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I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
Then she told me to take care of the bill... are you eating that or not? If you’re not.. send me an email.. Completely wasted. She won’t remember anything from last night.$.. So yes.... and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened. all that drinking did nothing to her stomach... -_-.. I couldn’t believe it.. They say ignorance is strength... Me: Yes ma’am. and started munching on it. Damn it..Chapter 2 If you think about it. she was waiting outside. and when she was done.. b... I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes. then told me “You’re buying. brave. as soon as she woke up. she read my memo and called me.. To be honest. she probably don’t remember what happened last night.. she looked at mine and said “Hey.. she’s very brave.) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel... I was a bit afraid to talk to her..” Then. and then she would. $. read below). she took it from me.but.. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me. she knows the area well. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel.. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so.. Apparently. I’m hungry.. You had to be there T. She must live somewhere around here.” . why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey.... Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said.. Get over here....... I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’... it’s me. I’m hungry too. Let’s go get something to eat. give it here... “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you.. She ordered two coffees without asking me. I know a friend..T We went to the nearest restaurant....
).. I’m a nice guy.. she was a whole new person... it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- .. she began to cry in front of me. I lived in Seoul.. Suddenly. then she told me. right? Actually.. I was a bit nervous. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. she was really calling me.. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened. I did it because I was really scared... Then we started to drink...A thought crossed my mind. she might drink too much again. She didn’t remember my face. I met her at the coffee shop again. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong..... On her ID.. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. drank until she were gone. We went outside the shop. just like last night. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks..” .. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of... she was unconscious..000 won ($10).~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @. then. She said her goodbyes. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup... “Give me some money for taxi.. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. She said she would call me at night. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable.. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill. Again... Is she? She’s really shameless. So I gave her 10. Then she started telling me about yesterday. she was crying.@ (The waitress) –.~ ~. ~. her eyes were saddened.. then told me that she was dumped yesterday. Plus.. so I came back... She was breathtaking.. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie.. people start looking at me. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday.. and I started feeling sorry for her. Then. That evening. sounded like a movie with chunks missing. I wasn’t going to pay this time. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping..–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl.” What the hell. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you.
Once again. I could hear my own heartbeats.. buying medicine and everything.. and slept in the corner.. but.. it’s been three months. which meant I had to go to school... And yes. I think you’re a 76.. -_-. there are lots of stories to be told. I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully. Chapter 3 So.... there were plenty of... The owner welcomed us.. she’s on my back. She’s not acting like a drinker. but since my birthday is early. recognizing us.... and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain.1976). Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!.. Then I went to the same motel last night. She really was pretty. After confirming that she was younger than me.. Owner: Go ahead.. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975). then I told her.... I use informal format with her as well now.. and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am.......’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend. maybe... ‘dates’.... She must have changed into.. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that. . Right now. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through. My friend are all 74. Tomorrow was Monday.. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol.. and I’m older. but “Love” is too heavy.. Here’s a good news.. and of course... Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah. -_-. Something was wrong about her... I’m treated like a 74. But I gave it up. In any case. She’s younger than me. It’s been pretty horrible three months. into this. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl.. ‘Please don’t throw up. “Like” is too casual. so I thought.. area... I felt sorry for her. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable... I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly. also at the chest. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know.) Me: I.... I’m sure she feels the same way about me too..’..
a reason to go to this class. tough girl.. She said she didn’t have class that day. And that’s how I got to use informal to her. She sat right next to me. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends... and everyone looked towards it. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays.. in lecture.... then you use informal too. She goes to S university. She was coming towards me. Our tough. she was one brave student. when students were late for classes.. I just wanted to run away. It’s not like I could stop her. I blame my friends. I turned around and pretend to be asleep. As soon as I found out it was her. really? How old are you? Ok. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. Then she said out loud... she called me.. Then the class continued. so I couldn’t get out until 5.. Usually.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. and we spent the two nights in a motel. And then.. don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. I blame alcohol.. We have a strange connection. I’m not that impressive myself. I could hear her footsteps.. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. the lecture started at 2. I hoped she didn’t notice me. After lunch. At 2:30. ‘She’s new. Whenever I got some money. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it. It hadn’t been that long since semester started.. so though students recognized each other.. And yes. Something wasn’t quite right. Quietly. .. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. so she wanted to do something. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class... But people were talking left and right. Whoever this was.... Then she told me she was coming here. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process.Girl: Oh. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon. I’m a college student. Few days later. they use back doors.. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. I blame the world. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. I was at school.
right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent. Haha.. the class continued.. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. ... I’ll count you as present. of course...” Yeah. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. I wouldn’t have believed it.... This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. Everyone was looking at me with envy.. she told me “Ok”. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. I just decided to take the F. But. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert. The students complained about letting me go.“Bro. idiot. Let’s work on her after class. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time.. Then the break came. Two hours left. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend. In all honesty... During the CAD class. I didn’t do anything to her. but she was nowhere to be seen. so the professor told them what she told him.. I could not ditch this class. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. and that you were the father. she was definitely capable.” I thought to myself ‘Moron.. Just kill me instead...... After 10 minute break. ‘That guy’. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. She was waiting for me outside. So I told her. It felt kinda good.. But. and told me we should go somewhere else. I got up quickly. I’d be known throughout the school as.” “Huh? Professor. Then I couldn’t go to that class again... In case she started talking to me..” If someone else had to me this... I’m not exactly a model student. “Hey. She followed. what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out.. And sat back down. Surprisingly.. What the hell. This girl. the girl next to you is really cute. so go ahead.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture. “Gyeon-woo...
actually. She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain. She didn't call beforehand... and told me.. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more.... scary. For the people who know why.. .. and only took the final...T I live in Shin Dang district. If I didn't get there in time.. so get here in half an hour. Yes. Anyway. Without an exception..... Oh." . This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far... Like I wrote from last chapter.." . . The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration..... I have a bottle of soju with me.. That’s not all. And. on Wednesday. I have to get there in 10 minutes.. made a mess.. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will... T. she called me.. people were talking and talking. any classes I took. So people started hating me even more. she probably would have drank it all by herself. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house. and... You've read all the writings so far. "I'm at Shin-do-rim station.. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays. you had to work your ass off to get a B. but I don't have any classes either.... He told me it was gonna become a campus legend. It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service. (My tuition. you know why.. This one time... and I’m already left out. I can't. so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays.. She doesn't have classes Wednesdays.. She came to my class in a Wednesday and. ^^ I live for people like you... . That class.Afterwards.. One in 120 gets an A in that class. I can't get there by subway in half an hour. So I took the cab. She really did have a bottle of soju with her.. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge..... Thank you. I didn’t go to class at all.... Especially Wednesday..... she called me that day as well.T) Once again.... "You have half an hour... but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!".. right? Yes..T..
. Usually. we sat down too.. but now. just hamburgers. I found myself drowning in the lake. she didn't say anything. then. There wasn't much to do.. I guess she got tired of picking fights... I can take the subway as long as I run like hell." I became a bit tense... "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell. When you ask them to ride something scary....... sat there.... 30 minutes..... By the time we finished. she would be the same.. she even bought the day-pass... she started to cry.This is where my war begins. Right? I thought.... So we went through the bushes and went closer.. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches... Already. and screams.. She wanted to take a closer look. Then. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. . she called out a passerby. I felt so bad for her... She's probably thinking of her ex again. and hid behind a bench. the place was crawling with gangsters..... it's just soft drink. (A part indoor. lakes. with strangers. In her eyes. I bought lunch. part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee.. she was so fragile inside.. It was getting dark... She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty. I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl. she was pretty generous with time limit...com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers). they pretend to be scared....T.. Whatever. She suddenly said to herself. we went to Sukchon Lake.. I stood by her side. and all that stuff... I wish I could go inside.. But just a can of beer?.. Out of nowhere. Though she was tough on the outside.. Maybe she had a good day... in the old days.. T. But today....." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy. the mood was just right. "That lake is so pretty. She wants to go to Lotte World. I thought she might jump into the lake.. she wanted to drink beers. so we just.. Apparently. girls turn really cute in amusement parks. Who the hell are you? Crazy... and what with the streetlights.. I ran away.. there were streetlights..
