat down....... Images of her suffering and her sadness....I won't put it in details... and I almost got killed in the process too.. my heart was beating very fast.. but... I went closer to her.. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry. You know... (she censored this part out. For no reason at all.. I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell. I was facing her. Hehe. I almost fainted from the smell. I felt like I wronged her. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her.... Then.. I haven't really written much about that side of her. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future..
Her forehead was pretty too. ran into Him. Her: Hey.. and a bit by bit.... Wake up.....) Her: Can I get some water... A monk was chanting in the movie... I raised my head. I was surprised. she didn't want to. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. She moved around a bit. And I began to fall asleep......... but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries.... I'm really thirsty.. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie.. After drinking some water.... it was her body's selfdefense mechanism.. She nudged me and said. But I could guess rather accurately.After I averted that crisis. which chased away any drowsiness I felt before. by pure coincidence.. women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . He wanted to talk a bit. who told you to drink like that? . and with the lights.. she was already pale to begin with. I was being a jerk after all. I just sat down and watched the movie.. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship. and He was really desperate. and our lips were apart by..... I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead. Then. My kiss on her forehead woke her up.... and kissed her forehead.. I got closer. -_-. I don't know what He and She talked about. She didn't tell me. our noses were almost touching each other..... please? So I went out to get some water.. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit.. Me: Well.. I turned towards her and saw her again.). Idiot.... Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl.. I closed my eyes as well. and my head really hurts. the heavens must have punished me for it..... and I didn't ask. And I stayed like that for about a minute.. .. or. Slowly.. My eyes and her closed eyes met. (-_-.. Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen.. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something. she began to talk..
. I stopped calling her.That's when she called me. I know. Yes. and that she was really confused as to what to do.. I didn't go..... I told her I was too busy.. not quite. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? .. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. It was her choice..... and She really loved Him as well.. I should've just ignored everything and ran to her... That's the extent of what I can do for her.. Even when she said “Are you going to die.. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him. I'll be there to tend to her pain... Because I didn't want to influence her decision.. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him.. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much.. that she was wavering in her resolve. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her. Her: What's wrong with you. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish.. No... she called me.. The reason I was avoiding her was.. and that she won't have any regrets... I only wish that her choice is the right one.. but what to do about Him and Her. it was her decision and hers only... I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot. I didn't answer her calls. after all. And I could tell. that He truly loved Her. but. or are you going to come out?”.. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds....... I won't do anything to stop her... But that day.. I was just listening to her speak... Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him... Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before. I started to regret my choice. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him..
to be more accurate... He looked rich too. Me: Oh. It felt like there was something different... he was good-looking. Her voice on the phone was different.. She was ready to make her decision. I could tell from her voice that.. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah. and you're not really answering your phone. like you're mad or something... but for some reason..... My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy.. She introduced us to each other. The word 'friend'... I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me. plain-looking. Another guy... and I promised someone to go somewhere.. and was dressed very well. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me. I could only hear the word 'friend'. Gyeon-woo. He was really different from me.. I'm too busy..Her: You don't come out when I ask you to... I'm just busy and tired lately.. Sure enough. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others............ barely knew what “manners” meant.. . In order to see her. or if she needs me to be around a bit more..... but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers.... for some reason. Friend. “This is my friend.. He looked like a nice person.. The person who she was in love with before. She and I were friends. who was dirt poor.. there was another person with her.” Yeah. well. began to dig painfully into my heart. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. This was the first time I saw this person...... It's a secret but..... even her way of speaking was different from usual. Friend. I was her friend.. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to.. Like I said before.... Yeah... I wanted to see the fully healed Her.
