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18 SUNKISSED
Giselle Pia's shimmering
bronze skin makes us cry.
22 PULBURA-FREE
EXPLOSIVES
Didn't know watermelons
were perfect sub for pyro
display? They are.
26 BEEP! BEEP!
The ins and outs of train
commuter cards.
LO U NGE
34 BUY A RUG, DO
YOUR LADY ON IT
This is how Hollywood
flicks do it.
STYLE
118 EMERGENCY
MARTILYO
And these pocket sized tools
will save you from disaster.
Suggestions follow...
38 LADIES
CONFESSIONS
Men helping women help
themselves.
AC C ES S
38 THE FORCE:
A BRUSH UP
A brush up on the rest
of the cult flicks, before
Episode VII hits the screens.
44 RAZORBACK TURNS
25!
They threw a concertthen
sat with us to talk legacy.
30 APOLOGIZE
WITH JEWELRY
48 GEEK CONVENTION
120 MARCO HO
108 KOREANOVELA
YOUR COAT WEAR
How to wear which coat,
in these perfect-ber month
conditions.
GIRLF RIE ND
112 JHANE
SANTIAGUEL
UPGRADE
116 SCALING
MOUNTAINS IN
DECEMBER
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ERRATUM: To our friends at Philippine Wrestling Revolution, sorry for calling you guys Philippines Wrestling Federation.
Force of habit we guess. Sorry for calling Mr. Manalo, Mark D. Panalo. Youre all winners in our book.
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A
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THE
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TURBO POWER
Isuzus turbo diesel engine
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POWER TO CONTROL
Classy black leather seats
and dash with minimal
aluminium trimming. Plus its
comfortable, and thats all
that really matters.
POWER TO
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Twelve cup
holders and
19 storage
compartments,
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the dashboard.
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POWER TO ACCESS
A GPS-enabled
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the dashboard makes
driving feel sort of like
playing a video game.
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Per fect
st ock
Wi s d o M Yo u
s H o u l d nt
l e ave H o M e
Wit H o ut
Giselle Pia is a
study in the Perfect
Play of Genetics
PHOTOGRAPHY:
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INTERVIEW:
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HAIR AND MAKEUP:
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f i l i p i n as a r e d ef i n i t e ly t h e b est w i f e m at e r i a l
b u t d o esn t ev e ryo n e a l r e a dy k n ow t h at ?
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i b o o k A loT o f
Sw i m jo b S b E cAu S E
o f m y b u T T; i T S
So ST R A n g E ! i A m
d E f i n i T E ly n oT A k im
kA R dASh i A n b uT i
Think iTll do
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FH M
MAD
SCI E N CE
Crackle
p op
boom!
How to ma ke stuff
e xplode sa fe ly!
WORDS:
CHISE ALCANTARA
PHOTOGRAPHY:
KURT ALVAREZ
PROPS:
BEAM MARIANO
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DRY ICE
DOME
CHARMING
THE
FLAME
HOW TO: Get a glass bottle, some alcohol
(at least 70 percent solution), and a kitchen
lighter torch. Put some alcohol inside the
bottle and shake it around. Ignite the opening
of the bottle. Blow air inside the bottle after
every ignition to refill it with oxygen .
THE SCIENCE: To create fire you need
heat, fuel, and oxygen. You have a lot of
alcohol in the atmosphere inside the bottle.
Igniting the inside of the bottle will cause
the alcohol to burn. Burning consumes the
GENERAL
SAFETY
TIPS FOR
YOUR MAD
LABORATORY!
1 Keep open
flames away
from flammable
objects.
2 Ensure proper
ventilation,
especially when
your experiment
involves gases.
3 Always wear
protective gear:
goggles, gloves,
and lab gowns,
especially if
you're dealing
with corrosive
agents.
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LAVA
BURST
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WATERMELON
NINJA
HOW TO: Get a whole watermelon and
about 200 pieces of rubber bands and
carefully place them around the center of
fruit. Keep doing so until your fruit-torturing
desires are sated.