By then. She was nodding all along.. No. I know. so she pushed me into the lake.. . Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. I could hear the siren by then.. I was just sad. but. a Local Man Attempts Suicide. but no one tried to get me out...... there wasn't any other way. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet. you guessed right.. No one knew what to do.... Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely.. I can't swim. please call the number below. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk. what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day. Me: Hey.." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'... Even she must have been surprised. When can she recover from all that? Next day.... so I eventually crawled out. I really felt for her.. but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake. The land is in front of me. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. I couldn't be angry at her either. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night.. People by the lake gathered around... I couldn't say anything.. I asked later. *If I'm completely out of my mind.. We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think. and went to a local station.I tried to get out. a daily newspaper had a small headline.. She wanted to see how deep the lake was.... No one tried to help me.
You gotta come here.. And then I called her... It's me... . and I had to head home only semi-consciously.. "Sir.. young man. I tried to remember what happened... Jemoolpo Station. then her uncle. Apparently. but all I remember is calling her.... barefoot.... I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks. When I woke up. I took the lane heading to Inchon. standard. I drank two bottles that day.. was appealing).. *gags* *burps* I'm at. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench.. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then. I had a blinding headache. I just sleep. well. at least. the world really is a nice place to live in.... Why am I in here? Let me out. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink. I was a complete stranger. "Listen.. there were some coins thrown in front of me. My stomach was not feeling good at all. I was always pressured by her time limit. trying to figure out where I was. Half an hour later." She lives in Bupyeong.. (Still.. I realized she hadn't come last night.... Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone. quietly. in 30 minutes. My life was over." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time.. I don't remember anything after that. You have to get off here. saw me sleeping under the station bench. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge. If you think about it.. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney.. and called her uncle in the middle of the night. at least. thank you.. It really was Jemoolpo station..S.. uh. -_-. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around..I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U. I was in jail. Then I fell asleep. and he lived in Jemoolpo.. She was worried because I did something very out of character. and had a painful thirst as well.... But then. and using a soda can as a pillow... my beautiful and tough girl game in. A cop got me a cup of water. I. -_-.. This is Jemoolpo station....... Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk.. and get meeee." "No.. 30 minutes is pretty generous. When I arrived at the Subway station.. "Hey!.
I'm going to Xerox it. she'll kill me.. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal.. If something happens to me.. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. but if I wrote the answers before the story. right? She has nothing to do with her.Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station.. Oh.. but still. *Hello.. I'm completely out of my mind. at the point of writing this. please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in.. Also.. and of course..... a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter...) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination. So he took a chapter to clarify some things. she beat the living hell out of me. and told me that if I do something like this again. so if you see me acting crazy... Everyone got a picture of Hahyung. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) ..' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story. Hello. she agreed to put me in jail.. it doesn't look good. letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend. posting it on a website for people to read.. Sometimes. certain situations) in our wallets.. he's not acting that pissed off either.. I'm a mental patient. I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name. It's pretty cool. Remember that the author is.. 'You're worse than me. Hahyung is suffering because of me. -_-. I really hate her friend.. Also. -_-.. Later when I get a job at an office. (It's already too long. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well... this is Gyeon-woo 74. she put one in mine. That day.
... I told her we should just post a picture of us.. wherever she gets a job at. she wants you to know that she's very qualified. And yes... I don't know what to say to this.. (I have nothing to say. Now.I'll probably going to be summoned by her again. I got there in hour and half. I'm going to write this the way she want me to... From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station.) She's a senior in college right now..... there's no way subway can get there in one hour. She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www..) . If there's a good position open. no.. I wanted to keep the middle ones..kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good. "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour.... chapter six... if you ask me.. but only express taxis.... I'm writing the way she wanted me to. Is it still on?) She's very smart too. male employees are gonna suffer. and it's gonna cost about 50.) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?.. I apologize sincerely once again. And I'm a really poor guy.) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him.jpg) (Once again.. then she beat the crap out of me. how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die.. If the visited counter is lower than before.jayang....hs. (She thinks internet can do everything.. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty." She's very pissed off......000 won ($50)... What excuse would I use? No.. I thought all my fingers were going to break. she's..... I'm going to be killed along with my fingers. (Too much TV.. Taxi? Yeah. she calls me. \_/ From here..... She receives scholarship awards...
... but .. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie.. so that she can recover as fast as she can from him. then they said "Idiot. Oh. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. but my friends are 74 Panthers. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything. anyway. a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce...She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again. So I reminded them that I was a rabbit.... Please? I'll buy dinner.... She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy. you know why. (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75. Instead of something I can buy... her birthday is April 16th. Anything she need? Doesn't exist. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me." What a great bunch of friends. I don't want to do this either. I thought about doing something for her instead. please edit out the sentences in parentheses. and she's a economic administration major. Money? She has too much. (Note: Most likely..... but on the calendar....... speaking of murder. either in January or February. and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . as she opens the trunk of the car... Chapter 7 On her ID.. what should I get her... she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon)... she... right? Please... Think about it. no wonder you're so. Birthday. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near.. I'm 75 Rabbit. doves. might murder me. I have to survive. I apologize once again. as her birthday approaches day by day. Me? As I said before.... (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this.. right? Fast 75.. I get more and more nervous... A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered.. I don't know why. it's in June. I'm dirt poor...
In the middle of the night.. Apparently.. but I couldn't give up. and tell her. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park.. I don't have a car. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up.. and turn on whatever the ride she wants. saying that they'll get fired. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them. I immediately called my friends who were still working there..... There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years)..... but they refused.. I used to work at an amusement park.org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too.. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200. 100.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know... Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. I was in charge of operating some rides... . would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50... secured her safety belt.But.wikipedia. Me: Fine........ Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. or a driver's license.. take her near the carousel.. I took her ticket. bribe them for me.... Kim Hee Sun came to the park. they still couldn't find a better job. but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage. (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.000 won ($100).. this was it. this is all I got. So. I would go with her into the amusement park. (Picture reference: http://en..000 won ($50). and even got an autograph (awesome!). and there'll be security in the place anyhow. As I stretch my two arms to the sky..
.. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her.. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them. "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less... then the carousel turns on with music. going for a drink would be the best solution. with both arms stretched out.. I called my friends I was heading over there.. She's.. I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel. and I took 10 minutes. Passerby are staring at me..... but....... probably an expert wall climber. She's yelling at me.. It's her birthday. Then we move on to the pirate ship.. please? Let's be crazy and just do it.. I have to endure it... Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night.. I'm so proud of my brain cells... I practiced in front of the carousel. You're good at that right?.. I tried to find a side door.. the day is almost over. Of course.... And I quickly pretend I was yawning..."This is my magic for you. and I have to keep her with me till the late night.." I stretch my arms. We arrived at the wall of the park. . I pretended that I didn't have any gifts.. I decided we would climb the wall. A bouquet? I don't have one.. I didn't really answer. and we ride the carousel. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this. she would be quite unpredictable.. She climbs over in seconds... Just the two of us... It's 1 in the morning. The day has come.. she asked me why we're going there. we have to move in at late night. being completely out of your mind... As we go on. but there weren't any. The day before her birthday. so I figured the front gate would be closed. if she drinks a half a bottle... Then we ride the pirate ship... I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. They tell me everything is ready...
You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So.. she and I. (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day.. In front of the carousel. they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen.. . sir.. but they refused.. we were sent to the police. we're at the police station. out of nowhere. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me... Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday.. See.. right?) In any case......... they tried to bribe the security... Since they promised.My heart was beating loudly.. Next day. they all got fired.. everything was going according to the plan.... what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening... "This is my magic for you.. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry.. She's about to cry. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills. along with my friends. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail. it was very dark.. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full. came by and took care of it. they can't risk getting fired.. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel. and as practiced... (you remember the first time. yes. Carousel is turned on. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift. I hear whistles. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved. I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders. and we couldn't see anything. spent the night in jail together. After getting yelled by security for hours. "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now...... Since that job was the only way they can support their families.. her uncle.." I stretch my arms to the sky. This is my second time in jail. Finally.. She must have been taken by surprise.. whispered.. We headed over to the carousel... Then..