.. very quiet pub for a drink... no less... OOO. but she's the one who arranged this meeting.... Coke. I had nothing to say. He was.. he wasn't a friend. and she ordered a coke.... She just told me his name.. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with). she and I talked while he drank his coffee.' But I was stoic about it.. Actually. it has nothing to do with me now. and get something to drink..... but something was different. And when there's an awkward silence. actually. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting.... who have known her for so long.. I didn't say anything. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her. She got up and said.. I thought.. When she asked me something.. my logical side had won against my emotion.. . She was laughing. they talked while I drank my coffee. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar.. didn't seem to know that about her.. 'she's finally going back to this person.... And then. 'what's he smiling about. we all went to a very.” (T/N: Name censored by the author. And when she asked him something.. she only orders that when she is really upset about something. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. I ordered coffee. um. she drank her coke... anyway?' I took a closer look at her. I thought... It's not too surprising. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background. Because He was there.. I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke..... But He. at least... He was smiling. Something is strange though. and she just wanted to thank me for everything. for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. “Let's go.” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. and he ordered coffee. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then..... who have loved her once. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub. As if she was nervous about something...“And this is.... To her..
so she must be able to fall in love again. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy... that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. and noticed the mood of the place.. I began to think. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. I came in right after. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her. and that it has to be said under a clear mind.There were two kinds of table at the pub. I really didn't care who she sat next to.. To her. We ordered drinks. He must have expected her to sit next to him. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient. She must have thought the same thing.. I thought... It wasn't intentional. I should go sit at a circular table. not that I had anything to say to him.. He was the first one to go in. But he was still going towards a rectangular table. At a rectangular table. 'Just like at the cafe. but we didn't really say anything to each other. but his confidence towards me in respect to her. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger....' ... she's talking to both me and him in turns. that wasn't the case between Him and me.. but.. Many thoughts crossed my mind. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation. When you drink with one another. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. As soon as I stepped into the bar.... and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. does not mix at all. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless. and a typical rectangular one. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable.. Because... and he went towards a rectangular table.. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. There was a circular table. 'This is enough. but I was not enjoying myself.. She followed me and called out to him to follow us. Both He and I got drunk. I drank.... so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed...' So I went to a circular table.... Or. She wasn't drinking at all. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table.
What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again. I said Me: You know.... She came down a few stairs.... is what I said.. She asked me why I was getting up. or I'll kill you! Me: -_-... But I really just wanted to go home.. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: ... so I'm going home. As I went down the stairs.. Hurry up.. and the things she said through her action.... If she called me and told me.. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: . Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside... I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain.. . it would not have been a big deal. For the first time.. Me: If you wanted to tell me this.... Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway.... That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being........ I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! ... What was wrong with me? Her expression then... It was probably because I was drunk. I got really angry at her.. you could've just called... I just wanted to congratulate her. someone called me. I would have just congratulated her... I thought I'll just call her on the way.. My emotion took over from my logic and. This wasn't what I wanted. Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired. okay? Her: Get back inside. you could've just told me something like this over the phone. and I answered I had to go to the restroom. coming near me................ Many different emotions were all mixed up. Take care when you go back home. But when I saw Her with Him. And I sneaked out of the bar..I got up from the table.... I shouted at her. and wish her happiness in her love..
She had ran towards me.. Somewhere in my heart... I felt too many different things as well.... and turned me around by force.. then go.... a bit of sadness was mixed in. Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station..” She couldn't finish her sentence.... like this →. but. Warmth.. I covered my eye-. a big gaping hole began to form.. but.. WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye.... In my wish to congratulate her....... eyeball with my hand. I was stunned for about 5 seconds. like a scene in a romantic movie. and with her right hand.Sadness.... But when I was making my way to the station. something flashed before my eyes... But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it. In my heart.... and a longing to say something..... someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder..... The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.. I headed towards the subway station.. Suddenly.. grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand.... a bit of heartbreak was mixed in..... it bruised up nicely.. turned me around by force. and turned me around by force. I was trying to figure out what had just happened... o... In my expectation for me to be happy for her. no.O Typically.. I think they call it. I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy. Heartbreaking.. the name changes to something more professional and medical... and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs.. 'Eyeball'.... She was speaking... even her voice carried too many emotions.. and looked at her with my other eye.. “If you want to go. such human body part is referred to as an “eye”. ..... I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion. It was her.. Happiness.