THE SCIENCE: When you stretch a
rubber band around a watermelon, you store
potential energy around it. Add a lot of rubber
bands and your watermelon cannot contain
this huge amount of potential energy. So
PR ES S UR E CANNO N
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Card is valid up
to four years from
date of purchase.
Mas magtagal pa
siya kaysa sa last
girlfriend mo.
LONGEVITY
Our
countrys
train
system
especially the Metro
Rail Transit (MRT)
sucks. Look, we just
cant sugarcoat the
disaster that it is. Its
so bad presidential
hopefuls next
year will surely be
including the train
situation in their
national agenda. Yes,
the daily commute
is now at par with
other national issues
like the yearly
budget, security, and
corruption.
Because new
trains are slow to
come, if they will
ever, the Department
of Transportation
and Communication
has come up with
this: a ticketing
system that involves
a reloadable
contactless smart
card called the
Beep card. Lets
see how it works:
THE
FUTURE
OF
BEEP
26 FH M NOVEMBER 2015
LOAD/CREDIT
BALANCE
MATTER OF
USE
TH E N EW
B E E P CAR D
VS.
TH E OLD
MAG N ETI C
CAR D
Theres always
that millisecond
heart attack every
time you feed
your magnetic
card into the
steel turnstile.
Baka kainin.
STURDINESS
OF MATERIAL
BUSINESS IDEAS
It has a
minimalist
design. They got
that part right.
Sino ba ang
presidente
ngayon?
SOON, IN JEEPNEYS
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Has a maximum
value of P100.
A measly four
rides from North
StationTaft
station. Bonus
ride pa yung isa.
USABILITY
DESIGN
You can
occasionally sit
on it. Take note:
occasionally.
DISCOUNTS
Senior citizens
and PWDs must
register a couple
of days and
wait for their
discounts.
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One-time use
only. Itll then
get recycled
afterwards.
HASSLEFREE
TRANSFER
Recognized in all
metro railways.
One card can
be used in all
LRT and MRT
stations.
Tickets can be
used on one
railway line only.
Parang Pokmon,
you got to buy
them all!
PROBABLY IN SARI-SARI
STORES, TOO
B eep!
beep !
SVT is usable up
to three months
from date of
purchase.
starter
Money lies
Ho ho ho!
Out of this world
Q: How do astronomers
organize a party?
A: They planet.
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Family feud
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Q: Why is Santa
Claus sack so big?
A: Because he
only comes once a
year!
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Editorial
Assistant, 22
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Ala eh !
Q: Taga Batangas ka ba?
A: Hinahanapan kasi
kita... Pero ala eh
BoyAmbot, via
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M r. P ale n g ke
Nung nakilala kita, yung
puso ko naging parang
presyo ng mga bilihin.
Kasi dati mura lang,
pero ngayon, hindi na
mapigilang magmahal.
Ansimar, via Facebook
Bu s o g l u s o g
Natatandaan mo ba
nung sinabi kong, Hindi
kita mahal? Sobrang
nabusog ako nun eh
Kinain ko kasi lahat ng
sinabi ko.
FlyTheButterfly, via
Facebook
P arallel t h i n k i n g
Alam mo ba kapag
sumama ka sa
matatalino... Tatalino ka
rin. Kapag sa mga adik..
Magiging adik ka rin. Try
mo kaya sumama sakin.
Baka maging akin ka rin.
JeanGrey, via
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I L L U S T R AT I O N : M I K K E G A L L A R D O
BAR R O O M
JOKES
Yo u c an t s e e m e
Uy, sabi ng doctor malala
na daw ang sakit ko sa
puso. Dalawa na lang
daw ang option: either
ICU or you see me.
John Cena, via
Facebook
FH M
HOW TO
SAY YOURE
G I FT G U IDE
FH M
G I FT G UI D E
01
Theres really
just one rule!
The weight of your
gift must be directly
proportional to how
badly you screwed
up. If you have major
points to earn back, be
prepared to spend.