. and took the first place!!!..... murderers. It was July. And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again. She has almost moved on from him now... .. so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar. because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months.. rapists.. jail -_-).. it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway. Kendo. What is she up to?. Pretty soon. Judo. PC House. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV.. a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves.. video place.. movies.... .. and Kung Fu. To tell you the truth. but I'm a martial artist too. really. You won't believe me..... Her parents think of me as public enemy #1.. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys).. In Taekwondo. when the weather turned really nasty. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication. Of course. You don't believe me? . please email me. She's really rough. this 100th day? If you have a good idea. I beat them all... She called me and reminded me.. Drug dealers. Hapkido. robbers... one degree.... I have.. I don't think she had time to think about him at all." and decided to play squash (you know....... I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist.... I just wanted her to be happy.. That's right. motel (?).. there's no way I'd remember something like that.. I .... You're right.. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me.. what would I do for her.... -_-. but there are sides of her that are cute like that.. I'm still marked by her uncle.. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something... For two months. And once again.But.
. long time no see..." From here. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her.... let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-. ever. She. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo. Me: I. but I did have some experience with Tennis. finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here.. wanted to make a bet... there was no way she knew how to do Kendo. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks.. She must've been angry that she lost. So. she wanted to do Kendo.... When I was little. Me: Okay... and I was back to my old self again.. the result? Of course I won. I started to get nervous. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish. Me: I don't want to drink with you. and even if she did...never played squash before... She has no idea what's coming....... how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and. So we go to the Kendo gym.. I was confident once more.... . I think I have a stomach cramp..... Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me. ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight.... "Hey. I can win against her in something. It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent. Don't regret it. But Kendo is a pretty tough sport.. Her: Then..... It's a murder on your shoulder and back.. so I was pretty confident. the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough. Whatever....... and.. Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over.. and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No. Yes..
.. I answered... How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day... And of course. and there's tension in the air. then I don't remember what happened.. got a place in the library. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .. it went head. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept. 3 meters apart. leg... smoking... it was her..) We both have the bamboo swords.. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I...... then.. I went to school.. BAM! She went straight for my head.. And ardently I.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. washed my face with cold water. and I stare right at her sword. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day. . I feel sudden pain at my side..... I just pretended I was knocked out... What should I tell her?. but my phone started to vibrate.. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack. who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something. It was awesome. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and... barely awake.. I called for timeout.. A girl with Kendo degree.. It looked as if it was rising... isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this.. slept. waist.... I'd won the squash game. sometimes. I was barely conscious. falling asleep in less than 5 minutes.. I begin to sweat.. I could see the stars. and opened my book.. then a cramp in my head. so she still owes me a wish. but not the fight. is scary as hell... I could see the ceilings.. I study. She approaches.. it probably would've killed me. I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee... But if I had gotten hit. That's right.. Hey! When I watched it on TV. Wait!........ Any case. head. and came back to my seat. but me. And now I'm getting sleepy..(Kinda like this.
. so meet me there. -_-.). she said "I'm hungry. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. Do you want to die." . I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there..info/cuisine/nudle/p_11. and the street right next to it filled with shops. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun... coffee shops... this is why I can't even study at the library.. the silent library became noisy. What should we get?" "Just whatever. kinda sweet. just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well.." She wants jajangmyun. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood." "No...htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks."Hello?" "Hey.." "I have to study today. Think your local university.. something feels wrong... or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there.. you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right." In the drowsiness of my sleep..... Hurry up. It is a noodle with black bean sauce. that was sweet of her. But then.... kinda salty. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food.. I quickly got my bag packed." "Wait. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See. The double one is mine." Suddenly.. our orders are switched. and she tells me "Hey.." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library. disgusting. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation. etc. Lunch was a few minutes ago. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single.. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful). and neither of us had anything to eat so..
.. You have to get another one. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl. I ate three bowls." Daikon pickles fly at me. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double. I picked up my chopsticks. as if we were crazy. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image. You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit. "No way! Ma'am...." At this point.. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us.... Everyone was looking at us. she says "Hey... but she still has one more to go. but like I said. ma'am. I finished mine.ohmynews.."Then..com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D. she finished... and so is she.. "Let's go..." "Can I get jjamppong (once again.jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun.. you know...... it was just like that... and now. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later... and said. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit. But I have my pride too. I have my pride... other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them. there's another double in front of me. so it's not fair..... you have to eat one more single..." We shouted at the same time and started eating.... Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl. we need one more single.. So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun). for us to have eaten the same amount. Before finishing mine. The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color. But.." She doesn't let up "No. I'm finishing up mine. .. your first bowl was a single. but are too busy staring at us. why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one.. with that black sauce. I ask the waitress "I need another double here. The owners aren't even working... I told her "Hey..
.. and on her face.. Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her.... and we left the place. 2 singles and 5 doubles. we're about to faint.. That was around 3 pm..... coughing and then spitting thick.. went at it again. she's an econ major.... collapsed near a telephone poll. threw up in front of them. "I can't walk anymore.. And we looked around....... She was writhing with pain. but we looked at the .. After a while.. yellow mucous right next to us. 20 bucks.. We try to stop it. the noodles are near my throat.. Everything is.." We ate." She ordered another double.... 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk. Then some guy passed by... while holding the telephone poll. About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us.... on Saturday.. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face. So. So we sat... I cringe and looked at her.. if someone hit my stomach right now.. Everyone looks like delivery boys.... She tells me. . like I said. and. we were holding hands (lovely) and. meaning that the place was packed with people. We saw that. let's rest here for a second.... We got in front of a Baskin Robins. I managed to eat 2/3 of it.. and was watching us.. the sun looks like a daikon pickle.. I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason.... But. "How much?" "Let's see. and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it.."We have to finish this.... result.. we started to throw up.. then. shaking.. damn it... black.. I'm an engineering major... and we stood up.....
.. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun.I took her hand and ran.. But I still have no idea what they ate. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. but some guys in my major was talking in groups. After that... asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship. and their face was covered with that black stuff. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd.. "So last Saturday.. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls... thanks to the jajangmyun residue... at least that guy didn't know it was me. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind.. I went to the University street.. I went back to school on Monday. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best.. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um. my parents won’t be home for two days. so come over and I’ll make you something. Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway. . Well.. it was all black and.. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah.." I thought I was having a heart attack.. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. ugh.. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. and I got a call from her. I know.....
I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah. and… Well. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know.]. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich.She’s…. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. just in case. and my face turned a several shades whiter. “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. Once inside.. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind.
I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face.“Yeah. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. “Do you want to eat it. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video. messing with me. Her head was right next to mine. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. . While watching her sleep. not DVD… lol remember. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. with her head on my chest. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. she promised to make something really special for dinner. Looks good. I decided that the movie was no good. it’s a special ramen. She was still sleeping. I turned my head towards the right side.
How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think.sangganews. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. “Type these for me. I drank a 1. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. Picture reference: http://www. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. .jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true. I began to cry. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me.
Gyeon-woo. So hurry. meaning. I include pictures of foods. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today.. it literally means cute. And just to be on the same page.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well. translations will continue at a faster pace... Contrary to the context of the word.” “W-wait. It's me. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty.” “. the author does go back and forth a lot. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. places.. attitude. The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. In this very chapter. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. The humor.. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". I promised to introduce you to them. This is due to the fact that... I promise :-) Also.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah. so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once. in the original work.... I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. okay?” . like a cuddly baby chick. this translation is not word-for-word.
.. “Aw.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. her.. Sweetie~” At the same time. just with spoons. and sweetener.. the two girls ordered coffee.. After leaving the coffee shop.. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there. but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us.. guys. it means I'm not much to look at..) The group consisted of me. rice cakes. we all decided to go watch a movie. The theater was practically empty.The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station. I just wanted a coke. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that. Gyeon-woo: H-hello.jpg) . they were feeding each other in turn. but.. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do.co.... her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl... a couple. . when they say that I'm cute.... The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other. and after discussing what to do next. but. and no saliva on the spoon. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans.. you came! Sit down. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons. five of them total.. Anyway... As soon as I got to the table. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. (Ugh. and two other girls. No hands. So.. Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. there's a guy in the group as well. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility. she began to speak. This is the guy I was telling you about. His name is Gyeon-woo.videoman. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. huh. fruits. Pic reference http://www. Her: Hey. We ordered soon after we were introduced.
right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. After making her promise not to drink too much.. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. we went to get something to drink. I glanced at the other couple... the girl had her hand on his waist.. We were playing rock. Ugh... “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please. and they were holding each other's free hand. Heh heh heh. She does laugh a lot more than she used too.. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time.. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder... Both of our mouths were full of popcorn.. her and I. we'd never get that nauseating with each other. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place. We both pulled. right. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple. aggressive. One for him. one for her.. one for her. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle.. and the popcorn went into the air. At the same time. making a rather nice firework. It was a bit nauseating to see. They were in each other’s arm. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I.. paper... kissing in public. We looked at each other and grinned sadistically..... yeah.. (You know why. making unusually large noise.. To make it worse. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically..The lights went out and the movie started. .... One for him.
foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. right foot. You hit twice. he steps over with his left foot... The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin. so I'll just hit you once. I win. Third kid. If anyone wants to challenge me... right foot.. It was so close. Me: Have it your way then. The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie). right. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot.. ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. I took her back to her house then too. There are about a million games you can play in the subway. I'll list them off later. I need to pay my phone bills. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. I could've gotten a perfect victory... I never lose at Odd/Evens. okay? Her: No way. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years). It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there.... To make it worse. and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even.. If they step over with their right foot. I don't really like taking girls back to their house. T... ugh. It takes about an hour. It was a bit late at night. and we must have missed the evening rush.Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house.. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again. a lot.. so we decided to play games on the way. she wins.. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal.. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance. Me: It's 2:1........ Winner takes all the coins). right foot. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong. Here we go! .. Right after we broke up.T But I don't have a choice this time. let me know. she might beat me up.. and I'll hit once...
