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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
brave. then told me “You’re buying... would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so. she read my memo and called me. it’s me. I’m hungry.... Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said. I know a friend. read below). b. send me an email.$...” Then. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel.. Get over here. she’s very brave. She ordered two coffees without asking me. I couldn’t believe it... She won’t remember anything from last night.. So yes. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’... she looked at mine and said “Hey.. and started munching on it. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes. she was waiting outside. Me: Yes ma’am. as soon as she woke up.... give it here.. I’m hungry too. are you eating that or not? If you’re not. Apparently... and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened.... To be honest.. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you.. and when she was done..but. You had to be there T... she knows the area well.. They say ignorance is strength. I was a bit afraid to talk to her.. she took it from me..” ...T We went to the nearest restaurant... and then she would.....) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel.. Damn it. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me. She must live somewhere around here. Then she told me to take care of the bill. why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey.Chapter 2 If you think about it..... Let’s go get something to eat... -_-. $. Completely wasted. she probably don’t remember what happened last night..
people start looking at me.). She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl... That evening.... but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie. I’m a nice guy.. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday. Is she? She’s really shameless.000 won ($10).. I was a bit nervous. then. she was a whole new person. Then she started telling me about yesterday.A thought crossed my mind. Again. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. she might drink too much again. sounded like a movie with chunks missing.. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men..” . she was crying. We went outside the shop. drank until she were gone.. she was really calling me... Plus. so I came back. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping.~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @.. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you. “Give me some money for taxi... just like last night. She said she would call me at night.... She said her goodbyes.~ ~. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened. then she told me. right? Actually. Then.. ~. then told me that she was dumped yesterday.. On her ID. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. Then we started to drink. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable... She was breathtaking.. So I gave her 10... she was unconscious..” What the hell. Suddenly.. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of... I did it because I was really scared. I met her at the coffee shop again.. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill.. I lived in Seoul...@ (The waitress) –.. and I started feeling sorry for her. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. She didn’t remember my face... it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- . she began to cry in front of me. I wasn’t going to pay this time. her eyes were saddened.
1976). She really was pretty... But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through.. Then I went to the same motel last night.. but since my birthday is early. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah. Chapter 3 So. “Like” is too casual.. Here’s a good news... Something was wrong about her..’.) Me: I. -_-.. and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am.. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol. so I thought... which meant I had to go to school.... buying medicine and everything.. and slept in the corner. She’s not acting like a drinker.. also at the chest. I could hear my own heartbeats.. . She must have changed into.. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable. And yes. I think you’re a 76.. -_-. into this... I’m sure she feels the same way about me too... and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain.. In any case. and I’m older. it’s been three months. My friend are all 74. The owner welcomed us.... why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that... recognizing us... and of course... I felt sorry for her..... ‘dates’.. I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully..... maybe. She’s younger than me. then I told her.. Owner: Go ahead.. It’s been pretty horrible three months. there were plenty of. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. Tomorrow was Monday... I’m treated like a 74. Once again. But I gave it up.. I use informal format with her as well now... I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975). After confirming that she was younger than me. area.’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend.. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly.. there are lots of stories to be told. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know.. she’s on my back. but. ‘Please don’t throw up. but “Love” is too heavy. Right now..
I just wanted to run away. We have a strange connection.. she was one brave student. I was at school. She was coming towards me. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. ‘She’s new.. But people were talking left and right... Our tough.. I blame the world. I blame my friends. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her.. Usually. she called me. I hoped she didn’t notice me. It’s not like I could stop her. the lecture started at 2. As soon as I found out it was her.. they use back doors. so though students recognized each other. so I couldn’t get out until 5. Something wasn’t quite right... I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. and everyone looked towards it. Few days later. After lunch. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays. so she wanted to do something. when students were late for classes. I turned around and pretend to be asleep.. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. It hadn’t been that long since semester started. I’m not that impressive myself.. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. a reason to go to this class. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. She goes to S university. Quietly. And then. And that’s how I got to use informal to her.. tough girl.. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process... She said she didn’t have class that day. really? How old are you? Ok. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants.Girl: Oh.. Then she said out loud.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back... then you use informal too. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. She sat right next to me. I could hear her footsteps. I blame alcohol.. Then she told me she was coming here. Whenever I got some money. and we spent the two nights in a motel. And yes.. I’m a college student. . At 2:30. in lecture. Then the class continued..... The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class. Whoever this was.
The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. I could not ditch this class....... Then I couldn’t go to that class again... She was waiting for me outside. I wouldn’t have believed it.. In case she started talking to me. Everyone was looking at me with envy. idiot. After 10 minute break.. It felt kinda good. the girl next to you is really cute. I got up quickly. . I didn’t do anything to her.. Surprisingly. So I told her.. so the professor told them what she told him. What the hell.” Yeah. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. I’m not exactly a model student. This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. and that you were the father.. of course. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend.. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. “Hey. She followed...... During the CAD class. and told me we should go somewhere else. so go ahead. but she was nowhere to be seen. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. But. she was definitely capable. I’ll count you as present. she told me “Ok”.“Bro. The students complained about letting me go. But. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. Then the break came.” “Huh? Professor. the class continued. Let’s work on her after class.. This girl.. Just kill me instead. Haha... ‘That guy’. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated.. I just decided to take the F. “Gyeon-woo. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. Two hours left. In all honesty.. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture... right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent... I’d be known throughout the school as.” If someone else had to me this.. And sat back down.” I thought to myself ‘Moron.
any classes I took... So people started hating me even more... but I don't have any classes either... This one time. and I’m already left out. people were talking and talking. She didn't call beforehand. right? Yes... .. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge.. And. She really did have a bottle of soju with her. I have a bottle of soju with me. she called me. Especially Wednesday... That’s not all.T I live in Shin Dang district... "I'm at Shin-do-rim station.. If I didn't get there in time. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will... she probably would have drank it all by herself." .. actually... and only took the final... So I took the cab..... You've read all the writings so far.. He told me it was gonna become a campus legend. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!". I can't.T. For the people who know why... (My tuition. I didn’t go to class at all. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays. Yes. T. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far. Anyway... That class... you know why.. on Wednesday.. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration. Like I wrote from last chapter. . Oh.... ^^ I live for people like you.. and told me.. Without an exception... I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house. scary.T) Once again.... She came to my class in a Wednesday and.. . made a mess. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays.. so get here in half an hour... I can't get there by subway in half an hour. I have to get there in 10 minutes... One in 120 gets an A in that class.." . She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain. you had to work your ass off to get a B.... she called me that day as well. and. "You have half an hour.. Thank you...Afterwards.....
... she would be the same. I bought lunch. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers).. . and screams... When you ask them to ride something scary. T. and what with the streetlights.... sat there.." I became a bit tense...T.. lakes.. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell... I ran away. By the time we finished... we sat down too. Apparently.. girls turn really cute in amusement parks... but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube.. we went to Sukchon Lake. Whatever.com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards..... She's probably thinking of her ex again... It was getting dark...... there were streetlights.This is where my war begins... Already. She wants to go to Lotte World... in the old days. just hamburgers. it's just soft drink. she wanted to drink beers.. I thought she might jump into the lake.. she was so fragile inside. she was pretty generous with time limit. she even bought the day-pass. they pretend to be scared.. Then...... But today. I stood by her side.. 30 minutes. (A part indoor... Maybe she had a good day. I wish I could go inside... She suddenly said to herself.. she called out a passerby.. the mood was just right.. and all that stuff.. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl. Out of nowhere. I guess she got tired of picking fights.. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches..... She wanted to take a closer look. and hid behind a bench. with strangers. So we went through the bushes and went closer. "That lake is so pretty. then. Who the hell are you? Crazy.... Though she was tough on the outside. There wasn't much to do." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell. she started to cry. so we just. Usually. she didn't say anything.. In her eyes. I found myself drowning in the lake.. I felt so bad for her. But just a can of beer?.. Right? I thought. the place was crawling with gangsters.. but now.