.. She said “Let's go do some karaoke.... apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye. He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive.. but she didn't answer him. for my right eye's sake. especially bruises around the eyes. I was done drinking.. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar.... A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand.. so he agreed... My thoughts were muddled by alcohol. she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well. The three of us got a rather big room. He looked like he sobered up as well. But I walked out on her instead. rubbing my left eyeball. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the .. so I drank by myself... He asked her where she went.. that was the moment I had wished for... It was a bit embarrassing... I agreed as well.. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises. that moment was then.. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and.. I ordered another drink... and she wasn't drinking in the first place.O If I didn't follow her..ball. You know.... so I followed her while putting some distance between us. and we were out of food... is to rub a cold egg on the spot...... Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time.. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar.Her: Follow me! Me: T. I should've stayed there..” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. Perhaps.
.... http://www. you are my only one~~~ One day. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing. I don't really like going to karaoke. to avoid listening to me sing....) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. But I'm really good at using tambourine. (T/N: . It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me.. You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested.... I have no idea if this is true... ballad. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” . I gave it to Him. I suck at singing. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing. she chose.. or whatever.. dance. I felt the pain of separation. His eyes were fixed on Her.. No matter what kind of song....com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 . I can accompany it well with the.... it was her turn to sing. tambourine..... my friends all want to go to the restroom.. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well. I was familiar with the concept. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing.. He was singing. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good.listeners a minor orgasm.. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www.com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me.. trot.. feeling of loneliness.. *shrug*). You know... When I sing. She gave the microphone to me.youtube..youtube. long after you left me. because he started to put in some numbers... rock. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning.
. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in.. she wasn't even looking at the screens.. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more. but the situation was.... it had to be this one.. and he was holding onto her bag. So I picked a song and began to sing....... My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening.com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds. we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day.. He was clapping. It wasn't because I had to part with her.tistory. for some reason... it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song. she would have to take the subway home..... .. He probably didn't want to see me next time either.... I felt like this was her last song for me. In front of the building. We kept singing back and forth until time was up..... I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book. When she was with me..com %2F1275 OR http://depression01.. We should hang out next time too.tistory. It was my turn.... and didn't know any song... He slung her bag on his shoulder. plus.. it was time for us to part...... he had a car with him.... She was still in the restroom... I suck at singing... but then I thought that if I saw her. But...com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you. I would cry like an idiot.She wasn't looking at Him or me. Him: Yeah. He lived in Inchon...tistory. Me: Today was fun.. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. (T/N: http://goodieds..com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable.. then I'll see you next time too. I was thinking about waiting for her.... I didn't want to sing.... She didn't say anything.. and she lived in Bupyeong.....tistory. I just picked out a random song and. so she would have a comfortable ride back home. I didn't think that I was in love with her either.
. I thought that if I kept going down...... until we were near the Bupyeong station. I don't think it was her. the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality.. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag. For some reason.. I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again..... And then I passionately embraced her........ suddenly. I was halfway down now. and the people outside the doors..Just... For some reason.. You know how in movies... I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station... They just stared at us while probably thinking.. I was so happy that. Then... while everyone was watching. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase...... The escalator kept going down.. there were a lot of couples around me. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her. Heh... I smoked a cigarette. I took out a second one... it doesn't really work that way. and stayed there till the first one burned out. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment. but my logical side ordered me.) ..... then..... I was just standing there for about 10 minutes.. everyone was... ..... so I left before she got out of the restroom.. I took the escalator to the station.' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her.. to just go home.. Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us.. I was about quarter way down when. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her..... 'Nutjobs. I still don't know what she is thinking. we didn't say a thing. I'll never get to see her again.. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator... I wanted to look back to see if she followed me. I heard a voice calling for me... The people on the stair next to us. that's how I felt then... what was I thinking.
She started to read this after her friend told her about it.... if she reads this. The next story was about a month ago. but for a completely different reason..... It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him.... Why? Because she'll be mad... we could've taken a cab. And I am with her.. she'll beat me.... she'll laugh out loud. Nor can she. but she said she wanted to walk a bit. I'll write something funnier.. Me: .. so we walked side by side..... But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love. Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer. Next time.. But if she tells me to come out. Her: And..... Her: What are you up to today? ... She said. Me:.......... why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me. right? Your clothes get all wet.. Me: .. haha.... I asked.. This was the end of her wandering... Um... She no longer has any wounds or pain. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day. and that's why she met Him in front of me....After we got off the subway.. I go out..... Her: Gyeon-woo.. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car.... well.. We arrive at her house.. I liked your singing better.