.... Now.... 3 meter. go!!! “Left foot..... she is the law..I first place my fingers over her forehead.. Left foot. She then made a suggestion.. and opens her eyes. With my middle finger. Hah.. Left foot. She must've gotten really scared. This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits... Her: No way. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: .....” ... five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us. I get slapped. after all. You're right.. 1 meter. I get to slap you on the face instead.. Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. I told you I was sadistic.. Left foot. Girls can't get slapped. Her: This is unfair. Whoa... Left foot. 2 meter. Yes.. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies.. and they were still very disciplined. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. I knew it... I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb.... so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. both of us using fingers. Her: Fine.. here... They were all privates or PFCs. Me: Here what go? . we.. I am sadistic. They're on leaves. BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What.. -_-. Her: All right.. she gets tired of waiting.. if I lose. here we go.
'Fine. she touched my left cheek lightly again. She was so nice. There were four left.. remembering how crappy life is during the military service.... from stifling their laughter. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside... 4th slap.. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die. .. 'he's going to take my side.. but I left them alone. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while. realizing what was about to happen... she hits me on the jaw...... Everyone was staring at us. just kill me. Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: . he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. So that takes care of one hit. I was shaking without noticing. Me: Hey.. The guy next to me suddenly stood up. My left cheek became all red and swollen.. Right foot. She then lightly touched my right cheek. 3rd slap. right foot.' I thought.. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on. I suddenly stood up.. She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people. right foot. This was no joke. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant.. for maximum effect.... I literally saw stars. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one... do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat.... My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity. I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name. She lightly touched my left cheek.. then turned around and came toward us.. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire.Her: Come on. 'He's a guy..' I closed my eyes tightly. Me: Hey! Look at that moon..
It has always been 'Hey you'. well. The middle finger starts to shake from strains. The whole arm starts to shake. very different.. I was.. studying. no......“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world.) She has never called me that once... Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits.... 'idiot'. you were on the internet all night again. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway. or semesters... Oppa.. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. but then. 'retard'. so get some rest then come out. Her: . (T/N: Oppa is. I felt very warm inside.. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right. -_-. These are her pet names for me. okay? Me: Okay.. (ha! Losers can't say anything. turned out it was noon already. traditionally. *Yawn* . During breaks or holidays. Chapter 13 She was calling me.. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far. even though it was really early in the morning.. “Her”: Yeah right. I'll give you a call around 6 P.... this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends.. uh.. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger. Suddenly.. The level of power behind this finger is going to be very. 'bastard'.. My cheek stopped hurting. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly. too intent on watching us.. In modern context. what girls call their older brother or older male friends. huh? Me: No..) I was about to hit.... Me: Hey........ Everyone around us has become very quiet. *Yawn* . The guy turned around and grinned. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life.M. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night.) I place my finger just like last time.
.. It's me.. in all probability. What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you.zzz. I looked at my watch. yeah.. Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey... Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago.. *Riiiing!* Me: Hello... even for a Saturday night.. remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-.. She was going to buy dinner. Sun Mi.M.. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her.. She said she'll call me at 6 PM....zzzz. It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends..... Sun Mi told me that she was hungry. and dragged me along.. an old friend of mine. Gyeon-woo. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant. but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me. Suddenly..zzz...zzzz.. confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today. And my phone began to ring on the way. someone came next to me and nudged my arm. that's right. It was her.: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed. Sun Mi: Hey. Yes.. I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore....... long time no see.. I'll just wash my face and be there. I mean.. “Her”: Hey. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? . It was 7 P. Oblivious to my realization.. gimme 30 minutes...... I was looking for Her around. I took my phone out and saw this. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay... but from Sun Mi... I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up.....
.... Waitress: Good evening... Sun Mi and I both looked at each other. very broken English) ... *static* Where the hell are. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English. I don't usually go to this kind of place. Me: No. Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow. Me: You order it. was looking away.. not knowing what to do. This is embarrassing... is this lucky. Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English.. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well. did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No... she was saying 'Good evening.. I have no idea. I studied English for god knows how many years. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament. Of course.. I barely speak Korean. but still they're sticking with the same waitress. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! . Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi. Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-. (T/N: in English..... She went over to the counter... this is my first time too..... damn it..... It was out of batteries. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school... because she started to talk in English. but to actually hear it in real life situation.... but the waitress was from another country...... or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant... *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody.. it took me by surprise.... Me: Hey. Um... that's just BS... The waitress came back.....“Her”: Hey! You little..... are you ready to order?'. you do it. speak! Please. Forget English. -_-. but she wanted to eat here. But I tried my best. (T/N:....... what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here. Basically.. I don't think she spoke any Korean... I'll just have what you're having. Me: Um.. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that..
.. very unpleasant...... I remembered something very. I was drenched in sweat. Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T.. let's just eat hamburger steaks. (T/N: English) What...... Mother. No... but an actual conversation can be. she couldn't just take the dishes away... Whew! At last. What did she just say? Luckily. Me: No thank you.. Even though it was a middle school level English.. The sky was falling. I had completely forgotten about her calls.. Then... but. there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her. It was actually really good. Her calls... Sun Mi offered her cell. the coffee tasted like poison. the waitress came back.. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks.... Because of the trouble with the waitress..... Coffee and coke. Me: Speak slow please...... confusing.. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well. (T/N: English) Huh. but the batteries were still out. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! .. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts.... well. very painful English) Waitress: Yes... Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha.. Sun Mi wanted coke. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts............ I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when. I tried to call her.. what now.. Me: Hambag Steaki...Sun Mi: Hey. and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one. We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way. But.. I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything.. . two!! ok? (T/N: in English. Just give us two hamburger steaks. but I chose to use the public phone instead. Our...T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge.... when we were finished. I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence....
. Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah. Her: Hello. That wasn't the end.. she's trying to make me jealous. she'll beat the crap out of me. and I was sleeping.... it was Sunday.. I don't feel guilty at all.. there's something I have to take care of. Chapter 14 Yep. Do whatever you want.. Me: Today's not a good day... It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. of course. I'm with a guy right now... Me: Hey.... right.. I'll be beaten to death. the next day. what happened was.. so if you don't want to come.. I'm with a girl too. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? .. It's not like we're actually dating... She called me in the morning. There was no way it would've ended like that. uh. Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh. don't come.. -_-.. Even if it kinda hurts inside.. If I go near her when she's this angry.. But.. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul)... sorry.. Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro.. But it still kinda hurts. If I fall for that and go there. my fingers were shaking.. Her: Fine.... hehehe..... To be honest.. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other.... Hah. The next day...... But... So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up. um. you know... my cell doesn't have any batteries.. preserving my life is much more important..I pressed her phone number one by one. there was..... um. Sorry........