L igh t B ox
02
L ife o f t he
Part y Fu l l - Fa c e
Make u p Ki t
03
Minsan Parinig,
Minsan Patama,
Madalas Hugot
04
Gourmet Chocolate
If shes giving you the cold shoulder, let these designer chocolates serve
as peace offering. She might be able to ignore you, but she wont be able
to ignore thesetheyll melt!
P630, (Nama Au Lait, Nama Champagne) Royce
05
A dozen rose
plushies
Is the idea of buying her real,
and therefore, malalantang
flowers at odds with your
kuripot principles? Get your
girl a dozen plushie roses
instead. Theyll never wilt
and theyll never diejust
like your love for her. Yaaan!
P119.75, Toys R Us
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FH M
GI FT G U I D E
Satin lingerie
First things first: This is
not for you; this is for her.
Forget those tacky and
sleazy rags that no real
woman would be caught
dead wearing and opt for
lingerie thats sexy but
tasteful. P.S. You know
youre forgiven when she
offers to wear it for you.
P1,890 (nightie), P1,690
(bra), P790 (panties),
Womens Secret
10
09
D IY s l a ve
coupons
If theres nothing on
this earthly list that can
make her forgive you,
then theres only one
thing thatll save your
relationship: your eternal
servitude. Create a set of
coupons thatll grant her
one favorno matter how
flashyper use. Whether
its going shopping with
her all day or, you know,
going down on her...
foot for as long as you
humanly can. Thats a
foot massage, perv.
Free!
07
08
Our li fe s t or y
joint d i a r y
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Jewelry
Did you forget your
anniversary? Apologize with
jewelry. You cant really buy
lovebut with this rhodium
and gold-plated pendant, with
pink crystal pavs, you can try.
Score for: P13,500 (Cupid
pendant), Swarovski
C h ic k f li c k s
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HOLLYWOOD your
SEX
LIFE
1
BUY A RUG
A ND BUI L D A
F IR E PL AC E*
As seen in: Fifty Shades of Grey, Friends with Benefits. All my shirts are in the wash,
love. How did you get a perfectly fittedand ironedshirt at such short notice? Was that
hanging up in my wardrobe? Can you put it back? Youre going to put dents in it. Said no
leading man, ever.
STOCK U P
ON TH E S E
UNDIES
HA N G A M I R R O R O N T HE WA L L
O R CEI L I N G
Tighty whities
Mike Myers,
Waynes World
White boxers
George Clooney,
Out of Sight
Banana
hammock
Matthew
McConaughey,
Magic Mike
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MOVES
5
K E E P YOUR KI TCH EN MESSY
6
IN S TAL L
A IR CON UNDE R
YO UR KUCHON
(O T H E RW I S E K N OW N
A S A DU V ET )
7
As seen in: The Notebook, Spider-Man, Match
Point
Sprint through a cul-de-sac in the rain waving a
boom box around. Pull a dispassionate basangbasa sa ulan tongue session with your woman.
Sex without rain, according to films, is like toast
without butter: dry, unpalatable, and doesnt
make a mess of the floor. Dont do sex unless
theres a chance that lightning might hit you
midway through.
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UN PLUG YO UR
PHO N E
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DO NOTHING
AFTER SEX
Welcome to
Hollywood, where
no women have
to immediately
pee after sex, and
nobody has to tie
a tight knot in a
soggy condom.
Nobody has to
move the bed,
or clean up the
sheets.
STOCK UP ON
MOISTURERESISTANT
SHEETS
Just once, wed
like to see a scene
where two actors
post-coitally
contort themselves
around the
massive, wet patch
in the middle of the
bed before Chris
Hemsworth, or
whoever, is forced
to tiptoe through
the dark to fetch a
towel to lay down
on that dugyot spot
in the mattress.
Just once.
CANCEL THE GYM
MEMBERSHIP,
BECAUSE
ANYONE CAN LIFT
A WOMAN
The only exercise
you need to do to
hone a Hollywood
body is to
constantly pick up
a willing partner
ideally while shes
wearing white
cotton underwear
and kissing her
against a wall. No
sit-ups, no chinups. Just lift up
women repeatedly.
Use your legs not
your back. This is
literally all Ryan
Reynolds does to
stay in shape.
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