(T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances. I forgot my wallet... Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor. so. so I'm going to watch a movie at home. or “Connection”. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years... Anyway. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”. put on my clothes... Gotta love it.) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-.. well. I checked how much I had and. Me: Hey. I really can't go today.. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there.. and went outs . Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? ..Oh wait.... porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”. this time. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. took my cellphone. he's saying he's busy... which would mean he's cooking rice. Ugh. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication.. I only had 3000 won ($3) on me. opened the door.. I don't even have money for the bus anymore. B-U-S-Y! .. oppa (what girls would call their older brother).. but. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon. I'm borrowing some of your money. but waaaaaaay more sappy. “Hey. I have to treat her well while I can.. ^^.. I casually washed my face...) Her: What business? Me: No..” ^^ (T/N:Ahh. don't you just love pun humor? The movie. I called Her again. So I went back to get my wallet. there were only three of them in there.. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. damn OneShot 01X. Damn..... or “Bah-Pah”. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation. ate something for lunch. crap. you should come out with me. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”.. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail.Me: It's raining.. Her: I don't have anything to do. I rented “Touch Me. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way.... Mom's not home..
. We were still sharing my umbrella... a couple was sharing an umbrella.. and she brought the tiniest type. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella. You still have your subway pass. We left the cafe. I was still holding onto it. but the guy was really fast. it was already getting dark. I can't suggest going to a cafe. but... Of course. After a while. it's a long story. stupid! So. and our shoulders and pants got really wet... was not a good experience for me. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop. The guy was holding on to the umbrella. and the girl was staying really close to him. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. medium sized ones. I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me... It's still raining...... The girl chased after the guy.. Suddenly. This cafe was on the first floor.. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. Of course. I brought the big one. but it was still raining. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club.. I brought an umbrella. Her: Then just come out.. Even though we had an umbrella. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. I can't suggest going to get something to eat.. The guy finally let himself get caught.. the days were getting shorter. .Me: .. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her.. and it had huge windows for walls. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach. unlike the summer. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee... I thought she was going to get angry.... This.. and big ones that looks more like a parasol. it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. this is embarrassing... Man. Her? Also got drenched in the rain. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. but the girl was already soaked.. it was still raining hard. Outside.. she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way.
She was right next to me. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something. Our eyes met as we approached them. It was too late to backtrack now.. We got closer and closer to the gangsters.. we were both broke. I have to take her to her house. my heart was pounding. she used up hers and. In that short time. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. We were about halfway there. why? Because I was broke. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me. I carried my umbrella like a sword.... Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand. I got really scared. Even if there were two. .. so I let her caught me. Reserve.... and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight... Well. she was fast like a freak.. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation.. so we had to walk for a while. I could do something about it. about 10 meters ahead. you know... and even though I may get hurt. But there were three guys. but we took the bus instead.. The bus station was a bit far from her house. in case we would have to run...... If there was only one person there... I would be able to protect her. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters. two guys would keep me busy while the third. we would take a cab. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God... As I picked it up. I took her hand. Typically. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. I could go all out. like D'Artagnan.She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole.. It was the Bupyeong station.. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically.... you know. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. It was really dark.. The rain had stopped by then... to be honest..
” Gangsters.. “Hey. you little... can be really simple. all we have to do is just run. past or present... “Hey. and said “Hey. sexily... get lost! Me: What's with you... Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by.... Man. looking good there.. The two guys came closer. But then. and the other two approached us and said. -_-. looking good there.. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. Suddenly. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor..' ...As we passed them by. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader. I thought... Heh. I'm not sexy enough? . Leader: I said. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters.. I had to fight the leader of the group. they always say “Hey. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. The gangsters were looking at her.. I thought “Thank God”..' The two guys couldn't be helped. but She stopped in her track.. She was right behind me... but in order for me to win. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.” I smirked. “Hey... what is with her? Having no other choice. But then. I turned around. get lost while you can. in movies or in reality. The leader of the group approached me. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by... harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish.” like a corny movie line.. I thought “Thank God”..