I would've preferred that... She called me and told me to come out. It felt like a scene in Misery. it changed a lot since... it's not a Facebook group or anything like that). T. She wasn't her usual self.. After lunch... Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. I was really nervous that day.. she just picked one. I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch. Then we went to the room.It's a sacred tradition in our country.. so I guess I was being sluggish....... a comfortable couch. out of guilt... . let's go eat something”... I paid for the coffees..T It was a small cafe in Shinchon.... Without saying anything. I approached her. just become a Yes-Man for today. all we've said to each other was “Hey. Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks. I kinda blew her off last night.. it was a little past lunchtime. we drank our coffees. She then stood up. even I would've been upset. I told myself 'Just be really careful.. but she didn't even look at me.. actually...... I could tell from her voice that she was still angry. So far... and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me. surround sound.... but she still wasn't saying anything. internet social groups would meet in places like these.' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to. and I followed her.. I sat down. well.. and to even imply that I should violate it.. Back in 94 or 95. that there were some windows around. Don't talk back to her or confront her... Then she finally said something... “Let's go watch a video. She must be really angry. and I had no idea what she was thinking. This made me even more nervous. I prayed. Poor me.. you know.. it is used by couples for.. Typically... it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious.) I've never been to a Video Room with her before... I'm here. there weren't anything to do. I was getting hungry. She was just looking at an empty space.” and “I'm hungry... but I haven't been to one since......... It's the end times.... but she didn't say anything..” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection.. She was already there waiting for me.. and hopefully save me.. To be fair. I took her to lunch. And I was the only one speaking. I tell you.. and a very private setting. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private. mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet... when they need privacy.. I am really screwed now..
then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system. I promised myself something.. I already told myself to do anything she wants today. Her: Do whatever you want..... this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all. while I was able to take two sips..... this was the only way for me to survive tonight.. crap. really out of it......... so I prepared myself to block anything.. I just looked at her hands.But... she drank hers in two gulps... With this much alcohol in her.. typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers... well. It was driving me insane. We sat next to each other as the movie started... But I couldn't help it. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers.. she was about to drink her second pint. ... I tried to drink mine really quickly. Me: If you go unconscious again.. Me: Hey.: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch. “Let's go drink.. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad...” Drink. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But... I was getting really curious. She looked... The movie was over. but she still didn't say anything.. and ordered another pint.. I couldn't even tell what the movie was about. no one could see what was going on inside. I'm just going to leave you on the floor.. her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face.... the room we got was completely isolated from the outside.... I kept looking at her during the movies.. and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either. and she still hasn't said a thing.. She then said her second sentence of the day.. A pint is... hold on a minute. but I stopped her.. 9) with you'.. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet...... While I was meeting her.
. nothing happened between us.. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore. It was summer. People looking? Oh yeah. She was passed out drunk... perverts. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad..... “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me.. we went back to the video room. And of course.. picked up her bag and mine.. but decided to help her up instead. she drank her second pint. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome... How could I go there twice in one day? . carrying mode. Me: Say. But what was I supposed to do. We got out to the Shinchon streets. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday... where should I take her? You think. which one of these movies are the longest? . I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people. piggyback mode...... but the sun was still out..... then fell asleep on the table. finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill... Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad. And this time we didn't go to a motel. -_-.. they were staring at us.. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong. dragging on the floor mode. she couldn't fall asleep quietly. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table.... like I've already said numerous times..... three gulps this time. and was about to carry her. Hey. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub.. like those bullets in the Matrix... why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie.. really? Heh heh heh heh. Wait a minute. Despite me trying to stop her. and I only had two sips of my beer. Remember. Supporting mode... but I was used to it by now. It was to be expected..... But. Well. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel...Me: Something's obviously wrong. Is it..
she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well.. I took a look at her. and then there's the beatings. well. there was a very pretty girl. her eyes were closed... when I saw her sleeping.. I sat her down.. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty.. this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me.. Even if it means getting slapped.. but unconscious after having too much to drink. ugh. if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place.. not just sleeping.... With her........ .. It kinda hurt my pride. and I'm a guy too.. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us. But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk. But. ha..Owner: -_-.... So.. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. Me: ^^.. she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt. probably from the alcohol.. (. she wasn't wearing much make up.. I was mostly staring at her breasts. But! That would be if I was with a normal girl..I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space. To be continued. well. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute.. I thought to myself 'What the hell. -_-. who seems to be dependent on you.. what am I saying. You can wipe off that drool now... ...... you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal. pride? Objectively speaking..... after all.. I. but her cheeks were bright red... ... it kinda got to me as well... but she wasn't moving an inch. I have my morals and pride. above all. Chapter 15 She was sleeping. lay her down on the couch. I put her on the couch...
. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath.. slightly off like this? I got a bit angry.. but..' If I kiss her now.' and sat down. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all. but all those images began to flash before my eyes. I almost fainted from the smell. the couch was almost a bed.. I'll leave her side without saying anything. laid... I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.. Hehe...... I could feel her breathe...... that I am not the person she'll fall in love with......... I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell. (she censored this part out. When she is able to love someone again. I haven't really written much about that side of her. Even if it was stealing a kiss.. and find someone to love again.. she moved around a little and.. I thought 'Fine.... But it was a little sad too. For no reason at all.. The video room was pretty good.. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future..I won't put it in details. it was very warm. even though I haven't done anything. So I wish. my heart was beating very fast. I went closer to her. What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and. Images of her suffering and her sadness.... I thought. there was only a small space between her lips and mine. . but I kept looking at her...) In any case. I was facing her.. Then. 'She's really pretty...... next to her on the couch. well. In any case.. And I also pray.. I felt like I wronged her.. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes.. my heart felt heavy. . BURRRP! .... I could feel my logical side going numb.. see... When I was thinking this.. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her. You know......... I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. And we weren't really going out in the first place...oh...... and I almost got killed in the process too.
. please? So I went out to get some water..... and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie.... Her forehead was pretty too... I was being a jerk after all.. A monk was chanting in the movie. I got closer.... which chased away any drowsiness I felt before... Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen. and kissed her forehead.... She nudged me and said. I was surprised.. She didn't tell me... I'm really thirsty. Then. I raised my head.. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit. who told you to drink like that? . and with the lights... My eyes and her closed eyes met. But I could guess rather accurately. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism.. After drinking some water. Me: Well.After I averted that crisis. (-_-... I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead. or. Wake up. She moved around a bit.. I just sat down and watched the movie. Slowly. Her: Hey.. ran into Him... He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship... and our lips were apart by.. she didn't want to.)... I closed my eyes as well.... Idiot. by pure coincidence.... I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something.. and I didn't ask... and a bit by bit. She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she.... but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries.... she was already pale to begin with.) Her: Can I get some water... And I began to fall asleep... I don't know what He and She talked about. she began to talk. He wanted to talk a bit. and my head really hurts.. and He was really desperate. Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl. women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . our noses were almost touching each other. -_-. And I stayed like that for about a minute. My kiss on her forehead woke her up.... I turned towards her and saw her again. the heavens must have punished me for it.. .
not quite... Even when she said “Are you going to die..... I know. I should've just ignored everything and ran to her.. she called me. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her.......... I won't do anything to stop her.. I was just listening to her speak.. but what to do about Him and Her..... Because I didn't want to influence her decision. I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish... I didn't go. The reason I was avoiding her was.. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him.. Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him. it was her decision and hers only. that she was wavering in her resolve. But that day... I didn't answer her calls.... I'll be there to tend to her pain.. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him.That's when she called me. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much. and that she won't have any regrets. And I could tell. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds.. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him. Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before. No... after all.. I told her I was too busy.. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? ... that He truly loved Her. I started to regret my choice.. I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot... Yes. and that she was really confused as to what to do.. I only wish that her choice is the right one.. I stopped calling her. It was her choice. Her: What's wrong with you. or are you going to come out?”. That's the extent of what I can do for her. and She really loved Him as well.. but...
Her: What about today? Me: Yeah. He looked like a nice person.. Sure enough.. . Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others.. or if she needs me to be around a bit more.... It's a secret but.. In order to see her.... there was another person with her. It felt like there was something different..... The word 'friend'. and you're not really answering your phone. Friend. for some reason..... He was really different from me..... The person who she was in love with before.... Yeah.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to. I'm too busy. to be more accurate... Gyeon-woo. “This is my friend. and was dressed very well. She and I were friends. She was ready to make her decision. Like I said before.... She introduced us to each other. My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough... I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way.. the kind of guy that's really popular with girls. Me: Oh....” Yeah.. Another guy... he was good-looking. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers.. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me.. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to.. like you're mad or something.. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not... it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me... even her way of speaking was different from usual.. Her voice on the phone was different. who was dirt poor.. well.... He looked rich too. began to dig painfully into my heart.. but for some reason.. This was the first time I saw this person. and I promised someone to go somewhere. plain-looking. I could tell from her voice that. I wanted to see the fully healed Her. I could only hear the word 'friend'. barely knew what “manners” meant. I was her friend. Friend... I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy....... I'm just busy and tired lately.