. please call the number below. I asked later. No one knew what to do.. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend... And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night... In case she drinks by herself and is helpless. By then.. I couldn't be angry at her either... what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards.... a Local Man Attempts Suicide. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely... You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day. but. She wanted to see how deep the lake was.I tried to get out. I could hear the siren by then.. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake.. I was just sad. so I eventually crawled out.. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet. No one tried to help me. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. so she pushed me into the lake.. I know. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'. there wasn't any other way.. .. I couldn't say anything. When can she recover from all that? Next day. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. but no one tried to get me out.. Me: Hey." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. I really felt for her.. She was nodding all along... Even she must have been surprised. Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. and went to a local station. The land is in front of me. No.. People by the lake gathered around.... I can't swim. *If I'm completely out of my mind. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. a daily newspaper had a small headline.. you guessed right.
30 minutes is pretty generous.. barefoot. But then......... I was always pressured by her time limit. If you think about it.. I tried to remember what happened. It's me. uh. at least. and had a painful thirst as well. Jemoolpo Station.. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge. You gotta come here. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk. I don't remember anything after that.. saw me sleeping under the station bench. She was worried because I did something very out of character. the world really is a nice place to live in. When I arrived at the Subway station. standard." "No.. and he lived in Jemoolpo.. This is Jemoolpo station.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. but all I remember is calling her.. I drank two bottles that day.. "Hey!. trying to figure out where I was.. (Still.. I.. Then I fell asleep. -_-. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench. And then I called her. and using a soda can as a pillow. well.. and called her uncle in the middle of the night... -_-. A cop got me a cup of water." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. young man. there were some coins thrown in front of me. and I had to head home only semi-consciously. at least.. Why am I in here? Let me out. When I woke up.. quietly. Half an hour later.. I just sleep. It really was Jemoolpo station. I was a complete stranger.. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then.. I had a blinding headache. in 30 minutes. You have to get off here. "Sir. and get meeee.... "Listen.. *gags* *burps* I'm at. was appealing)...." She lives in Bupyeong... she told me that her uncle was the district attorney. My stomach was not feeling good at all..... then her uncle. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around.... you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. I realized she hadn't come last night... I took the lane heading to Inchon..S.. My life was over. Apparently. I was in jail. my beautiful and tough girl game in... I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. thank you. ..
certain situations) in our wallets.... but if I wrote the answers before the story. -_-. 'You're worse than me. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal. a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well..) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination. Sometimes.. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend. Hahyung is suffering because of me.... Remember that the author is. he's not acting that pissed off either. it doesn't look good. Also. That day... There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name. she'll kill me.. posting it on a website for people to read..... Hello. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station. *Hello.. she beat the living hell out of me. and of course.. Later when I get a job at an office. but still. I'm completely out of my mind. at the point of writing this... Also... Everyone got a picture of Hahyung.. and told me that if I do something like this again. It's pretty cool. I'm a mental patient. she agreed to put me in jail. (It's already too long. I'm going to Xerox it. I really hate her friend. this is Gyeon-woo 74. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. -_-. If something happens to me. Oh... I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. she put one in mine.. so if you see me acting crazy. right? She has nothing to do with her..
if you ask me. And yes. Now. she's.... how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die. I thought all my fingers were going to break.) ....... she wants you to know that she's very qualified.. chapter six...jayang. she calls me... male employees are gonna suffer.. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty. I'm going to write this the way she want me to.. then she beat the crap out of me. I told her we should just post a picture of us.... She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www.hs... I don't know what to say to this.......jpg) (Once again. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station.. I'm going to be killed along with my fingers..kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good.. (Too much TV. I got there in hour and half. (She thinks internet can do everything.) She's a senior in college right now.. If there's a good position open.I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. I apologize sincerely once again. wherever she gets a job at... \_/ From here..... I wanted to keep the middle ones. Taxi? Yeah." She's very pissed off. She receives scholarship awards...000 won ($50). no.) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour.. and it's gonna cost about 50. (I have nothing to say.. And I'm a really poor guy.. What excuse would I use? No... but only express taxis. If the visited counter is lower than before. Is it still on?) She's very smart too. I'm writing the way she wanted me to. there's no way subway can get there in one hour......) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?...
a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce... Oh... speaking of murder.. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me.. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again. as she opens the trunk of the car. then they said "Idiot. I'm dirt poor... (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this. Think about it. Me? As I said before. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him.. I have to survive. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last.. right? Please. Anything she need? Doesn't exist.... I get more and more nervous.... might murder me. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75. right? Fast 75." What a great bunch of friends... her birthday is April 16th.. you know why. what should I get her.. and she's a economic administration major. Birthday. Please? I'll buy dinner. Money? She has too much...... as her birthday approaches day by day. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon).... I don't want to do this either... either in January or February. So I reminded them that I was a rabbit.. but my friends are 74 Panthers. (Note: Most likely.. but on the calendar.... doves. I'm 75 Rabbit.. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . I don't know why... Instead of something I can buy. I thought about doing something for her instead. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered. I apologize once again. please edit out the sentences in parentheses. she...She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. no wonder you're so. but ...... Chapter 7 On her ID.. it's in June. anyway..
000 won ($100). Me: Fine. (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.. Apparently.. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200.. this is all I got....000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy.. and tell her. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. take her near the carousel. There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years). Kim Hee Sun came to the park.. . bribe them for me....But. saying that they'll get fired.. and even got an autograph (awesome!).... or a driver's license. I took her ticket. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up.. I was in charge of operating some rides. they still couldn't find a better job... but they refused. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50. 100... she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. and turn on whatever the ride she wants.000 won ($50).. As I stretch my two arms to the sky. and there'll be security in the place anyhow.. In the middle of the night. I used to work at an amusement park.wikipedia. I don't have a car...org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too. (Picture reference: http://en.... I immediately called my friends who were still working there.... but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage. secured her safety belt.. So. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them. but I couldn't give up.. I would go with her into the amusement park... Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy.. this was it.
Then we ride the pirate ship. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them... I pretended that I didn't have any gifts.. being completely out of your mind. We arrived at the wall of the park. but.. please? Let's be crazy and just do it... And I quickly pretend I was yawning... You're good at that right?.... They tell me everything is ready..... and I took 10 minutes. then the carousel turns on with music. I called my friends I was heading over there. She's yelling at me. "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less.. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her. so I figured the front gate would be closed... Then we move on to the pirate ship.... if she drinks a half a bottle.. Passerby are staring at me. . It's 1 in the morning... Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night. The day has come... She's. It's her birthday. As we go on... Of course. I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel. I'm so proud of my brain cells... I tried to find a side door.. she would be quite unpredictable. the day is almost over. but there weren't any. with both arms stretched out... I practiced in front of the carousel..." I stretch my arms. and I have to keep her with me till the late night.. going for a drink would be the best solution. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this.. I didn't really answer. Just the two of us...."This is my magic for you. we have to move in at late night.. she asked me why we're going there.. and we ride the carousel. I decided we would climb the wall. probably an expert wall climber.. I have to endure it........ I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. The day before her birthday. She climbs over in seconds. A bouquet? I don't have one.
along with my friends. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day. Since that job was the only way they can support their families. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel. whispered. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. Carousel is turned on... we're at the police station... and as practiced. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. She must have been taken by surprise. . the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail... She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved.My heart was beating loudly.... they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen.... yes. I hear whistles. We headed over to the carousel.. spent the night in jail together.. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills... After getting yelled by security for hours.. Since they promised.. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry.. we were sent to the police.. Then.. and we couldn't see anything. right?) In any case... See.. they tried to bribe the security. everything was going according to the plan. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening. This is my second time in jail. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. out of nowhere.... Finally.. She's about to cry.. it was very dark. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday.. In front of the carousel.. they can't risk getting fired. she and I." I stretch my arms to the sky... they all got fired... "This is my magic for you. sir. her uncle... I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift. "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now.. came by and took care of it. (you remember the first time. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So. but they refused... Next day......
... .. I have. murderers. please email me. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar. Drug dealers.. video place.. PC House.. I . and took the first place!!!.. -_-... but I'm a martial artist too.. And once again.. She has almost moved on from him now. robbers...... really. Kendo.But. For two months. what would I do for her. It was July... jail -_-)... And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again.... this 100th day? If you have a good idea. I'm still marked by her uncle. She's really rough. Of course.... (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. and Kung Fu. Hapkido.. movies. when the weather turned really nasty... that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys).. because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months. I don't think she had time to think about him at all. She called me and reminded me... What is she up to?.... there's no way I'd remember something like that. motel (?). I just wanted her to be happy... You don't believe me? . So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication. I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist.. In Taekwondo. You won't believe me. Judo. Pretty soon.. one degree. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV...... a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves... ....... so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. I beat them all. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something. You're right.. rapists. To tell you the truth..." and decided to play squash (you know. but there are sides of her that are cute like that. That's right. it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway..