... After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. At this rate. I thought. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face. biting.... with his nose.. -OSo. He stopped it. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then. raising my toes. I felt a gust of wind pass by me.. with my eyes. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away. that doesn't happen... while she was behind me. one of the gangsters fell down. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. clutching onto his family jewels. -_-....O I got punched once.... I kept fighting back and forth. if the fight drags on. since their leader was on the ground. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. The other two tries to grab her hands.. Suddenly.. falling backward.. must be an expert. I kicked him in the testicles.. Falling forward.. They were facing me. still foaming on the mouth....... I retreated a little.. and.. They hesitated. I turned towards her. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters.... and bravely stopped the punch. hitting with elbows. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit.. pinching.... and. I yelled. the other two will.. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position.... . My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her. Even during all that. in real fights. It was dirty...... With the leader of the group. I heard a swish as the other one fell down. o. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down. scratching.
. They probably got their skulls cracked.. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming... anyway.... and another one doing the same.. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared. we're at the local police station. but. My face was red...... we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale.. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once. first time.. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. wooden bench. she actually looked pretty cool.. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking.. really good at kendo.. no less! Of course. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl. Around us... the police officers didn't believe them either.... Man... @$ $holes... and after seeing this picture. and fourth time offenders each. And the idiots. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword.. We're absolutely clean. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head. AND they got hit on the head. he used his walkie-talkie to call the police. second time.. and even though I was wearing the protectors. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. A local security officer was passing by..... but I've never been caught. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She... I almost fainted.. I can't even describe them... not even a misdemeanor. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them. is really. that was the scenery here. when the situation has been taken care of? And now.. where were you guys? Why come now. They did a background check on us. I guess it still hurts.... Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch.....You guessed correctly.. but she looks perfectly normal. . But.. And next to us... and they weren't wearing protectors...... the leader guy actually was turning yellow. I was covered in mud and water. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle. and I was panting. the three idiots were sitting on a hard.. Well.
we went to Her house.. police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit. but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb. Remember her uncle. with her parents.. the kind that the head of the family sits on. After 10 minutes... But this is the first time I've met her parents.. Her parents came into the police station.. I'm really nervous now.. I've met her uncle before.. I'm inside her house now.. the district attorney.......... my body began to twitch and shiver a little. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room... Chapter 21 We're at Her house. but because Her parents were closer... Her and I are sitting on a couch.. they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter. and after 20 minutes. They're saying I beat all three of them. but to see them face to face.They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them. Oh boy... Brrr.... Then.. right? I mentioned him a few times before.. I was a mess... At least they know that it's embarrassing. they contacted them. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a ... I was so nervous. After her uncle talked with the police officers. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle. They're looking straight at us.. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us... Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family.... And her father sat on the sofa next to ours....... we all came outside of the police station... I've talked with them before briefly on the phone.... her uncle came in.... I could feel my body go rigid. I was about to call my parents.. .. in jail.
... I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater.. all the nervousness in my body dissolved out. The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house. -_-. haha! This must be the one she uses. warm water began to come out. and my dad's hair all harmoniously.. not to dry). in a girl's house.. everyone has their own toothbrushes.The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours. my brother's brown hair. I guess she's the only one using it.. For your information. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness... blocking the sink.. Yes! ... oh. the funny thing is.. Hm.. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy....... ^^............ no.... then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode..... I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. it's more like a hobby.... and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before..... and there are my sister's yellow hair. this isn't some mental problem that we have..... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but. "You... That scent was in the bathroom as well.. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps.... Anyway. I went to Her room. So the bathroom is very dirty. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life.. wait. her father began to speak. I meant we all have our own soaps.. my mom's curly hair. so I drank it in one gulp... the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. In any case. no less. Soaps are everywhere.. my black hair. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey. the undefinable scent of a mature woman. -_-.. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower.... Her mom brought me a cup of juice. and the next day....... She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom.. Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person.