And when she asked him something. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting... she drank her coke...” (T/N: Name censored by the author. Actually.. she only orders that when she is really upset about something. who have loved her once. She got up and said.. but she's the one who arranged this meeting.. actually. I had nothing to say. 'she's finally going back to this person. I thought.. He was smiling.... she and I talked while he drank his coffee. I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke... As if she was nervous about something.. we all went to a very... for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him. And then. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time... To her.... at least.. He was. I didn't say anything. When she asked me something.. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with). they talked while I drank my coffee. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub... and get something to drink.. Coke. and she ordered a coke. but something was different...“And this is.. very quiet pub for a drink..... “Let's go.. and she just wanted to thank me for everything... he wasn't a friend.' But I was stoic about it. OOO. But He. no less. She just told me his name... anyway?' I took a closer look at her.. She was laughing... Something is strange though. I ordered coffee.. um... I thought.. It's not too surprising. didn't seem to know that about her.. Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar. Because He was there. .... (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then.” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her. 'what's he smiling about. it has nothing to do with me now. And when there's an awkward silence... my logical side had won against my emotion. who have known her for so long... and he ordered coffee..
. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation. We ordered drinks. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to. Both He and I got drunk. I thought. She must have thought the same thing. She wasn't drinking at all.. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient..' . I began to think. When you drink with one another.. She followed me and called out to him to follow us.. 'Just like at the cafe.. maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. At a rectangular table. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed. It wasn't intentional.. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger. but..There were two kinds of table at the pub.. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time.. To her. But he was still going towards a rectangular table. Or.. and that it has to be said under a clear mind. and he went towards a rectangular table. He was the first one to go in. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table... He must have expected her to sit next to him. she's talking to both me and him in turns. but it wasn't a cheerful table at all.... 'This is enough. As soon as I stepped into the bar. Because... I came in right after.. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless. and noticed the mood of the place. not that I had anything to say to him. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. Many thoughts crossed my mind. does not mix at all. but we didn't really say anything to each other. but his confidence towards me in respect to her. I really didn't care who she sat next to. but I was not enjoying myself. so she must be able to fall in love again... But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him.. and a typical rectangular one.. I should go sit at a circular table.. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her...... There was a circular table.. I drank.' So I went to a circular table. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him.. that wasn't the case between Him and me.
. I just wanted to congratulate her. ... She came down a few stairs.. and the things she said through her action. My emotion took over from my logic and. What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again. And I sneaked out of the bar.. Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway..... Hurry up. so I'm going home. This wasn't what I wanted. Many different emotions were all mixed up. okay? Her: Get back inside........ you could've just told me something like this over the phone.... Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired. Take care when you go back home.. and I answered I had to go to the restroom. What was wrong with me? Her expression then... or I'll kill you! Me: -_-.... is what I said... Me: If you wanted to tell me this.... She asked me why I was getting up.. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside.. and wish her happiness in her love.... someone called me. I shouted at her.. I got really angry at her.. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: . I said Me: You know. But when I saw Her with Him.. That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being. I would have just congratulated her...... coming near me. For the first time. I thought I'll just call her on the way. it would not have been a big deal.. you could've just called......... But I really just wanted to go home. As I went down the stairs... I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain. I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! ...I got up from the table. It was probably because I was drunk. If she called me and told me...... Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: .....
like a scene in a romantic movie. even her voice carried too many emotions. WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye.. She had ran towards me... .. grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand....... In my wish to congratulate her. a bit of heartbreak was mixed in. but. I was stunned for about 5 seconds. such human body part is referred to as an “eye”... something flashed before my eyes....... I think they call it.. “If you want to go........ In my expectation for me to be happy for her. Happiness. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder. Suddenly... In my heart. a bit of sadness was mixed in. a big gaping hole began to form.. eyeball with my hand. Heartbreaking.. the name changes to something more professional and medical. She was speaking.... Warmth... and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs. 'Eyeball'... and looked at her with my other eye... and with her right hand.. Somewhere in my heart.. I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion... It was her.. like this →. and turned me around by force... The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.. and a longing to say something... someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder... I felt too many different things as well. it bruised up nicely... I headed towards the subway station.... and turned me around by force... I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy.. but...Sadness...... I covered my eye-. o. turned me around by force. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it... no. I was trying to figure out what had just happened..O Typically.” She couldn't finish her sentence..... Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station. then go. But when I was making my way to the station..
You know. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time.... that moment was then. He looked like he sobered up as well.. I ordered another drink. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg. It was a bit embarrassing.. especially bruises around the eyes... what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar... sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and. apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol. I should've stayed there... so he agreed. The three of us got a rather big room..... that was the moment I had wished for. But I walked out on her instead.O If I didn't follow her.. do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises. and we were out of food.” I had no idea then what she was trying to do.Her: Follow me! Me: T... I agreed as well.ball.. so I drank by myself.. for my right eye's sake... Perhaps.. A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand. rubbing my left eyeball. I was done drinking... He asked her where she went.. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes. she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well.. is to rub a cold egg on the spot..... The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar... and she wasn't drinking in the first place. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the . He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more.. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive. so I followed her while putting some distance between us... but she didn't answer him. She said “Let's go do some karaoke....
.com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 .youtube.) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. trot.. When I sing. ballad. But I'm really good at using tambourine.. I have no idea if this is true. (T/N: . You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested..listeners a minor orgasm.. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me. http://www.com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me..... I guess he already knew what he was going to sing. *shrug*)... so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing.... to avoid listening to me sing.. I felt the pain of separation.. she chose.. I suck at singing.youtube. I was familiar with the concept.. His eyes were fixed on Her. you are my only one~~~ One day. just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well... She gave the microphone to me.. please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” . I don't really like going to karaoke. No matter what kind of song.. rock... because he started to put in some numbers. I gave it to Him.... He was singing. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. You know. feeling of loneliness.... long after you left me. or whatever.. it was her turn to sing... my friends all want to go to the restroom. dance. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good... tambourine.. I can accompany it well with the.. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing.
He slung her bag on his shoulder.. But. for some reason.She wasn't looking at Him or me. It wasn't because I had to part with her.. I didn't want to sing.tistory... so she would have a comfortable ride back home. and didn't know any song. My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening. Him: Yeah..... I suck at singing. she wasn't even looking at the screens... but then I thought that if I saw her. So I picked a song and began to sing. We should hang out next time too...... . (T/N: http://goodieds.. but the situation was. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in....tistory.. it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song.com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds.. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more.. He was clapping. She was still in the restroom.... I didn't think that I was in love with her either.. Me: Today was fun.com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you. plus. it had to be this one.. When she was with me. it was time for us to part.... she would have to take the subway home..... we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day. I felt like this was her last song for me.....com %2F1275 OR http://depression01. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable. he had a car with him. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room. It was my turn...tistory...com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01.. She didn't say anything.. and she lived in Bupyeong.... We kept singing back and forth until time was up...tistory. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book.. He lived in Inchon.. He probably didn't want to see me next time either...... and he was holding onto her bag.. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again. I was thinking about waiting for her... then I'll see you next time too... I would cry like an idiot.... I just picked out a random song and... In front of the building.
. I smoked a cigarette...' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her.. I still don't know what she is thinking. what was I thinking...... .. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. that's how I felt then. to just go home.... It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase. I took out a second one.... I was just standing there for about 10 minutes... but my logical side ordered me... everyone was... Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us. I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her. Heh.. 'Nutjobs... the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality.) . “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator. suddenly... we didn't say a thing.. while everyone was watching. I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again... I took the escalator to the station. I was about quarter way down when. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station. They just stared at us while probably thinking...... The people on the stair next to us....... And then I passionately embraced her. For some reason. I was so happy that.... For some reason.. then.. and the people outside the doors. she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag... I don't think it was her... so I left before she got out of the restroom. it doesn't really work that way... I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment.. I wanted to look back to see if she followed me.. Then. I thought that if I kept going down.. You know how in movies. until we were near the Bupyeong station..... The escalator kept going down.. I'll never get to see her again. I was halfway down now.Just....... there were a lot of couples around me... I heard a voice calling for me.. and stayed there till the first one burned out..