... there was no way she knew how to do Kendo.. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her.never played squash before. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. Her: Then. Me: I... But Kendo is a pretty tough sport... So. I think I have a stomach cramp.... ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight.. So we go to the Kendo gym.. Yes. so I was pretty confident. she wanted to do Kendo.. long time no see. When I was little. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish..... "Hey... the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough. Me: I don't want to drink with you. I can win against her in something......" From here.. I started to get nervous.. Me: Okay... wanted to make a bet. . Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.. ever.. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks. but I did have some experience with Tennis. I was confident once more. It's a murder on your shoulder and back. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-...... and even if she did.. and I was back to my old self again.. She has no idea what's coming.. Whatever. the result? Of course I won. how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and.. She. Don't regret it.... She must've been angry that she lost. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No..... Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of.. and. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here... not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over. Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me...
.. I study.. I just pretended I was knocked out.. and came back to my seat. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. I'd won the squash game. leg..... it was her. smoking. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I..... but me.. 3 meters apart. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack. How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day.. it probably would've killed me.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch.. got a place in the library.. and opened my book.(Kinda like this....... It was awesome. I could see the ceilings. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day. so she still owes me a wish. then I don't remember what happened. barely awake. I called for timeout. And of course. and there's tension in the air...... I could see the stars.. A girl with Kendo degree.. Hey! When I watched it on TV.. but not the fight... waist. who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something... head. sometimes.... slept.. And ardently I.. isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this.. BAM! She went straight for my head. is scary as hell. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .. it went head... T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and. then a cramp in my head. I went to school.... I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee. And now I'm getting sleepy. but my phone started to vibrate. But if I had gotten hit... What should I tell her?. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept. I feel sudden pain at my side. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes... I begin to sweat. That's right.. and I stare right at her sword. then....... washed my face with cold water. Wait!. I was barely conscious. . Any case. I answered. She approaches.. It looked as if it was rising.) We both have the bamboo swords.
kinda sweet... -_-. It is a noodle with black bean sauce. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving.htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks.." . Hurry up. coffee shops. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun." "I have to study today."Hello?" "Hey.. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there.. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. so meet me there." "No. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood." Suddenly." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate. something feels wrong.. But then. or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. I quickly got my bag packed. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right.. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool. the silent library became noisy...).... etc. The double one is mine.. What should we get?" "Just whatever...... Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful). the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library.. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See. this is why I can't even study at the library. and the street right next to it filled with shops.. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation." "Wait.... that was sweet of her. kinda salty. and neither of us had anything to eat so. disgusting. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well.. our orders are switched." She wants jajangmyun.info/cuisine/nudle/p_11. Think your local university. she said "I'm hungry... Lunch was a few minutes ago." In the drowsiness of my sleep. and she tells me "Hey.. Do you want to die.
Before finishing mine.. I have my pride...... she finished.. You have to get another one. she says "Hey..." "Can I get jjamppong (once again.. Everyone was looking at us. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl.. you have to eat one more single." At this point. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later... I told her "Hey. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit...... it was just like that. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one.. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color.. "No way! Ma'am.... I finished mine. but like I said... I picked up my chopsticks. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl......com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D.. but she still has one more to go. you know. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us." She doesn't let up "No. I'm finishing up mine." Daikon pickles fly at me... I ate three bowls."Then. and said. ma'am. "Let's go. but are too busy staring at us...jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun. as if we were crazy. so it's not fair. your first bowl was a single.ohmynews." We shouted at the same time and started eating... You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit. we need one more single. But I have my pride too.... But.. with that black sauce. . and so is she. there's another double in front of me. and now. for us to have eaten the same amount. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image... other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them.... The owners aren't even working. I ask the waitress "I need another double here. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun).
But. We got in front of a Baskin Robins..." She ordered another double.. black.. She was writhing with pain. we're about to faint... Everything is. she's an econ major.."We have to finish this. we started to throw up.. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face. we were holding hands (lovely) and. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk....... And we looked around. yellow mucous right next to us. and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it. went at it again.... and we left the place.... "How much?" "Let's see.... Then some guy passed by... "I can't walk anymore.. meaning that the place was packed with people. We saw that." We ate. the sun looks like a daikon pickle. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us. After a while... So we sat.. . and we stood up. and... Everyone looks like delivery boys. collapsed near a telephone poll..... result.. We try to stop it. while holding the telephone poll. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her. I managed to eat 2/3 of it.. on Saturday. I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason. but we looked at the . coughing and then spitting thick.. and was watching us....... the noodles are near my throat.. 20 bucks.. let's rest here for a second. 2 singles and 5 doubles.... I cringe and looked at her... and on her face.. threw up in front of them.. I'm an engineering major. She tells me.. That was around 3 pm. like I said. damn it. if someone hit my stomach right now.. shaking... then..... So........
. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. at least that guy didn't know it was me. "So last Saturday. it was all black and.. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls.. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind. I know. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning.. so come over and I’ll make you something.. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'.. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant.. But I still have no idea what they ate.." I thought I was having a heart attack.. and their face was covered with that black stuff.... I went to the University street. but some guys in my major was talking in groups. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um.. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun. ugh. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best... I went back to school on Monday. and I got a call from her.I took her hand and ran. After that. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. my parents won’t be home for two days... .. Well..... thanks to the jajangmyun residue. asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship.
She’s…. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. and my face turned a several shades whiter. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah.]. and… Well. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. Once inside. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. just in case.. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States.
“Do you want to eat it. . this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. I turned my head towards the right side. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. messing with me. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. not DVD… lol remember.“Yeah. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. with her head on my chest. She was still sleeping. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. Looks good. it’s a special ramen. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. Her head was right next to mine. she promised to make something really special for dinner. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. While watching her sleep. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. I decided that the movie was no good. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished.
Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. . I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. I drank a 1.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. Picture reference: http://www.sangganews. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together. I began to cry. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. “Type these for me.
I promise :-) Also.” “. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. Contrary to the context of the word. translations will continue at a faster pace. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. it literally means cute. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. I include pictures of foods. attitude. In this very chapter. Gyeon-woo. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. like a cuddly baby chick... This is due to the fact that. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty. So hurry. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon.. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!".” “W-wait.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still..... Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because.. in the original work. I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. The humor.. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well.. this translation is not word-for-word. And just to be on the same page. okay?” . That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. places. It's me. meaning. the author does go back and forth a lot.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. I promised to introduce you to them.
.. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. the two girls ordered coffee. just with spoons...... rice cakes.The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station.. . and two other girls. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there.. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility. No hands. huh. fruits. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. As soon as I got to the table. guys. there's a guy in the group as well. Her: Hey..) The group consisted of me. and no saliva on the spoon... but.. Anyway. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that... when they say that I'm cute... This is the guy I was telling you about. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us..kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. Sweetie~” At the same time. After leaving the coffee shop. a couple. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans. it means I'm not much to look at. five of them total. We ordered soon after we were introduced. Pic reference http://www. but. “Aw. His name is Gyeon-woo. and sweetener. she began to speak. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. they were feeding each other in turn. Gyeon-woo: H-hello. and after discussing what to do next.co... The theater was practically empty. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do. I just wanted a coke.jpg) .. So. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl. we all decided to go watch a movie. her. you came! Sit down. (Ugh.videoman. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other..
and they were holding each other's free hand. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I.. It was a bit nauseating to see. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser. . Both of our mouths were full of popcorn. one for her. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder. To make it worse.. one for her. At the same time..... we went to get something to drink.. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. Heh heh heh. One for him. We were playing rock. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically.. After making her promise not to drink too much. the girl had her hand on his waist. right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more..The lights went out and the movie started.. I glanced at the other couple. They were in each other’s arm. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time. making a rather nice firework.. One for him. right.. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer.. and the popcorn went into the air.... (You know why. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please... kissing in public. we'd never get that nauseating with each other. making unusually large noise. aggressive.. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place.. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle.. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. She does laugh a lot more than she used too.. We both pulled. Ugh.... her and I.. yeah. paper.
she wins. I'll list them off later. There are about a million games you can play in the subway. I never lose at Odd/Evens. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong.. I could've gotten a perfect victory. and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even..T But I don't have a choice this time. Here we go! .... Me: It's 2:1. right foot. I took her back to her house then too.. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal.. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there... and I'll hit once. You hit twice. I win.. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot.. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance.. If anyone wants to challenge me... It was a bit late at night. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot.. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. and we must have missed the evening rush.. I need to pay my phone bills. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years). It was so close... ugh. I don't really like taking girls back to their house. okay? Her: No way.. Winner takes all the coins). he steps over with his left foot... let me know. T... Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again. To make it worse.. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. Third kid. she might beat me up. so we decided to play games on the way. Right after we broke up.. Me: Have it your way then. right foot..Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin. If they step over with their right foot. a lot.... so I'll just hit you once. right. right foot. It takes about an hour.