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
... Chapter 22 Out of nowhere.. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked.. she asked me. so I'm keeping the style. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity. ^^.) style of writing.. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. I'm not so sure which side is correct. But if I write anything else online.. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed. Me: Why. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. -_-.. Her: Hey..... Haha. I'll be sure to take your advice. ." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language.. Oh. What? Her: .... there's really no problem. So you should write using a more proper style. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company). since this is on the internet. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people.. ha.. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. I really think both sides have valid points.. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well.. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school..And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-. I use proper grammar. but in chatting or in cyberspace. Oh.... ha.. so you're not exactly young....... You're 25. Also. because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth.
like you're drunk...... you know.. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly..... what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline..com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning.. Haha.. I was sleeping so well.... Her: Hey. Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important.. Hmm. for me. Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure.. you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days. I get all weak-kneed........ I go completely insane when I see a naked girl.. Me: Well.. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh... but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? . (T/N: http://www. Hmm.. Her: I see.... I was completely awake... really? Haha.." Her: Hello? Me: What the.. thinking "Oh dear God. of course.. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this. I guess you're right.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah.. though? Her: What the. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh. what have she done this early in the morning already..... So I told her like so... Haha. I feel dreamy.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.youtube. when you're being hypnotized by something. I can't even remember birthdays well.. But when she said "Hello" on the phone... but I can't really tell what she's thinking. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see.. you know..She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question... she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching.. Anyway.. 100th day of what.... what a devious girl. Well..
I pointed my finger at it and said . I'll just get hit a couple of times. Hah... right? Me: Yeah. the one that we first went to. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant..... "that cafe?" You ask? You know.. she wants to just hang out too. and she said. she ordered two coffees without asking me.... We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. We decided to meet at that cafe. We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station....... I don't really remember the name... I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot.But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day. Just like then. and in case she takes my share again.. So. ^^" While drinking our coffees. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics. I said "Hey. I decided to just hang out with her all day. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift.... tears and snots flowing down. She was waiting for me there.. Few days ago. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast..... My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday..... she met the guy she used to be in love with.. and is now living life bravely ^^. "I'll pay for it this time. we began to talk about the first time we've met... and she was tempted a bit. she called me again. The day before our 100th day. It's today... Her: You know it's tomorrow..... I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her....
then sell them at ridiculously expensive price.. As long as it's under 50. arrange them around so that they look fancier.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-..except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this. Hehe... I really like window shopping. right?! Me: Of course!! .... However. They buy stuff from the local street market.. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. You really have good eyes. . I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much.. as if following a script. and I followed her.. ma'am.. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. following the most recent fashion trend. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding. . Gyeon-woo. So I've never really bought anything from a department store... isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes.. Me: Yeah? Then try it on. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section. At this point.. you know the rumors. “That's one of our latest product. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there. mostly because of my prejudice against them.. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty.. And we went into the department store.Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store.
But..Wha..... you have really nice legs.. it's too expensive. Though it's not as expensive. after all. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes.. Hey. uh.. She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes.” The next day...2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1. Mom: W-What is this?! 1. I will come back and make it all up to you..... Uh... I then saw a vision. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . Her: No way.. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.million? It's just pocket change...... 1. I could just say screw it and buy it for her...2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey. I took dad's credit card with me today. I'm going to the library to study. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo.. we forgive you for everything.Me: Wh. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside.. Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa..... Her: -_-.2 m.. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card.. Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1... Hey.200) Me: 1..2 million pocket change.2 million won ($1....