Me:.. I asked.. Her: What are you up to today? ... But if she tells me to come out.. I go out.. We arrive at her house........ we could've taken a cab. She started to read this after her friend told her about it. well.. right? Your clothes get all wet. and that's why she met Him in front of me. but for a completely different reason.. haha.. Why? Because she'll be mad... But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love.......... Next time. And I am with her.. Her: Gyeon-woo... Her: And.... I like the train that I ride with you better than his car. Um. why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me. if she reads this.....After we got off the subway.. she'll laugh out loud. She no longer has any wounds or pain. This was the end of her wandering..... ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day. Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer.. The next story was about a month ago.. She said... so we walked side by side..... Me: . I liked your singing better. Nor can she... Me: . she'll beat me.. It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him... but she said she wanted to walk a bit... I'll write something funnier......
. Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor. took my cellphone.Oh wait. ^^. opened the door. but. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way.... I really can't go today. I'm borrowing some of your money.. oppa (what girls would call their older brother). meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well.. Me: Hey.. I have to treat her well while I can. Anyway.” ^^ (T/N:Ahh. don't you just love pun humor? The movie. well. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation... I called Her again. “Hey.. I forgot my wallet. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon... I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-. Ugh. I rented “Touch Me. I checked how much I had and.) Her: What business? Me: No. Gotta love it. The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there.. this time. (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances.... there were only three of them in there. I only had 3000 won ($3) on me. so. B-U-S-Y! .. or “Bah-Pah”. She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”... crap. Mom's not home. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years. Her: I don't have anything to do... porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? . Damn... ate something for lunch.) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-. you should come out with me. which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail..... I casually washed my face. and went outs .. so I'm going to watch a movie at home. damn OneShot 01X. which would mean he's cooking rice.Me: It's raining. put on my clothes. or “Connection”... I don't even have money for the bus anymore... So I went back to get my wallet. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. he's saying he's busy.... but waaaaaaay more sappy.
. was not a good experience for me. After a while. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella. it's a long story. and the girl was staying really close to him. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. and our shoulders and pants got really wet.. and she brought the tiniest type. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. The girl chased after the guy.. and it had huge windows for walls. Of course.. Man. You still have your subway pass. The guy was holding on to the umbrella. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. and big ones that looks more like a parasol. but the girl was already soaked. Suddenly. it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. I was still holding onto it. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her... I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do... but...Me: .. I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me. I can't suggest going to a cafe... So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach. I can't suggest going to get something to eat.. I brought an umbrella... she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way.. This cafe was on the first floor.. medium sized ones. Her? Also got drenched in the rain. Her: Then just come out... but the guy was really fast.... the days were getting shorter. Even though we had an umbrella.. unlike the summer. I brought the big one. It's still raining. We were still sharing my umbrella... but it was still raining... a couple was sharing an umbrella. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. We left the cafe.. this is embarrassing.. I thought she was going to get angry. it was already getting dark... . Outside. it was still raining hard. Of course. stupid! So.. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. This. The guy finally let himself get caught.
I got really scared. so I let her caught me... I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. I carried my umbrella like a sword. why? Because I was broke.. Our eyes met as we approached them. about 10 meters ahead. in case we would have to run. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand.. to be honest...... It was too late to backtrack now. like D'Artagnan. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me. Reserve. In that short time. she used up hers and. she was fast like a freak. but we took the bus instead.. She was right next to me. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette... As I picked it up.. Typically.She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. my heart was pounding. We were about halfway there. Well.... I could go all out. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically. The bus station was a bit far from her house. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. Even if there were two.. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole. I have to take her to her house. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me.. It was the Bupyeong station.. If there was only one person there. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. The rain had stopped by then. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something..... you know.. I took her hand... Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something. so we had to walk for a while. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. and even though I may get hurt.. . But there were three guys.. It was really dark. you know.... We got closer and closer to the gangsters. we were both broke. two guys would keep me busy while the third.. we would take a cab. I would be able to protect her. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight.. I could do something about it..
. can be really simple. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.' ... in movies or in reality... you little... he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad. Leader: I said.. “Hey.. I turned around.. looking good there. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor. but She stopped in her track..” like a corny movie line. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish. *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by. Man.. She was right behind me. I had to fight the leader of the group. get lost! Me: What's with you. what is with her? Having no other choice. and said “Hey. sexily. But then. “Hey. all we have to do is just run.. I thought “Thank God”. But then..' The two guys couldn't be helped.. I'm not sexy enough? . The gangsters were looking at her.. I thought. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters... I thought “Thank God”. “Hey.. Heh.. Suddenly.. Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by.” Gangsters. The two guys came closer.. looking good there. The leader of the group approached me. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader...As we passed them by..” I smirked. but in order for me to win. and the other two approached us and said... @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran.. get lost while you can. they always say “Hey. past or present.... -_-.
Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks.. I yelled. with my eyes.. At this rate.. I felt a gust of wind pass by me. still foaming on the mouth.O I got punched once. and. After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position.. and bravely stopped the punch. with his nose. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her..... hitting with elbows. Falling forward.. and. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then. I kept fighting back and forth. biting. scratching... I kicked him in the testicles.. With the leader of the group. since their leader was on the ground. raising my toes.. that doesn't happen...... . pinching. Suddenly. The other two tries to grab her hands.. one of the gangsters fell down... clutching onto his family jewels.. He stopped it. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away... -_-. I heard a swish as the other one fell down. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face... must be an expert. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. rolling on the ground still wet from the rain.. in real fights. while she was behind me... -OSo. It was dirty. I retreated a little... They were facing me. falling backward.... Even during all that. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly.. I thought... if the fight drags on. o... but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away..... They hesitated... I turned towards her. the other two will.
... he used his walkie-talkie to call the police.. wooden bench. we're at the local police station. Around us.. and they weren't wearing protectors. where were you guys? Why come now.. I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl. My face was red. and after seeing this picture. and another one doing the same.... next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head. But.. anyway. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them.... @$ $holes.. first time. but. ... but she looks perfectly normal.. no less! Of course.. Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch. really good at kendo..You guessed correctly. We're absolutely clean... and I was panting. the three idiots were sitting on a hard.. is really. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword... Man. They probably got their skulls cracked. and even though I was wearing the protectors.. I can't even describe them..... second time. Well. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them. They did a background check on us... security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared.. and fourth time offenders each. the police officers didn't believe them either. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She. not even a misdemeanor... I almost fainted.. I guess it still hurts. And next to us.. I was covered in mud and water.. she actually looked pretty cool. And the idiots. AND they got hit on the head.. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming.. A local security officer was passing by. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle.... that was the scenery here.. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them... the leader guy actually was turning yellow... when the situation has been taken care of? And now. They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them. but I've never been caught.......... I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking.
police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit.........They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them. Then..... but to see them face to face. and after 20 minutes.. I was a mess.... right? I mentioned him a few times before. her uncle came in. my body began to twitch and shiver a little.. I'm really nervous now..... we all came outside of the police station.. I was about to call my parents. I could feel my body go rigid... .. the district attorney. But this is the first time I've met her parents... Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family. but because Her parents were closer.. Her and I are sitting on a couch... After 10 minutes... the kind that the head of the family sits on. After her uncle talked with the police officers.. we went to Her house... with her parents.. so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a ... They're looking straight at us. I've talked with them before briefly on the phone... Her parents came into the police station... Remember her uncle.. I'm inside her house now.. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us.. but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street. I was so nervous... in jail. Chapter 21 We're at Her house.. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours.... they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter. I was so nervous that I began to feel numb.. They're saying I beat all three of them. they contacted them. I've met her uncle before. At least they know that it's embarrassing. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.. I already left a very bad impression on her uncle. Oh boy.... Brrr.
In any case... could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house.... and the next day.. not to dry).. and there are my sister's yellow hair. all the nervousness in my body dissolved out. She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom.. so I drank it in one gulp.... Anyway. this isn't some mental problem that we have...... I went to Her room........ -_-. no less. I guess she's the only one using it. ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but. the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks.. there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps.. Yes! . wait. and my dad's hair all harmoniously. the funny thing is. warm water began to come out........ if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy.... no.. my mom's curly hair... oh.. Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person. her father began to speak. Her mom brought me a cup of juice. the undefinable scent of a mature woman. haha! This must be the one she uses. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey.... it's more like a hobby... So the bathroom is very dirty...... I meant we all have our own soaps.......... I took my clothes off and turned on the shower.... blocking the sink. I once accidentally used my little brother's soap. ^^... Soaps are everywhere. my black hair. -_-. Hm. my brother's brown hair. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness. I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life. everyone has their own toothbrushes.. and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before. That scent was in the bathroom as well..... "You. The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family. For your information.. in a girl's house... I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater.The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours.