... Whoa. here. I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb. I get slapped. 1 meter.. Left foot.. Her: This is unfair. and opens her eyes..... Left foot... Her: All right. Now... she gets tired of waiting. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. I told you I was sadistic.. Left foot. Hah. With my middle finger. They were all privates or PFCs. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us. You're right.. She must've gotten really scared... girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: .. we. if I lose. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car... go!!! “Left foot.. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders. 3 meter. Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. I knew it.. This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders. She then made a suggestion..I first place my fingers over her forehead. Girls can't get slapped..... -_-. here we go. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. They're on leaves...” ... so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. Her: Fine. I get to slap you on the face instead. both of us using fingers. and they were still very disciplined. she is the law.... BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard..... 2 meter.. Me: Here what go? . after all.. I am sadistic. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies. Her: No way. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What... Yes. Left foot.
.. I suddenly stood up.. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat. from stifling their laughter.Her: Come on... I literally saw stars.. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. realizing what was about to happen. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one.. She then lightly touched my right cheek... for maximum effect.... just kill me.. She was so nice. So that takes care of one hit. 'he's going to take my side. She lightly touched my left cheek. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people... right foot. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . then turned around and came toward us. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die... Right foot. she hits me on the jaw... I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant. 'Fine. The guy next to me suddenly stood up. There were four left. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. Me: Hey. 4th slap....' I thought.. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name. remembering how crappy life is during the military service. 'He's a guy.. I was shaking without noticing.. but I left them alone.. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while. right foot.. My left cheek became all red and swollen... My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity..' I closed my eyes tightly.. 3rd slap.. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. she touched my left cheek lightly again. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire. Me: Hey! Look at that moon.. . This was no joke. Everyone was staring at us. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on.
My cheek stopped hurting.. you were on the internet all night again. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly.) She has never called me that once. turned out it was noon already..) I was about to hit. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night. (T/N: Oppa is. huh? Me: No... I'll give you a call around 6 P. this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends... so get some rest then come out. no. uh.. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway.. well. The middle finger starts to shake from strains. These are her pet names for me... *Yawn* . The guy turned around and grinned...“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world.. -_-... Suddenly. 'idiot'. Oppa. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: ..) I place my finger just like last time... I felt very warm inside... studying.. too intent on watching us. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far.. “Her”: Yeah right.. I was. It has always been 'Hey you'. Chapter 13 She was calling me.... even though it was really early in the morning. but then. very different.. The whole arm starts to shake.. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very.... Zzzzzz “Her”: Right. or semesters. Everyone around us has become very quiet. *Yawn* . traditionally. During breaks or holidays. 'retard'... (ha! Losers can't say anything. okay? Me: Okay. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life.. My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger. Me: Hey. what girls call their older brother or older male friends. 'bastard'.... Her: . Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits..M. In modern context.
... I took my phone out and saw this.. Oblivious to my realization. Sun Mi told me that she was hungry... but from Sun Mi..zzzz..zzzz..... gimme 30 minutes... She said she'll call me at 6 PM. Suddenly.. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago. and dragged me along... Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay.. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? .: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant. Yes.. Sun Mi: Hey.... I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore. And my phone began to ring on the way..zzz.. “Her”: Hey.. Sun Mi.zzz. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-.. It's me.... even for a Saturday night.. *Riiiing!* Me: Hello.. an old friend of mine. I mean. I looked at my watch. Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey. someone came next to me and nudged my arm... in all probability. long time no see. confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today. It was her.... but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me. What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you. that's right..... It was 7 P. I was looking for Her around... Gyeon-woo. I'll just wash my face and be there. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her...M.... She was going to buy dinner. It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends. yeah..
was looking away... Waitress: Good evening. This is embarrassing.. what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here.. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament.. speak! Please. I studied English for god knows how many years. *static* Where the hell are.... (T/N:. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English. The waitress came back. damn it... Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-.......... Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . I don't think she spoke any Korean. you do it... I barely speak Korean....... Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English....... Me: You order it. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school. Um...... (T/N: in English.. are you ready to order?'. Sun Mi and I both looked at each other.. that's just BS. I have no idea.... but still they're sticking with the same waitress. but to actually hear it in real life situation. because she started to talk in English... Basically.. I'll just have what you're having.. It was out of batteries.. is this lucky.. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well... She went over to the counter. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that. -_-.. this is my first time too... Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody.. But I tried my best.. but she wanted to eat here... it took me by surprise.... she was saying 'Good evening.. I don't usually go to this kind of place.. not knowing what to do. Me: Um. Forget English. Me: Hey... Me: No... very broken English) . Of course. Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi.. but the waitress was from another country.“Her”: Hey! You little.. or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant. did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No.
.... very painful English) Waitress: Yes.. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her.. (T/N: English) What... Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T. What did she just say? Luckily. two!! ok? (T/N: in English... Because of the trouble with the waitress. I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything..... the waitress came back. I tried to call her.. but an actual conversation can be.. well..T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge....... .. Sun Mi wanted coke. Me: No thank you. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts. but I chose to use the public phone instead. I remembered something very. No..... I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when. Mother....... I had completely forgotten about her calls. Whew! At last.......... I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well.. let's just eat hamburger steaks. and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one. Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha.. Our.. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence.. very unpleasant.Sun Mi: Hey. Her calls. Even though it was a middle school level English. The sky was falling. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! . what now. the coffee tasted like poison. she couldn't just take the dishes away.. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way. but the batteries were still out.. confusing.. But... when we were finished. Coffee and coke..... Then.. I was drenched in sweat. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts.. (T/N: English) Huh.. Just give us two hamburger steaks....... It was actually really good... but. Me: Hambag Steaki.. Sun Mi offered her cell.. Me: Speak slow please..
.. um. It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see.. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? . there was... Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh. hehehe.... Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro... my cell doesn't have any batteries.. Sorry.. right. But... she'll beat the crap out of me. But it still kinda hurts... of course. That wasn't the end.. If I go near her when she's this angry. Her: Hello.. don't come. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). To be honest. She called me in the morning. what happened was.I pressed her phone number one by one. she's trying to make me jealous.. my fingers were shaking.... There was no way it would've ended like that. and I was sleeping.. Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah. It's not like we're actually dating... it was Sunday.. Me: Today's not a good day. Chapter 14 Yep.. I'll be beaten to death. I'm with a guy right now... So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up. so if you don't want to come. Her: Fine....... Hah..... I don't feel guilty at all.. um.. The next day... the next day. Do whatever you want... Me: Hey.... uh... But. sorry.... preserving my life is much more important. If I fall for that and go there. -_-.. I'm with a girl too.... there's something I have to take care of.. Even if it kinda hurts inside.. you know......