.She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1.. see.. or the Blue-Roofed House. Where do you want to go? Her: Well. we left the place.... comment “Hey. When someone else is about to buy a 100.. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House. Me: Yeah.. it was nighttime. right? Her: Whoa... And before the sales rep finds out... and it was already nighttime.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep.. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins. let's go get something to eat. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present. In a moment of desire for childish revenge. We were like little kids..2 million. And then. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. I. so we left the department store without buying her a present. Actually.. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present..... it's dark outside already. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. Can't really think straight when you're hungry.. messing around the place. we got pretty hungry. . that is. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1.. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80. um.2 million suit.. If I get caught.000 won shoes ($100)...
but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun.. But. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something... THAT.ask. I mean.tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www..imdb... Or we could not eat at all.... Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So.. you say? . Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know... Her: Hey. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind. http://c..com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But.jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out.. that jjamppong looks really tasty... Her: So. but. So.nate. we went to the Chinese restaurant. Me: You want the double-sized bowl. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That.. I personally hate it.com/imgs/qrsi. this was our 100th day anniversary... THAT.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I.. remember? I mean.. one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun. I mean.. seafood-broth-based noodle..... ..... ramen would have been a better choice. Me: ….. but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'. why jajangmyun of all things. jajangmyun.... right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy. I want to eat..I stole dad's credit card..
then we went to a cafe. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo... but with the college there. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. and we went to some cafe. there's a place we have to go. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. Before they built the college there. Her: Let's switch. Me: It's midnight already. What if there's no room left for me.. Looks like I can't go back home tonight.. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. And now. follow me. you say? Well. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan.... it's already midnight. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. with all the buses and subway closed for the day. I've never been in this area before. Her: Just. . I wouldn't mind having a roommate.Me:. After dinner. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. and went to the place she wanted to go to. we went to go see a movie. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either.. I followed her after getting off the cab.. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house... couldn't even tell which way was which. so.. Me: Oh really?... which are flowing with miserable tears. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. We took a cab. I can just crash there... why are we here? Her: Let's go in....
.. there was a familiar face......... aren't they closed right now? Her:.... That couple. though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www.. from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11.... Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on.. Everyone around us clapped... Her friend comes in with a cake... And just sat there for about a minute or two. I think this was her first time planning something special for me... but they were all turned off. I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this..... and sets it up on the table. we exchange pleasantries..... I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames..... I think I can hear music playing from somewhere.. After sitting down in one table. The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs... http://www.. painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness....com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together. there were couple people around.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there.... they're made for each other.imdb. in a way. Why? Because I'm a man. Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”. When we went inside.. and there was a white piano in the corner.... She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe.... glass tables....... .. oh.youtube..... the guests of honor are here...... everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip. shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved. -_- . Okay...Me: Here? The signs are all off.... Couple-Girl: Finally. But I didn't cry.. There were two candles on the tiny cake..... God.... ....
Open the present.. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha.. Aside ...... The box was as big as a crate of apples... Me: Yeah......imdb.. Me: ….com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me. go ahead and open the present. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah.. Me: Yeah... but underwear of all things. but. I went through the pretty wrapping papers. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark.. that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www.. thanks. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big.. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear.. As mom had all the spending money in the house... skull? Yes. and felt.. There were several clothes in the box. so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find.... I have a present for you. A.... the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend. It was dark everywhere. I didn't buy those underwear... Gyeon-woo...... but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark).. the skull is kinda cute..Her: Here.. that's right. “presents”. Me: For what? Her: Just. I could have taken out a shirt...... I didn't get anything for you at the department store. Her: That's okay. or pants.... were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. but something was shining nonetheless.. Her. for everything... she picked out everyone's clothes..
. Though it was an awkward performance.. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano.... so I practiced all week. I heard her friend talking to Her about it. she was really beautiful.. then lightly placed her hands over the keys.... She continued as the second part of the music began. Later... She took a deep breath.... a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note.. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones... Suddenly. As I'm writing this.. and you can't even last two lines?! . thanks for the presents. This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline. the carrot that glows in the dark right where. now I understood why she asked me that question. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So.. at night. when I'm wearing that one.. Me: Um. She drags me over to the piano... Her: Gyeon-woo.. an orange carrot glows right where. I am more than willing to sell it online. then.. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air. so.. If anyone's interested.. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity... there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:. I can still remember how amazing it was.. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear... come here for a second.from this skull one. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. I stared at her. and she sat down in front of it... Friend: I taught you day and night for a week.. and ended abruptly with a mistake.... Everyone else stood around the piano. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life. She smiled sheepishly. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought..
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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