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language. Haha. so I'm keeping the style. are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-.. There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed. I really think both sides have valid points. So you should write using a more proper style...And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. I'm not so sure which side is correct. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people. What? Her: . Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school. Also. Chapter 22 Out of nowhere.... Oh. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. .. ha. I use proper grammar. . because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth. Oh... -_-.... I'll be sure to take your advice.. since this is on the internet. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience.. When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked... ^^. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity.) style of writing. You're 25. she asked me. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well.. Me: Why. but in chatting or in cyberspace..... ha..... Her: Hey. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company). But if I write anything else online.." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century... and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language.. so you're not exactly young. there's really no problem.
it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh.. when you're being hypnotized by something.. what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline. you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? . I get all weak-kneed. I feel dreamy.. Anyway. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. you know. 100th day of what.. Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure.. really? Haha... why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh.. Me: Well. Her: I see.. Well. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly... I was completely awake........... Haha. I guess you're right. So I told her like so......." Her: Hello? Me: What the... what have she done this early in the morning already. Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important.. But when she said "Hello" on the phone.. I can't even remember birthdays well. but I can't really tell what she's thinking. Hmm. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. I was sleeping so well.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning..... I go completely insane when I see a naked girl....... though? Her: What the.... like you're drunk. she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching.. what a devious girl. you know. Hmm. right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah. of course.. (T/N: http://www... heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this.She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question. thinking "Oh dear God... for me.youtube.. Haha. Her: Hey.........
.. she wants to just hang out too.. My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday..... "that cafe?" You ask? You know. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her.. "I'll pay for it this time. I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day.... I don't really remember the name. It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday. Her: You know it's tomorrow.. The day before our 100th day. So.. and is now living life bravely ^^. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant. Few days ago........ We naturally laughed at all of our old antics. I pointed my finger at it and said . she called me again. was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station.. she ordered two coffees without asking me.... the one that we first went to. I'll just get hit a couple of times. and in case she takes my share again. she met the guy she used to be in love with. We decided to meet at that cafe... then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift... It's today..But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day... Just like then.. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds. and she was tempted a bit. we began to talk about the first time we've met..... 3 months and 10 days went by really fast.. I decided to just hang out with her all day. right? Me: Yeah.... ^^" While drinking our coffees.. I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot. We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met.. I said "Hey. tears and snots flowing down. Hah. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. She was waiting for me there.. and she said.
You really have good eyes. you know the rumors. following the most recent fashion trend. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere. . and I followed her. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes.Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store. And we went into the department store. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this.. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding..... As long as it's under 50. Gyeon-woo.except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. as if following a script. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price... Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. At this point. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty.. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section.. I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much. I really like window shopping... ma'am. They buy stuff from the local street market. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-.. So I've never really bought anything from a department store. Hehe. right?! Me: Of course!! . . “That's one of our latest product. mostly because of my prejudice against them... ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store... It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there.. Me: Yeah? Then try it on. However. arrange them around so that they look fancier.
I could just say screw it and buy it for her... Though it's not as expensive. it's too expensive... Her: No way. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes.” The next day. Her: -_-..... we forgive you for everything..Wha. uh. advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! ... Uh... She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes.2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1... Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1....million? It's just pocket change... Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa...2 million won ($1. I'm going to the library to study.. Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside.2 million pocket change.. I took dad's credit card with me today... But.Me: Wh. Hey... she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes.2 m. and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. 1. Mom: W-What is this?! 1.... I will come back and make it all up to you.2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey...200) Me: 1.. after all. you have really nice legs. I then saw a vision.... Hey..
When someone else is about to buy a 100.. Where do you want to go? Her: Well.. And before the sales rep finds out. I. We were like little kids.. . In a moment of desire for childish revenge. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1....000 won shoes ($100).. or the Blue-Roofed House.. Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House. right? Her: Whoa....2 million. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well. Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins... um. let's go get something to eat. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime.. messing around the place. and it was already nighttime. so we left the department store without buying her a present..She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1... Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present.2 million suit.. see. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80.. And then.. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents. Actually. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present.000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around.. Can't really think straight when you're hungry.. we left the place. it was nighttime. it's dark outside already. If I get caught. we got pretty hungry.. Me: Yeah. comment “Hey. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep. that is..
tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg... I mean. you say? ...ask. remember? I mean. Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know. Me: You want the double-sized bowl. but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'... right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy. but....I stole dad's credit card.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I.. jajangmyun....imdb. Or we could not eat at all..... but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun.com/imgs/qrsi. we went to the Chinese restaurant. So. THAT.. one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun. why jajangmyun of all things.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But... ramen would have been a better choice. http://c. . I personally hate it. Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That.nate. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So.... this was our 100th day anniversary. I mean. Me: ….jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out.. I want to eat... Her: Hey..... But. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind. that jjamppong looks really tasty. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www.... I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something. Her: So... THAT. seafood-broth-based noodle..
Before they built the college there. we went to go see a movie. After dinner. with all the buses and subway closed for the day. couldn't even tell which way was which. I can just crash there.. why are we here? Her: Let's go in. Her: Just.... then we went to a cafe. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes. but with the college there. there's a place we have to go.. .. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. We took a cab. I've never been in this area before... Me: Oh really?. there were a lot of girls walking around the place. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. and went to the place she wanted to go to.. I followed her after getting off the cab. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. What if there's no room left for me. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened. and we went to some cafe. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. so... Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. which are flowing with miserable tears... you say? Well. right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan.. it's already midnight. Me: It's midnight already. I wouldn't mind having a roommate....Me:. follow me.. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo. And now. Her: Let's switch..
.. Okay.. She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe. though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www..imdb... aren't they closed right now? Her:....com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there. God. .com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together.. and sets it up on the table.... I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this.... oh..... Everyone around us clapped. Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on.... glass tables. the guests of honor are here. painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness..... I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames. Couple-Girl: Finally.... The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs..youtube. we exchange pleasantries... -_- ... I think this was her first time planning something special for me.. they're made for each other...... there were couple people around. shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved.. I think I can hear music playing from somewhere... But I didn't cry... . everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip............. After sitting down in one table... That couple. and there was a white piano in the corner. There were two candles on the tiny cake... “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”. When we went inside..... And just sat there for about a minute or two. but they were all turned off......... Why? Because I'm a man. http://www.... Her friend comes in with a cake.Me: Here? The signs are all off. Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling. there was a familiar face...... from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11... in a way..
for everything.. Me: Yeah.. I went through the pretty wrapping papers. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark.. but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark)...imdb. but something was shining nonetheless. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear. she picked out everyone's clothes. As mom had all the spending money in the house.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me... Me: For what? Her: Just..... were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street..... so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find...Her: Here.. I didn't buy those underwear.... Her: That's okay.. Me: Yeah. There were several clothes in the box. but. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear. “presents”. go ahead and open the present. I didn't get anything for you at the department store. I have a present for you. Open the present. skull? Yes. Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big...... that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www... but underwear of all things... and felt. The box was as big as a crate of apples. the skull is kinda cute. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend.... Me: …. I could have taken out a shirt. A... thanks. Her.... that's right... Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah. Aside .. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha..... Gyeon-woo... It was dark everywhere..... or pants..
She took a deep breath.. As I'm writing this. a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air.. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. She drags me over to the piano. I heard her friend talking to Her about it.... Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones... She smiled sheepishly.. She continued as the second part of the music began.. Later... This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline. now I understood why she asked me that question. so.. and ended abruptly with a mistake. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano. she was really beautiful... Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:. I stared at her. and she sat down in front of it.. and you can't even last two lines?! . “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought.from this skull one.... (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note.. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life. thanks for the presents. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week.. there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark... come here for a second.. Everyone else stood around the piano. when I'm wearing that one. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So... If anyone's interested..... the carrot that glows in the dark right where. Me: Um. Her: Gyeon-woo... as she played the piano with utmost sincerity. I am more than willing to sell it online.. then.. I can still remember how amazing it was.... an orange carrot glows right where.. so I practiced all week. at night.. then lightly placed her hands over the keys. Though it was an awkward performance. Suddenly.
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
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