.. when they need privacy... internet social groups would meet in places like these....' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to. mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet. She must be really angry. Without saying anything. I prayed. I approached her. and I followed her. It felt like a scene in Misery... just become a Yes-Man for today.. I was really nervous that day.. I'm here. she just picked one. I sat down.. but she didn't say anything... all we've said to each other was “Hey....... Back in 94 or 95. I am really screwed now.. Then we went to the room. It's the end times. so I guess I was being sluggish. I paid for the coffees....It's a sacred tradition in our country. After lunch. and hopefully save me. So far. but she didn't even look at me.. I took her to lunch. there weren't anything to do. we drank our coffees. let's go eat something”. She then stood up. it changed a lot since. And I was the only one speaking. Typically. it was a little past lunchtime. Then she finally said something... Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks...T It was a small cafe in Shinchon.) I've never been to a Video Room with her before.. and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me. I would've preferred that.. “Let's go watch a video. it is used by couples for. well.” and “I'm hungry. This made me even more nervous. you know........ She called me and told me to come out.. but I haven't been to one since. She was just looking at an empty space....” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection.... but she still wasn't saying anything. Don't talk back to her or confront her... T... I could tell from her voice that she was still angry. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch.. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong... I was getting hungry. surround sound. I told myself 'Just be really careful... I tell you. To be fair.... .... She wasn't her usual self. and a very private setting. it's not a Facebook group or anything like that). a comfortable couch.. even I would've been upset. She was already there waiting for me. and to even imply that I should violate it.. I kinda blew her off last night. actually...... This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private.. that there were some windows around.. out of guilt.. Poor me.. and I had no idea what she was thinking..
I'm just going to leave you on the floor.... crap.. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone...” Drink.. While I was meeting her.. her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad... I was getting really curious.... She then said her second sentence of the day. She looked. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either... “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet.. With this much alcohol in her. I already told myself to do anything she wants today..... no one could see what was going on inside.. . and ordered another pint... Me: Hey. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But. really out of it... I just looked at her hands. while I was able to take two sips. I tried to drink mine really quickly. We sat next to each other as the movie started. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system. The movie was over. Me: If you go unconscious again.. 9) with you'... A pint is.. Her: Do whatever you want..... I kept looking at her during the movies.... but she still didn't say anything... I couldn't even tell what the movie was about... well. this was the only way for me to survive tonight.: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch... this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all... exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers. she drank hers in two gulps. It was driving me insane. hold on a minute. “Let's go drink.. but I stopped her. the room we got was completely isolated from the outside.. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers. so I prepared myself to block anything. I promised myself something..... she was about to drink her second pint.....But.. But I couldn't help it..... and she still hasn't said a thing..
. she drank her second pint. nothing happened between us. She was passed out drunk.. picked up her bag and mine. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people. But.. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk... it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel. they were staring at us.. which one of these movies are the longest? . she couldn't fall asleep quietly. Remember... -_-. we went back to the video room.. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table....... Supporting mode. like I've already said numerous times... Hey.. really? Heh heh heh heh. dragging on the floor mode.. but the sun was still out.. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday. where should I take her? You think. It was summer. And of course... Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad. but decided to help her up instead. Wait a minute. perverts.. and was about to carry her..... three gulps this time. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong.. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome..... “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me.. It was to be expected. We got out to the Shinchon streets.. piggyback mode. How could I go there twice in one day? . then fell asleep on the table. Me: Say... But what was I supposed to do. Well. People looking? Oh yeah.. carrying mode... so the daytime was still pretty stretched out... why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie... but I was used to it by now.. Is it.Me: Something's obviously wrong. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill... And this time we didn't go to a motel. like those bullets in the Matrix.. Despite me trying to stop her. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub.. and I only had two sips of my beer.
. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not.. Even if it means getting slapped.. above all.. Chapter 15 She was sleeping.. but unconscious after having too much to drink... ugh. -_-.... and then there's the beatings.. you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. .Owner: -_-....... she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well. pride? Objectively speaking... I was mostly staring at her breasts.. I thought to myself 'What the hell. when I saw her sleeping. (. who seems to be dependent on you.. Me: ^^. It kinda hurt my pride.. she wasn't wearing much make up. it kinda got to me as well. ..... there was a very pretty girl.. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty. You can wipe off that drool now. after all.... and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute... I sat her down.. probably from the alcohol. what am I saying. I took a look at her. but her cheeks were bright red.. not just sleeping. With her... So. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt..... To be continued. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us.. I put her on the couch. lay her down on the couch... well... well. I. ha. ... if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake. I have my morals and pride. her eyes were closed.I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space... this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place. but she wasn't moving an inch.... and I'm a guy too. But.
she moved around a little and. and I almost got killed in the process too...... but. I went closer to her.. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath.. I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her. 'She's really pretty. In any case..... well.. Images of her suffering and her sadness.. When she is able to love someone again... BURRRP! .. (she censored this part out. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry... my heart was beating very fast. And I also pray. The video room was pretty good.... see.' If I kiss her now. I thought 'Fine.. You know.. What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and..oh. Then..) In any case. I almost fainted from the smell. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her... the couch was almost a bed...... I could feel my logical side going numb. I was facing her. For no reason at all..... and find someone to love again. it was very warm. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. my heart felt heavy. I felt like I wronged her... And we weren't really going out in the first place.... next to her on the couch.. I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell.... there was only a small space between her lips and mine...... So I wish. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future. . Even if it was stealing a kiss. even though I haven't done anything. I'll leave her side without saying anything. laid.. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all.. .' and sat down.. But it was a little sad too. I thought......... but I kept looking at her...I won't put it in details. Hehe. that I am not the person she'll fall in love with. but all those images began to flash before my eyes... I could feel her breathe. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes... When I was thinking this. I haven't really written much about that side of her...... I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.
who told you to drink like that? . and a bit by bit. I don't know what He and She talked about... or. But I could guess rather accurately... Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism.. she began to talk.. . After drinking some water. I got closer. she was already pale to begin with. Her: Hey.. A monk was chanting in the movie. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. Slowly. He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship. ran into Him.. please? So I went out to get some water. and our lips were apart by.. She didn't tell me.. I closed my eyes as well. (-_-. she didn't want to.. Me: Well.... He wanted to talk a bit.). My kiss on her forehead woke her up...... the heavens must have punished me for it.. and with the lights.) Her: Can I get some water. Then.. I raised my head. -_-.. I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead.. women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! .. Her forehead was pretty too.. Idiot. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit... And I began to fall asleep............ by pure coincidence. My eyes and her closed eyes met.. and I didn't ask. I was being a jerk after all. Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen... I turned towards her and saw her again.. our noses were almost touching each other.. She nudged me and said. which chased away any drowsiness I felt before.....After I averted that crisis. And I stayed like that for about a minute.... I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something.. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie.... and my head really hurts. Wake up... I was surprised.. and He was really desperate. She moved around a bit. I'm really thirsty. but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries.... I just sat down and watched the movie. and kissed her forehead..
I know. Because I didn't want to influence her decision. after all. Yes. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds.. That's the extent of what I can do for her... but. not quite... I only wish that her choice is the right one. Even when she said “Are you going to die..... I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish. Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before. and that she was really confused as to what to do..... I started to regret my choice........That's when she called me... lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? .. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him. or are you going to come out?”.. it was her decision and hers only. It was her choice.. she called me.. I was just listening to her speak. Her: What's wrong with you. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much..... No.. I didn't go. and She really loved Him as well. I won't do anything to stop her. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him.. The reason I was avoiding her was. I'll be there to tend to her pain...... that He truly loved Her. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress.. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him. I stopped calling her... I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot. But that day. that she was wavering in her resolve. I didn't answer her calls. but what to do about Him and Her. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him. and that she won't have any regrets. I told her I was too busy... And I could tell..... I should've just ignored everything and ran to her..
.. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough. Friend..... well.. “This is my friend.. She introduced us to each other. The person who she was in love with before....... he was good-looking. Friend. Another guy.... the kind of guy that's really popular with girls. Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others... I was her friend. It felt like there was something different. Gyeon-woo. I wanted to see the fully healed Her.. or if she needs me to be around a bit more. began to dig painfully into my heart. barely knew what “manners” meant.. Like I said before. The word 'friend'.. I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way.... and was dressed very well.. like you're mad or something.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to.. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not. who was dirt poor. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy.. She and I were friends.. Sure enough. He was really different from me... Her voice on the phone was different. I could tell from her voice that. even her way of speaking was different from usual.... This was the first time I saw this person. and you're not really answering your phone. She was ready to make her decision. In order to see her...” Yeah.. He looked rich too. but for some reason. there was another person with her. Yeah. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to... He looked like a nice person. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah......... and wearing whatever I found in the dryers... It's a secret but.. Me: Oh..... I'm just busy and tired lately. for some reason.... .. plain-looking. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me.. I could only hear the word 'friend'.. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me.. and I promised someone to go somewhere. I'm too busy.. to be more accurate.
Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar.. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. um... I had nothing to say. it has nothing to do with me now. and she just wanted to thank me for everything. who have loved her once... She got up and said.. Something is strange though.. very quiet pub for a drink. I didn't say anything. I ordered coffee. But He. As if she was nervous about something. and he ordered coffee..” (T/N: Name censored by the author.. Actually.” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers..“And this is... It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub.. for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. they talked while I drank my coffee... we all went to a very. at least...... 'she's finally going back to this person. To her. When she asked me something... “Let's go.' But I was stoic about it. actually.... He was. and she ordered a coke... He was smiling.. but she's the one who arranged this meeting. I thought. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then. OOO. she drank her coke. she only orders that when she is really upset about something. It's not too surprising. who have known her for so long... I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke... anyway?' I took a closer look at her.. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with).. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time. ..... but something was different.. he wasn't a friend. no less.. she and I talked while he drank his coffee. Because He was there. She just told me his name. my logical side had won against my emotion... didn't seem to know that about her. And then... Coke.. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her.. 'what's he smiling about.. and get something to drink.. And when she asked him something.. And when there's an awkward silence.... There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background... I thought. She was laughing.
At a rectangular table.There were two kinds of table at the pub. but I was not enjoying myself. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient... so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed..... 'Just like at the cafe. He was the first one to go in. I drank. so she must be able to fall in love again. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger...... that wasn't the case between Him and me. she's talking to both me and him in turns.. 'This is enough. As soon as I stepped into the bar. I thought.. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. but we didn't really say anything to each other. It wasn't intentional. We ordered drinks.. He must have expected her to sit next to him... To her... but his confidence towards me in respect to her. There was a circular table. Or. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him. I should go sit at a circular table. and noticed the mood of the place. Both He and I got drunk. She wasn't drinking at all. not that I had anything to say to him.. When you drink with one another. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table. But he was still going towards a rectangular table.' .. Because. Many thoughts crossed my mind. does not mix at all. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable.. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. and that it has to be said under a clear mind... a rectangular table would have been a tough situation. and he went towards a rectangular table. She followed me and called out to him to follow us. I came in right after. I really didn't care who she sat next to. She must have thought the same thing.. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time.. but.. and a typical rectangular one.. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy.. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness.... I began to think.' So I went to a circular table.
. But I really just wanted to go home....... or I'll kill you! Me: -_-. She came down a few stairs... For the first time..I got up from the table. Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway.. Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired.. I would have just congratulated her.... As I went down the stairs. I just wanted to congratulate her..... Me: If you wanted to tell me this.. I said Me: You know.... and I answered I had to go to the restroom. and wish her happiness in her love. okay? Her: Get back inside. This wasn't what I wanted.. I thought I'll just call her on the way. you could've just told me something like this over the phone. What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again. It was probably because I was drunk.. Take care when you go back home.. and the things she said through her action... I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain. Hurry up.... it would not have been a big deal...... And I sneaked out of the bar. so I'm going home. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside. What was wrong with me? Her expression then. is what I said... If she called me and told me.... Many different emotions were all mixed up... .. But when I saw Her with Him.... coming near me. Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: .... someone called me...... She asked me why I was getting up. I shouted at her.... I got really angry at her... What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: . I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! . you could've just called..... That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being. My emotion took over from my logic and..
Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station. eyeball with my hand.. and turned me around by force... She had ran towards me. a big gaping hole began to form.. It was her... such human body part is referred to as an “eye”. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.......... WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye. I was stunned for about 5 seconds.... but. I covered my eye-. even her voice carried too many emotions.. .... o.... I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy.O Typically........ someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder... but. and with her right hand. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it.. then go. 'Eyeball'. Heartbreaking..... I felt too many different things as well. She was speaking... the name changes to something more professional and medical. Suddenly.. In my expectation for me to be happy for her. it bruised up nicely. In my wish to congratulate her. and looked at her with my other eye. something flashed before my eyes. I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion..Sadness.. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in. turned me around by force... Somewhere in my heart... grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand..” She couldn't finish her sentence. I was trying to figure out what had just happened. like a scene in a romantic movie.. “If you want to go. But when I was making my way to the station. I headed towards the subway station........ Warmth.. no.. a bit of sadness was mixed in.... someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder.. and turned me around by force...... and a longing to say something..... and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs.. like this →. I think they call it. Happiness.. In my heart.
He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more. He looked like he sobered up as well.. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises. I agreed as well... She said “Let's go do some karaoke... I should've stayed there.. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive. is to rub a cold egg on the spot. so I followed her while putting some distance between us.... but she didn't answer him. rubbing my left eyeball. Perhaps....... It was a bit embarrassing. apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye.....” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. especially bruises around the eyes. He asked her where she went. that moment was then... A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand.... and we were out of food.. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time. for my right eye's sake.. and she wasn't drinking in the first place... I was done drinking. she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well. I ordered another drink.... so he agreed. You know. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol. so I drank by myself. But I walked out on her instead.. sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes..Her: Follow me! Me: T..ball.O If I didn't follow her. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar..... they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the . Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg.. The three of us got a rather big room. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar. that was the moment I had wished for.
. ballad...listeners a minor orgasm. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning. because he started to put in some numbers. I don't really like going to karaoke... It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me. it was her turn to sing....youtube. or whatever.. You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested... You know. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www... trot.. I felt the pain of separation. But I'm really good at using tambourine. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good..) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. feeling of loneliness. she chose.youtube. I can accompany it well with the. long after you left me.com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 . you are my only one~~~ One day..com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me. She gave the microphone to me.. I suck at singing. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well.. dance.. No matter what kind of song. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” . (T/N: . my friends all want to go to the restroom.. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing. I gave it to Him. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing.... I was familiar with the concept. rock... I have no idea if this is true. tambourine.. *shrug*). to avoid listening to me sing.. His eyes were fixed on Her. I guess he already knew what he was going to sing.. He was singing... http://www...... When I sing...
. she would have to take the subway home... He was clapping......com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you... I just picked out a random song and...... But.tistory... for some reason.tistory... but then I thought that if I saw her... We kept singing back and forth until time was up.... When she was with me...tistory. I suck at singing.tistory.. He lived in Inchon.. and she lived in Bupyeong. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song.. We should hang out next time too. I felt like this was her last song for me.She wasn't looking at Him or me..... He probably didn't want to see me next time either... so she would have a comfortable ride back home.. plus... we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day...com %2F1275 OR http://depression01. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book. (T/N: http://goodieds. She didn't say anything.. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again..... then I'll see you next time too... I began to say things that I really didn't believe in. My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening.. he had a car with him... So I picked a song and began to sing.. Him: Yeah. but the situation was. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room.com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01. I didn't think that I was in love with her either... In front of the building. . Me: Today was fun. and didn't know any song. it was time for us to part.. She was still in the restroom... I was thinking about waiting for her.. she wasn't even looking at the screens.com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds. I didn't want to sing. I would cry like an idiot. It wasn't because I had to part with her. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more...... It was my turn. He slung her bag on his shoulder.. it had to be this one.. and he was holding onto her bag...
until we were near the Bupyeong station.... there were a lot of couples around me...... and the people outside the doors. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her...... And then I passionately embraced her. I thought that if I kept going down. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes. 'Nutjobs.) .. For some reason. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station.. Then..Just.... Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us... but my logical side ordered me.. everyone was... I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her.. I don't think it was her. suddenly.. I took out a second one. For some reason. I smoked a cigarette. “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator. then... .. I'll never get to see her again.... the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality... that's how I felt then.. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station.... to just go home... while everyone was watching..... I wanted to look back to see if she followed me..... Heh. I was so happy that... and stayed there till the first one burned out. The escalator kept going down. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment. I took the escalator to the station. what was I thinking.. I was halfway down now. You know how in movies. They just stared at us while probably thinking... so I left before she got out of the restroom. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase.. I heard a voice calling for me... I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again.. The people on the stair next to us..... I still don't know what she is thinking. we didn't say a thing. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag..' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her.. it doesn't really work that way.. I was about quarter way down when.......
. but for a completely different reason. I liked your singing better. Me:... Me: ... right? Your clothes get all wet. We arrive at her house.... Next time... well. She said..... she'll laugh out loud. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day.. we could've taken a cab... She started to read this after her friend told her about it........ Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer..... but she said she wanted to walk a bit. and that's why she met Him in front of me.. The next story was about a month ago... I go out..... This was the end of her wandering. But if she tells me to come out... she'll beat me. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car. I'll write something funnier. I asked.. Her: Gyeon-woo. Why? Because she'll be mad. But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love.. Her: And... Me: .. It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him. Nor can she.After we got off the subway... Um. She no longer has any wounds or pain...... why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me. haha.... Her: What are you up to today? .. so we walked side by side...... And I am with her..... if she reads this.
. opened the door.. I don't even have money for the bus anymore.” ^^ (T/N:Ahh.. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. he's saying he's busy.) Her: What business? Me: No. ate something for lunch. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there.. Me: Hey. so. put on my clothes.. there were only three of them in there. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way. “Hey....Oh wait. I really can't go today. I have to treat her well while I can. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon. I casually washed my face. damn OneShot 01X. oppa (what girls would call their older brother). I'm borrowing some of your money. Gotta love it.. ^^. but waaaaaaay more sappy. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”.. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? .. well.. B-U-S-Y! . which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail.) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. don't you just love pun humor? The movie.... I called Her again.. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years. but. Damn.. or “Bah-Pah”... I only had 3000 won ($3) on me... took my cellphone. and went outs . Her: I don't have anything to do. which would mean he's cooking rice. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”. Anyway. crap. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation... I rented “Touch Me.. or “Connection”. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication...... She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”... I checked how much I had and. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances..Me: It's raining. so I'm going to watch a movie at home. you should come out with me. Mom's not home. Ugh. I forgot my wallet. this time.... So I went back to get my wallet. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor.
. and she brought the tiniest type. and it had huge windows for walls. stupid! So.. and the girl was staying really close to him. Her: Then just come out.... it was still raining hard. it was already getting dark. I brought an umbrella. it's a long story. Man.. Suddenly.. was not a good experience for me. Even though we had an umbrella. and big ones that looks more like a parasol. This cafe was on the first floor.. I can't suggest going to get something to eat.. You still have your subway pass. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop. but. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do. but the guy was really fast..... I brought the big one. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her. it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella... After a while.. medium sized ones. Of course. I was still holding onto it.... It's still raining.. I thought she was going to get angry. We were still sharing my umbrella. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach.. a couple was sharing an umbrella.Me: . but it was still raining. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. The guy finally let himself get caught.. .... and our shoulders and pants got really wet. I can't suggest going to a cafe... I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me... unlike the summer. We left the cafe. the days were getting shorter. Her? Also got drenched in the rain. This. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. but the girl was already soaked. she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way.. The girl chased after the guy. The guy was holding on to the umbrella.. Outside. Of course.. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas.. this is embarrassing.
. We got closer and closer to the gangsters. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. so we had to walk for a while. . but we took the bus instead... I got really scared.. you know. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me. you know. But there were three guys. Reserve. like D'Artagnan.. why? Because I was broke. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something.. so I let her caught me. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight... and the streetlights were going in and out periodically. Typically. The rain had stopped by then. If there was only one person there.. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette.... I took her hand. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me. It was really dark. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. she used up hers and.. I would be able to protect her.. Our eyes met as we approached them. and even though I may get hurt. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army.... It was too late to backtrack now... The bus station was a bit far from her house. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters.. to be honest... I carried my umbrella like a sword. we were both broke.. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that.. two guys would keep me busy while the third. Even if there were two.. It was the Bupyeong station... she was fast like a freak. I could go all out. Well. She was right next to me.. my heart was pounding. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. I have to take her to her house. in case we would have to run. about 10 meters ahead.She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. We were about halfway there.. In that short time... The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand.. we would take a cab.. As I picked it up. I could do something about it..
I turned around. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor..... and said “Hey. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by.. but She stopped in her track. can be really simple. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader...... looking good there.As we passed them by. Heh. I thought “Thank God”.. sexily.. Leader: I said.” Gangsters. in movies or in reality.... -_-.... but in order for me to win.' . what is with her? Having no other choice. “Hey. “Hey.” I smirked..' The two guys couldn't be helped. Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish.. I thought. get lost! Me: What's with you. The two guys came closer. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters.. past or present. Suddenly. you little. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran... looking good there. But then... I had to fight the leader of the group... all we have to do is just run. She was right behind me.. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. Man. and the other two approached us and said. I thought “Thank God”. “Hey.. The leader of the group approached me. I'm not sexy enough? . The gangsters were looking at her. they always say “Hey. But then...” like a corny movie line. get lost while you can.
I yelled. I turned towards her. biting.. They were facing me. The other two tries to grab her hands. I kicked him in the testicles. with his nose.O I got punched once. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit.. while she was behind me.. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away. scratching...... and bravely stopped the punch. one of the gangsters fell down...... -OSo. I kept fighting back and forth........ I thought. He stopped it.. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her.. They hesitated... Suddenly. Falling forward. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters.. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. clutching onto his family jewels... and...... At this rate.. hitting with elbows.. -_-. I felt a gust of wind pass by me. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. I heard a swish as the other one fell down. raising my toes.. that doesn't happen. since their leader was on the ground. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then. still foaming on the mouth... You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face. with my eyes. Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. I retreated a little. falling backward.... if the fight drags on. the other two will. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away. With the leader of the group. and.. ... using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down.. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position. pinching. in real fights. Even during all that.. must be an expert. It was dirty. o.
Around us... and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She.. They did a background check on us.. Man.. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming... Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl. no less! Of course..... when the situation has been taken care of? And now.. the leader guy actually was turning yellow. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle. My face was red..... and even though I was wearing the protectors. @$ $holes.... really good at kendo. he used his walkie-talkie to call the police... is really... and they weren't wearing protectors...... A local security officer was passing by. They probably got their skulls cracked. And the idiots.. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them.. that was the scenery here. first time. I was covered in mud and water. the three idiots were sitting on a hard.You guessed correctly. We're absolutely clean. And next to us. and another one doing the same. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once... But. second time. and fourth time offenders each. wooden bench. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale...... They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. . and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. I guess it still hurts.. we're at the local police station. but I've never been caught. the police officers didn't believe them either.... AND they got hit on the head.. I can't even describe them... Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch.. and I was panting.. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them. I almost fainted. but she looks perfectly normal. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking. anyway...... she actually looked pretty cool. and after seeing this picture.. but... not even a misdemeanor.. where were you guys? Why come now. Well.. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head.
They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them.. At least they know that it's embarrassing. they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter..... . but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street. the kind that the head of the family sits on... right? I mentioned him a few times before.. her uncle came in.. we all came outside of the police station. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours. my body began to twitch and shiver a little. they contacted them. I was so nervous.... Then. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a .... I've met her uncle before. I'm really nervous now.. They're saying I beat all three of them. Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family. After 10 minutes. I was a mess. Brrr. police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit..... Chapter 21 We're at Her house. I've talked with them before briefly on the phone........ but because Her parents were closer..... But this is the first time I've met her parents. I was about to call my parents.. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle.. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us.. I could feel my body go rigid. Her parents came into the police station. Oh boy... Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.... we went to Her house. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb.. They're looking straight at us.. and after 20 minutes....... After her uncle talked with the police officers. the district attorney. Remember her uncle...... I'm inside her house now. in jail.... but to see them face to face. with her parents.. Her and I are sitting on a couch.
-_-. and my dad's hair all harmoniously... I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater....... I took my clothes off and turned on the shower. haha! This must be the one she uses. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life.. Soaps are everywhere.. ^^. and the next day.. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey. the undefinable scent of a mature woman. For your information... wait.. Anyway. everyone has their own toothbrushes..... the funny thing is... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but..... I meant we all have our own soaps.. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy... in a girl's house.The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours. That scent was in the bathroom as well........ I went to Her room.... all the nervousness in my body dissolved out...... no. my black hair.... "You.. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps.. my brother's brown hair.. not to dry). Her mom brought me a cup of juice.... her father began to speak. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower... it's more like a hobby... and there are my sister's yellow hair. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode.. warm water began to come out. In any case. the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom... -_-. The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family.. So the bathroom is very dirty.. Hm.... no less. my mom's curly hair.. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness... oh. Yes! .. could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house.. blocking the sink. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before. so I drank it in one gulp. I guess she's the only one using it.. Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person. this isn't some mental problem that we have...
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
there's really no problem. Oh.. but in chatting or in cyberspace.. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. so I'm keeping the style. so you're not exactly young. So you should write using a more proper style..... are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-.. I'm not so sure which side is correct... Chapter 22 Out of nowhere.And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. ha.. I'll be sure to take your advice.. I use proper grammar.. Oh. But if I write anything else online.. Haha.. What? Her: . ^^.... because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth.. -_-. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company). You're 25. since this is on the internet. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language.. ha. ." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century. ... she asked me.) style of writing.... Me: Why. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed. Also.. Her: Hey...... And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language. I really think both sides have valid points. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well.
Me: Well.. of course.. thinking "Oh dear God.... you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days.. I go completely insane when I see a naked girl.. when you're being hypnotized by something. Haha.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning..... Well... Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important. whenever I see a girl playing the piano. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see. Hmm.youtube. I feel dreamy. I guess you're right.. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? .. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh.... what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline. I was sleeping so well..... really? Haha. Her: I see. But when she said "Hello" on the phone." Her: Hello? Me: What the... Hmm. I get all weak-kneed.. I was completely awake.. whenever I see a girl playing the piano...... Anyway... like you're drunk.. (T/N: http://www... I can't even remember birthdays well...... right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah.. you know.. Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure. Haha. you know. though? Her: What the... what a devious girl........ Her: Hey.... but I can't really tell what she's thinking... she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching. what have she done this early in the morning already. for me. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this... 100th day of what. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly. it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh.She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question.. So I told her like so..
... I pointed my finger at it and said . but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds... I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day.. Her: You know it's tomorrow. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. and she was tempted a bit... we began to talk about the first time we've met. right? Me: Yeah.. The day before our 100th day... We naturally laughed at all of our old antics.... I decided to just hang out with her all day. tears and snots flowing down.. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast.But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day.. and in case she takes my share again. she wants to just hang out too.. We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station. My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday. I'll just get hit a couple of times. she met the guy she used to be in love with.. So.. then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift... We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. It's today. ^^" While drinking our coffees. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her. She was waiting for me there.... It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday.. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant... and she said... "that cafe?" You ask? You know.... I said "Hey.. Few days ago. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. the one that we first went to.. she ordered two coffees without asking me... Just like then... she called me again. I don't really remember the name.. and is now living life bravely ^^. We decided to meet at that cafe. I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately... "I'll pay for it this time.. Hah..
ma'am. right?! Me: Of course!! . At this point. and I followed her. you know the rumors. arrange them around so that they look fancier. mostly because of my prejudice against them. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty.. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price. I really like window shopping.. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere.. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before. As long as it's under 50. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this... ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store. as if following a script..Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store. Hehe. . It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there.... And we went into the department store. Gyeon-woo...except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. They buy stuff from the local street market. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes. You really have good eyes. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding. Me: Yeah? Then try it on. So I've never really bought anything from a department store. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. “That's one of our latest product.. However.. ... She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-. following the most recent fashion trend...
2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey... Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside.. Her: -_-.” The next day. Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1. I'm going to the library to study.. Hey..2 million won ($1... Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa..2 million pocket change... She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes.2 m.. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo..million? It's just pocket change. it's too expensive.... I will come back and make it all up to you.. she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.200) Me: 1. you have really nice legs... I then saw a vision. Her: No way..Me: Wh. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. I could just say screw it and buy it for her... I took dad's credit card with me today.. Mom: W-What is this?! 1.. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes... Though it's not as expensive... Uh.2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1.. uh... 1. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! . after all.. Hey... But.Wha..... we forgive you for everything..
.. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep.. so we left the department store without buying her a present... see. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. When someone else is about to buy a 100.. And then.. In a moment of desire for childish revenge. comment “Hey... Can't really think straight when you're hungry. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around. If I get caught. we got pretty hungry. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins... let's go get something to eat. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present. .. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present..2 million suit. Where do you want to go? Her: Well. that is. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. We were like little kids. um. it's dark outside already.. I. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House.2 million... Actually. right? Her: Whoa. And before the sales rep finds out..000 won shoes ($100).. Me: Yeah.. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80.. or the Blue-Roofed House. it was nighttime. and it was already nighttime. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1. messing around the place... we left the place...She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1.
.. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So. But. right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy. why jajangmyun of all things. we went to the Chinese restaurant... you say? .. I mean. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun.com/imgs/qrsi. THAT.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But... Me: You want the double-sized bowl..nate. So.....Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I.. Her: Hey..ask.. THAT. I want to eat. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind.. but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'. that jjamppong looks really tasty.jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. http://c.. I personally hate it. remember? I mean..... I mean..I stole dad's credit card... seafood-broth-based noodle. but.. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www..tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg.imdb. . jajangmyun. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something.. this was our 100th day anniversary.. Or we could not eat at all. one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun.. Me: ….. Her: So.. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know... ramen would have been a better choice....
. I followed her after getting off the cab. which are flowing with miserable tears... right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan.. Me: Oh really?... Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. couldn't even tell which way was which.. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. but with the college there.. I've never been in this area before. we went to go see a movie. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. After dinner. Before they built the college there. We took a cab. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet.. Me: It's midnight already. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. and went to the place she wanted to go to. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. I can just crash there.. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. there's a place we have to go... follow me. then we went to a cafe. you say? Well. What if there's no room left for me. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. it's already midnight. why are we here? Her: Let's go in.. and we went to some cafe. And now. Her: Let's switch.. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo. with all the buses and subway closed for the day. so. .Me:..... Her: Just..
.. Her friend comes in with a cake... in a way...... -_- ... That couple. the guests of honor are here....com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there.. And just sat there for about a minute or two. I think this was her first time planning something special for me. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”.Me: Here? The signs are all off...... from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11. Okay... shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved.... But I didn't cry.. Couple-Girl: Finally..... God. I think I can hear music playing from somewhere... we exchange pleasantries..... and there was a white piano in the corner. Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on........ When we went inside.... aren't they closed right now? Her:....... .. painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness.imdb. There were two candles on the tiny cake.. though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www.. oh.. and sets it up on the table. The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs..youtube.com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together. I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames.... but they were all turned off. there was a familiar face... there were couple people around. they're made for each other.... everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip...... Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling.. After sitting down in one table.. .. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe.... http://www... Everyone around us clapped.. Why? Because I'm a man.. glass tables...... I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this.
. that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www.. or pants. Aside .....imdb. and felt. but. Me: …... the skull is kinda cute.. Me: For what? Her: Just.....Her: Here... I went through the pretty wrapping papers. Her: That's okay.. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah. As mom had all the spending money in the house.. so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find. Gyeon-woo. Her. for everything.. Me: Yeah.. but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark).. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear. There were several clothes in the box.. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha. I could have taken out a shirt.... at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark. go ahead and open the present.. Open the present. A. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big........ she picked out everyone's clothes. Me: Yeah... I didn't get anything for you at the department store. I have a present for you.. The box was as big as a crate of apples. thanks..com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me.. were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street. but something was shining nonetheless.. that's right....... I didn't buy those underwear. but underwear of all things.. “presents”.. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend.. skull? Yes.. It was dark everywhere......
at night. She drags me over to the piano... and ended abruptly with a mistake... so.. Later. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear.. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:.. I heard her friend talking to Her about it.. She took a deep breath. She smiled sheepishly. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity... “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. I stared at her. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air.. I can still remember how amazing it was.. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. Me: Um. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life.. then. and you can't even last two lines?! . there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark..... when I'm wearing that one.. Her: Gyeon-woo....from this skull one... now I understood why she asked me that question. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week. Everyone else stood around the piano.. If anyone's interested. the carrot that glows in the dark right where. an orange carrot glows right where. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So. so I practiced all week. Suddenly. thanks for the presents. As I'm writing this.. This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline. then lightly placed her hands over the keys.... I am more than willing to sell it online.. and she sat down in front of it. She continued as the second part of the music began.. come here for a second. Though it was an awkward performance. she was really beautiful........ a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note.. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones.
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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